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Feb 27 04 - Kapirimtiya Adventures

THE Sebrina (Barb) has joined the game.

[DM] greetings from klooge land

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] greetings from the COLD north!!

[DM] it is getting down to the low 60s here tonight

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] our high today was 36

[DM] wow

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] low of 31

[DM] way too cold

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] sleet and rain.... thought we were officially still in the south!!

[DM] I am moving south

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] i'm ready to head to the tropics

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] grand cayman was in the 80's... that has my vote

[DM] Sean just came in

[DM] setting up now

[DM] mike and marco just walked in

[DM] and by the way, we might do spring break in San Juan

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] i'm heading for st thomas in early may for a week

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] san juan sounds like a nice trip too

[DM] wow

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] my best friend has a free room for 6 days and her husband is working on getting us a cheap flight

[DM] spirit is not a bad trip

BiBo!!! has joined the game.

THE Sebrina (Barb) has left the game.

THE Sebrina (Barb) has joined the game.

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] opps

BiBo!!! is receiving the map...

BiBo!!! has received the map.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::waves::

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] hummmm wheres my icon???

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] hiya bibo

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] dead, fire got it

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] fire from......

Mike has joined the game.

Sean has joined the game.

Mike is receiving the map...

Mike has received the map.

Sean is receiving the map...

Sean has received the map.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] fire elemental ;)

[El Fudge (Sean)] Elementary my dear!

[Mike] woot!

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] evening guys

[El Fudge (Sean)] Greetings and Salutatios

[El Fudge (Sean)] Salutations even!

[Mike] hey barb

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] hows mike tonight?

[Mike] i'm doing okay.

[Mike] brought some work to bob's. stupid work.

[Mike] but it saves me from doing it tomorow, i guess.

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] bad to take work home with you

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] bad to work

(Kylia) has joined the game.

[Mike] gotta do, iguess.

[Mike] hey lorie

[(Kylia)] Evening Mike... everyone :)

(Kylia) is receiving the map...

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] hi lorie

[El Fudge (Sean)] Greetings and Salutations.

(Kylia) has received the map.

[DM] hey everyone,

[(Kylia)] Are you a Heather?

[(Kylia)] Hey Barb... how is Georgia tonight?

[El Fudge (Sean)] No, I'm a Veronica.

[(Kylia)] Howdy BOB

[(Kylia)] ;o)

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] hey, I say we make a rule that if we don't have sound working in a half hour of trying, we don't speak of sound for the rest of the night

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] georgia is cold tonight but otherwise good

[(Kylia)] I'm not planning to use sound.

[(Kylia)] KID is on a rampage tonight...

[(Kylia)] I love you all but I remember what you sound like :o)

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] :)

[(Kylia)] Hope no one is offended.

[(Kylia)] TS is DL'ed though

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] nope, the more people don't want sound the better in my opinion

[El Fudge (Sean)] So, she setting fires to dumpsters/

[El Fudge (Sean)] leaving food behind the TV?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] the more tech we get the less I enjoy myself in this game :-P

[(Kylia)] Umm... well no. She's just being 3 mostly.

[El Fudge (Sean)] three of what? 8-P

[(Kylia)] Well this is better than anything else we've used so far though

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] 3 tribbles

[(Kylia)] 3 of trouble.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] close enough

[El Fudge (Sean)] and strife?

[(Kylia)] She's been sick and cooped up in the house...

[El Fudge (Sean)] oh wait ... that's gonads and strife ...

[El Fudge (Sean)] oooh.

[(Kylia)] But... we nearly hit 50 today

[El Fudge (Sean)] woot!

[El Fudge (Sean)] Break out the shorts and the BBQ!

[(Kylia)] ::giggles:: Something like that.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah, how about you keep your acursed cold back where it's supposed to be

[(Kylia)] Oh that's right... I saw it was like 63 or something.

[(Kylia)] Ugh... I'd be freezing...

[(Kylia)] Of course now it's a heatwave.

[(Kylia)] BUT... IKEA is coming to South Florida... I'm so excited.

[(Kylia)] ;o)

[DM] naw, not for a few years

[DM] you might even be back here by then

[(Kylia)] Better than not at all...

[El Fudge (Sean)] Wlofie (who lives in Sweeden) has never been to IKEA ... fancy that.

[(Kylia)] True... I'm trying to convince Paul we need to move back for the Grand Opening ;O)

[(Kylia)] I can imagine that... for some reason IKEA is Svedish but the Svedes don't go... everyone else though LOVES it.

[(Kylia)] My Friends from Europe swear by it.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] what is ikea?

[(Kylia)] ::ponders how to explain:: Scandanavian furniture on a budget that's reasonable

[(Kylia)] ::more thinking:: Rooms to Go Furniture that stays together after a few uses...

[El Fudge (Sean)] think wood furniture you pick together yourself

[(Kylia)] But they have housewares, bedding, bath stuff...

[(Kylia)] Yup... but they have other types of stuff... that's not wood

[(Kylia)] They have this AMAZING dining room set that I don't have room for but love.

[(Kylia)] It's designed with European homes (think apartments) in mind... space minimizers

[(Kylia)] And they love to be Eco Friendly

[DM] but it does not happen to be made of elephant tusks

[DM] so

[DM] back to our heros

[El Fudge (Sean)] no silly, IKEA furnriture is made with wood, not elephant tusks!

[DM] that would be

[DM] and that leaves us with Elandar

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf targets Water Elemental. Distance: 7'01"

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack: Frost Brand +3/+6 (R) hits AC: (13-(d20+5)) [13-(13+5)] -5

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf's attack of -5 (probably) hits Water Elemental

[(Kylia)] Why is Elander in green?

[DM] with Two water elementals hitting him

[(Kylia)] If Mike is here?

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf: Damage [L]: Frost Brand +3/+6 (R) does (1d12+6+6) [2+6+6] 14 damage

[El Fudge (Sean)] becuase he's an elf

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack: LongSword +2 (L) hits AC: (13-(d20+4)) [13-(17+4)] -8

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf's attack of -8 (probably) hits Water Elemental

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf: Damage [L]: LongSword +2 (L) does (1d12+5+5) [8+5+5] 18 damage

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack: Frost Brand +3/+6 (R) hits AC: (13-(d20+5)) [13-(9+5)] -1

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf's attack of -1 (probably) hits Water Elemental

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf: Damage [L]: Frost Brand +3/+6 (R) does (1d12+6+6) [5+6+6] 17 damage

THE Sebrina (Barb) is receiving the map...

THE Sebrina (Barb) has received the map.

[DM (to GM only)] Water Elemental's hit points adjusted to -13 (-49) - Dead

[Mike] da da da, annother one bites the dust

[Mike] oh shit....

[Mike] where's fritz???

[DM] Roll #1: (d20) [12] 12

[DM] that was a miss

[Mike] woot!

[Mike] pbththththth!!!

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ((Thinks Mike should make friends with the nearby Sebrina))

[DM] new round

[DM] ROUND: 1

[DM] INIT: 1

[DM] GOING: Sebrina

[Mike] oh, we are. we elves and not really elves are just great buddies

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] bring me up to speed here please

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] we have wemecs fleeing a once large wall of flame

[El Fudge (Sean)] we're hunting elephants. We came across a bunch of wemicks being chased by fire and a fire elemental.

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] a flire elemebtal made it.

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] bibo's waterelementals, reign, and i went after it

[El Fudge (Sean)] Bibo cast a water elemental or two to fight the fire elementals.

(Kylia) has left the game.

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] kylia took care of most the fire wall

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] now the water elementals are attacking me and riegn, but fritz isn't here

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] so, just me.

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] ok.. i'm trying to find me on this map...

[DM] right click on yoru name

[DM] and then center on character

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] haa.... got it

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf targets Water elemental 2. Distance: 8'11"

[DM] and Sebrina and Elandar go first

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack: Frost Brand +3/+6 (R) hits AC: (13-(d20+5)) [13-(20+5)] -12 [CRITICAL HIT]

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf's attack of -12 (probably) hits Water elemental 2

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf: Damage [L]: Frost Brand +3/+6 (R) does (1d12+6+6) [5+6+6] 17 damage

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack: Frost Brand +3/+6 (R) hits AC: (13-(d20+5)) [13-(13+5)] -5

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf's attack of -5 (probably) hits Water elemental 2

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf: Damage [L]: Frost Brand +3/+6 (R) does (1d12+6+6) [7+6+6] 19 damage

[DM (to GM only)] Water elemental 2's hit points adjusted to -7 (-36) - Dying

[DM] puddles on the ground

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] well, yay for crits

[DM] ok,

[DM] so hold on everyone,

(Kylia) has joined the game.

[DM] I am going to gather your characters

(Kylia) is receiving the map...

(Kylia) has received the map.

[DM] ok,

[DM] I moved all of you to the word Savannah

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Umm... can I ask why?

[DM] so all of your characters are together in one area

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] okies

[DM] so

[DM] any healing?

[DM] questions?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] anyone hurt?

[DM] Brul is out front

[DM] ready to talk to you

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::wonders where Reign went to talk to Brul::

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::looks at Shade:: Shall we?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] sure, why not

[DM] I am away from the keyboard.

Fritz has joined the game.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you fireball while I summon demons?

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::nods:: Decent plan.

[El Fudge (Sean)] Greetings and Salutations!

Fritz is receiving the map...

Fritz has received the map.

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Evening Fritz... Shade and I were just cleaning house.

[Fritz] Hello all

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] mmhmmm, killing off wemic

[Fritz] 69.56.181.170:8770 If You have TEamspeak up try this sight. and go to dragonslayers. "bobisabutt" is the password

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Sorry... out of respect for your ears... I'll refrain from TeamSpeak.

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] The little one is wound up like a 10 day clock

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] sure, lemme d/l it

[El Fudge (Sean)] wow ... bouncing off walls too I suppose ...

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] have a link to team speak?

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] more or less... I feel bad for the dog. Kyra is hiding

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I'm trying to get into teamspeak.org... doesn't seem to be loading

[Fritz] www.teamspeak.org

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Most kids when they are sick get weaker... she instead gets more powerful

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] I remember taking her to the Dr as a baby and they'd laugh at us when we told them she had a fever and was sick

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] something's wrong with the website

[El Fudge (Sean)] ouch

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Bibo... what email address are you using tonight... I could probably zip and forward

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] just send it to me via aim

[DM] ok

[DM] so while Fritz Marco and Barb (if she is trying) work on Teamspeak

[DM] any comments or questions to Brul

[DM] he is very very grateful to your group

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] can we skin him?

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] It doesn't want to work.

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] website isn't loading

[DM] I am back at the keyboard.

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] why was the fire elemental after them?

[Brul] We were stalking our prey

[Brul] a herd of Zebra

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] zebra?

[Brul] and a group of white men came up and used fire to surround them

[Brul] zebra? you know not of zebra?

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] no.

[Brul] hmmmm

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] we're not from around here.

[Brul] tasty meat

[Brul] ret

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] 'oh. okay.

[Brul] red

[Fritz] Forget teamspeak tonight then

[Brul] full of blood

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] most meat is

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] so these mages used the fire?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yay

[Brul] yes

[Brul] but what is a mage?

[Brul] these white demons

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] a person who uses magic.

[Brul] they brought fire down on the plains

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] ::points to the bi- er witch::

[Brul] chasing the zebra into a circle

Brul looks angrily at the witch,

[Brul] she is one of them!

[Brul] why do you travel with such a beast?

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] no no, calm down.

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] she's not a fire bringer.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] beast?

[Brul] how can your blood not boil

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::looks at Brul and doesn't smile::

Fritz has left the game.

Fritz has joined the game.

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] she helped against the fire.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] funny words comin from a... whatever it is you are.

[Brul] hmmm

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] magic can help too.

[Brul] you do have a point, she did help our clan

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] the ice and water were magic.

[Brul] we do owe your clan much

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] oh, happy to help.

[Brul] magic is at best a faulty tool

[Brul] like a spear made of green wood

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] oh, i agree.

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] i like my swords.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] faulty tool!!!?

[Brul] too easily it is bent the wrong way

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] but where were these men?

[Brul] they fled

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] how far off, and headed in what direction?

[Fritz] better than a tarty fool

[Brul] he points to the south east

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] fled after setting fire to the plains?

[Brul] after they killed several zebra

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::mutters about crazy savages that only know how to point sharp things::

[Brul] they took the meat

[Brul] and left the rest to burn in the circle of flames

[Brul] we tried to save them

[Brul] it is bad to take more than you need

[Brul] but teh fire soon spread

[Brul] and chased us here

Elandar Silverleaf (Mike) nods

[Brul] thanks to your clan we were able to survive

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] well, we were happy to help.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] about payment...

[Fritz] Shush

Fritz is receiving the map...

Fritz has received the map.

[Brul] we owe a blood debt to your clan

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Good enough

[Brul] you will be out little brothers

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yes, yes you do, would you mind putting that down on paper? ::pulls out a contract::

[Brul] we will help protect you in our lands if you need it

Reign Tandem (Fritz) Steps between shade and Brul...."Pay her no mind good sire"

(Kylia) has left the game.

[Brul] he looks back at the bundles his females are carrying

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::pens down quick contract and offers brul a quill::

[Brul] we do have some trade goods that the men of the jungle like

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] oh? what kind of goods?

Brul beckons back to a female to come forward

Elandar Silverleaf (Mike) grabs the contract and hands it to Elyssa

Brul opens the crude sack

Brul pulls out a zebra pelt

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::snatches the contract back from elyssa::

[Brul] I have a fresh skin here from a zebra

Reign Tandem (Fritz) snatches the contract from Shade

[Brul] the men of the forest say that the white demons like them

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] 'oh. neat.

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] 'that's enough for me.

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] 'it looks neat. do all zebras have these stripes?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::mumbles about fruit bats::

[Brul] why are you traveling through our lands

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] we're searching for an oiliphant graveyard.

[Brul] many zebra have stripes

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we're after the folks that started the fire most likely

[Brul] all are different from each other

Brul nods slowly

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] we heard that the oiliphants were seen on that mountain ::points::

[Brul] the great ones go south to die

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] south, huh? thanks.

Brul points to the South west and then to the South east

[Brul] there are the mountains

[Brul] to the SW

[Brul] but you do not want to go there

[Brul] (that is the place that you were told there is a second elephant graveyard by the way)

[Brul] you want to go east

[Brul] travel to the lake Ticondicataca

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] why not west? what lies out there?

[Brul] if you travel to the southeast

[Brul] you will find the swamps very hard to travel through

[Brul] much water

[Brul] many snakes

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] sounds fun

[Brul] large reptiles with great jaws full of teeth

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Kinda like Shade

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] ah. we've seen some of those.

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] flew over them, though.

(Kylia) has joined the game.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I look like a reptile to you?

(Kylia) is receiving the map...

(Kylia) has received the map.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Just your lower half when I mistakenly look up as you fly overhead and I accidently get a glimpse up your skirt

Brul looks at your group

[Brul] you must be hungry

[Brul] we have some small food stores

[Brul] we can share

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well if I am cold blooded, it is only because your visage chills me to the bone, cow boy

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Wait let me make sure we understand you completely. We should go south east past the lake Ticondicatoka and into the swamp?

[Brul] no

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] That is Cow man

[(Kylia)] We are grateful for your offer.

[Brul] traveling to the southeast will bring you to the swamp

[Brul] you want to go east

[Brul] to go around the swamp

[Brul] and cross the lake instead

[Brul] otherwise you will need to cross the mountains

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] oh, I've seen the size of your armor, it's definately cow boy

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] So we go east and that will avoid the swamp and then we go to the lake. cross the lake and how do we get to the elephant graveyard then?

[Brul] and there is a strange place

[Brul] up in the mountains

[Brul] where the suns shines

[Brul] but it is not warm

[Brul] and the ground is covered with a strange white substance

[Brul] the lake is a large lake

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ahhh sounds like snow

[Brul] after you cross the lake

[Brul] you will go south and then southwest along the edge of the swamps

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] sounds like you got there ahead of us moo moo

[Brul] until you get toteh edge of the mountains

[Brul] my tribe has never been there I warn you

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I'm not touching that strange white substance

[Brul] very few have

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] I am away from the keyboard.

[Brul] but I have heard tales that the tribes there are very ancient

[(Kylia)] Sounds like home... when do we leave?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Hmmmm do you have any other furs like that Zebra fur I could borrow or have ?

[DM] // just to be clear, here, there seems to be a mountain range directly south of here, the place that you were told by the villagers werhe there would be an elephant grave yard is to the southwest, along the edge of those mountains. Brul is telling you

[DM] to go to the East

[DM] and skirt the swamp

[DM] then go south and back west

[DM] the direct route is southeast through mountains and swamp

[DM] the way he is suggesting will take a few extra days, but seems to be easier traveling

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Maybe in this case we should try the easier traveling style

[DM] the mountain where the closer elephant graveyard lies is one day out of the way

[El Fudge (Sean)] I vote for easier travelling.

[Fritz] I am away from the keyboard.

[DM] ok

[DM] break for a sec, food just arrived here

[DM] ok

[DM] so

[DM] anyother questions

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] can I have a puppy?

[DM] Lorie? you connection holding up ok?

[DM] no

[DM] no puppy for you

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] I am back at the keyboard.

[(Kylia)] I'm here...

[(Kylia)] Sorry... was reading BBC online

[(Kylia)] about Haiti and Venezuela

[DM] what about VZ?

[Fritz] I am back at the keyboard.

[DM] Lex is very worried about Haiti

[(Kylia)] Protests against Fidel's best friend.

[DM] she still has family there

[(Kylia)] Lex should be... it's bad.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] So do I

[(Kylia)] Very bd.

[DM] Fritz, any family for you?

[(Kylia)] And Sunday is going to be it I think.

[DM] have you heard from then?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I didn't know she was of Haitian descent. Kool

[DM] smile

[DM] I tease her all the time about it

[(Kylia)] I think the phone lines are down... most journalists are using GSM

[DM] after all, here I am the whitest man in the world, working where I do

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] No not yet. My parents say they will tell me as soon as they hear from them

[DM] and she does a lot of african-american studies

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] hey Bob we know you have Soul dude!!

[(Kylia)] Looting at the port is not a good sign of things to come...

[(Kylia)] ::frowns:: Anyhoo...

[DM] yeah,

[(Kylia)] Everyone did see the Green Polar Bears though right?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] The big problem is that is the way politics are always done there

[DM] ??

[DM] what?

[DM] green bears?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] What green bears?

[DM] know what you mean Fritz, about the problems there

[DM] ok, Lorie, tell me the Green Bear story

[(Kylia)] Oh... I thought everyone had seen them. They got algae in their water at a zoo in Singapore and their fur turned green

[(Kylia)] A mommy and her cub

[(Kylia)] They just dipped mommy in peroxide to get rid of it and baby is next week

[(Kylia)] It was on BBC... PETA was screaming bloody murder that they had been spray painted to be camoflauged

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Haitian politics 101: Hmmm You look like you have money and power...I want money and power, I will get 10 of my friends to agree that I deserve YOUR money and power so we shall start a revolution so I can get it!

[(Kylia)] http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3518631.stm

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] um... polar bears are white to be camoflaged....

[(Kylia)] That's the web link to the story if you are interested.

[(Kylia)] Fritz... that's Amlat and Caricom politics...

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Then I will take all the money and use all my power to keep anyone else from trying to take it from me the way I took it from you.

[DM] shakes his head, wishes he could make up stories like that

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I swear the first peta person I meet I will force feed a hamburger and the punch in the face

[DM] is much better when the good guys can win

[DM] now you have to admit that PETA does get the best women to pose for thier posters

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] beats me, never seen one

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] PETA ?

[DM] patricia.... montegra?

[DM] Lorie you know?

[DM] don'

[(Kylia)] Pamela

[(Kylia)] she's the most famous...

[DM] don't stop the rythym

[DM] you know that song?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] if we weren't supposed to eat animals, they wouldn't be made out of meat

[(Kylia)] ::thnks:: not sure... doesn't fit with my listening tonight so it's possible

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] What does PETA stand for again. I know but I am drawing a mental blank for some reason

[(Kylia)] People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals

[DM] I am away from the keyboard.

[El Fudge (Sean)] People Eat Tasty Animals

[(Kylia)] You know... the ones who throw blood at models wearing fur

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I feel I should be treated ethically

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] no, that's petawbs

[(Kylia)] And throwing blood at furriers

[DM] I am back at the keyboard.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] people eat tasty animals with bbq sauce

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Why dont the call themselves PFTETOA ?

[(Kylia)] Not as catch

[(Kylia)] err cathy

[(Kylia)] errr catchy

[(Kylia)] ::frowns at keyboard::

[DM] www.veggie.cz/pro_dusicku/wallpapers

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] We done eating yet?

Trevor has joined the game.

[El Fudge (Sean)] not yet (munch munch)

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Yo Trevor Wutts up?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Hey you know what I had the other day that really does taste like chicken ? (speaking of food)

[(Kylia)] McDonald's Chicken McNuggets?

[Trevor] Hoya

Trevor is receiving the map...

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Nope that never has tasted like chicken

[(Kylia)] hola Trevor

Trevor has received the map.

[(Kylia)] Ummm... Chicken Tacos from Taco \Bell?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Nope that doesn't taste like chicken either.

[(Kylia)] Okay... now it's gets funky... alligator, squirrel or frog?

[DM] hey alligator does not taste like chicken

[DM] it does taste very good

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Neither... Kentucky Fried Chicken...Yumm...The colonels way !!!

[(Kylia)] ahhhh

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I haddn't eaten any in a coon's age

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Frog legs do taste like chicken...I just have a hard time swallowing them.

[DM] ok then

[DM] so you gather around the stream

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ya

[DM] the wemic females start a fire

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] gaaah...haven't we had enough of that?

[DM] they roast some zebra meat

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Who killed the water elementals?

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] me

[DM] no veggies

[DM] all meat

[(Kylia)] ::frowns thinking she could have started a fire::

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I killed one you killed the other?

[DM] just the way you like it

[(Kylia)] ::frowns at the sight of no veggies::

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] psst .... I heard the witch is growing some kinda fungus between her....

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Big toes !!!

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Oh huh.

[DM] yeah, yeah, sure that is what you were thinking

[DM] so the wemics all gather around

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Toe jam

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] I'm confuzzled.

[DM] the cubs practice

[DM] throwing javelins

[DM] running and stalking

[El Fudge (Sean)] we're at a baseball training camp?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] /rofl

[DM] lol

[(Kylia)] That would explain why they haven't won a World Series in 96 years... javelin throwing and stalking.

[DM] lol

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) footraces the cubs.

[DM] one of the male cubs races Sergoth

[DM] pounces on him

[El Fudge (Sean)] Oh great, Sergoth is trying to get to first base with a wemick

[DM] dragging him to the ground

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] /rofl

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I didn't know sergoth was catholic

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) wrestles with the cub.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Preist...Sergoth is a catholic priest

[DM] the other cubs join in

[DM] a big pile of tumbling wemics

[DM] with a small male in the middle

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] what's the quickest way to get a nun pregnant?

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] And one tumbling sergoth.

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] skin 'em!!!!

[El Fudge (Sean)] Barbarians gone Wild!

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] dress her as a chior boy?

[DM] Sergoth comes out of the fray with several scratches, but no broken bones

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] dress her up as an alter boy ;)

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] ocuh

[DM] they try to be nice to you

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Isn't that an redundant statement?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] ouch

[El Fudge (Sean)] Only 19.95!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] barbarians going wooo

[DM] so the afternoon break passes

[El Fudge (Sean)] (found another bug in kLoOge ... can't type a dollar sign and press enter

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] hehehehe never before seen video

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)]

[DM] weird

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] trully

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] It's probably some sort of command code.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] bite me sergoth

[(Kylia)] Funny thing .... but at least int'l characters still work

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] nope that didn't work

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) bites Reign's leg.

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] don't encourage him, fritz.

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] we already wonder about him

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it's true

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] he looks at bob's si swimsuit for the bathing suits. not the boobies

[El Fudge (Sean)] Good design sense ... dresses well ...

[El Fudge (Sean)] scary I tell you ...

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Sick...

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and shops at clothes stores that cater to gay customers

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] GREEK GREEK GREEK GREEK GREEK

[(Kylia)] Who does this?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] GREEK GREEK GREEK GREEK GREEK

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] GREEK GREEK GREEK GREEK GREEK

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] GREEK GREEK GREEK GREEK GREEK

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] GREEK GREEK GREEK GREEK GREEK

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] he's also wearing a shirt he bought from gays r us.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] GREEK GREEK GREEK GREEK GREEK

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] GREEK GREEK GREEK GREEK GREEK

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] GREEK GREEK GREEK GREEK GREEK

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we're makin fun of trevor

[(Kylia)] Fritz, please stop doing that... it's really annoying

[(Kylia)] Thank you...

[DM] ok

[DM] so

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] I am away from the keyboard.

[DM] back to the dinner break

[(Kylia)] Oh... well if Trevor is happy that way... let him be

[DM] now,

[DM] let us continue on

[Brul] ok

[Brul] is there anything else that you need from us little brothers?

[Brul] we will move on,

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Some more zebra fur

[Brul] I hope that we will be able to find some food o the plains

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I could use a warm cloak

Brul goes over to the sacks

[Brul] pulls out the last zebra pelt

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Can I go hunting for you? I can get you something to hel;p feed your brood.

Brul brings it over to the group

Brul looks at Sergh

[Brul] no, I fear that the fire has wiped out all game for many miles around

[Brul] the savanah is burned in many many miles

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) eyes the zebra pelt with interest.

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Might you be willing to trade something for that?

[Brul] Elandar and Reign each have a zebra pelt

[Brul] they have no more

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] If we need to contact you how should we go about doing so?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Thank you

Brul looks at Reign

Reign Tandem (Fritz) looks at Brul

Brul shrugs

[Brul] how should we contact you?

[Brul] when we meet we will know each other

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::hands him a rock:: speak into this

[Brul] takes it with a slight hesitation

Reign Tandem (Fritz) looks at Shade

Brul loos at shade

Brul looks at teh rock

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) looks over to Elendar. "Hey friend, do you REALLY need that zebra pelt? I'll trade yah somehting for it."

Brul looks at shade

Reign Tandem (Fritz) looks at the rock

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] what do you have?

[Brul] what am I to do with this?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] speak into it

[El Fudge (Sean)] Speak into it.

[Brul] he looks at the rock

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] What is he supposed to do with that?

[Brul] what shoudl I say?

Reign Tandem (Fritz) looks at the rock

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you deaf too cow boy?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] It just seems kinda stupid to talk to a rock

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] say hey, how you doing dragonslayers

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] I am back at the keyboard.

Brul shrugs

Brul speaks

[Brul] hello Dragonslayers

Reign Tandem (Fritz) bends over Brul and watches what happens

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) converses heatedly with Elendar for a few moments, then turns away, disgruntled.

[Brul] what are dragons?

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] fritz is mounting brul?

[Brul] how do you slay them

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Reign, might I be able to offer YOU something for your zebra pelt?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Nope

[Brul] and the rock glows

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] See? magic

Brul drops teh rock

Brul frowns

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you speak into that and we might come

Brul brow furrowed,

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ok so the rock glows...how are supposed to know he needs us?

[Brul] what are we to do with this now?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] just speak into it and I'll hear

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Lucy you have some 'splainin to do

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Interesting

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it's a magic rock, keep it.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] even if you don't use it to talk to us, it's good luck

Brul gingerly picks up

Brul gives it to a female to carry in her pouch

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it protects against fruit bats too

[Brul] those taste good

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] dangerous hunting

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ok off to the ?East we go?

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] yeah. easy way.

[Brul] ok

[DM] now

[DM] do you want to go west to the elephant graveyard

[DM] that is one day away

[DM] or to the east to the lake

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Lady do you want to check out the close up grave yard first?

[(Kylia)] I prefer the nearest and one that will be least stressful

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ok I guess that means we go to the one that is one day off then head to the east and the lake.

[DM] ok

Fritz is receiving the map...

Fritz has received the map.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::whispers to kylia::

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::grins and winks::

(Kylia) is receiving the map...

(Kylia) has received the map.

Trevor is receiving the map...

Trevor has received the map.

[DM] and so everyone is up to speed

[DM] has the map

[DM] Kevin T. is still there

[DM] along with your bearers

[DM] and the two elephants

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] bob, you mean.

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] i clearly remember elyssa renamed him bob.

[DM] and so

[DM] what are you doing

[DM] going west?

[DM] to the moutain? making sure

[DM] anyone?

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Fritz, you own a bar?

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Didn't we just decide on this?

[DM] yes

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Are you trying ton confuse us again?

[DM] and then when I siad we are moving out

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] err ton=to

[DM] now one responded

[DM] I thought you wanted to get to the closer mountain

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::points:: that way

[DM] and so on to the west

[DM] as you travel to the west

[DM] you can see the mountain in question easy

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] hey, we're back at the god's footpring

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and we can get to it easy too

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] er, footprint

[DM] it rises along the edge of the mountains

[DM] there is a blueish greyish color to the mountain

[DM] as you approach

[DM] the jungle fades away

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Woohoo!

[DM] and the hilly country grows steeper

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] I'm in my environ de natural!

[DM] as you come to your mid day rest

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] I go hunting at midday break.

[DM] you see that there is a rift valley along the eastern wall of the moutai

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Sergoth Stonefist: Hunting: (d20) [14] 14 must be less than (12-1) [12-1] 11 to succeed.

[DM] like a huge gash in the side of the mountain

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Stupid African foothills.

[DM] anything are you doing anything for lunch

[DM] you can find some small animals

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Sergoth Stonefist: Hunting: (d20) [4] 4 must be less than (12-1) [12-1] 11 to succeed.

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] We could stop and rest for a bit ?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] eating probably

[DM] large rodents

[DM] to capture and eat

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] yeck

[DM] as you look up at the mountain

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] I think I have some trail rations...

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) comes back with 6 large rodents slung over his shoulder as the fire starts to die down.

[DM] it appears that this is a real mountain

[DM] in the full sense of the word

[DM] the peak is over 15,000 feet tall

[DM] similar to the mountains back home

[DM] except that you are starting from lower down on the slopes

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) hugs a rock, glad to be on familiar ground.

[DM] this may be a little longer to climb than you thought it would be

[DM] anything from anyone?

[DM] ok

[DM] so you travel the evening

[DM] and you arrive at the foot of the mountain

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::flies along happily::

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Any signs of life that isn't flora?

[DM] no,

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] thought you said rodents

[DM] it seems to be rock, not moving

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) (to GM only)] Roll #1: (d100) [72] 72

[DM] I decided to scan in the topgraphical map for you

[DM] ortho view

[DM] for now

[DM] get ready for the night watches

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Okay... no more rodents

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] I killed most of the rodents.

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) grins

[DM] ok

[DM] so you guys want to see the mountain?

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] we see the mountain, it's night time... we can't see much more right?

[DM] exactly

[DM] but watches

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] unless the night passes uneventfully and we move on

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) takes first watch.

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) also takes second and third. He's hyper now that e's in his home territory.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] cool

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I get to sleep in

[DM] well the night does not happen to pass uneventfully

[DM] watches are ?

[El Fudge (Sean)] Seiko,

[DM] grrrr

[El Fudge (Sean)] Rolex

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Armitron here.

[El Fudge (Sean)] and Swatch

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] swatch

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::cringes at the watch selection::

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] I'm on all 3.

[El Fudge (Sean)] Timex/z

[DM] smiles at lorie

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I'll take first watch I guess

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Flic Flak... Cartier... Tag Heuer... Chopard Happy Diamonds ;)

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] timex

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Sergoth Stonefist: CON check: (d20) [18] 18 must be less than 17/19 to succeed.

[DM] rolls his eyes, sounds like carson got to Lorie

[DM] so the first watch

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Carson who?

[DM] passes uneventfully

[DM] Queer eye

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yay, goes to sleep

[DM] second watch

[DM] nothing happens

[DM] third watch

[DM] who is it?

[El Fudge (Sean)] Third watch from the sun

[DM] carson is the fashion diva on queer eye

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] I worked in watches for three years... who ever Carson is he sounds clueless...

[DM] no, I am thinking that he woudl approve of your selections Lor

[DM] ok

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] me

[El Fudge (Sean)] adfadfasdfasdfsadf

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Sean?

[El Fudge (Sean)] yes?

[El Fudge (Sean)] Playing with a bug in Klooge

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] You okay over there...

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] .command alias 'cast'

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ?

[El Fudge (Sean)] this is not a mud.

[El Fudge (Sean)] try typing in dollar sign 40

[El Fudge (Sean)] and see what happens.

[El Fudge (Sean)] dice

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] D

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] C

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] I get nada

[El Fudge (Sean)] Comics ... home of Superman

[El Fudge (Sean)] exactly.

[DM] so third watch

[DM] who is on it

[DM] Sergoth

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] C

[DM] is on it and has already failed his con check for staying up all night long

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] I have my 8 hours I can do it....

[El Fudge (Sean)] adfadf

[El Fudge (Sean)] adfadf

[El Fudge (Sean)] asdf

[DM] sign problem

[DM] they are testing

[DM] the dollar sign problem

[DM] so far I have Sergoth, and Kylia on the third watch

[DM] anyone else?

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] BOB... I'm going to make it about 10 minutes more then I'll fail my Con check

[DM] grin

[DM] you are doing well for this night anyway

[DM] sending the new map to everyone before anyone leave

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Anyone else on third watch>?

[DM] that is the mountain you are facing

[DM] so the two of you?

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] yes... let's get it over with...

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] :)

[DM] so Kylia

[DM] and Sergoth

[DM] you are watching

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and fritz if he ever wakes up

[DM] and there is a noise from the slopes above you

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Plus the meat shields.

THE Sebrina (Barb) is receiving the map...

THE Sebrina (Barb) has received the map.

Fritz is receiving the map...

Fritz has received the map.

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Great... noise.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] hello what did I miss?

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::looks up into the darkness::

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] sorry I fell aslee

[DM] make your surprise roll

[DM] Fritz, you are on the third watch

[DM] Lor, fritz, and trevor, make your rolls

[DM] send to me only

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia)) (to GM only)] Roll #1: (d20) [16] 16

[DM] die 10 folks

[Reign Tandem (Fritz) (to GM only)] Reign Tandem: Initiative: (d10-2-2) [10-2-2] 6

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Roll #1: (d10) [8] 8

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Roll #1: (d10) [3] 3

[Fritz] I am away from the keyboard.

[Fritz] I am back at the keyboard.

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) (to GM only)] Roll #1: (d10) [4] 4

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] :( The dice bot defaults away from Dm only. Sorry BOB

[DM] it is ok,

[DM] I just found out that you can see your rolls anyway

[DM] kind of defeats the purpose

[[DM] so

Reign Tandem (Fritz) (to GM only)] Roll #1: (d10+-2) [10-2] 8

[DM] at the bouldes come tumbling down into your camp

[DM] the three of you are not surprised

[DM] however

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I want a pet boulde

[DM] the rest fo the sleeping people

[DM] have a 50% chance of taking 2d10 from rolling rocks

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] do I have time to cast?

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] before the boulders arrive?

[DM] no, not before this wave hits the group

[DM] but you still hear rumbling

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Are you saying we setup campt right on the path?

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::raises brow at Bibo::

[DM] no, you set up along the bottom of a hill

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] hey, I didn't set up camp

[DM] and the boulders are rolling along the ground towards your group

[DM] anyone sleeping

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I just sleep in it, the grunts do that, blame a lemming

[DM] roll 1d100

[DM] 50% or less

[DM] take 2d10 damage

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Roll #1: (d100) [38] 38

[DM] Roll #1: (d10) [4] 4, Roll #2: (d10) [2] 2

[DM] 6 points to sade

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] curses, 6 pts of damage

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Roll #1: (d100) [81] 81

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike) (to GM only)] Roll #1: (d100) [80] 80

[DM] barb?

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] Roll #1: (d100) [83] 83

[DM] good

[El Fudge (Sean)] Roll #1: (d100) [68] 68

[DM] ok, so that is the main group

[DM] only Marco

[DM] now on to the rest

[DM] Roll #1: (d100) [40] 40

[DM] Roll #1: (d100) [80] 80

[DM] Roll #1: (d100) [38] 38

[DM] Roll #1: (d100) [90] 90

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::does the happy dance for the dying lemmings::

[DM] Roll #1: (d100) [35] 35

[DM] now the elephants

[DM] Roll #1: (d10) [1] 1, Roll #2: (d10) [5] 5

[DM] Roll #1: (d100) [16] 16, Roll #2: (d100) [71] 71

[DM] Roll #1: (d100) [61] 61, Roll #2: (d100) [26] 26, Roll #3: (d100) [28] 28

[DM] and now Kevin T

[DM] Roll #1: (d100) [80] 80

[DM] ok

[DM] so the bearers

[DM] three take damage

[DM] Roll #1: (d10) [9] 9, Roll #2: (d10) [10] 10

[DM] Roll: (2d10) [(8+2)] 10

[DM] Roll: (2d10) [(2+3)] 5

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::touches that one::

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: Damage [L]: Vampiric touch (melee) does (6d6+0) [(4+1+3+6+6+4)+0] 24 damage

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yay, I'm healed

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Guys... Sorry but I can't stay awake any longer...

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] I need to go to bed...

[DM] it is ok

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] ok take care

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Have a good night and talk to you next week

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I really fell asleep at the keyboard so I understand

(Kylia) has left the game.

[DM] the rest of the boulders bounce through the group harmlessly

[DM] unfoutanatley

[DM] as you survey the damage

[DM] the one elephant is dead

[DM] and three of the bearers are dead also

[El Fudge (Sean)] woot! We found the elephant grave yard! 8-P

[DM] ok

[DM] so the group does what?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Sorry but I have to go as well. I cant seem to keep my eyes open. I guess I will go and sleep with Lorie 8^)

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Don't tell Paul

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] nighters

[DM] have a good night fritz

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I hope to have the teamspeak working also by then

[El Fudge (Sean)] Good night.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] :-P

Fritz has left the game.

[DM] so

[DM] Trevor is the last one still here from the third watch

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) starts climbing to check out who or what sent down boulders.

[DM] there does not seem to be a specific point up top as you approach the top

[DM] the top of the hill is strewn with debris

[DM] yes

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] So there is a plateu?

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] I search it.

[DM] now to the rest of the group

[El Fudge (Sean)] sleeping ... zzzzzzzzz ... zzzzzzzzzzzzz ...

[DM] laying there asleep as your watch has left the camp

[El Fudge (Sean)] no, our watch hasn't left us ...

[El Fudge (Sean)] just the Barbarian ...

[El Fudge (Sean)] Lorie and Fritz are still here ...

[El Fudge (Sean)] one round behind ... but still here.

[DM] make a con check sleeping ones

[El Fudge (Sean)] El Fudge: CON check: (d20) [19] 19 must be less than 11 to succeed.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: CON check: (d20) [16] 16 must be less than 16 to succeed.

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] Sebrina: CON check: (d20) [2] 2 must be less than 11 to succeed.

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf: CON check: (d20) [4] 4 must be less than 16 to succeed.

[El Fudge (Sean)] zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ...

[DM] ok,

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elyssa : CON check: (d20) [7] 7 must be less than 11 to succeed.

[El Fudge (Sean)] zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh Arwen zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[DM] so most of the group wakes up

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] lol

[DM] god

Elandar Silverleaf (Mike) kicks fudge

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] yes?

[El Fudge (Sean)] zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz go away Elrod zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[DM] you see a group of humanoid shapes approaching the camp

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] ::kicks him in the groin::

[DM] they are in the camp actually

[DM] picking at the bodies

[DM] they are dark skinned

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::saunters over to the people::

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] shoo! git!

[DM] they startle

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] sueee!

[DM] and flee

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::tosses the corpses onto the fire::

[DM] clutching small scaps

Mike has left the game.

[DM] yes you find tracks up at the top of the hill

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] there, they're cremated now

Mike has joined the game.

[DM] footprints

Mike is receiving the map...

Mike has received the map.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ashes to ashes and all that

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Sergoth Stonefist: Tracking: (d20) [4] 4 must be less than (12+0) [12+0] 12 to succeed.

[DM] the tracks go down the hill to the side of the path

[DM] and then down into camp

BiBo!!! is receiving the map...

BiBo!!! has received the map.

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) (to GM only)] Sergoth Stonefist: Tracking: (d20) [5] 5 must be less than (12+0) [12+0] 12 to succeed.

Mike is receiving the map...

Mike has received the map.

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) runs through the camp, trcking the newcomers, and runs out, following them.

BiBo!!! is receiving the map...

BiBo!!! has received the map.

THE Sebrina (Barb) is receiving the map...

THE Sebrina (Barb) has received the map.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::looks at the other lemmings:: yep, they get a proper burial and all that.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so we're down to 2 now?

[DM] o

[DM] ok

[DM] so the rest of the group is here

[DM] barb questions?

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] just along fo rthe wild ride

[DM] smile

[DM] ok

[DM] so everyone can see the map as it is now

[DM] the scale is fixed

[DM] and everyone is ready for the next morning?

[DM] it will be several checks and problems similar to that

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] nods

[DM] the debate on this end

[DM] is to tackle the mountain tonight

[DM] or wait until next week when you have a cleric to help with accidents

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] it might be nice to have some help

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] i get hurt easily :0

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] you'll get carried

[DM] working out movement rates right now

[DM] if characters are flying

[DM] carriying the non flying ones

[DM] how fast can everyone move up the mountain

[DM] moving at 30 flying we are saying it will take 10 turns to reach the peak

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] so we can walk up the stream valley with no problems

[DM] the debate is now between walking and flying

[DM] and

[DM] the answer is

[DM] so we are walking up the valley

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] we're walking

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] are we there yet?

[DM] so the walking

[DM] walking

[DM] meandering up the valley

[DM] the morning wanes

[DM] the noon sun beats down

[DM] the valley get very narrow

[DM] only one person in a row

[DM] no room for the elephant

[DM] as you continue upward

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] are we there yT?

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] bob's discussing the problems with sound we've had.

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] hows the air?

[DM] getting thin

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] cool.

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] it's beautiful down here

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] i absolutly love it tonight.

[DM] the sound issue is being discussed here again Barb

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] ok

[DM] as you approach the summit

[DM] the sun is going down over the mountain

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] we made it that quick?

[DM] in a day

[DM] actually more time left for you to act

[DM] but because of the situation of the mountain and the sunset

[DM] it is dark already in the valley

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] are we there yet?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] look at that dark

[El Fudge (Sean)] d6

[El Fudge (Sean)] d6+3

[El Fudge (Sean)] d6+2

[El Fudge (Sean)] (5d6) [(5+3+5+5+6)] 24

[El Fudge (Sean)] (3d6) [(6+4+5)] 15

[El Fudge (Sean)] (3d6) [(3+6+6)] 15

[El Fudge (Sean)] (3d5) [(3+5+2)] 10

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] (80d80)

[DM] sorry, my mind just left me, give me a sec to recover

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] (80d80) [(3+60+75+65+72+66+75+55+73+20+62+62+50+54+2+51+73+7+48+10+59+15+34+6+68+25+7+42+45+56+6+77+12+29+55+24+4+71+14+80+36+6+16+6+40+63+39+30+47+64+39+7+6+47+42+79+10+48+60+45+4+45+46+59+28+20+73+31+26+60+30+42+8+33+78+56+40+33+31+28)] 3213

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)]

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] weee

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Error parsing "4d6+s": kLoOgeWerks.hS: unexpected character: s

[El Fudge (Sean)] (4d6+4) [(6+1+5+4)+4] 20

[El Fudge (Sean)] STR

[El Fudge (Sean)] S

[El Fudge (Sean)] s

[El Fudge (Sean)] s4

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] anyways, it's getting dark

[El Fudge (Sean)] d

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::floats onwards::

[DM] as you approach the summitt

[El Fudge (Sean)] foo

[El Fudge (Sean)] foo

[DM] the valley open up wider

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] i pitty da foo!

[El Fudge (Sean)] Text / Expression

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] heeey summittt!

[DM] and there ht e

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] i hate that guy!

[DM] ok

[DM] and so there is the group

[DM] and you move upwards

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you know bob, you sure say that a lot, you keep saying these words, I do not think it means what you think it means

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] I think Bob is confused.

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] somebody better be carrying me at this point

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] sure, you can hitch a ride with me

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you're bitty enough

THE Sebrina (Barb) has left the game.

THE Sebrina (Barb) has joined the game.

THE Sebrina (Barb) is receiving the map...

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] got that barb?

THE Sebrina (Barb) has received the map.

[DM] ok

[DM] so this staute is standing up front of the group

[DM] blocking the way

[DM] there are two large footprints in the ground that it is standing in

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] got what..... got dropped off

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] sure, you can hitch a ride with me

[DM] it is over 9 feet tall

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you're bitty enough

[DM] larger than mansized

[DM] not it is blocking the way of moving along the stream

[DM] this statue is blocking the way

[DM] the valley narrows down to 10 feet wide

[DM] chiseled into the black volcanic rock

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: detect magic: (MR: (d100) [62] 62)

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it magic bob?

[DM] yes

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] k, just makin sure

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) (to GM only)] Roll #1: (d100) [52] 52

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) (to GM only)] Roll #1: (d100) [97] 97

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) (to GM only)] Roll #1: (d100) [11] 11

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] what kinda magic?

[DM] I think that this will be better to tackle next week everyone

[DM] give you some time to prepare

[DM] and then we can continue on into the crater itself

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] if we wait till next week, lorie has stone to mud

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] no more statue

[DM] ok

[DM] so I think that this is were we will end

[DM] and I will make sure to have updated stats for everyone

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] i'll say good night then

THE Sebrina (Barb) has left the game.

Mike has left the game.

[DM] ok

[DM] we will work on teh XP stuff again

BiBo!!! has left the game.

Trevor has left the game.

[El Fudge (Sean)] hello

Sean has left the game.