Jul 16 04 - Spider Lady Dungeon
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Laptop is receiving the map...
mIKE is receiving the map...
mIKE has received the map.
Laptop has received the map.
[mIKE] testing
[Jessica] hi
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[Jessica] meep
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[mikE] hey barb!
[mikE] hey john
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] evening
[JAA] Hi Mike and Barb
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[JAA] all three of us are name for objects
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[Lorie] Evening all... I don't see me on the list
[DM] there you go
[DM] when you are one round behind I take you off the map
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[mikE] what we did last week was what we have so far of this map.
[mikE] so, you didn't miss much, bob.
[mikE] er, john
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[BiBo!!!] goooooooooooood morning vietnam!!!!
[BiBo!!!] hello
[BiBo!!!] anyone?
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] hiya bibo
[DM] hey there everyone
[DM] we are getting all the people up and running here
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[DM] 5 people here
[BiBo!!!] how goes?
[Fritz] Howdy all
BiBo!!! is now controling Shade
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Greetings and Salutations
[Fritz] Bob did you get level 3 a I sent it to r_anstett ?
[DM] yes
[DM] sorry, i just loaded it a few minutes ago
[Patrice (Jessica)] hi hi
[Fritz] good what did you think of the colors and changes?
[Fritz] Howdy Jess. Get any sleep?
[Patrice (Jessica)] yes
[Patrice (Jessica)] i slept til almost 11
[Fritz] Now I am very jealous.
[Fritz] 8* )
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] you slept for 11 hours?
[Fritz] Is it just on my end or is John VERY laggy ?
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] I don't know ... is Johy very laggy?
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[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] oh my ... 15 minutes ... yes, I would say that's laggy
[Fritz] Hehhee thought so
[Fritz] How was everyone's week?
[Patrice (Jessica)] no, sean slept from about 3am to almost 11am
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Lorie has received the map.
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JAA is now controling Paul
JAA is receiving the map...
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] my week was pretty calm, got a new risk game.
JAA has received the map.
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Evening all... I can now chat
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] kicked everyone's butt on it :)
[Patrice (Jessica)] not that we didnt put up a good fight or anything, BiBo seems to have abnormally good luck
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] oh ... so you got 8 hours of sleep
[Patrice (Jessica)] yes
[Patrice (Jessica)] it was too much sleep
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you know you fear my mad risk skills :)
[Patrice (Jessica)] i fear nothing
[Patrice (Jessica)] you are just lucy
[Patrice (Jessica)] lucky, that is
[Fritz] He he Lucy or Lucky? I think it is Lucy
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I am the risk god!
[Patrice (Jessica)] i was doin fine til you invaded africa
[Fritz] Woot I live !!!
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you can never withstand my mighty risk onslaught!
Fritz is now controling Reign Tandem
[Patrice (Jessica)] just you wait til next time
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I'll beat you even worse :-P
[Patrice (Jessica)] you cant win all the time
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so far so god
[Patrice (Jessica)] eventually someone has to bring you down
[Patrice (Jessica)] it could just be mw
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] not anyone mortal :-P
[Patrice (Jessica)] me
[Patrice (Jessica)] me/
[Patrice (Jessica)] who says i am mortal?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you lost didn't you?
[Patrice (Jessica)] this time
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and next time
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and any time after that
[Patrice (Jessica)] nope
[Patrice (Jessica)] i managed to beat you at something once
[JAA] how long has it been sence the goblin fight?
[Patrice (Jessica)] i can do it again
[DM] about and hour or so
[DM] maybe a bit more
[DM] but not more than 2 hours
[DM] you explored
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Jessica, could you lighten your purple please?
[DM] the entire upper floor area
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] is it just me or did paul suddenly get really really green and yellow?
[DM] she is trying now Lor
[JAA] anything exciting or important I missed?
[DM] yes is is
[Patrice (Jessica)] is this better?
[DM] oh, I see why
[DM] is that the damage affecting you now that the temporary damage is gone?
[JAA] yes jessica
[DM] Paul's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 61 (66) - Unharmed
[DM] there you go John
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yay, you're not dead and dying
[DM] reset your HP to full
Trevor has joined the game.
[JAA] How did Sabrina get hurt?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Trevor? do I see Trevor?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Fireball up the skirt
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yes, yes you do
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Cool. Welcome back bro!!!
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Reign was trying to be a thief... it didn't go so well John
[JAA] So I missed something
[Trevor] You see a Trevor :-)
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] that was last week ya
[Trevor] But I am not actually Trevor.
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Oh Bibo... the 7-11 opens at 6 until midnight
[Trevor] I am Kilamanjaro man!
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] that's insanity
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] they're supposed to be 24 hours!
[JAA] at one point they were only open 7 to 11
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] you're looking for logic where there is none ... don't spend time on it
[Trevor] OK, I'm Trevor. *hangs head*
[JAA] would change your name everytime your hours changed
[Trevor] I fool no one!
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] 8-12 doesn't have the same ring to it
[DM] ok, well I have an interesting display issue right now,
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I believe in truth in advertising...
[DM] but I can see the chat room so
[DM] tongight
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] my clock at the top of the screen is really off
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Bobisanevilbutt! Bobisanevilbutt! Bobisanevilbutt!
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] when did fritz take over sean?
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] (d{d10) -1
[Trevor] My character is oomed to obscurity. Bob's screen is black.
[JAA] anyone care to share the details on how Sabrina got fireballed?
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] (d{d10) -1
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] sure
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I'll do it
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] What do you mean?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::just raises her hand and smiles::
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] remember that room with the coppers stacked in it?
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] (d6) [6] 6
[JAA] somewhat
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] (d{d6) -1
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well reign went in it and got attacked by them
[mikE] sorry, i thought lorie fireballing the party was common, not something new.
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] But I announced well in advance to give people a chance to run
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he went in there trying to kill a dying basilisk
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] lorie blew them up, and lots of us got fired
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] (d{d6) -1
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::kicks Mike... just because she hasn't in a while and he deserves it::
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::snicker::
[Patrice (Jessica)] lol
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] If you notice... I took damage as well.
[JAA] so there was attacking copper and a half dead baslik?
[DM] nods
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yep
[DM] that is a quick summation
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we took damage from the ensuing fireball
[JAA] we always hurt the ones we love
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Not I said the cow...Moo the sky is falling !!!
[DM] well to be fair,
[DM] Kylia warned everyone
[DM] and Reign and Elandar had protection from fire,
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Again I say... I announced well in advance ...and I didn't steal from anyone in the process
[DM] so it seemed to be a good plan
[mikE] i did.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yep
[mikE] but none of you know it yet.
[mikE] so ignore that i said that.
[JAA] Paul quickly checks his inventory
[DM] so all 9 playes on on the board
[DM] and everyone has the map correct? Lorie any problems?
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] ({d6) -1
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] ({d6) -1
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] so far so good... no labor pains yet
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] (d6) [5] 5
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] huzzah!!!
[mikE] that's a good thing
[Patrice (Jessica)] when are you due?
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Parse Error: kLoOgeWerks.gq: no assignment in result map
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I'm 37 weeks today
[Patrice (Jessica)] wow
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Ignore me, I'm trying to hack the program
[JAA] I am back at the keyboard.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Wow how time flys
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] (5d6) [(2+1+5+6+5)] 19
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] flies
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] (d6d6) [5(6+3+6+5+3)] 23
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] (d6d6) [3(1+2+6)] 9
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] (d6dd6) [4] -1
[Patrice (Jessica)] do you know what you're havin Lorie?
[DM] this room is open
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ...umm, well a baby last sonogram
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] a baby
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] and it doesn't have a stem
[DM] just saw MIB the other day
[Paul (JAA)] finaly
[DM] rolls his eyes
[Paul (JAA)] what is the red glow?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bouwt time?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] ok ready to play all?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Maybe we should run the other way and not worry about it and it will ignore us
[Patrice (Jessica)] ok, is itt a boy or a girl baby?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :D
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] no stem ... girl
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] No stem jessica
[Patrice (Jessica)] wha?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Two XX's no Y
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] i think you're confusing her fritz
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] No pickle, no shlong, no pecker, no joy stick
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] LOL
[Patrice (Jessica)] LOL
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] It has a taco and no sausage
[Patrice (Jessica)] that is just crude
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay... so it's agreed that Carole Ann is staying out of the light and no are we right?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Anyone seen 50 first dates?
[Trevor] No.
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] nope
[Trevor] No one has.
[Trevor] Ever.
[DM] now
[Patrice (Jessica)] i have
[Trevor] Therefor, it doesn't exist.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Very romantic funny movie. I was surprised. See it and you will get the joke
[Trevor] Damn you Jessica!
[Trevor] Damn you Fritz!
[DM] now back to the game
[Trevor] Damn you all!
[DM] back on track no
[Paul (JAA)] So back to the game, what is that red $#$$glow
[DM] now
[DM] which red glow are you refering to John?
[mikE] it's death
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Ignore it... it's an illusion :)
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it probably says second level
[mikE] coming to take us all to valhallah.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Wit is in the room and can I move my icon?
[Paul (JAA)] the red circle at the bottom of the known wprld
[DM] it is a marking on the map
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] or is that the secret door?
[DM] you will find out in a little while
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I think I remember one here
[Paul (JAA)] ok, proceede
Trevor is receiving the map...
Trevor has received the map.
[DM] waiting to move
[DM] until everyone is on the same page
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] kk
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I'm on page 42
[DM] Barb you still with us?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] how about everyone else?
Reign Tandem (Fritz) Flips through his electronic screen
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] yea... i'm hanging on
[DM] good
[DM] John any other questions
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I am on 47 crap...
Reign Tandem (Fritz) backs up 5 pages
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] okay that's 2 of us on page 42
[DM] any one have any questions about Trevors character?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] is he alive?
[DM] he was one round behind
[DM] now with you
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Yeah who the hell is he and where is he?
[DM] all the way from Africa, one round behind
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Don't we have a Reg already?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] does he still look like the person from africa?
[reginald (Trevor)] Um, no. I'm not with the party atm.
[reginald (Trevor)] And as far as you know, was never with the party.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] oh, then where are you?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Who are you and why are you here?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Give us a history puhleaze
[reginald (Trevor)] I shouldn't be on the map yet.
[DM] quick flash back, the last time Trevor played he flashed in, and before you could discuss things
[DM] he missed many weeks in a row
[DM] Trevor
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] ok explain now PUHLEAZE is he with us now or not?
[reginald (Trevor)] OK.
[reginald (Trevor)] I'm looking for the box.
[reginald (Trevor)] And I've been stalking your group.
[reginald (Trevor)] Happy?
[reginald (Trevor)] I'm a psychotic gnome.
[reginald (Trevor)] Now where is my box!?!?!?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] LOL
[Paul (JAA)] I stand back and cast protection from fire
[Paul (JAA)] go ahead lorie
[Paul (JAA)] Kylia
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::takes a step forward and cracks her knuckles::
reginald (Trevor) sighs
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Holds on to sword
[mikE] yeah... gripping my sword
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Look Mr. psychotic Gnome. You obviously have not done your homework well
[reginald (Trevor)] Sorry bout that.
[reginald (Trevor)] Now where were we?
E. L. Fudge (Sean) grabs some popcorn for the show that's about to start
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::snickers::
[reginald (Trevor)] I'm having a bad day.
[reginald (Trevor)] What's homework?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] wipes smudge off of armor and gets ready to share popcorn with EL
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] You're having a bad day? YOU ARE HAVING A BAD DAY?
[reginald (Trevor)] I never work at home.
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] It's about to get a lot worse Mr. Gnome... we don't have your bloody box and haven't in more than four or five years.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::cantrips some buttery substitute for the popcorn::
[reginald (Trevor)] Huh.. er... HUH?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Could you change them to butterfinger bars?
[mikE] ::grins at shade and passes the bucket to reign::
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] So... you'd be well off to go pester someone else...
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] EWWWWW
reginald (Trevor) scratches his head looking confused, looks down, and starts mumbling to himself.
[Paul (JAA)] I can send you to where the box is, here let me show you the way...
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::turns and looks at the rest of the party:: Shall we continue ?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::feels much better, having channeled Electra for a brief moment::
[mikE] le sigh... money falls from the sky into my lap and the evil that is woman takes it away from me...
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Uhmmm excuse me have you been hit in the head one to many times ... even for a dwarf?
[reginald (Trevor)] Um...
[reginald (Trevor)] Can I follow you out of here then?
[reginald (Trevor)] I'm a gnome buddy.
[Patrice (Jessica)] wow, when you go off to order food you sure miss a lot
[DM] John or someone
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he could be our gnome away from gnome
[DM] fill in Fritz and Barb about what the Gnome box actually is
[Paul (JAA)] I will lead him out of the dungeon
[mikE] and that bad joke will get a groan
[reginald (Trevor)] Wait!
[reginald (Trevor)] But...
[reginald (Trevor)] I'm so confused...
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I know what the Gnome Mobile is... a very poorly done movie in the 1970's by disney
[reginald (Trevor)] And lost....
[reginald (Trevor)] You have seen the holey box, right?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::looks at him incredulously::
[Paul (JAA)] Nope
Reign Tandem (Fritz) looks at Shade...
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::shrugs::
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] There is the only holey box I know
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] It is a deep black hole
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::curses reign::
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] a very big box
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: Witch's curse: The witch curses you. For the next 24 hours: (1d8) [6] 6 -- You are blind
reginald (Trevor) blinks.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] guess you been playing with yourself too many times ::snickers::
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::just turns back to the rest of the party:: He can follow us if he likes... but we should get a move on and find those fiends
[Reginald (Trevor)] Um... yes... fiends.
[Reginald (Trevor)] Ido have many a useful skill!
[Paul (JAA)] I will keep an eye on our lost gnome
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Wasn't that a TV show on NBC?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] aren't those upstairs and barred from us by the gods? ::glances at bob::
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Just look in Shade's box...I am sure you will find some nasty fiendish things in there. ::shivers::
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Thank you Paul.
Reginald (Trevor) flourishes hiw magical wand with the axe blad duck-taped to the end.
[DM] nods, no fiends for you
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] curses!!!
[Patrice (Jessica)] uh, what's an axe blad?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::curses bob::
[JAA] Paul follows Reginald.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: Witch's curse: The witch curses you. For the next 24 hours: (1d8) [1] 1 -- A random stat goes down by 3
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::shakes her head and hopes the party is ready to move along::
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] So, which one of Bob's stat goes down?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] lemme see
[DM] so we are at the point of moving on now
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Roll #1: (d6) [1] 1
[Paul (JAA)] Lead on Reign
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] str
[DM] the door assume?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Jqa Bob
[DM] how is the lag with that move
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ja Bob
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Door down?
[Sean] E. L. Fudge follows Patrice.
[Trevor] Reginald follows Reginald.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] 3 of em
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ok
[JAA] Paul no longer follows Reginald.
[JAA] Paul follows Reginald.
[DM] there is a spot on the wall
[Trevor] Reginald follows Kylia Wolfslayer.
[DM] the map in your hand indicates a secret door here
[Trevor] Reginald no longer follows Kylia Wolfslayer.
[Trevor] Reginald follows Kylia Wolfslayer.
Reign Tandem (Fritz) looks at the party choochoo and shrugs his shoulders
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we have a chocobo?
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] What's a chocobo?
[Patrice (Jessica)] i am a bit confused about that myselff, Reign
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] describe the secret door
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] a big bird you ride about on
[Paul (JAA)] Shade do you have Spellcraft?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yep
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Woot I am in heaven...get to kill something. Muharharharharhar
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] why?
[Paul (JAA)] check it out, see if it was stone shaped
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] What is our IP? Brian needs it.
[DM] you see a large male giant
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: Spellcraft check: (d20) [12] 12
[BiBo!!!] PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (19-2) [19-2] 17!!!
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] What is he doing?
[Paul (JAA)] sorry, bob implied it was no longer there
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] What is our IP.... 65 something
[DM] he is walking along
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] The address to connect to is "fridaygame.dragonslayers-society.org"
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] not giants....
[DM] he stops short at your entrance
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] what happened to to all the spiders in here?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] and
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] what
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] does
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] he
[DM] looks at you
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] do
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] next
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bob
[Reginald (Trevor)] /me, enraged at the sight of one of hs cultural enemies, lets loose a battle cry and charges into combat! (After casting phantasmal armor of course)
[DM] he has a club held at the ready, and asks, what are you doing here?
Reginald (Trevor) enraged at the sight of one of hs cultural enemies, lets loose a battle cry and charges into combat! (After casting phantasmal armor of course)
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] What language is he speaking?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::trips the Gnome as he charges past her::
[Paul (JAA)] I trip Reg
[DM] common
Reginald (Trevor) stops up short
Reginald (Trevor) on his face.
[mikE] hahaha
[Patrice (Jessica)] hee hee
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::helps reg up and watches him trying and fight something who's toe in the size of him::
[DM] tell brian he needs to update
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] We might ask you the same large one. We are exploring these here parts removing vile creatures from its demsene
[DM] I just saw him try to log in
Reginald (Trevor) waves his kneechopper menacingly.
Alexis has joined the game.
Reginald (Trevor) What's a demsene?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Woot there's my girl
[DM] hey there
[Patrice (Jessica)] hi alexis
[Reginald (Trevor)] Hey there Alexis!
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] He says he has...BOB perhaps you'd like to talk to him via AIM?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Hiya Alexis
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Salut Lexi
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Greetings and Salutations
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bon Soir
Lorie is now controling Kylia Wolfslayer
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Do I have my ward back now?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I can't move my icon....
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] what ward?
Reign Tandem (Fritz) looks hopefully at Lexis
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] ward against witches
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] oh great, is your ward's name Dick Greyson?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] 8*P
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] no no, that's a sword, and it doesn't work so well
[Alexis] hey everyone :)
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Better than Shades' her's is Grey Dickson
[JAA] Paul no longer follows Reginald.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] or is it Grey's son's dick
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I get confused
[DM] ok ok,
[JAA] Paul follows Paul.
[Patrice (Jessica)] lol
[mikE] she turns 'em gray?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I still can't move my icon.
[JAA] Paul follows Paul.
[JAA] Paul follows Paul.
[JAA] Paul follows Paul.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] eventually they wear out on her
Homir (Brian) has joined the game.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ain't my fault there aren't any real men out there
Reign Tandem (Fritz) blocks the door so the bald midgit can't get by
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] hey Brian
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] can't stand up to a little drain here and there
Reginald (Trevor) peer curiously at the giant from between Regn's legs.
[JAA] hey Brian!
[Homir (Brian)] hello all
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Brian mi amigo
[Reginald (Trevor)] You don't seem TOO vile and disgusting. I've never actually SEEN a giant.
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] hey brian...long time no see
[Patrice (Jessica)] hello brian
[Homir (Brian)] wow, hi Barb, how's Steve and Georgia and everything?
[Homir (Brian)] Hi Jessica... do I know you?
[Reginald (Trevor)] Hey Brian.
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] its going great.....when you coming for a visit? hows with you?
[Patrice (Jessica)] no, you dont know me, i am new
[Homir (Brian)] ok, ok, ok, hello everyone
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Greetings and Salutations
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] starting to seem like old times tonight
[DM] ok,
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] only everyone is spead througout the eastern seaboard of the US
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Yeppers. Just need Rob and Robert
[DM] the map is ready
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] and we're typing on computers
[Patrice (Jessica)] lo
[Patrice (Jessica)] l
[Homir (Brian)] sean, i just installed mandrake 10.0 on one of my machines, heard it was a good starter linux, what do u think?
[Reginald (Trevor)] And not playing :-/
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Yea, Mandrake makes a good starter for Linux.
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I repeat... I canNOT move my icon
[DM] checking now
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] BOB LORIE CANT MOVE HER ICON
[mikE] hey bob. guess what! lorie can't move her icon!
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] yell louder fritz :)
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Thought it would help
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Sorry... but I have mentioned this three times....
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] We know
[Reginald (Trevor)] She has Bob.
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] and what you say three times is true
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] hey bob, guess what, I'm joining the bandwagon, lorie can't move her icon
[DM] ok, ok
[DM] tell you what
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::thwaps Bibo::
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] :)
[DM] Alexis can take over for the Giant
Reign Tandem (Fritz) thwaps Bibo
[DM] she can handle that conversation
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::snickers::
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::taunts him for having three 7-11's 5 minutes from her house
[DM] Lorie's control of Kylia Wolfslayer has been revoked
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::but sighs as she realizes there is no Macaroni Grill in a two hour drive::
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I have about 2
[Reginald (Trevor)] Neener neener!
THE Sebrina (Barb) has left the game.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] though if you drive in any direction long enough you'll hit one
[Alexis] : sighs and takes over as the Giant
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Yes... Cinnci has one... three hours from here
Jessica has left the game.
JAA is no longer controling Paul
JAA is now controling Paul
THE Sebrina (Barb) has joined the game.
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] have I left the game?
[mikE] actually, if you stay on highways, you could miss them all together.
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] no, I still seem to be here
[Reginald (Trevor)] No Fudgey.
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] WB Barb
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] yes you have sean
Jessica has joined the game.
[DM] guys
[DM] can we get on task here
[JAA] anyone know how to get rid of the yellow arrow?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] What bob
THE Sebrina (Barb) is receiving the map...
[DM] talk with the giant please
THE Sebrina (Barb) has received the map.
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] then I must not have noticed. thanks Fritz
[Reginald (Trevor)] Right click /NOT on who your following
[mikE] stop following
[JAA] I;m not in the room
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] BOB... I can't talk with a giant that is far away.
[JAA] did that
Homir (Brian) is now controling Homir
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] hi giant!
[Reginald (Trevor)] Or, on who your following if you wanna stop following
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] what's happening?
[JAA] oh i see
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you have a name or title or something?
Reginald (Trevor) peers curiously at the giant from between Reign's legs.
Alexis has left the game.
[Patrice (Jessica)] step on him
[JAA] the giant has left the game
Alexis has joined the game.
[JAA] and is back
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::looks at Patrice:: That's not very Clericky or Lawful Good
Reign Tandem (Fritz) smiles at Reginald I know you have never seen anything quite that big before between anyones legs. Yes I am proud
[Alexis] *bends down* hello travelers
[Patrice (Jessica)] i know...but if there wass somethin peekin around my legs, i'd step on it
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] what? are you talking about your hemeroids again reign?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Grrr
[mikE] ::thwaps reign on the back of the helm with his sword::
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Who are you Giant
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] ?
Reginald (Trevor) gently reminds Reign of the proximity of an axe blade to his groin region.
[Reginald (Trevor)] Are you a good giant?
[Reginald (Trevor)] a merely mediocre one?
[Alexis] I am Err.. i have no title
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] oh, well, howd you get in here?
[Sean] E. L. Fudge no longer follows Patrice.
[DM] all fixed Lorie
Reign Tandem (Fritz) passes a little wind towards Reginald to remind him of what he had for breakfast
[Reginald (Trevor)] Yeah, we're underground.
[Patrice (Jessica)] holds nose
[Alexis] I am not just a normal giant.. nothing important or amazing
[mikE] why are you down here?
Reginald (Trevor) is right below the stench, and heat rises.
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Thank you BOB
[Reginald (Trevor)] Nothing important or amazing?
[Alexis] i am seeking a rare bug for my lady love
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Are you ready to give up your evil ways and repent or must we slay you on the spot?
[Reginald (Trevor)] Are you sure?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] your not a normal giant?
[Patrice (Jessica)] what kind of bug?
[Reginald (Trevor)] A bug?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::eyes up the Giant for signs of an association, hill... mountain... etc::
[mikE] love?
[Reginald (Trevor)] Awwwww, how cute!
[Reginald (Trevor)] We must help the giant get his girlfriend present.
[Patrice (Jessica)] (and i still cannot access the map at all)
[DM] he is a Firbolg
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I hope you weren't looking for a copper bug that casts illusions
[Alexis] yes I am attempting to woo a woman.. the last of my kind
[Reginald (Trevor)] I'm sorry bout the whole bloodcurdling yell Mr. Giant, I need to work on my impulse control.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] the last?
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] there's only one more woman?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::nods:: She's taken to throwing boulders at your advances?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::didn't know that firbolgs were an endangered species::
[Alexis] yes and there are three males of my tribe
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Or humans?
[Reginald (Trevor)] Yeesh, sucks to be you. So when they say, "I wouldn't date you if you were the last male on earth..", they MEAN it?
Reign Tandem (Fritz) smacks Reginald with his tale
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::bobs head:: Have you tried flowers?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I hope you weren't looking for a copper bug that casts illusions
[Alexis] we have been courting for the last one hundred years
Reginald (Trevor) moves forward.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] No wonder there aren't many of you around
[Reginald (Trevor)] Ummmm... maybe I can help!
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Should take less time for courting
[Alexis] the other two..are more wealthy than I but i generally love her and not just her abilities
[Reginald (Trevor)] Describe this bug to me Mr. Giant.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] TMI mister giant
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] does it look like a strange mix between a man, spider, and scorpion?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::nods:: Well hiding in this cave isn't going to win her over.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I hope you weren't looking for a copper bug that casts illusions
[Alexis] approximately 10ft long, it is many shades of blue
Reign Tandem (Fritz) sighs
[Reginald (Trevor)] Like this?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] maybe the pixie stole it
Reginald (Trevor) summons up a 10 ft. long blue bug.
[Reginald (Trevor)] Or different?
Reginald (Trevor) alters the image as the giant describes it.
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] You live far from here right?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] uhmmm and just how were you going to carry home a 10foot long bug and how do you know it resides here?
Elandar Silverleaf (mikE) chuckles
[Trevor] The giant react at all to my image?
[Alexis] oh my..
[Alexis] you must be wizards
[Sean] like this?
[Sean] ah ... pretty cool.
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Does your bug have a name? Gus, Ralph, Fluffy?
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] /help
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] /?
[Reginald (Trevor)] Well, I am.
[Reginald (Trevor)] And a cleric.
[Alexis] fido
[Reginald (Trevor)] And a gnome.
[Reginald (Trevor)] And 5'3".
[Alexis] i that is what i will call it
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Fido is a good name for a bug. I think.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bob would you please put up and icon of the illusion reginald made
[Alexis] and i have a leash for the bug, it shall be a pet for the one called vashti
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Better than a rock I guess
[Homir (Brian)] how would it be possible for me to see the same map everyone else is using?
[Reginald (Trevor)] Aaaah, and wht is your name again Mr. Giant?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Umm... pet called Vashti? What is that?
[Alexis] *smiles thinking about her* she probably will not select me as her mate due to the face that i am so plain
[Alexis] but i will try my best to win her heart
[JAA] doubble click on your charactrer brian
Jessica has left the game.
[Reginald (Trevor)] The fact that you are plain?
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] have you tried poetry? do you know poetry?
[Reginald (Trevor)] Hey, I can help with that too!
Homir (Brian) is receiving the map...
[Reginald (Trevor)] Umm... but I'd have to do that tomorrow.
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Ahhh... so does this bug eat anything in particular? Cookies, candy, mice, gnomes?
[JAA] please say gnomes
Reign Tandem (Fritz) smiles
[Alexis] no.. my beloveds name is vashti
LAPTOP has joined the game.
Homir (Brian) has received the map.
Reginald (Trevor) grins sheepishly.
THE Sebrina (Barb) has left the game.
[Homir (Brian)] I am back at the keyboard.
Jessica is receiving the map...
Jessica has received the map.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] probably trees
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] How about witches?
[JAA] with gnomes on top
THE Sebrina (Barb) has joined the game.
[Alexis] gnomes.. and humans
[Reginald (Trevor)] Want me to prettify you?
THE Sebrina (Barb) is receiving the map...
[Reginald (Trevor)] I can.
THE Sebrina (Barb) has received the map.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Great we have bait
Reign Tandem (Fritz) J/K
[DM] a reminder to everyone right click on the map to save map image, it will stop the lag problem
[Jessica] if you love her, and you love her enough to get this bug, then she should like you for that
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] now if we can only find a bug that eats beef....
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I see...
[Alexis] you do not understand little one
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] and you think this bug lives here?
Fritz has left the game.
[Alexis] she is the best weapons maker of the clans
[Reginald (Trevor)] What's not to understand?
[Reginald (Trevor)] Oooooh.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so... why a bug?
[Patrice (Jessica)] and which little one are you referring to?
[Alexis] the man who gets her, will be the most powerful and well equiped
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] chuckle
[Patrice (Jessica)] well equipped?
[Reginald (Trevor)] So... she doesn't like you because your ugly and have no skills, so your trying to appeal to her bug fetish.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] why don't you get a cool anvil or something?
[Reginald (Trevor)] Did I miss anything?
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] and so it isn't about love at all, then. just weapons.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] maybe build her a nice new forge?
[Alexis] she has told me she always desired this bug
[Alexis] so I shall give it to her
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::shakes head:: Why don't you invite her back to your lair...
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I'm sure she'd like a nice vacation from the Valley.
[Patrice (Jessica)] so you are a romantic
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] does this bug really exist or is she just sending you on a wild goose chase?
[Patrice (Jessica)] how sweet
[Alexis] it is about weapons for them but I .. love her
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] You can only throw boulders for so many hours and then it must get tedious
[Reginald (Trevor)] Oooh, good question!
[Reginald (Trevor)] I've never heard of 10 ft blue bugs bfore.
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] how about a pet cow? It could sing to her at night.
[Reginald (Trevor)] We can make her bug.
[Reginald (Trevor)] Or... make her a bug.
[Patrice (Jessica)] i've never heard of a lot of things, but maybe the bug is out there
[Reginald (Trevor)] Either way.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] sure, turning reign into a cow sounds fun
[Reginald (Trevor)] So, is this the bug you need?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] How long have you been searching in here for this bug?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] er, bug
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] not cow
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] It is possible that we've umm, well, exiled the bug
Fritz has joined the game.
[Alexis] i have searched for six months
[Patrice (Jessica)] how long have you been lookin for the bug?
Fritz is receiving the map...
Fritz has received the map.
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] how about a pet cow? It could sing to her at night.
[Reginald (Trevor)] Ahhh, a psychic giant.
[Reginald (Trevor)] Again, is this the exact bug you nee?
Elandar Silverleaf (mikE) retreats a few steps from reign
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] don't suppose you know what it looks like other than blue and 10 ft long? how many legs? does it shoot or secrete anything?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Six months in here for the bug and you haven't seen it? You have a lot of patience.
[Alexis] i love her dearly
[Reginald (Trevor)] Hold on, we may be able to solve his bug problem right here.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and how do you know that she hasn't married one of the other guys while you're fudging about for a bug?
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] how do you know she's not taken now?
[Reginald (Trevor)] Well, after a 100 yr courtship, I don't think 6 months is gonna matter.
[Patrice (Jessica)] we asked the giat
[Patrice (Jessica)] giant, that os
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well, 2 other guys have been also courting by the sound of it
[Reginald (Trevor)] Again giant, do I have this bug thing loking right?
[Patrice (Jessica)] is
[Reginald (Trevor)] And can you tell me what it is called?
[Jessica] I am away from the keyboard.
[Fritz] I suggest elves...They make great pets
[Fritz] Well we could help him look for the bug while we are down here
Fritz is now controling Reign Tandem
[JAA] I think we are waiting on an answer from Bob or Giant
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] we make horrible pets. we get bored easily with being pets and end up tearing up the furniture.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] We have picked up a gnome why not a giant
[DM] there is no particular name,
[Alexis] she swore to me she would not marry until i finish this quest
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] What you didn't take up entemology Bob?
[DM] I will let Alexis have full reign with this
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] No pun intended
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] wait...
[Jessica] I am back at the keyboard.
[JAA] well she is ignoring the question also
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] this bug...
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ((no pun intended))
[DM] I will ensure that her decription will work in the game
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] is it native to this plane?
[DM] smile at Lorie
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay then... enough with the small talk, let's move on.
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Unlike our large friend, we don't have 100 years
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I know how much Lady Kylia loves helping strays out with side quests and such so join us. I am sure the only reason she hasn't asked you is she is all choked up with emotion
[Alexis] little sir.. how can you help with this bug
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] We can look with you
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::looks at Reign:: I think you shouldn't speak for me.
[Reginald (Trevor)] Well, I can create it.
[Reginald (Trevor)] \It just doesn't last for very long.
Elandar Silverleaf (mikE) backs farther away from reign
[Reginald (Trevor)] If we could find a way to make the effect permanent...
[Reginald (Trevor)] Well, then...
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::looks at the tiny one:: No thanks. He needs the real thing.
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] His lady friend would sniff out a fraud a mile away...
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] No Cubic Xyconium is going to win his lady love
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I'm just hoping he has a house far from her and can sweep her off her feet and out of the Valley
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] WEll shall we move along then since the killing spree has ended already
[Reginald (Trevor)] Okies, whatever.
[Alexis] thank you
[Reginald (Trevor)] Well, I tried.
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Let's finish this quickly shall we?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Moving Bob
[DM] nods
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] afk
[Lorie] I am away from the keyboard.
[Lorie] I am back at the keyboard.
[Lorie] I am away from the keyboard.
[DM] ok
[Alexis] {{ i am so sorry you guys but my father is ill and i just can't concentrate again i am really sorry]]
[DM] so thee is Reign
[DM] thank you very much Lex
[DM] go do what you need to do
[Homir (Brian)] np
[DM] will talk to you later on
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Take Care
Alexis has left the game.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Can i go and kill the giant now...has it become evil again?
[DM] smirk
[DM] no
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Darn
[DM] he may come back afterall
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well, try and detect it for evil :)
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] /rofl
[DM] ok, so that went fairly well
[DM] and now
[Homir (Brian)] i dont even know what happened, lol
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yep, now lets go kill spiderfiends :)
[DM] feel free to set up behind
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] spiderfiends!!!
[DM] moving on?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] yes
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] and jess gets beaned in the face with a fortune cookie
[DM] Reign is ready to move down the hall
[DM] anyone joining him?
[Trevor] Reginald follows Reign Tandem.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Anything at all Bob in the room?
[DM] nothing visible
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Search room
[Homir (Brian)] looking for secret doors
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I have the original maps right now so I generally know where we are
[DM] nods
[Reginald (Trevor)] Hey, I found water!
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Yep it runs under the hall we just came thru
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I bet it's all wet and runny
[Patrice (Jessica)] thank you captain obvious
Fritz has left the game.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::looks at the ceiling::
Reginald (Trevor) dunks his lightrock into the river.
[Reginald (Trevor)] Any movement bob?
[DM] Regianld make a save versus breath weapon
[Reginald (Trevor)] Reginald: Breath Weapon save: (d20) [11] 11
[Trevor] PROBABLY FAILS against (13) [13] 13
Fritz has joined the game.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he didn't need that hand anyway
Fritz is receiving the map...
Fritz has received the map.
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Given were I am, do I hear anything? Blood curdling screams? Monster roars?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::snickers at the bloody stump::
[DM] ok, so what happens
[Fritz] What did I miss?
[DM] is that out of the river a giant gar leaps up to swallow you
[JAA] second time a DS has gone that way
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] that was a quick death
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] reggie is fish food
[DM] so the gnome was swallowed
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] well, better hope his name is jonah
[DM] Homir saw it happen
[DM] and Possibly Paul
[DM] from the bridge
[DM] working on it with trevor
[JAA] i was not on the bridge you moved me
[Lorie] I am back at the keyboard.
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay... where am I?
[Homir (Brian)] anyone have a +2 fishing pole?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] What are we doing?
[DM] explain to Lorie please
[Patrice (Jessica)] reginald got swallowed by a fish
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] what she said
[Fritz] I don't even know what happened? But I think Trevor has to roll up a new character again. 8*)
[Patrice (Jessica)] hee hee'
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Wow...
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] That's umm, well unfortunate I guess
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] he went ahead, so i don't think we saw it
[Fritz] Welcome to Bob's World
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Where is the rest of the party?
[JAA] trevor is going for marco's record
[Fritz] Never be the small guy out in front alone
[Patrice (Jessica)] nope, nope
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well I suppose I could get him if someone told me he was swallowed
[Homir (Brian)] he was swallowed
[Homir (Brian)] :)
[Fritz] You know what that is dont you Witchy Poopoo
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] oh well, there's gnome business like the adventuring business
[Fritz] I guess gnome one can help him now
[DM] ok,
[Patrice (Jessica)] lol
[Homir (Brian)] so bob, what i saw was a fish, right?
[DM] so suddenly
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::snicker::
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] he's swallowed no more
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] good one
[DM] Reginald pops into being again just behind Homir
[Reginald (Trevor)] Ewwwww....
Reginald (Trevor) wipes fish intestins off of him.
[DM] go ahead and explain
[Reginald (Trevor)] Okay, who mentioned me being bait?
[DM] I am away from the keyboard.
[Reginald (Trevor)] Yeah, dimension door rocks.
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] I guess gnomes are like Chinese food ... you're hungry after an hour
[Patrice (Jessica)] ick, you smell like fish
Fritz raises hand
[Reginald (Trevor)] Or in this case, less than a second.
[Patrice (Jessica)] yes fritz?
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] isn't that fish smell from the witch?
[Patrice (Jessica)] not this time
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::curses elandar::
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: Witch's curse: The witch curses you. For the next 24 hours: (1d8) [6] 6 -- You are blind
[Fritz] I was the one that said he was bait...::snickers:: anyone seen a barbarian around I seem to sence the same smell when he was here with us in the past
[Trevor] What level cleric spell is summon water?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you guys better stop touching yourselves
[Patrice (Jessica)] i see no barbarians
[Fritz] I smell one thought...oh wait sorry...it was the gnome barbarian but a gnome
[Patrice (Jessica)] aaah
Reginald (Trevor) cantrips himself clean.
[Fritz] I mean it was no barbarian
[Reginald (Trevor)] Ahhh, much better.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so, who's up for sushi?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Create water (if that's what you mean) is 1st level
[Patrice (Jessica)] lol
[Trevor] I just cantripped it.
[Homir (Brian)] I am away from the keyboard.
[Fritz] I now dub thee "Sir Bait"
[Reginald (Trevor)] Wonderful, I have a nickname! My chances of survival just went up astronomically!
Fritz is now controling Reign Tandem
[DM] I am back at the keyboard.
[DM] and so
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] or dying, since you're the comical sidekick
Reginald (Trevor) grumbles.
[DM] the group in the room hears of this tale
[DM] and the room is empty
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::gets back to looking at the ceiling::
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] anything special about the ceiling?
[DM] not a thing
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] why not?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Heads back up the hall
[Reginald (Trevor)] Does this river perhaps GO somewhere? I can cast water breathing...
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it probably goes to the underdark
[Reginald (Trevor)] We just have to worry about frying fishies that get in our way.
[JAA] I am away from the keyboard.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] these dungeons go down pretty darned deep
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and the river goes down
[BiBo!!!] Shade follows Reign Tandem.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Take a peak down the end of the hall. Anything down there bob?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Hall to the left
[DM] still catching up on the moves
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] The dead end
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] kk
[Jessica] Patrice follows Reign Tandem.
[Jessica] Patrice no longer follows Reign Tandem.
[Sean] E. L. Fudge follows Reign Tandem.
[Jessica] Patrice follows Reign Tandem.
[Jessica] Patrice no longer follows Reign Tandem.
[Jessica] Patrice follows Reign Tandem.
[Homir (Brian)] I am back at the keyboard.
[Reginald (Trevor)] So... we going uop this hall?
[DM] there you go
[DM] the hallway is empty
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I cvan move now
[DM] nods yes fritz
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] This should lead to well
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::starts playing a merry little tune on her flute::
Elandar Silverleaf (mikE) coughs
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] weren't we just here, reign?
[Reginald (Trevor)] Oooooh, what is this?
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] it's a fountain
Reginald (Trevor) dunks his lightstone in the fountain
[Reginald (Trevor)] Ooooh, sparkly.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Watch out for fish
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you have a fetish for dunking lights in water?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] didn't you learn your lesson from the last time?
[Patrice (Jessica)] wanna get swallowed again
[Reginald (Trevor)] The weirdest things come of it.
[Patrice (Jessica)] ?
[Reginald (Trevor)] I usually find shinies.
[Trevor] Any shinies bob?
[DM] no
[Homir (Brian)] any fish?
[Trevor] Reginald no longer follows Reign Tandem.
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::raises brow at the gnome::
[Patrice (Jessica)] wait, there may have been somethin there
[Patrice (Jessica)] reign, can we turn back?
[Reginald (Trevor)] akes a sip from the fountain.
[Sean] E. L. Fudge no longer follows Reign Tandem.
[Jessica] Patrice no longer follows Reign Tandem.
Reign Tandem (Fritz) goes back
[DM] I need every one to stop movng
[DM] the problem here is
[Reginald (Trevor)] For reference, I did not follow Reign out of the room, I'm stil looking for shinies damnit! :-P
[DM] the well acitvate the first time a new LG character walks in
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Well..while we are stopped. I am healing Sebrina and myself
[DM] adn because everyone has a map, and thier icon is where they want to be
[DM] you entered the room
[DM] and left it
[DM] before I could say a thing
[Homir (Brian)] why dont i see an icon for trevor?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Roll: ((3d10+1)) [((7+1+1)+1)] 10
[Reginald (Trevor)] I'm standing right by the fountain.
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] That's for Sebrina
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] You take to long to talk bob
[DM] no
[DM] you move too fast
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Roll: ((3d8+1)) [((1+5+3)+1)] 10
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] thank you
[DM] you went a couple of hundred feet
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] That's for Fudge
[DM] with a haling in tow
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Roll: ((3d10+1)) [((2+6+8)+1)] 17
[DM] you only get 60 feet in a round
[Homir (Brian)] so you're reginald?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] that's for me.
[Reginald (Trevor)] Yes Brian.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] kk i am still in room
[DM] they are hvaing thier icons follow you fritz,
[DM] because you move so fast
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] So 29/33 Fudge; 55/60 Sebrina; 73/73 me
[JAA] I am back at the keyboard.
[JAA] some one is accepting moves me thinks
Snarl has joined the game.
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] And I'll split an orison between the two (5 Sebrina, 4 Fudge) to bring them up to full
[DM] E. L. Fudge's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 33 (14) - Unharmed
Reign Tandem (Fritz) sings " I've got a hafling on my shoulder. It's the truth! It's natural! It's mighty satisfactual! Zippity do da Zippityaa. My oh my what a wonderful day
[DM] Sebrina's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 60 (15) - Unharmed
[DM] Kylia Wolfslayer's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 73 (15) - Unharmed
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] i feel much better ...thank
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Thanks BOB
[DM] the only one who is damaged right now then is Sadoya
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bob we all know the daggum fountain talks so why do it in secret
[DM] I am not
[Snarl] hello everyone, just stopped by to watch awhile, unless my wife has the baby
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Greetings and Salutations
[DM] the fountain only talks the first time a new LG character walks in
[Homir (Brian)] who the hell is snarl?
[Homir (Brian)] and hi
[DM] He is a new Klooger who wants to see it in action
[Snarl] lol, and old fart who's played ad&d for years....:)
[Patrice (Jessica)] snarl, will you please lighten your font?
[DM] and back to the movement , reemmber to pause between moves, to give everyone a chance,
[DM] and the fountain does speak
[DM] hello,
[Snarl] That better
[DM] thanks
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] yes
[Patrice (Jessica)] yes, thanks
[Reginald (Trevor)] Um.......
[Snarl] np
[DM] that is directed at Reginald
[Trevor] Can I tell it's addressing ME?
[DM] he is the only one who can hear this
[Reginald (Trevor)] Um... hi?
[DM] how are you today
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Howdy fountain How are you. I say that as I walk by
[DM] you do not hear this Reign
[Reginald (Trevor)] Umm... well, aside from having been eaten once already, rather well?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] NP
[DM] only the first time you enter do you hear it
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] (BOB... just an FYI that Patrice is LG))
[Reginald (Trevor)] Please don't eat me!
[DM] but Lorie, Patrice this is her first time also
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Virgins
[DM] so Patrice woudl hear this too
[DM] nods to Reign
[Reginald (Trevor)] I un wanna be bait!
Reginald (Trevor) cowers.
[Reginald (Trevor)] un *dun
[DM] so what brings your group here today?
[DM] I have seen many of them before
[DM] why are you returning?
[Reginald (Trevor)] I'm following them on a quest for a box.
[DM] oh?
[Reginald (Trevor)] I have no idea.
[DM] what kind of box
[Patrice (Jessica)] i thought we were lookin for a bug
[Reginald (Trevor)] Um....
[Reginald (Trevor)] I don't know.
[DM] what kind of bug then?
[Patrice (Jessica)] a big blue one, ten feet long
[Reginald (Trevor)] This one.
Reginald (Trevor) illusions the bug.
[DM] nodding sound in your heads
[JAA] do we hear Reg talking?
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] you know, i really wish i could cast spells like lady kylia
[DM] yes you hear Patrice and Reg talking to thin air
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] (so Snarl, you from South Dakota?)
[Snarl] yes I am
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] cool ...
[Patrice (Jessica)] hacker
[Patrice (Jessica)] ::points at sean:;
[Snarl] where ypu from
[Reginald (Trevor)] South Florida mostly.
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] I'm from South Florida ... sitting here next to Bob the DM
[DM] and so
[DM] the well continues
[Snarl] oh, lol
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::thwaps SPC::
[Snarl] wondering how you knew
[DM] do you have any desires today?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] He is a hacker
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] From your IP address ...
[Snarl] oh
[Reginald (Trevor)] I have lots of desires.
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] hehheh. sean's our creepy internet stalker.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] the gnome said he didn't want to be bait bob
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] hey now!
[Patrice (Jessica)] he's not creepy....
[DM] only missing the one magic word
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Please?
[Patrice (Jessica)] magic word?
[Reginald (Trevor)] There's a magic word?
[DM] this is a wishing well
[Patrice (Jessica)] aaaah
[DM] one chance only
[Reginald (Trevor)] Whelp, I know how to solve our bug problem.
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] (so hurry, while supplies last!)
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] i wonder what cool item this non PC will get.
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] lets see... our last henchman got a sword that would command his master...
[Patrice (Jessica)] will refrain from speech until i have somethin intelligent to say
Reginald (Trevor) puts himself on mute for a moment.
[Snarl] I am away from the keyboard.
[DM] debating the wish from trevor
[DM] if any of you have any input for hi
[DM] him
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Whistles while waiting for the others. Sits by the edge of the well.
Fritz has left the game.
[JAA] wish for the box if that is your life's goals
[JAA] or ask for advise if you would like
[Reginald (Trevor)] Um...
[JAA] or just keep us in the dark
[Reginald (Trevor)] That's a clan goal, not really a personal one.
[Reginald (Trevor)] I amm asking for advice.
[Homir (Brian)] wish that you could make up your mind quicker
Fritz has joined the game.
[DM] tsk tsk
Fritz is receiving the map...
Fritz has received the map.
[JAA] we are waiting...
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Trevor is working on his wish
[Reginald (Trevor)] Hold on, writing out my wish.
[Reginald (Trevor)] I amm ooc till I unmute myself.
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Oh boy....
[Patrice (Jessica)] ooc, i am thinking and discussing what to do
[DM] we are out of character for the moment
[DM] so the group can try to help these two with thier wishes
[Patrice (Jessica)] Lorie, John, Fritz, is there a magic item that will allow this cleric to raise her wisdom by more than a point at a time?
[Patrice (Jessica)] i am unsure how to phrase that exactly
[Patrice (Jessica)] but i want to give this cleric a much higher wisdom
[Fritz] sings..."I've got a hafling on my shoulder! It's the truth! It's factual! It's mighty satisfactuuaal! Zippity do da! Zippity Ya! My oh my what a wonderful day! Plenty of sunshine coming my way! Zippity do da! Zippity Ya!"
[JAA] ask for more wisdom if your is not 18
[Fritz] By more than one point?
[Patrice (Jessica)] i am at 15
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] sorry, fritz, but that's less than useless.
THE Sebrina (Barb) has left the game.
[Fritz] I was singing a song by the well
[Patrice (Jessica)] i want like, a wisodom of 20
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] well, she can wish for wisdom and get a point, but is there an item that will set it at 18, etc
[JAA] There is an item that does that
[Fritz] Not past 18 no.
[Patrice (Jessica)] what?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] keep in mind that it's a magic item....not permanent though
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] you want something permanent
[Patrice (Jessica)] yes
[JAA] something like that, I don't have all the items in fron tof me, i thought Lori had something
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] i magic item is permanent.
[Patrice (Jessica)] something that will permanently raise her wisdom
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] okay, here's pass one of Trevors potential wish: I wish to, at will, be able to make illusions I cast be permenat, without further concentration on my part.
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] wear it, and there ya go.
[Patrice (Jessica)] by a lot
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] that's good, until he wants to dismiss it and it doesn't go away
[Fritz] You could have the item permanently grafted to your skin
[Patrice (Jessica)] lol
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] what's the item?
[DM] I am waiting for the group to solve this
[Fritz] What are you talking about bob? solve what?
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] well, making it go away is *adding* an ability ... might be a second wish
[DM] to make the two wishes
[DM] they are asking for help,
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] no no ... what I'm saying is, "I want this ... AND that." Woudln't that be two wishes?
[DM] John what magic item in particular did you have in mind
THE Sebrina (Barb) has joined the game.
[JAA] woking on it
[Homir (Brian)] ask for the wisdom of Athena
[Patrice (Jessica)] so, is there a magic item out there that would permanently raise this cleric's wisdom
THE Sebrina (Barb) is receiving the map...
[Patrice (Jessica)] what is that, homir?
THE Sebrina (Barb) has received the map.
[Homir (Brian)] 21
[DM] Fritz and John have the best take on how to pervert a wish
[Fritz] WEll I had a gem of insight, also Ioun stones can do it as do pearls of wisdom I believe.
[Fritz] Them only lasts as long as you own it
[Patrice (Jessica)] hmmm
[Reginald (Trevor)] Okay, here is current pass at my wish.
[Reginald (Trevor)] Available for input.
[Fritz] Ioun stones can be taken from you and have to float around your head...look at the witch she has a ton of em...and finally there is the pearl
[Fritz] I will go and get my magic books. I didn't bring them here with me to the computer room
[Patrice (Jessica)] k
[Patrice (Jessica)] thanks friitz
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] 2 is hardly a ton
[Reginald (Trevor)] I wish, immediately and forever more, to be able to at will make illusions I cast be permanent, without any further effort or concentration on my part.
[Reginald (Trevor)] How does that sound to the peanut gallery?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::frowns::
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] as it's written sounds better
[Patrice (Jessica)] doesnt say anythin about when you want them to go away
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] he'll deal with the going away bit some other way
[Reginald (Trevor)] Well, I'll have to be careful about that, won't I.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and does it really matter if it never goes away?
[Patrice (Jessica)] depends on what it is
[Reginald (Trevor)] I don't have to do it to ll my isslusions, just ones I intend to be permanent.
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] only if it's annoying or lowers property values
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::studying magic books::
[Reginald (Trevor)] It is ATWILL.
[Fritz] The other thing you could do is have a magic spell effect be permant on you. that might work
[Patrice (Jessica)] just make sure you phrase that VERY carefully
[Reginald (Trevor)] Okies.
Reginald (Trevor) unmutes himself.
[Patrice (Jessica)] to whom do you speak, fritz?
[Reginald (Trevor)] Okay, Mr. Wishing Well.
E. L. Fudge (Sean) stands away from Reginald
[Patrice (Jessica)] backs up as well
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] What weapon does Patrice favor?
[Reginald (Trevor)] I wish, immediately and forever more, to, at will, be able to make any illusions I cast be permanent, without any further concentration or effort on my part.
[Patrice (Jessica)] doesnt say, lorie
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] what weapon is the god's chosen, lorie?
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] i'd asume that's her favored first weapon.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::mumbles something about gnomes being amoung one of the world's most dangerous races::
[Trevor] Only in DL Bibo :-P
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Club
[DM] and so the gnome becomes a statue, standing and wishing immediatey and forwever, the well has a new companion, treat this as a flesh to stone spell
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::thinks this well isn't terribly lg::
[Fritz] Hmmmmm Shall I kill this one too?
[Patrice (Jessica)] should i do somethin to improve her weapons?
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] well, lookit that. we've got a lawn gnome
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Oh my.....
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we should drag it about and take pictures of it
[Fritz] /rofl
[Fritz] Oh shit stop My side hurts
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so... ::pokes the statue:: what are we gonna do with it?
[Homir (Brian)] did he have any party items we really need?
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] sell it?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] no
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] has homir gotten his wish, bob?
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] we aren't going to sell the gnome statue?
[Fritz] Put a fishing pole in it's hands
[Homir (Brian)] we could leave him inside the fountain
[DM] and Brian, Mike brings up a good point
[DM] Homir does get a wish also if you want one
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::mumbles something about how she would have put him in a stasis instead of turning him into a statue::
[DM] sorry to miss that earlier
[Fritz] what's the difference?
[Fritz] Gnome matter...can we move on?
[Fritz] /rofl
[Fritz] Sorry
[Fritz] I just can't get over the garden gnome joke...we can dress him up for Christmas
[Patrice (Jessica)] lol
[Snarl] I am back at the keyboard.
[Patrice (Jessica)] welcome
[Patrice (Jessica)] you missed a funny
[Snarl] thanks
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well, there's gnome time like the present
[Patrice (Jessica)] lol
[Snarl] darn
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] i think he works best as a lawn gnome
[Patrice (Jessica)] it ok
Fritz has left the game.
[Patrice (Jessica)] scroll up
[Patrice (Jessica)] you'll catch up
[DM] scroll back up to see what happened while you were gone
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] don't suppose anyone gnomes how to cast stone to flesh about now?
[Homir (Brian)] well, i wish to have the strength of hercules.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] shoulda said a titan
[DM] we are still out of character brian
[Homir (Brian)] same thing
[Homir (Brian)] i'm not
[DM] so that will not be a wish
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] no, titans are stronger
[Homir (Brian)] no they are both 25
[DM] the others will remind you of what limits there are
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he's a 23 at best
[Snarl] stoned gnome
[Homir (Brian)] nope, 25
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] the str can only raise by one point/wish
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ask for a girdle of titan strength
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] 10 wishes/point above 18 i'm told
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] yeah. that'll give you the 25
[Homir (Brian)] so i should wish for an elven-sized girdle of titan strength?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] those things resize
Fritz has joined the game.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I wouldn't add that
Fritz is receiving the map...
Fritz has received the map.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] adding more tends to add more things to screw with
[Fritz] I suggest you just make your wish simple Pat. Wish that your Wisdom was 1 point higher
[Patrice (Jessica)] well, i have somethin
[Patrice (Jessica)] still out of character, how does this sound?
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] wish that elandar has a second wish
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] just a suggestion.
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::kicks Elf boy again for being greedy::
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::curses elandar::
[Homir (Brian)] wish that Elandar was no long in the party
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] i love it when you do that, lorie
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: Witch's curse: The witch curses you. For the next 24 hours: (1d8) [3] 3 -- A random stat goes down by 3
[JAA] xnay on wishing for more wishes
[Snarl] have a great night all, bar maid wants me
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Roll #1: (d6) [6] 6
[Patrice (Jessica)] "I wish to have the wisdom of Oghma (this would be her deity, and would increase her wisdom tto 18)
[JAA] tata
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] looks like yer uglier
[Fritz] Enjoy good luck on the baby
[Homir (Brian)] bye snarl
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Ciao
[JAA] nope
[DM] have a great night Snarl
[Patrice (Jessica)] good night snarl
[Snarl] thanks, my 4th and their 5 years apart
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Good night.
[JAA] won't work, plus your god will be less wize and mad
[Snarl] 15
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] hahahaha
[Snarl] 15 years
[Patrice (Jessica)] hmm
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] that would be bad...
[Fritz] Wow..I suggest you tell your wife after this to STAY ON her FEET!!
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] somehow I don't think a wish has the abiility to affect a god
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] sort of.
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::silently wishes she had that (OOC) metal plate that ended up on Beetlejuice for Elf boy::
[Patrice (Jessica)] ok...try this
[Snarl] lol she is 26, me 42
[Patrice (Jessica)] wow
[Patrice (Jessica)] go you
[Fritz] Forget I said that you lucky dog you...WOOF WOOF
[Snarl] been together 7 years
[Snarl] lol
[Fritz] OWOOOOOO
[Patrice (Jessica)] lol
[Snarl] cya
[Patrice (Jessica)] bya!
Snarl has left the game.
[Reginald (Trevor)] /afk
[Patrice (Jessica)] ok, got a different way to phrase this wish
[Fritz] CAn I killl something now...
[JAA] yo can kill Reg
[Patrice (Jessica)] "i wish for my wisdom to be equal to that of Oghma"
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::turns Reign towards Elf boy ::
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] brian, you gonna make that wish for a girdle or something?
[Patrice (Jessica)] smash the gnome
[Fritz] Is that a real wish or a fake wish?
[Patrice (Jessica)] that is ooc
[DM] fake one
[Homir (Brian)] I wish for a girdle of titan strength to be here, in front of me. ???
[DM] all is ooc until
[Fritz] good
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] remeber, bob's telling me that if you wish for stat up, it'll only go by one point
[JAA] Wishes only raise stats one point. Only way is to wish for an item that does more
[Fritz] I suggest you just wish for your wisdom to be one point higher at a 16.
[Patrice (Jessica)] why?
[Fritz] if you wish for the wisdom of Oghma you will become Oghma's avatar and buhbye Patrice
[Patrice (Jessica)] eek
[Patrice (Jessica)] ok
[JAA] why it doesn't work or why wish for one point
[Fritz] you only get one point per wish
[Patrice (Jessica)] i received my answer on this end
[Patrice (Jessica)] last ooc try
[Patrice (Jessica)] "i wish to have my wisdom raised"?
[Fritz] It would take more to get it higher unless she wished for an item
[Patrice (Jessica)] is there an item?
[JAA] didn't I just say that?
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] john, what'cha think of brian's?
[Fritz] Yes but it isn't permanent which is the differnece sorry
[Patrice (Jessica)] ok
[Homir (Brian)] I wish for a girdle of titan strength to be here, in front of me.
[JAA] a little wordy but should work
[Fritz] uhhhmmm
[Fritz] wati
[Fritz] wait
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] okay, now that's just asking for perversion
[Fritz] I suggest that he make it some way that he could take it with him
[Fritz] I would put it on the gnome
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] yeah
[Fritz] If I was the DM
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] true. imbedded in a wall would suck
[Homir (Brian)] or that would suck
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] you could wish for a bag of holding filled with jellybeans.
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Sorry all.. I need to go to sleep. I'm not doing well
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Night
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] that would always be tasty.
[Homir (Brian)] maybe i should wish for a glass of water
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] night, lor.
[Homir (Brian)] it seems much safer
[Patrice (Jessica)] good night lorie, feel better
[DM] have a great night
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Good night Lorie
[Homir (Brian)] later
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] yes, but then would it be half full, or half empty?
Lorie has left the game.
[JAA] good night
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it'll give you a block of ice :)
[JAA] let's call it a night, look for the items you want and start fresh
[Fritz] HOw about we adventure and let them finish there wishes later?
[Patrice (Jessica)] i'm almost donee
[Patrice (Jessica)] i know what i want, but i dont know how to say it
[JAA] good night all
[Patrice (Jessica)] night
[Fritz] Night John
JAA has left the game.
[DM] either one you want
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] i need to go too.... 5am comes early.
[Patrice (Jessica)] night
[Fritz] Night doll.
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] night night
[Homir (Brian)] ok, good night, good seeing you, barb
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] good to see you here again too
THE Sebrina (Barb) has left the game.
[Fritz] About the best I can come up with at this time Jess is this..." I wish to possess a Ring of Fortitude (wisdom) that does affect my wisdom ability score in a positive manner". See page 964 magic encyclopedia
[Patrice (Jessica)] ok
[Fritz] Take a look at it and see what others say
[Patrice (Jessica)] i'm about to do that
[Fritz] Brian I think Titan strength is a bit much and mya be perverted simply because it is such a huge item
[Homir (Brian)] i pass on the wish thing
[Fritz] You can always get it later if another LG person comes in here with you for the first time
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] bob said "well..."
[DM] I am away from the keyboard.
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] pass it to me!!!
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well, a fighter has already said "I wish for a girdle of titan strength"
[DM] Time of Day: 05:00 PM. Fri, May 28th, 2004.
[DM] A flip of the ol' kLoOge Coin results in: Tails
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and he got one that gave him 24 str
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] for the record ;)
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] and we start combat with the well...
[Fritz] Well that is all I can come up with quickly. did you look at the ring?
[DM] I am back at the keyboard.
[Patrice (Jessica)] i am lookin
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so if you wanted more str, I'd ask for that
[DM] they are dicussing the issues with the ring
[Patrice (Jessica)] fritz, the ring will only effect my spell casting
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] which is the reason for a higher wis for a cleric
[Reginald (Trevor)] So, can someone unstone me already?
[Fritz] I that is why I put in there that it affects your ABILITY SCORE. It would be a modified ring in actuality
[Fritz] No one has that spell
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] sure ::casts stone to flesh::
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] lorie does
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] but she's not here
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] lookie that he's flesh
[Fritz] Did she have it memorized? We will have to tell her next time
Reginald (Trevor) finishes his sentence.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] she's a cleric
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] she doesn't need to memorize
[Fritz] oh yeah forgot
Reginald (Trevor) waits.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::pats the gnome on the back::
Reginald (Trevor) summons up a bug.
[Reginald (Trevor)] You are permanent!
Reginald (Trevor) pooints at the bug.
[Fritz] No my name is squeeky
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] hey squeeky
Reginald (Trevor) goes over and pet's his permanenced bug.
[DM] the bug illusion is there, but is not permant
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he doesn't know that
[DM] the well does not respond to anyone after the first time they walk in
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] let him have his illusion for now :-P
[Trevor] Yeah bob, don't shatter his illusions.
[DM] smile
[Fritz] Didn't you have another character get stoned Trevor? ::snickers::
[Trevor] Thwaps Fritz.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] come to think about it, you DO have a bad luck with petrfication
[Jessica] I am away from the keyboard.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] alright, so is everyone all wished out?
[Fritz] Well she gonna wish or not? Bob will you add my XP for the map I did so i can go up a level 8*). Also can I access the sound files?
Reginald (Trevor) watches in shock as his bug disappears.
[Jessica] I am back at the keyboard.
[DM] lol, I will do all the XP issues after the game or this weekend, I have some to add for John also,
[Patrice (Jessica)] she is
[DM] and the potion stuff you two did
[Patrice (Jessica)] in a sec
Fritz Puts away his can of Raid
[DM] have some notes to work out
[Patrice (Jessica)] sean is tweakin my wish
Reginald (Trevor) lays down and cries.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::whispers to the gnome:: lookit that, your illusion went permanently invisible
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] that's a good trick
[Fritz] /rofl Marco
[Patrice (Jessica)] ok
[Patrice (Jessica)] takes a deep breath
[Fritz] Wait
[Homir (Brian)] i have to go guys, see you all later
[Patrice (Jessica)] (back in character)
[DM] see you later on Brian,
[Fritz] Jess let me red it first
[Patrice (Jessica)] bye brian
[DM] let us know
[Fritz] bye brian
[Fritz] let me read it first. ooc
[DM] I did call the bank back wythe way
[DM] by the way
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] see you later
[Homir (Brian)] u talking to me?
[DM] left a message for you
[DM] nods
Reginald (Trevor) Phantasmal Killers Shade.
[Homir (Brian)] ok, thx
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Roll #1: (d100) [11] 11
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::snickers as the spell fizzles::
Homir (Brian) has left the game.
Reginald (Trevor) sighs and lays back down, convinced he has lost all his abilities somehow.
Reginald (Trevor) mumbles, dazed.
[Patrice (Jessica)] pats the weeping gnoe
[Patrice (Jessica)] gnome
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you know, if you want, I can restore your abilities
[Fritz] Put away the Viagra Shade
[Patrice (Jessica)] i'm ready to wish
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Good Luck
[Patrice (Jessica)] thanks
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::curses reign::
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: Witch's curse: The witch curses you. For the next 24 hours: (1d8) [7] 7 -- You lose a hitpoint per hour.
Reign Tandem (Fritz) Crosses fingers...
[Patrice (Jessica)] (waiting for bob to come back to the table)
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] bounce back curse on you Witch
[DM] I am back
[DM] so I guess I don't need this one then
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well, that looks fun
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] can we kill it?
[Patrice (Jessica)] i wish to posses a ring of fortitude(wisdom) that does affect my wisdom ability score in a positive manner
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Oooh that looks tuff
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Awww!!! bring it back! bring it back!!
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Me wanna fight he looked evil
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Khill my landlord
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] nooooooooooooo
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] kill it!!!
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] bring it back!!!!!!!!!!!
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Erebody in the maze gettin tipsy
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] It's so hot in here. So take off all your clothes
[DM] Time of Day: 05:00 PM. Thu, May 27th, 2004.
Reginald (Trevor) disappears.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::pokes at the empty space::
[Patrice (Jessica)] aww, darn
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and now somethin else disappears
[DM] ok,
[DM] I think I don't have anythign but to have the ring appear
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] woot
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] sweet
Reginald (Trevor) backtracks for a moment (OOC) no dissappearing, actually, the gnome just walks off in a daze.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] can it have a severed finger in it?
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] heh
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] just for coolness factor?
[Patrice (Jessica)] so i gett the ring?
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] lol
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] items are the best wishes.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Congrats
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] hard to screw up a specific wish
[Patrice (Jessica)] does this mean i get the ring?
[Patrice (Jessica)] woot!
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Congrats Patrice
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] sings..."I've got a hafling on my shoulder! It's the truth! It's factual! It's mighty satisfactuuuaaal! Zipity Do Da! Zippity Ya! My oh my what a wonderful day! Plenty of sunshine cooming my way! Zippity Do Da! Zippity Ya!!!
[Patrice (Jessica)] ::does a happy dance:;
[DM] ok all
[DM] that is a wrap
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Erebody in the maze gettin tipsy
[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] good stuff. night all
[DM] and we will pick up next week from here
[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Good night
[DM] have a great night all
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Night all
Sean has left the game.
mikE has left the game.
Trevor has left the game.
[Patrice (Jessica)] good night
Jessica has left the game.
BiBo!!! has left the game.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] OK Bob I just have a couple of map questions for you real fast
[DM] sure
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] R U Still There?
[DM] yes
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Great. What do you think about the colors and the items I have been putting in?
[DM] the fountain here is very nice
[DM] I think the doors are nice on this
[DM] but
[DM] I did not look at the idea
[DM] you did in the third level map
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] kk
[DM] I am having display problems right now
[DM] so I can not actually view my campaign tree
[DM] but I will look at it again soon
[DM] I think that things went fairly well tonigth
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ya. I can do big campaign areas also so if you ever wanted to send me copies of your world maps i could do those as well. Soon I am going to go ahead and generate some maps of my own creation that you can use
[DM] cool
[DM] cool
[DM] actually talk to lorie
[DM] as she did have free reign
[DM] when she was designing her keep area
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I couldn't stop laughing when Trevor died first it seemed by the fish then by the statue bit
[DM] I do have a map of the back yard also
[DM] nods,
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Is that the map I have
[DM] they are here wrappin gup
[DM] the one with teh forest and valey stuff?
[DM] do you have that one?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] KK. Can you give me a holler this weekend? It has a statue of Gob in it
[DM] will try to
[DM] I work tomorrow
[DM] and plan on haning around the house on sunday
[DM] I got a 100% on my test last night
[DM] so feeling better about schol and stuff
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Congratulations
[DM] you have a great night
[DM] will go show everyone out
[DM] talk to you later on
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] u 2
Fritz has left the game.
