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Chat Log List - 2024 03 22 - Bear Went Over the Mountain - Formatted - Story

Image: Ruins in the forest

'wyjyoon' connected

'e2wolfe' connected

'seyfert' connected

GM: The conversations there are still going on

GM: Welcome Wendy, Eric, and Carissa

Claudius : No worries!

'seyfert' disconnected

'seyfert' connected

'mharmon1' connected

GM: Welcome back Carissa,

GM: Hello Michael

seyfert: it never loaded on my side originally

seyfert: pretty blues!

seyfert: feels a bit bright but meh

mharmon1: scaleui100

'Shislif' connected

mharmon1: Ugh

mharmon1: I can...kinda see now. But I can't tell if that's the font, or my horrifically broken and tired eyes

mharmon1: Hi guys, whoever ishere

Shislif: hi everyone!

wyjyoon: Hello, hello!

mharmon1: hey bud! how ya doing. Oh and hi Carissa, sorry, scrolled up. Oh, and hi Wendy!

Claudius : Hey all

mharmon1: Hey man! how's it going?

Shislif: Hey hey doing well thx, glad I'm able to join today :)

mharmon1: And that was to everyone haha. You too Eric

wyjyoon: Glad you're able to join us too Sharif! : )

GM: Hello Sharif

mharmon1: he's gonna have to replace me in like. Honestly, I have no idea if I will even make it an hour

mharmon1: Perfect timeing for him

GM: Sharif, this is Eric, a returning Dragonslayers, this is his second week back

Claudius : Glad to be back. I'll be gone next Friday. Taking the kids to Chicago for spring break.

GM: still doing the Live Stream

GM: be back as I can

mharmon1: no worries, you have a great stream going

mharmon1: proud of ya :)

mharmon1: (Not that he needs my validation lol)

seyfert: oops was making food hello whoever came during that time

'Master TMO' connected

mharmon1: Churches preserving archives is like candy to me bob

'LemonyLemon' connected

Shislif: Hi Eric! sorry I stepped away for a bit

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Hello friends!

Shislif: Hi Lemon!

Claudius : Hey there no worries!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Ouch, this green on gray is a little rough

wyjyoon: Hey Lemon : )

'JtomTMO' connected

Shislif: yea not crazy about this scheme lol

wyjyoon: Now that I look at it, yeah. That gray-green is a bit...

Shislif: So I hear we've become child sex traffickers now? That's nice

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I mean, I hope not

mharmon1: Wait what?

Shislif: lol

Claudius : lol

Shislif: just catching up

mharmon1: I read, but even then I never got THAT Vibe

Shislif: usually first vibe i get when it involves church n littler kids lol

mharmon1: Lemon and Carissa, do you think that the Chortle goblin is our new favorite?

mharmon1: BTW

mharmon1: Also lol Sharif

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): chortle gobling was pretty good, but I remain optimistic that we will continue to reach new heights with every battle

Shislif: nice

GM: Hello TMO and Lemon and JTom

mharmon1: Oh I don't know. Chaps goblin...I rode that one for a long time

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): heya

GM: They are almost done

GM: They said last question...... 3 questions ago

mharmon1: Hey TMO, Lemon, and JTom :)

seyfert: ok have food proper now hello everyone who came after that

mharmon1: I caught that too bob LOL

mharmon1: (They said they got party to go too after this, so I'm sure they'll get done eventually)

Shislif: party time, excellent

mharmon1: (Sorry Sharif, not us LOL)

mharmon1: (Watching his live stream)

mharmon1: They are clapping

Shislif: oh well lol

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I am debating food proper vs. like... endless cheese

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Hello everyone!

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Nice new GUI

mharmon1: Green text is hard on my eyes, but otherwise, not too shabby :) Then again, I am on a REALLY old Cathode ray monitor so...

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): yes, the green is very hard to make out on the gray background.

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): The text is dark green vs a dark grey background

mharmon1: And....they are done

GM: and done

GM: grins

GM: thank you Michael

mharmon1: Favorite Quote Bob: "History isn't everything...history is everything you preserved"

mharmon1: Great quote for that session

mharmon1: I would live in an archive it would house me and feed me

GM: and we can look at tweaking the layout next session

GM: Sorry for the delay

mharmon1: Why?

mharmon1: U gave us heads up

GM: grins, because I did not give too much advanced notice

GM: I like at least two weeks

seyfert: Did you even post it on YOUR own website?

GM: No

mharmon1: Oh god guys. We gott up our game if we now need to make it two weeks!

GM: Sad but true

seyfert: bad bob - 500 XP for you

mharmon1: :D

GM: grins

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): The rest of the UI seems good to me so far

mharmon1: Pff. He's like the Fedeal Reserve. He just prints more Carissa

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): lol

GM: I have 5 more to stream tomorrow

GM: and LOL

mharmon1: I'm here, just walking around a bit and trying to stay cognizant

e2wolfe (Claudius ): I'm here just eating too

GM: So do you have any questions as you are heading uphill along the path and you come to this opening on the stream

GM: you can continue to the left to keep going uphill,

Vee Barlett: That damn kid quiet down now?

GM: Yes

GM: But there is this cool playground you can take him to

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (not my kid, not my decision)

Vee Barlett: Sooner we're outta here, the sooner we're back on water.

mharmon1: I'm honestly really really distrubed at the poor guy following our crew, but not sure how to emotionally grasp it

Rothuss Carder: What is that thing?

Claudius : Its been pretty quiet so far. I have some rum if it acts up.

GM: and yes just noticed the two NPCs are missing

mharmon1 (Jericho): One sec, trying to find the map

Vee Barlett: Ain't sure if I'm offended by you wastin' rum on the kid or if that's a smart idea... ain't the good rum, right?

Image: Ruins in the forest

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (missing as in they went inside or that FG is messed up?)

Claudius : Nah just some cheap swill I took with me just in case

Vee Barlett: nods

Vee Barlett: Good.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Bob - going to do a Legend Lore just to see if he's heard about any former inhabitants that might have left structures this old around.

GM: ok

Shislif (MeLange): is Mel not along this trip?

Lirtimya: I don't think it's a wise idea to get the baby drunk, people usually get more chaotic when drunk, unless you plan to drink it to sleep

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Local History [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 7]

mharmon1 (Jericho): What's next? Milk of the Poppy?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Rum

Vee Barlett: Why not? My Pa used rum to quiet me down and I turned out fine.

Jericho: Stares at Vee

Jericho: wisely keeps his mouth shut

Rothuss Carder: Did you though?

GM: Rothuss knows that there are older ruins from the people who lived in the islands before the Great Cataclysm

Claudius : I mean if you mix it with some crushed fruit I'm sure he'll chug it down and crash

Vee Barlett: Exactly. New guy gets it.

Lirtimya: Shrugs

Jericho: Perhaps, we should not get the baby drunk. It's a developmental time for the child.

Lirtimya: I've never had to take care of kids, so, I wouldn't know

Jericho: And I say that as a semi medical professional, not as a smart ass

Vee Barlett: Whatever new guys says. The thing is his problem, yeah?

Lirtimya: Yeah

Jericho: I mean....yes?

Vee Barlett: SO we movin' on or y'all want to explore this place for some reason?

Claudius : Nods

Jericho: Honestly, kind of still wondering about Privateer versus Pirate. What was all that about legitimacy?

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 12]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Ranger Tracking [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 13]

Jericho: There's a legitimate kind of PIrate?

Jericho: I's that like....a Mercenary or something?

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 12]

NPC: Thuskar

Vee Barlett: clearly not going to answer

Levi Reed: I'm fine with either, but this place kind of gives me the heebie jeebies, and I'm a little worried aobut what's going to come out at night

Lirtimya: We've already found this area has some magical items, we did find that staff, so, there's a chance there could be some in that temple place

GM: It is noon

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Maybe I didn't see that part of the chat logs, but did you give a description of Thuskar bob? If so, I need to go back. I just caught that he's mostly good)

Claudius : Yeah basically. Get some fancy lord to write you a letter of marque and and you can raid ships of their enemy. Gotta share the loot for the privelagebut eh... I was just a marine there to board

mharmon1 (Jericho): (yea, that Green on gray is hell on my eyes, but no owrries for this week)

Jericho: Wait

Jericho: Vee!?

Vee Barlett: What?

Jericho: That sounds like your dream job!

Rothuss Carder: It's not piracy if a noble gives you permission?

Vee Barlett: Fuck the nobles.

Jericho: .....so

NPC: Avdotya Mirny

Jericho: That's a no?

Jericho: WHat if we found you a Nobel that you Like?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (and you didn't answer my earlier question - are the NPCs disappearing in GAME or in FG? Is it a game thing or a program error?)

Vee Barlett: Doubt that'll ever happen.

Lirtimya: Working for nobles sounds like the worst job, even if you like what you do

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Noble)

Vee Barlett: points to Lirt

mharmon1 (Jericho): Sigh

Vee Barlett: She gets it. They're bossy and needy and pay you to do their dirty work. Like the church. Restrictive.

mharmon1 (Jericho): What if we just make Vee a noble of her own private island. She can write her own Marque

Jericho: What if we just make Vee a noble of her own private island. She can write her own Marque

Shislif (MeLange): i like the birds on the map

Jericho: Would THAT work?

Rothuss Carder: That doesn't sound like anyone we know.

Jericho: I mean...no idea if it would fly

GM: In FG and I think I deleted them by mistake

Jericho: but it's like....Free raiding

GM: they are on the CT now

Claudius : I don't really know the whole law around it, but my old captain had one. Don't know how much hassle it was for him

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ok wasn't sure if it was a plot point, lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and did our rolls reveal anything....?

Vee Barlett: What was his name?

GM: Checking over additional rolls now

Jericho: Probably"something Barlett"

Jericho: Get it?

Vee Barlett: Rude.

Jericho: Chuckels. Sorry Vee, thought you might find that funny actually

Jericho: I'll work on my humor

Vee Barlett: You and Rothuss need to, yeah.

Levi Reed: What humor?

Jericho: Guffaws

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 15]

GM: Vee and Temperance both can see there is no one moving about

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Botany [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 15]

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Ranger Tracking [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 8]

Vee Barlett: Anyways, I ain't see any tracks.

Jericho: Nice dice roll on that one

GM: Ther are no apparent doors you can see from this side of the stream

mharmon1 (Jericho): Nice dice roll on that one

mharmon1 (Jericho): Pretty

Vee Barlett: Think there's loot inside? Probably too old to find anything good...

GM: Levi does not notice anything special about the plants in the area and does not spot any tracks

Jericho: I mean Vee, we're already out here. Might as well maximize investment?

Vee Barlett: Ladies first.

Vee Barlett: gestures for him to go

e2wolfe (Claudius ): ok not sure what I did there...

Jericho: I think you should work on humor too

Jericho: Elbows gently in ribs as he walks by

Vee Barlett: Don't make me shank you.

mharmon1 (Jericho): (where am I?)

Gargoyle: Advanced Effect ['IMMUNE:bludgeoning,slashing,piercing,!magic'] -> [to Gargoyle]

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Sorry, trying to walk past vee)

Jericho: So, I can't find Jericho. Can someone ping near him?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I tihnk Bob deleted him

Jericho: Ah. Well I can do a roll until then if Bob wants

Shislif (MeLange): deleted Mel?

MeLange: Advanced Effect ['Torch;LIGHT: 10/15 torch;Torch'] -> [to MeLange] [by Torch]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): actually FG deleted you guys last sessions off the map since you weren't active

Shislif (MeLange): yay

seyfert (Vee Barlett): but we can blame Bob if we want

GM: grins

mharmon1 (Jericho): Nah, maybe for a good reason but not that

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol

Shislif (MeLange): dang it Bob!

GM: jericho cannot walk on water or through people

Lirtimya: Maybe we'll find something magic in there, as I said earlier, we've already discovered this general area has had magic items in it

Vee Barlett: Come on, y'all. Stop bunching up.

mharmon1 (Jericho): ONly as far as you know....

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): he's just not high enough level yet

mharmon1 (Jericho): TMO Got it!

mharmon1 (Jericho): :D

Vee Barlett: CHey Claudius, you got any special skills? Like... with doors or traps or anythin'?

GM: Now watch as I delete Ratbone off of the CT

[TURN] Temperance

mharmon1 (Jericho): Well...That's an ominous Ziggaraut

Jericho: Well...That's an ominous Ziggaraut

Rothuss Carder: I think maybe most of them are.

Jericho: Anyone want to see from up there? Might be a hell of a view

Jericho: Points

Claudius : Could be some stuff in there we could sell...

Rothuss Carder: Of course!

Lirtimya: Be careful going in, if there's anything good left in there, there will probably be traps of some sort

Jericho: Uh, I actually intended on clmbing it first, but you know, after that

Levi Reed: I'm not the best at climbing... do those stairs look stable?

MeLange: Maybe you should take the lead Jeri

Jericho: Examines the Stairs

Jericho: Rests his foot on the first one, testing the weight. He examines them

MeLange: looks at Jericho

mharmon1 (Jericho): What is the material. Stone?

GM: Looks like stone

Levi Reed: Jericho is the LAST one who should be climbing

Jericho: Looks like Stone to me. How bad could it be?

Jericho: I can climb stairs

Jericho: Snaps

Jericho: I'm not that bad

Levi Reed: I'd rather the baby go first

Jericho: Blushes slightly

e2wolfe (Claudius ): Are there any entrances?

Lirtimya: Stone should be fine, just don't put too much weight on the corners

mharmon1 (Jericho): Uh oh. I thought I did a good line

GM: AND surprise for everyone

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (bob said not that we can see...on this side so maybe on another?)

GM: a d12

Jericho: [d8 = 7]

Rothuss Carder: [d12 = 1]

Vee Barlett: [d12 = 8]

GM: and Init

Lirtimya: [d12 = 1]

MeLange: [d12 = 3]

mharmon1 (Jericho): Pick the best

Claudius : [d12 = 10]

Temperance: [d12 = 5]

Shislif (MeLange): what does that mean?

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 11]

Rothuss Carder: [INIT] [d10 = 7]

Vee Barlett: [INIT] [d10 = 4]

Lirtimya: [INIT] [d10 = 5]

MeLange: [INIT] [d10 = 2]

Temperance: [INIT] [d10 = 10]

Levi Reed: [INIT] [d10 = 6]

Jericho: [INIT] [d10 = 3]

GM: so Rothus Lirt, Melange are all surprised and do not go this round

Temperance: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 16]

mharmon1 (Jericho): I have the High Ground Aniken! It's over!

MeLange: Whoa!

GM: Does Jerico or Claudius have altertness?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Laughs

mharmon1 (Jericho): no

MeLange: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 3]

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Levi does?

Claudius : [INIT] [d10 = 2]

GM: That would be great .... if Mel was not surprised

Shislif (MeLange): lol worth a shot

e2wolfe (Claudius ): No to the alertness bob

GM: I will give you that Lemon, Levi can make that ALterness check too

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20 = 5]

GM: so that give Levi a bonus chance to react to....

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 11]

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 9]

GM: a statue from the pillar suddenly LEAPS up and over at Jericho

Jericho: Uh oh

[TURN] Claudius

Temperance: [SKILL] Reading-Writing [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 5]

MeLange: Yikes!

mharmon1 (Jericho): Dimensions of Statue bob?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Round three?

GM: Levi can try something, then Claudius is up

GM: Round 1

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): How do you even hurt stone?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Hit it with a sledgehammer

Rothuss Carder: AHH! Statue!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): be without sin

mharmon1 (Jericho): Or crush it

GM: Mel and Lirt are both unable to do anything this round

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol Carissa

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Gargoyle] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 5 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]

GM: Yeah this chat is very hard to read now, sorry

mharmon1 (Jericho): No worries. We'll fix

GM: I cannot even ready that at all

Shislif (MeLange): blue on grey is muy terrible

GM: What was that roll and what did it do?

Claudius : [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [AC: 0 ] [d20+3 = 20]

GM: Can anyone read that?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): it was a miss from machete

GM: Ok

seyfert (Vee Barlett): 10 vs 5

mharmon1 (Jericho): Red it's dead. Blue, we rue

GM: and now Claudius is up

GM: Need to target first

GM: Or on the CT

e2wolfe (Claudius ): Sorry how do I do that again?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Menu - Combat Tracker

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): sorry, yeah, very miss. But I can't tell if it was just a bad roll or if it was because machete is useless on stone

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Then roll attack on the proper spot/token/name from that window

Claudius : [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20+3 = 22]

Attack [22] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Rapier) [at Gargoyle] [Hit-AC: -2 vs. 5 ] [AC: -2 ] [HIT]

GM: and roll damge the same way

e2wolfe (Claudius ): Two attacks the first round right Bob

GM: yes

Claudius : [DAMAGE (M)] Rapier [TYPE: slashing (2d4+5=13)] [2d4+5 = 13]

Damage [0] -> [to Gargoyle] [RESISTED]

GM: two attacks the first round three attacks on Even numbered rounds

seyfert (Vee Barlett): he can do that already??

Claudius : [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20+3 = 14]

Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Rapier) [at Gargoyle] [Hit-AC: 6 vs. 5 ] [AC: 6 ] [MISS]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): what character development thing did I miss to be able to do that earlier

e2wolfe (Claudius ): miss must be blue

seyfert (Vee Barlett): 6 vs 5

seyfert (Vee Barlett): he can do that already??

GM: Yes he took two weapons and specialized in it, Rangers cannot specialize is why Vee does not have that

[TURN] Jericho

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sadness but thank you for explanation

seyfert (Vee Barlett): also we need bludgeoning it looks like

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Or see if it talks

Jericho: [DAMAGE] Cause Light Wounds [TYPE: untyped (1d8=5)] [d8 = 5]

Damage [5] -> [to Gargoyle] [STATUS: Light]

Vee Barlett: Ya can't slash stone, you know, right?

mharmon1 (Jericho): It's a rock. Chill out people

e2wolfe (Claudius ): yeah looks like i'm gonna be a lotta no help

Jericho: It's just an animate statue

Jericho: It can break

Claudius : doesn't hurt to try!!

Levi Reed: Gonna need somebody strong to break that thing

Levi Reed: looking at MeLange

Vee Barlett: Maybe you can wrestle it.

MeLange shrugs

MeLange: what?

MeLange: why are you lookiing at me?

GM: Click done Michael

mharmon1 (Jericho): Bob. I think I cheated

mharmon1 (Jericho): My spell isn't going away

mharmon1 (Jericho): Sigh

Shislif (MeLange): I knew it!

Jericho: Jericho cast a spell NOT memorized.

Jericho: [CAST] Cause Light Wounds

GM: Just remember you cast one

GM: Ok that works too

[TURN] Vee Barlett

seyfert (Vee Barlett): write it on your notes

mharmon1 (Jericho): Sorry. Was paniking. I'm having trouble concentrating sorry

Vee Barlett: Not sure piercin' will do anythin' but...

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20+2 = 18]

Attack [18] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Gargoyle] [Hit-AC: -1 vs. 5 ] [AC: -1 ] [HIT]

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Trident [TYPE: piercing (1d6+2=4)] [d6+2 = 4]

Damage [0] -> [to Gargoyle] [RESISTED]

e2wolfe (Claudius ): How do you roll improvised weapons like a big stick as a club or a rock to use to smash it?

Vee Barlett: Damn.

[TURN] Lirtimya

[TURN] Gargoyle - [(IMMUNE:bludgeoning,slashing,piercing,!magic)]

mharmon1 (Jericho): You keep distracting it Vee! I'll keep pouring on the Necromancy

Jericho: You keep distracting it Vee! I'll keep pouring on the Necromancy

Vee Barlett: Pretty sure necromancy is illegal, kid.

Jericho: Er, that's what the spell class is

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (just roll a normal weapon attack without any bonuses and tell Bob what it was... and, er, dunno how to do damage for it though)

Levi Reed: But piracy isn't!

Jericho: snickers

Jericho: I can stop if you want

Vee Barlett: Just sayin' I wouldn't shout it out to the world like that if ya wanna be smart.

Gargoyle: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #1) [at Jericho] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 10 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

Jericho: No I get it

Gargoyle: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #2) [at Jericho] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 10 ] [AC: 3 ] [HIT]

Gargoyle: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #2 [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (1d3=3)] [d3 = 3]

Damage [3] -> [to Jericho] [STATUS: Light]

Jericho: Just don't shout out your pirate ways either and we'll call it a deal!

[TURN] Levi Reed

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (and this is when you have to now remember you cannot cast if you get hit)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Yes)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (But I did my best)

mharmon1 (Jericho): :)

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20 = 20]

Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Punching) [at Gargoyle] [Hit-AC: -3 vs. 5 ] [AC: -3 ] [CRITICAL HIT]

mharmon1 (Jericho): (TY for the reminder)

Vee Barlett: Y'all the ones makin' loud assumptions. I ain't ever confirmed nothin

Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2=2)] [d2 = 2]

Jericho: Did we have to!?

Jericho: Stumbles back

Shislif (MeLange): brb

Jericho: OOF

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): oops, do I need to roll it on the gargoyle?

GM: Yes you do

Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2=2)] [d2 = 2]

Damage [2] -> [to Gargoyle] [STATUS: Moderate]

[TURN] Rothuss Carder

Levi Reed: Take that, rocky jerk!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): moderate damage for a tiny punch? nice

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): (do I skip? or is this round 2?)

Jericho: Vee, can you take my mace? You need to blunt force trauma the asshole

GM: Skip for Rothuss

GM: and Levi that did not do damage

[TURN] Parry the Mule

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Then why did it say it did?

Gargoyle's health adjusted by +2

Vee Barlett: Nope. You'll have to figure that out with someone closer to you and who'll wanna take it.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): what??

GM: Because of how it was rolled during the attack

Claudius : Martial Arts: Low Kick [d20 = 12]

Jericho: Wait, so your actually hoping I CAN hit the thing? I can't even climb stairs!

Claudius : [DAMAGE (M)] Martial Arts Result:1 [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d0+3=4)] [d0+3 = 4]

Claudius : KNOCK OUT ROLL [TARGET:1] Knockout roll fail! [d100 = 17]

e2wolfe (Claudius ): oops

Levi Reed: So you ADMIT you can't climb stairs!

Jericho: Shut it Levi!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): wait wait wait

Jericho: I didn't even get the chance!

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Waiting)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): TWO things

GM: Parry is up

seyfert (Vee Barlett): No

Temperance: Maybe we should focus on the statue?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): What if I walked up to it, and hit it with the acid arrow? I mean, it doesn't seem to fight back

seyfert (Vee Barlett): First: explain the damage thing better

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Second: LEVI ROLLED CRITICAL AND CAN GO AGAIN

GM: When the attack and damage are rolled correctly on the token it takes into account the immunities

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): who is controlling Parry?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Sorry I can't find the Stop icon. We'll just pause

GM: It is immune to slashing and blugeoning

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Spring was and someone needs to take control once Bob releases it

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I did roll it on the icon the second time

seyfert (Vee Barlett): And piercing?? So what's left???

mharmon1 (Jericho): Magic

Shislif (MeLange): back

GM: I think you only rolled the damage on the icon Lemon

seyfert (Vee Barlett): So did Levi do damage or not.

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): What is the difference between an icon and a token?

Shislif (MeLange): does that mean we can't melee it?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): is it immune to piercing? Asking for a character with a piercing weapon.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Vee has one and it said resist when she hit

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Scroll up to see

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Unless we got Adamantine, but spoiler we dont)

Shislif (MeLange): hey no spoilers

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Does anoyone have a hammer? Just break it, or like, a chisel?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): So, again 1) Did Levi do damage or not and 2) Lemon can go again

mharmon1 (Jericho): Bob said Blungoning is immune

mharmon1 (Jericho): (To JTOM)

Shislif (MeLange): just a battle axe

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Shield bash it?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Distract it until Priests can Cause LIght Wounds it to death

mharmon1 (Jericho): Trap it with Net

Shislif (MeLange): what if you pour water on it?

Shislif (MeLange): or paper?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I can burn it then

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Mage has magic spells, too

mharmon1 (Jericho): Yep, so we have options. Just distract and trap?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I'm not too fussed about losing my second turn, I don't think I have anything that can hurt it. But I do want to know what the difference between icon and token is, so that I can start rolling my damage correctly

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I can burn it in two ways, with flames, or acid

seyfert (Vee Barlett): And/or we can back up and see if it is just protecting the place

GM: Ok found and fixed Parry,

GM: Open for anyone to run now

mharmon1 (Jericho): (You can try and push it over Lemon()

mharmon1 (Jericho): *It would let Jericho recover from a stubmle)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): That's what I want to know if that punch really did not damage or if Bob was trying to say it wasn't on the right token to know if a second hit is worth it.

GM: Levi did not do any damage, so far the only damage has been Jericho's spell

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Ah, good point

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ok

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Great. Next question. What's the difference between an icon and a token?

GM: The punch and martial arts buttons apparently are not working

GM: I just remembered that from last week and I never reported it

Shislif (MeLange): now youj're an accomplice

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): lol

MeLange: :)

Shislif (MeLange): ooc

Levi Reed: Martial Arts: Glancing blow [d20 = 16]

Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Punch Result:1 [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d0=1)] [d0 = 1]

Levi Reed: KNOCK OUT ROLL [TARGET:2] Knockout roll fail! [d100 = 77]

GM: So that works but cannot just use it on a token

GM: have to target first I think

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Great. Next question. What's the difference between an icon and a token

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20 = 19]

Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Punching) [at Gargoyle] [Hit-AC: -2 vs. 5 ] [AC: -2 ] [HIT]

Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2=1)] [d2 = 1]

Damage [1] -> [to Gargoyle] [STATUS: Moderate]

GM: That is so weird

mharmon1 (Jericho): (You break a Knuckle)

GM: It should NOT take that

Shislif (MeLange): brb bio break

mharmon1 (Jericho): Maybe the rules are whispering to you...

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): shhh let us have this

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): What if we cook it? If it stays in place we can cover it in flamable things, light it on fire, and stone tends to explode when it gets too hot

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL Carissa gets it

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Ok, so something is broken in the mechanics, it's not that I rolled wrong?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): llol mini it it stands still maybe

Jericho: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Mace, Footmans) [at Gargoyle] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 5 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

Jericho: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Mace, Footmans) [at Gargoyle] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 5 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

Jericho: [DAMAGE (M)] Mace, Footmans [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d6+1=2)] [d6+1 = 2]

Damage [0] -> [to Gargoyle] [RESISTED]

GM: see that is what is supposed to happen

mharmon1 (Jericho): That wasn't me, just fair warning

seyfert (Vee Barlett): maybe his punches are magical

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): My fists of fury are too good

GM: LOL

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Ok, so something is broken in the mechanics, it's not that I rolled wrong?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Falcon punch it lol

GM: Correct to Lemon

mharmon1 (Jericho): It looks like it Lemon if Bob is saying so

mharmon1 (Jericho): So....

mharmon1 (Jericho): Just Magic bob?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Fantastic. Next question. Can I use my second action to try and knock it over?

mharmon1 (Jericho): I thought that even some resistence didn't mean immune

Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: blungeoning (1d2=2)] [d2 = 2]

Damage [2] -> [to Gargoyle]

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Second action being because of rolling a crit

GM: DOH

Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: blugeoning (1d2=1)] [d2 = 1]

Damage [1] -> [to Gargoyle]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Magic Fist!

mharmon1 (Jericho): Behold,...the Fist of Fury!

wyjyoon (Temperance): *dramatic music plays in the background*

Shislif (MeLange): so we can punch this thing?

Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d2=1)] [d2 = 1]

Damage [0] -> [to Gargoyle] [RESISTED]

GM: Fixed

seyfert (Vee Barlett): looks like no, Bob fixed it

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I'm sure y'all have figured it out, but that's BOB testing things, not me punching the gargoyle over and over out of frustration

seyfert (Vee Barlett): BOOOOO

mharmon1 (Jericho): He who givith, takethe away

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Fantastic. Next question. Can I use my second action to try and knock it over?

Gargoyle's health adjusted by +3

GM: But I am only healing it back 3 points

GM: and yes to Levi

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yay pity points!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Great, final question... how do I do that?

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOLx

GM: and it was that Levi had a mispelling

GM: you make an opposed strength check on it to shove it down

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I... never learned.... to read!

GM: OR make a wrestling attack

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Knock it over and roll it to the river lol

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

GM: You could pin it down

mharmon1 (Jericho): Fair distance to do that kid

mharmon1 (Jericho): :D

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Isn't the river also downhill?

GM: and I just reported a new error, the NPCs do not have the Speak As icon now so I have to make up a new name for it

Jericho: Huh. It might be

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Wow, ok, I thought I was done with questions but that was inaccurate. What is an opposed strength check and how do I do it?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Sorry, OOC to JTOM

mharmon1 (Jericho): (You roll STR)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (BOB rolls STR)

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Because if we can just, send it down into the river, it should be gone ,it's stone, it doesn't float

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Ah, ok, great, let's try that

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Think Arm wrelstling)

Levi Reed: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 12] [d20 = 3]

GM: You roll your own strength, the other person rolls their strength and who ever gets better without going over wins

mharmon1 (Jericho): LIke 21

mharmon1 (Jericho): or something

Gargoyle: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 7] [d20 = 17]

GM: So Levi SHOVES the gargoyle over

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Bob am I correct in remembering the river is downhill?

GM: it lands on its side heavily

seyfert (Vee Barlett): breaks like a statue....?

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

Jericho: China Plates

GM: Yes down hill (down stream) from right to left

Jericho: Thanks Levi!

[TURN] Temperance

GM: Now Temperance is up

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): perfect ground to roll it then, just get it started with a good push and let it roll to it's doom

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I would volunteer to be Parry but I'm about to go half afk to cook...

mharmon1 (Jericho): Temprence! Cause Light Wounds!

Jericho: Temprence! Cause Light Wounds!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Ok, I don't have enough strength to push it

Jericho: It's breaking it from the inside out!

wyjyoon (Temperance): And are you sure you don't want me to keep spells for healing?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): But Parry's turn is close enough to mine, if no one else wants him

mharmon1 (Jericho): (We literally can't kill this without spells)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Idk man, Parry is pretty OP

mharmon1 (Jericho): (But I don't mind doing next round if you want :) )

mharmon1 (Jericho): Parry is a badass...

mharmon1 (Jericho): (You can hold)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): we can camp and regain overnight if we need so please don't hesitate with spells

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Just to see :) )

wyjyoon (Temperance): I don't mind! Just wanted to cover all bases first

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I don't want you to never do anything else if you want

mharmon1 (Jericho): (And you rock for doing that!)

Temperance: Temperance tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

Temperance: Temperance forced re-roll of initiative.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): nope not init

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh unless holding?

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Wend,y no matter what we all say, you are your character even when we might find fault. You are 100 percent good for whatever you do)

GM: Temperance is last in the round

wyjyoon (Temperance): I'm trying to do the spell thing, sorry. Figuring it ou

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): If I take Parry, can he go after Temp?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): no worries take your time

GM: Yes to Lemon

mharmon1 (Jericho): No worries. Under Powers, Hit "Standard" Drag the Damage to the Icon on the Map of the Statue

seyfert (Vee Barlett): you might have to change the view of spells

GM: Drag the spell not just the damge

mharmon1 (Jericho): Yes that. Sorry

LemonyLemon (Parry the Mule): Ah, nevermind, Parry only has bludgeoning as well

Temperance: Temperance cast a spell NOT memorized.

LemonyLemon (Parry the Mule): Afk for cooking

seyfert (Vee Barlett): te display from "group" to something else to give that option

Temperance: [CAST] Cause Light Wounds [at Gargoyle]

User has gone AFK. (LemonyLemon)

wyjyoon (Temperance): Did I do the thing

GM: now you can drag the damage over

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so yes but no... that is a touch spell

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I think?

Temperance: [DAMAGE] Cause Light Wounds [TYPE: untyped (1d8=8)] [d8 = 8]

Damage [8] -> [to Gargoyle] [STATUS: Heavy]

mharmon1 (Jericho): Wiat

mharmon1 (Jericho): We cheated

wyjyoon (Temperance): Um. I did a thing?

mharmon1 (Jericho): She can't do that this round

mharmon1 (Jericho): She would need to move and then cast

wyjyoon (Temperance): I can't?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Touch spell

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh sorry

mharmon1 (Jericho): I'm so sorry Wendy, don't listen to me

seyfert (Vee Barlett): more than that, did you move?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): you cannot move then cast

seyfert (Vee Barlett): but you might still have another useful spell to try

Gargoyle's health adjusted by +8

wyjyoon (Temperance): Um... I didn't move. I think BOB moved my icon

seyfert (Vee Barlett): well shame on him

mharmon1 (Jericho): Yeah, don't let us stop you. Sorry.

GM: Yes to the look for another spell

GM: and yes I did move the icon

mharmon1 (Jericho): I was foolish on that. Thank you for remembering the Touch Sepll Carissa

mharmon1 (Jericho): I'm very tired

seyfert (Vee Barlett): no worries you learn and go

wyjyoon (Temperance): Can I move and then cast Cause Light Wounds?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and this isn't a stressful fight mostly

seyfert (Vee Barlett): nope

seyfert (Vee Barlett): no casting after any moving on same round

seyfert (Vee Barlett): or if you get hit

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh gotcha

mharmon1 (Jericho): You could just yell encouragements or bless :)

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): If we want to roll it into the river it will need to have a clear path, instead of using all of our spells

seyfert (Vee Barlett): you may have some fire spell or nature damage maybe

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): or shout Bless as an encouragement

seyfert (Vee Barlett): bless is before we fight, I don't think it is during

mharmon1 (Jericho): We can roll it into the river too I guess. Not sure if that will do what we want, but can't hurt. I will say that while it's down, we all essentially have a kinda free action to wail on it

seyfert (Vee Barlett): or that was a bad joke....

mharmon1 (Jericho): RIght again Carissa

mharmon1 (Jericho): God. Just gonna stop talking the rest of this fight

wyjyoon (Temperance): I have something called Spiritual Hammer

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Well, stone doesn't float, so, hopefully even if it doesn't drown it just sits underwater

wyjyoon (Temperance): But I don't know if it needs any materials to do the spell

GM: Yes that would give you a magical weapon Wendy

wyjyoon (Temperance): Ok, but if I cast, i won't be able to use it in the same round, right?

GM: You need a war hammer

GM: you then cast the spell and throw the hammer at your enemy to smit them

GM: smite

**Spell: Spiritual Hammer Level 2 Invocation ------- Casting Time: 5 Range: 10 yds./level Components: V, S, M Duration: 3 rds. + 1 rd./level ------- Description: By calling upon his deity, the caster of a spiritual hammer spell brings into existence a field of force shaped vaguely like a hammer. As long as the caster concentrates upon the hammer, it strikes at any opponent within its range, as desired. Each round the caster can choose to attack the same target as the previous round or switch to a new target that he can see anywhere within his maximum range. The spiritual hammer's chance to successfully hit is equal to that of the caster, without any Strength bonuses. In addition, it strikes as a magical weapon with a bonus of +1 for every six experience levels (or fraction) of the spellcaster, up to a total of +3 to the attack roll and +3 to the damage roll for a 13th-level caster. The base damage inflicted when it scores a hit is exactly the same as a normal war hammer ( 1d4+1 points on opponents of man size or smaller, or 1d4 points on larger opponents, plus the magical bonus). The hammer strikes in the same direction as the caster is facing, so if he is behind the target, all bonuses for rear attack are gained along with the loss of any modifications to the target's AC for shield and Dexterity. As soon as the caster ceases concentration, the spiritual hammer spell ends. A dispel magic spell that includes either the caster or the force in its area of effect has a chance to dispel the spiritual hammer. If an attacked creature has magic resistance, the resistance is checked the first time the spiritual hammer strikes. If the hammer is successfully resisted, the spell is lost. If not, the hammer has its normal full effect for the duration of the spell. The material component of this spell is a normal war hammer that the priest must hurl toward opponents while uttering a plea to his deity. The hammer disappears when the spell is cast. ------- Source: Players Handbook

wyjyoon (Temperance): Ok, so magical hammer that uses strength check or no because it's a spell?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Sorry, I'm asking a lot of questions lol

mharmon1 (Jericho): You are fine

GM: Correct no need for a weapon proficiency or strength because it is magical

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): the fact that you have to carry a brace of war hammers on you every time you go on a cross-country trip is ridiculous

e2wolfe (Claudius ): ask away I'm learning a lot!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): better to ask and get it all right

GM: Because you just learned the spell a couple of days ago game time I will rule you have 1 hammer to use to cast the spell

seyfert (Vee Barlett): wooo!

mharmon1 (Jericho): JTOM, even downhill, I don't think we could get it 60 feet to the river in time for it to get back up

GM: but you will have to go find/buy more to use for the next casting

mharmon1 (Jericho): Thoughts?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Keep going Wendy, just thinking

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Won't it have to roll to get out of tumbling?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I say let Tempe smash the ever living hell out of it

mharmon1 (Jericho): Or we just do that :)

LemonyLemon (Parry the Mule): Yeah if we all take turns rolling it, how would it be able to get up?

GM: If you look at the CT Michael you can see who goes before the gargoyle does

mharmon1 (Jericho): Ah, then I'm for that plan

LemonyLemon (Parry the Mule): But yes, I agree with letting Temperance smash it

wyjyoon (Temperance): No worries! I'm thinking about using the hammer spell, since BOB is so generous about giving me a free hammer :)

mharmon1 (Jericho): No problem :)

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Let Temperance smash it, if that doesn't kill it, roll it

GM: Thuskar and Mirny are not participating in the combat unless Jericho gets into serious trouble

mharmon1 (Jericho): Mirny?

GM: Then he will rush forward to save him

Temperance: Temperance cast a spell NOT memorized.

mharmon1 (Jericho): Why would they help Jericho

seyfert (Vee Barlett): it's down and will have to stand up again before it can attack (presumably) so you can have time to smash if you want and we can keep tackling it

Temperance: [CAST] Spiritual Hammer [at Gargoyle]

mharmon1 (Jericho): And Thuskar better the fuck not

mharmon1 (Jericho): I mean it bob

Temperance: [DAMAGE] Spiritual Hammer [TYPE: bludgeoning, magic (1=1)] [ = 1]

Damage [1] -> [to Gargoyle]

GM: and there you go

LemonyLemon (Parry the Mule): Thuskar is your pet now

GM: that DID do damage

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oh god. Please DON"T say that Lemon :(

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): 1hp only???

seyfert (Vee Barlett): wooooo!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): wait yeah

GM: she only rolled a one

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Why is the dice d1??

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): on a d1

GM: Hmmm

mharmon1 (Jericho): Plus bonus of 1 right bob?

GM: checking that

mharmon1 (Jericho): Should at least be 2 right?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I think even higher. Kenna could KO things with her hammer

GM: It is a plus one attack so it hits even though it is a blugeoning attack

LemonyLemon (Parry the Mule): Wait, it's a magic hammer... does it use up a hammer every time? Or can you keep re-using the hammer?

wyjyoon (Temperance): It says DMG 1, bludgeoning when I hover over the damage dice

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so in other words... we need magic weapons

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): the magic shield should be usable for shield bash and do damage, I believe, but that's meta-gaming knowledge.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): or a magic SHIELD BASH

seyfert (Vee Barlett): get your own brain wavelength, TMO

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I don't want to share

LemonyLemon (Parry the Mule): Get 'em, MeL!

wyjyoon (Temperance): End turn?

LemonyLemon (Parry the Mule): MeL has the shield, yes?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): you can have it, Carissa.

[TURN] Avdotya Mirny

Temperance: [DAMAGE (M)] Warhammer [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d4+1=3)] [d4+1 = 3]

Damage [0] -> [to Gargoyle] [RESISTED]

wyjyoon (Temperance): ?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Bob trying to fix it

GM: I made a quick hammer

Shislif (MeLange): he's got a buckler

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh okay

GM: so that will be 2 more damage to it

wyjyoon (Temperance): Maybe I shouldn't have ended my turn

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Vee was holding on to it when Mel wasn't here, but he is here so he has it

Shislif (MeLange): oh and a medium shield i guess

GM: No worries Wendy

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so yes Mel has it because it's hard to do back and forth constantly, lol

Gargoyle's health adjusted by -2

LemonyLemon (Parry the Mule): The bucker IS the magic shield, no?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes

[ROUND 2]

GM: Ok so about to start round two

Shislif (MeLange): can Mel bash the gargoyle with it?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): shield bash is a move, yes

seyfert (Vee Barlett): don't know how to do it, but know it is one

Shislif (MeLange): but will it damage the gargoyle?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): only one way to find out

GM: Yes to michael, Thuskar is twitching moving from foot to foot swaying anxious to go help Jericho but it waiting near the back because Jericho wanted to go up front first

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (I honestly don't know or have a guess)

Shislif (MeLange): kewl

[TURN] Thuskar

[TURN] MeLange - [Torch; LIGHT: 10/15 torch; Torch; [D: 29]]

LemonyLemon (Parry the Mule): Heeeee's youuuuuur pet, he's your pet, put his service to the test

Shislif (MeLange): space for me back there?

User has gone AFK. (LemonyLemon)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): if you go between Tempe and Lirt yes

GM: and yes it is still on the ground

mharmon1 (Jericho): I'm honestly more worried about the guy getting hurt rather then Jericho

GM: where Levi slammed into it

MeLange: shield bashes the gargoyle with his buckler

wyjyoon (Temperance): He is like a duckling following a mother duck

wyjyoon (Temperance): Thuskar, I mean

Shislif (MeLange): not sure what to roll for that

seyfert (Vee Barlett): 'tis a Bob question

seyfert (Vee Barlett): or TMO question maybe?

Shislif (MeLange): yes

Shislif (MeLange): I would accept a TMO answer

GM: Checking is it supposed to be a magical buckler?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): +3

Shislif (MeLange): I dunno

GM: It is not that way on his sheet

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): it's an attack roll, +3, but not sure if he has to take a non-proficient penalty

Shislif (MeLange): it's a nice buckler

seyfert (Vee Barlett): It is the +3 buckler we found so it should be that way on his sheet

Shislif (MeLange): tru

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I mean, I don't know if it is, lol, but it is a magic buckler

GM: It is on his armor section but not in his inventory section

Shislif (MeLange): how come?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): because FG is stupid and nitpicky

Shislif (MeLange): lol

GM: fixing that now too

GM: Ok fixed the item on his sheet

GM: but cannot make it into a weapon so dropping that and just having you roll your to hit

User has gone AFK. (LemonyLemon)

GM: and then damage of 1d2 + 3

GM: and that solves it for this round

seyfert (Vee Barlett): nice

GM: and then we will search for what the actual plus is on it

Shislif (MeLange): so what do I roll?

GM: axe is fine for a to hit

Shislif (MeLange): if anything of course

Shislif (MeLange): ok

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20+1 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Gargoyle] [Hit-AC: 6 vs. 5 ] [AC: 6 ] [MISS]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): awww

Shislif (MeLange): doh

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so close and yet

GM: I cannot see how much his missed by

seyfert (Vee Barlett): 1

seyfert (Vee Barlett): 6 vs 5

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): 6 vs 5

GM: you get a plus 4 because it is prone

Rothuss Carder: Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Gargoyle] [Hit-AC: 6 vs. 5 ] [AC: 6 ] [MISS]

GM: so that is a hit

seyfert (Vee Barlett): OOOH yay hit!

Shislif (MeLange): nice

wyjyoon (Temperance): Nice!

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Nice

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Battle axe [TYPE: slashing (1d8+3=11)] [d8+3 = 11]

Damage [0] -> [to Gargoyle] [RESISTED]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): d1+3

Shislif (MeLange): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sorry d2+3

GM: Not 11 points but I will max you out to 5

seyfert (Vee Barlett): niceee

Gargoyle's health adjusted by -5

wyjyoon (Temperance): Cool beans

Shislif (MeLange): it did damage?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so magic sheild DOES work!

Shislif (MeLange): nice

wyjyoon (Temperance): Hooray for magic shield

GM: and now you click done

[TURN] Claudius

GM: Eric?

e2wolfe (Claudius ): Sorry looking at what I have that might help

GM: no worries

e2wolfe (Claudius ): I'm going to say I keep trying to swing at it since he wouldn't know only magic hits and pass this turn

[TURN] Jericho

GM: fair enough

Jericho: Jericho cast a spell NOT memorized.

Jericho: [CAST] Cause Light Wounds

seyfert (Vee Barlett): nope

seyfert (Vee Barlett): you got hit you cannot cast

mharmon1 (Jericho): Last round though

GM: Yes he can

Jericho: Not this round

GM: that was last round

Jericho: [DAMAGE] Cause Light Wounds [TYPE: untyped (1d8=1)] [d8 = 1]

Damage [1] -> [to Gargoyle]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ok that only is true half the time?

[TURN] Vee Barlett

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sometimes it carries until next turn not next round

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I need consistency here

GM: It carries through to the end of the round

GM: then you can recover, etc on your turn in the round

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes but that's not always true for things that are "per round" or anything

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I'm not going to argue it here BUT I am going to say it has been inconsistent

GM: I think you are thinking of being attacked again earlier in the round before the magic user gets a chance to go

seyfert (Vee Barlett): no

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I'm talking about a few different situations where an action carried until the next turn for that character and not next round

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so it's hard to keep track of IF it's only this situation versus that situation

Vee Barlett: but again that's a later discussion not to bog things down right now

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and I think in kLoOge it didn't matter but again whatever, not the night for that

GM: we may be talking at cross purposes as a Round is 1 pass through the Init and a Turn is 10 of those

GM: There are spells that last Turns

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I don't think so, but I'd have to recheck some chats to see where my mind is going and if it is a ME problem or a YOU problem :P

GM: grins

GM: right now this is a Vee problem :)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): anyways, Vee can't do much so she'll just... step back and hold

GM: ok

[TURN] Lirtimya

Vee Barlett: Y'all got this. I ain't ruinin' my nice weapons by pokin' some stone.

GM: Lirt can cast but Mel is standing between them

GM: So if it needs a to hit will have to take a minus four to avoid him

seyfert (Vee Barlett): or hold and see if sheild and hammer finihs it off

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I can't do anything, and we can't roll it, so, I'm just going to skip my turn

seyfert (Vee Barlett): wow my typing

GM: ok so click done

[TURN] Gargoyle - [(IMMUNE:bludgeoning,slashing,piercing,!magic)]

GM: Uses one attack to try to get up

GM: meaning another strength check

GM: this time against Mel and Levi combined

Gargoyle: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 13]

Shislif (MeLange): roll strength?

Levi Reed: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20 = 5]

GM: and Levi puts his arm on it and PINS it down still

Shislif (MeLange): nice!

GM: so it takes its other attack and RAKES a claw at Levi

Gargoyle: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Levi Reed] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 7 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]

GM: very ineffectively

[TURN] Levi Reed

Parry the Mule: gives it a little kick, which does nothing

[TURN] Rothuss Carder

User has gone AFK. (seyfert)

Rothuss Carder: Anybody got any rope to tie it up?

LemonyLemon (Parry the Mule): That was supposed to be Levi, but whatever

[TURN] Parry the Mule

Claudius : Nope

LemonyLemon (Parry the Mule): I have some if you wanna grab it

LemonyLemon (Parry the Mule): That was supposed to be Levi, but whatever

Levi Reed: I have some if you wanna grab it

Vee Barlett: Y'all need to start carrin' your own.

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Lord, sorry story chat person

Rothuss Carder: Someone who knows knots!

wyjyoon (Temperance): (Last I remember it was Ratbone in the caves but she ain't here)

wyjyoon (Temperance): (Sad days)

GM: So is Parry done now?

Rothuss Carder: None of you pirates know how to tie knots??

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, I really would have enjoyed some nice quiet-bagpipe music right now

[TURN] Temperance

[INIT] 10 : Cause Light Wounds

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): sorry, yeah. Parry is useless mostly for this one

wyjyoon (Temperance): Why does it have a Cause Light Wounds init? Did I do that?

GM: yes you did but it does not matter

GM: That is how you altered your Init when you dragged the spell Init

GM: We are not doing that yet, we can add it later if people want

wyjyoon (Temperance): ... I'm still confused, but ok, I'll ask later

User has gone AFK. (seyfert)

GM: You just roll your to it with the hammer

GM: hit

Temperance: Temperance cast a spell NOT memorized.

Temperance: [CAST] Spiritual Hammer [at Gargoyle]

GM: No

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh

GM: you do not need to cast again

GM: just use the hammer in your weapons

wyjyoon (Temperance): Ok, just damage?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh, okay

GM: you need to roll a to hit with it every time

Temperance: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20-3 = 1]

Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Warhammer) [at Gargoyle] [Hit-AC: 19 vs. 5 ] [AC: 19 ] [MISS]

GM: that is a miss

[TURN] Avdotya Mirny

[ROUND 3]

[TURN] Thuskar

[TURN] MeLange - [Torch; LIGHT: 10/15 torch; Torch; [D: 28]]

Shislif (MeLange): can i shield bash him again?

GM: yes

MeLange: Goes to stamp the gargoyle

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20+1 = 13]

Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Gargoyle] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 5 ] [AC: 4 ] [HIT]

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Battle axe [TYPE: slashing (1d8+3=9)] [d8+3 = 9]

Damage [0] -> [to Gargoyle] [RESISTED]

GM: So your Shield Punch does 1d3 + your magic bonus + your strength bonus

Shislif (MeLange): nice

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so it crumbles?

Shislif (MeLange): i like bonuses

GM: So that is 1d3 plus 6

Shislif (MeLange): for me to roll?

GM: yes the d6 down below. In the modifier box put a plus 6 then right click on the d6 and roll the d3 on the menu

GM: that should give you the correct damage roll

MeLange: +6 [3d6+6 = 18]

GM: The custom dice the ?

GM: that is 3d6

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): that is the wrong d3 button ;)

MeLange: oh wait

Shislif (MeLange): ooc

GM: [d3 = 3]

MeLange: +6 [d3+6 = 8]

GM: exactly

Gargoyle's health adjusted by +1

GM: So you did 8 points not 9

Shislif (MeLange): dead?

GM: still a lot but not dead

Shislif (MeLange): doh

Shislif (MeLange): end turn?

GM: seriously injured though

GM: and yes

[TURN] Claudius

Shislif (MeLange): nice

seyfert (Vee Barlett): very nice

Claudius : I'll try and hold it down

mharmon1 (Jericho): I'm sorry, but i'm falling aslweep guys

GM: Jericho is up next

mharmon1 (Jericho): Do you think you can handle it?

mharmon1 (Jericho): OK

GM: Click done Eric

[TURN] Jericho

Jericho: Jericho cast a spell NOT memorized.

Jericho: [CAST] Cause Light Wounds

Jericho: [DAMAGE] Cause Light Wounds [TYPE: untyped (1d8=6)] [d8 = 6]

Damage [6] -> [to Gargoyle] [STATUS: Critical]

mharmon1 (Jericho): And with that?

[TURN] Vee Barlett

Vee Barlett: watches

[TURN] Lirtimya

GM: have a great niight Michael

User has gone AFK. (Master TMO)

mharmon1 (Jericho): Night love you :)

mharmon1 (Jericho): I'm sorry

'mharmon1' disconnected

seyfert (Vee Barlett): night

wyjyoon (Temperance): Rest well, Michael!

e2wolfe (Claudius ): night!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): goodnight!

Shislif (MeLange): night michael!

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Goodnight!

GM: Lirt is up

[TURN] Gargoyle - [(IMMUNE:bludgeoning,slashing,piercing,!magic)]

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Still nothing I can do

GM: Struggles to get up again

GM: [d20 = 19]

GM: wow

GM: so Levi/Mel need to roll a 19 or 20 to keep it down

Levi Reed: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 18]

GM: There you go

GM: Because Mel adds at least 1

GM: so you hold it down

Gargoyle: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 20]

Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: -5 vs. 0 ] [AC: -5 ] [CRITICAL HIT]

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Levi Strong!

Gargoyle: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 0 ] [AC: 4 ] [MISS]

Gargoyle: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #1 [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (1d3=1)] [d3 = 1]

Damage [1] -> [to MeLange] [STATUS: Light]

Levi Reed: Noooo, baby! Are you ok?

GM: I think it has not done a total of 8 points of damage yet

[TURN] Levi Reed

seyfert (Vee Barlett): good

[TURN] Rothuss Carder

GM: Lemon do you have anything to do for Parry?

GM: TMO is afk

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): nope

GM: then it is Temp up

[TURN] Temperance

Temperance: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20-3 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Warhammer) [at Gargoyle] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 5 ] [AC: 5 ] [HIT]

Temperance: [DAMAGE (M)] Warhammer [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d4+1=2)] [d4+1 = 2]

Damage [0] -> [to Gargoyle] [RESISTED]

[TURN] Avdotya Mirny

GM: That does do damage

seyfert (Vee Barlett): woo

wyjyoon (Temperance): Yay : )

Gargoyle's health adjusted by -2

Shislif (MeLange): nice!

GM: 2 more down

[ROUND 4]

[TURN] Thuskar

GM: runs up to grab Jericho as he sways and drags him off to safety

[TURN] MeLange - [Torch; LIGHT: 10/15 torch; Torch; [D: 27]]

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20+1 = 20]

Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Gargoyle] [Hit-AC: -3 vs. 5 ] [AC: -3 ] [HIT]

Shislif (MeLange): same as last time?

GM: Yes

MeLange: +6 [d3+6 = 9]

GM: he is a master at that now

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Gargoyle's health adjusted by -9

GM: Mel will just be punching people with his buckler from now on

wyjyoon (Temperance): Master of Magical Shield Punching

[TURN] Claudius

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Shislif (MeLange): does seem to work pretty good lol

GM: 7-9 points of damage every time you hit

Shislif (MeLange): dang

GM: it is weird but also because it is the plus 3

GM: until we research and check that

wyjyoon (Temperance): Those points of damage are pretty neat

Shislif (MeLange): yea no need to investigate too much

Vee Barlett: Anything nice on it? Doubt it but...

GM: But yes the gargoyle shatters into pieces

GM: and LOL

Levi Reed: loots gargoyle

wyjyoon (Temperance): (Can you loot pieces of stone?)

GM: Checking that table now

MeLange: Thanks for keeping her warm for me Vee

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Wait, did we get the stuff from last time?

Vee Barlett: Anytime, pal.

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Weren't tables broken last time?

GM: [TABLE] Table 84: Treasure Type M [d1 = 1]

wyjyoon (Temperance): Yeah, it did say that we had treasure from the last loot too

Parcel: [RESULT] Table 84: Treasure Type M

wyjyoon (Temperance): (I did put that in the summary so I won't forget :D)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

GM: 5 GP added to the Parcels in the Party Pack

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Eh, better than nothing

wyjyoon (Temperance): Nice

e2wolfe (Claudius ): Do we see any other statues Bob?

GM: Yes to Eric now that you look around you can see other broken gargoyles around

e2wolfe (Claudius ): All of them are broken?

GM: yes

Claudius : Well this thing was obviously gaurding something...If there was one left, maybe that means there's something good to find here still?

Vee Barlett: Well that was interesting. Think there are more?

Vee Barlett: Hmm, good point. Maybe there's a door somewhere?

Levi Reed: Anyone got a good eye for doors or... other traps?

MeLange: Not really

Vee Barlett: Y'all blockin' the stairs so one of you wanna go up them?

Lirtimya: Door will probably be up the stairs

MeLange: there ya go

Levi Reed: Ladies first?

Vee Barlett: Seriously? Cowards.

Claudius : I'll go...

Vee Barlett: I'll come with ya.

wyjyoon (Temperance): (I have a Find Traps spell if you want me to use it?)

wyjyoon (Temperance): Dunno if it'll be useful in this case though

GM: also by the way from the chat 2024 01 19: BOB Jericho is VERY surpised one of the goblins had a +3 buckler on him

e2wolfe (Claudius ): I'm going to creep to the top of the steps and peek at the top

GM: Observation?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yep one sec

GM: and for Claudius?

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 17]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20 = 2]

e2wolfe (Claudius ): I don't have observation

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Ranger Tracking [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 6]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sorry think dice stuck to my hand for that

GM: ok

e2wolfe (Claudius ): maybe not the best point person

GM: Wisdom check for both of you

MeLange: follows Vee

Claudius : [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 11) [FAILURE by 7] [d20 = 18]

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 19]

Vee Barlett: Smelting the dice down, forging new ones, and giving them a test roll! [10d4+10d6+10d8+10d10+10d12+10d20 = 319]

GM: So Vee and Claudius make it to the top and look around and do not spot anything unusual

Levi Reed: What's up there?

Claudius : Nothing...just more stone.

Levi Reed: No door?

Vee Barlett: Don't make sense. Gargoyles protect things.

Temperance: approaches the steps

Lirtimya: There are other destroyed gargoyles, perhaps it was already taken, best to still look though

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): going to make a Local History check to see if he knows any secret tricks in these old ruins

Vee Barlett: Y'all can look. No big scaries up here.

Rothuss Carder: [TOWER] [SKILL] Local History [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 14]

e2wolfe (Claudius ): What can we see from up here around us? Are we above the tree tops?

MeLange: goes back down the stairs on out of the way

-> Rothuss Carder: Rothuss has a suspicion that this is an old sacrificial temple, from the old days, perhaps darker gods

Rothuss Carder: Maybe they did sacrifices on this thing? Are there any blood grooves or platforms?

Levi Reed: ewwwww

Temperance: climbs up the steps cautiously to see

Rothuss Carder: They were fun people.

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 16]

Vee Barlett: maybe she's wise

Temperance: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 13] [d20 = 3]

wyjyoon (Temperance): Apparently she is in this moment :D

seyfert (Vee Barlett): wooo

GM: Giving Claudius and Vee another check this time Knowledge

Rothuss Carder: I mean, sometimes sacrifices are burning animal fat or flesh. Not necessarily human sacrifice.

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 13]

-> Temperance: Thinking of what Rothuss just said, looking around there are no grooves in the stone floor for blood, but there are notches in the pillars where maybe something was wrapped around?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sigh

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 6]

Claudius : [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 5]

Claudius : [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 11) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 12]

Levi Reed: I mean, still kinda gross

-> Claudius : This looks suspiciously like a very large stone version of a whipping post to tie people up for punishments

Temperance: There are notches in the pillars, I believe? As if something was wrapped around it.

GM: and yes Eric that was only to you,

Temperance: But there are no grooves in the stone floor, or blood.

Claudius : Looks like they used this place to discipline people

Vee Barlett: Who needs a fancy temple to discipline??

Claudius : That's a whipping post. I'm sure of it.

Claudius : Not sure. Seems a little over the top doesn't it?

Levi Reed: Yikes

Temperance: Strange... a whipping post with no blood.

Vee Barlett: Religious whippin' maybe? To please their diety?

Vee Barlett: Heal the wounds faster than they bleed then wipe them again.

Rothuss Carder: Eh, if it's really old, it would've all dried out or worn off by now.

Claudius : Seems about right. Them zealots come up with crazy ideas

Temperance: Sometimes religious rituals do go a bit extreme.

Rothuss Carder: This thing looks so worn down, it's probably pretty old. Did anyone spot any tracks around it?

Temperance: Not that I can see, but perhaps the others can find some?

Claudius : I can't see anything like that up here.

Levi Reed: All I see is the back of Vee

Temperance: scooches a bit away from the stairs to make way for the others.

Vee Barlett: I didn't see none.

Rothuss Carder: Well, check to see if any of the flagstones are loose, maybe? Might be a cubby with some artifact hidden inside.

Vee Barlett: looks to see if she can get to the level below from here.

Rothuss Carder: Or bugs, could totally be bugs.

Effect ['Torch;LIGHT: 10/15 torch;Torch'] -> [EXPIRED] [on MeLange]

The time is 12:08 PM

e2wolfe (Claudius ): I'll try and check if any stone is loose

GM: The stone is crumbled a bit on the side where Vee is, but that looks to be damage from time

Vee Barlett: carefully makes her way down to see if there is a door in the back.

wyjyoon (Temperance): There's nothing written on it, right?

GM: Also I am slightly distracted by a thunder storm overhead, with a tornado watch in effect until 3 am

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

e2wolfe (Claudius ): Oh damn?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yay!! happy tornado season!!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh geez, tornado watch until 3am

Claudius : That was supposed to be a !

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I kinda miss it

GM: Where is Temperance checking for writing?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): hide in the cellar! Oh wait... you don't have those there, do you? That'd be under sea level. :D

GM: grins

wyjyoon (Temperance): Um. Didn't think that far yet, hang on

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 6]

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Lol, we don't have them here, either

GM: I will hold onto the wine rack to stop from being blown away

seyfert (Vee Barlett): nah you take the wine and go outside to watch the tornado

seyfert (Vee Barlett): what kind of southerner are you??

GM: LOL

wyjyoon (Temperance): I guess the four stones sticking out from the top?

GM: so we have Claudius poking for loose stones, there are some but more along the lines of broken pieces not compartment doors

GM: Vee searches but does not find anything along the back that indicates a door or any way of getting inside if there is an inside

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Artistic Ability [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 15]

Levi Reed: Well, nevermind that

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ooc

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Does detect magic have to be used on one item, or can it be used on an area?

Temperance: [SKILL] Reading-Writing [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 13]

Vee Barlett: shrugs and starts walking back towards the river

Rothuss Carder: I'll go look around the side

Rothuss Carder: I haven't seen one of these before.

GM: Temperance does not find any writing but she does find the symbol of Trask at the base of each of the pillars, the tops are too far up to see that clearly

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 15]

Temperance: A symbol of Trask, hm...

GM: Then Temperance goes to the fallen collum and does not find any additional writings but more symbols of Trask

Vee Barlett: Lemme know when y'all bored and we can move along.

Levi Reed: knocks on the stone

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Just for fun

GM: The gargoyle was softer

Lirtimya: What if I go up there and detect magic? Then I can see if there's anything magic, like a door, or something buried

Levi Reed: Any doors anyone?

Rothuss Carder: Trask? God of Deceit, Lies, and Trickery. And whipping, apparently.

Temperance: nods towards Rothuss.

Claudius : Sounds like a real peach

Rothuss Carder: Makes for good stories

Temperance: Yes, though I'm not sure how those two would relate yet. What does deceit, lies, and trickery have to do with religious whipping?

Rothuss Carder: Get whipped if you tell the truth?

Vee Barlett: Maybe it's to throw you off and this is only made to look like a whippin' post.

Levi Reed: Anything sticking out that could be a handle or somethin?

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 19]

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): So no to casting detect magic then?

GM: Nothing that Levi spots that could be a magical door or anything like that

seyfert (Vee Barlett): up to you

e2wolfe (Claudius ): Can't hurt before we move on...

Rothuss Carder: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 9) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 3]

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Okay, I'm just gonna do it then, 10ftx30yds of anything magical glowing

Lirtimya: [CAST] Detect Magic

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): oo, an actual good roll. He has no OBS or Alertness, so that's his best chance at noticing anything

Spell: Detect Magic

**Spell: Detect Magic Level 1 Divination ------- Casting Time: 1rd. Range: 0 Components: V, S, M Duration: 2 rds./level ------- Description: By means of a read magic spell, the wizard is able to read magical inscriptions on objects--books, scrolls, weapons, and the like--that would otherwise be totally unintelligible. (The personal books of the wizard, and works already magically read, are intelligible.) This deciphering does not normally invoke the magic contained in the writing, although it may do so in the case of a cursed scroll. Furthermore, once the spell is cast and the wizard has read the magical inscription, he is thereafter able to read that particular writing without recourse to the use of the read magic spell. The duration of the spell is two rounds per level of experience of the spellcaster; the wizard can read one page or its equivalent per round. The wizard must have a clear crystal or mineral prism, which is not expended, to cast the spell. ------- Source: Players Handbook

GM: Huh

GM: that is not the detect magic text

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): No. No it is not.

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): THe one I read says that

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): AoE 10 ft. x 30 yds.

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): It says right here

Spell: Detect Magic

**Spell: Detect Magic Level 1 Divination ------- Casting Time: 1 Range: 0 Components: V, S Duration: 2 rds./level ------- Description: When the detect magic spell is cast, the wizard detects magical radiations in a path 10 feet wide and up to 60 feet long, in the direction he is facing. The intensity of the magic can be determined (dim, faint, moderate, strong, overwhelming), and the wizard has a 10% chance per level to recognize if a certain type of magic (alteration, conjuration, etc.) is present. The caster can turn, scanning a 60-degree arc per round. A stone wall of 1 foot or more thickness, solid metal of 1 inch thickness, or a yard or more of solid wood blocks the spell. Magical areas, multiple types of magic, or strong local magical emanations may confuse or conceal weaker radiations. Note that this spell does not reveal the presence of good or evil, or reveal alignment. Otherplanar creatures are not necessarily magical. ------- Source: Players Handbook

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I can't share because it says cannot share things I don't own

GM: I see what happened for some reason teh Effect for your first one was Read now the effect is Detect

GM: You should be able to see that on your list now Jtom

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): One on my list says 10 x 60 ft

GM: yes

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Okay

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): So, I cast it, do I see anything?

Levi Reed: Well, I don't see anything. Ready to move along when you are

User has gone AFK. (LemonyLemon)

GM: Lirt spots magical glyphs on the four pillars

Lirtimya: The pillars have magical glyphs

Rothuss Carder: Do they say anything?

Vee Barlett: Are glyphs not normally magic?

Claudius : Can anyone read them?

Temperance: perks up a bit at the thought of glyphs

GM: These are overlaid on the writing that Temperance found

GM: What the glyphs do is unknown

GM: But they are tied into the Trask symbols

GM: Lirt does not know what they say or do

GM: She only heard Temperance talk about the symbols for Trask on the pillars

Lirtimya: I can't read them, but I would assume they have something to do with Trask

GM: Temperance can make a religion check

GM: and join Lirt up top

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): anybody got Read Magic?

wyjyoon (Temperance): So is religion check rolling bureaucracy or are those 2 different things?

GM: They are two different skills

GM: but you can check either one

GM: brb

wyjyoon (Temperance): I don't have a religion NWP

wyjyoon (Temperance): If that's what you mean

Temperance: [SKILL] Bureaucracy (2) [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20 = 3]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): maybe wis too

Temperance: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 16) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 18]

wyjyoon (Temperance): Wisdom flickered and left her

Lirtimya: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 6]

Lirtimya: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 13]

Temperance: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 5]

GM: b sorry just a lot of water outside

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): that's the ocean, Bob. :)

-> Temperance: Temperance has an inkling that this has something to do with a religious ceremony involving Trask, but hard to tell what it could be without knowing more about that church

GM: and HAH

GM: it sounds like it

GM: Also giving Lirt the chance to scan around up down etc but does not find anything else that is magical

Temperance: Other than the fact that this place has something to do with religious ceremonies and Trask, I'd need to know more about the religious establishment to give more details.

Lirtimya: Well, I don't see anything but these pillars

Claudius : Move on then?

GM: The practices of the priests of Trask

Lirtimya: I think this place was already looted

Rothuss Carder: Yeah, I'm bored.

Temperance: We've tried our best

Vee Barlett: 'bout time.

MeLange naps at the bottom of the stairs, audibly snoring

Temperance: climbs down the stairs

seyfert (Vee Barlett): starts walking off

Vee Barlett: starts walking off

GM: Stepping over Melange,

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Levi Reed: follows Vee

wyjyoon (Temperance): (Oh I have to step over him lol)

MeLange stutters awake

MeLange: oh oh uhmmm oh hey

The time is 12:23 PM

Lirtimya: Steps over Melange and goes over to Vee

Temperance: We've looked around. Vee and the others are getting antsy. Ready to go?

MeLange: oh i'm ready

Temperance: chuckles at the enthusiasm.

Temperance: Fantastic, Levi would have missed you.

Image: The road uphill

wyjyoon: Image: The road uphill

Rothuss Carder: "And Don't Come Back!" from one of the pillars in a deep voice

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Voice Mimicry [2] [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 13]

The time is 2:23 PM

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Ventriloquism [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 11) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 14]

GM: Excellent

Rothuss Carder: shrugs and keeps walking on.

Levi Reed: rolls eyes at Rothuss

MeLange: quite an uphill road eh

Claudius : Give em hell

User has gone AFK. (JtomTMO)

Rothuss Carder: Is it? I guess so, for lowlanders.

Levi Reed: The uphilliest road I've encountered in some time

MeLange: More tiring uphill, easier on the knees though, not that we have to worry about that yet but nothing wrong with a little foresight

Vee Barlett: At least on the sea, the boat does all the work...

MeLange: That is nice

Levi Reed: You wanna ride Parry, Vee?

MeLange: Not sure it's quite the same

Vee Barlett: Get on an ass? No thanks.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Mirny's sheet just popped up?

Shislif (MeLange): i had thing pop up on my screen

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): same

Shislif (MeLange): now I don't feel special anymore

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): "When everyone is special, then no one is."

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Awww, don't worry, you're very special

Shislif (MeLange): aw shucks thx :)

GM: yes I shared it thinking it might help with the chat as.... but no

MeLange: Who's this Avdotya Mirny anyway?

GM: She is there to help introduce you to the Snow Man

GM: and is paying you to travel with you

Shislif (MeLange): Cool

GM: Thraskar is the fighter who was being turned into a mushroom man that you saved, and is partially re-humanized

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I WAS going to pay HER, but then she failed at knowing how to babysit, so

Shislif (MeLange): typical

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol

GM: and Thraskar is now mostly a henchman to Jericho for saving him

GM: not one yet because Jericho has not accepted him

Shislif (MeLange): must be nice to have a henchman, or a henchperson

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): HENCHY!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): pffft saving him how? by vomiting and asking someone else to cut him down? :P

GM: grins

seyfert (Vee Barlett): but also he can keep him

Levi Reed: I know the scenery is nice, but we should probably keep moving

Vee Barlett: keeps moving

MeLange: also keeps moving

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I want to check out this abandoned(?) wagon

MeLange: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 3]

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 6]

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Botany [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 7] [d20 = 20]

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 4]

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Ranger Tracking [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 13] [d20 = 2]

Temperance: [SKILL] Botany [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 14]

GM: Melange and Levi both agree that this feels like an ambush

MeLange: [SKILL] Animal Lore [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 14]

MeLange nods to Levi

Levi Reed: Baby, you feel like we're about to be ambushed?

Vee Barlett: stands back and lets them do whatever they're doing

Levi Reed: to MeLange, not the actual baby

MeLange: Well I don't feel like we're not about to be ambushed

Claudius : Draws rapiers

-> Levi Reed: Levi cannot find any tracks, suspiciously no tracks, like they were all wiped away, no animal markings or anything

Shislif (MeLange): how do we deal with a potential ambush?

Temperance: grabs ahold of her dagger, furrowing her brows, wondering if she should back up a bit

Levi Reed: makes signals to Vee that are like two fingers walking towards Levi, and then strangling himself

MeLange: let me take the lead

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): What's happening?

Temperance: scooches back to make room for Melange to scoot up

Levi Reed: Then circles his finger in a big circle

MeLange lowers his voice

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): As if to say either "all of us" or "all around us"

MeLange: there may be trouble ahead

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Maybe we should wait for the others to catch up? I don't want us to get separated if a fight is coming

wyjyoon (Temperance): Looking for any protection spells

Shislif (MeLange): shall I move ahead?

MeLange: ranged folks keep a good distance in case they jump us

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Ohhh, smart

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): But what if they ambush behind the ranged people

Shislif (MeLange): hopefully n ot lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): they'll probably ambush at the wagon whoever goes there

Rothuss Carder: whistles idly and places his hands on the hilts of his blades.

Claudius : whispers to MeLange "We shouldn't walk on the road if you think we're getting set up"

Shislif (MeLange): yea

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Ok, well, let's move along then

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): If they ambush us I can hold them off with fire

MeLange nods to claudius

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Now that's the right attitude right there!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): probably more goblins wanted to get anyone trying to loot a wagon and catch them off guard

Claudius : we're out in the open if they take shots we're sitting ducks

MeLange: we'll bring em to us so the others can ambush the ambushers

MeLange: unless they're archers atop those rocks

Claudius : nods with a thumbs up to MeLange "you got this"

Shislif (MeLange): lol

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Wait. Wait wait wait. So if Thuskar is almost Jericho's henchman... is the baby Claudius' henchman?

MeLange: casually approached the wagon at the fork in the road

MeLange: appraches

MeLange: approaches

Shislif (MeLange): make it look casual Bob

GM: chuckles

wyjyoon (Temperance): I thought the toddler was just his assignment?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): start whistling. put your hands in your pockets

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): lol, yes, I was joking

Shislif (MeLange): lol

e2wolfe (Claudius ): Yeah I have to deliver the kid to the snow man

Shislif (MeLange): Guess they already built the snowman

wyjyoon (Temperance): Also why do these protection spells require materials that I don't have lol

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I just thought the idea of getting a baby as a henchman was funny

Shislif (MeLange): henchbaby

wyjyoon (Temperance): Boss Henchbaby

e2wolfe (Claudius ): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): It'll scream at the top of its lungs to intimidate

Shislif (MeLange): Are we waiting for something?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): For you to get closer, I assume

e2wolfe (Claudius ): lol

Shislif (MeLange): I thought Bob would do it since I wrote it down

Shislif (MeLange): yea why I'm not sure lol

Claudius : smiles and nods encouragingly at MeLange

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Just draw your movement arrow very casually

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I believe in you

wyjyoon (Temperance): As Carissa would say,

wyjyoon (Temperance): BELIEF

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Maybe make it a little meandering

e2wolfe (Claudius ): I'm putting the tree between me and the rocks

MeLange: Eeeeekk!! I'm so surprised!!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Oh, wait, I see them

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, thank you

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Moved before I saw them, sorry

GM: and just one sec

MeLange: you guys smell terrible by the way

GM: and everyone needs to roll Init please

Levi Reed: [INIT] [d10 = 10]

Claudius : [INIT] [d10 = 4]

Temperance: [INIT] [d10 = 8]

MeLange: [INIT] [d10 = 3]

Rothuss Carder: [INIT] [d10 = 10]

Parry the Mule: [INIT] [d10+3 = 11]

Lirtimya: [INIT] [d10 = 6]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I am SO SLOW tonight...

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Parry can do some damage to hobgoblins, I bet

Vee Barlett: [INIT] [d10 = 10]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sorry very tired but here

[TURN] MeLange

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I mean, Parry's not looking for a fight or anything, but a mule's gotta do what a mule's gotta do

Shislif (MeLange): can I use the attack shield again?

GM: yes

GM: or your axes your choice

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): you can, but these guys aren't immune to blades.

e2wolfe (Claudius ): he's going to be captain america

GM: lol

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): lol

Shislif (MeLange): is there a disadvantage to using the shield since it has plus 3?

GM: If you use the shield your AC goes down (better) but you only get one attack

GM: One hand to attack

Shislif (MeLange): oh ok

GM: but you can bash with the shield also

GM: so hack and bash

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): by trading in the AC benefit

GM: yes

e2wolfe (Claudius ): what weapons are they using Bob?

GM: you are 20% harder to hit with the shield

Shislif (MeLange): so like a battle axe shot then a bash?

Shislif (MeLange): oh no hand axe and then bash?

GM: The hobgoblins all have short swords

e2wolfe (Claudius ): ok thanks

GM: At least the ones you see

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20+1 = 18]

Attack [18] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Hobgoblin 1] [Hit-AC: -1 vs. 5 ] [AC: -1 ] [HIT]

Shislif (MeLange): roll normal dmg?

GM: Mel can always change round to round too by equipping and un equipping the shield

GM: and yes

GM: normal damage

GM: these are squishy

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Wait, remind me... because of my ambidexterity, do I get two attacks with machetes? No matter the round number?

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Battle axe [TYPE: slashing (1d8+3=6)] [d8+3 = 6]

Shislif (MeLange): yea I was thinking I could start with the axe then switch

GM: Yes to Lemon

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Thank you

Shislif (MeLange): 2nd attack?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): true, the buckler is strapped onto your forearm. So you're still holding the axe in hand, just your choice to swing with the shield or the axe.

GM: Mel can take a second attack, if he does not use the shield to protect he can punch with it

GM: Because he has the weapon and shield style

Shislif (MeLange): Mell will use the shield to protect this round

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Or parry? Or does that take the whole action?

Shislif (MeLange): cool

GM: Parry can be done two ways but in this case better to just use the shield normal

Shislif (MeLange): so like he takes a defensive stance or something?

GM: right

GM: but first roll your damage

Shislif (MeLange): didn't I do that already?

GM: you just dropped the die here in chat rather than rolling it on Hobgoblin 1

Shislif (MeLange): oh right lol

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Battle axe [TYPE: slashing (1d8+3=4)] [d8+3 = 4]

Damage [4] -> [to Hobgoblin 1] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 2] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Shislif (MeLange): nice

GM: and then done

wyjyoon (Temperance): Wow I guess they really are squishy

MeLange takes a defensive stance

[TURN] Jericho

[TURN] Claudius

Shislif (MeLange): brb

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Claudius : [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20+3 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Rapier) [at Hobgoblin (Imprudent attitude)] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 5 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

Claudius : [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20+3 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Rapier) [at Hobgoblin (Imprudent attitude)] [Hit-AC: 16 vs. 5 ] [AC: 16 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

Claudius : [DAMAGE (M)] Rapier [TYPE: slashing (2d4+5=10)] [2d4+5 = 10]

Damage [10] -> [to Hobgoblin (Imprudent attitude)] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 2] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

[TURN] Lirtimya

GM: wait you missed

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Wow, ok

Claudius : lol sorry

seyfert (Vee Barlett): he made his second attack

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and you said his build he can try to hit twice

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh

GM: Yes but he rolled a 1

seyfert (Vee Barlett): wonder why that text isn't blue

e2wolfe (Claudius ): yeah I missed that sorry. I was looking for the blue

GM: I think because of the automatic

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ok

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sorry, probably should go to bed

Hobgoblin (Imprudent attitude)'s health adjusted by +8

GM: and back to normal

GM: and Lirt is AFK

GM: will come back

GM: will come back

GM: He is back

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Didn't mean to do that, I came back a whiel ago, said some things, but, seems you didn't see lol

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I'll just move closer

GM: Sorry I missed that

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I'm a bit too far

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): And since I can't cast, I will end my turn

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Shoulderless)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): INDIVIDUALIST LEOTARD

wyjyoon (Temperance): The name cracked me up lol

Hobgoblin (Shoulderless): [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack) [at Lirtimya] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 10 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Individualist leotard)

Hobgoblin (Individualist leotard): [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 1]

Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack) [at Lirtimya] [Hit-AC: 18 vs. 10 ] [AC: 18 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

[TURN] Temperance

wyjyoon (Temperance): Remind me move first than action, right?

GM: coirrrect

Rothuss Carder: and if you move, you can't cast spells

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): and if you move, you can't cast spells

Temperance: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 3]

Attack [3] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Dagger) [at Hobgoblin (Individualist leotard)] [Hit-AC: 17 vs. 5 ] [AC: 17 ] [MISS]

wyjyoon (Temperance): Welp, I tried

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Filthy eye)

Hobgoblin (Filthy eye): [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 2]

Attack [2] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack) [at Temperance] [Hit-AC: 17 vs. 10 ] [AC: 17 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Collected disdainful walk)

Hobgoblin (Collected disdainful walk): [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack) [at Claudius ] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 5 ] [AC: 4 ] [HIT]

Hobgoblin (Collected disdainful walk): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack [TYPE: slashing (1d6=3)] [d6 = 3]

Damage [3] -> [to Claudius ] [STATUS: Moderate]

GM: Sure hit the fighters but not the magic people

[TURN] Vee Barlett

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): they read the script!!

e2wolfe (Claudius ): lol I mean...you don't have to

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20+2 = 14]

Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Hobgoblin (Shoulderless)] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 5 ] [AC: 3 ] [HIT]

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Trident [TYPE: piercing (1d6+2=5)] [d6+2 = 5]

Damage [5] -> [to Hobgoblin (Shoulderless)] [STATUS: Heavy]

[TURN] Rothuss Carder

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): can he still attack? or should he try a tackle instead?

GM: Yes can attack

Rothuss Carder: runs up, drawing his sabre and main-gauche, slips past Temperence and attempts to make a Hobgoblin shish-ke-bob

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 10]

Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Hobgoblin (Filthy eye)] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 5 ] [AC: 8 ] [MISS]

Rothuss Carder: Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Hobgoblin (Filthy eye)] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 5 ] [AC: 8 ] [MISS]

GM: smile thank you

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): oh well, a distraction at the very least

[TURN] Levi Reed

wyjyoon (Temperance): Next time for that Hobgoblin kebob

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20 = 10]

Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Hobgoblin (Filthy eye)] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 5 ] [AC: 7 ] [MISS]

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20 = 18]

Attack [18] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Hobgoblin (Filthy eye)] [Hit-AC: -1 vs. 5 ] [AC: -1 ] [HIT]

Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Machete [TYPE: slashing (1d8=6)] [d8 = 6]

Damage [6] -> [to Hobgoblin (Filthy eye)] [STATUS: Critical]

[TURN] Avdotya Mirny

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Imprudent attitude)

Hobgoblin (Imprudent attitude): [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 14]

Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack) [at Claudius ] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 5 ] [AC: 5 ] [HIT]

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Smelly fingers.

Rothuss Carder: Don't look behind you, hobby.

Hobgoblin (Imprudent attitude): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack [TYPE: slashing (1d6=5)] [d6 = 5]

Damage [5] -> [to Claudius ] [STATUS: Heavy]

[TURN] Parry the Mule

e2wolfe (Claudius ): ouch

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Hmmm.

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Does Parry want to get involved in this?

GM: Sadly Claudius is still lower level

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Oh, also... do hobgoblins count as goblins?

e2wolfe (Claudius ): not rolling the best either...

GM: He can grow to be less squishy

GM: no to Levi getting a bonus

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Smelly fingers)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Parry is going to stay out of it unless he gets worried he's going to be left without a feed bag

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): MOAR BONUSES!

Hobgoblin (Smelly fingers): [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 14]

Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack) [at Claudius ] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 5 ] [AC: 5 ] [HIT]

'e2wolfe' disconnected

Hobgoblin (Smelly fingers): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack [TYPE: slashing (1d6=3)] [d6 = 3]

Effect ['Unconscious;DMGO:1'] -> [to Claudius ]

Damage [3] -> [to Claudius ] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Shislif (MeLange): uh oh

GM: So Claudius is in negatives

[TURN] Hobgoblin 1

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Pieced maroon tie)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): maybe someone go save him since he's surrounded and someone needs to bind wounds

Shislif (MeLange): Jeri?

Hobgoblin (Pieced maroon tie): [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack) [at Vee Barlett] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 6 ] [AC: 2 ] [HIT]

wyjyoon (Temperance): Jeri unavailable rn

Hobgoblin (Pieced maroon tie): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack [TYPE: slashing (1d6=1)] [d6 = 1]

Damage [1] -> [to Vee Barlett] [STATUS: Light]

'e2wolfe' connected

Shislif (MeLange): bummer

Shislif (MeLange): oh right

[TURN] Owlbear

Shislif (MeLange): I think Mel's gotta keep fighting

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): An owlbear.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): maybe it'll eat the hobgoblins

Shislif (MeLange): oh yea, should we run away?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Claudius is unconscious

seyfert (Vee Barlett): we're not in a position to run yet

Owlbear: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #2) [at Hobgoblin (Filthy eye)] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 5 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]

Owlbear: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 10]

Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #1) [at Levi Reed] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 7 ] [AC: 5 ] [HIT]

Owlbear: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Beak) [at Levi Reed] [Hit-AC: -2 vs. 7 ] [AC: -2 ] [HIT]

Owlbear: [DAMAGE (M)] Beak [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (2d6=8)] [2d6 = 8]

Damage [8] -> [to Levi Reed] [STATUS: Light]

Owlbear: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #1 [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (1d6=2)] [d6 = 2]

Damage [2] -> [to Levi Reed] [STATUS: Moderate]

Levi Reed: Ouch, why me? I don't want to hurt you!

[ROUND 2]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): hmm but attacked both...

GM: Ok so to be clear

MeLange: well this turney into quite the ambush

GM: yes the owlbear attacked what ever was in front of it

GM: Claudius is out, down and bleeding someone has to bind his wounds to stop him from dying

GM: but also stop the hobgoblins that are attacking him from dragging him off

Shislif (MeLange): ohh that's dark

Shislif (MeLange): they gonna violate him?

GM: and starting around two

[TURN] Thuskar

[TURN] MeLange

e2wolfe: lol man I'm gonna be soup

GM: There are three hobgoblins surrounding Claudius

GM: Mel is there

MeLange: sneakily goes around the backside of the wagon and approaches Hobogoblin in the back

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20+1 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Hobgoblin (Imprudent attitude)] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 5 ] [AC: 9 ] [MISS]

Shislif (MeLange): no 2nd attack?

GM: Yes

Shislif (MeLange): end turn?

GM: Yes you get a second attack, and if you use your hand axe you get two more attacks

Shislif (MeLange): oh cool

MeLange: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

MeLange: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(17)] [d20+1 = 20]

Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Hand Axe) [at Hobgoblin (Imprudent attitude)] [Hit-AC: -3 vs. 5 ] [AC: -3 ] [HIT]

GM: you get 1 attack on odd rounds 2 attacks on even rounds with the Hand Axe only

GM: So yes that is a hit

MeLange: [DAMAGE (R)] Hand Axe [TYPE: slashing (1d6+2=3)] [d6+2 = 3]

Damage [3] -> [to Hobgoblin (Imprudent attitude)] [STATUS: Moderate]

GM: and one more attack

MeLange: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

MeLange: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(17)] [d20+1 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Hand Axe) [at Hobgoblin (Imprudent attitude)] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 5 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

Shislif (MeLange): dang

[TURN] Lirtimya

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Can I target the goblin closest to temperance and burn the two goblins in my range?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Without burning anyone else, that is

GM: Yes you can spray individualist and shoulderless without hitting anyone else

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Then I'll do that

Lirtimya: [CAST] Burning Hands

Lirtimya: [SAVE VS] Burning Hands [HALF ON SAVE]

Lirtimya: [DAMAGE] Burning Hands [TYPE: fire (1d3+6=9)] [d3+6 = 9]

Damage [9] -> [to Hobgoblin (Shoulderless)] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 5] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

GM: No you have to cast it on them first

GM: it will give them the save roll then damage

Lirtimya: [CAST] Burning Hands [at Hobgoblin (Shoulderless)]

Lirtimya: Lirtimya cast a spell NOT memorized.

Hobgoblin (Shoulderless): [SAVE] vs. Spell [d20 = 20]

Save [20] [Target 17] -> [for Hobgoblin (Shoulderless)] [vs Lirtimya] [TARGET-SAVED]

Lirtimya: [CAST] Burning Hands [at Hobgoblin (Individualist leotard)]

Hobgoblin (Individualist leotard): [SAVE] vs. Spell [d20 = 14]

Save [14] [Target 17] -> [for Hobgoblin (Individualist leotard)] [vs Lirtimya] [TARGET-FAILED]

Lirtimya: [DAMAGE] Burning Hands [TYPE: fire (1d3+6=8)] [d3+6 = 8]

Damage [4] -> [to Hobgoblin (Shoulderless)] [HALF] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 4]

Lirtimya: [DAMAGE] Burning Hands [TYPE: fire (1d3+6=9)] [d3+6 = 9]

Damage [9] -> [to Hobgoblin (Individualist leotard)] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 6] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

e2wolfe: nice

seyfert (Vee Barlett): very

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Shoulderless)

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Individualist leotard)

[TURN] Temperance

Hobgoblin (Shoulderless)'s health adjusted by +1

GM: 1Ok so Shoulderless is still up with 1 hp

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): They got burned, you mess with the water mage you get burned lol

GM: after I took back the previous damage that should not have happened

GM: and the other one is dead

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Shoulderless)

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Okay

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Okay

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sorry

GM: and he runs away

[TURN] Temperance

wyjyoon (Temperance): Trying to think of what to do rn

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Does Claudius still need his wounds bound?

wyjyoon (Temperance): I don't know if I can make the distance to do that

GM: Yes no one has gone yet except Mel and Lirt

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I'm planning on doing that on my turn but if someone else gets to it first, that leaves me to hack and slash

wyjyoon (Temperance): I can try

GM: If Levi turns away and runs from the owlbear it gets attacks of opportunity on him

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I mean, I don't want that, but I also don't want Claudius to die so

wyjyoon (Temperance): Bob can I run and bind or is it too far

GM: you can run up

GM: you can move up to 60 feet and still get the action to bind him

wyjyoon (Temperance): Ok cool, just wanted to make sure I could

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Levi's between her and the owlbear, and Rothuss is between her and the hobgoblin

wyjyoon (Temperance): Right, does that hinder me from getting to where Claudius is and binding him? I just want to be clear that I can do it or not. Because brain not braining

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Nope, go for it

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Just drag your person, see if you can get there in 60 ft

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): he's still surrounded by 3 hobs though

wyjyoon (Temperance): Fair

wyjyoon (Temperance): I can also delay my turn, because I'm not sure I'll be able to defend three hobgoblins

GM: No one will be there until Temp tries

GM: everyone else is being attacked already

wyjyoon (Temperance): I'm just gonna go for it then.

wyjyoon (Temperance): Better than not trying : )

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Hopefully the other three will be going after MeL now

GM: yeap

wyjyoon (Temperance): How do I bind wounds again

GM: you had to go over 60 feet so you cannot this round

GM: but you just declare that is what you are doing next round and it happens

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh, well..

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): So does she want to stop that close to the hobgoblins?

wyjyoon (Temperance): How about here? Is that close enough to move next round?

GM: but now Temperance and Mel are both there to bind and or fight hobgoblins off of him

wyjyoon (Temperance): That's why I asked about distance and binding

GM: If you move again now you will have to move again later

seyfert (Vee Barlett): if you have the HP to take a hit, it might save them from targeting Claudius

GM: but yes you can go there

seyfert (Vee Barlett): they may miss

wyjyoon (Temperance): Nope, okay, I'll just stay where I am then

wyjyoon (Temperance): Thanks for talking me through it : )

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I'm mostly asking BOB. Generally, not in this specific fight, but generally does she want to stay a bit away so she isn't a target?

GM: It totally depends

seyfert (Vee Barlett): unless you want to draw the aggro to you so they don't keep beating on a dying body and making it dead

seyfert (Vee Barlett): just because someone is down does not necessarily mean an enemy will stop attacking them

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Lol, ok, so your call, Tempe

wyjyoon (Temperance): I'll stay where she originally ran to : )

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Filthy eye)

GM: stay where you can do a touch spell? Move far enough away to get back quickly just means they can move to her just as easily

GM: Runs away

wyjyoon (Temperance): Yes, I've stayed where I can do a touch spell if necessary

seyfert (Vee Barlett): priest can wear armor and cast spells for a reason

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, but I just wondered if getting closer was something that drew their attention more or not

GM: Rothuss does get an attack of opportunity if he wants it

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): YES

seyfert (Vee Barlett): always depends and differs on what the enemy is

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 19]

Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Hobgoblin (Filthy eye)] [Hit-AC: -1 vs. 5 ] [AC: -1 ] [HIT]

Rothuss Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Sabre [TYPE: slashing, large (1d8+1=9)] [d8+1 = 9]

Damage [9] -> [to Hobgoblin (Filthy eye)] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 8] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Take MAX, sucka!

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Collected disdainful walk)

wyjyoon (Temperance): Hobgoblin kebob!

GM: See if I could chat as I would say

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Nice! Hob-kebob!

GM [Hobgoblin]: [Translation] Get away from my dinner you animal

Get away from my dinner you animal

[understood by: ]

GM: but oh well

Hobgoblin (Collected disdainful walk): [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 1]

Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack) [at Temperance] [Hit-AC: 18 vs. 10 ] [AC: 18 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

[TURN] Vee Barlett

wyjyoon (Temperance): Collected disdainful walk

wyjyoon (Temperance): How disdainfully does it walk

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20+2 = 14]

Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Hobgoblin (Pieced maroon tie)] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 5 ] [AC: 3 ] [HIT]

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20+2 = 18]

Attack [18] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Hobgoblin (Pieced maroon tie)] [Hit-AC: -1 vs. 5 ] [AC: -1 ] [HIT]

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Trident [TYPE: piercing (1d6+2=4)] [d6+2 = 4]

Damage [4] -> [to Hobgoblin (Pieced maroon tie)] [STATUS: Moderate]

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Trident [TYPE: piercing (1d6+2=7)] [d6+2 = 7]

Damage [7] -> [to Hobgoblin (Pieced maroon tie)] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 2] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

[TURN] Rothuss Carder

seyfert (Vee Barlett): throw the body at the owlbear to eat

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I don't think he's strong enough to do that... hob's aren't small

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): So I know there's an owlbear here, but I kind of want to head up to the hoard at the wagon either way, if no one has any objections. It's getting messy up there

seyfert (Vee Barlett): roll the body in front of the owlbear to eat

GM: chuckles

Shislif (MeLange): good idea

wyjyoon (Temperance): Here Owlbear, have some Hob-kebob

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Bob - can Rothuss use an attack or Tumbling roll to redirect the hob's body at the Owlbear in lieu of an attack?

GM: no

GM: Can use an attack to grab it and roll it

GM: but needs a to hit etc

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): HEH - can he use Animal Rending to know the weak spots for an attack on it? (sorry, just being silly now)

GM: grins

seyfert (Vee Barlett): to be fair...

seyfert (Vee Barlett): you cut up enough animals you do know a good way to roll them

seyfert (Vee Barlett): speaking from experience

GM: I was thinking on the owlbear

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): we'll try distracting it with food. what AC does he have to hit? It's not like the hob is defending itself

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Well that's a nightmare fuel sentence lol

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): (so was I, but either way works)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I have not necropsied an owlbear yet to know

GM: not necropsied enough owlbears to know

seyfert (Vee Barlett): exactly I am at a total of zero... for now....

GM: and for the record using Animal Rending might actually work, but that would mean standing there and making the skill check without doing anything

GM: then usign that knowledge potentially the next round

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): well that's no fun

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): ok, rolling the body to the owlbear

GM: to hit the Hobgoblin just hit AC 10

GM: So you can roll the attack on it again or on any random hobgoblin

Rothuss Carder: reaches down and grabs an arm and leg that lie under the hobgoblin's body and lifts sharply, causing the body to roll violently toward the owlbear.

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Hobgoblin (Filthy eye)] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 5 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]

Rothuss Carder: Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Hobgoblin (Filthy eye)] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 5 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): ac 10! whoo!

GM: Yeap you just made it

Vee Barlett: woo!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): +7 for panache!

e2wolfe: nice!!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Yay! Hob-kebob!

Rothuss Carder: Get out of here Levi!

[TURN] Levi Reed

Rothuss Carder: hopefully the hob will distract it

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): hopefully the hob will distract it

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Hobgoblin (Collected disdainful walk)] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 5 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Hobgoblin (Collected disdainful walk)] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 5 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]

Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Machete [TYPE: slashing (1d8=3)] [d8 = 3]

Damage [3] -> [to Hobgoblin (Collected disdainful walk)] [STATUS: Heavy]

[TURN] Avdotya Mirny

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Imprudent attitude)

Hobgoblin (Imprudent attitude): [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 2]

Attack [2] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack) [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 17 vs. 0 ] [AC: 17 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Parry the Mule

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Smelly fingers)

Hobgoblin (Smelly fingers): [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 13]

Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack) [at Temperance] [Hit-AC: 6 vs. 10 ] [AC: 6 ] [HIT]

Hobgoblin (Smelly fingers): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack [TYPE: slashing (1d6=3)] [d6 = 3]

Damage [3] -> [to Temperance] [STATUS: Light]

[TURN] Hobgoblin 1

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Pieced maroon tie)

[TURN] Owlbear

GM: [d100 = 59]

Owlbear: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #2) [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 8 ] [AC: 3 ] [HIT]

Owlbear: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Beak) [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 8 ] [AC: 7 ] [HIT]

Owlbear: [DAMAGE (M)] Beak [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (2d6=11)] [2d6 = 11]

Damage [11] -> [to Levi Reed] [STATUS: Heavy]

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): What

Owlbear: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #1 [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (1d6=3)] [d6 = 3]

Damage [3] -> [to Rothuss Carder] [STATUS: Light]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): flying beak

Owlbear: [DAMAGE (M)] Beak [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (2d6=12)] [2d6 = 12]

Damage [12] -> [to Rothuss Carder] [STATUS: Heavy]

Levi Reed's health adjusted by +11

GM: Fixed Levi

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): We're in opposite directions. How could he have hit us both?

GM: and then it does scoop up the dead hobgoblin in its other paw

Vee Barlett: Go on. Git.

[ROUND 3]

[TURN] Thuskar

[TURN] MeLange

MeLange: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

MeLange: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(17)] [d20+1 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Hand Axe) [at Hobgoblin (Imprudent attitude)] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 5 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]

MeLange: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

MeLange: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(17)] [d20+1 = 10]

Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Hand Axe) [at Hobgoblin (Imprudent attitude)] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 5 ] [AC: 7 ] [MISS]

Shislif (MeLange): doh

seyfert (Vee Barlett): weird it landed on 19 on my screen

GM: that looked like it was rolling over to a 19

wyjyoon (Temperance): Same

GM: yes

GM: but was not to be

Shislif (MeLange): end turn?

GM: yeap

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I call fake physics bs

[TURN] Jericho

GM: [DAMAGE] Ongoing damage [TYPE: untyped (1=1)] [ = 1]

Damage [1] -> [to Claudius ] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 1] [STATUS: Dying (-1)]

[TURN] Claudius - [Unconscious; DMGO:1]

Shislif (MeLange): 2nd!

[TURN] Lirtimya

Shislif (MeLange): brb

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Claudius 's health adjusted by -1

Claudius 's health adjusted by +1

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Looks like they're all down over here, should I be moving towards the rest of the group?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): up to you

Rothuss Carder: Get past this bear!

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Shoulderless)

Vee Barlett: Ain't a bear. It's an owl.

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Individualist leotard)

[TURN] Temperance

wyjyoon (Temperance): From my understanding, cure moderate wounds works the same as cure light wounds

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so yes but

GM: slightly different dice

seyfert (Vee Barlett): for walking wounded it won't matter

Rothuss Carder: Yeah, feathers and beak are kind of a giveaway! But I'm a little too busy here to debate the taxonomy!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): he cannot gain more than 1 HP

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so cure light is usually better since it's a waste to try to heal more

wyjyoon (Temperance): Ok, then cure light?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): for those who go below 0

Temperance: Temperance cast a spell NOT memorized.

Temperance: [CAST] Cause Light Wounds

seyfert (Vee Barlett): that gets him up and moving, but you might want to bind and pull him out of the way

wyjyoon (Temperance): Wrong one sorry

e2wolfe: lol

GM: grins

wyjyoon (Temperance): Just letting you know that I didn't want to give you more wounds

wyjyoon (Temperance): : )

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): And thus did Claudius die at the hands of his friends...

GM: Here let me heal you WHAM with the hammer

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): In a crazy twist, Temperance finishes off Claudius while being surrounded by hobgoblins

wyjyoon (Temperance): LOLOL

e2wolfe: LOL

wyjyoon (Temperance): Good riddance, take your toddler with you

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): hahahahahaha

wyjyoon (Temperance): : )

e2wolfe: lol

Temperance: Temperance cast a spell NOT memorized.

GM: lol

Temperance: [CAST] Cure Light Wounds [at Claudius ]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): She tried to grab the Healing Shiv, but accidentally grabbed a regular Shiv instead

Temperance: [HEAL] Cure Light Wounds [d8 = 1]

Heal [1] -> [to Claudius ] [STATUS: Critical]

wyjyoon (Temperance): Wow

seyfert (Vee Barlett): well glad you only need that lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): Out of all points I could've given you

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): 1 is all you could get anyways

GM: and tomorrow you can heal him back up to full

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, your dice are just saving the good rolls for when you need them

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Don't question this particular gift horse

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): assuming there is a tomorrow

GM: right now Eric Claudius can talk, walk slowly, but cannot attack, make checks, etc.

e2wolfe: Lived to fight another day...hopefully

GM: and click Done Wendy

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Filthy eye)

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Collected disdainful walk)

e2wolfe: ok

wyjyoon (Temperance): I certainly hope so

Hobgoblin (Collected disdainful walk): [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack) [at Levi Reed] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 7 ] [AC: 4 ] [HIT]

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Are hobgoblins... would you say... roughly man sized?

Hobgoblin (Collected disdainful walk): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack [TYPE: slashing (1d6=4)] [d6 = 4]

Damage [4] -> [to Levi Reed]

GM: Yes

[TURN] Vee Barlett

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I CALL DIBS ON THE INDIVIDUALIST LEOTARD

wyjyoon (Temperance): Individualist is dead to my knowledge?

GM: lolol

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): On the leotard specifically

GM: that is quote

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh

wyjyoon (Temperance): LOL

Vee Barlett: holding to see if the owlbear leaves before she tries to help with hobgoblins

seyfert (Vee Barlett): how do I delay again?

GM: you can just hold

[TURN] Rothuss Carder

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Delay button next to Iniit

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I mean yes but wanted to remember

seyfert (Vee Barlett): thank you tmo

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): going to Tumble back away from the owlbear to avoid attack of opportunity

GM: ok

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Tumbling [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 11]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): otherwise on full defense

[TURN] Levi Reed

GM: Tumbling gives you a plus four to your AC

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): works for me!

GM: poor Claudius's face

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Ok, now hear me out. I know this is extremely optimistic, but I'm moving around the other side so that I can potentially murder one and make a good start on the other, and hopefully this first one follows me so no one is hurting my squishy friend.

e2wolfe: lol he took a beating

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20 = 13]

Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Hobgoblin (Imprudent attitude)] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 5 ] [AC: 4 ] [HIT]

Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Machete [TYPE: slashing (1d8=7)] [d8 = 7]

Damage [7] -> [to Hobgoblin (Imprudent attitude)] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 2] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20 = 13]

Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Hobgoblin (Smelly fingers)] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 5 ] [AC: 4 ] [HIT]

Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Machete [TYPE: slashing (1d8=3)] [d8 = 3]

Damage [3] -> [to Hobgoblin (Smelly fingers)] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 1] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

[TURN] Avdotya Mirny

wyjyoon (Temperance): Nice!

Levi Reed: Don't you dare touch me with those smelly fingers!

Levi Reed: Someone else can loot this one

GM: Lemon might be getting the hang of this ranger stuff

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): lol

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Imprudent attitude)

[TURN] Parry the Mule

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Smelly fingers)

[TURN] Hobgoblin 1

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Pieced maroon tie)

[TURN] Owlbear

Temperance: chuckles at Levi's statement despite the situation

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Parry is nervous about the owlbear, but doesn't want to get separated from the people protecting her from the owlbear

GM: and yes the Owlbear continues to go after Rothuss

Rothuss Carder: Bastard!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sheesh

GM: It has not been scratched yet

seyfert (Vee Barlett): maybe Lirt can roast it too

GM: everything runs away from it

GM: why would it stop

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): yum, roast owl for dinner

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Vee will in a second that's why she held

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): owl kebob?

GM: And Vee can go first

GM: before it does

wyjyoon (Temperance): Mm owl kebob

GM: can get in between it and Rothuss

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): just remember.... "Animal Rending 16"

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20+2 = 10]

Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Owlbear] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 5 ] [AC: 7 ] [MISS]

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20+2 = 21]

Attack [21] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Owlbear] [Hit-AC: -4 vs. 5 ] [AC: -4 ] [HIT]

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Trident [TYPE: piercing (1d6+2=4)] [d6+2 = 4]

Damage [4] -> [to Owlbear] [STATUS: Light]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): just a light scratch

seyfert (Vee Barlett): a warning scratch

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): MeLange can probably finish off this last goblin, and then Levi will go help with the owlbear if it isn't roasted

Owlbear: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 2]

Attack [2] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #1) [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 13 vs. 8 ] [AC: 13 ] [MISS]

Owlbear: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #1) [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 8 ] [AC: 0 ] [HIT]

Owlbear: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #1 [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (1d6=4)] [d6 = 4]

Damage [4] -> [to Rothuss Carder]

[ROUND 4]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): is it a hit with the AC 4?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh wait yeah... even i can do that math sorry

GM: yes it hit ac 0

GM: no worries it is good to check

[TURN] Thuskar

[TURN] MeLange

seyfert (Vee Barlett): also to sleep so let's wrap this up

MeLange: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

MeLange: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(17)] [d20+1 = 18]

Attack [18] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Hand Axe) [at Hobgoblin (Collected disdainful walk)] [Hit-AC: -1 vs. 5 ] [AC: -1 ] [HIT]

MeLange: [DAMAGE (R)] Hand Axe [TYPE: slashing (1d6+2=8)] [d6+2 = 8]

Damage [8] -> [to Hobgoblin (Collected disdainful walk)] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 6] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

e2wolfe: hell ya

wyjyoon (Temperance): Nice!

MeLange: runs towards the Owlbear

GM: cant this round

Shislif (MeLange): oh well

Shislif (MeLange): end turn?

GM: yes

[TURN] Jericho

[TURN] Claudius

[TURN] Lirtimya

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): MeLange gets in a runner's starter position, ready for his next chance at running

Shislif (MeLange): lol that is pretty cool

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): MeLange used to do track and field

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): And discus.

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I don't know why, but he seems like a discus guy

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Effect ['Tumbling: 4 AC'] -> [to Rothuss Carder]

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I'm going to acid arrow the owlbear, it will deal, if I hit, 2d4 dmg for 2 rounds

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): sounds good

Lirtimya: Lirtimya cast a spell NOT memorized.

Lirtimya: [CAST] Melf's Acid Arrow [at Owlbear]

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Melf's Acid Arrow) [at Owlbear] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 5 ] [AC: 8 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Shoulderless)

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Individualist leotard)

[TURN] Temperance

Effect ['Tumbling: AC: 4'] -> [to Rothuss Carder]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): testing to see if that works

GM: nods

GM: I can take a swing just to test it

Owlbear: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #1) [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 8 ] [AC: 7 ] [HIT]

GM: No it did not

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): nope

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): not important right now, carry on with fight

wyjyoon (Temperance): Would it still be risky to try to run and then shoot arrows?

GM: Temperance is hovering over Claudius

wyjyoon (Temperance): If it is, I can delay

wyjyoon (Temperance): There's lots of people over there

GM: You can shoot arrows from a hundred yards away

GM: no need to move at all

wyjyoon (Temperance): Yes, but I don't want to hit someone else

GM: That would be a called shot

GM: an additional minus 4

wyjyoon (Temperance): Ok, so if I do the called shot with a minus 4 and miss, it won't hit anyone?

Effect ['Tumbling;AC: -4'] -> [to Rothuss Carder]

GM: correct

wyjyoon (Temperance): I forgot what I did in the caves lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): Ok cool

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 20]

Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Rothuss Carder] [DEF EFFECTS -4] [Hit-AC: -2 vs. 12 ] [AC: -2 ] [CRITICAL HIT]

Owlbear: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #1) [at Rothuss Carder] [DEF EFFECTS -4] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 12 ] [AC: 7 ] [HIT]

e2wolfe: oh damn

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): right command, wrong direction

seyfert (Vee Barlett): did yyou crit yourself?

GM: yes he did

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ...

Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [-4] [d20-4 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Shortbow) [at Owlbear] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 5 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): that feels VERY rothuss appropriate

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): why waste a Crit on an owlbear?

e2wolfe: lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

GM: hah

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Filthy eye)

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Collected disdainful walk)

[TURN] Vee Barlett

Effect ['Tumbling;AC: 4'] -> [to Rothuss Carder]

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20+2 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Owlbear] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 5 ] [AC: 8 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [Tumbling; AC: 4; [D: 1]]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): alright, with Vee here, going to try and double-team this thing.

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Aaaaand now Boy George will be in my head for the rest of the weekend. Thanks TMO.

Rothuss Carder: moves around to the opposite side of the owlbear from Vee and tries to thrust his sabre tip up into the vulnerable spot under it's left arm

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Owlbear] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 5 ] [AC: 7 ] [MISS]

Rothuss Carder: Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Owlbear] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 5 ] [AC: 7 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Levi Reed

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): wait

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I take it back

GM: too far to attack

GM: ok

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I would rather move the 60 and at least try to shoot it

GM: ok

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(17)] [-4] [d20-4 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Shortbow) [at Owlbear] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 5 ] [AC: 9 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Avdotya Mirny

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Imprudent attitude)

[TURN] Parry the Mule

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): wiat again

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): two attacks because even round?

GM: not if you move

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ah, ok, thanks

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Smelly fingers)

[TURN] Hobgoblin 1

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Pieced maroon tie)

[TURN] Owlbear

seyfert (Vee Barlett): wait was it two attacks this round? oops

Owlbear: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #2) [at Vee Barlett] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 6 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

Owlbear: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #1) [at Vee Barlett] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 6 ] [AC: 4 ] [HIT]

Owlbear: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #1 [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (1d6=6)] [d6 = 6]

Damage [6] -> [to Vee Barlett]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): owlbear claws are magic?

GM: It is still carrying the dead hobgoblin in its beak

seyfert (Vee Barlett): well at least that means one less attack

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Oh, nice

GM: It means their claws count as magic weapons against things that can only be hit by magic

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so kill it and take the claws got it

GM: lol

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Too bad we didn't meet and befriend it before meeting that gargoyle

[ROUND 5]

[TURN] Thuskar

[TURN] MeLange

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): "ANIMAL RENDING 16" :D

GM: See

Shislif (MeLange): can I get close enough to attack?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): dibs on an owlbear claw dagger

GM: you can try

MeLange: [SKILL] Animal Lore [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 10]

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): How many claws you think we can get out of that thing?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): you can dash and attempt to supershank or jst.... try

seyfert (Vee Barlett): dunno but she wants at least two

MeLange: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

GM: yes that allows you one attack

MeLange: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(17)] [d20+1 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Hand Axe) [at Owlbear] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 5 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

Shislif (MeLange): doh

[TURN] Jericho

[TURN] Claudius

[TURN] Lirtimya

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I will cast the spell move closer and stab, because I can't do anything else

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): There's a spell called move closer and stab?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): be careful Squishy One

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): There is now

GM: lol

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): oh, lol, ok

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): It's so late lol

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): lol

GM: so done?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Can I stab?

GM: Yes

GM: sorry

Shislif (MeLange): Pretty tired/hungry but if everyone wants to push through and take out the owlbear first I can finish

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger) [at Owlbear] [Hit-AC: 13 vs. 5 ] [AC: 13 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Shoulderless)

GM: yes to completing the owlbear

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Individualist leotard)

[TURN] Temperance

GM: would be a minus 8 now Temperance

seyfert (Vee Barlett): only reason I'm not asleep yet either is the owlbear being alive

GM: to shoot arrows into that mess

wyjyoon (Temperance): Um

wyjyoon (Temperance): Brain noodles say no

GM: so done

wyjyoon (Temperance): I'll delay?

wyjyoon (Temperance): If possible?

GM: sure

Temperance has delayed their turn until the end of round.

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Filthy eye)

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Collected disdainful walk)

[TURN] Vee Barlett

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20+2 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Vee Barlett] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 6 ] [AC: 9 ] [MISS]

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20+2 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Vee Barlett] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 6 ] [AC: 0 ] [HIT]

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Trident [TYPE: piercing (1d6+2=3)] [d6+2 = 3]

Damage [3] -> [to Vee Barlett] [STATUS: Moderate]

[TURN] Rothuss Carder

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Vee hit herself?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): huh...ops

seyfert (Vee Barlett): twice she did

seyfert (Vee Barlett): let me redo

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I did a Rothuss, ouch

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Oh, I didn't notice the first time because the blue

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): *REWINDING*

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20+2 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Owlbear] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 5 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

Vee Barlett's health adjusted by +3

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20+2 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Owlbear] [Hit-AC: 6 vs. 5 ] [AC: 6 ] [MISS]

Vee Barlett: .............SIGH

e2wolfe: brutal

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ...smelting time?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): someone just kill it already

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I smelted them earlier, stupid things

Vee Barlett: Smelting the dice down, forging new ones, and giving them a test roll! [10d4+10d6+10d8+10d10+10d12+10d20 = 347]

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20+2 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Owlbear] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 5 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): hmm nope

Vee Barlett: Smelting the dice down, forging new ones, and giving them a test roll! [10d4+10d6+10d8+10d10+10d12+10d20 = 364]

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20+2 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Owlbear] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 5 ] [AC: 5 ] [HIT]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ok better

Rothuss Carder: tries to aim for another vulnerable spot on the beast.

Vee Barlett: you all may continue

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 10]

Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Owlbear] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 5 ] [AC: 8 ] [MISS]

Rothuss Carder: Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Owlbear] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 5 ] [AC: 8 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Levi Reed

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): It doesn't have any vulnerable spots!!!

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Owlbear] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 5 ] [AC: 9 ] [MISS]

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20 = 14]

Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Owlbear] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 5 ] [AC: 3 ] [HIT]

Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Machete [TYPE: slashing (1d8=6)] [d8 = 6]

Damage [6] -> [to Owlbear] [STATUS: Moderate]

[TURN] Avdotya Mirny

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Imprudent attitude)

[TURN] Parry the Mule

wyjyoon (Temperance): It's somewhere under bear fur and owl feathers :)

Shislif (MeLange): can i switch to battle axe next round?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I can't stop saying her name to the tune of annagottadavida. Avodotya de Mirny baby

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol

Shislif (MeLange): lol

GM: Yes for Mel but then you only get two attacks not three

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Smelly fingers)

[TURN] Hobgoblin 1

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Pieced maroon tie)

[TURN] Owlbear

Shislif (MeLange): cool

Owlbear: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 13]

Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #2) [at Vee Barlett] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 6 ] [AC: 2 ] [HIT]

Owlbear: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #2 [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (1d6=6)] [d6 = 6]

Damage [6] -> [to Vee Barlett] [STATUS: Moderate]

Owlbear: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 20]

Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #1) [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: -5 vs. 8 ] [AC: -5 ] [CRITICAL HIT]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): why does HE get max dice and I don't??

wyjyoon (Temperance): Periodically checking on you guys' HP

Owlbear: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #1) [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: -1 vs. 8 ] [AC: -1 ] [HIT]

Shislif (MeLange): ouch

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I vote that the owlbear target itself with the next attack. It's what all the cool kids are doing these days

Owlbear: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #1 [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (1d6=1)] [d6 = 1]

Damage [1] -> [to Rothuss Carder]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): agree

wyjyoon (Temperance): LOL Lemon

Owlbear: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #1 [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (1d6=5)] [d6 = 5]

Damage [5] -> [to Rothuss Carder] [STATUS: Critical]

[TURN] Temperance

Rothuss Carder: Owwww!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): lbear

wyjyoon (Temperance): I'll run closer so that if I need to I can do cure wounds or something later

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): go for it

[ROUND 6]

wyjyoon (Temperance): Was trying to measure and see if I could run and stab

[TURN] Thuskar

wyjyoon (Temperance): But no

[TURN] MeLange

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20+1 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Owlbear] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 5 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Normally I would be like, be careful, you're squishy... but it seems to have a thing for Rothuss

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Battle axe [TYPE: slashing (1d8+3=6)] [d8+3 = 6]

Damage [6] -> [to Owlbear] [STATUS: Heavy]

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20+1 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Owlbear] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 5 ] [AC: 8 ] [MISS]

Shislif (MeLange): dang

[TURN] Jericho

[TURN] Claudius

[TURN] Lirtimya

seyfert (Vee Barlett): if that doesn't scare it away... altho I still want those claws

wyjyoon (Temperance): It's also surrounded by all the non-squishies, too, so I'm less worried.

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 13]

Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger) [at Owlbear] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 5 ] [AC: 7 ] [MISS]

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, I feel like it might have some good loot

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Shoulderless)

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Individualist leotard)

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Filthy eye)

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Collected disdainful walk)

[TURN] Vee Barlett

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20+2 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Owlbear] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 5 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Trident [TYPE: piercing (1d6+2=5)] [d6+2 = 5]

Damage [5] -> [to Owlbear]

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): yesss

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): now again

seyfert (Vee Barlett): iis it two?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I lost cound

seyfert (Vee Barlett): t

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): round 6?

GM: no

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): even rounds, right?

[TURN] Rothuss Carder

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ok was thinking I did last roundnbut the smelting confused me and again I am tired

GM: correct

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I thought it was even rounds

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): is it too crowded to use Tumbling as defense?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): but I don't like that it didn't go down from "moderately" wounded? shouldn't it be critical now??

GM: Rothuss then Levi to manage to end it?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): very optimistic there Bob

seyfert (Vee Barlett): notes say normally even rounds but I think we started fighitng on an even round and it threw it off or something

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): It's late, and I don't care that much, but I want it in the records that the combat tracker says round 6

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): sure, why not? 3 hp is enough

Rothuss Carder: thrusts his sabre at an eyeball.

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 14]

Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Owlbear] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 5 ] [AC: 4 ] [HIT]

Rothuss Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Sabre [TYPE: slashing, large (1d8+1=3)] [d8+1 = 3]

Damage [3] -> [to Owlbear] [STATUS: Critical]

[TURN] Levi Reed

seyfert (Vee Barlett): well you did say 3

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20 = 1]

Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Owlbear] [Hit-AC: 16 vs. 5 ] [AC: 16 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Owlbear] [Hit-AC: 13 vs. 5 ] [AC: 13 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Avdotya Mirny

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): wow

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Imprudent attitude)

[TURN] Parry the Mule

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Smelly fingers)

[TURN] Hobgoblin 1

[TURN] Hobgoblin (Pieced maroon tie)

[TURN] Owlbear

Levi Reed: Smelting the dice down, forging new ones, and giving them a test roll! [10d4+10d6+10d8+10d10+10d12+10d20 = 345]

GM: Are you sure you do not want Parry to handle this for you?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Ok

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Maybe parry got tired of waiting

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Save us Parry the Platymule!

GM: LOL

Parry the Mule: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack #2) [at Owlbear] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 5 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

Parry the Mule: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 14]

Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack #1) [at Owlbear] [Hit-AC: 6 vs. 5 ] [AC: 6 ] [MISS]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): how did 14 miss?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Not even Parry can save the day

seyfert (Vee Barlett): stupid math

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Parry is getting hungry and impatient

GM: It cannot find a way to escape

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): It's lunch. And we didn't even stop for second breakfast

GM: it drops the hobgoblin and tries to make a hole

Owlbear: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Beak) [at Parry the Mule] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 7 ] [AC: 3 ] [HIT]

Owlbear: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #1) [at Parry the Mule] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 7 ] [AC: 0 ] [HIT]

Owlbear: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 20]

Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #2) [at Parry the Mule] [Hit-AC: -5 vs. 7 ] [AC: -5 ] [CRITICAL HIT]

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Nooooo, not Parry!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I think Bob wanted Parry dead

Owlbear: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #2) [at Parry the Mule] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 7 ] [AC: 0 ] [HIT]

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Nooooooo

Owlbear: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #2 [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (1d6=2)] [d6 = 2]

Damage [2] -> [to Parry the Mule] [STATUS: Light]

Owlbear: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #2 [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (1d6=1)] [d6 = 1]

Damage [1] -> [to Parry the Mule] [STATUS: Moderate]

Owlbear: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #1 [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (1d6=2)] [d6 = 2]

Damage [2] -> [to Parry the Mule]

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Spring will never forgive me if Parry dies on my watch

Owlbear: [DAMAGE (M)] Beak [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (2d6=2)] [2d6 = 2]

Damage [2] -> [to Parry the Mule] [STATUS: Heavy]

e2wolfe: lol wow

[TURN] Temperance

Shislif (MeLange): ouch

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I'm so mad that I let you talk me into Parry going over there

Shislif (MeLange): well she bought us some time

wyjyoon (Temperance): Ok, so, if I say I want to use the hammer, will it also have to be a called shot or does that not apply with spells?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): (not really, but in case Spring reads this, I need it to look like I was)

GM: Your hammer that you used to cast the spell before is gone

GM: it disapears after the spell

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh ok gotcha

wyjyoon (Temperance): Cool

GM: you need to buy/find more

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Why doesn't it just go back to being a regular hammer? Magic is so weird.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): is it any kind of hammer? can levi make crude ones?

wyjyoon (Temperance): No worries, I forgot it disappeared after use

GM: a war hamer

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): war hammers are heavy, btw. say goodbye to your encumbrance

GM: hammer

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so...can levi make crude ones on his downtime?

GM: but Temp can just click done

wyjyoon (Temperance): Yeah, good riddance to encumberance for sure. It was 6 pounds

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Also, whenever we camp, Levi wants to make some arrows using his weaponsmithing. And also... can he make the hammer?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): my sandiwch, Carissa!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Does Rothuss want a healing spell?

GM: I would rather deal with the owlbear than discuss crude weaponsmithing

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Lol, ok, next week then

Shislif (MeLange): yea can we finish off this owlbear? Getting prety hungry

seyfert (Vee Barlett): put it on the agenda for later but we won't forget

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): You make me talk to priests, we're talking weaponsmithing. Thems the breaks, kid

wyjyoon (Temperance): Ok, I'm clicking done

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Rothuss is sitting at 3hp from death....

wyjyoon (Temperance): So yes to the healing?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): no

seyfert (Vee Barlett): they're touch spells

wyjyoon (Temperance): Right

seyfert (Vee Barlett): kill owlbear heal next sessino

wyjyoon (Temperance): Nvm

Rothuss Carder: bleeds

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): :D

seyfert (Vee Barlett): walk it off ya pansy

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): You made me bleed my own blood!

[ROUND 7]

[TURN] Thuskar

[TURN] MeLange

seyfert (Vee Barlett): true he did it to himself...

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): lol

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20+1 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Owlbear] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 5 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Battle axe [TYPE: slashing (1d8+3=5)] [d8+3 = 5]

Damage [5] -> [to Owlbear]

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20+1 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Owlbear] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 5 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Battle axe [TYPE: slashing (1d8+3=4)] [d8+3 = 4]

Damage [4] -> [to Owlbear] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 3] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Shislif (MeLange): lol

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Yessss

GM: Huzzah

seyfert (Vee Barlett): nice

Shislif (MeLange): oh nice

e2wolfe: nice!!

wyjyoon (Temperance): throws confetti

Levi Reed: loots everything except the smelly fingers goblin

MeLange: huzzah!

Rothuss Carder: falls to the ground

wyjyoon (Temperance): Now cut off it's claws

Levi Reed: points to smelly finger goblin

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): THIS ONE IS YOURS, TEMPE

MeLange: returns shield to Vee

Levi Reed: THIS ONE IS YOURS, TEMPE

[100 XP] -> Vee Barlett

[100 XP] -> Levi Reed

Vee Barlett: I want them claws when ya get a chance, capisce?

[100 XP] -> Temperance

[100 XP] -> MeLange

[100 XP] -> Jericho

Temperance: Why? You don't like smelly fingers?

[100 XP] -> Rothuss Carder

[100 XP] -> Lirtimya

Vee Barlett: I'll keep this warm for ya, buddy. Good usin' it.

[100 XP] -> Claudius

Temperance: grins in a teasing manner

Levi Reed: I don't know where them fingers have been

[124 XP] -> Temperance

[124 XP] -> Vee Barlett

[124 XP] -> Levi Reed

[124 XP] -> Jericho

[124 XP] -> MeLange

[124 XP] -> Rothuss Carder

[124 XP] -> Ratbone Carder

[124 XP] -> Claudius

[128 XP] -> Lirtimya

Awarded XP to the Party. (1120)

Lirtimya: Good job! You guys killed it!

Temperance: Alright, who needs healing?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Not tonight. Tonight it is bedtime

GM: next week

Temperance: as she loots Smelly Fingers the Hobgoblin

Shislif (MeLange): Ok gonna get some food in my belly. Thanks for a great night everyone :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): Next week then

Rothuss Carder: weakly raises hand into the air from the ground

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yup

GM: have a great week everyone

Shislif (MeLange): take care :)

seyfert: night all

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Goodnight friends!

e2wolfe: Yeah I gotta crash as well. Thanks for the game tonight!

Shislif (MeLange): night

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): gnite

'Shislif' disconnected

'seyfert' disconnected

'e2wolfe' disconnected

wyjyoon (Temperance): Sorry Rothuss, next week for sure : )

wyjyoon (Temperance): Gnight!

'LemonyLemon' disconnected

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Goodnight!

Rothuss Carder: No worries! I'll just lie here and whimper

'Master TMO' disconnected

'JtomTMO' disconnected

'wyjyoon' disconnected