Dec 07 07 - Father Knows Best
[DM] ==== Gaming session started: Fri Dec 07 17:47:20 EST 2007 ====
[DM] I am away from the keyboard.
Beth has joined the game on Fri Dec 07 18:41:19 EST 2007
Beth is receiving the map Base Map...
Beth has received the map Base Map.
[DM] I am back at the keyboard.
[DM] hey there
[DM] Mike just got in
[DM] setting up now
[Beth] hiya
[Beth] making cornbread
[Beth] I am away from the keyboard.
[DM] are you dry now?
[Beth] I am back at the keyboard.
[Beth] eh... more muddy than anything now lol
[Beth] most of the north end is 6" deep in mud still
[DM] uff
[Beth] some of it's been shoveled away, but it takes time
[Beth] half the county has power again
[DM] glad you do
[Beth] heh, my apartment is in downtown Mooville
[DM] Mike and I are working out some details for his adventure that he is goign to run while I am goine
[DM] gone
[Beth] kind of an island
[DM] grins
[Beth] aha
[DM] so we are playing tonight and next week
[DM] then he should be able to run his the week after
[DM] while I am gone
[DM] so little to no withdrawl
mikE has joined the game on Fri Dec 07 19:03:43 EST 2007
[Beth] not sure how long I'll be on tonight... I'm pretty tired tonight
[mikE] hey lizzie
[Beth] that's good, I hate withdrawals ::grins::
[DM] grins
[Beth] Hey, Mikie
[Beth] HEY! MIKE!
[Beth] what's this I'm hearing about you moving to the Seattle area???
[mikE] i am? does it not suck there?
[DM] grins
[DM] first I am hearing of this
[mikE] i heard it sucks there
[Beth] um... well right now it's pretty wet
[mikE] and what are you hearing?
[Beth] but it doesn't suck
[DM] and from who?
[Beth] must be a different Mike
[mikE] lol
[mikE] must be
[DM] how many mikes do you know
[DM] ?
[mikE] there are legion of us
[Beth] not heard, actually, just...
[DM] grins
[mikE] we are legion i should say
[DM] it was a vision
[Beth] oh, gods... PLEASE don't ask how many I know
[DM] or a nightmare depending on your point of view
[Beth] There is my ex, there are 5 I went to high school with
[Beth] there are also 2 more that are friends of Earls
[Beth] and half a dozen more,
[Beth] Oh, and my nephew is also a mike
[mikE] yes, but who is the most important one?
[Beth] why, YOU of course ::grins::
Kaz has joined the game on Fri Dec 07 19:08:42 EST 2007
[mikE] right answer
[DM] hey Kaz
[Kaz] Heya gang
[Kaz] How's everyone tonight?
[DM] so Mike and Beth get the 500
[mikE] hastled as usual
[mikE] full of rage and hate
[DM] and your little group is standing around in the hills of Maftarn
[mikE] ready to kill something for a pointy stick
[DM] wondering why you are here
[Kaz] ahh
[Kaz] Umm...
[DM] what am I doing here
[DM] who am I
[mikE] i'm half tempted to alter self into an elf
[DM] (old joke)
[Kaz] II have to go get Guy in an hour, just so you know
[mikE] that could be fun
[Beth] LOL
Kaz is receiving the map Base Map...
Kaz has received the map Base Map.
[mikE] we could destroy the guard here and take this town over also
[DM] Christy will be here just late, dealing with Kids at the moment
[Beth] ::is along for the ride::
[Kaz] Don't be such a Little Dick, Mike :)
[Kaz] *snerk*
[mikE] little?
[mikE] oh, i'm definately a big dick
[Kaz] Have you NOT been reading LFG?
[Kaz] He's LITTLE now.
[mikE] sorry, not recently.
[Kaz] He's ADORABLE.
[mikE] ooooh
[Beth] ROFL
[mikE] yeah
[mikE] lol
[Beth] LFG?
[Kaz] Okay, so here we are, wondering why we're here.
[DM] you were here last week
[Kaz] Looking For Group, a webcomic
[mikE] because bibo drug us out as iu read it
[DM] you shoudl be able to fill these two in
[mikE] silly bibo
[mikE] taking the bait
[Beth] something tells me I am going to regret leaving early last week no matter how good my reason...
[DM] did you read the last part of last session?
[mikE] okay, can i use some leftover giant bits to scry with?
[DM] I think a review might be in order
[DM] and sure
[Beth] I've done nothing this week but sleep and puke and work
[DM] you can use body parts
[mikE] for the live ones?
[DM] hmmm puking and work
[DM] seems to just go together
[Beth] LOL
[mikE] maybe one of them left a piece behind.
[DM] not for live ones,
[DM] you have a battle field here
[DM] where apparently the Paladins made a charge
mikE is receiving the map Base Map...
mikE has received the map Base Map.
[Beth] we fought the hill giants?
[DM] and killed about 12 or so hill giants
[DM] adn lost 4 paladins in the process
[mikE] I am going to track the giants bob
[DM] grins
[Beth] um... not OUR paladin, tho, right?
[DM] I know Mike read he log
[DM] I think you should go read Beth
[DM] just the last part
[mikE] which way did they go?
[DM] or let Mike give a summary
[DM] or Kaz?
[Beth] going to read
[Kaz] We didn't fight Hill Giants yet
[Kaz] back in a sec
[Kaz] I am away from the keyboard.
[mikE] and i gotta say kaz, good call on last week
[mikE] i think that lets you earn your place for that pulled out of the ass solution
[mikE] the mark of a true dragonslayer. =P
[Kaz] I am back at the keyboard.
[Kaz] lol
[Kaz] which part did I pull out of my ass?
[mikE] using the lord of the hunt to summon up an oriental horned beast
[mikE] because he's in command of all horned beasts
[Kaz] That was part research, part crossed fingers.
[DM] you guys did well
[mikE] well, it worked.
[DM] Mike and Lorie talked about it during the week
[Kaz] (and part DM who let me get away with it)
[mikE] half the game is convincing bob to go along with your cockamame plans
[Kaz] ONLY half?
BiBo!! has joined the game on Fri Dec 07 19:21:35 EST 2007
[Kaz] Heya Marco
[mikE] Who let him in?
[Kaz] I blame Beth completely
[DM] How are you Marco
[DM] have no clue what is happening in yoru life
[DM] with no facebook access at work feel lost
[DM] adn no IM and little yahoo, and and and
[DM] is just a mess
[DM] and do the Lens of Detection and Mal can point to a pathway into the hills where at least three or four Giant males walked
[Beth] back
[BiBo!!] hello?
[BiBo!!] there we go
[DM] there you are
[BiBo!!] hi!
[Beth] and what am I being blamed for?
[BiBo!!] everything
[Beth] ah, then everything is right with the world
[mikE] yaaaay lens of detection
[BiBo!!] right, we are hunting hill giants
[Kaz] ((Elmer Fudd impression)) A hunting we wiw go, a hunting we wiw go...
[mikE] yeah, who roped us into this?
[Beth] shhhhhhhhhhhh
[Beth] wiw hunting hiw giants... hehehehehehehehe
[BiBo!!] hunting hill giants beats completeing impossible tasks. hill giants are simple
[Beth] wishing we could turn this hunt into a way to get Arilyn 'ok'd'
[Kaz] ??
[Beth] and not ko'd
[Kaz] ahh
[BiBo!!] whats wrong with arilyn?
[Beth] I personally think there is nothing at all wrong with her
[Beth] unfortunately, the good Earl, has a different opinion regarding her 'kind'
[BiBo!!] ooooh
[BiBo!!] that
[Beth] and I hate having her at risk
[BiBo!!] well we are off to fight hill giants, so its all good
[BiBo!!] so which way?
[DM] jsut to be clear
[DM] you are in the Maftarn hills
[DM] over 100 miles north of where you were
[DM] and the battle here was over a week ago
[DM] but you have the site
[DM] and some tracks off into the hills
[DM] where at least some giants went
[BiBo!!] into the traps! march!
[mikE] horaaaaay...
[DM] so moving into the hills
[DM] you find a small hamlet
[DM] of about 5 houses
[Kaz] I am back at the keyboard.
[DM] two of them crushed in
[Moirra (Kaz)] TO BE, OR NOT TO BE...
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((you said hamlet, right?))
[Moirra (Kaz)] Oh, how terrible! I hope the people got away.
[DM] groans
[Beth] ROFL
[mikE] i shoot people who make shakespeare references
Moirra (Kaz) starts searching for injured people to help
[Beth] OUT DAMN SPOT!
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((Okay Mike. I live at 809 Main Street. See you soon.)
[DM] as you approach
[BiBo!!] :: starts searching for loot to loot ::
[DM] two men come out with longswords
[mikE] kill them!
[BiBo!!] theres some loot now
[Beth] ((and I live at 605 Main... :D ))
[mikE] they're giants in disguise
[DM] and take up a guard posistion just in front of two houses
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((If they say "None shall pass", I'm leaving))
[DM] "why to you come to torture us again"
[Beth] I fade to invisible
[mikE] me too
[Beth] and move away from my last seen position
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "See, thats where you are wrong, this would only be the first time we came to torture you."
[Guard] who are you and why are you here then
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Looking for some guys. Maybe you saw them. Kinda tall, like to smash things."
[Beth] ::wonders who they are and who attacked them::
[Guard] I never saw anyone
Moirra (Kaz) sighs.
[Moirra (Kaz)] Good sir, what happened to those houses?
[Guard] those stupid good for nothing Paladins from Wingstone
[Guard] they had to ride through here
[Guard] (the other guard) HUSH Evan
[Guard] and they go quiet
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "So the paladins smashed these houses?"
[Guard] no one smashed these houses
[Guard] just you move on and mind your own buisness
[Moirra (Kaz)] You built them that way, then?
[Mal (mikE)] "They spontaneously smashed themselves?
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Shoddy craftsmanship then?"
[Mal (mikE)] "Did they get into a fight?"
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "I can recommend a good barrister."
[Mal (mikE)] "One make fun of the other's curtains?"
Moirra (Kaz) Gentlemen - and I use that term loosely - PLEASE.
[Mal (mikE)] "Oy you there, why you gots them girly curtains hung up?"
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((said, not emoted))
Moirra (Kaz) moves forward a few steps.
[Mal (mikE)] "Shut up you, at least I'm cleanly painted."
[Mal (mikE)] "Yeah, and your door has flowers on it. Girly house."
[Moirra (Kaz)] I am a healer, and I don't care what happened to the houses right now. Do you have injured here to be tended?
[Mal (mikE)] "What did they fight with?"
[Guard] they look at each other
Moirra (Kaz) folds her hands together to hide her twitching fingers.
[Mal (mikE)] "Did they throw roof bits at each other?"
[Guard] one shrugs
[Mal (mikE)] "Maybe open their doors rudely?"
[Guard] Yeah we have two that could use the healer's touch
[Guard] but what are you asking for?
[Ramone (BiBo!!) (to DM only)] I am gonna try and use this command word quietly so they dont notice
[Guard] we don't hold to no foriegners around here much
Moirra (Kaz) takes a deep breath and lets it out slowly.
[Ramone (BiBo!!) (to GM only)] Ramone: Know Alignment: What's your alignment?
[Ramone (BiBo!!) (to GM only)] Ramone: Know Alignment: What's your alignment?
[Ramone (BiBo!!) (to GM only)] Ramone: Know Alignment: What's your alignment?
[Guard (to BiBo!! only)] neutral good
[Moirra (Kaz)] I can just feel it, is all. And a healer is a healer, no matter who they praise, or where they live.
[Mal (mikE)] "We're not foriegners. You are."
[Ramone (BiBo!!) (to DM only)] odd... it doesnt tick off the spellw hen it is to dm only
[Moirra (Kaz)] Will you let your people die?
[Guard] who said anything about dying
[Guard] but if you think you can do good
[Ramone (BiBo!!) (to DM only)] wait... nevermind. my fault
[Guard] and help them
[Guard] my missuses could use a bit of help
[Mal (mikE)] "Well, I do believe the regular rate is one hundred gold pieces per orison, isn't it?"
[Beth] ((missuses???))
[Beth] ((as in plural???))
[Guard] (hard to put accents into the chat, no one woman)
[Guard] (think west virginia accent)
[Moirra (Kaz)] Two of them, then? Please point me in their direction.
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((Hillbilly guards?))
[Beth] ((don't know anyone from WV :D))
[Guard] one of the guards calls back into the house
[Guard] and then motions you forward
[Guard] pointing at Moirra, Just you
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Cute. I saw this play. She goes in, you ambush her."
[Guard] if she is just a healer than everythign will be fine
[Guard] we will both stay out here with you
[Guard] if she tries any funny stuff
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Yeah, but we dont know who is in there."
[Moirra (Kaz)] This from the crafty man who decided to hang around with some Tiger buddies.
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Hey, THAT was a good time."
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "And I knew that that was a trap at least."
Moirra (Kaz) moves toward the house, peering in the door before turning to shoot Ramone an incredulous look.
[Moirra (Kaz)] You choose your death, and I shall choose mine.
[Mal (mikE)] "I choose cake."
Moirra (Kaz) enters the house (and leaves the story to go get the tired spousal unit from work)
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((back in a while - may take a bit))
[Guard (to Kaz only)] inside is a woman with her leg in a splint, obviously broken sitting next to the fire
[Guard] ****
[Guard] ok so while Kaz is gone
[Guard] Moirra goes into the hut
[Guard] cures the woman and another man
[Guard] then comes out after 20 minutes or so
[Kaz] I am away from the keyboard.
[Guard] and says that everyone is all better
[Guard] ***
[Guard] Time of Day: 03:00 PM. Day 3 Lad ___ de, Spe {Early Fall} 3rd, 1259.
[Guard] Time of Day: 03:15 PM. Day 3 Lad ___ de, Spe {Early Fall} 3rd, 1259.
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[Guard] Time of Day: 03:45 PM. Day 3 Lad ___ de, Spe {Early Fall} 3rd, 1259.
[Mal (mikE)] she's wasting heals on npc's???
[Mal (mikE)] oi
[Mal (mikE)] does anyone here in this crappy town know where the giants went?
[Guard] there were no giants
[Guard] who said anythign about any giants
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Fine, then what came through here with the paladins"
[Beth] ::holds tongue::
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "A tornado?"
[Guard] the Paladins caused a lot of damage let me tell you
[Beth] ::wonders why::
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Why? Were you hiding elves or something?"
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "They get snippy around elves."
[Guard] we don't traffic in no elves
[Guard] no pointy ears around here
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Then what DO you traffic in?"
[Mal (mikE)] "What if I told you the healer is an elf?"
[Guard] we make an honest living here
[Guard] shrugs, makes no differeence to me, and the missuses don't mind I bet after she healed that leg
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Thats great. So do we. We hunt down and kill things that piss us off. Your lack of helpfulness is quickly adding you to said list. Now what came here and did the smashing and hurting?"
[Guard] nothing
[Guard] you just go on your way
[Guard] where ever you came from
[Guard] no need for you to come around here
[Guard] poking your nose where it don't belong
[Mal (mikE)] "I can turn him into a newt."
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Nah, because see our way is towards whatever did this. And you are keeping us from it, which means you are gettin in our way."
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "And while we like to be helpful, we dont like things getting in our way."
[Beth] ((this is starting to get both annoying and tiresome))
[Mal (mikE)] "I could turn him into a sandwich. I'm hungry."
[Guard] then you just go where ever you want
[Mal (mikE)] "Well, maybe not a sandwich, but a cow. Then we could make a sandwitch."
[Guard] (an newt sandwidch?)
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Okay mal, newt him."
[Mal (mikE)] "Okay."
[Mal (mikE)] Mal: Polymorph Other: a
[Guard] POOF he is a newt
[Guard] the other guard yells out
[Guard] and then jumps to try and scoop up the other person
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] :: turns to the other :: "Alright, now you want to be a newt or you want us to turn your friend back?"
[Mal (mikE)] Roll #1: (d100) [65] 65
[Guard] dropping his sword
[Guard] running after the newt
[Guard] and picking him up carefully
[Guard] putting him in his shirt
[Guard] and calling out to the house
[Guard] "they changed him"
[Guard] they are the evil people they warned us about
[Guard] to arms
[Guard] to arms
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "I swear, stupidity makes it SO hard to do good in this world."
[Guard] an badly aimed arrow comes otu of a doorway
[Guard] missing everyone
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] Ramone: Mirror Image: There's (1d4+1) [4+1] 5 more of me now.
[Guard] Percival: Attack #1: Horseman's flail: (13-(d20+3)-4) [13-(15+3)-4] -9 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]
[Guard] and then silence over the group of buildings
[Mal (mikE)] "Why are they shooting at us now?"
[Guard] as the guard ducks back inside one of the building s
[Guard] leaving no one outside
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] ::shouts::"Now, you can start being helpful or we can knock heads. We are really irritated and want to knock the heads of hill giants, but if you are going to keep us from our way, you will be the substitute."
[Mal (mikE)] "I can burn down the building they're hiding in."
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] ::Shouts:: "He can burn down the building that youre hiding in!"
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] ::Shouts:: "Very painful way to go!"
[Mal (mikE)] "So I've heard."
[Guard] We don't know nothing about no hill giants
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] ::Shouts:: "Fine! Then tell us who or what did this!"
[Beth] reappears::
[Beth] Then just what in the name of all that is are you up in arms against??? ::yells::
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] ::Shouts:: "We're waiting!"
Beth steps forward
[Mal (mikE)] "What for?"
[Beth] KNOCK IT OFF ALL OF YOU!!!
[Guard] no
[Guard] what
[Mal (mikE)] "Knock the building down?"
[Beth] Ok, so... you're NOT fighting Paladins, and you're not saying just what it is you ARE fighting
[Mal (mikE)] "Okay."
[Beth] so... who's paying you to keep quiet?
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "they didnt actually say they werent fighting paladins."
[Guard] we didn't fight anyone
Beth turns on Mal "NO! Drat it all!"
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "I wouldnt be surprised to hear that this was the work of paladins honestly."
[Beth] Someone did this damage, and no one wants to cop to who did it... I smell a rat
[Mal (mikE)] "Why not?"
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "A little dissappointed that we will have to attack a squad of paladins instead of giants, but not surprised."
[Beth] Ramone...
[Beth] I've got an idea what we're up against here
[Beth] ::beckons to Ramone::
[Mal (mikE)] "What? Don't leave me out."
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] :peers at kira:
[Mal (mikE)] ::tries to listen in over Ramone's shoulder::
[Beth] ::whispers:: I think we got a protection racket happening here
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] ::ponders:: "Wonder if those are legal in these parts."
Beth whispers this has a really familiar stink to it
Beth sees look on Ramone's face
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Paladins have to follow the law, and if that's legal, then they will do it."
Beth elbows Ramone "No, we're NOT"
[Beth] I don't think it's Paladin work, Ramone
[Mal (mikE)] "We're not what?"
[Mal (mikE)] "Do we need protection?"
[Mal (mikE)] "I heard from a sailor you should use some in the dock side brothels."
[Mal (mikE)] "Is that what they're selling?"
Beth looks at Mal "you know... that might not be a bad idea"
[Beth] if you get my drift
[Mal (mikE)] ::to the guards:: "Are you guys selling protection from the brothels?"
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Could be. Paladins are humans too and if they can be convinced that elves are evil things that must be exterminated, who is to say they cant be convinced that forceful tax collection isnt in the best interest of everyone?"
[Guard] uuuhhhh, what brothels?
[Mal (mikE)] "The ones with all the half undressed ladies."
[Mal (mikE)] "Are there different kinds of brothels?"
[Guard] you hear a SLAP inside the house
[Mal (mikE)] "I've only been in one and they wanted me to take a bath before I could do anything."
[Guard] and a NO I don't go to no brothels
[Mal (mikE)] "You sure? I heard you were selling protection."
[Guard] No we don't know nothing about no brothels
[Mal (mikE)] "And a sailor told me about the protection you need in brothels."
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "How about dancers? Do you like watching dancing girls?"
[Mal (mikE)] "Ooooh... I get it, is your wife in there?"
[Beth] ::snerk::
[Mal (mikE)] "I won't tell her you go to the brothels."
[Mal (mikE)] "Don't worry, ma'am. I didn't see your husband in the brothel last week."
[Guard] WAP|WAP|WAP
[Mal (mikE)] "It sounds like he needs some protection..."
[Mal (mikE)] "Are you okay sir? Are you using your own protection in there?"
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "He is a respectable gent that doesnt have a reserved room at the local brothel."
[Mal (mikE)] "He is? Oh, yes, he is."
[Guard] WAP wap wap
[Guard] ouch ouch
[Beth] ::chokes::
[Guard] and the guard is SHOVED out of the house
[Guard] adn looks at the group of you
[Mal (mikE)] "Should he get turned into a newt, too?"
[Mal (mikE)] ::points at the guard::
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] :: telekinetically lifts the guard and pulls in towards the group ::
[Mal (mikE)] "Or are we supposed to get information from him?"
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "So. Whats your name fella?"
[Guard] Jons
[Beth] the only way we're gonna get info from him is if we are a bigger threat than his 'protection' or we take out his 'protection'
[Guard] why are you doign this to me
[Mal (mikE)] "I can be a threat."
[Mal (mikE)] "I could turn him into stone. That's threatening, right?"
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Well, why are you doing this to us?"
[Guard] just leave us alone
[Guard] go do what you want
[Beth] you are being uncooperative
[Guard] and leave us out of it
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "We HATE being badguys, but some people just dont respond to politeness." :: raises the guard about 20 feet::
[Mal (mikE)] "I can't actually disintigrate him yet. But I could give it the old try."
[Mal (mikE)] "Can I turn him into stone? I've never gotten to do that yet."
[Guard] please just leave us alone
[Guard] go do what you want
[Beth] you could, Mal, but I doubt he'd talk much if you did
[Mal (mikE)] "We would but we're hunting giants."
[Mal (mikE)] "But this is fun, too. I never get to use my spells much."
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Do you know what it's like to fall to your death? You get a few seconds of terror as you see the ground approaching and then you hit. In an instant, the bones crack and shatter, piercing your organs. It is VERY painful I hear. If you are lucky you die quickly. If you arent, then you live for a few minutes of agony." ::lifts the guy another 10 feet::
[Beth] You see, Jons, we'd have been gone by now if you'd have just been friendly and told us what we needed to know
[Beth] now you've made my cousin angry, and our friend wants to turn you to stone
[Mal (mikE)] "Can I do another spell?"
[Mal (mikE)] ::looks about for something to cast on::
[Guard] but but but
[Guard] what happened to your healer?
[Beth] I'm really really trying to keep them from doing these things
[Beth] oh, she had to go heal someone else real quick
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Just stop giving excuses and start talking before I do something we will both regret." ::raises the guy another 10 feet::
[Guard] so she will heal me rght
[Mal (mikE)] "I bet if I turned myself into a dragon I could knock the whole village down before I had to turn back."
[Beth] right now, you need to start talking
[Beth] nope
[Guard] hey hey hey
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Oh yeah. Then we can do it again. And again. And again."
[Beth] I'm afraid she won't be back in time to heal you
[Mal (mikE)] "These look like flimsy buildings."
[Guard] this is really high up
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "That is one of the good things about having a healer."
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "We dont have to worry about killing the people we hurt."
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "At least, not before they talk anyway."
[Mal (mikE)] "Can I knock a building down? I've never done that before. I bet I could if I tried."
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] ::lifts the guy another 10 feet::
[Guard] what am I supposed to do
Beth sighs
[Guard] I can't tell you anything
[Guard] hey
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Why not?"
[Guard] let me down please
[Beth] I'm really sorry to hear that
[Guard] I can't say anything
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Why?"
[Guard] we all promised not to
[Beth] Ramone... you can drop him
[Guard] just leave us alone
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Or else what?"
[Beth] I suppose then we can try the missuses and see if she's more talkative
[Guard] why can't you leave us alone
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] ::jerks the guy down 20 feet quickly::
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "oops. sorry, slipped for a second."
[Guard] **screams**
[Beth] because you won't be friendly
[Beth] see, if you were friendly, we'd be gone long ago
[Guard] GO GO
[Guard] please just GO
[Beth] we can't
[Beth] until you talk to us and tell us what we need to know
[Mal (mikE)] "Which way?"
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Yep. We dont know where to go, so unless you give us a hint we can just set up camp here and make your lives miserable for a very long time."
Beth looks sad
[Beth] oh, hey, Ramone! can I practice my magic on his wife?
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "You just learned that spell that turns people inside out right?"
[Beth] after you drop him, that is?
[Guard] groans
[Guard] why
[Beth] oooooh, yeah!
[Guard] why
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "I have been wondering about how that actually looks."
[Guard] no
[Beth] that oculd be a really fun one
[Guard] please
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "A shame to waste that on a lady, but if we have to..."
[Beth] TALK!
[Guard] just go
[Guard] what do you want
[Beth] Ain't happening
[Guard] I don't know what you want
[Beth] we've told you what we want several time
[Beth] s
[Guard] go pick on the paladins
[Guard] they are the trouble makers
[Guard] go find them
[Beth] you wanna play ignerant, we can keep playing
[Guard] they are the ones who started the trouble
[Guard] jsut go find them
[Beth] we've already talked to them
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "We would love to, but we are going to need more information before we point our weapons in their direction."
[Beth] we want your side of the story
[Guard] we are living here
[Guard] they came by
[Guard] tehre was a big fight
[Guard] they left
[Guard] what else do you need to know
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] between who?
[Beth] who did they fight?
[Guard] some giants
[Beth] what type of giants?
[Guard] hill giants
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "And why are you protecting them?"
[Beth] see? you CAN play nice!
[Guard] I am not protecting anyone except my family
[Guard] let me down
[Beth] WHO is threatening your family?
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Doing a shoddy job of that."
[Guard] you are
[Guard] you are threatning us
[Beth] ok, who before us?
[Guard] why are you doing this
[Guard] no one
[Guard] the paladins caused all sorts of problems
[Beth] then why are you protecting the Paladins?
[Guard] things were fine till they showed up
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "What problems?"
[Guard] just go talk to them
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "So you had some sort of agreement with the giants?"
[Guard] I didn't say that
[Beth] we've already talked to the paladins Guard swallows
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "But they left you alone."
[Guard] I did not say anything about any giant
[Guard] the paladins shoudl not have been here
[Beth] Ramone? give him a toss and bring out the wife
[Beth] I want to try out that spell
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "No. You didnt. How about you accidently think out loud and mention everything you know about the giants and we wont hear a word of it eh?"
[Guard] EVERYONE STAY INSIDE THEY WILL KILL US ALLL
[Beth] but, leave him alive so his wife can kill him when we're done
[Guard] ITS A TRAP
[Beth] the only trap is your mouth that won't say what we need to hear
[Guard] I told you everything
[Beth] Liar
[Beth] I don't like liars
[Mal (mikE)] "We're not a trap. If we were a trap we'd be hidden."
[Beth] maybe I should turn YOU inside out
[Guard] then go Hide!!!
[Mal (mikE)] "We're honestly more like invaders."
[Mal (mikE)] "Hide? Okay. Why not?"
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] ::launches the guy another 40 feet up:: "My arm is getting really tired from holding you up here. When I get tired I might have to let go."
[Mal (mikE)] ::walks toward the house his wife is in::
Beth acts as if starting to cast a spell
[Guard] AAARRRRGGGGGHHHH
[Mal (mikE)] "Hello. Your husband who is not cheating on you with the brothel girl told me I should hide in here."
[Guard] stopstipstisp
[Guard] stopstopstop
Beth stops
[Beth] why?
[Beth] you're worthless to me as you are and you'd be practice otherwise since yoiu won't talk to us
[wife] I am back at the keyboard.
[wife] what are you doing here!>!>!>!
[wife] pulls otu a switch
[wife] and swats at Mal
[Beth] ::heh::
[wife] go
[wife] go
[wife] Get out
[wife] SWAT SWat
[Beth] ((that outta send Mal running))
[Mal (mikE)] "Ow, stop that."
[Mal (mikE)] "Your husband told me to."
[wife] go
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Please dont swing at me. If I lose my concentration this guy falls."
[wife] you go now
[Mal (mikE)] "Pepe, help me out here!"
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[wife] and get out there and bring him back
[wife] go
[wife] GO
[Mal (mikE)] ::chitters, sighs, shrugs and sprays::
[wife] SWAT
[wife] SWAT
[wife] aaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggghhh
[wife] the smell
[wife] the smell
[Mal (mikE)] "Oh no, why did you do that? Now Kylia will make me bathe again!"
Beth is SOOOOO glad she's not in that hut
[wife] (hey lorie!, join in !!!! )
[Mal (mikE)] hey lor!
[Mal (mikE)] we're causing havok!
[Mal (mikE)] it's fun
[Beth] hey, Lor! I'm playing bad guy
[Mal (mikE)] i'm playing crazy guy
[Mal (mikE)] i just sprayed down an innocent woman
[Beth] ::isn't sure just how innocent that woman is::
[wife] so the hosue reeks
[wife] the people in side are screaming
[wife] and trying to flush their eyes, adn noses
[Beth] ((um, I'd venture to say that no one inside can even see))
[Kaz] I am back at the keyboard.
[Lorie] Evening all
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((I'm back, but I don't have to be "back" until you're ready for me, hehe)) ((And Hi, Lorie))
[DM] will let everyone catch up
[DM] and decide what to do
[Beth] ((yeah, Moirra would not be good right now ::grins::))
[Mal (mikE)] we should destroy hamlet
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((didn't think so, hehe))
[Mal (mikE)] if monkeys can type it, we can destroy it
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] ::sighs:: "Tired now." ::lets the guy fall about a foot from the ground::
[DM] shrieks
Beth sighs
[Beth] Jons, he's getting tired
[Beth] and I'm getting tired
[Beth] and when we get tired we get cranky
[Beth] and destroy everytihing in our path
[Beth] so, please start talking
[DM] I told you everything
Beth sighs again
[Beth] no, Jons, you didn't
[Beth] alright, Ramone, go ahead and kill him, I'll take out his wife
[Mal (mikE)] "These people aren't any fun. They're just screaming and bumping about in there."
[Mal (mikE)] "I think I'll go try a different house to hide in."
[Mal (mikE)] ::wanders into a different one::
[Mal (mikE)] "Hello. I'm here to hide."
[DM] two others still standing
[DM] a man swings at you with a sword
[DM] stay out
[Mal (mikE)] "Eek." ::spray::
[DM] aaarrrruuughgha
[Mal (mikE)] ::chitters:: "You're right, this is kind of fun."
Lorie is receiving the map Base Map...
Lorie has received the map Base Map.
[Mal (mikE)] "Think they have anything good to eat here?" ::chitters:: ::rummages through the cabinets::
[Beth] one more question, Jons, before we kill you.
[Beth] were the hill giants friendly with you before the Paladins showed up?
[Mal (mikE)] "Maybe we can find the protection money. Let's search." ::begins to ransack the house looking for money::
[DM] sob, yes
[Beth] ok, NOW we're getting somewhere
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "There we go. Fine. Would you like us to make sure they stay peaceful again?"
[DM] are you going to kill the paladins?
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "If you ask really nicely."
Beth wonders if Ramone has lost what's left of his mind
[Guard] if you kill the paladins
[Guard] would be solve a lot of problems
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Okay. I am up for paladin slaughter, but you will have to elaborate as to what they have done and why killing them will fix things."
[Beth] how so?
[Mal (mikE)] "I can't find any money here. Let's go back to the other house" ::ransacks the other house::
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "We try not to kill people needlessly."
[Beth] only when they push us into it
[Guard] we just watn to be left alone
[Guard] please
[Guard] please
[Lorie] /tell Bibo Sorry...cliff notes, why are we killing paladins?
[Lorie] LOL
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "If you want to be left alone, then just tell us the situation here so we can fix it. I would much rather be off with a lady friend over knocking your sorry butt around."
[Lorie] Anyone?
[Beth] I"m kinda trying to figure that one out myself
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] ((dunno yet. deciding whether they are worse than hill giants.))
[Beth] but I think it's cuz they are causing mischief and mayhem
[Lorie] Well...umm, technically they aren't paladins then...
[Lorie] Okay..carry on while I continue putting pieces together
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] ((paladins can cause mayhem as long as its legal mayhem))
[Beth] and these guys in the little hamlet are being very very recalcitrant and not telling us what we need to know
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] ((aka the crusades and the inquisition))
[Beth] we have finally figured out that they were friendly with the hill giants the paladins recently picked a fight with
[DM] I am back at the keyboard.
[DM] ***he short version
[DM] group comes up to a hamlet
[DM] they deny anythign is wrong although two houses are smashed
[DM] they do admit that the paladins were through here fighting hill giants
[DM] the group demands more answers
[DM] ****
[Beth] after much persuasi0on
[Lorie] Sorry...how is this helping with the third task?
[DM] no clue
[Lorie] So umm, why did you do this?
[Beth] we dont' know, Bob just led us here
[DM] because this is the dragonslayers
[DM] I di dnot
[Mal (mikE)] "No money here either. Let's try the third house."
[DM] I did nto even come close
[Mal (mikE)] ::walks into the third house::
[Beth] HAH
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] well, I heard that the paladins got in a tussle with hill giants and the earl wasnt gonna be happy talking to anyone right now
[DM] exactly
[DM] that is how this all started
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] so I thought if we rounded up the hill giants he might be more forthcoming with information
[Mal (mikE)] ::if no one challenges him, he'll ransack the third one looking for gold::
[DM] never mind they are 100 miles away and three countries over
[Lorie] So then it's not entirely true BOB that you have "NO CLUE" why we're here
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] at this point I am considering whether it might be better to attack wingstone directly and loot it looking for the trident
[Lorie] Hmmmm.....
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] if we can find the giants, they might help
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] and that would be ufn
[Lorie] ((And why is Mal and Pepe ransacking?))
[Mal (mikE)] "Sorry, Kylia, there's no gold here. These guys must not charge much for protection."
[Mal (mikE)] "Unless it's in the rafters or dug into the foundations. Those would be great hiding places. Should I knock the buildings down so we can search them?"
[Beth] I don't think these guys are in the protection racket, Mal. I think they are the ones paying
[Lorie] We have no need for their gold
[Mal (mikE)] ::rolls up his sleaves::
[Mal (mikE)] "But it'll be fun?"
[Lorie] I think you can stop now
[Lorie] Ransacking isn't fun
[Mal (mikE)] "Must we?"
Moirra (Kaz) comes trudging up to the little hamlet, not yet seeing what's going on.
[Mal (mikE)] "I don' t know, Pepe found an apple."
[Lorie] and clearly not in the Dragonslayers Scope of Work
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "So, fella, where is mister newt?"
[Lorie] Food is different from Gold
[Mal (mikE)] "Oh, but these guys are bad guys. They attacked us."
[Moirra (Kaz)] Well, if that wasn't a wild goose chase. Who said there was wounded back there?
[DM] scope of work
[DM] lol
[Mal (mikE)] "I thought we killed the bad guys and took their treasure."
[Moirra (Kaz)] B--bad guys?
Moirra (Kaz) looks around
[DM] Lorie has too many TPS reports on her desk
[Lorie] Treasure? You clearly haven't been a Dragonslayer long enough Mal... we generally never see treasure
[Moirra (Kaz)] WHAT?
[Mal (mikE)] "Although there's no real killing yet. Maybe we have to kill them, THEN the treasure appears?"
[Lorie] or if we do we have to turn it over to someone else or the FATES (aka BOB) destroy it
[Mal (mikE)] "Yes. They are clearly evil."
[Lorie] :: nods :: I do
[Lorie] No no... no killing
[Lorie] That's not on the iternary either
[Mal (mikE)] "Look at his beady eyes. And why is he looking so frightened of us if he's a good guy?"
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[Moirra (Kaz)] NO, no killing. They're perfectly nice, thoroughly frightened, people.
[Beth] I'll brb I hope
[Beth] I am away from the keyboard.
[Lorie] Ramone has beady eyes... we haven't killed him yet
Vicki has joined the game on Fri Dec 07 21:01:01 EST 2007
[Lorie] and Kira isn't exactly on the up and up
[DM] welcome christy and viki
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "They arent beady."
[Mal (mikE)] "I think they're showing signs of guilt."
[Lorie] :: waves to the ladies ::
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((Hi Christy and Vicki))
[Mal (mikE)] "We could get the information from them."
[Arilyn] hey! I'm gonna catch up in the chat-BRB
Vicki is receiving the map Base Map...
Vicki has received the map Base Map.
[Moirra (Kaz)] I think they're showing signs of terror. Why are they so scared? What happened while I was gone?
[Lorie] What did they say when you asked them nicely?
[Mal (mikE)] "They attacked us."
[Mal (mikE)] "They shot an arrow."
[Lorie] An arrow? One arrow?
[Moirra (Kaz)] And what did they hit?
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "I think they said nothing happened to the two houses that were clearly destroyed."
[Vicki] (hello)
Vicki waves
[Mal (mikE)] 'Yes. They shot an arrow at us."
[Mal (mikE)] "It flew over there somewhere." ::points::
[Moirra (Kaz)] Ramone, they're obviously frightened of something. Malagorn, if it didn't hit anyone, what makes you think they were attacking you?
[Mal (mikE)] "Beady eyes?"
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Of course they are frightened. If they are so frightened then they can tell us what it is they are frightend of so we can deal with it."
[Mal (mikE)] "I think they're frightened we'll find their money."
[Moirra (Kaz)] They don't know us from any other stranger.
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "And am am THIS close to getting medieval on their butts."
[Mal (mikE)] "We're the Dragon Slayers."
[Mal (mikE)] "You like men's butts?"
[Mal (mikE)] "But I thought you liked women."
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Only for kicking."
[Mal (mikE)] "Did you all know he likes men?"
[Mal (mikE)] "I think I may start sleeping in a different tent."
[Mal (mikE)] "Kira, can I sleep with you?"
[Moirra (Kaz)] Malagorn! Focus!
[Mal (mikE)] "Okay! On what?"
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((translation: Mike! Stop making me laugh!!))
[DM] lol, I am crying here, sooo much fun
[Moirra (Kaz)] Focus on Kylia. Focus on her words.
[Vicki] (oh there's bob)
[Mal (mikE)] "Kylia? I don't think she likes Pepe, so I don't think I can sleep with her."
[Lorie] I like Pepe more than you Malagorn
Moirra (Kaz) sighs.
[Mal (mikE)] "Well, maybe Pepe can stay in Ramone's tent while I sleep with her?"
[Lorie] and No, you can't sleep with me
[Lorie] But on to the important things
[Lorie] If we don't need these people... we need to move it along
[Mal (mikE)] "Oh, then it won't be a problem. Okay Moirra, I'll start sleeping with Kylia from now on."
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Sounds good. Mal fire."
[Lorie] I have guards
[DM] lol
[Mal (mikE)] "Oh good. Then I'll really feel safe from Ramone's love of my butt."
[Lorie (to DM only)] well guards=acolytes with level 1 spells but who's debating
[Mal (mikE)] "Guards are good."
[Vicki] (wonders what she walked in on)
[Mal (mikE)] nothing good
[Vicki] apparently not
[Lorie] OKay..>Ramone, make with the medeival and let's get out of here
[Moirra (Kaz)] Malagorn, the issue is not wher you sleep or with whom you sleep. In fact, it's not about you at all. Or about Ramone. And it's definitely about butts.
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] ::nods and launches the guy into a wall, hard enough to hurt but probably not kill::
[Mal (mikE)] "Oh, then what is the issue?"
[DM] SLAM.... and he groans with a broken rib or two but is still concious
Moirra (Kaz) looks around. "Where's the other guard that was here?"
[Moirra (Kaz)] RAMONE!
[DM] (he is a newt)
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((I know, but Moirra doesn't))
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "What? I slipped."
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "And now I think I am going to slip a fireball. By accident. Twice."
Moirra (Kaz) rushes over to the injured guard and leans over to help him.
[DM] tick off three healing spells (first level) Kaz total for the night so far
[Mal (mikE)] "I could help with the fireballs."
[Moirra (Kaz)] I didn't say I was healing...yet
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] that was from earlier
[DM] ok, so two from earlier
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((got them))
[Moirra (Kaz)] /me murmurs to the guard, "Please, tell me what is going on here, so I can help you."
[DM] nothing
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Hey moirra! You are sort of in the way of the fireball!"
[DM] please just leave us alone
wife stumbles out of the house with water dripping over her head tryign to cleanse
[wife] what are you doing
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] ::telekinetically yoinks the wife::
[wife] 'why are you torturing us like this
[wife] shrieeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkssssss
[Mal (mikE)] "Because you are evil evil people."
[wife] and throws up
[Moirra (Kaz)] Ramone! Stop terrorising that poor woman!
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] she cute?
[Mal (mikE)] "And dirty."
[wife] not anymore
[Beth] I am back at the keyboard.
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Why are you being so difficult about our questions? You would think your lives arent worth protecting hill giants, paladins or whoever is responsible for this.."
[Moirra (Kaz)] Do you know why the Paladins are after the Hill Giants? Please tell me if you know.
[Mal (mikE)] "Oh, it's an ancient feud."
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Why paladins are after hill giants? maybe because... they're hill giants."
[Mal (mikE)] "See, one time a long long time ago there was a paladin who was shining his armor."
[Guard] I don;'t know
[Guard] we were living our lives
[Guard] and then all this erupted a couple of weeks ago
[Mal (mikE)] "And then a hill giant came along looking for a good spot to relieve himself."
[wife] AAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAA
[Mal (mikE)] "Not noticing the paladin there, the giant relieved himself all over the freshly shined armor."
Beth looks at the wife
[Mal (mikE)] "And ever since that fateful call of nature, the two races have ever been at war."
[Beth] aha?
[Moirra (Kaz)] Just out of nowhere? They just came riding up, fighting?
[Guard] we did not ask for the paladins
[Guard] they are greek scum anyway
[Guard] who would want them around
[Guard] lousey low lander s
[Guard] why are you torturing us
[Beth] because you won't play nice with us
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] :: lifts the wife some 60 feet in the air ::
[Moirra (Kaz)] RAMONE!!
Beth pulls Moirra aside
[Moirra (Kaz)] Please, gently lower that poor woman to the ground, and leave her alone.
[Beth] Moirra, hun...
[Moirra (Kaz)] Kira, what in the holy names of the Gods is going on?
[Beth] Please stay out of this for now. Just close your eyes and pretend you're dreaming, ok?
Beth whispers "I promise, less people will be hurt this way"
[Moirra (Kaz)] You know I can't do that, Kira. That man is hurt. The woman is petrified.
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Nah, I think I will let the quiet guard here quietly watch his wife fall to her death. The kids can be next."
[Moirra (Kaz)] No one should be getting hurt at all!
[Arilyn] ugh. I am disgusted with how this bad cop-bad cop routine is going
[Mal (mikE)] don't forget the crazy one
[Beth] So am I, but so far it's the only thing that has been even partially working
[Arilyn] instead of trying to gain their trust when they were clearly fearful, you guys take the "let's beat it out of them" route
[Arilyn] classy
Beth sighs
[Beth] we tried the friendly route already
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] thats because never in the history of talking to a bob npc has being nice ever worked.
[Mal (mikE)] nope
[Arilyn] from what I read, you didn't really try anything other than sarcasm and threats
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] we tried sarcasm?
[Mal (mikE)] it's what they respond to. i like to view bob's npc's as new yorkers.
[Arilyn] No, Bob looks for the magic question
[Moirra (Kaz)] I was raised in New York. I AM a New Yorker. I don't respond well to sarcasm.
[Mal (mikE)] where's 5th and broadway?
[Arilyn] when we finally get around to the magic question, he gives us the answers we're looking for
[Mal (mikE)] shush. you're gonna loose points.
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] we said we wanted to help them, they kept their mouth shut. We healed them, they kept their mouth shut. we said hey we can fix this, they keep their mouth shut. nice never works.
Moirra (Kaz) rolleyes
[Beth] then SOMEone PLEASE ask the magic question, cuz I've pretty much had it for the night
[Arilyn] we're just usually too impatient to spend the time talking to tghe NPCs
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] cuz they are NEVER helpful
[Beth] weve been talking for 2 hours
[Vicki] oh you mean i didn't miss out on much?
[Vicki] lol
[Beth] as a matter of fact, no
[Guard] you did get just about everything useful
[Beth] just about
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] cept where the giants are
[Beth] that doesn't equal everything
[Moirra (Kaz)] If you look at what the guard told me, it doesn't seem like they even understand what's going on.
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] and why these folks seem to like em
[Arilyn] they don't like them, they're afraid of them
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] no, they are afraid of the paladins
[Mal (mikE)] why are we even looking for the giants?
[Beth] they aren't afraid of them
[Arilyn] he said he was trying to protect his family
[Beth] they're friendly with them
[Guard] lol
[Moirra (Kaz)] They're afraid of the paladins.
[Guard] I am away from the keyboard.
[Beth] or were until the paladins showed up
[Guard] I am back at the keyboard.
[DM] lol,. they are afraid of everyone
[Mal (mikE)] hey, they attacked us. you all saw it
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] and if we are going to go up and kill a bunch of people, I would like to know which between the paladins and the giants deserve the killing more
[Mal (mikE)] probably the paladins
[Moirra (Kaz)] Five houses, off in the middle of nowhere. They might as well live in a bunker in Montana. They don't want to be bothered.
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] since one side here clearly deserves killing
[Beth] and I'm done for the night, guys. sorry, but I'm having too hard a time keeping my dinner down and I'm exhausted
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] night beth!
[Beth] I'll see you all next week
Moirra (Kaz) hugs Bethie
[Vicki] night beth
[DM] hugs, sorry Beth
[Arilyn] night Beth!
Beth has left the game on Fri Dec 07 21:29:06 EST 2007
[Moirra (Kaz)] Feel better hon
[Lorie] /beth night
[Vicki] lol
[Vicki] i don't think that works after she leave
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] not so much
[Arilyn] okay, so how can we get out of here knowing what we need to know and not killing or torturing anyone else.
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] well, if we have some way of psychicalyl pullin that info out of their head, there is that.
[DM] they really don't have any info for you
[Mal (mikE)] we could just keep tracking them like we were in the beginning
[Arilyn] no fingers that can point and say "they went thata way?"
[Mal (mikE)] who needs fingers? we can track them easily enough
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] ::ponders::
[Arilyn] which is all we really wanted.
[Arilyn] can we track?
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] ::lowers the lady just above the ground and walks off with her for a moment::
[Mal (mikE)] sure. we started the night tracking
[DM] Mal has a magic item to do the tracking
[Moirra (Kaz)] brb
[Kaz] I am away from the keyboard.
[Arilyn] ah, well why don't we apologize to the unhelpful, yet not so evil people and be on our way
[Mal (mikE)] i still think they're evil
[Mal (mikE)] they ARE bob npc's
[wife] (actually Ramone did a detect alignment on them)
[Arilyn] and?
[wife] (he never shared with the group)
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] ((well Ramone hasnt killed anyone yet, so they arent evil))
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "look miss. I am really sorry that things turned out the way they did. I am really a nice guy, you just got me in an irritated mood. Doing tasks for spoiled brats goes a long way to pissing me off. Now please, can we start over?"
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] Ramone: Charm person: You like me don't you.
[wife] Roll #1: (d20) [11] 11
[wife] blinks
[wife] why did they cause so much trouble for you?
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "I dont know. We just wanted some answers as to what happened here and things went wrong. Maybe you could tell me miss... what did you say your name was again?"
[wife] Betsy
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Nice to meet you Betsy. All we want to do is see that you folks are safe, so can you tell us why this fight here happened between the paladins and the hill giants and just what your village's relationship is with them?"
[wife] we don't know
[wife] we were just here
[wife] and the paladins came in
[wife] and attacked the hill giants
[wife] adn we were caught in the middle
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Were you threatened by either side?"
[wife] both
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "I see. What were the conditions?"
[Mal (mikE)] cake or death
[Lorie] chicken please
[Mal (mikE)] you're lucky we're the roman catholic church
[wife] they were taking the battle field
[Lorie] no no it's Church of England
[wife] they both wanted us to stay out of the way or hurt the other side
[Mal (mikE)] whatever
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "So neither side really wanted to see you get hurt?"
[wife] no
[wife] until you came
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "What can you tell me about the giants? Were they all giants or did they have others on their side?"
[wife] only giants
[wife] and wolves
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "And they normally just leave you alone then?"
[wife] yes
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Okay. Which way did they run off to after the fight? We would like to talk with them and see that this misunderstanding isnt repeated."
[wife] I don't know
[wife] we were inside
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Okay. Thanks for your help. Is there anything else you can tell us that would be of use?"
[wife] no
[wife] I just want to be clean
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] :: laughs ::
[Kaz] I am back at the keyboard.
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((she could use a shave, too))
[Vicki] ((lol))
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Okay, well you go clean up, we will see that the guy is healed up and the other one is de-newted, though that may take some time."
[wife] thank you
[Moirra (Kaz) (to GM only)] Character sheet for Moirra modified: Magical Abilities - CHANGED: 1st level -- Current: 2 (5).
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Have a good day!"
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((You forgot to ask her if she wanted fries with that))
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] :: walks back to the group :: "I have GOT to keep remembering about charm person... Anyways, the hill giants might be friendly, so lets try to talk with them first when we find them. Lets go then."
[Arilyn] good deal. thanks for not burning the place to the ground
[Mal (mikE)] "Awww...."
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Oh I wasnt planning on it. If I was going to do that, I would have by now."
[Mal (mikE)] "This close, Pepe. We were this close to finding the hidden treasure."
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] so back on the tracking I guess
[wife] random quote Wildebeest can live more than 20 years if they are not snatched by crocodiles, lions or illness.
[wife] ok, so tracking the hill giants
[Moirra (Kaz)] *blink*
[DM] (was reading something and it struck me as funny)
[DM] so you are going into the hills after the trail of the giant
[DM] giants
[DM] and what are you hoping to fin?
[DM] find
[Mal (mikE)] giants
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] giants
[Mal (mikE)] duh
[DM] ok
[DM] so you trudge along for a day or so
[DM] and you come upon the signs of a giant encampment
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((I've been damned to a life of trudgery))
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[Ramone (BiBo!!)] an occupied one?
[DM] well worg droppings
[DM] deer carcasses
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] no sheep?
[DM] and mid morning you find a guard who calls out WHO GOES THERE
[DM] (and everyone has full spells again)
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] ::waves::
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Just some inquisitive travelers who want to find out more about a little scuffle you had with some paladins recently."
[DM] what are you going here
[DM] GO AWAY
[DM] we defeated them
[DM] and we shall defeat you if you insist on attackign us
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[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "We just want to talk, hear what is going on. No one said anything about fighting."
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[Arilyn] nobody said anything about fighting
[Mal (mikE)] "He did."
[Moirra (Kaz)] The point, Malagorn, is that we didn't.
[Mal (mikE)] "Oh, are we supposed to?"
[DM] what do you want to talk about?
[Moirra (Kaz)] No, Mal.
[Mal (mikE)] ::turns to the voice:: "Ahem, I believe the phrase is, them's fightin' werds."
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Why were they out here picking a fight with you?"
[Mal (mikE)] "No? Oops."
[Arilyn] ::I forget-why were we looking for giants again?::
[Moirra (Kaz)] Malagorn... I think Pepe needs you to cuddle him, or something.
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "It isnt exactly close to their home"
[Mal (mikE)] "He doesn't like me to cuddle him. Recently he's much happier when Kira does."
[DM] we don't know we heard they were marching and do defended our lands
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((Wingstone won't talk to anyone for some reason that seems to involve hill giants, or something))
[Mal (mikE)] we should sack wingstone
[Mal (mikE)] they're uppity pricks
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((I hate to say it, but I'm with Mike on that one))
[Mal (mikE)] woohoo!
[Arilyn] yes, now that is a fight I can get behind
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "So, tell me, do you really want to attack people here or are you just defending yourselves from people who attack you?"
[Arilyn] those elf-haters!
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] ((well, we are getting to that))
[DM] we did not go out after anyone
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((Don't let it go to your head, Mike. Chances are, I'll never agree with you again. Or something like that. :-D ))
[DM] we have been laying in provisions for winter
[Mal (mikE)] the only hatin' that's cool is the he man woman hater's club
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Thats what it is sounding like from what I have heard. What happened to the houses of those folks down the way where the battle happened?"
[Arilyn] you little rascal!
[DM] things happen in battle
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Not intentional though?"
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Someone fell on it or something?"
[DM] things happen
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Understandable. So tell me, what are your tribe's feelings about the paladins that attacked?"
[DM] crush their bones and use them for soup
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "I like that kind of thinking. We are thinking about possibly rounding them up ourselves and wouldnt mind working together. You think we can talk to your leader about that?"
[DM] no
[DM] how could we trust you
[Moirra (Kaz)] Excuse me, please... If I may interrupt, did they seem to have a specific reason for attacking you? Did they should out anything before attacking?
[DM] and why would we watn to go that far
[DM] we don't know
[DM] we heard they were approaching our area
[DM] and so we met them at the border
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "You cant trust us. But neither can we trust you. That is just something we will have to just get over, otherwise you might end up with far more of them coming this way."
[Moirra (Kaz)] You hadn't left your borders, had you? Prior to them coming?
[DM] we can protect our selves here
[Moirra (Kaz)] I'm not accusing you, understand. I'm merely trying to make sense of their actions.
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "They are very upset with having lost the fight and honestly, we hate the local government there."
[DM] good
Moirra (Kaz) waits patiently.
[DM] why are you here
[DM] we never picked a fight with you
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Now I understand you have trust issues, but you think maybe we could talk to the leader from a safe distance so as to not put him in danger?"
[Moirra (Kaz)] We're not here to pick a fight with you, either.
[DM] no
[DM] no more talking
[DM] just leave
[Moirra (Kaz)] We're trying to understand why THEY picked a fight with you.
[DM] too much talking makes my head hurt
[DM] I don't know
[DM] they came to us we attacked them
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Of course it does, so let us talk to someone else."
[DM] what more is there
[DM] go away
[Moirra (Kaz)] Ramone, we should probably go think on this for a bit.
Moirra (Kaz) bows to the giant.
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Nah, I have no reason to doubt the paladins require a royal butt kicking."
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "The problem is we lack the numbers to do it alone. I think we need help to do that."
[Mal (mikE)] super friends assemble!
[DM] (like an army of 20,000)
[Moirra (Kaz)] I also do not doubt it. But if we are going to try to puzzle out their purpose for traveling this way, we should probably go off and talk amongst ourselves for a bit, and give this gentleman some peace.
[Mal (mikE)] oh, that's easy
[Mal (mikE)] we find the best army for the job, then go in as emissaries from wingstone
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] (a hill giant easily counts as 10 people)
[Mal (mikE)] then we piss them off and start a war.
[Mal (mikE)] piece of cake.
Moirra (Kaz) mutters to Ramone "and think about a good way to try to persuade the giants to join us, if that's what we really want - bothering them right now isn't going to help us"
[Mal (mikE)] hell, we play our cards right, we could get a couple armies to want to attack them
[Arilyn] i think taking down that elf-hating earl is probably a project for another day
[Moirra (Kaz)] Thank you, my Lady.
[Mal (mikE)] we could monitor him in the pool, and when he's out and about drop a rock on him.
[Arilyn] i'm not feeling very war-like today, even for that jackass
[Mal (mikE)] tied to a bear of course
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Oh the earl is a lot easier to do. One man is easy to kill. Its the paladins that follow him and his ideals that will be the bigger issue."
[Mal (mikE)] it's not war, it's stealth assassination
[Mal (mikE)] we could do it to each paladin, too.
[Arilyn] I'd say if the earl falls, the paladins may follow whatever power takes over
[Moirra (Kaz)] Perhaps what we need is successor who isn't a moron.
[Arilyn] but besides hating elves, has he done anything else worth overthrowing him for?
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] No idea
[Mal (mikE)] or we could do something more fun. shove a gelatenous cube in the pool in his bedroom
[Moirra (Kaz)] Well, his paladins seem to be out of control - or doing things that don't seem to be very - good.
[Arilyn] so let's finish this brat's quest and work on the earl another time
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((I LIKE that idea!!))
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] :: ponders :: "Well, without giants as leverage to get them to offer us the trident, we have nothing. Hrm..."
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((Now all we need is a gelatinous cube))
[Moirra (Kaz)] We don't even know that they HAVE the trident. Not for sure.
[Moirra (Kaz)] They had it last, supposedly, but that was decades ago.
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "No, but if they do, we need something to offer."
[Moirra (Kaz)] No one has seen it in ages.
[Moirra (Kaz)] Well, we COULD offer them a gelatinous cube in the... wait, what am I saying?
[Mal (mikE)] we could chop up a cube and give the pieces as cute cuddly cubettes
[Arilyn] we can't kill the giants if they were only defending themselves. we already know that wingstone doesn't need much excuse to go after people
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "What say ye that me and kira try our luck at breaking into the treasury and trying to find us a trident?"
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Real quiet like. They wont even know we were there."
[Arilyn] burgle away
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] "Okay, well, time to case the place then. Who can scry?"
[DM] http://www.dragonslayers-society.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php?n=Main.Greek
[DM] just in case you watn to read about the paladin order
[DM] so the new plan is?
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] break in and steal it from the treasury
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] if it happens to be there
[Lorie] ((All...heading out..night))
[Lorie] ((sorry...))
Lorie has left the game on Fri Dec 07 22:16:29 EST 2007
[DM] night Lor
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] night lorie
[Arilyn] night Lorie!
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] so anyone have scrying?
[Arilyn] i like the scry and steal plan
[Vicki] um... night?
[DM] I will offer that if it was that easy, would it still be lost?
[Vicki] no?
[Arilyn] true
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] hey, even if we dont find it, we can find something else worth our time
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] so win win I say
[Arilyn] rifle through their stuff for anything with clues to the trident's location
[Mal (mikE)] now, normally i'd be all for a caper like this, but why don't we just ask?
[Arilyn] that's a novel approach
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] Because stealing is much more harebrained and zany
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] duh
[Arilyn] hmm...ask...yes, that just might work!
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] nah, it never does
[Arilyn] but I guess it all depends on who you talk to
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] thats why we gave that up ages ago
[Mal (mikE)] sure it could
[Mal (mikE)] hell, even mal might be able to ask and get info
[Mal (mikE)] let's go try
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] well, fine, we will ask, and when we get nothing we make with the looting the treasury
[Mal (mikE)] okay
[Arilyn] sure
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] its about time we get paid for a job I say
[Mal (mikE)] lets pop back to wingstone
[Arilyn] can I still be disguised?
[Arilyn] don't feel like dying today
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] yep
[Arilyn] especially by those guys
[Mal (mikE)] so we there yet bob
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] you are disguised with the sword still waiting to teleport you out if your disguise is seen through
[DM] sure
[DM] you can blip to the bar outside of the Earl's place
[Mal (mikE)] okay, let's go up to the main place wherever that is and knock
[DM] where you were beofre
[Mal (mikE)] okay, now let's go to the earl directly
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((Bob, the country where the hill giants are - that wasn't right near where Wingstone is, was it?))
[Barrister of Wingstone] what can I help you people
[Barrister of Wingstone] (no, Maftarn, about three countries over)
[Barrister of Wingstone] looking over your group
[Barrister of Wingstone] raised eyebrow
[Barrister of Wingstone] you do not seem to be from around here
[Mal (mikE)] "We're looking for something"
[Mal (mikE)] "A trident."
[Barrister of Wingstone] and why would you be here for that?
[Mal (mikE)] "We heard you had it last."
[Arilyn] ::I say we let crazy Mal run with this one::
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] why are we talking to the barrister?
[Mal (mikE)] because we might need a good lawyer when we're done here
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] we usually do
[Barrister of Wingstone] why do you think we have what you want?
[Mal (mikE)] "Uh, because we heard you had it last?"
[Mal (mikE)] "Didn't I say that?"
[Barrister of Wingstone] had what?
[Barrister of Wingstone] a trident?
[Barrister of Wingstone] where do you think you are
[Mal (mikE)] "The trident of "
[Barrister of Wingstone] what sort of trident....
[Mal (mikE)] "...Wingstone..."
[Barrister of Wingstone] why are you askign about that
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((Nethun, I believe))
[Barrister of Wingstone] who wants to know
[Mal (mikE)] "I am Malagorn."
[Mal (mikE)] ::explains the whole thing:: "...so you see, if you can give us any help I'm sure would be glad to know you helped him out."
[Barrister of Wingstone] he smiles
[Barrister of Wingstone] do I have your word on that?
[Barrister of Wingstone] you swear to your god that this is the truth?
[Mal (mikE)] "Sure."
[Barrister of Wingstone] then come with me
[Barrister of Wingstone] alone
[Mal (mikE)] "Okay."
[Barrister of Wingstone] leave your friends here
[Mal (mikE)] 'Okay."
[Moirra (Kaz)] Why?
[Barrister of Wingstone] he opens a door
[Mal (mikE)] "Bye guys."
[Barrister of Wingstone] and guides Mal further inside
[Barrister of Wingstone] the temple area
[Barrister of Wingstone] after a few moments
[Arilyn] ::this should be interesting:
[Mal (mikE)] or painful
[Mal (mikE)] or both
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((are we in a temple to Athena?))
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] I vote interestingly painful
[Mal (mikE)] bob's got a pile of books out.
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] so... what happens then?
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] Mal gets ordained a priest of Athena?
[Mal (mikE)] cool
[Mal (mikE)] bob's still looking stuff up and sighing
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] all the tithing and worship with none of the spells
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((NO sex, either - though I doubt that would be a problem))
[Mal (mikE)] Mal: Magic Resistance check:(d100) [4] 4 - ROLL SUCCEEDED against 90!!
[Mal (mikE)] Mal: Magical Spell save: (d20) [20] 20 - ROLL SUCCEEDED against 7!!
[Barrister of Wingstone] wow
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] is he dead yet?
[Moirra (Kaz)] apparently not
[Mal (mikE)] not with that save
[Barrister of Wingstone] ok
[Barrister of Wingstone] this is really interesting
[Barrister of Wingstone] he was not expecting
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] hes not dead, he just wishes he was
[Barrister of Wingstone] Mal has been changed a bit
[Barrister of Wingstone] but avoided one thing that the barrister was counting on
[Mal (mikE)] heeheehee
[Arilyn] ::oh great::
[Barrister of Wingstone] Mal is now Lawful Good
[Mal (mikE)] heeheehee
[Mal (mikE)] i have no idea if i can even comprehend it let alone play it.
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] yeah, ditto
[Barrister of Wingstone] but did not get changed into a Priest of Posidend
[Arilyn] ::okay, this should be REALLY interesting::
[Mal (mikE)] seriously, i'd say that lg has got to be the hardest allignment ever
[Moirra (Kaz)] LOL
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] nah, neutral good is the hardest.
[Barrister of Wingstone] so overall
[Mal (mikE)] and i'm still crazy, too. how the hell does that work? can crazy people even be lawful?
[Barrister of Wingstone] you have your trident "on loan" to a Greek priest, who is not a greek priest
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] so... when he returns it, does he get changed back or what?
[Barrister of Wingstone] no
[Barrister of Wingstone] touchign the trident makes the change to LG
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] oh
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] they didnt cast at him then
[Moirra (Kaz)] So, when little bratty puss touches the trident... BOOM! Lawful good.
[Barrister of Wingstone] and a save versus spell at a minus 18 to avoid being a priest
[Barrister of Wingstone] adn he made it
[Mal (mikE)] snicker
[Mal (mikE)] okay, i'm so going to have fun with this now.
[Moirra (Kaz)] Mike, what were you before? Chaotic Neutral?
[Mal (mikE)] yup
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] well, lets go hit the brat with it then
[Moirra (Kaz)] hee hee hee hee
[Mal (mikE)] "Hey guys. I got the trident."
[Arilyn] way to go Mal!!
[Mal (mikE)] "We can finish our quest now."
[Barrister of Wingstone] Time of Day: 12:00 PM. Day 4 Ced ___ de, Spe {Early Fall} 4th, 1259.
[Moirra (Kaz)] Just like that?
[Moirra (Kaz)] Are you sure it is the Trident of Nethun that we seek?
[Mal (mikE)] 'Yup. He just let me borrow it."
[Mal (mikE)] "i just had to promise to bring it back."
Moirra (Kaz) blinks
[Arilyn] see? sometimes you really just have to ask.
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] why did we go to the earl to begin with and then the barrister now?
[Moirra (Kaz)] Just like that?
[Mal (mikE)] "Let's go get the girl back."
[Moirra (Kaz)] Yes, yes, let's go get the girl back.
[DM] you never went to the Earl
[Mal (mikE)] "Yeah. Just like that. Sometimes you just have to ask."
[DM] you never made it inside the gate except to talk with a Paladin
[Mal (mikE)] yeah. you totally got sidetracked at the thought of the drop of a hat.
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((and the Paladin said the Earl wasn't speaking to anyone))
[Vicki] what does this mean?
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] anyways. brat, trident. what happens?
[Mal (mikE)] okay, let's do dis!
[DM] adn the whole idea was the person would now be LG priest of a greek god and not watn to go along with your crazy quest
[Mal (mikE)] blip over to the girl wherever she is
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] why not?
[DM] BLIP
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] its lg to stop a war
[DM] ok
[DM] so we pick up here next week
[Moirra (Kaz)] okay
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] k
[DM] talkign to Affraic
[DM] and the DUke
[DM] and taking her home
[Mal (mikE)] hehheh
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] which I still think is a dudes name
[Arilyn] great, we may soon be done with this crazy girl
[DM] then returning the trident
[DM] nods you will be done next week now
[Mal (mikE)] aflac
[Arilyn] of course
[DM] shakes his head
[Mal (mikE)] night all
[DM] just amazing sometimes
[Arilyn] night!
[Vicki] can't we return the trident now and pick up there next week?
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] night
[Vicki] lol ok night night
[DM] then Mike starts his adventure next week
[Kaz] Umm... after this quest, do we have any others lined up, in connection with what we've done so far?
[DM] nope
[Kaz] okay
[Kaz] I can't keep track :)
[DM] just the little thing that Mike has cooked up
[Mal (mikE)] next you are at my mercy
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] is mike ready to run an adventure?
[Mal (mikE)] muahahahaha
[Kaz] Oh, dear gods
[Vicki] uh oh
[Mal (mikE)] sleep well gentleviewr
[Vicki] this will be more battle and less talk
[Arilyn] oohhh...this'll be fun!
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] got sheets and maps and whatever ready?
[Kaz] I'm ... uh... off on a surprise tour of darkest Africa. And I won't be back until Saturday.
mikE has left the game on Fri Dec 07 22:43:16 EST 2007
[Kaz] Yeah, that's it.
[Kaz] I"m scared. Mommy, hold me...
[Vicki] knowing how mike likes to fight all the time
[Arilyn] night everyone!
[Kaz] Yeah, but he's LG now.
[Ramone (BiBo!!)] I am off. night!
[Kaz] He needs to have a REASON.
[Vicki] night arilyn
[Kaz] Night all!
[DM] have a great day Maroc
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[Vicki] night ramone
Arilyn has left the game on Fri Dec 07 22:43:49 EST 2007
[Vicki] night kaz
BiBo!! has left the game on Fri Dec 07 22:43:53 EST 2007
[Vicki] night
[Kaz] Bob, Nice twist. :)
Vicki has left the game on Fri Dec 07 22:44:06 EST 2007
[DM] grins
[Kaz] Have a good night! *wavies* You diabolical man, you...
Kaz has left the game on Fri Dec 07 22:44:29 EST 2007
[DM] I had thought that Kylia and Mal were the best
