Chat Log List - 2023 08 04 - Island Time -Formatted - Story
In the early afternoon at the plantations...
Hyacinth Jeffers: Good afternoon Priestess, nice to see you outside the estate.
Ava Bosley: Ah, the pleasure is mine! It's such a pleasure to meet new people in fine weather.
Hyacinth Jeffers: The skies have blessed us this day for sure
Ava Bosley: So you are Hyacinth! I believe thanks are in order for watching over the area surrounding the fields.
Hyacinth Jeffers: :: shrug :: It's all in a day of work, but thank you for the kind words
BOB so we are at the point of Ava, Hyacinth, and Jericho talking at the Plantation
BOB The three of you are up at the Temple of the Orange Sunsets
The date is Be____se, 23rd Ohm (Early Winter), 586 SGR
Jericho: So, what did you guys do today?
Jericho: Bleary Eyed
Hyacinth Jeffers: Patrolled, checked around the grounds... minded my duties, you?
Ava Bosley: Uhm, sir, are you ill?
Jericho: No
Jericho: Just tired
Jericho: A man vomited on me most of the night
Jericho: Another alchohol poisoning it seems
Jericho: And please don't call me sir
Jericho: Smiles
Jericho: I'm 16
Ava Bosley: Oh! Jerico, I didn't recognize you.
Jericho: Probably the death face
Jericho: The vomiting was fun, but then a woman came in with a broken leg
Hyacinth Jeffers: Are you on patrol this evening?
Jericho: Poor girl had her leg caught in a wagon spoke somehow
Jericho: Er
Jericho: Not sure. I'll need to check the postings
Jericho: Haven't really had time to look
Jericho: That's a good question
Jericho: You?
Hyacinth Jeffers: :: shrugs :: I believe after I've completed my shift, I'm done for the evening
Hyacinth Jeffers: It's been a quiet day thankfully
Jericho: Nods
Jericho: Hopefully tomorrow will be as well
Jericho: I like the Quiet
Jericho: Ava? Are you on Patrol this evening?
Jericho: Shakes head
Jericho: Sorry, having trouble keeping up with the conversation
Ava Bosley: No, just tending the fields today. Then off to help with some cleaning.
Jericho: Nods
Ava Bosley: I suspect vomit will be in the mix.
Jericho: Smiles wryly
Jericho: The cleaning never ends, does it?
Ava Bosley: At least it's a good time to chat
Jericho: Indeed
Ava Bosley: We've never gotten cleaning duty with you
Jericho: Shrugs
Ava Bosley: what luck we finally have a chance to chat today!
Jericho: The ward is where I do most cleaning. The sickness you know
Jericho: Smiles
Ava Bosley: It must be a sign of good things to come... save the vomit.
Jericho: Yes, it's nice to meet new people
Jericho: And yes, save the Vomit
Jericho: Sigh
Ava Bosley: Have we many people in the ward?
Jericho: Shrugs
Jericho: Not really
Jericho: Drunkeness seems to be getting a little worse
Jericho: Not sure why
Ava Bosley: People's spirits need lifting
Jericho: Major injuries aren't really happening
Jericho: Sighs
Jericho: When their spirits are lifted, they tend to get into fights, which causes more problems then it's worth
Jericho: I just cant seem to figure out why they keep drinking
Jericho: rather
Jericho: Drinking more and more
Jericho: It's kind of odd
Ava Bosley: I'd want to believe it's because we're doing a good job
Ava Bosley: but
Hyacinth Jeffers: Jericho, shall we get going then? We need to get a start on this before the sun sets
Ava Bosley: it is strange
Jericho: If I'm not on the Patrol rounds tonight, you two want to visit the Sever Sirens?
Jericho: We could take a look to see if others are drinking more
Jericho: Shrugs
Jericho: Just an itch
Jericho: It's been so long since I've been off
Ava Bosley: I would be up for the fun!
Jericho: Turns to Hyacinth
Ava Bosley: Would you like to take the path by the shore. The weather is unusually nice
Jericho: You up for a small little adventure?
Jericho: Nods vigerously
Jericho: Nods vigerously
Jericho: Yes
Jericho: I'd love to see the Ocean again
Ava Bosley: *giggles* Ah, to take advantage of a glorious day! I am so excited.
Ava Bosley: Are you joining, Hyacinth?
Hyacinth Jeffers: :: shakes head :: Jericho, we have one final task for the evening - to lock up
Hyacinth Jeffers: Perhaps after
Jericho: Ah
Jericho: Yes
Jericho: That would be bad to forget
Jericho: I'll meet you guys back here?
Jericho: If not, I'll be at the Seven Sirens either way. I'd like an evening of music if anyone is playing
Hyacinth Jeffers: I've been ordered to escort you to lock up
Ava Bosley: Yes! See you then.
Jericho: Sighs
Jericho: Well if you must. I hope I am not attacked on the grounds
Jericho: Shakes head
Jericho: That was rude
Jericho: I am sorry
Jericho: Thank you for accompanying me
Ava Bosley: Thank you for taking the time to escort us Hyacinth!
Jericho: Smiles at Hyacinth
Hyacinth Jeffers: Don't thank me Ava, if I fail in my task, I'll be on guard duty for the neophytes... that is not fun
Jericho: Oof
Jericho: Yes, that wouldn't be fun
Jericho: Well, I'll make sure we do it right
Ava Bosley: Have you ever failed at a task before?
Jericho: Points at himself in question
Jericho: Me?
Hyacinth Jeffers: Neophytes are whiny ... "Can I have more sunlight, why is my water salted, when are visting hours?"
Jericho: I'm sorry
Jericho: What?!
Jericho: We are feedign the Neophystes salty water?
Ava Bosley: I hear it helps with hydration, so they need to be fed less water.
Ava Bosley: We do the same with the cows.
Jericho: I suppose
Jericho: I just remember someone drinking Ocean water because they were drunk, and it made them very very sick
Jericho: Maybe I misunderstood the context
Ava Bosley: Oh no no no no!
Ava Bosley: Not from the ocean.
Ava Bosley: We add the salt seperately.
Jericho: Ah
Jericho: Okay
Jericho: Was just thinking about healing that many sick people
Ava Bosley: Feeding them sea water would be one way to add more tasks to your infermery duties.
Jericho: Shudders
Jericho: Well
Jericho: Sorry I jumped to conclusions there Hyacinth
Jericho: I'm met some pretty, er, well people who aren't the smartest when it comes to healing and hearing Salt Water set me on edge. My apologies
Jericho: It is a lovely evening tonight
Jericho: The moon on the wabes
Hyacinth Jeffers: All good, please go ahead and do your thing, I'm ready to take the box when you're finished
Jericho: *waves
Ava Bosley: Hyacinth, won't you join us for a drink as well?
Hyacinth Jeffers: :: checking doors and windows to ensure they are secure whilst she waits for Jericho to finish and collect the box ::
BOB you are all in the Seven Sirens tavern
BOB Yes this is a tavern on the edge of the water, with a hole in the middle of the floor looking into the water below
BOB So everyone else is here in the tavern, (the difference a bar is just drinks, a tavern has rooms) and the group is here to relax and catch up as you have not been together lately, Mattias is not part of the group but a flamboyant Swashbuckler that Rothuss knows
Matthias Crowtooth: considers dangling his feet in the water, glances at Vee, and reconsiders
Vee Barlett: Where the hell is Levi? Anyone seen him?
Matthias Crowtooth: Surprised more people don't need to be fished out of the pool given...
Matthias Crowtooth: waves arms around at the drunken sailors
Matthias Crowtooth: How festive people can get
Vee Barlett: Let them drown. The fish need food, too.
Ratbone Carder: strum strum strum pluckity pluck strum
Matthias Crowtooth: Fish are friends, need food.
Ratbone Carder: strum strum strum pluckity pluck strum
Vee Barlett: Exactly.
Ratbone Carder: clears throat
Rothuss Carder: On the contrary! Fish are food. You need friends!
Vee Barlett: Says who?
Ratbone Carder: strum strum strum pluckity pluck strum
Matthias Crowtooth: grins
Matthias Crowtooth: I have plenty of friends. Although I wouldn't mind more fish.
Gloria: VEE! What are you doing here tonight?
Vee Barlett: Gloria!
Vee Barlett: goes to hug her
Toni: DINNER FOR TABLE FIVE
Fancois: Get back to work!
Vee Barlett: Levi wanted to get drunk. Again.
Matthias Crowtooth: Uh-oh. Someone's in trouble
Matthias Crowtooth: sing-songedly
Gloria: Fuck you Fancois!
Vee Barlett: Want me to shank him for you?
Gloria: VEE!
Gloria: Tell me what is happening
Vee Barlett: What?
Ratbone Carder: strum strum strumming and hum hum humming
Ratbone Carder: and eavesdropping meanwhile
Matthias Crowtooth: bobs head in time with the beat
Gloria: You know we gave the job to the people you recomended
Gloria: But they
Gloria: ummm
Rothuss Carder: Sounds good, Ratbone, but I think one of your strings is a bit out of tune.
Gloria: Bagpipes? Really?
Vee Barlett: Were they idiots?
Matthias Crowtooth: If they were landlubbers, I wouldn't bet against it.
Vee Barlett: whispers, "What's with the bagpipe musicans?"
Ratbone Carder: sticks out her tongue
Gloria: You said they were good
Vee Barlett: Me? Recommend landlubbers? That's insulting Matthias.
Matthias Crowtooth: laughs
Matthias Crowtooth: Fair point
Ratbone Carder: strum strum strumming and hum hum humming
Vee Barlett: Oh. OH. Them? That's...
Fancois: WHAT the HELL is going on out there!
Ratbone Carder: (singing) i play the lute and i'm reasonably cute
Fancois: I have three orders piling up here
Fancois: GET OUT THERE
Vee Barlett: Cripes. They're.... er... smaller than I thought? Pipier? I thought they mean a good pipe. A good voice not... that....
Ratbone Carder: (signing) he plays the lyre (and that's appropraite!)
Fancois: Listens quietly in the corner
Ratbone Carder: (singing) as his pants are on fire
Rothuss Carder: Hey! I resemble that remark!
Maktaba: Listening quitely in a different corner
Vee Barlett: Yeah, yeah we heard you Fancois!
Matthias Crowtooth: Hmm.... burning people's pants sounds fun
Ratbone Carder: (singing) we never pollute and are always astute
Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Voice Mimicry [2] [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 16]
Ratbone Carder: well i am
Toni: Brings drinks to the group, are you sure you don't want my special Rothuss? I can make sure you go home happy
Lirtimya: Listening to the commotion
Rothuss Carder: as Matthias: "I hate wearing pants! I want to run free!"
Ratbone Carder: (singing) but my bother will eat your house down, whole and entire!
Matthias Crowtooth: Huh.... that wasn't half-bad
Rothuss Carder: We know our audience.
Ratbone Carder: (singing) for we are the Carders, the Barders!
Vee Barlett: ...okay I do need to work on my recommendations.
Gloria: Whispers to Vee, the Dragons have been causing trouble again you might want to watch out
Rothuss Carder: She handles those with taste, and I handle the low-brow audience.
Vee Barlett: goes to help her so they can talk
BOB and at this point Jericho, Ava, and Hyacinth walk into the tavern
Jericho: I never get tired of seeing the water
Jericho: Smilling at the Hole
Ava Bosley: Hmm, I wonder if we can toss in crums from the tables. It would be fun to have them feed from our hands.
Jericho: Chuckles
Jericho: Careful
Jericho: You never know what might take a bite
Jericho: The ocean has beauty, but you never know
Jericho: Let me go get us some drinks. Save a table Ava? Hyacinth? What would you both like?
Ava Bosley: True. Perhaps I will hold on to my crumbs.
Hyacinth Jeffers: :: nods and tries to back out of the tavern wanting to head back to the temple with the box ::
Vee Barlett: quietly, "Doin' what?"
Ratbone Carder: takes a bow
BOB Gloria ducks into the back for more order
BOB The group mills around and talks
Ratbone Carder: Ale please!
Vee Barlett: Okay, but really...
Ratbone Carder: Wow it's kind of rowdy in here.
Vee Barlett: walks to the siblings
Vee Barlett: Who are you two?
Vee Barlett: I was told you had good pipes. What IS that?
Vee Barlett: points to the bagpipes
Ratbone Carder: Ratbone Carder at your service, and this is my faithful sidekick Rothus, my brother
Ratbone Carder: sweeping bow
Rothuss Carder: kicks her in the side.
Matthias Crowtooth: watches in amusement
Vee Barlett: Get along or want to... ahhhh. So like my brother, got it. Although I'd sooner toss him to sea most days.
Ratbone Carder: Oh wait, pipes did you say?!
Rothuss Carder: takes a bow as well.
Vee Barlett: NO! No no... unless you sing?
Rothuss Carder: Yes! I like this act of hers.
Rothuss Carder: Because I don't have to do anything but listen.
Ratbone Carder: Hahaha
Vee Barlett: Says you, but if Gloria gets in trouble then *I* get in trouble.
Ratbone Carder: I do sing, but if you have heard of my pipes, it's not about my throat.
Vee Barlett: And Francois is.... grouchy.
Ratbone Carder: I am the modest ...
Ratbone Carder: sweeping bow again
Vee Barlett: rubs forehead
Ratbone Carder: inventor of the quiet pipes-on-a-bag
Vee Barlett: is intrigued
Vee Barlett: Quiet...? How quiet?
Ratbone Carder: A bladder, really but that isn't poetic
Vee Barlett: Blabberer? That's Matthias.
Matthias Crowtooth: Someone needs to empty their bladder? There's a hole right here
Ratbone Carder: Well, quiet-ER. The first ones were earsplitting.
Jericho: Calls to Hyacinth
Jericho: Hyacinth!
Jericho: Where are you going?
Vee Barlett: Maybe I'll just.... get some ale before you start that show.
Jericho: I need your drink order!
Ratbone Carder: These won't injure anyone.
Matthias Crowtooth: Two please!
Vee Barlett: What about sanity?
Hyacinth Jeffers: I must return to the Temple -- I'll be back soon enough :: waves ::
Jericho: Surely you won't leave the two of us alone! Smiles
Jericho: Pointing to Ava and himself
Ava Bosley: Aw, I was looking forward to sharing a drink with her.
Ratbone Carder: Whips a congtraption out of her pack that looks like a striped bag with four flutes rudely fastened on
Jericho: We promise to behave ourselves
Hyacinth Jeffers: I highly doubt that, but wish you luck with it
Vee Barlett: That's your... invention? Looks like something Levi would rig up... and fail at.
Ratbone Carder: nodding gravely
Matthias Crowtooth: looks at Ratbone's contraption
Vee Barlett: The damn drunk. Where did he go off to?
Rothuss Carder: Dear lady (Vee), you're worried about sanity? HERE?
Matthias Crowtooth: Make that four, please!
Jericho: Does....that mean you'll stay? To make sure our luck holds out?
Ratbone Carder: I have not perfected the, ahem, aesthetics
Hyacinth Jeffers: :: ignores him as she heads out ::
Jericho: Dissapointed Hyacinth is leaving, but too embarrased to ask why
Jericho: Shrugs
Jericho: Ok then
Vee Barlett: I'm worried about MY sanity.
Rothuss Carder: Pssh. Far too late, I'm sure
Vee Barlett: You have a sister. If you sister gets in trouble, you do, too, right?
Human, Farmer/Herder 1: HEY Bar bitch! We are ready for our drinks
Ratbone Carder: As if! the trouble goes the other way!
Jericho: Ugh
Jericho: Whispers under his breath
Matthias Crowtooth: grips his saber under the table
Ratbone Carder: He concocts it and I extract him from it.
Rothuss Carder: nods proudly
BOB Before Hyacinth can get to the door a group of rowdies enters
Vee Barlett: HEY! ONLY BITCH I SEE HERE TONIGHT IS YOU! DON'T BE A DICK!
Jericho: Rolls eyes
Ratbone Carder: Shuts up and stares at the farmer
Human, Farmer/Herder (Short lilac leg): OOOO it is the little water rag here to defend her sister
Jericho: I think I remember why I don't like places like this again.
Matthias Crowtooth: slowly sidles up near Vee in case things get rough
Jericho: Shirks away from the Noise, and closer to Ava
Human, Farmer/Herder 3: You tell em
Vee Barlett: Go jump in the sea, land legs!
Human, Farmer/Herder 3: Make them leave OUR bar
Ava Bosley: *Quietly* Are you sure people were getting hurt on wagon wheels?
Rothuss Carder: glides up to the Farmer.
Jericho: Not anymore
Human, Farmer/Herder 2: PUSHES Rothuss,
Matthias Crowtooth: This is a bar for sailors. If it was for farmers, I'm sure there would be a cow for you to hump
Ratbone Carder: OH HELL NO!
Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Voice Mimicry [2] [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 15]
Jericho: Gods, this is the worst I've seen in some time
Jericho: I think you and I should back up a bit
Rothuss Carder: as farmer, "Oi, mate, let's keep a civil tongue in our head, right?"
Human, Farmer/Herder 2: Are you serious farm boy? you are the pansy singer from the hills
Human, Farmer/Herder 2: PUSHES Rothuss
Jericho: Whispers to Ava
Human, Farmer/Herder 2: You really think you belong here? Get on the stage and sing little man
Rothuss Carder: [TOWER] [SKILL] Tumbling [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 11]
Jericho: I"m thinking about issuing an Alchohol citation to this premises if this is gettign this bad. It costs money to heal these people and not all of them are able to pay the church. I think the priesthood would back me if you agree to be a witness
Jericho: Whispers
Human, Farmer/Herder (Short lilac leg): I think that Gloria owes us a round
Vee Barlett: HA! It'll sound better than your hay-whipped voice.
Gloria: You pretend dragons need to find a new place
BOB also you are in a civilized town, so weapons are frown upon even this group does not show them, just taunting you but.....
Rothuss Carder: rolls with the push and twirls back into the same place he was.
Matthias Crowtooth: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 12]
Ratbone Carder: Hey, nobody gets to shove my brother around but me
Matthias Crowtooth: unobtrusively draws his main gauche
Ava Bosley: *quietly* I will be a witness. This is uncalled for.
Rothuss Carder: You call that a shove? That was a tiny breeze.
Vee Barlett: Damnit, Levi? Where is your drunk ass for a drunk fight?
Ratbone Carder: Yeah, what he said!
Jericho: ENOUGH!
Jericho: Shouts as loud as he can
Ratbone Carder: Looks at Jericho, surprised
Vee Barlett: ignores him
Human, Farmer/Herder 2: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 16]
Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack #1) [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 8 ] [AC: 4 ] [HIT]
Jericho: Stand down now! Or I will ban alchohol from this premesis
Human, Farmer/Herder 2: [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (1d6=6)] [d6 = 6]
Effect ['Unconscious;DMGO:1'] -> [to Rothuss Carder]
[6] -> [to Rothuss Carder] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS] [STATUS: Dying (0)]
BOB That was a punch and SMASH with a mug and Rothuss drops.
Jericho: Weapon!
Vee Barlett: Too circles too low, Priest!
Levi Reed: saunters in
Levi Reed: Hellloooooo
Vee Barlett: DAMNIT LEVI
Matthias Crowtooth: Well, here we go
Jericho: Not when I will be sure to BAN you from the Healing office!
Jericho: I AM IN Charge of THAT!
Vee Barlett: Ain't good enough for that, priest!
Levi Reed: Vee, I just got here and you're already swearing at me? What did I do?
Levi Reed: looks around
Jericho: Shrugs
Vee Barlett: You don't look like Michel to me.
Jericho: Fine. Your name is Vee?
Vee Barlett: You like bar fights, yeah?
Vee Barlett: They started without you.
Vee Barlett: Says who?
Jericho: Smiles
Jericho: Wickedly
Jericho: Even if you aren't, we have a description
Human, Farmer/Herder (Scornful chortle): Hey pretty girl (at Ava) you want someone to keep you company?
Vee Barlett: You keep up your hoity-toity and we'll kick you out of here, too.
Jericho: Levels gaze at "Human"
Lirtimya: Turns and goes behind the table to put something between the fight and herself
Ava Bosley: I think you can see I have all the company I need.
Jericho: As I just healed your Daughter this morning Darren, I would highly recommend you leave us alone
Vee Barlett: pushes Matthias hand down
Vee Barlett: whispers, "No blood. We're on land."
Matthias Crowtooth: gives a grunt in acknowledgement and puts his main gauche away
BOB and you would all know that weapons are frowned upon
Jericho: You have broken the High Priests wishes on Weapons
Jericho: We will stand Witness
Jericho: And the Inquisitors will see their justice
Rothuss Carder: twitches nonchalantly
Jericho: Even if I will not
Vee Barlett: None to fight. Goodness gracious, dude. You need to chill.
BOB Rothuss is knocked out by one of the dragons
(insert roll failures and delays as Vee attempts to run and tackle one of the farmers)
BOB But yes Vee moves forward and SLAMS him into the ground knocking him out
Jericho: Gods
Jericho: Murmers
Lirthimya opts to hold action and stand safely in the corner away from the fight.
Vee Barlett: Lirtimya! Didn't see you! Careful not to trip over these idiots!
Ava Bosley: Back away or I will not hesitate to do what I need.
Human, Farmer/Herder (Scornful chortle): Sneers
Jericho: Don't Darren!
Jericho: I mean it
Ava Bosley: I said, back. up.
Ava Bosley has delayed their turn until the end of round.
Human, Farmer/Herder (Scornful chortle): Threatens to push Ava over the railing into the pool
Levi Reed: How dare you scornfully chortle at me!
Matthias Crowtooth: I think you are mistaken. No chortling happened. They all have their shirts on.
Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20-2 = 11]
Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Punching) [at Human, Farmer/Herder (Scornful chortle)] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 10 ] [AC: 9 ] [HIT]
Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2=2)] [d2 = 2]
[2] -> [to Human, Farmer/Herder (Scornful chortle)] [STATUS: Moderate]
GM: [DAMAGE] Ongoing damage [TYPE: untyped (1=1)] [ = 1]
[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [Unconscious; DMGO:1]
Vee Barlett: That's always fun to watch.
BOB Ratbone sees her brother KNOCKED out
Ratbone Carder: Martial Arts: Elbow smash [d20 = 10]
Ratbone Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Wrestling Result:1 [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d0=1)] [d0 = 1]
[1] -> [to Human, Farmer/Herder 2] [STATUS: Heavy]
Ratbone Carder: KNOCK OUT ROLL [TARGET:3] Knockout roll fail! [d100 = 90]
[TURN] Human, Farmer/Herder 1
Human, Farmer/Herder 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 12]
Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack #1) [at Hyacinth Jeffers] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 9 ] [AC: 8 ] [HIT]
Human, Farmer/Herder 1: [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (1d6=5)] [d6 = 5]
[5] -> [to Hyacinth Jeffers] [STATUS: Moderate]
[TURN] Human, Farmer/Herder (Scornful chortle)
BOB PUNCHES at Hyacinth to try to grab the box she is carrying
Human, Farmer/Herder (Scornful chortle): [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 15]
Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack #1) [at Levi Reed] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 9 ] [AC: 5 ] [HIT]
Human, Farmer/Herder (Scornful chortle): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (1d6=3)] [d6 = 3]
[3] -> [to Levi Reed] [STATUS: Moderate]
BOB PUNCHES into Levi knocking him backwards into the stools, a Dex check to keep upright
Levi Reed: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 18]
BOB Levi goes sprawling backwards
Vee Barlett: Shake it off, Levi!
Matthias Crowtooth: Martial Arts: Trip [d20 = 17]
Matthias Crowtooth: [DAMAGE (M)] Wrestling Result:1 [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d0=1)] [d0 = 1]
[1] -> [to Human, Farmer/Herder 3] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS] [STATUS: Dying (0)]
Matthias Crowtooth: KNOCK OUT ROLL [TARGET:5] Knockout roll fail! [d100 = 49]
Matthias Crowtooth: Uh... yay?
Vee Barlett: Huh, that's... unexpected.
Vee Barlett: Shake it off, Levi!
Jericho: Cool off Darren! That is a Priestess of the Faith!
Create Water
BOB Water splashes down onto Herder 1
Vee Barlett: You get to mop that up, priest!
Jericho: I think you should worry about mopping up your own Crew you ruffian
Vee Barlett: Dude, seriously. Lighten up. You're in a BAR.
Jericho: TAVERN!
Jericho: And this used to be a NICE Place
Vee Barlett: raises brow
Vee Barlett: I didn't know you were already drunk.
Hyacinth Jeffers: :: frowns :: Back off, I'm sure the Temple elders won't appreciate your behavior. :: kicks at him to back off ::
Hyacinth Jeffers: [ATTACK][BASIC] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 11]
Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (?)] [at Human, Farmer/Herder 1] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 10 ] [AC: 9 ] [HIT]
Hyacinth Jeffers: [d4 = 2]
[TURN] Human, Farmer/Herder (Short lilac leg)
[TURN] Human, Farmer/Herder 3
[TURN] Human, Farmer/Herder 2
Human, Farmer/Herder 2: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 19]
Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack #1) [at Matthias Crowtooth] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 6 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]
Ava Bosley: Woah. Now, you've asked for it. Look away, Jericho!
Ava Bosley: Martial Arts: Hook [d20 = 13]
Ava Bosley: [DAMAGE (M)] Punch Result:2 [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d0=2)] [d0 = 2]
Ava Bosley: KNOCK OUT ROLL [TARGET:9] Knockout roll fail! [d100 = 48]
[TURN] Vee Barlett
BOB Vee can see a thug trying for the box that Hyacinth is carrying
Vee Barlett: Martial Arts: Elbow smash [d20 = 10]
Vee Barlett: KNOCK OUT ROLL [TARGET:3] Knockout roll fail! [d100 = 92]
Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Wrestling Result:1 [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d0=1)] [d0 = 1]
[TURN] Human, Farmer/Herder (Scornful chortle)
Human, Farmer/Herder (Scornful chortle): [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 6]
Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack #1) [at Levi Reed] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 9 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]
Levi Reed: Ha!
Human, Farmer/Herder (Scornful chortle): GRABS at Livi to THROW him into the water but misses
Levi Reed: Ha!
[TURN] Lirtimya
Lirtimya has delayed their turn until the end of round.
Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2=2)] [d2 = 2]
[2] -> [to Human, Farmer/Herder (Scornful chortle)] [STATUS: Critical]
Vee Barlett: Hey! Don't be polluting the water with drunks!
Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20-2 = 6]
Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Punching) [at Human, Farmer/Herder (Scornful chortle)] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 10 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]
[TURN] Ratbone Carder
Ratbone Carder: Martial Arts: Glancing blow [d20 = 10]
Ratbone Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Punch Result:1 [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d0=1)] [d0 = 1]
[1] -> [to Human, Farmer/Herder 2] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS] [STATUS: Dying (0)]
Ratbone Carder: KNOCK OUT ROLL [TARGET:3] Knockout roll fail! [d100 = 55]
[TURN] Human, Farmer/Herder 1
Rothuss Carder: naps underfoot
Ratbone Carder: I shall avenge you!!!
Human, Farmer/Herder 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 7]
Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack #1) [at Hyacinth Jeffers] [Hit-AC: 13 vs. 9 ] [AC: 13 ] [MISS]
Levi Reed: I should have had a drink before this started! I always fight better with a drink or two in me
Human, Farmer/Herder 1: Grabs at the box in Hyacinths arms but misses again
[TURN] Matthias Crowtooth
Vee Barlett: If you haven't been running late....
Jericho: Stealing from the Church is a Sin!
Jericho: Shocked at the Human's action
Matthias Crowtooth: Martial Arts: Uppercut [d20 = 2]
Matthias Crowtooth: [DAMAGE (M)] Punch Result:2 [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d0=2)] [d0 = 2]
[2] -> [to Human, Farmer/Herder 1] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 1] [STATUS: Dying (0)]
Matthias Crowtooth: KNOCK OUT ROLL [TARGET:15] Knockout roll fail! [d100 = 88]
Vee Barlett: Huh. Nice uppercut, Matthias. Who taught you that one?
Matthias Crowtooth: grins boyishly
Matthias Crowtooth: Oh, heard it in a story and decided to try it out.
Vee Barlett: Pfft, you're such a bad liar. Was it Christi?
Matthias Crowtooth: ....
Matthias Crowtooth: ....shut up
Vee Barlett: grins
[TURN] Jericho
Jericho: Seeing Levi with Ava, Turns his attention to Hyacinth
BOB Ava and Levi have the only one still standing
Jericho: And her Ruffian attempting Theivery
BOB all the others are laying on the floor knocked out
Jericho: Well, they aren't attacking us
Jericho: So, lesser of two evils and all that shit
Jericho: Grunts
Jericho: Moves to Rothuss
Jericho: Grimaces
Jericho: Begins Pallative Care
Jericho: [SKILL] Diagnostics [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 18) [SUCCESS by 16] [d20 = 2]
Jericho: [SKILL] Healing [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 17) [SUCCESS by 13] [d20 = 4]
[TURN] Hyacinth Jeffers
Hyacinth Jeffers: :: holds the box and her shoulder that is bleeding :: Now can I go please?
Jericho: Points at Hyacinth!
Jericho: You will stay until I look at that Shoulder
Jericho: Keep the box, but you WILL NOT LEAVE
Jericho: I can't handle any more
Jericho: Just one second
[TURN] Ava Bosley
Ava Bosley: Martial Arts: Kidney punch [d20 = 17]
Ava Bosley: [DAMAGE (M)] Punch Result:1 [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d0=1)] [d0 = 1]
Ava Bosley: KNOCK OUT ROLL [TARGET:5] Knockout roll fail! [d100 = 59]
Ava Bosley: One does not touch a priestess and not suffer the consequences
Human, Farmer/Herder (Scornful chortle): [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 10]
BOB He wobblies but does not fall into the water
Ratbone Carder: Oh Jericho, thank you!
Jericho: Flips off Ratbone
[TURN] Lirtimya
Lirtimya: stays there watching the action happen
BOB So the thug in front of Ava and Levi tries to run out of the tavern
BOB both of them get one chance to tackle or knock them out
Levi Reed: Martial Arts: Elbow smash [d20 = 10]
Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Wrestling Result:1 [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d0=1)] [d0 = 1]
Levi Reed: KNOCK OUT ROLL [TARGET:3] Knockout roll fail! [d100 = 72]
Ava Bosley: Martial Arts: Uppercut [d20 = 2]
Ava Bosley: [DAMAGE (M)] Punch Result:2 [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d0=2)] [d0 = 2]
Ava Bosley: KNOCK OUT ROLL [TARGET:15] Knockout roll fail! [d100 = 67]
BOB He takes the punch from Levi, then the uppercut from Ava and decides to DIVE into the water and swim away
Levi Reed: I hope a fish bites you!
Toni: WOW
Toni: Did you guys just defeat the dragons?
Levi Reed: The what
Gloria: Dragonslayers, I told you
Gloria: My sister is IT
Vee Barlett: They were pansies.
Levi Reed: I barely even hit that guy
Levi Reed: shrugs
Vee Barlett: Only dragon they slay is... hmm, no not in polite company.
Vee Barlett: You're too sober, Levi.
Jericho: Grunts
Matthias Crowtooth: laughs
Vee Barlett: Gloria, Levi needs a drink. He can help himself, right?
Levi Reed: Very true
Gloria: Hell NO
Gloria: He does not get free drinks....
Gloria: Well maybe one free one tonight
Vee Barlett: I didn't say FREE. Just... self-serving.
Vee Barlett: He'll probably catch you a not as mangy rabbit to pay tomorrow.
Jericho: Looks at Vee incredulously despite his ministrations on his patient
Jericho: Shakes his head in unbelief
Vee Barlett: You need a drink, priest? You're a little.... tight.
Jericho: Ignores Vee
Vee Barlett: MeLange! Bar buddy!
Jericho: Hyacinth, he's fine. He'll come around shortly
Vee Barlett: Where ya been? You missed the fun.
Jericho: Let me see your shoulder
Jericho: Worried
Hyacinth Jeffers: :: frown :: I really need to get this box back to the temple. My shoulder will heal...
Vee Barlett: Kids these days. Don't know how to have fun...
Vee Barlett: ignores Jericho in return
MeLange: Vee! Old Pal!
Jericho: Fuck the Box. I need to see that Shoulder
Vee Barlett: high fives MeLange
Ratbone Carder: Pats her brother's face
MeLange: "Missed the fun" should be my middle name
MeLange: a slight frown
Ratbone Carder: Hey fuzzface. You coming back around?
Vee Barlett: We'll find you another bar fight, I'm sure.
Ratbone Carder: Lemme see that jaw.
Vee Barlett: Maybe the idiot who jupmed in the water to escape will come back for more.
Rothuss Carder: groans softly
MeLange: Thanks Vee, you know how to make a guy feel better
Vee Barlett: smiles
BOB All the "dragons" are knocked out but hauled out to the front of the tavern to recover in the street
Matthias Crowtooth: sips his drink
MeLange grabs a beer
Hyacinth Jeffers: I'll be on neophyte duty for sure now...
Jericho: No you wont
Jericho: Don't start that
Vee Barlett: So let's see....
MeLange: see what?
Vee Barlett: Those two musicians are NOT what I was recommended. One plays the pipes. The other... does something.
Ratbone Carder: Hey, I was playing lute before the scuffle.
Vee Barlett: Those temple folks include one very stuck up priest, one who can throw a punch, and the other with some box or something.
Vee Barlett: Levi is getting drunk after he realized he was too sober to fight well.
Vee Barlett: And Matthias threw an impressive uppercut.
Vee Barlett: Think that catches you up.
Matthias Crowtooth: pumps fist
Jericho: That stuck up priest also has ears, and just saved your friend from a massive concussion.
Jericho: Goes to Bar
Ratbone Carder: My brother barely got introduced before this pighole attacked him.
Vee Barlett: Oh! And Lirtimya decided to keep her wrath under wraps and is our witness for any ridiculous court attempts.
Jericho: Drops some coins on the counter, and reaches over for a bear
Ratbone Carder: And I never go my ale
Vee Barlett: What friend?
Matthias Crowtooth: I never got my four ales
Jericho: Walks over to Hyacinth
Jericho: I'll take responsibility, please drink this. It won't get your drunk, but will numb the pain until I get you to the clinic
Vee Barlett: sighs and goes to help Gloria serve drinks
Lirtimya: waves at Vee at the mention of her name
Vee Barlett: Y'all want to whine a bit more? Here.
Jericho: [SKILL] Brewing [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 3]
Hyacinth Jeffers: :: nods slowly :: Thank you
MeLange sits with his beer and thinks
Vee Barlett: waves back at Lirtimya, smiling
Jericho: Alright Assholes
Vee Barlett: Always appreciate you being an alibi, Lirth!
Jericho: Who else is hurt
Vee Barlett: Your feelings, maybe?
Matthias Crowtooth: laughs
Jericho: Continues to Ignore Vee, hoping she turns into a table or something
Rothuss Carder: terribly sorry, I would have been part of all that if I had known
Rothuss Carder: sits up, holding his head with both hands.
Vee Barlett: Don't sweat it, kid. You tried to be nice. Mistake in a place like this, but admirable.
Rothuss Carder: Dang... did we win?
Ratbone Carder: We did!
Jericho: As much as I'm not too happy with you sir, you are to sit quietly at that table. You are suffering a minor concussion.
Lirtimya: Is it safe to come out of the corner then?
Vee Barlett: nods towards Ratbone
Jericho: You may also have no more alchohol this evening
Matthias Crowtooth: But they'll be back. Can't let something like this slide. It will make them seem weak.
Vee Barlett: Your sister has your back.
Rothuss Carder: Great! Smart farmers, though. They knew to take out the dangerous one first.
Ratbone Carder: The fifth one got away, but here are the rest on the floor
Vee Barlett: Cheers to that, priest!
Jericho: Rolls eyes
Vee Barlett: holds up a mug of full beer to him and drnks
Ratbone Carder: Bwaaahahahaha
Ratbone Carder: Here, have a drink, fuzzface
Matthias Crowtooth: Maybe someone should have let me shank one of them to send a message.
Ava Bosley: Perhaps it would be good for us all to have a drink, Jericho. Who would have thought a pleasant day would mean a brawl was afoot.
Rothuss Carder: takes the tankard gratefully.
Jericho: Not for this man
Jericho: Intercepts the tankard
Rothuss Carder: Hey!
Jericho: He is suffering a concussion
Ratbone Carder: Yeah, pain relief
Jericho: I am the presiding Healer right now
Rothuss Carder: And that will alleviate the suffering!
Jericho: Despite your Circles
Lirtimya: walks over to the group from the corner
Ratbone Carder: Sigh
Matthias Crowtooth: takes a sip from the tankard.
Jericho: You may have some in 12 hours
Jericho: Water is your option right now
Matthias Crowtooth: I'll take his drink if he can't have it
Ava Bosley: Don't forget the salt!
Jericho: I'm sure your friends will be happy to partake of yours for now
Jericho: Hands it off to Vee.
Jericho: He can't have any more this evening
Matthias Crowtooth: Glances at her, eyes the salt and then the drink
Vee Barlett: grabs it and hands it to Rothuss
Rothuss Carder: levers himself off the floor
Vee Barlett: He can decide for himself.
Rothuss Carder: Talk about adding insult to injury
Jericho: Shrugs
Jericho: He could die you know
Jericho: I've seen it happen
Vee Barlett: Sure. We all could.
Matthias Crowtooth: If he has a brain injury, he could die anyways
Jericho: Shakes head
Matthias Crowtooth: Let him die drunk and happy at least
Jericho: Shakes head
Jericho: No
Jericho: I checked
Ratbone Carder: Nah, don't piss off Jericho. He's been good to me in the past, and he's really okay
Matthias Crowtooth: I mean, we could shake his head if you want
Matthias Crowtooth: Seems like it would increase his risk of dying, though
Vee Barlett: doesn't believe Ratbone
Jericho: Glares at Matthias
Hyacinth Jeffers: Taking long rest.
Ratbone Carder: Bubba, you can have a piece of cake instead
Vee Barlett: Your brother, your.... priest friend.
Vee Barlett: pushes the extra drink towards Matthias
Jericho: Rot you lot. Don't come crying to me when he passes out from alchohol induced anemiatis
Matthias Crowtooth: grins appreciately
Jericho: Ava are you okay?
Jericho: Hyacinth?
Jericho: How's that shoulder. The beer help a little?
Vee Barlett: Oh sweetie, take a breath. He's eating cake, Matthias is drinking his drink instead.
Hyacinth Jeffers: I'm fine... just in a bit of pain and anxious to return this box
Jericho: Nods
Ava Bosley: I am fine. Thanks, Jericho. And you?
Jericho: This lot seems satisfied with their hellacious "ownership" of the Tavern. Let us return. Ava? Join us?
Rothuss Carder: Can I have some water or something? Or will that increase my chances of death too?
Vee Barlett: You want some cake, MeLange? Not sure where it came from... but you like sweets, don't you?
Ratbone Carder: No he said water is good
Ava Bosley: Yes, maybe we should return to the plantation...
Vee Barlett: grabs some water for him
Ratbone Carder: and what's her bucket over there said put some salt in it
Hyacinth Jeffers: This was an interesting evening. Stay safe all... :: backs out of the tavern ::
Jericho: Points at Rothuss. "I cannot force you to take my advice. Water is fine, Beer is MAYBE okay, for a low content of alchohol"
Rothuss Carder: wiggles his jaw experimentally
Vee Barlett: If you think this beer has any alcohol in it....
Jericho: Waits for Ava, and then quickly retreats from this madness
Bredin: Jericho!!!!!
Rothuss Carder: I can tell he's a big hit at all the parties.
Vee Barlett: laughs at Rothuss jokes
Jericho: Halts
Bredin: Oh here you are Ava too
Matthias Crowtooth: Think there is more beer in my piss than this beer.
Jericho: Hesitates
Jericho: Yes?
Bredin: You are needed at the Temple
Jericho: Nods
Jericho: On my way
Jericho: Let's go!
Ava Bosley: Let's be off.
Ava Bosley: Nice meeting you all!
Vee Barlett: Bye priestess who actually fights!
Bredin: There was a chupacabra attack
Jericho: Dear Gods
Bredin: You need to go save someone
Jericho: Holy Gods above
Jericho: I don't know if I have the right equipment
Jericho: Lead the way!
Rothuss Carder: Bring a goat!
Vee Barlett: That man really needs a drink....
Matthias Crowtooth: The right equipment? I mean, if you aren't...
Ava Bosley: Oh no, did they get to the goats?
Bredin: Michel needs you right away, bring your friends
Matthias Crowtooth: grunts as Vee elbows him
Jericho: Looks back at the group
Jericho: yeah.....
Ava Bosley: Uhm, hi again everyone!
Jericho: Has an idea
Jericho: Hey you all like violence
Ava Bosley: Would you like to join us?
Jericho: Come fight a cool monster
Vee Barlett: I can shank someone?
Jericho: Sure!
Ava Bosley: Yes, violence will surely await. And rescue!
Matthias Crowtooth: perks up
Jericho: As long as it's the monster
Lirtimya: shrugs and looks at the rest of the group
Vee Barlett: .....
Vee Barlett: It'll be.... something.
Jericho: Rolls eyes
Vee Barlett: Lirth! Come be my alibi!
Rothuss Carder: allows himself to be pulled along by Ratbone.
Vee Barlett: This priest is going to be tough if we ever go in court. I need you on my side.
Jericho: Points at Rothuss. "You WILL take it easy while you...ahem...shank people"
Rothuss Carder: Aye aye, mon capitan.
Vee Barlett: Levi, coming? MeLange? You missed the bar fight, but monsters are more fun.
Lirtimya: I'm fine with going, I don't have much else to do
Vee Barlett: Thatta girl!
Jericho: "Accidentally" Stumbles and kicks farmhand in the ribs
Jericho: Oh, my apologies
Jericho: I must not have seen where I was going
Jericho: Jogs towards the Temple
Rothuss Carder: on the way out the door, Rothuss does a quick pocket check on an uncoscious farmer
Rothuss Carder: [TOWER] [SKILL] Pick Pockets [PERCENT:Pick Pockets] (vs. Target 30) [SUCCESS by 17] [d100 = 13]
BOB Yes that worked for Rothuss and he gets 3 Copper
Vee Barlett: Gloria! We're off to go shank some monster! I'll be back later!
Jericho: You want the other Farmer mate, that one is tapped out
Jericho: Points to farmer next to first farmer
Matthias Crowtooth: watches Rothuss, then eyes the other farmers
Matthias Crowtooth: draws dagger and goes to the other farmer
Matthias Crowtooth: looks for a purse to cut
Michael (Jericho): Do you have to cut it? He's unconcious
Matthias Crowtooth: rolls his eyes at Jericho, then rifles through the farmer's belongings
Levi Reed: Yeah, I'm coming! Let me finish this drink first
Levi Reed: downs the drink
Vee Barlett: I got you a flask for a reason, man.
BOB You are all heading out into the night to chase after a chubacabra
