Feb 06 04 - Kapirimtiya Adventures
BiBo!!! has joined the game.
Mike has joined the game.
Mike is receiving the map...
Mike has received the map.
BiBo!!! is receiving the map...
BiBo!!! has received the map.
Lior has joined the game.
[Lior] yo yo yo
[DM] so now I know what is wrong
[Lior] that's good then
[DM] it keeps loosing the IP address on the network router that it is suposed to keep
[DM] not sure why
THE Sebrina (Barb) has joined the game.
[DM] somethign on the new motherboard reset it
[Lior] alzheimers
THE Sebrina (Barb) is receiving the map...
THE Sebrina (Barb) has received the map.
[DM] not sure how that is
[DM] or why
Lior is receiving the map...
Lior has received the map.
[DM] but at least I know how to fix it on my own
[DM] ok, so sean is here now also.
[DM] and fritz is logging
[Sadoya (Lior)] neat
[DM] so we can start anytime you guys want to
[DM] ordering food right now
[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm ready
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Fritz is receiving the map...
Fritz has received the map.
[Sadoya (Lior)] hey fritz
[Fritz] Hi all
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] g'evening everyone
[Sadoya (Lior)] hullo
[Mike] evening all
[BiBo!!!] marching order?
[DM] why not set up the marching order right now
[Sadoya (Lior)] i'll be in front or back
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] put me in front
[Sadoya (Lior)] i was in front before,a nd i dotn mind doing that agai
[Sadoya (Lior)] tho i am a bit scratched
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] i want in the middle
[Mike] i guess i tend to be rear guard
[Mike] i put you there barb
[Mike] along with the witch and pixie
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bob can you clean up the screen a bit?
[BiBo!!!] he's afk
[BiBo!!!] why are you guys way over there?
[BiBo!!!] sadoya, sergoth and reign are kinda away fromt he party
[DM] ok
[Sadoya (Lior)] i havn't moved
[Mike] well, ya might want to.
[BiBo!!!] blah, so move :-P
[DM] get set up
[DM] decide what you want
[Sadoya (Lior)] i'll be in the front with you, fritz?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Cool
Mike has left the game.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] cool
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Clean up bob
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[DM] sorry guys
Fritz is receiving the map...
Fritz has received the map.
BiBo!!! has joined the game.
[DM] not sure what happened there
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we died
[Fritz] Me is back
[DM] well, not yet anyway
Mike has joined the game.
THE Sebrina (Barb) has joined the game.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Back back back
Mike is receiving the map...
[DM] ok,
Mike has received the map.
THE Sebrina (Barb) is receiving the map...
THE Sebrina (Barb) has received the map.
[DM] so once everyone is ready
Lior has joined the game.
[DM] combat question for you
Lior is receiving the map...
Lior has received the map.
[Sadoya (Lior)] why/how are we about to die?
[DM] so everyone back?
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] maybe???
[Sadoya (Lior)] didn't you say sean was coming?
[DM] looks like it to me
[Mike] he's here
BiBo!!! is receiving the map...
[DM] he is still logging on
BiBo!!! has received the map.
[Sadoya (Lior)] ahh
[DM] so
[DM] with the combat rounds
[DM] this time to try something different
[DM] we will roll int once, like last time
[DM] the senior spellcaster as we used to do
[DM] and then we will run the fast, avg, etc.
[Sadoya (Lior)] oh goodie
[DM] rather than the round int counter
[Mike] i like that better, i think
[DM] so when I hit the int coutner to keep track of rounds
[Sadoya (Lior)] we'll see how it works out
[DM] that is all we are using it for ok?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] okie doke
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] that should speed it up
[DM] ready to test it?
[Sadoya (Lior)] sounds good
[DM] just a test, not a real combat
[Sadoya (Lior)] bibos' senior spell caster, right?
[DM] Elephant, male: Initiative: (d10+0) [3+0] 3
[Sadoya (Lior)] unless lorie's aroudn
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: Initiative: (d10-2) [1-2] -1
[DM] ok
[Mike] lorie's not at the table
[DM] so we stop at that
[DM] INIT: 1
[DM] GOING: Shade
[Sadoya (Lior)] yes, i know, i was making a generalization
[DM] INIT: 3
[DM] GOING: Elephant, male
[DM] ROUND: 1
[DM] INIT: 1
[DM] GOING: Shade
[DM] INIT: 3
[DM] GOING: Elephant, male
[DM] ROUND: 2
[DM] INIT: 1
[DM] GOING: Shade
[DM] INIT: 3
[DM] GOING: Elephant, male
[DM] ok
[DM] looks good to me
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] How will you do the fast average etc
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he just says
[Mike] okay, very fast go now
[DM] when it is your side for init
Sean has joined the game.
[Mike] very fast done?
[Mike] good moving on to fast.
Sean is receiving the map...
[Sadoya (Lior)] heya sean
Sean has received the map.
[Mike] ect...
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Wuzzup Sean
[DM] ok,
[DM] so is everyone ok with that?
[Sadoya (Lior)] yup yup
[DM] or do you want to roll initive another way? every round? or something else?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] no that is cool
[DM] ok,
[DM] so
[DM] I am going to take everyone across the map as a group to move you back to the top
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Fritz has received the map.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] alright so lets start
[Fritz] almost ready
[DM] ok
[DM] so the group is moving along
[Fritz] Yeppers
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] tra la la la la la la la la la la
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I look out for fruit bats
[DM] (until Lex shows up I am not placing the new girl withthe group_
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Moving along
[DM] you are walking
[DM] you are walking
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] ::look out! it's gargamel!!!::
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Valking valking. is she coming?
[Sadoya (Lior)] do you have that set as a macro, bob?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Remember we are marking the magic dead and normal areas bob
[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm humming 'when tornadoes take over the world' silently to myself
[DM] and so you are marking areas
[DM] and you stumble upon
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I also have a bonus to surto surprise
[Sadoya (Lior)] we stumble upon a sign that says 'beware four toed gods'?
[DM] and so
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] welp, we know where not to go now.
[DM] the two female elephants
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] bob forgot a toe so sue him
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] that's one less anti magic area
[DM] are being watched over by
[DM] an elephant with a set of red tusks
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] in the anti magic field.
[El Fudge (Sean)] of course
[DM] yea[
[DM] they were moving
[El Fudge (Sean)] this is BOB we're talking about here ...
[DM] now this is where you are stopped,
[Sadoya (Lior)] wouldn't have it any other way
[DM] and they are stopped
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] someone with lots of shiny armor go over and piss off red to lure him out where there's magic
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] who can see invisibility, and can only be harmed by a plus five vorpal blade.
[DM] and so?
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] i can shoot at it.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] hey fritz, wanna volunteer?
[Sadoya (Lior)] hey.. me too
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Any one have a bow and arrow?
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] think I should loose a few arrows at it?
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] i do.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] or I could send one of the lemmings
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] hey number 1
[Sadoya (Lior)] i wonder what would happen to the stings from my cape if i shot them into the magicless area
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] go say hi to oblongata
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] they'd probably disappear
[Sadoya (Lior)] eww
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bob am I in or out of the magic dead area?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yes
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] so do you think I should shoot at it?
[El Fudge (Sean)] shoot at it.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] yes
[Sadoya (Lior)] shoot him
[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf targets Elephant, male. Distance: 96'04"
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bob answer the question
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack: Long Bow hits AC: (13-(d20+0)) [13-(5+0)] 8
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf's attack of 8 misses Elephant, male
[DM] ok, no one is currently in the non magic area
[DM] and that is a miss
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Thank you
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Aim at a female
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he isn't even proficient with the bow you realize
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] let us step back a bit
[El Fudge (Sean)] aren't we supposed to kill the male?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he doesn't aim
[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf targets Elephant, female #2. Distance: 81'09"
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he just shoots
[DM] they swish thier trunks at the arrow that wizzing by
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack: Long Bow hits AC: (13-(d20+0)) [13-(16+0)] -3
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf's attack of -3 (probably) hits Elephant, female #2
[DM] yes
[DM] that is a hit
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf: Damage [L]: Long Bow does (1d8+0) [1+0] 1 damage
[Sadoya (Lior)] wow
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you go guy
[DM (to GM only)] Elephant, female #2's hit points adjusted to 77 (-1) - Lightly Wounded
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Can we step back a bit? Wow major damage
[Sadoya (Lior)] tha'ts gonna smart
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] woot...
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] woot mosquitoes
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] no kidding
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Can we get in position?
[Sadoya (Lior)] you have about a hundred arrows? maybe you'll kill her if you make every shot
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] We look like bowling pins
[DM] the male elephant plucks the arrow out and snaps it in half, throwing it back at your group
[Sadoya (Lior)] position in case of a charge?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Duh yes
[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm ready
[Sadoya (Lior)] you move a bit to the right
[Sadoya (Lior)] and we'rea all set
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] ry the big guy again
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] hey, do that another 100 times and you might kill him
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack: Long Bow hits AC: (13-(d20+0)) [13-(13+0)] 0
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf's attack of 0 (probably) hits Elephant, male
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf: Damage [L]: Long Bow does (1d8+0) [6+0] 6 damage
[DM] that is a miss
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I throw taunts at the big elephant
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Hey fat ugly red Oblingata...wutyagata except die?
Elandar Silverleaf (Mike) groans at reign
Shade (BiBo!!!) turns the Reign into a halfling.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Heya Oblingata, Yougota go and cry to your momma?
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack: Long Bow hits AC: (13-(d20+0)) [13-(16+0)] -3
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf's attack of -3 misses Elephant, male
Shade (BiBo!!!) turns the Reign into a halfling.
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack: Long Bow hits AC: (13-(d20+0)) [13-(17+0)] -4
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf's attack of -4 misses Elephant, male
[DM] as arrows go wizzing by
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] this is not working...
[DM] he turns his back to you
[DM] defecates on the ground
[DM] and walks into the trees
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ouch
[Sadoya (Lior)] yummy yummy
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] so much for that plan.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so yeah, I say we go for the using a lemming as a lure plan
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] number 1, get going
[DM] the two females seems to be hanging on the edge
[El Fudge (Sean)] we can torch the forest!
[Sadoya (Lior)] yeah, put some fire on those arrows
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Wait did the magic dead area just move?
[DM] fixed
[DM] sorry about that
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] bob goofed
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] ::send in the meat!::
[Sadoya (Lior)] ok.. we're just going to have to go in there after him
[Fritz] Reign Tandem targets Elephant, female #2. Distance: 59'04"
[DM] with?
[Sadoya (Lior)] hey... sebrina... you think you can sneak up on him and so something nasty to him so he comes out?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bob I pull out my Kopesh
[DM] ok
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I will go and lure them out
[Sadoya (Lior)] want backup?
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] sneak up on him yes.... do something nasty???????
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] have fun storming the castle!
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::waves::
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] You are injured be ready for me to come out
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Running
[Sadoya (Lior)] its only a flesh wouno
Elandar Silverleaf (Mike) blinks at reigh
[Sadoya (Lior)] charge!
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] without getting stomped to death
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bob I am going to charge the nearest female elephant attack and then run out and change to my magic stick
[Sadoya (Lior)] i dunno.. i thought maybe we could use your non magic 'talents' to lure him out
[DM] well
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] i'd be willing to try
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] That is my plan
[DM] do you want to run up and stop, then run back the way you came? or run out the nearest edge?
[Sadoya (Lior)] it seems fritz is set on charging, so nevermind
[DM] if it a charge, you get teh bonus to attack
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Well if the others would go to the otherside I would run out the otherside otherwise I would run and stop and run back
[DM] but you can not go backwards
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I was planning on charging
[Sadoya (Lior)] hey everyone, if reign is running lets go to the other side and welcome him
[DM] so you could run in a straight line
[DM] attack as you run by
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] OK that is what I will do
[Sadoya (Lior)] wait
[Sadoya (Lior)] let us get into position first
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Sure thing amig
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] amigo
[DM] wait
[Sadoya (Lior)] waiting
[DM] you can not just run that fast around the edge like that lior
[Sadoya (Lior)] sure i can
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Run around the back edge sadoya
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] behind the oblingata
[DM] make sure you only move yoru full distance this round
[DM] I am away from the keyboard.
[DM] I am back at the keyboard.
[DM] I am away from the keyboard.
[Sadoya (Lior)] i figured we'd movet here before he started charging
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] bob's gettin food
[Sadoya (Lior)] but that's only like... logical
[Sadoya (Lior)] and we can build a fire when we get there so he'll see the smoke
[Sadoya (Lior)] sound good to you guys?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Logic escapes Bob
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Sounds good to me
[Fritz] Reign Tandem targets Reign Tandem. Distance: 0'00"
[Fritz] Reign Tandem no longer targets Elephant, female #2.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] um.... why cant he just retrace his tracks?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] ?
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] cuz reign can't see us across a hundred feet of grass?
[Sadoya (Lior)] cuz he's running straight through in hope the elephant will run after him
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] And so I get the charge bonus to my attack
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] oh, well he can circle around and find us
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] oh
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you can still go back
[Sadoya (Lior)] you're missing the point
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and do the charge
[Sadoya (Lior)] but he cna't just turn around when there's an elephant on his ass
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] just that the elephants get a round of attacks before you can move
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I am trying to avoid getting the round of attacks by the elephants
[Lior] I am away from the keyboard.
[Lior] I am back at the keyboard.
[Sadoya (Lior)] glad to see you made much progress on the decision while i was gone
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] bob's too busy eating to play
[El Fudge (Sean)] Bob's filling his face, he'll be back in a second
[DM] I am back at the keyboard.
[DM] ok
[DM] so the charge
[Sadoya (Lior)] wait
[DM] you go forward, +2 to attack, +2 to damage,
[DM] but if you miss
[DM] you will fall on your face at it's feet
[DM] if you hit
[DM] you do damage, and then run on past
[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm saying we move to the other side of the area before he charges, and set up some fire so he'll see when we're there, then he can charge
[DM] if that is what you want to do
[DM] that would work, if you want
[Sadoya (Lior)] i think its a capital idea, but i;m a bit biased
[DM] your guys call,
[DM] fritz?
[Sadoya (Lior)] it'll also give him a direction to aim for once he hits the elephant
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Sorry I fell asleep
[Sadoya (Lior)] well.. stop drinking gin and start drinking coffee
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I am waiting for them to go to the otherside going around the back. I have only had 3-4 hours of sleep every night since we fired our manager at the bar
[DM] ouch
[DM] sorry about that
[DM] we will try to move this along, so you can get some sleep
[DM] after the battle
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I closed last night at 2:00 pm and didn't get to bed until 4:00
[DM] ok, Lior and anyone else, start your moves
[Sadoya (Lior)] so fritz is for moving to the other side
[DM] do not move more than one round of movement
[Sadoya (Lior)] so if my movement is 14? i multiply that by ten to get the feet amount?
[DM] yes
[Sadoya (Lior)] that good?
[Sadoya (Lior)] that good?
[Sadoya (Lior)] sorry.. lag
[DM] anyone else?
[Sadoya (Lior)] i start setting up a fire
[Sadoya (Lior)] yes i do have fire-building
Trevor has joined the game.
Trevor is receiving the map...
Trevor has received the map.
[Sadoya (Lior)] morning trevor
[DM] so the two are on the other side
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Sebrina?
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] yes
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Are you moving?
[DM] and the rest are staying on the original side
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] yea, but notas fast as they did... my little legs
[Sadoya (Lior)] so move everyone, lets go
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Move your character
[Sadoya (Lior)] go as far as you can
[DM] 60 feet barb
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] about there
[Sadoya (Lior)] come on people
[DM] ready set
[Sadoya (Lior)] bibo, sean... you coming?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Sergoth move to the other side
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] why?
[Sadoya (Lior)] we got sergoth now too
[El Fudge (Sean)] staying alive, here
[Sadoya (Lior)] lets go
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] if someone is bigger than me, pick me up on your way by
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] what's wrong with this side?
[Sadoya (Lior)] so we can be there to fight the elephant when it comes out the other side
[Trevor] Okay...
[Sadoya (Lior)] fly aroudn
[Trevor] Where are you Fritz?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] YOu cant help us on that side or is that the idea?
[Sadoya (Lior)] you coming next to where i am trevor
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I am going to charge the elephants from this side and draw them out the other side
[Sadoya (Lior)] fritz is going to charge thorugh the non magic area and the olengata out the side me and elander are on
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] O the other way
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] um... okay...
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] No Go around the back side of the foot Sergoth
[Sadoya (Lior)] pick up sebrina on the way
[Sadoya (Lior)] carry her
[Sadoya (Lior)] ...or dont
[DM] ok
[Sadoya (Lior)] s'cool
[DM] so that is where everyone is to start now
[Sadoya (Lior)] the others are not coming?
[DM] and now fritz
[Sadoya (Lior)] that's great
[DM] I will start the combat, only fritz roll int, only to get us started
[Sadoya (Lior)] if we're fighting without our witch, we almost might as well be in the non magic area
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Initiative: (d10+2-4) [4+2-4] 2
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] well, my magic armor and weapons help me a lot.
[Sadoya (Lior)] hence the almost
[DM] roll again, I forgot to turn it on, sorry
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Initiative: (d10+2-4) [3+2-4] 1
[DM] Elephant, male: Initiative: (d10+0) [5+0] 5
[DM] INIT: 1
[DM] GOING: Reign Tandem
[DM] and go fritz
[DM] and attack
[DM] and then we will see
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Attack: +3 Giant 2 handed Sword hits AC: (14-(d20+10)) [14-(8+10)] -4
[DM] roll damage
[Fritz] Reign Tandem targets Elephant, female 1. Distance: 10'02"
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Attack: +3 Giant 2 handed Sword hits AC: (14-(d20+10)) [14-(2+10)] 2
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem's attack of 2 (probably) hits Elephant, female 1
[Sadoya (Lior)] not to be a bother, but you're not using that sword
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] sorry
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Attack: Kopesh hits AC: (14-(d20+5)) [14-(18+5)] -9
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem's attack of -9 (probably) hits Elephant, female 1
[DM] is a hit
[Sadoya (Lior)] guess it doesn't matter much...
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Damage [L]: Kopesh does ((1d6)+7) [(2)+7] 9 damage
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Add +2 to damage
[DM (to GM only)] Elephant, female 1's hit points adjusted to 69 (-9) - Lightly Wounded
[DM] ok
[DM] end of your part of the round
[Fritz] Reign Tandem targets Reign Tandem. Distance: 0'00"
[Fritz] Reign Tandem no longer targets Elephant, female 1.
[DM] and so the female
[DM] squeels
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I change weapons if I can
[DM] and you hear a roar from the forest of anger
[Sadoya (Lior)] ooh, the forest of anger, who named that?
[DM] INIT: 5
[DM] GOING: Elephant, male
[DM] and
[Sadoya (Lior)] ooh, am i behind him?
[DM] yes you will be
[DM] he charges out of the trees
[Sadoya (Lior)] and steps on reign and elander
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I am AC -10 ATM
[DM] and attacks the three of them
[DM] all your magic is working
[DM] Elephant, male: (1d20) [15] 15 does (2d8+1) [(7+1)+1] 9 points of damage from a Stomp
[DM] sorry
[Sadoya (Lior)] no to hit?
[DM] didn't set that right, sorry, re-rolling
[Sadoya (Lior)] sorry, i';m a fast typer and this is lagging a bit
[DM] Roll #1: (d20) [3] 3
[DM] Roll #1: (d20) [18] 18
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] too late. we take 9 damage.
[DM] Roll #1: (d20) [15] 15
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] oh, ow. our turn now
[DM] ok,
[DM] so I missed Frtiz on the 3
[Sadoya (Lior)] wicked little critter
[DM] on elandar I hit
[DM] on sergoth I hit
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] sure. roll a three on the friggin -10 ac guy...
[Sadoya (Lior)] i'd like to meet the guy who hits reign with a 3
[Sadoya (Lior)] and run away from him
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] isn't that always the way?
[DM] Roll: (4d100) [(95+67+29+17)] 208
Reign Tandem (Fritz) frowns in anoinance
[DM] sorry
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] um... ouch?
[DM] not that high
[Sadoya (Lior)] yeah...
[Sadoya (Lior)] about that
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] What the fuck
[DM] Roll: (4d10) [(7+3+9+1)] 20
[DM] ok, that is the right amount
[Trevor] That's bob playing with our emotions.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bobisanevilbutt
[DM] and now you four all get one attack on his rear AC
[Sadoya (Lior)] how/why did he move?
[DM] as he runs on by
[Sadoya (Lior)] oh ok
[DM] this was his charge attack
[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya: Attack: Joyeuse 2 handed hits AC: (13-(d20+6)) [13-(9+6)] -2
[DM] miss
[Fritz] Reign Tandem targets Sergoth Stonefist. Distance: 4'00"
[Sadoya (Lior)] so... -6?
[Fritz] Reign Tandem targets Elephant, male. Distance: 10'01"
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack: Frost Brand +3/+6 (R) hits AC: (13-(d20+5)) [13-(13+5)] -5
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf's attack of -5 (probably) hits Elephant, female #2
[Sadoya (Lior)] -6 misses?
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf: Damage [L]: Frost Brand +3/+6 (R) does (1d12+6+6) [9+6+6] 21 damage
[Trevor] Sergoth Stonefist targets Elephant, male. Distance: 6'08"
[DM] I will let mike re roll that
[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf no longer targets Elephant, female #2.
[Sadoya (Lior)] lets all target the same elephant
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Attack: Kopesh hits AC: (14-(d20+5)+2) [14-(20+5)+2] -9 [CRITICAL HIT]
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem's attack of -9 (probably) hits Elephant, male
[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf targets Elephant, male. Distance: 8'11"
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack: Frost Brand +3/+6 (R) hits AC: (13-(d20+5)) [13-(3+5)] 5
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf's attack of 5 misses Elephant, male
[Lior] Sadoya targets Elephant, male. Distance: 14'07"
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Critical bob
[Trevor] Sergoth Stonefist: Damage [L]: Stone Axe (Stonehew) does (1d8+9) [1+9] 10 damage
[DM] that is a hit fritz
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Damage [L]: Kopesh does ((1d6)+7) [(2)+7] 9 damage
[DM] roll again to see if you hit again
[Trevor] Sergoth Stonefist: Attack: Stone Axe (Stonehew) hits AC: (11-(d20+7)) [11-(5+7)] -1
[Trevor] Sergoth Stonefist's attack of -1 misses Elephant, male
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Attack: Kopesh hits AC: (14-(d20+5)+2) [14-(3+5)+2] 8
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem's attack of 8 misses Elephant, male
[Sadoya (Lior)] can we know his ac? it seems to be below -6
[DM (to GM only)] Elephant, male's hit points adjusted to 141 (-9) - Lightly Wounded
[Fritz] Reign Tandem no longer targets Sergoth Stonefist.
[DM] ok
[DM] so that si where we stand
[DM] and now we are back to inititive, everyone hold here right now
[Lior] Sadoya no longer targets Elephant, male.
[Lior] Sadoya targets Elephant, male. Distance: 41'09"
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Why do we have to redo initiative?
[DM] because now it is the senior spell caster
[DM] Marco is senior
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Why when I started the whole shebang....?
[Sadoya (Lior)] thanks for finally joining us, bastards
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I agree
[DM] that is what we discussed earlier
[DM] ok,
[DM] so
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] But they weren't in the combat
[DM] Elephant, male: Initiative: (d10+0) [2+0] 2
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I still don't see the point of coming here
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: Initiative: (d10-2) [9-2] 7
[Sadoya (Lior)] to attack the freeakn' elephant we're going to kill
[Sadoya (Lior)] its simple
[DM] INIT: 2
[DM] GOING: Elephant, male
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you shoulda just circled back
[DM] ok
[DM] so now
[DM] your side
[Sadoya (Lior)] it does'nt hurt you to move a bit
[DM] on very fast
[DM] that is you Barb
[Sadoya (Lior)] if i attack on fast, i move on fast too, right?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] no
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I move on fast but attack on very fast
[DM] ok, so that is the VF
[Sadoya (Lior)] so how, remind me please, do i know when i move?
[DM] now F
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] so... you're gonna throw the sword then?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] if it is a fire using or dwelling creature
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] probablly on fast, lior
[Sadoya (Lior)] ok, i'm moving
[Sadoya (Lior)] is his back still towards us?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I move and attack on fast
[DM] yes
[DM] his back is to you
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] My ac is now Neg 5 bob
[Sadoya (Lior)] and on fast, i'm attacking
[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya: Attack: Joyeuse 2 handed hits AC: (13-(d20+6)) [13-(18+6)] -11
[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya's attack of -11 (probably) hits Elephant, male
[Sadoya (Lior)] does that freakn' hit?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Natural Fighting: (d20) [11] [11 must be less than (19+6) [19+6] 25 to succeed.
Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack: Frost Brand +3/+6 (R) hits AC: (13-(d20+5)) [13-(14+5)] -6
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf's attack of -6 (probably) hits Elephant, male
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] hey bob, does he have less than 30 HD?
[Sadoya (Lior)] with the rear attack, its -15?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Wild fighting: (d20) [18] 18 must be less than (18+5) [18+5] 23 to succeed.
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf: Damage [L]: Frost Brand +3/+6 (R) does (1d12+6+6) [10+6+6] 22 damage
[DM] yes, less than 30
[Trevor] I'mm taking a round to drop into rage.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] cool
[Sadoya (Lior)] did i hit bob? -15 ac?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I own him
[DM (to GM only)] Elephant, male's hit points adjusted to 119 (-22) - Lightly Wounded
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Attack: +3 Giant 2 handed Sword hits AC: (14-(d20+10)-3) [14-(14+10)-3] -13
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem's attack of -13 (probably) hits Elephant, male
[DM] yes lior
[DM] yes fritz
[Sadoya (Lior)] he's large, right?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I'm serious
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Attack: +3 Giant 2 handed Sword hits AC: (14-(d20+10)-3) [14-(20+10)-3] -19 [CRITICAL HIT]
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem's attack of -19 (probably) hits Elephant, male
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I own him
[Trevor] Obviously.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] right now
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] woot!
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Attack: +3 Giant 2 handed Sword hits AC: (14-(d20+10)-3) [14-(15+10)-3] -14
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem's attack of -14 (probably) hits Elephant, male
[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya: Damage [L]: Joyeuse 2 handed does (2d8+10) [(3+2)+10] 15 damage
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he's mine
[DM] is this a magical or a mechancial......
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] magical
[DM (to GM only)] Elephant, male's hit points adjusted to 104 (-15) - Moderately Wounded
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Attack: +2 Mithril Horns on Helm hits AC: (14-(d20+5)-3) [14-(17+5)-3] -11
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem's attack of -11 (probably) hits Elephant, male
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] no save
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Damage [L]: +3 Giant 2 handed Sword does ((3d6*2)+13) [((1+3+5)*2)+13] 31 damage
[DM (to GM only)] Elephant, male's hit points adjusted to 73 (-31) - Heavily Wounded
[Sadoya (Lior)] good hitting, reign
[DM] ok
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Damage [L]: +3 Giant 2 handed Sword does ((3d6*2)+13) [((3+5+3)*2)+13] 35 damage
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Damage [L]: +3 Giant 2 handed Sword does ((3d6*2)+13) [((1+2+1)*2)+13] 21 damage
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Damage [L]: +2 Mithril Horns on Helm does ((2d6)+10) [((2+2))+10] 14 damage
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] um...
[Sadoya (Lior)] can i move the rest of the half of my movement?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] add 3 to all those rolls bob
[DM] ok
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] if it's alive, I control him
[DM] well I discarded those
[DM] it is your first attack
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] again?
[DM] not all of them in one phase
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] my ac is a Neg 2 by the way
[DM] so we are now moving on to avegaer
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] helloooo
[DM] and I go first
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] no, you don't go at all
[Sadoya (Lior)] bob only seems to see half the stuff in the chatroom
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Roll #1: (d20) [17] 17
[Sadoya (Lior)] or at least respond to
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bob all those attacks were on fast
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Except for 2 of them sorry
[DM] ok,
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] one of the sword and one of the helmet and I still get a critical
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] from the sword
Robert has joined the game.
[DM] reroll damage for those then
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::uses her badge of monster control on the elephant::
[DM] and robert, we can catch you up later on,
[Sadoya (Lior)] is that rob or robert that just got on?
[DM] just double click on your name to get the map, etc
[Robert] ARRRR!!!
Robert is receiving the map...
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] YARRRR!!!!!
Robert has received the map.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Attack: +3 Giant 2 handed Sword hits AC: (14-(d20+10)-3) [14-(10+10)-3] -9
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem's attack of -9 (probably) hits Elephant, male
[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm guessing rob, as carn just showed up on the list
[Sadoya (Lior)] HI ROB@
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Damage [L]: +3 Giant 2 handed Sword does ((3d6*2)+13) [((3+2+5)*2)+13] 33 damage
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Damage [L]: +3 Giant 2 handed Sword does ((3d6*2)+13) [((3+1+1)*2)+13] 23 damage
[Sadoya (Lior)] that was supposed to be an exclamation point
[Robert] HOwdy
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::tells the elephant to come to her::
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] that was my critica
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] It is 36 not 23
[DM] ok
[DM] so that is the end of fast,
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I accidently hit it twice
[DM] we are moving on average
[Sadoya (Lior)] so i can't move the rest of the half of my movement?
[DM] and the elephant goes first
[DM] now Marco, what is happening with this monster patch?
[DM] badge
[Varn Bjalmgar (Robert)] Wow, this map looks great... I wonder who made it... :)
[Sadoya (Lior)] some schmuk
[DM] and it is only how far across at this scale?
[DM] so he is charmed
[DM] now what
[Sadoya (Lior)] but not charming
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::tells the elephant to sit::
[DM] ok
[DM] so now what?
[Varn Bjalmgar (Robert)] Question: how do I get the chat text to not appear on the map?
[DM] dock it
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::climbs on it's head and directs it back towards the lemmings (around the antimagic)::
[Sadoya (Lior)] aww.. now we can't kill it, can we?
[DM] ok,
[Varn Bjalmgar (Robert)] I did and now I see it at the bottom and also on the map
[Sadoya (Lior)] set chat removal delay to 0
[Varn Bjalmgar (Robert)] Lior, you are the man...
[Sadoya (Lior)] yes yes, i know
[DM] ok
[DM] so you go around the other side of the area
[Sadoya (Lior)] i'll be signing autographs after the show
[DM] the two females
[DM] start to move forward
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bob I did 175 points of damage to it on the fast and average phase of attack total
[DM] I show a total of 167 that I accepted
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] You forgot my critical
[DM] and I regened part of that so far
[DM] and will again at the end of the round
[Sadoya (Lior)] doesn't that warant a save vs death?
[DM] good point Lior
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] cool! I have a regenerating mount!
[DM] Roll #1: (d20) [1] 1
[DM] that would be a fail
[DM] hmmm
[DM] rulling here
[DM] it has to be over 50 point in an attack
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I thought it had to be all one damage not a series of blows? That was a total of 6 blows from me because of my wild fighting and horn attacks
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yep
[DM] and fritz did a crtical
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] has to be from one damage roll
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] which is two strikes
[DM] does that count as two swings
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Yes one attack was 70 points
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] No a crit is only 1 swing
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] it was two swings, though. two rolls.
[DM] robert?
[DM] any thoughts?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] No 1 swing
[Varn Bjalmgar (Robert)] uh.... I like cheese?
[DM] this is what came up with you that time isn't it
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] you do 2 rolls to see if it makes a crit but it is still only 1 swing
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] hehheh... cheeeeeeze....
[DM] do you remember how we decided things?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] REad the rules it is only 1 swing
[Varn Bjalmgar (Robert)] We decided that over 50 points had to come from one attack
[Sadoya (Lior)] ::chants:: save vs death save vs death
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] it is one attack
[Varn Bjalmgar (Robert)] not a total from the round
[DM] so if we do it this way, the extra roll because of the 20 still counts as one attack for total damage?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] It is one attack that crit did 70 points of damage
[Varn Bjalmgar (Robert)] If he did over 50 points in one attack then, yes, a save is warranted
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] yes
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] And that was on the fast attack
[Varn Bjalmgar (Robert)] I think we're eating elephant meat tonight
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] And as soon as it goes down I cut off its tusks
[Sadoya (Lior)] ooh, and they're vegetarians, so it'll taste good too
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] yum.... i'm hungry... elephant steak
[DM] I do think we are looking at a large dead elephant here
[Sadoya (Lior)] yay!
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] go fritz go.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Sorry Shade I am a death dealer when I want to be
[Sadoya (Lior)] i jump around all happy and squealing
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] so you hunt the lycans?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::shrugs::
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] hehehehe I am a crossbreed both vampyre and wearwolf
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] woot.
[Varn Bjalmgar (Robert)] Why am I dead?
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] bacause.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Cuz I killed you in a fit of excitement
[Varn Bjalmgar (Robert)] Damn it!!
[Varn Bjalmgar (Robert)] I hate it when that happens
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I cut off the tusks and then slump to the ground exhausted
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I went wild and beserk even wilder than Sergoth if you can believe that. An Animal ferocity that you have never seen me show before
[Varn Bjalmgar (Robert)] you da man!!
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] oh, i can imagine the animal ferocity.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I cut a bloody swath thru the elephant not caring about my own safety just in dealing death and destruction as only a monsterstrous humanoid could
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] i just can't imagine a cow being feroceous.
[Sadoya (Lior)] so you exposed yourself in ways we've never seen before? eww
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] ick.
[Sadoya (Lior)] you've never been to pamplona
[DM] ok
[DM] and so
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Obviously I have upset Shade. I took the pet she wanted away from her before she could even say "Sit Inuyasha"
[DM] everyone's XP is updated
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] those are bulls. he's just a cow.
[Sadoya (Lior)] with 10%?
[DM] I think I remembered,
[DM] but I did give out extra for the hyenas also
[Sadoya (Lior)] i just want to say, i dont really like that.. i like to add up my own xp
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] 250 xp?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] laaaame
[DM] well, there are a lot of characters, and it is not actualy magical
[DM] only a tougher creature
[Sadoya (Lior)] the bearers dont get xp, do they?
[DM] and normaly the total was supossed to be 135
[Sadoya (Lior)] so 250 for the elephant, and how much did we get for the hyenas?
[DM] 75
[Sadoya (Lior)] or is it 250 in total?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I have to sit and rest for an hour
[DM] go fritz
[DM] if you can come back great
[DM] go rest
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] No I mean Reign has to sit and rest for an hour
[DM] talk to you later on
[DM] oh
[DM] well you still have the two females coming towards you right now
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::uses her badge of monster resistence on reign::
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] move it beefy
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] no, they have to two females coming at them.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] control not resistence
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Wild fighting is exhausting and I added natural fighting as well so I am pretty fatigued
[DM] varn you are there too with the other fighters
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so... that's just normal combat fatigue? move it wuss
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] If the battle wasn't over I am not yet fatigued if it was over then I am fatigued
[DM] the battle is over
[DM] a round goes by
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] NO i am super fatigued
[DM] and then the females start over
[DM] and here they are
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] they attacking?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I stand up
[DM] they are agitated and getting close
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] My AC is 0
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] they under 30 hd together?
[DM] yes
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::controls both of them::
[DM] sigh
[Sadoya (Lior)] haha
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] ::lets hurt one and follow it to the graveyard now::
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we have something to carry the corpse now
[DM] and so
[Trevor] I'd be hacking away at one of the female elephants.
[DM] opening a bottle of wine
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Good idea it will help me sleep better.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] brb afk
[Fritz] I am away from the keyboard.
[Fritz] I am back at the keyboard.
[Trevor] Sergoth Stonefist targets Elephant, female #2. Distance: 4'10"
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I am carryiing the bloody red tusks if it is ok atm
[Trevor] Sergoth Stonefist: Attack: Stone Axe (Stonehew) hits AC: (11-(d20+7)) [11-(16+7)] -12
[Trevor] Sergoth Stonefist's attack of -12 (probably) hits Elephant, female #2
[Trevor] Sergoth Stonefist: Damage [L]: Stone Axe (Stonehew) does (1d8+9) [5+9] 14 damage
[Trevor] Sergoth Stonefist: Attack: Stone Axe (Stonehew) hits AC: (11-(d20+7)) [11-(9+7)] -5
[Trevor] Sergoth Stonefist's attack of -5 (probably) hits Elephant, female #2
[Mike] Elyssa targets Elephant, female #2. Distance: 19'07"
[Trevor] Sergoth Stonefist: Damage [L]: Stone Axe (Stonehew) does (1d8+9) [1+9] 10 damage
[Mike] Elyssa no longer targets Elephant, female #2.
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Roll #1: (d20) [12] 12
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Roll #1: (d20) [20] 20
[DM] robert?
[Varn Bjalmgar (Robert)] yes?
[Trevor] Sergoth Stonefist: Magical Spell: (d20) [12] 12 must be equal or greater than 13 to save.
[DM] are you attacking
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] ::the barbarian falls to the ground, snoring::
[Varn Bjalmgar (Robert)] according to the sidebar, I have no HP
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I call out "don't worry about the elephants, they'll help us carry the carcus back
[DM] I show you at 58 out of 99 hitpoints
[DM] when I see an elephant fly
[Varn Bjalmgar (Robert)] I show me with a big red X on the map
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] just so we're all on the same page, the barbarian went to attack the elephants, and fell asleep in mid stride.
[DM] that is you at that point robert
[Varn Bjalmgar (Robert)] I see that... I also still see a big red X
[DM] no one here see that
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] What are we doing now?
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] i see you just fine rob
[Varn Bjalmgar (Robert)] That's sweet... but I'm still showing X
[DM] hmmm
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] weird. none of us over here do.
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] i see you fine here too
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] you're in denial, robert.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] dunno what to say
[DM] and so
[Varn Bjalmgar (Robert)] No I'm not!! I am way past step 1... I'm on 2
[DM] what are you doing
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] How far is the village from here?
[DM] anything that takes 13 steps can't be worth doing
[DM] back about a day and a half
[Varn Bjalmgar (Robert)] 12 steps!!
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] beer. my favorite 12 step program
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] And if Witchy Poo flys me?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] heh
[DM] that is a 12 ounce program
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] right
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] like I could fly your tubby butt
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] unless you wanna be a halfling
[Robert] I am away from the keyboard.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bob when did I take all that damage?
[DM] I am showing the damge you had before
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] From when?
[DM] plus the damage from the elephant charge attack
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I didn't take any damage from the elephant charge
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] it seems to me that el fudge is the senior party member.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] And the hyenas never hit me
[DM] yes you did
[DM] I am sorry no you didn't
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] i think he's in charge of things.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] No I didn't
[DM] fixed it
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so we dropping the carcass off for our feast?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] maybe the villiagers know how to keep us immune to this stupid disease
[DM] now what
[DM] two live elephants
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] So the 5 points is from the damage from the curse?
[DM] one large dead one
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he ole innoculation
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] lets go find out real target, then.
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] enough of this side quest. lets go find the ivory and the magic.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] no ebony, fritz. just ded elephants.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I say we go back to the villiage and see if they're willing to tell us how to get rid of the disease
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I agree
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] i doubth they know any way. but whatever.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] even if they don't, they'll know where to go
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] don't we have a map?
[Sadoya (Lior)] i think they will now that w'eve killt he elephant
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] sure, half of one
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] and hurt the elephant and it becomes the guide.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and half a map isn't very useful
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] it can be if its the right half.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Lets return to the village then
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] too bad we have the left half
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] ::smacks bibo... hard::
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] And I still have the +2 on my initiative bob btw
[DM] go change it fritz
Trevor has left the game.
[DM] and so
[DM] are you all walking back to the village
[DM] or are some of you flying back
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::votes aye::
[Sadoya (Lior)] on elephants
[DM] and then tje rest waiting here?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I need a mount....lets go with the elephants. I am tired
[DM] well, and aye for what?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] going back
[DM] who is going back? everyone?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] eh, the elephants move as fast as flying would I suppose
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] i'm NOT stayiing here
[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm going
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yes everyone
[DM] ok
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Initiative: (d10+2) [10+2] 12
[DM] so everyone is riding elepants back o the village
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Initiative: (d10-2) [7-2] 5
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] erp?
[Sadoya (Lior)] umm.. i just got an error on my character sheet for no good reason
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] hello?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] why are you rolling init?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] ok that workded yes
[DM] I think it was a burb
[DM] try again lior
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] seeing if I fixed it
[Sadoya (Lior)] no, it came out of nowhere
[Sadoya (Lior)] i didn't do anything with my char sheet
[El Fudge (Sean)] Sergoth and Fudgie are going with everyone else.
[Sadoya (Lior)] did'nt seem to mean anything though
[El Fudge (Sean)] Sergoth is having pc troubles.
[DM] ok
[DM] now
[DM] on the way back
[DM] the hyenas stay away this time
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] heheheheeeeeheeeeeheeeee
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] could it be the elephants?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yehaw
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] its a pack of monkeys this time
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] we're going to be attacked by ebola minkeys!
[DM] then a mouse runs across the open field
[El Fudge (Sean)] <Sergoth> Oooh! Monkeys!
[Sadoya (Lior)] you are an evil bob
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bobisanevilbutt
Shade (BiBo!!!) thwaps BOB good.
[DM] and so you move on to the night
[DM] sleep
[DM] watches quickly please?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] First watch
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] #2
[Sadoya (Lior)] first or last
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] me and sean and sebrina
[Sadoya (Lior)] just kidding
[Sadoya (Lior)] middle
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] sebrina's got us on two already.
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] choose annother. we claim this watch in the name of elves everywhere.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] guess I'll take 1
[Robert] I am back at the keyboard.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Go away
[Robert] I am away from the keyboard.
[DM] and so someon clear that up please
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Thank you
[DM] lol
[Robert] I am back at the keyboard.
[Sadoya (Lior)] fine iif i dont get middle put me in first or last
[Robert] I am away from the keyboard.
[Robert] I am back at the keyboard.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Where was the god's 5th toe Bob?
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] got cut off.
[DM] ok
[DM] and who says there should be 5 toes
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ahhh he is a cartoon god
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Toon god
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] All hail Toon the mighty
[Sadoya (Lior)] no, the fifth toe was added later, when the gods realized that we need five toes for balance, and they dont really need any, cuz they can just float
[DM] or it just wasn't a human god
[El Fudge (Sean)] ergoth on Seans laptop,,, I'll be on first watch.
[DM] so the first watch
[DM] nothign happens
[DM] the second watch
[DM] is?
[DM] elves?
[DM] lions in the distance
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] y
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] k
[DM] back far away,
[DM] but lots of roaring
[DM] the third watch
[DM] and then morning
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] in da jungle, da mighty jungle...
[DM] you see a huge dark cloud to the south
[DM] you head back up north
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yay rain
[DM] ok
[DM] and so you return to the village
[DM] on the backs of the elephants
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I hold up the red tusks
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::points to the corpse:: there's oblangata
[DM] the village guard
[DM] the corpse is way back south
[DM] you didn't bring the body
[DM] only the tusks
[Sadoya (Lior)] well.. someone got confused
[DM] and so
Fritz has left the game.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] whatever
[DM] the village elders are very impressed
Fritz has joined the game.
Fritz is receiving the map...
Fritz has received the map.
[DM] they look up at you on the backs of the elephants
[DM] they bang on the drums
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] can someone who understands their gibberish tell them that we need to find a permanent cure for what ails us?
[DM] they call in everyone from the fields
[DM] they start setting up for a feast
[DM] they quickly clear out a hut for your group
[DM] to stay in
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I talk to them
[Sadoya (Lior)] nows we gots buddies
[DM] they send over several young girls to help you clean up for the festivities
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] nice
[Sadoya (Lior)] i dont need any help cleaning up, thanks
[Sadoya (Lior)] i like my privacy
[Varn Bjalmgar (Robert)] I do!!
[DM] the entire village turns out
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I'll take any help, fighting elephants is hard work
[DM] in the late afternoon
[DM] the fires are being built up
[El Fudge (Sean)] I play with the kids all afternoon. <Sergoth>
[DM] the elders gather around the fire
[DM] they call you out from the huts
[DM] you form a line
[DM] just outside your door
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] conga line!
[DM] the old lady looks at one of the men
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yay we're waiting for bread in moscow
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] or the limbo
[DM] "see I told you they were good people, that they would help us"
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bongo line
[DM] he nods slowly
[DM] the oldest male steps forward
[DM] he nods at your group
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] and he kisses reign passionately as reward
Reign Tandem (Fritz) smirks
[DM] you have performed a great service for us
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] wait... didn't you spit at us old lady?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] As we promised
[DM] you have slain a great evil
[Sadoya (Lior)] maybe it was a sign of respect, like in ace ventura?
[DM] and you shall be rewarded
[El Fudge (Sean)] Yeah, reign will service you. <wink wink nudge nudge>
[DM] he gestures at the old lady
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] course I don't understand her... so I wouldn't know that
[DM] she walks forward
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] oh god no
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I want something younger
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] :)
[Sadoya (Lior)] hey, he may be a bull, but that doesn't make him a bull queer
[DM] and takes out of her pouch a large piece of amber
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] something with double digits as it's age
[DM] wrapped around a clear stone
[El Fudge (Sean)] I was referring to the old lady :-P
[DM] she offers it to you
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I bow down and accept it
[DM] she nods
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Thank you kind lady
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] how come he gets the reward?
[DM] sebrina roll your appraisal
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] i want a reward too.
[DM] and then the men bring out several gourds
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] Sebrina: appraising: (d20) [9] 9 must be less than (15+0) [15+0] 15 to succeed.
[DM] you think that it is worth about 4-6,000 gp value stone
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::detects magic::
[DM] they pass out the gourds
[DM] offering you to drink
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I take a deep drink
Elandar Silverleaf (Mike) whispers to reign whata about healing us? can they do that?
[DM] the eldar says it will help you ward off your forgein weakness
[DM] it will make you strong
[DM] make you one with the land
[Sadoya (Lior)] i grab a gourd and swallow down
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: detect magic: (MR: (d100) [88] 88)
[DM] non magic
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] so we all drink and get strong, then?
[DM] you all drink and recover all your hitpoints
[DM] and you will not be taking addtional hitpoints from sickness
[Sadoya (Lior)] all of them? can i get your word on that ?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yay
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we're all not sick anymore
[Sadoya (Lior)] great, so the hyena 'sickness' is gone too, thakns bob
[Sadoya (Lior)] ;)
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Woot see helping people is a good thing
[DM] yes, everything is healed
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] eh. you got lucky this time fritz
[Sadoya (Lior)] wouldn'ta gotten hurt if we never got into this mess, but sure fritzh
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] /rofl
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Hey I didn't accept the quest alone now...don't blame me you greedy f*&kers
[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm not blaming
[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm just pointing out
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] ")
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] hey, I wasnt doin this for the good of my heart
[Sadoya (Lior)] hehe
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] 8-}
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] when we're done with the elephants we're sawing off their tusks
[Sadoya (Lior)] so what can we do with them tusks?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] while alive if need be
[Sadoya (Lior)] the red ones
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bob are the tusks magical btw?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] keep em for sale later
[Sadoya (Lior)] i dont assume they'll be needing them here
[DM] the eldar expects to take the red tusks
[DM] no not magical
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he does? and why would he want em?
[Sadoya (Lior)] yes, i expect to have -10 armor while naked
[Sadoya (Lior)] ac, rather, not armor
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well, I do ::grins::
[Sadoya (Lior)] yes, you also have the tendency to suck
[Sadoya (Lior)] its your leaning
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Sure. BY chance would they happen to know how we can get to our final destination?
[DM] they shake thier heads
[DM] they have never heard of where you are talking about
[DM] but
[DM] now that you ask
[DM] they do say that there is a mountain to the south
[DM] that a merchant earlier told them about
[Sadoya (Lior)] they can't see the mountaint? they've only heard about it?
[Sadoya (Lior)] not much of a mountain, eh? or is it that far away?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] ok. Also we need to check on the potions of healing
[DM] he said that the natives there told him about a large elephant that went up the mountain
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] ::too the mountain!::
[DM] but it does not seem to be the same place you heard about before
[DM] your map said it was southeast of the lake
[DM] this mountain is on this side of the lake
[Sadoya (Lior)] maybe our map is upside down?
[DM] they look at your map again
[DM] and say no
[DM] it is not the same place
[DM] they are sorry,
[DM] they are only trying to help out
[Sadoya (Lior)] right
[Sadoya (Lior)] just like they have been all along
[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm a tad suspicious
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] What do they mean about a large elephant that went up to the mountain?
[DM] they are not sure
[DM] it is a story from a merchant
[DM] that got it from another tribe to the south
[DM] I am away from the keyboard.
[DM] I am back at the keyboard.
[DM] fritz, you mean robert?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] That cleared it
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] know you
[DM] oh, ok
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] no you
[DM] not sure what
[DM] happened
[DM] ok,
[DM] so anything else guys?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Hmmm what do you think guys should we try this lead or go with what we know?
[Sadoya (Lior)] what do we know about the validity of the map agaain?
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] i dunno.
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] i follow you leader people.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] sometimes the locals give clues that foreigners dont know about
[El Fudge (Sean)] I say we go.
[DM] they do say it is only a day out of your way
[DM] when you get to the lake
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] sure why not then
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] lets go.
[DM] go southwest
[DM] instead of southeast
[DM] about a day
[DM] so there and back woudl be about a two day side trip if you want to
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ok lets head south and go southwest instead of southeast
[Sadoya (Lior)] yeah, we have transportaion now too
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] i'm along for the ride
[Sadoya (Lior)] lets see if they can build us elephant saddles to seat all of us
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] WE ask for metal to make iron hobbles for the elephants as well Bob
[DM] they have no metal
[Sadoya (Lior)] hobbles?
[Sadoya (Lior)] what's that?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] We know what that is it is what we use for horses
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] use rope.
[Sadoya (Lior)] and i was thinking if they made anything, it would be wooden
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] eh, we don't have time to be forging stuff
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] if they go rogue we sic reign on 'em. no problem.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we have controll of em, if we don't need em anymore we chop off their tusks and leave them to die
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I was hoping it could be done while we slepped
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] That is cruelty to animals. No
[Varn Bjalmgar (Robert)] Unfortunately, i have to go... I'll try to check in again soon. G'night all!
[DM] night
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] night
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Gnight you with the strange name
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] no it isnt
[Sadoya (Lior)] nighty rob
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] cruelty to animals doesn't exist yet
Robert has left the game.
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] no aspca for a while yet.
[Sadoya (Lior)] reign is PETA's precursor
[Sadoya (Lior)] they look back to him as an idiot, sorry, i mean idol
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] no one has even thought of the concept yet
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so it doesn't exist
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] animals exist for us to slaughter for private use
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Hmmmmm I have to think about this one in game terms...you may be right. I am not sure. I was treated pretty harsh in the gladiator areana. what do you think Bob?
[DM] well
[DM] animals are able to be talked to here
[DM] magical healing
[DM] elves
[DM] rangers
[DM] paladins
[DM] dryads
[Sadoya (Lior)] pardon my french...
[DM] hmmm
[DM] normal people is the argument here
[Sadoya (Lior)] we just brutally fucking assassinated one... you did reign, remember
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I am a warrior pallidin
[DM] that humans are a plauge on the worlds
[Sadoya (Lior)] you tore its bloody life out its body
[Sadoya (Lior)] and now you wanna talk cruelty to animals?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I killed one that was killing others. yes I saw that as eradicating an evil.
[Sadoya (Lior)] these are cohorts
[Sadoya (Lior)] who will attack us as soon as the spell isn't working on them
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Now cutting out tusks and leaving them to just die I have aproblem with that
[El Fudge (Sean)] Do wee need anything from them?
[Sadoya (Lior)] they'd kill us without a second thought
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] gods, do we need to argue about this for hours?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] that's okay, I don't
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] if we don't kill them, they'll attack us
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] if we do, i think i'll get some work done.
[El Fudge (Sean)] If we need the ivory, sergoth has no problem killing them.
[El Fudge (Sean)] Unless they can etter serve us alive.
[Sadoya (Lior)] ok, so we wont tate off the ivory and leave them to die
[Sadoya (Lior)] we'll kil them first so they dont kill us firtst
[Sadoya (Lior)] how's that?
[El Fudge (Sean)] But if we arent /currently killingthem, it doesn't freaking matter!
[Sadoya (Lior)] we're not , we're riding them
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Know I am not neccesarily arguing I am not playing a stupid palidin I just want to make sure about how I do this. Just give me a reasonable argument since I do value a good steed. As well as gold
[Sadoya (Lior)] we will ride them
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well there is no way we can bring the elephant back
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] sooner or later we'll be done with them
[Sadoya (Lior)] when they serve us no purpose any longer, we will stop using them
[El Fudge (Sean)] We use them as steeds until we don't need them as steeds, and then we kill them for the ivory. What's the problem?
[Sadoya (Lior)] but as soon as the spell is off of them, they will attack us
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yep what he said
[Sadoya (Lior)] so instead of them attacking us, we will kill them first, while tthe spell is still on them
[DM] ok
[DM] so
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Can we take their tusks and heal them without killing them if they have benn of good service? Or must we kill them once we have serviced them like cattle. Are they nothing but fodder like sheep and cows?
[Sadoya (Lior)] to avoid the unnecessary problem of them trying to kill us
[DM] the village parties into the night
[Sadoya (Lior)] and as a reward to ourselves, we'll take the ivory
[DM] and the night falls
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Boom
[DM] and moring rises
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Boing
[Sadoya (Lior)] they're not fodder, but as soon as the spell wears off, we'll be their fodder
[DM] the party does not stop
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Wooohooo
[DM] in themorning
[El Fudge (Sean)] It doesnt exactly wear off.
[DM] what happens
[Sadoya (Lior)] shh
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we head off
[El Fudge (Sean)] He has torelease en.
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] right, we'll ride them and she'll kill them while we sleep.
[DM] you are still awake?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] yes
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] done and done.
[DM] and
[Sadoya (Lior)] i went to sleep
[DM] so
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yep, sooner or later they'll end up dead and we'll be looting their ivory
[DM] you ride asleep ontop of the elephants?
[DM] riding south?
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] we could.
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] whoever's on watch drives.
[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm awake on the elephants, and we ride whever we decided to
[El Fudge (Sean)] Then shad will zombify em and we'll have tuskless ele-cow zombies following us around.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] What happens at day break bob in the village
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] we party in the village like good heroes
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] actually I could
[DM] the village slows down
[DM] they start to go into thier huts
[DM] sleep
[Sadoya (Lior)] i dont pary i sleep
[DM] the children that were not at the party come out and
[DM] slowly move around
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I party
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I could zombify about 12 hd of creature and the elephants are 11 each, so 2 casts and we have elephant zombie mounts ::grins::
[Sadoya (Lior)] i call you a reckless fool when i wake up and see you passing out
[El Fudge (Sean)] Sergoth parties with the young native lassies.
[El Fudge (Sean)] Chicks dig a hero.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah, they dig a hero an early grave
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] So do I ....If they can handle what I have to offer!!!
Sadoya (Lior) agrees with shade
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] that's why I'm not a hero
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I'm an adventurer
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I am Bullish on the village!!!
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] yeah. i'm just gonna laugh at all the drunk humans and go to sleep.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] You are a bit...withc
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Witch
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and adventuring witch
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Whew that leaves me out of the people you laugh at
[DM] ok
[DM] so then
[DM] the ride out of the village
[DM] back south
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I was pretty horny last night Bob I hope they took care of me....actually I am pretty horny all the time cum to think of it!
[DM] and so you move along
[DM] and no they will not touch you
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] hehehehehhehee
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] crazy foreigner
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Poonta
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] hey, I can get all the action I ever want
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] and then some
[El Fudge (Sean)] That was just bad. Really bad Fritz.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] course I usually dispose of the evidence in the morning
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] /rofl
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] unless they were worth having again
[DM] ok, so what else? anything from you guys?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] walking
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] riding
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Heading south....
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] playing happy trails
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] are we there yet?
[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm going to grab some food, i'll brb
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] are we there yet?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I was wondering if anyone would catch what I typed
[Lior] I am away from the keyboard.
[DM] and
[DM] so
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] to the mountain, and beyond!
[Lior] I am back at the keyboard.
[Sadoya (Lior)] we all caught it fritz
[Sadoya (Lior)] just too ashamed of you to make notice of it
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] we just choose to ignore it.
[Lior] I am away from the keyboard.
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] for a minute thought I was in an adult chat room :)
[DM] and so you journey south
[DM] and south
[DM] and south
[DM] you come to the area of your battle
[DM] you find a large flock of vultures
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] You know we should name all our bearers Paul.
[DM] they are picking through the bones
[DM] of several creatures
[DM] the large elephants
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] get the tusks!
[DM] and several smaller animals that apparently were caught up in the general feeding frenzy
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] nice
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] land shark
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Then they would all be Paul Bearers
[DM] the vultures fly up in a cloud
[DM] and then
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah yeah
[DM] settle back down
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] hehehehehhee
[DM] squaking at you
[DM] hopping ominously towards you
[DM] curious about how edible you are
[DM] how close to being dead you are
[DM] as you approach
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] well I squawk at them
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I'm curious as to how dead they'd be from a fireball
[DM] need I remind you you are sleeping on teh backs of elephants
[DM] you look like slabs of meat draped across thier backs
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I should have eaten the heart of the elephant Oblingata to gain his strength
[DM] ok then
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] sure, you go guy
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] out of curiosity bob would it have done anything?
[DM] not that I know of
[DM] and so you move south
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] maybe food poisoning
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you shouldn't eat raw elephant
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Chacra's disease
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] There is a disease you get from it but I forget what it is
[DM] ok
[DM] so moving on
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Are we there yet?
[DM] ok
[DM] so
[DM] you move farther south
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] so?
[DM] and
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] and
[DM] making sure everyone is paying attention
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] and
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yep, to the mountain
[DM] not quiet that easy
[Fritz] Elephant, female #2 targets Varn Bjalmgar. Distance: 20'04"
[DM] you are moving southward along the jungle
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] are we bloody there yet?
[DM] well, one of the trouble we have
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] yes south we figured that part out
[DM] is that robert showed up to let me know he had not finished your next map yet
[DM] it is coming, but not tonight
[DM] and your next large encounter is on that map
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Screw it move on.
[DM] but there is still somethings I want to do
[DM] you are moving along the edge of the jungle
[DM] and you see a totem marking on one of the trees
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Can we move close to it so I can read it?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it's a totem
[DM] sure
[DM] no words
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] What is it a totem of?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] what he said
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] If it is to convey a message I will understand it
[DM] it is a symbol
[DM] of lines over a spiral
[DM] it seems to be
[Sadoya (Lior)] just to clarify, again, bob, i'm awake
[Lior] I am back at the keyboard.
[DM] ok
[DM] it is a symbol of 3 lines over a spiral
[DM] it is obviously
[DM] a marking of thier teritoryity
[DM] but you do not know which tribe
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] is that a word?
[DM] territory
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ok lets go ahead and enter their territory
[DM] that is what I was waiting for
[DM] so you move into the new territory
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] whee. lets get the cow put to sleep again.
[DM] your bearers do not know this area
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I still want a shrunken head
[DM] they are unsure
[DM] but they think that they are not the headhunters
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] No they are jazz singers
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it could be one of the bearer's heads
[DM] stop that
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Who Paul's?
[DM] they encourage you to move
[DM] forward
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah well we weren't planning on stopping
[DM] you have to make another desciion here
[DM] you can stop for the night
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I lilke the blue condom
[DM] and then go through antoher branch of jungle
[DM] or you can go around this time
[DM] and head out further east onto the plains
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] are the plains territory of these people?
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] i do what the rest does
[DM] no,
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Well you know me I kinda like to bull my way through things
[DM] the jungle is the territory of these people
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] i vote for around. the pixie votes for through
[DM] the new symbol ones
[Sadoya (Lior)] if we can make it through the jungle still on the elephants, i say through
[El Fudge (Sean)] I vote for the shortest route. As does Sergoth.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] sounds good to me, what's shortest?
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] does not matter to me
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Generally that is straight but we do not know
[DM] the elephants will go either way
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] just what we like AC/DC elephants
[Sadoya (Lior)] i think the people of these areas will respect us if they see us on elephants
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] they're in a rock band?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] we shall name them Pushme and Pullyou
[DM] omg
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] What you prefer oriental names?
[Sadoya (Lior)] shit, and i thought i was the teenager
[DM] guess not
[DM] ok
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] my elephants are going to be named steak one and steak two
[DM] so we will wait the nightere
[DM] here
[DM] watches,
[DM] same as before?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] awwww. sure
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] sounds good to me
[DM] ok then
[DM] first watch
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] The Bull and the witch...no relation to Darma and Greg
[Sadoya (Lior)] aww.. that makes me miss darmin
[Sadoya (Lior)] ::sniffle::
[DM] shakes his head
[DM] are you two ready?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yep
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Yes sahib
[DM] now
[DM] there is a whistle in the trees
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] i am the great elephant mahut!!!!
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Blow it
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] cool! is it like a weener whistle?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I play the oscar meier song
[Sadoya (Lior)] followed by a construction worker yelling 'take it off'
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] oh i wish i was an oscar meier wiener
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] that is what I truely wanna be
[DM] you are still asleep
[DM] thunk
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Well you are everything but the Oscar meier part
[DM] ok then
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well if I was an oscar meier weiener
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] everyone would be in love with me
[DM] you hear the whistle again
[DM] from farther away
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I sniff the air
[DM] you smell several humans
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I inform the witch
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] ug... humans....
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] humans eh?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] not of our party
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::pulls out a flute and plays a few notes::
[Reign Tandem (Fritz) (to GM only)] Roll #1: (d100) [5] 5
[DM] no, not of your party
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] which direction
[DM] in at least two directions
[DM] they seem to be moving around
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I start to wake up the rest of the party
[Sadoya (Lior)] con check"?
[DM] not yet
[DM] how much noise are you making Fritz?
[DM] and Marco? what are you doing?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] whispering to reign
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I kick sadoya in the crotch
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] dude!
[Sadoya (Lior)] ::blink::
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] yeah, he needs a con check there...
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] to make sure he can still reproduce
[Sadoya (Lior)] i choke and start coughing
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] /me slips out in the dark with shade
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I'd expect squeeling
[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm not what you'd expect
Reign Tandem (Fritz) slips out in the dark withshade
Reign Tandem (Fritz) whispers as he leaves. We have company rouse the others eunic
[Sadoya (Lior)] that son of a bitch is not getting away with that
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] hey, you have third watch
[Sadoya (Lior)] i smack you in the crotch with the hilt of my sword
[DM] so the party is waking up
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I am wearing armor
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] :)
[Sadoya (Lior)] fine, i'll wait till you sleep
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah, and imagine how good it'd feel to have a dent right where your crotch is
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I and shade move into the darkness to confront our adversary
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] /hehehee
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah... following closely
[DM] you two move into the darkness
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] or adversaries
[DM] and the rest of the group
[DM] wakes up?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I have my sword as a regular 2 handed sword and my shield is out
[DM] ok
[Sadoya (Lior)] that makes no sense
[Sadoya (Lior)] if its a two handed sword...
[Sadoya (Lior)] how you holding the shield?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] AC -10... defense first with an offensive weapon I can weild one handed
[Sadoya (Lior)] are you that flexible?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] No that big!!!
[Sadoya (Lior)] right... like a bull
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] No you are learing
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] learning
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he's big enough to wield a two handed weapon single handedly
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] now you are learning
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it's like a longsword to him
[Sadoya (Lior)] so he has it ready one handed
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] yep
[Sadoya (Lior)] ok
[DM] reign, send me a surprise check please
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah, even though it's a two handed sword
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] did you get it?
[DM] no
[Reign Tandem (Fritz) (to GM only)] Reign Tandem: Alertness: (d20) [18] 18 must be less than (11+6) [11+6] 17 to succeed.
[DM] ok, got it
[DM] you now need to make a dex check please
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: DEX check: (d20) [13] 13 must be less than 15 to succeed.
[DM] that is good
[DM] and so
[DM] you stumble over a body on the gorund
[DM] it appears to be dead
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I look down
[DM] or at least not moving
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] and reach to see who or what it si
[DM] it is a male body,
[DM] badly beat up
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Do I recognize it?
[DM] it is too dark at this point, you would need light
[Shade (BiBo!!!) (to GM only)] Shade: Observation: (d20) [11] 11 must be less than (19+0) [19+0] 19 to succeed.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I have infravision
[DM] that is why you can tell it is a male body,
[DM] dead
[DM] other details would need light to reveal them
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I hurl it back toward camp and move on
[DM] well you pick it up
[DM] are you really going to throw it back towards the camp?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Yes
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: STR check: (d20) [17] 17 must be less than 19 to succeed.
[DM] ok
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] um... okay...
[DM] so the body bounces back into camp
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] If you see anything witch tell me
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well now the party is gonna catch ebola
[DM] there are no other signs
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] we move into the darkness
[DM] the jungle is still
[DM] quiet
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] watch it big guy...almost hit us
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Aerial scout time witch
[DM] you move around the edge of camp
[DM] no creatures near the camp
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I take the low road you take the high road
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] fine
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::circles above::
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] sniff the air
[DM] nothing
[DM] no smells
[Reign Tandem (Fritz) (to GM only)] Roll #1: (d100) [81] 81
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] kk
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] sniff the ground
[Reign Tandem (Fritz) (to GM only)] Roll #1: (d100) [27] 27
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] around the corpse
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] where it was to track
[DM] nothign
[DM] no significant changes
[DM] humans
[DM] not of your group
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] can I track them?
[DM] not really
[DM] to confusing
[DM] they seem to be in the same area of your tracks
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] ok back to camp
[DM] no other scents or tracks around right now
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] what is on this man?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] does he appear native?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] examine body
[DM] barb, want to tell him?
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] nothing now....
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] as i show you a sword
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so... he's naked?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] does the sword look pretty?
[DM] not naked
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] was it in him?
[DM] a torn shirt and pants
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] or just his possession?
[DM] no
[DM] white male,
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] speak up procurer
[DM] similar to the people near wolfspack
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ah, so a thief
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] wanna see what he has to say?
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] i'd rather see what he has in his pocketses
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] someone tie him up
Reign Tandem (Fritz) looks curiously @ the witch. "What do you mean?'
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] ::i'll pull out my 30' rope from my belt::
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] just do it
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] ::tie tie tie, truss, pretty bow on top, and... done::
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we'll see what he has to say and whether he deserves another chance at life or not
[DM] hmmmm
[DM] why is the witch tying up dead bodies,
[DM] even they want to get away from her?
[Shade (BiBo!!!) (to GM only)] Shade: Raise dead: (MR: (d100) [93] 93)
[El Fudge (Sean)] She's not. Thefighter is.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::casts raise dead::
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Looks at the hobbit what did u find?
Reign Tandem (Fritz) gasps @ the witch
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] wolfspack... does this look like someone i know?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so he's walking wounded
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and tied up
[DM] no not familiar
[DM] and yes he is awake
[DM] groggy
[DM] tied up
[DM] and questions can being next week
[DM] actually next time we play
[DM] not next week
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] right. nighty all.
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] time to go sleepy
[Sadoya (Lior)] wont be here next time, just to remind you
[DM] have a good valentines day everyone
[DM] we are playing in two weeks
[Sadoya (Lior)] you too
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] night all
Mike has left the game.
[DM] thanks fritz
[Sadoya (Lior)] nighty all
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] nighty
[DM] thanks barb
Lior has left the game.
BiBo!!! has left the game.
Sean has left the game.
Fritz has left the game.
[DM] talk to you soon barb
THE Sebrina (Barb) has left the game.
