Jan 23 04 - Kapirimtiya Adventures
You have just entered room "Chat 152323501660046956."
Anstett Jr: ok,
iranon73: is it?
Lord BiBo: no
Lord BiBo: in no shape or form
iranon73: aw
Lord BiBo: bob keeps saying shipt
Lord BiBo: why, I have no idea
spc476: shipit? What? Is he a software company?
Lord BiBo: I guess
spc476: "It compiles? Ship it!"
spc476: http://www.steelwheels4x4.com/
Lord BiBo: alright, if you need one of those, you deserve to be shot
spc476: why?
Lord BiBo: no one needs a tank house
spc476: it gets 6mpg
Lord BiBo: not even the military
spc476: but it's so cool looking!
Lord BiBo: it reminds me of stripes
spc476: LOL
spc476: and it's only $550,000 (delivery included)
Lord BiBo: delivery BETTER be included
mkul316: hell no.
spc476: delivery shouldn't be included?
mkul316: hell no on getting the damn thing
Lord BiBo: the bathroom looks like a brewery
Anstett Jr: well, some of the areas where you would need it, ups might
not want to drop it off at the door
spc476: hey, you two are in college ... that should be a plus!
Lord BiBo: yeah, but do you want anything that was brewed in a toilet?
Anstett Jr: so we have no way of accessing any of the D&D files at the
moment
Lord BiBo: the bathroom looks like some weird tenticle rape scene
waiting to happen
spc476: well, that's where the beer will end up anyway 8P
mkul316: i think i'll pass on that.
spc476: there's a mobile computer lab for auctoin at eBay ... only
$15,000 ...
spc476: enough seating for 21, plus electrical system to support
computers
Anstett Jr: where is it now? and is it working?
Anstett Jr: does that come with systems inside?
mkul316: a portable lan party! sweet!
spc476: no systems, but it does work
Anstett Jr: two for sale
Anstett Jr: we could get teh matching set
spc476:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&categ
ory=6728&item=2454438993
iranon73: do they ship that, or just drive it to you?
spc476: Steelwheels they'll drive it to you ... the bus? I'm not sure
iranon73: wonder how they get back home...
spc476: fly I guess ...
spc476: or they tow a car along
iranon73: what if you livie in alaska?
spc476: I don't think they deliver there ... Canada and Continental US
iranon73: if they're gonna go to canada, they might as well add
in alaska
spc476: well, parts of alaska ... some cityes like Nome you can't drive
to at all ...
iranon73: cool
iranon73: i got my future place i wanna live now
mkul316: new plan. we buy the mobile lab and use it for
gaming.
iranon73: i'm gonna move to nome, and pettition they add a 'g'
to the name
Lord BiBo: :-P
spc476: how how about it Bob? Get the bus?
iranon73: somehow, i doubt nyrma's approval
iranon73: but that's just a hunch
iranon73: i could be wrong
spc476: what's not to like? No one trumping into the house anymore ...
we can be as loud as we want ...
iranon73: i dunno.. something about $15,000
spc476: Pretty cheap actually ...
spc476: my car alone cost $22,000
iranon73: yeah, but i think bob's got enough cars for now
spc476: this is Murrika! You can never have too many cars! 8-P
spc476: And what better way to piss off the home owners association
than having this in the front yard 8-)
iranon73: isn't this the scene where the angry japanese girl in
the short skirt pulls a huge hammer out of nowhere and hits
you over the head with it?
spc476: I think so ...
iranon73: god.. i if i win one more game of spider solitare, i
think i'm going to kill myself
spc476: so make a point of loosing the game
iranon73: thats too easy
Anstett Jr: ok
Anstett Jr: so do you two want to play in the chat room
iranon73: i assume you're talking to me and fritz?
iranon73: i dont really care either way
spc476: or me
Lord BiBo: and sean
iranon73: oh
iranon73: ok
spc476: I don't mind ...
iranon73: i havn't got any dice though
spc476: where did we leave off last week? Chasing elephants if I
remember ...
Anstett Jr: yeah
spc476: that's okay ... just fake it 8-P
Anstett Jr: chasing elephants
spc476: "oh look! Another 20! What are the chances?"
spc476: Lorie: 50%
spc476: "Ah, that's right! How silly of me to forget" 8-)
Anstett Jr: I honestly am not sure, I pulled out a couple of board
games here, just in case,
Anstett Jr: or we can play here as chat
Anstett Jr: which would the two of you want?
spc476: how do we play Monopoly over chat?
spc476: Oooh ... I rolled a six! That moves me to Free Parking!
Woot! And i rolled doubles! Okay, I rolled a 5 ... I'll buy the
railroad for $200
Anstett Jr: well, Sean did you ever play black death with us?
spc476: no.
CaliCocoChanel has entered the room.
Anstett Jr: ok
Anstett Jr: so I think we should try to play here
spc476: ok
Anstett Jr: it will be balky
Anstett Jr: ok
Anstett Jr: so we are at the village
iranon73: what are we doing back there?
spc476: That word, ok. I do not think it means what you think it means
CaliCocoChanel: will you be taking me along?
iranon73: oh, and are you going to invite fritz back?
mkul316: hey lex
CaliCocoChanel: hey how are you?
mkul316: i see him in
iranon73: yes, hes in the chatroom
iranon73: but he's sleeping on the couch
iranon73: said for bob to call him
Anstett Jr: I do not have his phone number
iranon73: when we're ready
Anstett Jr: it is on the hard drive that is not availble right now
iranon73: hm
iranon73: that sucks
iranon73: ya know bob, i think you depend too much on your
computer
iranon73: :-P
Aurora1116 has entered the room.
spc476: Hello ...
Aurora1116: Evening all
spc476: you missed all the fun ...
Aurora1116: Sorry I'm late... rough day at work
mkul316: hey lor
Lord BiBo: rough day here
CaliCocoChanel: i feel your pain Aurora
Aurora1116: I heard Bob's puter fell down and went
boom?
mkul316: yup
CaliCocoChanel: actually it bust into flames
Lord BiBo: it'd have to be solid to go boom
Aurora1116: My company is merging with another one...
lots of rumour mill... damage control, etc.
iranon73: out of curiosity, has anyone here not had a rough
day?
mkul316: tho it's more of a melted throught the floor
Lord BiBo: it mostly melted and went squish
Aurora1116: LOL...
Lord BiBo: I didn't
mkul316: not really. just a hungry day
Aurora1116: Why did it melt and go squish?
Lord BiBo: I had a nic day
spc476: I didn't
Lord BiBo: english was canceled
Lord BiBo: and whenever english is cancelled, it's a good day
spc476: cool!
iranon73: i only had my philosophy class today
CaliCocoChanel: *burns an ephigy of my manager* burn ice queen!
iranon73: i'd have little to do without my english class
Aurora1116: Umm... what exactly happened to Bob's
puter?
iranon73: cpu was about 100 degrees
Aurora1116: Ouch... you definitely had it worse than I did
Lexi
Aurora1116: Umm... what happened to the fan?
Lord BiBo: 140 ish
CaliCocoChanel: i am taking "Great Women Writers" for english
Aurora1116: I speak English...
mkul316: all three fans are blowing
iranon73: cool
Aurora1116: I speak French...
spc476: Can't be worse than my friend Mark ... he's now on heart
medication due to his job, and he's only 28
Aurora1116: I speak Spanish...
iranon73: bronte sisters and austen?
Aurora1116: Everyday
Aurora1116: ::blinks:: Mark? As is Siemens Mark?
Aurora1116: I'm sorry to hear that....
mkul316: i'm sorry lorie.
spc476: Yup, that's the Mark.
iranon73: i didn't have too much of a rough day myself, but i
gotta say, as much as i love cold weather... its starting to
bring me down
Aurora1116: Why are you sorry... I have a project with
South African clients... lovely people
spc476: Mark keeps finding security problem with the project, and they
keep yelling at him for not being a team player.
Aurora1116: Ugh... poor thing.
Grolduk: back heating up some pizza.
iranon73: on the brighter side though, its starting to get darker
later, so i can watch the sunset on my walk home from work
Aurora1116: It's summer in South Africa... it was 86 there
today
iranon73: damn them to hell
Aurora1116: ::nods:: Last week it was in the 90's all week
Grolduk: looking for my dice also
iranon73: its like those people we know in florida
spc476: oh .. that reminds me ... it's a bit hot in here ... let me turn odwn
th eA/C ... 8-P
iranon73: you know... the ones who suck?
Aurora1116: ::nods:: It was 2 at 5am when I got to work
this morning
CaliCocoChanel: Aurora- Il fait beau de savoir que quelqu'un
d'autre dans le groupe parlefrançais
spc476: is that 2F or 2C?
Aurora1116: Chouette Lexi!!!! Très bien parlé!
iranon73: f
Aurora1116: 2F/ -14 C°
spc476: hello
mkul316: parlay?
iranon73: hey, this is america, speak spanish
spc476: I can't see anything you guys are typing ...
Aurora1116: bueno pues Lior... Boston tenga mucho frio...
como Pittsburgh ;o)
Aurora1116: Sean... you can't?
iranon73: si, me estoy refriando
spc476: there werew a few blank lines coming through
Aurora1116: TEST FOR SEAN
spc476: i hear (or read) you loud and clear ...
spc476: very wierd ...
Aurora1116: Known bug in AOL 9.0
Aurora1116: AIM chatrooms
Aurora1116: Known bug in 8.0 Plus AIM Chatrooms
Aurora1116: They now have an AIM Chatroom response team
iranon73: yeah, that's cuz aol sucks
Aurora1116: That doesn't respond
spc476: nice to know they know about it ...
iranon73: ha
Aurora1116: LOL
spc476: but what are they waiting for? AOL 12.2?
Aurora1116: I've sent them no less than 8 messages in the last
three months and never received one resonse
iranon73: i like having no particular internet service provider
than my school
Aurora1116: err response
Aurora1116: I think after PenguinCon this year they might go
Linux ;o)
Aurora1116: I mean.. Microsoft wants to go Anti-Windows by
2005 right ;-)
spc476: well, Microsoft's biggest competetor is Microsoft ...
Aurora1116: Umm, Sean are there any yellow and black insects
flying around or in your apartment these days?
iranon73: are you going to any of the northeastern cons lorie?
spc476: outside ...
spc476: they've promised to keep the party noise down
Aurora1116: I'd like to... we have to see how I'm feeling in a few
months
CaliCocoChanel: Aurora- Hablo un poco español también. Si usted
sabe hablar francés usted sabe hablar español.
iranon73: no es tan cierto
Aurora1116: See Lior... she feels the love for you too :-)
Grolduk: back. Cant find my dice
iranon73: yo conosco muchas jentes frances que no hablan
espanol
spc476: Lorie has plenty to lend out
Disciple82 has entered the room.
spc476: Hatway isay ithway allay ethay Anishspay?
Aurora1116: claro que si Lior... claro que si
iranon73: i would say that about catalan, though, lex
Aurora1116: UGH CATALAN ::hides::
Aurora1116: Howdy Trevor
Disciple82: Hey
iranon73: hey, catalan should be your favorite language
Aurora1116: Welcome to Bob's Chatroom... where the streets
have no name
Disciple82: The world hates me, but I don't care.
iranon73: it sounds like french and spells like spanish
Disciple82: Except I'm hungry.
Aurora1116: ::shudders:: Thola ... Como esthas usthed?
iranon73: the world doesn't hate you, just the people that know
you
Aurora1116: The world hates you?
Grolduk: i will use the klooge dice
spc476: and we talk about $550,000 mobile homes ...
http://www.steelwheels4x4.com/
iranon73: thats not catalan, thats just spain spanish
Disciple82: No, people love me. Fate/karma/destiny/the world hates
me.
Aurora1116: It sounds NOTHING like French
Aurora1116: Ahhh... well Karma you brought on yourself.
iranon73: yeah it does
Aurora1116: Fate and Destiny are a crap shoot
iranon73: at least when people in barcelona speak it
Grolduk: Are you sure about People?
iranon73: well... fate doesn't exist, you create your own destiny,
and karma isn't realized until your next life
Aurora1116: I'm usually not sure about most people, but I'm an
optimist ;o)
Anstett Jr: ok,
spc476: My karma ran over your dogma
spc476: (just love that line)
Anstett Jr: so now we can get started?
Aurora1116: Hi BOB...
Aurora1116: Sorry your puter died...
iranon73: no, we must make more language jokes and pop
culture references first
Anstett Jr: I do beleive that Lex wants to try out a new character, a
young lady from the village you are about to leave
Grolduk: Morns Bob's puter
Aurora1116: It kept it's honor and died in battle at least
iranon73: what are we doing back in the freakn' village?
Anstett Jr: is soooo hard
iranon73: it died of lung cancer
Anstett Jr: to give lex the chance to bring in her character
Anstett Jr: then on back to the elephants in the forest
Grolduk: I thought it was a brain tumor?
iranon73: great
Aurora1116: ::ponders:: is she going to want to join the
Dragonslayers?
iranon73: no, i have the brain tumor
Aurora1116: If so, then yes, it will be difficult...
Anstett Jr: can not imagine why
Aurora1116: You know the answer to that question
iranon73: no one knows why anyone would want to join the
dragonslayers, but our characters always do
spc476: "Well, I see your group has no wizard."
spc476: "You seem like a trustworthy person. Will you join us in our
nobel quest?"
Anstett Jr: well she is a relatively simple village girl,
Anstett Jr: what is your quest
Grolduk: Not for long
CaliCocoChanel: (are you guys taking me w/ u?)
iranon73: so why do we want her with us?
Anstett Jr: what is your color
Anstett Jr: Lex, you will have to convice them in character to take you
out of the village
spc476: Red, no blue! Aieeeeeeeeeeeee!
iranon73: if she can fight, or has a death wish, i'm cool with
bringing her along
Anstett Jr: if they do not, you can still play lesani until another
character opportunity presents its self
iranon73: so long as she realizes her deathwish will be promptly
secured
CaliCocoChanel: (who's in charge?)
Anstett Jr: haaaa
Anstett Jr: haaa
Anstett Jr: haaaa
iranon73: lorie usually
spc476: Bob
mkul316: i am
iranon73: but reign does all the taling
Aurora1116: ::looks at BOB and smiles::
iranon73: talking too
Aurora1116: ((Power is all perception really))
iranon73: we're actually kinda autonomous.. but we walk in
packs
Grolduk: Points and bows towards Lady Kylia
Disciple82: They voices tell me what to do
iranon73: we just live at her place
iranon73: ::points at kylia::
Grolduk: Of course you have to talk thru me since she doesn't
speak your language
iranon73: actually, i wouldn't say that, as i've never lived there
mysel
iranon73: f
iranon73: and i'll point out any errors in translation
Lord BiBo: and I'll just quietly devour food in the corner like a rabid
dog
CaliCocoChanel: *walks over to elandar* can i go to town with
you?
Disciple82: What's your name, little girl, what's your name?
iranon73: by food, i'm sure you mean fruit bats, by which you
mean, villagers you've killed?
mkul316: sure
mkul316: what's your name?
Disciple82: Shouldn't you stay? little girl? Well there ain't no shame.
Lord BiBo: right now, anything will do
Aurora1116: ::looks at Reign and points at the girl:: What does
she want?
iranon73: hey, beast boy, she ain't gonna understand you
Grolduk: She wants to go to town with us
Aurora1116: Why?
iranon73: we're not going to town
Grolduk: Come here girl
iranon73: we're going to kill the elephant
Grolduk: What is it you want?
iranon73: stupid girl
Aurora1116: Can we just kill the elephant and go home
already?
iranon73: we also have to go to the graveyard
Anstett Jr: the town would be fort thunder, the one you came from
iranon73: and get the magic items
Aurora1116: I'm over being sick... what ever this is... it's highly
overrated
Anstett Jr: back north, a few days
iranon73: we're not going back there
Grolduk: I am waiting for the girl
iranon73: not till we get the stuff
Grolduk: Come and talk to me young one they do not speak
your language
mkul316: ::takes the girl's hand and takes her over to
Reign::
Grolduk: Waits with bullish paitience
Anstett Jr: the birds call in the distance
Anstett Jr: teh village warriors look off in the distance
Anstett Jr: the old woman glares at your group
iranon73: didn't she pass out?
Grolduk: Yea she is still passed out
Anstett Jr: she is laying onthe ground
iranon73: and get taken inside?
Grolduk: No they took her in the hut
Anstett Jr: I know,
Anstett Jr: she came back out
iranon73: you know... you gotta tell us these things
Grolduk: I put on my Raybands
Anstett Jr: and is laying on the ground, (making it up as I correct on
the fly)
mkul316: well, we've been gone for a night
Aurora1116: Great... glad she's still out
Grolduk: To protect myself from the glare
Anstett Jr: she is barely awake
Grolduk: ok girl talk or we walk
iranon73: get on with it
Grolduk: 5
Grolduk: 4
mkul316: (pokes lex)
Grolduk: 3
Grolduk: 2
Grolduk: 1
Anstett Jr: oh well,
Grolduk: ok little girl goodbye
iranon73: maybe she's afk
Anstett Jr: we move on, Lex can catch up later, she can use lesani as a
character for now,
iranon73: or something's wrong with her computer
Anstett Jr: I assume so,
mkul316: (i can lean her around like a labotomy victem)
mkul316: (er, lead)
CaliCocoChanel: (sorry what did i miss?)
Grolduk: Ok good to have you back
Grolduk: I am the only one who speaks your language. please
tell me why you wish to come with us
CaliCocoChanel: (the girl or moi)
Anstett Jr: girl,
Grolduk: The girl
CaliCocoChanel: my family was attacked.... i am alone with no
where to go
Grolduk: You live here in the village little one stay with your
people
iranon73: go with us, and you'll probably be killed
iranon73: she can't understand me, but i'm saying that
Anstett Jr: (the headhunter area you just crossed through)
CaliCocoChanel: my people do not me to stay... they believe i am bad luck
Grolduk: Ugly man said that if you go with us you will probably be killed
iranon73: who said i'm ugly?
Grolduk: Why do they feel you are bad luck
CaliCocoChanel: what do your people in this land?
Grolduk: We are here to kill the elephant and to investigate
some areas
Anstett Jr: (remember the helmet Lior, reflects what they see)
iranon73: :-)
CaliCocoChanel: the elephant... many have attempted that task;
none were seen again
iranon73: its just a mask though
iranon73: we dont care much about being seen again
Grolduk: Look unless you have a very good reason to come
with us and someway to defend or protect yourself or add to
the party you are likely to just get yourself killed
iranon73: what have i been saying all along?
Grolduk: We are very good at killing and very bad at being
killed
iranon73: (no, i'd say we're good at it)
Grolduk: No you are
Grolduk: O:-)
Anstett Jr: (by the way, the fortune that just came out of my cookie, "It
is up to you to create your own adventures today" honestly it did,....
tooo weird)
Aurora1116: ((Happy Year of the Monkey :-) ))
iranon73: yes, indeed
Disciple82: .
Grolduk: Show that one to Nirma and tell me about it
tomorrow!!!
Anstett Jr: hmmm
Grolduk: Remember add "in bed" at the end of your fortune
iranon73: kink-ay
Grolduk: Well little girl? What do you have to say?
Anstett Jr: thought is was very appropriate given the computer
problems
mkul316: ((kylia, kylia, look what followed me! can i
keep it? can I?))
CaliCocoChanel: all i can say it that i wish to travel with you... i am
able to cook and do other womenly tasks... i can also clean
weapons... please allow me to go
mkul316: ((other womanly tasks...))
Grolduk: No little one if that is all you can do that is to
dangerous. We clean and cook for ourselves. Why are you
considered bad luck and will the village abandon you?
CaliCocoChanel: (( cooking and cleaning perv boy ;-) ))
mkul316: :-P
iranon73: ((yeah, we're not about to bring anyone along who's
sole purpose is to be a matress))
Anstett Jr: that is the witches job anyway
CaliCocoChanel: my entire family was murdered by the evil tribe... i
am the only one who survived. The villagers believe the spirits of
my family follow me wherever i go; angry that i survived and they did not
iranon73: you think they'd be happy.. carry on the legacy and so forth
mkul316: ((fritz, do we assume you're relaying this?))
Anstett Jr: go and wreck revenge on the tribe that killed us, and all that
iranon73: ha
Grolduk: What evil tribe? ((yes I am )) Is this tribe taking care of you?
iranon73: she can find another group for that
mkul316: oh let her come.
mkul316: she sounds more useful than the other guys we've
got.
Aurora1116: ::looks at Witchy Pooh:: Did I hear that she's
cursed and her entire family is dead
iranon73: she sounds like a waste of air
CaliCocoChanel: the tribe that eats there own kind; no the tribe
does not... the left me to starve
Aurora1116: but she wants to travel with us because she can
clean?
mkul316: and you're very concerned about protecting them,
reign.
iranon73: i like keeping the blood on my sword, thank you very
much
Grolduk: So this tribe is leaving you to starve and unless you
come with us you will likely starve to death?
iranon73: boo hoo hoo
CaliCocoChanel: i know i do not have a good reason for you to
allow me to go but please do not allow me to die
mkul316: see, it's up to us. How can you abandon her,
reign?
Grolduk: Lady Kylia I will take responcibility for her if this is
the case. I can not allow her to be abandoned
iranon73: its easy, you turn around and walk
CaliCocoChanel: i will do anything you can ask of me
Grolduk: You will be my servant?
CaliCocoChanel: * i think about it for a second* yes
Lord BiBo: ::sits up from her meal and picks her teeth::
Lord BiBo: I miss anything?
iranon73: this useless girl is going to be reign's servant
mkul316: wait, can she serve me too? I could use a servant
Aurora1116: ::frowns::
Disciple82: Huh?
Aurora1116: You have a servant ... your pixie
Disciple82: ((how old is this girl?))
mkul316: i'm not the one who was going to abandon me.
iranon73: if she doesn't come with us, apparently she'll die, and
this is tugging on everyoen's heart strings... seems silly to me
though
mkul316: she's not a servant. she's entertainment
Lord BiBo: hey now, if anyone's gonna be having a servant, it's gonna
be me
Grolduk: You may see some things that could scare most
people are you sure? I promise you I will do all in my power
to keep you safe and never harm you in any way but you
must obey me
Lord BiBo: and she'll be undead too
Aurora1116: ::shakes head:: I don't like this...
mkul316: ::shakes his head to the girl::
Lord BiBo: now who do I have to split in half?
iranon73: i'm liking shade's plan
iranon73: at least then she'll be harder to kill
CaliCocoChanel: my eyes have seen fear sir and i will do nothing to
disobey you
Lord BiBo: no, she'll be just as easy to kill, just people will be less
inclined to face her
mkul316: ((oh great, now she's stuck being the servant of the lame paladin wannabe))
iranon73: thus harder to kill Anstett Jr: interesting order of responses there iranon73: its like coen.. if he's still alive, he must be hard to kill mkul316: tell her she can be my servant but not have to listen to me. Grolduk: Turns to Lady Kylia::: On my honor mistress I can not let this poor destitute waif stay here to die amongst a people that wish her ill. If I can keep her safe till I can turn her over to someone else I shall do so iranon73: waif? is that a word? Anstett Jr: (how old are you Lex, and do you have a name?) Lord BiBo: yeah, it's a kind of cookie Aurora1116: ::frowns:: I agree that we cannot leave her to die in the wild; however, how do we know she doesn't have the "fever" that we've contracted and traveling with her will make it worse? iranon73: that's a waifer Grolduk: I know you hold my fealty but please understand iranon73: or that she won't attract any fruit bats Aurora1116: How do we know she's not a thief who will rob us in the night? mkul316: well, we've got the disease too, kylia Grolduk: well if we have already contracted it and we cant cure it what difference does it make? iranon73: or in the day for that matter CaliCocoChanel: (( i dont know how old the girl is... i need to find her a name)) Lord BiBo: we don't and I don't buy the save me bit one bit Anstett Jr: remember Lex you only see them talking you do not understand thier language Aurora1116: We have an entire party to consider ::motions to the rest of the group:: Grolduk: Also these people haven't seemed to have been harmed. iranon73: thank you for coming back into this shade, i was battling against this alone Grolduk: She says her group was killed by cannibals Lord BiBo: if she is willing to sign a little contract, I can write one up Disciple82: /me walks up and giggles. "Oooh, new playmate!" iranon73: ::mutters:: good. maybe he'll break her Disciple82: /me starts playing rock, paper, scissors with himself, his brow furrowed in concentration. Aurora1116: ((LOL Lior)) mkul316: ::pixie appears over the girls head and scowls at the barbarian:: No! she's my new friend! Anstett Jr: brb CaliCocoChanel: * i stare at the people in a foreign tongue and she jumps back when Disciple walks up* iranon73: see what she's doing? she's causing contention in the group iranon73: i say we oust her Anstett Jr: b Aurora1116: ::frowns:: If you insist, I obviously cannot make you do otherwise, but you have an entire party to answer to should something go wrong... not just me. Disciple82: /me blinks at Pixie... She my new friend! I found her first! mkul316: oh, for once i'm actually in agreement with reign. Aurora1116: It doesn't look like they are interested in her coming along... but I could be wrong. Lord BiBo: write, now if you're willing to sign this contract ::pulls out a piece of paper:: we can see what can be done with you Grolduk: If We/I allow you to come with us, you need to be a little bit more open with me as to why these people are scared of you. Grolduk: She is not sighning anything mkul316: ::pixie grins and tosses a sleep dart from hand to hand:: dont' make me stick you! Lord BiBo: then she's not coming, I don't trust anyone who can't defend themself iranon73: right Disciple82: /me scowls at pixie and stands in front of girl, arms crossed. Lord BiBo: they're the ones who'll kill you in your sleep CaliCocoChanel: they are afraid of me sir; i am being truthful Grolduk: ::pulls girl aside to speak with her:: iranon73: i read their lips Grolduk: YOu cant read my lips it is in a helm iranon73: i can read hers Grolduk: I pull a blanket over my head iranon73: you wouldn'[t know i'm trying to read your lips Grolduk: But you have to hear a language to understand it Lord BiBo: ::uses esp on the both of them:: Anstett Jr: he has a point Disciple82: ((he's got a point)) iranon73: damn iranon73: what about the voice in my head that recites what she's saying? Lord BiBo: don't need to hear you to know what you're thinkin mkul316: ::pixie turns into a bird and lands on reign's horn:: Grolduk: I pull off the blanket and you see my helm still on iranon73: ::to shade:: i can't believe he's going to bring her along.. that's like carving a hole in your armor, it makes no sense Grolduk: Ahhh but we get saving throws and magic resistance Lord BiBo: he seems to like running day care Lord BiBo: she can come so long as she stays between us and danger mkul316: well, we havn't had a decent meal since we lost the halfling... Anstett Jr: saving throws would be useful in day care iranon73: i dont mind the bearers... but some punk little girl isn't going to help us in the least Lord BiBo: if she lets danger get past her, she's out iranon73: jesus saves... and takes 1/2 damage Anstett Jr: lol iranon73: she'd hopefully be dead at that point Grolduk: Jesus saved and took full damage then had an automatic resurection mkul316: yeah, i want to be jesus as my next character. spc476: I thought Jesus saves souls and redeems them for valuable cash prizes Anstett Jr: bejesus, save me bejesus mkul316: he always has booze on hand. Anstett Jr: ok, mkul316: it's jebus bob. Grolduk: Only at parties Grolduk: and it is Jebus bob Anstett Jr: and so back Anstett Jr: Lex, are you traveling with this group?> iranon73: no Grolduk: She is whispering something in my ear Anstett Jr: and then we can go blink back to the elepahnts iranon73: ((no offense lex, its all in character)) Anstett Jr: lex? Grolduk: one sec bob Anstett Jr: oh, sorry Anstett Jr: gotcha now Grolduk: She is whispering sweet nothings in my ear Anstett Jr: and the rest of you? Lord BiBo: something tells me I'm going to be needing a boatdoken soon Anstett Jr: any ideas? mkul316: medoken! iranon73: boatdoken? iranon73: i'm wonder what we're going to baste her hide with Anstett Jr: and about the language issue? Lorie is there any thing you can do? Lord BiBo: think 8-bit Disciple82: botdoken is a reference to a webcomic. iranon73: can anyone cast comprehend languages on all of us? Grolduk: Boat token? Aurora1116: I could cast fireball on her... then there isn't a language barrier... and the conversation is over. Aurora1116: But umm, well that would entail an alignment change iranon73: i'm thinking 8-bt, it was my first instinctual response Lord BiBo: eh, if we can't understand them, they arent important enough to listen to Aurora1116: so ... no... no help here iranon73: but i can't think of what it is Lord BiBo: so speak common or we ignore you Disciple82: That would take care of the basting problem too. mkul316: it's when bm shoots the boat to the elf island iranon73: right Lord BiBo: ::puts on her ugly american shirt:: iranon73: cool Aurora1116: I'm not going to an entire ISLAND of elves... the ones we have are just enough, thanks iranon73: speaking of shirts.. my roomate has a shirt that says 'go to hell... i'm reading'... and i want to kill him for it Grolduk: Ok I have some more info for you all Disciple82: I can make shirts with any logo anyone wants on it, for peanuts. Lord BiBo: I say we move on before fruitbats attack more unimportant people iranon73: she really has a deathwish? iranon73: can you make black shirts? Disciple82: Any color you want. iranon73: neat... i dont know if peanuts wont get some weird thing though if they get sent airmail Grolduk: It seems that since her tribe was all killed that she has been left with some gifts that may help us after all. iranon73: like what? a girlde of powerword kill? Anstett Jr: oh really? Anstett Jr: do tell, Grolduk: She has the gift of sight Lord BiBo: this better be good iranon73: so do i Lord BiBo: lame Aurora1116: Bob? iranon73: i can see mkul316: i wanna girdle of titan strenth! Lord BiBo: we all can see iranon73: probably has a boot of increased hindsight Grolduk: She sees things that you and I dont see Deathbreath iranon73: oh, so she's a druggy iranon73: great... Lord BiBo: I can see the future as well iranon73: i dont want no acid heads in the party Lord BiBo: ((and I'm not joking on that)) Grolduk: Only that someone is out to get you:-D Lord BiBo: ((I really can)) mkul316: i can see into the future too. i forsee night will fall in our future. iranon73: i can see the past iranon73: ooh Grolduk: Well then why didn't you see we were going to get diseased ? Lord BiBo: you never asked mkul316: exactly. Grolduk: Right!!!! Anstett Jr: brb iranon73: right. so if i ask her my fate, what's she gonna say? you will die? iranon73: that's some strong magic of pointing out the obvious Grolduk: Lady Kylia I promise that she does have a talent that will help us. I have never lied to you. Lord BiBo: what else has she got? iranon73: but maybe you've been lied to Grolduk: And it is not a minor one like cooking or cleaning Grolduk: No she has no reason to lie about this talent. iranon73: cooking is no minor talent iranon73: but we can do that without her iranon73: except that she's facing death if she doesn't, and a slight protection from death if she does Grolduk: ::I walk over to Lady Kylia and whisper in her ear:: mkul316: no we can't. I'm still feeling sick from last night's dinner Aurora1116: ::Looks at Reign and continues to frown:: I really don't like this... Disciple82: Sorry, was the rabbit souffle not good enough? Lord BiBo: tell you what, if you pass a test we'll let you follow us iranon73: i want you to stand on your head, and sing your favorite song backwards, without hesitation mkul316: walk in a straight line, hold out your arms and touch your nose... Anstett Jr: answer me these questions three iranon73: we've done that joke toinght iranon73: you';re not keeping up bob Anstett Jr: yeah, yeah Anstett Jr: it is worth repeating CaliCocoChanel: * i sit and wait for the man to speak with me again* Lord BiBo: if you can kill what I summon, you can follow ::grins slightly:: iranon73: :-) iranon73: good plan shade iranon73: i'm all for it Lord BiBo: everyone here could do it, it's a simple test iranon73: ::whispers:: its not gonna attack us after it kills her is it? Lord BiBo: nope ;-) Aurora1116: ::looks at Witchy Pooh:: She's not a lab test... iranon73: we ain't in a lab Lord BiBo: this isn't a lab test, its hazing Anstett Jr: and what to they do for hazing at berkly there.... Aurora1116: ::frowns:: I'd rather we had nothing to do with her... no spells, no summoning, we need to be on our way iranon73: right Lord BiBo: yeah, but I have a feeling she'll be following us like a tail Aurora1116: All this talk is wasted on this debate... Reign will do as he wishes, whether we approve or not Anstett Jr: well, I wouln't go that far mkul316: he's so bull headed. iranon73: i think if you disapprove, he wont Aurora1116: ::looks at BOB:: You're the GM ... no voice as a player in character. Aurora1116: SHHHHH Aurora1116: :-) Anstett Jr: grin Aurora1116: ::hands Duct tape to SPC:: If you'd do the honours please. Grolduk: ::Bows at Lady Kylia's feet:: Whispers something.
- Turns to the girl
- : You stay with me at all times. You do as
"I" say if you get in their way I will not be able to help you. If you can in any way Aurora1116: I have disapproved and he has decided to bring her along Aurora1116: ::shrugs:: As he did with the Barbarian Disciple82: Huh? Grolduk: Give us information or help us as we have discussed you can come along as my vassal Lord BiBo: and the bearers.... mkul316: ::shakes his head:: poor girl. she's doomed Disciple82: /me bows to Lady Kylia dn swears allegiance. Lord BiBo: ::mumbles something about there not being enough fruit bats in this jungle:: Grolduk: And Sadoya don't forget Disciple82: "I do whatever miss Kylia says!" Aurora1116: ::looks at the Barbarian and glares:: Aurora1116: ::looks at witchy pooh:: Aren't Barbarians supposed to be fighters? Lord BiBo: he fights Lord BiBo: a lot Grolduk: I will teach you our language as well little one Lord BiBo: too much actually Grolduk: Smells alot you mean iranon73: what am i not to forget now? mkul316: ::grins at the girl:: Aurora1116: butterflies and gets on the wrong end of spears and Minotaurs? Disciple82: /me sniffs armpits Lord BiBo: I'm sure you've dealt with other fighters equally bright Disciple82: /me spots a lizard and bounds off, chasing it at full tilt, skidding as the lizard drts sideways. Lord BiBo: dad knows I have Aurora1116: ::frowns:: Oh well yes... but they actually didn't bleed on me that much... dumb as rock fighters are good fighters... are they not? Lord BiBo: yes, if they know that they're supposed to iranon73: guess i can forget anything i want then Aurora1116: ::bobs head:: Well let us take our newest rock and be on our way... Lord BiBo: ::nods agreeingly:: Aurora1116: ::wonders what it would be like to be in an evil party where she could turn the party into lizards and rats:: Aurora1116: ::gets a bad feeling about it and reconsiders. Continues walking:: Anstett Jr: and fruit bats Aurora1116: ::thwap:: You are the GM BOB you don't get to be in my head either. Grolduk: Bob I begin to teach her how to speak Wcommon Grolduk: or Ecommon which ever Anstett Jr: your wisdom? Grolduk: More than yours my computer works iranon73: dont eat the yellow snow Disciple82: /me chases after the lizard, and it darts between Elendar's legs, causing Sergoth to collide full tilt with him. Anstett Jr: she knows ccommon, you would teach her wcomm Grolduk: 11 or 12 I believe but I have the ring and part of the description of the ring is it improves the users ability to learn and teach languages Anstett Jr: shakes his head, we can find that out later on a guess, it will be 19 weeks minus your wisdom Lord BiBo: can we watch her play with the elephants now? mkul316: ::falls forward over sergoth, kicking him in the face as he falls:: Disciple82: /me rubs head and gets up, darting after the lizard again, which is tauntung him by sitting on a rock nearby and staring at him. Anstett Jr: hmm, name of ring please? I will go look that part up, see how to add that as a bonus Grolduk: Phred is the name of my ring Anstett Jr: shakes his head Grolduk: Tongues Anstett Jr: gotcha Grolduk: O:-) Aurora1116: ::walks:: Lord BiBo: hey little girl! look! a red tusked elephant! see if he wants to play iranon73: well.. if she's coming along, i guess some good's gonna come out of it... it'll heighten the spread of things the elephant has to hit Grolduk: Walks with a light skip to his step and makes sure that the girl (who still has no name) is nearby Disciple82: /me notices lady kylia wandering off and bounds to her side, weapon at the ready, glancing to both sides, looking for enemies. Must protect lady Kylia! iranon73: great, a skipping minotaur iranon73: just what we need mkul316: ::a small arrow comes from out of nowhere and skewers the lizard:: Anstett Jr: Fritz you can learn the language easier, not easeir for you to teach it Grolduk: Ok it takes me 7 weeks then to teach her. Anstett Jr: it would be half the time for you to learn it iranon73: we aint spending 7 weeks out here, phred CaliCocoChanel: (Hadiya... swahili.. a girl) Lord BiBo: nope ::wanders with kylia:: Aurora1116: ::frowns:: You must learn to protect yourself Serigoth, lizards and butterflies can be played with later. Grolduk: Ok come with me Hadiya. Have you eaten lately Hadiya? iranon73: if you han't dont get into the habit CaliCocoChanel: no sir not in a long while Aurora1116: ::shows him her sword:: I've practiced many years and lost my share of battles... iranon73: she's not having my rations Disciple82: I do protect myself! But protect lady Kylia first! Disciple82: /me resumes walking by her side. Grolduk: Well here are some trail rations you can eat while we walk. Here is a dagger and here is some water as well iranon73: you know.. it seems kinda futile to protect those who can kill you mkul316: i'm not sure kylia needs protecting. Aurora1116: ::speaks slowly:: I ... DO... NOT ... NEED... YOUR... PROTECTION.... Lord BiBo: ::mumbles something about fighters who would bleed less if they protected themselves:: iranon73: if i were you, i'd ask for her protection... not like you'll get it iranon73: but it would make more sense Disciple82: /me looks kinda hurt, his lip trembles, tears come to his eyes. mkul316: ::agrees with sadoya:: Aurora1116: ::looks at him:: You don't even wear any armor or shielding... how would you protect me? mkul316: by being a shield for you? Lord BiBo: same way as the bearers Aurora1116: ::frowns more and turns and gives Reign a look of 'I told you so' :: Disciple82: /me nods vigorously at Elendar. Grolduk: His smell mylady keeps most monsters at bay iranon73: umm.. armor or shielding is not always necessary to protect oneself Anstett Jr: as we move forward to the night Aurora1116: We'd do well with him in front against a Rust Monter, of that I'm certain iranon73: it keeps them in the middle of the ocean, never mind the bay Lord BiBo: oooooh Anstett Jr: the three fighters return to the group from chasing the elephants in the jungle mkul316: ((zing!)) Lord BiBo: a fighter that ISN"T afraid of rust monsters Grolduk: Also if he were downwind Aurora1116: You must learn to protect yourself before you can protect others (trying not to sound like Miyagi)) Disciple82: /me meat shield! Lord BiBo: that's a rarity Disciple82: I can protect myself!iranon73: he still has a sword Aurora1116: ::looks at him doubtful:: how? iranon73: or an axe or some metal weapon Disciple82: /me breaks out his stone axe. iranon73: wouldn't rusters kill that? iranon73: hmm... well nevermind then Aurora1116: Great.. you have an axe... Aurora1116: what else do you have? Disciple82: /me hefts his stretched skin buckler. CaliCocoChanel: (( there is an error with my aim... brb)) iranon73: i can imagine opening his skull now and showing you the cobwebs Aurora1116: Great you have a buckler... what else? Aurora1116: ::trying to get to a point:: Disciple82: /me blinks at Sadoya. Disciple82: /me says I have the strength and skill to use em. Aurora1116: ((LOL Lior)) iranon73: ::smiles at beast boy:: CaliCocoChanel has left the room. Disciple82: And I can get mad. iranon73: thats not a positive trait there, brainiac Aurora1116: Impresive.. I can get mad as well... how does that aid you in battle. Disciple82: It makes me stronger, and tougher, and faster. iranon73: it makes the enemy really annoyed Disciple82: And makes me hit harder. iranon73: so they kill him first, and leave us be mkul316: ((don't get mad. get glad.)) iranon73: ((mike... die)) Lord BiBo: alright, it's bed time, watches? Aurora1116: ::nods... thinking he's a less intelligent dwarf)) Is your Father a King of a Forge by chance? Disciple82: ((Fritz, little help here? I held my own against you)) Anstett Jr: it was teh first watch mkul316: i'm with fudge. Lord BiBo: right, I'm going to sleep then, second watch Aurora1116: ((no way Trevor, you want to protect Kylia... you need to find the light on your own)) iranon73: i'll take second Aurora1116: I will take first watch. Lord BiBo: first watch is over Disciple82: First watch is passedx. Lord BiBo: it's second watch spc476: I gues that leaves third for us elves Aurora1116: ((Great... I'm sleeping. No more chatter with fighters than want to protect me :-) )) Anstett Jr: so the second watch is up Grolduk: ((This is Sergoth not Trevor, All they know is that you got beaten by me, they need to see you prove yourself as Sergoth, That is roleplaying. Reign knows you held your own)) Disciple82: ((poo on you Fritz)) Grolduk: I am second with Hidiya and whoever Lord BiBo: dude, you were just in first Grolduk: 8-) Grolduk: I was Lord BiBo: (first was the one we killed the elephants in) Lord BiBo: ((or tried to)) iranon73: if she's on second watch, i;'m sleeping through the night Grolduk: We left them. oh ok. forgot..sorry Anstett Jr: the second watch passes with no problems Anstett Jr: the third watch, mkul316: elf party!!!!!! Grolduk: Friggin fairies mkul316: ::disco ball lowers from the trees:: Grolduk: YMCA iranon73: yay fritz Grolduk: It's fun to play at the YMCA Anstett Jr: and inthe middle of the music Anstett Jr: the elves hear a noise in the jungle Anstett Jr: sounds like a tree crashing spc476: oh great ... Grolduk: Rock and Rollers coming over to kick some ARSE iranon73: its a construction worker, and india, a police man... mkul316: okay. spc476: I guess if we weren't here,the tree would fall silently ... mkul316: kicks the barbarian Disciple82: /my gurgles. spc476: from about how far away does it sound? Disciple82: /me wakes up Anstett Jr: it sounds like it is about 100 yards away iranon73: holy sonar batman mkul316: a tree fell over there. ready to fight? Disciple82: Whaddya want elf? Lord BiBo: holy rusted metal batman! Anstett Jr: the jungle grows silents spc476: do I hear anything getting closer? mkul316: i'll just use my thirty second lock decoder! Grolduk: Wow I wondered where they grew iranon73: i thought silence was an act of removal, not something you can grow into spc476: and what's the jungle look like in the directoin of the sound iranon73: it looks dark iranon73: as its night out Anstett Jr: no sounds Anstett Jr: quiet Grolduk: ::snores:: spc476: do I see anything moving in the directoin the sound came from? Disciple82: Can I go bak to sleep? Anstett Jr: no spc476: /me klonks the barbarian in the head so he falls back asleep Anstett Jr: no sounds at all mkul316: if you want, but i'm letting elephant step on you. Anstett Jr: then slowly spc476: any *movement*? Anstett Jr: slowly the sounds start back up Anstett Jr: birds, Disciple82: I don't see or hear anything. Anstett Jr: insects Anstett Jr: you hear a lion roar mkul316: ::pixie flies off to investigate:: spc476: I thought the lion sleeps at night ... Anstett Jr: it is back to normal now Anstett Jr: see back to normal spc476: in the jungle, the mighty jungle ... Lord BiBo: no mkul316: ::shrug:: oh well. thought we'd see some action. Disciple82: ((Die Sean, just die)) Lord BiBo: see if it was a normal thing, they wouldn't have a song about it spc476: LOL Lord BiBo: just that one night he was sleeping spc476: ah Aurora1116: ((Die SPC? Nah... that's his shining personality coming through. Nicely played! )) Disciple82: I'm feeling stabbity today. Anstett Jr: and the night ends iranon73: i feel stabbity every day mkul316: ((and night falls *crash*)) Grolduk: Whats stabbity? Lord BiBo: it's what happens to stupid fighters iranon73: its like when you wanna stab stuff Grolduk: ahhh Grolduk: Sergoth come here iranon73: you know, its usually bm who would feel stabbity Grolduk: oopps Lord BiBo: aw! you stabed ALL of my ketchup packets! ketchup is everywhere! Disciple82: I'm feeling BMish today. Disciple82: I wanna destroy the world. Disciple82: I woke up on the wrong side of the alignment line today. Lord BiBo: I don't because then I wouldn't have people to kill Lord BiBo: it's like using the armageddeon spell in ultima Disciple82: You know, te witch makes a good point. Grolduk: Off we go to follow our tracks in the light of day Lord BiBo: sure you can kill everyone in one go, but then there's nothing else to do spc476: well, first can we investigate the area we heard the sound from? Grolduk: Sounds good Anstett Jr: if you want to try that Anstett Jr: who is going to be doing the tracking? Anstett Jr: to the sound Disciple82: I can. spc476: How hard can it be to track through 100 yards of jungle? Grolduk: With broken trees Anstett Jr: if you knew which way it was, would be easier spc476: um ... we could tell which directio the sound came form, right? spc476: from Anstett Jr: the pixie came back and said she did not find anything Disciple82: Does a 4 work for my tracking check? Anstett Jr: no fallen trees Disciple82: Elendar pointed out the direction when he woke me up. Anstett Jr: yes you can track into the woods Anstett Jr: you go in about 100 yards Disciple82: Onward! Anstett Jr: make a save Grolduk: Who and vs what? Anstett Jr: I had said it out loud Grolduk: 15 spc476: all of us? Anstett Jr: ok Disciple82: Just me. Anstett Jr: only the barbarian Anstett Jr: he makes his save spc476: ok Anstett Jr: he falls into a pit, but grabs a vine before hitting bottom Lord BiBo: ::snickers:: Lord BiBo: stupid fighter Disciple82: (You all hear a yell) mkul316: hehheh. good for the pixie, bad for you Disciple82: Hey you guys! Disciple82: A little help here? iranon73: i drop a rope down Grolduk: Sends the Pixie since he asked for a little help Lord BiBo: ::goes to cut the vine but realises she doesn't have a knife:: mkul316: (pixie) flies out and back to the group giggling "he fell in the hole:: Disciple82: /me climbs up the rope and thanks Sadoya Disciple82: Hey! I found a trap! iranon73: good beast boy Lord BiBo: we have a new thief then iranon73: go hunt yourself a reward Disciple82: /me preens. mkul316: he's got a 100% on find traps iranon73: i wrap my rope back up Anstett Jr: no tracks, just a pit Anstett Jr: at the bottom is a carcass Anstett Jr: no head Grolduk: How wide and how deep? Anstett Jr: four footed animal Anstett Jr: the pit is about 25 feet deep, and about 20 foot across total Anstett Jr: irregular shaped Grolduk: Looks like a man made trap for a carnivore Grolduk: Move one Disciple82: Any pointy things at the bottom? Grolduk: move on Anstett Jr: yes iranon73: wonder if that was the lion that roared iranon73: but i was sleeping at the time so iw ouldn't know Anstett Jr: so going back to the journey to the south, along the edge of the jungle Grolduk: Wasting daylight and hitpoints move on. Anstett Jr: moving Anstett Jr: walking Anstett Jr: waling Anstett Jr: wailing Anstett Jr: in the distance Anstett Jr: as the screams of some beast Lord BiBo: well, we don't want to go that way then iranon73: when is there not a wail or a scream in the distance? iranon73: or is that just me? iranon73: that keeps hearing them mkul316: no, it's me too. Disciple82: Lets just keep walking. mkul316: bob's always telling us of noises in the distance Disciple82: Unless it sounds like the scream of a hapless young female, then I suggest we go rescue her. Aurora1116: Doppler aside, is it in the direction we're headed... (I know it's a dumb question but I have to ask) Anstett Jr: it sounds like it is coming from the plains to your left, (the east) and sounds like a animal in pain iranon73: doens't bother me Disciple82: I wonder who set those traps? Disciple82: Er, trap. Aurora1116: Okay folks... heading through the jungle is not really a good plan. Let's keep moving Lord BiBo: probably the natives Lord BiBo: they eat Grolduk: Keep moving Aurora1116: or some hapless young female in need of barbarian rescues iranon73: :-) iranon73: go beast boy go Disciple82: /me looks confused. Aurora1116: we're valking... Disciple82: Why wopuld a hapless women-girl set a trap for herself? Grolduk: Valking valking Grolduk: vootsteps vootsteps Anstett Jr: who is in front? Grolduk: me Disciple82: I'm confuzzled. Lord BiBo: who's on second Disciple82: I'm behind him, in front of Kylia. Disciple82: Well, somewhere ahead of her anyway iranon73: i guess i'm taking the rear then Lord BiBo: I thought kylia always mans the rear Disciple82: Maybe not RIGHT in front. Grolduk: You are a fairy Disciple82: Wouldn't want to block her line of sight after all. Aurora1116: ::not near Sergoth fearful of his "protecting":: Grolduk: Or his smell? Lord BiBo: at least it's always been tradition Grolduk: Dont block her line of sight Aurora1116: ::would like be in the back... hopeful for it in fact:: Disciple82: ((That's what I just said Fritz)) iranon73: ok then Grolduk: I know I was reiterating iranon73: i would rather be right behind reign iranon73: so long as that little turd isn't around me Disciple82: So, next to me? Disciple82: Hiy comrade. Lord BiBo: so.... bob... speak Grolduk: For you then the expression Sergoth "Fire in the Hole" could be a painful connotation!! Disciple82: Lets kill stuff. mkul316: i'll be in front of kylia then, if she's bringing up the rear iranon73: :sneers at sergoth:: mkul316: i seem to be rear guard most the time Anstett Jr: as the group moves forward, you see a hole in the ground Lord BiBo: reign's in front, hurt him Anstett Jr: up ahead Anstett Jr: nothing stirs, no sounds Aurora1116: ::wonders why SPC isn't in front... he usully does the trap checking... we get bonuses with him in the front:: Lord BiBo: well would you look at that, I never seen a hole in the ground before iranon73: no spoons Disciple82: I dart up and peer over the edge, my insatiable curiosity burning. Disciple82: What do I see Bob? Grolduk: :: Slight push from Reign:: oops sorry Sergoth my bad!! spc476: spc isn't in front because I don't want to get stuck with the business end of the native life ... iranon73: after i save him, now i want to push him in Anstett Jr: it is mostly empty, with two skeletons at the bottom broken up, Aurora1116: ((Fair enough Sean... you're a good trap detector with out springing the traps)) iranon73: mostly empty, nor not nearly full? Lord BiBo: what kind of skeletons? Grolduk: Sergothan Skeletons or human skeletons? Anstett Jr: no telling iranon73: aww.. please tell us Lord BiBo: I happen to have anatomy iranon73: i've got an anatomy too Disciple82: Any skulls? I have enough experience with hunting it'd tell e something. Anstett Jr: a pile bones Grolduk: I bet I am the best at it!!! Lord BiBo: ::looks at her list of proficiencies she pretends to have:: mkul316: so, moving on? Anstett Jr: no whole skulls Aurora1116: move on... Grolduk: Traveling on Disciple82: Phooey Disciple82: K, moving. Disciple82: Around the pit. Lord BiBo: hong kong phoey iranon73: did you have to make that clear? Disciple82: Yes. iranon73: no, i'm moving right through the pit, bob Disciple82: It's not always obvious with sergoth. Disciple82: He might try to leap across after all. iranon73: i'm not saving your ass twice in one day Grolduk: If life is a bowl of cherries why is Sergoth always in the pit? Disciple82: He's feeling lazy today. Lord BiBo: yeah, but he didn't Lord BiBo: forward Grolduk: Forward Anstett Jr: the party moves on Aurora1116: yes... Anstett Jr: you are beginning to approach the area where Olingata is known to be iranon73: this everlasting always moving party gives me douglas adams flashbacks Anstett Jr: and then you all feel slightly weat iranon73: like bread? Anstett Jr: weak Lord BiBo: damn wheat Aurora1116: ::Laughs at Lior. I'm re-reading HHGTTG:: Anstett Jr: and some of you look different iranon73: great spc476: heh ... I just took over hhgproject.org from a friend ... Disciple82: Different how? iranon73: my mask is just a mask? Disciple82: Different as in special, or different as in, wacky? Aurora1116: ((No magic zone )) Grolduk: I try and make my stick into a sword iranon73: shade is lizardy? Anstett Jr: exactly spc476: I've got a bad feeling about this iranon73 has left the room. Grolduk: Chicken Anstett Jr: lol Grolduk: Now he leaves mkul316: hehhehheh Aurora1116: Okay... let's move along a bit faster and see if we can find a better area... Anstett Jr: (lex is redownloading AIM by the way, ) Anstett Jr: moving along iranon73 has entered the room. Disciple82: /me feels his axe not feel so spiffy, gets uncomfortable. Grolduk: you are dead Anstett Jr: feels the same iranon73: sorry about that, my keyboard slipped Disciple82: Yeah, sure. mkul316: uh huh... Grolduk: yea riiighhht Lord BiBo: ::glances at the rejects:: the first of you to even THINK the word demon gets to meet the fruitbats iranon73: glad you all agree Aurora1116: great... we're valking... Aurora1116: we're valking iranon73: devil Grolduk: vootsteps vootsteps Lord BiBo: devil is fine Anstett Jr: the bearers look at the group of you strangely Lord BiBo: no offense from devil iranon73: i hate it when my mask doesn't work Grolduk: Pulls out his BIG KOPESH Disciple82: Ooooh, lizard lady! /me notices Shade for the first time. Lord BiBo: lizards are green Anstett Jr: marching forward Lord BiBo: I'm not Grolduk: My Kopesh is the bigest Kopesh in the group!!! iranon73: she's red, no? Lord BiBo: yes Disciple82: Lizards can be red. Disciple82: Think slamanders. iranon73: stop showing off your kopesh Anstett Jr: ouch Anstett Jr: you are moving along Grolduk: :-P Anstett Jr: 100 yards Anstett Jr: still no change Anstett Jr: that is the length the last one lasted Anstett Jr: this one seems to be different iranon73: this god had bigger feet Disciple82: Well, we keep going? Disciple82: Can't last foreever. Anstett Jr: keep going Lord BiBo: he was shufflin his feet this time iranon73: doin' the cha cha Anstett Jr: after abotu 300 yards the magic returns Disciple82: Maybe this was a favorite stomping gorund. Anstett Jr: you go forward Grolduk: Bob what is our sight distance? Anstett Jr: and it blinks out again, and on again iranon73: thems some big shoes that god's got to wear Lord BiBo: ::reads the bearers minds to make sure none of them are thinking demon:: Anstett Jr: in teh space of 15 feet Grolduk: Before we go any further iranon73: this must be the tread or the arch of his shoe Lord BiBo: ore the crack between his toes Anstett Jr: you can see about 2 miles to the east (your left) and about 500 yards to the west at teh most, quite often much much less Anstett Jr: lots of clumps of trees Grolduk: How about in front and in back Anstett Jr: same Grolduk: Same what? Anstett Jr: you are moving along the edge of the forest iranon73: jungle Disciple82: Not forest. Grolduk: no what is the sight distance please Disciple82: I'd get my terrain bonus if it was forest. iranon73: wow...the lion sleeps tonight just came on my computer Disciple82: But Noooooo. Disciple82: Between 500 yds and 2 miles Id assume. Anstett Jr: the distance is the same, as the trees get clooser, and you move farther away, Anstett Jr: you are kind of skirting the edges Anstett Jr: so sometimes you can see quite a ways as you move further out Anstett Jr: and sometimes less as you move back towards the edge Grolduk: ok is there any way we can take a minute or 2 to cut down some small trees and mark the boundaries of the magic and dead magic areas here? Anstett Jr: sure Anstett Jr: you mark out the small one? Disciple82: /me stands in the magic area and hacks away at a willow. Grolduk: Ok that way if we need to make a run for a magic area we know how far we hav to go Anstett Jr: you are in a magic area rigth now Anstett Jr: you just came out of the long one Disciple82: Well, those htin ones that look like willows. Grolduk: ok I assume in about 15 yards we hit a magic dead area so we mark that Disciple82: Bob confirms they're there. Anstett Jr: and crossed two small ones Anstett Jr: going backwards you mean? Grolduk: No forward Anstett Jr: as you move forward, Anstett Jr: the magic continues Anstett Jr: I will let you know if it stops again Anstett Jr: so you can mark it Grolduk: ok thanks Disciple82: /me carries branches to mark a he goes. Lord BiBo: ::makes a note on her "when I become a god to do list:: make sure other gods wipe their feet Anstett Jr: so you move forward Anstett Jr: the bearers look around nervously Disciple82: Can we get to soemthing interesting bob? Anstett Jr: no Anstett Jr: the bearers are not Lord BiBo: ::tsks:: stupid gods leaving tracks everywhere iranon73: this is gaming, you expect fun and excitement? ha! Anstett Jr: (thinking about which monster to use right now, rather than the elephant iranon73: how about we just get to the elephant? Anstett Jr: will take a while to finish that, Disciple82: Cthulu appears. Anstett Jr: ok Disciple82: We all fail our SAN checks. Anstett Jr: so you are traveling Disciple82: Not that I'm sane anyway. iranon73: wrong game trev Anstett Jr: and you see some movement out on the plains iranon73: and there's no way to make a san check vs cthulu Anstett Jr: comeing towards you Lord BiBo: lions Anstett Jr: from behind iranon73: and tigerS? mkul316: tigers Disciple82: pats lior on the head. I realize that dear. Lord BiBo: and bears mkul316: oh my! Anstett Jr: trying to sneak up from behind, with the wind Lord BiBo: prolly just hyenas Anstett Jr: largish, shapes Anstett Jr: hyenas iranon73: you know, i never foudn the wind to be very sneaky Anstett Jr: about 12 of them Grolduk: Reverse party!!! Ho I shout! iranon73: it was always just there and annoying Disciple82: They must have caught my scent! Lord BiBo: hey look, see? I can tell the future Aurora1116: How many could I get at once? Anstett Jr: they are fairly spread out Anstett Jr: about 100 yards or more from end to end iranon73: so's a fireball Aurora1116: hmmm. ok Anstett Jr: looks like they are trying to encircle you Disciple82: /me runs to stand in between party and hyenas, a psychoticly gleeful look in his eye. Disciple82: Sergoth SMASH! Anstett Jr: they hesitate now that you have stopped Lord BiBo: have fun, when you're tired, tag me and I'll take care of them Anstett Jr: they shuffle a little Anstett Jr: and sit down Lord BiBo: ::rests on her broom:: iranon73: i get me sword ready Anstett Jr: waiting for you to start movinging again Disciple82: /me licks his lips and howls at them. iranon73: so how about we quit the foreplay and just go attackth em Grolduk: Stands to the left of Lady Kylia. They do hit and run tactics attacking stragglers and strays Lord BiBo: ::watches the massacre to be from on high:: Anstett Jr: they are about 300-500 yards away right now Grolduk: We might as well keep moving they will stay that far away for awhile Anstett Jr: only with teh pixies help do you know where they are Disciple82: So is Lady Kylia going to summon more fire? iranon73: and if they try to hit, at least me, they'll probably miss Anstett Jr: they shuffle around a bit Disciple82: So, we keep moving? Anstett Jr: anxious Anstett Jr: afraid to come in too close iranon73: good, hope they stay afraid Aurora1116: move... iranon73: lets move on Grolduk: Move on Disciple82: /me howls again, loud as he can, and moves on with the gorup. Grolduk: Watch the rear of the group that is who they will attack so I move to the back as well Grolduk: I saw this on the discovery channel Grolduk: 8-) iranon73: guess i'm in the lead then... mkul316: ::you all hear a roar from about fifty yards in front of the hyenas:: Disciple82: /me mutters somehting under his breath about metagamers. Lord BiBo: we're nothing but mammels Grolduk: Bob told us we could use other knowledge blame him Anstett Jr: so the group is stalled Anstett Jr: waiting Anstett Jr: watching Disciple82: No, we kept walking. Grolduk: Valking valking Anstett Jr: the heyenas bark some iranon73: no bob, we've been walking Grolduk: vootsteps vootsteps Anstett Jr: ok Anstett Jr: so the person up front now is? iranon73: mer iranon73: me iranon73: :-) Disciple82: I go back up front also. iranon73: you can stay in the back, beasty Grolduk: I am the Butt defender!!! Disciple82: I go up front. iranon73: that's good fritz, that's really good Grolduk: I mean rear defender Disciple82: Or actually, off to the jungle side. Disciple82: Left I think. Lord BiBo: ::is glad she flies:: Aurora1116 has left the room. Grolduk: Dont forget to drop her when she hits a dead magic zone bob Anstett Jr: I will Grolduk: :-D Grolduk: I will catch you witchy Poopoo O:-) Disciple82: Correction, right side, near jungle. Grolduk: move along bob Lord BiBo: oh, you can touch me if you like ::smiles sweetly:: Anstett Jr: debating geography here, jsut a sec Anstett Jr: so you are moving along iranon73: north is up Anstett Jr: you look back Anstett Jr: the hyenas are still following along iranon73: but not in anger Anstett Jr: they get closer Anstett Jr: suddenly, iranon73: holy heynas batman, they're gaining on us Anstett Jr: sadoya make a surprise check iranon73: makes it Anstett Jr: yeah right iranon73: you can roll it for me iranon73: as i am sans dice Anstett Jr: will do Anstett Jr: and you did make it iranon73: see Grolduk: I get a plus 6 to my surprise check iranon73: i can tell the future too Lord BiBo: LOL Anstett Jr: well, Grolduk: /rofl Lord BiBo: he didn't even roll Anstett Jr: actually Reign Anstett Jr: you are not surprised either Anstett Jr: by the sudden rush of the heyenas rushing forward Grolduk: Yep i was ready for them Anstett Jr: the group finds it self iranon73: i hold my sword out and spin around in a circle Anstett Jr: with about a dozen hyenas cutting off the rear Lord BiBo: ::yawns and watches:: Anstett Jr: the jungle close on the right iranon73: ::sniffles and yawns:: iranon73: ::does the morpheus 'bring it on' pose:: Anstett Jr: and as sadoya spins around iranon73: ya know, i was joking iranon73: but anyway Anstett Jr: she sees another group of hyenas leap up from thier hiding place in front of the party Lord BiBo: lets not imitate bad movies Anstett Jr: 6 in this group Anstett Jr: but they are very close Lord BiBo: since imitation is the most sincere form of flattery Anstett Jr: about 10 feet away Lord BiBo: and the matrix deserves none iranon73: or mockery Anstett Jr: so we start next week iranon73: the first one was good Grolduk: At least matrix 3 doesn't Anstett Jr: with the big fight, spc476: yea big fights ... iranon73: havn't seen 3, but 2 sucked Lord BiBo: the first was okay Anstett Jr: who ever is here at 7 gets to fight 18 hyenas Lord BiBo: it was bearable spc476: and hopefully Bob will have a workin gcomputer iranon73: i win Lord BiBo: 2 and 3 were abysmal Anstett Jr: god I hope so Disciple82: First one ruled. 2nd one was lots of neato eye candy with no substance, third was craptasitc. Anstett Jr: I have a shipping quote, Anstett Jr: and they should be ehre on monday Grolduk: Are we quitting with 20 mn to go? I can kill a one a swipe Anstett Jr: I show about 5 min to go fritz Anstett Jr: 10:54 on my computer Disciple82: I show 15. iranon73: so, two hydrogens are walking down the street. one says to the other, i think i lost an electron. the second says, are you sure? the first replies, yes. i'm positive. Anstett Jr: slap spc476: I show 7 minutes Grolduk: I have 15 oh well Disciple82: I just read that joke somewhere. spc476: and my clock is synced to an atomic clock iranon73: i show nine, three and thirteen iranon73: i have 3 clocks staring at me all with diff times mkul316: and on that note lior, mkul316: good night. Anstett Jr: at least you will always be somewhere ontime Anstett Jr: have a great night everyone mkul316 has left the room. Anstett Jr: this went much better iranon73: thats not couinting my pocketwatch Grolduk: Buh bye Anstett Jr: Fritz, iranon73: bye everyone Grolduk: yes Anstett Jr: I will try to email you a backup of the Klooge files Anstett Jr: it is about 35 megs Disciple82: Please. Anstett Jr: what do you think the best way to do that is? Anstett Jr: Zip? iranon73: and back up your friend's phone numbers man Anstett Jr: I did have it onthe palm, Anstett Jr: just forgot about ti Anstett Jr: it iranon73: i figured you would Grolduk: Sure That would be best but talk to me on the phone so I turn off my office computer so it wont go there Anstett Jr: ok Grolduk: That way I can make sure I load it on this one Anstett Jr: will try later on this week Grolduk: Sounds good Anstett Jr: I will make a CD backup iranon73: nighty everyone Anstett Jr: and if I get the chance will call you one night iranon73: dont anyone wall into any dark holes iranon73: and hope to see everyone next week Grolduk: Sure anytime Anstett Jr: have a great night everyone Grolduk: You too iranon73 has left the room. Grolduk has left the room. spc476: Good night Disciple82 has left the room. Lord BiBo has left the room. spc476 has left the room.
