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Chat Log List - 2025 05 23 - Sightseeing - Formatted - Story ?

'JtomTMO' connected

GM: Hello Sir

'MadamePsychosis' connected

GM: Hello Lisa

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Hello Bob

GM: How was your week?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): It was eventful, yours?

GM: Getting the last bits ready for summer learning events

GM: What was eventful for you/

MadamePsychosis: Hello Bob and JTom :)

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Two ingrown toenails, so a small surgery

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Hello!

MadamePsychosis: ouch

GM: Double ouch

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Definitely an ouch

GM: It is a new day for Lirt, for spells, open seas, etc.

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Apparently I never relearned a lot fo my spells, so I'm going to do that real quick

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): There we go, brb

GM: Anythign fun for you Lisa?

MadamePsychosis: no

GM: wry grin

MadamePsychosis: had a scare with sasha but I think he's ok

GM: I am hopeful that finally this weekend will be the time to get new animals

GM: OH no what happened?

MadamePsychosis: i hope you do

MadamePsychosis: i was in bed and heard him scream once - like when you hear a cat fight?

MadamePsychosis: then nothing, no crash so I just let it go

MadamePsychosis: then he was hiding all day and couldn't find him

GM: oh

MadamePsychosis: finally got him and he cried a bit when I picked him up but I couldn't find anything wrong but he was walking weird

GM: his paw? or his leg?

MadamePsychosis: was going to bring him to the vet today but he seems better

MadamePsychosis: no

MadamePsychosis: nothing bent or sore when I ran my hands over them

GM: That is good

MadamePsychosis: he jumped on the 5 ft tall dresser today, was meowing and purring and licking again today

MadamePsychosis: so not sure what he did but seems better

GM: That is very good

'wyjyoon' connected

'seyfert' connected

GM: Hello Wendy

GM: Hello Carissa

MadamePsychosis: Hi Wendy :)

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Back, glad Sasha seems okay Lisa

MadamePsychosis: Thanks!

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Hello!

wyjyoon (Temperance): hello friends :)

GM: So you are done with school Wendy? or one more week?

wyjyoon: last day for me is June 6th :)

MadamePsychosis: Hi carissa :)

wyjyoon: hey carissa!

Vee Barlett: hi all!

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Hello Carissa!

wyjyoon: can't wait for the two weeks to be done for me. but! I hear public school's last day was yesterday for a couple of districts

GM: Four days next week here

seyfert (Vee Barlett): my nephews finished earlier this week in Ft Worth

GM: Feels silly

seyfert (Vee Barlett): unrelated, but horses come next week. not sure what time our Friday shipment will be here yet but I'll likely have to log off early. I'll have details on Monday

MadamePsychosis: monday is a holiday

MadamePsychosis: no news allowed

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

wyjyoon: lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): if they are nice they sent it today but I took it off and haven't check my work phone yet :)

'Master TMO' connected

GM: Hey there TMO

GM: brb have to put the rest of the pizza away

MadamePsychosis: Hi TMO :)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): hi tmo!

wyjyoon: hey TMO!

wyjyoon: got distracted watching a video on funny things that pet parrots do

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): hey howdy y'all!

GM: and back

GM: So Temp wants a parrot?

wyjyoon: I mean...

wyjyoon: I wouldn't oppose one

MadamePsychosis: it comes with an eyepatch and a wooden leg

wyjyoon: lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

GM: a million years ago someone (John) tried to play a Song Wizard Parrot

wyjyoon: so... was the character a wizard or a magical parrot?

GM: A wizard

GM: Ended up being a troll

wyjyoon: ahh

GM: because not a tropical climate

GM: So now that everyone is here

GM: You are waking up in the morning at the Church of Sunrise

GM: which means.....

GM: very early wake up

Rothuss Carder: rolls over and turns his back to the rest of the room.

GM: You manage to surve the morning service

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so like 6 AM we aren't in the north

GM: and then make your way down the steps to the Lady again

GM: Ready to sail away

Rothuss Carder: staggers his way grumpily down the stairs.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): no ceremony for seniorita?

GM: Did you want one?

wyjyoon (Temperance): just realized I was squinting real hard to read the words, brb with glasses

seyfert (Vee Barlett): up to the senior invisible :)

GM: Zora has her new medal

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): that's fine

GM: I guess we did not play that out last week

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): it's ok

GM: So Zora has been invested as the Senior Investigator

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): sasha's on desk between me and keyboard and he gets what he wants today

GM: warm smiles

Rothuss Carder: raises a fist weakly in support.

Rothuss Carder: woo.

Temperance: Congratulations on your new medal!

Temperance: claps lightly.

Vee Barlett: polite clap.

Inv Zora Polasis: Thank you

Vee Barlett: So what's above bein' Senior?

Inv Zora Polasis: We'll see what thecathedral says when they see it

Lirtimya: Claps for Zora

GM: Master Investigator

Inv Zora Polasis: Think Master is above senior

Vee Barlett: And then?

GM: The Cathedral will accept it, it comes from the church, and blessed, so is very official

Vee Barlett: Wonder how many investigatin' you gotta do to hit "master"

Inv Zora Polasis: laughs

Inv Zora Polasis: A lot

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): sorry slow typing

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): gave him catnip so hopefully he will go psycho soon

seyfert (Vee Barlett): no worries! cats are cats

Rothuss Carder: Ok.. ummm.. what are you investing those gators with?

GM: There are Investigators, Senior Investigators, Chief Investigators, and Master Investigators

Rothuss Carder: shrugs at the weak joke

Rothuss Carder: yawns again

GM: So Zora is a Senior currently

Vee Barlett: Gators be fresh water. Diles be salt.

Inv Zora Polasis: Would be happy to not have any gators

Rothuss Carder: Who Investidiles?

Inv Zora Polasis: laughs

Vee Barlett: I ain't an invest so I ain't know.

Temperance: shakes her head with a grin.

Temperance: You guys are so funny early this morning.

Rothuss Carder: growls at Temperrance.

Vee Barlett: Roth do be funny lookin'

Vee Barlett: More than normal.

Temperance: shrugs.

Temperance: Does grumpiness affect how you look? I couldn't tell.

Vee Barlett: 'Cause I can wear it well.

Vee Barlett: So anythin' else fer ya, Senior? Or we hittin' the sails?

Rothuss Carder: Wouldn't know, never seen you look any different.

Temperance: muffles a laugh.

Temperance: Have you seen the stars in her eyes when she sees a mermaid?

Inv Zora Polasis: I'm good to go

Rothuss Carder: Nope. Too busy looking at the mermaid to bother with looking at Vee.

Vee Barlett: Who ain't have stars in their eyes? They good to look at. Sea Elves, too. But not them damn half elf kind,.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: ignores Vee and looks again at her badge happily

seyfert (Vee Barlett): SenInv!

Vee Barlett: To the dock, mates!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): InvisiSen!

wyjyoon (Temperance): she's ready to train all the newbies :)

Vee Barlett: How ya feelin' this mornin, Matey? Want to take the wheel?

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): oh that moved my zora icon down the row

Lirtimya: I can do that

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Weather Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 17]

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: How's the weather? Can we just sail or do we need to row too?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ......I didn't notice until now it was alphabetical, lol

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): lol was typing that as Lirt rolled

Lirtimya: Feeling hopeful for the day, hopefully good sailing weather

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Weather Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 11]

GM: It can be Alpha or in Init order

Lirtimya: I can't really tell, I think good

Vee Barlett: licks her fingers and tastes the wind.

Vee Barlett: Yar, it's good.

GM: Can you cook with all the flavors of the wine

GM: wind

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (if I type faster than bob I'm right, right?)

Glimber Silvernose: So no rowing?

Vee Barlett: Nah, we'll see how the sails go.

Glimber Silvernose: Good!

Vee Barlett: Good winds trailin' that storm still.

GM: You do normally row and sail

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): boo

GM: 12.17/6.17/6.17 miles of row&sail or only row or only sail

GM: (LINK)

Glimber Silvernose: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 14]

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 8) [FAILURE by 9] [d20 = 17]

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 12] [d20 = 4]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): we're allowed to just sail if we want :P

Temperance: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 9] [d20 = 19]

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Glimber will row for me

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 16]

Glimber Silvernose: sighs and gets to rowing

Vee Barlett: Well if yer all gearin' for it... we can just sail. We ain't in no hurry.

Vee Barlett: But if ya row, Rothuss will help ya.

Vee Barlett: glares at Rothuss.

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 17]

GM: And this is also the decsion of sail along the beaches, crash boat beach, or across the bay directly

Vee Barlett: Zora, ya see any crashed boats on at sandbar?

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): thought we decided last week to take the long way

Vee Barlett: Ya got the spyglass.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: I'll check

GM: You can see 7 miles out to the horizon

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 6]

GM: so No you do not see any boats crashed on the beach

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: looks for crashboat beach

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Nothing crashed

Vee Barlett: We'll keep an eye on the tide and keep our course.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Think that's just the name

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Seamanship [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20 = 6]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (did matey roll nav?)

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): yes ...

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ok I missed it just checking thx

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): it did not go well

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Rolled a fail

Vee Barlett: oooh....

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 4]

Glimber Silvernose: rowing alone

Vee Barlett: Ya must be sleepy still, Matey. I got it.

Vee Barlett: Keep an eye on the tide, yeah?

wyjyoon (Temperance): can I roll str again to help with the rowing or is it a one-time thing?

Lirtimya: Thanks Captain, I'll keep an eye out on the tide

wyjyoon (Temperance): I forget how many times you can roll

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): nah it's okay - we're in no rush

wyjyoon (Temperance): ok coolio

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): think it's a time thing

wyjyoon (Temperance): ahhh

wyjyoon (Temperance): got it

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sopmething something math

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): like you could probably roll after the next encounter check - bob can confirm or deny

GM: Encounters could be fun

GM: go for it

wyjyoon (Temperance): umm

wyjyoon (Temperance): with the rolls I've been doing, no thank you

wyjyoon (Temperance): :)

GM: You have made it 7 miles already so over half the day is gone

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: [d20 = 19]

The time is 12:03 AM

The date is Ko____de, 8th Spe (Early Fall), 589 SGR

Young Moon's phase is Evening Crescent

Old Moon's phase is Last Quarter

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): take that encounter gods

wyjyoon (Temperance): LOL

wyjyoon (Temperance): quote

The time is 12:03 AM

The time is 6:03 AM

The date is Mid____de, 7th Spe (Early Fall), 589 SGR

Young Moon's phase is New Moon

Old Moon's phase is Last Quarter

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

The time is 12:03 PM

GM: fixed

GM: Just after Noon on the 7th

GM: Apprently I had advanced it last week

seyfert (Vee Barlett): booo hoping we had a blissful peaceful sail :P

GM: so had to substract it

wyjyoon (Temperance): don't hope too hard, we'll jinx it :P

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

GM: Let's see the rowing results again

Glimber Silvernose: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 12] [d20 = 3]

Rothuss Carder: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 14]

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 8) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 2]

Temperance: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 15]

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Here I'll help you row Glimber

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 7] [d20 = 17]

Vee Barlett: Matey, yer up!

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Seamanship [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 14] [d20 = 2]

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 13]

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20 = 8]

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 5]

Vee Barlett: Lemme show them how to row.

GM: So I will give you half of the normal additional movement for rowing

Temperance: tries to watch out for anything since she can't help with rowing.

Lirtimya: Alright, I'll take over Cap'n

Vee Barlett: Seems they already forgot.

Glimber Silvernose: I haven't forgotten!

Vee Barlett: Yar, yer the only one reliable, Glimbs!

Vee Barlett: Gonna promote you to row master at this rate.

Glimber Silvernose: grins

wyjyoon (Temperance): I imagine Glimber wearing like a golden badge in the shape of an oar

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Rothuss Carder: never has gotten over being shook awake at an ungodly hour.

GM: I was very tempted to do the story from the show yesterday tonight, did anyone listen to it?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): sorry, no

GM: No reason to be sorry

GM: it good for me in this case I get to use that

GM: So encounter check

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): I rolled last one

Rothuss Carder: [d20 = 7]

Temperance: [d20 = 3]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ...I was going tosay I've had good low rolls....and then that

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): we really want encounters it seems

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): 73 - we meet a friendly God

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): who gives us all magic items

seyfert (Vee Barlett): it is two lucky numbers so yes, good things will happen, yep!

wyjyoon (Temperance): ooh magical items

Orias [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Keep to the right, these big wooden things can hurt if they run into you

Keep to the right, these big wooden things can hurt if they run into you

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Yar, knowin' ya there, we'll keep to the left.

Yar, knowin' ya there, we'll keep to the left.

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett: Keep the ship to the left, y'all. Otherwise we'll hit...uh...something?

Vee Barlett: Someone look over the to the right?

Rothuss Carder: And that would be Bad, right?

Lirtimya: Will do!

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 7] [d20 = 20]

wyjyoon (Temperance): wow

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 8] [d20 = 20]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): tempe is out....of it...and so is vee

wyjyoon (Temperance): my dice really wanted that crit

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

Rothuss Carder: Your other right!!

Vee Barlett: Yar, I'm steerin' that's why y'all go look!

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 14]

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 7]

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: looks over while rowing

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Yo ho! Can ya show us who you is?

Yo ho! Can ya show us who you is?

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Ain't wanna 'cause hurt.

Ain't wanna 'cause hurt.

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Hope it's not another giant turtle

Temperance: has no idea what she's supposed to be looking at, but squints anyway.

Temperance: Well... if it is, hopefully it's asleep like that last one.

Vee Barlett: Whatever it is said "those big wooden things will hurt" so... somethin' smaller? A smaller turtle maybe?

Vee Barlett: It was words on the wind so ain't sure who speakin' and they ain't answerin' me.

Temperance: Hm...

Temperance: Is the big wooden thing our ship?

Vee Barlett: Glimbs, yer fishin' make any of them waves or shadows familiar to ya?

Image: Grim Lady

Glimber Silvernose: Huh?

Glimber Silvernose: [SKILL] Fishing [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 2]

GM: That is very weird I cannot change sizes of token anymore

GM: I will investigate later

Glimber Silvernose: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 7) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 4]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): whaleeeeee

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): ohh give glimber something for that win :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): *pops confetti*

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

GM: But for that voice Glimber spots a pod of whales off to the side of the Ship

seyfert (Vee Barlett): pops lots of confetti

Rothuss Carder: Where?

Glimber Silvernose: Ohhhhh!!

Glimber Silvernose: Whales!

Glimber Silvernose: A herd of them

Vee Barlett: perks up.

Temperance: raises her brows.

Glimber Silvernose: points

Vee Barlett: Keep an eye on 'em so we ain't hurt them!

Glimber Silvernose: [SKILL] Animal Lore [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 7) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 4]

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): he is on a roll

seyfert (Vee Barlett): niceee!

wyjyoon (Temperance): *pops more confetti*

GM: They are NOT what Glimber expected

Rothuss Carder: All I see is water.

Glimber Silvernose: thinks about whales

Glimber Silvernose: That isn't what I expected a flock of whales to look like

GM: There are three larger whales, the look like fish eating whales (sperm whales if he knew what those were) and one smaller non-same type whale

Vee Barlett: Is it a herd or a flock?

Glimber Silvernose: There are 3 big ones that look like they eat fish and then a smaller one that looks different

Glimber Silvernose: shrugs

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Yar! We be friendlies. Who you all be?

Yar! We be friendlies. Who you all be?

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Glimber Silvernose: aren't herds and flocks the same thing really when you think about it?

Vee Barlett: I wonder what it's like to ride a whale... like a big dolphin?

Orias [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Oh you can understand us

Oh you can understand us

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett: shrugs and looks at Rothuss.

Vee Barlett: You know goats. Is it?

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Yar, ya all look lovely. Gonna make sure to keep my distance since ya worried about bein' hurt and I ain't wanna hurt ya.

Yar, ya all look lovely. Gonna make sure to keep my distance since ya worried about bein' hurt and I ain't wanna hurt ya.

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Temperance: scribbles notes about the encounter.

Orias [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Good Good

Good Good

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Any news on the ocean front?

Any news on the ocean front?

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Orias [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] We need to keep the young one safe

We need to keep the young one safe

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Rothuss Carder: It's a herd of goats, if that's what you're askin'

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: And a flock of sheep

Rothuss Carder: he thinks for a minute

Rothuss Carder: he thinks for a minute

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Cutie. It be yours?

Cutie. It be yours?

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Rothuss Carder: ... Pod?

Orias [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] We picked him up last week

We picked him up last week

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Glimber Silvernose: Pod of peas!

Vee Barlett: ...flock of sheep and herd of goats? That be confusin'

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Adopted? Very kind of ya!

Adopted? Very kind of ya!

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Rothuss Carder: They're all made up words anyways

Vee Barlett: The third whale be adopted. Must be while looks different.

Glimber Silvernose: That's what I was thinking

seyfert (Vee Barlett): *why

Temperance: I guess different groups of animals are categorized with different terminology.

Temperance: I guess different groups of animals are categorized with different terminology.

Temperance: shrugs.

Temperance: writes "pod of whales?"

Glimber Silvernose: Everything should just be called a bunch

Vee Barlett: Would ya get whipped in yer village if ya mixed the terms, though?

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] bunch

bunch

[understood by: Sen Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] I'm Vee! Who are you three?

I'm Vee! Who are you three?

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Rothuss Carder: chuckles.

Rothuss Carder: Like they needed any reason to want to whip me sometimes.

Temperance: winces.

Rothuss Carder: sighs and smiles, recalling good days.

GM: Carissa sent you a message on Signal about a critter

Vee Barlett: Lies. I have my phone and nothing has come through yet.

Orias [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] I am Orias

I am Orias

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ...ooc or vee has discovered phones

Temperance: Well... in any case, I don't think using the wrong terminology for groups of animals is punishable by law.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh a bug! hmm....

Orias [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] We are traveling with the current

We are traveling with the current

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Glimber Silvernose: That's good

Orias [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] We picked up this one little one

We picked up this one little one

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett: Orias be the main herd leader.

Temperance: raises her brows and continues to scribble down more notes.

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] He lost? Hurt? We got a priestess if ya need healin'

He lost? Hurt? We got a priestess if ya need healin'

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Orias [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Ahh No we don't need help with him

Ahh No we don't need help with him

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

wyjyoon (Temperance): gotta take care of something real quick. gonna log out to let my laptop cool down real quick and come back in. hopefully that'll prevent any more boot-outs :)

'wyjyoon' disconnected

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Well we'll do our best to keep our distance so ya don't get hurt. We goin' stay close to the shoreline and check out this beach.

Well we'll do our best to keep our distance so ya don't get hurt. We goin' stay close to the shoreline and check out this beach.

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Leraje [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Good don't want them stealing dinner

Good don't want them stealing dinner

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett: laughs

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Yar ain't gonna interrupt yer fishin' grounds tonight. Got me main fisherman busy rowin'

Yar ain't gonna interrupt yer fishin' grounds tonight. Got me main fisherman busy rowin'

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett: Another fishin' spot we should avoid, Glimbs. Good thing yer rowin'.

GM: And Glimber can see as the pod of whales swims on by

Glimber Silvernose: waves at the whales

Glimber Silvernose: They're going away

Rothuss Carder: Hey... Whales!

Glimber Silvernose: They don't want us talking any of their fish?

-> Glimber Silvernose: Glimber can wonder what they are doing with that other whale

GM: Roth can make an animal check

Glimber Silvernose: Nice to see that the big whales adopted the other whale.

Animal Rending

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Animal Rending [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20 = 11]

Glimber Silvernose: Wonder why unless it's just like you all taking me?

Glimber Silvernose: grins

Vee Barlett: Yar, ya never know Glimbs.

Vee Barlett: winks.

GM: I will give Vee a check too

seyfert (Vee Barlett): good news everybody! I have reassured bob he doesn't have termits so now he'll be nice to us the rest of the evening

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Sage Knowledge, Island Kingdoms [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 16]

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): good

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 8]

-> Glimber Silvernose: Could they be being nice to the little whale because they are nice? or because they are keeping dinner fresh?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ...no clue what kind of check so one of those maybe?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): can't roll her ranger skills

Glimber Silvernose: I think the big whales must be really nice

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Languages, Aquatic Creatures [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 11]

Glimber Silvernose: Hope it's not that they're going to eat the smaller one ...

Vee Barlett: Pleasant enough talkin'. Not mean or nothin'

-> Vee Barlett: Could they be being nice to the little whale because they are nice? or because they are keeping dinner fresh?

Rothuss Carder: Maybe they're fattening it up for a later meal?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): LOL

Rothuss Carder: Hah, you win Glimber.

Glimber Silvernose: That's what I was hoping it wasn't

Rothuss Carder: laghs.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): glimber is physic apparently

Vee Barlett: Well we ain't gonna know, are we? They went their way and we goin' ours, yeah?

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): glimber just says stuff - you all know what's what

GM: Story this week on the podcast, three times now they have spotted Orcas with a pilot whale calf adopted? Friendly? food?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ....oh she did say she didn't want us stealing dinner and I thought she meant the fishing spot....

Vee Barlett: Well... we can always follow them too....

Vee Barlett: Or it none our business.

Glimber Silvernose: nods

Glimber Silvernose: goes back to rowing

Vee Barlett: will remember this next whale encounter.

GM: It is getting towards evening

Rothuss Carder: starts to wake up slightly

GM: You should organize watches and decide camping on the beach or all stay on the ship

Vee Barlett: So how y'all wanna sleep tonight? I'm always votin' ship but I'm told it good to make crew happy so....guess y'all get opinions.

GM: Zora can spot the beach just on the horizon,

Vee Barlett: But there be land near fer campin'

GM: The shoreline follows along and disapears into the distance, then there is the sand bar island

Glimber Silvernose: It could be nice to sleep on a beach. Make a fire

Glimber Silvernose: Can't make a good fire on the ship

Rothuss Carder: Sure ya can! Just not a good idea is all.

GM: Zora can also spot several villages along the shore line a few more miles along

Glimber Silvernose: looking through the spyglass

Glimber Silvernose: There are multiple villages along the shore

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): oops - zora

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: There are multiple villages along the shore

Vee Barlett: Yar, you've been a hard worker, Glimbs. So lettin' yer vote win tonight.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Up ahead there

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: points up along the shore

Vee Barlett: Let's find a spot to anchor.

Glimber Silvernose: Thank you!

GM: Put in some pointers to show distances for you

GM: The widest part of the beach is about a half mile

GM: that island ridge of a beach is abotu a mile and a half wide and over 4 miles ong

Vee Barlett: If ya see somethin' promisin' we'll aim there.

GM: long

GM: You are in a good spot where the Lady is on the map

GM: not too much beach but not directly on the shore

seyfert (Vee Barlett): works for me

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): no villages right

GM: Correct no village where you are

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): we have to go up for peoples

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): further rather

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GM: They seem to be further along where they have easy acess to the sea and the other water inland

GM: Lirt and Vee can make local history or navigation checks

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 9] [d20 = 19]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Sage Knowledge, Island Kingdoms [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 3]

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 17]

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Sigh

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Rothuss has Local History too, but it may not apply to this situation

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Local History [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 10]

GM: Go for it TMO

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): just in case that gets something

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Local History [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 12]

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): land lubber historians

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

GM: Zora and Vee and Roth can tell that this is more of a protected inlet, storms bring in the flooding, high tides can cause issues, so having the island/ridges to protect the village saves them

GM: Which means the water on the other side is brackish, mixture of salt and fresh, so likely LOTS of mangroves

GM: etc

GM: But this side look barren but is just lots of sand that builds up over time then gets washed away

wyjyoon (Temperance): ooh mangroves

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: They seemed to survive the storm well

GM: The key reason this is all important is from Vee

GM: Storms - late summer

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): She hates groves of men

GM: Like you just had

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

GM: LOL TMO

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Vee Barlett: Yar, late summer storms can be bad fer villages. Place like this must thrive.

GM: And the storm must have gone through here yesterday

wyjyoon (Temperance): we're on the almond shaped island in the middle of that half-moon looking beach?

Vee Barlett: Probably least amount of sand it be had in awhile.

GM: No

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh

Vee Barlett: Washed all away.

GM: Youa re over on the far right

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh got it

wyjyoon (Temperance): not to the island yet

GM: Night is coming and you are there,

GM: You can stay in the water, camp on the beach, or push towards the villages

wyjyoon (Temperance): whatever the navigators decide I will roll with :)

Rothuss Carder: So long as it's not another sunrise church, wherever is fine

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): if only we had rowed a little harder

Lirtimya: I'm good with wherever, I just guide the ship

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Same. We had a nice night in the church last night so wherever is best

Vee Barlett: Glimbs, you callin' the shots. Camp or village?

Glimber Silvernose: Ummm ... camp so we don't wake up a village at night?

Vee Barlett: To the beach!

Glimber Silvernose: and we can make a big bonfire!

Temperance: smiles lightly.

Temperance: A bonfire sounds nice.

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): so the village sees it and comes to us ...

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

Vee Barlett: laughs

wyjyoon (Temperance): casually sending smoke signals

Vee Barlett: Mel can watch the ship tonight.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (so who which watch? vee doesn't have to double up)

wyjyoon (Temperance): 1st or 3rd is fine with me :)

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): glimber 1 and zora 3

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I can also do first or third

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): sorry sasha again

Temperance: [d4 = 3]

wyjyoon (Temperance): I guess 3rd for Tempe

seyfert (Vee Barlett): vee can do 2

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ....which leaves her with rothuss...yay.....

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): 2 for Roth is fine

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ;)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): if rothuss dies, it wasn't me

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so glimber and lirt first, vee and roth, zora and tempe

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I guess that puts me on first?

GM: So Glimber and Lirt?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yarrrr

GM: be right back she just got home

wyjyoon (Temperance): I might have missed this part, but who is Sasha?

wyjyoon (Temperance): got curious

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): my cat

wyjyoon (Temperance): ohhh

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): he had a very bad day yesterday so I am watching him carefully today and he gets a pass to jump on the desk

wyjyoon (Temperance): aww :( I see. I hope he feels better

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): anyway he jumped back off

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol "enough love for now, hooman"

Glimber Silvernose: pokes the fire with a stick

Glimber Silvernose: Lirtimya you haven't been able to do magic in a while. Do you miss it?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): poor baby

Glimber Silvernose: I mean not not being able to

Glimber Silvernose: Just not doing any

GM: b

wyjyoon (Temperance): I used to think I was pretty 50 50 on dogs and cats but these days I'm leaning more towards cat

Lirtimya: A bit, occasionally I do little magic that no one will notice to keep my skills up, not all magic is flashy thankfully. What about you? Anything you're missing being able to do?

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): always have had cats - i visit and like dogs but I just don't want the responsibility for one

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yeah, almost adopted one but... much more work so happy with just cats

Glimber Silvernose: Not much.

Glimber Silvernose: I'm kind of happy to be above ground these days now

Glimber Silvernose: You could do magic now if you wanted

Glimber Silvernose: No one would notice but me

wyjyoon (Temperance): Maybe I will ask for cat advice once I adopt one. It'll be later down the line, but I've never had a pet before

Glimber Silvernose: can you make fireworks?

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): sure happy to help if you need

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): biggest thing is to get supplies first and then cat after :)

Lirtimya: Not any that you can hold, but I should be able to make something that looks like them, just smaller

Glimber Silvernose: I'm small so small fireworks is good

Glimber Silvernose: grins

Lirtimya: Will attempt to make a bunch of small random lights scattered around the sky

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Cantrip [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 6]

GM: Nice

Glimber Silvernose: OOOOOO!!!!

wyjyoon (Temperance): got it. get the supplies first then cat

Glimber Silvernose: claps

wyjyoon (Temperance): niiiice Lirt!

Glimber Silvernose: That was pretty!!

Lirtimya: I'm glad you liked it, that's one I've practiced, it's a good excercise to just keep myself ready, these smaller lights are good practice for the larger things I need to do

Glimber Silvernose: Like what large things?

wyjyoon (Temperance): she'll pikachu something one day

Lirtimya: Well, like throwing fire from my hands, or summoning acid arrows, there's even a spell I haven't been able to test fully yet, I can conjure a lightning bolt to attack what I want

Glimber Silvernose: Wow

Glimber Silvernose: That would be like making a whole storm attack

Glimber Silvernose: I hope I get to see that some time

wyjyoon (Temperance): ooh storm attack sounds cool

Lirtimya: At a later time I may be able to conjure entire storms

Glimber Silvernose: That would be great! And then we could play truth or dare again

Glimber Silvernose: I didn't get to go last time

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): (somebody's a fan. :) )

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): not the prupose of casting a storm spell ...

GM: LOL

Lirtimya: Not sure I would call a storm on us, but I'm sure you don't need a storm to convince the crew to play truth or dare again

Glimber Silvernose: Hmmm maybe

wyjyoon (Temperance): just imagine the headlines: Stabby Storm Witch casts hurricane for a Truth or Dare Tournament

Glimber Silvernose: I think the wind and rain helps set the mood though

Glimber Silvernose: Possible disaster everywhere

Glimber Silvernose: And we laugh in the face of danger!

Glimber Silvernose: laughs

Glimber Silvernose: Right?

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): lol Wendy

Lirtimya: Yeah, it does set a certain mood, well, maybe someday I can do that for you, or since it's this time of year we'll get more natural storms like that

Glimber Silvernose: Hope so

Glimber Silvernose: Hope you can use more magic soon. It's fun

Lirtimya: Me too, however the conditions for me needing the magic usually isn't the best for us, so on one hand I hope I do, on the other, not so much

Glimber Silvernose: nods

Glimber Silvernose: It's sure taking a long time to get back

GM: Lirt could always dispel magic...... just saying

Glimber Silvernose: I ddn't know this island was so big

Glimber Silvernose: Thought it was just going around the back end but this island sure has a big back end!

Glimber Silvernose: grins

GM: lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): well it is a giant butthole....

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): sorry glimber will just ramble

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): lol carissa

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): true

Lirtimya: Will pull out her maps to show Glimber where they are

seyfert (Vee Barlett): no apologies needed

wyjyoon (Temperance): don't be sorry we love the rambles

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Cartography [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 11]

Glimber Silvernose: maps!

Glimber Silvernose: where are we?

GM: Lirt can point out you are about 75% of the way around the island to get back to Osterhold

Lirtimya: So this is about where we were, and now this is where we are, we're about three fourths of the way done with our sailing till we get back to Osterhold

Glimber Silvernose: So one fourth of what we did is ...

Glimber Silvernose: not so much time?

wyjyoon (Temperance): alright, gonna step out again to let this thing cool. I will brb!

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GM: Maybe a week or more

Lirtimya: Not even nearly as much, we'll be done with this part of the journey soon

Lirtimya: Probably a week more

Glimber Silvernose: That'll be good

Glimber Silvernose: Thanks for showing me

Glimber Silvernose: Sailing is fine and all but I like being on the ground too

Glimber Silvernose: pokes the fire with his stick again

Glimber Silvernose: big fire! big fire!

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Well, seeing as she's about to rest and get them all back anyways, Lirt could use a burning hands to make the fire bigger

seyfert (Vee Barlett): do itttttt

GM: Lirt takes some time to plot and works out it is more than 120 miles still to go, so at least ten more days, so over a week (9 day weeks)

Lirtimya: Will position herself so nothing and no one is in the line of her flames except the fire

Lirtimya: Take a step back Glimber, watch this

Glimber Silvernose: steps back a bit

Glimber Silvernose: Okay

Lirtimya: [INIT] [MOD:Burning Hands] [d10+1 = 11]

Lirtimya: Just aimed at the fire

GM: WOOOSH

Glimber Silvernose: WHEEEE!!!

Glimber Silvernose: Now that's a fire!

Glimber Silvernose: does a dance around the fire waving his stick in the air

Glimber Silvernose: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 19]

Glimber Silvernose: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 7]

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): oops - first a fail

Glimber Silvernose: almost falls into the fire in his excitement

Glimber Silvernose: Whoops!

Lirtimya: Don't fall!

Glimber Silvernose: Trying not to ...

Glimber Silvernose: laughs

GM: [d20 = 20]

GM: Nope they totally missed your fire

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): too bad

GM: and so the second watch

seyfert (Vee Barlett): wow

Glimber Silvernose: I'll go wake Rothuss if you wake Vee

Glimber Silvernose: She likes you best

Lirtimya: Sounds good to me

Glimber Silvernose: goes over and gently shakes Rothuss

Glimber Silvernose: Watch time!

Lirtimya: Will go slowly wake Vee up for second watch

Vee Barlett: groans and rolls over.

Vee Barlett: Sure ya don't want another watch?

GM: I will pay you tuesday for a watch today

Rothuss Carder: grunts and rolls over.

Rothuss Carder: Already?

Glimber Silvernose: Yup

seyfert (Vee Barlett): exactly especially since tuesdays don't exist here!

Rothuss Carder: sighs and rolls out of his hammock.

Glimber Silvernose: You missed it Lirt made the fire big and fireworks too

Lirtimya: I need to get rest to get my spells back, plus, you volunteered for second watch

Glimber Silvernose: I'm going to sleep now

Rothuss Carder: Sweet dreams

Vee Barlett: sighs loudly.

Glimber Silvernose: Thanks!

Vee Barlett: Only fer you, Matey.

Vee Barlett: Anythin' to report?

Glimber Silvernose: goes and lies down on his blanket

Lirtimya: Nothing of note, we've got probably 10 days or so left to travels

Vee Barlett: Yar, we'll go over that in the mornin'

Vee Barlett: Get some sleep.

Lirtimya: Alright, goodnight Cap'n

Rothuss Carder: has hooked his feet on the top bar of railing and is hanging upside down, letting gravity stretch out his back.

Lirtimya: Goes and lays down to sleep

Vee Barlett: We're campin' on shore. Get yer ass down there.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): (oh, dangit, forgot, sorry)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (or are we all already on shore?)

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): yes

Vee Barlett: Keep that fire blazin'

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I absolutely did not put Fire and Not Ship together. LOL my brain just put a picture out there, and my fingers typed it

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): totally my fault

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Rothuss Carder: Evening, Cap'n. Sleep well?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): so ignore the haning upside down thing

Vee Barlett: No. Ground too hard fer good sleep.

Rothuss Carder: It's probably the rocking.

Rothuss Carder: Maybe figure out a way to get a hammock out here.

Vee Barlett: Yar but it ain't comparable to me ship bed.

Vee Barlett: Land just so... uncomfortable. How y'all stand it?

Rothuss Carder: shrugs.

Rothuss Carder: It's just what you're used to, I imagine.

Vee Barlett: Me legs made of sea. That fact.

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Sea Legs [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 9]

Vee Barlett: points to her sea legs.

GM: She needs that Orange

Rothuss Carder: First time you've asked me to look at your legs.

Rothuss Carder: pokes the fire.

Vee Barlett: Well ya, I can't stab with them unless I'm wearin' heels.

Rothuss Carder: Not the best shoewear for shipboard either

Vee Barlett: Exactly. Be why I got me boots on.

Rothuss Carder: Beaches aren't the best place for heels either.

Vee Barlett: Yar, be why I ain't wearin' them now.

Rothuss Carder: So, you'd be wearing them if you could? Did not imagine they were your preferred wear.

Vee Barlett: Depend what I be doin'

Rothuss Carder: Oh, yeah, knew you wore them on occasion.

Vee Barlett: Went to plenty of parties in Osterhold. They good to wear to them fer many reasons.

Vee Barlett: They like extra daggers on me feet. Why wouldn't I like wearin' them?

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Rothuss Carder: They're a bit too cumbersome for me. Iff you're not standing upright, it's harder to get that way again quickly.

GM: See the Masqurade party in Osterhold (prior to Wendy's time here)

Rothuss Carder: You ever tried doing a forward roll and then standing up in heels?

Vee Barlett: Yar, it be a skill. But when them guards frisk ya down fer daggers 'cause ya can't pay someone off, they always ignore heels.

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Rothuss Carder: If you don't know someone, I'm sure I can find one that can put a blade in your boot heels for you.

Whisper recipient not found.

Usage: /w GM [message] Usage: /w [recipient] [message]

GM: Huh you cannot whisper to a player only to a character

Vee Barlett: Yar, you know I know someone. Still fun stabbin' with the heel itself, though.

Vee Barlett: grins.

Vee Barlett: Ain't sure what you guys do... er, well, you non-heel wearin' guys. Dad wore a pair before. Looked good in them.

wyjyoon: came back just in time to see Vee talk about stabbing

GM: See the Masqurade party in Osterhold (prior to Wendy's time here)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so normal talk

wyjyoon (Temperance): ooh a masquerade party

Rothuss Carder: Some of us prefer sharper words to steel. And no guard ever frisks you for that.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): clearly we need another that wendy can actually be here for

GM: Words are weapons, sharper than knives, makes you wonder how the other half died

Vee Barlett: Can't kill nobody with them. Nor they matter if ya can't back it up 'cause yer blade work be wantin'....

Rothuss Carder: It's one reason I study both. Mebbe folks better with one or the other, but I can choose which one to use.

Vee Barlett: ....ya seen how ya been lately? No, ya can't. Ya can barely hold a drumstick.

Vee Barlett: laughs

Rothuss Carder: pulls out his drumsticks, flips one around and holds the handle out to Vee.

Rothuss Carder: En garde, Capitan.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Hard to stab with it, but fine.

Rothuss Carder: falls into a dueling stance, holding the other drumstick.

Vee Barlett: Hard to stab with it, but fine.

Vee Barlett: grabs it.

Rothuss Carder: I know. Just for funsies.

wyjyoon (Temperance): duel of the drumsticks

Rothuss Carder: No one else to see, no harm to be done.

Vee Barlett: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (R)] Dagger [THACO(15)] [d20 = 4]

Attack [4] -> [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 8 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

Vee Barlett: See? Useless.

Vee Barlett: pokes him.

GM: [d20 = 7]

Image: Grim Lady

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ...boib doesn't want us to duel apparently

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] Unskilled Melee [THACO(17)] [d20 = 9]

Attack [9] -> [at Vee Barlett] [DEF EFFECTS +1] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 5 ] [AC: 8 ] [MISS]

GM: [7 = 7]

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] Dagger [THACO(15)] [d20 = 12]

Attack [12] -> [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 8 ] [AC: 3 ] [HIT]

GM: When out on the beach there arrose such a clatter, that Vee rose from her duel to see what was the matter

Vee Barlett: Oh just gotta do...

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): nice bob

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Rothuss Carder: Touch.

wyjyoon (Temperance): ooh rhyming

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 9]

Vee Barlett: Yar wait...

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): attack of the hermit crabs?

wyjyoon (Temperance): darn I want soft-shell crabs now

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): LOL

GM: Two Giant Crabs that crawled up onto the beach, forcing Rothuss and Vee to to say son of a B&^%$*

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): "beach"

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Yar, go away.

Yar, go away.

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

wyjyoon (Temperance): LOL

Vee Barlett: Bet they be delicious....

GM: No to Vee for them understanding or at least listening

GM: Vee and Roth go first at least

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): careful, Bob... there's a child here watching...

Vee Barlett: tries to look intimidating like Zora.

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Charisma (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 9]

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): sweet

wyjyoon (Temperance): It runs in the Family (2)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

GM: smiles with TMO I am sticking PG13

GM: but right now it is the two of you versus the two giant crabs

Rothuss Carder: stashes his drumstick away and moves off to one side, away from Vee, pulling his sabrre.

GM: Vee can go

seyfert (Vee Barlett): her glare didn't work?? sighhh

GM: Observation?

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 12]

GM: They have spears

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): hark, what light breaks from yonder window? Tis the Capn, her glare most glinty

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so her threat and glare didn't work but she notices spears, okay

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ruddde :P

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol tmo

wyjyoon (Temperance): i'm gonna have so many rhymes to put in summary lol

Rothuss Carder: draws his main-gauche as well, seeing as they're not just basic crab thingies.

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] Trident +1 [THACO(15)] [d20+3 = 5]

Attack [5] -> [at Crustacean Giant, Giant Crab 1] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 3 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] Trident [THACO(15)] [d20+2 = 13]

Attack [13] -> [at Crustacean Giant, Giant Crab 1] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 3 ] [AC: 2 ] [HIT]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): L?

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Trident beats Spear.

Trident beats Spear.

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

GM: M

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Trident [TYPE: piercing (1d6+2=4)] [d6+2 = 4]

Damage [4] -> [to Crustacean Giant, Giant Crab 2] [STATUS: Moderate]

[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

Vee Barlett: Bet they'd fry up good.

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] Sabre [THACO(17)] [d20 = 6]

Attack [6] -> [at Vee Barlett] [DEF EFFECTS +1] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 5 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] Main-gauche (2nd Atk) [THACO(17)] [d20-2 = 11]

Attack [11] -> [at Vee Barlett] [DEF EFFECTS +1] [Hit-AC: 6 vs. 5 ] [AC: 6 ] [MISS]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ...wrong person

GM: chuckles are you sure?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I cleared and changed my target!

Vee Barlett: glares at Rothuss stabbing at her.

GM: Roth can blame it on the crabs

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): one sec, doing it AGAIN

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

GM: and have his own ship

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] Sabre [THACO(17)] [d20 = 9]

Attack [9] -> [at Crustacean Giant, Giant Crab 2] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 3 ] [AC: 8 ] [MISS]

wyjyoon (Temperance): Mutiny on the Lady Season 3

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] Main-gauche (2nd Atk) [THACO(17)] [d20-2 = 5]

Attack [5] -> [at Crustacean Giant, Giant Crab 2] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 3 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

[TURN] MeLange - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

Vee Barlett: See? Maybe ya gotta duel more.

[TURN] Crustacean Giant, Giant Crab 2

Crustacean Giant, Giant Crab 2: [ATTACK (M)] Pincer #2 [THACO(17)] [d20 = 11]

Attack [11] -> [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 6 vs. 8 ] [AC: 6 ] [HIT]

Crustacean Giant, Giant Crab 2: [ATTACK (M)] Pincer #1 [THACO(17)] [d20 = 14]

Attack [14] -> [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 8 ] [AC: 3 ] [HIT]

Crustacean Giant, Giant Crab 2: [DAMAGE (M)] Pincer #2 [TYPE: slashing (2d4=7)] [2d4 = 7]

Damage [7] -> [to Rothuss Carder] [STATUS: Light]

Crustacean Giant, Giant Crab 2: [DAMAGE (M)] Pincer #1 [TYPE: slashing (2d4=5)] [2d4 = 5]

Damage [5] -> [to Rothuss Carder] [STATUS: Moderate]

[TURN] Crustacean Giant, Giant Crab 1

Crustacean Giant, Giant Crab 1: [ATTACK (M)] Pincer #1 [THACO(17)] [d20 = 7]

Attack [7] -> [at Vee Barlett] [DEF EFFECTS +1] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 5 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]

Crustacean Giant, Giant Crab 1: [ATTACK (M)] Pincer #2 [THACO(17)] [d20 = 15]

Attack [15] -> [at Vee Barlett] [DEF EFFECTS +1] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 5 ] [AC: 2 ] [HIT]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oops, Crab #1 should have damage not #2

Crustacean Giant, Giant Crab 1: [DAMAGE (M)] Pincer #2 [TYPE: slashing (2d4=3)] [2d4 = 3]

Damage [3] -> [to Vee Barlett] [STATUS: Light]

[TURN] Sen Inv Zora Polasis - [[TRGT: Glimber Silvernose]; LANG: Gnomish]

[TURN] Lirtimya - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light | Casting Burning Hands; (C); [D: 1]; [ACTION]]

[INIT] 11 : Burning Hands

[TURN] Ratbone Carder - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

[TURN] Temperance - [LIGHT: 60/0 continual light | LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

[INIT] 104 : Personal Reading

[ROUND 3]

[TURN] Glimber Silvernose - [(IFT:TYPE(bugbear, giant, gnoll, ogre, troll); AC: 4) | LIGHT: 60/0 continual light | (IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1) | [TRGT: Glimber Silvernose]; VISION: 60 infravision | LANG: Gnomish]

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] Trident +1 [THACO(15)] [d20+3 = 15]

Attack [15] -> [at Crustacean Giant, Giant Crab 1] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 3 ] [AC: 0 ] [HIT]

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] Trident [THACO(15)] [d20+2 = 20]

Attack [20] -> [at Crustacean Giant, Giant Crab 1] [Hit-AC: -5 vs. 3 ] [AC: -5 ] [HIT]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): we can't all have THAC0's of 11. :P

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Trident +1 [TYPE: piercing, magic (1d6+3=9)] [d6+3 = 9]

Damage [9] -> [to Crustacean Giant, Giant Crab 1] [STATUS: Heavy]

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Trident [TYPE: piercing (1d6+2=7)] [d6+2 = 7]

Damage [7] -> [to Crustacean Giant, Giant Crab 1] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 2] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

Vee Barlett: You gonna be delicious! Trident wins!

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] Sabre [THACO(17)] [d20 = 6]

Attack [6] -> [at Crustacean Giant, Giant Crab 2] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 3 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] Main-gauche (2nd Atk) [THACO(17)] [d20-2 = 18]

Attack [18] -> [at Crustacean Giant, Giant Crab 2] [Hit-AC: -1 vs. 3 ] [AC: -1 ] [CRITICAL HIT]

Vee Barlett: Yar, like that!

wyjyoon (Temperance): whoaa

Vee Barlett: Again!

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] Main-gauche (2nd Atk) [THACO(17)] [d20-2 = -1]

Attack [-1] -> [at Crustacean Giant, Giant Crab 2] [Hit-AC: 18 vs. 3 ] [AC: 18 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

wyjyoon (Temperance): nice!

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh wait

Vee Barlett: ....but not like that.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lmao

Rothuss Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Main-gauche (2nd Atk) [TYPE: slashing (1d4=2)] [d4 = 2]

Damage [2] -> [to Crustacean Giant, Giant Crab 2] [STATUS: Heavy]

wyjyoon (Temperance): sorry that was a delay

GM: [d20 = 5]

Rothuss Carder: trips over a spear end

GM: It tries to run away

Vee Barlett: face palm.

GM: You each get one attack at it

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] Sabre [THACO(17)] [d20 = 12]

Attack [12] -> [at Crustacean Giant, Giant Crab 2] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 3 ] [AC: 5 ] [MISS]

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] Trident +1 [THACO(15)] [d20+3 = 16]

Attack [16] -> [at Crustacean Giant, Giant Crab 2] [Hit-AC: -1 vs. 3 ] [AC: -1 ] [HIT]

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Trident +1 [TYPE: piercing, magic (1d6+3=9)] [d6+3 = 9]

Damage [9] -> [to Crustacean Giant, Giant Crab 2] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 3] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Vee Barlett: I wanna eat you, too.

Rothuss Carder: So you'd totally have eaten the bird-man if it'd attacked you first?

Vee Barlett: We gotta figure out what to do with you, Roth.

Vee Barlett: shrugs

Vee Barlett: They didn't talk back. If ya want a fight, ya gotta be willin' to accept the consequences.

Vee Barlett: Now help me get them to the fire.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): you need to have someone other than TMO rolling the dice, is what you need to do

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so a miracle!

Rothuss Carder: Lemme look at 'em real quick.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): not dissecting, just looking for other signs of intelligence

Vee Barlett: Well you is good at that whole... animal dissectrion thing. Go fer it.

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Animal Rending [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 16]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): everything has a sign, you need a definition of what counts as int ;)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): "using a spear" is often a pretty big sign. :)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): man is roth going vegan on us?

wyjyoon (Temperance): now that I zoom in I see that one arm has pinchers and the other has fingers

User has gone AFK. (MadamePsychosis)

wyjyoon (Temperance): I totally wondered how they were grasping those spears

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol dnd I figure magic

Vee Barlett: Yar still lookin'? Meat is fresh. And the fire be burnin'

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): just checking to see if it's still cannibalism when it's intelligent, even if it's not human

seyfert (Vee Barlett): cannibalism is for eating your own species, or for some, genus, not usually based on intelligence

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and not sure bob is going to give you that OR he disappeared

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): not sure either

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Maybe Florida sank?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): rip florida

wyjyoon (Temperance): oof

seyfert (Vee Barlett): gone like an island on a turtle back

GM: grins

wyjyoon (Temperance): he lives

GM: Did not think it needed an answer

GM: If they are dead

seyfert (Vee Barlett): vee agrees

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): are they wearing clothes, have other tools, carrying baseball team logos?

GM: none of the above, only a spear

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): ok, thank you, that's what I was asking. :)

Rothuss Carder: Sure thing, Cap'n. What floats your ... belly, I guess.

Rothuss Carder: helps drag the crab men over to the fire for Vee to cook.

GM: Zora and Temp can make Con checks to wake up to the smell of roasting crab

Temperance: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 13]

GM: A dream within a Dream

GM: So hungry

Temperance: continues to sleep.

GM: grins that is waking up

Vee Barlett: Damn, smells good.

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh whoops

Vee Barlett: takes a small taste.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 17]

GM: Zora often dreams of steamed crab so continues to sleep

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Temperance: awakens at the sound of roasting crabs.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

Temperance: stretches and peeks out.

Temperance: Everyone okay out there?

Vee Barlett: Just cookin' some crabs that attacked us.

Temperance: raises her brows.

Temperance: I... okay

Temperance: Are you hurt any?

Rothuss Carder: Intelligent-like, if it matters to you. Those are their spears *points*

Vee Barlett: shows her bloody arm.

Vee Barlett: You eat fish and they talk back.

Temperance: observes the bloody arm first.

Vee Barlett: But this crab do be good.

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 6]

Rothuss Carder: No, they talk back to you, not me.

Vee Barlett: They talk back to you. You just don't understand them.

Vee Barlett: They ain't a pirate ghost ship.

wyjyoon (Temperance): *looks on combat tracker for the 3hp wounds on Vee*

Temperance: Tis but a scratch, Captain.

Vee Barlett: Yar. Didn't say it was bad.

Temperance: grins lightly and wipes the blood off.

Temperance: Glad you'll live.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (or that I was looking at Mel's 17 and thought it was vee....)

Vee Barlett: Lemme go wake up Zora while Roth gets all.... moody-like.

Temperance: Alright, next patient.

Temperance: chuckles lightly.

Vee Barlett: grabs a giant cooked claw and walks over to wave it in front of Zora.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): another con!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): maybe if it's in her face...

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 9]

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 2]

Rothuss Carder: No wounds to bandage this time, doctor.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Mmmmm

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Dinner?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): darn, was hoping she'd fail so vee could smack her face with it next, lol

Rothuss Carder: But feel free to practice if you want.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: rolls over

Vee Barlett: Breakfast.

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): lol too bad

Vee Barlett: Get up and getcha some crab,sis.

wyjyoon (Temperance): squints at the 12 hp wounds on the CT for Roth

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: You've been cooking?

Vee Barlett: Lots to go around.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (he got hit, yes)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (vee just a scratch)

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: sits up

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): he did? I missed it

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ...three times

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): *rewinds*

Vee Barlett: Yar. Ain't sure it comparable to Matey, but if giant crab attack me, I'm gonna eat them.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): somehow I totally missed it. 8sigh* I'm obviously not quite mentally here tonight

seyfert (Vee Barlett): *pats tmo on the back*

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Where did you get crab?

wyjyoon (Temperance): it's totally cool, we all have our moments!

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): yup

Rothuss Carder: points out his ouchies to Nurse Tempe

Vee Barlett: From the sea, duh.

Temperance: grins lightly.

Vee Barlett: Crawled up on the beach, gave me a scratch, gave Roth a good pinch, and we....well, I stabbed it to death. Both of 'em.

Vee Barlett: Roth, uh, attempted. I think maybe scratched one up lightly.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Thats good

Temperance: Sorry for the itch, but it's for the ouchies.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: stands up

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Temperance: Temperance cast a spell NOT memorized.

Temperance: [CAST] Cure Light Wounds [at Rothuss Carder]

Rothuss Carder: The things I put up with....

Temperance: [HEAL] Cure Light Wounds [d8 = 2]

Heal [2] -> [to Rothuss Carder]

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Hopefully you scared everything away and we'll have a peaceful end of the night

seyfert (Vee Barlett): laughs

Vee Barlett: laughs

Vee Barlett: Or they gonna smell crab and come fer a visit.

Vee Barlett: Well, I ate me fill fer now. I'll eat what's left in the mornin'.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: That too

wyjyoon (Temperance): shoot maybe I ought to have done Orison instead

Vee Barlett: Wake me if ya get visitors ya need me to poke!

wyjyoon (Temperance): that cave got me on cure light

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Will do

Vee Barlett: hands her the claw then heads to bed.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: smiles

Rothuss Carder: Hey, that wasn't too bad, actually.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: This smells wonderful. If only we had some butter

Rothuss Carder: Hardly itches at all.

Temperance: Glad you think so, because I'm going to try another.

Temperance: grins.

Temperance: [HEAL] Cure Light Wounds [d8 = 5]

Heal [5] -> [to Rothuss Carder] [STATUS: Light]

wyjyoon (Temperance): better

GM: THere are only two claws

Rothuss Carder: Oh... yup! That's the itch

GM: At least the large claws

Rothuss Carder: ahhh... *scratches*

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): because she didn't roast the crab hands?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): wow... was vee nice by accident?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): or did she eat one and give zora the other?

Temperance: Wait, don't scratch too much, you're not fully healed yet!

GM: So Zora and Temp each get a giant claw

seyfert (Vee Barlett): en guard!

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Temperance: distractedly receives a giant claw.

GM: But Vee did get a lot of the meat

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so she was accidentally nice, we all know claw meat is best, lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): well suppose the landlubbers don't now so they need a giant crab claw to remember ;)

Rothuss Carder: Thanks, Tempe. It fades, fortunately.

Temperance: All part of how your body reacts to healing, I suppose. Haven't had people say it itches before, but glad it's temporary.

Temperance: glances at the giant claw in her hand.

Temperance: So... anyone know how to crack this thing open?

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Got a dagger?

Temperance: nods.

Temperance: Can't say I use it effectively most times, but yes.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: sits down in front of the fire and pulls out her dagger

Temperance: pulls out her dagger as well to follow what Zora is doing.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: I'm no expert but I think a blade will work

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: works the dagger in and then pulls til she hears a crack

Temperance: watches attentively.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: A little messy

Temperance: I see. An experience, nonetheless.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 18]

GM: THat is a hit and a CRACK

Temperance: tries to follow suit.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Very messy

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: sits down in front of the fire and pulls out her dagger

wyjyoon (Temperance): whoa that copied and pasted

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: pulls out some meat and takes a bite

wyjyoon (Temperance): sorry lol

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): no worries

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Very good!

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: watches Tempe

wyjyoon (Temperance): did the dice roll? it rolled in chat but disappeared

GM: No you rolled out of the chat box

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh ok trying again

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so she was accidentally nice, we all know claw meat is best, lol

Temperance: glances at the giant claw in her hand.

User has gone AFK. (Master TMO)

wyjyoon (Temperance): welp

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

GM: [d20 = 8]

GM: [4d12 = 29]

wyjyoon (Temperance): fg doesn't want me to roll dex evidently

GM: [20d6 = 76]

GM: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 11) [FAILURE by 7] [d20 = 18]

GM: That is a hit like Zora

wyjyoon (Temperance): cool

GM: SMASH and fresh steamed meat

wyjyoon (Temperance): thanks bob :)

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): so messy but cracked

Temperance: widens her eyes at the mess.

Temperance: Where was this arm strength when I was trying to row?

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Try it. It's good

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: laughs

Temperance: tastes some of the meat and smiles.

Temperance: It is very good, indeed.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: I'm going to save half of mine for Glimber. He'd be so sad to miss out

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: takes a bit more

Temperance: This claw is so big I don't think I can eat the whole thing either. You want to share some of mine? Or I can save some of it for Glimber too.

Temperance: Or Lirt! Maybe Lirt will like some of the crab.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Lirt would probably like some

wyjyoon (Temperance): ey we synced :)

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: She probably even has butter

Temperance: Does butter pair well with crab?

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Ohh yes and lemon

GM: [d20 = 18]

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: But this is fine as it is

Temperance: takes another bite and stops to save some for Lirt.

Temperance: takes another bite and stops to save some for Lirt.

wyjyoon (Temperance): sorry chat person in advance

Temperance: I learned how to open a crab claw today, so that was fun.

Temperance: chuckles lightly.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Lirt and Vee could most likely do it better but you won't starve

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: grins

Temperance: I have no doubt in either of them. I'm sure Vee could do it with her eyes closed.

Temperance: laughs lightly.

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Back, we still on third watch or morning?

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Definitely

seyfert (Vee Barlett): third

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Okay

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): have to run laundry back in a bit

User has gone AFK. (Master TMO)

Temperance: Speaking of Vee...

Temperance: Zora, do you happen to know anything about Guardians?

Temperance: wipes her hands as she flips through her notes.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Other than saints in the church, no

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Glimber told me what happened the other night

Temperance: Ah, so he's told you! I was wondering how Guardians worked. I was told they were very powerful, so I wanted to know more.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: I told Glimber that Vee protected the ship and he should be grateful for that but my mind is not far from Glimber's as far as that man being nothing more than a pirate thief

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Anyone that threatens your destruction unless yoe allow him to take your valuables is not good in my mind

seyfert (Vee Barlett): i walk away for one second and tempe starts gossiping??

Temperance: nods lightly as she listens attentively.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: If a ship is out of fuel it should land until they earn enough to fly again

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Not send some rogue out to steal

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Just my thoughts

Temperance: I had my reservations. Those in power have tendency to abuse it.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: shrugs

Temperance: And while it's definitely priority to protect the ship... I dunno, I wonder how the other Guardians will be if we ever meet any more.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: But the ship stayed in tact and the losses were minimal considering so it is what it is

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Studying Guardians would be interesting

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Anyone can say they are a guardian

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Did he have any powers other than the fact that he had tamed the roc?

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: You are a guardian of your faith. You could travel around professing so

Temperance: Hm... not that I could detect? He could have charmed Vee, but Vee was also charming him in return.

Temperance: laughs lightly.

Temperance: I think I will wait until I state myself as such.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: I bet she was

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: laughs

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: You can pray on it for guidance

'wyjyoon' disconnected

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Faith and a connection to your god is a wonderful thing

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: I only have faith but am not linked as you are

GM: as Wendy disapears

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): the gods called her away

GM: LOL

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): she comes back a guardian!

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): oh well

'wyjyoon' connected

[TURN] Crustacean Giant, Giant Crab 1

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): zombie crab back from the dead?

[TURN] Sen Inv Zora Polasis - [[TRGT: Glimber Silvernose]; LANG: Gnomish]

GM: Just trying to stop the Init Indicator

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): ok

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): i'll kill a crab if it would make it feel better

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): fg - not the crab obviously

GM: LOL

GM: Wendy is almost back

GM: to wrap up before you get to wak the rest of them

wyjyoon: hello I am back

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Temperance: I do pray frequently, but... for now, I want time to be Temperance without titles and all the fancy things.

Temperance: As Vee says, I'm "dense".

Temperance: grins.

Temperance: I need time to know myself.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: I understand that

GM: Didn't Temp get a new title on this trip?

wyjyoon (Temperance): uhhhh

wyjyoon (Temperance): did she?

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: And your connection to your god is more important than any of the titles and so forth

seyfert (Vee Barlett): from julia i think

wyjyoon (Temperance): if so she's ignoring it for as long as she can :)

Temperance: nods in agreement.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: But ... if you did want to call yourself a guardian, I think all you would have to do is say so

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Loudly

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: laughs

Temperance: I do agree. I haven't always been the best at trusting things, but I am learning to trust the faith I have. And my god of course.

Temperance: laughs lightly.

Temperance: Don't tell Vee that. She might try it.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: oh yes

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Not saying that to anyone but you

seyfert (Vee Barlett): nah she knows she isn't a guardian, but a queen....

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Temperance: A secret kept between us then, until it can be a secret no more.

Temperance: grins mischievously.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: smiles

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: I like that

GM: and the morning sun rises over the water

Temperance: Look at the sunrise!

Temperance: points as she stands.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: It's beautiful

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: gets up as well

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Time to wake the masses I suppose

Temperance: gingerly picks up the crab meat she's saved.

Temperance: Yes, let's go ahead and wake the others.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: follows Tempe to wake the group

Temperance: goes to Lirt first and jostles her shoulder a bit.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: gives her crab meat to Glimber

Temperance: Good morning, Lirt. Would you like some crab for breakfast?

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Rothuss and Vee got some crab last night. I saved you some

Glimber Silvernose: Thanks! That makes for a good morning

Temperance: Rothuss and Vee had a run-in with some... er... crabs with spears?

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: smiles

Temperance: recalls the spears Rothuss pointed out the previous night.

Lirtimya: Goodmorning, I'll gladly take some crab, thank you!

Temperance: hands Lirtimya the crab claw with the meat inside.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: goes to wake Vee next

Temperance: Sorry, it's a little messy.

Lirtimya: Did they both make it out alright? Or did Rothuss get hit on the head again?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Temperance: laughs lightly.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Good morning!

Lirtimya: Eats her share of the meat

Vee Barlett: grumbles.

Temperance: Last I saw, he was fine. Just a little scratched.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Time to set sail soon

Vee Barlett: Stop bein' so cheery.

Vee Barlett: yawns and sits up.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Look at the sunrise across the beach

Vee Barlett: Be nice but be better on the ocean.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: It's beautiful and you can't make me be in a foul mood

Vee Barlett: Anythin' else crawl up the beach?

Temperance: goes over to tap Rothuss on the shoulder, but hesitates a little.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: No all quiet

Temperance: Maybe letting him sleep might be a better idea....

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: You scared all the beasties away

Vee Barlett: That be fine but keep yer cheery mood to yerself. I don't want it.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: laughs

Vee Barlett: Yar. Good. Lemme get the ship ready.

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Seamanship [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 13] [d20 = 3]

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: leaves her humming as she goes

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 16]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 10]

Vee Barlett: Matey, you can sail this mornin'

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 3]

Temperance: picks herself up and lets Rothuss sleep in.

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20 = 6]

Vee Barlett: Twigged me wrist stabbin' that crab.

Temperance: goes out onto the deck.

Lirtimya: Alright, I can do that, that crab woke me up, it was good

Temperance: furrows her brows.

Vee Barlett: grins

Temperance: What happend to your wrist?

Vee Barlett: Glad it be good eats.

Vee Barlett: Ya ever get a papercut between yer fingers?

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): sleep healing?

Temperance: nods lightly.

Temperance: Many times, considering how much I write.

Vee Barlett: Yar, it like that. Just a scratch but bad part of me hand.

Temperance: Ah...

Temperance: winces.

Vee Barlett: Annoyin' to steer so lettin' Lirt do it. Ain't no big deal but got a Matey fer a reason.

Temperance: nods in understanding.

Temperance: I thought perhaps you sprained your wrist or something like that. Glad it's not as bad as that.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): is sleep healing overnight or only after 8 hours sleep?

GM: Drew out your two routes

GM: I will add the healing

seyfert (Vee Barlett): woo!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ok but what about a third route between those?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): you always go for the extremes here :P

Vee Barlett's health adjusted by +3

Rothuss Carder's health adjusted by +3

MeLange's health adjusted by +9

GM: Totally up to the group, that is why I show the two far extremes so you know the limits

GM: If you take the direct route will be one day

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): I have no preference

GM: If you take the shore route will be two days

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I don't see reason to sail between the sandbars. It's sand. We can look over it and not risk shoring ourselves.

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): good point

GM: yes

wyjyoon (Temperance): I prefer the two straight lines

wyjyoon (Temperance): blue or black one doesn't matter

wyjyoon (Temperance): almost parallel but not quite :)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): blue so we can look closer to the beach and stop if anything interests us

wyjyoon (Temperance): ok blue

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): sounds good

wyjyoon (Temperance): alright be back in ten before this machine on my lap overheats again

'wyjyoon' disconnected

Glimber Silvernose: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 20]

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): ouch

GM: SHOCKED

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 3]

GM: I blame bad crab meat

seyfert (Vee Barlett): crab made his fingers gross

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): too much crab

seyfert (Vee Barlett): exactly

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 8) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 10]

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 8) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 5]

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): not sure why rolling twice now

GM: That is half a day without rowing

Effect ['Casting Burning Hands;(C)'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Lirtimya]

The time is 12:03 PM

The date is Ko____de, 8th Spe (Early Fall), 589 SGR

Young Moon's phase is Evening Crescent

Old Moon's phase is Last Quarter

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: checks the spyglass for anything interesting

GM: Need two more sucesses on rowing

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 15]

GM: There is a village up on the hill to your south

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Nope don't see anything

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): lol

GM: but you cannot tell anything about it

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 16) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 20]

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I see so much

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: There's a village on that hill there

seyfert (Vee Barlett): roth hasn't rolled yet and wendy is brb

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I am back

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: But can't see much else

seyfert (Vee Barlett): str

Glimber Silvernose: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 12] [d20 = 3]

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 8) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 9]

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): so close

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20 = 4]

Glimber Silvernose: starts to row again

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): me too?

Glimber Silvernose: Feel better now

seyfert (Vee Barlett): si

Rothuss Carder: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 17]

Vee Barlett: wondering why she's having to pick up slack when she could be steering.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): no

GM: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 15]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): .........

GM: [d20 = 19]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 4]

Rothuss Carder: Are we going against the flow?

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Weather Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 9]

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: Apparently

GM: [d20 = 9]

GM: Just testing out throws

Vee Barlett: Yar. Be why I can't leave y'all to row on yer own given...

Vee Barlett: waves hand in their direction.

GM: you can bounce them quite a bit now but they still need to end up in the chat box

GM: [d20 = 1]

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: waves back

GM: [d20 = 7]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

GM: [d20 = 9]

Vee Barlett: signs and continues rowing.

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: mumbles "If I can't row, I can't row"

seyfert (Vee Barlett): *sighs

GM: [d20 = 16]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): stoppppp

GM: chuckles

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): he's having fun

GM: You can only test some things with players logged in

seyfert (Vee Barlett): like the kid clicking the pen just a little TOO much :P

'wyjyoon' connected

seyfert (Vee Barlett): also because I am tired so now the clikcing is noticable

GM: Almost done

seyfert (Vee Barlett): as is my lack of being able to spell now

GM: just need Wendy to make Temp's str check

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh well if we're just waiting ....fine go back to your dice rolling and kill time

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): lol

GM: She is back

GM: Can Temp save the fearless crew with her strength check?

wyjyoon: um

wyjyoon: I will try?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): priestly wrists activate!

Temperance: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 1]

wyjyoon (Temperance): holy

seyfert (Vee Barlett): activated!!!

GM: And that is a very good thing

wyjyoon (Temperance): Bran has answered

seyfert (Vee Barlett): he has pity on his puples every now and then

GM: so where the tides are the strongest

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ...pupils?

GM: and the pull is hard

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ...priestlies

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

GM: And you decided to cut across that area

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): It's not Temperance, it's Tempest

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol again

GM: Temperance manages to help DIG deeper with the oars and push you past the area of Crash Boat Beach.....

GM: to make it to the other side of the bay

Temperance: rows with all the might her god bestows upon her.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): spoiler: it's actually the crab meat

Temperance: *rows with all the might that the crab meat and her god bestowed upon her.

GM: And you come to a small fishing village

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

MadamePsychosis (Sen Inv Zora Polasis): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): :P

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 7]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 14]

Temperance: looks to see what's there at the fishing village.

Vee Barlett: was paying too much attention to Crash Boat Bar to notice anything else.

GM: As you come up along the coast you spot a small fishing boat that is pulling into the shore

Katherine Softgloom: Ho the Vessel

User has gone AFK. (JtomTMO)

Katherine Softgloom: Who are you?

Vee Barlett: Ahoy! Lady Grim with Captain Vee.

Katherine Softgloom: Is your mate DoubleU?

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

Sen Inv Zora Polasis: laughs

Vee Barlett: Ain't have a mate.

Temperance: shakes her head at the joke with a smile.

Katherine Softgloom: Sounds like you are on the wrong end of the stick then

Katherine Softgloom: What are you doing in these waters?

Vee Barlett: Just sailin' the long way home.

Katherine Softgloom: Where is home?

Vee Barlett: Osterhold.

GM: As her boat comes up along side of the Lady

Katherine Softgloom: Never heard of it

Katherine Softgloom: it is supposed to be famous?

Vee Barlett: It be further north on the island.

Vee Barlett: Good port city.

Vee Barlett: Lots of trade with Seagate.

Katherine Softgloom: Ahhh

Katherine Softgloom: a fancy place

Vee Barlett: Dependin' which part of town yer in.

Katherine Softgloom: Well we ain't fancy but we can take you in

Katherine Softgloom: You don't want to be sailing any farther today

Vee Barlett: Why be that?

Temperance: raises her brows.

Katherine Softgloom: There is a Mermaid war going on

Vee Barlett: perks up.

Rothuss Carder: Oh, that's much better than what I was going to say.

Temperance: her brows go up even further.

Vee Barlett: I do want that gossip.

GM: and here is where we pick up next session

GM: Two households, both alike in dignity, 1 In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, 2 From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, 3 Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. 4 From forth the fatal loins of these two foes 5 A pair of star-cross’d lovers take their life; 6 Whose misadventur’d piteous overthrows 7 Doth with their death bury their parents’ strife. 8 The fearful passage of their death-mark’d love, 9 And the continuance of their parents’ rage, 10 Which, but their children’s end, nought could remove, 11 Is now the two hours’ traffic of our stage; 12 The which if you with patient ears attend, 13 What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.

Rothuss Carder: Mermaids and violence. I can hear Vee's hormones racing from here.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): romeo and juliet?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): she's too young for him!!

Temperance: laughs lightly.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol to tmo

MadamePsychosis: oh no

MadamePsychosis: it won't end well

seyfert: if we play long enough, are we going to do all of shakespeare?

MadamePsychosis: spoiler alert?

GM: I do have the Tempest also to run already set up

seyfert: it's fine, I remember they all live very happily ever after with no blood shed at all!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I did part 1 of it in my campaign. It starts post-denoument - both are undead taking their vengeance. :)

MadamePsychosis: taming of the shrew ... errr ... Vee?

wyjyoon: oooh interesting

seyfert: lmao

wyjyoon: the undead and the vengeance

wyjyoon: not taming Vee

wyjyoon: :P

seyfert: haha

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): the PCs already stopped the 'Juliet' ghost. Next the Romeo-Revenant will be stalking them. Again, and again, and again.

seyfert: as long as it isn't her falling in love with a donkey

MadamePsychosis: lol

wyjyoon: glad they stopped a ghost, because currently tempe can't wait to drop off this one

MadamePsychosis: would only be but a midsummer night's dream though

seyfert: vee is surprisingly enjoying him since she can yell

wyjyoon: lol

seyfert: lol

GM: Nice Lisa

wyjyoon: honestly I'm liking him too

wyjyoon: it's entertaining

MadamePsychosis: yes

seyfert: very and who needs seances when you can just ask your ghost ship to talk to other ghosts??

wyjyoon: LOL

MadamePsychosis: did the rules change though? i thought we all could hear him but only Vee could talk to him - is that not right?

seyfert: think that is still right

wyjyoon: yeah, that part was confusing

GM: That is what I thought was happening

MadamePsychosis: ok then

wyjyoon: well... he's a substitute parrot?

MadamePsychosis: that is good

seyfert: and technically he hears you all he just ignores you

Master TMO: then there's no reason for Rothuss to stay away from the drum.

GM: I think it got a bit confused when we had the switch of language skills

GM: He does react to the drum

wyjyoon: he squawks a lot and talks, and is a companion to Vee, so...

seyfert: ghost parrot

GM: And to all the banging of the wood that is part of him

seyfert: we haven't seen his real form so it could be

MadamePsychosis: her DoubleU for Werner

wyjyoon: lol

seyfert: lol

GM: Thank you Lisa

Master TMO: I mean... the drum isn't "attached" permanently, just sorta strapped down.

wyjyoon: I sincerely thought he reacted to loud noise

GM: Only to vibrations on the ship

wyjyoon: ahh ok

seyfert: and vee yelling

Master TMO: ghosts don't really *do* logic

wyjyoon: fair enough

wyjyoon: dnd usually doesn't do logic either, I've been told, but I try anywayyyy :)

MadamePsychosis: lol

seyfert: lol

Master TMO: you're not wrong

wyjyoon: magical worlds are tricky places

Master TMO: it has it's own brand of logic, that doesn't always logic very logically

MadamePsychosis: heading out to stand up for a bit

wyjyoon: that explains it so well somehow. quote.

seyfert: no spider bite will kill you instantly, I am still made at that

MadamePsychosis: have a greta holiday weekend all!

seyfert: night lisa!

MadamePsychosis: great

MadamePsychosis: goodnight

Master TMO: gnite!

wyjyoon: good night lisa!

GM: Hve a great night

'MadamePsychosis' disconnected

seyfert: and heading out too to sleep

seyfert: night all!

wyjyoon: yep wanna sleep here as well

Master TMO: cya

'Master TMO' disconnected

'seyfert' disconnected

wyjyoon: have a great memorial day weekend!

GM: Thanks

GM: last weekend without a festival

'wyjyoon' disconnected

GM: until.... August? late July?

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