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Dec 01 06 - Mindflayer Invasion

[DM] ROUND: 0

[DM] ROUND: 1

[DM] ==== Gaming session started: Fri Dec 01 19:06:20 EST 2006 ====

Christy has joined the game on Fri Dec 01 19:08:46 EST 2006

John has joined the game on Fri Dec 01 19:09:11 EST 2006

[John] 2nd place not bad

[John] hi Christi

[DM] smiles

[Christy] hey there!

SPC has joined the game on Fri Dec 01 19:10:37 EST 2006

[John] Your not dead yet

[SPC] No, just probably drowning

[Christy] not yet anyway

[John] in fact it may be beter we are all together, if it is on the etherial plane

[SPC] (remembering the last time one of my characters was kidnapped by an illithid)

[John] we are not yet seperated

[Christy] Hans is having a horrible flashback. His favorite character Siram had his brain sucked out by an illithid

Lorie has joined the game on Fri Dec 01 19:12:22 EST 2006

[Christy] hey Lorie

[John] "And we will all go down, together."

[DM] smiles

[Lorie] Evening

[Christy] or on an interesting adventure :)

[John] Hi Lori

[DM (to GM only)] Black Suits #1's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 1 (1) - Massively Wounded

[DM] Black Suits #1 targets Percival. Distance: 5'03"

[DM] Black Suits #1: Attack #1: Natural Attack: (11-(d20+0)) [11-(14+0)] -3. Probably MISSES Percival (AC FINAL: -5)

Lorie is receiving the map Base Map...

Lorie has received the map Base Map.

[John] ha!

[DM] Black Suits #1: Attack #1: Natural Attack: (11-(d20+0)) [11-(17+0)] -6. PROBABLY HITS Percival (AC FINAL: -5)!!!

[DM] there we go

[John] ouch

[DM (to GM only)] Black Suits #1's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 0 (-1) - Disabled

[DM] ok

[DM] so

[Christy] how do i get the map?

[DM] double click on Kylia

Molly has joined the game on Fri Dec 01 19:14:06 EST 2006

Christy is receiving the map Base Map...

Christy has received the map Base Map.

[John] are the Black Suits effected by the mind blast?

[DM] no

[DM] getting Mike and Marco set up here still

[Lorie] :X

BiBo!!!!!!!!! has joined the game on Fri Dec 01 19:15:22 EST 2006

[John] must be noce not to have a brain

[Christy] hey Bibo!

[John] oh wait, I know how it feels

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] howdy!

BiBo!!!!!!!!! is receiving the map Caves...

BiBo!!!!!!!!! has received the map Caves.

[John] Hi

John is receiving the map Caves...

John has received the map Caves.

[Christy] i kind of like having a brain. helps with the walking talking and breathing thing

[Lorie] Hey again Marco :O)

mikE has joined the game on Fri Dec 01 19:16:25 EST 2006

[Lorie] Hey Molly

John is receiving the map Base Map...

John has received the map Base Map.

[Molly] hi all!!

[Lorie] Greetings and Salutations :)

[Lorie] MIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Christy] hi Molly

[Rosethorn (Molly)] Rosethorn: Initiative:(d10-+0+10) [7-0+10] 17

[Rosethorn (Molly)] Rosethorn: Initiative:(d10-+0+10) [4-0+10] 14

[DM] only missing Beth

Molly is receiving the map Base Map...

Molly has received the map Base Map.

[DM] and Hans is loading the update right?

[Christy] yes, he'll be on in a minute

[Rosethorn (Molly)] what"d I do??

[Rosethorn (Molly)] Hi Lorie!!

mikE is receiving the map Caves...

mikE has received the map Caves.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] Hi Christy!!

Hans has joined the game on Fri Dec 01 19:18:04 EST 2006

[Hans] Roleplaying stunned.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] Hi Hans!!

[Lorie] Howdy Hans :)

[Hans] Eyes glassy, staring off into distance, reeling from side to side...

[DM] so what has happened is you have the group in two places

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::drools::

[John] I can see it now Hans

[Christy] don't forget ntyhe drooling

[John] good job

[DM] Ramone, Kit, Steve are in the caves still

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] braaaaaaaaaaaaains

[DM] only Ramone stunned

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] I wanna keeep my braaaaaaaaaains

[DM] the rest are in the ethereal plane

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::drool::

[DM] but the Mind Flayer that was with is now dead

[Rosethorn (Molly)] beth's on her way

[Hans] I'm not drooling, but I'm about to fall to my knees...

[Rosethorn (Molly)] sorry?

[John] and the three of us are holding hands?

[Lorie] singing Kuumbaya I'm sure

[Rosethorn (Molly)] back up five miles, please.

[DM] I am pausing right there

[Rosethorn (Molly)] mind flayer with who is now dead??

[DM] for explanations

[DM] questions etc

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] well, I'm not sure you can measure where they are in miles

[Christy] the mind flayer that took us to the ethereal?

[DM] I will go get drinks

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] it would be an interesting thing to try to do

[Sweetums (SPC)] The mindflayer that teleported us to the ethereal plane is now dead

[DM] yes the MF that went to the EP is dead

[DM] brb

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] but miles don't measure distance between planes so well

[Rosethorn (Molly)] really??

[Christy] drinks sound good. get me one too please

[DM] I am away from the keyboard.

[Sweetums (SPC)] apparently so. Not sure how.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] how'd that happen??

[Hans] how do you let people know you're away from the keyboard????

[Sweetums (SPC)] But those of us in the ethereal plane, only Kylia (that I know of) is not stunned

[Lorie] See up there where it's got the sleepy symbol

[Lorie] (third from the left)

[Lorie] that's AFK

[Hans] I am away from the keyboard.

[Christy] i don't care how he got dead. at least I get to keep my brains for a few more minutes.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::drooooool::

[Rosethorn (Molly)] there's a button on your tabs, third fom the left.

[Christy] and if one of us is not stunned, I'm glad it's Kylia

[John] a drool button?

[mikE] john, teleport us out?

[John] John can not teleport

[Rosethorn (Molly)] you'll have to ask Marco bout that one, John...

[mikE] thought you had a stone

[John] Kit hasa crystal and can pool out

[John] which she will do as soon as 12

[Rosethorn (Molly)] is Kit in the plane??

[Rosethorn (Molly)] Cleveland, or wherever??

[mikE] soooo..... joh, teleport us out

[John] nope, she was left behide with the two MF MF

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] I can teleport, but not while drooling

[Rosethorn (Molly)] MF??

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::drooooool::

[John] M&^^ F^^&% Mind Flair

[mikE] i can go invisible, but not teleport in this form

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ah. thank you.

[John] I was considering getting Paul

[Lorie] ROFL

[Rosethorn (Molly)] so...

[Rosethorn (Molly)] do I have this right??

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] have what exactly?

[Rosethorn (Molly)] there's about six of us on something called the 'Ethereal Plane', and about half of those are immobilized??

[John] ci'

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] sure, sounds about accurate

[Christy] i'd say more than half

[Rosethorn (Molly)] and the other three are back home, about to be eaten??

[mikE] close enough if not exact

[John] NOT even close

[Rosethorn (Molly)] okay.....

[John] we are fine, no worries

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] eaten, poofed to the ethereal plane, something, we dunno

[Rosethorn (Molly)] what am I NOT getting??

[mikE] if about to be eaten means about to get the hell out of there, then yes.

[Christy] hopefully they won't be dinner

[John] at this point you don't know

[Rosethorn (Molly)] I know I don't know, that's why I'm asking...

[Sweetums (SPC)] The three that are back home are far enough away from the mind flayers not to be directly attacked

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ((getting confused again))

[Rosethorn (Molly)] okay...

[John] sorry, your character does not know, you can know that things will be OK

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] well, not yet anyway. nothing stopping them from attacking us anyway

[Sweetums (SPC)] No, but they're not right on top of you yet

[Christy] got to put a kid to bed-

[Christy] I am away from the keyboard.

[John] and Kit is next in the combat round and she can escape with the rest before thay can do any more damage

[Sweetums (SPC)] Don't forget the duct tape

John is receiving the map Caves...

John has received the map Caves.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] so

[John] OK Steve is not touching Kit, How did that happen? Was he not touching anyone

[Rosethorn (Molly)] there are about six of us on this Ethereal plane, trying to get back home??

Beth has joined the game on Fri Dec 01 19:31:05 EST 2006

[Hans] I am back at the keyboard.

[John] and I thouhgt there was a total of 3 MF, I still countthree left

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] steve made his magic resistance roll

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] the people around him didn't

[Rosethorn (Molly)] and the other three, still trying to get out of range of the mind flayers??

[Rosethorn (Molly)] is THAT right??

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] well, that's the hope

[John] that throws a wrench into a quick escape

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] whether we do or not, who knows

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ((rubbing forehead))

[Sweetums (SPC)] Yes, that is right Molly.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] THANK YOU, SWEETUMS!!

[John] Yes Molly, we are not in direct contact

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::GIVES YOU A GREAT BIG HUGE BREATH-TAKING HHHHHHHUUUUGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!::

[John] but if if Steve doesn't hit Kit so Kit can Teleport home, they may get a range attack

[Sweetums (SPC)] And those of us in the ethereal plane that are stunned just have to stand around

[Rosethorn (Molly)] range attack??

[Beth] I am away from the keyboard.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] whazzat??

[Sweetums (SPC)] it's an attack that happens from a distance.

[Sweetums (SPC)] Arrows are a form of ranged attack.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] like what happened before??

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] I dunno, the furthest one from steve is 20 feet away. they can attack us if they really want (and I don't see why not)

[John] like the thing that stunned most of the party last round

[Rosethorn (Molly)] with the mind blip thing??

[Sweetums (SPC)] Yup.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] Okay, thank you!!

[Hans] *still roleplaying stunned*

[Rosethorn (Molly)] :-D

[John] Sean found a new friend who uses LYNIX

[Sweetums (SPC)] That's L-I-N-U-X

[Sweetums (SPC)] LYNX is something different

[Hans] Is LYNIX the same as LINUX?

[John] it's all greek to me

[Sweetums (SPC)] Nope.

[Sweetums (SPC)] LYNX is a text-based web browser.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] isn't lynux the peanuts character?

[Rosethorn (Molly)] I'm presuming that stuff is computer stuff now??

[Hans] at colleges & stuff...

[John] how much is bob drinking?

[Sweetums (SPC)] Yup.

[Sweetums (SPC)] Sorry, have to go now for a bit ...

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ah, okay.

[Hans] he's drinking enough for all of us, obviously: we're stunned....

[Sweetums (SPC)] not feeling that well tonight

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ok, ciao

[SPC] I am away from the keyboard.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] I'm sorry.

[Hans] Sorry to see ya go, Sean-----

[Rosethorn (Molly)] hope you feel better.

[Hans] ditto to Molly

[Beth] I am back at the keyboard.

[Lorie] take care SPC... :: hugs ::

[Hans] I want hugs too

[John] ::hugs Hans::

[Hans] I may have already gotten them coming to the ethereal plane...

[Rosethorn (Molly)] HUGS, HANS!!

[Hans] I would hug back, but I'm too stunned

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Okay guys, you're about to die. no chick flick moments.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] will that work??

[mikE] no hugs for you

[Hans] Is there a degree of stunned?

[John] seperation issue, roleplaying too much, Hans is not Stunned, Per is

[Lorie] :: hugs group ::

[John] how about rounds left?

[Lorie] I'll Waiting to Exhale if I want!

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] many :)

[Hans] I can feel the love, but not from Steve...

[mikE] i'm left staring at the fuglies wondering if i can cut off their tenticles and roast them over an open fire

[Hans] my kids keep asking me why I'm laughing....

[John] long story

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] tell them temporary insanity

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] it's genetic

[Hans] are we dead yet? I mean, there yet?

[Rosethorn (Molly)] tell 'em Ramone finally got hugged....

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ;-)

Beth is receiving the map Base Map...

Beth has received the map Base Map.

[Percival (Hans)] testing

[mikE] from what i hear he's already been more than hugged

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::snickers::

[DM] I am back at the keyboard.

[DM] back

[Percival (Hans)] Can everybody right click on their character name and chat as their character? I'm trying to learn who's who. tx

[Lorie] Ummm...Hans I give you a B

[Christy] I am back at the keyboard.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: sighs :: If I must

[Rosethorn (Molly)] um, how's this?

[Percival (Hans)] And I'm learning this infernal interface. Uh-oh, DM's back.... Let's be good...

[Kit (John)] Steve you are going to have to come to be matty

[DM] ok, so we will pick up on the next moment of combat

[mikE] well, i have about 9 different characters in a way.

[DM] you have one black suit and the one named mind flayer there

[Rosethorn (Molly)] next moment of combat??

[mikE] shrug

[DM] on the caves

[Rosethorn (Molly)] black suit??

[DM] and the other group, has no enemies in sight

[Rosethorn (Molly)] as in men in black??

[DM] a mind flayer dressed in a black suit of some sort yes

[mikE] he's with the MiB

[DM] INIT: 18 GOING: Sweetums

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ah

[mikE] watch out for the chirping cricket

[DM] INIT: 18 GOING: Black Suits #2

[DM] INIT: 19 GOING: Arilyn

Hans is receiving the map Base Map...

Hans has received the map Base Map.

[DM] INIT: 20 GOING: Shuluth

[Hans] I am back at the keyboard.

[DM] ROUND: 2

[DM] and so we pick up

[DM] INIT: 9 GOING: Kira

[Rosethorn (Molly)] who's Shuluth??

[Percival (Hans)] whoops. thought I already had the map. but then we went to the ethereal plane and all

[Kit (John)] holdng action to port as so as Steve grabs on

Hans has left the game on Fri Dec 01 19:43:33 EST 2006

[DM] INIT: 12 GOING: Kit

[Kit (John)] sorry go Kira

[DM] Ok, so Kira go first

Hans has joined the game on Fri Dec 01 19:43:59 EST 2006

[DM] empty plane arond you

[Beth] Um, I have no clue what to do here

[DM] Kylia is still moving

[DM] but the other four are stunned

[Rosethorn (Molly)] glad I'm not the only one....

[Beth] I'm in a place I've never seen before and it's really weird

[DM] till round 9

[DM] exactly to Kira

[Kit (John)] check out the dead guy

[Percival (Hans)] *looking off into distance trying to keep my balance*

[Beth] I guess I pull everyone together and see what I can find on mr dead and ugly htere

[DM] ok,

[DM] end of round will tell you what you find on him

[DM] Kit

Hans is receiving the map Base Map...

Hans has received the map Base Map.

[DM] what are you doing

[Kit (John)] holdng action to port as so as Steve grabs on

[DM] INIT: 13 GOING: Steve the Pirate

[DM] INIT: 14 GOING: Ramone

[DM] INIT: 13 GOING: Steve the Pirate

[Rosethorn (Molly)] back in a sec.

[mikE] Steve the Pirate moved 3'06".

[Molly] I am away from the keyboard.

[mikE] Steve the Pirate targets Kit. Distance: 2'01"

[Kit (John)] forgoing dex

[Kit (John)] playing stun

[mikE] Steve the Pirate: Attack #1: Cutlass: (17-(d20+0+1)-7) [17-(3+0+1)-7] 6 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]. Probably MISSES Kit (AC FINAL: 0)

[mikE] Steve the Pirate: Attack #1: Cutlass: (17-(d20+0+1)-7) [17-(5+0+1)-7] 4 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]. Probably MISSES Kit (AC FINAL: 0)

[DM] those are both misses

[mikE] sigh

[Kit (John)] can I hit and port?

[DM] using the rock? no

[DM] counts as using an item

[Kit (John)] i have two attacks normaly

[mikE] just port and i'll try to manage

[DM] with is a full round action

Hans has left the game on Fri Dec 01 19:49:03 EST 2006

[Kit (John)] I am not leaving my wing man

Hans has joined the game on Fri Dec 01 19:49:24 EST 2006

[Kit (John)] continue please

[Kit (John)] holding action to see what happens

[Molly] I am back at the keyboard.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] hi again.

[Percival (Hans)] having connection issues....

[DM] ok, so Mike?

[DM] INIT: 14 GOING: Ramone

[DM] INIT: 14 GOING: Rosethorn

[Kit (John)] ::thinks Kylia will kill me if I leave even him behind::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::drooooool::

[Rosethorn (Molly)] what'm I doing??

[DM] and Rose Drools like a lady

[DM] INIT: 16 GOING: Kylia Wolfslayer

[mikE] you realize you can now get mind blasted again

[DM] there you go

[Percival (Hans)] christy just brought me dinner. christy just brought me dinner....

[Rosethorn (Molly)] okay....

[Percival (Hans)] she must looooove me....

[mikE] port out, dump the dead weight, and if i'm still alive after a round, come back and get me

[DM] or want to keep you away from the dining room

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ya think??

[mikE] i'm going with the containment theory

[DM] maybe santa hid the presents there

[Percival (Hans)] hah hah hah. I'm in the dungeon (our incomplete basement...)

[Kit (John)] (Kit does not know what your chances are, I don't know either)

[Percival (Hans)] Didn't we have a Santa adventure one year????

[Kit (John)] (Hopping Kylia Plane shifts them al back

[Christy] that was rich's game

[Percival (Hans)] I just want to say: Kylia rocks.

[Percival (Hans)] Period.

[Beth] ((would love for that to happen))

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay... at this moment, how many Dragonslayers and others do we have linked?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: starts counting smurfs linked ::

[Beth] ::giggles::

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: waits for the GM to count along ::

[Christy] I am back at the keyboard.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] un, deux, trois, quatre... cinq, six, sept...

[Arilyn (Christy)] la, la, la la, la la...

[Percival (Hans)] you showoff...

[DM] 6

[Arilyn (Christy)] it's funny, I just watched the smurfs

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] and we're all linked?

[mikE] ein, swei, tri, fier, funf, sechs...

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] otto

[DM] yes to Kylia

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] seichbe

[DM] oops

[DM] no

[DM] sorry

[Percival (Hans)] sieben, acht, neun, zehn. going to Deutschland next Samstag...

[DM] Kira is not

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] No? Sorry

[DM] she is examining the body

[mikE] yaaay

[DM] Kira moved 10'11".

[DM] Percival moved 4'04".

[mikE] germany rocks!

[DM] Arilyn moved 8'05".

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Wow... congrats!

[DM] Rosethorn moved 1'06".

[DM] Kylia Wolfslayer moved 3'09".

[mikE] well, southern and western does.

[Beth] *sighs::

[mikE] can't really speak for northern and eastern

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okies... so ... :: poinders what to do :: KIRA... RUN and hold my hand

[Beth] so, take every one you can

[Beth] ok

[Beth] I will do so

[DM] there are no bad guys visible

[DM] you can see quite aways

[Percival (Hans)] I'll be less than 150KM from where I lived for 4 years: Schwaebisch Hall

[DM] techinally the border etheral righ tnow

[Percival (Hans)] Sorry, are we not stunned anymore????

[DM] you are stunned still Percy

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okies dokies... one sec...want to re-read spell

[Percival (Hans) (to DM only)] thx.

[Hans] I am away from the keyboard.

[DM (to Hans only)] grins

[John] I am away from the keyboard.

[DM] not a problem Kylia

[Beth] So, I RUN and grab Kylia's hand

[DM] we will advance

[DM] adn come back to your group

[DM] INIT: 17 GOING: Percival

[DM] INIT: 17 GOING: Black Suits #1

[DM] Black Suits #1 moved 13'09".

[DM] Black Suits #1 targets Steve the Pirate. Distance: 3'01"

[DM] and that would be a back attack

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay BOB... I pull out my tuning fork and cast dès que possible! Lo antes que possible! NOW!

[mikE] i''ve turned to face the squid face

[DM] is Kylia waiting for Kira?

[Beth] Kira moved 10'10".

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] yes...I make sure she's holding my hand

[DM] ok then,

[DM] first the caves, then back to Kyalia

[DM] because I am not atacking his back then I will do the mind sucking thing instead

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] Avast ye poxed knave! Have at thee!

[Hans] I am back at the keyboard.

[DM] Steve can make a perception check

[DM] as the attackes are happening

[DM] Black Suits #1: Attack #1: Natural Attack: (11-(d20+0)) [11-(3+0)] 8. Probably MISSES Steve the Pirate (AC FINAL: -5)

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] Give me yer best shot ya bloody squid faced son of a one legged pox ridden whore

Hans is receiving the map Base Map...

Hans has received the map Base Map.

[Arilyn (Christy)] if only that mind flayer knew what kind of brain he's trying to suck out...

[DM] Black Suits #1: Attack #1: Natural Attack: (11-(d20+0)) [11-(2+0)] 9. Probably MISSES Steve the Pirate (AC FINAL: -5)

[DM] Black Suits #1: Attack #1: Natural Attack: (11-(d20+0)) [11-(4+0)] 7. Probably MISSES Steve the Pirate (AC FINAL: -5)

Hans is receiving the map Caves...

Hans has received the map Caves.

[Arilyn (Christy)] excellent insults

[DM] Black Suits #1: Attack #1: Natural Attack: (11-(d20+0)) [11-(2+0)] 9. Probably MISSES Steve the Pirate (AC FINAL: -5)

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::HUGE sigh of relief...::

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] Steve the Pirate: Observation check: (d20) [8] 8. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (18+1) [18+1] 19!!!

Hans is receiving the map Base Map...

Hans has received the map Base Map.

[Beth] YYYAAAYYY, Steve! ::grins::

[Rosethorn (Molly)] GO PIRATE.

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] ::yaaaay kooge:: ::for once::

[DM (to mikE only)] you see that there are razors attached to his tentcles as he tries to stick them in

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] Tha bloody thing is trying ta shave me stubble!

Hans has left the game on Fri Dec 01 20:02:43 EST 2006

[Beth] ((my high school sports teams were the Pirates)) :D

Hans has joined the game on Fri Dec 01 20:03:03 EST 2006

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] I've spent days cultivating this stubble ye squid.

Hans is receiving the map Base Map...

Hans has received the map Base Map.

[Arilyn (Christy)] my 3 year old calls people scurvy dogs and tells them to walk the plank

[DM] INIT: 18 GOING: Sweetums

[DM] INIT: 18 GOING: Black Suits #2

[DM] INIT: 19 GOING: Arilyn

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::chuckles::

[Beth] (LOL))

[DM] INIT: 20 GOING: Shuluth

[John] I am back at the keyboard.

[Kit (John)] just in time

[DM] save versus spell please Steve and Kit

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] ::your kid is awesome!::

[DM] Black Suits #1: Magical Spell save: (d20) [20] 20. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (13) [13] 13!!!

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] Steve the Pirate: Magic Resistance check:(d100) [88] 88. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (90) [90] 90!!!

[Kit (John)] Kit: Magical Spell save: (d20) [11] 11. PROBABLY FAILS against (13) [13] 13

[DM] ok, rolling it here instead for the fireball (10d6) [(2+1+1+2+3+1+2+1+2+2)] 17

[DM] crap

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] sweet

[Arilyn (Christy)] that was not me...

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] what a lame fireball. Is that all yeh got?

[Rosethorn (Molly)] what??

[DM] Kit's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 54 (-17) - Moderately Wounded

[Kit (John)] well then I take 1/2 still?

[Beth] I am back at the keyboard.

[Kira (Beth)] LOL

[DM] Ramone's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 60 (-9) - Lightly Wounded

[DM (to GM only)] Black Suits #1's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 48 (-9) - Lightly Wounded

[DM] Ramone's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 51 (-9) - Moderately Wounded

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: Magical Spell save: (d20) [13] 13. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (11) [11] 11!!!

[Kit (John)] BOB, I'm still amune to fire so 1/2 dammage

[DM] yes fire ball, ok

[DM] will take off the extra Kit

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] Why are we runnin' again?

[DM] Ramone's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 48 (-3) - Moderately Wounded

[Kit (John)] and are you sure it does not go farther

[DM] Kit's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 62 (8) - Lightly Wounded

[Kit (John)] this is a narrow path

[Rosethorn (Molly)] um, how come Ramone keeps going down??

[DM] yes it goes much farther both ways

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] he just swings that way?

[Hans] I am back at the keyboard.

[DM] Ramone's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 57 (9) - Lightly Wounded

[DM] thank you Molly

[Percival (Hans)] he's probably injuring himself deliberately, Molly

[DM] all set now

[Kira (Beth)] ::chokes::

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ?????

[Kit (John)] just not emough to effect Shuluth

[DM] and to Kylia

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] bob just is confused on the damage ramone needs to take :)

[Kit (John)] end of round I am using my attack to grab steve

[DM] he apparently was not affected yes Kit

[DM] Kylia you are swooping them to where?

[John] Kit targets Steve the Pirate. Distance: 2'01"

[DM] you in the border etheral who are not stunned did jsut see what happened

[DM] it erupted all around you

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::doesn't fear fire, he IS fire::

[DM] but does not affect you because you are not in phase

[Kira (Beth)] ah,

[Kit (John)] Kit: Attack #1: claw: (11-(d20+3)) [11-(4+3)] 4. Probably MISSES Steve the Pirate (AC FINAL: -5)

[DM] so to speak

[Kira (Beth)] so, YIPES!

[Rosethorn (Molly)] sorry??

[Rosethorn (Molly)] what??

[Kira (Beth)] Kyliia and I can see what's going on with the others, Mololy

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ah, okay

[Rosethorn (Molly)] thank you.

[DM] ROUND: 3

[Kira (Beth)] De rien

[DM] before anythign happens

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Sorry was AFK with Alyssa...

[DM] want to be sure with Kylia what she wants to happen

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I was taking them back to PMP

[DM] but wehre?

[DM] right there? or to Roadhaven?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] that's Prime Material Plane...ya know... Roadhaven...home...

[DM] or ?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Far from icky brain sucking baddies

[DM] you can see how the battle is going, just to be clear

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Yup

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I see.

[DM] ok

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I have 6 people that need to go home

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] or wherever they are planning to go

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] but not here

[DM] ok

[DM] Percival, Kira, Sweetums, Rosethorn, Kylia Wolfslayer and Arilyn moved 54'08".

[DM] Rosethorn moved 2'07".

[DM] Arilyn moved 3'05".

[Steve the Pirate (mikE) (to GM only)] Character sheet for Steve the Pirate modified: Ability Scores - STAM: (ST) : CHANGED: 11 (null). MUSC: (MU) : CHANGED: 11 (null). AIM: (AI) : CHANGED: 14 (null). Balance: (BA) : CHANGED: 18 (null). Health: (HE) : CHANGED: 14 (null). Fitness: (FI) : CHANGED: 18 (null).

[Kira (Beth)] The stunned need to go back to Roadhaven. I can come back here with you if that is what you plan to do

[DM] there you go P{OOF to road haven

[Percival (Hans)] i'm visualizing DM raising his brows as high as they go...

[Kira (Beth)] or, not here, but back to the battle

[DM] Kira moved 2'02".

[DM] checking something

[DM] before we start the next round

[Rosethorn (Molly)] huh boy....

[Kira (Beth)] btw, what did I find on the black suit?

[Percival (Hans)] he's the DM; he controls all the time in the world...

[Kira (Beth)] you said you would tell me at the endo of the round

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] and other worlds too

[Kira (Beth)] LOL

[DM] you abanonded the search to grab hold of Kylia

[Kira (Beth)] so, I didn't have time to find anything?

[DM] and the shift, "note that pinpoint accuracy is rarely achieved, arriving a random distance from an intended destination is common"

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] prolly didn't have anything other than ickiness

[Arilyn (Christy)] btw-Bibo and DM-since I'm spending so much time stunned and have nothing else to do, I can't help but notice that my magc item inventory is till empty

[DM] grins at Arilyn

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] ((so fill it up, woman))

[Kit (John)] STOP

[Kit (John)] is the round over yet

[Arilyn (Christy)] Bibo said he was going to hook me up

[DM] the round is not over Kit

[DM] we are in the end of round stuff

[Kit (John)] how badly was the MF hurt by the fire, nit much hu

[Kit (John)] I will wait

[DM] not much

[Kit (John)] go on please

[DM] ok,

[DM] I will figure out where the other group ended up and then we will go from there

[DM] brb

[DM] I am away from the keyboard.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ended up???

[Rosethorn (Molly)] as in on another plane thingie??

[Rosethorn (Molly)] Great One, if I end up in Missoula, I am NOT gonna be a happy camper today....

[Kira (Beth)] anyone know how much damage carrot juice can do to a loptop?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: shrugs :: 'eh...not to worry

[Kira (Beth)] If I suddenly disappear, that's why

[Rosethorn (Molly)] oh dear.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] POOF.

[Kira (Beth)] I just drowned my laptop in carrot juice

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] I am away from the keyboard.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] most people hand that stuff off to their rabbits....

[Kira (Beth)] ::sighs::

[Rosethorn (Molly)] laptops seem to be taking some hits around here this week...

[Percival (Hans)] roll damage, Kira, roll damage...

[Kira (Beth)] LOL

[Percival (Hans)] 3d8

[Percival (Hans)] laptops have about 2 HP

[Kit (John)] I just want everyone to know that without my plan only Percy would be in the Etherial plane

[Rosethorn (Molly)] zanku, Kit.

[Percival (Hans)] wolf cookie and bozo button for John!!!!

[Rosethorn (Molly)] where'd you put my luggage??

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] soooo... you're saying you messed everything up?

[Arilyn (Christy)] it's all good as long as my head stays intact

[Kit (John)] no, it has work out well so far

[Rosethorn (Molly)] dunno that I'd count on that one, Christy...

[Percival (Hans)] whoops. i didn't know what a wolf cookie was until just now. and i am kinda disgusted. my apologies...

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::speaking from experience::

[Rosethorn (Molly)] anything like a meadow muffin??

[Kira (Beth)] Ok, well, it's dryish

[Rosethorn (Molly)] a wolf cookie??

[Rosethorn (Molly)] huh

[Percival (Hans)] i am just so sorry. i heard it 24 years ago.

[Kira (Beth)] anyone know what the RDA of vit A and B is for a laptop?

[Percival (Hans)] and never even cared to check.

[Percival (Hans)] I think your laptop is good.

[Arilyn (Christy)] i've had characters sucked into evil walls, killed by "twins" so this isn't too bad until Bob says I'm officially dead. We've pulled out of worse than the ethereal plane

[Percival (Hans)] all the vitamins and minerals, that is...

[Kira (Beth)] LOL, I'm thinking so too

[Percival (Hans)] it's eyesight should be kicking...

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Worst case we end up in a cornfield in the middlfe of BFE... a nice person can show us the way home

[Rosethorn (Molly)] oh, bout 2%. now if it were lithium or nickel....

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ;)

[Arilyn (Christy)] i like corn and BFE beats no brain any day

[Kira (Beth)] LOL

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] at least you'll be on the right plane

[Kira (Beth)] LOL

[Rosethorn (Molly)] to Missoula?? Lord I hope not...

[Kira (Beth)] ::shudders::

[Kit (John)] Is BOB plotting or cooking?

[Kira (Beth)] oh, Please, NO

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] eating

[DM] I am back at the keyboard.

[Kira (Beth)] figures ;-)

[DM] both

[DM] so I want Kylia to roll a d1000 to find out how many miles away, and a d8 for direction

[DM] and is Kit fine till the next go on Init?

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::crossing fingers that she doesn't hit Missoula...::

Kira (Beth) prays to whatever benevolent deity will listen

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] get out the softball

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Roll #1: (d100) [90] 90

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Roll #1: (d10) [3] 3

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Roll #1: (d8) [2] 2

[Kira (Beth)] PLEASE get us close to home

[DM] you can just roll like this (d1000) [26] 26

[DM] put it in the curly braces

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I didn't know that :X

[DM] d1000

[DM] will be better than 903

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] (d1000) [338] 338

[Rosethorn (Molly)] looks like a 93 to me??

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :X

[DM] there we go

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] that's not so bad...surely there is water near by

[Rosethorn (Molly)] or a 903.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] so which one counts??

[DM] North North East and 338 miles away

[Kira (Beth)] the last one

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ah

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] isn't that druid territory?

[DM] in the middle of the mountains

[DM] no clue where you are

[DM] just peaks all around

[DM] none of the recognizable

[Kira (Beth)] great

[Percival (Hans)] 338 *miles*? why even bother offering that as a spell?

[Rosethorn (Molly)] Kylia has no clue, or YOU have no clue??

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Kylia Wolfslayer: Direction Sense check: (d20) [18] 18. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (17+1) [17+1] 18!!!

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] I am back at the keyboard.

[Percival (Hans)] it would be easier to say "anywhere but here"

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] because you're at least on the right plane?

[Percival (Hans)] and then roll d1000

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] but anywhere could end you up in hell, the abyss, or worse, elemental fire

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::rubbing forehead::

[DM] ok, and then NEXT

[DM] INIT: 9 GOING: Kira

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] yep, you can't exactly walk from the ethereal plane to the prime

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] you can walk from the mountains to home though

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] even if it IS a long walk

[DM] you are standing in a small stone valley

[Kit (John)] can you telaport from the Etherial?

[Kira (Beth)] Ok, Kylia, we're homeish, what next?

[Kit (John)] to Prime?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] not with normal teleport

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay...so we're heading homeward ...

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] teleport w/o error could

[Kira (Beth)] what can I do to help things along

[Kit (John)] walk faster

[Kit (John)] snicker snicker

[Arilyn (Christy)] aren't some of still stunned?

[Kira (Beth)] ::chuckles::

[DM] yes to christy

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ((Agrees with John's assessment))

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] same could be said of you ::drools in kit's direction::

[DM] till round 9

[Kit (John)] "are we there yet?"

[DM] INIT: 12 GOING: Kit

[Kira (Beth)] great, so we gotta drag 'em for 6 rounds

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] eh, you can wait long enough for them to be stunned

[Kit (John)] hold action as before

[DM] INIT: 13 GOING: Steve the Pirate

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] when you gotta go THAT long, 6 rounds won't kill ya :)

[Kira (Beth)] LOL

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] Steve the Pirate: Attack #1: Cutlass: (17-(d20+0+1)-7) [17-(8+0+1)-7] 1 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]. Probably MISSES Kit (AC FINAL: 0)

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] Yar! Let's go!

[DM] INIT: 14 GOING: Ramone

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::drooooool::

[DM] INIT: 14 GOING: Rosethorn

[DM] INIT: 16 GOING: Kylia Wolfslayer

[Kit (John)] only one attack

[Kit (John)] Wait

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] Go kit Go!

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] ::has hit you by the way::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] he grabbed you, that's good enough

[Kit (John)] BOB, can I get past Steve?

[Kit (John)] if he lets me

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] ::because you're a willing person, i get your dex bonus.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] yes... but why?

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] ::PAY ATTENTION DAMNIT!::

[DM] yes

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] poof poof poof :-P

[Kit (John)] I do thusly and claw claw breathe

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] ((I"m grabbing you! Pool home))

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: hums like a dwarf and makes for home ::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::whines amidst his drooling::

[Kit (John)] Steve Missed

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] no, he hit

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] ((Read the chat, JOHN))

[Kira (Beth)] I will return

[DM] he hit if you are still dropping your dex

[Kit (John)] OK, then I port

[Kit (John)] final answer

[Kit (John)] to Gon

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] ((i get your dex bonus because you're a willing acceptant of the hit))

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] good good! final answer!

[Kira (Beth)] I need to go for just a bit and will be back in about 20 minutes

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] no life lines for you

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ciao, beth.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] bya beth

[Kit (John)] I thought he rolled a one not hit AC 1

[DM] where to?

[Arilyn (Christy)] hurry abck :)

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ah :-P

[Kit (John)] Only option Gon

[DM] just checking

[DM] ok, so we are out of combat

[DM] Combat has finished.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] what, you're sending them to Missoula too??

[DM] adn eventually the others get unstunned

BiBo!!!!!!!!! is receiving the map Base Map...

BiBo!!!!!!!!! has received the map Base Map.

[Kit (John)] I think Steve and I want to stay in combat, right Steve

[Rosethorn (Molly)] you do?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::droool::

[Percival (Hans)] We're unstunned? Do we have a recollection of what happened?

[DM] ok, you are unstunned

[DM] Kit?

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] Well, I could have taken them. But we had to think of the little gypsie boy, ya know?

[Rosethorn (Molly)] are we still fighting or not??

[DM] you think you are going back inside of a turn?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::stops drooling and changes his shirt::

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] Be a good captain and all that. Safety of the crew and whatnot

[Arilyn (Christy)] okay so do we have any idea what just happened?

[Kit (John)] Well I would get help to watch Rammone and pool to RH to check

[Percival (Hans)] Role playing: What happened to me? Where are we?

[Kit (John)] so if they are missing I would go back to Gon and get Paul

[Percival (Hans)] Where is everybody else?

[DM] ok

[DM] they are missing

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] So, Kit... What are yeh doing tonight?

mikE is receiving the map Base Map...

mikE has received the map Base Map.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ((confused, please explain.))

[Percival (Hans)] Is everybody okay?

[Kit (John)] Can I point the pool to the location of Lady Kylia

[DM] Paul Elvenstire moved 9'02".

[DM] what are you confused on Molly

[Rosethorn (Molly)] no, my head hurts.

[Percival (Hans)] Raising eyebrows.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] are we still fighting or not??

[DM] No to John

[Arilyn (Christy)] i'm still a little singed from the fireball but otherwise good.

[DM] you are in the middle of the mountains Molly

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] Yeh want to find the Navigator? Funny how she got lost.

[Percival (Hans)] turning around violently, drawing sword.

[DM] no bad guys around you

[Arilyn (Christy)] what a lovely view. I've always loved the mountains

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] ::pulls out his crystal ball::

[Rosethorn (Molly)] and my head still hurts.

[Percival (Hans)] sheathing sword sheepishly

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] (d100) [97] 97

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: nods, still humming and walking along ::

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] Dunno. ::shrugs;: Might be dead.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: carefully looking for water at any chance ::

[Arilyn (Christy)] i thin k I'll follow Kylia

[Arilyn (Christy)] she always seems to know what's going on

[Percival (Hans)] It appears to me Kylia has her wits about her. Good show, Kylia.

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] I don't see her. You want to give it a shot?

[Kit (John)] so we do not know where they are

Beth has left the game on Fri Dec 01 20:44:59 EST 2006

[DM] Molly, Kylia used a magic spell to get back to the Prime Material Plane, but you ended up way northin in the mountains

[DM] you are walking home, looking for a pool of water

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] ::sighs:: Yeh really want the tin can man back?

[DM] no luck right now

[Rosethorn (Molly)] okay....

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] Okay, Let me look again.

[DM] but maybe up there on teh slope where the snow is

[Rosethorn (Molly)] are the others still fighting or not??

[Arilyn (Christy)] how big does the pool need to be?

[Kit (John)] bob I am a little tied up here but I think Paul will be going to the cave, with Steve and Kit if willing

[DM] big enough to step through

[DM] ok,

[Percival (Hans)] adjusting armor and uprighting himself, joining Kylia.

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] (d100) [17] 17

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] It has to be a natural water source...pond, lake, Giant puddle..etc.

[Arilyn (Christy)] wide or deep?

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] Okay. Thar they be.

[DM] and now Steve finds the group as they are struggling over boulders

[DM] in the pirates crystal ball

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] In tha bloody mountains. What in the nine hells is my pirate crew doing in some bloody mountains?

[Hans] I am away from the keyboard.

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Where did you get that crysal Ball

[Molly] I am away from the keyboard.

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] Tha great pancake gave it to me.

[Molly] I am back at the keyboard.

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Can I borrow it?

[Rosethorn (Molly)] who's paul, again??

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] Why?

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Protectorate of the Northern Trde route

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] What are ye going to give me?

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] Cap'n Pancake gave it ta me.

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] tp Steve, to give then a life back

[DM] Paul is a character run by John

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ah. thank you.

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] I thought that was obvious sorry

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] They still have their hides. They's jest in a mountain. Go git em with tha pool thing

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] he is my main character like 10/13 level, has whole area to run

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] like Kylia but I have more reason to stay hime

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Kylia lives next to Dwarfs so she is always away from home

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] (sniker sniker)

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ah. thank you!!

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] oh she LOVES the dwarves X-D

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] I need to see them with the ball to point the pool? (right BOB)

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Ramone you feeling better, your a teleporter right

[DM] yes to John

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] I can teleport yes. I wouldn't call myself a teleporter

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] (am I talking too much) Have a moment with out kids on my lap, trying to finsh HA!

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] So Steve, here is the crystal, you concentrat one where you see

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] we pool there port back and go from there

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] click click

[DM] ok

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] Uh, okay.

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] round 20 we are back on the attack

[DM] Kira, Sweetums, Rosethorn, Kylia Wolfslayer, Percival and Arilyn moved 45'09".

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] well, I can carry maybe one at a time

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] ::peers into the pool:: Thar they be.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] I can teleport twice a day

[DM] Arilyn, Kira, Sweetums, Rosethorn, Kylia Wolfslayer and Percival moved 46'07".

[Rosethorn (Molly)] whoa

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] Go get 'em. I promise I won't be pillaging while yer gone. No plundering, neither.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] where'd we go??

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] 'Pirate's promise.

[DM] you are in teh mountains still

[DM] Parley

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] maybe 2 people I suppose

[Rosethorn (Molly)] Parley??

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] we do thusly

[Rosethorn (Molly)] as in bargaining with the pirate??

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] if they're not lugging around heavy armor

[DM] well there is definatley heavy armor there with Percy

[Hans] I am back at the keyboard.

[DM] and sweetums could stand to loose a few pounds

[Percival (Hans)] it's magical, though...

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] I'll just go find yer bar and flirt with tha wenches again.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] So, 2 light people, or 1 heavy person

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] And not rob it.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] point me the way and I'll bring back some people

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Ok I have one, at 13 level how much can I bring back

[Percival (Hans)] my total weight is 300lbs

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] how many ports do you have Ramone?

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Steve, can you port?

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] I can dock if I have to.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] 250+450 for you so 700

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] But I usually let tha navigator take care of it.

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] sorry, TELEPORT

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] I've got two teleports

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] What do yeh take me for? A wizard?

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Maybe?

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] you certainly are tricky

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] with your 700, you could probably move 4 people I suppose

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] Bah. I'm goin' ta have me a drink. If'n yeh have to leave one behind, leave the tin can. But get me my sword back!

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] I saw we go, take what we can and come back

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] yep

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] I'm going either way

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Away! ::does a cannonball into the pool::

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] ::steps through pool::

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] He's startin' ta sound like a pirate.

[DM] Ramone moved 48'09".

[DM] Paul Elvenstire moved 48'00".

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::waves to everyone::

John is receiving the map Base Map...

John has received the map Base Map.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Hello there!"

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] ::walks into the bar::

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::turns around suddenly::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Ready to go back into battle?"

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Lady Kylia, why did you not ask for help

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] I'm with that Paul fella. He's asked me ta pick up this month's taxes for him.

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] HA!

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] Just helpin' out a fellow slayer, ya know?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: smiles :: Sir Paul... how lovely to see you out here.

[Percival (Hans)] Lord Paul. Well met, sir.

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] Oh, and give me a beer, too!

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I know exactly where i am...thought I'd show them the scenic route home

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] It's a lovely day

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Beautiful night for a walk, you should have invited me

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] day

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] of course, you may have to explain this to the miss

[DM] Time of Day: 02:00 PM. Day 3 Lad ___ de, Kye {Late Winter} 3rd, 1258.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: sniffs ::

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::nods at the stranger::

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] can I put my kids to sleep knows no is dying because of me?

[Percival (Hans)] Percival: Etiquette check: (d20) [15] 15. PROBABLY FAILS against (+0) [0] 0

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] knowing

[Rosethorn (Molly)] Hi, Ramone.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Shall we head back then?" ::offers a hand to kira and rose, them looking suitably small::

[Percival (Hans)] Should I call you Lord or Lord Paul?

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::accepts his hand:: thank you.

[Percival (Hans)] Or Lord Elvenstire?

[Percival (Hans)] Or your highness?

[Percival (Hans)] I'm at a loss here.

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Are you a DraginSlayer, it's so hard to keep you all straight

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] So, how much in back taxes do ye owe?

[DM] the bartender gives Steve an ale, but no cash

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Paul will be fine in the midle of the mountains

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] Paul never told me exactly, so I'll look tha other way if ya skim some off the top if yah know what I mean.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to GM only)] Character sheet for Percival modified: Ability Scores - Reason: (RE) : CHANGED: 10 (null). Knowledge: (KN) : CHANGED: 10 (null). Intuition: (IU) : CHANGED: 13 (null). Willpower: (WI) : CHANGED: 13 (null). Leadership: (LD) : CHANGED: 17 (null). Appearance: (AP) : CHANGED: 17 (null).

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] Just give me another drink and I'll look tha other way.

[McSmirk] sure thing Captain Steve,

[Percival (Hans)] Steve, let us conduct ourselves properly in the presence of a lord.

[McSmirk] two drinks on Sir Paul's tab

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::takes hold of kira and rose:: "Be meeting you all in Gon then?"

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] ((you're a few hundred miles away))

[McSmirk] (hans, steve is not there)

[Percival (Hans)] i need a bigger monitor, so i can see the chat and the map fully....

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::poofs::

[McSmirk] Ramone moved 46'09".

[McSmirk] Rosethorn moved 46'03".

[McSmirk] Kira moved 52'01".

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Who is going with me?

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] or are we klicking

[McSmirk] Paul Elvenstire moved 2'07".

[Percival (Hans)] I'm with you, Lord Paul.

[Percival (Hans)] Let's follow Lord Paul

[Arilyn (Christy)] i'd love to head back to the others

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Lady Kylia?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: moves along behind the others ::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::leaps back into the pool::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Hello again folks, who else is riding the Ramone Express?"

[McSmirk] Arilyn, Paul Elvenstire, Sweetums, Kylia Wolfslayer and Percival moved 60'11".

[Arilyn (Christy)] i love magic

[Hans] I am away from the keyboard.

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] So we only used two teleports?

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Where is Steve and that Ball

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: Teleport: Bampf!

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::eyes the wizards:: it does have its moments....

[McSmirk] Ramone used two

[McSmirk] Paul used one

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ya, I used mine, we'll rest for tonight then?

[McSmirk] eyes the Pirate at the bar

[McSmirk] you buying the next round?

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::also eyes Kira's and Percival's wounds::

[John] I am away from the keyboard.

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] No no, I'm with Paul.

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] Big wizardly guy. Runs tha place, ya know?

[McSmirk] nods

[Arilyn (Christy)] if anyone has any healing available, I think some of us are still injured from my fireball

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] I'm tha cap'n of tha Dragon Slayer crew.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Fireball?

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] 'Maybe ya've heard of us?

[McSmirk] that is impressive

[McSmirk] you work with Lady Kylia?

[Rosethorn (Molly)] not the fireball I'm worried about...

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] Yah. She's me navigator.

[McSmirk] very nice

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] 'She points our pirate pool ta where we be looting next

[Hans] I am back at the keyboard.

[McSmirk] I have heard she can be really nice to her followers

[McSmirk] is she a nice person?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] You could say that.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] You can say many things.

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] She's a right nice wench she is.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Funny thing about speech

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] You can say anything.

McSmirk winks, really?

[McSmirk] a fine wench is she?

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] Indeed she is. Gyar.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::eyes McSmirk::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] She IS good. And over there.

[McSmirk] I would have thought that she was more uptight

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::points::

[McSmirk] not really able to let loose like a proper woman should

[McSmirk] thoughtt she was a lady and all

[Percival (Hans)] Mr. McSmirk, you need to watch your tone.

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] Nah nah nah, she be a great one ta have around. For bein' a woman and all

[John] I am back at the keyboard.

[Arilyn (Christy)] 2 more need to go to bed-back in a few-

[Christy] I am away from the keyboard.

[McSmirk] so Kylia is actually in RH

[Rosethorn (Molly)] really?

[McSmirk] sorry Road Haven

[McSmirk] Kylia Wolfslayer moved 60'03".

[McSmirk] nods

[Rosethorn (Molly)] how'd that happen??

[McSmirk] she left early through the pool

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] sure, why not

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::rubbing forehead::

[McSmirk] hands out more drinks

[Percival (Hans) (to DM only)] are we not together as a party?

[McSmirk (to Hans only)] no, everyone excpet kylia is in gon,

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] Yar! Drink up me hearties, for tomorow we may die!

[McSmirk] who wants to be in the bar, who wants to be with Paul and is anyone else jumping over to RH?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] We'll likely die.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] All the more reason to drink up

[McSmirk] Molly, there is a pool at Roadhaven, and a Pool at gon

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::is so at the bar::

[McSmirk] they use to go back and forth magically all the time

[Rosethorn (Molly)] um, where is Paul, and who's in Roadhaven??

[Rosethorn (Molly)] and why are we doing either??

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::looks for a suitable woman to be his current "last woman before he dies"::

[McSmirk] lol

[Percival (Hans)] I'm a little lost here. Must be the magicks of the mind flayers. I'd like to rest and regain my senses, if that is possible.

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Kit walks by

[McSmirk] :: I am always looking fo the nex Ex Mrs Malcom ::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::thinks kit will do::

[Rosethorn (Molly)] hi Kit!

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Hello all, Paul says you are waiting til morning togo back?

[Rosethorn (Molly)] seems like a good idea to me.

[Kit (John)] Depends on situations

[Rosethorn (Molly)] we also have some people who need healing at the moment...

[Percival (Hans)] Yes, Kit, that is certainly advisable. I'm still a little groggy from this afternoons' encounter.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::eyes Percival and Kira::

[Kit (John)] could be too late for Brad, but not my call

[DM] Just to make sure everyone is fully aware, there is a magical pool in Gon, typically pointed at Roadhaven, and a magical pool in Roadhaven typcially pointed at Gon, plus a magical tree in Green Borough that is pointed at Roadhaven, so you can blip back and forth between the places almost at will

[Rosethorn (Molly)] oh?

[Rosethorn (Molly)] wow

[Percival (Hans)] ditto to molly

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] oh, it's probably too late already, but we can raise him if we can find him

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Well, someone can anyway.

[Kit (John)] I wonder if Kylia changed the pol before she stepped in as Paul has the crystal

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] If not, we can at least bury him

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Or at least know that we had to bury him, the thought does count.

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] ((but the tree at greenborough is useless now that fin's ded))

[Kit (John)] Of cousre there are worst things then dying

[Rosethorn (Molly)] I'm wondering if your friend is still alive anyway....

[Kit (John)] some you can't recover from

[Percival (Hans) (to DM only)] thanks about the pool explanation....

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Yeah, but illithid don't level drain you

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] so we're good

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] death we can handle

[Rosethorn (Molly)] and he may very well be wishing he were dead if he IS still alive...

[Kit (John)] Your such a sweat talker

[Percival (Hans)] brave brave wizard.

[Kit (John)] sweet :)

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::thinks back sadly::

[Percival (Hans)] I'm so proud of you, Ramone

[Kit (John)] OOC what are we doing tonight?

Beth has joined the game on Fri Dec 01 21:22:16 EST 2006

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Thanks Percival. Seeing as how this is likely our last day on -INSERT NAME OF BOB'S WORLD HERE-, I'm off to find me a wench unless I have any volunteers?"

[Beth] I'm BAAAACK!!!

[Rosethorn (Molly)] hi Beth!!

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] speak of the devil

[Kit (John)] bad timming

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] we have a volunteer!

[Beth] oh, talk about timing

[DM] lol

[Christy] I am back at the keyboard.

[Beth] ROFL

[Percival (Hans)] Priest, I require healing.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] trust me beth, just say no.

[DM] Kit you want to break the news about priests in Gon

[Percival (Hans)] Um. Who is the priest?

[Percival (Hans)] Other than the priestess Kylia?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "You know, paladins make the best whores. I hear they're immune to diseases."

[Percival (Hans)] Kit, do tell me about the priests in Gon.

[Kit (John)] sory everyone, we had one priest but he is in Thed right now

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] Gyar.

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] I need ta find me some paladin booty.

[Percival (Hans)] Watch yourself, Ramone. Vulgarity is unbecoming of one so wise.

[DM] I thought Steve already had found a booty

[Beth] LOL

[Rosethorn (Molly)] I doubt she'll be very willing...

[John] I am away from the keyboard.

[Arilyn (Christy)] so are we healing and resting or at least resting?

[Rosethorn (Molly)] um,

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::goes off to find some suitably cute woman to hit on and spend the night with:: "Be seeing you all in the morning!"

[Rosethorn (Molly)] the pirate's looking for more 'booty'.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Rest up! Ilithids are foul. And don't forget, we still have a coup to take care of."

[Beth] LOL, Bye Ramone!

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::whispers to Arilyn:: run.

[Percival (Hans)] Bob, when I lay hands, I do it very dramatically and tearfully (a la Lancelot in ""Camelot"). I'd like to do so with Kit, since I notice her wounds.

[Steve the Pirate (mikE)] I needs me city! Gyar.

[Percival (Hans) (to DM only)] I know John is away from the keyboard, I just wanted to queue the action...

[Rosethorn (Molly)] anything I can do to help anyone, Great One??

[DM] out of the pool several Acolytes pop in to do healing

[Arilyn (Christy)] oohh, sign me up

[DM] Kylia Wolfslayer's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 75 (7) - Unharmed

[Percival (Hans)] I still heal Kit for 14 points.

[DM] Rosethorn's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 51 (7) - Unharmed

[DM] Arilyn's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 67 (7) - Unharmed

[DM] Kira's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 41 (14) - Unharmed

Beth is receiving the map Base Map...

Beth has received the map Base Map.

[DM] Percival's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 58 (18) - Unharmed

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::eyes the acolytes distrustfully:: heal them, please.

[DM] Sweetums's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 62 (7) - Unharmed

[Beth] Thank you

[DM] Kit's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 78 (16) - Unharmed

[Percival (Hans)] Thank you, priest.

[DM] Ramone's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 69 (12) - Unharmed

[Beth] Kit moved 5'05".

[Beth] Kira moved 1'02".

[Beth] Kira moved 18'00".

[Rosethorn (Molly)] Thank you all.

[Beth] Kira moved 18'00".

[Beth] damn, sticky mouse

[DM] ok

[Beth] or it's the carrot juice

[DM] Time of Day: 02:00 PM. Day 4 Ced ___ de, Kye {Late Winter} 4th, 1258.

[DM] Time of Day: 08:00 AM. Day 4 Ced ___ de, Kye {Late Winter} 4th, 1258.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] so we're waiting til the next day, right??

[DM] ok, so there is the currect time and day

[DM] and Steve is POOF

[DM] and Malagon is back

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::sighs::

mikE is receiving the map Robert-Overland01...

mikE has received the map Robert-Overland01.

[Beth] Just when you start getting used to one of his alteregos, he changes back

[Arilyn (Christy)] please fill me in on who Malagon is

[Rosethorn (Molly)] he's the nutty one.

[Beth] I am back at the keyboard.

[Arilyn (Christy)] compared to who??

[Rosethorn (Molly)] the one you currently know as Steve.

[Arilyn (Christy)] a different personality?

[Rosethorn (Molly)] apparently.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] still haven't figured that one out.

[Arilyn (Christy)] what's his story?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] malagorn is actually the main one, he turns into many others

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] we've seen like 4

[Rosethorn (Molly)] at least.

[Percival (Hans) (to DM only)] how did it go from 2PM to 8AM on the same day?

[Rosethorn (Molly)] he does have a cute skunk though...

[Percival (Hans) (to DM only)] did we go back in time, too?

[DM (to Hans only)] is actually 8 am the next day, I had advanced one full day instead of till the morning

[Arilyn (Christy)] i like the skunk

[Rosethorn (Molly)] it's probably what keeps him sane and tolerable.

Lorie has left the game on Fri Dec 01 21:34:53 EST 2006

[Percival (Hans) (to DM only)] i think everybody gets it. sorry-

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[Rosethorn (Molly)] me too...;-)

[DM] Lorie is feeling blurry

[DM] she is out of here

[Rosethorn (Molly)] okay, hope she feels better.

[Percival (Hans)] i know she used to get migraines pretty badly, just like christy

[Hans] I am away from the keyboard.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] and she's a dice horder, just like christy

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] hrm...

[Arilyn (Christy)] ha! I still have trouble with the idea of virtual dice

[Malagorn (mikE)] Uh. Where are we?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] I bet, can't throw away ugly or unlucky dice here ;)

[Malagorn (mikE)] How did we get here?

[Rosethorn (Molly)] still trying to figure out the dice, period...

[Malagorn (mikE)] ::scratches his head::

[Arilyn (Christy)] there's just something about pretty sparkly dice

[Rosethorn (Molly)] hi there, sleepyhead.

[Kira (Beth)] LOL

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::slaps him on the back:: Welcome back!!

[Malagorn (mikE)] Oof. Uh, thanks. Did I go somewhere?

[Kira (Beth)] Around the world, Mal

[Kira (Beth)] Around the world

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::snickers:: you probably don't wanna know, Mate.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] or should I say, Captain...

[Malagorn (mikE)] Oh. Fun! Did I get any souvaneers?

[Kira (Beth)] ::grins::

[Malagorn (mikE)] I found some papers in my bed this morning.

[Kira (Beth)] oh, well... you could say that

[Kira (Beth)] uh huh.

[Hans] I am back at the keyboard.

[Arilyn (Christy)] those be the treasure maps, matey

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::grins:: Yep!! ::hands him a cutlass and a pirate hat:: have fun!!

[Malagorn (mikE)] ::sits down at a table, pulls out a bottle and squeezes a piece of brain like matter into the bottle::

[Percival (Hans)] Is Malagorn still dressed as Steve?

[Percival (Hans)] All piratey and stuff?

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::grins harder:: and be nice to booty, here...::winks at Arilyn:: she saved your bacon.

[Kira (Beth)] ::shudders::

[Kira (Beth)] Um, Mal... What is that?

[Malagorn (mikE)] ::no. he looks like a tattery wizard::

[Malagorn (mikE)] This? This is called a bottle dear.

[Malagorn (mikE)] It's made from glass.

[Arilyn (Christy)] the name's Arilyn, if he doesn't remember Booty, that's a good thing

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::with a pirate hat on his head now...::

[Kira (Beth)] no, the stuff you're putting in the bottle

[Malagorn (mikE)] A substance made with a mixture of mainly lead and sand.

[Percival (Hans)] Malagorn, allow me to introduce myself. I am Percival, a friend of Captain Steve.

[Malagorn (mikE)] ::no molly, he neverhad a pirate hat::

[Malagorn (mikE)] Who?

[Malagorn (mikE)] Oh, that's brain.

[Percival (Hans)] Steve looks amazingingly like you.

[Malagorn (mikE)] The stuff inside your head. You know?

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ((WHAT?? NO HAT??))

[Malagorn (mikE)] ::no he doesn't::

[Percival (Hans)] Except he dresses and talks quite differently.

[Kira (Beth)] ::stifles a gag::

[Kira (Beth)] BRAIN???

[Malagorn (mikE)] ::steve looks just like that picture. Mal looks just like this one. quite different::

[Kira (Beth)] Where did yoiu get that??!!!

[Malagorn (mikE)] I found it in my pockets this morning.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::sighs::

[Rosethorn (Molly)] he's not gonna know.

[Kira (Beth)] AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

[Rosethorn (Molly)] and the one who would is gone...

[Malagorn (mikE)] Why's she screaming? Are we under attack again? Another bar fight?

[Malagorn (mikE)] I won my first bar fight.

[John] I am back at the keyboard.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::hand on Mal's shoulder::

[Kit (John)] Ok I think I am back

[Rosethorn (Molly)] easy, Mal.

[Kit (John)] any plans for tonight or are we just enjoying Gon

[Kira (Beth)] I DON'T want to know what part of who's brain that is!!! GAH!

[Rosethorn (Molly)] she's just a bit, um, disconcerted by that stuff.

[Kira (Beth)] ::shudders::

[Malagorn (mikE)] Well, I have the inventories in my room. I suppose based on the delivery dates and freshness I could hazard a guess.

[Malagorn (mikE)] But it would take me a couple hours.

[Kira (Beth)] AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

[Kira (Beth)] Runs screaming from the room

[Rosethorn (Molly)] I have a feeling I know where it came from...

[Arilyn (Christy)] while we're on the subject of brains, I just want you all to k now I'm very happy to have mine but I think we should get on with the killin' of tyhe brain eaters

[Kit (John)] I think I am going to have to ask you to take the brain outside

[Malagorn (mikE)] Something isn't right with that girl.

[Malagorn (mikE)] Brain eaters? We have intellect devourers?

[Kit (John)] What Happend to Steve?

[Malagorn (mikE)] ::looks hopeful::

[Arilyn (Christy)] like we haven't seen piles of brains in the last day

[Rosethorn (Molly)] he transformed, Kit.

[Malagorn (mikE)] ::shrugs:: Ask this guy over here. I've never met the man. ::points at Percival::

[Rosethorn (Molly)] You're looking at the new Steve. ::points at Malagorn::

[Malagorn (mikE)] My name isn't Steve. It's Malagorn.

[Kit (John)] that explains nothing, why didn't he tansform before

[Malagorn (mikE)] Who would be named Steve anyway? It's a silly name.

[Kira (Beth)] ::gets herself under control and returns to the room

[Malagorn (mikE)] ::peers at Kit::

[Malagorn (mikE)] You're a half dragon aren't you?

[Percival (Hans)] I'm at a lost character-wise and player-wise.

[Kit (John)] (he looks diffrent?)

[Rosethorn (Molly)] because he couldn't, I believe

[Malagorn (mikE)] ::pokes and prods at Kit::

[Malagorn (mikE)] (alter self, john)

[Malagorn (mikE)] Can I have some of your blood?

[Kit (John)] WHO ME?

[Malagorn (mikE)] Do you have anything like scales?

[Percival (Hans)] I thought it was just a personality thing....

[Malagorn (mikE)] I'd love to test the magical nature of your blood and scales in comparisson to a full dragon's...

[Malagorn (mikE)] Which parent was dragon?

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::eyes Mal:: Mal, be nice.

[Malagorn (mikE)] Can I find them? Maybe get a blood sample and scale sample from them?

[Malagorn (mikE)] I've never found a half dragon before. This is quite exciting!

[Pepe (mikE)] ::sighs and shakes his head::

[Kit (John)] OK listen up all Adventurers, if you want to do strange and anoying things you will have to leave Gon. This is not RoadHaven, there are simple folk here that do not appreacite thing awray

[Rosethorn (Molly)] that's nice, try shaking hands with her first, please.

[Kit (John)] Mal, you touch me and i will slap you into Steve

[Arilyn (Christy)] there are easier ways, wizard, take the girl to dinner first

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::chuckles softly.

[Malagorn (mikE)] I hear that half dragons aquire certain abilities based off their parentage. What kinds of things do you do?

[Malagorn (mikE)] Dinner, right. Then tonight we'll have dinner and I'll start my examinations. Excellent plan.

[Arilyn (Christy)] i see his social skills do not improve at personality change

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::rolls eyes:: huh boy.

[Malagorn (mikE)] Do you have a lab here? Maybe a library, too?

[Kira (Beth)] /sits back and watches the interchange, wishing popcorn had been invented

[Percival (Hans)] Malagorn, be kind. Kit is more than just an object to analyze.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::sighs:: um, no.

[Malagorn (mikE)] I could really use a good wizard lab to do this in.

[Kit (John)] ::breather fire on Mal::

[Malagorn (mikE)] Of course she is. Half breeds are rare enough to be considered treasures.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] speaking of which....

[Kit (John)] Kit: Breathe Fire 10' 2 time a day: 3d6

[Malagorn (mikE)] She is a priceless magical entity

[DM] Malagorn moved 8'07".

[Rosethorn (Molly)] I know where there's a perfectly good wizard lab...

[DM] Kit moved 13'07".

[Percival (Hans)] She is certainly a treasure. Very well, then, continue.

[DM] (3d6) [(1+3+1)] 5

[Kit (John)] Kit: Breathe Fire: (3d6) [(1+1+4)] 6

[Rosethorn (Molly)] but you'll need Kit to help.

[Malagorn (mikE)] Malagorn: Breath Weapon save: (d20) [15] 15. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (10) [10] 10!!!

[Percival (Hans)] Um, you need her permission, though.

[DM] Malagorn's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 91 (-3) - Lightly Wounded

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::rubs forehead:: ah hell.

[DM] do Kit breathes fire on Malagorn

[Malagorn (mikE)] Oh! Very nice. Not as strong as a full dragon's of course, but an interesting ability.

[Malagorn (mikE)] ::absently pats out his robe::

[Kit (John)] would you like to feel my claws

[Malagorn (mikE)] You'll have to show me that again tonight. I mighe be able to bottle it. I met a wizard who bottled dragon's breath once.

[Percival (Hans)] I think Malagorn is the subject of this experiment...

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::eyes Kit warily::

[Malagorn (mikE)] I wanted to find out how he did it, but accidentally dropped his breath of green on his floor.

[Malagorn (mikE)] The poor boy got all choked up and fainted.

[Malagorn (mikE)] I thought it best to make a discrete exit before he woke up and got angry.

[Kit (John)] Please , while I aprecaite the need to get out, maybe we can all go to Roadhaven, they are so much beter prepared for this group

[Kira (Beth)] ::wonders what breath of green does::

[Malagorn (mikE)] ((it's a chlorine cloud))

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::nods, looking at crowd stirring::

[Kira (Beth)] ::grins:: NO one is prepared for this group, Kit

[Rosethorn (Molly)] that might be a good idea...

[Kit (John)] ::opens door and points::

[Rosethorn (Molly)] after you all...

[Malagorn (mikE)] ::puts his bottle back in his robes:: Come along Timmy. We're going back home.

[Percival (Hans)] Perhaps we should practice a little discretion here.

[Kira (Beth)] Heckl, half the group isn't prepared for this group ::grins::

[DM] you can move your selves to Roadhaven as you want to

[Rosethorn (Molly)] Rosethorn moved 35'00".

[Percival (Hans)] And we answer all Malagorn's questions on the way.

[Kit (John)] Kira, I have a gret palce for you all to go if Roadhaven is too cold, it's really warm

[Kira (Beth)] LOL, um can I survive there?

[Rosethorn (Molly)] like that??

[Kit (John)] (not sure BOB is ready)

[Rosethorn (Molly)] Rosethorn moved 2'09".

[Kit (John)] For a wile I'm sure, as long as you don't wander far

[Kit (John)] Nice and warm

[Kit (John)] Mal, you want to go?

[Malagorn (mikE)] Yes. Sure. Go where?

[Kira (Beth)] ok, I can't get the map back

[Percival (Hans)] We really need to discuss our strategy a little more. I'd say last our last encounter could have gone better, my friends.

[Kira (Beth)] so I have no clue where I am supposed to be moving out to or from

[Arilyn (Christy)] i don't know where we're going or why but oaky

[Kira (Beth)] drag me along

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] sleep, then illithid slayage, then coup, then happy tea time

[Arilyn (Christy)] i like ramone's plan

[Rosethorn (Molly)] except for one small problem...

[Malagorn (mikE)] Illithids?

[Kit (John)] sounds easy enough

[Malagorn (mikE)] Are you crazy?

[Kit (John)] no detail to bog us down

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Yep.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] that strategy hasn't worked yet.

[Malagorn (mikE)] You actually WANT to go find illithids?

[Percival (Hans)] Yes, I just want to encourage the party on to bravery and great deeds, but I don't how to make my character go to RH.

[Arilyn (Christy)] they need killing

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Oh, we've found them already."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "We just need to make them dead."

[Rosethorn (Molly)] not particularly, Mal. they tend to find us.

[Malagorn (mikE)] Can I keep parts for research?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Sure!"

[Malagorn (mikE)] I could use a fresh body.

[Arilyn (Christy)] don't we have some heads somewhere?

[Malagorn (mikE)] Does anyone have the deep freeze spell?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "There's at least 3 to be had, possibly more."

[Kit (John)] If we have access to a crysatl ball why dn't we just jump o the end

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "It wasn't working. Shh..."

[John] I am back at the keyboard.

[DM] Mal and Kit are on teh new map

[Kit (John)] (is everone out of the bar?)

[Rosethorn (Molly)] new map??

[DM] Just Mal and Kit

[Percival (Hans)] how do we get new map

[Malagorn (mikE)] My kingdom for that freezing spell...

[DM] doulble cl;iock on thier name

[Malagorn (mikE)] sigh

Hans is receiving the map second level near trap...

Hans has received the map second level near trap.

Molly is receiving the map second level near trap...

Molly has received the map second level near trap.

Christy is receiving the map second level near trap...

Christy has received the map second level near trap.

[Hans] I am back at the keyboard.

[Percival (Hans)] whoops, I thought they were with us.

Hans has left the game on Fri Dec 01 22:02:30 EST 2006

[Rosethorn (Molly)] um, I thought we were s'pposed to be going to Roadhaven??

mikE is receiving the map second level near trap...

mikE has received the map second level near trap.

[Arilyn (Christy)] huh?

Hans has joined the game on Fri Dec 01 22:02:52 EST 2006

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::rubbing forehead::

[Malagorn (mikE)] Uh, this isn't Road Haven.

Beth has left the game on Fri Dec 01 22:03:15 EST 2006

[Malagorn (mikE)] This isn't anywhere near Road Haven.

[Kit (John)] I never said I left the bar, untill everyone was out

[Malagorn (mikE)] I hope this isn't where the illithids are. I hate those things.

Beth has joined the game on Fri Dec 01 22:04:01 EST 2006

[Kit (John)] I was just asking about going else where

Beth is receiving the map Base Map...

Beth has received the map Base Map.

[Arilyn (Christy)] i thought we were going to rest in roadhaven or something like that

[Kit (John)] I guess if Kylia was the last to use the pool it's still pointed at Roadhaven

[DM] yes to everyone, that is what is going to happen, but Kit wanted to take Malagorn on a small side trip

[Malagorn (mikE)] ((for everyone's clarification, kit and mal are somewhere completely different all alone))

[Malagorn (mikE)] ((so cover your children's eyes!))

[Arilyn (Christy)] if I'm not there, I don't wantot

[Kit (John)] I was asking him at this point

[Arilyn (Christy)] look at the map. How can i go back?

[Kit (John)] I would certainly not want to be alone with hm

[Kit (John)] I asked Kira first

[Beth] sorry, I was trying to figure out a problem I was having with the map

Christy is receiving the map Base Map...

Christy has received the map Base Map.

[Beth] all better now

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to GM only)] Character sheet for Arilyn modified: Notes - ADDED: Sword, Elaris - Created by great elven archmages during a time of war against some unspeakable evil (unless you ask her about it, she'll go on forever), Elaris was lost to history when the great elven heroine, Sarallyllyllylly, fell to orcish hordes. It was thought destroyed. Elaris is a Longsword +2 with a chaotic good alignment and an ego of 11. She is able to communicate in speech in both elven and western common (something she does a lot if given the chance). She was forged with the special purpose of destroying evil, and when she strikes anything of evil alignment, the victim must save vs spell or be affected with confusion for 2d6 rounds. When the sword is unsheathed and held aloft, the wielder can detect invisibility within a 10' radius. The wielder can also teleport once a day, carrying a maximum of 600 pounds of weight. . Magic Item Summary - ADDED: Wizard's Tunic, , . Combat -

Molly is receiving the map Base Map...

Molly has received the map Base Map.

[Kit (John)] For easy of play, it sounds like we should all be at Roadhaven by now

[DM] yes to John

[Percival (Hans)] Yes, let's be at RH please

[Beth] What did you ask me first, Kit?

[Kit (John)] Paul will join us in the AM if he is allowed

[Kit (John)] If you wanted to go somewhere warm

[DM] Kira, Paul Elvenstire, Pepe, Sweetums, Ramone, Percival and Arilyn moved 47'09".

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::curls up and takes a nap, while waiting for the others::

[Beth] ah, yes

[Malagorn (mikE)] ((sooooo... why did we take a road trip there?))

[DM] ok, so Kit and Malagorn?

[Percival (Hans)] Of course Lord Paul is allowed.

[Beth] Well, I suppose it would depend on survivability

[Malagorn (mikE)] ((was there supposed to be something happening john?))

[Percival (Hans)] Isn't this area called Paul's Protectorate?

[Kit (John)] ::Kit keeps her distance from Mal, but a close eye::

[Kit (John)] Yes Perci

[Percival (Hans)] I'd like to retire for the evening and resume adventuring in the morning.

[Kit (John)] Well not Roadhaven, but Gon and that area

[Malagorn (mikE)] ((isn't it 8 AM?))

[Percival (Hans)] I need to say my prayers of thanks for this day's deliverance.

Christy has left the game on Fri Dec 01 22:11:26 EST 2006

[DM] after the trips to Roahven and all the misc things, then it is morning

[Malagorn (mikE)] Do you pray to the Great Pancake also?

[DM] you all are fully healed

[Percival (Hans)] If it's 8AM then I've already said my prayers of deliverance. Let's go!!!

[DM] and you are all fullof spells again

[DM] and Christy is almost set with magic items

Christy has joined the game on Fri Dec 01 22:12:24 EST 2006

[Percival (Hans)] Shall we go back to the Illithids, this time with a better plan?

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::sighs::

[DM] Kylia is in meditation

[Percival (Hans)] I'll go first and you can tie a rope around me. Stay 20 paces back and pull me if you see me pause.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] more pieuvredoue. peachy.

Christy is receiving the map Base Map...

Christy has received the map Base Map.

[Percival (Hans)] We need to rid the world of those evil creatures!!!! Spoooooon!!!!!

[Percival (Hans)] Knock off all that evil!

[Rosethorn (Molly)] agreed, but I'm just not as enthusiastic to lose my head about it as you are, Noble One...

[Beth] Alright, if this laptop survives this game it'll be a miracle

[Kit (John)] Paul says we use the crystal ball find Brad, poop in kill badguys and bring good guys home

[Beth] Now I've managed to spill belgian beer on it

[Percival (Hans)] As Paul said, ther are worse things than death.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to GM only)] Character sheet for Arilyn modified: Magic Item Summary -

[Beth] I think I should have no more liquids tonight until I am done with this thing

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::eyes Percival, remembering::

[DM] Brad can not be found

[DM] tried that before

[Percival (Hans)] We must go in.

[Percival (Hans)] Again.

[Percival (Hans)] We can do it!!!!!

[Beth] well, if he can't be found, he'll have to find us

[Kit (John)] Can we scry the cave

[Rosethorn (Molly)] where haven't we checked, Great One??

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to GM only)] Character sheet for Arilyn modified: Magic Item Summary -

[DM] you can scry the cave where you were yes

[DM] Christy look at your character sheet

[DM] your magic items are there now

[Rosethorn (Molly)] did we ever go back to that bar??

[DM] armor, weapon, two misc magic

[Percival (Hans) (to DM only)] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

[Christy] yes, thank you. what's the string?

[DM] grins

[Beth] You're asking the Demon with asperations of Deity where we haven't checked?

[DM] Marco will explain

[Christy] and the tunic?

[Rosethorn (Molly)] sighs, I'm tired and in pain, and can't remember what has and hasn't been done. shoot me.

[DM] grins

[DM] see above

[Kit (John)] So when we scry tomorrow AM we will poop in kill bad guys and go from there

[DM] Black Suits #1 moved 12'11".

[DM (to GM only)] Black Suits #1's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 57 (9) - Unharmed

[DM] Black Suits #1 moved 7'08".

[Percival (Hans)] Claps hand. I've got it! I'll go first and if they knock me out, you can watch from a distance and cast spells at them so they don't eat my head.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] apparently, there's more bad guys out there somewhere...

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] we can't cast through the pool

[Percival (Hans)] But can we just do it now?

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::eyes Percival:: except if they start off by eating your head first, in which case we'd have a bit of a problem....

[Christy] i think I missed something-why is there a rope on our paladin?

[DM] hanging is too good for him

[Malagorn (mikE) (to GM only)] Character sheet for Pepe modified: Notes - CHANGED: Pepe's Journal -- : ::This is a dirty book that is filled with writing, much like a journal. The writing is sloppy and childish, but legible if you squint and tilt your head a bit. It also helps if you've had a drink or two to make the letters lean into focus.:: Today was an interesting day. I am able to read and write now. Not exactly sure how it happened. One minute I'm just sitting on the table like I usually am with my master waving his hands at me and next thing I know I understand what he's saying. It was so verry disorienting at first. But my master Mal eventually taught me to read and write as well as speak different languages. Said he was too busy to learn himself, so he'd teach me to know them for him. This actually took several different spells and new casting and teaching methods, so ended up more effort than just learning himself, but I digress. Anyway, I decided to exersize my newfound intelligence and start a journal. I hear people do this sort of thing. I suppose I should start with my early experiences with Mal. Keep in mind this is before I could read and write, so I will be talking in past tence for a bit. I was born quite the normal skunk. Middle of the litter, kept my nose clean and didn't get into trouble. One day I heard this voice in my head telling me I needed to go to this specific spot in the woods and help the human there. Not sure I understood at the time why, but I figured it couldn't hurt to help someone in need. When I went there Mal was quite a wreck, drunk as a well, skunk... Anyway, the voice told me that he was my new master and I should do my best to keep him alive. Oh what a chore that turned out to be. First thing he did was try to use me as a pillow. So I sprayed him. Perfectly acceptable responce if you ask me. Over time Mal and I got accustomed to each other. It wasn't so bad. Then he started experimenting on me. I didn't quite understand at first, but as he used me for his magic I became gradually smarter, and gained some interesting abilities as well. Turns out he was reinventing the wheel as they say. He was recreating the familiar enhancing spells. They worked like a charm, sure, but hardle new and ground breaking magical research. Poor Mal was so confused that the wizarding community more or less just played along like he made a new discovery and rewarded him with a pie. Good pie, too. And so that is how I became an intelligent, writing, magical, flying skunk. But where did he come up with Pepe anyway..? ---- Mal and I have been travelling for some time. It's so frustrating when he goes into one of his other personas. He's hard enough to keep track of when he's him, let alone when he changes his personality on me. Get this, today he decided he was death. Death! He actually believes he is the living personification of death. I suppose this is to make up for the one that 'died' in that fork incident in the pub last week. Not sure how a fork in the hand will kill someone but Ralph certainly was convinced of it. Maybe Death won't be so bad... Oh cripes. He's trying to reap some porcupines. I'd better go and stop him from doing something- oh, too late... ---- Okay, this is very odd. I have wings. Honest to gods wings. I can fly now. How weird is that? Well, I'm going to go play now. Damn squirrels up in their trees are going to get a lesson now. Just thought I should mention wings in this thing. ---- So, Mal overhears someone speaking in a bar about joining the city guard. Oh, he just thinks that's a novel idea! Lucky for me he's not the brightest bulb and decides the city guard recruitment office must be that big building we passed back in the mountains. So tomorow he's going to teleport there and sign up. Hopefully they'll just give him a pat on the head and send him on his way. ---- It has been several days with this group, the Dragon Slayers. Mal has since turned into Death again, but this time he's taken over a cult in a local city. I swear I'm going to have to organize this thing. It will be worse than the death anonymous group he put together to help the newly dead deal with their situation. After that the group managed to stage a coup and overthrow the illithid controlled city guard. Yes. Illithids. Why do these things always happen to me? ---- Well, we have now gone spelunking into the illithid layer. And we have Steve. Steve is quite the charismatic one. He thinks we overthrew the town fo rhim. I think my master just might end up running this town with all his personalities if this keeps up. Ramone wants Mal to use the tower as his lab. Death has taken over the main religious cult. Steve has claimed the city as his own. I like Ramone. He is fun. And he feeds me things. The girl Rosethron feeds me, so I will leave her unsprayed as of the moment. If she keeps buying her way like that I suppose she can remain stink free. I'll have to find a comfortable room in our tower and claim it as my own next time we go in there. And try to keep Mal from cutting apart Kit in the name of research. I swear once he has new magic theories in his brain he just won't stop. ( ::This is a dirty book that is filled with writing, much like a journal. The writing is sloppy and childish, but legible if you squint and tilt your head a bit. It also helps if you've had a drink or two to make the letters lean into focus.:: Today was an interesting day. I am able to read and write now. Not exactly sure how it happened. One minute I'm just sitting on the table like I usually am with my master waving his hands at me and next thing I know I understand what he's saying. It was so verry disorienting at first. But my master Mal eventually taught me to read and write as well as speak different languages. Said he was too busy to learn himself, so he'd teach me to know them for him. This actually took several different spells and new casting and teaching methods, so ended up more effort than just learning himself, but I digress. Anyway, I decided to exersize my newfound intelligence and start a journal. I hear people do this sort of thing. I suppose I should start with my early experiences with Mal. Keep in mind this is before I could read and write, so I will be talking in past tence for a bit. I was born quite the normal skunk. Middle of the litter, kept my nose clean and didn't get into trouble. One day I heard this voice in my head telling me I needed to go to this specific spot in the woods and help the human there. Not sure I understood at the time why, but I figured it couldn't hurt to help someone in need. When I went there Mal was quite a wreck, drunk as a well, skunk... Anyway, the voice told me that he was my new master and I should do my best to keep him alive. Oh what a chore that turned out to be. First thing he did was try to use me as a pillow. So I sprayed him. Perfectly acceptable responce if you ask me. Over time Mal and I got accustomed to each other. It wasn't so bad. Then he started experimenting on me. I didn't quite understand at first, but as he used me for his magic I became gradually smarter, and gained some interesting abilities as well. Turns out he was reinventing the wheel as they say. He was recreating the familiar enhancing spells. They worked like a charm, sure, but hardle new and ground breaking magical research. Poor Mal was so confused that the wizarding community more or less just played along like he made a new discovery and rewarded him with a pie. Good pie, too. And so that is how I became an intelligent, writing, magical, flying skunk. But where did he come up with Pepe anyway..? ---- Mal and I have been travelling for some time. It's so frustrating when he goes into one of his other personas. He's hard enough to keep track of when he's him, let alone when he changes his personality on me. Get this, today he decided he was death. Death! He actually believes he is the living personification of death. I suppose this is to make up for the one that 'died' in that fork incident in the pub last week. Not sure how a fork in the hand will kill someone but Ralph certainly was convinced of it. Maybe Death won't be so bad... Oh cripes. He's trying to reap some porcupines. I'd better go and stop him from doing something- oh, too late... ---- Okay, this is very odd. I have wings. Honest to gods wings. I can fly now. How weird is that? Well, I'm going to go play now. Damn squirrels up in their trees are going to get a lesson now. Just thought I should mention wings in this thing. ---- So, Mal overhears someone speaking in a bar about joining the city guard. Oh, he just thinks that's a novel idea! Lucky for me he's not the brightest bulb and decides the city guard recruitment office must be that big building we passed back in the mountains. So tomorow he's going to teleport there and sign up. Hopefully they'll just give him a pat on the head and send him on his way.). CHANGED: XP Awards -- : ==== Fri Jul 14 22:53:24 EDT 2006 ==== (==== Fri Jul 14 22:53:24 EDT 2006 ====).

[Rosethorn (Molly)] cause he's being reckless.

[DM] ok

[DM] how about plan now

[DM] get all set

[DM] then start next week with the actual attacks?

[DM] you have a half hour

[DM] or do you think you can pull this off now?

[mikE] mal has some indirect spells that will work on them

[mikE] wall of stone, grease, pit

[Kit (John)] We port in and kill MF

[mikE] he can also haste and give the fighters stone skin

[Kit (John)] haste is good

[Rosethorn (Molly)] haste??

[mikE] if people get stunned he can levitate and TK them

[Rosethorn (Molly)] stone skin??

[Christy] makes ya go faster

[DM] rembmer that every time Malagorn casts there is a chance he switches to a new personality

[Rosethorn (Molly)] TK them??

[Percival (Hans)] We can start next week. no prob.

[Christy] makes your skin stoney

[mikE] he also has personal invis at will.

[mikE] casting breaks it, but at the start of the next round he goes out again

[DM (to Christy only)] thank you for explaining, remember she has never played before this game and never read any fantasy

[Beth] next week works. Keyboard is getting sticky

[mikE] since the lair is covered in brine and whatnot, i also memorized a control fluid

[Rosethorn (Molly)] since these things seem to track on mind waves, how much good will invisiblity work?

[DM] you are supposed to have a towel for your fingers Beth

[Percival (Hans)] i'd really like to have Kylia here...

[Christy] that just sounds yucky

[mikE] then i've also got a dimension door and a couple of teleports ready.

[Beth] um yeah

[Beth] I"m not going there

[mikE] and if i get even half of those off without changing again, we'll be lucky

[Kit (John)] yea yea see you all on line

[Rosethorn (Molly)] sigh, peachy.

[Kit (John)] night all

[DM] you do not have to leave

[Beth] ::grins:

[Rosethorn (Molly)] leaving?

[Beth] Goodnight, Kit

[Beth] John

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to GM only)] Character sheet for Arilyn modified: Notes -

[DM] but if you want to John

[Rosethorn (Molly)] night, John.

[DM] Christy look at yoru sheet

[Percival (Hans)] good night, John!

[Christy] since they have such nice magic resistance, my spells may not do much other than blow us all up

[DM] see if you have any questions

[Kit (John)] tks, just a bt tired

[DM] Molly any questions?

[Beth] rest well, then

[DM] Beth?

[Rosethorn (Molly)] yeah

[Beth] questions? Me?

[DM] to be sure we are ready to start again?

John has left the game on Fri Dec 01 22:26:33 EST 2006

[Beth] *snorts* Where do I start?

[Rosethorn (Molly)] what exactly are we doing??

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] yep, into the fray with whatever deathification that entails

[Beth] that'll do for starters

[Beth] ::grins::

[Percival (Hans) (to DM only)] i don't think we'll be any more ready than we are right now, except we'll have John & Lorie, which is good....

[Rosethorn (Molly)] and where??

[DM] you are supposed to be rescuing Bran Johnson

[DM (to Hans only)] yes I agree

[Rosethorn (Molly)] sigh. I know that.

[Beth] Is that Brad's twin?

[Beth] ::smirk::

[DM] he is the health nut brother

[Beth] AH!

[Christy (to DM only)] thank you-you know I like stuff!!

[Beth] he should be easy to find hten

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::rubbing forehead::

[DM] leaves a pile behind him?

[DM] ;P

[Rosethorn (Molly)] sigh

[Beth] ::chokes:: ::sputters::

[Beth] Yeah

[Percival (Hans)] They should not ever be able to get all of us at the same time. We were too close together and can't do that again.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] what's the plan, people??

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] run in and attack

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] hope we do better than last time

[Rosethorn (Molly)] run in where??

[Beth] Sounds about like most of our plans

[Rosethorn (Molly)] hope we do better than last time?!?!

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] where we just were

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] with the illithids

[Beth] Back at the Illithid caves

[Percival (Hans)] I'll go first and have rope tied around me. Everyone else will stay 15 paces behind me and throw spells like wall of stone between us and the mind controlling illithids.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] um... what?

[Beth] See if we can get permanently transported to the ethereal plane

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] what's the rope for?

[Percival (Hans)] Then we'll crush them with harsh words.

[Percival (Hans)] Or collapse the cave on them.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] am I the only one who's getting just a little bit annoyed at having so many of our people get either hurt or killed every time we do this??

[Beth] ah, well that oculd work

[Christy] i like that plan

[Beth] It happens, Moll

[Christy] that's what the healing's for

[mikE] no one died

[Beth] that's the way the game goes

[Percival (Hans)] The rope is my "safety net". Chances are pretty good they'll zap me.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] well, it SHOULDN'T be.

[mikE] and even if they did, death is a minor inconvenience

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] doubt the rope will help all that much

[Christy] can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs

[Percival (Hans)] But they can't zap all of us if we keep our distance.

[Beth] That's why it's D&D, not Marshmallows and Creampuffs

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] they can move :)

[Beth] ::grins::

[Rosethorn (Molly)] y'all have two different strategies going here.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] and that doesn't work.

[Rosethorn (Molly)] so choose.

[Beth] ah, well, by next week it'll solidify

[Percival (Hans)] put a wall of heavy wood in between me and them. you can do that, right, wizard?

[mikE] our best strategy is usually just settling on buffs and charging in

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "They can get through any barriers we make. just poof into the ethereal and poof back out on the other side

[Percival (Hans)] maybe you could conjure up something else.

[mikE] we've spent hours planning before and it got us no where

[Christy] it's funny-no matter how great our plans may be, we always end up fluing by the seat of our pants anyway

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] yep

[mikE] then spent minimal time (a few minutes) and ran in just fine

[mikE] exactly. why plan?

[mikE] load on the spells and wade in!

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] plans are for lawful parties. we're far more chaotic

[Christy] that's what I'm saying

[Percival (Hans)] They can poof through the E-THEE-REEE-EL plane?

[Beth] CHAOS ROCKS!

[Rosethorn (Molly)] and I have YET to see one of those plans work!!

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] yep

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] walk right through walls

[Percival (Hans)] What's the E-THEE-REE-EL plane?

[Rosethorn (Molly)] okay

[Rosethorn (Molly)] fine.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] that's where you guys just went

[Rosethorn (Molly)] do it.

[Christy] we don't need no stinkin' plans

[Christy] :)

[Beth] ::chuckles::

[Beth] Plans have yet to get us anywhere

[Percival (Hans)] If they can walk through walls, why don't they walk through *that* one (pointing to a wall).

[Beth] HUSH YOUR MOUTH!!!

[Percival (Hans)] I don't think we can stop them from walking through *that* one and that's why they MUST be stopped.

[Percival (Hans)] Think of all the innocent people.

[Christy] given the fact that they do have MR, what REALLY do we have aside from brute strength and hopes for the best?

[Percival (Hans)] Women. Children. Babies.

[Beth] Gypsies

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] well, unless we have anything that protects against their mind blasts, not much

[Percival (Hans)] Can't let that happen. We must stop them from walking through that wall like Ramone said.

[mikE] babies taste like chicken

[Rosethorn (Molly)] how bout the ability to strategize beforehand, so people know what they're doing??

[mikE] we need ot keep them for ourselves

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Nothing we can do about that. Best to just hit them hard before they can think."

[Christy] is there anything that can protect us from the mind blast?

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::shurgs::

[mikE] we can remove your brain?

[mikE] put it in a jar?

[Beth] Yoiu would enjoy htat

[Percival (Hans)] I'll put my hand in front of my face to protect me from the "mind blast"

[Christy] umm, no I don't think I like that idea

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::eyes Malagorn:: don't tempt me.

[mikE] i actually read in a book about a spell that transposed your butt and your brain

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "No no, we're going up against highly intelligent creatures who think nothing of creating elaborate plots for years. You can't go with a plan against that, only chaos can fight that."

[mikE] that way when they dug in they got a mouth full of crap

[Percival (Hans)] I didn't have my visor down. I should have known better.

[Christy] anybody got a roll of tin foil?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "They have contingencies of contingencies of contingencies. We have to do what they won't expect."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Which means we can't expect to do anything."

[Percival (Hans)] I'll do better next time, I promise.

[Beth] How about shiny metal helmets?

[Percival (Hans)] I had my helmet on, but they still got me. I didn't have my visor down. That must have been the problem.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "You can wear em, and I'm sure they'll look fantastic as they eat our brains."

[Beth] shiny?

[Percival (Hans)] My helmet is very shiny (so it the rest of my armor)

[Beth] or would coating them with a layer of tin work?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "He's a paladin, of course it's shiny."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Even his teeth are shiny."

[mikE] we shal call him shiney

[Percival (Hans)] I have a page to keep it that way.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "If there's one thing a paladin does, it's shiny."

[Beth] or some metal that couldn't be blasted through?

[mikE] anyone seen firefly?

[Rosethorn (Molly)] ::watches in despair, then turns away...::

[Beth] been watching it on dvd

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "There are spells that'll stop it, but we don't have time to go learn em."

[Christy] seen it, slept through it

[mikE] our pally's just shiney. =P

[Beth] so, we find something physical that will

[Christy] what kind of magic do we have stored in the dragonslayer's trove

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "We've got clerics who can improve our chances against the blasts, but we won't be immune."

[DM] No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's For there's no man in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon! You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on Lefou and Chorus: No one's been like Gaston A king pin like Gaston LeFou: No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston Gaston: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!

[Percival (Hans)] he's especially goot at expectorating!

[DM] No one fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston LeFou: In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston! Bimbettes: For there's no one as burly and brawny Gaston: As you see I've got biceps to spare LeFou: Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny Gaston: That's right! And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair Chorus: No one hits like Gaston Matches wits like Gaston LeFou: In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston Gaston: I'm espcially good at expectorating! Ptoooie! Chorus: Ten points for Gaston! Gaston: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge!

[Beth] Bob, anything in hte books or anywhere that can

[Beth] um

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::pats the DM who has apparently gone insane::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::calls Nyrma::

Beth looks at the DM in horror

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::she handles these sorta things::

[Beth] We've done it

[DM] I would have replaced Percy with Gaston but it woudl not have rhymed

[Percival (Hans)] barge=BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Christy] there's always time for appropriate showtunes

[Beth] ooooookay

[mikE] disney is NOT showtunes

[mikE] and the play version does not count as it's a play written from the disney movie.

[Percival (Hans)] When it's Alfred & Mensch it is.

[DM] I use antlers in all of my decorating!

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] it's a show and it's a tune

[Percival (Hans)] or Howard and Fensch.

[Percival (Hans)] or Mannfredddschennson.

[Christy] don't knock Disney music

[mikE] no no no. disney is evil. show tunes are only mostly evil

[Christy] the dwarves will get you-hi, ho!

[Christy] //hans ashman and menkin I think

[Percival (Hans)] Mannfreddschennson is from what movie with Kevin Kline?

[mikE] if you weren't married, i'd worry.

[Christy] it's okay to worry

[Percival (Hans)] Fish called Wanda. Fish called Wanda, people.....

[mikE] that had john cleese

[mikE] didn't it?

[mikE] is that the movie i'm thinking of?

[Percival (Hans)] Yeah, John Cleese as the barrister.

[DM] and Jamie Lee Cutis

[Percival (Hans)] Jamie Lee Curtis, too

[Christy] so are we planning to not have a plan or have we come up with something?

[Percival (Hans)] Michael Palin, too

[mikE] i cast happy spells on people, lorie chants, we go in and hope for the best

[Percival (Hans)] KK kKK kkkk Kkk Ken

[mikE] sounds like a sound plan to me.

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[DM] very well then

[Christy] i like it

[DM] I think that is a wrap

[Percival (Hans)] I think we've got as much a plan as we'll ever have against superior foes with advanced intellect.

[mikE] alrighty. night all

[DM] have a great night and weekend everyone

[Christy] night!

[Percival (Hans)] Adios!

[DM] we will see what happens next week

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[Rosethorn (Molly)] goodnight, everyone.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] nighty

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[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to GM only)] Character sheet for Ramone modified: Magical Abilities - Spells - CHANGED: Passwall -- # Memorized: 2 (1), CHANGED: Teleport -- # Memorized: 2 (0), CHANGED: Phantasmal Force -- # Memorized: 1 (0), CHANGED: Detect Magic -- Level: 1 (51), CHANGED: Detect Magic -- Cast Level: 1 (51), CHANGED: Detect Magic -- # Memorized: 0 (3), DELETED: null, null, null, null, 0, null, null, null. DELETED: null, null, null, null, 0, null, null, null. DELETED: null, null, null, null, 0, null, null, null. DELETED: null, null, null, null, 0, null, null, null. DELETED: null, null, null, null, 0, null, null, null. ADDED: Detect Magic, 51, 51, Any magic?, 3, 1, null, null. ADDED: null, null, null, null, 0, null, null, null. ADDED: null, null, null, null, 0, null, null, null. ADDED: null, null, null, null, 0, null, null, null. ADDED: null, null, null, null, 0, null, null, null. ADDED: null, null, null, null, 0, null, null, null. Combat -

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[Beth] Good night!

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[Percival (Hans)] Good night, all!

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[DM] You done Hnas?

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