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'Carissa' connected

'Michael' connected

BOB Hey there Carissa

BOB Hello Michael

Michael: Hi Guys! Also Wendy I still love reading your summaries: "Stirge 3 off of Tempe and yeets it against the floor."

Michael: Please use "Yeet" in many more summaries :)

BOB LOL She will see that later

Carissa: hello! finishing up chat while we wait - it's been a week

Carissa: *reading chat

Michael: Hi Carissa! Did you do any Yeeting this week?

Carissa: only my sanity

Michael: I winced when reading your pig comments. Hi I wanna be friends! STAB

Michael: Is that really how they are?

Carissa: yup

Michael: Not that i go around shanking animals or anything, so wouldn't have the faintest clue...

Michael: <Shudders>

Carissa: much nicer approach but like any patient, human or animal, you try to be nice and calm

Michael: Before shanking them?

Michael: :)

Carissa: well gotta get blood somehow

Michael: I had blood work done today. They just kind of double tapped my arm and called it good. Let's change our words from Shank to "not shank" LOL

Michael: Although it makes me giggle everytime I see it

Carissa: well with pigs there isn't a landmark so you just... stab in where it should be

Carissa: they're not easy animals for bleeding

Michael: WHERE IT SHOULD BE?! Oh my, how many times do you have to poke the poor thing. I know their hides are actually pretty tough right? But like, do you guess where the veins are?

Carissa: yep

Michael: Two labs ago, I finally told the phlebotemist I would be happy to jam it in my thigh for her if it meant she would stop poking holes in my arm, wrist, etc. Total of 7 jabs before she found a vein.

Carissa: you get a feel for it, but not everyone can do it

Michael: Point above LOL

Carissa: if teaching someone, I'll let them try three then done, but for me if i can't get it in two, I tap out

Carissa: we don't stress them if we don't have to

Michael: I mean, I know i'm heavier, but I have two REALLY defined veins so, thought there was no excuse...

Michael: You are a good person :)

Carissa: veins can roll so it depends where the vein is

Michael: Honestly, probably could have done a nice thin scalpel cut with the holes she put in me. I actually have a scar from it.

Michael: Show ya next time I'm at bobs

Carissa: yeah but that's not as sterile

Michael: So we have established that no dogs will die right bob? Right...>BOB?

Michael: They will "flee" combat?

Michael: (Even if we never see them again?)

Michael: I became attached and sad with the one in the cage

Michael: :(

'Lisa' connected

Michael: I've been away from home for three weeks and have another two to go, so I am missing my dog terribly

BOB Hello Lisa

Michael: Hi Lisa!!!!!

Carissa: still doesn't show her, long load time?

BOB Or maybe she doesn't want to talk to you? :P

BOB Then again she does not want to talk to me either

Carissa: lol

Michael: I would cry the day lisa doesn'twant to talk to me

Michael: and MAYBE the day she doesn't want to talk to you :P

Lisa: Hello all :)

Carissa: Hi Lisa!

Michael: She's here! She's here!

Lisa: Super long opening load time

Michael: Hi Lisa!!!!

Lisa: thought it was broken

Carissa: I thought so. On player side, it doesn't show someone in until after load time.

Michael: No, mine took a few minutes to load too. Odd, but I've had longer

BOB I did change some extensions and there is a new version of the Players Handbook and the DMG

Carissa: But Bob announced you in 5 minutes ago

BOB Because I can predict the future

Michael: LOL is that so? can you give me some stock tips?

Lisa: lol

Carissa: tomorrow's lotto numbers?

BOB I am BOB from the Future/Library

BOB That would be cheating

Michael: So....the next library iteration?

Carissa: Cheating what?

Michael: Pff. Hurumphg. Fine. Keep your secrets

Carissa: Maybe you got those powers to help us get rich.

BOB I am working with Emory University to provide equipment, and teachers for us next year

Michael: LOL

Carissa: nice

Michael: Sweet! I'm so excited with the push for education lately. Did you get a grant?

BOB They had no idea who they were talking to when they scheduled this exploritory thing

BOB today

Michael: .....Bob from the Future?

BOB then they scheduled a new meeting on Monday with me and their supervisor and already set up two bi-weekly meetings with me for planning for a federal grant

BOB That is my Discord Name Michael

Michael: Sweet!

Michael: That was dry sarcasm Bob. I highly doubt you sign your letters and emails with "Bob from the Future."

Carissa: which grant?

BOB I always say "BOB from the Future, because it is a much better job title than Coordinator of Digitial Initatives for Broward County Library"

Michael: I mean, maybe you do in which case that's badass of course

BOB Yes I do

Michael: LOL

BOB No clue yet Carrisa

Michael: Also, there is nothing wrong with that title. Although I know the pain :(

BOB Somethign that they are doing, adn now they figured out I can provide 2-6 million more options for reach in the community and they are like... WOW why are we not working with you all along?

Michael: Because no one know how to communicate well anymore :(

Michael: Or is too shy to reach out

BOB They would give me 40 more VR headsets and software

Michael: Awesome!

BOB I said I could start next week

Lisa: how is family in Tampa? Everyone okay?

BOB they laughed then I told them what we do and they were like AHHH UMMMM Well I guess, we need to talk

Lisa: sorry to change subject

BOB and thank you Lisa

BOB Tampa is good

Carissa: good

Lisa: glad to hear

BOB Michelle bought her house last month, and is in Paris on a work trip so missed her first hurricane in her new home

Michael: I've been in a hole. Has it been bad? Glad your family is okay

Lisa: she must be sooo bummed out

BOB Parents went over to double check for her

BOB LOL

Carissa: lol

BOB Here has been nothing

Michael: Just some heavy humidity?

BOB Up in Tampa some lost power for 2 to 8 hours

Michael: Gotcha

BOB The Big Bend part of Florida? Might recover in 5 or 10 years

Carissa: My parents are staying a couple more days with me because it's right in their driving path home and looks like a mess

BOB Glad for that Carissa

Lisa: good idea

Carissa: well yes but with my iffy sewer situation... it's stressful, lol

Carissa: hurricane or sewer problem? which is worse? :P

BOB This is the third major storm to hit that area in two years,

BOB Sewer problem because you have no warning

Carissa: except I do now

Carissa: but won't be fixed for a few more days

Michael: Does it strike to quickly for warning there bob?

Michael: I don't know much about it to be honest

Carissa: we actually spent time at the library today and their nice toilets - first time my dad has visited one is decades and he was impressed, it was actually really cute, made me happy

BOB Nope if you pay attention you typically have 5 to 14 days warning

BOB I am very happy for the Carissa

BOB when you want I can do a remote program there if you like

BOB teach something about Robots, VR, etc

Carissa: "And it's free?" said that so much, he couldn't believe it

BOB Grins

Carissa: I can definitely pass it along to them

BOB isn't that wonderful

Carissa: he isn't a reader so he didn't have much reason to visit libraries before but then he saw the DVD collection and the "Library of Things" collection

BOB Nice what do they have there?

BOB I do not want to leave Vee alone with the Lizard Men is why we are waiting

BOB No Wendy tonight

Carissa: Museum passes, fishing poles, telescopes, every video game console that's relevant, baking stuff, a Kitchenaid mixer, bluetooth speakers, hotspots, and a lot more I didn't know

BOB but hoping for Lemon

BOB and then the TMOs

BOB That will help you out a lot

Carissa: the TMOs will be late it sounds like

Michael: (Every video game console that is relevant? Oh, my sweet summer child. They ALL are relevant)

Carissa: PS2 isn't anymore

Michael: Wait, a Kitchen Aid mixer?

Carissa: so why carry it

Carissa: yup

Lisa: can we move time back to before the party split since the group is changing?

Michael: PS2 is one of the most emulated consoles of all time

Carissa: yes please

BOB 100% Lisa

Michael: But i do get the sentiment

Lisa: there are things to say and things I have been thinking about

Carissa: maybe but the hardware isn't relevant so it needs to be emulated so no reason for the library to carry it; most non-gamers won't care and any gamer has it themself

BOB warm smile Lisa has things to say ;)

Michael: Yep yep :)

Lisa: LOL

Carissa: yes please to talking; I read as I could but hard with guests so regrouping would be good

Lisa: when do I not?

Michael: lol

BOB We love you for it

Lisa: that is kind of you

BOB 100% honest

BOB THAT is what makes this game

Michael: (what he said)

BOB Lisa, Carissa, Wendy, TMO, Lemon etc talking and interacting

BOB But yes Vee and Zora need to talk

Carissa (Vee Barlett): I guess Vee decided to stay back and go for a swim?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): no map loaded with chaacter

BOB I can update that

BOB click on Zora

Carissa (Vee Barlett): oh there ty

Lisa: so move us all back to the illusion room?

Lisa: it's bigger

BOB The kitchen is cozy

BOB and you have your blob man there to do work for you

Lisa: lol

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (my favorite thing is a text from a number I don't know but it's my work phone and clearly someone who knows me so I just... gotta pretend I know who I'm talking to)

Effect ['LIGHT: 15/15 torch'] -> [to Inv Zora Polasis] [by Levi Reed]

Lisa: lol

BOB Excellent

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (even worse when the number LOOKS familiar... oh well, I'll find out another day)

Glimber Silvernose : [Translation] Thank you for saving me, you are very hurt

<font color="#000000">Thank you for saving me, you are very hurt

[understood by: ]

Vee Barlett: Well y'all look like a hot mess.

Vee Barlett: But not the good kind,

Carissa (Vee Barlett): uhhh why did jaba the hut appear?

Lisa: he's the wax guy that gridns the flour

Ruffus DeOrange: We did what we could, we found some interesting things for magic people it seems

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ah he wasn't mentioned in the summary, got it

Carissa (Vee Barlett): and I missed him skimming the rest of chat before game time

Vee Barlett: This whole place be an interesting thing for magic people.

Inv Zora Polasis: takes another swig of rum

Ruffus DeOrange: The little guy here saved Zora

Inv Zora Polasis: Yes he did. Glimber pulled me out of the vat of wax

Vee Barlett: Eye for an eye. She save him, he save her. That be good.

Inv Zora Polasis: And almost died himself doing it

Ruffus DeOrange: I guess they were making more than candles here

Inv Zora Polasis: laughs

Michael: (groans)

Vee Barlett: Yar, that wyvern ain't somethin' you make first time. Gotta have something you work up to before you get a masterpiece like that.

Vee Barlett: Like... sewing crappy leather wallets before ya make leather armor.

Inv Zora Polasis: But the mage we killed? Maybe killed?

Inv Zora Polasis: He was wax

Vee Barlett: Were he made of wax?

Ruffus DeOrange: They got very high up there then

Vee Barlett: Then might be another.

Inv Zora Polasis: And he had a staff and he was casting

Inv Zora Polasis: So where is the human Lazio?

Vee Barlett: Hmm so he become wax? Sentient wax? Or another project of a non-waxer?

Ruffus DeOrange: I am not sure if he was wax on or wax off

Vee Barlett: Well seems caves get easier once we find useful wands so maybe good.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

Inv Zora Polasis: How does a man become wax? That mage might still be out there somewhere

Vee Barlett: But to what point? This ain't a museum.

Ruffus DeOrange: The dogs seem to think they found a way out

Ruffus DeOrange: Temp is with them at a door at the end of the cooridoor

Vee Barlett: Yar definitely don't think mage be gone. That how ya get killed assumin'

Ruffus DeOrange: Is that where you give me your a... ahh well I mean

Inv Zora Polasis: You should take the potions I'm holding

Vee Barlett: But if a wax figure be as strong as a real one... easy to make yer own army.

Vee Barlett: raises brow

Ruffus DeOrange: It was not that strong

Vee Barlett: You test them yet?

Vee Barlett: Strong enough to make people thing twice.

Ruffus DeOrange: Yeah, we killed what two three of them?

Ruffus DeOrange: This one here seems pretty cocile

'Lemon' connected

Vee Barlett: A wax crew ain't a risk to ships since they water resistent and they melt with fire which ya won't have on a ship... can use them to patch things up if ya got a hole....

Ruffus DeOrange: So they might be a better crew?

Vee Barlett: Hmm... just thinkin' out loud. Maybe why Firebeard fake.

Vee Barlett: They do what ya tell them and don't question legalities so ain't a bad crew, at least.

Lemon (Levi Reed): Hello friends!

Carissa (Vee Barlett): hi lmeon!

Ruffus DeOrange: Do you want to take mister dough boy here?

Inv Zora Polasis: No!

Ruffus DeOrange: OK

Vee Barlett: Oh. Okay. He special or somethin'?

Vee Barlett: I'm outta the loops. I needed a swim to clear my head but I'm still confused.

Inv Zora Polasis: He's the size of you. You want to lug him around?

Vee Barlett: He don't respond to commands?

Ruffus DeOrange: You can try

Ruffus DeOrange: Most people do what you tell them to do

Inv Zora Polasis: looks at mill man and says "Sit!"

Inv Zora Polasis: Look he's not doing anything

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): Hi Lemon :)

BOB It takes a good minute to process then he sits

Vee Barlett: He talk?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): seriously? lol

Vee Barlett: Ahh, so he do respond. Good.

Inv Zora Polasis: stares at wax man

BOB brb as you catch Lemon up

Inv Zora Polasis: I'm surprised he takes orders from anyone

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (Zora is catching Vee up. Now you're caught up)

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): unlike Ruffus last week

Carissa (Vee Barlett): you know... vee told him to do what she told him so maybe he didn't know to do what others told him too?

Vee Barlett: or he's got eyes only for her, lol

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ooc

Carissa (Vee Barlett): and that is a later problem

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): bob explained that ruffus wasn't some zombie and he makes decisions etc

Lemon (Levi Reed): He was very difficult last week.

Lemon (Levi Reed): afk a minute

User has gone AFK. (Lemon)

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): so apparently he didn't like some of the directions

Carissa (Vee Barlett): so still spoiled and a bit stuck up? :P

BOB As expected

Inv Zora Polasis: Here are the potions. The one with the feather tag is leviation and the one with the head on it is forgetfulness.

Inv Zora Polasis: We have to test the last one

Vee Barlett: Yar let me take a quick test.

Vee Barlett: looks to see if liquid or oil

BOB Which one is it? it is liquid for sure

Inv Zora Polasis: Glimber and I are pretty much useless the rest of the day

Vee Barlett: Yar you need rest.

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): (hill giant strength

BOB LOL

BOB thank you

Vee Barlett: dips finger and takes a small taste

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): sorry - I cheated after last session

Carissa (Vee Barlett): it's fine, I did similar last cave, lol

BOB and Vee grew three sizes bigger that day

Carissa (Vee Barlett): hope her armor stretches ith her or this will be awkward

BOB chuckles

BOB For potions that would be a no

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): she shouldn't grow - she should be able to pick ruffus up - literally

BOB Polymorph maybe

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol yes hope it's just strength, she doesn't need to be amazonian... yet....

BOB and yes that was a Grinch quote

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): yes

Vee Barlett: Hmm, makes me feel like I could just grab somethin' nearby and toss it easily.

Vee Barlett: (lol)

BOB See Lisa gets me

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (ooc and should know that but it has been a week, as I said ;) )

BOB No worries I can have plumbers for you to attack or befriend depending on how things turn out

Inv Zora Polasis: We've been trying to fight these wax creatures with weapons but I do wonder if we would inflict more damage stabbing them with torches

Michael: lol

Inv Zora Polasis: Or if it would just be the same

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (thanks, maybe?)

Inv Zora Polasis: I don't know

Michael: Stick a wick in them....

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): yes lol

Michael: (Get your minds out of the gutter just in case)

Vee Barlett: I wonder if they fear flame? Might just be enough to wave it in front of 'em like when ya wanna scare a wolf away.

Inv Zora Polasis: It just a long time to kill both the wyvern and the mage

Vee Barlett: Yar, agree.

Inv Zora Polasis: But then most of use were either paralyzed or swimming in wax

Vee Barlett: Actually... since ya befriend him, can I see if yer dough boy here scare if I get the torch closer to him?

Ruffus DeOrange: Yes sorry for that

Inv Zora Polasis: Poor Levi had to do all the fighting

Vee Barlett: He likes that stuff. And cave so it fine.

Inv Zora Polasis: Not your fault he zapped you with that staff

Michael: I did wince a little while reading the log. You guys did the best you possibly could have....

Ruffus DeOrange: It was not fun

Vee Barlett: Didn't say this adventure would be, yeah?

Ruffus DeOrange: At least you are Vee

Vee Barlett: laughs

Ruffus DeOrange: Both fun and an adventure

Vee Barlett: Let's survive this first, yeah?

Vee Barlett: grabs the torch and slowly brings it closer to dough boy to see if he reacts

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (not intending to hurt him)

BOB It does not move

Vee Barlett: Hmm so ain't scared of fire....

Vee Barlett: Ya sure I can't just... try to burn off his arm to test, Zora?

BOB Zora can make an Int check

Inv Zora Polasis: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 11]

BOB WOW that was a nice effect

Michael: Wax gets super brittle when frozen, but good luck in the Islands.....

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): oops

BOB But Int not Con

Carissa (Vee Barlett): it delayed so I couldn't see it

Inv Zora Polasis: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 13] [d20 = 1]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): niceeee!!

Michael: Yay!

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): so smart

Michael: LOL

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): silver dragon dice tonight

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): loving the dragon dice

BOB Zora can intuit that this wax creature is not reacting the way the Wyvern did so maybe not as smart? or not as complete based on the lack of features,

Carissa (Vee Barlett): they are really cool

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol thought that was obvious by how long it took to respond to her telling him to sit

Michael: I keep wondering if I want to buy more dice packs, but I just love the first ones I got. Not sure if I should just try something new though. I feel like I'm letting Lemon down or something

BOB Dice are on sale until Monday if anyone wants to buy a new set

Carissa (Vee Barlett): nah I'm good with blood and rainbows

Michael: LOL

Michael: I'll take another look

Michael: I just love the elemtnal dice

Inv Zora Polasis: Maybe because this one was made to grind flour it isn't as smart or powerful as the wyvern or the mage

Inv Zora Polasis: He just put in the effort needed for it to do its job?

Vee Barlett: eyes Zora and brings the torch a little closer to see if his arm starts to melt a little

BOB It eventually reacts and flinches away from the flame

Vee Barlett: Yar, an early project.

BOB Then it turns to raise a fist towards Vee

Vee Barlett: Ah so it don't like heat. Hmm. You got a torch to spare? I'll leave ya this one and take one.

Vee Barlett: pulls back

Inv Zora Polasis: Look out!

Vee Barlett: Sorry, sorry.

BOB It stops and then resets back to grind flour mode

Vee Barlett: steps away from mill man

Inv Zora Polasis: Interesting

Vee Barlett: So they got a set task.

Vee Barlett: Like a... programmin' or something? Reading specific lines in a play and can't do more?

Ruffus DeOrange: We are but players on the stage

Inv Zora Polasis: I have 3 torches left if you need them

Michael: Your mixing storylines

Vee Barlett: Ruffus, take one of them.

Ruffus DeOrange: Picks up two torches

Lemon (Levi Reed): I still have 5

Lemon (Levi Reed): torches

Michael: HI LEMON!

Michael: I'm sorry, I missed you hopping int!

Vee Barlett: Levi I think got more so leave Zora two.

Michael: *in

Vee Barlett: hands back her torch

Lemon (Levi Reed): Hello!

Inv Zora Polasis: If I stay here I don't need many. The bedroom is full of candles

Vee Barlett: Huh, true. Alrightly keep them, Ruffus and get one lit before we leave the room.

Inv Zora Polasis: If I follow you I don't know. I would hope no one could see us as we are so very killable at the moment

Ruffus DeOrange: Zora and Lirt have lots of magic book stuff

Inv Zora Polasis: We found the mage's spell books

Ruffus DeOrange: Should we leave all that here

Vee Barlett: Yar... not sure if we should leave ya here or keep ya safe elsewhere. Can ya set a tripwie or somethin' to protect yerself?

Ruffus DeOrange: Why would anyone look for books in a kitchen?

Vee Barlett: No. Zora. Focus.

Inv Zora Polasis: I was wanting to go to the bedroom with the soft bed

Ruffus DeOrange: Oh yeah that did look like a very nice bed to try out Vee

Vee Barlett: Yar, that closeby? We can walk ya there.

Inv Zora Polasis: Ohhhh

Vee Barlett: Focus.

Inv Zora Polasis: just across the hall

Inv Zora Polasis: It has a bar

Inv Zora Polasis: Candles

Inv Zora Polasis: A bed

Vee Barlett: Don't be givin' Ruffus more ideas. This ain't the time.

Ruffus DeOrange: see I told you you would like it Vee

Inv Zora Polasis: Perfect for guarding evil mage spell books by the physically almost dead

Levi Reed: gross

Vee Barlett: What ya tell me, Ruffus? Not now, maybe later.

Vee Barlett: This is a definite not now. But keep it in mind fer later.

Levi Reed: Although if he does whatever you say, it might be more enjoyable this time

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): LOL

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (was Levi able to backtrack to us?)

Lemon (Levi Reed): Oh, am I not there?

Lemon (Levi Reed): OOC then

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (not sure)

BOB Sure

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (Oh good we're all back together)

Vee Barlett: Shut it, Levi. Go back wherever ya were.

BOB Temp is Hodor

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Carissa (Vee Barlett): nice knowing her

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): may they not share the same fate

BOB Quote for Wendy

Vee Barlett: Alright so let's move to the bedroom then figure out next steps, yar?

Lemon (Levi Reed): It's me this week, sorry

BOB warm smile then it will be fun

BOB You get to point out the things that you like and Wendy ignores

Lemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, but I'm not nice like her and I do what I want for quotes lol

BOB Temp did not take into account the maginificence of Levi's machetted attack

BOB chuckles

BOB in any case

BOB You have Walking Wounded Zora, Glimber who cannot talk to anyone, Vee, Levi, and Ruffus

Lemon (Levi Reed): I mean anyone is welcome to add whatever they want, of course

BOB with an unknown door up there that leads to the outside

BOB and an unknown lizard man encampment

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): Bob can you transfer the potions to Vee please? I renamed them in my inventory to Potion - name

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): and ruffus took 2 torches so I'll zap them

Vee Barlett: Lev, you the caveman. Whatcha thinkin' we do?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): the guys were holding the spell books so MeLange had one and Rothuss the other

Lemon (Levi Reed): Oh, I did not rename mine but it was healing, yeah?

'Inv Zora Polasis' is at 'Normal' encumbrance. Movebase now 12.

BOB all potions moved

Levi Reed: The caves I'm used to just have normal animals in them, not hideous monsters

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): thank you

Vee Barlett: Yar but you have best sense of direction in these places.

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): think MeLange drank it last week

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (and carissa doesn't know which way we've gone or such)

Carissa (Vee Barlett): so until I get my barings Levi has to lead IF we move :P

Carissa (Vee Barlett): or suggest we do not move

Levi Reed: Well, I mean, I can tell you where the lizard men are. Up this hallway and to the left

Levi Reed: How to murder them... that I don't know

Vee Barlett: Wax?

Lemon (Levi Reed): I... don't remember

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): we haven't told her about the 2 large treasure chests full of gold either but that can be a reward for surviving lizardwaxmen

BOB This would be the first Vee is hearing about Lizard Men

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

Located next to a murky black pool of standing water are three crudely-constructed platforms arranged in a semi-circle and raised 12 feet above the boggy ground. Each has a domed shelter of branches and draped moss. Suspected from the over-arching branches of a tree is a wicker cage imprisoning a bedraggled, emaciated and thoroughly bound human. Even from a distance, several lizard men can be seen moving about the encampment. Nets of foodstuffs and other supplies concealed amongst the branches of trees, to keep them away from the swamp fauna. A large, single-horned rhinoceros-like dinosaur grazes amidst the encampment.

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): and the rhino - not sure if the rhino was wax or real

Lemon (Levi Reed): there you go

Carissa (Vee Barlett): let me guess, we won't know until we go there

Lemon (Levi Reed): I forgot about the dinosaur. I knew there was something big

Vee Barlett: Any part of the cave we ain't visit yet?

Levi Reed: Oh lots

Levi Reed: There was that spider room way back in the other cave, more ways to go in the boat

Levi Reed: Still the dragon room

BOB None of it close and that door leads to the outside and fresh air

Vee Barlett: Yar, I knew those parts, I meant here.

Vee Barlett: So there be a reason to face the lizardmen?

Levi Reed: Oh, then no.

Levi Reed: Yeah they're holding someone hostage in acage, looks like

Vee Barlett: sighs

Levi Reed: So there's that, if that's a good reason

Vee Barlett: Either be a friend of Glimber or the admiral....

Vee Barlett: And we want them stay alive?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): that description doesn't say lizardmen are wax - my mind was fuzzy from last week

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (it does not but don't think the wyvern did either...)

BOB There was a LOT last weekend

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): mage's masterpiece was a wax lizardman he said before he died

Carissa (Vee Barlett): oh bob said wax wyvern but wasn't a predescription so... could still maybe be wax

Vee Barlett: So do we want to rescue hostage alive or....?

Ruffus DeOrange: If they are not alive is it a rescue?

Vee Barlett: shrugs

Inv Zora Polasis: It could be the admiral!

Vee Barlett: Just gaugin' morals here.

Vee Barlett: And you want him alive...?

Inv Zora Polasis: Of course we do

Ruffus DeOrange: Sure

Levi Reed: I mean, we won't know until we talk to him

Vee Barlett: sighs again

Ruffus DeOrange: It it helps prove I am not dead

Inv Zora Polasis: That's why we're here

Vee Barlett: Oh. Right. I forgot.

Ruffus DeOrange: Exzactly Thank yo Zora

Vee Barlett: I just wanted the loot.

Inv Zora Polasis: sighs

Vee Barlett: So we gotta figure out how to take down a room full of maybe wax things, or maybe not, with only a few of us, yar?

Vee Barlett: You ain't got any flamin' trap ideas, do ya, Zora?

Ruffus DeOrange: I think yes, but also they are outside?

Vee Barlett: looks at Levi to confirm

Ruffus DeOrange: If they are wax do you think they will melt in the sun?

Inv Zora Polasis: I am not at my full capacity. I don't think I could build a trap if I tried

Levi Reed: Not gonna lie, I don't really care about helping Ruffus prove he's not dead. But we should probably find out who the guy is and then decide what to do with him.

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): walking wounded capabilities only

Vee Barlett: Lumpy here, maybe. He meltin' just standin' here but if it wax like a candle? Nah.

Levi Reed: And yes, it was outside

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (oops forgot)

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): surprised Bob let me roll an INT check :)

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol probably why I forgot

BOB Is not a skill it is just a thought

Vee Barlett: But ya can maybe think of one.

BOB But no to find traps to create something

Vee Barlett: Wonderin' if I can tie a rope a certain way....like a tripwire thingy?

Ruffus DeOrange: Ahh Ummm

Vee Barlett: So if'n the chase us, we can squeeze them in tight and pick 'em off?

Inv Zora Polasis: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 12]

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): any brilliant trap thoughts?

Ruffus DeOrange: Your knots are more up close and personal Vee

BOB Zora can see that what Vee is describing is a very big lasso

BOB which is just ....... weird

Inv Zora Polasis: Sounds like a big lasso. Not sure that would work Vee

Inv Zora Polasis: And they would see you and probably attack before you could set something that large up

Levi Reed: Maybe you need a bear trap

Vee Barlett: frowns

Ruffus DeOrange: You said they are lizard man, not bears

Vee Barlett: But how do ya do like... you know... a trip thing?

Inv Zora Polasis: laughs

Levi Reed: Yeah but bear traps work on anything

Levi Reed: something steps on it and SNAP

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): laughing at ruffus

Levi Reed: caught. Or at least lost a leg

Ruffus DeOrange: That sounds dangerous

Vee Barlett: If I got some sailin' rigging it'd make more sense.

Ruffus DeOrange: you just leave those around?

Vee Barlett: Ain't sure Ruffus wants to lose his other leg.

Inv Zora Polasis: Ideally you would need wire so it's not visible and you need to stretch it thin between to points

Levi Reed: Nah, you put them somewhere strategic when you're trying to catch something

Inv Zora Polasis: I don't have that kind of wire

Levi Reed: Anyway, I don't have one so it doesn't matter right now

Ruffus DeOrange: So like Vee's bed?

BOB LOL

BOB I love it when he says something and everyone is just stunned

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): yeah not sure how to respond to that one

Lemon (Levi Reed): No one is stunned, we're all ignoring him

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (I was actually yelling at my dad for feeding my cat hamburger, lol)

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Vee Barlett: Ruffus. FOCUS.

BOB smile

Vee Barlett: So if it is visible.... that a problem?

Levi Reed: Probably depends how stupid the prey is

Inv Zora Polasis: less likely to trip over it

Inv Zora Polasis: nods at Levi

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (one sec)

User has gone AFK. (Carissa)

Levi Reed: And I have no idea how stupid lizardmen are.... ... ... yet.

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): do we know anything about them?

BOB not yet

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): I want to say that they have villages and language. They aren't just animals

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): hence the whole lizard and men combo thing :)

BOB This is a good thought

Lemon (Levi Reed): Oh, it would be nice if we didn't have to fight them all

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): so probably not incredibly stupid and they live in the jungle so they know the jungle ways - lol whatever that last part means

BOB brb

Lemon (Levi Reed): If there wasn't the guy in the cage, I'd definitely say let's skip it

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): maybe some sneaky way of targeting the cage - grabbing the guy and getting out of there?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): get to the tree, levitate to the cage, break lock grab guy, sink back down and get out?

BOB b

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): have to do some obs when you get there and get better info on the scene

Lemon (Levi Reed): I don't like our chances of not being spotted but that would definitely be better than fighting them all

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (sorry back brief parent distraction)

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): send the wax flour guy to the rhino and cause a diversion and while everyone is focused on the wax guy, go for the cage?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): just tossing stuff out there

Carissa (Vee Barlett): if he'll listen to us

Lemon (Levi Reed): If tmo ever logs in, he's a GREAT distraction

Carissa (Vee Barlett): toss out ideas that's the point!

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): and stuff I can't help with so I'm sorry about that

Lemon (Levi Reed): I kind of want to try to befriend the dinosaur

Carissa (Vee Barlett): thinking of ideas and trying to brainstorm is half the game so you're helping lots

Carissa (Vee Barlett): I tihnk they're all wax

Lemon (Levi Reed): agreed

Lemon (Levi Reed): about the helping

Carissa (Vee Barlett): and while it'd be fun to befriend, we are too weak right now to risk it

Carissa (Vee Barlett): unless you have a way to do it without putting yourself at more risk

Carissa (Vee Barlett): hmm...

Lemon (Levi Reed): unsure about the wax. They're not inside the cave so I feel like they aren't NECESSARILY related to whatever's going on inside here. The dogs were neglected, so lizard men are definitely not the OG owners here

Carissa (Vee Barlett): so still wise right now, only Levi has sneak

Carissa (Vee Barlett): *skill

Lemon (Levi Reed): yeah but he's very bad at it

Lemon (Levi Reed): I'm definitely willing to try it

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol just thinking out loud about skills

Carissa (Vee Barlett): we're all bad at something and still try it

Carissa (Vee Barlett): the dogs can maybe help distract

Lemon (Levi Reed): I wonder if botany might turn up something that the dinosaur likes to eat out there?

Lemon (Levi Reed): distract it with food

Carissa (Vee Barlett): maybe

Carissa (Vee Barlett): I wish I could see the layout... how far out were the lizards?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): how easy would it be to retreat back into the cave?

Lemon (Levi Reed): I do not remember. It's been a long, difficult week, my brain is absolute mush

Vee Barlett: rereading it... so three platforms

Carissa (Vee Barlett): oocs

BOB Do you want it here again to make it easier to read?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ...yes

Located next to a murky black pool of standing water are three crudely-constructed platforms arranged in a semi-circle and raised 12 feet above the boggy ground. Each has a domed shelter of branches and draped moss. Suspected from the over-arching branches of a tree is a wicker cage imprisoning a bedraggled, emaciated and thoroughly bound human. Even from a distance, several lizard men can be seen moving about the encampment. Nets of foodstuffs and other supplies concealed amongst the branches of trees, to keep them away from the swamp fauna. A large, single-horned rhinoceros-like dinosaur grazes amidst the encampment.

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): do you have a map for it? Or will things be put onto the grid when they enter?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): but also... can we just... set fire to the platforms?

BOB I have a map

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): good

Image: Lizardman Camp

Carissa (Vee Barlett): poor tempe, the sacrific

Levi Reed: Advanced Effect ['Torch;LIGHT: 10/15 torch;Torch'] -> [to Levi Reed] [by Torch]

Lemon (Levi Reed): lol

Lemon (Levi Reed): BOB just tossing her in the middle of the lizard men, so casually

Carissa (Vee Barlett): dude are lizards... small?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): nice knowing you, tempe!

BOB Temp is on the map now

BOB to show where the door is

Carissa (Vee Barlett): oh so can't see lizardmen just... random dots sometimes brighteningup?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): it's a big map

Carissa (Vee Barlett): yeah this feels like a full party thing....

BOB grins fireflys? .... or will o whisps?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): hoping it's just bugs in thw computer sense

'TMO' connected

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): oh no - no wisps on top of everything please

Carissa (Vee Barlett): but really do we care if this person is alive? (jk)

BOB Hello TMO

Michael: Hi TMO!!!

Lemon (Levi Reed): Ah, our distraction has arrived

Carissa (Vee Barlett): woohoo!

Michael: LOL

TMO (Rothuss CarderI ): finally made it.

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): Hi TMO :)

TMO (Rothuss CarderI ): Hello one and all.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): just in time to be sacrificed!

TMO (Rothuss CarderI ): Yay!

TMO (Rothuss CarderI ): ....

TMO (Rothuss CarderI ): wait, what?

Image: Lizardman Camp

Lemon (Levi Reed): We're trying to figure out how to rescue the human without having to fight all the lizardmen

TMO (Rothuss CarderI ): that map only has Temperance on it, none of the rest of us

Lemon (Levi Reed): We were thinking Rothuss might be good bait... I mean, a good distraction

Carissa (Vee Barlett): brainstorming how to save the dude with minimal fight

Michael: Bait?

TMO (Rothuss CarderI ): I don't know the situation

Lemon (Levi Reed): Neither do we

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): the map is bigger than I thought - not sure where cage is in relation to the hut/platforms

TMO (Rothuss CarderI ): in that case, I suggest we use blinding speed

BOB When last we left our intrepid band of adventurers

Carissa (Vee Barlett): bob can share the description again

BOB Cage is in the middle of the huts

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): of course it is

Located next to a murky black pool of standing water are three crudely-constructed platforms arranged in a semi-circle and raised 12 feet above the boggy ground. Each has a domed shelter of branches and draped moss. Suspected from the over-arching branches of a tree is a wicker cage imprisoning a bedraggled, emaciated and thoroughly bound human. Even from a distance, several lizard men can be seen moving about the encampment. Nets of foodstuffs and other supplies concealed amongst the branches of trees, to keep them away from the swamp fauna. A large, single-horned rhinoceros-like dinosaur grazes amidst the encampment.

Lemon (Levi Reed): Lisa you stole the words right out of my fingers

TMO (Rothuss CarderI ): what are the blinking green spots?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): hanging over the black swamp water too for extra fun?

BOB No water

BOB Under the cage at least

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): that' a plus

Michael: Oh okay. I was confused

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): but in the center of everything

BOB at this point you do not know TMO, guess is fireflies

BOB Swampgas?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): maybe it's the magic things to tell the lizardmen what to do or something

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): mutant night stirges

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

BOB says the walking wounded

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): the walking wounded wants to lay down with her bottle of rum

Lemon (Levi Reed): The walking Lemon kind of wants to do that too

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

BOB I thought it was a subscription for whisky

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): Lisa has whiskey - Zora has rum

BOB grins

User has gone AFK. (Carissa)

BOB So what other questions TMO?

Lemon (Levi Reed): How good is your sneaking, tmo?

Lemon (Levi Reed): Maybe someone can go get a better look and see if they're wax?

TMO (Rothuss CarderI ): so, the easiest would be to have someone make a distraction on one side to draw them off, but then that person has to hide and/or escape and be able to find their way back to the rest of the party afterward

BOB Levi, Vee, Rothuss, when he gets there Lirt, then Rothuss to help and a handful of dogs

Lemon (Levi Reed): There WAS a wax covered lizard man in the vat of wax in that other room

TMO (Rothuss CarderI ): who is it the dogs follow?

BOB Temp is being Hodor with the dogs right now on the way out of the caves and into the Lizard Man Camp

BOB One follows Temp the others are hanging out

BOB 3 others

Michael: Did you literally just use "Hodor" as the term here?

Michael: I'm noting the date and time

BOB one left to the river, one went back to the kennels where it felt safe

TMO (Rothuss CarderI ): at least he didn't say she was hodoring

Michael: LOLOL

Lemon (Levi Reed): I think he might have used hodoring earlier this session

Michael: I missed it, cause i would have spat out a drink more then likely

Carissa (Vee Barlett): a few times now

BOB So TMO Lemon and Carissa are the group that solves this.... or attempts to

Carissa (Vee Barlett): but to TMO's point yes we were trying to think of a way to rescue the guy with minimal fight

Carissa (Vee Barlett): there are the lizards who may or may not be wax AND the dino thing

Carissa (Vee Barlett): carissa and vee still vote to let the guy die ;)

TMO (Rothuss CarderI ): IC or OOC discussions?

BOB both

Carissa (Vee Barlett): both

Carissa (Vee Barlett): We also have a potion of Levitation, Amensia, and Hill Giant Strength

Carissa (Vee Barlett): plus torches

Carissa (Vee Barlett): and ropes

BOB If only we had a wheel barrow

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Carissa (Vee Barlett): just need a grandma and wheels

Vee Barlett: (LINK)

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-RfHC91Ewc">(LINK)</a>

Lisa: you also have wax flour man guy

Lemon (Levi Reed): If they're wax, and mini shows up, we can just do fire stuff, yeah?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): oh yes wax dude!

Lisa: if she has spells left

Carissa (Vee Barlett): and the flame only goes 5 ft so not far

Lisa: know she spent one burning hands to save from stirges

Vee Barlett: Rothuss, what if ya team up with this here wax blob for a distraction?

BOB Wait let me walk upo to you... now wait a moment while I get ready

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (we just need some hairspray to make our own flamethroweR)

Carissa (Vee Barlett): does hairspray exist? :P

BOB Back in the tea shop

Lisa: lol

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

TMO (Rothuss Carder): What wax blob?

Lisa: the flour grinding wax man from the kitchen

Rothuss Carder: Advanced Effect ['Torch;LIGHT: 10/15 torch;Torch'] -> [to Rothuss Carder] [by Torch]

Lisa: he takes orders - slowly

Lisa: zora told him to sit and he did

Image: Map - Encounter C

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Vee tried to burn him and he reacted slow to that

Lisa: vee tried to set him on fire and he raised a fist at her

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I don't think I was on for that... not ringing any bells

Lisa: this was earlier tonight

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Ah, explains it

BOB You enountered it last week

BOB But did not test it until tonight

TMO (Rothuss Carder): the game was ringing at me, but I don't see any messages?

BOB You said "not ringing any bells"..... so......

Lisa: was the torch alarm

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

Lisa: oh I hear a bell everytime some torch thing happens

Lisa: lol

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Y U expect me to brain?

BOB grins

Carissa (Vee Barlett): someone must tongiht and you were chosen

Carissa (Vee Barlett): or well, to be stupid

Carissa (Vee Barlett): and reckless

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Right, well, I can do that...

Ruffus DeOrange: Yes?

Vee Barlett: What?

Ruffus DeOrange: I thought you said something

Vee Barlett: Yar, to Rothuss. For him to be stupid and reckless and distract the lizardmen and weird animal thing.

Vee Barlett: You volunteerin' to help?

Rothuss Carder: Actually, I think I can do that.

Vee Barlett: Maybe take a swig of the levitation potion and scare them into thinkin' you magical.

Ruffus DeOrange: I am here to help you prove I am not dead so yes?

Levi Reed: It's clearly a Giant Jackelopasaurus

Vee Barlett: Yar but that mean ya gotta think so how ya gonna help Rothuss distract? Sing a song?

Vee Barlett: You bard types gonna inspire us or somethin'?

Vee Barlett: Got any magic of yer own, Ruffus?

Ruffus DeOrange: I think if I stay with you and run out to get the cage?

Lisa: if I recall correctly levitation potion makes you go up and down like an elevator - you can't fly around

Ruffus DeOrange: While Levi and Rothuss fight the guards?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): yes and I think it was only a few feet at a time

Lisa: just making sure you know what you'll get

Carissa (Vee Barlett): think that's what Shi used at the mcbeth dragon? or someone did

Carissa (Vee Barlett): that bob wouldn't let me befriend because something something evil :(

BOB Quote

Lemon (Levi Reed): Wow, rude. AND judgemental

Carissa (Vee Barlett): if bob hasn't figured it out yet, I keep a tally of things he won't let me befriend

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ;)

BOB grins

Lisa: was a wyrm

Vee Barlett: Whatcha think about that, Rothuss? Not the fightin' but the distracting?

Rothuss Carder: I can make a lot of noise on one side and then get away quick.

Lemon (Levi Reed): Well I'm going to start keeping a tally of things Carissa won't let ME befriend. 1. Rhinosaurus

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Ahh yeah... peri? percival? something like that... but we killed his BFF and bob did say he might not like us after that

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (didn't say not to but for you to evaluate that risk)

Vee Barlett: Good. And get back to safety? Or am I gonna have to save yer hide like last time?

Vee Barlett: We ain't lookin' to fight so much as grab the guy in the cage and drag him back here to safety.

Rothuss Carder: Well, the 'plan' will be to get back here to safety safely.

Vee Barlett: Levi is sneaky and can maybe help draw them away, too. Then I guess Ruffus and I can try to get to the cae. Mayb the potion or climbin' or somethin'.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): *cage

Vee Barlett: If they all made of wax, have a torch ready.

Vee Barlett: Well as the two puttin' yer lives at risk... anything to add? Or we just gonna go for it?

Vee Barlett: 'Cause I hate plannin' for long. It super borin'

Levi Reed: Sure, let's go for it. Now's a good a time to die as any

Rothuss Carder: So, my plan is to move around to the other side of the camp from here, make some noise, and then light out of there as quick as possible when they respond, and make my way back around to here.

Rothuss Carder: And I can move quick when I need to.

Lemon (Levi Reed): Wait, I see Jericho. Please tell me he isn't the one in the cage.

Vee Barlett: Lev, if need be, you sneak somewhere and make noise too yeah? Toss a rock or somethin'?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (so once again vee asks.... do we need to save whoever is in the cage?)

Levi Reed: I can toss rocks like a champ

BOB No Jericho is not here

Vee Barlett: Or shoot things but like... you know... where they can't tell where from?

Lemon (Levi Reed): We don't know if we do or not. We don't know who it is

Vee Barlett: I don't know. I ain't sneak if'n ya didn't notice.

Levi Reed: I only got two arrows left so I can't do much shooting

Lisa: can't control what you guys do - but we were tasked to get the admiral

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (lol just joking because this feels painful :P)

Lisa: depends on how you want to come up and explain

Lisa: come back

Lemon (Levi Reed): Same. All I want to do is take a nap. I hate that I'm so tired on Fridays

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (yes yes no worries we'll do this, just me complaining)

Lisa: sorry Lemon :(

Vee Barlett: Alright so Levi and Rothuss. You distract. Ruffus and I will gauge how well ya distract to get to the cage. Yar? Anything to add? Maybe the dogs will see it as a game and run around, too.

Levi Reed: Dogs might be used to whatever is going on out there... maybe keep an eye on them, they might be able to give us some indication of... i don't know. something

BOB You have two dogs, plus one following Temp

Lemon (Levi Reed): Lisa did mention that lizardmen are intelligent. Maybe we'll get super lucky and one of them will speak common and we'll be able to talk to them?

Lemon (Levi Reed): If the distracting doesn't work

Carissa (Vee Barlett): if they aren't wax and if bob is feeling nice, maybe, we can hope!

Rothuss Carder: Levi, let me go first. Only distract if I don't pull enough away. You can sneak in as a backup plan, while I got nothing but noise to contribute.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): the priest lady in the mountains was a lizard woman

Levi Reed: Sounds great, my sneaking isn't what it used to be, for some reason. Something about the red skin maybe

Vee Barlett: Rosiness. Ya just full of permanent blush

Vee Barlett: Well... then we go when yer ready, Rothuss.

Levi Reed: Advanced Effect ['Torch;LIGHT: 10/15 torch;Torch'] -> [to Levi Reed] [by Torch]

Rothuss Carder: Right, let me lighten my load a bit here first.

Rothuss Carder: drops off a lot of his extra gear to get down to light encumbrance

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Lirt will be in in a few minutes

Lemon (Levi Reed): Can we do skill checks still or are we in initiative?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): hope we can skill check at the entrance

Lisa: you can leave it all in the bedroom with Zora and Glimber

Lisa: not at the door

TMO (Rothuss Carder): (I'm not actually going to mess with my equipment Bob, because I'd just have to put it back, but basically Rothuss is carrying his weapons, and his horn as his main things. A torch as well, but I don't know if it's lit. Can they see us if it is?

BOB So the Characters are on the map

Image: Lizardman Camp

BOB That is the door where Levi and Rothuss are

BOB that leads outside of the caves

TMO (Rothuss Carder): where is the hanging cage?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): you can click your equipment until the circle is blank then it "removes" it from encomrabcen

BOB Rothuss, Levi, Vee, Lirt, Ruffus, and two dogs

Carissa (Vee Barlett): wow I butchered that word

Lisa: lol

Lemon (Levi Reed): That's ok. Today at school we read the story "There's a Nightmare in my Attic" and one kid pronounced "attic" as "ass-ho"

TMO (Rothuss Carder): yep, that is true, but then I'd have to remember what I had and put it back, and I'm being lazy. :)

Carissa (Vee Barlett): screenshot man!

Lisa: that is a nightmare

TMO (Rothuss Carder): where is the cage and camp?

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 3]

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 20]

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Botany [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 14]

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Direction Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 20]

Levi Reed: Smelting the dice down, forging new ones, and giving them a test roll! [10d4+10d6+10d8+10d10+10d12+10d20 = 362]

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Distance Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 20]

Levi Reed: Smelting the dice down, forging new ones, and giving them a test roll! [10d4+10d6+10d8+10d10+10d12+10d20 = 362]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): ok, so the circles in the shadows are huts

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Ranger Tracking [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20 = 10]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): wtf is a monoclonus??

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I still don't see the cage though, sorry

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Thank you!

Lemon (Levi Reed): It's the Giant Jackelopasaurus

Carissa (Vee Barlett): oh a literal dinosaur, lovely

Carissa (Vee Barlett): but it's a herbovore... right...?

BOB plantasaurous

Lemon (Levi Reed): I wish Mel was here to animal lore that thing

Lemon (Levi Reed): veggiesaurus, Lex

TMO (Rothuss Carder): sorry, hold on - I maximized the map and now I can't do anything

Carissa (Vee Barlett): they are technically in the animal kingdom

Carissa (Vee Barlett): .....wait

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Lazio is here? The real one?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): UGHHHHH

BOB at this point we don't know

Carissa (Vee Barlett): we don't but the map don't lie

Carissa (Vee Barlett): probably

TMO (Rothuss Carder): how do I UNmaximize a map????

TMO (Rothuss Carder): it hid all the buttons

Carissa (Vee Barlett): unless that's the dude in the cage.... well this will be fun, good luck all

BOB Upper right corner I think?

Lemon (Levi Reed): escape?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): restart FG?

BOB hah

Lemon (Levi Reed): Give up an accept that this is your life now?

Rothuss Carder: yep. brb

'TMO' disconnected

'TMO' connected

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ok but... zooming in on the caged dude... creepy, lol

BOB Thank you

Carissa (Vee Barlett): you're welcome and no thank you, but guess it makes Ruffus look better in comparison

BOB So you can all roll Init

Vee Barlett: [INIT] [d10 = 1]

Levi Reed: [INIT] [d10 = 8]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): that didn't fix it!

Lemon (Levi Reed): as I said, this is your life now

TMO (Rothuss Carder): map again pls

Carissa (Vee Barlett): post what it looks like on Discord?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I found a close button

BOB I unshared

BOB did that work?

BOB Now will share again

Image: Lizardman Camp

TMO (Rothuss Carder): yessss

Rothuss Carder: [INIT] [d10 = 6]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): yayyy

TMO (Rothuss Carder): sorry for the distraction

Carissa (Vee Barlett): it's just practice

Rothuss Carder: You want me to pull them left or right?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): for your actual IC distraction :P

BOB Took Zora and Glim off the map

Vee Barlett: Away from the cage dude. I'm gonna fly up there.

BOB and Temp also

Rothuss Carder: Right then.

BOB Only Lirt is on the CT and now here

BOB not

Rothuss Carder: moves off in an arc around to the right, as quietly as he can

Lemon (Levi Reed): Those horns don't look anything like a rhinocerous but ok

BOB I agree but it is what they put

BOB So Vee is up

'JtomTMO' connected

BOB Welcome JTom just in time to save everyone

Carissa (Vee Barlett): hold while I think for a second

BOB canceled that for you TMO

BOB Did you mean to run that far?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I mean, to pull them away from the path the group is going to take to the cage, I have to pull them out that way

Lisa: it's so cute

TMO (Rothuss Carder): doesn't help if I just pull everyone closer

BOB Like that on your turn?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): yes, that's perfect

BOB JTom you need to roll Init

BOB and then Vee is up then several of the lizard men then Rothuss can run to that point

TMO (Rothuss Carder): he's still loading

BOB yeap

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Hello everyone!

Carissa (Vee Barlett): hi mini! happy birthday!!

Lirtimya: [INIT] [d10 = 4]

BOB Happy Birthday!

Lisa: Hi JTom and happy birthday! :)

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Thank you!

[TURN] Vee Barlett

BOB One more time for everyone

Located next to a murky black pool of standing water are three crudely-constructed platforms arranged in a semi-circle and raised 12 feet above the boggy ground. Each has a domed shelter of branches and draped moss. Suspected from the over-arching branches of a tree is a wicker cage imprisoning a bedraggled, emaciated and thoroughly bound human. Even from a distance, several lizard men can be seen moving about the encampment. Nets of foodstuffs and other supplies concealed amongst the branches of trees, to keep them away from the swamp fauna. A large, single-horned rhinoceros-like dinosaur grazes amidst the encampment.

Lemon (Levi Reed): Happy Birthday mini! What are you like, 25 now?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Not that old yet!

Lemon (Levi Reed): close enough

BOB 25 is ancient

Carissa (Vee Barlett): holding

[TURN] Lirtimya

BOB Tell Lirt what to do

[TURN] Lizard man 7

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Holding

[TURN] Lizard man 3

Carissa (Vee Barlett): I think we're waiting to see if they notice us

[TURN] Lazio Sharpe - [(Attack Matrix Adjustment; ATK: -9)]

[TURN] Lizard man 6

[TURN] Lizard man 4

Carissa (Vee Barlett): we're at least by the door to escape if we need.... maybe....

[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [Torch; LIGHT: 10/15 torch; Torch; [D: 30]]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): whew

Rothuss Carder: pulls out his horn...

Rothuss Carder: Expeditious Retreat

TMO (Rothuss Carder): (move is tripled for 3+lvl rds)

BOB ok

TMO (Rothuss Carder): (can he still blart his horn?, or was Retreat his action this turn?)

BOB I will say that using the horn is part of the action

Rothuss Carder: BLAAAAARRRRTTTTTT!!!!!!!

TMO (Rothuss Carder): and then if anyone comes at him, run away!

[TURN] Mastiff following Temp

[TURN] Mastiffs 4

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol a very specific doggo

[TURN] Lizard man 8

[TURN] Lizard man 2

[TURN] Levi Reed - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

Lemon (Levi Reed): Um

Carissa (Vee Barlett): levi might have to go help doggo

Carissa (Vee Barlett): might be their master in the cage

BOB So Levi sees several lizard men moving around the camp, one or two might be looking after Rothuss, one looks like it is investigating that dog

Lisa: why the dogs haven't been fed :(

Lemon (Levi Reed): Does the guy in the cage look conscious?

BOB Cannot tell from this distance

Lemon (Levi Reed): Which dog went running?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): #4

Lemon (Levi Reed): Well... I kind of want to sneak over to it and grab it's collar?

BOB You can try

Carissa (Vee Barlett): try to sneak next to it?

Lemon (Levi Reed): I know I can TRY. I'm just not sure if it's the worst idea I've ever had, or just regular bad

BOB lol

Lemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, I don't want the lizards to see me

Carissa (Vee Barlett): nothing it attacking it yet

BOB quote

Carissa (Vee Barlett): so thinking just sneak close and keep an eye on it because you as Lemon want to protect it

BOB Your group is at a door that opens into a cave

BOB Right near their village

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lizards might ignor eit too

Lemon (Levi Reed): Yeah

Lemon (Levi Reed): Ok, well, can I stay over in that dark shadow by the dog? What is that?

BOB scrub, bushes, trees, water,

BOB swamt

BOB swamp

Lemon (Levi Reed): Can you see my circle?

BOB Yes

BOB You can go there

Lemon (Levi Reed): ... where' s the but?

BOB That is Vee

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ask ruffus

Lemon (Levi Reed): So can I roll my hide in shadows and walk over there?

BOB Yes

TMO (Rothuss Carder): back again, sorry. hope I didn't miss my turn. phone call

Levi Reed: [TOWER] [SKILL] Ranger: Hide in Shadows [PERCENT:Ranger: Hide in Shadows] (vs. Target 31) [FAILURE by 57] [d100 = 88]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): nope still round 1

Carissa (Vee Barlett): map is destroyed good job!

Lemon (Levi Reed): Oh, wait, I don't have a lit torch, do I?

Lemon (Levi Reed): I certainly didn't mean to

BOB No need to

BOB You are outside

BOB and the dog follows you happily along as you sneak through the bushes

Lemon (Levi Reed): Ok, I got worried when the light moved

[TURN] Lizard man 1

BOB POKES at the cage with a stick

[TURN] Lizard man 10

[TURN] Ruffus DeOrange - [Cursed; WIS: -6]

Ruffus DeOrange: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 4) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 2]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): the cage is on the floor?

Ruffus DeOrange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 1]

Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Rapier) [at Monoclonius] [Hit-AC: 17 vs. 4 ] [AC: 17 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

BOB RUNS to the beast and totally misses

Carissa (Vee Barlett): it's like yout all over again??? WHY ARE THESE NPCS DUMB? Vee didn't tell him to atttack the GIANT DINOSAUR

BOB The cage is hanging in the air

Vee Barlett: is not impressed.

Lisa: good?

[TURN] Lizard man 9

Vee Barlett: Ruffus! Don't be dumb and start a fight!

Lisa: lol Carissa

Lemon (Levi Reed): I vote let him die.

[TURN] Mastiffs 2

[TURN] Lizard man 5

[TURN] Monoclonius

Carissa (Vee Barlett): vee held fyi

Monoclonius: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(13)] [d20 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Gore) [at Ruffus DeOrange] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 8 ] [AC: 7 ] [HIT]

Monoclonius: [DAMAGE (M)] Gore [TYPE: piercing,magic +2 (2d8=15)] [2d8 = 15]

[15] -> [to Ruffus DeOrange] [STATUS: Critical]

Lisa: oh man

Vee Barlett: Get out of there, dimwit!

BOB Vee and Lirt can still go

Lisa: totally the wrong way to prove you are not dead

Carissa (Vee Barlett): who has the paralyzing wand?

BOB Temp

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ..............................

Lisa: you need a word to use it

Carissa (Vee Barlett): so we calling it a night here until wendy shows up?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): :P

BOB chuckles

BOB Lirt has a wand too

Lisa: she can't use it unless she knows the staff word

BOB and a word

Carissa (Vee Barlett): grumbles and goes help Ruffus

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (oooh she does!!)

Vee Barlett: grumbles and goes help Ruffus

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): A magic missle wand, and acid arrow, but I don't think that's enough to kill this thing

Lisa: ruffus can come back to the bedroom and drink with zora and glimber

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(16)] [d20+2 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Monoclonius] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 4 ] [AC: 9 ] [MISS]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): but it was an 18!!! WHY DID YOU NOT LAND HERE DICE??

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(16)] [d20+2 = 19]

Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Monoclonius] [Hit-AC: -3 vs. 4 ] [AC: -3 ] [HIT]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ok I forgive you dice

Carissa (Vee Barlett): L?

Lemon (Levi Reed): I'm having one of those days where I feel like maybe giving up is a valid option

BOB Yes L

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Trident [TYPE: piercing, large (3d4+1=5)] [3d4+1 = 5]

[5] -> [to Monoclonius] [STATUS: Light]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ........welp yep

Carissa (Vee Barlett): I wanted to get an idea of it's health and... yeah...

Carissa (Vee Barlett): use the wand lirt

Lemon (Levi Reed): Is it wax?

BOB No to wax

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): So we're going to try to kill this thing?

Lisa: I thought you were running up to yank ruffus back

Lemon (Levi Reed): Well. Guess sneaking is out of the question

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (she is next round if he survives)

Lisa: one hit and he's dead

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I thought we were going to leave it alone

Lemon (Levi Reed): we were

Vee Barlett: Run and I'll hold it off. Ya ain't able to handle this one, dipshit.

Lemon (Levi Reed): and then Ruffus went in and attacked it

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (but npcs are stupid and bob wants us all to die)

Lisa: yeah but ruffus wasn't clear on the concept apparently

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Wall of fog?

Ruffus DeOrange: I thought you wanted a distraction while YOU ran to the cage?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): oooh... hmmm.... that might be good

Lemon (Levi Reed): COMMUNICATION IS IMPORTANT

Lisa: aimed right a nice wall of fog might be helpful

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Ya, for it to go after Rothuss! Who can run fast!

Vee Barlett: Ya, for it to go after Rothuss! Who can run fast!

Vee Barlett: Lirt! Hide us so we can get distracted, maybe, yeah?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): 20 ft cube, not huge for this room, but it could be good cover

Lisa: haven't seen spell details but sounds nice

Ruffus DeOrange: You are outside, no room

Wall of Fog

Lisa: you know what he meant

BOB grins

BOB Where do you want the cube?

BOB 20 foot per side

Vee Barlett: Ruffus, ya run and stay safe. Lirt, play it over us and maybe towards the cage so we can save this guy and leave.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): *place

Lisa: doesn't look like it moves

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I will cast Wall of Fog then, everyone run for the door, and blocking the view of the exit, so, around ontop of Vee

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (ignore my box just thinking)

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): That works

Carissa (Vee Barlett): maybe Levi can still successfully sneak towards the cage dude

Lisa: you can't see inside it so maybe better cast on enemies?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): yes and vee just outside

Carissa (Vee Barlett): and she goes frist next round so can pull ruffus awy

Carissa (Vee Barlett): not even drinking and I can't spell

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Yeah, so Ruffus being on the edge of it isn't too worrying

BOB There is your problem

Carissa (Vee Barlett): yeah... not sure I need D&D to turn me into an alcoholic :P

[ROUND 2]

[TURN] Vee Barlett

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(16)] [d20+2 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Ruffus DeOrange] [AC: 8 ]

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(16)] [d20+2 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Ruffus DeOrange] [AC: -1 ]

Vee Barlett: grabs his hand and yanks him away

Vee Barlett: Keep an eye on Lirt, don't attack things BIGGER THAN YOU, and I'll sneak where Levi is, yeah? We don't need death as a distraction.

Lemon (Levi Reed): did the dinosaur not attack?

Vee Barlett: Run into the door if it coming at ya.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (can vee still move? or her turn done?)

BOB done

[TURN] Lirtimya

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I will get to the door

Carissa (Vee Barlett): yank the idiot through if you need

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): If the dino leaves the fog i will, maybe

[TURN] Lizard man 7

Vee Barlett: lol save yourself first

[TURN] Lizard man 3

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ooc

[TURN] Lazio Sharpe - [(Attack Matrix Adjustment; ATK: -9)]

[TURN] Lizard man 6

[TURN] Lizard man 4

[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [Torch; LIGHT: 10/15 torch; Torch; [D: 29]]

Rothuss Carder: a few coming at me?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): a few coming at me?

BOB yes

Rothuss Carder: BLLLLAAAAAAARRRRTTTTTT!!!!!

[TURN] Mastiffs 4

BOB GROWLS at the lizard man advancing

[TURN] Lizard man 8

BOB Goes to investigate the fog bank that just showed up

[TURN] Lizard man 2

Lizard man 2: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw 2) [at Mastiffs 4] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 6 ] [AC: 2 ] [HIT]

Lizard man 2: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw 2 [TYPE: slashing (1d8=2)] [d8 = 2]

[2] -> [to Mastiffs 4] [STATUS: Moderate]

BOB snarls

[TURN] Levi Reed - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

Lemon (Levi Reed): I do not see this lizard man 2

BOB You should be able to

Carissa (Vee Barlett): nope not even clicking dog

Lemon (Levi Reed): Ah

Carissa (Vee Barlett): there he is!

BOB You were hiding behind a tree

Lemon (Levi Reed): Well, I definitely have to try and murder him, right?

Lemon (Levi Reed): He's hurting the dog

Lemon (Levi Reed): For no reason

Carissa (Vee Barlett): that why I figured you should follow the dogs

Carissa (Vee Barlett): to attack anything attacking them

BOB splashes into the water, just at your shins no worries

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(16)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-1 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Lizard man 2] [Hit-AC: -1 vs. 4 ] [AC: -1 ] [HIT]

Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Machete [TYPE: slashing (1d8=8)] [d8 = 8]

[8] -> [to Lizard man 2] [STATUS: Heavy]

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(16)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-1 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Lizard man 2] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 4 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]

Lemon (Levi Reed): Vecause even round, yes?

BOB Only the one attack

BOB Doh sorry yes

BOB it is round 2

Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Machete [TYPE: slashing (1d8=6)] [d8 = 6]

[6] -> [to Lizard man 2] [STATUS: Critical]

[TURN] Lizard man 1

[TURN] Lizard man 10

[TURN] Ruffus DeOrange - [Cursed; WIS: -6]

Ruffus DeOrange: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 4) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 1]

Lisa: yay ruffus

Ruffus DeOrange: I can go get the guy

Ruffus DeOrange: Leave the beast

Lisa: no that was not wise

Carissa (Vee Barlett): yay

Vee Barlett: Yes that's our goal.

Lisa: he is critical

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ........

Lisa: wisdom says run into a bunch of lizardmen

Vee Barlett: But only once the lizardman....

Lisa: huh?

Vee Barlett: sighs as he runs off again

Lisa: I see 4

Ruffus DeOrange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Rapier) [at Lizard man 1] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 4 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

Ruffus DeOrange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Rapier) [at Lizard man 1] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 4 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

Lemon (Levi Reed): I have no problem with Ruffus dying, ngl.

[TURN] Lizard man 9

Lizard man 9: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw 2) [at Ruffus DeOrange] [Hit-AC: 13 vs. 8 ] [AC: 13 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Mastiffs 2

Lemon (Levi Reed): We need to make room for Glimber in the party anyway

Mastiffs 2: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Bite) [at Lizard man 2] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 4 ] [AC: 2 ] [HIT]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): i enjoy the verbals spars with ruffus

Mastiffs 2: [DAMAGE (M)] Bite [TYPE: piercing (2d4=6)] [2d4 = 6]

[6] -> [to Lizard man 2] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 5] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

[TURN] Lizard man 5

Lisa: good puppy

Carissa (Vee Barlett): whereas glimber while already proving more useful....i can't understand

Lisa: kill bad lizardman

Carissa (Vee Barlett): good boy!

[TURN] Monoclonius

[ROUND 3]

[TURN] Vee Barlett

Lemon (Levi Reed): can't understand YET

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(16)] [d20+2 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Lizard man 9] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 4 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(16)] [d20+2 = 13]

Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Lizard man 9] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 4 ] [AC: 3 ] [HIT]

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Trident [TYPE: piercing (1d6+2=5)] [d6+2 = 5]

[5] -> [to Lizard man 9] [STATUS: Moderate]

[TURN] Lirtimya

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (magic missles this way?)

Lisa: broken shizbang magic missile wand time?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): I vote yes

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I'll magic missle 6, how does that sound?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): perfect

Ruffus DeOrange: Just a sec making sure it is on your sheet right

Lisa: hoping it was created by high level mage so you get the max missiles - hint Bob

Carissa (Vee Barlett): hint hint hint

TMO (Rothuss Carder): HINT!

BOB Ok should be ready is good to 120 feet out

BOB Drag the effect off the Wand to the Token you are attacking

Lisa: while saying Shizbang because it's a fun word :)

Lirtimya: Tried to use 'Magic Missile - Wand' but has no uses left.

Lirtimya: [CAST] Magic Missile - Wand [at Lizard man 6]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

Lisa: oh noooooooooooooo

Lisa: you set that up to do that?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Which damage do I roll?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): hopefully not

BOB Putting up the spell on your sheet now

Carissa (Vee Barlett): bob doesn't hate us THAT much right???

Lisa: that would be so evil

Carissa (Vee Barlett): funny in another situation maybe but not here

Lirtimya memorized Magic Missile

Lirtimya memorized Magic Missile

Lirtimya memorized Magic Missile

Lirtimya tried to memorize a spell but had with no more spell slots left.

Lirtimya tried to memorize a spell but had with no more spell slots left.

Lirtimya tried to memorize a spell but had with no more spell slots left.

Lirtimya tried to memorize a spell but had with no more spell slots left.

Lirtimya tried to memorize a spell but had with no more spell slots left.

Lirtimya tried to memorize a spell but had with no more spell slots left.

Lirtimya tried to memorize a spell but had with no more spell slots left.

Lirtimya tried to memorize a spell but had with no more spell slots left.

Lirtimya tried to memorize a spell but had with no more spell slots left.

Lirtimya tried to memorize a spell but had with no more spell slots left.

Lirtimya tried to memorize a spell but had with no more spell slots left.

Lirtimya tried to memorize a spell but had with no more spell slots left.

Lirtimya tried to memorize a spell but had with no more spell slots left.

Lisa: no not here

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): There's one under it that says 15 uses per day, but it doesn't have the dice things I can press

Lirtimya: [DAMAGE] Magic Missile [TYPE: force (1d4+1=3)] [d4+1 = 3]

[3] -> [to Lizard man 6] [STATUS: Light]

BOB 1 or 2 missles?

BOB you choose each time

Lisa: 2?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): 2

Lirtimya: [DAMAGE] Magic Missile [TYPE: force (1d4+1=2)] [d4+1 = 2]

[2] -> [to Lizard man 6] [STATUS: Moderate]

Lisa: the casting for a want works at the level of the mage that creates the want

Lisa: wand

[TURN] Lizard man 7

BOB When using the wand can choose 1 or 2 missles to shoot out

[TURN] Lizard man 3

[TURN] Lazio Sharpe - [(Attack Matrix Adjustment; ATK: -9)]

[TURN] Lizard man 6

Lisa: it will always be 2

Lisa: makes me sad

Lizard man 6: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 7]

BOB Trying to figure out where that sting came from

Lisa: you would never pick one missile if you can shoot two

Lisa: seriously bob

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

BOB Each missle is a charge used up

Lizard man 6: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw 2) [at Vee Barlett] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 6 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Lizard man 4

Lisa: but if you need to kill quickly - more power quickly seems a good strategy - but that is me

Lizard man 4: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw 2) [at Vee Barlett] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 6 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): agree

[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [Torch; LIGHT: 10/15 torch; Torch; [D: 28]]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): we're in a room trying to save a dude and get out fast so we want to kill fast, charges be damn :P

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): So does the wand have limited charges, or limited chargees per day?

Rothuss Carder: BLLLLAAAAARRRRTTTT!

[TURN] Mastiffs 4

BOB Total limited charges until it is recharged

[TURN] Lizard man 8

Lisa: usually a wand will have a number of charges period - not a per day thing

[TURN] Lizard man 2

[TURN] Levi Reed - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

Lisa: need an identify spell or just use it to figure out how many

Lisa: no way to know easily

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): And I will assume recharging is expensive and something I can't do?

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(16)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-1 = 14]

Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Lizard man 6] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 4 ] [AC: 2 ] [HIT]

Lisa: correct

Carissa (Vee Barlett): dunno yet

Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Machete [TYPE: slashing (1d8=7)] [d8 = 7]

[7] -> [to Lizard man 6] [STATUS: Critical]

[TURN] Lizard man 1

Lisa: you need a mage that knows magic missile to infuse the wand with the spell however many times, etc

BOB Maximum charges for a wand is 100

Lizard man 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw 2) [at Vee Barlett] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 6 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

Lizard man 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw 2) [at Vee Barlett] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 6 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Lizard man 10

Lizard man 10: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 1]

Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw 2) [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 18 vs. 8 ] [AC: 18 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

[TURN] Ruffus DeOrange - [Cursed; WIS: -6]

Lisa: and if you can only memorize say 5 1st level spells per day it would take 20 days of casting to get 100 charges on it

Lisa: sorry not good in battle convo - we can talk later :)

Ruffus DeOrange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 2]

Attack [2] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Rapier) [at Lizard man 9] [Hit-AC: 16 vs. 4 ] [AC: 16 ] [MISS]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

[TURN] Lizard man 9

Lizard man 9: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw 2) [at Ruffus DeOrange] [Hit-AC: 13 vs. 8 ] [AC: 13 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Mastiffs 2

Mastiffs 2: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Bite) [at Lizard man 4] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 4 ] [AC: 4 ] [HIT]

Mastiffs 2: [DAMAGE (M)] Bite [TYPE: piercing (2d4=7)] [2d4 = 7]

[7] -> [to Lizard man 4] [STATUS: Heavy]

[TURN] Lizard man 5

Lizard man 5: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw 2) [at Levi Reed] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 7 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Monoclonius

[ROUND 4]

[TURN] Vee Barlett

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(16)] [d20+2 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Lizard man 6] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 4 ] [AC: 0 ] [HIT]

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Trident [TYPE: piercing (1d6+2=4)] [d6+2 = 4]

[4] -> [to Lizard man 6] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 2] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(16)] [d20+2 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Lizard man 4] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 4 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Trident [TYPE: piercing (1d6+2=5)] [d6+2 = 5]

[5] -> [to Lizard man 4] [STATUS: Critical]

[TURN] Lirtimya

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I will do my more sustainable Acid Arrow at 8, who is getting too close for my liking

Lisa: was hoping you saw him

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ooof yeah

Lirtimya: Lirtimya cast a spell NOT memorized.

Lirtimya: [CAST] Melf's Acid Arrow [at Lizard man 8]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): I'm zoomed in - protect yourself

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Melf's Acid Arrow) [at Lizard man 8] [Hit-AC: 16 vs. 4 ] [AC: 16 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Lizard man 7

Lizard man 7: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw 2) [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 15 vs. 8 ] [AC: 15 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Lizard man 3

Lizard man 3: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 19]

Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw 2) [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 8 ] [AC: 0 ] [HIT]

'Shislif' connected

Lizard man 3: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw 2 [TYPE: slashing (1d8=3)] [d8 = 3]

[3] -> [to Rothuss Carder] [STATUS: Light]

MeLange: Advanced Effect ['Torch;LIGHT: 10/15 torch;Torch'] -> [to MeLange] [by Torch]

[TURN] Lazio Sharpe - [(Attack Matrix Adjustment; ATK: -9)]

[TURN] Lizard man 6

[TURN] Lizard man 4

[TURN] Lizard man 6

[TURN] Lizard man 4

Lizard man 4: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw 2) [at Mastiffs 2] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 6 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [Torch; LIGHT: 10/15 torch; Torch; [D: 27]]

BOB Howdy Sharif

Carissa (Vee Barlett): yay!!

BOB Mel will go next round

Lemon (Levi Reed): yay!

Lisa: yay

Carissa (Vee Barlett): don't think he can see us yet

TMO (Rothuss Carder): can Rothuss tumble past these guys and keep running, so he avoids attacks of opportunity?

Shislif (MeLange): hey folks :)

Lemon (Levi Reed): doesn't matter, that was a round of well deserved yays

Carissa (Vee Barlett): hi sharif!!

Lisa: yes

Carissa (Vee Barlett): we're trying to break this guy out of a cage then run back to safety

BOB He can try

Lisa: Hi Sharif!

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Tumbling [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 14]

Shislif (MeLange): cool sounds good

Carissa (Vee Barlett): dino hits hard is in fog so we're leaving him alone

Shislif (MeLange): can't see the map

Lisa: all enemies disappeared off my map except the ones on rothuss

TMO (Rothuss Carder): was that a success Bob?

Michael (Jericho): Hey Knuckleheads :) I'm going to call it for tonight for observing, but you kick that dino's ass! I look forward to seeing your heroic slaying of an innocent reptile....

Michael (Jericho): LOVE YOU

Image: Lizardman Camp

Lisa: Goodnight Michael

Lemon (Levi Reed): I don't want to kill the dinosaur if we don't have to

Jericho: Night all :D

TMO (Rothuss Carder): gnite!

Lemon (Levi Reed): But goodnight!

Shislif (MeLange): night!

BOB Yes to Rothuss being able to tumble

TMO (Rothuss Carder): awesome

Michael (Jericho): JERICHO IS NOT HERE

Michael (Jericho): Sorry

Shislif (MeLange): oh my looks like a lot happened

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Goodnight

Michael: sorry sorry

BOB Mel is at the door with Lirt

Michael: Night :)

'Michael' disconnected

TMO (Rothuss Carder): no blarting this round - that was too close

BOB and does not go for a while

Lemon (Levi Reed): There's a lizard man over by the dinosaur that might be heading for you guys

BOB Some lizard men are dead

BOB some people have taken damage

TMO (Rothuss Carder): (I'm just approximating the run distance, btw.

[TURN] Mastiffs 4

BOB That is fine TMO

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Yay, I'm no longer alone to wrestle a lizard man

Shislif (MeLange): where's the thing inthe cage?

Mastiffs 4: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Bite) [at Lizard man 4] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 4 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Lizard man 8

Lizard man 8: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw 2) [at Lirtimya] [Hit-AC: 15 vs. 10 ] [AC: 15 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Lizard man 2

[TURN] Levi Reed - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

Lemon (Levi Reed): That the dinosaur, it's in fog and can't see, it's just chilling and not killing us

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Bob, did I use my second burning hands last time?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): melange should help lirt first kill this lizard dude

BOB You used Acid Arrow this combat

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(16)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-1 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Lizard man 4] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 4 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]

Shislif (MeLange): ok

Carissa (Vee Barlett): the cage guy is where vee levi and ruffus are

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Last session

BOB You used a Burning Hands with the Stirges

Vee Barlett: (only once tho

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(16)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-1 = 14]

Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Lizard man 4] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 4 ] [AC: 2 ] [HIT]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ooc

Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Machete [TYPE: slashing (1d8=1)] [d8 = 1]

[1] -> [to Lizard man 4]

[TURN] Lizard man 1

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Alright, so I do still have one then, thank you

Lizard man 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw 2) [at Vee Barlett] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 6 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

Lizard man 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 13]

Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw 2) [at Vee Barlett] [Hit-AC: 6 vs. 6 ] [AC: 6 ] [HIT]

Lizard man 1: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw 2 [TYPE: slashing (1d8=6)] [d8 = 6]

[6] -> [to Vee Barlett] [STATUS: Moderate]

[TURN] Lizard man 10

[TURN] Ruffus DeOrange - [Cursed; WIS: -6]

Ruffus DeOrange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Rapier) [at Lazio Sharpe] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 10 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

Ruffus DeOrange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [4 = 4]

Vee Barlett: Maybe hit it this time?

BOB That is a hit on the rope

BOB and the cage comes down SPLASH

Carissa (Vee Barlett): woo! he has a smart moment!

[TURN] Lizard man 9

BOB You told him what to do

Carissa (Vee Barlett): did it hurt #1? or at least catch his tail? :P

Carissa (Vee Barlett): woo!! vee had a smart moment!

Lizard man 9: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 2]

Attack [2] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw 1) [at Vee Barlett] [Hit-AC: 17 vs. 6 ] [AC: 17 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Mastiffs 2

Vee Barlett: Now get him out of that cage and get him out of here to the door, Ruffus.

Mastiffs 2: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Bite) [at Lizard man 4] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 4 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Lizard man 5

Lizard man 5: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw 2) [at Mastiffs 2] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 6 ] [AC: 4 ] [HIT]

Lizard man 5: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw 2 [TYPE: slashing (1d8=2)] [d8 = 2]

[2] -> [to Mastiffs 2] [STATUS: Moderate]

[TURN] Monoclonius

[ROUND 5]

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): It moved

BOB Now Mel needs to roll Init

Carissa (Vee Barlett): yeah.....

MeLange: [INIT] [d10 = 6]

BOB Ok so that is when he goes this round

[TURN] Vee Barlett

Shislif (MeLange): doh

Vee Barlett: We gotta move fast, y'all. Stab fast and furious!

Vee Barlett: Except you, Ruffus. Take the sick dude outta here.

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(16)] [d20+2 = 21]

Attack [21] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Lizard man 1] [Hit-AC: -5 vs. 4 ] [AC: -5 ] [HIT]

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(16)] [d20+2 = 10]

Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Lizard man 1] [Hit-AC: 6 vs. 4 ] [AC: 6 ] [MISS]

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Trident [TYPE: piercing (1d6+2=6)] [d6+2 = 6]

[6] -> [to Lizard man 1] [STATUS: Moderate]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): if she was smart she would have attacked one of the nearly dead ones first.... oops

[TURN] Lirtimya

BOB Vee is taking on the chief, it is a good match up

Carissa (Vee Barlett): well he is the first to hit her and it pissed her off, lol

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Can I stab 8? Since it's too far out of my burn range

BOB yes

BOB or wand

Carissa (Vee Barlett): wand is good

Carissa (Vee Barlett): magic missiles is a never miss spell

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I'm trying to save uses for big things

Carissa (Vee Barlett): versus dagger where you might miss

Carissa (Vee Barlett): this is a big thing :)

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I have Mel to help, it's fine lol

Carissa (Vee Barlett): and now that lirt knows she likes that wand once we get out we can try to find a way to charge it up later

BOB grins

Lemon (Levi Reed): You don't have a lot of hp lol... this is a fine time to use the wand imo

Carissa (Vee Barlett): counter suggestion: hold and let mel attack it then and see if you need to use the wand

TMO (Rothuss Carder): just wait until Rothuss learns magic missile - he can recharge it for her. ;)

Carissa (Vee Barlett): hel'l go before that one

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I'll do the hold and attack later

[TURN] Lizard man 7

Lizard man 7: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw 2) [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 8 ] [AC: 3 ] [HIT]

Lizard man 7: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw 2 [TYPE: slashing (1d8=6)] [d8 = 6]

[6] -> [to Rothuss Carder] [STATUS: Moderate]

[TURN] Lizard man 3

TMO (Rothuss Carder): How'd they find me?! I wasn't Blarting!! :D

Lizard man 3: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw 2) [at Mastiffs 4] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 6 ] [AC: 8 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Lazio Sharpe - [(Attack Matrix Adjustment; ATK: -9)]

Lazio Sharpe: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 12] [d20 = 2]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I'm invisible and silent by comparison after I blart, right? :D

Lisa: lol

BOB He is very weak but he manages to grab onto the bars and hold himself up to reach for the opening in the top

[TURN] Lizard man 6

[TURN] Lizard man 4

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

User has gone AFK. (JtomTMO)

Carissa (Vee Barlett): you weren't blarting but maybe you were farting?

Lizard man 4: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw 2) [at Levi Reed] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 7 ] [AC: 2 ] [HIT]

Lizard man 4: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw 2 [TYPE: slashing (1d8=6)] [d8 = 6]

[6] -> [to Levi Reed] [STATUS: Heavy]

[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [Torch; LIGHT: 10/15 torch; Torch; [D: 26]]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I'll try to fight this one... *sigh*

Rothuss Carder: bounces off the sudden attack and into a small tree and loses his momentum. Drawing his sabre (still holding his horn in his off hand), he lunges around the tree at its snout.

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-1 = 1]

Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Lizard man 7] [Hit-AC: 17 vs. 4 ] [AC: 17 ] [MISS]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): THAT WAS ALMOST A 20!

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

[TURN] MeLange - [Torch; LIGHT: 10/15 torch; Torch; [D: 29]]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (*and realizes he still hasn't gained moment and face plants on the ground)

Rothuss Carder: pulls his sabre out of the tree trunk, as he failed to go *around* it as intended.

BOB Mel is up

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(16)] [d20-1 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Axe, Battle) [at Lizard man 8] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 4 ] [AC: 8 ] [MISS]

Shislif (MeLange): doh

Shislif (MeLange): just the one shot?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): just a bard, not a combat class

BOB yes he would get two attacks on even rounds

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Can I take my attack then?

Shislif (MeLange): ok

TMO (Rothuss Carder): oh, duh, asking about Mel, sorry

[TURN] Mastiffs 4

Mastiffs 4: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Bite) [at Lizard man 4] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 4 ] [AC: 2 ] [HIT]

Shislif (MeLange): sorry what about mel did ya wanna know?

Mastiffs 4: [DAMAGE (M)] Bite [TYPE: piercing (2d4=4)] [2d4 = 4]

[4] -> [to Lizard man 4] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 3] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

[TURN] Lizard man 8

Carissa (Vee Barlett): what's his favorite astrological sign?

Lizard man 8: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 13]

Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw 1) [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 6 vs. 0 ] [AC: 6 ] [MISS]

Lemon (Levi Reed): lol this conversation of errors

[TURN] Lizard man 2

[TURN] Levi Reed - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

MeLange: Lol I dunno, Virgo

Shislif (MeLange): ooc

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Lirt get to take her action after Mel?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

Carissa (Vee Barlett): but good choice, too

BOB Lirt can go when ever she wants now

Shislif (MeLange): just what came to mind lol

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I asked after Mel

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(16)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-1 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Lizard man 1] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 4 ] [AC: 4 ] [HIT]

Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Machete [TYPE: slashing (1d8=1)] [d8 = 1]

[1] -> [to Lizard man 1]

[TURN] Lizard man 1

Lirtimya: So I'll go after Levi

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): OOC

Lemon (Levi Reed): I really miss my second machete

Lizard man 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 14]

Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw 1) [at Vee Barlett] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 6 ] [AC: 5 ] [HIT]

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Or lizard man will

Lizard man 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw 2) [at Vee Barlett] [Hit-AC: 15 vs. 6 ] [AC: 15 ] [MISS]

Lizard man 1: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw 1 [TYPE: slashing (1d8=6)] [d8 = 6]

[6] -> [to Vee Barlett]

Lemon (Levi Reed): Is it his favorite sign because it's also Sharif's sign?

[TURN] Lizard man 10

BOB Now Lirt

Shislif (MeLange): That was my initial insitnct but no Lol Lemon

Lirtimya: Tried to use 'Magic Missile - Wand' but has no uses left.

Lirtimya: [CAST] Magic Missile - Wand

Carissa (Vee Barlett): levi has the longsword?

Shislif (MeLange): I actually somebody I was speaking with today mentioned they were a virgo, so that came to mind, I'm scorpio :)

Lirtimya: Tried to use 'Magic Missile - Wand' but has no uses left.

Lirtimya: [CAST] Magic Missile - Wand [at Lizard man 8]

Lirtimya: [DAMAGE #2] Magic Missile - Wand [TYPE: force (2d4+2=6)] [2d4+2 = 6]

[6] -> [to Lizard man 8] [STATUS: Heavy]

Lemon (Levi Reed): yeah but a minus 2 with it

Lisa: nice

Lirtimya: [DAMAGE] Magic Missile [TYPE: force (1d4+1=2)] [d4+1 = 2]

[2] -> [to Lizard man 8]

Lisa: better than nothing?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): yes

Lemon (Levi Reed): Ohhh, so... birthday coming up!

Lirtimya: [DAMAGE] Magic Missile [TYPE: force (1d4+1=3)] [d4+1 = 3]

[3] -> [to Lizard man 8] [STATUS: Critical]

Shislif (MeLange): oh yea my top 2 weapon attacks have -1, but then there's another battle axe that just says 1

Lirtimya: [DAMAGE] Magic Missile [TYPE: force (1d4+1=2)] [d4+1 = 2]

[2] -> [to Lizard man 8] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 1] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Lemon (Levi Reed): Wait can I use a longsword with one hand?

Shislif (MeLange): hey nice

BOB Yes to Levi

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ....yes that's why we gave you it :P

TMO (Rothuss Carder): what just happened?

BOB and that is 4 total missles so far for Lirt

Lemon (Levi Reed): Ohhhh. THAT is the crucial information I've been missing

Shislif (MeLange): Lirt was like "I don't need no Mel"

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Okay, that's it dead

Lemon (Levi Reed): I thought you just needed someone to carry it

Lizard man 10: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw 2) [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 8 ] [AC: 8 ] [HIT]

Lemon (Levi Reed): brb

User has gone AFK. (Lemon)

Lizard man 10: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw 2 [TYPE: slashing (1d8=6)] [d8 = 6]

[6] -> [to Rothuss Carder] [STATUS: Heavy]

BOB Ok and now I see that the Wand went too many time

BOB JTom did his damage then I rolled damage too

Carissa (Vee Barlett): shhhhh!! no it's fine!

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): It's fiiiine

Shislif (MeLange): what's past is past

Carissa (Vee Barlett): can't change the past, only th efuture

Shislif (MeLange): can't undo spilled milk

Carissa (Vee Barlett): no time like the present

BOB SO there was 13 points of damage done by the want in one round

Shislif (MeLange): oh the wanting!

Carissa (Vee Barlett): it is what it is

Lisa: that's max mm dmg

BOB So puttin g7 back on but keeping the two higher rolls for you

Lisa: and give the charges back

BOB right

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Thank you

Lizard man 8's health adjusted by +7

BOB So not dead yet

Carissa (Vee Barlett): sad

Shislif (MeLange): oh lizard man? bummer

BOB But also we skipped his turn so I will not go back to that

Shislif (MeLange): lizard man 8 i mean

BOB just moving on

Carissa (Vee Barlett): yay!

[TURN] Ruffus DeOrange - [Cursed; WIS: -6]

Ruffus DeOrange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 10]

Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger) [at Lazio Sharpe] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 10 ] [AC: 8 ] [HIT]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): the wand sputtered when it fired and two extra illusory missiles shoot out and confuse the lizard man

BOB Ruffus GRABS the man in the cage and lifts him up out of the top

Shislif (MeLange): nice go ruffus

Ruffus DeOrange: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 7]

Lemon (Levi Reed): I thought he already climbed out on his own turn

Vee Barlett: Good by, now get goin'

Carissa (Vee Barlett): *boy

BOB No the person was able to stand up on his own last time after being DROPPED to the group

BOB while inside the cage

Lemon (Levi Reed): ah

BOB He is now out of the cage with Ruffus

[TURN] Lizard man 9

Lizard man 9: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw 2) [at Lazio Sharpe] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 10 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Mastiffs 2

Mastiffs 2: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 20]

Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Bite) [at Lizard man 3] [Hit-AC: -1 vs. 4 ] [AC: -1 ] [CRITICAL HIT]

Mastiffs 2: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 10]

Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Bite) [at Lizard man 3] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 4 ] [AC: 9 ] [MISS]

Mastiffs 2: [DAMAGE (M)] Bite [TYPE: piercing (2d4=6)] [2d4 = 6]

[6] -> [to Lizard man 3] [STATUS: Moderate]

[TURN] Lizard man 5

Lizard man 5: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw 2) [at Mastiffs 2] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 6 ] [AC: 4 ] [HIT]

Lizard man 5: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw 2 [TYPE: slashing (1d8=3)] [d8 = 3]

[3] -> [to Mastiffs 2] [STATUS: Critical]

[TURN] Monoclonius

[ROUND 6]

[TURN] Vee Barlett

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(16)] [d20+2 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Lizard man 1] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 4 ] [AC: 0 ] [HIT]

BOB So Levi sees that attack on Mastiff #2

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(16)] [d20+2 = 19]

Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Lizard man 1] [Hit-AC: -3 vs. 4 ] [AC: -3 ] [HIT]

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Trident [TYPE: piercing (1d6+2=8)] [d6+2 = 8]

[8] -> [to Lizard man 1] [STATUS: Critical]

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Trident [TYPE: piercing (1d6+2=6)] [d6+2 = 6]

[6] -> [to Lizard man 1] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 4] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Vee Barlett: stab stabbity stabs

Lisa: rhino is moving through the fog to the door

[TURN] Lirtimya

Carissa (Vee Barlett): yes we'll need to move fast

Lisa: if you can get a move on before rhinodino does it would be good

Vee Barlett: Let's move, y'all.

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I will stab lizard man

Vee Barlett: stabs the chief and stares at the others daring them to keep attacking.

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [AC: 6 ] [d20 = 14]

Vee Barlett: *glares at the others

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): It is selected

BOB No it isn't

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger) [at Lizard man 8] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 4 ] [AC: 8 ] [MISS]

Lisa: rothuss is not doing great eithers

BOB it cleared your target

Lisa: might need some helps

BOB but there go you

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I cleared it after because it didn't work

[TURN] Lizard man 7

[TURN] Lizard man 3

[TURN] Lizard man 7

Lizard man 7: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 18]

Attack [18] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw 2) [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 8 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]

Lizard man 7: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw 2 [TYPE: slashing (1d8=2)] [d8 = 2]

[2] -> [to Rothuss Carder]

[TURN] Lizard man 3

Lizard man 3: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 18]

Attack [18] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw 2) [at Mastiffs 4] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 6 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]

Lizard man 3: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw 2 [TYPE: slashing (1d8=5)] [d8 = 5]

[5] -> [to Mastiffs 4] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 1] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

[TURN] Lazio Sharpe - [(Attack Matrix Adjustment; ATK: -9)]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): or doggo...

Carissa (Vee Barlett): pick it up and run levi

'Lemon' disconnected

[TURN] Lizard man 6

[TURN] Lizard man 4

[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [Torch; LIGHT: 10/15 torch; Torch; [D: 25]]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): thought that was on me for a sec... didn't think I was *that* wounded...

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol same

Rothuss Carder: NOPE! 2 is too many!

Vee Barlett: Get outta there, then!

Rothuss Carder: attempts to tumble past them and takes off running again.

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Tumbling [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 3]

Lisa: nice

Carissa (Vee Barlett): very

BOB So yes he can make it past them and to the door

[TURN] MeLange - [Torch; LIGHT: 10/15 torch; Torch; [D: 28]]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): worried it was low for a second then realize that's what you wanted lol

Shislif (MeLange): So can I use either battle axe thingy?

BOB So mel is up

Shislif (MeLange): one is -1 and the other is 1

BOB You can use both this turn

Shislif (MeLange): ok still kinda confusedby it he has 2 battle axes?

Shislif (MeLange): so why would I use the -1 one?

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(16)] [d20+1 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Lizard man 8] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 4 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]

BOB Becasue that is the negative for doing two attacks in a round

Shislif (MeLange): ohhh i see

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Battle axe [TYPE: slashing (1d8+3=9)] [d8+3 = 9]

[9] -> [to Lizard man 8] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 2] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Shislif (MeLange): yay

Lisa: yay

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): yay it's dead

Shislif (MeLange): there are still more lizards right?

BOB Yes but not near the door

Shislif (MeLange): oh ok, can i move a lil closer to them before I end turn?

Shislif (MeLange): or no more moves?

Lisa: and can throw dead lizardman at rhino dino if you need to try to distract it rather than fight it if it gets too close - do they eat lizard meat?

BOB No move right now,

BOB Yes to that idea for next round or to run out and grab Vee, Levi, the severly injured dog, etc

TMO (Rothuss Carder): (btw, Rothuss should not be blocking the doorway, but I think I put the icon in the wrong place

Shislif (MeLange): wait so want me to throw a dead body at it?

BOB That is next round

Carissa (Vee Barlett): good plan

Shislif (MeLange): oh so just end turn?

BOB Yes

[TURN] Mastiffs 4

[TURN] Lizard man 8

[TURN] Lizard man 2

[TURN] Levi Reed - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

[TURN] Lizard man 1

[TURN] Lizard man 10

Lisa: I thought it might help in a later round if needed

Lisa: anyone could try to toss it if needed

BOB That is where Levi could have saved the dog by binding wounds on it

Lisa: it doesn' bleed out same round

Shislif (MeLange): Levi let the dog die?

Lisa: was only 1 pt past 0

BOB exactly

Lisa: otherwise I would have said bind wounds

Lisa: he can go to -9 right

Lizard man 10: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw 2) [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 8 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Ruffus DeOrange - [Cursed; WIS: -6]

BOB Unknown how far it could go down

Carissa (Vee Barlett): is it a demon dog and can't die??

BOB no

Lisa: my fault and not theirs - I thought they had a round or two or I would have said to bind wounds

Carissa (Vee Barlett): sad

[TURN] Lizard man 9

Lisa: i'm sorry

Vee Barlett: stabs the chief's dead body again in warning.

Lizard man 9: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 3]

Attack [3] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw 2) [at Vee Barlett] [Hit-AC: 16 vs. 6 ] [AC: 16 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Mastiffs 2

[TURN] Lizard man 5

Shislif (MeLange): seems like this was an intense battle

Lisa: it still is

Carissa (Vee Barlett): not jinxing it until we are all safe so... saving my comment for that moment :P

Lizard man 5: [SAVE] vs. Breath [d20 = 14]

<font color="#FF9A01">Save [14] [Target 17] -> [for Lizard man 5] [FAILURE]

Vee Barlett: stabbity stab stabs

[TURN] Monoclonius

[ROUND 7]

[TURN] Vee Barlett

Lisa: rhino dino is getting closer guys

Vee Barlett: Alright, we out. Let's go.

Vee Barlett: makes for the door and pushing past anyone blocking it.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (yes there might be attack of opportunity but not wanting to face the dino so let's goooo)

BOB Did you want to do anything about the dog?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): can she attempt to grab and run?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): same round?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (sorry misunderstood it wasn't completely dead)

BOB Will be a strength check

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 20]

Vee Barlett: ..........trips on her way to the door and drops the dog.

Vee Barlett: Ah frick! Sorry!

Vee Barlett: Levi, you got 'em?

Rothuss Carder: tries to catch Vee before she face-plants.

Lisa: Levi still there?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): yes

BOB Nope Lemon left

Carissa (Vee Barlett): oh what?

Lisa: sigh

Carissa (Vee Barlett): I missed that

BOB That is why I pointed it out

Carissa (Vee Barlett): sigh

BOB She left instead of trying to save the dog

Carissa (Vee Barlett): I missed that too

Carissa (Vee Barlett): sorry parents are here so I'm equally distracted

BOB it is ok you did what you could

Shislif (MeLange): its ok all dogs go to heaven

Lisa: oh I thought you meant she didn't bind wounds not that she logged out :(

Carissa (Vee Barlett): same

Carissa (Vee Barlett): not that I want doggo to die but I want us all to survive

BOB The other dog saw Ruffus carrying that person and ran over to them

Lisa: their master

Carissa (Vee Barlett): yup

Carissa (Vee Barlett): guessing map blank means we all left

Vee Barlett: You still alive, Zora?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): I'm around?

Inv Zora Polasis: At the moment

Carissa (Vee Barlett): we're back in the tunnel

Inv Zora Polasis: You alive Vee?

BOB I would say yes Zora could hear the loud noises of them rushing into the area

BOB Ruffus would be bringing him to the bed

Vee Barlett: A bit scraped up. Think we lost one of them dogs. Tried to save it but... we was all gettin' beat up. But we foudn you a bed mate.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): *found

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): or we can hold the same dialogue until they get down the hall :)

Carissa (Vee Barlett): vee? be quiet and not yelling out their arrival? nahhhh

Vee Barlett: Ah! Yer still here! Good. I ain't hearin' voices then.

Inv Zora Polasis: Oh my both of them?

Vee Barlett: Nah, one still kickin' and followin' this dude so must he the owner.

Inv Zora Polasis: Is that the Admiral?

Vee Barlett: But if he hung around longer.... well, Lev ain't happy but he got the shits before he could help me save the pup.

Vee Barlett: Good question. Hey, dude. We safe now. Can ya talk?

Inv Zora Polasis: I'm sorry about the dog

Vee Barlett: Yar, it unfortunate but we can only do our best, yeah? And gotta save the crew.

Inv Zora Polasis: nods

Vee Barlett: That weird large animal hit HARD. We ain't able to fight that.

Inv Zora Polasis: holds out the bottle of rum to our critically injured friends

Lirtimya: I'm hoping it will begin killing the lizard people

Vee Barlett: is actually nice enough to let the more injured take a swig before her.

Image: Tell Map - Encounter C

Vee Barlett: Yar. One can hope. That fog spell ya got save us again. It a nice one.

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): There is a bar and a wine rack in here

Carissa (Vee Barlett): *saved

Vee Barlett: hands the bottle back and goes to get her own bottle from the bar.

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): She just held out the bottle she was working on :)

Lirtimya: I can't use it foten, but when I can it's a life saver, that's why I always keep it memorized

Vee Barlett: Might be best to stay here before we head back. We all beat up now.

Vee Barlett: Agree, Madam Sea Witch.

Vee Barlett: pokes the injured guy

Vee Barlett: So, you speak?

Inv Zora Polasis: Wait until Temperance sees us all

Inv Zora Polasis: laughs lightly

Glimber Silvernose: Advanced Effect ['IFT:TYPE(bugbear, giant, gnoll, ogre, troll);AC: 4'] -> [to Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose: Advanced Effect ['Attack Matrix Adjustment;ATK: -2'] -> [to Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose: Advanced Effect ['IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin);ATK: 1'] -> [to Glimber Silvernose]

Vee Barlett: We should save her an extra bottle... except I ain't sure she drinks? Maybe she do now.

BOB Some how I deleted Glimber while clearing the CT

Rothuss Carder: I'll take a swig.

BOB I will update him again later but he is there

Inv Zora Polasis: Here you go

Vee Barlett: Missed first round so get yer own or share with Zora.

Lirtimya: After that I think even I could go for a drink

Vee Barlett: is past feeling nice and drinking her own bottle.

Lirtimya: Chuckles

Vee Barlett: grabs a bottle of wine and hands it to her.

Rothuss Carder: Thanks, Zora. You got the good side of the family.

BOB Going to hold off on the conversation with the person you rescued until next week

Inv Zora Polasis: chuckles

Vee Barlett: What that suppose to mean

Lirtimya: Just takes a sip or two for herself, then passes the bottle to Vee

Lirtimya: You can have my share

Rothuss Carder: Pretty sure none of those was complicated words.

Vee Barlett: looks between the now open bottle of wine and her bottle of rum, shrugs, and drinks both.

Rothuss Carder: takes a swig of the offered drink.

Vee Barlett: You can spell it out.

[1455 XP] -> Temperance

[1455 XP] -> Vee Barlett

[1455 XP] -> Levi Reed

[1455 XP] -> Inv Zora Polasis

[1455 XP] -> MeLange

[1455 XP] -> Rothuss Carder

[1452 XP] -> Lirtimya

Awarded XP to the Party. (10182)

Vee Barlett: If ya gonna insult someone, ya can't hide behind ignorance. That cowardly.

Rothuss Carder: T. H. A. N. K. S. Z. O. R. A.

[500 XP] -> Lirtimya

[200 XP] -> Temperance

Vee Barlett: Dumbass.

Vee Barlett: rolls eyes and drinks.

[500 XP] -> Levi Reed

[500 XP] -> Rothuss Carder

[500 XP] -> Inv Zora Polasis

[500 XP] -> MeLange

[500 XP] -> Vee Barlett

Vee Barlett: Must be them boy genes. At least Mel was smart this time around.

Vee Barlett: And I guess maybe ya did distract them.

Vee Barlett: Man, what a mess.

MeLange: i was? nice go me

Vee Barlett: laughs

Rothuss Carder: We got the guy. Good enough, right?

Vee Barlett: True. Only one loss so better than expected.

MeLange: hmm good way to look at it, could have been worse

Rothuss Carder: is still moving very quickly every time he takes a step.

Vee Barlett: You makin' me dizzy with that movin' you doin'

Vee Barlett: When that wear off?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): wouldn't it be lovely if the rum sized bottle with the magical writing on the outside said healing?

Rothuss Carder: Soon enough. I hope.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): yes it would (hint hint)

Vee Barlett: Sometimes I think magic be nice to have, but I like stabbin' too much.

BOB smile

Inv Zora Polasis: You're under a spell Rothuss?

BOB It was a very exciting and productive night

Lirtimya: With magic to learn, there is no time for your training needed to stay in stabbing shape

Shislif (MeLange): at least I was able to catch the end of it :)

Vee Barlett: smiles

Rothuss Carder: Yeah, a bit of one. Just a little trick I figured out.

Vee Barlett: That why we got you, Lirt. Between yer magic and my stabbin' ain't no one who can take us.

Lirtimya: And we will only continue to get more powerful over time

BOB Have a great night everyone

'Carissa' disconnected

Rothuss Carder: gnite!

BOB and we will pick up with introductions next week

Shislif (MeLange): night everybody have a great weekend :)

Inv Zora Polasis: that's a nice sentiment to end on

'TMO' disconnected

Lisa: Goodnight all

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Goodnight!

'Shislif' disconnected

'Lisa' disconnected

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