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Chat Log List - 2024 10 04 - Dead Dread Pirates - Formatted - Story

'wyjyoon' connected

GM: Hello Wendy

'JtomTMO' connected

GM: Hello JTom

'MadamePsychosis' connected

GM: and hello Lisa

Inv Zora Polasis: [d20 = 13]

GM: Boring

GM: wink

MadamePsychosis: lol

'seyfert' connected

MadamePsychosis: bronze dragon

GM: Hey there Carissa

GM: I did not see it Lisa, I only saw the plain black die show up in chat

GM: I do wish they could alter that

GM: was just teasing

seyfert: too many windowssssss

MadamePsychosis: should not have been black

MadamePsychosis: Hello all :)

seyfert: hi all!

seyfert: but also too many windows so be careful before FG get too clunky for comfort

Inv Zora Polasis: [d20 = 19]

wyjyoon: hello

seyfert: hi wendy!

MadamePsychosis: Hi Wendy :)

wyjyoon: hey carissa and lisa : )

'Shislif' connected

wyjyoon: and everyone who is here, am not sure

GM: Welcome Sharif

seyfert: apparently mini

seyfert: too early for us to see sharif or him to see s

seyfert: *us

wyjyoon: ah, hello bob sharif and jtom : )

JtomTMO: Hello!

Shislif: hey everybody!

seyfert: hi sharif!

MadamePsychosis: Hi Sharif :)

MadamePsychosis: And hello Jtom :)

seyfert: hello mini!

GM: I think this is everyone? JTom do you have a TMO eta?

seyfert: I want to ask where maxi is but that sounds not right

GM: chuckles

wyjyoon: dinner is happening a little later for me, so i may go off to eat in an hour or so

wyjyoon: and then come back a bit less sleepy

seyfert: food makes you less sleepy? jealous

GM: So you have everyone you can discuss what to talk to the mage you rescued OOC before you start on the IC

wyjyoon: the kiddos gave me germs so i've been sleepy by default these past few days

wyjyoon: food will hopefully make me less sleepy

seyfert: ...we're planning what to ask? why? can't we just... question him relentlessly like vee normally does with everyone else?

GM: The summary is good

GM: LOL with Carissa

seyfert: ugh sorry, not a fan of germs but at least maybe getting over whatever this is I have

seyfert: ok well let me get a hot cup of tea for my throat and if sharif needs a fill in we can do that then I vote jump into it

GM: Every germ is sacred, every germ is good, every germ is needed in your neighborhood

MadamePsychosis: remember we have his spell books

seyfert: like weeds

seyfert: they have a place

seyfert: but my body is not it

MadamePsychosis: lol

GM: LOL

wyjyoon: i want the good germs but not the bad ones

wyjyoon: or a better immune system

wyjyoon: also the mage is... lazio sharpe, yes? the real one?

MadamePsychosis: we think so

GM: Yes

MadamePsychosis: he is not wax as far as was described

GM: He is not waxed

MadamePsychosis: ewww

GM: He is hairy

MadamePsychosis: wish I could use my intimidation skill

MadamePsychosis: but don't think at 1 hp it will be too convincing

MadamePsychosis: answer or I will continue to bleed on your bed

wyjyoon: i'm glad no one died

MadamePsychosis: yes was a good thing

wyjyoon: how many spell slots do i have again?

wyjyoon: did tempe sleep?

MadamePsychosis: no

GM: same number no sleep

wyjyoon: darn

MadamePsychosis: what is it? noon now?

GM: about 11 AM yes

MadamePsychosis: ok

MadamePsychosis: besides the admiral and the three ships I do want to know what his plan is, who he's working for etc

wyjyoon: fair point

wyjyoon: also my last records say 3 level 1 spell slots and 2 level 2 spell slots were used so i'm going with that

MadamePsychosis: and what's in the magical bottle Lirt found at the bar so we don't have to wait until tomorrow to find out

MadamePsychosis: in case it is good stuff

wyjyoon: hopefully it's a healing potion

wyjyoon: in case i don't have enough slots

MadamePsychosis: I thought you had said end of birthday game that you were out of 1st level and saved 1 cure something for later and that was it ...

MadamePsychosis: but can check the chat

'Master TMO' connected

GM: Hello there TMO

wyjyoon: pls do, i may not have updated my records

seyfert: not only got tea but kiled four flies that were bugging me relentlessly today so in a better mood

Master TMO: 4 in one blow? Carissa the Giant Killer!

MadamePsychosis: Hi TMO :)

seyfert: Beware TMO! I'm preparing for the next time we meet.

seyfert: also hi :)

MadamePsychosis: i.... ran out of level 1 spells - Wendy

Master TMO: I will make sure to wear my ankle guards

seyfert: lmo

GM: WOW for Carissa and laughs with TMO

wyjyoon: alright cool, so it's more likely i'm tapped out with 1 slot left and didn't update my records

wyjyoon: thanks lisa : )

MadamePsychosis: wendy - seems like you have slots for 2 cure mods? you said one for Levi and one saved for the end of the day but I don't see you actually casting on Levi

wyjyoon: he refused it and asked me to save it, i think, so i didn't end up casting on him

MadamePsychosis: yeah Lemon said hold it so you should have 2

wyjyoon: nice, that's one more slot i thought i didn't have

wyjyoon: also hey, that's dinner for me, i'll be back

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seyfert: so we interrogating the injured mage who looks way too weak to be able to cast anything anyways?

GM: YEs

MadamePsychosis: we can lway hit him in the head so he can't cast but he's probably tapped out

JtomTMO: Heyy, Lirt can cast flaming hands

GM: He definately looks like he is walking wounded

Vee Barlett: If he can barely stand, doubtin' he can cast a thing. That right, dude?

GM: LOL with Jtom as a questioning tactic

MadamePsychosis: lol

Vee Barlett: 'Cause I got me first matey who likes burnin' things if'n you try to pull one on us.

Inv Zora Polasis: looks at mage

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 16]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 12]

Inv Zora Polasis: tries to take a look and sinks down again

Vee Barlett: looks for his weak points and anything interesting about him.

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 12] [d20 = 4]

Lirtimya: Observes the situation, watching to ensure nothing happens

Rothuss Carder: Hey, was that big monster in the lizardman room real, or wax?

GM: So Zora fails (as she is walking wounded) to determine anything

Vee Barlett: Ask Ruffus. That gorin' looked real.

Rothuss Carder: Just curious. Pretty sure the lizardmen were real, not wax. But that beastie was Big.

Lazio Sharpe: Groans

Vee Barlett: Yar yar, what yer name groanin' dude?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (and did Vee and/or Lirt see anything?)

Lazio Sharpe: I am Lazio Sharpe the magnificent

Vee Barlett: Ain't lookin' so magnificent right now.

Lazio Sharpe: Well less than magnificent right now

Vee Barlett: More hairy. And bleedin'

Inv Zora Polasis: You wax alter ego has been destroyed

User has gone AFK. (Master TMO)

GM: Vee and Lirt can see that yes he does look like a mage, but also yes he looks like an emaciated human who might very well be about to pass out

seyfert (Vee Barlett): boo

Lazio Sharpe: Alter Ego?

Vee Barlett: Let's get straight to it, yeah? Since ya look like yer about to pass out. Why were ya in that cage?

Lazio Sharpe: OH

Lazio Sharpe: You killed the Admiral?

Lazio Sharpe: THANK YOU

Vee Barlett: ....what?

Inv Zora Polasis: No the wax you in the boiling vat room!

Lazio Sharpe: Yes,

Lazio Sharpe: Let me explain,

Lazio Sharpe: Well let me sum up

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): Bob you are so evil

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Lazio Sharpe: I was working on using wax to make golems

Vee Barlett: Mr Millet Man?

Lazio Sharpe: But they just were not smart

Lazio Sharpe: Millet Man?

Vee Barlett: Nah he definitely weren't

Lirtimya: Turns to the others

Vee Barlett: Go on.

Lazio Sharpe: OH George!

Lazio Sharpe: In the kitchen

Lazio Sharpe: Yes George is very nice

Lirtimya: Can someone get water out for him?

Lazio Sharpe: NOT smart

Lazio Sharpe: But nice

Inv Zora Polasis: holds out her waterskin

Takes it

Lazio Sharpe: Thank you

Vee Barlett: reluctantly holds out a shot of rum

DRINKS greedily

Lazio Sharpe: YES

DRINKS IT in one shot

Lirtimya: That should help keep him awake

Vee Barlett: mumbles, "Had better rum than this before anyways..."

Lazio Sharpe: Is George ok?

Vee Barlett: He fine. But the admiral?

Lazio Sharpe: Thank you

Lazio Sharpe: and Thank you for the Admiral

Lazio Sharpe: That was a very bad idea

Vee Barlett: Why was he wax you?

Lazio Sharpe: I was working on things, researching,

Lazio Sharpe: Looking for ways to create something that could think, could react

Lazio Sharpe: Did you find the Wyvern?

Vee Barlett: Killed it.

Lazio Sharpe: nods, that is expected

Lazio Sharpe: It was not smart enough

Vee Barlett: He weren't as nice as... George.

Lazio Sharpe: and I could not figure out a way to get the poison in the tail

Vee Barlett: Yar.

Lazio Sharpe: But you noticed it did not fly?

Lazio Sharpe: It was not smart enough to do that

Vee Barlett: Oh thought it were too heavy all that... waxy-ness.

Lazio Sharpe: Nah, Wyverns are just as heavy

Vee Barlett: They got hollow bones.

Lazio Sharpe: And I did not need a Wyvern to make that

Vee Barlett: So the admiral?

Lazio Sharpe: To make a person, a real person, you need a person

Vee Barlett: So to remake a person.

Vee Barlett: Why this a trend lately?

Lazio Sharpe: Exactly

Vee Barlett: You mages need new ideas. But go on.

Lazio Sharpe: He stumbled in at the right, well maybe for him wrong, but he was right on time for the experiment

Rothuss Carder: Seems like a lot of work to wind up with a worse version of what you started with

Vee Barlett: So it were an accident?

Lazio Sharpe: Don't you want someone to do all your chores?

Vee Barlett: Or you saw an opportunity and took it?

Inv Zora Polasis: You gave him a staff of paralyzation

Inv Zora Polasis: He attacked us

Inv Zora Polasis: He was creating wax lizardmen

Vee Barlett: Probably the reason you was in a cage.

Inv Zora Polasis: How did the Duke of Mizzen's Admiral turn into an evil being like you?

Vee Barlett: And were it an accident or on purpose seized th eday kinda thing?

Inv Zora Polasis: This has nothing to do with someone doing your chores

Vee Barlett: holds out another shot of rum

Lazio Sharpe: WOW

Lazio Sharpe: IS that for me or for her?

Vee Barlett: Depends. Answer the questions and it could be yours.

Inv Zora Polasis: I have my own bottle thank you

Lazio Sharpe: I think she needs it

Lazio Sharpe: My bottle, but take it

Vee Barlett: She got wine. Now you gonna answer?

Vee Barlett: lets him take the rum

Vee Barlett: *shot

seyfert (Vee Barlett): not the whole bottle that is her :P

Lazio Sharpe: So I wanted a helper/servant

Lazio Sharpe: And he wandered in

Lazio Sharpe: No one was with him

Rothuss Carder: Do you have to kill the original to make your copy?

Lazio Sharpe: I did not kill him, I only encased him

Vee Barlett: rubs forehead

Rothuss Carder: looks thoroughly disgusted

Vee Barlett: Seriously what is it? Secret mage academy said go see how to create yer own army? Best army wins the scholarship?

Lirtimya: Did you ever think about making some friends instead of killing things to make gollems?

Inv Zora Polasis: What did you do to his mind?

Vee Barlett: So he beyond saving?

Lazio Sharpe: Building an Army is a bad thing

Lazio Sharpe: that would definately lead to evil things

Vee Barlett: Turnin' people into somethin' else against their will be a bad thing.

Lazio Sharpe: I only made George, and the Wyvern

Vee Barlett: So you claimin' the admiral was an accident?

Lazio Sharpe: Well the practice things but those I rebuilt into other things

Lazio Sharpe: Not at all I intended to use the Admiral to make a smart reasonable servant that could work with me, take care of the dogs, protect them from the lizard men, other things

Inv Zora Polasis: So what happened?

Vee Barlett: So slavery AND turnin' people into somethin' against their will.

Lazio Sharpe: Well yeah that is the grey area isn't it

Vee Barlett: Ain't sure it grey anymore. But yeah, what happened? We gettin' into philosophy we can save fer later.

Lazio Sharpe: I do not know

Lazio Sharpe: I created him, he was learning

Lazio Sharpe: I took the dogs to the kennels

Lazio Sharpe: and then I woke up outside with the lizard men

Vee Barlett: Guessin' revenge.

Inv Zora Polasis: You took his own mind away from him to create your servant?

Lazio Sharpe: He obviously was smarter than I thought and more angry

Lazio Sharpe: OH NO

Lazio Sharpe: No no no

Lazio Sharpe: That does not work

Lazio Sharpe: You need the mind whole and sane for it to work

Vee Barlett: Well don't sound like he was sane when they ran into him...

Lazio Sharpe: This is very true

Vee Barlett: Probably go insane when ya got wax on yer brain.

Lazio Sharpe: That could be one cause

Inv Zora Polasis: You knew he was the Duke's Admiral when you did this?

Lazio Sharpe: I did not know he was the Duke's Admiral until the process started

Lazio Sharpe: Then it was too late to stop

Lazio Sharpe: By the way did you avoid the mummy?

Inv Zora Polasis: Did you have anything to do with the loss of his three ships?

Lazio Sharpe: The thing that killed Firebeard?

Inv Zora Polasis: Dead dead

Lazio Sharpe: Oh good

Vee Barlett: Did it kill the real Firebeard? We was followin' his trail.

Lazio Sharpe: I think it did

Vee Barlett: Well.... not real?

Lazio Sharpe: I tried to stay away from that part of the hideout

Lazio Sharpe: I used this portion that he never really paid attention to

Vee Barlett: How long ya been down here?

Lazio Sharpe: I think he had a pet mage but never used it

Vee Barlett: A pet mage?

Lazio Sharpe: Oh I have been here about 4 maybe 5 years?

Vee Barlett: How long ago did the mumy kill firebeard?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): *mummy

Lazio Sharpe: FIrebeard would have people work for him

Lazio Sharpe: Ummm, what day is it?

Lazio Sharpe: I guess maybe years?

Lazio Sharpe: I don't know

Vee Barlett: So we still got a fake Firebeard about.

Lazio Sharpe: things are a bit fuzzy right now

Lazio Sharpe: a what?

'wyjyoon' connected

Vee Barlett: Fake Firebeard. Glowin' green footprints showin' up on Mizzen as of a couple weeks ago. Around when ya put the Admiral into slavery.

Vee Barlett: drinks some rum

Vee Barlett: Ain't sure what to do with ya. Y'all got any more questions? I gotta think.

Inv Zora Polasis: Did you have anything to do with the deaths of these elves and torturing gnomes?

Lazio Sharpe: What Elves?

Lazio Sharpe: The Gnomes were there working the mines for years

Lazio Sharpe: what happened to them?

Vee Barlett: Dead.

Vee Barlett: Well except this one here.

Inv Zora Polasis: We found one tossed off a bridge, one poisoned by spiders and this gnome hanging over a puddle of grey ooze

Lazio Sharpe: That is not good, where did he come from then? Points to Glimber

Vee Barlett: Somethin' else hauntin' these caves.

Inv Zora Polasis: oh someone in a pirhanna pond

Lazio Sharpe: So where do the elves come into it?

Vee Barlett: Dunno but some of them dead had pointy ears so probably elves.

Inv Zora Polasis: pointy eared creatures

Lazio Sharpe: Yeah Elves look like that, not many in these areas

Inv Zora Polasis: Hopefully when we get Glimber home we can get a translator and find out what happened. I just wanted to hear from you that you had nothing to do with that

Lazio Sharpe: I promise I lived with the Gnomes happily for years

Inv Zora Polasis: Because all of that was fairly recent

Lazio Sharpe: They ignored me, I ignored them

Vee Barlett: Yar, she got a mean punch if she find out ya hurt her friend.

Lazio Sharpe: If you are saying the Gnomes are gone then that must be recent

Lazio Sharpe: in the last month or two

Lazio Sharpe: I would guess, I have been busy working on my wax golems

Vee Barlett: So what else might be hauntin' these caves?

Lazio Sharpe: Ummmm,

Lazio Sharpe: Could I ask, did you find my spell books?

Lirtimya: Were there any acid goos in the caves?

Vee Barlett: What's it to ya?

Lazio Sharpe: They would be very good to have to rebuild with

Vee Barlett: Who says we gonna let ya?

Lazio Sharpe: Why not?

Vee Barlett: You killed the Admiral.

Lazio Sharpe: Actually you killed the Admiral

Lazio Sharpe: Thank you for that

Vee Barlett: Nah actually I weren't there.

Lazio Sharpe: I am happy you did it, and thank you again

Vee Barlett: But I did free ya so ya owe me for that which is worth much more, yeah?

Lazio Sharpe: Not complaining at all

wyjyoon (Temperance): so... we killed the admiral?

Inv Zora Polasis: You might as well have killed him

seyfert (Vee Barlett): apparently he was the wax version of this dude

wyjyoon (Temperance): ah

seyfert (Vee Barlett): like the pod situation except,... wax?

wyjyoon (Temperance): waxio was actually the admiral, got it

wyjyoon (Temperance): also ew

Inv Zora Polasis: Why shouldn't we take you to the Duke of Mizzan and you can explain this big plan of yours

seyfert (Vee Barlett): cleaner than pods but still yeah....

Lazio Sharpe: I would

Lazio Sharpe: Well maybe that would not be so bad

Lazio Sharpe: If we take all my things, and the dogs, so I can come back and be safe

Lazio Sharpe: I could explain what has happened here over the last few years

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Why were ya out here alone anyways?

Vee Barlett: Why were ya out here alone anyways?

Lazio Sharpe: Can you get me there safely?

Lazio Sharpe: I was not alone, I had my dogs,

Lazio Sharpe: and I was creating golems

Lazio Sharpe: it was a good life

Vee Barlett: How old are ya?

Lazio Sharpe: pushing the limits of my skills

Lazio Sharpe: Oh, ummmm, I guess, 40? 50? what year it is?

Vee Barlett: Damn with you lack of thought was figurin' you was just a dumb kid. But you actually a dumb man.

Inv Zora Polasis: You took a trusted officer and turned him into an insane evil person who thought he was a mage

Lazio Sharpe: Thank you I think

Lazio Sharpe: OH no no no

Vee Barlett: Didn't think I'd meet someone dumber than you Ruffus...

Lazio Sharpe: I took someone who was not aware of who he was,

Lazio Sharpe: and then helped him be whole again

Lazio Sharpe: but that did not work the way I thought it would

Inv Zora Polasis: did you tell him the word to activate your staff?

Vee Barlett: Huh?

Vee Barlett: What mental tumblin' be that?

Lazio Sharpe: Of course I did

Lazio Sharpe: I was not trying to harm him or make him less of a person, just more of a golem

Vee Barlett: Slavery.

Lazio Sharpe: He was free to do what he wanted

Lazio Sharpe: that is what got me in trouble

Vee Barlett: Good on him.

Lazio Sharpe: Not so good for him, when you found him

Vee Barlett: Win some, lose some.

Vee Barlett: You ain't able to cast without yer books, yeah?

Rothuss Carder: Gosh. How could magically enslaving someone possibly backfire? Sounds like he was completely ungrateful for everything you did to him.

Lazio Sharpe: I am glad you did

Lazio Sharpe: Nods with Rothuss

Inv Zora Polasis: But he was not a magic user was he? How could he just continue your work without you?

Rothuss Carder: Let me know when I can kill this guy, would you?

Lazio Sharpe: He was there with me as I created George

Rothuss Carder: stalks angrily off.

Rothuss Carder: stalks angrily off.

Lazio Sharpe: What did I do to him?

Vee Barlett: Pissed him off, yeah? Ain't it obvious?

Lazio Sharpe: I am not sure how?

Vee Barlett: Ya made a slave. That piss off most people.

Lazio Sharpe: He was not a slave, I swear

Vee Barlett: Or ya telling me the admiral consent to all of it?

Lazio Sharpe: That is not how it works

Lazio Sharpe: Well he was not saying no

Vee Barlett: Then ya didn't get consent.

Lazio Sharpe: I admitted it is a grey area

Vee Barlett: If it ain't an enthusiastic yes then it a no.

Vee Barlett: Ain't such thing as grey area here.

Vee Barlett: But again wastin' time with philosophy. Can ya cast spells still?

Lazio Sharpe: Me right now? o

Lazio Sharpe: No

Vee Barlett: After some sleep? Or do ya need yer books?

Lazio Sharpe: But yes of course I can cast, just need my books

Vee Barlett: Alright. Then I saw we take ya back with us, but we keepin' yer books. I ain't trustin' yer moral greyness at my back.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): *say

Lazio Sharpe: You can have anything you want, you rescued me, but I do want to keep my spell books

Inv Zora Polasis: What's in that bottle with all the magical writing on it at the bar?

Lazio Sharpe: Can I have my spell books back?

Inv Zora Polasis: no

Vee Barlett: Let the Duke, the Church, or hell, even Ruffus, decide what to do with ya. I'm just here to find the Fake Firebeard.

Lirtimya: I'd like to see those books before you have them

Lazio Sharpe: Then they are healing potions

Inv Zora Polasis: Then you woudn't mind drinking a bit first

Lazio Sharpe: Not at all

Lazio Sharpe: I can play the game of morally grey

Lazio Sharpe: Can you?

Lazio Sharpe: I am very grateful for you rescuing me

Vee Barlett: Depends who you askin'

Lazio Sharpe: I am willing to give you almost anything

Inv Zora Polasis: I prefer not to

Lazio Sharpe: but I NEED my spell books

Inv Zora Polasis: No you don'

Vee Barlett: You didn't say we couldn't not keep them so, morally greyly speakin', we keepin' them.

Inv Zora Polasis: We need your spell books to make sure you behave

Lazio Sharpe: Looks at Lirt, If they tried to take your spell books away, what would you do?

Lazio Sharpe: Ahh so you keep her spell books to keep her in line?

Vee Barlett: pulls out her dagger

Vee Barlett: She trust worthy. You not.

Lazio Sharpe: Oh you let her keep them in her pack, but you do not let her go anywhere you do not

Vee Barlett: Anyone against me gaggin' him and tyin' him up?

Raises his hand

Lirtimya: Unlike you, they do not see other people as puddy to mold

Temperance: continues to quietly scribble notes behind the rest.

Lazio Sharpe: So we will go to the Duke

Inv Zora Polasis: looks at Vee

Inv Zora Polasis: You want to take him back to explain himself?

Lazio Sharpe: and if he decides that you did break into my home and take things, without his permission as part of the mission you were on, you will replace all those things

Vee Barlett: Yar. But if he don't stop aggravatin' me, we take him tied up and with more holes in 'em.

Lazio Sharpe: Please take me to the Duke of Siren Song, I am certain he will be happy to listen

Vee Barlett: laughs

Vee Barlett: laughs harder

Temperance: Not sure you'll make it there in one piece with the way this is going.

Vee Barlett: Oh we takin' you to a Duke. That all ya need to know.

Lazio Sharpe: You already mentioned Mizzen

Vee Barlett: Now shut it or this rope goin' around you and this smell sock shoved into yer hole.

Inv Zora Polasis: Think of your spell books as a reward for good behavior

Lazio Sharpe: Feel free to take me there, and cause an incident that the Duke of Siren Song will have to answer for, the Duke of Mizzen sending his people into Siren Song territory to kidnap people and take them to Mizzen instead of the rightful place for judgement

Vee Barlett: You killed the Duke's man. You ain't got no standin'.

Temperance: How was that man able to cast in the first place without his maker, so to speak? Interesting...

Lazio Sharpe: Which Duke's man? and there is always standing, the Duke of Siren Song will have to send me to Mizzen if I am convicted of interfeering with a foreign national right?

Vee Barlett: And we ain't kidnappin'. You asked us to take you out here safely. We just gotta stop at Mizzen first. You ain't get to chose yer ship.

Vee Barlett: You know what? Why am I arguin' with an idiot who thinks turnin' people into slaves be okay?

Lazio Sharpe: Siren Song is an hour away, Mizzen is further and in the opposite direction

Lazio Sharpe: Because suddenly you want to be grey

Vee Barlett: Get some healin' and we can start walkin'

Lazio Sharpe: Not follow the law but do what you want

Vee Barlett: Duh.

Lazio Sharpe: Sits back quietly exhausted from the debate

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Who's holding his books?

Vee Barlett: Let's find Fake Firebeard, y'all. We gotta get this case closed before we do anything with this guy.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): melange and rothuss each have one boo

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): book

wyjyoon (Temperance): yes

Shislif (MeLange): Mel has abook?

Vee Barlett: How ya feelin' Melange? Can ya take point? Those potions might heal us but we all pretty hurt.

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): When we get on the boat I'll probably want those, maybe I can copy them down for later rstudying and use

MeLange: Well I never done it before

MeLange: what if I mess it up?

Vee Barlett: You did it in the last cave. You got this. I believe in ya, buddy.

Vee Barlett: Just hold a torch and slash anythin' that attack ya.

Vee Barlett: I get yer back.

MeLange: Ok, what's the magic word though? Need the magic word

seyfert (Vee Barlett): *got

Vee Barlett: That be for the wands.

Inv Zora Polasis: Aren't we going back to the other area?

Vee Barlett: Unless you talin' about a different kind of magic word?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Yar. (to Zora)

Vee Barlett: Yar. (to Zora)

MeLange: I was going to say Please, but now I'm rethinking it

Vee Barlett: We got the dragon door and up the river still left. I leave anything out?

MeLange: uses magic book to heal the group?

GM: laughs with Sharif

Vee Barlett: Er, down the river. These caves confusin'

Vee Barlett: Oh, the book? Just hold on to it for Lirt. Don't let this scum take it back.

wyjyoon (Temperance): so do you guys want the healing now or later after we walk?

Shislif (MeLange): if they pretty hurt may as well do it now ?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lirt found a bottle behind the bar with magical writing - potion size or rum bottle size and lazio said healing but I don't believe him without testing or waiting til lirt can read magic tomorrow

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so we can use what healing tempe has left so... vee at least

seyfert (Vee Barlett): looks like melange is healthy

wyjyoon (Temperance): two slots of cure mod is all i have available

Shislif (MeLange): he didn't do much fighting lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): bc no sleep

GM: sadly letting Ruffus suffer

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes so maybe one for vee and hold on to the last for now?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): Rothuss, Ruffus and Mastiff are critical or heavy

seyfert (Vee Barlett): well that's what he gets for not listening to vee

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): vee is moderate

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes but thinking about who runs into battle and actually hits :)

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

GM: brb empty and refilling as you organize

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so we can also just go and not use those spells yet

seyfert (Vee Barlett): thought she was hurt more but at 23

wyjyoon (Temperance): double checking combat tracker

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and vee can reach around people so if Melange is at front with his buckler making him really hard to hit then she'll use him as a shield so maybe we're okay

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): thought we cleared out almost all of the caves

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): where are enemies coming from?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): we have the dragon door and we didn't go down river

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): oh no

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): the only main villains we've encountered so far were the mummy and this guy, right?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): fake firebeard and whoever tied up the gnome are somewhere

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): no one can try to remove that trap

Shislif (MeLange): yea use Mel as a shield

Shislif (MeLange): brb bio break

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): dragon door will crush whoever tries to open it

seyfert (Vee Barlett): we can ignore the dragon door... or make this mage open it :)

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): that's why I was asking. see if we could pin the gnomes on any of these

seyfert (Vee Barlett): wait... did we go to that door with gnome? he might know about it

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): kill him?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): that would make things easier

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol joking... sort of

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): he lives and works alone ... complaining about international criminal law

wyjyoon (Temperance): sounds like some conspiracy theorist

seyfert (Vee Barlett): that's why he likes sirens and the duke probably didn't like the admiral so might want the admiral gone so... not sure I want to take him to siren song duke

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): We found the guy Duke of Mizzen - unforuntately he died on the way here ... crushed by a door

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): no one will miss him

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yeah... I went from trying to figure out how he could be useful to.... not liking him a LOT

wyjyoon (Temperance): so... ok, i'll wait to heal for now but if we think we'll need to fight i'll heal before starting?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): powerful mages have a way of doing that

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): wait til Lirt levels some more ... :D

seyfert (Vee Barlett): before starting and/or if someone gets really hur they'll run to tempe

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): bueno

GM: back

wyjyoon (Temperance): also feel free to throw the guy to the wolves, tempe's lawfulness probably won't be bothered

wyjyoon (Temperance): probably

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): zora's head is we work for mizzen so that's where he should go but doen't know all the bureaucratic whatevers

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Statecraft [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 17]

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): nope she does not

GM: Zore is exhausted

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Sage Knowledge, Island Kingdoms [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 8] [d20 = 18]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): darn

GM: Vee is just confused

Temperance: [SKILL] Bureaucracy (2) [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 17]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): not just angry

wyjyoon (Temperance): i tried

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): doesn't even need a penalty to fail at every roll

seyfert (Vee Barlett): angry thoughts filling her head

GM: Temperance longs for better times

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 5]

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Temperance: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 15] [d20 = 1]

wyjyoon (Temperance): we are all wise

Temperance: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 4]

GM: I will give you that you said this Lazio guy lived on his own away from everyone apparently ignoring the mummy who was cursing people

GM: So he is unlikely to be part of fire footprints on a different island

wyjyoon (Temperance): huh

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): we got that - different crimes

GM: Just confirming

GM: Also he has the point of international maritime law

GM: Not that you have to follow that

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): if he was a pirate vee might be nicer for.... reasons but he's not

GM: As you are not from either island

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): yeah - my roll failed

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): but we work for mizzen

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): bureaucracy roll time?

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): well if we get philosophical, vee works for herself ;)

GM: She failed that one

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): tempe failed :(

wyjyoon (Temperance): sorry : (

Inv Zora Polasis: oh sorry thought that was something else

wyjyoon (Temperance): i roll it accidentally every other time and it worked

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): and now when i roll with intention it does not

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): either way I figure we take him to Mizzen then it's Mizzen's problem

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): he kidnapped the admiral so mizzen duke would be interested in that

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): but anyways still need to find firebeard

wyjyoon (Temperance): according to lazio wasn't he going to be sent to mizzen anyway?

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): this section of cave is clear right? so back to the boat?

wyjyoon (Temperance): or did he want to go to siren song

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): he wants to go to siren song

GM: Lazio wanted to go to Siren Song

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): but he's weasly and vee hates that and she didn't get where she did by following laws

GM: That is the Duke who "rules" this island

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): did we meet that duke?

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): no

GM: Not yet

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): he might be at the gathering

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): good, not an issue of bad memory then :)

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): we can play dumb and say that's why we came back

GM: You encountered knowledge of him

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lazio said mummy killed original firebeard so we need a fake firebeard?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): But he commited a crime against the other duke, therefore wouldn't the crime fall under the Duke's jurisdiction he commited the crime against?

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): "oh thought he'd be here too based on your conversation mizzen duke, so sorry wanted to save you transport costs"

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): he said original firebeard was killed years ago whereas fake firebeard footprints showed up weeks ago

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): which makes sense with all the rot and bones

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): SOMEONE tied up Glimber

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): and while vee is amblivent about him (or whatever that word is), carissa wants to know what jerk did that

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): we don't know who attacked the 3 ships of the admiral that made him lost and picked up by lazio

GM: You have a primary witness right there, if only you could talk with im

GM: him

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): is one of the rings a translation ring?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): you're turining pirate Bob

wyjyoon (Temperance): thanks for telling us we ain't multilingual bob

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): did someone put on the second ring?

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): lol tmo

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): after telling me not to take linguistics!!!!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): aren't there some cleric spells that let you speak other languages?

GM: lol

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): *advising against BUT STILL

wyjyoon (Temperance): i only have speak with animals rn

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): think it's a 4th level spell

wyjyoon (Temperance): to my knowledge

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): which wendy wouldn't have yet

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): IF she has that sphere

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): ok but... that second ring the elf was wearing... anyone put it on?

wyjyoon (Temperance): grumbles about unsubscribing from bran goodnaturedly

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): maybe how he talked to the gnome?

wyjyoon (Temperance): no but tempe can why not

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): unless vee can wear two rings then she'll go ahead

wyjyoon (Temperance): she went through one weird ring trip

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): woo! ring risk #2!

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): hope you don't end up in another palace, lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): that trip was weird man

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): lol

MadamePsychosis: you don't know what the first one does do you?

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): no

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): vee hasn't noticed anything different and hasn't magically understood Glimber tho

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): so we know that much

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): 1st level one way mage spell, but we don't have it. And doesn't let them talk back, only understand

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): and he didn't speak aquatic either

MadamePsychosis: wecan ask lazio if he speaks gnome

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): so unless someone can ID here then... dunno what to do for Vee ring or the second ring (not to be confused with the third archery ring)

Vee Barlettsigh: Hey, dumbass. Do you speak gnome?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Rothuss can try, but odds are very low

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): doesn't hurt to try

GM: no response

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): (lmao because no one wants to admit to being a dumbass)

wyjyoon (Temperance): he's been ignoring the gnomes for years, and the gnomes were ignoring him from what he said, right?

Vee Barlettsigh: lightly kicks Lazio

Vee Barlettsigh: You. Do you speak gnome.

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Over the next couple days it would seem Lirt has quite a lot of read magic to do

wyjyoon (Temperance): not that i'm encouraging we trust his words or anything

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Vee Varlettsigh?

seyfert (Vee Barlettsigh): lmao oops

Lazio Sharpe: I do not speak Gnomish...

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): *B

Vee Barlett: You got a way to speak Gnomish?

Lazio Sharpe: They can communicate when they want to

Lazio Sharpe: I let them live their lives

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): nooo - he'll say if you give me my spell books

Vee Barlett: Yar, they can, but not all of 'em seem to speak this language, yeah?

Lazio Sharpe: As I have said I just want to go back to my studies

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): he probably knows identify too

Vee Barlett: Easier when we speakin' the same tongue.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (yes but not sure I want to ask him)

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): agreed

Lazio Sharpe: Undoubtably there are gnomes who speak out language, I did not need to seek them out

Vee Barlett: And the sooner we figure out what goin' on here the sooner you can go back to them.

Vee Barlett: And fastest way is speakin' to our buddy here.

Inv Zora Polasis: If all you were doing was studying you wouldn't be in this mess

Vee Barlett: gestures to Glimber

Lazio Sharpe: You know what is happening here, I told you everything you asked

Vee Barlett: Except who else was stalkin' these caves.

Lazio Sharpe: I told you about the mummy

Vee Barlett: Nah it weren't her.

Vee Barlett: She was behind a rockfall. It somethin' much more recent.

Lazio Sharpe: Then who else could I tell yo uabout

Inv Zora Polasis: Tell us somehing we don't know

Lazio Sharpe: Did you know about the lizard men?

Vee Barlett: Yar, we killed the chief to rescue you.

Lazio Sharpe: Thank you

Vee Barlett: Don't forget it.

Lazio Sharpe: and Thank you for saving my dogs

Lazio Sharpe: at least this one here

Lazio Sharpe: I guess the rest did not make it

Vee Barlett: Did the best we can. All but one are still down and around here.

Lazio Sharpe: Oh?

Lazio Sharpe: where are they?

Vee Barlett: In the kennels, by the boat, and one hidin' behind Tempe.

Inv Zora Polasis: We've done you wuite the bit of favors

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): quite

seyfert (Vee Barlett): qwuite

Lazio Sharpe: I am appreciative, I have given you all of my possessions except my spell books

Lazio Sharpe: Did you find the secret door to my gold?

Vee Barlett: We're keepin' those safe for now.

Vee Barlett: looks to Zora, slightly tilting her head

wyjyoon (Temperance): was that the secret passageway with the heck ton of stirges

wyjyoon (Temperance): or the dragon door

seyfert (Vee Barlett): likely the stirges that vee wasn't told about so she'd focus on something other than loot :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): do we want him to know we found it?

GM: yes to Wendy

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): That room did have the two chests with all the gold

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and no one told greedy vee

Vee Barlett: Where ya get gold?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Golly, I wonder why not? ;)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Lazio Sharpe: There is a secret door here in my bedroom

Lazio Sharpe: That leads to my treasure room

Temperance: Ah.

Lazio Sharpe: You can have all of that too

Vee Barlett: You got a treasure room? What a mage need a treasure room for?

Lazio Sharpe: Just do not take the gold

Vee Barlett: Why?

Lazio Sharpe: Because it is not real gold

Inv Zora Polasis: We left the gold

Vee Barlett: Darn.

Lazio Sharpe: it is there to confuse people

wyjyoon (Temperance): glad we didn't take it then lol

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): yes!

Vee Barlett: What else in there?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): They're all just individual mimics

Lazio Sharpe: Gems,

Vee Barlett: Any magic ring of translation?

Lazio Sharpe: and stuff

Lazio Sharpe: No

Lazio Sharpe: Why would I need that?

Lazio Sharpe: I am happy working away here, I keep telling you that I did not bother anyone

Vee Barlett: Guess it would ruin yer loner image.

Lazio Sharpe: Hell I left a MUMMY alone to do what ever

Vee Barlett: Well didn't until the Admiral, but wes speakin' in circles.

Lazio Sharpe: That was a different issue I agree

wyjyoon (Temperance): did we already ask why he liked working with wax in the first place? just curious

Vee Barlett: And ya almost got my sypathy until then.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): *sympathy

Inv Zora Polasis: who's life did you ruin to make the flour grinding man?

Lazio Sharpe: No one

Lazio Sharpe: That is why George is not very smart

Lazio Sharpe: I cannot find a way to help that spark

Vee Barlett: And if ya got yer spell books back, how many lives ya plan to take to make a smart golem?

Lazio Sharpe: George is nice, he does what you say, but no thoughts

Temperance: Why did you start working with wax in the first place? And why golems?

Lazio Sharpe: I never took anyone else's life before this

Inv Zora Polasis: he gets angry all by himself

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Lazio Sharpe: Wax works well, you can mold it, shape it, just need heat and a bit of patience

Lazio Sharpe: Golems is a magical term, it is just for any enchanted creature that is created by a mage or a priest to do things that they ask

Lazio Sharpe: You likely have them around the church, or gargoyles at least

Lazio Sharpe: I just was trying to make them better

Vee Barlett: Ugh so don't give the church more of the knowledge, got it.

Lazio Sharpe: Have you seen the stained glass windows in the Osterhold Cathedral?

Lazio Sharpe: Those are golems

Temperance: Obsessive behavior can lead people to engage in drastic measures. Such as not getting consent from a person and turning them into a wax figure that can cast.

Temperance: But I digress.

Temperance: Where are we heading?

Lazio Sharpe: He could not cast, but he could use my or anyone's magic items if he understood them

Lazio Sharpe: I am hoping that you leave me here, with my books

Vee Barlett: Yar. This standin' still makes me itchy. Let's grab his loot, grab him, and go.

Inv Zora Polasis: yes which is why you don't get the staff back eiher

Lazio Sharpe: and you venture off to tell who ever you want to about what happened here

Lazio Sharpe: I am ok with you taking the staff, I promise

Vee Barlett: Hey you got any idea what this ring do?

Lazio Sharpe: Which ring?

Vee Barlett: holds up her hands but not too close for him to take it

Inv Zora Polasis: Yes because if we don't have the word to activate it all we can do is hit you over the head with it

Lazio Sharpe: Firebeard brought back a lot of treasure

Lazio Sharpe: You want the word to activate the staff?

Lazio Sharpe: I will give it to you if you give me my books

Inv Zora Polasis: looks at Lirt

Inv Zora Polasis: No!

Vee Barlett: Man, first rule of thumb is don't show how desperate you is.

Inv Zora Polasis: You don't get the books until the Duke says you can have them

Lazio Sharpe: Then I am not going to help you with anything else

Lazio Sharpe: I need my books, any mage would understand

Vee Barlett: Sure so you can backstab us.

Lazio Sharpe: Only an evil mage woudl take some other mages books hostage

Temperance: Only an evil mage would turn someone into wax without consent.

Lazio Sharpe: He did not say no, he says weakly

Vee Barlett: Alright so as I was sayin' let's grab his loot and get goin' with this mulch with us.

Lirtimya: I hope you realize you can't guilt trip me int ogiving them back, for my own research I'm keeping them

Inv Zora Polasis: Yes so you fireball our boat and teleport to the gods know where or whatever other spells you do

Temperance: smiles lightly.

Temperance: So as long as you do not say no, does that mean I can cut off your finger?

Vee Barlett: You can think of yer defense as we walk.

Lazio Sharpe: I would like to get the books back and stay here, so you can go with all the things you want and feel safe

Lazio Sharpe: I do not want to pursue you

Vee Barlett: And I'd like to breath underwater and sail that REALLY nice ship but we ain't all get what we want, yeah?

Lazio Sharpe: I know you want to tempt me to say I can give you those things, but I can't

Lazio Sharpe: That is not what I do

Vee Barlett: Look buddy, morally grey here. We just lettin' someone else decide yer fate. That what we was sent here for.

Lazio Sharpe: What were you sent here to do?

Vee Barlett: If the Admiral were alive, we'd leave you alone.

Lazio Sharpe: Find the Admrial? you did

Vee Barlett: Find the Admiral and the Fake Firebeard.

Lazio Sharpe: You shoudl feel no guilt for killing him

Lazio Sharpe: I have nothing to do with any fake firebeard

Lazio Sharpe: I can swear to that,

Vee Barlett: I believe on that count.

Lazio Sharpe: you have a priestess here to take that oath

Vee Barlett: So at least you got that goin' for ya.

Lazio Sharpe: If I help you find this fake firebeard will you give me my books back?

Vee Barlett: I'll consider it.

Vee Barlett: Which is more than I'm doin' now.

Vee Barlett: Take yer wins where ya can.

Lazio Sharpe: What do you know about this fake Firebeard?

Vee Barlett: He leaves glowin' footprints, has somethin' probably helpin' him, and showed up around when the Admiral disappeared. Guessin' the Admiral chased his lead to here.

Lazio Sharpe: Some unknown person leaving glowing footprints is all you have?

Lazio Sharpe: I mean I am very glad you saved me

Lazio Sharpe: But

Lazio Sharpe: If your mission is to find someone who is leaving glowing footprints how did you get all the way to my labratory?

Vee Barlett: Did ya ask the Admiral why he was here?

Lazio Sharpe: His crew was captured by the Mummy, she wiped his memory, or at least made him useless,

Vee Barlett: looks at Ruffus

Inv Zora Polasis: so his priest is under a mummy curse?

Lazio Sharpe: What priest?

Inv Zora Polasis: the Admiral's priest

Temperance: scribbles in her notes as she flips the pages back and forth.

Inv Zora Polasis: sails wth him

Lazio Sharpe: I never saw such a person, the Admrial was wandering alone

Inv Zora Polasis: he made it back to Mizzen but his mind is mostly gone

Vee Barlett: See? We still got loose ends to tie.

Lazio Sharpe: That sounds like the Mummy

Lazio Sharpe: yes YOU have loose ends, My ends are right here

Inv Zora Polasis: How could a mummy take down three ships by itself?

Lazio Sharpe: What ships?

Vee Barlett: But you ain't goin' anywhere outta our sight so now our loose ends be yers.

Lazio Sharpe: If the Admiral was here who was leading any ships?

Inv Zora Polasis: the admiral was on one ship andthere were two more and they are all gone

Lazio Sharpe: Can I have a drink please

Lazio Sharpe: This is exhausting

Vee Barlett: Yer tellin' me.

Inv Zora Polasis: The priest was getting upset about dragons - maybe a wyvern now

Vee Barlett: We ain't gettin' anywhere. Can we go now?

Vee Barlett: hands him a last shot of rum

Drinks

Rothuss Carder: So we're still missing whoever sanks the ships and tied up the gnomes, right?

Rothuss Carder: calls over from where he's sulking.

Vee Barlett: Yar.

Vee Barlett: And whoever left green flamin' footprints.

Lazio Sharpe: If the Admiral was here, then someone could have stolen the ships while he was here,

Lazio Sharpe: If the priest you talked about was with the Admiral, maybe she? he? got hit by the mummy too?

Vee Barlett: We also need proof Admiral is dead. Duke did ask us to bring him back

Lazio Sharpe: Did you save any parts?

Rothuss Carder: So we found the End of the story, still missing the middle and beginning.

Vee Barlett: You if'n we ain't find any.

Lazio Sharpe: If the fires are still going the wax is still soft

Vee Barlett: Can he be remade?

Vee Barlett: If you can remake him you might actually get a chance at yer books returin' to ya.

Lazio Sharpe: Wait, are you saying you want me to build him again? Didn't you say that was wrong?

Vee Barlett: Never said I wasn't morally grey if'n it didn't suit me.

Inv Zora Polasis: You didn't see him Vee! I don't think you know what you are asking

Inv Zora Polasis: looks at Tempe

Temperance: looks up from her scribbling.

Vee Barlett: Well he won't have the staff, yeah? And if he be remade he wouldn't be... as mean, yeah? Like... even if the Duke put him out of his misery?

Inv Zora Polasis: I think he would have to cast to remake him ...

Inv Zora Polasis: To animate him

Lazio Sharpe: I would need my books and a lot of time

Temperance: I don't think we should bring back a wax figure that didn't consent to being made into one in the first place.

Inv Zora Polasis: Yes that

Vee Barlett: Oh. Well more than that, time isn't on our side here.

Lazio Sharpe: I understand your concerns Temperance

Temperance: I'm not sure you do.

Lazio Sharpe: I am ok with not experimenting like that again

Vee Barlett: How long is a lot of time?

Lazio Sharpe: a few weeks

Vee Barlett: Yar, we ain't got that time. It was worth a thought.

Vee Barlett: Them fires magical?

Inv Zora Polasis: thinks, no it wasn't

Lazio Sharpe: no

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (lol)

Vee Barlett: Can George keep them goin'?

Lazio Sharpe: Maybe

Lazio Sharpe: He is really good at turning the crank on the grinder

Vee Barlett: Just thinkin' of some offers you can make the Duke when ya see him and tell 'em what happened to his Admiral.

Rothuss Carder: Thinking we need to bring back the Admiral's body at least.

Lazio Sharpe: I am not sure how much effort it would take to talk to him to get close to fires

Vee Barlett: Yar he didn't like the flame on the torch.

Temperance: Is there a body to even return?

Lazio Sharpe: Torch?

Lazio Sharpe: Why would you torture him like that!

Rothuss Carder: He said he "encased" him

Lazio Sharpe: George is a nice person he would not hurt anyone

Vee Barlett: I stopped when I saw it bothered him.

Vee Barlett: I didn't know if it were magically non-burnin' wax.

Lazio Sharpe: That would be a good enhancement I agree

Lazio Sharpe: If you would just leave me my books, I can do that research

Lazio Sharpe: I can stay here

Temperance: Then perhaps we should retrieve it.

Lazio Sharpe: you can come back and visoit

Vee Barlett: Maybe.

Temperance: The body I mean.

Vee Barlett: But not until we figure out the rest.

Vee Barlett: nods to Tempe

Lazio Sharpe: Is there any boat on the docks?

Vee Barlett: Let's get whatever we can of the admiral I suppose.

Vee Barlett: Why?

Lazio Sharpe: Because if there is not one, then you can leave me here

Vee Barlett: Ah, don't worry. There be one, and if not, I can build one easy enough.

Lazio Sharpe: There was a skiff but it went downstream weeks ago

Vee Barlett: grins

Lazio Sharpe: So you can leave me here and know I am not going to leave

Vee Barlett: We discussin' this AFTER we figure out the rest of the cave. Yeah?

Lazio Sharpe: One of the dogs was chewing on the rope and I did not catch it in time

Vee Barlett: Mel gettin' itch, too.

Vee Barlett: And talkin' in circles ain't helpin' any of us.

Lazio Sharpe: I am not talking in circles, I think I have been very clear what I want

Vee Barlett: Yar and I keep tellin' ya you haven't earned it yet.

Vee Barlett: If Tempe could geas ya, maybe I'd feel better about it. Make sure ya learn proper consent. But since I can't get that kinda magical promise, ya a risk, yeah?

Lazio Sharpe: If I give you the command word for the staff

Lazio Sharpe: you would know how to paralize people

Vee Barlett: I prefer stabbin' them.

Lazio Sharpe: I used it on the lizard men to protect the dogs and me

Temperance: raises an eyebrow.

Lazio Sharpe: But you could leave me here, take that with you and use it to protect yourselves

wyjyoon (Temperance): could we just leave him paralyzed, take his books and explore?

Vee Barlett: Look, either we leave you here and take yer books, we take you and yer books, or... well, no that's it. 'Cause you ain't made a good deal yet.

Inv Zora Polasis: butonly if we give you your books

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Lazio Sharpe: And you young mage can come back and I promise to train you in any spell I have

User has gone AFK. (Master TMO)

Vee Barlett: looks to Lirt to see if she finds that worthwhile

Lazio Sharpe: I want to keep my books and I want to stay here to recover and see what damage has been done

Lazio Sharpe: I have said you can take anything else you want

Lazio Sharpe: Well, not the dogs

Vee Barlett: Nah, the dogs be yours. I respect that.

Vee Barlett: They do seem to like you which... makes you seem less evil.

Lazio Sharpe: I mean if you really,.... thank you

Lazio Sharpe: I am not evil I swear

wyjyoon (Temperance): i actually like the doggo aw

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (tempe can ask for that one)

Vee Barlett: Hmm... what's yer ask for one book?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): tempe do you have a detect evil/alignment spell?

wyjyoon (Temperance): si

wyjyoon (Temperance): wait

wyjyoon (Temperance): depends

Lazio Sharpe: I need both books

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): oh wait but no slots open :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): i remembered i used up all lvl 1 spell slots

Vee Barlett: Why?

Lazio Sharpe: Because that is my livelyhood

Vee Barlett: Ya can rebuild it if not all is lost.

Lazio Sharpe: Ask your mage if she would cut off one arm

Lazio Sharpe: Not without the books I cannot

Inv Zora Polasis: Because if you can make a staff of paralyzation that spell is in your books

Lazio Sharpe: I need the books to be able to cast the spells

Inv Zora Polasis: You get the books and you paralyze us

Lazio Sharpe: I cannot make that staff

Vee Barlett: How'd ya get it?

Lazio Sharpe: I have had that for years, I traded for it so I could use it adventuring

Vee Barlett: sighs

Lazio Sharpe: It helped against several attempts at my life

Lazio Sharpe: Paralize someone then push them over into the water

Lazio Sharpe: That stops people

Vee Barlett: I like the idea of havin' a mage contact here but you ain't makin' a deal I like yet.

Lazio Sharpe: What sort of deal are you looking for? the only thing I have not agreed to is giving you my books

wyjyoon (Temperance): brb

Lirtimya: Our books are extremely valuable, that's why I want to copy what's in his book

Vee Barlett: You gotta present yerself to the Duke. And if he let you out or free, then you can come get yer books.

Lazio Sharpe: You can come back here and do that

Lazio Sharpe: Which Duke?

Lazio Sharpe: And then I want to negociate what you get to keep of my belongings

Vee Barlett: I told ya. Mizzen. 'Cause it was his Admiral he wanted to return.

Lazio Sharpe: But we are in Siren Song

Vee Barlett: And if we can't return his Admiral, we gotta return the one responsible for his Admiral's disappearance.

Inv Zora Polasis: You should have stolen the Admiral of Siren Song if you want to see him

Vee Barlett: Yar, I might be willin' to give you some of yer stuff back.

Lazio Sharpe: The staff? the rings?

Lazio Sharpe: My books are non-negociaable

Lazio Sharpe: See this would be much easier to just leave me here alone with my books

Vee Barlett: The rings ain't yers.

Lazio Sharpe: take everything

Lazio Sharpe: and then go to the Duke of whoever you want and tell them everything

Inv Zora Polasis: Lirtimya can read them tomorrow and tell us how dangerous they are. Until then giving you the books now is non-negotiable

Vee Barlett: But then he ask why we wasn't good enough to capture the guy who killed his Admiral. So nah, not a good idea.

Vee Barlett: Yar. So we back to... you comin' and hangin' with us for a bit.

Lazio Sharpe: But I did not kill his Admiral

Vee Barlett: Semantics.

Lazio Sharpe: You did, I do not know who did it but it was not me

Lazio Sharpe: I am very happy you did it, do not get me wrong

Lazio Sharpe: but

Lazio Sharpe: Sigh

Lazio Sharpe: Ok

Lazio Sharpe: You know what

Lazio Sharpe: We are not getting anywhere

Vee Barlett: Didn't I say that?

Lazio Sharpe: and I am too weak to carry anything

Lazio Sharpe: So what are you going to be able to actually carry back? are you going to try to make it through the lizard men ? who you just slaughtered?

Rothuss Carder: Hey, if we've got his books, can Lirt do to him what he did to the Admiral?

Lazio Sharpe: I guess I can trudge along behidn you

Lazio Sharpe: Sure he can

Vee Barlett: Nah, I hate land. We was gonna go back down river.

Rothuss Carder: I mean, that'd be justice, right?

Lazio Sharpe: with a dozen years of training

Inv Zora Polasis: She

Lazio Sharpe: and then learning how to cast the incantations

Inv Zora Polasis: Are you blind?

Lazio Sharpe: and then building a labratory

Vee Barlett: Don't make someone else do yer dirty work, Rothuss. If you that angry, you gotta do it yerself.

Lazio Sharpe: and then finding me in what ever homeless shelter for mages

Vee Barlett: Eh, plenty other islands around here.

Inv Zora Polasis: laughs

Lazio Sharpe: But sure he, she, whoever can try it

Lazio Sharpe: OR you could give me my books leave me here and I already promised to train her

Lazio Sharpe: But I guess that is too much to ask

Vee Barlett: I wonder what time it is? Feels like we been talkin' for hours. It time to sleep yet?

Lazio Sharpe: so let's go walk

Lazio Sharpe: It was morning in the cage

Vee Barlett: I hate caves. Let's walk and you think.

Lazio Sharpe: sure

wyjyoon (Temperance): back

wyjyoon (Temperance): we walking?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): he can't carry them or use them until he sleeps a full night so not sure why he keeps crying

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): mage baby

Very frustrated and petulant now

Vee Barlett: We goin' back down river to see what's there.

Vee Barlett: That giant horned thing still alive so we ain't goin' by the lizardmen.

Vee Barlett: tosses the mage a pillow

Vee Barlett: Punchin' one these helps me when I'm mad.

Vee Barlett: Lead the way, Mel.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): that's another thing - if you want to make sure he can't memorize - wake him up every few hours os he doesn't get 8 solid

MeLange: okey doke!

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): mage torture ...

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): has anyone asked why he tried to golemize the admiral?

MeLange: equips buckler and leads the way

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I might have missed it during an afk

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes he just wanted a smarter golem and the admiral walked in

seyfert (Vee Barlett): poke poke poke the mage

wyjyoon (Temperance): his twisted way of "making him better" since the admiral was basically wiped of memories apparently

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): and the admiral was amnesiaced by the mummy, right?

wyjyoon (Temperance): si

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): okay, glad I got that bit right. thanks for the recap!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): just want to make sure Rothuss is appropriately angry

seyfert (Vee Barlett): forgot he lost his memory so maybe see why mage did his thing

GM: So what are you carrying with you ?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): what do we have to carry?

GM: The skiff is there and can hold 8 people

GM: You have 10 including the dog

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): why only one dog?

GM: If you leave the dog and the mage you have 8

wyjyoon (Temperance): where are we?

GM: Temp has the dog

Image: Tell Map - Encounter C

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): we have a critically injured dog

GM: You can leave the dog behind......

seyfert (Vee Barlett): there were three dogs

Shislif (MeLange): take the cannolli

GM: If you take the mage no one to care for any of the other dogs either

seyfert (Vee Barlett): two following us, one following tempe, one at shore, the rest in the kennel

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol Sharif

Shislif (MeLange): :)

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Shipwright [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 14]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Boating [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 19]

Vee Barlett: tries to figure out a way to make it work

Vee Barlett: Damn maths.

GM: Intelligence

Inv Zora Polasis: We make two trips?

GM: Or Zora

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 3]

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Am I not there?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): apparently not, lol

GM: Yes you are

GM: right there, grins

Vee Barlett: Yar. I'll boat both times. Y'all split up as we need.

wyjyoon (Temperance): so... down by the shore where we left the dogs, right?

Vee Barlett: Get all them dogs including from the kennel.

Vee Barlett: Five total.

Vee Barlett: pinches bridge of her nose rethinking about leaving the mage now

wyjyoon (Temperance): is tempe one round behind?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): no

GM: I had deleted the dogs off the tracker so just imagine there are five total

Vee Barlett: I forgot them dogs... do we even have room on the boat?

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh ok. she'll just be invisible until bob puts her on the map

wyjyoon (Temperance): :D

GM: There you go Temp

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol thank you

seyfert (Vee Barlett): how many can fit on the fishing boat?

GM: 10 people and 5 dogs

GM: 8 per trip on the skiff

GM: 8 per trip on the skiff

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): oops

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sure but the fishing boat?

GM: You have room in the cargo hold

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): we also have the poisoned elf to pick up

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ok guess he missed his chance to talk vee out of this, down the river we go

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): if he's still alive

GM: Officially the fishing boat uses 2 crew and 5 passengers

GM: (LINK)

Vee Barlett: steps away from mage for a minute

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): zora and glimer are pretty much cargo today

Vee Barlett: Y'all... I gotta ask, we got a plan for the dogs? If Duke jail this dude, what happens to them?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): not sure how much more adventuring we're still doing before leaving

Vee Barlett: It upset Levi so want to make sure ya got a plan 'cause I do not.

Rothuss Carder: sighs.

Vee Barlett: And I ain't gonna lie, tempin' to leave him here with his dogs.

Rothuss Carder: Worst case, we can take 'em to my village. They can always use guard dogs to keep away predators.

Vee Barlett: That fair to the dogs?

Rothuss Carder: They'd be treated better than me, for sure.

Vee Barlett: That a low bar so ain't reassurin'

Rothuss Carder: But that's a long trip. I'm sure there's better, easier options.

Vee Barlett: But y'all got more stake in these dogs so y'all need a plan.

Vee Barlett: Before we head off without one.

User has gone AFK. (JtomTMO)

Rothuss Carder: If we take them with us, we're probably going to need more food stores.

Temperance: I think fields and sunlight are probably going to be better for the dogs ideally, but if we really can't I don't see why we can't leave them here.

Temperance: Though I'm a little against leaving the mage with his books.

Vee Barlett: They ain't got someone to care for them.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (ughhhh why is this so complicatedddd)

GM: chuckles

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (this campaign will be more black and white says bob)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): murder is easy... ;)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (you don't need linguistics says bob)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): :P

GM: It is easy, leave the books, take the treasure

seyfert (Vee Barlett): vee is seriously leaning that ways especially after the mention of food stores

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): if we're thinking about leaving the books, any chance to take copies of it for Lirt?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): or we go talk to the other duek

seyfert (Vee Barlett): *duke

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): no

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): takes a long time to copy whole spell books

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): without a copy spell

GM: He did say she can come back to study

seyfert (Vee Barlett): or we make a plan to meet up with him again later and return his books

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so he doesn't chase us but has to also believe us on our word

wyjyoon (Temperance): i don't see why we can't just take the books with us without him

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): he can't do anything with the books until he gets a full night's sleep so handing them to him now won't allow him to just start casting or anything

wyjyoon (Temperance): or maybe i'm just not thinking straight

seyfert (Vee Barlett): because this is a potential NPC contact that... while he did questionable things doesn't seem too evil for vee to want as a contact in the future

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): don't give him the staff

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): get the activation word?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): she is too morally grey to just follow the laws here and be sensible :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): how long will it take for us to come back? i mean he porbably will have a full night sleep by then

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): and hopefully he's learned his lesson about using live people in his creations

GM: He already agreed to give you the activation word for the staff

wyjyoon (Temperance): whether or not he has the staff won't he be able to use spells?

Vee Barlett: Hey Tempe. You do legal documents, yeah?

Temperance: raises an eyebrow.

Temperance: I can create them, yes.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): if we leave him his books, he'll be able to do spells

Vee Barlett: Not quite a geas but.... if he all about international law, he about law documents.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): if he has the staff he can use it

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (but he also agreed for us to come back so we can keep an eye on him)

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): not casting - just saying a word and pointing a stick

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (oh yeah we're takin'g the staff don't worry, lol)

GM: He said you can have the staff with the activation word if you leave the books

wyjyoon (Temperance): wait hang on

seyfert (Vee Barlett): he just wants to be left here with his books

wyjyoon (Temperance): moving too fast

seyfert (Vee Barlett): nothing else

GM: I am paused

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yep slowin'g down

wyjyoon (Temperance): thanks : )

wyjyoon (Temperance): just need to amass all info together for my brain

seyfert (Vee Barlett): honestly if it weren't for the dogs this would be an easier decision (and now I'll pause)

wyjyoon (Temperance): so we're leaving his books with us, taking the staff. si?

wyjyoon (Temperance): *leaving the books with him

wyjyoon (Temperance): sorry typo

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes leaning that way

seyfert (Vee Barlett): it's a risk but vee is willing to take that risk

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): with the mummy dead he has more room. but we still don't know a lot

wyjyoon (Temperance): so we are ok with leaving his books so he can still cast spells after sleeping, yes?

GM: He did mention the skiff was not here, so he could not go down stream

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and it would be after we left and he said we can return

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so we'd have a way to keep an eye on his morals and him following the legal document

GM: Yes he will be able to cast again tomorrow

MadamePsychosis: that's because we found the skiff downstream and used it to go upstream

seyfert (Vee Barlett): his lab is here, he doesn't have reasont to leave

wyjyoon (Temperance): and in order for him to not do his weird morally grey mumbo jumbo, we're making a legal document for him to sign?

MadamePsychosis: careful walking past the murder hole hall after he gets the spell books back

seyfert (Vee Barlett): true lol maybe we can learn that trap spell

MadamePsychosis: the books are inanely valuable

MadamePsychosis: the illusion room?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): which room was that?

MadamePsychosis: shrink/enlarge stuff

wyjyoon (Temperance): is the cage he was in still working?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes

wyjyoon (Temperance): or did you guys break that?

wyjyoon (Temperance): can't we just put him back?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): it broke when it fell

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh

seyfert (Vee Barlett): because that's leaving him for dead

GM: The cage is outside with the lizard men

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and the dinosaur is still alive and we cannot probably kill it

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh ok then no

seyfert (Vee Barlett): it hit Ruffus hard so even with Mel at full health... that's a hard fight

wyjyoon (Temperance): yeah no to the dinosaur fighting

seyfert (Vee Barlett): we can tie him up and let George let him go.... sure he'd be free eventually but slowly :)

MadamePsychosis: if we trust him - Lirt has a valuable trainer

wyjyoon (Temperance): i don't have enough spell slots

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes for Lirt and maybe better thna her learning on her own

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and he might tell us these rings

MadamePsychosis: does Lirt wantto talk to him mage to mage?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): we don't have a mage friend yet who is powerful

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): (JTom is afk for a moment, of course)

MadamePsychosis: but when he returns

wyjyoon (Temperance): hm... i guess i'll leave it up to jtom?

wyjyoon (Temperance): if he wants that contact

wyjyoon (Temperance): i can see how a contact like that could be valuable, even if it doesn't sit with me morally

GM: He primised to train her

wyjyoon (Temperance): the problem is i don't trust him

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes and with the promise we keep an eye on him and make sure he gives us safe passage

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): well, we are a morally gray group. A morally gray mentor makes a bit of sense.

MadamePsychosis: yeah but that doesn't mean they can't be useful

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yup

MadamePsychosis: you should have seen some of Branwyn's early trainers

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and we don't have geas but we have Tempe the Legal Document Writer

MadamePsychosis: we found how to train your demons books for a mage that trained her

seyfert (Vee Barlett): that'll hold up to the International Court of Law :P

seyfert (Vee Barlett): maybe lol

MadamePsychosis: not a nice guy

wyjyoon (Temperance): i guess so. and yeah i'll make documents

wyjyoon (Temperance): dunno how well they'll hold

wyjyoon (Temperance): or what i need to roll for that

seyfert (Vee Barlett): the only thing is we'd need to know what to tell the duke

wyjyoon (Temperance): but i can do writing stuff

MadamePsychosis: the truth

seyfert (Vee Barlett): The Admiral is dead, the Mage was left for dead

MadamePsychosis: to the duke - says zora :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): are we wanting to leave the elf and the body fo the admiral encased in wax?

wyjyoon (Temperance): *of

seyfert (Vee Barlett): no no take the admiral parts and the elf is on the boat aleady

wyjyoon (Temperance): ah bueno

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I think we should try to bring back the admiral's body, if we can

MadamePsychosis: no can we at least take Glimber to see the elf and see if he is still alive to take back?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes

wyjyoon (Temperance): taking admiral parts, mage signing legal documents got it

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oops sorry forgot glimber wasn't part of the party so was already including him

MadamePsychosis: the admiral is a ball of wax full of Levi's and Tempe's arrows isn't it?

wyjyoon (Temperance): and getting glimber to see the elf, got it

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ...let's remove the arrows first?

MadamePsychosis: lol

GM: You can take parts, not the whole thing

GM: it gets the point across

seyfert (Vee Barlett): well whatever part looks most like the admiral

MadamePsychosis: coughs

wyjyoon (Temperance): .... his face?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): hannibal lector right?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): this bit here looks a bit like an admiral!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): see? this part here looks like a hat

wyjyoon (Temperance): or if he's wearing some symbol...

seyfert (Vee Barlett): if we're good with this... jumping to IC? or am I forgetting anything else?

wyjyoon (Temperance): yes i am good

MadamePsychosis: I'm good

GM: Temp has no more 1st level right?

wyjyoon (Temperance): sorry needed a minute

wyjyoon (Temperance): and yes

MadamePsychosis: correct

wyjyoon (Temperance): no more 1st leve

wyjyoon (Temperance): l

seyfert (Vee Barlett): no worries go to get all the details

seyfert (Vee Barlett): *good to get

GM: So cannot use Bless to make the document magical

seyfert (Vee Barlett): darnit

wyjyoon (Temperance): darn

seyfert (Vee Barlett): any 2nd evel spell to do it?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): what if she sneezes on it?

GM: LOL

MadamePsychosis: lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): snorts

MadamePsychosis: lirt can magic missile it

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): i bestow upon thee.... allergies!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): there is an allergy spell...

MadamePsychosis: yes

wyjyoon (Temperance): can't we just pirck his finger and stamp his fingerprint or something

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sure

seyfert (Vee Barlett): he might not know much about being a priest so put on a performance

wyjyoon (Temperance): like those weird "sign your name in blood" whatevers

Spell: Draw Upon Holy Might

seyfert (Vee Barlett): if you can't do bless then make him believe you're making it magical

Spell: Music of the Spheres

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ooh like that spell whatever it is

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): how about a signed confession? He behaves, or we hand over the confession to the authorities?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ooooh blackmail!! now you're speaking vee's language!

Zone of Truth

MadamePsychosis: cast healing spells or mess with the mage? hmmm

seyfert (Vee Barlett): mess with mage

seyfert (Vee Barlett): vee will bleed out for that

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I don't think Lirt can fool a higher-level mage

MadamePsychosis: no

wyjyoon (Temperance): so two of them require saving throws

wyjyoon (Temperance): but he doesn't have a lot of hp right?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): unless we ask him to not try to save

GM: 1

MadamePsychosis: he has 1 hp

seyfert (Vee Barlett): if he is willing to take the spell then he won't save

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh

GM: and yes if you tell him you are casting on him

seyfert (Vee Barlett): it would be his show of trust

wyjyoon (Temperance): cool. zone of truth him and make him sign?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sounds like a good idea

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I forget the details of the spell but probably good

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and too mush brain to want to read those details :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): it prevents creatures within the area of effect from speaking any deiliberate and knowing lies

wyjyoon (Temperance): is what it says

wyjyoon (Temperance): area spell, everyone within area is effected

wyjyoon (Temperance): and it says "deliberate and knowing lies" so i feel like there could be loopholes

seyfert (Vee Barlett): of course when aren't there? :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): but it feels like a better bet than phoning bran or singing

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lmao

GM: I swear I will not drink rum anymore.... years later someone pours rum in his cup and he drinks before checking

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Regis, I'd like to phone a line.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): phone a friend

wyjyoon (Temperance): i'd like to phone my god and tell him i unsubscribe, thanks : )

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lmao

wyjyoon (Temperance): but ok zone of truth and sign

wyjyoon (Temperance): we good?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and a performance! prick his finger! Stab him in the gut! dance with one foot in the moonlight!

Lazio Sharpe: So Can I keep my books? Stay here adn recover?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): or just put on sparkles, lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): maybe Rothuss has a way to help

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): From what TMO has told me, I like the idea

Vee Barlett: Look, yer dogs.... well, takin' y'all back is a headache and I do like knowin' powerful people.

Vee Barlett: BUT under conditions.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): jump in the convo if you want to talk to him

Temperance: gets a quill, ink and a piece of parchment ready.

Vee Barlett: Tempe here is a Master Mistress of Bindin' and Legal Documentation. You gotta go by her rules.

Lazio Sharpe: What are the rules?

Temperance: It involves some bloodwork, I do hope you're alright with that.

Lazio Sharpe: I am good with that

Vee Barlett: You sign her contact sayin' you be good, you give us safe passage to return so Lirt can study, AND you sign a confession we keep as... a precaution to give the Duke if you break these rules.

Vee Barlett: And you keep yer other promises. You know, word for the staff we take, we keep the loot, all that.

Lazio Sharpe: I will do that no problem, I already promised I would

Vee Barlett: And maybe tell us what them rings do as a cherry on top.

Lazio Sharpe: And if you are taking the skiff then the only way out for me is the jungle again

Lazio Sharpe: I have no idea what rings you are talking about

Vee Barlett: And no more experiments on livin' people but thinkin' that'll be in the document.

Lazio Sharpe: Where did you find them?

Vee Barlett: holds up her hand

Vee Barlett: One in water, one on an elf. Not yours but I wanna know what they do and you know magic so maybe you got an idea.

Lazio Sharpe: If you give me a day or two to recover and then I could start to try to look them over

Lazio Sharpe: Not promising I can but I will try

Vee Barlett: Well at least you offerin' but on a time crunch so if I don't find out soon then when Lirt wants to return, I'll take ya up on that.

Vee Barlett: But I got one last condition.

Vee Barlett: We leave you here, you train Lirt, all that, but you beholden to my family. That what the letter of confession be, yeah? So they want somethin' from ya, you gotta help them.

Lazio Sharpe: I can make you a golem but it will cost.... Oh

Temperance: You must hereby lawfully swear to the Gods and the laws that bind the nations that you legally bind yourself to the following: prohibiting yourself from creating any more wax figures of those who do not give a verbal affirmative yes, that you grant us a safe passage to return so that Lirtimya can study, and sign your name in blood in agreeing you to the consequences that will befall you should you break your oath.

Lazio Sharpe: Well who is your family? what would they want?

Vee Barlett: grins

Temperance: scribbling on the parchment.

Inv Zora Polasis: Really Vee?

Vee Barlett: Oh maybe lots of things.

Vee Barlett: I ain't sayin' I'll hand over the confession, but I am sayin' you bein' blackmailed.

Inv Zora Polasis: I am going on record as not approving

Vee Barlett: THey might want nothin' but they might want somethin'. That be how it works.

Vee Barlett: Noted and ignored.

Lazio Sharpe: I am saying that I agree to this paper here and you are in this zone of truth too so I want a promise from you

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): seriously like working for tony soprano

wyjyoon (Temperance): i didn't cast yet... but he doesn't need to know that...

Lazio Sharpe: Any favor you or your family wants other than training Lirt here you have to pay fair for

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lmao

Vee Barlett: Yar, that be fine.

Lazio Sharpe: I can live with deciding on if to do it or let you give that confession

Lazio Sharpe: I am good with that

Lazio Sharpe: and it will be a source of income for studys

Temperance: In exchange, any favor Violet or Violet's family desires, other than training Lirtimya, will have to pay a fair price.

Vee Barlett: So you do got some morals. Then maybe you honest about not doin' more of them experiments.

Inv Zora Polasis: No one wants to make you a slave after we've said slavery is bad

Vee Barlett: Nah. The Barlett Family.

Temperance: Ah, the Barlett family. My mistake.

Vee Barlett: I ain't givin' my full name and fake name won't work here. So just put family name.

Temperance: Fake name? What are you talking about?

Temperance: fixes her words.

Vee Barlett: Er, Violet ain't my real name. Didja think it was?

Temperance: Any other requests?

Vee Barlett: It only my name on Mizzen.

Lazio Sharpe: Do you have any thing I can use to feed the dogs until I can get well enough to go outside again?

Vee Barlett: Well there be lots of lizard meat on the other side of the door. And some of these rations.

Lazio Sharpe: Thank you

Temperance: I was under the assumption there were rations in the kitchens.

Vee Barlett: Good thing you got dogs of this be worse for you.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): *or

Lazio Sharpe: I hope there are in the kitchen, but if no one told George to work then I do not know what is happening there

Lazio Sharpe: and you said you tortured him with a torch

Vee Barlett: He was grindin' up somethin'

Vee Barlett: Nah just got too close to him with a torch. He went back to work after I apologized.

Lazio Sharpe: Ok

Vee Barlett: I prefer knives when I torture.

Vee Barlett: Anyhow, time to sign?

Lazio Sharpe: Signs away

Temperance: If all is settled.

Temperance: Sign on this line and please give me your hand.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): no sparkles or jazz hands from rothuss?

Temperance: Could someone hand me a dagger?

Vee Barlett: Yar, which one?

Vee Barlett: hands her one

Vee Barlett: This work?

Temperance: One to prick a finger with.

Vee Barlett: Oh maybe ya want the oyster prick.

Vee Barlett: hands her that

Temperance: smiles lightly and pricks his thumb.

Temperance: Now please stamp your finger next to your signature.

Lazio Sharpe: Places bloody finger in place

wyjyoon (Temperance): (do i have to roll anything to not accidentally take away that 1hp he has)

wyjyoon (Temperance): (oh nvm)

Temperance: Thank you.

Temperance: You are now legally binded to this document and the consequences that will take place should you go back on your word.

Lazio Sharpe: Again, thank you for saving me, and my dogs, I do deeply appreciate that. I happily give you the other belongings now that have my books back

Rothuss Carder: grumps.

-> Rothuss Carder: TMO can you please check if the sharing thing is happening here with Traveller bleed over? Thanks,

Temperance: I appreciate your cooperation. I sincerely hope nothing warrants a meeting where we must do more than prick your thumb.

Lazio Sharpe: I fully expect to see you again in a few weeks or months

Rothuss Carder: it isn't

Vee Barlett: Oh, you will. To make sure ya hold up to yer end of the deal.

Vee Barlett: But it better be a safer passage then.

Lazio Sharpe: How will you be coming? Through the jungles?

Vee Barlett: At least for us.

Vee Barlett: Nah, river probably. Lirt and I prefer water.

Lazio Sharpe: I have my home here, I cannot help with things else where if you are taking the skiff

Vee Barlett: Yar. When we return, we'll bring ya skiff.

Lazio Sharpe: Thank you

Vee Barlett: But fer now, best you stay in this spot until we sort things out.

Lazio Sharpe: Maybe a second one to make it easier for you to travel?

Vee Barlett: Well duh.

Lazio Sharpe: I am going to recover and clean up

Vee Barlett: Although I do like swimmin'....

Lazio Sharpe: Have a safe journey

Vee Barlett: Keep yer word. We'll be seein' ya. And take good care of them pups!

Vee Barlett: heads off

Mastiffs 2 [Speak with Animals]: [Translation] WOOOF, Licks Temperance

WOOOF, Licks Temperance

[understood by: Temperance]

Mastiffs 2: Licks Temperance

Temperance: blinks lightly.

Temperance: and pets the dog.

Mastiffs 2: Then turns to follow Lazio

GM: The group of them head back through the tunnel to his quarters

Temperance: It was good to have you as a companion, albeit brief.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): did he hand over the staff word?

GM: Yes

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): I missed it? sorry - what was it?

GM: and now you have 8 people here for the skiff

wyjyoon (Temperance): i think i missed it too

wyjyoon (Temperance): the word

seyfert (Vee Barlett): the bird is the word

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sorry couldn't help it

GM: zamarzać

wyjyoon (Temperance): looks like scrambled spaghetti-os but ok

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): point staff at Bob and cries Zamarzac!

GM: lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): for messy grey zone mage

GM: Priest or Mage can use it

Temperance: tucks the document safely in her bag as she scribbles the word in her notebook.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): nice

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): my vote is Lirt since it is a mage thing and tempe has a staff - if my vote counts for anything

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes and agree

seyfert (Vee Barlett): although lirt has the magic missiles

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): that's a wand

seyfert (Vee Barlett): wait maybe don't agree since Tempe's current staff can't do anything unless against pod people

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): All the magic staffs for me

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): totally different magic treat

wyjyoon (Temperance): the pod staff doesn't do much at the moment

wyjyoon (Temperance): unless it's for bludgeoning on occasion

seyfert (Vee Barlett): i vote you two work it out and I'll support your decision

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Magic staff of 1-8 bludgeoning damage

seyfert (Vee Barlett): also anyone want my cough? this is awful and I dislike it and my throat hurts again

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): 1D8*

GM: So you are piling things into the skiff, getting close to over weighing it but Glimber is small and light

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): sorry :(

GM: You go down stream

wyjyoon (Temperance): my meds are kicking in so am getting sleepy again

GM: are you stopping where you found the skiff before?

GM: Or going farther downstream?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): stop briefly here to unload then farther downstream?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): gotta explore while we have mel here to kill things :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): are we going back to the beach with the fish boat?

wyjyoon (Temperance): to unload?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): not yet

wyjyoon (Temperance): or just unloading in a random room?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): unloading in random room like where we killed those lizards or shore by the goddess statue then see what is downstream

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh ok got it

wyjyoon (Temperance): pit stop and then stabby stab things

GM: You technically have 9, but counting Glimber as half so letting you get away with it

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): can all the critically wounded people just hang out somewhere?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): your boyfriend has 3 hps

The tunnel ends at a stone pier jutting out into an underground river. A flat-bottomed skiff rests upside down upon the pier, and a stone statue of a brooding gnome mistress stands off to one side. At her feet are several large toads, and in her outstretched hands she holds a hollow skull.

Wall sconces for long-burned out torches line the tunnel as the river flows downstream, to the left.

Easily viewable within the water are numerous large albino fish.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): on the boat? or we want to party split and leave you all with the loot? up to you hurt people

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Yo! Anyone else pass this way?

Yo! Anyone else pass this way?

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Temperance: Are the fish hungry?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): what map are we on?

GM [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] a hairy thing higher early

a hairy thing higher early

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Image: Map - Encounter B

Rothuss Carder: I can't just sit here.

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Ugh. He have anyone with him? Was he on a boat?

Ugh. He have anyone with him? Was he on a boat?

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): thx

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] He go downstream?

He go downstream?

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

GM [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] splashing

splashing

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

GM [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] high not low

high not low

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Okay okay one last question. Y'all sacred?

Okay okay one last question. Y'all sacred?

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

GM [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] no

no

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] OK well y'all still pretty.

OK well y'all still pretty.

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Anything downstream?

Anything downstream?

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

GM [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Thank you

Thank you

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Rothuss Carder: She's burbling at fish again...

GM [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Not go low

Not go low

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] I shouldnt or you don't go that way?

I shouldnt or you don't go that way?

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

GM [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] My not go low

My not go low

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett: nods

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Thanks y'all. Happy swimming!

Thanks y'all. Happy swimming!

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Temperance: When is she not speaking to fish when they are within view?

Vee Barlett: So they didn't mention they were hungry. Not once. So y'all wrong about fish.

Temperance: I was simply asking out of curiosity.

Vee Barlett: They said a big hairy thing went upriver which maybe was Lazio. He was hairy. They don't know anything about downstream.

GM: Dog swimming

Vee Barlett: Or maybe the swimmin' dogs.

Vee Barlett: So not a Fake Firebeard.

Vee Barlett: I still feel like we missin' something...

Vee Barlett: Do we go downstream? Y'all wounded can wait here maybe?

Vee Barlett: Or we just return since we find out what happened to the Admiral?

Vee Barlett: Wish gnome talked same as us.

Temperance: I do not mind either way. It is strange that we came her for the impostor pirate and never found them.

wyjyoon (Temperance): *here

Rothuss Carder: Does the gnome speak fish?

Vee Barlett: Yar. That bug me, too.

Vee Barlett: Nah, already asked him.

GM: Maybe the imposter pirate was in us all along

Temperance: Somehow it all feels like we're walking in circles around it.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): never! vee is a real pirate! maybe but she'll deny it

Temperance: Or maybe it was all a big hoax.

Temperance: Someone playing with fire, like the villagers assumed.

Vee Barlett: I doubt they went past the lizardmen. 'Cause it was a lot of traps goin' that way.

Inv Zora Polasis: It doesn't prove that Ruffus is not dead

Inv Zora Polasis: laughs

Vee Barlett: Oh, right. I forgot that.

Vee Barlett: Ruffus, we gonna keep explorin' or findin' parts of the admiral work for ya?

Ruffus DeOrange: Sure

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Vee Barlett: Damn it. I forgot ya don't make decisions.

Ruffus DeOrange: But I think if we bring the Admiral parts back that would be good

Ruffus DeOrange: I did not have anything to do with that

Vee Barlett: Well we is all beat up... and we can explore downstream next time we visit Lazio...

Ruffus DeOrange: So that would prove.... well. something

Vee Barlett: And we got a maybe dead elf on the boat...

Vee Barlett: Fine. Let's get that shiphead and get to the boat. Y'all beat up.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): we better have already done that since that way way back where we started the night

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): admiral parts I mean

wyjyoon (Temperance): wouldn't it be best to have parts of the admiral?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes mentioned it many times so we have something RIGHT BOB?

GM: Yes

wyjyoon (Temperance): a symbol? the head? what do we have?

GM: Pieces that a priest can cast on to determine if this is the admiral, yes or no

wyjyoon (Temperance): because i honestly don't want to deal with higher ups trying to find loopholes to pin things on us

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): roll a d20 for whch part

Inv Zora Polasis: [d20 = 16]

Vee Barlett: So that make Ruffus happy, but what about you, Zora? You the church holy investigator.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): knee caps

GM: grins

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lmao

wyjyoon (Temperance): how about a femur?

wyjyoon (Temperance): :D

seyfert (Vee Barlett): fitting

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): would love a femur

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

GM: You can have one

seyfert (Vee Barlett): well that's unfortunate, you need at least two to walk normally

wyjyoon (Temperance): in addition to the pieces that a priest can cast to identify if it is the admiral?

GM: LOL

wyjyoon (Temperance): or just the femur?

GM: Turn it into a magical club that does double damage to navy people

seyfert (Vee Barlett): vee approves

Inv Zora Polasis: I'm sorry what about the church?

Inv Zora Polasis: It's hard to concentrate

wyjyoon (Temperance): so ok pieces that a priest can determine + a femur

Vee Barlett: Dunno. You happy with yer investigation? Wanna wrap it up here?

Vee Barlett: Or do Mel and I go downstream briefly to see what's there?

Inv Zora Polasis: I do wish we knew more about Firebeard, but it's up to you.

GM: and have no way for anyone to rescue them if anything goes wrong

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): would be everyone going except zora, ruffus and glimber

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): or we can tag along at a distance

Inv Zora Polasis: We can come too if you want to keep exploring

Inv Zora Polasis: Just don't expect much

GM: and only Ruffus is not walking wounded so he is the only one to go swim downstream after them if you can hear their screams

Vee Barlett: I kinda do 'cause the Firebeard part still don't make sense. Just don't want y'all to get too hurt.

Rothuss Carder: I don't wanna sit here, but maybe we need to go back to the boat and rest up, come back tomorrow?

Inv Zora Polasis: And we hope nothing falls on our heads

Vee Barlett: Y'all can stay in the skiff and if'n it looks like too much we just take skiff back upstream.

Vee Barlett: Is it evenin' yet? Hard to tell.

Vee Barlett: I don't get sleepy easy.

GM: Just barely Noon

GM: You can pause here too if you want

wyjyoon (Temperance): man time sure passes slow in these caves

GM: regroup and pick up next week

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh it is 11 am

seyfert (Vee Barlett): is Sharif back next week though?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): he is key if we have fights

GM: OR as TMO said go back to the boat and sleep there, then tackle this after rest and healing

Shislif (MeLange): hey sorry i'm here

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): clcik off?

Shislif (MeLange): back to normal n ext week but I get off 730 now so i can make it for like last hour or 30 mins or so

seyfert (Vee Barlett): click off would be nice....

seyfert (Vee Barlett): you know for sharif's sake :)

Shislif (MeLange): click off?

wyjyoon (Temperance): can characters sleep for next session or

GM: OK so go to the boat, click off time, come back to here to investigate more

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh ok

wyjyoon (Temperance): yes

seyfert (Vee Barlett): meaning we convince bob to let us go back to the boat, drop off loot, and come back to investigate without doing watches and all

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so we're healed and you can be here for any fights tonight

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): LOL

Shislif (MeLange): ah cool

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): healed ...

Shislif (MeLange): I approve

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ...well... kinda sorta, lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Tempe has spells to heal you, lol

MadamePsychosis: zora has 3 hps

seyfert (Vee Barlett): wait except

Effect ['Torch;LIGHT: 10/15 torch;Torch'] -> [EXPIRED] [on MeLange]

Effect ['Torch;LIGHT: 10/15 torch;Torch'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Rothuss Carder]

Effect ['Torch;LIGHT: 10/15 torch;Torch'] -> [EXPIRED] [on MeLange]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): can Tempe use her last spell before click off?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and we can grab more oil for lamps

MadamePsychosis: do you want her to burn all her spells in the morning?

The time is 9:38 AM

The date is See____de, 9th Sin (Late Summer), 587 SGR

Young Moon's phase is Morning Crescent

Old Moon's phase is Last Quarter

wyjyoon (Temperance): well... she technically didn't use the zone of truth spell

seyfert (Vee Barlett): nah just enough to make you all feel good enough

MadamePsychosis: would be a heal rothuss and vee thing

wyjyoon (Temperance): she didn't cast it, i think

MadamePsychosis: makes sense anyway

wyjyoon (Temperance): so she has 2

seyfert (Vee Barlett): bob counted it as a cast

GM: I was going with the idea you cast it

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh ok cool

wyjyoon (Temperance): thank you wasn't sure

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and can she cast her last before click off?

GM: Yes

seyfert (Vee Barlett): cure moderate on whoever: vee, rothuss, or ruffus

wyjyoon (Temperance): i think for cure mod i can only heal one person

wyjyoon (Temperance): it's like cure light

wyjyoon (Temperance): but level 2 ver.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): no wrong choice

GM: correct

seyfert (Vee Barlett): the dice decide the niceness

GM: [d3 = 3]

GM: So Ruffus?

wyjyoon (Temperance): nope

MadamePsychosis: lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

MadamePsychosis: vee?

GM: lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): calculating percentage

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh actually

MadamePsychosis: rothuss

wyjyoon (Temperance): i did promise to save one for glimber

wyjyoon (Temperance): : )

MadamePsychosis: that was when you had multiple

wyjyoon (Temperance): so neither

MadamePsychosis: now you have one and we're still fighting

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh ok then vee or rothuss, whoever has it worse

seyfert (Vee Barlett): vee argues for herself as someone who can actually hit but rothuss is worse off

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sorry rothuss ;)

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

MadamePsychosis: so calculating

MadamePsychosis: what happened to who the priest likes more :)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol can't help you with this decision

Temperance: Temperance cast a spell NOT memorized.

Temperance: [CAST] Cure Moderate Wounds [at Rothuss Carder]

Rothuss Carder: [SAVE] vs. Spell [d20 = 17]

Save [17] [Target 13] -> [for Rothuss Carder] [vs Temperance] [TARGET-SAVED]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ah ha! see? he doesn't want it anyways!

Temperance: [HEAL] Cure Moderate Wounds [d10 = 8]

Heal [8] -> [to Rothuss Carder] [STATUS: Moderate]

Rothuss Carder: why did I roll a Save??

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): why did I roll a Save??

MadamePsychosis: sweet

wyjyoon (Temperance): heck you rothuss

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): stop resisting

MadamePsychosis: 8 is good

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I'm not resisting!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Judge, he was resisting arrest. Put him away for life.

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol it always happens with vee too issok

wyjyoon (Temperance): but yes 8 for him is good

GM: and now it is mornign so full spells again for Lirt and Temp

GM: So Orison for how many on who for how much

wyjyoon (Temperance): yay

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): How many read magics do I need?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): well we gave the books back so... dunno, was it also useful for the rings?

GM: No to rings

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sad

GM: That would be Detect magic and Indentify magic

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): The magic bottle? Is that it?

GM: Yes

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): and Rothuss has Legend Lore chance

wyjyoon (Temperance): question

wyjyoon (Temperance): am i including orange in the orison

wyjyoon (Temperance): bc i kinda don't feel like it unless you need him to stab things

seyfert (Vee Barlett): well he is going to be stupid so vee would request one

MadamePsychosis: yes with read magic you can read the label on the bottle and any other magic writing you might be holding onto

wyjyoon (Temperance): fiiiinnnneee

wyjyoon (Temperance): :D

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): but make it obvious vee requested so he owes her and knows you don't like him - win win!

wyjyoon (Temperance): how much does glimber need? his wounds don't show on the ct so idk

wyjyoon (Temperance): does he still have 1 hp?

wyjyoon (Temperance): if i use 3 orisons to heal zora fully i have 4 hp leftover

wyjyoon (Temperance): i can heal vee some if i use 4 orisons

seyfert (Vee Barlett): vee would like a little healing if possible

MadamePsychosis: you don't need to spend all your spells first thing in morning

wyjyoon (Temperance): i mean... yes, but zora is at 1 hp

MadamePsychosis: she has 3 hps now - or should anyway

MadamePsychosis: she slept

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh she's at 3?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes overnight healing should be applied...

MadamePsychosis: sleep healing bob

wyjyoon (Temperance): ah

GM: sorry forgot that

Temperance's health adjusted by +3

MeLange's health adjusted by +3

Inv Zora Polasis's health adjusted by +3

Vee Barlett's health adjusted by +3

Rothuss Carder's health adjusted by +3

MeLange's health adjusted by +3

wyjyoon (Temperance): i can either do 2 orisons, 8 for zora and vee, or do 3 orisons and do 12 for each

Ruffus DeOrange's health adjusted by +3

wyjyoon (Temperance): i don't mind using 3

GM: and all done

MadamePsychosis: thx

wyjyoon (Temperance): unless you want me to save spell slots

seyfert (Vee Barlett): how much to you heal per orison?

wyjyoon (Temperance): 8 hp

seyfert (Vee Barlett): split vee's and give her 4 and ruffus 4

seyfert (Vee Barlett): she doesn't need full health

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and give zora full 8 then we're probably good to go

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so you keep a spell

wyjyoon (Temperance): ok so... 8 to zora and 4 to vee and 4 to orange?

wyjyoon (Temperance): can i do 5 to vee and 3 to orange?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): that's my suggestion yes

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sure

wyjyoon (Temperance): cool

wyjyoon (Temperance): so 8 to zora

wyjyoon (Temperance): 5 to vee

wyjyoon (Temperance): and 3 to orange

seyfert (Vee Barlett): maye he'll listen to vee now if he remains hurt :P

wyjyoon (Temperance): that one is a personal bias because i don't like him

MadamePsychosis: ehhh

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Inv Zora Polasis's health adjusted by +8

Vee Barlett's health adjusted by +5

MadamePsychosis: he did try to save you from boiling wax

wyjyoon (Temperance): is lirt good? anyone else?

Ruffus DeOrange's health adjusted by +3

seyfert (Vee Barlett): apparently once you make her mad, that's it, no second impressions

GM: Those three done

wyjyoon (Temperance): exactly, he should be glad he's getting 3

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Rothuss Carder: Thanks, Tempe. Feels a lot better now.

Temperance: I can't help you with your disappointment with not being able to stab the mage, so this is the least I can do.

Temperance: grins lightly.

Rothuss Carder: pats her hand and sighs.

Inv Zora Polasis: Thank you Temperance

Rothuss Carder: Hopefully he's learned his lesson about being a piece of crap evil human being.

Vee Barlett: He'd miss even if he tried.

Temperance: smiles brightly at Zora.

Temperance: No problem, always happy to help!

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): how is gimber - not asking for anything just wanting to know if he slept up to heavily wounded

Rothuss Carder: ignores Vee

Vee Barlett: But that do be the most passion I've seen Rothuss express about... anything. Maybe he do have strong feelin' about somethings.

Temperance: I hope so as well, though... until I see proof, my thoughts are on the doubtful side.

Temperance: About... er the mage being a "crap evil human being"

Vee Barlett: laughs

wyjyoon (Temperance): *improving from that

Vee Barlett: Alright, we ready to head down river?

Vee Barlett: Poor Mel ain't slashed anything lately.

wyjyoon (Temperance): i did want to ask about what glimber's status is

wyjyoon (Temperance): i can't find out through ct

MeLange: I'm sure it'll get made up to me

GM: Glimber is full now

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes can wait for bob to inform us first

wyjyoon (Temperance): yay

seyfert (Vee Barlett): wow he had.... no hp then total

seyfert (Vee Barlett): very squishy

Vee Barlett: OH buddy, it sure will.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): that is nice

wyjyoon (Temperance): it says he has 23 hp

wyjyoon (Temperance): on the ct

wyjyoon (Temperance): but doesn't show wounds

GM: Yeap

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh nice

GM: He is fully healed

wyjyoon (Temperance): so he healed up super fast

wyjyoon (Temperance): ?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): another mystery....

wyjyoon (Temperance): gnome thing?

Temperance: If everyone is mostly alright, shall we go?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): not that I recall so something we'll hae to try to figure out later

MeLange: i'm alright

Inv Zora Polasis: Sounds good

seyfert (Vee Barlett): maybe he has a healing ring

Vee Barlett: Yar.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): magic rings seem fashionable these days, right up there with creating armys of things from other people

Rothuss Carder: Yeah, I'm good.

wyjyoon (Temperance): we climbing into the skiff?

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 16]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Boating [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 14]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 1]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and going down river

wyjyoon (Temperance): ok cool

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Which boat am I in?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): we shuld all be in the same skiff together

seyfert (Vee Barlett): think bob is working on it and the map

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Alright

Massive stalagmites rise up from the river to meet equally large stalactites that drip down from the ceiling high above. A strange green glow emanates from a point beneath the water’s surface near the center of the grotto, illuminating much of the chamber in an eerie light.

Vee Barlett: Well that be a suspicious green.

Effect ['LIGHT: 220/240 torch;Beacon Lantern'] -> [to Vee Barlett]

Effect ['LIGHT: 220/240 torch;Beacon Lantern'] -> [to Inv Zora Polasis] [by Vee Barlett]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): map encounter b?

wyjyoon (Temperance): there are 2 melanges

wyjyoon (Temperance): or am i seeing things

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sweet! double the killing power!

wyjyoon (Temperance): nice

wyjyoon (Temperance): i'm fine with that

seyfert (Vee Barlett): i see nothing so can't confirm or deny

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): green glow? coincidence?

Rothuss Carder: Yup...

GM: fixed

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yup definitely coincidences in these camaigns

Image: Map - Encounter B

seyfert (Vee Barlett): can you ping our spot?

Temperance: Well... maybe this'll tie up some loose ends that we've been looking for.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): almost... one more

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): south from where we started

seyfert (Vee Barlett): hmm still black for me...

wyjyoon (Temperance): it helped me to click zoom to fit

GM: Vee has a lantern effect also

wyjyoon (Temperance): i had it black at first so i clicked a bunch to figure it out

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ah let me try zoom to fit, I think I'm way too zoomed out

seyfert (Vee Barlett): there we go!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): thx

wyjyoon (Temperance): yay!

wyjyoon (Temperance): happy to help

seyfert (Vee Barlett): vee has ruffus hold it so she can use two tridents

Vee Barlett: So you magic types, whatch amake of this?

wyjyoon (Temperance): i can hold a lantern too, unless you want me to do something with the freeze tag staff

Rothuss Carder: Algae?

Vee Barlett: There be bioluminescence but this ain't it.

Effect ['LIGHT: 220/240 torch;Beacon Lantern'] -> [to Ruffus DeOrange] [by Vee Barlett]

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 16]

Rothuss Carder: That's the biggest word I've ever heard you say.

Temperance: squints to see.

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Sage Knowledge, Island Kingdoms [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 10] [d20 = 20]

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 15]

Vee Barlett: 'Cause you don't listen most the time.

Temperance: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20 = 3]

Lirtimya: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 16) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 19]

Temperance: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 16]

Temperance: [SKILL] Botany [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 4]

Rothuss Carder: Not true. I listen all the time. Just in case you say something useful. Usually you don't, and I promptly forget it all.

wyjyoon (Temperance): just rolling to see what sticks at this point

GM: Anyone with Alterness?

Inv Zora Polasis: The glow is coming from beneath the water so it seems to me someone's going to have to dive in

Temperance: bites her lip to prevent herself from chuckling.

Inv Zora Polasis: Unless someone just knows what this is

seyfert (Vee Barlett): just obs on my end

wyjyoon (Temperance): i failed my obs roll

MeLange: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 1]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I have detect noise...

Vee Barlett: Yar, I was thinkin' that.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): zora says without rolling anything

wyjyoon (Temperance): nice

Vee Barlett: stands up and puts her foot on the edge of the boat ready to jump in.

Temperance: grabs her coat to stall her.

GM: Melange can roll a to hit on Vee

Shislif (MeLange): roll what?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ....ready to jump in, ready! she wasn't jumping in!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ...yet

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): hit her with your battle axe

GM: a normal attack on Vee to grab her before she jumps in

Shislif (MeLange): ah ok

wyjyoon (Temperance): she was ready to jump though, she wasn't jumping, yet?

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(16)] [d20-1 = 13]

Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Axe, Battle) [at Vee Barlett] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 10 ] [AC: 3 ] [HIT]

wyjyoon (Temperance): or is that just semantics

seyfert (Vee Barlett): well since he succeeded I'll not argue it

Shislif (MeLange): damage?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): please no lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): fair

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Vee Barlett: What??

GM: So Vee leans over, Melange GRABS her and then a stalactite FALLS from the ceiling STABBING right where Vee was going into the water

Vee Barlett: Oh. Well that could have hurt.

GM: SPLASH

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): You will not jump in the water, if we have to amputate your leg at the knee to stop you!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): LOL

MeLange: woopsie

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Good eye, Mel!

Vee Barlett: Good eye, Mel!

MeLange: Thanks, I got two of em

Vee Barlett: laughs

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Vee Barlett: Okay so if we, well me, wants to jump in, maybe not do it here?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): was very confused, thought you said "Good bye, Mel"...

User has gone AFK. (MadamePsychosis)

Vee Barlett: I can manuveur the boat if you keep an eye or two out for more of those.

Shislif (MeLange): lol me too

Vee Barlett: Looks like maybe shore nearby...

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Rothuss Carder: That was one heck of a coincidence...

There are six stone coffins within the tomb, four of which occupy alcoves set into the walls while the other two lay in the middle of the room.

Rothuss Carder: Coffins are never a good thing to find...

Temperance: And never good things to disturb.

Vee Barlett: Depends if they full or not.

Rothuss Carder: If they were empty they'd still be a shop or craftsman's hut somewhere...

Temperance: Why would there be six empty coffins within a tomb?

Vee Barlett: Nah maybe ya buy them early 'cause it a good deal and you know you'll need them eventually.

Temperance: In a cave?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): are they empty?

Vee Barlett: shrugs

Rothuss Carder: And stash them in your tomb, so when you think you're about to die you crawl down here first?

Temperance: looks doubtful.

GM: Are you getting out of the skiff and walking over oto investigate? Feel free to move your tokens

Vee Barlett: Nah, for the friends that die along the way.

Rothuss Carder: Yeah, this is one of those conversations I'll be forgetting about.

Vee Barlett: Mel, ya feelin' brave?

MeLange: about average

GM: On the other side you see a door

Vee Barlett: You got that nice buckler. You wanna check coffins or that door?

Temperance: Hopefully your buckler will come in handy if anything tries to surprise you.

MeLange: door i think

Rothuss Carder: If they're vampires see if you can cut off their heads with the shield.

MeLange: yea for sure door

seyfert (Vee Barlett): moves skiff over towards the door and disembarks behind Mel

Vee Barlett: moves skiff over towards the door and disembarks behind Mel

Shislif (MeLange): i need to roll anything?

GM: You can test the door if it is locked

Vee Barlett: Now Ruffs, ya listenin' to me? Don't put yerself in danger by chargin' things before we tell ya to, okay?

MeLange: tests the door

GM: Yes it is locked

MeLange: darn, it's locked

Vee Barlett: Ten bucks the key be in those coffins....

MeLange: guess we should go home then?

Rothuss Carder: Why are you offering deer?

Vee Barlett: Zora takin' a long piss. Might not be piss.

MeLange: deer?

Rothuss Carder: "Ten bucks"

MeLange: may as well check the coffin then righ?

Vee Barlett: Bucks be a lot of money for trophy huntin'

MeLange: goes to check the coffin

MeLange: with buckler in hand

Temperance: looks bemused by the joking but shrugs and goes along with it.

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 16]

Temperance: Do you want me to cast anything in case?

Temperance: Or are you okay checking?

Inv Zora Polasis: Maybe the mummy came from one of the coffins

GM: So Vee and Ruffus are on one side of the stream

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh we are? okay

GM: The rest are on the side with the coffins

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 14]

wyjyoon (Temperance): welp i tried

MeLange: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 12]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sorry sick mush brain is starting

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 12] [d20 = 2]

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 10]

Vee Barlett: tries to decide if this is the wise choice.

Temperance: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 2]

Temperance: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 8]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): how to tell that your players don't trust you

MeLange notes hesitation in the group

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): want her to try to pick the lock?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes

seyfert (Vee Barlett): if bob isn't about to spring something on us and it's too late

Inv Zora Polasis: goes to the door and tries to pick the locl

GM: Ok so Zora goes back across the stream to the door

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Open Locks [PERCENT:Open Locks] (vs. Target 25) [FAILURE by 31] [d100 = 56]

Inv Zora Polasis: I can't seem to get this one open

GM: So on the map you have four on the side of the stream with the door and four on the side of the stream with the coffins

Vee Barlett: So time to check the coffins? With that green glow it feels like what we lookin for is here...

GM: The skiff is on the side with the door

MeLange: Ok lets check it out then

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): what kind of door is it? stone or wood?

GM: As Zora took that back over to try the door

GM: Stone door

Temperance: Let me know if you want me to cast anything to help. Although I'm not sure what I can cast...

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): ok so no brute force

MeLange: Well let's just open this thing and see what we got

MeLange: maybe it's nothing\

Temperance: nods lightly.

Temperance: I guess you won't know until you try.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): what kind of lock is on a stone door?

Skeleton 1: Advanced Effect ['RESIST: piercing, slashing'] -> [to Skeleton 1]

Skeleton 1: Advanced Effect ['IMMUNE: charmed, paralyzed, slept, frightened, cold'] -> [to Skeleton 1]

Encounter [Skeleton], unable to find weapon [War hammer] for NPC [Skeleton 1].

Skeleton 2: Advanced Effect ['RESIST: piercing, slashing'] -> [to Skeleton 2]

Skeleton 2: Advanced Effect ['IMMUNE: charmed, paralyzed, slept, frightened, cold'] -> [to Skeleton 2]

Skeleton 4: Advanced Effect ['RESIST: piercing, slashing'] -> [to Skeleton 4]

Skeleton 4: Advanced Effect ['IMMUNE: charmed, paralyzed, slept, frightened, cold'] -> [to Skeleton 4]

Encounter [Skeleton], unable to find weapon [Sword] for NPC [Skeleton 4].

Skeleton 5: Advanced Effect ['RESIST: piercing, slashing'] -> [to Skeleton 5]

Skeleton 5: Advanced Effect ['IMMUNE: charmed, paralyzed, slept, frightened, cold'] -> [to Skeleton 5]

Encounter [Skeleton], unable to find weapon [Sword, shield] for NPC [Skeleton 5].

Skeleton 6: Advanced Effect ['RESIST: piercing, slashing'] -> [to Skeleton 6]

Skeleton 6: Advanced Effect ['IMMUNE: charmed, paralyzed, slept, frightened, cold'] -> [to Skeleton 6]

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 10]

Temperance: I'll walk over with you to see?

MeLange: slowly reaches for the coffin

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): keeps insta rolling

GM: So roll Init

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20 = 9]

Vee Barlett: [INIT] [d10 = 10]

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): annoyed

Temperance: stands a bit behind him, cautious.

Inv Zora Polasis: [INIT] [d10 = 6]

Temperance: [INIT] [d10 = 1]

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): i touch and it rolls

Lirtimya: [INIT] [d10 = 8]

Rothuss Carder: [INIT] [d10 = 2]

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh ok cool if something pops out i'm trying that staff with the magic word

Glimber Silvernose: [INIT] [MOD:Pick, Footman's] [d10+7 = 16]

GM: So just Mel

Vee Barlett: (LINK)

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): Lirt didn't take it?

wyjyoon (Temperance): i can pass it to lirt if you want me to

GM: Yes Lirt has the staff

seyfert (Vee Barlett): better with you so lirt can magic missile

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh ok nice

seyfert (Vee Barlett): okay

MeLange: [INIT] [d10 = 9]

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): just used to greedy mages with magic items

GM: Ok and so Mel is up

[TURN] MeLange

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Shislif (MeLange): roll to open the coffin?

GM: Pick one and open it

wyjyoon (Temperance): i mean lirt is with me so if i ask nicely...

GM: is a Strength check

wyjyoon (Temperance): :D

MeLange: opens the coffin

MeLange: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 18) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20 = 13]

GM: Easy,

GM: so which one counting from the far right down around the arc

Shislif (MeLange): huh?

GM: There are six coffins there

Shislif (MeLange): ohhh

GM: which one did you open

Shislif (MeLange): first one from the top

MeLange: opens it

Skeleton 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 3]

Attack [3] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack) [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 16 vs. 0 ] [AC: 16 ] [MISS]

MeLange: hey!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): we need a femur!!!

GM: and that is Mel's turn

[TURN] Vee Barlett

GM: click next

Vee Barlett: trudges over.

wyjyoon (Temperance): somehow i'm not surprised

GM: Vee is on the other side of the stream

GM: You do have the skiff over there

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ...wait what? seriously?

Vee Barlett: so we just... half got off the skiff on one side and half on the other side?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ooc

GM: Yes

seyfert (Vee Barlett): why do you tihnk we're that stupid do that??

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): it's one skeleton

GM: Some where there investigating the coffins and then for some reason some said to go investigate the door

[TURN] Undead Hand

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): we just row over

Vee Barlett: holding

GM: and I specifically said it when Zora went over to check the lock

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes yes probably did but sick mush brain did not see that

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): we can row over

[TURN] Ruffus DeOrange - [Cursed; WIS: -6 | LIGHT: 220/240 torch; Beacon Lantern; [D: 1800]]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): well that's creepy

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): what's a U?

wyjyoon (Temperance): undead hand

seyfert (Vee Barlett): undead hand

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): undead thingee

[TURN] Skeleton 4 - [(RESIST: piercing, slashing) | (IMMUNE: charmed, paralyzed, slept, frightened, cold)]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): worst thing in the zelda games, so creepy

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): cool

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh hey skeleton

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): no one opened those coffins

Skeleton 4: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 3]

Attack [3] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack) [at Temperance] [Hit-AC: 16 vs. 10 ] [AC: 16 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Glimber Silvernose - [(IFT:TYPE(bugbear, giant, gnoll, ogre, troll); AC: 4) | (Attack Matrix Adjustment; ATK: -2) | (IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1)]

[INIT] 16 : Pick, Footman's

[ROUND 2]

[TURN] Temperance

wyjyoon (Temperance): so uh...

wyjyoon (Temperance): turn undead?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): would be good

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): do they have room to run away?

wyjyoon (Temperance): um....

GM: No they do not

Vee Barlett: (LINK)

wyjyoon (Temperance): so no turn undead?

GM: They could go back into their coffins

seyfert (Vee Barlett): vee will boat over with whoever on this round

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): that would be nice

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes

wyjyoon (Temperance): turn undead?

wyjyoon (Temperance): ok trying turning undead and hope they go back to sleep

wyjyoon (Temperance): d12?

wyjyoon (Temperance): i forgot which dice

GM: d20

Temperance: [d20 = 8]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and note which coffins so we don't open those, maybe put a rock on top

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): we didn't open the ones that other things came out of

GM: What level is Temp now?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): they opened themselves

wyjyoon (Temperance): 5

seyfert (Vee Barlett): hence rock on top :)

GM: (LINK)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): although how a hand can open a stone coffin is... concerning

wyjyoon (Temperance): so... automatically turned?

GM: All of them retreat and hide in their coffins

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): opposable thumbs

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh goodbye

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Shislif (MeLange): nice

seyfert (Vee Barlett): don't give my cat one of those hands then

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Temperance: Well... as long as they don't come out again... it should be fine?

Temperance: Maybe we should put some weight on these coffins... or something.

Rothuss Carder: We got any rocks?

GM: Nothing visible

GM: the area seems fairly clean

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): to hold down a coffin?

Vee Barlett: Got the one that fell in the water.

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Light the coffins on fire?

GM: That was a piercer attacking Vee

Rothuss Carder: I'm not going in after it.

GM: These are stone coffins, why Mel had to roll a Strength check to open

seyfert (Vee Barlett): thought it was a big rock that fell from the ceiling...

Shislif (MeLange): stone heavy

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sorry fading and need meds so cannot help much with brainstorming now

seyfert (Vee Barlett): just wanted to make sure mel had something to do while he was here

GM: You are at a place where you can open coffins knowing there is undead that you already turned so you wake them up again

GM: OR deal with a locked stone door

Shislif (MeLange): yea i need to call it a night need food lol

Rothuss Carder: If any are empty, you can move the lid from an empty one onto a full one.

GM: OR you can head back to the boat and get ready to sail to Mizzen

wyjyoon (Temperance): i'm good with whatever for next session, maybe i turned them too soon, sorry friends

seyfert (Vee Barlett): no it was okay

seyfert (Vee Barlett): we can think on it this week

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): if 3 f 6 hold undead what are the odds the other 3 hold anything else

GM: Was excellent

Inv Zora Polasis: no if you didn't we'd have to fight them while opening other coffins

wyjyoon (Temperance): i remember which ones... at least 2, so i'll put in summary

GM: have a great night everyone, and a fun weekend

seyfert: night all!

Shislif (MeLange): Have a great night everyone :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): good night i sleep now. see y'all next week : )

seyfert: don't catch any germs!

wyjyoon (Temperance): already caught some

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Goodnight!

GM: new couch tomorrow, again, maybe

seyfert: don't catch more! :P

'Shislif' disconnected

MadamePsychosis: goodnight

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): bye!

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol nighty night

'wyjyoon' disconnected

'MadamePsychosis' disconnected

seyfert: hopefully the couch is free of germs, too

seyfert: night!

'seyfert' disconnected

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