Chat Log List - 2023 12 08 - Student Loans - Formatted - Story
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'Spring' connected
'Michael' connected
BOB How are you Spring!
BOB and welcome Michael
Spring: Hi BOB, hi Michael!
Spring: I feel like poopies. How are you two?
BOB Sorry for that Spring
Michael: I feel like Shit
BOB Life is good here
Michael: lol
BOB Michael is not so good
Michael: But I can type quicker then last week, so good enough
Spring: Well that's a little something.
Spring: The committee in my head is arguing over whether to hook up the projector or not.
Michael: I can use the restroom without crying, so life is amazing frankly. The game is just gravy
Michael: Everyting is better with a projector
BOB Nice
Spring: It gets the laptop off my lap anyway.
Spring: Michael, did I tell you what I'm doing with the computer you gave me these days?
Michael: That being said, I will be occassionally go AFK to stretch and stuff.
Michael: No, what you doing with it?
Spring: It's the gift that keeps on giving. It's becoming a community social media server.
Michael: Oh thats great!
Michael: I'm glad it keeps getting life! The more times we can recycle electronics, the better for everyone!
Spring: Once I get the SSL straightened out it will serve message board and chat and a digital library.
Michael: Like...a Sail the 7 Seas type of digital library? Or a media library specific to social media?
BOB Very nice
Michael: Wait, I don't want to know
Michael: lol
Spring: Hahaha. Legit digital copies of literature.
BOB Grins,
Spring: Some of it, ahem, revolutionary. But some of it practical application like agriculture and building things.
Michael: Whew okay. Not that being a Pirate isn't a cool life adventure in this game *cough* just don't tell me about it here
Spring: Hee!
BOB be right back but Spring they did take care of you for training
'TMO' connected
Michael: Spring, I have a Doc in Strategic Security. I'm on probably so many lists it's not even funny
Spring: The idea is if we lose internet to the rest of the world, we can connect in my county.
BOB You get to add 15 points to your thief skills, no more than 10 to any one thing
BOB and hello TMO
BOB and away
Spring: Aw thanks.
BOB whoooooosh
Spring: Hi TMO!
TMO: Hi!
Spring: Oooh I just thought of a logo. It's a poop emoji in an elevator car with the down arrow illuminated.
Michael: That's brilliant Spring. I'm setting up offline servers and snapshots of the internet like Wikipedia so that in internet failure, there are hard-wired access points. I'd like to do a large data-warehouse when I'm a millionare in a future that will never exist lol
Spring: Nice!
Spring: I did read an article about a town doing its own network by linking everybody's wifi together.
Michael: Is you county using WLAN system to connect to specific servers? Or are you using physical cabling?
Michael: LOL! I wasjust asking haha
Spring: As a town, absolutely nothing yet. I'm only just getting started.
'wyjyoon' connected
'wyjyoon' disconnected
'wyjyoon' connected
Spring: Or as a county either.
Spring: Nobody is paying attention to the poop on the down elevator.
Michael: Decentralized knowledge preservation is a good thing.Andpoop on the elevator is...huh
BOB Hey there Wendy
Spring: Hi WEndy!
Michael: Bob, doesyour library participate in preservation systems?
wyjyoon: Hi!
Michael: National Archives and the LDS historical archives are soem of the coolest "bunker" fallout type of knowledge preservation. I love that stuff.
Michael: Hi Wendy!
wyjyoon: Hi Michael!
wyjyoon: National Archives sounds cool
'Shislif' connected
BOB Welcome Sharif
Spring: Hi Sharif!
wyjyoon: Hey Sharif!
Spring: Making some Real Coffee.
wyjyoon: Ah, the fuel of sustenance some days
Sharif: Hello hello :)
Sharif: happy friday
wyjyoon: Much Needed Friday
Sharif: i agree :)
Spring: They are changing my schedule again at work, but I still get Friday off, so yay.
wyjyoon: Do they change your schedule very often? : 0
BOB Nice Spring
BOB Spring and Wendy you have met correct?
'Carissa' connected
Spring: I actually don't think so. I've been erratic.
Sharif: that's nice!
wyjyoon: I think maybe once?
BOB Hello Carissa and yes you did beat Lemon
wyjyoon: But briefly
Spring: Hi Carissa!
wyjyoon: Hi Carissa!
Sharif: don't beat Lemon!
Michael: Hey all! How's the gang doing! Carissa, Lemon, Sharif and CO. wha'ts up?
Sharif: hey hey :)
Sharif: goin to the jungle, gonna eat a lot of peaches
wyjyoon: Hello! It's been a week, but glad to be here!
Sharif: pretty excited
wyjyoon: Peaches, mm
wyjyoon: Sounds nice
Sharif: i agree :)
Michael: I love Peach cobler...
Sharif: yummy
Sharif: great idea
wyjyoon: I've never had peach cobbler, actually
wyjyoon: I need to try it now
Sharif: yes you must
Spring: Oh wow, you are in for a treat.
Sharif: with some ice cream preferably
Spring: Especially served warm with ice cream.
wyjyoon: That sounds amazing
wyjyoon: Is it like a pie?
wyjyoon: Sometimes you put ice cream on pie
wyjyoon: I think
Sharif: similar, like a cousin of pie
Spring: Very much like a pie only less firm.
TMO: AND! AND! AND.... it makes shoes!! It is AWESOME!
Michael: You can technically make whateverthe hell tastes good to you and call it desert. Peanut butter on Pie? Sure, Ice Cream and French Fries? I mean, not my cup of tea but I know a guy...
wyjyoon: I'll ask Lemon if she knows a place
Sharif: lol shoes
Spring: I suspect it was invented by people who didn't have time for fussy crusts.
Michael: lol
BOB Just wow TMO
wyjyoon: It makes shoes?
BOB Peach Cobbler for Wendy to see again
Sharif: but clearly we better run into some peaches in the jungle
Michael: Oh god. So...Cobbler is a shoe maker. Sorry abou that
Sharif: just sayin
Michael: TMO likes math and corny dad jokes ;)
Michael: And we wouldn't have it ANYother way!
wyjyoon: Ah, Cobbler the shoemaker
wyjyoon: Sometimes it takes me a minute to stop buffering
BOB smiles
wyjyoon: Prepare yourselves, I will buffer a lot when brain quits braining
Michael: So just a warning bob.I think I'm getting better, but I'll probably need to pass out about 8 or 9 if I'm pushing it. That's like 10-11? I think
BOB No worries
Spring: I know that feeling. Sympathizing.
Michael: They give me some strong stuff not gonna lie
Michael: Modern Medicine makes my life bearable at the moment haha
BOB everyone is gathering at the Seven Sirens to go head up into the mountains and try to deal with getting this one favor off of your list
Michael: Although, I suppose in the 1800's if you were in pain, they probably gave you enough opium/cocaine that you could'nt feel anything either
Spring: If you had the money for it.
Michael: You mean the favor where I dragged everyone into protecting me sorry ass bob?
Michael: :)
wyjyoon: I heard it was expensive
Shislif: oh also just got flu n covid vaccine double whammy, so just in case I start feeling it later, should be ok till tmrw at least though
'JtomTMO' connected
Michael: You know I hadn't really thought about it. I guess they maybe drank themselves into a Blackout as the next best substitution?
Spring: Crap, I still need to do that. Thanks for reminding.
TMO: I'm overdue as well. Will try to get it next week.
TMO: brb - getting my dinner plate
BOB Welcome JTom
Michael: My sister works with kids and got Covid again. I told her that if she gives it to me again, I will make her life a living hell
'Carissa' disconnected
Michael: Also hey there JTom!!!
wyjyoon: Fingers crossed I don't get anything from the kids at my school, oof
BOB Hmmm to Spring the idea of "I need to do that" right after driniing themselves into Blackout
Spring: My sister the teacher has had it 5 times now.
wyjyoon: I only have two more weeks
Michael: LOL BOB
Michael: jeeze
Michael: That made me laugh harder then it should have
Spring: I fear for Alzheimers for her.
Michael: Alzheimers is pretty terrible. Runs in my Grandmother on my Dad's side. We all are hoping it didn't get passed.
Spring: BOB I think I'll get the shots, go home, THEN drink to blackout. Which for me these days is 2 drinks
BOB smiles
Michael: I don't drink, but wouldn't you need tobe like drinking, IDK Wood Alchohol to get blackout with 2 drinks?
Sharif: was wondering if i should have a drink tonight or not
Sharif: probably not a great idea
Spring: Hi JTom! Sorry I missed your arrival
Michael: Not with the discussion of Blackouts....
Michael: Meanwhile, bob is sipping wine :)
wyjyoon: Hello, JTom! Apparently the discussion has veered into alcohol
BOB So JTom question for you - You had Lirt teach Rthuss how to cast spells, and he has one spell to use now. WHAT format did you teach him to store his spell in? Scrolls? pages in a book? pages paperclipped together? on the back of palm fronds? On sea shells? On lamb skin?
Michael: Tatooed on his forehead?
Spring: Oo can only use with mirror
wyjyoon: Or pools of water
Spring: nods
Spring: I bet you have to have leatherworking to tatoo it into a lamb's skin
'Carissa' connected
Sharif: sounds cool though
wyjyoon: It does sound pretty cool
BOB Oh man Spring, giving JTom the idea that Rothuss has to tatoo every spell onto his skin
Spring: Palm fronds sound pretty temporary.
Spring: Hee!
Michael: Hey, it's pretty cool right bob? Like tribal tatoo with prayers, spells, stuff?
BOB Welcome back Carissa
Spring: "Of course I can't wear bracers?!?! How will I see my spell?!?!"
Sharif: like Memento but magic
wyjyoon: At least those tattoos will be there for a reason
BOB NICE spring
Sharif: magic memento!
Michael: Just in case it needs to be said, not implying anything insensitive about Tribal tatoos, not the way I made that sound
BOB smiles Michael we are all good
Michael: Good
Michael: lol
BOB Also by the way next week there should be a huge update in FG
Spring: We presume an independent culture on the islands, could include tattooing as a cultural form or not.
BOB Yes to Tattoo being a thing in the Island Kingdoms but not full Maori
Michael: I didn't see the update notes bob. Is it a BIG update? or just stability fixes
Carissa: ok finally hello
BOB MANY changes
Michael: And shoot, I gotta go AFK for a minute or so
Michael: And thank you for the update. I'll boot it up early for updates
BOB Smiles with Carissa
wyjyoon: Hi Carissa! And temporarily bye Michael
Sharif: Oh Mel would get some tats for sure
Carissa: I turned my computer on TWO HOURS AGO so not sure why it chose now to be a PIA
BOB FG Updates come out on Tuesdays, then minor fixes during the rest of the week on one like this
Spring: It chose now because you are here.
Spring: Computers are mean.
wyjyoon: Technology works against humans sometimes
Carissa: lol
'Dru5232321' connected
wyjyoon: but I also do admit I am technologically challenged
BOB Hey there Ryan!
wyjyoon: Hello Ryan!
Carissa: hi ryan!
Sharif: hi Ryan
Spring: Hi Ryan!
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Hey howdy hey neighborinos
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Hello!
BOB It is always a night for quotes with Ryan and Sharif
Sharif: no pressure :)
BOB Are you up to speed Carissa?
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Not necessarily good quotes, or memorable ones, or work appropriate ones... but definitely there will be quotes.
BOB THERE WILL BE QUOTES
BOB For Lemon
Carissa: computer-wise, yes
BOB Excellent
BOB so you are all at the Seven Sirens
BOB Matty is back off of the ship, ready to go walk with you up into the mountains
BOB Vee is ready to go off into the jungles, she is struggling to leave her canoe behind
wyjyoon (Temperance): I actually forgot the canoe dilemma happened
Carissa: she will because maybe I misunderstood and we don't need it and/or we'll just figure it out when we get there
Matthias Crowtooth: Would you like a hand?
Matthias Crowtooth: starts clapping
Shislif (MeLange): she's got a real boner for the canoe
BOB The canoe would be maybe useful once you get up into the mountain rivers and lakes but getting it up there will be a pain
Vee Barlett: To cut off?
BOB That is why you have the mule
BOB LOL with Matty and Vee
Matthias Crowtooth: I mean, sure. If you want. I'll hold MeLange down if you want his
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (but we can make it the whole way with mule as far as we understand, right?)
Vee Barlett: Hmm, temptin' but he's good at rowin'
Rothuss Carder: We got any ship knowing people who can just make a canoe with their bare hands once we get up there?
Vee Barlett: Then again, strong as he is, maybe he can row with just one and still be better than y'all
Matthias Crowtooth: I heard it both ways. "When MeLange be a-rowing, this boat no going."
BOB Yes to the mule being able to make it the entire way that it stays alive
Temperance: Considering we're going off on this journey to prevent demise, I'm not sure we want anyone dying from blood loss before we begin.
MeLange: well I think I could but i rather not
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (then we stick with mule and if we need Vee will show off her new NWP)
Vee Barlett: That's why ya stop the bleeding with flour. Or fire.
Rothuss Carder: Or both, by stuffing toast into the wound
MeLange: geez! feel like that would be worse than cutting it off
Vee Barlett: Eh, we'll consider it for later. But no rush doin' it now.
Vee Barlett: Y'all ready to go? Soon we go, sooner we get back to the sea.
Matthias Crowtooth: If he dies, we could raise him and test if a necrocacy is a legitimate form of government.
Matthias Crowtooth: I'd vote for Zombie MeLange
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): ooc
Vee Barlett: Keep that idea for later, Matty. Might be a good one.
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Oops
MeLange: It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt Matthias
Matthias Crowtooth: fingers his stone dagger in worry
Temperance: pondering on whether if said experiment is worth defying laws of nature
Vee Barlett: New girl! Temp? Whoever you are that I only sorta know because Lirt likes ya, you know the way? You share a map with Lirt?
Rothuss Carder: I think that still sounds like Vee's fun and games.
Vee Barlett: Just 'cause sometimes there's hurt when I have fun don't mean it ain't fun.
User has gone AFK. (Spring)
Matthias Crowtooth: Just remember your safe words, I suppose.
Michael: Alright. I'm back. Getting into Character
Vee Barlett: Thems important.
Temperance: You mean the navigator? I shared as much as I knew.
MeLange: Probably a good idea
wyjyoon (Temperance): Through the woods and over a river, from what I can recall last
Vee Barlett: My first matey, yeah. She's good at readin'g maps. Sure she can read as well on land as on water. Right, Lirt?
Matthias Crowtooth: grips his dagger tightly
Vee Barlett: Alright! Any last things to do before we head out?
Vee Barlett: I'm sure Levi will catch up after her wakes from that drunk stooper.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): *stuper
Jericho: Vee, I won't lie, I'm nervous. The last time we did this with the words of the church...well, it turned otu well, but still
Lirtimya: Maps are maps, land or sea
Jericho: Is there anything I can do to...help at all?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): *stupor??
Vee Barlett: Lead the way, kid.
wyjyoon (Temperance): I think stupor?
MeLange: Don't worry Jericho, it doesn't help anyway
Carissa (Vee Barlett): spelling is hard and annoying
Jericho: Winces
BOB This is the first time the group has gone out without any help from the church
Carissa (Vee Barlett): what help did they offer with the goblins????
Shislif (MeLange): they were helping?
Jericho: Sigh. I don't read maps, and have only a vague idea of where we are going Vee
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): should I use my navigation or cartography skill? or both?
Jericho: I know i'm pretty useless here
Temperance: I believe your healing skills came in handy the last time?
Jericho: Lirt?....
BOB You had official church people this time only Jericho is the one assigned to the Temple of Orange Sunsets
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (roll everything you think!)
Lirtimya: [SKILL] Cartography [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20 = 9]
Lirtimya: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 14]
User is back. (Spring)
Jericho: And Vee, if you could lend me some of your quick wit and confidence on this journey, that would be nice too
Jericho: just saying
Jericho: Grins
Jericho: Grins
MeLange: don't give it to him Vee, he'll never return it
MeLange: pokes Jericho
Vee Barlett: Nah, wat's the point of lendin' it? Then ya can't learn to use it. Ya gotta pick it up on your own, but you'll get there.
Michael (Jericho): Hey bob, while I'm honored, I have an additional proficiency on my NWP (Investigation), I'll not roll that. Just a heads up
Ratbone Carder: tuning the lute
BOB smiles with Sharif and Carissa
Lirtimya: Examines the map, ready to point the group in the hopefully right direction
Vee Barlett: Got the mule, Melange? You like animals.
Jericho: Okay. Well, "teach" me this confidence stuff. I suck at that, and it looks like I'm the only one from the Church. At least you can all pin it on me if it goes bad
Jericho: What you got for us Lirt?
MeLange: oh right thanks Vee
BOB Upstream then hang a right into the deeper jungle, the Church of the Mist seems to be up and around a quirk in the streams
Vee Barlett: Temp's from the church, yeah? Not sure if it's this one...?
MeLange: [SKILL] Animal Lore [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 17]
Shislif (MeLange): dang it
Lirtimya: We just need to go upstream a bit, then go right after a bit
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol I feel like Melange is that five year who chases animals yelling, "I JUST WANNA BE FRIENDSS!!!!"" while they keep running away from him
BOB Temperance is from A church but not this Temple
Shislif (MeLange): lol accurate :)
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Temperance is from the Church of Asmodeus
BOB and full agree with Carissa and Sharif
wyjyoon (Temperance): The Church of whomst?
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Devil God
wyjyoon (Temperance): Ah
Carissa (Vee Barlett): A nunyobusiness nun.
MeLange to the mule: 'just relax ok? Sheeshj'
Vee Barlett: lends mule some of her animal empathy so it cooperates
Jericho: Uh....is the mule....talking to you or something MeLange?
Ratbone Carder: strummy strum strum, more tuning
Matthias Crowtooth: Is the mule saying how tasty they are?
Vee Barlett: I wonder if they got seahorses... not like, seahorses, but ya know, swimmin' ones that you can just take right on a river...
MeLange: Nah Jericho I just like talking to the animals, maybe they get some of it you know
BOB Hippocampus
MeLange: would be nice if they spoke back though
wyjyoon (Temperance): I don't know if rolling botany for feeding the mule would work
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (that's the word! I want one)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): roll whatever you want for flavor
BOB Paladins get a steed at high level.... rangers do not .....
Jericho: Well....Vee can talk to animals right?
Spring (Ratbone Carder): Nah that's where river beasts go to college
Jericho: She talked to the whale right?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): yeah because they'll just befriend one by now
Vee Barlett: That mule look aquatic? I think not.
Temperance: [SKILL] Botany [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 5]
Jericho: Huh.I didn't know you only did Sea Creatures
Jericho: But makes sense
Jericho: You like the Sea. This is not the Sea....clearly
wyjyoon (Temperance): Now does that apply to mule feed is the question
Jericho: I feel dumb
Jericho: Anyways
Ratbone Carder: (singing) A mer-horse is scarier than Krampus
Vee Barlett: Animals speak lots o' languages. I ain't learned all the common dialects. Yet.
Jericho: interested
Jericho: How many sea dialects are there?
Ratbone Carder: (sininging) Gods save me from a hippocampus
Vee Barlett: shrugs
Vee Barlett: I know the common one. I ain't explored deep enough to discover them all.
Ratbone Carder: shaking head
Ratbone Carder: That's terrible
Rothuss Carder: Nice improv.
Ratbone Carder: strummy strum srum
Jericho: Oh, so like how our islands have different dialects, the sea dialects are based on how deep you can go?
Jericho: That's interesting
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 4]
Vee Barlett: keeping an eye out as they travel
BOB So you have the Items you can pick from the lists, for food, equipment etc
Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 18]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (...are we not on the road and equipped already?)
wyjyoon (Temperance): Welp, I tried lol
Jericho: I'm trying to get the site open too. I'ts just hard with my setup. just give me a sec
Michael (Jericho): I'm trying to get the site open too. I'ts just hard with my setup. just give me a sec
BOB I am good with that Carissa
BOB I am just making sure everyone picks what they want to buy before they leave
Carissa (Vee Barlett): unless anyone didn't restock that wanted to?
BOB I am treating this as talking in the bar and moving up the road into the hills
Carissa (Vee Barlett): ok good to know
wyjyoon (Temperance): From what I can recall, we bought a mule?
BOB which brings us to the idea that Ratbone and Rothuss are approaching the area where they came ffrom
Carissa (Vee Barlett): got a mule, but also nice to have torches, flint, rations, all that
BOB Yes you have a mule
Carissa (Vee Barlett): which is an adventure pack
TMO (Rothuss Carder): and dreading every mile of it!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): as long as some of us have at least torches that helps
wyjyoon (Temperance): Ah, and how much coin would that take?
MeLange: tries to pet the mule
Michael (Jericho): fainlly got the web open. Party pack?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): 7 gp - tell Levi he owes you in return for teaching him
Levi Reed: Advanced Effect ['Punching;BSTR: 0;'] -> [to Levi Reed] [by Punching]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): We have party pack funds, too, but that dude is frugal, weasel it out of him :P
wyjyoon (Temperance): Um, can I do that?
Rothuss Carder: Advanced Effect ['Torch;LIGHT: 10/15 torch;Torch'] -> [to Rothuss Carder] [by Torch]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (open items and drag adventure pack to your character)
BOB grins
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (I'll note it's from the party pack until you convince Levi to pay for it)
TMO (Rothuss Carder): I'm not sure offhand how to use the party sheet (and we probably don't want me to be the main person on a regular basis anyways), but it is pulling from all PCs' Inventory? If so, we have 1 week of rations for one person.
Michael (Jericho): Also, I think i'm looking atthe wrong thing. I'm looking at inventory?
Michael (Jericho): Or am I misunderstanding the interface
wyjyoon (Temperance): I mean, it does fit Temperance to want something in return for the teaching
Michael (Jericho): I'm an idiot. NM
TMO (Rothuss Carder): AH, no, that's 7 days in the parcel. Across the party we have 28 days of food. We might want more for a group this size.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (only thing I'm keeping track of is party funds and what my characters has - anything else is too much)
'Rothuss Carder' is at 'Light' encumbrance. Movebase now 9.
'Rothuss Carder' is at 'Normal' encumbrance. Movebase now 12.
'Rothuss Carder' is at 'Light' encumbrance. Movebase now 9.
Michael (Jericho): We have an Art ojbect that says [1000] GP. We should be paying attention to sell that kind of stuff. Would have helped pay for traniing
wyjyoon (Temperance): I have no idea what I should be keeping track of
<font color="#000000">Rothuss Carder spent 5 GP on 10 days rations
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (just your character, Wendy)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (go ahead and buy the adventure pack if yuo want)
Michael (Jericho): No worries Wendy, I'm sometimes thrown off too. You are doing great :)
Shislif (MeLange): we all need to spend 5 gp for 10 day rations i assume?
Michael (Jericho): Ah, that's "Buy"not you "have"
BOB Buy now pay later
BOB The Church's interest rate is just heavenly
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (only items we have left to sell that I know of is the one bottle of 5 year old rum)
wyjyoon (Temperance): Alright, um. How do I do that again?
Michael (Jericho): God, you really are leaning into Student Loans. You offering 8.1 percent interest too? Want a kidney while you are at it bob????
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (Records -> Items -> Adventure Pack drag to your sheet)
<font color="#000000">MeLange spent 5 GP on 10 days rations
'Jericho' is at 'Light' encumbrance. Movebase now 9.
BOB Your kidneys are shot Michael, you need to bring me a new fresh one
Carissa (Vee Barlett): I'll give you my right one for free
TMO (Rothuss Carder): Open up the Items sheet, search for Rations. Pull the ration you want to your inventory, change the count to 10 (or whatever), and then pay for it down below (purchase button in your money section)
Michael (Jericho): Actually, for some reason, my kidneys are holding up better then the rest of me. Beats the hell out of me
Shislif (MeLange): i think i did it
Michael (Jericho): Does it have to be MY kidney bob? I can bring you a fresh one...I know a guy...
BOB Yes thank you everyone for helping each other out on this, the goal is to have this be your own adventure to go out and get what the church wants and also keep what ever else you find for your selves
Shislif (MeLange): are the rations and adventure packs different?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (adventure pack has rations in it and other stuff)
Jericho: Bob, can I assume I already have the Priest Starter Bundle? Not sure how DEEP into this we are going right now
Shislif (MeLange): awesome thanks
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (like torches and all, but Vee has some so not everyone probably sneeds it)
BOB You can always look at the Party Sheet to see what the group has
Michael (Jericho): Bob, can I assume I already have the Priest Starter Bundle? Not sure how DEEP into this we are going right now
BOB YOu can add that yes Michael
Shislif (MeLange): oh only 7 days rations though
Shislif (MeLange): 5 torches nice
'Jericho' is at 'Moderate' encumbrance. Movebase now 6.
wyjyoon (Temperance): Do I also need the Priest starter bundle? Or is that only for specific leveled priests?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): yes you do
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (it has holy symbol in it)
Shislif (MeLange): so we can buy stuff right now?
wyjyoon (Temperance): Roger
Shislif (MeLange): nice
TMO (Rothuss Carder): The Party sheet doesn't seem to update after you buy something though. Rothuss' rations aren't being added to it.
Vee Barlett: (bob has to update it)
The date is Ced____tre, 13th Fey (Winter), 587 SGR
Young Moon's phase is Last Quarter
Old Moon's phase is Morning Crescent
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (or hit refresh or something - we discovered this before with it not updating gold either)
The time is 8:00 AM
The date is Ced____de, 4th Sow (Late Spring), 587 SGR
Young Moon's phase is Waxing Gibbous
Old Moon's phase is Waning Gibbous
BOB The last thing for everyone to deal with
TMO (Rothuss Carder): Thx Carissa - I never messed with it much before, sorry.
BOB You passed New Years while training
TMO (Rothuss Carder): because I'm a terrible person. ;)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (oh no worries, it was something we discovered earlier and why I decided to use website instead of the sheet)
BOB so some people might have had a birthday
wyjyoon (Temperance): Thanks for the help here too! I'm rying to figure out everything, I promise
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (it's good for items when we think to refresh it, but we go through gold too fast to keep up with it)
TMO (Rothuss Carder): if anyone needs me to, I can get on to Discord call and share my screen to help walk though things
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (among other reasons I dislike it)
<font color="#000000">MeLange spent 3 GP on 3 Rations, Dry, 1 day
BOB and yes to Carissa and that is part of the update coming, once the main program updates, the extension can be updated
'Ratbone Carder' is at 'Moderate' encumbrance. Movebase now 6.
'Ratbone Carder' is at 'Heavy' encumbrance. Movebase now 4.
'Ratbone Carder' is at 'Severe' encumbrance. Movebase now 1.
'Ratbone Carder' is at 'MAX' encumbrance. Movebase now 1.
Michael (Jericho): Im writing down supplementary data in my notes to make sure I "pay up"
Michael (Jericho): Just in case
Michael (Jericho): for myself, not others
Michael (Jericho): just remember you can write down helpful notes in game
'Ratbone Carder' is at 'Severe' encumbrance. Movebase now 1.
<font color="#000000">Ratbone Carder spent 7 GP on
wyjyoon (Temperance): That's a good idea Michael
BOB My hope is you have some money before you leave, but owe two favors and on your trip you find treasure to be able to pay for things in the future
Michael (Jericho): Haha. Bob. If you look at my notes, I have "Tangible asset Debts" and "Non-tangible asset Debts"
<font color="#000000">Matthias Crowtooth spent on 3 Rations, dusty
Michael (Jericho): For money debts, and "Favors" lol
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (it'd be nice to have money and for Vee to stop being a suck up and giving things away :P)
BOB smiles with Ryan
Michael (Jericho): You'd think i was bookkeeping
BOB I put the mule on the Combat tracker for you
BOB as friendly
Carissa (Vee Barlett): P.S. guys don't forget things will try to kill it
BOB Melange is not going to
BOB Rothuss might
Michael (Jericho): I have a level 2 spell I hope to use to help keep it alive
wyjyoon (Temperance): I do remember someone saying we'd have to throw it as bait, if worse comes to worse
Michael (Jericho): I'm not carying shit
wyjyoon (Temperance): LOL Bob
Michael (Jericho): lol
Shislif (MeLange): lol
Carissa (Vee Barlett): sadly only Melange is strong enough to throw is and I don't think he'll do that for bait, lol
TMO (Rothuss Carder): How goat-like is this mule's attitude?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): mules are nicer than goats
Carissa (Vee Barlett): donkeys live up to their name of being asses
TMO (Rothuss Carder): so are bull elephants
BOB JTom did you come up with an idea for Rothuss' spells?
Shislif (MeLange): you never know, he might just do it nicely
Shislif (MeLange): like crying while he does it
Carissa (Vee Barlett): yeah but elephants aren't livestock most deal with :P
BOB giving everyone anothe rmoment then we head up into the mountains
BOB with what is on the sheets
Shislif (MeLange): think a belt pouch would be useful?
Spring (Ratbone Carder): I can't convert GP to SP.
Vee Barlett: packs tissues for Melange... just in case....x
BOB you can also add stuff from your sheets to the mule
BOB brb
Shislif (MeLange): lol
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): If I was assigned homework it got lost in transit Bob
Spring (Ratbone Carder): AUGH so frustrating
Shislif (MeLange): oh do we have rope?
Shislif (MeLange): ohhh you can buy a camel for 50 gp
TMO (Rothuss Carder): Spring - there's a Convert Currency button on the right of you inventory money section
Carissa (Vee Barlett): if someone wants to bring more rope, that's good
Shislif (MeLange): ohhh hunting dog
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Levi has some? He was maybe supposed to give to Melange? Or did not give to him....?
Shislif (MeLange): a cat is just 1 sp?
Spring (Ratbone Carder): Yes but it doesnt include ALL types of currency. I don't need to convert gold to gold.
Shislif (MeLange): so Mel buys a cat will it just follow us on journey?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Nah, not worth it. The Cat Distribution System will find us soon enough.
TMO (Rothuss Carder): My convert has two dropdowns for coin types
Shislif (MeLange): lol what's that?
TMO (Rothuss Carder): so I would pick GP to SP, or something
Spring (Ratbone Carder): The TO doesnt include SPx
Shislif (MeLange): The CDS at it again :)
BOB Cat Distribution Center is an amazing pun for Carissa
Spring (Ratbone Carder): I can't even. I don't care if i eat
TMO (Rothuss Carder): the dropdown only shows 4 items, SP is #5, scroll the list down
Shislif (MeLange): Feel like that has some backstory to it :)
BOB and for JTom, you get to decide how Rothuss has his first spell inscribed, on palm leaves, on shells, on paper, on sheep skin, etc
Spring (Ratbone Carder): I scrolled it as far as it would go. I'm done.
TMO (Rothuss Carder): the scroll bar may not show up well on your interface
TMO (Rothuss Carder): ok, sorry
Spring (Ratbone Carder): So much bollocks
Shislif (MeLange): what's a Capon?
Spring (Ratbone Carder): Isn't that like a tender young chicken?
BOB And I am mildly surprised no one took control of the Party Mule Player Character
Shislif (MeLange): oh yea? you guys wanna get some capons for the trip?
Ratbone Carder: [SKILL] Detect Noise [PERCENT:Detect Noise] (vs. Target 25) [FAILURE by 21] [d100 = 46]
BOB It is on the Combat Tracker for someone to take
Spring (Ratbone Carder): I would have had I known that was an option
Carissa (Vee Barlett): no thanks
wyjyoon (Temperance): What's that?
Shislif (MeLange): apparently a little chicken
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Menu -> Combat Tracker
wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh
Carissa (Vee Barlett): we use that when we have combat
BOB So last goodbyes at the bar
Shislif (MeLange): Camel's the most expensive animal on there, interesting
BOB heading up the road
Party Mule: Screeeeeechh
Vee Barlett: Mules screech?
Vee Barlett: winces
Rothuss Carder: Fear not, faithful fans! Ratbone and Rothuss will return soon!
MeLange: whoa there lil lady!
BOB YEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAhhhhhh
Spring (Party Mule): I didn't want to play to sterotypes
MeLange: tries to pet the mule
Vee Barlett: curses under her breath
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (lol)
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Did.... BOB just have a stroke?
BOB LOL
Vee Barlett: Already hatin' this land trip...
Party Mule: givles MeLange the side eye
Shislif (MeLange): lol
wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol
Carissa (Vee Barlett): I read that as Parry Mule
Carissa (Vee Barlett): can we call him parry
MeLange: oh don't look at me that way
BOB going up the road
Vee Barlett: Temp got him some... grass? Maybe try feedin' it to 'em?
TMO (Rothuss Carder): "A Mule??" *puts on hat* "PERRY THE MULE!?!?"
Parry Mule: sniffs and snorts
BOB from the coast up to the Temple
Vee Barlett: Make friends with it.
Shislif (MeLange): perfect name
'Lemon' connected
Matthias Crowtooth: Rather make steaks with it
BOB Last stop at the temple to pick up Levi who has been praying
BOB Welcome Lemon
Shislif (MeLange): hi Lemon!
Spring (Parry the Mule): Hi Lemon!
wyjyoon (Temperance): Hey Lemon!
Shislif (MeLange): brb
Jericho: Come on Levi! Let's see what trouble we get into this time
Carissa (Vee Barlett): you spelled partying wrong
User has gone AFK. (Shislif)
Jericho: Smiles
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Greetings to the most lemony citrus of them all
Michael (Jericho): and hi Lemon :)
TMO (Rothuss Carder): *cue theme song*
Carissa (Vee Barlett): orange we glad to see you!
Lemon (Levi Reed): I don't think Levi has actually been praying, sorry
Lemon (Levi Reed): But hi everyone!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): As I said, he spelled partying wrong
Lemon (Levi Reed): And yes, Carissa got it
TMO (Rothuss Carder): praying we'd forget to come get him?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): nah, he's going in the jungle - he WANTS to go this time
Lemon (Levi Reed): No way, Levi is psyched for the jungle
Lemon (Levi Reed): So much use for machetes!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): machetes! slashing things! skill use! machetes!
Lemon (Levi Reed): Although also monkeys so it's a toss up
Carissa (Vee Barlett): we're in his territory now
wyjyoon (Temperance): He has two, from what I can recall
wyjyoon (Temperance): Machetes, not monkeys
Carissa (Vee Barlett): shhh don't tell him about the two monkeys, Vee's playing a prank on him
BOB SO leaving the Temple and heading up into the jungles
Effect ['Torch;LIGHT: 10/15 torch;Torch'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Rothuss Carder]
<font color="#000000">[0:0/0/0/587] Demitrius' Birthday
<font color="#000000">[0:0/17/12/586] Shur's Birthday
<font color="#000000">[0:0/22/1/587] Johan's Birthday
<font color="#000000">[0:0/0/0/587] Asamo's Birthday
The date is Ced____de, 4th Sow (Late Spring), 587 SGR
Young Moon's phase is Waxing Gibbous
Old Moon's phase is Waning Gibbous
The time is 10:00 AM
Vee Barlett: smacks Levi on the back
Vee Barlett: Still hung over?
Rothuss Carder: drops back to walk beside Ratbone for a bit
Rothuss Carder -> Ratbone Carder: I'm sure it's been long enough, right?
Levi Reed: I'm never hung over
Ratbone Carder -> Rothuss Carder: Long enough for what?
Levi Reed: Hair of the dog!
BOB Four and a half months for Rothuss and Ratbone
Carissa (Vee Barlett): P.S. Levi spent 7 gold on an adventure pack for Temperance in return for her teaching him botany
Lemon (Levi Reed): Sounds good
Vee Barlett: Barely got any on yuor chest. You need to drink more.
Lemon (Levi Reed): Did someone steal it from me or should I enter that now?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (lol see?? easy!)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): enter it please if you agree
wyjyoon (Temperance): Yay!
Lemon (Levi Reed): The hair genes run in the family. I'd rather not look like a monkey, thanks anyway
Levi Reed: The hair genes run in the family. I'd rather not look like a monkey, thanks anyway
Rothuss Carder -> Ratbone Carder: Oh yeah, definitely long enough. We could've gone back long ago if we hadn't hooked up with this group.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): I told her Levi was frugal and needs to spend his money so he can buy the pack, lol
Parry the Mule: tossing head and braying
Vee Barlett: ....you don't think ya already do?
<font color="#000000">Levi Reed spent 7 GP on buying Temperance.... 's botany skills
Ratbone Carder -> Rothuss Carder: Yeah we COULD. You know theres no way we are forgiven yet
Jericho: He doesn't look like a monkey?
Jericho: Confused
Levi Reed: Debatable I suppose
Vee Barlett: Ya ever seen a monkey? He sure looks like one to me.
MeLange: seems offensive maybe
Rothuss Carder -> Ratbone Carder: Pfft! Why not?
Jericho: Looks at himself.
Temperance: blinks in half bemusement and amusement at the topic of conversation
Jericho: Well...I've never seen him throw his own shit at people
Jericho: You?
Vee Barlett: Well there WAS that one time....
Jericho: NO!
Jericho: Looks scandelized
Vee Barlett: grins
Ratbone Carder -> Rothuss Carder: Oh yeah Mums will have forgiven her perfect widdle man but no way is Da over it yet. Or Grams
Jericho: Looks at Levi.
Vee Barlett: Don't duobt what he has or hasn't done, bud.
MeLange: haven't we all, at one or point or another, thrown our poop at a person?
Jericho: You didn't? Did you/
Jericho: Looks at MeLange.
MeLange: let the person who is poop free throw the first poop, i say
Jericho: No MeLange, I've never thrown my own feces at someone
Vee Barlett: Thinkin' he was thinkin' the same when he tried to fight them monkeys.
MeLange smiles at Jericho
Matthias Crowtooth: looks around for poop to throw at MeLange
Jericho: .........
Jericho: It's been what, a couple hours, and we've already turned to fligning our droppings as conversational starters......I love it
Levi Reed: Hey, eye for an eye, poop for a poop
Jericho: Snickers
Jericho: but chokes it off
Rothuss Carder -> Ratbone Carder: Really? You think so? I don't know why they all got so upset, anyways. WE didn't do it, after all. It was the others.
Vee Barlett: And we ain't even drunk yet. Well, most of us.
MeLange: looks at Levi
Levi Reed: I'm not drunk, just had enough to stave off the hangover
Jericho: Yeah, the last couple months I tried to brew you guys something special for the road, but uh...well...I need more practicewhen I add the berries. I spoiled the batch
Jericho: Sourly
Lirtimya: Just watching the map, carefully keeping them on track
Levi Reed: I'm as clear headed as I ever get
Temperance: You might want to clean your hands afterwards, feces could cause unnecessary illness
Jericho: I made it extra strong for you too
Jericho: Sighs
Vee Barlett: How do you spoil alchohol....? Ain't it just... more alcoholic?
Levi Reed: Explains why those monkeys are so disgusting
Jericho: Ponders.....
Jericho: Well
MeLange: Well well
Ratbone Carder -> Rothuss Carder: And you know I can do no right. I'll be on the bad kids list when hell freezes over.
Temperance: moves in pace besides Lirtimya, attempting to assist when necessary
Jericho: I still have it if you want it. Only a small flask on me, I was trying to taste what went wrong
Jericho: Shrugs
Rothuss Carder: If this is how you all behave on land trips, let's aim for more boat trips. You're less disgusting surrounded by sea water.
Shislif (MeLange): I'm assuming Mel is still 17 18 here lol
Jericho: You can have it if you want. I disposed of the rest
Vee Barlett: Ain't ever gonna disagree with that, Rothuss!
BOB As you go uphill from the Temple you are on the same track as you followed for the Chubacabra....... you can head a bit west and avoid that area but head into where Rothuss and Ratbone came from, or you can veer east into unknown jungle
Vee Barlett: Or at least that we should stick to water.
BOB Yes to Sharif, please pick a birthday so we know how old everyone is
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (Levi! Use your land skills!)
Levi Reed: Look, that was years ago man. We all grow and change
Jericho: Passes a small flask to Vee
Levi Reed: Except for monkeys
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20 = 7]
Jericho: I tell you though, it don't taste right
Shislif (MeLange): ugh fine
Jericho: I need to work on the batch again
Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 18]
Shislif (MeLange): i just meant to say he's still childish
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 6]
Vee Barlett: Which way, Levi?
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Direction Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 4]
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Ranger Tracking [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 13]
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Trail Marking [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 12] [d20 = 2]
Vee Barlett: It all looks the same. Green, green, gross....
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Botany [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 7] [d20 = 20]
MeLange: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 2]
Michael (Jericho): Thank god we have these people with us. Holy shit
Temperance: [SKILL] Botany [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 19]
wyjyoon (Temperance): Welp, I tried
Lirtimya: [SKILL] Distance Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 3]
Rothuss Carder -> Ratbone Carder: Hey, you're by far Grams' favorite, you know? All those personal music lessons weren't just for family honor. She's just a nasty, cranky old lady when she's feeling poorly.
MeLange: Didn't we already go that way for the Chuba?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol no one knows the plants but at least we can figure out a path
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Ranger Tracking [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 12]
Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Cooking [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 10]
Matthias Crowtooth: I think I can make some stew with them.
Lirtimya: [SKILL] Weather Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 12] [d20 = 1]
MeLange: [SKILL] Animal Lore [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 12]
-> Levi Reed: Do you want to lead them towards where Rothuss and Ratbone came from? or away from there and into the jungle?
Levi Reed: I think jungle
-> Levi Reed: ok
BOB So heading deeper into the jungle
Ratbone Carder -> Rothuss Carder: Well okay that's true. But when she's disappointed ... And she's REALLY disappointed
BOB you go past the place where you veered west and into the goblin caves
Spring (Ratbone Carder): I don't see where you put a birthday
BOB Levi marks that path now
Jericho: Rememberthat place Vee? Seems like.....well
BOB You can put it in your notes Spring
Vee Barlett: What?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (notes or website)
BOB and remember what day so you know how old you are
Jericho: As cliche as it sounds, it feels like a lifetime ago
Jericho: Shrugs
Rothuss Carder -> Ratbone Carder: I'm sure she's over it. But if you want, we can try to steer clear a while longer.
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): (When is Vee's birthday?)
BOB Levi leads you up into the hills, deeper into the jungle
Vee Barlett: Only a few months.
Jericho: Oh, and were good with weapons, and I vomited all over the ground.
The time is 2:00 PM
Jericho: Not proud of it, but
Ratbone Carder -> Rothuss Carder: Tell ya what. You write her a letter and see.
Jericho: Well, I don't vomit that much now
Carissa (Vee Barlett): SeeOhmDe
Jericho: Small steps right?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): As long as most of 'em are forward, yeah.
Vee Barlett: As long as most of 'em are forward, yeah.
Levi Reed: I'm sorry what?
Levi Reed: Ohhh, now I remember
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (aka 9-9-569)
Jericho: Oh, Levi, I was just reminded of the old cave. You guys were brave, and I was sick at the sight of blood
Levi Reed: Yeah, you were a rube
Jericho: Rolls eyes
Jericho: You know, some might find offense at that
Jericho: Shrugs
MeLange: haha yea i remember that
Jericho: But I know you so eh
Jericho: Par the course
Rothuss Carder -> Ratbone Carder: Ugh! And say what? "Dearest Grams, are the village idiots still wanting to lynch us for their stupidity? Love and kisses, your grandkids in hiding for their lives"
MeLange: par the course?
Levi Reed: I said were
Levi Reed: That's a compliment
Jericho: picked it up from Vee
MeLange: it's true he did
Jericho: right Vee? Par teh course,
Vee Barlett: Party?
Jericho: ship term for following along course
Ratbone Carder -> Rothuss Carder: Yeah that sounds like a good start
Levi Reed: If I said ARE, then that's an insult
Jericho: Snorts at Levi. "Thanks Levi"
Jericho: Smiles
Vee Barlett: We're on land....
MeLange: doesn't make any sense. What's the course? Why would we par it?
Jericho: Smiles
Jericho: ........
BOB quote
Jericho: Look it's just means.....forget about it
Parry the Mule: stomps and flings head back and forth
Rothuss Carder -> Ratbone Carder: Maybe we can get someone here to deliver it for us.
MeLange: oh it means forget about it?
MeLange: Ok I getchya
Vee Barlett: And we ya choose the deeper path Lev? It's all... jungle-y here.
Jericho: No! I.......okay
Jericho: Defeated
Levi Reed: Someone want to talk to Parry here and see if he's ok?
MeLange: hey hey Jericho
MeLange: Par the course man
Matthias Crowtooth: watches in amusement
Carissa (Vee Barlett): LOL
Jericho: I can burn a spell to talk to him Levi, but maybe not right away?
Levi Reed: Yeah, there's a lot of good stuff in the jungle though Vee
Jericho: Looks at MeLange
Vee Barlett: Just lead him along, Melange. He got a good handle on 'em.
Levi Reed: Plus we gotta go through jungle to get to that temple, right Temperance?
Jericho: Sighs
Jericho: I got nothing MeLange
Jericho: Par the course man
MeLange: ok ok I'm trying my best
Lemon (Levi Reed): afk to get food
MeLange smiles
User has gone AFK. (Lemon)
Temperance: From what I know, yes
Vee Barlett: Yeah but you're MAKING a path? That just seems dumb. A good way to get lost, yeah?
MeLange: continues to lead Parry best he can
Jericho: Hesitates. "Should we take a moment to reorient Vee?"
BOB Vee can make an intuition check
Levi Reed: I've been making paths in the jungle for YEARS
User has gone AFK. (Lemon)
Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 17]
Jericho: Skeptical
Vee Barlett: confused by all the greenier and solid land
BOB Vee trusts Levi
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (she's an idiot sometimes so probably does, yes)
BOB So you know you are all doomed
Jericho: You have Levi? I thought you were big on Water, not land
Carissa (Vee Barlett): LOL
Shislif (MeLange): lol
Jericho: Why don't we just take a moment?
Jericho: No real rush. Just a second to reorient
Vee Barlett: A moment for what?
Vee Barlett: Let 'em keep slashin' away. Can't throw him off his groove.
MeLange: yea the sun won't be up forever
Temperance: Considering that moment might depend whether we live or die, I'm not too sure
Vee Barlett: Gods, I ever tell y'all how much I hate the jungle?
Jericho: Deer caught in headlight look, as if debating what they think he means, versus what he said
Rothuss Carder: I wonder if Uncle Rapports is in town?
Jericho: It would take a minute at most to just check the map....right?
Vee Barlett: Is town nearby?
Vee Barlett: Fine, fine. If it hushs you up. Lirt, look at the map?
Temperance: If you'd like to see it, it is in the hands of the navigator.
Lirtimya: [SKILL] Cartography [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 7]
MeLange: fair probably a good idea
MeLange: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 9]
-> Temperance: The Church in the Mists is a place that people talk about but few ever visit so Temperance is unsure exactly where it is and how to get there
Temperance: Like I said, I shared everything I know.
Jericho: hushes? Oh come on, that's low even for you. We all make mistakes, and I make a ton trust me
MeLange keeps an eye on the surrounding while they check the map
TMO (Rothuss Carder): (oocly that was intentionally public, ICly he was still intending to whisper to Ratbone, but accidentally spoke too loud)
TMO (Rothuss Carder): because that's a thing that happens in groups. ;)
Vee Barlett: I just ain't patient. And ya wanna be patient.
BOB smiles
Jericho: Ponders
Jericho: Yep, sounds about right
Ratbone Carder: shrugs at Rothuss
Jericho: Well we can always meet in the middle.
Jericho: Thinks
Jericho: Okay, we can sometimes meet in the middle
Jericho: Mostly when you are calling the shots
Jericho: I admit when I'm out of my league
-> Lirtimya: You are up past any towns, into the jungle now
Temperance: That makes sense as to why there was so little information about it. Thanks for clarifying!
Vee Barlett: If Levi wants to slow, he can slow, but this is his territory so if he says keep goin' we keep goin', yeah?
MeLange: Jericho you know you're gonna have to go all the way to her right?
Vee Barlett: I prefer my left.
Jericho: Wait. this sounds like a trap
Vee Barlett: It's my better stabbin' hand.
Lirtimya: The only towns I see on here are behind us
Jericho: I'm not touching this conversation with a pole
Jericho: Change the subject
Shislif (MeLange): lol
Matthias Crowtooth: I kind of like the subject.
MeLange laughs
Matthias Crowtooth: Tell me more about your stabbing hand, Vee.
Jericho: So far, we've covered feces, course parring, and now Vee's stabbing hand. I'm out
MeLange: everybody knows once starts talking shanks she don't stop
Jericho: I'm playing the quiet game
Matthias Crowtooth: Gods be praised.
Vee Barlett: Well, ya see, I stab better with my left. Easier to twist, yeah? Right one? I can, but it ain't as clean a stab.
Jericho: Mine aint
Jericho: Mutters
MeLange: well you're play terribly Jericho
Matthias Crowtooth: Oh, that was a quick game.
Jericho: Fuck off
Rothuss Carder: do we know how close to home village we're getting? Just vaguely close, quite close, or going thru it?
Shislif (MeLange): lol
Vee Barlett: laughs
MeLange: quiet game Jericho
Vee Barlett: Didn't know ya knew that work!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): *word
Levi Reed: We don't need towns, we need the temple in the mist or whatever
Michael (Jericho): (Ah, sorry, gonna try moderating myself a little better. Dealt with lots of techs today. All swear like sailors. Jeeze)
Shislif (MeLange): lol all good I'm fine
-> Rothuss Carder: You are roughly parallel now, if you just go another hour or so into the jungle you will be farther into the mountains
Vee Barlett: It's like, what, two days? I'd like a town for the night, yeah? If one is nearby.
Vee Barlett: Don't you dare make me camp out here, Levi, or ya ain't ever invited back to Osterhold.
MeLange: hmm temple in the mist? sounds romantic
Temperance: In what sense?
Rothuss Carder -> Ratbone Carder: Looks like we're going past the place anyways. Maybe we can come up with something for the way back.
MeLange: probably the mist part
BOB You know from Temperance and Lirtimya that you need to go about a day and two or three hours to get to the Temple of the Mists
Ratbone Carder -> Rothuss Carder: Yeah maybe so
BOB so you can either camp and get there in the morning or push through the night
MeLange: guess it depends on the temple too though, maybe it's a romantic temple? never know
Levi Reed: I mean, if you want to backtrack and go sleep in a bed fine, but then we're just making the same journey tomorrow
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (Vee will vote camping)
Rothuss Carder: I think we can push on for a little bit longer. I'm not tired, any of you?
Vee Barlett: Gross.
Jericho: ....
Matthias Crowtooth: I'm a little tired from watching Vee carry her canoe, but I am okay to carry on.
MeLange: are thinking there may be trouble at this temple?
BOB 'no canoe
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (she doesn't have it, sadly)
Jericho: I don't know about Jungles. I'm not tired per say, but maybe camping wouldn't be a bad idea?
Levi Reed: No more than usual
Shislif (MeLange): ugh my typing is off
Vee Barlett: Nah, I ain't walkin' through a jungle at night. You know what could be out there?
Michael (Jericho): Mine too
Levi Reed: Temples are always trouble of some kind
Matthias Crowtooth: I'm a little tired from watching Vee carry her massive ego, but I'm okay to carry on.
Jericho: My guess is bad stuff
Matthias Crowtooth: (better?)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (LOL)
BOB lol
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): ooc
Jericho: So, no need to guess
Vee Barlett: elbows Matty but smiles
MeLange: good point jungle at night can be a scary place
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (second failed attempt at OOC for Ryan)
MeLange: that what I heard anyway
Levi Reed: Only the first half, when things are waking up and hunting
MeLange: when all the creepy crawleys come out and the predators
Levi Reed: After that, everything is pretty chill
Vee Barlett: Can't even see the stars proper to navigate. Sail through the night? Great! But cut through a jungle? No thank you.
Jericho: Yeah Levi,...that didn't help
Rothuss Carder: Whatever you all want, I guess.
Levi Reed: We clear a spot for a decent fire and we're fine. Most jungle creatures aren't stupid enough to come near fire
MeLange: Hey if there's no rush let's camp for the night and show up fresh
Levi Reed: We PROBABLY should watch out for that chupacabra though
Vee Barlett: We take watches then, yeah?
Rothuss Carder: home village isn't actually in the jungle, right? that would seem a silly place to raise goats to me.
Levi Reed: Oh yeah, for sure
MeLange: I could do a watch
-> Rothuss Carder: Correct
Jericho: I'll do watch first
Vee Barlett: No drinkin' on 'em, though.
Rothuss Carder: phew
Vee Barlett: Well, no gettin' drunk.
MeLange: ohhh I'll do watch with Jericho
Jericho: Nods
Vee Barlett: nods
Vee Barlett: You two have fun.
Levi Reed: I'll take middle. I wake up in the middle of the night half the time anyway
Jericho: Thanks MeLange
MeLange nods
Jericho: Before I go to bed though, I want to try talking to our Mule
Vee Barlett: I'll take last. Mornin' is nice sometimes.
MeLange: No problem Jeri
Rothuss Carder: I'm up for a watch as well. Ratbone, how are you feeling? You should probably get some rest tonight. This is a lot of exertion after being sick.
Jericho: Never spoke to an animal before
Jericho: Jeri?
Lirtimya: I'll either take last or first
MeLange: yea it's like a cute nickname for you
Jericho: ........
Jericho: Don't ever use it again
MeLange: Jericho can be so formal sometimes
Jericho: Sighs
Levi Reed: Maybe call him Cho
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (For Wendy, Watches means only some characters are awake. In dangerous areas, we'll have potential encounters. In less dangerous areas, it's a good chance for your character to RP with who you want)
MeLange: You can call me Mel ifyou like
MeLange: Mel and Jeri, Jeri and Mel, I think it works
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (Spellcasters generally go first or last watch as they need full night sleep to regain spells BUT if you haven't spent any spells, you can do second watch)
Jericho: Ok, YOU can call me that. I do call you Mel sometimes, soprobably fair
MeLange: Oh Cho is pretty cool Levi good one
Vee Barlett: Jerrimel?
Image: Ruined Hut.webp@Map Pack - Jungle I
Jericho: No. Gonna stop that right there
Jericho: Goto bed Vee
Vee Barlett: Rude.
Jericho: You've passed your daily allotmant of being a pain in my ass
Jericho: smiles and winks
Lemon (Levi Reed): Or you can use up spells for funsies before sleeping. But there's always a slight possibility that some sort of fight will wake you up and you may not sleep the 8 hours you need
Jericho: smiles and winks
Vee Barlett: If we go by that, ya shoulda gone to bed hours ago.
Vee Barlett: grins and settles down
MeLange: Ok I'll let you decide, Jeri or Cho?
Jericho: Yeah yeah, my tolerance has been slowly increasing
Levi Reed: If anyone's getting a couple name is me and Jeri
Jericho: Who knows, in a few years I might be able to tune you out completely
Jericho: Snickers
Vee Barlett: Levicho?
Levi Reed: Jeri-vi
wyjyoon (Temperance): Thanks! I honestly think Temperance can watch at any time- so just put her wherever you need her
MeLange laughs
Vee Barlett: from her sleeping spot
Jericho: Levicho?
Rothuss Carder: You all get so grumpy when you have to walk instead of being carried by a boat.
Jericho: Sounds like a spell or something
wyjyoon (Temperance): She's good at getting up in the morning for the most part
Vee Barlett: Wait wait, Jericho what's your last name?
Lemon (Levi Reed): You can say it in character, Wendy, so someone can boss you around
The time is 8:00 PM
MeLange: haha Levicho works
Matthias Crowtooth: Jericho Priestyface?
wyjyoon (Temperance): LOL
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (oh no no no, you put her with whoever you want to talk to, that's half the fun!)
Jericho: In the immortal words of you all, Nunyabusiness
Matthias Crowtooth: Jericho Nunyabusiness
Jericho: Shrugs. It's in church records.
Jericho: Horn
Rothuss Carder: Jericho Nunyabiz?
Matthias Crowtooth: Can I call you Jericho Bustynun?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (Watches so far: (1) Jericho, Melange (2) Levi, ????, (3) Vee, ???? I think Lirt?)
Jericho: Hey man, you do you
Matthias Crowtooth: Rolls off the tongue better than Nunyabusty
Jericho: But no. It's Horn
Vee Barlett: Reedhorn? Huh, that sounds.... wrong.
Spring (Ratbone Carder): Ratbone can take a middle one
TMO (Rothuss Carder): cute name, oocly that is. ;)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
Vee Barlett: Horny Reed but that's a different nickname....
Lemon (Levi Reed): Ok, guys, but hold on. So there's this book that used to be at the bookstore I worked at... it was there a lot. It was called "Europe through the backdoor" and the cover was a picture of two nuns, facing away from the camera.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): wow
Shislif (MeLange): lol
BOB Nice
User has gone AFK. (TMO)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): P.S. Following Lemon's story, I recently found out I live near a Book Village??? I'll post it later in Discord. It has EIGHT bookstores! And nothing else.
Jericho: It's JUST Jericho, or Jericho Horn. But please don't call me Jericho Hornyreed. You can come up with better then that good gods Vee
Lemon (Levi Reed): They have since changed the picture on the cover
Shislif (MeLange): must be a translation thing
Vee Barlett: Nah, that's what I call Levi when he gets... well, ya know.
Jericho: Now eff off to dream land
BOB Levi leads the group to an opening in the jungle
BOB with a small island in the middle of a stream
BOB and a apparently ruined home?
Vee Barlett: Oh! Nice! Water! Gods, I missed ya, sweet water.
Michael (Jericho): I'm sorry. a "Stream?" How big is this thing there's an Island???
Shislif (MeLange): I thought we were sleeping for the night?
Matthias Crowtooth: You'll be pooping water all night if you drink any of that.
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 13]
Jericho: Charming
Vee Barlett: captivated by the water and not paing attention to anything else
Carissa (Vee Barlett): *paying
BOB Scale is correct
Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 19]
Jericho: Jericho states dryly as he stares at the ruined home
Matthias Crowtooth: inches up to push Vee into the stream.
Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Move Silently [PERCENT:Move Silently] (vs. Target 20) [FAILURE by 52] [d100 = 72]
Lirtimya: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20 = 6]
BOB Matty moves up right behind vee
Matthias Crowtooth: thunders up to push Vee into the stream
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (quick test)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (hmm)
Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 16]
Michael (Jericho): you're good?
Vee Barlett: Martial Arts: Kidney punch [d20 = 12]
Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Punch Result:1 [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d0=1)] [d0 = 1]
Vee Barlett: KNOCK OUT ROLL [TARGET:5] Knockout roll fail! [d100 = 93]
Vee Barlett: attempts to turn around and punch Matty
Matthias Crowtooth: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 18]
Shislif (MeLange): lol
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 13] [d20 = 2]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Kidney Punch. Perfect.
Michael (Jericho): They apparently both fall in
wyjyoon (Temperance): So
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): SLAP FIGHT!!!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
Shislif (MeLange): knew that was a bad idea lol
MeLange: he alive?
BOB So yes Vee detects Matty trying to push her in, she Elbows back into his kidney and SMACKS into him but does not do any damage
Vee Barlett: Dumbass.
Matthias Crowtooth: Martial Arts: Elbow smash [d20 = 10]
Matthias Crowtooth: KNOCK OUT ROLL [TARGET:3] The Target is KNOCKED out! [d100 = 1]
Matthias Crowtooth: [DAMAGE (M)] Wrestling Result:1 [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d0=1)] [d0 = 1]
BOB BUT she does not tumble into the water either
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): OH....
Jericho: ......
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Oh, that escalated quickly... That sure escalated quickly
Jericho: Guys? You okay?
MeLange: yea I'm alright thanks
BOB Then Matty SLAPS upward with his elbow and ..... Vee makes a save versus breath weapon to avoid being knocked out
Jericho: Theydon't normally try to kill each other unless they are drunk
Carissa (Vee Barlett): ........
Matthias Crowtooth: looks at the pissed off Vee and pretends to be knocked out
MeLange: probably just bored
Jericho: Should we....do something?
MeLange: think it's over
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (one sec)
Jericho: I mean, that elbow smack looked like it hurt, so....I don't wanna wade in
Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Etiquette [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 13] [d20 = 2]
Temperance: I'm sure they'll settle it at some point.
MeLange: but you love helping people Jeri
Matthias Crowtooth: pretends to be a dignified knocked out
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (did that not roll? ughhH)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (fg is pissing me off)
MeLange: Matthias may need help
Jericho: They are family, not people
Jericho: There is a difference
Jericho: Sorta
BOB So the two of them smack each other around but ........
Vee Barlett: [SAVE] vs. Breath [d20 = 16]
Save [16] [Target 16] -> [for Vee Barlett] [SUCCESS]
MeLange: is there though?
Jericho: Ponders....
BOB Both manage to keep their feet
Jericho: Huh. Hadn' treally thought about it before
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (how do I put him in a headlock?)
Levi Reed: There really isn't
BOB and simply annoy each other
Jericho: "You guys...uh....done?"
Matthias Crowtooth: ....
MeLange: unfortunately right?
Matthias Crowtooth: dramatic groan
Vee Barlett: glares him down
Matthias Crowtooth: Guys, what happened? I remembered slipping and accidentally elbowing Vee and then nothing...
Jericho: ............
Vee Barlett: Lucky I ain't had my knife on me.
Jericho: Sigh
MeLange: whisper to Jeri: Like sheesh get a room already right?
Jericho: Let me take a look at you before you go to bed. You might have a concussion
Jericho: Sighs
Matthias Crowtooth: You mean my knife?
Jericho: Can't go five minutes around here
Jericho: Grumbles off
Matthias Crowtooth: Looks at Jericho's approaching hands...
Vee Barlett: Nah, mine, yeah? You gave it to me. In a sheath. Might keep it out from now on....
Matthias Crowtooth: Uh.... no thanks
Matthias Crowtooth: glances at his stone dagger.... pouts
MeLange: oh now you guys went and upset Jeri, nice job guys
Vee Barlett: Matty, you on mornin' duty now.
User has gone AFK. (Spring)
Matthias Crowtooth: Fair enough.
Matthias Crowtooth: Bounces to his feet.
Vee Barlett: rolls eyes
Matthias Crowtooth: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 4]
Temperance: For someone who was just knocked out, you seem light on your feet.
BOB So are you going over to the island to sleep?
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): So is Lirt first watch then?
Matthias Crowtooth: You know what they say, lucky on jumping to your feet, unlucky in love.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (sorry, slap fight what did anyone notice about the house?)
wyjyoon (Temperance): Temperance can do morning watch, whenever that is
Shislif (MeLange): is it safe to swim through the water?
Vee Barlett: laughs
BOB Dex with a plus two to cross the log bridge
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (That puts Temp with Matty, Vee, and Lirt which is fine)
Jericho: So, I vote for not going to the creepy island to sleep. I don't want to swim, wade, walk etc on the water. But, I go with the group. Guys?
Shislif (MeLange): is the idea maybe we sleep in the house instead outside?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (Rat, Roth, and Levi on seoncd then)
Vee Barlett: What house?
MeLange: I say we go for it, house looks nice
Vee Barlett: Oh. How long that been there?
Levi Reed: I mean... less animals going to be hunting you if they have to cross the water but...
Matthias Crowtooth: I like the idea of being on an island where we can hear people approaching.
Jericho: Uh...you mean the creepy ruined house MeLange? In the middle of a stream?
MeLange: yea it's not creepy... just misunderstood
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (Lirt had a successful Obs, she see anything suspicious?)
MeLange: probably
Jericho: you won't hear them approaching, you'll hear running water Matthias
Jericho: Unless they are us, who are loud boistrous, and usually drunk
Vee Barlett: Might be treasure in there....
BOB I will let Lirt know when it is appropriate, grins
Jericho: Well, we are broke
Carissa (Vee Barlett): ok just making sure it wasn't missed
Jericho: I vote for treasure
Matthias Crowtooth: Spoken like a homebody who can't tell the difference between running water and moving across bodies water
Temperance: I suppose it depends on if the stream can do harm, and whether we'd like to be surrounded when we are attacked.
MeLange: well we won't need to hear because we'll have watches that can look
Vee Barlett: Across the stream we go!
Matthias Crowtooth: Those of us who lived on water can tell the difference.
MeLange: a few of us could go in first, to make sure it's safe
Levi Reed: Everyone knows how to swim, yeah?
Matthias Crowtooth: Hi ho hi ho... Across the stream we go
Shislif (MeLange): what time is it?
Jericho: Take your word for it Matthias. Let's go get riches or a terrible curse. Totes my goat
Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 13] [d20 = 2]
BOB YUou can just roll your Dex +2 and go to the island
MeLange: let's do this !
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Sea Legs [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 19]
Temperance: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 11) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 8]
MeLange: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 1]
Jericho: Sighs. "I might as well just get ready to be wet."
Jericho: Grumbles. "My balance is terrible"
Shislif (MeLange): got the simcity soundtrack playing in the background, works pretty good
Jericho: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 7) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20 = 2]
Lirtimya: [CHECK] Dexterity [+2] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 2] [d20-2 = 12]
Jericho: Huh
Levi Reed: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 7]
Jericho: Looks suprised at himself
Jericho: Looks suprised at himself
Temperance: Not so terrible, then?
Jericho: How the hell did I manage that?
MeLange: whoa that does look pretty rundown actually
Jericho: Well, a broken clock is right twice a day
MeLange: nice job Jeri!
Lirtimya: Fails at getting across the stream
MeLange: Lirt ok?
Levi Reed: Still, looks like it's got a bathroom, so we won't lose anyone straying out into the jungle with stomach issues
BOB ahh sorry you added the plus 2
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (waiting to see if Bob confirms that...)
Matthias Crowtooth: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 14] [d20 = 1]
MeLange: whoa a bathroom? that's amazing!
Vee Barlett: Ah, shoot! First Matey! Comin'!
MeLange gets excited
Rothuss Carder: [CHECK] Dexterity [-2] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20+2 = 9]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (or is it a small stream and she just stands up?)
MeLange: follows Vee into the water
Lirtimya: Is Lirt in the water I'm assuming?
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): OOC
BOB Yes in the water
User is back. (Spring)
TMO (Rothuss Carder): well, made it either way, I guess.
Lirtimya: [SKILL] Swimming [MOD:STR] (vs. Target 9) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 5]
BOB Letting Spring and the Mule go
BOB and good for lIrt
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (ok)
BOB Lirt
MeLange: [SKILL] Swimming [MOD:STR] (vs. Target 18) [SUCCESS by 15] [d20 = 3]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (Spring and Mule, roll DEX)
Shislif (MeLange): oh yea forgot about the mule lol
Ratbone Carder: [SKILL] Swimming [MOD:STR] (vs. Target 6) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 5]
Parry the Mule: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 8] [d20 = 18]
Jericho: Well shit
BOB SPLASH
MeLange: Come on Parry you can do it buddy!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): good thing Melange already jumped into the water
Jericho: Sighs
Lirtimya: Swims to shore, or wharever the closesnt bit of land is
'wyjyoon' disconnected
Parry the Mule: Braying and thrashing
Vee Barlett: heads over to hold out a hand to help Lirt up
'wyjyoon' connected
MeLange: tries to help Parry cross the river
Matthias Crowtooth: sighs and goes to help
Lirtimya: Takes Vee's help out of the water
BOB Melange can make a new animal handling animal friendship check
Parry the Mule: Panicked thrashing, snapping at the water
BOB Vee and Matty can do what they think will help
Shislif (MeLange): oh I don't have those
Shislif (MeLange): only animal lore
Vee Barlett: uses her Ranger Empathy skills
Carissa (Vee Barlett): ?
Rothuss Carder: helps Ratbone up onto the shore.
BOB sure
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (no way to roll it)
BOB simple d20
Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Swimming (vs. Target 0) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 3]
Vee Barlett: [d20 = 13]
Lemon (Levi Reed): If she fails, I'll try?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (well yeah, you'll fail against 0, lol)
MeLange: [d20 = 7]
Matthias Crowtooth: tries guiding Parry in the water
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (you might want to check what that should roll against Ryan)
BOB go for it lemon
Shislif (MeLange): was that what I was supposed to roll?
wyjyoon (Temperance): Had to log back in, sorry
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): (Just because I know that it will end in failure doesn't mean that Matty isn't confident it will succeed.)
BOB Try again Ryan
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): (Although a 3 wasn't a bad roll)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (no no, I mena your roll is not right. It's rolling against 0 but it should roll against your STR)
Levi Reed: [d20 = 3]
Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Swimming [MOD:CON] (vs. Target 11) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 16]
Matthias Crowtooth: drowns
Lemon (Levi Reed): All you missed is the mule falling in the water
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): kicked in the head by Parry, Matthias drowns in a shallow stream
BOB I will go with the original 3
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (lol)
wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh-
Parry the Mule: thrashing
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): LOL, thanks
BOB and Matty snaggs Parry and helps Vee drag him/her/they over to the island
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (Lemon has Ranger Empathy, too, and no way to roll it)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): and nevermind, didn't need it apparently
Jericho: So next time.....we're not doing that
Levi Reed: You... wanna just swim next time?
Vee Barlett: Whew, that was fun. Glad for an excuse to swim.
Parry the Mule: tossing head, coughing and braying
Vee Barlett: Yeah, maybe.
Shislif (MeLange): Mel didn't help Parry?
Jericho: No, I don't want to have a poor animal almost drown.
Matthias Crowtooth: Keep complaining, Parry, and we will be having you for dinner.
Spring (Parry the Mule): I think real mules swim a lot better than that. Maybe bad current?
Vee Barlett: So what's in the house? Anyone see anythin' interestin?
Jericho: Goes over to Parry
BOB yes Mel helped Parrry get to shore
Jericho: You okay bud?
Shislif (MeLange): yay
Jericho: [SKILL] Veterinary Healing [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 13]
BOB All is good
BOB with Parry
Jericho: He's okay
MeLange: nice healing!
Parry the Mule: weak halfhearted attempt to snap at Jericho
Jericho: Hey, hey. Just making sure you are okay bud
MeLange: hahah Oh Parry
Parry the Mule: suddenly feels better
Jericho: Gives a gently pat
Jericho: Gives a gently pat
User has gone AFK. (JtomTMO)
Temperance: He might start thrashing around for different reasons.
Jericho: Pulls out a Apple from Rations
Jericho: Offers to Parry
Parry the Mule: looks at jericho in a stunned way
MeLange: that's a good lookin apple too
Matthias Crowtooth: It is...
Matthias Crowtooth: reaches for apple
Parry the Mule: sniffs the apple suspiciously but takes it
BOB grins
Matthias Crowtooth: glares at Parry
Jericho: Sorry about the water adventure Parry
BOB fighting over the apple would be the way the party needs healing
Rothuss Carder: Making friends wherever he goes.
Shislif (MeLange): wait is Parry a boy or girl?
Jericho: We'll work it out better tomorrow
Jericho: So, let's look around?
Parry the Mule: [d10 = 10]
BOB or a they? or a gelding and so an it?
Spring (Parry the Mule): Girl
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 17]
Shislif (MeLange): or tru good point
Shislif (MeLange): oh
Michael (Jericho): Well, I just did a vet check, you tell me LOL
Vee Barlett: Goes to look into the house, but has water in her eyes.
Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Detect Noise [PERCENT:Detect Noise] (vs. Target 25) [SUCCESS by 24] [d100 = 1]
Temperance: [SKILL] Bureaucracy (2) [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 13]
Michael (Jericho): Bureacracy?
Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 5]
Michael (Jericho): What in gods name are you looking for here!?
Michael (Jericho): LOL
wyjyoon (Temperance): I wanted to roll Observation lol
wyjyoon (Temperance): Sorry
MeLange: tries to dry himself off by rolling in some dry grass
Vee Barlett: This water don't quite sting but it's still in my eyes...
BOB Spring too control of the token so they get to decide
Michael (Jericho): Just giving you a hard time, thought it was hilarious
Michael (Jericho): You were navigating our Beauratcic bullshit LOL
Vee Barlett: Jungleboy, whatcha see?
wyjyoon (Temperance): Glad it gave you a laugh
Spring (Parry the Mule): I rolled for it. It rolled Girl
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): And that is how Parry is now a platypus
BOB For Matty and Temperance you quickly check around the house and spot fishing gear
Shislif (MeLange): nice
Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Local History [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 15]
BOB Levi can tell that it has been ... well he is not sure how long since someone has been here
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20 = 5]
Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Find/Remove Traps [PERCENT:Find/Remove Traps] (vs. Target 5) [FAILURE by 22] [d100 = 27]
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Botany [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 6]
MeLange: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 6]
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): falls in a hole
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Distance Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20 = 9]
MeLange: [SKILL] Animal Lore [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 9]
Rothuss Carder: rolled local history to see if he recognized the hut or who it belongs to. a stretch, but possible
Lemon (Levi Reed): Does distance work for time? Or at least I can see how overgrown it is?
-> Rothuss Carder: nods
wyjyoon (Temperance): It's not Matthias' day today, isn't it
BOB Matty tried moving a broken stool and gets a splinter
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Ranger Tracking [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 8]
Lemon (Levi Reed): Anything been here recently?
Rothuss Carder: only made it by 1, so probably knows little
Shislif (MeLange): lol
Shislif (MeLange): poor guy
Carissa (Vee Barlett): generally isn't lol
BOB Levi can tell that no one has spent the night here, no campfires, etc
Vee Barlett: It just a fishin' hut or somethin'?
BOB Rothuss cannot remember any history of ghosts in this area
MeLange: well it just needs to last the night
Temperance: [SKILL] Reading-Writing [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 13]
TMO (Rothuss Carder): well that's good news at least!
Levi Reed: No one's been here for a long time
MeLange: plus a bathroom is always nice
Jericho: You saw fishing gear?
Jericho: Abandoned?
Levi Reed: I see doors to a basement?
Levi Reed: Let's go check that out
MeLange: may as well right?
Temperance: We may need sufficient light to do so
MeLange: I have a torch actually
Temperance: Unless enough natural light reaches the basement
MeLange: I can hold it in my left hand and still use my right for other stuff
Rothuss Carder: How or who can I help?
MeLange: Wanna clear out the basement?
BOB Melange confidently tells Temperance he can do things with both hands
Rothuss Carder: Of course!
Shislif (MeLange): lol
wyjyoon (Temperance): LOL
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Must be popular with the ladies
Levi Reed: What kind of "other stuff"?
TMO (Rothuss Carder): he is multi-talented, our Mel
Shislif (MeLange): lol, he likes to stay humble
Temperance: Congratulations for being ambidexterous
Vee Barlett: Hmm, yeah maybe these are weird conversations today.
Temperance: That's a useful skill.
Temperance: At least from what I've heard.
MeLange: thanks, that actually IS a skill I have
Vee Barlett: That's why he's good at double axin' things
MeLange: My favorite
Temperance: Does that mean you can hold two machetes at the same time?
Temperance: If necessary?
Levi Reed: It's a skill I have too, man, no need to brag
Rothuss Carder: Person behind holds the torch. You want torch or lead?
MeLange: probably
Ratbone Carder: puts away the lute pulls out the quiet bagpipies
Vee Barlett: So who leadin' the way to the basement?
Levi Reed: And yes. I'm very good at double machetes
BOB Coughs at Tempreances two machetes
wyjyoon (Temperance): ?
Jericho: Im' guess the stabby stabby folks go first. I'll back you up
Vee Barlett: Hold the torch then, man.
Levi Reed: Yeah yeah I'll go
MeLange: Well I'm pretty strong so maybe I should go in first in case there's danger?
Vee Barlett: Three of us wanna stabby stabby if we need.
Levi Reed: slowly heads down into the basement
Jericho: Rolles Eyes
Matthias Crowtooth: I'd rather talk things out, myself
Jericho: Fair enough, give me that torch
Lemon (Levi Reed): Too late!
Jericho: Holds Torch
Rothuss Carder: takes the torch and draws his sabre, just in case he has to run someone through the back.
MeLange: for the safety of the gang of course
Vee Barlett: Ain't the impression I got earlier, Matty.
Matthias Crowtooth: draws his dagger in case he has to run Rothuss through the back
Ratbone Carder: falls in behind brother
TMO (Rothuss Carder): (misunderstood Vee, sorry)
MeLange: rubs his hands together in preparation
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (it's fine, he can take it, lol)
BOB Ok so just to draw this to a close move your characters to where you want to be
Carissa (Vee Barlett): someone who doesn't hold two weapons should take it
Matthias Crowtooth: realizes what he is doing, shakes his head, and draws his longsword to... not stab Rothuss in the back
Lemon (Levi Reed): That IS the basement entrance, yeah?
Shislif (MeLange): lol
Shislif (MeLange): hope so
Vee Barlett: notices how crowded it already is getting and waits near the mule
Levi Reed: Maybe someone could check the back of the house?
Michael (Jericho): I'm draggin the troch to Jericho on the Combat tracker, but he just won't hold the damn thing
Spring (Ratbone Carder): it looks like a restroom
Vee Barlett: Hey Matty, ya wanna sneak around back see if anything is there?
TMO (Rothuss Carder): we'll just ignore the mysterious entity that moved 5 ft in the shadows next to the hut
Jericho: Advanced Effect ['Torch;LIGHT: 10/15 torch;Torch'] -> [to Jericho] [by Torch]
Jericho: Advanced Effect ['LIGHT: 10/15 torch;Torch'] removed [from Jericho] [by Torch]
Jericho: Advanced Effect ['Torch;LIGHT: 10/15 torch;Torch'] -> [to Jericho] [by Torch]
Shislif (MeLange): ah i'm too zoomed in
Levi Reed: 10 silver says a damn monkey is napping down there
BOB So as people crowd into the ruins Levi discovers that the broken "doors" are actually broken chests
Michael (Jericho): There. Good god
Carissa (Vee Barlett): basement, doors, chest all the sameeeee
Levi Reed: Whooo
Rothuss Carder: Well... you first, Levi. in you go
Ratbone Carder: puts away quiet bagpipes, gets out knife
Levi Reed: These aren't even doors, dummies
MeLange: are those chests?
wyjyoon (Temperance): So quick question- in order to get characters to hold things do you have to move them to a specific tracker thing?
Rothuss Carder: Let us know what you find.
MeLange: got me all worked up over here
BOB There are some pieces of fishing gear but nothing else
Levi Reed: Just some more fishing gear
Levi Reed: Might be useful, but nothin fancy
MeLange laughs
Vee Barlett: there is a torch effect that's useful so you can see around the fog of war, but that's the only thing to equip really
Carissa (Vee Barlett): there is a torch effect that's useful so you can see around the fog of war, but that's the only thing to equip really
MeLange: fishing gear! What a world
Spring (Ratbone Carder): W I hope not because I haven't been doing it
Vee Barlett: Anythin' in the bathroom?
Spring (Ratbone Carder): I just use text with the CTRL key to say an action i'm doing
Vee Barlett: Just don't let Levi fall in!
wyjyoon (Temperance): Gotcha, thanks for clarifying!
Levi Reed: I'll let Matty or Jeri take the lead on the bathroom
Levi Reed: They seem to need it often enough
Shislif (MeLange): is this when we would eat our rations?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): let's finish exploring first
Shislif (MeLange): how do we know if our guy is hungry or needs rations?
Temperance: What for?
Shislif (MeLange): oh ok
Temperance: Do they possess small bladders?
Vee Barlett: They get the runnin' shits often.
Levi Reed: Ok, I'm going to go check behind the house then
MeLange: thanks Levi!
Lemon (Levi Reed): stupid house corners
Rothuss Carder: I'll go the other way around
Lemon (Levi Reed): Anything interesting?
BOB Trees
Vee Barlett: Melange! What's in the bathroom?
Lemon (Levi Reed): Is that an axe on the ground or a rock?
MeLange: goes in to the bathroom to check it ou
BOB Rock
Lemon (Levi Reed): ah, ok
MeLange: just Rocks!
Levi Reed: Nothing here!
wyjyoon (Temperance): Nature lies where nature takes place, I guess
Levi Reed: Should be safe for the night
MeLange: not even that great rocks
Levi Reed: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 18]
Vee Barlett: Too late for treasure. It was a long shot.
Levi Reed: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 9) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 5]
MeLange: I mean they were ok, that wasn't nice
Jericho: Well, never hurts to check
Jericho: Smiles
Temperance: Are they sizable enough for throwing or starting fires?
Jericho: Advanced Effect ['LIGHT: 10/15 torch;Torch'] removed [from Jericho] [by Torch]
Lirtimya: With the fishing tools I can maybe catch us some food
MeLange: Well I don't know
MeLange: But I do have some flint and steel
Vee Barlett: Oh nice. I'd like some fish.
Lemon (Levi Reed): Did I find any animal tracks when I did my ranger tracking?
MeLange: for a fire
Michael (Jericho): Think we should drag the logs to our side for the night?
Jericho: Think we should drag the logs to our side for the night?
BOB No to Levi on finding animal tracks that are not obscured by the group walking around on the island first
MeLange: sounds like a lot of work
Levi Reed: I mean, there's also plenty of broken furniture scraps we can use
wyjyoon (Temperance): The logs that we crossed?
Jericho: I guess. Just thought that anyone wanting to cross would need wings or jump really far
BOB Put your faith in what you most believe in, two worlds, one family, trust your heart, let fate decide, to guide these lives we seek
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): I put my faith in spam and do its will
Levi Reed: I don't think it's a good idea to destroy the bridge. Just because Parry and Lirt fell off doesn't mean the rest of us need to go for a swim on the way out
Shislif (MeLange): what was that?
BOB Beneath the shelter of the trees, only love can enter here,
Jericho: I didn't mean destroy, I meant....just never mind
Jericho: Go to bed. MeLange and I got this
Levi Reed: Oh, like pull it? Without dropping it in? And how would we get it back to the other side?
Levi Reed: That's a big log man
MeLange: Yea I say we leave it
Jericho: Stand it back upright and let it fall on the opposite bank
MeLange: we're gonna be on watch anyway
Jericho: But yeah, it is a big log
Levi Reed: Now this little dinky tree on the other side, we can get rid of that
Jericho: Okay
Temperance: It might crash on impact
Levi Reed: Less places for monkeys to cross
Jericho: Ok fine!
Jericho: Holds hands up
Jericho: We'll keep an eye on both
MeLange: I could probably take out that little tree
User has gone AFK. (Spring)
BOB The dream is gone, but where's theres hope
Levi Reed: Great, what watch are you on Mel?
Jericho: He's with me Levi
Jericho: First
MeLange: first with Jeri
Jericho: Watch
Levi Reed: Fantastic. You can work on that and I'm going to go pass out
MeLange: picks up the smaller tree
MeLange: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 18) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 14]
MeLange: gently places it on the ground
Levi Reed: Nobody step on me while you're headed to the bathroom!
MeLange: gently places it on the ground
Vee Barlett: passes reins to one of the others and goes to pass out, too.
MeLange: night Vee!
TMO (Rothuss Carder): ok, are those voices we're hearing, or is Bob just reciting appropriate poetry?
MeLange: So Jeri think we should hang out around here closet to Parry?
BOB Put your heart in what you most believe in, one world, one family, trust your heart let fate decide to guide these lives we see
Lemon (Levi Reed): I assumed it was lyrics
Jericho: Come on Parry, let's go over here. Less chance you'll get hurt if you are over here
Jericho: (He's singing Phil collins from Tarzan)
wyjyoon (Temperance): It sounds a bit like prayer too
Rothuss Carder: Anybody else hearing whispers?
wyjyoon (Temperance): But maybe that's just me
wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh
Lemon (Levi Reed): See!
Shislif (MeLange): ohh ok
BOB grins
Michael (Jericho): And I knew that because my mother just loves Phil Collins
Shislif (MeLange): lol, I do like phil collins though
TMO (Rothuss Carder): considering I've never seen that Tarzan, nor memorized the song lyrics, I have no clue what he's quoting
Michael (Jericho): Id idn't actually think Tarzan was all that great.
Michael (Jericho): lol
BOB WHAT
Shislif (MeLange): I've seen it but not remember the lyrics that well, doesn't really compare to lion king
wyjyoon (Temperance): The Circle of Life
TMO (Rothuss Carder): but then again, I rarely get the song lyrics any of you quote. You don't quote from my kind of music. :P
BOB Hunchback, Hercules, and then either Mulan or Tarzan for best musicals
Shislif (MeLange): see everybody knows that one lol
Jericho: Although, apparently I disagreed with most of America, because I LOVED Atlantis the lost Empire. Still do. The first thing I 3d Printed, was the Leviathan
Michael (Jericho): Although, apparently I disagreed with most of America, because I LOVED Atlantis the lost Empire. Still do. The first thing I 3d Printed, was the Leviathan
Carissa (Vee Barlett): No. Mulan THEN Hercules then Tarzan for musicals
Michael (Jericho): Hunchbag is top 5 Disney Soundtracks. Bells of Notre Dame gives me CHILLS
Carissa (Vee Barlett): And actually Lion King before Tarzan
TMO (Rothuss Carder): of those 4 Bob, Hercules is the only one I've watched. There's a big ol' gap in my Disney viewings, between kid and father.
Shislif (MeLange): haven't seen that one in a long time would need a refresher
wyjyoon (Temperance): I did like Mulan and Atlantis
wyjyoon (Temperance): Those were nice
User is back. (Spring)
Shislif (MeLange): brb refill
Michael (Jericho): Great. Gonna log back into Disney Plus. Kinda want to watch the classics again
User has gone AFK. (Shislif)
BOB So on first watch is?
BOB the rest are asleep
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Jericho, Melange
Michael (Jericho): Jericho and MeLange
Michael (Jericho): LOL
TMO (Rothuss Carder): Rothuss can take any spot
Carissa (Vee Barlett): second with Levi and Ratbone
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): JeLange
BOB nice
Rothuss Carder: Something about this little island just seems wrong to me, but I don't know what.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
Michael (Jericho): Acutally, I kinda like JeLange
Michael (Jericho): Soundslike upper class whiskey or something
wyjyoon (Temperance): It reminds me of Jello
Michael (Jericho): thanks for that wendy LOL
Michael (Jericho): :D
TMO (Rothuss Carder): all wiggly jiggly?
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): followed by LeBone
wyjyoon (Temperance): You're welcome : D
Lirtimya: Goes to find a place to rest, she needs her full sleep
wyjyoon (Temperance): I think Temperance was with Vee or Lirt, in terms of Watch
Jericho: Gently, leads Parry to a better spot
Michael (Jericho): Sorry bud, just keeping you away from the water
Carissa (Vee Barlett): yes for Temp on third with Vee, Lirt, Matty
Jericho: Sorry bud, just keeping you away from the water
BOB Matty staying near the restroom, it is a guy thing
Matthias Crowtooth: puts his back to a corner and rests, keeping a hand on his sword.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (first watch has people they can wake if they need)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (he needs to get his prostrate exam)
Michael (Jericho): prostate?
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Prostate wrestling, yo
Rothuss Carder: tries to recall what some of the dangers of the mountain jungles might be.
Michael (Jericho): LOL
Carissa (Vee Barlett): minus the R
Rothuss Carder: [TOWER] [SKILL] Local History [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 7]
Jericho: Apparently Prostate Exams are a Danger of this Jungle
BOB So it is Jericho and Melange on watch, you can talk and then roll, in which ever order you wish
Michael (Jericho): Who knew!
MeLange: that does sound dangerous
Temperance: lays down, dagger in hand just in case
Carissa (Vee Barlett): no no, I'm saying an overactive bladder is a symptom of prostate cancer and other similar problems
TMO (Rothuss Carder): The Dreaded MonkeyKnuckles!
BOB Ahh so Matty is not just old but is cancer ridden too
Michael (Jericho): No I know, just to Prostrate yourself was funny, whereas a Prostate exam sucks
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Little do you know that Matty sold his bladder for dagger money when he was younger
Michael (Jericho): LOL
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Possibly! That's why he needs to go to a doctor!
Shislif (MeLange): lol
wyjyoon (Temperance): I misread that momentarily as 'dagger monkey'
Jericho: So MeLange, what's up?
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Wait, can you prostate yourself...? Is this in-character knowledge that Jericho has?
MeLange: Oh hey Jericho
Michael (Jericho): Nah, just our Dance Monkey
MeLange: just you know, watching
MeLange: Jungle is a crazy place man
Michael (Jericho): Well, you actually can, but to discuss is disturbing. So we won' tbe doing that here
Jericho: Nods head a couple times
MeLange: you ever been in a jungle before Jeri?
Jericho: Nods head a couple times
-> Rothuss Carder: Rothuss knows of rumors of monkey men in the jungle, they look like large monkeys but steal children to take and raise as their own
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Also, this was the only corner that matty could see that wasn't occupied or had a Vee nearby
Jericho: Yep. Crazy place
Jericho: Although
Jericho: That could just be us
Jericho: Whatya think happened here?
MeLange: you mean we're the crazy ones? Not the place?
Jericho: Waves hand
Carissa (Vee Barlett): smart of matty, she'd have to stab multiple people before reaching him
MeLange: prolly got super windy
Parry the Mule: snorts. settles down for the night
Jericho: Suprised
Jericho: Windy?
Jericho: Why do you say that?
MeLange: yea it got super windy like in a story, huffed and puffed n tore this place down
Rothuss Carder: alrighty
MeLange: storm
Jericho: .......
Jericho: Oh!
Jericho: Hm
MeLange: haha not a story, i'm p retty tired
MeLange: one possibility at least
MeLange: what do you think?
Jericho: Well, in a clearing like this, it would be more exposed ot the weather. I think that's a good assumption MeLange
Jericho: Did you see any ash or anything?
wyjyoon (Temperance): If Vee sleepwalked, would she shank people in her sleep?
Jericho: I didn't get a good look inside
Michael (Jericho): (Is that even a question?)
MeLange: Not that I saw, but I'm not great at observing
BOB No sign of fire
Michael (Jericho): (yes haha)
Michael (Jericho): :)
MeLange: think it was the chupacabra?
MeLange: chubacabra?
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): That's why every night Matty replaces her dagger with a rubber one as soon as she falls asleep
wyjyoon (Temperance): I just ask the thoughts that pop in mind : )
wyjyoon (Temperance): Now the important question is- does she sleepwalk-
Jericho: In all honesty, I got no clue. I'm a healer, not an architect Ji.....MeLange
MeLange: maybe that's what huffed n puffed
MeLange: hey we just talkin
Jericho: Nah, I got that
Jericho: No tone intended
Jericho: I'm still working on that
MeLange: yea we all workin on stuff
MeLange: it's cool
Jericho: Although, I am suprised there was no better bridge
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
Jericho: I mean, you got some logs here
MeLange: fair point
Carissa (Vee Barlett): maybe her dads kicked her out after she tore up one drape too many sleepshanking
Jericho: But to get the materials over ot the build site, the'yde need a bigger bridge
Jericho: You see any bridge anchors anywhere?
wyjyoon (Temperance): Sleepshaking
MeLange: nope
Jericho: Huh
Jericho: ........
MeLange: well who knows you know
Jericho: Ever thought about what you'd ask a Mule if you could?
MeLange: probably how she's doing
wyjyoon (Temperance): Fair point though lol
Jericho: Wanna see?
MeLange: yea I do
Jericho: Cool. Let's just do a quick check around and then we can ask!
Jericho: Kinda excited to try it out honestly
MeLange: yea didn't know you could do that
Jericho: Be back in five minutes?
MeLange: sounds good
Jericho: Shit, until a couple months ago neither could I
Jericho: Grins
MeLange: I have to go release the kraken anyway
Jericho: Nods Sagely
Jericho: Yeah....This water isn't helping much is it?
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Kraken? More like a goldfish
MeLange: relieves himself in the river
Shislif (MeLange): lol
MeLange: onto the river
Matthias Crowtooth: dreams that he should have let Vee drink from the river
TMO (Rothuss Carder): Leaping Piranha! That's the fish I was thinking of!
Michael (Jericho): I don' thave obs or Alert, so I'm doing my best to patrol and "attempt" to do my job correctly
MeLange: looks around
Vee Barlett: twitches her left hand searching for a knife
MeLange seems fine
Jericho: Hums softly to himself, "I hear, the secrets that you keep, when you walking in your sleep..."
BOB Sharif can make a d20 roll for encounters
Matthias Crowtooth: flinches in his sleep
MeLange: [d20 = 9]
Temperance: rubs her eyes at the shuffling
BOB ALterness checks from Melange and Jericho
Michael (Jericho): No alterness from Jericho
MeLange: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 7]
Michael (Jericho): :(
Jericho: You okay MeLange?
MeLange: Yea I'm good
MeLange: you?
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Congratulations, you passed your alterness check. You are now a male mule
BOB Melange spots some movement in the trees, but as he moves around it goes away
Shislif (MeLange): lol
wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol
MeLange: think I saw some movement, over there in the trees
Jericho: Sorry, youwere looking at the trees,
Jericho: Turns
Jericho: Peers into the Darkness
MeLange: yea you know, 'watching'
Jericho: snorts
BOB and time for them to wake the second watch
MeLange: it's gone I think
Jericho: Nods
MeLange: anyway, 2nd watch problems
Jericho: Time to ask?
Jericho: Just five minutes?
MeLange: oh let's do that real quick
Jericho: Sweet!
Jericho: Translates between MeLange and Parry
Lemon (Levi Reed): brb
User has gone AFK. (Lemon)
MeLange: Hey Parry, how are you?
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Parry: Fine, except Levi is farting up a storm
MeLange asked excitedly
BOB Spring are you there to answer for Parry?
Michael (Jericho): (Sorry, trying to cast Speak wiht Animals)
Spring (Parry the Mule): Uh yeah, you guys are waking her up?
Shislif (MeLange): apparently
Shislif (MeLange): lol
Spring (Parry the Mule): prolly gotta roll for that?
Michael (Jericho): hold on people jeeze
Shislif (MeLange): we wanna wake her up and ask her how she's doing
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): I do the same thing with my wife. Wake her up, talk to her for a few minutes until I can go to sleep, and let her stay up for another four hours.
Jericho: Jericho cast a spell NOT memorized.
Jericho: [CAST] Speak With Animals
Effect ['Speak with Animals'] -> [to Jericho]
Shislif (MeLange): lol
BOB Jericho cast Speak with Animals on Parry so Jericho now understands what Perry is saying
BOB and can translate for Melange
MeLange: ask her ask her
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Parry: I DEMAND THE BLOOD OF THE VEE ONE! GIVE ME HER BLOOD!!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): ..........
Jericho: Hi Parry! MeLange want's to know how you are doing?
Michael (Jericho): ...........
Parry the Mule -> Jericho: what?
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): We're having mule for breakfast
Shislif (MeLange): lol oh no
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): lol
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
Jericho: MeLange, Parry says "What?"
Jericho -> Parry the Mule: ! think he means, are you comfortable? Fed, not feeling well?
MeLange: Ask how she's feeling? if she's ok, like, emotionally, with her place in the world
Jericho: In Common: "I think he means, are you cofmortable? Fed, not feeling well?"
User is back. (Lemon)
wyjyoon (Temperance): I think some herbivorous animals do turn carnivorous when need arises- dunno if mules are that way too
MeLange: yea that works
Parry the Mule -> Jericho: you talk now? i was sleeping. dream, has to be
Jericho: Uh, MeLange, I don't think that concept will work
Jericho: Oh, she thinks it's a dream because I can talk to her
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Are we going to force Parry to become a carnivore? That's..... a thing
MeLange: ok, just tell she's a good girl then
Jericho: Uh
MeLange: and thank her for carrying all our stuff
Jericho: Ok, yeah good idea. Maybe this wasn't so smart of me.
MeLange: Parry probably wants to get back to sleep, don't you you sweat little thing yes you do
Parry the Mule: wakes up a little more
MeLange makes a babyface
Jericho -> Parry the Mule: Oh, sorry Parry. Yeah, this is a dream. we just wanted to thank you for helping us. We have more apples. Hope you rest well
Jericho: Whispers to MeLange
wyjyoon (Temperance): Dunno, the craving of blood made me remember an animal documentary that I watched
MeLange: ok who's on watch 2 again?
Parry the Mule -> Jericho: oh! you the one who makes me feel better. you nice. thank you
Jericho -> Parry the Mule: Sleep well Parry! Have sweet dreams!
MeLange: gotta say we lucked out, Parry is one attractive mule
Jericho: I said: "Oh sorry Parry. Yeah, this is a dream. We just wanted to thank you for helping us." Then, "Sleep well and sweet dreams"
wyjyoon (Temperance): I guess I should've said Parry craving Vee's blood- that didn't look like it translated well.
Jericho: And yes, I fully agree
Lemon (Levi Reed): I'm on 2
Parry the Mule: tosses her head nods, falls back to sleep
Jericho: Parry is a good mule
Matthias Crowtooth: never.... leave 'em.... alone.... Me...Lange.... mule.... ucker....
Jericho: Shakes head
MeLange: Nice, I think that was a good thing to say
Jericho: wait what?
MeLange: excuse you Matthias
Jericho: Did you say parry was an attractive mule?
Matthias Crowtooth: snores
Jericho: and what Matthias?
Jericho: You know what, I don't want to know
Jericho: Next Shift!
Jericho: You up
Temperance: rubs her eyes again at Matthias' sleep mumble
MeLange: sheesh, like one can't appreciate the beauty of an animal anymore without it getting weird
Ratbone Carder: wakes up grumbling
Jericho: Again, not judging not thinking about it
MeLange: Shift 2 you guys are up
Jericho: Probably taken out of context
GM: [4d6 = 17]
Shislif (MeLange): look at that icon though, that is a sexy donkey
Ratbone Carder: yeah alright whatever
Michael (Jericho): LOL
GM: [d100 = 48]
Levi Reed: wakes up groggily
Levi Reed: Anything to report?
MeLange: gets ready for bed
GM: [d20 = 10]
Ratbone Carder: go, we got this
MeLange: oh right
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): What are the remaining shifts again?
Jericho: Yeah, there was some movement in the trees
MeLange: uhhh not really
Lemon (Levi Reed): Not a fan of all this rolling...
Jericho: But nothing happened
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (treasure falls from the sky!)
Jericho: MeLange? Anything to add?
MeLange: oh wait
Matthias Crowtooth: For Lemon's sake, smelting
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): ooc
Ratbone Carder: movement in the trees, check
MeLange: there was like some rustling n some movement by the trees earlier, almost forgot
Jericho: Give em hell 2nd shift.
MeLange: when I went to check it out you know what happened?
Lemon (Levi Reed): lol
Jericho: Falls into Bed
Lemon (Levi Reed): smelt smelt smelt!
Jericho: Falls into Bed
Levi Reed: What?
MeLange: Nothing
MeLange: Night Levi
Levi Reed: I mean, that's normal for jungles
MeLange: scurries to bed
Jericho: Snickers
Levi Reed: Probably a stupid monkey
Ratbone Carder: prolly a toucan or a bonobo or something
Shislif (MeLange): Levi sure don't like monkeys
Jericho: yawns
Jericho: maybe it was a prostate
Ratbone Carder: maybe like 3 billion tiny ants building a bridge
Levi Reed: Toucan would be ok
Jericho: Snores
Levi Reed: Parrot would be better
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Kinda racist of Levi, honestly
MeLange: stretches
Shislif (MeLange): lol
Ratbone Carder: we got any more apples?
Lemon (Levi Reed): I'm sorry what?
Michael (Jericho): (Jericho woudln't mind you taking one)
Shislif (MeLange): brb
User has gone AFK. (Shislif)
Levi Reed: yeah, probably
Michael (Jericho): (just let him know)
BOB Levi and Ratbone on 2nd watch?
Ratbone Carder: looking into the shadows of the trees while eating an apple
BOB Matty, Vee, and Lirt on 2rd?
BOB where is Rothuss?
Spring (Ratbone Carder): Rothuss was on 1st wasn't he?
TMO (Rothuss Carder): Lirt needs to sleep all night, right?
wyjyoon (Temperance): I think I was told I would be with Vee or Lirt- but I'm not sure
TMO (Rothuss Carder): Rothuss is wherever?
BOB So Rothuss now, and Temperance on 3rd
Michael (Jericho): First watch was just MeLange and Jeri
Levi Reed: You want to eat one or wake up the mule?
TMO (Rothuss Carder): sounds good. Your 2rd confused me for a bit. ;)
wyjyoon (Temperance): Ok cool
Matthias Crowtooth: groggily pantomimes stabbing whoever wakes him before realizing his dagger is in his lap.
wyjyoon (Temperance): brb
Matthias Crowtooth: I-I'm up
Spring (Ratbone Carder): i think 2rd is pronounced seconird
BOB Matty on 3rd
Rothuss Carder: Not sure I ever went to sleep. *yawn*
Matthias Crowtooth: grumbles about being woken up before rolling over.
Ratbone Carder: gets him an apple too
Ratbone Carder: here Bubba
BOB Alterness from Levi, Rothuss and Ratbone
Ratbone Carder: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 10]
Rothuss Carder: Thanks. Had weird dreams.
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 8]
Levi Reed: You see anything in the trees?
Rothuss Carder: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 9) [FAILURE by 9] [d20 = 18]
Levi Reed: They said they were moving
Levi Reed: I don't want a monkey stealing our apples
Rothuss Carder: Probably just the wind
-> Levi Reed: Levi feels he is being watched
Ratbone Carder: they said movement IN the trees. i'm looking
Levi Reed: Feels like SOMETHING is watching us though
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Ranger Tracking [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 4]
Ratbone Carder: oh that's not creepy at all
-> Ratbone Carder: Ratbone senses something moving in the trees,
Rothuss Carder: rubs his eyes tiredly
Ratbone Carder: sigh, now i feel it too. feels like soemthing moving in the trees
Rothuss Carder: Could always be the giant apes that steal children to raise as part of their tribe. Oh, wait... nobody here is an infant.
Rothuss Carder: Couple of folks act like it occasionally.
Levi Reed: [INIT] [d10 = 3]
Michael (Jericho): lol
wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol
Rothuss Carder: [INIT] [d10 = 7]
Ratbone Carder: [INIT] [d10 = 5]
Cat Great, Leopard: [INIT] [d10+3 = 12]
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Jericho IS getting better
Ratbone Carder: scanning the trees
TMO (Rothuss Carder): yes... invisible initiative dice... not unsettling at all...
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Assuming that is who you are talking about.... right?
TMO (Rothuss Carder): I'm naming no names... yet
Carissa (Vee Barlett): I TOLD YOU ALL!!! CAT DISTRTIBUTION SYSTEM!!!
Levi Reed: I don't know about giant apes... unless you're talking yetis, but those aren't tropical
Shislif (MeLange): whoa
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Make friends with it Levi!! We need a giant cat friend who wants to eat the mule!
Rothuss Carder: It's one of the stories they tell round here to keep kids out of the jungles.
Shislif (MeLange): hey maybe that's what was rustling the trees :)
BOB Out of the trees a Leopard JUMPS across the stream and goes after Parry
[TURN] Vee Barlett
[TURN] Temperance
Michael (Jericho): You fucking better save Parry
[TURN] Parry the Mule
Michael (Jericho): Pardon Language
Levi Reed: oh no you don't!
Shislif (MeLange): for parry!
Spring (Parry the Mule): hang on
Michael (Jericho): For Parry!
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): JTOM did want to have mule for breakfast...
Michael (Jericho): LOL
Michael (Jericho): I forgot Spring is Mule
TMO (Rothuss Carder): yep, it's all his fault
Shislif (MeLange): hey always hated Parry
TMO (Rothuss Carder): I am laying All The Blame upon my Son
Shislif (MeLange): lol
Lemon (Levi Reed): Any chance we get some initial shots for our great alertness?
Parry the Mule: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 12]
Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack #1) [at Cat Great, Leopard] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 6 ] [AC: 8 ] [MISS]
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Parry, Parry the platamule
[TURN] MeLange
Shislif (MeLange): is Mel awake?
[TURN] Matthias Crowtooth
[TURN] Lirtimya
[TURN] Jericho - [Speak with Animals; [D: 4]]
[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0]
Shislif (MeLange): oh good thing Jericho already drank that potion
Michael (Jericho): Cast spell, but he is asleep
Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 18]
Attack [18] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Cat Great, Leopard] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 6 ] [AC: 0 ] [HIT]
Shislif (MeLange): oh ok
Michael (Jericho): only people awake are second watch
BOB No to Mel or Jericho being awake yet
Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Machete [TYPE: slashing (1d8=5)] [d8 = 5]
[5] -> [to Levi Reed] [STATUS: Light]
Lemon (Levi Reed): lol whoops
Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Machete [TYPE: slashing (1d8=7)] [d8 = 7]
[7] -> [to Cat Great, Leopard] [STATUS: Heavy]
Levi Reed's health adjusted by +5
Lemon (Levi Reed): I forgot to look up when I get two hits or not
Spring (Parry the Mule): I forgot to ask if Parry gets more than one
TMO (Rothuss Carder): Why is Levi hitting himself?
BOB 2/3 so one attack then two attacks next round
[TURN] Ratbone Carder
Lemon (Levi Reed): Because he's an idiot?
Ratbone Carder: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Severe] [d20-4 = -1]
Attack [-1] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Knife) [at Cat Great, Leopard] [Hit-AC: 21 vs. 6 ] [AC: 21 ] [MISS]
[TURN] Rothuss Carder
Ratbone Carder: Damn, and there goes my knife
Spring (Ratbone Carder): i dunno why my ammo is still 1. i used ranged
Rothuss Carder: Oh JEEZ!! *caught unawares, he scrambles across the ground towards Parry, trying to grab his sabre from the ground and slash at the cat*
Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Tumbling [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20 = 4]
Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 1]
Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Cat Great, Leopard] [Hit-AC: 18 vs. 6 ] [AC: 18 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]
[TURN] Cat Great, Leopard
Lemon (Levi Reed): YOU GUYS, I just remembered I have bacon. Do I cook it after my watch or save it for tomorrow?
BOB The leopard jumps back across the streams and flees into the jungle
Carissa (Vee Barlett): If you cook it after your watch, third watch will eat it all.
Lemon (Levi Reed): Parting shots?
[ROUND 1]
Lemon (Levi Reed): I'm not sure if you're joking but I definitely meant IRL and I'm not sharing
Carissa (Vee Barlett): LOL
BOB No to parting shots but good idea
TMO (Rothuss Carder): I scared it away!
Shislif (MeLange): nice
Carissa (Vee Barlett): save it for tomorrow then
wyjyoon (Temperance): Nice!
BOB still second watch to discuss
Lemon (Levi Reed): good enough. I didn't WANT to kill it but... with heavy damage, it's chances of survival aren't great
Ratbone Carder: goes to retrieve the knife
Levi Reed: Poor leopard
Rothuss Carder: Did it get Parry at all?
Ratbone Carder: hopefully we dont look like easy prey now and it won't be back
Levi Reed: I don't think so... I hate to wake Jericho up to check if we don't need to
Levi Reed: inspects Parry
Carissa (Vee Barlett): cats have nine lives, it's fineee
Rothuss Carder: [TOWER] [SKILL] Detect Noise [PERCENT:Detect Noise] (vs. Target 20) [SUCCESS by 9] [d100 = 11]
Rothuss Carder: listens
Parry the Mule: snorts, huffing and puffing
BOB Awheem a Whooop a Wheen a whop
Parry the Mule: jumpy
BOB For Rothuss' listening
Levi Reed: I don't see any obvious injuries
Levi Reed: Just scared, probably
Levi Reed: Maybe you can play her a lullabye or something, Ratbone?
Parry the Mule: gets out the lute
TMO (Rothuss Carder): talented!
Levi Reed: Wow, Perry!
Spring (Parry the Mule): LOL
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
Ratbone Carder: gets out the lute
wyjyoon (Temperance): Musically-inclined, indeed
TMO (Rothuss Carder): joins in
Rothuss Carder: joins in
Rothuss Carder: plays backup
Spring (Ratbone Carder): this is not one i made up
Ratbone Carder: (singing) do not sleep, my starling
Ratbone Carder: sleep, my doe
Ratbone Carder: she is wrapped in curtains, laid in snow
Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Musical Instrument [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 7]
Ratbone Carder: she will bury you inside her fur
Ratbone Carder: do not sleep, she waits for you to sleep
Ratbone Carder: do not sleep, she waits for you to sleep
BOB smiles
Ratbone Carder: [SKILL] Musical Instrument Lute [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 1]
BOB very nice
Lemon (Levi Reed): She just keeps getting better!
wyjyoon (Temperance): Interestingly paradoxical
Rothuss Carder: I think you knocked out Levi too, sis.
Levi Reed: Nah, not yet
Ratbone Carder: shrugs
Levi Reed: But I got a little rum set aside for just that purpose
Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 15]
Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Club) [at Levi Reed] [AC: 4 ]
TMO (Rothuss Carder): JUST KIDDING
Lemon (Levi Reed): lol
Effect ['Speak with Animals'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Jericho]
The date is Be____de, 5th Sow (Late Spring), 587 SGR
Young Moon's phase is Full Moon
Old Moon's phase is Waning Gibbous
The time is 2:00 AM
Ratbone Carder: (LINK)
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t6j-icKEB4">(LINK)</a>
BOB Time to wake the third watch
Rothuss Carder: Vee, Matty, and Lirt, was it? I'll get Matty, Ratbone can wake Lirt, and Levi gets Vee.
Levi Reed: gently nudges Temperance
Levi Reed: What, no!
Ratbone Carder: wake up, Lirt
Levi Reed: I'll wake Temperance, and those three can draw straws for Vee
Rothuss Carder: Too late Levi. I already called it.
Rothuss Carder: shakes Matty's shoulder.
Matthias Crowtooth: screams
Levi Reed: Temperance, wake up
Rothuss Carder: grins at him.
Temperance: blinks and rubs her eyes after being nudged.
Matthias Crowtooth: The daggers in the night!
Temperance: Hello
Matthias Crowtooth: THE DAGGERS!
Levi Reed: Your turn
Matthias Crowtooth: Oh, hi Rothuss. Is it time for our shift?
Rothuss Carder: Good, now that everyone else is awake too....
Levi Reed: We scared off a panther coming after Parry, but otherwise nothing to report
Lemon (Levi Reed): leopard, panther, whatever
Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 16) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 20]
Vee Barlett: sleeps through the screaming
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Did she just poop herself?
TMO (Rothuss Carder): Yes. Absolutely
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Oh, that's what the constitution check was for
Vee Barlett: is ASLEEP asleep
Temperance: attempts to gently shake Vee
Lirtimya: Props herself up at the screaming
Rothuss Carder: Good night, Matty. Watch out for leopards.
Matthias Crowtooth: grabs a wooden plank and hands it to Temperance
Matthias Crowtooth: Here, keep your distance
Ratbone Carder: yeah i was trying to wake you more gently than that
Temperance: blinks at the wooden plank, but accepts and steps back
Carissa (Vee Barlett): you are also free to let her sleep
BOB Night Matty, watch for leopards, might kill you in the morning
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Just yell that there's a boat waiting for her
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (if Vee doesn't get him first)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): See??? First Matey!! She gets it.
Matthias Crowtooth: looks for a pan of warm water he can put Vee's hand in
Carissa (Vee Barlett): oh Matty REALLY wants to be stabbed
Matthias Crowtooth: or dump in her lap if that doesn't work...
Temperance: Captain, I think Matthias is trying to dench you with river water.
Lirtimya: Vee, there's a ship for you outside, so you should probably wake up
Matthias Crowtooth: gets bored and wanders outsdie to take his watch
Vee Barlett: Wha? A ship? A DAMN IT! Is it that shipment of....oh, damn. We still in a Jungle?
Vee Barlett: yawns
Levi Reed: goes to sleep
Ratbone Carder: so yeah in case you didn't hear, there was a leopard. we injured it and scared it off
Ratbone Carder: i'm to bed now.
Lirtimya: Yeah, still in the jungle
Vee Barlett: We'll feed Matty to it if it comes back.
Matthias Crowtooth: wanders outside as well as visiting outsdie, which is a lovely place this time of year, admittedly
Rothuss Carder: leans back against the wall and attempts to go to sleep again.
Vee Barlett: I'm getting up....
Vee Barlett: yawns and goes outside
Temperance: Keeps ahold of the wooden plank and follows
Matthias Crowtooth: wonders if Temperance is going to knock out Vee and stage a coup....
Vee Barlett: At least on sea leopards don't try to attack ya...
Vee Barlett: Whatcha actin' suspicious 'bout Matty?
Rothuss Carder: *cough* eagles *cough*
TMO (Rothuss Carder): *cough* eagles *cough*
Lirtimya: Should I do some fishing for food later?
Michael (Jericho): lol TMO
Lirtimya: Assuming the big cat doesn't come back
Matthias Crowtooth: Trying not to make a lot of noise so anyone sneaking up on us doesn't see me. If that's being suspicious...
Vee Barlett: You can now if ya want, Matey. Help pass the time then maybe we can have some for breakfast.
Michael (Jericho): I don't know, them Sea Leapards are pretty vicious....
Vee Barlett: You just a walkin' ball of suspicion.
Matthias Crowtooth: Paranoia. And it is from being around you all the time.
Vee Barlett: Fair.
Vee Barlett: How you holdin' up, New Girl?
Temperance: Fairly well, thank you. Please don't try to knock each other out again.
Michael (Jericho): Oh my god! They are terrifying!
Michael (Jericho): (LINK)
<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leopard_seal">(LINK)</a>
Lirtimya: Grabs some of the fishing gear and tries to find some bait
Vee Barlett: Nah, won't do that. Next time I'll stab him.
Temperance: offers the wooden plank to Matthias
Temperance: Do you suppose you'll need that?
Matthias Crowtooth: Nah, that won't put her down. Need garlic and a wooden stake for that.
Vee Barlett: glares at Matty
Lirtimya: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 12]
Matthias Crowtooth: waves
BOB Yes to Lirt to find somethign to use as bait
Vee Barlett: Thinkin' I may downgrade you to loo cleaner.
BOB and be able to fish
Temperance: Alright, alright, if there are any stakes or stabbing, it should be for outside threats.
Matthias Crowtooth: So, invite her outside and then stake her. Got it.
Lirtimya: Prepares the gear and starts to fish for some food
Temperance: We did get reports about a large feline
Matthias Crowtooth: squints at Vee.
Matthias Crowtooth: squints at Vee
Matthias Crowtooth: Don't see it. More of a fish or a reptile than cat.
Vee Barlett: gives him the finger
Lirtimya: [SKILL] Fishing [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 5]
Matthias Crowtooth: tosses back the finger, wondering where she got it from
Matthias Crowtooth: grossed out, wipes hands on pants
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Lol
BOB She doesn't give you time for questions As she locks up your arm in hers And you follow 'till your sense of which direction Completely disappears
wyjyoon (Temperance): Year of the Cat
Vee Barlett: Oooh! That splashin' I hear? You catch us breakfast, Matey?
Lirtimya: I am, hopefully some very good breakfast
wyjyoon (Temperance): Momentarily wondered if I had to roll bureaucracy to navigate their bickering lol
Vee Barlett: Ya keep provin' why yer first matey here.
Vee Barlett: stares at Matty
Temperance: Do you need some assistance?
Lirtimya: Please don't get me stabbed
Matthias Crowtooth: bats his eyes at Vee
Vee Barlett: He's gonna have to go through me first.
Matthias Crowtooth: I have a sword. I can stab through both of you
Vee Barlett: And I got a long trident. Don't even gotta get up from here to stab ya.
BOB But, the drum-beat strains of the night remain In the rhythm of the new-born day You know sometime you're bound to leave her But, for now you're going to stay
Matthias Crowtooth: It's not the length. It's how you use it.
Matthias Crowtooth: defensive
TMO (Rothuss Carder): Please, please, girls, you're BOTH pretty. Now shut up and let me sleep. :P
Vee Barlett: Eh, it's fine. Great thing is, even if ya somehow win, I know ya'd still die in the end. Ain't no way my dads would let ya live.
wyjyoon (Temperance): Listen, I've been trying to tell them that this whole time : D
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
Matthias Crowtooth: True, but they will be looking for Matthias Crowtooth, not Martin Eagletalon
Vee Barlett: rolls eyes
Matthias Crowtooth: Eagle...fang? Does that sound better?
Vee Barlett: Nah, they be lookin' for a scrawny giraffe kid.
Matthias Crowtooth: I'm not committed to one name. I am willing to switch it up.
Vee Barlett: Hmm, more like gulltooth.
Matthias Crowtooth: grumbles about mafia princesses and rivers
Vee Barlett: Gullmouth?
Matthias Crowtooth: Matthias Mafiaprincessslayer?
BOB One of these nights One of these crazy old nights We're gonna find out, pretty mama What turns on your lights
Vee Barlett: Martin Gullshit.
Matthias Crowtooth: Fair enough, VIRGINIA
Temperance: raises her eyebrows, committing pieces of information to memory
Matthias Crowtooth: squints again.
Vee Barlett: Nah, it's Violet right now.
Lirtimya: Sighs and just continues to fish
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (how would HE know??)
Matthias Crowtooth: You seem more like a Ginny than a Vee
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (she's never told anyone)
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): (he was threatened by one of your dads)
Vee Barlett: Nah, it's gotta start with a V. And I ain't no Vinny.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (lol)
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): (Well, both... but only one called you Virginia)
Temperance: approaches Lirtimya
Temperance: Do you require any assistance?
BOB I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself I've been searching for an angel in white I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both And I can feel her, but she's nowhere in sight
Spring: Okay I gotta go to work
Vee Barlett: Matty? He needs lots of help, yeah.
Spring: see y'all later
BOB Have a great night Spring
Carissa (Vee Barlett): night spring!
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Bye! Have a good rest of your night!
'Spring' disconnected
wyjyoon (Temperance): Bye Spring!
Lirtimya: If you're any good at fishing, getting breakfast twice as quickly is always better
Michael (Jericho): I think bob is a little lost in the muse tonight :)
Shislif (MeLange): take care spring :)
Michael (Jericho): Bye Spring!
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Goodnight!
Matthias Crowtooth: looks around for fishing gear
TMO (Rothuss Carder): night Spring!
Lemon (Levi Reed): bye spring!
Vee Barlett: Matty can help ya cook it up. I'll help ya eat it.
Matthias Crowtooth: Don't ask what's in the food, though
Vee Barlett: I learnt that long ago.
Lirtimya: I can do cooking, although competent help is always welcome
Michael (Jericho): Hey guys, I'm starting to fade too :(
Michael (Jericho): Anything more I can do to help?
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Get anything sharp away from Vee
Michael (Jericho): lol
Michael (Jericho): anything else?
wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): lol
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Get MeLange away from that poor mule
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
Lemon (Levi Reed): Yes, Michael, stop injuring yourself
Shislif (MeLange): hey stop picking on Mel :)
Michael (Jericho): Sigh. Love you all! I'll keep up on the Web
Michael (Jericho): :)
TMO (Rothuss Carder): gnite!
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Goodnight!
Shislif (MeLange): night
wyjyoon (Temperance): Night Michael!
Michael (Jericho): Keep your song love through the week bob :) Great picks haha
Carissa (Vee Barlett): night!
Shislif (MeLange): we all calling it a night?
'Michael' disconnected
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): If MeLange threatened to stab Matty as much as Vee did, Matty would probably be nicer
Carissa (Vee Barlett): just those two
BOB It is still third watch
BOB then morning
Shislif (MeLange): ok
BOB want to get to the Church of the Mists so you can start there next week
Shislif (MeLange): ah so Matty responds to mean ppl, check
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Or just skip the threatening and stab Matty outright. He'd understand
Shislif (MeLange): just on the side somewhere
Shislif (MeLange): just a few times
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Matty: "Oh....kay..... yeah... that...s fai.....r...."
BOB Someplace he will not notice
Shislif (MeLange): on the butt cheek lol
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): He will definitely notice if he has a sharp pain in his buttcheek
wyjyoon (Temperance): The fact that he has to be stabbed in the first place
Lemon (Levi Reed): In the knee
Shislif (MeLange): ouch
Lemon (Levi Reed): He used to be an adventurer...
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Matty wakes up to find that the butts of all of his pants have been stabbed repeatedly
Shislif (MeLange): n let that be a lesson to ya!
wyjyoon (Temperance): Moral of the story: watch your backside
Lemon (Levi Reed): lol
Shislif (MeLange): good moral
Lirtimya: Just a-fishin'
The time is 6:00 AM
Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Fishing [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 9) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 10]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): didn't realize his WIS was so low but that explains a LOT
BOB Lirt presents Matty with a nice brace of fish to cook
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Lol
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): His wisdom is a respectable 10. It just seems smaller from this angle
BOB uff
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
Lemon (Levi Reed): Plus it's cold...
Lemon (Levi Reed): Maybe he went for a swim...
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): very cold
Lemon (Levi Reed): excuses excuses
wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol
Lirtimya: Matty you want some help cooking? I'd say I'm at least decent at it
BOB Does anyone have cooking?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Well, not like any of you are going to see his wisdom ever again
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Matty does
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Lirt
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Lirt has a 16
Carissa (Vee Barlett): oh sweet go Lirt
Matthias Crowtooth: You want to steal my food as well as my job?
Matthias Crowtooth: fingers his dagger
Lirtimya: I caught it
Matthias Crowtooth: And handed it to me
Matthias Crowtooth: sighs dramatically.
Matthias Crowtooth: Fine, I would LOVE to get your help, Lirtimya
Vee Barlett: Play nice, you two.
Lirtimya: Now let's start cooking, the faster we do it the less time you have to spend time helping me
Matthias Crowtooth: We are playing nice. Next, we will be braiding grass into each others' hair.
Lirtimya: [SKILL] Cooking [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 16) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 19]
Vee Barlett: Nice. Might make ya smell better.
Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Cooking [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 9]
BOB If two people have the same skill the one with the lower stat can add half of thiers to the other person's to help them pass the check
Rothuss Carder: Aww... my son has his first nemesis....
Rothuss Carder: ooc
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
TMO (Rothuss Carder): Aww... my son has his first nemesis....
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): (Uh.... 13)
wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol
Lemon (Levi Reed): I'm sorry what? Was this always a thing?
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Oh come on, it just barely didn't land on the 3
BOB So Matty adds 6 to Lirts check which means it suceeds
Carissa (Vee Barlett): right? we need to do that for obs and alertness!
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Oh nice
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Wait, Lirt has higher than a 13 on cooking?
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Lirt has a 16
wyjyoon (Temperance): I think it was 16 right
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Mother of pearl....
BOB Yes that was always a thing BUT then you only get the one check not two or three for alterness
TMO (Rothuss Carder): oddly... that means Ratbone should be aiding Rothuss with music. He's 1 higher.
Matthias Crowtooth: grumbles but helps Lirt to not burn the food
BOB It does not apply to everything but
Lemon (Levi Reed): I mean... call me crazy, but it seems like sometimes it would be more useful to have a guaranteed alertness rather than take teh chance?
BOB You always fail on a 1 or a 20
Carissa (Vee Barlett): good to know with navigation and such, too
BOB yes to Navigation
BOB Also it only worked because Matty suceeded
Lirtimya: Cooking the fish with Matty
Vee Barlett: Aww, y'all ARE playin' nice!
BOB It is morning on the 5th
Vee Barlett: comes over to grab some breakfast
Matthias Crowtooth: blinks at the morning sun
Matthias Crowtooth: Come and get it before the third shifters eat it all!!
Matthias Crowtooth: proceeds to eat it all (not really)
BOB I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself I've been searching for an angel in white I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both And I can feel her, but she's nowhere in sight
Carissa:
Temperance: Perhaps the smell of food eased them into camraderie
Vee Barlett: BREAKFAST TIME! WAKE UP, Y'ALL!
BOB Fish don't fry in the kitchen; Beans don't burn on the grill. Took a whole lotta tryin' Just to get up that hill. source: (LINK)
<a href="https://www.lyricsondemand.com/tvthemes/thejeffersonslyrics.html">(LINK)</a>
Levi Reed: yawns and stretches
Levi Reed: Parry ok?
Rothuss Carder: does not move
MeLange: yawns
Vee Barlett: Who?
BOB No one checked on Parry
MeLange: stretches
MeLange: twists left and right
Levi Reed: The mule?
BOB I did clear ownership
Matthias Crowtooth: grabs the wooden plank and goes to poke Rothuss
Matthias Crowtooth: Wakey-wakey, fish and bakey
Vee Barlett: Oh. It was sleepin' I think.
Levi Reed: She
Vee Barlett: Sure.
Rothuss Carder: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 9) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 15]
Vee Barlett: Feel free to check on her.
Rothuss Carder: rolls over
MeLange: goes to check on Parry
Levi Reed: Don't you have some kind of animal skills or something?
Levi Reed: Until Jericho gets out of the bathroom, anyway
MeLange: [SKILL] Animal Lore [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 9]
Vee Barlett: Same as you, yeah?
Matthias Crowtooth: shrugs, grabs some warm water and puts it in a bowl
Vee Barlett: You like them land critters better.
BOB A female mule that has oestrus cycles, and so could, in theory, carry a foetus, is called a "molly" or "Molly mule", although the term is sometimes used to refer to female mules in general. A male mule is properly called a "horse mule", although it is often called a "john mule", which is the correct term for a gelded mule. A young male mule is called a "mule colt", and a young female is called a "mule filly".[4]
Matthias Crowtooth: puts Rothuss' hand in the warm water
Matthias Crowtooth: wanders off to look for the mule
Vee Barlett: Oh, looks like Melange got it. He's good with them animals.
Shislif (MeLange): was that from animal lore?
TMO (Rothuss Carder): I will accept this chain of events if you can explain a) where you got the bowl from, and b) where the hell you got warm water from
Shislif (MeLange): nice!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (fire from cooking the firsT)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): *fish
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): We were cooking, which implies a fire. The fact that we are near a stream means that we have water, and we presumably boiled it to clear it of disease
MeLange: hows our little mule filly doing eh?
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): If we have one pot, we probably have a second, which would be used as the 'bowl'
TMO (Rothuss Carder): totally off topic, btw... does anyone actually have fire starting?
Shislif (MeLange): Mel has flint and steel
BOB Only need that if you want to light something during combat,
TMO (Rothuss Carder): ah, okay then
Shislif (MeLange): oh ok
BOB everyone can start a fire eventually on their own
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): If we ate the fish raw, then I will retract the statement about tryin to get Rothuss to pee his pants
Carissa (Vee Barlett): we cooked it over a fire, Vee supports that trick on people who are not her
BOB ahhh Matty and Vee bonding
Carissa (Vee Barlett): typical sibling bonding
Vee Barlett: you fight but then team up to cause mischief
Lemon (Levi Reed): If we ate raw fish, none of us is going to be up for the rest of the journey today lol
Lemon (Levi Reed): We'll be fighting over the bathroom
wyjyoon (Temperance): Not trying to knock each other out, thankfully
Carissa (Vee Barlett): only sometimes
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Bathroom is whatever patch of ground gives you privacy from everyone else
BOB Some other people
Lemon (Levi Reed): This house has a bathroom!
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): I'm a man, and I don't need a bathroom when I am outside
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): I'm a man, and that means I don't need a bathroom, rather
Rothuss Carder: grumbles awake and staggers off to the stream on the other side of the hut.
Matthias Crowtooth: continues playing with Parry
BOB fresh spells for everyone
Lemon (Levi Reed): But there's one RIGHT THERE
Matthias Crowtooth: Who is a good alibi. You are... yes, you are
BOB Everyone is fully healed
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Next you will be asking me not to pee on the toilet seat....
Carissa (Vee Barlett): you better put the seat down or so help me
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): How else will I pee on it?
Lemon (Levi Reed): It doesn't look like this one has a seat
Shislif (MeLange): haha someone else peeing on stuff for once
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Drat. Now neither Vee nor Matty are happy
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
Lemon (Levi Reed): lol, Sharif
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): BOB, I hope you appreciate it. You have no idea how hard it is to come up with quotes for you
BOB LOL
wyjyoon (Temperance): No pressure
BOB So after a bit of breakfast and cleanup you head uphill
BOB towards where you think the Church of the Mists is
Lirtimya: [SKILL] Cartography [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 3]
Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 11) [FAILURE by 9] [d20 = 20]
Lirtimya: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 15]
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 1]
Lirtimya: [SKILL] Distance Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 16]
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Ranger Tracking [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 8]
Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 12]
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 15]
Matthias Crowtooth: Guys, I think that the Church of the Mists is this house we were just in.
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Botany [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 7]
Shislif (MeLange): lol
Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Etiquette [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 7]
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Direction Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 6]
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Distance Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20 = 9]
Temperance: [SKILL] Botany [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 10]
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Ranger Tracking [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 6]
Vee Barlett: That was smoke from the fire, not mist.
Lirtimya: [SKILL] Weather Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 14]
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Trail Marking [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 6]
Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Climb Walls [PERCENT:Climb Walls] (vs. Target 60) [SUCCESS by 21] [d100 = 39]
Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Cooking [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 5]
Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Dancing [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 17]
BOB lol
MeLange: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 13]
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): I saw dice and wanted to participate
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
Shislif (MeLange): me too
Levi Reed: Mel, you think you could find me a parrot who wants to be my pet?
BOB Ok so you are moving uphill, cutting a trail
BOB need two encounter rolls d20
Vee Barlett: Levi is a happy man. Look at him go.
MeLange: wish i could, but pretty sure i'd take it as a pet first though
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): At least I did get my cartography, so I can map
Vee Barlett: [d20 = 14]
Lirtimya: [d20 = 15]
Levi Reed: We can each get one, and they can be best buddies
Levi Reed: Just like us
MeLange: I love that idea!
BOB The group goes through the jungle where it is less dense
MeLange: just gotta figure out how to tame a parrot
Matthias Crowtooth: Mel, if you are getting us parrots, can you get me one that repeats rude things about the people I'm talking to?
BOB You loop up and around an outcrop
BOB and then in a small clearing you spot an opening where there is a clearing in the jungle
Temperance: We could technically get them to carry messages across distances, if we train them properly
BOB As you approach the clearing you hear the rushing of water
Levi Reed: Probably just gotta feed em real good
Levi Reed: That's how they tame me
Vee Barlett: Oh sweet melody.
Lirtimya: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 12] [d20 = 4]
MeLange: hear that water? sounds like its rushing
BOB Lirt leads the way
BOB and brings you to a small ledge
Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Move Silently [PERCENT:Move Silently] (vs. Target 20) [SUCCESS by 12] [d100 = 8]
BOB overlooking a pool of water
BOB with a water fall on the upper side
Matthias Crowtooth: looks around
BOB and the collums of a Church up in the middle of the water fall
Lirtimya: Points at the collums
Levi Reed: See! I told you this was the way!
Levi Reed: attempts to look like he was certain all along
TMO (Rothuss Carder): nope, I refuse to look at collums. Only columns. :P (sorry, had to)
Vee Barlett: Didn't doubt you for a second. Except a few times. Or more.
BOB grisn with TMO
Lemon (Levi Reed): The collum speaks... "my preeeeciousssss"
BOB There is no apparent way up there
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): climbing?
BOB and the path you were following seems to end at this clearing
Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Climb Walls [PERCENT:Climb Walls] (vs. Target 60) [FAILURE by 2] [d100 = 62]
Lemon (Levi Reed): Well into the waterfall, obviously
Carissa (Vee Barlett): time to build a boat???
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): WTH climbing? You keep failing me
BOB Matty falls from the tree
TMO (Rothuss Carder): helps Matty
Rothuss Carder: helps Matty
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Matty only flails
Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Climb Walls [PERCENT:Climb Walls] (vs. Target 50) [SUCCESS by 17] [d100 = 33]
Matthias Crowtooth: Son... of a motherless goat!
BOB and you can debate and come up with ideas so that next week everyone gets to find a way into The Mist
Carissa (Vee Barlett): uhh I don't get it
Carissa (Vee Barlett): so are we across the pond from the door that's up a waterfall?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): brain not computing
TMO (Rothuss Carder): I gave Matty half my skill, so he made it. is that the way it works?
Lemon (Levi Reed): Everyone knows there's always something hidden behind the waterfall
Lemon (Levi Reed): Either that or... did Lirt take Levitation?
BOB Essentially yes to Carissa, you are on ledge/opening/shelf on a pool below a waterfall with the church up top
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): No, I got one spell and I chose Melf's Acid Arrow
Carissa (Vee Barlett): so we need to get across the water AND up a cliff/waterfall, right?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): and/or behind the waterfall?
Shislif (MeLange): nice spot for a church
BOB At this point you do not know
Shislif (MeLange): told ya it would be romantic
Lemon (Levi Reed): Oh, I thought you got two for some reason
Carissa (Vee Barlett): ok
BOB But yes, either through the water fall or on top of the water fall make the most sense
Lemon (Levi Reed): Well, my vote is obviously check behind the waterfall first
Carissa (Vee Barlett): we need to get across the water first
Shislif (MeLange): yea Last of the Mohicans style
Carissa (Vee Barlett): I mean we could also attempt to swim
Levi Reed: build a raft?
Lemon (Levi Reed): ooc
Carissa (Vee Barlett): duh she's gonna
Lemon (Levi Reed): How deep is the water?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): only one way to find out
Lemon (Levi Reed): How rushing is the water?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): pushes matty in
BOB grins
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): drowns
Carissa (Vee Barlett): looks deep
Lemon (Levi Reed): Are we done with IC or can I check that now?
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): sinks to the bottom
BOB You get to look at skills, spells, gear, and come up with ideas over the week
BOB Want you to have everyone here for more fun
Shislif: i'll try to do website stuff since i won't be in next week
BOB Plus your primary priest is afk
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): And one of your rogues just murdered the other one
Lemon (Levi Reed): Ok well my first idea is stick a long branch in the water as far out as I can reach, to see if I can figure how deep it might be
BOB and your new priestess ...... maybe is not sure of you
Lemon (Levi Reed): And then raft
Carissa (Vee Barlett): you mean us scuffling didn't win her over??
User has gone AFK. (Dru5232321)
BOB chuckles
User is back. (Dru5232321)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): and constantly threating to kill each other?
Lemon (Levi Reed): Or swimming if the current isn't crazy or the waterfall too poundy
BOB It was a fun night
Carissa (Vee Barlett): can Levi stick a branch in first?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): I mean... that seems doable before we wrapup
BOB sticks a branch in and it hits bottom in 6 inches next to the ledge
Lemon (Levi Reed): Surely I can reach farther than 6 inches
BOB then goes BLOOOP into the water just another couple of feet out
Lemon (Levi Reed): Ah there we go
Carissa (Vee Barlett): so shapr drop, got it
Lemon (Levi Reed): Caulk the wagon and float it across the river
Carissa (Vee Barlett): so boat building! yay!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): nah, just let the ox wade through
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): What good is our priestess if she can't make us walk on water?
Lemon (Levi Reed): No, Parry will die!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Parry is a mule not an ox, she'll be fine!
[130 XP] -> Vee Barlett
[130 XP] -> Lirtimya
[130 XP] -> Rothuss Carder
[130 XP] -> Levi Reed
[130 XP] -> MeLange
[130 XP] -> Temperance
[130 XP] -> Ratbone Carder
[130 XP] -> Matthias Crowtooth
[130 XP] -> Jericho
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Ooooo, thank ye
Shislif: woohoo!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): yay points!
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Wooo xp
wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh cool, what's this?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): either end of night, writing prompts, or both
wyjyoon (Temperance): Ah
Lemon (Levi Reed): It better not be both
Shislif: hope it's not both
Rothuss Carder: *gobbles up the XP*
Lemon (Levi Reed): Or I demand a raise
Shislif: lol
BOB I awarded writing prompts earlier this week
Shislif: oh ok
Carissa (Vee Barlett): thumbs up emoji
wyjyoon (Temperance): If I had that ability, then I don't know if I'd give it to anybody else. I feel as though Vee and Matthias would try to swordfight while walking on water
BOB 4 of you are over 4,000 now
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Knife-fight. It is more personal that way
Lemon (Levi Reed): lol
Carissa (Vee Barlett): West Side Story. On ice. That's melted.
Lemon (Levi Reed): Yes, what they need is to get more personal
wyjyoon (Temperance): Yeah, I'm not going to enable more chaos
wyjyoon (Temperance): Although it is amusing
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): No, but your god will
Carissa (Vee Barlett): and you may or may not get that ability when you can start casting 3rd level spells which is like level 5 or 6?
Lemon (Levi Reed): One day you will embrace this chaos.
BOB When you're a Jet if the spit hits the fan You got brothers around, you're a family man You're never alone, you're never disconnected You're home with your own when company's expected You're well protected Then you are set with a capital J Which you'll never forget till they cart you away When you're a Jet, you stay a Jet
Carissa (Vee Barlett): it is inevitable
TMO (Rothuss Carder): I WILL ENABLE ALL THE CHAOS!!
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Hot take. Jets were in the wrong the entire movie and the Sharks were blameless
Carissa (Vee Barlett): IT IS YOUR DESTINY
Carissa (Vee Barlett): I don't know if I agree or not. I should watch it again one day.
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): #bernarddidnothingwronganddidn'tdeservetodie
BOB It is your Density
Lemon (Levi Reed): That's more of an ice cold take but ok
Carissa: I haven't seen it in like a decade
wyjyoon (Temperance): I'm assuming this is from West Side Story
Matthias Crowtooth: The new one put the blame more firmly on the Jets but the older one also mentioned that the Jets jumped Bernard on day one
Carissa: then it sounds like Jets are to blame
Matthias Crowtooth: Or I could be lying to you and Bernard was shown by secondary and tertiary evidence to be a monster
Lemon (Levi Reed): Fun fact, in college I had a MASSIVE crush on this guy who played um... the main white guy... in our college production. And we started chattin gone day and I asked him if he wanted to have lunch sometime, and he told me he was busy for the rest of the year. It was like February.
Carissa: lol maybe
Lemon (Levi Reed): tony! He played tony!
Lemon (Levi Reed): Tony was the white guy, right?
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): That's when you track down his dorm, barricade the doors, and burn the entire building down
BOB Puerto Rico my hearts in devotion Let it sink back in the ocean Always the hurricanes blowing Always the population growing And the money owing and the sunlight streaming
Carissa: lol
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): At least, that's what my first wife did to me
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): After that, I didn't have a place to live and I HAD to say yes to a date
JtomTMO: Goodnight everyone
Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Night!
BOB Night everyone
Carissa: night!
Lemon (Levi Reed): Goodnight mini!
BOB have a great week
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wyjyoon (Temperance): Night Jtom!
Lemon (Levi Reed): Oh, ok, goodnight everyone I guess
Levi Reed: gets kicked out of the chat
Shislif: night everybody :)
Carissa: jumps ships
Matthias Crowtooth: steals ship
Lemon (Levi Reed): BOB might as well play "closing time"
Carissa: dies
Matthias Crowtooth: CAPTAIN AT LAST!!
Carissa: and goes to bed
BOB lol
'Shislif' disconnected
Carissa: until next time.... Davy Jones will rise again.
Carissa: Nightttttt!
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TMO (Rothuss Carder): gnite
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