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Jan 16 04 - Kapirimtiya Adventures

[DM] ok

[Trevor] I agree.

[DM] so we are now all here and ready to start

Trevor is receiving the map...

Trevor has received the map.

(Kylia) has joined the game.

THE Sebrina (Barb) has joined the game.

[(Kylia)] Evening all :)

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::waves:: heyas!

THE Sebrina (Barb) is receiving the map...

THE Sebrina (Barb) has received the map.

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] wow... that was tuff

[DM] ok

[DM] sorry about that everyone

[(Kylia)] How do I get the map?

[DM] lior is on his way he had to restart his machine

[DM] double click on your name

[DM] now that you can see your self

(Kylia) is receiving the map...

(Kylia) has received the map.

[(Kylia)] Figured it out thanks!

[DM] ok

Lior has joined the game.

[(Kylia)] Howdy Lior :)

[DM] ok,

[Lior] yo yo

[DM] so now I have the firewall back up and running

[DM] and accepting klooge to pass through

[m and death to all that is good and/or of a nice outlook.] oh look. we have people now

[DM] so everyone here and happy?

[DM] food is out of the way here

[eeze] no, but i'm getting there

[Lior] no, but its got nothing to do with the game

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] here yes... happy? well..................

[DM] so someone bring Lorie and Trevor up to date please

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Happy is relative when you are THIS cold

[Lior] i was in an elevator yesterday and it dropped

[Lior] that was an interesting experience

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] nodding to kylia

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] nice

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] how far?

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Oh my Lior... that's not good

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Glad you're okay at least

[Lior] just two stories, but it was enough to freak everyone out

[Lior] i had to hold back much laughter

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well half a story would freak everyone out

[Lior] yeah, the emergency brakes kicked in and there was black dust coming in from over the doors, and the doors knocked off their railing

[Lior] took a half hour for the fire dept to get us out

[Lior] apparently someone leaned on the door and snapped a cable

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] sweet

Lior is receiving the map...

Lior has received the map.

[Sadoya (Lior)] fritz said he wasn't gonna be here this week, right?

[(Kylia)] I am away from the keyboard.

[(Kylia)] I am back at the keyboard.

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ((Sorry clicked wrong button))

[Sadoya (Lior)] quick snack lorie?

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] LOL

[DM] yes I do believe that fritz is not going to be here until late if at all

[Sadoya (Lior)] so BOB, can you set me up something to kill real quick?

[DM] no name is right there, hack away

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well there's a spitting old lady

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] she's kind of annoying

[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm not sure how to do all this

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you could kill her

[DM] barb, lorie, if you want in on thte action,

[DM] feel free

[DM] Mike and Marco can help you out they are the best with this so far

THE Sebrina (Barb) has left the game.

[Sadoya (Lior)] how do i target?

[Lior] Sadoya targets No Name #1. Distance: 3'03"

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] right click your char, pick taget then click on the target

[Sadoya (Lior)] yeah got that

[Sadoya (Lior)] how do i initiate a fight?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] swing batta

[Mike] you roll dice

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Spitting you say?

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] What is she spitting pray tell?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yep, she's spitting at us

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] um... spit

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya: Attack: Joyeuse 2 handed hits AC: (9-(d20+6)) [9-(11+6)] -8

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya's attack of -8 (probably) hits No Name #1

[DM] combat is

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya: Damage [S/M]: Joyeuse 2 handed does (2d4+10) [(2+4)+10] 16 damage

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] water and flegm I guess

[DM] semi free form

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ewww, my Mother used to take care of an old lady that did that at the hospital. She was evil

[DM] I have to ok a lot of things along the way,

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] wanna kill this one in the name of payback?

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] How did I get lightly wounded?

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf: Damage [S/M]: Frost Brand +3/+6 (R) does (1d8+6+6) [5+6+6] 17 damage

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] I wasn't in battle

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we are all sick

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and it's draining our hp

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya: Attack: Joyeuse 2 handed hits AC: (9-(d20+6)) [9-(10+6)] -7

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya's attack of -7 (probably) hits No Name #1

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] why are we all sick?

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya: Damage [S/M]: Joyeuse 2 handed does (2d4+10) [(2+3)+10] 15 damage

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya: Attack: Joyeuse 2 handed hits AC: (9-(d20+6)) [9-(11+6)] -8

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya's attack of -8 (probably) hits No Name #1

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya: Damage [S/M]: Joyeuse 2 handed does (2d4+10) [(3+3)+10] 16 damage

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] because we got jungle fever

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya: Attack: Joyeuse 1 handed hits AC: (9-(d20+6)) [9-(14+6)] -11

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya's attack of -11 (probably) hits No Name #1

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya: Damage [S/M]: Joyeuse 1 handed does (1d8+9) [7+9] 16 damage

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya: Damage [L]: Joyeuse 1 handed does (1d12+9) [10+9] 19 damage

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] I told you not to go through the jungle

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya: Damage [L]: Joyeuse 2 handed does (2d8+10) [(6+3)+10] 19 damage

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya: Attack: Cape Sting hits AC: (9-(d20+0)) [9-(20+0)] -11 [CRITICAL HIT]

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya's attack of -11 (probably) hits No Name #1

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] our northern bodies aren't used to african disease

[Mike] me too.

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya: Damage [S/M]: Cape Sting does (1d4+0) [1+0] 1 damage

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya: Damage [S/M]: Cape Sting does (1d4+0) [3+0] 3 damage

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah well, that's why we have you ::smiles sweetly::

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya: Damage [L]: Cape Sting does (1d4+0) [1+0] 1 damage

ard has joined the game.

[Mike] elandar was the first to say no. but then ellysa said yes.

[Sadoya (Lior)] i guess everything is working well

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so... how many diseases can you cure a day?

[DM] good

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya: Attack: Joyeuse 2 handed hits AC: (9-(d20+6)) [9-(6+6)] -3

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya's attack of -3 (probably) hits No Name #1

[DM] ok, so quiet please

ard is receiving the map...

ard has received the map.

[Sadoya (Lior)] no wait..there's a problem

[Sadoya (Lior)] i'll fix it

[DM] Trevor & Lorie do you know what is happening?

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Sorta?

[DM] lor?

THE Sebrina (Barb) has joined the game.

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] I have no idea how to roll against my THAC0

THE Sebrina (Barb) is receiving the map...

THE Sebrina (Barb) has received the map.

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya: Attack: Joyeuse 2 handed hits AC: (9-(d20+6-6)) [9-(15+6-6)] -6

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya's attack of -6 (probably) hits No Name #1

[Sadoya (Lior)] ahh

[Mike] Elyssa targets No Name #1. Distance: 18'01"

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you have to plug your weapon into your equipment section

[Mike] Elyssa : Attack: Pixie Bow hits AC: (18-(d20+0)) [18-(14+0)] 4

[Mike] Elyssa 's attack of 4 misses No Name #1

[Mike] Elyssa : Attack: Pixie Bow hits AC: (18-(d20+0)) [18-(17+0)] 1

[Mike] Elyssa 's attack of 1 misses No Name #1

[Mike] Elyssa : Attack: Pixie Bow hits AC: (18-(d20+0)) [18-(8+0)] 10

[Mike] Elyssa 's attack of 10 misses No Name #1

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] I have that done

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I don't see it on your char sheet

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] I have a melees THAC0

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] go to your char sheet

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] go to equipment

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya: Attack: Joyeuse 2 handed hits AC: (9-(d20+6-6)) [9-(12+6-6)] -3

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya's attack of -3 (probably) hits No Name #1

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] there's a section that says weapons

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] pop in your weapons

[Sadoya (Lior)] where the hell is that +6 coming from?

[Sadoya (Lior)] grr

[Sadoya (Lior)] bibo.. can you make sure my character sheet is all good?

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] how can I edit it?

[Sadoya (Lior)] you seem to have more understanding of this than i do

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] it won't let me

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] click on edit

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] right next to view

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] I did...nothing

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] there should be a blue star

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] upper right corner

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Found it... thanks

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] np, alright checkin your sheet now lior

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] then what do I do when done?

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] I only have one weapon

[DM] Lior is ready with that

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] save and switch to view

[Sadoya (Lior)] its on view

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] (talkin to lorie)

[DM] and Barb are you ready with that? I think that Marco did the weapons for you

[(Kylia)] Kylia Wolfslayer targets No Name #1. Distance: 8'08"

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] just her shortsword

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] didn't get to her other weapons

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] dude

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you typed in -6 for your damage adjustment

Fritz has joined the game.

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] sorry... i'm lost here... having lock upproblems... ready for what?

[Sadoya (Lior)] yeah, cuz i dont get where the +6 is coming from

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Kylia Wolfslayer: Attack: Faithful Balance hits AC: (11-(d20+3)) [11-(20+3)] -12 [CRITICAL HIT]

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Kylia Wolfslayer's attack of -12 (probably) hits No Name #1

[DM] to test roll attacks and damage

[Sadoya (Lior)] yo fritz

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Kylia Wolfslayer: Damage [S/M]: Faithful Balance does (d10+4) [1+4] 5 damage

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] what's the plus on the weapon?

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] sure... tell me how

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Okay Bibo that worked :) Thanks

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] HEY Fritz !!

[ard] El Fudge targets No Name #1. Distance: 4'08"

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] welcome ;)

[Sadoya (Lior)] +4

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] alright, and you're specialized right?

[Fritz] Wazzap every one

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge: Attack: short sword hits AC: (16-(d20+0)) [16-(2+0)] 14

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge's attack of 14 misses No Name #1

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] let me know when we are on the next round

[THE Sebrina (Barb) (to GM only)] Sebrina: Attack: shortsword of backstabing +2 hits AC: (15-(d20+2)) [15-(9+2)] 4

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] add in your strength and that's +6

[Mike] hey fritz!

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge: Attack: short sword hits AC: (16-(d20+0)) [16-(19+0)] -3

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge's attack of -3 (probably) hits No Name #1

[Sadoya (Lior)] yah i know

[DM] cool, barb, but you can broadcast that to everyone

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge: Damage [S/M]: short sword does (d8+0) [4+0] 4 damage

[Sadoya (Lior)] but why would it add it to the d20?

[THE Sebrina (Barb) (to GM only)] Sebrina: Damage [S/M]: shortsword of backstabing +2 does (1d6+2) [5+2] 7 damage

[DM] same thing to me only that time

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] because the d20 is subtracted from the thaco to see what you get

[Sadoya (Lior)] oh i get it

[Sadoya (Lior)] i am such a confused kid

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] Roll: ((1d2+(6*1))) [(2+(6*1))] 8

[Sadoya (Lior)] are you editing my sheet?

[DM] there you go

[Fritz] need map mi amigo Bob

[El Fudge (ard)] (4d4) [(1+4+2+3)] 10

[DM] just want everyone to feel comfortable with this

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah, fixing your numbers

[Sadoya (Lior)] cool thanks

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] should be fine now

[DM] double click on your character fritz

[El Fudge (ard)] (d20) [20] 20

Fritz is receiving the map...

[El Fudge (ard)] (d20) [18] 18

Fritz has received the map.

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya: Attack: Joyeuse 1 handed hits AC: (9-(d20+6)) [9-(12+6)] -9

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya's attack of -9 (probably) hits No Name #1

[THE Sebrina (Barb) (to GM only)] Sebrina: Damage [S/M]: shortsword of backstabing +2 does (1d6+2) [4+2] 6 damage

[THE Sebrina (Barb) (to GM only)] Sebrina: Attack: shortsword of backstabing +2 hits AC: (15-(d20+2)) [15-(5+2)] 8

[THE Sebrina (Barb) (to GM only)] Sebrina: Attack: shortsword of backstabing +2 hits AC: (15-(d20+2)) [15-(17+2)] -4

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya: Damage [S/M]: Joyeuse 1 handed does (1d8+9) [6+9] 15 damage

[DM] those 3 attacks came only to me barb

[Sadoya (Lior)] does that look all right to you bibo?

[ard] El Fudge targets Sadoya. Distance: 3'01"

[ard] El Fudge no longer targets Sadoya.

[DM] looks good from here,

[Sadoya (Lior)] don't you be targeting me fudgy

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] looks fine to me

[Fritz] What is going on?

[Sadoya (Lior)] neat, thanks

[Sadoya (Lior)] nothing yet fritz

[Sadoya (Lior)] just testing stuff out

[Fritz] Testing what out?

[El Fudge (ard)] I want to test multiple target aquisition

[Sadoya (Lior)] thought you wern't gonna make it tonight, glad to see you did

[Sadoya (Lior)] i was testing out my weapons and such

[Fritz] Me too

[Sadoya (Lior)] making sure the numbers were all right

[ard] El Fudge no longer targets No Name #1.

[ard] El Fudge targets No Name #1 #4. Distance: 3'04"

[DM] there will be a big fight tonight,

[ard] El Fudge targets No Name #1 #7. Distance: 3'01"

[Sadoya (Lior)] neat

[ard] El Fudge targets No Name #1 #1. Distance: 4'02"

[Sadoya (Lior)] gonna kill stuff

[DM] we have the rounds and inititive stuff figured out

[DM] and I think that the bad guys sheets are correct

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge: Attack: short sword hits AC: (16-(d20+0)) [16-(4+0)] 12

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge's attack of 12 misses No Name #1 #4

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge's attack of 12 misses No Name #1 #7

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge's attack of 12 misses No Name #1 #1

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge: Attack: short sword hits AC: (16-(d20+0)) [16-(18+0)] -2

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge's attack of -2 (probably) hits No Name #1 #4

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge's attack of -2 (probably) hits No Name #1 #7

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge's attack of -2 (probably) hits No Name #1 #1

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge: Damage [S/M]: short sword does (d8+0) [1+0] 1 damage

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya: Attack: Joyeuse 2 handed hits AC: (9-(d20+6)) [9-(4+6)] -1

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya's attack of -1 (probably) hits No Name #1

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge: Damage [S/M]: short sword does (d8+0) [1+0] 1 damage

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya: Damage [S/M]: Joyeuse 2 handed does (2d4+10) [(4+4)+10] 18 damage

[DM] the only thing is that we have not figured out if weapon reach can be built in or not

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge: Damage [S/M]: short sword does (d8+0) [5+0] 5 damage

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge: Attack: short sword hits AC: (16-(d20+0)) [16-(19+0)] -3

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge's attack of -3 (probably) hits No Name #1 #4

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge's attack of -3 (probably) hits No Name #1 #7

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge's attack of -3 (probably) hits No Name #1 #1

[Sadoya (Lior) (to GM only)] Sadoya: Initiative: (d10+0) [10+0] 10

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge: Damage [S/M]: short sword does (d8+0) [1+0] 1 damage

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge: Damage [S/M]: short sword does (d8+0) [6+0] 6 damage

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge: Damage [S/M]: short sword does (d8+0) [2+0] 2 damage

[(Kylia)] Kylia Wolfslayer no longer targets No Name #1.

[El Fudge (ard)] Cool! I can then hit *all* these guys!

[El Fudge (ard)] with my short sword 8-P

[Sadoya (Lior)] neat

[ard] El Fudge targets No Name #1 #10. Distance: 7'07"

[ard] El Fudge targets No Name #1 #5. Distance: 10'05"

[Sadoya (Lior)] thats some crazy proficiency

[ard] El Fudge targets No Name #1 #9. Distance: 9'07"

[ard] El Fudge targets No Name #1 #3. Distance: 14'09"

[ard] El Fudge targets No Name #1 #8. Distance: 21'06"

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge: Attack: short sword hits AC: (16-(d20+0)) [16-(17+0)] -1

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge's attack of -1 (probably) hits No Name #1 #4

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge's attack of -1 (probably) hits No Name #1 #7

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge's attack of -1 (probably) hits No Name #1 #1

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge's attack of -1 (probably) hits No Name #1 #10

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge's attack of -1 (probably) hits No Name #1 #5

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge's attack of -1 (probably) hits No Name #1 #9

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge's attack of -1 (probably) hits No Name #1 #3

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge's attack of -1 (probably) hits No Name #1 #8

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] Sebrina: Damage [S/M]: shortsword of backstabing +2 does (1d6+2) [5+2] 7 damage

(Kylia) has left the game.

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge: Damage [S/M]: short sword does (d8+0) [1+0] 1 damage

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf targets Shade. Distance: 6'09"

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] alright, lets kick some old spitting lady arse

[Fritz] Reign Tandem targets No Name #1 #8. Distance: 14'01"

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack: Frost Brand +3/+6 (R) hits AC: (13-(d20+5)) [13-(5+5)] 3

[Fritz] Reign Tandem targets No Name #1 #6. Distance: 17'11"

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Attack: +3 Giant 2 handed Sword hits AC: (14-(d20+10)) [14-(20+10)] -16 [CRITICAL HIT]

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem's attack of -16 (probably) hits No Name #1 #8

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem's attack of -16 (probably) hits No Name #1 #6

[Sadoya (Lior)] eek

[DM] and so we are ready to begin? eveyone as comfortable

(Kylia) has joined the game.

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge: Attack: short sword hits AC: (16-(d20+0)) [16-(10+0)] 6

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge's attack of 6 misses No Name #1 #4

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge's attack of 6 misses No Name #1 #7

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge's attack of 6 misses No Name #1 #1

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge's attack of 6 misses No Name #1 #10

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge's attack of 6 misses No Name #1 #5

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge's attack of 6 misses No Name #1 #9

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge's attack of 6 misses No Name #1 #3

[El Fudge (ard)] El Fudge's attack of 6 misses No Name #1 #8

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I'm comfy

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Sorry all...

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] what did I miss

[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm a bit cold

[Sadoya (Lior)] nothing lorie

(Kylia) is receiving the map...

(Kylia) has received the map.

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Okay, then I am going to be updating my Character sheet... not sure how the proficienI did the best I could

[DM] Marco and Mike are the best at the character sheet thing so far

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] :-P

[DM] and we are going to really get underway now

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bob did you remove the -2 from my initiative?

[DM] not sure, you can check yourself

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf no longer targets Shade.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Initiative: (d10+2) [3+2] 5

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I mean the plus 2. No you didn't.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so, there's the old lady, lets lock and load folks

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::points at the old lady with a death wish::

[DM] so you are standing outside the village

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Someone fill me in on what I missed or did I miss anything. I forget what week this is?

[DM] your group walks

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you were here I think

[DM] up to the group of huts

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Yes I remember now

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we got to the villiage and an old lady spit at us

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so, we're gonna kill her

[DM] and as you approach an old women looks at you

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] NO we are not

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and maybe torch the villiage

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] depends on how much suphur lorie feels like burning up

Reign Tandem (Fritz) Bitch slaps the witch

[DM] spits on the ground and says " white devils, here to lure our men off with liquor and gold"

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah, good luck hitting

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] see?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Oooh I like the way that rhymes I am going to add that to a macro

[DM] what do you want here

(Kylia) has joined the game.

[Sadoya (Lior)] must say something about the women of this town if the men get so easily lured with liquor and gold

(Kylia) is receiving the map...

(Kylia) has received the map.

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) bounces around, chasing a mosquito the size of a small racoon.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] to see whoever is in charge of hunting down rogue elephants

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Dear Elder we are here to rid you of the crazed elephant not to corrupt your men and young boys

[DM] remember that she is speaking in C Common, you speak in W Comm

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you know....

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I dont I speak all languages

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] that's there....

Sadoya (Lior) looks at Shade with a raised eyebrow

[El Fudge (ard)] um ... then how do we know she said "white devils ... "?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I'm not micheal jackson

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] no young boys

[Sadoya (Lior)] i understand all languages

[Sadoya (Lior)] and fritz speaks all of them

[Sadoya (Lior)] assume we translated

[El Fudge (ard)] ah ...okay.

[DM] Olengata is much more likely to kill you as see you

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] good to know

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Oblangata?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] now, which way?

[El Fudge (_that)] ((let's see if that took))

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] As in Medula?

[Sadoya (Lior)] medula is his first name

[DM] and how do you weak foriegners think you will be able to even find him

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Well as we are maybe. We seem to have some type of disease. Are you aware of this?

[DM] she shakes her head,

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Disease?

[El Fudge (ve)] ((buggy program?))

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] I seem perfectly fine.

[DM] you feel weak already?

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) sniffs his armpits.

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Normal aroma.

[El Fudge (Maheshkumar)] ((I think I know what the bug is))

[Sadoya (Lior)] lorie... may i suggest a a healing/herbalism check?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] or a cure disease

[DM] she smiles at your group

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Hmmm hopefully we shall overcome Oblangata

[El Fudge (aswami)] ((this is long enough?))

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ((Not in front of the spitting lady....))

[DM] only one day in our lands and you already feel weak

[Sadoya (Lior)] k

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] The only reason we came here was to destroy this rogue elephant. Not to harm your village at all

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::looks at the old woman and shakes her head::

[DM] some children start to come forward to point and stare at your group

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] What is it about your lands that would make us feel weak?

[DM] and the old woman shoos them back

[DM] to the huts

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) cavorts off to play with the kids.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::points and stares at the children::

[Sadoya (Lior)] i kneel down in front of the kids

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::smiles at the children::

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] look! miniature savages!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] how cute

[DM] so to be clear sergoth is leaving the group to go into one of the huts

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Yes.

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] I went with the kids.

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::gives the woman a grin and shakes her head again, but says nothing::

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so THAT's how you get on kylia's good side, spit at her and insult her

[Sadoya (Lior)] bloody bastard is gonna get himself killed leaving us like that

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] K but I just watch which hut he went in. BTW Miriam says hellow

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] she always scowls at the ones who try to be nice

[DM] tell her hi from all of us

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] send her our best

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ((I'm biding my time... don't worry. ))

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Hola Miriam... :O)

[DM] and sergoth will be alone with them for a round or two, get back to that in a sec

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Lesar explain why we are here

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ((I will be highly disappointed if a fireball isn't in their near future))

[DM] the old woman whistles loudly

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::looks at Shade:: Can she offer us nothing? If not, let us more on.

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] HOLDING CASTING

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] doesn't appear so

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] doesn't even seem to know propper common

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] We have nothing to fear from these people

[DM] so your group is talking outside of the huts

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Maybe they can provide us knowledge

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::smiles at the old woman:: Consider the diseased Barbarian our gift to you. ::turns to the rest of the party:: Let us continue on our journey. I've no time to waste on old women who are insulting

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] We are here to speak to the shaman of your tribe

[DM] and now off into the hut to deal with this problem

[DM] you enter the hut, following the child into it

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] uh huh

[DM] he quickly moves to teh other side of teh room

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] I try to be playful with them.

[DM] it is an open area, about 20 feet across

[DM] as you walk in

[DM] you feel a spear come across at you

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you?

[DM] Roll #1: (d20) [4] 4

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ((You the barbarian))

[DM] and misses

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ((riiight))

[DM] ok, now with sergoth

[DM] you are in the hut

[DM] behind you is the door

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Where did the spear come from?

[DM] on either side of the door are two warriors

[DM] with spears pointing at you

[DM] the one that swung at yoru back missed

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] I blink and raise my hands in a nonthreatening manner.

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Hi.

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] You you guys doing.

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Can Timmy come oujt to play?

[DM] as you do not speak thier language they continue to threaten you

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] I slowly back out the door.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bob dont forget I asked Lesani to explain why we are here

[DM] and back to the outside

[DM] sergoth look at the map, upper right corner, that is the set up for you, you can not back out

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike) (to GM only)] Roll #1: (d20) [13] 13

[Sadoya (Lior)] i thought you said 2 warriors

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) tries to communicate through body language he is no threat.

[DM] ok, so the rest of the group

Reign Tandem (Fritz) watches as Sergoth drops his pants to show how little his manhood is. Obviously No Threat to anyone!!!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] lol

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] For the record, serfgoth doesnt wear pants.

[Sadoya (Lior)] yay fritz

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] ok

[DM] and lesani is trying to explain your group

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you got everyone at the table chucklin at that one

[DM] explaining how the leader of the native group was eaten by a large fruit bat

[DM] when he was sleeping

Reign Tandem (Fritz) Cringes

[DM] the old lady is not taking it kindly

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] viscious things those fruit bats

Reign Tandem (Fritz) looks at Shade

[DM] the other bearers are not from this village

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ((Could care less what that lady takes kindly))

Elandar Silverleaf (Mike) shifts to stand behind Kylia and watches for balls of fire

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) pushes spears and starts to walk out.

Reign Tandem (Fritz) Points at Sergoth..."There are Balls of Spit if you are interested"

[DM] No Name #1 #11 #1: Attack: sword hits AC: (10-(d20+5)) [10-(17+5)] -12

[DM] No Name #1 #11 #1's attack of -12 (probably) hits Sergoth Stonefist(AC=-1)

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::looks at Lesani:: Kindly tell this ::coughs:: woman that we need to speak with the Shaman of her village, NOW.

[DM] No Name #1 #11: Attack: sword hits AC: (10-(d20+5)) [10-(18+5)] -13

[DM] No Name #1 #11's attack of -13 (probably) hits Sergoth Stonefist(AC=-1)

[DM] No Name #1: Attack: sword hits AC: (10-(d20+5)) [10-(6+5)] -1

[DM] No Name #1's attack of -1 (probably) hits Sergoth Stonefist(AC=-1)

[DM] No Name #1 #11 #2: Attack: sword hits AC: (10-(d20+5)) [10-(13+5)] -8

[DM] No Name #1 #11 #2's attack of -8 (probably) hits Sergoth Stonefist(AC=-1)

[Sadoya (Lior)] nice knowing you sergoth

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ((Can we say Barbarian pin cushion ? OUCH))

[DM] No Name #1: Attack: sword hits AC: (10-(d20+5)) [10-(1+5)] 4 [CRITICAL MISS]

[Sadoya (Lior)] its in the bone, its in the bone

[DM] No Name #1 #11 #2: Attack: sword hits AC: (10-(d20+5)) [10-(4+5)] 1

[DM] No Name #1 #11 #2's attack of 1 misses Sergoth Stonefist (AC=-1)

[DM] ok,

[DM] so I have two hits at you approach the spear wall

[DM] No Name #1 #11 #1: Damage [S/M]: sword does (1d6+30) [4+30] 34 damage

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Interesting how those spears turned into swords

[DM] No Name #1 #11: Damage [S/M]: sword does (1d6+30) [5+30] 35 damage

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] OUCH

[DM] Sergoth Stonefist's hit points adjusted to 22 (-69) - Massively Wounded

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and these guys couldn't take out the elephant?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] wusses

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) is like... Um... ow.

[DM] maybe there is a bigger problem with the elephant that you first thought

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ((Well when you're spears do sword damage.. it is odd))

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] nah

[DM] I just didn't bother to switch the name of the weapon

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) needs to know where exactly he is.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ackkk that was only 2 of the hits....crap I hope Sergoth yells out in pain or we wont know what happened

[DM] that is where you are on damage

[DM] you can move now

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) walks soically until just out of sight of the warriors, then runs like a bitch back to the group.

[El Fudge (Sean)] Boy, those kids are rough!

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Oh, yeah.

Elandar Silverleaf (Mike) laughs at Fuges remark

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] It's just a flesh wound.

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] (Great, no need for healing then :) ))

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) bleeds all over the place.

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Yep, just a flesh wound.

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] So yeah, when are we leaving?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] right when this old lady get eaten by a fruit bat

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Roll #1: (d20) [2] 2

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Roll #1: (d20) [18] 18

[Sadoya (Lior)] the chances of that happening twice don't seem reasonable

[DM] now

[DM] what is the group going to do?

[Sadoya (Lior)] ignore sergoth, as usual

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Huh?

[DM] so about his damage?

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] What did I do?

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] nothing really. just following kylia and reign's lead

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::whirls around and looks at the old woman, sword unsheathed::

[El Fudge (Sean)] Looks like you a bunch of kids got the best of you, Sergoth.

[DM] I do like the idea of massively wounding

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Gives her a look.

[DM] rather than a hit point number

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Ah, we were just fooling and some warriors butted in.

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] But they were no match for me.

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::turns to Lesani:: Tell her if she whistles again, she'll look worse than the Barbarian::

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ((well this isn't fallout, when you go into people's houses, they don't like it :-P))

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::looks at someone close to Sergoth:: Bind his wounds for now. I don't have the time to heal him

Reign Tandem (Fritz) stands between Sergoth and the warriors. "Sergoth go see Lady Kylia for healing" backs up with him to protect him and Lady Kylia. Speaks to the Elder "Why have your warriors attacked us we came in peace?"

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] The warriors arent there fritz.

Sadoya (Lior) does the 'live well and prosper' sign

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ((Uh no we didn't Fritz. Imagine you're the warriors... some weirdo goes chasing after a small child... what would you do?))

[DM] they never left the hut

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ahh ok thought I would have had a chance to see them when they were hacking him as he left the door?

[DM] the old lady suddenly falls to the ground

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::takes her sword and places it very close to the woman's upper torso:: Well Lesani, what does she say?

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) sits in the dirt and hums merrily as he licks his heavily bleeding arm.

[Sadoya (Lior)] didn't we bind you?

Reign Tandem (Fritz) Shield up fast

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Arrows look out

[DM] she appears to be sleeping

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Yes, his wounds are bound... no more bleeding

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Who bound me?

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] kylia, you killed her?

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::shrugs:: I didn't do it. Nothing else to be gained here... Sergoth ensured that victory. Let us move on

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] ????? wait what the fuck happened pardon my devil

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ((Fritz, not a clue. The old woman collapsed before I got close. Probably the Shaman))

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] She just fell asleep? She whistled then just fell asleep? No dart, No spell, I dont buy it

Reign Tandem (Fritz) looks around ready for anything

Sadoya (Lior) leers at shade

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] hey, if it was up to me, she'd be eaten by a fruit bat

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] act moves back to back with fritz and kylia, weapons drawn

Reign Tandem (Fritz) would leer at Shade but wonders if she would get the wrong idea

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) sniffs around.

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Oh, guilty.

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Wait, what are we talking about?

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::looks at the Barbarian:: What? Guilty of what?

Elandar Silverleaf (Mike) shoots a look at sergoth and says "you did that?"

[El Fudge (Sean)] the old lady apparently fell asleep

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) grins sheepishy as you notice a really foul odor.

[DM] and no one speaks at all

[DM] so the old lady is on the ground sleeping

[Sadoya (Lior)] old people do that

[DM] and your gorup is together

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Oh gods dont tell me he has stink bomb power?

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] perhaps we should get going now...

[Sadoya (Lior)] just be glad she didn't start screaming 'i'm 87'

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] What happened to you Sergoth?

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] What time of day is it?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah, crazy old people like to sleep mid conversation

[Sadoya (Lior)] yeah, havn't you seen the simpsons?

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Ithink it was the jungle food.

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] watch it there young stuff

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] exactly

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Doesn't agree with me oo well.

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] kylia, i think we should leave, before the natives that did that to sergoth attack us too.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] She didn't seem the type. I examine her body

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] I've been saying that since the Barbarian ran off... not sure why no one wanted to go ::shrugs and glares at the Barbarian::

Reign Tandem (Fritz) picks her up gently and say loudly she seems to have fallen asleep will someone come and help me put her to bed?

[El Fudge (Sean)] um ... I don't think checking he body is a good idea ...

[El Fudge (Sean)] her

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] great, now they're gonna think the cow killed her

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] No... I am not going near that village.

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] reign, we better just go. she'll wake up eventually.

[DM] at your announcement two warriors come out of one of the other huts and approach the group

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I don't like this I dont like this at all

[El Fudge (Sean)] incoming!

[DM] they approach you with her in your arms

[DM] they scowl a little

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] RESUMES HOLDING CASTING AT THE WARRIORS

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Wait let me handle this.

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::motions the party behind her a bit::

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] how does one resume holding casting?

[DM] but one of them gestures for you to put her down on teh ground

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] stop casting?

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] By declaring that I was HOLDING CASTING earlier

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I gently and carefully hand her over to them and ask for their shaman and ask Lesqani to explain

[DM] lesani come forward

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] I did something else and now I'm resuming my previous declaration :)

[DM] he explains that the group is here to go after olengata,

[El Fudge (Sean)] ((I say we look for a tower ... ))

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I gently place her at their feet and straighten her hair. step back and leave her body for them

[DM] one of them picks her up and takes her back into the hut he came out of

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::wonders how to convince Witchy Pooh to turn the Barbarian into a fruit bat::

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] We are here to help your village

[DM] he looks at you and looks at lesani

[DM] frowns

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] On my honor as a warrior I state this

[DM] but nods

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] The only weapon he sees I have at the moment is the Kopesh correct Bob?

[DM] if you are really here to defeat olengata

[DM] yes

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I hand him my Kopesh

[DM] you may be strange enough to do that

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Hilt first

[DM] he looks at it,

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yes, point the way to olengata, I'm getting tired of dealing with fruit bats

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Honor among warriors

[DM] and then gently reaches out to take it

[DM] he hefts it

[DM] and then give it back to you hilt first

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] and cuts your throat

Reign Tandem (Fritz) bows

[Sadoya (Lior)] he ain't touching my sword, i'm sorry

[DM] he nods at you

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I take it

[Sadoya (Lior)] honor or no honor

[DM] and says "watch your group, they do not seem to be strong, and they must be to survive in our lands"

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) rummages in his pouch for an onyx stone, and hands it to the warrior.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I don't have a sword for him to touch

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] A peace offerring.

[DM] he takes the stone,

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Yes your lands seem to sap the strength from our bones. despite our skills and magic. Do you know why this is?

[DM] and nods at you

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) grins and bows.

[DM] you are forigen devils, the land does not like you

[DM] you must become one with the land or you will always have this problem

Reign Tandem (Fritz) smiles..."The feeling is becoming mutual" . "How do we do this?"

[DM] only you can find out,

[DM] everyone has a different way

[DM] a different path of life

[DM] the dream path can take you many place

[Sadoya (Lior)] well, it seems we've met the local jung

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] right, so, we need to smoke weed

[DM] he points to the south east,

[Sadoya (Lior)] no not weed

[Sadoya (Lior)] mescaline, you eat peyote

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] the african equivalent

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) stage whispers to Kylia "Excuse me oh wise and noble healer.Might you be able to alleviate some of this pain of mine? I seem to have injured myself just a wee bit.

[Sadoya (Lior)] havn't you read carlos castaneta

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] nope

[DM] along the edge of the jungle more than one day out, is the hunting ground for olengata

[DM] if you can defeat him and bring back his blood red tusks

[Sadoya (Lior)] or you smoke mushrooms

[DM] you will earn the trust of our village

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] The dream path? Is there anyone in your village who can lead us on this path?

[Sadoya (Lior)] we've known this

[DM] and we will do what we can to help you continue your journies

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I've dealt with dream journies, it involves drugs

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and lots of them

[Sadoya (Lior)] not necessarily

[DM] he shakes his head, we have no dream path travelars at this time

[Sadoya (Lior)] it can involve starvation and beatins

Reign Tandem (Fritz) Bows. "We shall. My name is Reign, what is yours warrior?"

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] hum..... mind flights.........

[DM] we did know of one many years ago, he went off into the great water

[Sadoya (Lior)] he drowned?

[Sadoya (Lior)] how does that help us?

[DM] and we never heard from him again

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::gives Sergoth a look and resumes listening to the warrior::

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Took a boat

[DM] my name is dawa

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Good day to you Dawa. We shall return as you have asked.

[Sadoya (Lior)] wern't we going to follow the elephant to the graveyard?

Reign Tandem (Fritz) turns and walks out the village with Lady Kylia

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I say we ride olengata into the villiage

[Sadoya (Lior)] heh

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I'm sure he'd make a great beast of burden

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] wait wait wait, i thought we were doing this for potions, but why do we need potions when we have kylia?

[Sadoya (Lior)] yeah, let them handle the rusks

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] least when I'm done with him

[Sadoya (Lior)] we're now doing to for the village to be groovy with us

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so we don't have everyone in the continent hating us mostly

[Sadoya (Lior)] accept the changes life has thrown at you

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) looks thoughtful. Suddenly, he seems to have an idea, and sits quietly, but starts to fidget with excitement.

[Sadoya (Lior)] hey bob, is there anything necessarily exciting going to happen in the next ten minutes?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yes

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] as soon as you leave.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Trust is EARNED not given. We are the Dragonslayers. Those before us earned the trust of those they met by thier deeds. To walk that path we must as well

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::points at olengata::

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] look, excitement

[Sadoya (Lior)] but i gotta pee and i want a snack

[Sadoya (Lior)] oh well.. you'll deal

[Sadoya (Lior)] i'll brb

[Lior] I am away from the keyboard.

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Okay... nothing more exciting here, let's go. To the red tusked elephant.

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] So that I can go home again ... big water means way home

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so, how about arranging us a guide to this stomping ground?

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] isn't that what we have these people for?

Reign Tandem (Fritz) Turns to Lady Kylia. "Dear lady Kylia, I hope YOU understand why trust must be earned with these people? We must slay this elephant and bring back the tusks to earn their trust. I know in my heart this is the right thing to do

[DM] Lesani, says that he understands where Dawa said to go

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] thinking: i've heard that logic before somewhere

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Frankly, they are doing nothing to earn trust. I don't see why we agreed to this for two healing potions. ::shrugs:: But you do as you wish.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Not from Almarin you didn't hehehehe...

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] grin

[DM] so you are moving out of the village, do you want to reset up a marching order?

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] no

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] I just hope there are no more dead magic areas as we approach the elephant. This will make our task considerably more difficult.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Noble mistress I do not want to earn your disfavor. Sometimes we have to help those less fortunate to get ahead

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] if it's a dead magic area, we move on

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] simple as that, not worth dealing with anything without magic

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::says nothing further and looks to Lesani to lead them on the path::

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Would you mind at least healing the fruit cake a little bit at least?

[Lior] I am back at the keyboard.

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::looks at Reign and frowns:: Yes, I do mind.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bob if you place my character at the front then I will position everyone else.

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::turns and looks at Sergoth:: Do you comprehend why they attacked you?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] As your will so shall it be mistress

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Oh yeah.

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Which is why I didn't get mad.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bob do I take over now In placing the characters? and is the front to our right instead of down?

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] What possessed you do it in the first place?

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] no, front still down

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] I wanted to play with the kids!

[DM] yes fritz, I see that the marching order goes from right to left

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] we're just using the bearers as a screen

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] no it doesn't, bob.

[Sadoya (Lior)] i can see who wears the pants in your relationship

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] front is down.

[DM] then someone has to announce what they are doing, rather than just pushing peices around

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] wich is why there are bearers inn front.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I will move the pieces

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] but we're not gonna like how you move them.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Yes you will

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::at a loss for words for Sergoth, decides just to say nothing for the moment::

[Sadoya (Lior)] can i be more frontlike?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Clean up bob so I can see. yes I am thanks bob

[Sadoya (Lior)] anyone else see Sean's character as 'El Fuc'?

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] yup

[El Fudge (Sean)] I see me as El Fudg

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Fritz, I'd like to be near the center.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I do :)

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] yeah

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I have to consider how lady Kylia would accept that so I am doing things as welll

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] I have moved myself...

[El Fudge (Sean)] Can I be more in the center as well?

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] please don't move me back

[El Fudge (Sean)] Thank hou.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so tell me why the body shields aren't doing their job in front of us?

[El Fudge (Sean)] who moved me?

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] because fritz thinks we need to save them...

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] clean

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] no we don't, their job is to die for us

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] fritz, all our fighters are on one side.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] part of the advantage of being higher level is having lower level peons to die in our place

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] I'm beginning to agree Bibo

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Look lady Kylia refused to be in the middle I didn't put her there. I am struggling against how you all want to be placed daggum it be happy with what you are geeing

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I wont accept that

[Sadoya (Lior)] how does one gee?

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] why don't we all choose our own positions?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] getting

[Sadoya (Lior)] :P

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] I didn't want to be in the middle because I can't see OVER you to cast spells if necessary.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Fine put yourselves where you want then

[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm happy where i am

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] I need to have a line of sight for a LOT of my spells. It's that simple.

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Thank you.

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] i'm good at this point

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] I'm good.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we didn't hire these peons to have a responsibility to baby sit

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] We just need someone on the elft now.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] they're here to die so we don't have to

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I am in front of you to protect you you as a shiled

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] No they are hired to carry our loot not to die.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] if I wanted to babysit peons, I'da gotten a dog

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] I don't need a shield, I need a line of sight to cast spells. I appreciate the offer. Sergoth obviously needs the protection more than I.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] If you wanted me to agree to them being peons then you should have had me play Almarin !!!! :)

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] that would be nice, but you seemed to get him trapped in a line of succesion.

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] nods..... will agree with that one

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I'm fine with you being almarin

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] bob is the one that isnt :-P

[El Fudge (Sean)] i'm fine with the marching order now.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bob they want me to play Almarin how do you feel about that?!?!?!?!?

[DM] no

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] /rofl

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Why not Bob?

[DM] not on a regular basis

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] that was a fast answer

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] He's not dead....

[DM] he is royalty

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] To Dangerous

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] He's not undead

[DM] you have enough problems with this group and marching order

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] are we done with the half hour marching order yet?

[DM] imagine the whole royal retinue

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] that's okay, you can just make another char that is him with a different name ;)

[DM] 50 something court people

[DM] and guards

[DM] no way

[El Fudge (Sean)] hey, with a whole royal retinue, we have more cannon fodder

[DM] I think that the group is ready? I show every in place?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Yea but if you think Reign is a pain with his psuedopalidin like attitude wait till Almarin and his " I Am better than everyone attitude"

[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm groovy

[Sadoya (Lior)] you know, i think most of the group has that attitude now :P

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Remember Almarin was Xenophobic till he met the Dragonslayers

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] /rofl

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] now he is Xenoneutral

[Sadoya (Lior)] so long as he's not xenophilic

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] har

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] ok moving on

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] so, he's a butch warrior chick with a chakkram?

[Sadoya (Lior)] but seriously, can you imagine xenophilic royalty? all the tourists...

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] something wrong with a xenophile?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] hehehee and magic to boot

[DM] so we have a movement forward

[DM] lesani takes you along the edge of the forest

[DM] he warns you about hyenas in this area

[DM] they are very dangerous

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yes, like fruit bats

Reign Tandem (Fritz) looks at The Sebrina how are't thou short one?

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] i'm well kind sir tahnk you

[Fritz] I am away from the keyboard.

Lior has left the game.

Lior has joined the game.

[Sadoya (Lior)] that was annoying

Lior is receiving the map...

Lior has received the map.

[Fritz] I am back at the keyboard.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Sorry had an emergent call from the ED I had to take care of as Chief of Med

[DM] and so you are ready for your encounters?

[El Fudge (Sean)] of the third kinds?

[Sadoya (Lior)] yup

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] ready

[Sadoya (Lior)] 32nd kind, actually

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] suddently feels sick

Reign Tandem (Fritz) grumbles about intolerant adventures who know nothing about placement in a dangerous situation and how they should let the lead warrior set the marching order

[DM] ok

[DM] so moving on

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] right, hyenas, dagerous, we're gonna see them

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) says "Doggies?"

[Sadoya (Lior)] laughing doggies

[Sadoya (Lior)] wait, would i know that?

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::thinks the lead warrior should give the party their choice of placement, just like we let party members wander off alone, no matter how perilous::

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] let him go and pet one

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] I had a pet wolfie one.

Sadoya (Lior) speaks tauntingly they're all laughing at you

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] He choked on a caibou bone and died.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] none of us would know what a hyena is, nor is there much we can do about them other than defend ourself if they show up

Reign Tandem (Fritz) kicks at little rocks and pebbles as he pouts in his great helm so no one can see

[El Fudge (Sean)] unless the bearers have specific tings we dhouls do to defeat such creatures

Sadoya (Lior) pats Reign's back 'its ok big guy'

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) laments the loss of his little Wolfie.

[DM] so the first encounter of the day is a bunch of vultures that pop up,

[DM] as you move forward

[Sadoya (Lior)] wouldn't they pop down?

[El Fudge (Sean)] shoo! Go away!

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ((Do they sing like the Beatles?))

[DM] a group of large birds jumps up from teh ground ahead

[DM] at least someone got the reference

[El Fudge (Sean)] ((if they don't go away, hand over Sergoth))

[DM] and as you move forward

Reign Tandem (Fritz) removes his helm and hollers

[Sadoya (Lior)] ew

[DM] you smell

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::Frowns:: What unusual birds.... ::shrugs and resumes walking::

[DM] the stench of a dead body

[Sadoya (Lior)] just one?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] oooh, a body to loot

[Sadoya (Lior)] we've got good olfactory sense

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] smells like someone died here.

[Sadoya (Lior)] sorry, i had beans for breakfast

Reign Tandem (Fritz) walks over to carcas to see what it used to be

[DM] it looks like it used to be somesort of large four footed animal,

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] ((found the elephant))

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Any specific tracks nearby to see how it died?

[Sadoya (Lior)] do the natives recognize it?

[DM] maybe a large bull or some sort

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] welp, that saves us the trouble of hunting down an elephant

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] red tucks laying anywhere close

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Tucks are used to treat hemmorhoids dude!!!

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) shouts Ooooh, Caribou!

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] ok... so i cant type/spell

[DM] used tucks might be red

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] /rofl

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] :)

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ewwww TMI

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::groans painfully and shivers::

[DM] but there are large horns here not any tusks

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) starts scavenging the boy, looking for items he can use.

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] *body

[Sadoya (Lior)] freudian slip, trev?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] REaches down and lifts Sergoth smelly body up and begins to walk away

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] LOL Lior

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Nope let the birds have this one ....you can have the next boy Sergoth

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] ((heehee))

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Why are you lifting me up?

[Sadoya (Lior)] stay with the group beast boy

[Sadoya (Lior)] so you won't get hurt again

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) rips the horns off the skull and keeps walking.

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] and again, and again...

[DM] the head is still attached to the body

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] You smell bad enough as it is. We dont have time to wait on you...yes you can keep the horny portion of the BOY if that makes you feel better Sergoth

[DM] you will need to take the time to cut it off

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::makes an unhappy face about sergoth's horn task and keeps walking::

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] /Poo.

Elandar Silverleaf (Mike) follows kylia

[Sadoya (Lior)] sergoth, leave your horny boys alone

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] I stay withn the group.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] We dont have time Sergoth

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] are we there yet?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Thank you

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Not yet my little smurf... not much farther now

Reign Tandem (Fritz) puts DVD in back seat player for Shade to watch

[DM] moving along

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] wait... I'm a smurf?

[DM] the group hears

[DM] a distant roar from behind

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] that means I live in a villiage as the only girl with 100 other boys

Elandar Silverleaf (Mike) bounces and starts singing along with the vultures on the tv

[DM] and looking back sees the vultures lifting into the sky

[Sadoya (Lior)] bibo, smurfs dont' have sex, havn't you seen donnie darko?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] one who appears to be the dirty old man supervising them all

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ahh the someone has come to eat the left overs

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::pauses to turn around and see if there is anything to see::

[DM] nothing to see here, move along, move along

[Sadoya (Lior)] oh no, its the bob cops

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] agree. go policeman bob

[El Fudge (Sean)] um ... why are you trying to move us along? Is there *something* here?

[DM] and then as you are walking along

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] this is not the corpse you are looking for

[El Fudge (Sean)] we're attacked by a gazebo?

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] drum roll

[DM] the midday break comes up

[Sadoya (Lior)] how exciting

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] alright, who's turn is it to break something?

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] do we see any traveling hot dog vendors?

[DM] are you going to stay in the open or in the trees this time?

[Sadoya (Lior)] good thing i hurried back

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] AHHHH Not the Gazebo ::faints::

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] OPEN

[Sadoya (Lior)] gazebos kill old women

[DM] and then ?

[Sadoya (Lior)] we have no problem

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we make our mid day break

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] :-P

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] And then what?

[DM] gazebos are +1 virgin slayers

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well, I'm safe

[DM] and you sleep

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ok these jokes are below me

[DM] who is on watch

[Sadoya (Lior)] who sleeps in mid day? damn we;'re either lazy or european

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::blinks and looks at BOB and sees his gazebo experience level ::

[DM] only one watch, about a two hour break

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] I sleep all night.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well, we're european

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] oh...we sleep? ok.

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] i'll watch with sean or barb

[DM] if you want to you can

[DM] you have been taking the heat of the day off from marching

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] i'll watch

[Sadoya (Lior)] i'll watch

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] sure what the hell, I'll sleep

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] everyone seems to be wanting to watch

[Sadoya (Lior)] i'll sleep

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I stay up. I guess I have the most to loose at this point..

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] no, lior, if any of sean, barb, or myself are on watch, we form an elf party that can't be surprised

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ok mee and sebrina

[DM] wanting to make sure you are in the rythym of this place

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] so i suggest myself and one of the thiefs watch.

[Sadoya (Lior)] the rhythm is gonna get cha

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] rhythm is gonna getcha

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) politely requests healing from Lady Kylia again.

[Sadoya (Lior)] ahh!

[DM] and so

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::sleeping::

[DM] after the break

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Bdfore he goes to bed.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ew

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we're dying

[Sadoya (Lior)] we all take pain

Reign Tandem (Fritz) whispers to Sergoth...I suggest you wait a bit

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) keels over.

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] can lorie cure disease here?

[DM] ok, and the break is over

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I have a feeling we'll be getting it again if she does

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Not sure it is a disease

[DM] you see vultures circling over you

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) seems kinda depressed.

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::awakes and feels weaker, curses this land and who ever wanted to come here::

[Sadoya (Lior)] is there a vaccinate disease spell?

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) crawls a little ways... then sops moving.

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] *stops

[Sadoya (Lior)] will you stop being so melodramatic?

[Sadoya (Lior)] i figure by this time you'd be used to being walking wounded

Reign Tandem (Fritz) rolls on floor laughing

[DM] lol

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] heeheeheehee

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] LOL Lior

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Geez, no one can type we're laughing to hard.

[Sadoya (Lior)] you got us into this mess

[DM] so you are moving along

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] are we there yet?

[Sadoya (Lior)] no

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] are we there yet?

[Sadoya (Lior)] no

[El Fudge (Sean)] wasting away; Bob won't kill us with an elephant, but with a disease

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] are we there yet?

[El Fudge (Sean)] nice.

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) notices a bug and scrambles after it, forgetting the melodrama.

[DM] the afternoon grows late, the shadows grow long, the vultures circle overhead

[Sadoya (Lior)] we're almot there elandar

[Sadoya (Lior)] *almost

[Sadoya (Lior)] everything is growing... its like being on acid

[DM] and evening falls

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] ow.

[DM] lesani offers to stop for the evening here

[DM] you have not come across a dead magic zone yet

[DM] but you feel a weird tingling here

[Sadoya (Lior)] its seems that every time we take a break, we get hurt

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Agree. Any idea how close we are

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ooooh.... I like the tingling

[DM] not quite sure what it is

[Sadoya (Lior)] maybe its an enhanced magic area?

El Fudge (Sean) looks over myself for crawling insects

[DM] but it is almost a buzzing in Kylia and Shades ears

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Might be an expanded magic area

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) falls over dramaically when they reach camp, and just lies in the dirt.

[Sadoya (Lior)] what about my ears?

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] do we see scales on shade?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] pretty sure we all figured that

[DM] (sorry not high enough level)

[Sadoya (Lior)] dammit

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] and a mask on lior?

[Sadoya (Lior)] you always see a mask on me

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::looks at Sergoth lying there and considers healing him... shrugs at the tingling instead::

[Sadoya (Lior)] its whethere or not you see yourself in it or not

[DM] nothing changed

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] How about some light healing for the group Milady?

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) falls asleep, curled around his satchel.

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] BOB, do I feel like I can communicate with my deity BOB?

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::holds up a finger to Reign to wait a moment::

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Your diety is Bob?

[Sadoya (Lior)] your deity's name is BOB? what a terrible name

[DM] yes

[DM] you feel a close connection

[Sadoya (Lior)] you can almost poke him

[Sadoya (Lior)] but dont

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Diety Myrna may get upset

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::raises brow and walks over to El Fudge:: Let me see if I can determine this poison....

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Nyrma

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::Healing and Herbalism check on El Fudge::

[El Fudge (Sean)] oooh, that tickles 8-P

[DM] he has a wasting sickness

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] what a waste

[Sadoya (Lior)] really?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] who wasted a sickness on him?

[El Fudge (Sean)] i won't waste anything! I eat everything on my plate!

[Sadoya (Lior)] don't mind him, he's wasted

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] in my tribe, we use every part of the sickness.

[DM] the main effect is to loose 2-24 hp per day

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia)) (to GM only)] Kylia Wolfslayer: WIS check: (d20) [14] 14 must be less than 17 (I--> 18; W--> 16) to succeed.

[Sadoya (Lior)] can you tighten them back up again?

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia)) (to GM only)] Kylia Wolfslayer: WIS check: (d20) [5] 5 must be less than 17 (I--> 18; W--> 16) to succeed.

[Sadoya (Lior)] if they're just loose, that is

[DM] yes to both lor

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Okay... then tell me what we have...

[Sadoya (Lior)] so long as we dont LOSE hitpoint

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Says her Diety - "BOB"!!!

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] All Hail "BOB"

[DM] you do not know the name of it, but you reconize it as something that you can cure, but not eliminate with the typicaly spells

[Sadoya (Lior)] as a fan of the dolphins, bob, i'd imagine you'd know how to spell lose

[DM] just for that one.....

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] hahahaha!

[Sadoya (Lior)] oh no

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] OUCH that hurts

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] He's an Anstett Lior, spelling isn't in their nature LOL ;o)

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] that was viscious

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I know who's gonna be rolling a 24 on his next poison roll

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::frowns:: Do have a spell that could cure it?

[DM] but Lorie you can cure them of the disease with a cure D. spell, or just keep curing them of the damage drain

[Sadoya (Lior)] hey, just cuz the patriots are the best team in the league right now...

[DM] but neither will stop this from happening tomorrow,

[DM] again

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] I'm a cheesehead.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] basically, keep healing hp

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] /dons his cheesehead hat.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] So says the god "BOB"

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we'll keep losin it til we leave this place

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Okay... thanks.

[Sadoya (Lior)] yeah, you lost on a 4th and 26th play

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] this place sucks.

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::turns to sergoth and Casts Heal:: Restores all HP

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) looks amazed and grovels at the hem of her robe.

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Or at the hem of her plate mail as the case may be.

[Sadoya (Lior)] you know bibo, you're 12 hitpoints down

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::gives Bibo an Orison for 9::

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah? I'm just waiting for one of the peons to catch the wasting disease

[Sadoya (Lior)] heh

[Sadoya (Lior)] you think its contagious?

[Sadoya (Lior)] by touch?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] maybe

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::looks:: Bibio gets 3 and El Fudge gets 7

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] err 6

[Sadoya (Lior)] maybe if you touch one of them, some of their resistance will move to your body

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Nope just us

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Elander gets an Orison as well for 9

[Sadoya (Lior)] i dont think fritz gets it

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] hrm... that does sound good

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] i'd rather make sure elyssa get healed. give her three

[Sadoya (Lior)] course, you're all filled up nopw

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] I'm getting there... let me do my spells please

[Sadoya (Lior)] so wait till tomorrow

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Sergoth Stonefist: INT check: (d20) [15] 15 must be less than 8 to succeed.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Tomorrow is the elephant

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah, I'll wait until I'm desparate

[Sadoya (Lior)] don't worry about me, take care of yourself first

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] okay. just wanted to make sure since she wasn't visible

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I am last

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Roll: ((3d8+1)) [((3+8+2)+1)] 14

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] 14 for Sadoya

[Sadoya (Lior)] muchas gracias senora

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Roll: ((3d10+(1*3))) [((1+4+9)+(1*3))] 17

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] 17 for Reign

[Sadoya (Lior)] what about sebrina?

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] I'm getting there!

[DM] lol

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] I'm trying to go down the list...

[Sadoya (Lior)] sorry, i thought reign was last

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] NPC's last

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] and I'm last

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Barbara is next

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] i'm just sitting and patiently waiting

[DM] standing around hopping from foot to foot, "please lady kylia, please"

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Roll: ((2d8+1)) [((7+6)+1)] 14

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] That's the Sebrina I know and Love!!!

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] 14 for Sebrina

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] thank you kind one

Reign Tandem (Fritz) bows to his mistress

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Roll: ((2d8+1)) [((4+7)+1)] 12

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] 12 for me

Reign Tandem (Fritz) reaches into his pouch and pulls out a gin and tonic and sits back and begins to enjoy

[DM] so it is the evening, watches?

[Sadoya (Lior)] i'll take middle

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Umm Bob I gave Elander 9... it's not reflected. Please update

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] scroll up for proof

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::glances at reign:: mind sharing minus the tonic?

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] no, it was.

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) volunteers for whatever wtch lady kylia thinks is best.

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] i just had 15 damage from two poisonings.

Reign Tandem (Fritz) passes some gin to Shade

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] i'll volunteer for third one this time

[Sadoya (Lior)] can i hit that next?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::raises her glass in toast::

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] i'll go with sebrina

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Cheers Shade

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] to fruitbats!

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::glares at BOB to update ::

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] aaaah!!!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we're dying!

Sadoya (Lior) laughs

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) looks at the botle.er? My ksin is kinda low.

[Sadoya (Lior)] no, just dissapearing

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] same thing

[Sadoya (Lior)] its the gin

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::sips her gin::

Lior is receiving the map...

Mike is receiving the map...

BiBo!!! is receiving the map...

[El Fudge (Sean)] did we all waste away?

Lior has received the map.

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) looks at the bottle. Can I have some of that water? My skin is kuinda low.

BiBo!!! has received the map.

MikeSean is receiving the map...

 has received the map.

THE Sebrina (Barb) is receiving the map...

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) points at the bottle of gin.

Sean has received the map.

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::looks at Bob:: He doesn't have the right HP still::

THE Sebrina (Barb) has received the map.

Trevor is receiving the map...

(Kylia) is receiving the map...

Trevor has received the map.

[Sadoya (Lior)] a bit pixelated at this resolution(Kylia)[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Just a hint of mi

nt yumm

 has received the map.

[Sadoya (Lior)] its like doom

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] has not yet been sent a map

[Sadoya (Lior)] double click your name

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Yeah, really pixelish but sees that Mike doesn't have the right HP still

Fritz is receiving the map...

Fritz has received the map.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Woot finally no more damn dragon logo

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Thank you Bob

[DM] everyone's hit points are up to max except elyssa

[Sadoya (Lior)] and mine and reign's

[Sadoya (Lior)] but we're 2 down

[Sadoya (Lior)] so eh

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Great... orison ... 4 for NPC, 2 for Sadoya and 2 Reign... 1 for El Fudge. All healed.

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Good night ::sleeps::

[DM] this is jus the first map

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] fudge needs one, lior needs two, elyssa needs three

[DM] that we are trying to use

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] reign need two

Reign Tandem (Fritz) bows to his mistress

[Sadoya (Lior)] muchas gracias

[DM] robert actually made this in photoshop for us

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Mike, scroll up ... everyone is getting full HP now.

[DM] the clums of green are trees

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] And here I thought they were poop

[DM] the area inbetween are grasslands

[Sadoya (Lior)] each clum one tree?

[DM] each clump is a group of trees

[DM] jungle if you will

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] so lets sleep in the trees?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] but that's where fruitbats live

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] that one clump we're at looks large enough for us.

[Sadoya (Lior)] nah, lets do it in the road

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] No then the canabals get us

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Stay in the open

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::continues to say extra prayers to her deity before going to sleep::

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] fruitbats are way more viscious than canabals

[Sadoya (Lior)] you shouild know

Reign Tandem (Fritz) Scowls at the Witch

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::sips her gin::

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Sips his Gin and tonic...in real life

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] got my vodka on the rocks here

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Party in the HOUSE!!!

[Sadoya (Lior)] got my bourbon and water, minus the bourbon

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::feels left out with just water::

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] no reign, you can't be in our party.

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] you're not an elf or a halfling. go away

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] To bad Lori is knoced up! She could join us...woops

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Can I have some of that water? ::Points ot the vodka bottle::

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Hey!

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] haahaahaahaa!!!!

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::kicks Fritz in the shins::

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ouch

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] hands bottle to sergoth

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] alright, so watches?

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) chugs half the bottle, then hands it back.

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] sebrina and i are third

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) makes a face. [El Fudge (Sean)] I have this pocket watch

[DM] watches and where are you camping?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I have a swatch

[Sadoya (Lior)] timex

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::points:: right there

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Me and shade first watch

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] thinking.... i'm not watching with sergoth.... he'll be snoring

[Sadoya (Lior)] middle

[Sadoya (Lior)] with the monkeys

[DM] I am away from the keyboard.

[Sadoya (Lior)] great, now what do we do?

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] I'll take first watch.

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] mike, third watch?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and middle watch?

[Sadoya (Lior)] while bob is gone, olengata comes up and commits suicide, allowing us to take his tusks

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] yes

[Sadoya (Lior)] yay us

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Weeee

[Sadoya (Lior)] i got middle watch

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] yes to barb, that is

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] naw, I want him alive

[Fritz] I am away from the keyboard.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so I can run the old bitch over with him

[Sadoya (Lior)] just give her the 'wasting sickness'

[Sadoya (Lior)] it'll make you feel better

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] I need more water... brb. No dying while I'm gone ;o)

[(Kylia)] I am away from the keyboard.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] oh no, she needs to be killed by some wild animal. and I think fruitbats would hate her wrinkly hide so I'll bring in oblangata

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] the wasting disease is too peaceful for her

[(Kylia)] I am back at the keyboard.

[Sadoya (Lior)] you know, in matters of quickness and the actual sensations involved in death, getting run over by an elephant's pretty peaceful

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Okies... back

[Sadoya (Lior)] its just one quick stomp and you're gone

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yes, but I get to see her splattered all over

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it at least LOOKS more painful

[Sadoya (Lior)] wait, did i just say getting run over by an elephant is a peaceful way to die, and you agreed with me?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] relatively

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] yeah, you're reasoning is sound.

[Fritz] I am back at the keyboard.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] compared to fruit bats

[DM] I am back at the keyboard.

[Sadoya (Lior)] lets see if i'm on a roll here... you kow, piercing your testicles doesn't hurt

[DM] omg

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] fruitbats are viscious

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] are we there yet?

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] TMI TMI TMI

[Sadoya (Lior)] bibo knows what i'm talking about

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] right, you go test that theory

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] It doesn't.

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Hurt that is.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I'll be over here looking the other way

[Sadoya (Lior)] apparently, we can let trevor do that

[Sadoya (Lior)] you do remember what i'm talking about, right bibo?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bob why is there a number "1" by my character?

[Sadoya (Lior)] cuz 'you're number 1!'

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] nope, but it's a conversation I've had with many people surprisingly enough

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] okay, first watch goes by

[DM] and so

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Because you're number one in our hearts Fritzy boy.

[Sadoya (Lior)] maybe this will remind you 'wait, define testicle'

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] lol

Reign Tandem (Fritz) smiles

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I remember now

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] that's on my quote page

[DM] I want to have a clear who is on watch and where you are sleeping near this area of the map please

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we had some really weird quotes from our dnd game

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I and the witch and I guess Elyssa are on first watch

[Sadoya (Lior)] yah

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Well I can't really tell anything on the map, it's too digitized to be sure where I am...

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] I gues I'm on second watc h then.

[Sadoya (Lior)] great, i get to watch with beast boy

[Sadoya (Lior)] if you go running off, or doing anything stupid, i'll poke you with my sword

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Sergoth Sadoya and Sebrina are second

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] no

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] sebrina and elandar are third, fritz.

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] we already discussed this a while back.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] oh yea sorry

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] elfudge packer and Kylia and trevor are secone

[Sadoya (Lior)] no

[Sadoya (Lior)] cuz i'm second

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] I can't take 2nd watch

[Sadoya (Lior)] and kylia has to sleep a full night

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Oh crap ok sorry I guess I had to many tonics

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Roll #1: (d100) [6] 6

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] If needed I could take 1st then get 8 hours... or sleep 8 hours and take 3rd, but not 2nd.

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] you know, if sebrina, fudge, and i are the only ones who watch, we'll never get ambushed at night.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] ok who ever is first watch say Aye

[Sadoya (Lior)] ok, fritz is getting moved to the back of the party

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] we each take one watch.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Aye

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] the rest of you all just sleep.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] aye

[Elyssa (Fritz)] aye

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ::likes Mike's idea and goes to sleep::

[Sadoya (Lior)] yeah, but then if anything happens that doesn't surprise you but kills you, we'll all be dead

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] um, no, fritz.

[Elyssa (Fritz)] All those on second watch say Aye

[Sadoya (Lior)] aye

[Elyssa (Fritz)] hehehe

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Aye

[Reign Tandem (Mike)] i'm a big dumb cow.

[Reign Tandem (Mike)] i think i'll go wander out to passage now. bye

[Sadoya (Lior)] really mike?

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Pasture... MIke if you're going to be a cow... it's pasture. Passage is something else.

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] yes, well, he's a big dumb cow.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Who else is second watch?

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Me

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] uuuh, I am beeeg duuuum cow

[Sadoya (Lior)] to quote more bad pop songs 'just the two of us'

[DM] first watch the rest are asleep

[DM] make a surprise roll please, a 1d10 sent only to me

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] I am a HOMO want to see me play with myself

[Shade (BiBo!!!) (to GM only)] Shade: Initiative: (d10-2) [1-2] -1

[Sadoya (Lior)] god you're weird

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] okay, this means war

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] As if we can't tell by the text colors.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] You started it

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Okay children, put the sticks back in your pants and quit measuring.

[DM] in any case

[Elandar Silverleaf (Fritz)] no, you did by talking for elyssa, you know.

[DM] is the map set up the way you want to be to watch and sleep?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I was just joking

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] i know.

[Shade (BiBo!!!) (to GM only)] Roll #1: (d10) [2] 2

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] yes

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Yep

[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm groovy

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] soo... is our watch over yet?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Roll a d10 shade

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I did

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] sent it to bob

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] oh kk

[DM] I have a roll from Marco only so far for the first watch

[DM] everyone ready?

[El Fudge (Sean)] not really, but that's never stopped you before ...

[Reign Tandem (Fritz) (to GM only)] Reign Tandem: Alertness: (d20) [6] 6 must be less than (11+6) [11+6] 17 to succeed.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::nukes the incoming threat::

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ready and sleeping

[DM] got that fritz, so noted

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] hadoken!

[Sadoya (Lior)] jai guru deva om

[DM] Elephant: (1d20) [2] 2 does (2d6+1) [(6+4)+1] 11 points of damage from the Trunk

[Reign Tandem (Fritz) (to GM only)] Reign Tandem: Alertness: (d20) [3] 3 must be less than (11+6) [11+6] 17 to succeed.

[DM] testing, testing

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] huh?

[Sadoya (Lior)] oh god, you're getting backed over

[DM] keeping you on your toes

[Sadoya (Lior)] someone's not using the rear view

[Reign Tandem (Fritz) (to GM only)] Reign Tandem: Alertness: (d20) [1] 1 must be less than (11+6) [11+6] 17 to succeed.

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Wouldn't the beeping wake us up?

[Sadoya (Lior)] that would be a truck, they dont have trunks

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Alertness: (d20) [1] 1 must be less than (11+6) [11+6] 17 to succeed.

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] trucks dont' have trunks. they have beds.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Just checking my roll

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] ignore it

Fritz has left the game.

[Shade (BiBo!!!) (to GM only)] Shade: Trouble Sense: (d20) [12] 12 must be less than (13+0) [13+0] 13 to succeed.

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] So, can we move on? What's going on?

Fritz has joined the game.

[Shade (BiBo!!!) (to GM only)] Shade: Observation: (d20) [15] 15 must be less than (19+0) [19+0] 19 to succeed.

Fritz is receiving the map...

Fritz has received the map.

[DM] Elephant: Initiative: (d10+0) [10+0] 10

[DM] fritz and bibo roll int

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: Initiative: (d10-2) [1-2] -1

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I was disconnected

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] woot!

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Initiative: (d10+2-4) [3+2-4] 1

[Sadoya (Lior)] you didn't miss anything

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Shade I feel a large prescence near by

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] on the other side of the trees

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it's you

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] shut up I am serious...everyone wake up I sense something.

[Sadoya (Lior)] how about giving us the ole' wakey wakey

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] track check bob

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] oh fine, I'll check it out

[DM] Elephant: Initiative: (d10+0) [9+0] 9

[Sadoya (Lior)] con check bob?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::floats on over::

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Roll #1: (d100) [35] 35

[DM] Elephant: Initiative: (d10+0) [1+0] 1

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bob what was my tracking?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: Initiative: (d10-2) [9-2] 7

[DM] we are actually in combat right now,

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] booo, I liked my last init better

[DM] INIT: 1

[DM] GOING: Elephant

[DM] INIT: 7

[DM] GOING: Shade

[DM] INIT: 1

[DM] GOING: Elephant

[DM] INIT: 1

[DM] GOING: Elephant

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so... who's going?

[DM] ok, fritz roll init again, sorry

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Initiative: (d10+2-4) [1+2-4] -1

[DM] ROUND: 1

[DM] INIT: 1

[DM] GOING: Elephant

[DM] I am done for the round

[DM] INIT: 7

[DM] GOING: Shade

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Wait what about me?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::floats over to where reign pointed::

[DM] working this through right now fritz,

[DM] rejecting all moves for a sec

[DM] now

[DM] we are talking it out here about how far you can move in a round

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] bob doesn't get that a movement of 18 can move 30 feet

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] but I can

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and so I am

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so.... what's on the other side?

[DM] fritz, are you looking at how far you are moving?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I have a movement of 20 what does that mean?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] multiply by 5 feet

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] that's how far you can move

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] in a round

[Sadoya (Lior)] 100 feet?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yep

[Sadoya (Lior)] so fifty and still attack?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] no

[Sadoya (Lior)] that's a lot

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Yes

[Sadoya (Lior)] ahh

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] wait, yes

[DM] half your movement and still attack

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] half move and attack

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Done

[Sadoya (Lior)] you landed on him

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] woot

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] HOw big and nasty does this elephant look Bob?

[Sadoya (Lior)] someone wake people up

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I did

[Sadoya (Lior)] bob?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Look up I told everyone to wake up

[El Fudge (Sean)] bob's trying to figure something out

[DM] you will get your attempt to wake up next round

[Sadoya (Lior)] i remember you saying you did, but bob didn't ask for con checks

[DM] we are still on the first part of moving for the first round

[El Fudge (Sean)] screaming and yelling and cursing ...

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I was trying to wake people up as I moved bob.

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] ((Fighting to stay away for real right now... I hope I make it until 11))

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] That is one UGLY Elephant

[DM] yes I kknow you are fritz

[DM] but that is something you are shouting now

[DM] the people who are asleep will get to make a con check on thier round

[DM] which will be round two

[DM] we are still on the first couple of phases of round one

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I can still attack correct bob? The elephant is less than 10 feet awayy

[BiBo!!!] Shade targets Elephant. Distance: 8'05"

[Fritz] Reign Tandem targets Elephant. Distance: 7'10"

[DM] Elephant: (1d20) [7] 7 does (2d8+1) [(3+8)+1] 12 points of damage from a Stomp

[DM] Elephant's attack of 12 misses Shade (AC=-10)

[DM] Elephant: (1d20) [8] 8 does (2d6+1) [(6+5)+1] 12 points of damage from the Trunk

[DM] working out what my dice are doing here

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] How many elephants do we see?

[DM] Roll #1: (d20) [14] 14

[DM] ok, so that roll counted

[El Fudge (Sean)] wow .. that's a heard of elephants ...

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] just one, bob is getting extremely confused

[DM] that is the trunk swinging and missing

[DM] now your two chances

[DM] and no there are no red tusks on this one

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Natural Fighting: (d20) [19] 19 must be less than (19+6) [19+6] 25 to succeed.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Attack: +3 Giant 2 handed Sword hits AC: (14-(d20+10)) [14-(16+10)] -12

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem's attack of -12 (probably) hits Elephant

[BiBo!!!] Shade no longer targets Elephant.

[BiBo!!!] Shade targets Elephant. Distance: 4'01"

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Attack: +2 Mithril Horns on Helm hits AC: (14-(d20+5)) [14-(2+5)] 7

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem's attack of 7 misses Elephant

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: Attack: Vampiric touch (spectral hands) hits AC: (13-(d20+3)) [13-(14+3)] -4

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade's attack of -4 (probably) hits Elephant

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: Damage [L]: Vampiric touch (spectral hands) does (6d6+0) [(1+6+2+6+6+4)+0] 25 damage

[DM] fritz do your damage from your hit

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Damage [L]: +3 Giant 2 handed Sword does ((3d6*2)+13) [((6+5+3)*2)+13] 41 damage

[Sadoya (Lior)] shouldn't we be able to see how wounded the elephant is?

[DM (to GM only)] Elephant's hit points adjusted to 12 (-66) - Massively Wounded

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Attack: +3 Giant 2 handed Sword hits AC: (14-(d20+10)) [14-(8+10)] -4

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem's attack of -4 (probably) hits Elephant

[Sadoya (Lior)] on a scale of minorly to massively?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] bob likes hiding it

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Damage [L]: +3 Giant 2 handed Sword does ((3d6*2)+13) [((5+2+2)*2)+13] 31 damage

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I am done bob

[DM] ROUND: 2

[DM] INIT: 1

[DM] GOING: Elephant

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] lol

[Sadoya (Lior)] wuss

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] brave brave elephant

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] folow it to the graveyard!

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Do we get attacks of opportunity?

[DM] yes

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] let it go.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I don't think I'm close enough to get one

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] we need to track it.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Attack: +3 Giant 2 handed Sword hits AC: (14-(d20+10)) [14-(1+10)] 3 [CRITICAL MISS]

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] nice

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Sorry gang, but I need to head out... I can't keep my eyes open

[DM] he fades into teh jungle

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] Night all.

[DM] if you want to follow him

[Kylia Wolfslayer ((Kylia))] See you next week

[DM] night Lorie

[Sadoya (Lior)] nighty lorie

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::follows::

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Night Lorie

[Sadoya (Lior)] keep warm

(Kylia) has left the game.

[El Fudge (Sean)] night

[DM] ok, so are we out of combat?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Yes i guess

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I believe I said ::follows::

[DM] are the two of you following? or staying in camp

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Going to try and follow I believe

[DM] ok then

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elyssa : CON check: (d20) [17] 17 must be less than 11 to succeed.

[El Fudge (Sean)] El Fudge: CON check: (d20) [12] 12 must be less than 11 to succeed.

[DM] I will give that people get a con check

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Sergoth Stonefist: CON check: (d20) [12] 12 must be less than 17/19 to succeed.

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf: CON check: (d20) [17] 17 must be less than 16 to succeed.

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya: CON check: (d20) [10] 10 must be less than 17 to succeed.

[DM] so far the entire group except sergoth,

[DM] ok

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] well, i'm still snoozing

[THE Sebrina (Barb) (to GM only)] Sebrina: CON check: (d20) [9] 9 must be less than 11 to succeed.

[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm awakey

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Whatcha guys doing?

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Oooh! Tracks!

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] i'm trying to remember how to do the roll

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] chasing an elephant

[DM] so lior and barb you wake up and your watch has left, they are not in sight

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Sergoth Stonefist: Tracking: (d20) [8] 8 must be less than (12+0) [12+0] 12 to succeed.

[Sadoya (Lior)] how much you weigh sebrina? and i dont mean that in any undignified way?

[Sadoya (Lior)] i'll assume its less than 255

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] about 40 lb

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) (to GM only)] Sergoth Stonefist: Tracking: (d20) [20] 20 must be less than (12+0) [12+0] 12 to succeed.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bob they should have heard me yelling to them to wake up

[Sadoya (Lior)] i grab her and fly over to where everyone else is

[DM] they got a con check because of that

[DM] lior everyone is there asleep

[El Fudge (Sean)] zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[DM] except for the two people that were one watch

[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] zzzzzzzzzz

[DM] you woudl not notice sergoth missing from his tree yet

[Sadoya (Lior)] no one but me and sebrina woke up?

[DM] exactly

[Elyssa (Mike)] zzzzzzzzzz

[Sadoya (Lior)] i wake everyone up

[El Fudge (Sean)] but you should see some elephant tracks nearby ...

[DM] INIT: 7

[DM] GOING: Shade

[El Fudge (Sean)] oh wait ... I'm still asleep ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[DM] ROUND: 3

[DM] INIT: 1

[DM] GOING: Elephant

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] fritz, roll init again

[DM] so what are the three of you doing?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] following the elephant holes in the ground

[DM] you are in the trees where he disapeared

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] I'm attempting to trac k mr elephant.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Following the tracks for a bit

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Roll #1: (d100) [5] 5

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Tracking by scent bob

[DM] no tracks to follow fritz, if you want to make a check for that, send me a roll to me only

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Crap sorry bob that was it

[DM] just roll again and send to me only

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Will i be able to know what I rolled ? :)

[DM] this way you guys all get to roll the dice that I used to roll for you,

[Reign Tandem (Fritz) (to GM only)] Roll #1: (d100) [92] 92

[DM] so you feel some more control over them

[Sadoya (Lior)] no we dont

[DM] smile

[Sadoya (Lior)] we're just clicking a button, that's no control

[DM] is it better to have me roll all the dice for those things then?

[Elyssa (Mike)] sorry bob, i feel completely out of controll this way

[El Fudge (Sean)] actually, we do. We just need to figure out which Java class handles the random number generators, and change it out with one to more of our liking.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] if it's comp generated, it doesn't really matter

[Elyssa (Mike)] go sean

[DM] and I am taking a java class this semester

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Can I try my roll again bob?

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Need any help Sean?

[El Fudge (Sean)] it's not particularly hard to ... there are java disassemblers

[Sadoya (Lior)] you think your java class may be handlig the random number generation?

[El Fudge (Sean)] and the .jar files are nothing more than .zip files

[DM] not sure, first program is due end of next week

[Reign Tandem (Fritz) (to GM only)] Roll #1: (d100) [49] 49

[DM] that is only sums, simple normal stuff

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ok if no tracks then head back

[DM] following along the direction and location you think to go

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] ok then we keep going

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Making sure to make an easy trail for others to be able to follow behind us

[DM] so you have passed out of that section of trees

[DM] the rest of the group is a couple of rounds behind now

[Reign Tandem (Fritz) (to GM only)] Roll #1: (d100) [5] 5

[DM] look on the map

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Tracking roll again

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) (to GM only)] Sergoth Stonefist: Tracking: (d20) [11] 11 must be less than (12+0) [12+0] 12 to succeed.

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Sent my tracking check in.

[DM] so the next set of trees is here,

[DM] there are lots of tracks here

[DM] at least three elephants that you can tell

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Okay so the trackers move on ahead while witchypoo leads the group to us?

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] ?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Any size differences in the tracks that Sergoth can tell? Can I tell anything that is different about the smell?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] fine, don't die ::flies off::

[DM] there seems to be a mixed group of males and females

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] perfect, we found mating season

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Probalby not what we are looking for I say to Sergoth

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Why not?

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] How do you know Obi isn't leader of the pack?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I pull out a continual light stone and wave it in the air so hopefully someone in our group will see it

[DM] a lot of trees in the way

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I believe you would have noticed huge tracks from OBI

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::is still flying back to the others::

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] No one said it was larger.

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Just red tusked.

[Elyssa (Mike)] its not realy an elephant at all.

[DM] so are you going back to camp?

[Elyssa (Mike)] its clthulu.

[DM] or moving along

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] It would have to be to be able to damage those warriors after what they did to you

[DM] following

[Sadoya (Lior)] something tells me that if it was the same size, it wouldn't be such a problem

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I am, dunno about fighters

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Those fighters were MY size.

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Size doesn't necessarily = fighting ability.

Reign Tandem (Fritz) shrugs his shoulders...

[Sadoya (Lior)] it does with elephants

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ok ready to move in?

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Sadoya isnt here :-P

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] they're MAGICAL red tusks ::nods sagely:: +10 to goring

[Sadoya (Lior)] i know

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] You want to go IN to the herding place thingy?

[DM] is the group actually moving out in the middle of the night?

[Sadoya (Lior)] they probably are magical

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] You told them where to find us Shade?

[DM] going into the trees after the group of elephants

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Now I don't know if THAT's such a hot idea.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] working on it

[Sadoya (Lior)] and we'll probably need to lure him into a non magic area to kill him

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] hey now

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] that's crazy talk

[Elyssa (Mike)] nah. we'll just need snickersnack

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] For once I agree with Shade

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we need on of those crazy buckets for you

[DM] so onward into the tree reign and sergoth?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Aye

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) deers to Reign at this point.

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] *defers.

[El Fudge (Sean)] hmmm ... how about that? Thre's a java disassembler on my system already

[Sadoya (Lior)] ahh disassemble johnny five

[Elyssa (Mike)] sweet! code us new dice rollers

[DM] now now

[DM] so the two are moving into the trees

[El Fudge (Sean)] see what happens when you rely on computers for random numbers? Muahahahahahah!

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Yes bob

[DM] and you see what you see on the map

[DM] back to the rest of the group

[DM] what are you doing?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ahh looks like 2 funts

[El Fudge (Sean)] zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] A male and a female

[Elyssa (Mike)] zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm afraid to wake up the spellcasters

[Sadoya (Lior)] especially kylia

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::gets back to camp:: hey guys! elephants!

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Any red tusks?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Not what we are looking for

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] elephants.... where???

[DM] no red tusks

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::points:: it's a regular elephant orgy fest

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Whatcha say we wander back to camp bull boy?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Lead the way Musk man

[DM] ok,

Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor) prnces back to camp.

[DM] so the group is back together

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] *prances

[Sadoya (Lior)] the end

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Saw 2 elephants. A Male and a female. Not the one we are after

[DM] ok everyone?

[Sadoya (Lior)] you bothered to check?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Yes

[DM] when we pick up next week, we will run watch # 2

[Sadoya (Lior)] very well then

[Sadoya (Lior)] stay tuned

[DM] everyone happy with that?

[Elyssa (Mike)] wait, aren't we gonna kill the elephants?

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Yes sir.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Any experiece for tonight?

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] Very good sir.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] same fruit bat time same fruit bat station

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] nods.....curls up to sleep for the week

[Elyssa (Mike)] we can take their ivory, and go home happy.

[DM] will be there when you log in next time

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] GOD = Gamemaster On Duty

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I have no desire to kill animals for no reason. go ahead if you wish

[Elyssa (Mike)] not no reasone

[Elyssa (Mike)] ivory.

[Elyssa (Mike)] the reason we came here

[Sadoya (Lior)] you know, if we're ivory crazy.. what're your horns made of reign?

[Sadoya (Lior)] : P

Reign Tandem (Fritz) that is the reason you came here little sprite not me

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] same stuff as your fingernails

[Sadoya (Lior)] eww

[Sadoya (Lior)] you get dirt under those?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] behind his ears, yep

[Elyssa (Mike)] no, the only reason we came to this continent is because some random merchant said hey! ivory!

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony side by side on my piano keyboard why don't wee

[Sadoya (Lior)] thank you

[Elyssa (Mike)] cuz we have no ivory

[Sadoya (Lior)] right in time for mlk day

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] we do..

[Elyssa (Mike)] so lets kill the elephants and thake the tusks home for our piano

[Sadoya (Lior)] i dont think pianos exist yet

[DM] on that note

[DM] good night everyone

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I don't feel that will place me one with the land

[Sadoya (Lior)] harpsicords and clavicords and virginals might

[Elyssa (Mike)] night all

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well we'll need ivory to invent one

Mike has left the game.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Night all

[Sadoya (Lior)] nighty all

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] night

Fritz has left the game.

Lior has left the game.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] nighty

BiBo!!! has left the game.

[THE Sebrina (Barb)] till mext week

THE Sebrina (Barb) has left the game.

[DM] have a great night

[Sergoth Stonefist (Trevor)] N ighty all

Trevor has left the game.

(Kylia) has left the game.

Sean has left the game.

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