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'JtomTMO' connected

BOB Howdy Jtom

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Hello

BOB How was the week?

BOB School things going ok?

JtomTMO: School things are fine

BOB Very good

JtomTMO: How was your week?

BOB It has been good, had two good shows this week for the Podcast, and "working" tomorrow by going to the Panthers hockey game to sign people up for library cards

JtomTMO: I hope the game goes well

'wyjyoon' connected

BOB It should

BOB and Hey there Wendy

'Carissa' connected

BOB and now Carissa is here

JtomTMO: Welcome Wendy and Carissa!

wyjyoon: casually releasing character :) hello friends!

wyjyoon: and hey carissa :)

Carissa: hi all! making food but will have my attention soon

wyjyoon: mm sustenance

'TMO' connected

'Lisa' connected

BOB and now TMO and Lisa are here

BOB I will go refill as everyone gets set

BOB and then we can push towards the final encounters

BOB BRB

'Spring' connected

Lisa: Hello all :)

JtomTMO: Hello!

wyjyoon: hey lisa!

BOB back

JtomTMO: Welcome back

Carissa (Vee Barlett): hi Lisa and TMO!

wyjyoon: just giving y'all a heads up before everything starts, things are slower for me technology wise. responses will have at least a 5 second delay

Carissa (Vee Barlett): okay selected character so I can show afk but will be back in a minute with food

User has gone AFK. (Carissa)

BOB No worries Wendy

Spring: Hey y'all!

Lisa: Hi Spring :)

JtomTMO: Hi

wyjyoon: hey spring!

Spring: Wow I had a pretty rough entry. I thought I was all alone in here, but it was just taking everything forever to load.

BOB Hey there Spring

Spring: I did do the updates first

BOB awesome

BOB I had a tone

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Oh, interesting. It logged me in as Rothuss. Normally I have to select the character, even if I logged out while still controlling them

BOB Yes that was the update last week

BOB New ones on top of that

TMO (Rothuss Carder): brb - prepping dinner playe

Spring: Same. I haven't chosen the Thingity in a long time

Lisa: :)

Carissa (Vee Barlett): hi spring!

<font color="#417700">Springity Thingity: jaunty wave

TMO (Rothuss Carder): back. how we all doing?

Ratbone Carder: I have cereal

Lisa: surviving

Carissa (Vee Barlett): yep, surviving

wyjyoon (Temperance): eating a bowl of ice cream

Lisa: I am becoming obsessed with Gene Hackman story to distract from other news

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Wendy wins

Lisa: crazy mystery

Lisa: yes wendy definitely wins

Spring (Ratbone Carder): Oh I forgot to check. So we still don't know the cause?

Lisa: no they ruled out carbon monoxide poisoning

Spring (Ratbone Carder): They ruled out gas leak too

TMO (Rothuss Carder): that would have been my uneducated guess

Lisa: hackman was dead for 9 days before they found him but not sure how long wife and dog were dead

Carissa (Vee Barlett): I'm not even into celebrity news and that one definitely interests me becase it's so weird the more I read

Lisa: 1 dog dead in closet and 2 roaming free and healthy for 9 days? where was their food?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): like a real life murder mystery book

Lisa: door was open when they got to home to check

Lisa: wife dead in bathroom with pills scattered around but no idea if she had taken them

Lisa: just bizarre

wyjyoon (Temperance): wow

BOB Too weird

wyjyoon (Temperance): that sounds like a murder mystery book

Lisa: yes

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh shoot that's what carissa said

wyjyoon (Temperance): i didn't even see lol

Lisa: I don't usually follow that kind of stuff but I can't help it this time

TMO (Rothuss Carder): too busy eating ice cream I bet ;)

Lisa: and is better for my sanity than world news

wyjyoon (Temperance): ;) my ice cream was lookin too good in my bowl

Vee Barlett: yuuuup

Carissa (Vee Barlett): and it's okay wendy, at least you only stole my words and not my identity

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): happy to be me :)

Lisa: lol

BOB LOL be your self, everyone else is taken

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol and thanks for making sure that made the summary, it was funny

BOB on the dark web

Lisa: lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): it made me crack up as i was putting it in, and every nugget of happiness is worth it :) esp during these crazy times

BOB Yes it is

BOB By the way what happened last week was the entire city lost internet for about 20 minutes

wyjyoon (Temperance): holy moly

TMO (Rothuss Carder): it was a tight squeeze fitting in there, I'll tell ya

Lisa: another bizarre thing

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Carissa's skin sack isn't big enough for me...

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol TMO

wyjyoon (Temperance): hopefully FG won't try that again

Carissa (Vee Barlett): wut

Carissa (Vee Barlett): is TMO a serial killer? do I need to be afraid??

Lisa: always

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lmao

TMO (Rothuss Carder): you mean you aren't already?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): .........

wyjyoon (Temperance): we're all just AI having conversations with each other

BOB LO(L

BOB Oh man

Spring (Ratbone Carder): Heh

Carissa (Vee Barlett): the dead internet theory

BOB The end of the session did end with GLimber smashing the magically glowing rock, the voice stops (that might be an issue) and there are all the bones and belongings of all the creatures that have been lured into this chamber over the many years

Carissa (Vee Barlett): becomes closer to reality each day

Carissa (Vee Barlett): .....why is the voice stopping a maybe issue??

Lisa: so we are at the looting portion of the evening?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol priorities

Lisa: if we can't hear it so the bad guys hear that it stopped

Lisa: if they are around

Lisa: I am guessing

wyjyoon (Temperance): at least we can loot the bones in temporary peace....?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): well then let's get the loot before we have a fight

wyjyoon (Temperance): emphasis on that question mark due to lisa's point about possible fighting

BOB I am all for what every you want to do

Image: Seabottom Bones

wyjyoon (Temperance): is it chuvor time?

This spherical, serpentine-tiled chamber holds a 5- . foot-diameter shaft in the center of the lower bowl. A faint glimmer of green light weakly spills over the lip of the shaft, but the source of the glow remains hidden.

The light is sufficient to backlight the silhouettes of at least half a dozen mummified bodies and skeletons that lie broken and rotting about the periphery of the shaft. The bodies and bones appear to be those of sahuagin!

Vee Barlett: Why you holdin' my hand still?

Inv Zora Polasis: It stopped.

Inv Zora Polasis: Are you okay now?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): fortunately the sea water hides my drool

BOB Yes just reminding everyone

<font color="#417700">Temperance: blinks and furrows her brows.

Vee Barlett: When was I not? You tryin' to imply somethin'?

Inv Zora Polasis: Because you were enchanted by this music

Parcel: The Singer in Darkness

Inv Zora Polasis: Glimber must have stopped it somehow

Vee Barlett: Who ain't enchanted by the sea?

Vee Barlett: Hmm, although she stopped singin'...

Ratbone Carder: Who ain't enchanted by music?

Inv Zora Polasis: Not your usual love affair

Inv Zora Polasis: This was magic obsession

<font color="#417700">Vee Barlett: rolls eyes

Inv Zora Polasis: I can see you are fine now

Vee Barlett: My love of the sea ain't obssession. It perfectly healthy.

<font color="#417700">Inv Zora Polasis: lets go of Vee

Temperance: Well, I'm glad it stopped. It could have manipulated us to do things out of our free will.

Vee Barlett: Where the little guy go anyways?

JtomTMO: Is Rothuss still out?

<font color="#417700">Glimber Silvernose: swims up out of the well

BOB Yes but he will recover in a couple of rounds

JtomTMO: Alright

<font color="#417700">Temperance: glances back at Lirtimya.

Temperance: That must have been one solid punch.

<font color="#417700">JtomTMO: Still holding Rothuss

TMO (Rothuss Carder): How many sessions in a row can Rothuss be completely out of it? ;)

<font color="#417700">Temperance: grins lightly.

JtomTMO: I guess so, I only hit him once

TMO (Rothuss Carder): you're not Lirt, son

JtomTMO: Hold on

TMO (Rothuss Carder): now ye be she

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I forgot I released her

Vee Barlett: He deserved it.

<font color="#417700">Temperance: chuckles lightly.

Vee Barlett: Anyways we gonna sit here chit chattin' or go find us some loot or things to stab?

Temperance: I'm sure he did if Lirt was the one who did the punching.

Temperance: Yes, ready when you are.

Inv Zora Polasis: Let's see what Glimber found

<font color="#417700">Inv Zora Polasis: swims up up to the chamber

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): move us or we move?

wyjyoon (Temperance): is it just me or do I not see Vee's token?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): I don't know if Vee exists on the map or someone is standing on top of her

Carissa (Vee Barlett): but, uh, yeah she's also swimming up the chamber

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): she's under Lirt and Zora

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh gotcha

<font color="#417700">Lirtimya: Will follow

Carissa (Vee Barlett): oh she is!

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 11]

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 4]

[TURN] MeLange - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): will be dead weight for Lirt to drag

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 10]

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 9]

BOB Makes it easier to grab your token without the Int on it, we will be changing that for the next map

BOB I learned how to custom color that also

Ratbone Carder: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 12] [d20 = 1]

Glimber Silvernose: There was this glowing green rock at the bottom of the well back there that was making all the music.

BOB For Glimber and Zora there is the Parcel that I dropped into the chat of the things you found in the skeletons

Glimber Silvernose: I couldn't get it out so I smashed it. Took a few tries but I think It's broken now

Temperance: Hm... interesting, a rock that could make music....

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): I see no parcels

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Note for chat: (1) Dagger +1, 36 small pearls, (1) trident +1 (!!!)

Carissa (Vee Barlett): scroll way up

Carissa (Vee Barlett): "The Singer in the Darkness"

Carissa (Vee Barlett): right before Zora tells Vee she was enchanted

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): ahh thanks

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): not my weapons

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): tempe and Lirt can arm wrestle for the magic dagger

wyjyoon (Temperance): go stab things Lirt :)

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I am stabby with

Spring (Ratbone Carder): hee!

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): witch*

wyjyoon (Temperance): *relinquishes dagger to mage*

BOB I will add it to her sheet

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): just no throwing magic dagger :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): stabby shanky witch, is she

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Yay new dagger

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Thank you Bob

'Glimber Silvernose' is at 'Moderate' encumbrance. Movebase now 30.

BOB Put the Pearls on Glimber and the Trident on Vee

TMO (Rothuss Carder): what if Rothuss wants the Trident? :D

wyjyoon (Temperance): did we get anything from our obs rolls? or was that for the looting?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): sounds good - we will have something to split with the mage for giving us all those potions

BOB That was for the looting

wyjyoon (Temperance): ok cool beans

BOB The chambers are empty except for that, all creatures great and small love the music and are enthralled

BOB it was almost a verse

wyjyoon (Temperance): i forgot what the other hall over there was

Carissa (Vee Barlett): woo for trident! (sorry cats were cat I am here)

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): so more exploring?

Spring (Ratbone Carder): werecat? who are they when not a cat?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): yup

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

<font color="#417700">Vee Barlett: leads the way for exploration

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (wait I see glimber going a way so..)

<font color="#417700">Vee Barlett: *follows Glimber

<font color="#417700">Temperance: scooches towards the back to let the stabby people go first.

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): thought glimber was facing a dead end with the well - am I wrong?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): which I very well could be

wyjyoon (Temperance): that's what i thought too....

BOB No that was the end of the spherical chambers

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh

BOB you have the one dead end also out of the large chamber

Carissa (Vee Barlett): is north also a dead end?

BOB Eventually after the looking and such you head back to 41

BOB Yes

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ok

BOB That ping is the dead end

wyjyoon (Temperance): ok

wyjyoon (Temperance): yay learning new things

Carissa (Vee Barlett): so we go here?

wyjyoon (Temperance): yep

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20 = 2]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Ranger Tracking [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 17]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): leads on

<font color="#417700">Vee Barlett: leads on

<font color="#417700">Glimber Silvernose: pokes at Rothuss gently

Glimber Silvernose: Are you going to wake up now?

BOB This widening of the fissure has been hung with a very large net-hammock, from which dangle various small bone tools, hooks, and even one or two human skulls.

<font color="#417700">Temperance: takes up the back end of the line.

BOB and yes Roth is awake now

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): all that looting took time for Rothuss to wake surely

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): yay

Vee Barlett: Anyone need a hook? Otherwise we can move on, maybe to the left.

Ratbone Carder: There he is! Wake up sleepyhead!

Rothuss Carder: What happened?

Baron K'thstraam: Advanced Effect ['Surge;Water Breath;Free Action'] -> [to Baron K'thstraam] [by Surge]

Temperance: Maybe we can take one just in case?

Ratbone Carder: Sleepy music

Lirtimya: Have a nice nap?

Temperance: It might come in handy.

Rothuss Carder: I have a headache...

<font color="#417700">Temperance: takes a hook.

Vee Barlett: Ah damn, I was enjoyin' the quiet.

<font color="#417700">Inv Zora Polasis: checks the big hammock for traps

<font color="#417700">Temperance: Lirt gave you quite the punch.

Temperance: Lirt gave you quite the punch.

Inv Zora Polasis: [TOWER] [SKILL] Find/Remove Traps [PERCENT:Find/Remove Traps] (vs. Target 45) [FAILURE by 11] [d100 = 56]

Rothuss Carder: Seriously? Lirt?

<font color="#417700">Temperance: nods lightly.

<font color="#417700">Rothuss Carder: looks askance at Lirt

Temperance: She stabs, sets things on fire, and punches the daylights out of you too.

Rothuss Carder: Really?

Lirtimya: Only took one, no wonder you're always going to sleep mid fight

BOB Updated Vee's and Lirt's sheet to account for the new magical weapons

Carissa (Vee Barlett): hope that's not foreshadowing....

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): any hammock traps?

Rothuss Carder: Well.. dang...

Vee Barlett: He good at bein' useless. We ready to move on?

Ratbone Carder: Definitely ready

Temperance: Ready when you are.

Rothuss Carder: Why can't I remember anything?

Temperance: What do you remember?

BOB Melange has your Key right?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): Vee has portal key

wyjyoon (Temperance): I thought it was Vee?

BOB Ahh ok

BOB Just trying to make sure all is in place

<font color="#417700">Rothuss Carder: thinks

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): FYI - we are expecting an ambush which means we cannot be ambushed

Rothuss Carder: I heard them talking up around the corner, then ... nothing.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ...vee does....

BOB Nice deep cut throw back Lisa

Carissa (Vee Barlett): well as your only fighter here.... don't let her bleed to death please, wendy :)

Temperance: You were mumbling about some song before you walked around the corner. Evidently the song was an enchanting one. Put you under hypnosis of some kind.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): oh wait! little guy! two fighers! woo!

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): Glimber cries silently

wyjyoon (Temperance): i will do my best to save all spell slots for healing

Carissa (Vee Barlett): he can pick ax our enemies to death, it's all good lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): but last time the dice were not in my favor

wyjyoon (Temperance): literally 1 and 2 hp - i'm still salty about it

Carissa (Vee Barlett): not saying bob is making me paranoid but am saying glimber is down to 2/3 and vee is down almost half

Rothuss Carder: Wow... really? ... Wonder if I can learn that song? Where was it coming from?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): sorry glimber is down 1/3

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): yeah we are the only ones down at the moment

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): and MeL

wyjyoon (Temperance): do you want me to heal him before we go?

wyjyoon (Temperance): or wait?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): if you're willing to spare a heal on both, dunno what you have

BOB There was the foreshadowing of what Vee saw up ahead

Carissa (Vee Barlett): just harder to heal when we're in combat

wyjyoon (Temperance): ok checking slots

wyjyoon (Temperance): i should have some left

wyjyoon (Temperance): i can do a total of 4 cure mods and 1 cure light

wyjyoon (Temperance): glaring at the 2 3rd level slots that cannot be used yet

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol been there, feel that pain

Carissa (Vee Barlett): maybe one cuure mod each?

wyjyoon (Temperance): vee then glimber? or vee and zora first then glimber?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): zora is fine

Temperance: Temperance cast a spell NOT memorized.

Temperance: [CAST] Cure Moderate Wounds

Temperance: [SAVE VS] Cure Moderate Wounds

Temperance: [HEAL] Cure Moderate Wounds [d10 = 5]

Heal [5] -> [to Vee Barlett]

Temperance: Temperance cast a spell NOT memorized.

Temperance: [CAST] Cure Moderate Wounds [at Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose: [SAVE] vs. Spell [d20 = 3]

Save [3] [Target 14] -> [for Glimber Silvernose] [vs Temperance] [TARGET-FAILED]

Temperance: [HEAL] Cure Moderate Wounds [d10 = 9]

Heal [9] -> [to Glimber Silvernose] [STATUS: Light]

wyjyoon (Temperance): wow

Glimber Silvernose: Thank you Temperance!

Carissa (Vee Barlett): nicee

Temperance: You're looking much better, both of you! Glad I could help!

Vee Barlett: It's the seawater. We ready to move?

Glimber Silvernose: Yes!

<font color="#417700">Rothuss Carder: is humming to himself, trying to recreate what he heard...

BOB This widening of the fissure has been hung with a very large net-hammock, from which dangle various small bone tools, hooks, and even one or two human skulls.

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): I did a trap check on hammock way back

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): so if something falls on us ...

Temperance: Though I didn't see it myself, Glimber said the song came from a green glowing rock deep inside a well.

BOB You had not gone into the room yet

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): or sets off an alarm

BOB But you can use that roll

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): ok we got room description so I wanted to check

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): do I want to? :)

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol up to you

Rothuss Carder: A green rock...? Weird.... *mutters to himself*

BOB So Glimber and Vee enter that chamber

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): roll private so no clue if I succeeded

BOB who is behind them?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): yeah realized you meant the roll not going in front, lol

Carissa (Vee Barlett): but only after typing, oh well

wyjyoon (Temperance): tempe can go i guess

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): rothuss and Ratbone or Zora? either way is fine with me

BOB Roth next?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Legend Lore roll to see if he can remember or deduce anything about the green glowing rock that sings enchanting songs...

BOB Or Zora

Rothuss Carder: [TOWER] [SKILL] Legend Lore (general 5%/lvl) [PERCENT:Legend Lore (general 5%/lvl)] (vs. Target 30) [FAILURE by 18] [d100 = 48]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): yes, Roth is staying in place in line, just a bit distracted mentally

BOB Ok so the Int order on the CT is the Order you are moving in

[TURN] Vee Barlett - [[TRGT: Vee Barlett]; LIGHT: 60/0 continual light | Ring of Protection +1; ROD: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; WAND: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; POISON: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; DEATH: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; STAFF: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; BREATH: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; PETRIFICATION: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; AC: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; POLYMORPH: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; SPELL: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; PARALYZATION: 1 | LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): ok

Carissa (Vee Barlett): nope not suspenseful at all

BOB Vee, Glimber, Zora, Roth, Lirt, Rat Temp

BOB Trying to make this go smoothly tonight after last week

Carissa (Vee Barlett): I hope that's all :)

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): we appreciate that

TMO (Rothuss Carder): last week =/= smooth

Carissa (Vee Barlett): I can't move icons so, uh... she keeps going

BOB Really?

BOB because of the Init thing?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): oh no because of a me thing apparently

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): really what? confused

Carissa (Vee Barlett): baron???

Vee Barlett : [Translation] Yar, who you?

<font color="#000000">Yar, who you?

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): ohh - maybe he speaks your language

wyjyoon (Temperance): it's a sahuagin with a name, nice!

BOB Vee goes past the nets and sees a VERY large, multi armed Sea Devil swiming quickly towards the group

<font color="#417700">Vee Barlett: gets ready to parry but doesn't attack yet.

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): I thought his name translates to I want to rip human skin from bones

Carissa (Vee Barlett): probably

wyjyoon (Temperance): listen, when you do the summary and all you have is #s that sometimes repeat for sahuagin, it gets confusing

Baron K'thstraam : [Translation] Who the bloody hell are you and where is the Key? I can smell it on you

<font color="#000000">Who the bloody hell are you and where is the Key? I can smell it on you

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

BOB BRB Nyrma just got home

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): good point!

Vee Barlett : [Translation] Huh. You do speak this language? Didn't expect that. And what key and why ya lookin' for it?

<font color="#000000">Huh. You do speak this language? Didn't expect that. And what key and why ya lookin' for it?

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): he wants the smelly key and asked who we were

User has gone AFK. (Lisa)

wyjyoon (Temperance): well... you have the smelly key, so... your call, i guess? are we still using it to get to lychelle?

BOB b

wyjyoon (Temperance): question of the day: where is lychelle

Baron K'thstraam : [Translation] MY key you foul air breathing tart

<font color="#000000">MY key you foul air breathing tart

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett : [Translation] Didja just call me a tart?

<font color="#000000">Didja just call me a tart?

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett : [Translation] Key to where? I'm just tryin' to find a friend.

<font color="#000000">Key to where? I'm just tryin' to find a friend.

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Baron K'thstraam : [Translation] ARRRRRGGGGGG

<font color="#000000">ARRRRRGGGGGG

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

BOB And he charges Vee

BOB She does get the first attacks

Carissa (Vee Barlett): remember se's parrying!

Carissa (Vee Barlett): oh or first attack? ok

BOB You can choose what to do

Vee Barlett: well he called her a tart so....

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20+2 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Baron K'thstraam] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 3 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

wyjyoon (Temperance): a... tart?

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20+3 = 20]

Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident +1) [at Baron K'thstraam] [Hit-AC: -5 vs. 3 ] [AC: -5 ] [HIT]

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Trident +1 [TYPE: piercing, magic (1d6+2=6)] [d6+2 = 6]

[6] -> [to Baron K'thstraam] [STATUS: Light]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): is she a watery tart handing out swords?

BOB tridents but yes

Spring (Ratbone Carder): haha

Carissa (Vee Barlett): quick questin: is a +1 trident suppose to add +1 to damage too?

BOB Yes

TMO (Rothuss Carder): cuz we can totally form a system of government out of that

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ok need to fix that

BOB and it did not

Baron K'thstraam's health adjusted by -1

BOB took that off for you

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Trident +1 [TYPE: piercing, magic (1d6+3=7)] [d6+3 = 7]

[7] -> [to Baron K'thstraam]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): just don't call her a moistened bint. them's fighting words.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): fixed!

Carissa (Vee Barlett): wait

BOB wry grin now I will go heal him for that

Carissa (Vee Barlett): is he just large or L large?

BOB Just large not L

Baron K'thstraam's health adjusted by +7

Vee Barlett : [Translation] Dude we can talk it out!

<font color="#000000">Dude we can talk it out!

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

[TURN] Glimber Silvernose - [(IFT:TYPE(bugbear, giant, gnoll, ogre, troll); AC: 4) | LIGHT: 60/0 continual light | (IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1) | [TRGT: Glimber Silvernose]; VISION: 60 infravision]

Spring (Ratbone Carder): He's large T-shirt not large monster

BOB YES

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lisa is afk

BOB hmm

BOB There she is

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): we done talking already?

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): sorry for delay

wyjyoon (Temperance): the sahuagin called her a tart and charged her

Carissa (Vee Barlett): he had a shorter temper than vee

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): thems killing words

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): ok

Glimber Silvernose: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(16)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-1 = 13]

Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Pick, Footman's) [at Baron K'thstraam] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 3 ] [AC: 3 ] [HIT]

Glimber Silvernose: [DAMAGE (M)] Pick, Footman's [TYPE: piercing (1d6+1=6)] [d6+1 = 6]

[6] -> [to Baron K'thstraam]

[TURN] Inv Zora Polasis

<font color="#417700">Glimber Silvernose: moves next to Glimber

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): - trying to leave room for others

Inv Zora Polasis: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 20]

Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Rapier) [at Baron K'thstraam] [Hit-AC: -2 vs. 3 ] [AC: -2 ] [CRITICAL HIT]

Inv Zora Polasis: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Rapier) [at Baron K'thstraam] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 3 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

Inv Zora Polasis: [DAMAGE (M)] Rapier [TYPE: piercing (1d6+1=5)] [d6+1 = 5]

[5] -> [to Baron K'thstraam] [STATUS: Moderate]

[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): given our wonky scales, is there room for Rothuss to get in there?

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): was trying to give you a spot next to Vee

TMO (Rothuss Carder): ooo, so even a Nat 1 Fumble wouldn't be a wasted shot! THANKS LISA!

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 18]

Attack [18] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Baron K'thstraam] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 3 ] [AC: 0 ] [HIT]

Rothuss Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Sabre [TYPE: slashing (1d6+1=4)] [d6+1 = 4]

[4] -> [to Baron K'thstraam]

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20-2 = 1]

Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Main-gauche (2nd Atk)) [at Baron K'thstraam] [Hit-AC: 17 vs. 3 ] [AC: 17 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Lirtimya - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): it worries me that he's still only "light" damage...

BOB Lirt cannot get in to make a melee attack

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Alright

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): he's moderate now

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): zora moderated him

Carissa (Vee Barlett): hmm it isn't updated for me but good

wyjyoon (Temperance): with that crit roll :) nice

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Is it possible to summon a lightningbolt far enough behind him it would just hit him and not us?

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): no bolts in the water

Carissa (Vee Barlett): no electricity in SALT water

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Becuase it's just line of sight 60ft

Vee Barlett: water is bad enough but definitely not SALT water

BOB Yes if you place it just right so it bounces around and does not come out of the tunnel into this chamber

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): eeeeeeek

BOB Remember it HAS to go the full length

TMO (Rothuss Carder): is it too late to retreat?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): please don't

Carissa (Vee Barlett): TMO didn't you teach your kid about electricity and water??

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I'm getting a resounding no, so I guess I will just watch everyone get stabbed a bunch

[TURN] Ratbone Carder - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

BOB So it just goes for X distance from where you cast it until it bounces off of enough walls, etc. and EVERY time it goes through someone they make a save

BOB any fails means they take full damage

Spring (Ratbone Carder): I can't move

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): it's an outdoor spell :)

BOB It is a great spell with flat walls

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): not it you're in said room

Carissa (Vee Barlett): outdoor and when we aren't in the conductive range

Ratbone Carder: I want to go arount the right side of Lirt as close to Vee as possible

BOB There Ratbone is under the hammock

[TURN] Baron K'thstraam - [(Surge; Water Breath; Free Action)]

Baron K'thstraam: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(8)] [d20+3 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Bite) [at Vee Barlett] [DEF EFFECTS +1] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 5 ] [AC: 2 ] [HIT]

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): never got a trap call so hope there were no traps

Spring (Ratbone Carder): gosh if that's as close as i can get ...

Baron K'thstraam: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(8)] [d20+3 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #1) [at Vee Barlett] [DEF EFFECTS +1] [Hit-AC: -8 vs. 5 ] [AC: -8 ] [HIT]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): rude

Baron K'thstraam: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(8)] [d20+3 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #2) [at Vee Barlett] [DEF EFFECTS +1] [Hit-AC: -3 vs. 5 ] [AC: -3 ] [HIT]

Baron K'thstraam: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #2 [TYPE: slashing,magic +2 (1d3+7=9)] [d3+7 = 9]

[9] -> [to Vee Barlett] [STATUS: Heavy]

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): ouch

Baron K'thstraam: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #1 [TYPE: slashing,magic +2 (1d3+7=9)] [d3+7 = 9]

[9] -> [to Vee Barlett]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): how did he hit her with a 6???

Baron K'thstraam: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(8)] [d20+3 = 23]

Attack [23] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Rake #1) [at Glimber Silvernose] [Hit-AC: -15 vs. 8 ] [AC: -15 ] [CRITICAL HIT]

Baron K'thstraam: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(8)] [d20+3 = 20]

Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Rake #1) [at Glimber Silvernose] [Hit-AC: -12 vs. 8 ] [AC: -12 ] [HIT]

Baron K'thstraam: [DAMAGE (M)] Rake #1 [TYPE: slashing,magic +2 (1d6+7=12)] [d6+7 = 12]

[12] -> [to Glimber Silvernose] [STATUS: Moderate]

Baron K'thstraam: [DAMAGE (M)] Rake #1 [TYPE: slashing,magic +2 (1d6+7=10)] [d6+7 = 10]

[10] -> [to Glimber Silvernose] [STATUS: Critical]

Baron K'thstraam: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(8)] [d20+3 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Rake #2) [at Inv Zora Polasis] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 8 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): that's some freaking rake

Baron K'thstraam: [DAMAGE (M)] Rake #2 [TYPE: slashing,magic +2 (1d6+7=11)] [d6+7 = 11]

[11] -> [to Inv Zora Polasis] [STATUS: Moderate]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): seriously but glad he got that nice roll for healing before this

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): ok this is fun

wyjyoon (Temperance): i second that

wyjyoon (Temperance): the healing not the.... ok maybe both?

BOB all done for the round

[TURN] Temperance - [LIGHT: 60/0 continual light | LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

wyjyoon (Temperance): um ok, no rolling a skill and then moving right

TMO (Rothuss Carder): basically, we need to flee. He hits with a freaking FOUR

Carissa (Vee Barlett): correct

Carissa (Vee Barlett): to wendy

wyjyoon (Temperance): uhh... are y'all planning to retreat

Carissa (Vee Barlett): not vee

wyjyoon (Temperance): if so i can move out the way

Carissa (Vee Barlett): she big mad now

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): we have to kill him - where are we running to?

wyjyoon (Temperance): ok

Carissa (Vee Barlett): he'll just hit us as we run anyways

Carissa (Vee Barlett): so we instead hope sharif magically appear right about... NOW

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ......or NOW

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): bind wounds is all we ask :)

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol yes

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (NOW?...no?)

wyjyoon (Temperance): bob if i move to the entrance of the chamber can i still see what's coming from behind?

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): chants Sharif Sharif Sharif

Carissa (Vee Barlett): oh! chant!

Carissa (Vee Barlett): chant for tempe

wyjyoon (Temperance): or that too

wyjyoon (Temperance): sure why not

BOB and add that effect to them all

Temperance: Temperance cast a spell NOT memorized.

BOB remember to include the negative to the Baron

Temperance: Temperance cast a spell NOT memorized.

Temperance: [CAST] Chant

Effect ['Chant(Friendly);ATK: 1;DMG: 1;SAVE: 1'] -> [to Lirtimya] [by Temperance]

Effect ['Chant(Friendly);ATK: 1;DMG: 1;SAVE: 1'] -> [to Ratbone Carder] [by Temperance]

Effect ['Chant(Friendly);ATK: 1;DMG: 1;SAVE: 1'] -> [to Vee Barlett] [by Temperance]

Effect ['Chant(Friendly);ATK: 1;DMG: 1;SAVE: 1'] -> [to Rothuss Carder] [by Temperance]

Effect ['Chant(Friendly);ATK: 1;DMG: 1;SAVE: 1'] -> [to Inv Zora Polasis] [by Temperance]

Effect ['Chant(Friendly);ATK: 1;DMG: 1;SAVE: 1'] -> [to Glimber Silvernose] [by Temperance]

Effect ['Chant(Friendly);ATK: 1;DMG: 1;SAVE: 1'] -> [to MeLange] [by Temperance]

Effect ['Chant(Enemy);ATK: -1;DMG: -1;SAVE: -1'] -> [to Baron K'thstraam] [by Temperance]

wyjyoon (Temperance): did i cast on everyone

wyjyoon (Temperance): i did mel too just in case

[TURN] MeLange - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light | Chant(Friendly); ATK: 1; DMG: 1; SAVE: 1]

[ROUND 2]

[TURN] Vee Barlett - [[TRGT: Vee Barlett]; LIGHT: 60/0 continual light | Ring of Protection +1; ROD: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; WAND: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; POISON: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; DEATH: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; STAFF: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; BREATH: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; PETRIFICATION: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; AC: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; POLYMORPH: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; SPELL: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; PARALYZATION: 1 | LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light | Chant(Friendly); ATK: 1; DMG: 1; SAVE: 1]

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+4 = 22]

Attack [22] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident +1) [at Baron K'thstraam] [Hit-AC: -7 vs. 3 ] [AC: -7 ] [HIT]

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+3 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Baron K'thstraam] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 3 ] [AC: 7 ] [MISS]

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Trident +1 [EFFECTS +1] [TYPE: piercing, magic (1d6+4=8)] [d6+4 = 8]

[8] -> [to Baron K'thstraam] [STATUS: Heavy]

[TURN] Glimber Silvernose - [(IFT:TYPE(bugbear, giant, gnoll, ogre, troll); AC: 4) | LIGHT: 60/0 continual light | (IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1) | [TRGT: Glimber Silvernose]; VISION: 60 infravision | Chant(Friendly); ATK: 1; DMG: 1; SAVE: 1]

Glimber Silvernose: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(16)] [ENC: Moderate] [EFFECTS +1] [d20 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Pick, Footman's) [at Baron K'thstraam] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 3 ] [AC: 8 ] [MISS]

Vee Barlett : [Translation] Ya ready to stop bein' dumb and talk?

<font color="#000000">Ya ready to stop bein' dumb and talk?

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

[TURN] Inv Zora Polasis - [Chant(Friendly); ATK: 1; DMG: 1; SAVE: 1]

BOB Hitting AC Negative 7 for Vee is very impressive

TMO (Rothuss Carder): woo!

Inv Zora Polasis: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Rapier) [at Baron K'thstraam] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 3 ] [AC: 2 ] [HIT]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): as I said BIG MAD

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I'd be more likely to roll a -7 than hit a -7...

Inv Zora Polasis: [DAMAGE (M)] Rapier [EFFECTS +1] [TYPE: piercing (1d6+2=5)] [d6+2 = 5]

[5] -> [to Baron K'thstraam]

[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light | Chant(Friendly); ATK: 1; DMG: 1; SAVE: 1]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): trying again

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 14]

Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Baron K'thstraam] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 3 ] [AC: 4 ] [MISS]

BOB So close

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20-1 = 18]

Attack [18] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Main-gauche (2nd Atk)) [at Baron K'thstraam] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 3 ] [AC: 0 ] [HIT]

Rothuss Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Main-gauche (2nd atk) [EFFECTS +1] [TYPE: slashing (1d4+1=5)] [d4+1 = 5]

[5] -> [to Baron K'thstraam]

[TURN] Lirtimya - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light | Chant(Friendly); ATK: 1; DMG: 1; SAVE: 1]

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): heavily wounded - he probably needs a morale check ;)

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): maybe he wants to run away

BOB 3 extra points of damage to him because of the chant so far

BOB grins with Lisa

Carissa (Vee Barlett): yup definitely needs a morale check

Carissa (Vee Barlett): maybe he wants to talk again

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I don't think there's anything I can do, you got this!

Carissa (Vee Barlett): or at least roll if we sliced off an arm

[TURN] Ratbone Carder - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light | Chant(Friendly); ATK: 1; DMG: 1; SAVE: 1]

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): any other spell tries would be nice

Parcel: K'thstraam's Quiet Place

Ratbone Carder: Summon Swarm

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): someone is going into negs this round

BOB For Ratbone exploring the hammock

Carissa (Vee Barlett): even a cantrip

Ratbone Carder: Tried to use 'Summon Swarm' but has no uses left.

Ratbone Carder: [CAST] Summon Swarm

Ratbone Carder: [SAVE VS] Summon Swarm

Carissa (Vee Barlett): to distract or something

BOB ok

Spring (Ratbone Carder): Um, I have no uses left?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): if cantrip - a big specific one

BOB grabbing that spell fo ryou Spring

Carissa (Vee Barlett): note for chat: 1 gold ring, 10 small pearls

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): I like a swarm

Carissa (Vee Barlett): but does it attack same round?

: Summon Swarm

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I'll try a cantrip, but last couple times haven't really done anything

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): probably not but still is good

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): yeah especially in combat can't just say cantrip

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): Bob might be persuaded if cantrip is specific

Carissa (Vee Barlett): this is when you brainstorm with lisa the mage queen for ideas :)

BOB So for Spring

BOB Ratbone does summon a swarm of little crabs that visicously attack the Sea Devil

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): not god with underwater shark boy fears

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): give him crabs Spring!

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ooooh nice

Spring (Ratbone Carder): hee! little crabs!

Carissa (Vee Barlett): LOL

Ratbone Carder: [DAMAGE] Summon Swarm [EFFECTS +1] [TYPE: piercing (1d4+2=4)] [d4+2 = 4]

[TURN] Baron K'thstraam - [(Surge; Water Breath; Free Action) | Chant(Enemy); ATK: -1; DMG: -1; SAVE: -1]

BOB There is a swarm around him, if he fights them he takes 1 HP if he ignores them he takes 1d4+5 points

BOB Starting next round

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Noice!

Rothuss Carder: Nice one, Sis!

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): can you make lightning bolt sounds behind him? does lightning make sounds? that is scary

Rothuss Carder: Imagine the fun we could have had with that back in the village!

Carissa (Vee Barlett): hopefully distracts him

wyjyoon (Temperance): thunder sounds?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): wait let lirt go before him

Ratbone Carder: Heh, I learned that one from a hermit while I was away

Rothuss Carder: Not a hermit crab, was it?

Ratbone Carder: ha!

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): just trying to think of a small spell but one that might distract - anyone else have ideas?

Baron K'thstraam : [Translation] DIE YOU AIR BREATHING TART

<font color="#000000">DIE YOU AIR BREATHING TART

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett : [Translation] YOU FIRST

<font color="#000000">YOU FIRST

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Baron K'thstraam: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(8)] [EFFECTS -1] [d20+5 = 18]

Attack [18] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Vee Barlett] [DEF EFFECTS +1] [Hit-AC: -10 vs. 5 ] [AC: -10 ] [HIT]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): so no lirt

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I lost all spells thanks to Lirt. None of them are offensive anyways though

Baron K'thstraam: [DAMAGE (M)] Trident [EFFECTS -1] [TYPE: piercing, magic +3,magic +2 (1d10+9=13)] [d10+9 = 13]

[13] -> [to Vee Barlett] [STATUS: Critical]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): i want his trident

Baron K'thstraam: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(8)] [EFFECTS -1] [d20+2 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #1) [at Glimber Silvernose] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 8 ] [AC: 2 ] [HIT]

Spring (Ratbone Carder): i would have used spectral hand but no further spells to use it to attack with

Baron K'thstraam: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #2 [EFFECTS -1] [TYPE: slashing,magic +2 (1d3+6=8)] [d3+6 = 8]

Effect ['Unconscious;DMGO:1'] -> [to Glimber Silvernose]

[8] -> [to Glimber Silvernose] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 3] [STATUS: Dying (-3)]

Baron K'thstraam: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(8)] [EFFECTS -1] [d20+2 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #2) [at Inv Zora Polasis] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 8 ] [AC: 3 ] [HIT]

Baron K'thstraam: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #2 [EFFECTS -1] [TYPE: slashing,magic +2 (1d3+6=9)] [d3+6 = 9]

[9] -> [to Inv Zora Polasis] [STATUS: Heavy]

[TURN] Temperance - [LIGHT: 60/0 continual light | LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): good not dead yet shark boy

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ok since lirt held she can bind glimber wounds then before end round

wyjyoon (Temperance): i'm still chanting so i can't do anything else besides right?

Baron K'thstraam: Done because he gave up attacks to hit Vee with that Trident

Baron K'thstraam: BUT

Baron K'thstraam: do not go Temp

wyjyoon (Temperance): ok

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): took extra crab dmg

Carissa (Vee Barlett): she wants that tridenttttt

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

Baron K'thstraam: No extra crab damage yet

wyjyoon (Temperance): ok clicking done

wyjyoon (Temperance): si?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): come on just give it to him - he deserves it

[TURN] MeLange - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light | Chant(Friendly); ATK: 1; DMG: 1; SAVE: 1]

Baron K'thstraam: Ok now Temp can go

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ok but again... did lirt hold and can she save glimber before we move to next round?

wyjyoon (Temperance): huh?

Baron K'thstraam: Yes to Lirt

Carissa (Vee Barlett): he ran away???

Baron K'thstraam: No

Carissa (Vee Barlett): oh no

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): no

Baron K'thstraam: well

Carissa (Vee Barlett): it's just me having problems doing regular stuff like clicking the laptop again

TMO (Rothuss Carder): he keeps disappearing when I stop selecting my charaacter.

wyjyoon (Temperance): can't move icon :(

Carissa (Vee Barlett): yeah I tihnk it shows me other characers views when we go through the list?

wyjyoon (Temperance): sad days

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I can try to grab Glimber, but won't that give attacks of opportunity?

BOB So we finished with the Baron and him unleashing things on Vee with his magical trident

Carissa (Vee Barlett): you can bind but not move him this round

Carissa (Vee Barlett): just say you're binding

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (and spring unleashing crabs on him)

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Okay, can I do that then Bob?

BOB Lirt can move and bind

BOB and is there with Glimber

<font color="#417700">Lirtimya: will move over to Glimber and bind his wounds

BOB and now Temp can go

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): why didn't we give him the portal key? lol

BOB if she has options

Carissa (Vee Barlett): because vee asked why and he didn't like being asked why

wyjyoon (Temperance): um.... my only options are spells

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): tempe is chanting

Carissa (Vee Barlett): you can't cast a new spell while you chant

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): can't do anything else

wyjyoon (Temperance): but good news, i got one extra slot of 2nd level spells

BOB very true

Carissa (Vee Barlett): you can chant and move cloer carefully or stay where you are and chant

wyjyoon (Temperance): i miscounted

Vee Barlett: OR stop chanting and do something else

Carissa (Vee Barlett): but uh.... chanting is nice

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): I think we need every bonus or neg we can get

BOB Remember every hit on him is doing +1 damage because of the chant

Carissa (Vee Barlett): yes don't overthink it

wyjyoon (Temperance): well, i can keep chanting near the door way, or stop and move to heal glimber

Carissa (Vee Barlett): no to glimber

Carissa (Vee Barlett): he'll be walking wounded anyways

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): no to glimber

wyjyoon (Temperance): ok then chanting

wyjyoon (Temperance): thanks for the help :) always good to discuss

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): not if she hit him this round but not worth losing the chant

wyjyoon (Temperance): ok

wyjyoon (Temperance): sounds gucci

<font color="#417700">Temperance: stands near the entrance and continues to chant.

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): chants crab damage crab damage crab damage

Carissa (Vee Barlett): or double trident hit by vee this time...

Carissa (Vee Barlett): are we waiting at melange because sharif is sneaking on??

wyjyoon (Temperance): chanting crab damage double trident hit no lightning bolts please

BOB I was making sure you were all set

[ROUND 3]

[TURN] Vee Barlett - [[TRGT: Vee Barlett]; LIGHT: 60/0 continual light | Ring of Protection +1; ROD: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; WAND: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; POISON: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; DEATH: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; STAFF: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; BREATH: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; PETRIFICATION: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; AC: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; POLYMORPH: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; SPELL: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; PARALYZATION: 1 | LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light | Chant(Friendly); ATK: 1; DMG: 1; SAVE: 1]

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): oh sure we're just peachy

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+3 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Baron K'thstraam] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 3 ] [AC: 0 ] [HIT]

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+4 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident +1) [at Baron K'thstraam] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 3 ] [AC: 8 ] [MISS]

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Trident [EFFECTS +1] [TYPE: piercing (1d6+3=6)] [d6+3 = 6]

[6] -> [to Baron K'thstraam] [STATUS: Critical]

GM: [DAMAGE] Ongoing damage [TYPE: untyped (1=1)] [ = 1]

[1] -> [to Glimber Silvernose] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 4] [STATUS: Dying (-4)]

[TURN] Glimber Silvernose - [(IFT:TYPE(bugbear, giant, gnoll, ogre, troll); AC: 4) | LIGHT: 60/0 continual light | (IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1) | [TRGT: Glimber Silvernose]; VISION: 60 infravision | Chant(Friendly); ATK: 1; DMG: 1; SAVE: 1 | Unconscious; DMGO:1]

[TURN] Inv Zora Polasis - [Chant(Friendly); ATK: 1; DMG: 1; SAVE: 1]

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lost zora

Carissa (Vee Barlett): please kill him.....

Inv Zora Polasis: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Rapier) [at Baron K'thstraam] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 3 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): crabs crabs crabs

[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light | Chant(Friendly); ATK: 1; DMG: 1; SAVE: 1]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): third times the charm

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Baron K'thstraam] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 3 ] [AC: 3 ] [HIT]

Rothuss Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Sabre [EFFECTS +1] [TYPE: slashing (1d6+2=6)] [d6+2 = 6]

[6] -> [to Baron K'thstraam]

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20-1 = 0]

Attack [0] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Main-gauche (2nd Atk)) [at Baron K'thstraam] [Hit-AC: 18 vs. 3 ] [AC: 18 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

[TURN] Lirtimya - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light | Chant(Friendly); ATK: 1; DMG: 1; SAVE: 1]

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Am I in melee range?

BOB yes

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): with 16 pts - back it up I would think

Carissa (Vee Barlett): does crabs do damage on ratbone round> and can we let sharif go before baron? :P

BOB Yes on Ratbone Init

'Shislif' connected

BOB and No to Sharif going this round

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Well if I back up that's an attack of opportunity, if I attack I can just auto hit, I have flaming hands

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): burn him

Carissa (Vee Barlett): if you can burn him and not hit us, perfect

Carissa (Vee Barlett): at the lease vee is at 2 hp so she can't take collatoral

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): what is that burning sensation Baron? Crabs or something else entirely?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Can I Bob?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lmao lisa

wyjyoon (Temperance): mm boiled shark

TMO (Rothuss Carder): can you burn him and not the crabs?

BOB Yes to Lirt

BOB sorty

BOB sorry thought you were doing it

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): So I can burn him an no one else?

BOB and No to not burning the crabs

BOB They are swarming him

BOB Howdy Sharif

Carissa (Vee Barlett): so...hold and let crabs go THEN burn

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): so hold Lirt until they give him smg

Spring (Ratbone Carder): hi Dharif!

MeLange: hi everyone!

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): Hey!!!!!!

Spring (Ratbone Carder): Shhhharif!

wyjyoon (Temperance): hey sharif!

Carissa (Vee Barlett): hi sharif! super glad ot see you!

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Hello!

Shislif (MeLange): ooc

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Alright, I'll hold and let the crabs attack

Shislif (MeLange): thanks glad I got off early today lol

[TURN] Ratbone Carder - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light | Chant(Friendly); ATK: 1; DMG: 1; SAVE: 1]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Hi!

Spring (Ratbone Carder): I am telling the swarm who to gang up on

[TURN] Baron K'thstraam - [(Surge; Water Breath; Free Action) | Chant(Enemy); ATK: -1; DMG: -1; SAVE: -1]

BOB They have 15 total hit points betwen Zora, Vee, and Glimber right now, who are the front line fighters at the moment

Baron K'thstraam: [CAST] Safe Haven

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): glimber is unconscious - he is in negs

GM: [d4 = 2]

Baron K'thstraam's health adjusted by -7

Carissa (Vee Barlett): baron went before lirt and rat?

BOB So Ratbone has the crabs swarm and attack the Sea Devil

BOB They do 7 points of damage

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): you keep not respecting the holds

BOB he activates someone on the trident

Carissa (Vee Barlett): rat did crabs then lirt was going to burn BEFORE he went

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): Lirt was going to go before him but after crabs

BOB The crabs go on the Baron's Int

Carissa (Vee Barlett): you said rat init which is why lirt hel

BOB So Lirt can go now

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): sigh

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): he's gone now

BOB Rat was tellign the swarm to attack the Baron

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Yeah you said ratbone's init

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): calling his army

Carissa (Vee Barlett): mel can chase him

Carissa (Vee Barlett): vee needs healing

BOB They attacked the Baron on the Baron's turn

BOB Lirt was waiting until after the crabs went

BOB Correct?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Yeah because you said they go on Ratbone's turn when we asked when the crabs go

Shislif (MeLange): there are crabs?

BOB OR did Lirt want to go before the crabs went

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Yes but earlier you said the crabs went on Rat init which is why Lirt held. Not sure it matters and not anymore

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): yes not realizing that crabs go on Baron and not Ratbone

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): so you got us

Spring (Ratbone Carder): Previously you had said the crabs go on Ratbone's init so they planned accordingly

BOB I said that he takes damage from the Crabs on his Init

Carissa (Vee Barlett): probably better to let the crabs keep swamming him even as he runs

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): so where are we now?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Yes, this way we still have the Burning Hands for later use

BOB That allows Rat to move them on her Init

BOB sigh

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Alright, let's just continue

Ratbone Carder: as you like.

BOB Does Lirt want to go before the crabs? or after?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): it looks like he ran away though so couldn't go after and cast

Carissa (Vee Barlett): crabs should still be on him and hurting him even as he runs

wyjyoon (Temperance): baron cast something called "safe haven" not sure if that's a spell or what

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Then I won't, crabs will stay on him

BOB OK fine I was wrong

BOB There he is attack him

Carissa (Vee Barlett): bob was married to his story, we were married to burning crabs :)

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

BOB I miss typed the second time

BOB so I will suffer

BOB just roll the burning hands

Spring (Ratbone Carder): I am married to my pillow, having a really hard time staying awake

Carissa (Vee Barlett): I'd feel bad but.... Vee is at 2 HP so...

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol Spring

BOB is Lirt doing the Burning Hands?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): and Glimber is... less

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Yes I'm getting there

Lirtimya: Lirtimya cast a spell NOT memorized.

Lirtimya: [CAST] Burning Hands

Lirtimya: [SAVE VS] Burning Hands [HALF ON SAVE]

BOB Vee make your save

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): it was burning if vee wasn't in the range

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): if Baron calls somone on his trident we're pretty much toast anyway

Baron K'thstraam: [SAVE] vs. Spell [EFFECTS -1] [d20-1 = 6]

Save [6] [Target 13] -> [for Baron K'thstraam] [FAILURE]

BOB Burnign Hands is a 120 degree arc

BOB you are standing right next thim him

Vee Barlett: [SAVE] vs. Spell [EFFECTS +2] [d20+2 = 7]

Save [7] [Target 14] -> [for Vee Barlett] [FAILURE]

BOB I tried to save you

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): When I asked you said just the crabs

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): omg

Carissa (Vee Barlett): and we tried to verify

BOB I said the Crabs too

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): what's the dmg?

Baron K'thstraam's health adjusted by +10

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): 1d3+10

Carissa (Vee Barlett): if she's dead I'm done, I know we're cranky from all this miscommunication but

Carissa (Vee Barlett): she's dead

Inv Zora Polasis: oh no no no no no

BOB I tried very hard to not let the damage happen

Lirtimya: We asked and you said no

Carissa: Ok stop for a second

Shislif (MeLange): Vee?

Carissa: Ok stop for s econd.

Carissa: You did not. You tried to tell us you said something you did not.

Carissa: We tried to verify earlier if burning hands would hit others and got not answer.

Carissa: That is not rying hard.

Carissa: That is going too fast and no one listening to anyone.

Shislif (MeLange): Thankfully I'm here pretty late so I'll stay out of it

BOB The first time I said the crabs damaged the Baron on his Init, the second time I said they damaged him on Rat's Init

BOB So I went with what everyone wanted and on Rat's Init

Carissa: And we asked about burning hands arc. Never got an answer. Then being told okay is that what you're doing? With giving an answer.

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): we ok'd the burning hands based on the premise there would be no colateral dmg

BOB You asked if the crabs would be burned and I said yes

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): No we asked if anyone would be

BOB Burning Hands is a 120 degree arc

Carissa: Right now you're at the spot of deciding is it better to prove us wrong and let this go and I'm done playing? Or do we back up a minute and we ALL (us included) stop trying to say who is right and wrong?

BOB Tell me

BOB I will tell you what I saw and think then you can tell me what you think

Carissa: I'm saying that, and others can tell me right or wrong, if we got the answer that Vee would get hit, she would not cast.

Carissa: But she wasn't told so she did cast it.

BOB fine I will not talk and listen

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): If I had been answered when I asked if it would hit anyone and you answered yes I would not have cast, but all you wrote is that the crabs would be

Carissa: What I saw was you not trying to save Vee, but trying to hurry this along for story points. Because again, we weren't told burning hands would hit Vee. I thought you wanted bad guy to live for story reasons.

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Lirt did ask if she could burn him and no one else, but an answer was not given, so she went ahead, is what it looks like to me in the logs.

TMO (Rothuss Carder): my guess is the question was missed in the flurry of chat

BOB So everyone is in agreement that I DID NOT say that no one else woudl be hit by the Burning Hands

Shislif (MeLange): Maybe we need a mediator of some sort?

Carissa: If you did it went too fast and we missed it

Shislif (MeLange): ohhh an ai mediator

Carissa: Like you missed it with the Rat Init and us getting confused there

Carissa: You know us, Bob. None of us would agree to something that kills another PC. We'd speak up and ask if that's what they really wanted. Hopefully hit the pause button.

BOB and I did not allow a PC to die

BOB But you insisted that I stop and go back

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): just posted the chat

BOB To let Lirt go

Lisa: looked to me that Bob you told Lirt no one would get hit

Lisa: posted it in Discord

Lisa: JTom asked - can I BoB and you said yes to Lirt

Lisa: the TMO asked about the crabs

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I think maybe best solution is to go back to original scenario, with Lirt realizing flames would hit friends and not firing it.

BOB I am ok with that

BOB I had it so she never did it

Carissa: Ok. Thank you. We can step back for a few minutes if we need to, too. Because this is tense and we're all tense.

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I do not care that much about going let's just roll it back

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Lirt, you need to figure out how to cast that spell with your hands held vertically, so it's not a horizontal 120 degrees...

BOB So we are back to what I had happen

Carissa: Let him run and let Mel run afer him

wyjyoon (Temperance): i'll be right back guys, i need another bowl of ice cream

TMO (Rothuss Carder): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): let tempe do all her chanting

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): That's what I thought I was doing, I assumed just hold the cone at a different angle

BOB So the Baron took the damage from the Crabs

User has gone AFK. (wyjyoon)

BOB and then activated something on the Trident

BOB and disapeared

TMO (Rothuss Carder): can I toss my grenade through his portal after him?

Carissa: poof? or ran?

BOB Lirt at a minimum would understand that is a Teleport type spell

Lisa: so a teleport?

Lisa: lol

BOB Temp would understand it to be a Contingency spell

Shislif (MeLange): that would be cool Tmo

BOB You can both make a Wis or Int check

Lisa: collateral damage happens with horseshoes and hand grenades

Lisa: wendy is afk

BOB nods

Lisa: Lirt can roll

BOB Lirt can check

Shislif (MeLange): silly collateral damage has to ruin everything

wyjyoon (Temperance): i'm here

Lirtimya: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20 = 6]

Lisa: lol Sharif

BOB and Temp can make her Wis

Temperance: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20 = 6]

Lisa: stabbing is so much cleaner

Carissa: anything is cleaner then crabs

BOB So taking a moment to confer, Lirt knows Teleport can work on anywhere on this plane, so could be anywhere no telling, Temp can tell that it is likely within 2 miles because that is the typical range of such things on the priest side

Lisa: lol

BOB But the guess is since this is his nest and he left here, that means he is not in the caverns anymore

Lisa: so all of that for ... nothing

Shislif (MeLange): sorry doggy accident gotta brb

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

TMO (Rothuss Carder): not dying is good enough for me! :)

BOB You got the XP

Carissa (Vee Barlett): maybe something behind him

Lisa: well yes but goal is not satisfied

Carissa (Vee Barlett): bet he's final boss for third act

Carissa (Vee Barlett): he still wants his key

Lisa: shark boys will keep attacking the island?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): next time I'll have my tenser's floating disc and then I'll SHOW HIM!!

Lisa: frisbee him

Carissa (Vee Barlett): i wonder if I roll it in feces if he'll be able to smell it anymore

wyjyoon (Temperance): magic carpet frisbee

Rothuss Carder: How's Glimber?

Lisa: like Rothus last session

Lisa: out like a light

Lisa: lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): i'm assuming i stopped chanting with that wisdom roll

Carissa (Vee Barlett): yeah but this one I feel bad about :P

Vee Barlett: Gonna let Mel take point once he back. Think me arm wants to fall off.

Lisa: so we go look and see if his chamber is ahead

BOB You are in his nest chamber

BOB You stopped the music and he came back to investigate

Glimber Silvernose: cant get typing off

Carissa (Vee Barlett): he wasn't enchanted by the music...?

BOB apparently not

<font color="#417700">Vee Barlett: motions for someone else to lead

Rothuss Carder: He must have been tone deaf

Rothuss Carder: I can go first if you want.

Inv Zora Polasis: We'll follow MeL

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): wait - Rothuss never got hit?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): ok

BOB Nope nor Rathbone

TMO (Rothuss Carder): nope

Carissa (Vee Barlett): nope and mel is afk so once mel is back let him go front :P

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): sorry didn't realize he wasn't getting slammed like the restof us

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I'm too charming, apparently

wyjyoon (Temperance): it was his four leaf clover dice

wyjyoon (Temperance): some lucky charms

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): we will limp along behind you :)

<font color="#417700">Rothuss Carder: tries to whistle underwater while he leads down the passage, curious if it will work or not.

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): wait - Rothuss never got hit?

<font color="#417700">Inv Zora Polasis: pulls Glimber along in the water sadly

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): sorry for weird paste thing accident

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): I have no control sometimes

BOB chuckles

<font color="#417700">Temperance: moves along with the group, waiting for the right time to patch people up.

TMO (Rothuss Carder): It has probably been a hell of a week for everyone. You're allowed a few slips of the finger.

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): thank you :)

Carissa (Vee Barlett): and a few drinks

[TURN] Vee Barlett - [[TRGT: Vee Barlett]; LIGHT: 60/0 continual light | Ring of Protection +1; ROD: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; WAND: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; POISON: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; DEATH: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; STAFF: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; BREATH: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; PETRIFICATION: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; AC: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; POLYMORPH: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; SPELL: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; PARALYZATION: 1 | LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light | Chant(Friendly); ATK: 1; DMG: 1; SAVE: 1]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): no thanks, alcohol affects me in the stereotypical way: I get happy for a bit, then depressed for a bit. And I HATE being depressed.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): i cannot move it againnn

BOB Does Lirt want to go Before Zora and Glimber? or after them?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): but she follows the others but near the back

Shislif (MeLange): back, sorry bout that

TMO (Rothuss Carder): quite alright, the lead is yours. *bows him on*

BOB So the CT shows the marching order and Init order changed

Shislif (MeLange): cool

BOB This portion of the rocky fissure appears unremarkable. However, the temperature of the water is noticeable even warmer here than the already abnormally high ambient temperature.

MeLange: This place is unremarkable yall

Rothuss Carder: Hope it doesn't get too hot. I don't think we can sweat to cool off down here.

MeLange: hot and unremarkable

Rothuss Carder: Why are you remarking on how unremarkable this place is?

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol quotes

MeLange: just trying to make conversation excuse me

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

Rothuss Carder: Ah, I thought maybe you were practicing for a job as a tour guide or something.

MeLange: Don't take it personally if I fart in your general direction Roth

Temperance: Welcome to your latest tourist attraction - where you can both be hot and unremarkable!

wyjyoon (Temperance): ooc

wyjyoon (Temperance): but ok

Rothuss Carder: Dude, everyone takes it personally when you fart. You need some fiber in your diet.

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

MeLange: actually I think it's because I eat TOO much fiber

MeLange: keeps things moving you know

Rothuss Carder: Then eat some potatos or something.

MeLange: Do potatoes make farts smell good?

MeLange: News to me

Rothuss Carder: Can't make it any worse.

[TURN] MeLange - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

MeLange: right or left?

Rothuss Carder: Right

MeLange: darn right

MeLange: does this end on the left here?

MeLange: so right again then?

Rothuss Carder: You said left first, so left.

MeLange: ok lets go left but I think it's a dead end

MeLange: on nevermind

MeLange: oh

Rothuss Carder: What can I say, I'm a genius.

MeLange: let's keep going this way then geniu

TMO (Rothuss Carder): (watch out for whirlpools)

Shislif (MeLange): I'll try!

TMO (Rothuss Carder): when things start going Rothuss' way, it's about to get Bad

<font color="#417700">MeLange: keeps going

Shislif (MeLange): lol

TMO (Rothuss Carder): The original Bad Luck Bard

Shislif (MeLange): I like it when Bob moves for us

TMO (Rothuss Carder): It keeps him out of trouble

BOB The termination of this length of tunnel holds a motherlode of the strange serpentine carvings. Many have obviously already been removed, while at least a dozen more remain half-embedded in the rock walls of the fissure.

MeLange: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 10] [d20 = 20]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): nice!

MeLange: probably some stuff worth checking out here maybe

TMO (Rothuss Carder): oh... BAD

Shislif (MeLange): lol at least I made it all the way!

MeLange: [SKILL] Animal Lore [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 7] [d20 = 20]

Shislif (MeLange): wow

Rothuss Carder: So.. is this a room to loot, or put the key back in?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): so we can put them all back!

Shislif (MeLange): one of those nights lol

Rothuss Carder: Shove forward man, let everyone in.

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): no sign of lychelle I guess

MeLange: oh alright...

MeLange: I'll just scooch this way a lil

<font color="#417700">MeLange scooches

MeLange: nothing beats a good scooch really

Rothuss Carder: Sounds like a plan. I'll scooch the other way.

MeLange: anything cool?

Rothuss Carder: I dunno. Keys?

MeLange: No Melange

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 6]

Shislif (MeLange): nice

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Rothuss Carder: D'you think putting it back will cause all the caverns to collapse?

MeLange: Who you asking Roth?

Vee Barlett: Then why the jerk not just ask us to put it back ins

BOB For Vee it looks more like this is where they were "mining" or finding the stones

Inv Zora Polasis: This is what they wanted though. Why would everything collapse?

MeLange: fair point

Rothuss Carder: Villains always have collapsing lairs.

<font color="#417700">MeLange nods

Inv Zora Polasis: They do?

Spring: It's a trope

MeLange: also a good point Roth

Spring: oops

Rothuss Carder: Yeah, so the hero has a thrilling race to safety to get out.

<font color="#417700">Inv Zora Polasis: takes out her statue and looks at the wall for a place to put it

BOB Does not look like it works that way

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 12] [d20 = 2]

'Carissa' disconnected

Ratbone Carder: It's a trope

<font color="#417700">Inv Zora Polasis: looks for traps

BOB It looks like there were statues in the walls and they were dug out

Inv Zora Polasis: [TOWER] [SKILL] Find/Remove Traps [PERCENT:Find/Remove Traps] (vs. Target 45) [FAILURE by 48] [d100 = 93]

'wyjyoon' disconnected

Spring (Ratbone Carder): aha! i knew it

BOB No traps that Zora sees

Inv Zora Polasis: Well I don't see any traps that would make anything collapse

Inv Zora Polasis: And it doesn't look like we're supposed to put these back

'JtomTMO' disconnected

Inv Zora Polasis: Here anyway

'JtomTMO' connected

TMO (Rothuss Carder): JTom is on his way back in

'wyjyoon' connected

Shislif (MeLange): nice

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): so this is a mining site and not his lair, correct?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): we could try a different way

'Carissa' connected

BOB Correct, his lair was back where that net was and the stuff you took from it

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): glimber rolls in his subconscius

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): that crappy room with a couple of pearls was hislair?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): disappointing lol

Rothuss Carder: So is there anything interesting here to loot?

<font color="#417700">Rothuss Carder: pokes at a couple of rocks.

BOB All the statues that have not been dug out yet

Carissa (Vee Barlett): and back

Rothuss Carder: I dunno. Do we really want *more* snake statues?

Inv Zora Polasis: I don't

Carissa (Vee Barlett): did we try putting the ones we have back?

Inv Zora Polasis: Do we want them angrier than they already are?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): doesn't work that way

TMO (Rothuss Carder): (not in this room Carissa)

Vee Barlett: I want that trident...

Carissa (Vee Barlett): it doesn't? okay

Rothuss Carder: A teleporting trident? No doubt

Vee Barlett: It hurt fierce, too.

Vee Barlett: Perfect fer stabbin'

Rothuss Carder: So, Mel lead us down an interesting, yet useless room. Typical Mel....

Vee Barlett: Any place to use this key thing he wanted?

BOB not yet

Inv Zora Polasis: So let's try a different passage

Vee Barlett: If nothin' in this room we back track to the start and go north.

MeLange: only thing left to do

Rothuss Carder: There were 2 other passages he could have taken.

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I have returned

<font color="#417700">Temperance: proceeds to back up.

Inv Zora Polasis: We haven't found any sign of Lychelle unless she was one of the skulls in the hammock

Vee Barlett: Or wherever we ain't gone.... y'all keep leadin'

<font color="#417700">MeLange: takes the lead back the way they came

Vee Barlett: I'll keep wrappin' my hands so I ain't leave a blood trail.

Shislif (MeLange): Welcome!

Rothuss Carder: Lead on, Melange. I'll be here to guide you better than you did last time.

MeLange: believe that last turn was your choice genius

Rothuss Carder: You're the one that said left.

MeLange: I said it was dead end duh

Rothuss Carder: And you were wrong about that too, weren't you?

MeLange: Don't think I was, it ended and it was dead, nothing useful

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): that's a nice large room

<font color="#417700">Temperance: huffs out a soft laugh at their banter.

MeLange: ergo, dead end

BOB The water temperature is really heating up now; heatleakage through the water from the rooms is even more pronounced. For every hour spent in either room 46, room 47 , or the tunnel between without a break in cooler water, 1 hit point is drained from PCs and unprotected sahuagin alike!

Rothuss Carder: Great, we found the sauna

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): ok not a good room

MeLange: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 2]

Vee Barlett: Yar this makin' me wounds itch. Move fast or move back.

MeLange: steamy

MeLange: I'll go this way

Rothuss Carder: Do we push through or go back to the third option?

Rothuss Carder: Lead on

Vee Barlett: I'll wait until ya yell at me to follow.

Vee Barlett: In the slightly cooler waters...

Rothuss Carder: Oh no, itchy wounds. Try getting healed some time.

MeLange: oh we got something here...

Rothuss Carder: Is it treasure?

<font color="#417700">MeLange: gets out of the way

MeLange: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 7]

<font color="#417700">Vee Barlett: sighs and follows at the exicted yelling

This chamber is much like the others that you have previously encountered in these drowned caverns, except that this one is bisected by the walls of a much larger spherical chamber to the west. In the center of this convexly-bulging wall is a membrane-door that has been torn asunder. The end of a large tube-shaped object of nauseating color protrudes from the hole left by the ruptured door.

<font color="#417700">Vee Barlett: and looks at Tempe after the healing comment.

<font color="#417700">Temperance: continues to follow everyone at the end of the line.

Rothuss Carder: Oof.. It's never good when the walls are that shade of puce...

MeLange: hmm

MeLange: looks like a broken anus

Temperance: I'll heal you once we get a moment, promise.

Rothuss Carder: Don't get too close, just in case it's a worm or something that will try to eat you

<font color="#417700">Temperance: grins quietly.

MeLange: good point genius

Rothuss Carder: All my points are good.

<font color="#417700">MeLange: steps away just in case

<font color="#417700">Rothuss Carder: moves around to the side to get a closer look at it from not in front of it.

BOB K'thstraam was able to create an insulative sheath from the lower digestive tracts of two whales, one inside the other. The water elemental bound to the baron's trident has been charged with the task of insuring that cool water constantly flows through the thin boundary between the two layers of the sheath. (note to Vee magical Trident..... )

wyjyoon (Temperance): so can tempe heal vee while they're waiting in that spherical chamber?

BOB yes to Temp

Carissa (Vee Barlett): tridentttttt

wyjyoon (Temperance): ok coolio

TMO (Rothuss Carder): hold on... roll incoming...

wyjyoon (Temperance): ok holding

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Animal Rending [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 13] [d20 = 3]

GM: K'thstraam was able to create an insulative sheath from the lower digestive tracts of two whales, one inside the other. The water elemental bound to the baron's trident has been charged with the task of insuring that cool water constantly flows through the thin boundary between the two layers of the sheath. (note to Vee magical Trident..... )

Spring (Ratbone Carder): whoops sorry

Spring (Ratbone Carder): accidental drag

MeLange: gross but also kinda cool i guess

Rothuss Carder: Those are intestines! From something really Big! A whale, maybe?

Temperance: Temperance cast a spell NOT memorized.

Temperance: [CAST] Cure Moderate Wounds [at Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett: [SAVE] vs. Spell [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 10]

Save [10] [Target 14] -> [for Vee Barlett] [vs Temperance] [TARGET-FAILED]

MeLange: or your Mom

Temperance: [HEAL] Cure Moderate Wounds [d10 = 10]

Heal [10] -> [to Vee Barlett]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): nice!

Rothuss Carder: Nah, Mum's tiny.

wyjyoon (Temperance): heck yes!

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): nice

<font color="#417700">Vee Barlett: rolls her shoulder

MeLange: I was just cracking wise

<font color="#417700">MeLange chuckles

Vee Barlett: Thanks Tempe. A bit better for the moment.

MeLange: so hot

BOB Roth can see that the Heat Insulated Whale Gut Sheath is stable but delicate, any slashing or piercing weapon has a chance of slicing it open and the heated water on the other side would come gushing through

Rothuss Carder: Whatever you do, do Not poke that with something sharp.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ....why are going through a whale digestive tract? this is not how you add more fiber

Temperance: That'll have to do for now, I think. Hopefully I'll get some sleep soon.

BOB The whale's intestines are held taut by fish-gut cords secured by the water elemental to various places along the walls of room 48 . However, the organic tube writhes and pulsates from strong water movement within the contiguous chamber, making it impossible to stand in the tube or to see any great length down it.

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

BOB Vee seems pretty rough ;)

Vee Barlett: Well then y'all go first. I ain't sure I wanna know what it's like to be eaten. Again.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lmao

<font color="#417700">Rothuss Carder: moves his hand near the opening in the intestine. Is the water really hot there, or cooler?

Vee Barlett: some good roughige for sure (however you spell that)

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ooc

wyjyoon (Temperance): so... random side note, i asked google via voice what a gut sheath was and its reply was "excuse me, do you mean 'gut health?' take your probiotics

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ruffage

MeLange: think we're supposed to swim in that?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): wow was I off

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): do we want to go through it?

BOB Roth senses that the water IN the tube is the same as here, too hot, taking damage every hour, but the water on the other side, is VERY HOT, as in take damage every turn or round

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I'd have spelled it 'roughage'

Carissa (Vee Barlett): I don't but uh....

Shislif (MeLange): I guess not

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Carissa (Vee Barlett): you can if you want to try

Inv Zora Polasis: Maybe we should check that other room before we go into whale intestines?

Shislif (MeLange): seems like it would just kill us

Inv Zora Polasis: or whatever that is

<font color="#417700">Rothuss Carder: peeks in to see if there's anywhere to go in the tube, without going to the super hot zone

Vee Barlett: Yar. Ya makin' some sense, sis.

MeLange: Yea lets check it

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Who knew Animal Rending would be a useful skill this often in a game?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

TMO (Rothuss Carder): just to check Bob - the tube is basically cooling the super hot water from that zone coming into this zone

BOB yes

Shislif (MeLange): i think the tube is sending in hot water?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): it's the A/C unit

Shislif (MeLange): oh nvm

Rothuss Carder: Right, nothing to see here. Let's move on back.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ok then probably can ignore that tube

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): so back to the first right and go left - that is the other passage I believe

Rothuss Carder: All sharp pointy and cutty things, out of the room!

BOB The tube is the end of the line

Shislif (MeLange): ohh ok

Shislif (MeLange): guess we reversin

BOB It is what the Baron was prrotecting?

BOB Or investigating?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): is there another exit here?

BOB Nope

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): thought this was a dead end

BOB Just all the way back out to the chasm you came down

MeLange: think so

Rothuss Carder: I did not know you could build a water cooling device out of whale intestines. What wonders this world hath wrought.

Shislif (MeLange): ooc

MeLange: learn something new everyday huh

TMO (Rothuss Carder): there were two other paths available

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): he was protecting the a/c unit?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): from 47, going right

Vee Barlett: Maybe yell down the tube make sure that Chelle ain't donw there.

Rothuss Carder: If she is, she's probably boiled.

MeLange: HELLOOOO!!!!

<font color="#417700">MeLange yewlls

<font color="#417700">MeLange yells

The fluctuating interior of the almost transparent sheath pulsates under the pressure of the boiling water just beyond the double-layered walls of whale's gut. Strategically attached cords are just visible on the exterior of the straining membrane, trailing off through the bubbling water in web like profusion above, below, and to both sides, holding the interior of the tube distended enough for you to swim through, surrounded beyond the thin membrane by a vast open area of superheated seawater.

The far end of the sheath is not visible; bends, bulges, and twists are constantly passing up and down the length of sheath due to the pressure of the outer water. It's like being inside a giant caterpillar as it inches its way along. As you move further in, you can catch glimpses ahead of what appears to be another of the strange greenish membrane-barriers; however, this one appears intact. A dark, unmoving shape is visible beyond it.

TMO (Rothuss Carder): that's not ominous at all

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (yp it chelle maybe)

Vee Barlett: Well if one of ya feelin' brave, I'll hand ya the key and you can try. But I got too many daggers I ain't removin' to crawl through that.

MeLange: is crawlin' through that mess really necessary?

Rothuss Carder: Hell, I probably fit better than Slab o Beef here does...

Vee Barlett: Maybe someone graceful and dexty.

MeLange: Go for it Roth

MeLange: swim right up the devil's asshole

Rothuss Carder: Hold this for me, wouldja?

<font color="#417700">Rothuss Carder: hands him his sabre.

Inv Zora Polasis: only take a small weapon so you don't accidentally puncture anything

MeLange: sure no problem

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): yup sorry

<font color="#417700">MeLange chuckles at himself

Rothuss Carder: Yah, I've got my dagger here.

<font color="#417700">Rothuss Carder: stashes it so the point and edge are covered.

<font color="#417700">Rothuss Carder: checks himself for any other pointy bits.

<font color="#417700">Vee Barlett: hands over the key.

<font color="#417700">Rothuss Carder: hands Ratbone his pipe.

Rothuss Carder: Just in case.

'Spring' disconnected

wyjyoon (Temperance): i think i have a resist heat or cold spell if you want that, but if it's just a quick in and out...

TMO (Rothuss Carder): only supposed to be quick. and that would use a slot that could be healing.

Shislif (MeLange): brb refill

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

wyjyoon (Temperance): mmk quick and easy :)

<font color="#417700">Rothuss Carder: whistles to himself as he works his way into the tube.

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Climb Walls [PERCENT:Climb Walls] (vs. Target 90) [SUCCESS by 83] [d100 = 7]

<font color="#417700">Rothuss Carder: reaches the other end, then suddenly checks to make sure he remembered to grab the key before going.

BOB The sheath described in room 47 extends through the open space of this huge spherical chamber from the entrance to the center, kept "inflated" by the lines described above as well as by the insulative current of cooler water flowing between its two layers. The far end connects flush against a free-floating but immovable bubble of membrane just like that described in area 38 . Within the membrane is The Stone Which Abides ;

Carissa (Vee Barlett): well that's not lychelle

Rothuss Carder: calls back, "It's a rock! I'm not hearing any music though!"

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): but that's really gonna piss them off

<font color="#417700">Rothuss Carder: looks at the membrane. How tough does it look?

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Animal Rending [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 14] [d20 = 2]

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): granted the stone is stuck in a whale intestine and not on the throne it is supposed to be on

Carissa (Vee Barlett): after tonight I'm going to have to reread some stuff because I am so confused, lol

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): As the Deep Mother commands, The Stone Which Abides shall be returned to the Throne of Teeth.

wyjyoon (Temperance): i think the stone that which abides from museio or something like that

wyjyoon (Temperance): the sea elf prophecy

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): so baron stole the stonemaybe

Carissa (Vee Barlett): and what confuses me though is... a shark dude said that but a shark dude is also....keeping the rock away?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): right I don't know who side is which or why this is here and the island is being attacked

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): warring shark factions in a game of teeth thrones?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): my brain hasn't clicked pieces togther

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): baron is a lannister or something

BOB OR the stone was hidden here and now they are trying to get to it and you interupted the Baron getting through to it because you stole the key

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): we did not steal the key

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Lychelle did!

Carissa (Vee Barlett): and we stole it from here

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): that was the rogue archeologist

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Does the membrane look like something Rothuss can get thru?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): so we aren't the original stealers and therefore innocent

BOB It is so hard to tell humans apart

BOB They all look the same

Carissa (Vee Barlett): squishy

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): with the key you can pass I think

Carissa (Vee Barlett): the key probably opens that yes

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): the key lets you through the membranes

Shislif (MeLange): back

Rothuss Carder: I'm going to try the key!

BOB Roth recognizes that the membrane is just like the other one that Vee used the key on

Carissa (Vee Barlett): but who put it here to start? one day it'll make sense to me, maybe

<font color="#417700">Rothuss Carder: gently moves the key toward the membrane

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): or not

Carissa (Vee Barlett): it not make sense? also very possible

wyjyoon (Temperance): eh things never make sense to me with these ventures :) i just go in 80% confused

<font color="#417700">Rothuss Carder: starts singing to himself to counter any hypnotic music before it begins

BOB Roth pushes the key into the membrane and it parts open

BOB He can reach in and pull out the Stone laying inside

Story: 010.002 The Stone Which Abides

Item: The Stone Which Abides

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): it's a lifesiezed statue?

Rothuss Carder: It's big!

Rothuss Carder: mutters to himself, "I wish I had my disc spell still..."

<font color="#417700">Rothuss Carder: tries to budge the statue.

Rothuss Carder: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 4]

BOB Yes Roth can push it and twist it to pull it up

Carissa (Vee Barlett): bop it! twist it! pull it!

BOB It is VERY bulky but he manages to get it up off of the base and into the tube

TMO (Rothuss Carder): (just watched a video of a guy playing that while skydiving)

Shislif (MeLange): nice

<font color="#417700">Rothuss Carder: stops to pant a minute, then starts *carefully* dragging it through the tube, careful to not catch any corners on the tube. He will use his shirt as padding if necessary.

MeLange: Heyyy nice job Roth!

BOB Roth made a very good climb walls roll so I will give him that bonus to move it through the sheath

Rothuss Carder: I'm just thankful whale intestine is super durable!

Rothuss Carder: Which is not something I ever thought I'd hear myself say!

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Vee Barlett: Huh, this what that jerk was after? So we pay him back by stealin' it, yeah?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): any further rolls needed? one last chance for my luck to revert to the norm? :D

Inv Zora Polasis: I am worried this will cause more mayhem and death on the island

BOB back out in the super heated water

Rothuss Carder: I .. am worried... that I just gave myself a hernia...

Temperance: It will definitely have more consequences, especially if it was hidden so deep in the... um... wherever it was.

Inv Zora Polasis: Can't we just give it back and tell them to leave the islanders in peace

MeLange: oh that's the worst

Vee Barlett: Give them back? After all that? Nah, that's what wimps do.

MeLange: I'm sure they're very reasonable people

Vee Barlett: He called me a tart.

Inv Zora Polasis: Easy to say since we can sail away

Rothuss Carder: So how do we get this back out of here?

Vee Barlett: It's warm here. Let's get movin' and we can talk about it elsewhere.

MeLange: I like tarts

Inv Zora Polasis: Oh please you've been called worse by Rothuss

MeLange: delicious

Rothuss Carder: I lost my disc spell.

MeLange: wish I had a tart right now

Rothuss Carder: She's right there.

<font color="#417700">Rothuss Carder: points.

MeLange: mango, not traditional but delicious

BOB The secretaries pout and preen like cheap tarts in a red light street, but all he ever thinks to do is watch

Vee Barlett: A tart! He ain't fancy enough to call me a tart!

<font color="#417700">Temperance: scooches back so we can move to somewhere that is not a sauna.

Shislif (MeLange): oh my lol

Inv Zora Polasis: Yes and Glimber is almost dead and so were you

Shislif (MeLange): kinda saucy

TMO (Rothuss Carder): LIRT! Your critical punch is now VERY INCONVENIENT!!

Inv Zora Polasis: I don't think name calling is that big of an issue

Inv Zora Polasis: Anyway ...

<font color="#417700">MeLange: also moves back to cooler zones

Vee Barlett: It's HOW it's said.

<font color="#417700">Inv Zora Polasis: sighs

Rothuss Carder: MEL! You are *not* leaving me to carry this by myself!

Vee Barlett: He attacked me first.

MeLange: carry what?

Inv Zora Polasis: isn't it almost weightless moving through the water?

'Rothuss Carder' is at 'MAX' encumbrance. Movebase now 1.

Rothuss Carder: What do you mean, "Carry what?""" The statue!

MeLange: we go down this way or what?

MeLange: oh is that even heavy?

MeLange: sure I gotchya man

Rothuss Carder: Give me my sabre back!

MeLange: oh right

wyjyoon (Temperance): evidently life-sized

<font color="#417700">MeLange gives Roth his sabre

<font color="#417700">MeLange: grabs the statue

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): but in water can't you move heavy things easier?

BOB Melange can make a strength check

MeLange: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 18) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 7]

Inv Zora Polasis: I have some rope we can tie it and drag it

Rothuss Carder: Good idea, Zora.

Inv Zora Polasis: so no one is trying to hold on to it

wyjyoon (Temperance): i dunno i assumed it was heavy with the water too

MeLange: i dunno seems offensive

<font color="#417700">Inv Zora Polasis: hands over her rope

Rothuss Carder: If this is what they're all after, we shouldn't let them see it, you think?

Shislif (MeLange): so Mel like carrying this thing on his shoulder?

BOB So Roth, Vee, and Melange together can carry the statue and move at half movement

Shislif (MeLange): ohhhh

BOB It weighs a total of 600 pounds

TMO (Rothuss Carder): with the rope we can just drag it if we need to. Easier to set down if we're attacked too

Shislif (MeLange): well that sounds good who cares if it's offensive

Rothuss Carder: So.. where are we taking this thing?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): wow that's heavy

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Vee Barlett: To the ship

MeLange: to the ship!

MeLange: Vee we gotta fix you up girl, you lookin grim

Vee Barlett: Yar. But that be why I'm Captain of the Grim Lady.

<font color="#417700">Vee Barlett: grins

Rothuss Carder: Next we have to work on the Lady part of it

MeLange: Fair enough, we love ya in any state, but let's get going then

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): one pound on land is actually . 86 pounds in the water. - so statue only feels like it weighs 516 pounds if that makes anyone feel better :)

Lirtimya: I agree, when we get back you go rest, I can navigate

MeLange: lady parts huh?

BOB grins with Lisa

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

TMO (Rothuss Carder): well, that's much better! I could do that in my sleep!

Shislif (MeLange): nice calculating!

Carissa (Vee Barlett): go math?

wyjyoon (Temperance): we'll take the less pounds, thank you

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Again, this would be super easy if I had my Disc spell!!!! *glare at son*

BOB So I will say that because you already killed the guards that were supposed to keep anyone out of this part of the caverns that you can make it back to the chasm area without any encounters

Vee Barlett: yay!

MeLange: huzzah!

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Well I can't give you that

wyjyoon (Temperance): good, i was about to start calculating who to heal first if it came down to it

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I lost all my spells because you knocked me out. :P

Carissa (Vee Barlett): but still no sign of lychelle huh?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): rothuss whines about his spells while glimber is nearly dead and vee almost died.... ;)

Image: Caves behind waterfall

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I can't do anything about those. I *could* have made transporting this beast simple. :P

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): did we check the room we passed by?

BOB There was no room you passed by itt was a dead end

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Well, it's not my fault the back of your head is weak

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol quote

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): ok thx

wyjyoon (Temperance): get a stronger skull why don't you - lirt

Vee Barlett: Still might be guards lurkin' up here. You keep keepin' lead, Mel.

BOB Now that you are here you have to deside are you going back up to the mining area where the excavators where? or to the water fall?

Rothuss Carder: Which way to the tunnel?

MeLange: okey doke

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Mines I'd think. The waterfall requires us to have a boat. And more water.

TMO (Rothuss Carder): And deeper water that this beast would try to sink in

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Swimming in chainmail is hard enough. Try swimming while dragging a 600lb statue behind you

wyjyoon (Temperance): sounds like a workout

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): I would think the cavern and get a bunch of men with ropes to lift it up to land

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): cavern is closer

wyjyoon (Temperance): brb getting water

User has gone AFK. (wyjyoon)

Carissa (Vee Barlett): but we're surrounded by it?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): :D

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Totally out of curiosity, Bob. When you move us, do you have to avoid clipping the walls too?

Shislif (MeLange): brb bio break

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Sahuagin: Advanced Effect ['SAVE:-2,light'] -> [to Sahuagin]

Sahuagin: Advanced Effect ['DDR: -1 fire'] -> [to Sahuagin]

Sahuagin 2: Advanced Effect ['SAVE:-2,light'] -> [to Sahuagin 2]

Sahuagin 2: Advanced Effect ['DDR: -1 fire'] -> [to Sahuagin 2]

wyjyoon (Temperance): back

BOB Just in time for the two sneaking up from the back

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh look two sharks

BOB Does Temp have Alterness?

wyjyoon (Temperance): no

wyjyoon (Temperance): i have obs

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): MeL has alertness

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): who just went afk

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 14]

wyjyoon (Temperance): i don't have it right now

BOB Then that would be a d12 for surprise for Temp

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ratbone or lirt?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): or too far?

BOB Rathbone is not here

Carissa (Vee Barlett): oops missed that

Temperance: [d12 = 12]

wyjyoon (Temperance): welp

BOB So NOT surprised

Carissa (Vee Barlett): no you wanted high

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): good

Carissa (Vee Barlett): so that's great

BOB So Temp does get attacked, but she can also attack

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): she knew more doom was coming

BOB and then Lirt can follow up after her

BOB Chaning the Init now

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): be sure to move unless casting so we can come and help

'wyjyoon' disconnected

'wyjyoon' connected

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I'm gonna stab

BOB Ok so the Int is set

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Probably

Shislif (MeLange): just black on my map screen thingy

Carissa (Vee Barlett): are you on caves behind waterfall map?

BOB Wendy you get to go with Temp, then the Sea Devils, then Lirt

Image: Caves behind waterfall

Shislif (MeLange): thanks

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn!

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): oh they are all yours - the are blocking

MeLange: can he get to them?

Shislif (MeLange): ooc

BOB Mel is way way back

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): looks like a log jam to me

wyjyoon (Temperance): ok back

<font color="#417700">MeLange: gets as close as he can

BOB Init is in the order that people can move in

[TURN] Temperance - [LIGHT: 60/0 continual light | LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

BOB So Temp is up

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): move as much as you can unless you want to kill them yourselves

BOB Temp cannot move

wyjyoon (Temperance): um

BOB Or at least can only move backward a little bit

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): ok

Carissa (Vee Barlett): cast evil protection spell? on self?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Oh, did Spring log out and I missed it? :(

Carissa (Vee Barlett): you haven't been hit yet so can cast

Carissa (Vee Barlett): she did and I missed it too :(

wyjyoon (Temperance): cool, but i can't cast when fighting starts right

wyjyoon (Temperance): or can i still do that after trying to stab

Carissa (Vee Barlett): bless you cannot

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Tempe casts 'Cardiac Arrest'

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): you can't cast in the same round as you get hit

Carissa (Vee Barlett): you can only attack OR cast

wyjyoon (Temperance): i wish

TMO (Rothuss Carder): hold on, is Cure Moderate Wounds reversible?

wyjyoon (Temperance): yes

wyjyoon (Temperance): as is cure light

TMO (Rothuss Carder): it uses a spell slot, but does damage. IF that's something she would do

wyjyoon (Temperance): i have 1 slot of cure light, 2 slots of cure mod

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): If minecraft has taught me anything healing an evil enemy causes damage

wyjyoon (Temperance): it's something she would do

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Just because she *can* do it, doesn't mean she *would* do it.

wyjyoon (Temperance): because she's sick and tired of sharks

TMO (Rothuss Carder): LOL

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): not saying she shouldn't - but I've always thought that was such a bizarre thing for a healer to do though

BOB It is a touch spell so she has to make a hit

Temperance: Temperance cast a spell NOT memorized.

Temperance: [CAST] Cure Moderate Wounds [at Sahuagin 1]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): does it use the spell slot if she misses the hit roll?

Sahuagin 1: [SAVE] vs. Spell [d20 = 17]

Save [17] [Target 17] -> [for Sahuagin 1] [vs Temperance] [TARGET-SAVED]

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): yes

wyjyoon (Temperance): welp

wyjyoon (Temperance): i dunno what that means

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): have to hit

BOB That means it resisted the "attack" of the cause moderate wounds

BOB it saved against it

BOB so no damage

wyjyoon (Temperance): ok

[TURN] Sahuagin 2 - [(SAVE:-2,light) | (DDR: -1 fire)]

Sahuagin 2: [CAST] Net [at Temperance]

Sahuagin 2: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 3]

Attack [3] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Net) [at Temperance] [Hit-AC: 16 vs. 10 ] [AC: 16 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Sahuagin 1 - [(SAVE:-2,light) | (DDR: -1 fire)]

Sahuagin 1: [CAST] Net [at Temperance]

Sahuagin 1: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Net) [at Temperance] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 10 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

wyjyoon (Temperance): honestly same chance it would've had with a dagger

[TURN] Lirtimya - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Am I close enough to that bottom wall or a wall in general to do a charge at one of them?

BOB No because Temp is in the way

BOB You can move up next to her and attack with a dagger

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I'll do that

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Can I try to also leave room for one or more others?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Or too tight?

wyjyoon (Temperance): i'm literally pressed up against them and they couldn't catch me with a net

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Alright

wyjyoon (Temperance): 2 nets

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol wendy

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I'll stab 1

wyjyoon (Temperance): :P

BOB Too tight for more than the two of you

Carissa (Vee Barlett): vee can come up and stab from behind if therei s room for her to get down there

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): room for that?

BOB On Zora Int they can move so Vee can get in

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Vee can attack from 1 further space away with her trident, I think

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20+1 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger +1) [at Sahuagin 1] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 5 ] [AC: 5 ] [HIT]

BOB Yes to TMO

Carissa (Vee Barlett): yup

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Medium I assume?

BOB Yes

TMO (Rothuss Carder): polearms to the rescue

Lirtimya: [DAMAGE (M)] Dagger +1 [TYPE: piercing, magic (1d4+1=2)] [d4+1 = 2]

[2] -> [to Sahuagin 1] [STATUS: Light]

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): sight

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): sigh

[TURN] Inv Zora Polasis

Carissa (Vee Barlett): polearms coming in super helpful....or we're just in too many caves lately

wyjyoon (Temperance): both

<font color="#417700">Inv Zora Polasis: pulls Glimber back away from the passage

Rothuss Carder: Let's keep the rock where they can't see it.

[TURN] MeLange - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

[TURN] Glimber Silvernose - [(IFT:TYPE(bugbear, giant, gnoll, ogre, troll); AC: 4) | LIGHT: 60/0 continual light | (IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1) | [TRGT: Glimber Silvernose]; VISION: 60 infravision | Unconscious; DMGO:1]

[TURN] Vee Barlett - [[TRGT: Vee Barlett]; LIGHT: 60/0 continual light | Ring of Protection +1; ROD: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; WAND: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; POISON: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; DEATH: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; STAFF: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; BREATH: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; PETRIFICATION: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; AC: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; POLYMORPH: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; SPELL: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; PARALYZATION: 1 | LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): getting windows sorted

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20+3 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident +1) [at Sahuagin 1] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 5 ] [AC: 7 ] [MISS]

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20+2 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Sahuagin 1] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 5 ] [AC: 9 ] [MISS]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): wow

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ok

[TURN] Ratbone Carder - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): sorry?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): they didn't get to fight the Baron so this is their fun time?

[ROUND 4]

[TURN] Temperance - [LIGHT: 60/0 continual light | LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol i guess

Temperance: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 1]

Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Dagger) [at Sahuagin 2] [Hit-AC: 17 vs. 5 ] [AC: 17 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): can lirt burn THIS dude maybe without huting someone??

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

[TURN] Sahuagin 2 - [(SAVE:-2,light) | (DDR: -1 fire)]

wyjyoon (Temperance): how much dmg do you take with burning again?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): 1d3 + 10

Carissa (Vee Barlett): too much if PC, not enough if enemy

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I could aim more towards the wall, just hit him with the side burn

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): side burn lol - nice

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh ok uh what's that guy doin

BOB Temp gets a melee attack on it

wyjyoon (Temperance): HAH

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): we need to get out of here

wyjyoon (Temperance): her priestly wrists could never

wyjyoon (Temperance): but ok

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): before his friends show up

Carissa (Vee Barlett): right? how do they have so many friends?? they're jerks

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): you get an attack on it

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh wait i don't have any range weapons

wyjyoon (Temperance): can i still go after it and try and stab?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): don't go after it

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): it can be your normal weapon as it runs away

Carissa (Vee Barlett): you can get an opportunity of attack

Temperance: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): soo it turned its back meaning you can stab it as it ran

Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Dagger) [at Sahuagin 2] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 5 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

wyjyoon (Temperance): nope

Carissa (Vee Barlett): well...try to

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): it's ok

Carissa (Vee Barlett): let him run home to mommy, we just want to leave

[TURN] Sahuagin 1 - [(SAVE:-2,light) | (DDR: -1 fire)]

Sahuagin 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #1) [at Lirtimya] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 10 ] [AC: 8 ] [HIT]

Sahuagin 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #2) [at Lirtimya] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 10 ] [AC: 3 ] [HIT]

Sahuagin 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Bite) [at Lirtimya] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 10 ] [AC: 2 ] [HIT]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ok rude

Sahuagin 1: [DAMAGE (M)] Bite [TYPE: slashing (1d4=4)] [d4 = 4]

[4] -> [to Lirtimya] [STATUS: Moderate]

wyjyoon (Temperance): do they have mothers? i thought they were a mob of testosterone

Sahuagin 1: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #1 [TYPE: slashing (1d2=1)] [d2 = 1]

[1] -> [to Lirtimya]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): vee's home? yeah

Sahuagin 1: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #2 [TYPE: slashing (1d2=1)] [d2 = 1]

[1] -> [to Lirtimya]

[TURN] Lirtimya - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Stab time?

wyjyoon (Temperance): yep

wyjyoon (Temperance): with the +1 dagger

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20+1 = 13]

Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger +1) [at Sahuagin 1] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 5 ] [AC: 7 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Inv Zora Polasis

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): No stab

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): holding in case needed

[TURN] MeLange - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

wyjyoon (Temperance): issok

[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

GM: [DAMAGE] Ongoing damage [TYPE: untyped (1=1)] [ = 1]

[1] -> [to Glimber Silvernose] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 5] [STATUS: Dying (-5)]

[TURN] Glimber Silvernose - [(IFT:TYPE(bugbear, giant, gnoll, ogre, troll); AC: 4) | LIGHT: 60/0 continual light | (IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1) | [TRGT: Glimber Silvernose]; VISION: 60 infravision | Unconscious; DMGO:1]

[TURN] Vee Barlett - [[TRGT: Vee Barlett]; LIGHT: 60/0 continual light | Ring of Protection +1; ROD: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; WAND: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; POISON: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; DEATH: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; STAFF: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; BREATH: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; PETRIFICATION: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; AC: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; POLYMORPH: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; SPELL: 1 | Ring of Protection +1; PARALYZATION: 1 | LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

Shislif (MeLange): can he reach?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): hey his wounds were bound

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20+2 = 14]

Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Sahuagin 1] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 5 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20+3 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident +1) [at Sahuagin 1] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 5 ] [AC: 3 ] [HIT]

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Trident [TYPE: piercing (1d6+2=7)] [d6+2 = 7]

[7] -> [to Sahuagin 1] [STATUS: Critical]

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Trident +1 [TYPE: piercing, magic (1d6+3=8)] [d6+3 = 8]

[8] -> [to Sahuagin 1] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 7] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): no extra glimber damage please

wyjyoon (Temperance): there we go

Vee Barlett: Don't hurt me matey.

Shislif (MeLange): oh my bad lol

Vee Barlett: Come on, squishes. Let's go.

Temperance: Right behind you. I want to sleep.

Vee Barlett: I want a hot bath and a bottle of rum.

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): this is where bob says it's 10:01 am :D

BOB So just hightailing it out

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

BOB LOL

Carissa (Vee Barlett): higtail away

TMO (Rothuss Carder): FLEEE!

BOB Did Roth want to go to the whirlpool?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): vee wants roth to....

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): can I say no for him?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

TMO (Rothuss Carder): To busy dragging a statue

wyjyoon (Temperance): 600 lbs of pressure

TMO (Rothuss Carder): which is *not* on his list of favorite things to do

Image: Map - Angler Island

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Giant temp

BOB So Temp is on the map just in case you need to load it

BOB but that is where you are at the chasm, or more appropirately at the bottom of the excavation with a 600 pound statue

wyjyoon (Temperance): casually lopsided and wishing for sleep

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Ropes, people, lift. Or wait until tomorrow.

Shislif (MeLange): hunger here :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): whoa look at all the dollhouses... as she shrinks down to normal size

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Rope Use [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 20]

<font color="#417700">Vee Barlett: can't tie knots because her finger is broken.

Temperance: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 4]

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): nice

Vee Barlett: Matey, I'm still a bit sore. Can ya tie some rope here?

Lirtimya: Of course

MeLange: need a hand?

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Rope Use [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 10] [d20 = 20]

Lirtimya: Yes

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): wow

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ouch

MeLange: lemme try

BOB For the record Wendy

Shislif (MeLange): i don't have rope use though

wyjyoon (Temperance): si

BOB 2 crits in a row

BOB anyone else with Rope Use?

BOB Or Engineering?

wyjyoon (Temperance): i will put it in lol

BOB Or?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): needed those against baron K-man

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 11]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): whew good we couldn't risk three in a row

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Intimidation [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 6]

Inv Zora Polasis: rope will knot properly!

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

Vee Barlett: I think.. not.

wyjyoon (Temperance): OH lol i was imagining her yelling at the statue like "shrink, thy foul beast!"

Effect ['Bardic Inspiration;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;MORALE: 2'] -> [to Lirtimya] [by Rothuss Carder]

Inv Zora Polasis: It was worth a try

Rothuss Carder: Tie That Knot!

BOB LOL

BOB Vee and Roth, I now announce you man and pirate

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Carissa (Vee Barlett): she'll sooner stab herself

wyjyoon (Temperance): don't do that, she almost lost an arm

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): however would she shank rothuss for his foolishness?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I mean, he didn't say "man and wife". Just "man and pirate". Which is, technically, already true.

wyjyoon (Temperance): :D

Carissa (Vee Barlett): well it did confuse me since roth is neither man nor pirate.... ;)

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Seamanship [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 20]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ..... WOW

Carissa (Vee Barlett): okay she is out of it

wyjyoon (Temperance): damn

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): ok

Carissa (Vee Barlett): can't even try to argue that's somehow knot tying

wyjyoon (Temperance): 3 crits in a row

wyjyoon (Temperance): for the wrong reasons

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Fast-Talking [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 16) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 17]

Rothuss Carder: Rope, you're already tied, you just don't know it yet

wyjyoon (Temperance): LOL

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lirt didn't memorize levitate this time did she?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): WAIT

Inv Zora Polasis: [TOWER] [SKILL] Find/Remove Traps [PERCENT:Find/Remove Traps] (vs. Target 45) [FAILURE by 24] [d100 = 69]

wyjyoon (Temperance): i can shrink it i think

Vee Barlett: we have a levitate potion!

wyjyoon (Temperance): but it's a spell... ok or that

BOB So it looks like you are at the bottom of the well and need a different plan

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): does that work on inanimate objects?

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Ventriloquism [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 11) [FAILURE by 7] [d20 = 18]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Let Mel drink the potion and carry it up

Rothuss Carder: Statue says, "I could just walk up if you prefer."

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): what's his max press?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): is it worth the potion on this? I dunno but it's an idea

<font color="#417700">Temperance: elbows him.

Temperance: Humor appreciated, but wrong timing, sir.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): or wait until next week and hope ratbone is back since I tihnk she has rope use?

Rothuss Carder: Ow!

BOB restroom break

Rothuss Carder: You and Lirt have got to watch those arms of yours. They're dangerous.

Temperance: Evidently, not dangerous enough to stab skinny sharks.

<font color="#417700">Temperance: huffs.

Shislif (MeLange): i may need to log off getting pretty hungry

Vee Barlett: Maybe ya just need more meat on yer bones if priestly elbows hurt.

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): ohhhh

Carissa (Vee Barlett): wait wait

Shislif (MeLange): there still a need for mel?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): maybe

Shislif (MeLange): i'll wait

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): you can cantrip simple knots

Shislif (MeLange): just sayin :)

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol odn't worry we odn't have much longer

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): magic a knot

Carissa (Vee Barlett): but we'll need his strength

Shislif (MeLange): sounds good

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ooh cantrip knots

<font color="#417700">Temperance: shrugs her shoulders.

Temperance: Perhaps I should try elbowing things in the face next time.

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): should be able to tie it and then combines STR etc

<font color="#417700">Temperance: grins lightly.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): if bob says yes and lirt rolls well :)

TMO (Rothuss Carder): those are two big ifs

Carissa (Vee Barlett): i vote lirt roll cantrip first

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): think bran has done knots before

Carissa (Vee Barlett): then we go from there

Carissa (Vee Barlett): miniiiiiiiiiii

Carissa (Vee Barlett): TMO is he in forehead smacking ditance?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): there is a Tie cantrip - Book 4 p, 1052 of WC

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I'll go check on him.

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): a tie cantrip?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): you'll probably have to roll a successful cantrip since you aren't lvl infinity

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): actually if you have the Wizard Compendium books you should check out the cantrips there for inspiration

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): later - not this second

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I will do that! Thank you, sorry I had just gone for a moment to do my stretches, and of course that exact moment is when I was needed

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): So I'm rolling for tie cantrip

BOB back

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): Tie is a cantrip that causes the loose ends of a rope or like material to entwine itself securely around a designated target chosen by the caster.

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): So you want it around the statue, yes?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): yes

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I'm casting a cantrip to tie the knot around the statue

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Cantrip [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 19]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): yayyyyyy

BOB just not (hah) a night for Knots

Carissa (Vee Barlett): why are we cursed

Shislif (MeLange): brb bio break

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I have infinite cantrips

BOB I think this is a good place to stop actually

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Boy... if only I had my floating disc spell..... :P

BOB You are all safe

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

BOB just need to solve this

wyjyoon (Temperance): do i have a lead ball bob

BOB and next week can hopefully wrap up everything

Carissa (Vee Barlett): someone go to the village and ask any of the dock workers or people who can tie ropes to do it for us :P

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): we just need to get someone up and out for help

BOB Yes you can have one Wendy

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): we can do that next week

wyjyoon (Temperance): ok i'm casting weighty chest

Carissa (Vee Barlett): roth and his climbing

TMO (Rothuss Carder): No whacking Rothuss in the head with it!

wyjyoon (Temperance): next week or whenever

BOB before you do what are you trying to do?

wyjyoon (Temperance): i think it'll help with the statue

wyjyoon (Temperance): shrink it down

wyjyoon (Temperance): maybe i'm wrong

Carissa (Vee Barlett): doesn't it make it run from us?

wyjyoon (Temperance): no

BOB Still need to tie a rope around it and that has failed

wyjyoon (Temperance): at least i don't think so

BOB Carissa is thinking of Frisky Chest

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh the weight doesn't get lighter?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): probably

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Couldn't I just use another cantrip?

wyjyoon (Temperance): i thought i could probably carry it in my hand

BOB Yes to Jtom for another cantrip

BOB and can you really shrink it down that far?

wyjyoon (Temperance): but ok not enough brains for this, go for the cantrip

TMO (Rothuss Carder): can't help it if none of these Hardy Mariners knows how to tie a knot... :D

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I'll give cantrip another go then, since I don't have cantrip limits

Carissa (Vee Barlett): they were busy getting beat up by a shark dude while you got beat up by... a mage :P

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Cantrip [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 14]

Lirtimya: It works

TMO (Rothuss Carder): In my defense, she's a tough mage

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): OOC

wyjyoon (Temperance): huzah

Carissa (Vee Barlett): she is and rothuss is....rothuss

BOB Do you want to work out that spell now or next week Wendy?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): The guy who beat a Jungle Giant in a one-on-one fight?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): by acting like a rat

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol bob i misread the 5 foot dimensions as 5 inches

Weighty Chest

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): This spell enables the caster to enchant a chest, book, package, or any other nonliving object no larger than a 5'x5'x5' cube. When the enchanted object is touched by anyone other than the caster, the apparent weight of the object increases, becoming 2-5 (1d4+1) times the weight of the person or persons touching it.

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Small yet subtle difference between those two

wyjyoon (Temperance): yep

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): is that right?

wyjyoon (Temperance): that's why i thought it would help

wyjyoon (Temperance): yes :) that one

Carissa (Vee Barlett): increases weight?

wyjyoon (Temperance): if anyone other than caster touches it

wyjyoon (Temperance): but yeah

wyjyoon (Temperance): it's fine

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): so is a trap

wyjyoon (Temperance): we won't try it

Carissa (Vee Barlett): well we got ropes so we just need climb up then have str pull it

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): nice spell for spell books and other valuables

wyjyoon (Temperance): si

wyjyoon (Temperance): i'm glad the cantrip worked out :)

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): anyway Lirt got the knot so we can pull next week

wyjyoon (Temperance): si

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Me too, that rope was starting to seem like maybe it was too short, or cursed

wyjyoon (Temperance): good night :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): i shleep

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Good night!

Lisa: Goodnight all :)

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Goodnight!

'Lisa' disconnected

Carissa (Vee Barlett): night all!

'wyjyoon' disconnected

Shislif (MeLange): night all!

'TMO' disconnected

'Shislif' disconnected

'Carissa' disconnected

'JtomTMO' disconnected

BOB Mel has a max press of 280 Roth is 140 Vee is 170 Lirt and Zora are both at 90