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Jul 23 04 - Spider Lady Dungeon

BiBo!!! has joined the game.

BiBo!!! is receiving the map...

BiBo!!! has received the map.

[BiBo!!!] connected is me

mikE has joined the game.

[BiBo!!!] as well as mike

mikE is receiving the map...

mikE has received the map.

Trevor has joined the game.

Lorie has joined the game.

[Trevor] Howa!

[BiBo!!!] so

Trevor is receiving the map...

Trevor has received the map.

[BiBo!!!] what happened

[BiBo!!!] ::squints at trevor::

[Trevor] Oh, I wrecked my car.

[BiBo!!!] define wrecked

Lorie has left the game.

[Trevor] Fun stuff.

[Trevor] Good times, good times.

Trevor has left the game.

Fritz has joined the game.

[Fritz] Howdy

[BiBo!!!] heyo

Trevor has joined the game.

[BiBo!!!] wrecked as in it's completely useless or wrecked as in there's a really nasty dent in it

[Trevor] OK, having some slight connection issues.

[Fritz] Stoney how are you

[Trevor] Wrecked as in theres a dent about knee high running from the right front turn signal to the gas tnk.

[BiBo!!!] so it's still driveable

[Trevor] It still drives, sort of.

[BiBo!!!] good job

[BiBo!!!] well you said you wanted a new car :-P

[Elandar Silverleaf (Fritz)] Ouch did you hit a statue of a lawn gnome or a barbarian warrior in the park by chance?

[Trevor] The rim on the front tire is dented also, so I don't want to drive it anywhere but the shop.

[Fritz] Woops didn't mean to speak as elandar

[Trevor] Yeah, but I'd rather save up for a REALLY NICE car in 6 months than get an eh car now.

[BiBo!!!] :-P

[Trevor] So, I'll get this one repaired and save up :-P

[Fritz] These hotkeys kinda mess with your mind. like making wishes and what not.

Lorie has joined the game.

[Trevor] By the way, I'm playiong from home tonight Bob :-P

Trevor is receiving the map...

[DM] nods, I heard abotu the accident

[BiBo!!!] lets not crash into highway dividers then eh?

Trevor has received the map.

[Fritz] Lorie did you here Patrice got her wish !!!

Fritz is receiving the map...

Fritz has received the map.

[DM] when everyone has download the map

[DM] please save it as always

[Trevor] How do I do that?

[DM] there are new features coming in the next update for 56K people

[mikE] right click on the screen and save map.

[DM] and the ability to send files ahead of time in a zip file for you to store up

Lorie is receiving the map...

Lorie has received the map.

[DM] if I prepare everything right, we can have the web site available for downloads

[DM] and the issue of my system locking up while the map is being downloaded will be changed also

[DM] Kurris is very concerned that the dial up people be able to stay with us

Sean has joined the game.

[Trevor] Hey Sean.

[Fritz] Hiyde ho all newbodies

[Sean] Greetings and Salutations

[Trevor] OK, who is Paul?

[Fritz] John's character

[Trevor] Aaaah.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Evening all....

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] SPC, are you a Heather :)

[Fritz] Hiya Lorie again....Did you hear the good news about Patrice?

[DM] I am a parrot head

[Trevor] Indeed bob.

[mikE] no no, bob.

[Trevor] Who's at Bob's keyboard?

[mikE] you're a chicken head

[DM] ok ok, a shark fin

[Sean] No, I'm a Veronica

[Trevor] I'm a sally.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Patrice got her wish to do what?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Wow...and I'm a Taurus with Jupiter rising... amazing how small the world is

[Trevor] That why your so bullheaded Kylia?

[Trevor] :-P

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] No... I meant Lorie silly boy :P

[Trevor] So did I ;-P

[BiBo!!!] I am away from the keyboard.

[Trevor] I just sometimes mix up charcters

[DM] dinner is already ordered, off to bring up drinks and I will be ready,

[DM] go ahead and start without me

[DM] I am away from the keyboard.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Didn't your Mommy ever tell you not to pick on pregnant women?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Can I place my drink order please? I need a double today... been a rough one

[Trevor] YOU'VE had a rough one.

[Trevor] Who just wrecked their car?

[Trevor] And found out that he didn't have collision insurance :-P

[Fritz] Patrice made a wish for a ring that would modify her wisdom by 4 points and it came true so now she has a 20 wisdom

[DM] I am back at the keyboard.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Oh... that's great.

[DM] well, not exactly Fritz

[DM] she has the ring

[DM] she wished for the ring,

[DM] while the ring is on her wisdon is increased

[mikE] she's got a 19, isn't it?

[DM] she does not have a 20 wisdom

[mikE] it gives +4 to her wis, right?

[DM] a fine point, but just want to be clear

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay BOB... we started without you. Everyone got a ring of wishes from a benevolent random person in the dungeon that was offering them up as penance for evil misdeeds

[DM] cool

[mikE] sweet

[Trevor] /afk

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Oh, and since it was one of your former NPC's... the rings came with unlimited charges

[DM] too bad that the rings are all for reverse wishes

[Trevor] I am away from the keyboard.

[Fritz] Exactly with the ring on her she has a wisdom of 20 (+4 to her wisdom of 16 = 20) with all the benifits

[DM] so you all wished for unlimited health

[Trevor] I am back at the keyboard.

[DM] do you all die

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Not really... I wish that there were MORE Eleves and Dwarves.... ** POOF ** Now there are fewer

[DM] lol

[Trevor] No, she didn't have that high a wisdom to begin with silly :-P

[DM] lol

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Her Wis was 15 Fritz

[DM] ok, ok,

[Trevor] I am away from the keyboard.

[Fritz] Oh she told me it was a 16

[DM] So Reginald is gone,

[Fritz] What ever.

[mikE] like i said then, she's got a wis of 19 for spell casting purposes now.

[DM] he wandered away

[Fritz] How did that happen he was a statue?

[DM] I am assuming that he was turned back

[Trevor] I am back at the keyboard.

[Trevor] Back.

Homir (Brian) has joined the game.

[DM] and then Trevor said he turned invis

[Fritz] Who turned him back. Lorie wasn't here and Marco cant dispell against that level of magic

[mikE] brian!

[Fritz] Howdy brian

[Trevor] I was turned back, continued with what I was saying, then summoned an illusion, it went poof, and I wandered off.

[Trevor] GM ruled Lorie turned me back.

[Trevor] I thought.

[DM] or Shade

[Homir (Brian)] hello all

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Why would Lorie do that?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Evening Brian?

[DM] one of the two, no problem for either of them to do

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Why would Kylia do that?

[Trevor] Well, then shade did it :-P

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] You were annoying gnome with somewhere else to be

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Did you sleep with her? that's the only way she'd turn you into anything

[Fritz] Bob Shade would have to dispel a wish magic at least against God level. how can he do that?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] She's not exactly known for her "charity work"

[mikE] and then it's just turned black and withered

[DM] ouch

[DM] dinner has arrived, just a sec

[DM] I am away from the keyboard.

[BiBo!!!] I am back at the keyboard.

[Trevor] Bob had ruled in the wish I was just turned to stone, as the flesh to stone spell.

[BiBo!!!] I can dispel magic at least as high as lorie, higher with my ioun stones

Sean is receiving the map...

Sean has received the map.

[Fritz] Yes and the magic of the wish for this pool Bob said was of god level. So you would have to dispel against that level or cast stone to flesh to reverse it

[Trevor] I'm just repeating wht Bob said.

[Trevor] Don't look at me.

[Trevor] Even a god can cast level 1 spells.

[BiBo!!!] 20 always dispells

[Fritz] Yeah Bob had a brain fart at the very end. Even he admitted that it didn't really happen right after every logged off but that if Lorie agreed he would let the stone to flesh work

[Trevor] OK, well, anyway, if I don't get turned back, I'm dead. If I do, then what happened, happeneed.

[Fritz] Unless Bibo thinks he can get lucky and roll high enough to dispel

[Fritz] You aren't dead just a statue until someone turns you back

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] brb

[Lorie] I am away from the keyboard.

[BiBo!!!] I think I have stone to flesh in a wand

Fritz has left the game.

Homir (Brian) has left the game.

Trevor has left the game.

Lorie has left the game.

[DM] I am back at the keyboard.

[DM] I am away from the keyboard.

[DM] I am back at the keyboard.

[mikE] testing

Trevor has joined the game.

[Sean] hello?

[Trevor] Yeesh, what was that?

[Sean] a anomaly in the cyberspace continuum

[Trevor] Did everyone drop or just me?

[DM] everyone

[Sean] I felt something ... like a thousand IMs were suddenly cut off

[DM] lol

[Sean] and oddly enough, alderaan.com is no longer around

Lorie has joined the game.

[Trevor] Oh geez.

Fritz has joined the game.

Fritz is receiving the map...

[Lorie] I am back at the keyboard.

Fritz has received the map.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I'm here, but seeing nothing... BRB

Homir (Brian) has joined the game.

Lorie has left the game.

Trevor is receiving the map...

Trevor has received the map.

[DM] Brian, are you going to make a wish ?

[DM] if not it is ok

[DM] you can do it the next time a LG charaacter comes along with the group

[Homir (Brian)] i could wish trevor back to flesh, right?

[DM] nodds

[mikE] but that happens anyway

Lorie has joined the game.

[Homir (Brian)] k

[Trevor] Does it?

[Trevor] DM?

[Homir (Brian)] i could wish that he was back to stone, right?

Lorie is receiving the map...

Lorie has received the map.

[Trevor] 8-O

[DM] nods

[Trevor] You wouldn't!

[DM] you may wish for what ever your heart tells you to

[Homir (Brian)] what valuable items do you have? lol

[Sean] I wish for a thousand wishes!

[Homir (Brian)] never thought of that one before :)

[BiBo!!!] wish for everyone else's wishes

[Homir (Brian)] does anyone else need something? I'll wish for them

[Trevor] I'd like my magicl powers back.

[Homir (Brian)] how'd u lose them?

[Trevor] Reginald doesn't know.

[Sean] sure thing ... one magicl power coming right up

[mikE] i'd like a girdle of frost giant strenth

[Trevor] Something to do with his wish he guesses.

[Sean] you realize of course, that magicl powers are slightly different than magical powers, right?

[Trevor] Shaddup Sean, he knows what I mean :-P

[DM] magical powers ohhh, I thought you meant madrical powers,

[Trevor] What the hell is mdrical?

[Trevor] *madrical?

[Homir (Brian)] is your a key sticking?

[DM] gee I guess you don't want to sing like that forever?

[mikE] its a pretty song

[Trevor] Yes, it is.

[Trevor] My keyboard sucks.

[Homir (Brian)] Mike wants a girdle? are you a girlie man?

[mikE] ask me after i get it

[mikE] hehhehhehheh

[Sean] girldes you know .. stuff you cook on

[DM] ok,

[Homir (Brian)] ok, how do i work it?

[DM] not touching that one

[Homir (Brian)] word*

[DM] you go play with it until you figure it out Bri

[BiBo!!!] better be careful who you call girlie man

[mikE] shake it like a polaroid picture

[BiBo!!!] you might end up on the news for a week

[Sean] I'e never shaken a Polaroid picture ... I don't htink you have to shake them

[Homir (Brian)] brb, i have to work it

[Homir (Brian)] I am away from the keyboard.

[DM] lol

[Homir (Brian)] I am back at the keyboard.

[Homir (Brian)] that was fast

[mikE] back so soon?

[DM] omg

[Homir (Brian)] ok so how do i WORD it?

[DM] ok back to normal now

[DM] word what,

[Homir (Brian)] the wish

[BiBo!!!] so can we kill us some spiderfiends yet?

[DM] we are not in wish mode right now

[mikE] i think jess's was something along "i wish i had a blah"

[DM] so you can talk all you want about this

[BiBo!!!] wish that all the spiderfiends were dead

[Sean] with as few words as possible

[mikE] ask fritz. he helped her out.

[Sean] great Bibo, now we hae to fight undead Spiderfiends

[Homir (Brian)] lol

[BiBo!!!] no, dead, not undead

[Trevor] Undead and dead are two dif things.

[mikE] it's not hard to fight dead things

[mikE] they don't move around much

[Homir (Brian)] you have to dig them up first

[Sean] the undead are dead ... just a bit more animated than the regular dead

[DM] I am away from the keyboard.

[BiBo!!!] oh, and I want all the exp for having them all killed

[BiBo!!!] wish for a level, I did

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay... I missed something. We are killing undead spider fiends?

[DM] I am back at the keyboard.

[DM] no no

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] When did they get to be undead?

[BiBo!!!] no because bob won't let us

[mikE] fritz! wake up!

[BiBo!!!] still

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] we didn't even get to them being dead let alone undead

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I was attending to something... afk

[Trevor] Brian, you gonna wish for me to have my magical powers back? :-)

[mikE] why? they aren't gone.

[Homir (Brian)] did u really lose them?

[BiBo!!!] no

[Homir (Brian)] did you look in your pockets?

[BiBo!!!] he just thinks he did

[Trevor] No, reginald lost them. Most definitely.

[Homir (Brian)] ok, guess I'll just wish for a girdle of giant strength

[mikE] which kind?

[mikE] which is the higher one? frost?

[Sean] The kind that magically meld to your body, giving you a 22 str

Fritz has left the game.

[BiBo!!!] why? you can get much more than that

[Homir (Brian)] storm

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] why did he lose them ?

[mikE] there ya go. go get that one

Trevor has left the game.

Fritz has joined the game.

Fritz is receiving the map...

Fritz has received the map.

[DM] Fritz that is tooo funny

[DM] you do that so often with a private message

[mikE] welcome back, fritz

[DM] and talk to Brian about wishes

[DM] and Marco about the other character

Trevor has joined the game.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] So why did Gnome lose his powers?

[mikE] he didn't

[Sean] he was stuffed in the box too long

Trevor has left the game.

[DM] he thinks he did because his wish did not come true

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] you shouldn't have let him out

[BiBo!!!] and because he tried casting at me

[BiBo!!!] and well, magic doesn't work on me all that much

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] uh huh...right

Trevor has joined the game.

Trevor has left the game.

[Sean] no, really! Even Bob, with five demons, couldn't kill Bibo

BiBo!!! is now controling Shade

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::snicker::

[DM] now now

Trevor has joined the game.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] AND a bed!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] don't forget the bed!

[Trevor] Whew

[DM] it was a stale mate at best

[mikE] poor impotent bob.

Trevor has left the game.

[Sean] oh, Bibo had you

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] no, I so coulda killed them if I sat around long enough

[mikE] he needs gm-zite

[Homir (Brian)] lol

Trevor has joined the game.

[mikE] for that natural enhancement

[Trevor] Hello?

[DM] yes

[Trevor] I keep getting disconncted.

[DM] not sure why

[DM] everyone else here is on

[mikE] we've noticed

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] sounds like a personal problem

Trevor has left the game.

[DM] ok

[DM] so

[DM] moving on to Brian

Trevor has joined the game.

[Homir (Brian)] I think fritz is working on the wording

[Trevor] Whatcha wishing for Brian?

[Sean] peace for mankind

[Sean] and greater understanding among all peoples of the earth

[DM] rip

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Esperanto?

[Sean] or how about whirrled peas?

[DM] swirrled peas

[DM] ok

[Homir (Brian)] should i wish for a generic one and roll for it, or specify a giant type?

[mikE] i do beleive that has something to do with 42.

[DM] back to the real world

[Sean] be as brief and specific as possible

[DM] after Homir wishes

[Fritz] Always specify

Jessica has joined the game.

[Sean] Greetings and Salutations

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] evening

[Jessica] hi

[DM] welcome

Jessica is receiving the map...

Jessica has received the map.

[Homir (Brian)] hello

Trevor has left the game.

[Homir (Brian)] bye

[Jessica] sorry i'm late, all i just got home from work

[Sean] Trevor has left the building. Again.

[Jessica] lol

[mikE] we'll let you off this time, but next time you're late, you're getting detention

[Homir (Brian)] i think he needs more than a new keyboard

[Jessica] i couldnt help it

[Patrice (Jessica)] so, what has hapened so far?

[Homir (Brian)] ok, think we are ready

[DM] I am ready for you

[DM] just say you are turning on your wish

[DM] then make the wish

[Homir (Brian)] ok, this is my wish:

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah, turn on that wish

[DM] wai5t

[Fritz] Wait

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] oh baby

[Fritz] Wait

Trevor has joined the game.

[Fritz] Wait

[Trevor] WTF?

[mikE] i think you should wish right now.

[Fritz] Send it to me one more time exactly as you want it

[Patrice (Jessica)] hi

[DM] until you turn on the wishing well,

[Trevor] Thi is getting rather irritating.

[Homir (Brian)] waiting....

[DM] you can say anything you want

[DM] here or in private

[DM] I will not judge it

[DM] until you turn on the well

[Patrice (Jessica)] who is wishing now?

[DM] and then make the wish again

[Sean] Homir

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] brian

[Patrice (Jessica)] nods

[Patrice (Jessica)] good luck

Trevor has left the game.

[Sean] again

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] poor trevor

[DM] I am away from the keyboard.

[Homir (Brian)] now we can talk about Bob

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] nothing stopping us any other time

[mikE] and bob's tivo works...

[Patrice (Jessica)] apparently, Trevor will not be returning this evening

[Homir (Brian)] how do i receive the map?

[Sean] are you psychic or something?

[mikE] double click on a character on the left

[Sean] double click on your character name

[Patrice (Jessica)] who?

[Sean] I am away from the keyboard.

Homir (Brian) is receiving the map...

Homir (Brian) has received the map.

[Homir (Brian)] sweet

[Patrice (Jessica)] the guy on jeopardy is a 38 day champ and he just won another 5,000

[DM] I am back at the keyboard.

[Patrice (Jessica)] sorry, that should have said 5,000

[Homir (Brian)] ok, are we ready?

[Patrice (Jessica)] 75,000

[Sean] I am back at the keyboard.

[Patrice (Jessica)] hi

[DM] I am ready

[mikE] i think i am.

[Sean] yea, doesn't he have like, 1,000,000 dollars already?

[Patrice (Jessica)] over that

[Homir (Brian)] ok, i am flicking the well's on switch

[Patrice (Jessica)] ,321......

[DM] ok, ready

[Homir (Brian)] this is my wish, unless Fritz wants to scream WAIT a million times:

[mikE] it's running it's system bios. give it a second

[Fritz] nope go for it

[Homir (Brian)] I wish to possess a functioning girdle of Storm Giant strength that will in no other way change anything but my strength score/attribute and the abilities naturally associated with it nor will it replace any of my current posessions.

[mikE] wait

[mikE] wait

[mikE] wait

[mikE] wait

[Homir (Brian)] whew!

[mikE] you know...

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it's ghost bustin time

[mikE] that's really really long.

[DM] go ahead, I am pausing to re-read and re-read

[Patrice (Jessica)] long wish

[Sean] did you take lessons from Dickens?

[Fritz] Find the loop hole Bobisanevilbutt!!!

[Homir (Brian)] hmm... some one said LONG then someone said DICKENS

[Patrice (Jessica)] hee hee

[Fritz] Some one calling me?

[mikE] nope. we didn't call for a chicken head

[Sean] I think Bibo found the loophole

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] though it's the same one bob pointed out last week

[Homir (Brian)] are you helping him?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Sorry all... I'm not up for gaming tonight. I need to go lay down

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I'll talk you all later.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] night

[Patrice (Jessica)] feel beter

[Homir (Brian)] bye

Lorie has left the game.

[Fritz] Bye Lor

[mikE] poor lorie

[Homir (Brian)] whats up? is she pregnant?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah actually

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you didn't know?

[Homir (Brian)] no

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] oh

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well she is

[mikE] almost not pregnant anymore, right?

[Fritz] No Knocked up actually. Much worse than being pregnant

[Homir (Brian)] lol

[Homir (Brian)] as long as it was her husband

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] no, that would be knocked around

[Fritz] Pregnant is a pleasant state of bliss that women can be in while nurturing a child for 9 months

[Fritz] Knocked up is the unpleasant state they can often enter when they are uncomfortable and moody and emotional and take it out on the closest living creature around them

[Patrice (Jessica)] lol

[Homir (Brian)] admit it Bob, you cant find any problems with it

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] actually

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he found about 3

[mikE] oh yes he can.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and you're about to start cursing

[mikE] he's just trying to decide wich one to scew you on.

[Patrice (Jessica)] oh dear

[Fritz] BOHICA

[DM] well,

[Homir (Brian)] i'm bending over bob, let's go

[DM] it sure looks to me that you are now a ghost that is haunting a girdle of storm giant strength, you have become a storm giant that posseses the girdle.

Fritz hands Homir a bottle of KY jelly that fell out of Shades' bag when she was doing flips with her broom

[Sean] huh?

[Patrice (Jessica)] oh my

[Fritz] Ouch

[Homir (Brian)] ok, but only a woman can wear my girdle

[mikE] well... it's been nice knowing you.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] cool! we have a haunted girdle!

[Patrice (Jessica)] he gets to actually possess the girdle

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] gimme!

[DM] we need to complete the entire wish, possesion, and giant strength, and a girdle

[mikE] can i have the girdle he's possessing?

[DM] your strength does change,

[Fritz] No I want it...heheheh

[DM] I can not find away around that

[Homir (Brian)] read above

[DM] and no, the girdle is not here

[mikE] i want to have this ghost following me around everywhere i go

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] awwwww!!!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] why not?

[mikE] damnit!

[mikE] you suck, bob

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I want to see a possessed storm giant girdle!

[DM] he did not ask for the girdle to be here

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] neither did anyone else

[DM] now,

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] but here they came

[DM] at this point

[DM] I will say that

[DM] for creative attempt

[mikE] i wish the girdle brian's possessing was here.

[DM] I will let Brian create a new character at the full XP he has now

[Fritz] Bob you can't change him into a ghost....that would make his constitution a 0. He specifically stated no other abilities would change.

[mikE] awww... that's so nice of you, bob

[Sean] hmmm ...thta's a good point Bob ...

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ghosts can have con's higher than 0

[Sean] they can?

[DM] hmmmm

[Fritz] nope look it up

[Patrice (Jessica)] se, bob isnt that evil....::snicker::

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] least the ones I've seen in the ghost book I've been running

[Homir (Brian)] and no other change -- as it reads

[Homir (Brian)] maybe you need to read it again

[Homir (Brian)] I'll wait

[Fritz] Undead don't have efective constittion scores

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] no but they have ineffective ones :)

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] but then you don't have to be a ghost to posess something

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] magic jar anyone?

[DM] re reading, but the no other change is after you wished to possess something

[DM] not before hand

[DM] pausing to reread

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] shoulda wished for a holy avenger

[Patrice (Jessica)] lol

[Fritz] Nope it is the entire wish that is granted Bob. Not just the piecemeal part. YOu can try and break it apart but you can't exclude part of granting the wish to the exclusion of another part

[DM] ok

[DM] the point here is

[DM] that the girdle did not change anything about Homir

[DM] except his strength as long as he possesses it

[DM] his stats are the same

[DM] his strength is now higher

[DM] the only problem is the the possess part

[DM] ok,

[DM] so

[Fritz] You can't be a ghost without having your con changed. so if you cant change his con to make him a ghost you must use another definition of possess

[DM] ok,

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] the girdle isn't changing him

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] the wish is

[Fritz] The wish is

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] the wish was that the girdle didn't do it

[mikE] he wished to possess a girdle that only changes str.

[Fritz] But the wish is still for him not to be changed

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and it's not

[DM] where do you find the 0 con point? in the monster manual it doesn't say anything about that

[mikE] so he's now possessing the girdle that only changes str.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it's wishing that the girdle he gets not change him

[DM] and the ghost book goes into more detail

[DM] have not finished looking all the way through that one

[DM] but nothing so far

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and the girdle isn't changing him

[mikE] i see how it is. sorry brian.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] at least you get full xp :)

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so you can erase the name and put a new one on it

[Patrice (Jessica)] lol

[Homir (Brian)] but it would change my AC

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] how so?

[Homir (Brian)] read it

[Homir (Brian)] it would also change my hit dice and thaco

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] huh?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] oh

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] back to that

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] the girdle isn't changing you

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] the wish is changing you

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] the girdle you are now posessing is a prefectly fine girdle

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] does exactly what you want it to do

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] but you're a ghost

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so it doesn't matter

[Homir (Brian)] it says "that will in no other way" doesnt specify the girdle or the wish

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yes, but see that refers to the girdle

[Fritz] Synonyms of the word possess: have, own,enjoy, take, acquire, seize, have power over

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and the girdle is in no other way changing you

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yes well I don't know why on earth you keep saying possess that's just asking for trouble

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] just say have

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it's so much safer

[mikE] yeah. i probably would have said "i wish i have a blah"

[Homir (Brian)] but i didnt wish for the wish to change me, so why would it?

[Fritz] I was trying to read another book at the time give me a break. I would have just said I want a pet storm giant

[Patrice (Jessica)] i said possess and i got my wish

[DM] no one is saying you guys did a bad job

[DM] everyone contributed,

[DM] I commend the effort

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah well ya shouldn't have, I still say you are supposed to be a ghost too :-P

[mikE] but then the pet storm giant bites the hand that feeds it.

[DM] that is why I am giving full XP for the attempt

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] usually smashes it to pulp really

[Patrice (Jessica)] eeo

[DM] and there are some really cool ghosts now that I have read the book more fully

[Homir (Brian)] so where is my girdle? I want to be a ghost if i cant change your mind

[DM] all sorts of cool things about anchored spirits

[DM] and extra powers,

[DM] he he he

[Fritz] Can he play a PC ghost?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it's over there

[mikE] i think when we get home, we should scry for our former friend and go get the girdle

[DM] no

[Fritz] I have that book

[DM] well

[Homir (Brian)] actually bob, it says that ghosts haunt, they dont possess

[DM] hmmm

[Fritz] That is correct they haunt an item they possess a creature

[Fritz] Muharharharh

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you can possess an item, that's more or less how intelligent weapons tend to come about

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it'll be an intelligent girdle of storm giant strength :)

[DM] well, with the are an anchor they possess the item,

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well... as intelligent as a person who asks to posess things can be....

[DM] actually making the item a ghost

[Homir (Brian)] nowhere in the ghost description does it use the word possess

[DM] I am in Van Ricten's Monster Hunter, Volulme Two,

[Homir (Brian)] send it to me, lol

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well, looks like you're screwed :-P

[DM] it is really damn cool

[DM] there are some very cool ideas in there

[DM] it looks like we just created a new magic item,

[DM] Homir the Girdle

[Homir (Brian)] fuck off bibo

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it should be here

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we should have homir the girdle :)

[mikE] yeah. if brian's stuck as a haunted girdle, i want to have him in the party

[DM] no that was not part of the wish anyway, although having me zip you over to where the girdle is might not be possible under that wish

[DM] no where did it say to bring the girdle to you,

[DM] in any case

[DM] we are basicly at the same point

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we NEVER say that

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and it always comes here

[DM] Brian's new character is here

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] there's no reason why that should change for this one wish

[DM] change the name and all is well

[DM] you can wish again with that new character next time you visit

[DM] so

[DM] anything else?

[mikE] i wish i had a pet dragyn

[DM] back everyone?

[DM] moving on?

[mikE] i'm ready

[Sean] ready

[Patrice (Jessica)] i'm along for the ride as usal

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] off to kill spiderfiends!

mikE is now controling Elandar Silverleaf

Fritz is now controling Reign Tandem

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] can we kill us some spider fiends?

[mikE] no i still need to make them up

[mikE] i'm thinking they'll be 1 hit die creatures with ungodly amounts of xp.

[mikE] how's that sound?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] okay, how about the lich in thedd?

[Homir (Brian)] Homir follows Reign Tandem.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I am ready to move

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::gets bored and starts using cantrip to change the color of reign::

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::changes reign to pink::

[mikE] make him blue

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] k

[mikE] he can be a giant smurf

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::changes reign to blue::

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Who is moving me?

[Jessica] Patrice follows Reign Tandem.

[DM] that was me

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] kk

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] that's a horse of a different color

[DM] just getting everyone started

[Sean] E. L. Fudge follows Reign Tandem.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bull of a different color

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we can change that

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::polymorph's reign into a horse, a nag specifically::

[Patrice (Jessica)] lol

Reign Tandem (Fritz) sighs "look who's talking"

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::turns reign bright glow-in-the-dark purple::

[DM] roll a die 20 someone please

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] k

[DM] designate someone

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Roll #1: (d20) [15] 15

[DM] to roll the rooms

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] do we need a magic number for tonight?

[DM] is that ok with everyone?

[DM] and yes

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] are we rolling for here bob

[Patrice (Jessica)] i'm good

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] what are we rolling for here bob?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] random generation

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] what room's there

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] annother wishing well!

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] These aren't random rooms yet

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] bob says there's a hole here

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] quick, sean, put in your randomizing thingie

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] that we haven't generated yet

[DM] this area here, the river with something on the other side?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] nope This isn't random yet

[DM] ok

[DM] will go with that then

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] if we chose to go past the river then yes.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] further up yes

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well that's not hard, it's swimming time

[DM] tell me guys

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Move further up

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Not yet ready to swim

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] wuss

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Says the lady on the flying dildo

[DM] there you go

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Check door

[DM] that would be Fudge?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Checking for traps ...

[E. L. Fudge (Sean) (to GM only)] E. L. Fudge: Traps: (1d100) [81] 81 -- Traps don't bother me!

[DM] no traps here

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] i open door

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Open Doors check: (d20) [8] 8

[Fritz] PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (16) [16] 16!!!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] which chute is this?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Chute I don't remember

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] The one that is a trap that goes down 2 levels and dead ends I guess

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] That is what the map said

[DM] the one you are in goes to another map?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] PPPBBBBLLLLLLTTTTTSSSSSSSS!!!

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Yes

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] it takes us to the spiderfiends, right?

[DM] map 2 b I am assuming

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] or we can keep exploring this map by back tracking

[DM] is that right?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] no, spiderfiends are upstairs

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] lets go there

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I will look

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] No 2d is the next map in this direction with hardly anything on it. It will be random real fast

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Do you want to continue or move back ?

[DM] I am ready with either

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] lets go random!

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] if we can't go spiderfiend

[Patrice (Jessica)] i just follow along and watch

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] ok move forward then to map 2d bob

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] fritz, we all over here think the maps need to have little tabs at he edges telling us where they connect.

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] that way if you're not arround we can still navigate.

[Patrice (Jessica)] lol

[Patrice (Jessica)] it is a good idea

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] kk I will do that

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] like, at that hall write "to map 2d"

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] cool. thanks.

[DM] Fritz's control of Reign Tandem has been revoked

BiBo!!! is receiving the map...

BiBo!!! has received the map.

[DM] BiBo!!!'s control of Shade has been revoked

Fritz is receiving the map...

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it's dark!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] oooooooooh

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] booooooga

Fritz has received the map.

BiBo!!! is now controling Shade

[DM] mikE's control of Elandar Silverleaf has been revoked

Sean is receiving the map...

Sean has received the map.

mikE is receiving the map...

mikE has received the map.

[mikE] Elandar Silverleaf follows Reign Tandem.

Fritz is now controling Reign Tandem

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] ready for me to move bob?

[DM] nods

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Up to door

[BiBo!!!] Shade follows Reign Tandem.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] check for traps!

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Checking for traps ...

[E. L. Fudge (Sean) (to GM only)] E. L. Fudge: Traps: (1d100) [65] 65 -- Traps don't bother me!

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] whoa! look at the size of that trap!

[DM] that woudl be a no

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Open Doors check: (d20) [15] 15

[Fritz] PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (16) [16] 16!!!

[Patrice (Jessica)] i cant see where we are

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] just kidding ... no traps

Jessica is receiving the map...

Jessica has received the map.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] spiders on the ceiling?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] fireball!

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] That is what the map said

[DM] there are about 50 to 100 spiders in this room

[DM] all smaller than 1 foot across

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] oh

[Patrice (Jessica)] ew

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well...

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] small or large?

[Patrice (Jessica)] i hate spiders

[DM] the webs are everywhere

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] that's still pretty darned big

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Me 2

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] not by dnd standards

[Patrice (Jessica)] they creep me our

[Patrice (Jessica)] out

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] but enough to gross you the hell out

[Patrice (Jessica)] i'm gorssed

[DM] a foot across is big enough to do damage to you

[Patrice (Jessica)] grossed, that is

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Shade can you cast fire ball?

[DM] and have some poison that would do something else

[Patrice (Jessica)] spiders are icky

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] no

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] i like spiders. they eat the other bugs

[DM] 20 foot ceiling here remember

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I can cast death spell though :)

[Patrice (Jessica)] (spiders are not bugs)

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] and hobbits ... they like hobbits

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] hehheh

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] How about torch the room with oil and fire

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] even better. let teh spiders eat all the hobbits

[DM] they might get mad at taht

[DM] that

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] hobbitses are nasty creatures

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] there arent' any hobbitses about to feed to em

Reign Tandem (Fritz) shuts door while the party is thinking

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] i don't think it matters if they get mad when they're dead

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bob can we have some torches and oil?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] sure

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::cantrip::

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] here ya go

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::hands reign torches and oil::

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Enough to oil the room and set it on fire?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] if I do it enough times :-P

Reign Tandem (Fritz) opens door and tosses in oil and torches on the webs of the spiders

[DM] tiny screams of pain

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] cool

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] do it again!

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] sweet

[DM] Fudge make a check for hear noise

[Patrice (Jessica)] spider screams

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] will check

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you hear them screaming out "greelox! help us!"

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Human screams or spider steam squeaks

[E. L. Fudge (Sean) (to GM only)] E. L. Fudge: Detect Noice: (1d100) [23] 23 -- There's a noise over there!

[Jessica] I am away from the keyboard.

[DM] Fudge says, hmmm, those sound almost human

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] hey, they sound just like all those dead babies i killed last week

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] sucks to be them, throw in more fire!

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Shit

Reign Tandem (Fritz) I open the door and enter the room

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] more more more!!!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I'm crying it in the midnight hour

[DM] they start to swarm towards you in a threatening manner

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] looking for bodies of humans

[DM] you only see spiders adavancing

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I hold a lit torch in my hand

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::tosses another flaming oil thing into the room::

[DM] webs burn around your horns

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Any bodies wrapped in silk?

[DM] more screams,

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Where?

[DM] no man sized objects in the room

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] detect invisibilty!

[DM] the room seems to echo now

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] no, it's those damn spiders

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] kill them, kill them now

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Toss in the fire

[Jessica] I am back at the keyboard.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::tosses in more fire::

[DM] the fire starts to catch more

[DM] the spiders run towards the doorway

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::shuts the door::

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] i close it

[DM] about 25 or so are charging you Reign

[DM] are you in or out?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::shouts:: tell us when you kill them!

Reign Tandem (Fritz) steps out and shuts the door

[Patrice (Jessica)] did spiders make it outside the room?

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] oops. we forgot reign.

[DM] Roll #1: (d100) [1] 1

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well, you did, I didn't :-P

[DM] one did

[DM] shakes his head sadly

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::pokes the spider::

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: Attack #1: Vampiric touch (melee): (9-(d20+1)) [9-(13+1)] -5

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: Damage v SM: Vampiric touch (melee): (6d6+0) [(3+5+6+2+4+5)+0] 25 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]

[DM] hit and kill

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] :)

mikE is now controling Elandar Silverleaf

[Patrice (Jessica)] what was that?

[DM] had 1 HP

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well I gained 25 from it :-P

[DM] so

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] did it scream?

[DM] no

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] damn

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] still screamin in the other room?

[DM] no

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] looks like there isn't enough fire in that room then

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::cantrips up some more flaming oil::

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::opens the door, chucks it inside then closes the door::

Reign Tandem (Fritz) opens door and looks in

[DM] smoldering flames

[DM] lots of dead spiders,

[DM] but still about half of the room is full of webs

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] take that spiders!!!

[Patrice (Jessica)] crispy spiders

[Patrice (Jessica)] good job guys

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::cackles maniacly::

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[DM] and so

[DM] the room burns merrily

[DM] and goes out

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I ain't goin in there, it's nasty in there, dead spider corpses everywhere

[DM] it smolders for a while

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] oh the room is happy and then leaves?

[DM] you look around and see the two doors leaving this room

[DM] but no apparent treasure or other things than dead burnt spiders

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ewwwwwwww

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] On the other side of this door will be random I believe

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Checking for traps ...

[E. L. Fudge (Sean) (to GM only)] E. L. Fudge: Traps: (1d100) [14] 14 -- Traps don't bother me!

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] run away! run away!

[DM] and open the door and beyond the door is?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Roll #1: (d20) [17] 17

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] okay, so no traps ...

[Patrice (Jessica)] lol

[DM] and again

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Roll #1: (d20) [11] 11

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Open Doors check: (d20) [18] 18

[Fritz] PROBABLY FAILS against (16) [16] 16

Homir (Brian) is receiving the map...

Homir (Brian) has received the map.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Open Doors check: (d20) [17] 17

[Fritz] PROBABLY FAILS against (16) [16] 16

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Roll #1: (d20) [13] 13

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Open Doors check: (d20) [3] 3

[Fritz] PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (16) [16] 16!!!

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Had to smash the door to open it

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] apparently :-P

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] wuss

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] am I gonna have to show you up like I did with the anvil?

[Patrice (Jessica)] hee hee

[DM] room,

[DM] 20 by 20

[BiBo!!!] I am away from the keyboard.

[Fritz] I am away from the keyboard.

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE) (to GM only)] Roll #1: (d20) [8] 8

[DM] the room appears empty

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] i disbelieve the illusion

[Patrice (Jessica)] i only see a part of it

[Patrice (Jessica)] there is a lot of black on my screen

[DM] you should see the small blue box that say 20 by 20 room?

[Patrice (Jessica)] i see small blue box, and that;s it

[DM] that is all of it

[Patrice (Jessica)] i cant see the ppl

[Patrice (Jessica)] ami supposed to?

[DM] what people?

[Patrice (Jessica)] us

[Patrice (Jessica)] i dont see us

[DM] do you see the room with teh spiders on ceiling writing?

[Patrice (Jessica)] no

[DM] ok,

[DM] double click on Patrice to center on her

[Patrice (Jessica)] i see a blue square and lots of black

[DM] on teh left side

[DM] is that better?

[Patrice (Jessica)] ok, now i see

[DM] weird

[Patrice (Jessica)] what?

[DM] that that happened

[DM] waiting for Marco and Fritz to come back

[Patrice (Jessica)] you understand it better than i do

[Patrice (Jessica)] tell BiiBo i hope he feels better

[BiBo!!!] I am back at the keyboard.

[Fritz] I am back at the keyboard.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] thanks

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] I am in front of the keyboard

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] ok 20x20

[Patrice (Jessica)] welcom

[Patrice (Jessica)] feel better

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] workin on it

[Patrice (Jessica)] good

[DM] so

[DM] no apparent exits, no apparent contents

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] check for secret doors!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we have plenny of elfs about

[DM] by the way Fritz, be sure to save this periodically to be able to add these new rooms to the maps

[DM] please

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I search the room

[DM] the room is mostly clean,

[DM] some fragments of spider webs

[DM] but nothing much beyond that

[Patrice (Jessica)] ick

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] secret doors?

[DM] is some one doing a check?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] me

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] sure

[DM] make those rools

[DM] rolls

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::checks::

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] what do i roll?

[DM] D12

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] Roll #1: (d12) [7] 7

[Shade (BiBo!!!) (to GM only)] Roll #1: (d12) [7] 7

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Roll #1: (d12) [2] 2

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] E. L. Fudge: (d12) [2] 2

[DM] ok,

[DM] no secret doors

[DM] at least none that you find

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] mooving on?

[Jessica] I am away from the keyboard.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] check door

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] checking

[E. L. Fudge (Sean) (to GM only)] E. L. Fudge: Traps: (1d100) [54] 54 -- Traps don't bother me!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Roll #1: (d20) [13] 13

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Roll #1: (d20) [7] 7

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Roll #1: (d20) [2] 2

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Roll #1: (d20) [4] 4

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yaaaaaay collumns

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] i want a room that has dominoes in them.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] what ever happened to our collumn emporium?

[DM] the pasage turns to the left, 40 feet wide with columns down the middle

[Sean] I am away from the keyboard.

[Jessica] I am back at the keyboard.

[DM] 60 feet heading north

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] mooooove in.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] entre vous

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I have to draw it first

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] end corridor.

Lior has joined the game.

[Sean] I am back at the keyboard.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] LIOR!!!

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] hey lior

[Lior] hey everyone

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Greetings and Salutations

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I search the room

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Hey Lior

[Patrice (Jessica)] lior!

[DM] there is no room

[Patrice (Jessica)] thought you were out for the night?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] it is a macro used for the same thing

Snarl has joined the game.

[DM] ok

[Lior] i went out, i came back

[Patrice (Jessica)] cool

[Patrice (Jessica)] didja have fun?

[DM] so are the rest of you joining them in this corridor?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I search the room/corridor or whereever we are

[Lior] yes, went to a cool blues bar

[Patrice (Jessica)] cool

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] but not cool enough to stay?

[Lior] we stayed, we ate

Lior has left the game.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Snarl the man I am jealous of ... HOw are you this evening?

Lior has joined the game.

[Patrice (Jessica)] yes, hello, Snarl

[Snarl] lol, great how about you

Lior is receiving the map...

[Patrice (Jessica)] all is well on my planet

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so... does it continue north?

Lior has received the map.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Happily married to a woman twenty years older than yours. Or so I keep telling myself since you arrived

[DM] lol

[DM] moving on

[DM] the cooridor extends 60 feet north

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Roll #1: (d20) [4] 4

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] We are doing a random dungeon generation and crawl if you are wondering.

[Snarl] cool

[Lior] we are?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I will add the rooms in permanently later

[Lior] on klooge?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yep

[Lior] very well

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] amazing, huh?

[DM] roll for the end of this corridor

[Lior] and where are we?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Roll #1: (d2) [2] 2

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Roll #1: (d20) [9] 9

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] map level 2d to be precise. North of the wishing well

[Lior] ok

[Lior] have we done anything of great import while we've been in this dungeon since i last was here?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Yea Brian got turned into a ghost

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] brian got turned into a ghost

[Patrice (Jessica)] so snarl. how's the wife?

[DM] ok, so you see the cooridoor going way up north

[Snarl] yeah but when your my age sleep wins on sex every time..lol

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Trevor is still a statue

[DM] and there is another corridoor going off to the ...... roll please

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Roll #1: (d2) [1] 1

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Roll #1: (d20) [13] 13

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I am your age and you cant lie to me

[Snarl] she's about ready to pop, and yelling for me

[Patrice (Jessica)] lol

[Patrice (Jessica)] go to her

[Lior] i wish i slept... or had sex for that matter

[Snarl] last time I got her, look what happened, now she's infected

[Patrice (Jessica)] lmao

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] /rofl

Lior is now controling Sadoya

[Patrice (Jessica)] hey man, you did it

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Difference between being knocked up and pregnant

[Snarl] thats hasn't been proven yet, I faked the orgasm..lol

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Roll #1: (d20) [14] 14

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] /rofl

[Patrice (Jessica)] ROFLMAO

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] i'd go for that sleep thing right about now

[Snarl] lol

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Right I bet if you had to choose between sex or sleep you would choose sleep Mike.!!!

[Snarl] should be a dad in the next two weeks for the fourth time

[Patrice (Jessica)] cool

[Patrice (Jessica)] congrats

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Congrats again dude

[Snarl] I'll be 60 before she is gone

[Snarl] thanks

[Patrice (Jessica)] (and i dont think mike would pass up sex fritz)

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah, he doesn't get enough of it to do that

[Patrice (Jessica)] (no matter how sleepy he is)

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] no no. the only thing on my mind is sleep.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Or how tired his hands are

[Patrice (Jessica)] ROFLMAO

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] i found out you really can have too much fun.

[Patrice (Jessica)] lol

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] die fritz. just go crawl into some hole somewhere and die.

[Sadoya (Lior)] jee... given the choice between sex or sleep, i seriously think i'd be puzzled right now

[Sadoya (Lior)] i've never felt like this before

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I need a description bob to draw in the map

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] hehehehehe

[DM] it is there, a 20 foot wide coridoor

[DM] going east west,

[Sean] E. L. Fudge follows Reign Tandem.

[Patrice (Jessica)] all i see is blue

[Jessica] Patrice follows Reign Tandem.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] How far did the initial 60 foot corridor go beyond the first 60 feet?

[Lior] Sadoya follows Reign Tandem.

[DM] roughly 140 feet total length

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] To the far wall?

[DM] to the beginning of the T

[Snarl] When I took my wife to my daughter high school parent teacher conference, they thought she was my daughter, and man did that piss her off

[Patrice (Jessica)] i bet

[Snarl] she hates when I tell that

[Snarl] but she's upstairs

[Patrice (Jessica)] i'm sure

[Snarl] so don't say anything

[Patrice (Jessica)] (do you have instant messenger?)

[Snarl] lol

[Patrice (Jessica)] ::zips her lips::

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] okay, so.... left or right?

[DM] so east or west?

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] north!

[Homir (Brian)] Homir follows Reign Tandem.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] right it is

[Homir (Brian)] Homir no longer follows Reign Tandem.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] You should have told them you were into incest

[Homir (Brian)] Homir follows Reign Tandem.

[Snarl] I said I was from arkansas

[Patrice (Jessica)] lol

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] close enough

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bob that is north or right

[Snarl] lol

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] right is east

[DM] right is east for now

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] the direction we're goin

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Nope in actuallity right is north...trust me

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I have the main map

[DM] ok,

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] haha!!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] damn you and your not scanning in maps the right way

[DM] so north then

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] i was right!

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] er, north. i was north!

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] It is scanned the right way I will just tag them. I asked for advice and you have given them to me

[DM] make that roll

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Roll #1: (d20) [15] 15

[DM] dead end

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] How many feet till dead end?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] back to the other way

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I search the room/corridor or whereever we are

[DM] there is a lot of dust here

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Roll #1: (d12) [7] 7

[DM] no one has come this way in a while

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Roll #1: (d12) [8] 8

[DM] make an observation roll

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Does it dead end at 10 feet bob?

[DM] anyone

[DM] yes

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Roll #1: (d20) [4] 4

[DM] ends where you see it there

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: Observation check: (d20) [8] 8

[BiBo!!!] PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (19+0) [19+0] 19!!!

[DM] there is no dust on the walls and ceiling, like there is on the floor here

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Alertness check: (d20) [5] 5

[Fritz] PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (11+6) [11+6] 17!!!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::looks at the dust:: does it cover the ground evenly or seem to make a pattern?

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya: Observation check: (d20) [9] 9

[Lior] PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (16+0) [16+0] 16!!!

[DM] even coating

[Snarl] do you guys mind if I look at a couple character sheets??

[DM] go ahead

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] um.... is it dust?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Go ahead

[DM] Shades and Riegns are the best I would assume

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] hey sean, mind checkin for traps?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] checking for traps ...

[E. L. Fudge (Sean) (to GM only)] E. L. Fudge: Traps: (1d100) [10] 10 -- Traps don't bother me!

[DM] you find that there is a false wall at the end of the cooridoor, you do not know what happens when it falls down

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] falls down?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] goes boom no doubt

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] as in... like tips over or straight down?

Reign Tandem (Fritz) backs up

[DM] you see no trigger mechanism at this point

Reign Tandem (Fritz) backs up 25 feet since the ceiling is 20 feet high

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] perfect

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] says "back up" and starts casting

[Sadoya (Lior)] does accordingly

[Patrice (Jessica)] yeah

[Patrice (Jessica)] me too

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: Invisible Stalker: In comes the invisible stalker, wooooo. (DC=(10+6) [10+6] 16)

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] El fudge looks awefullly close to the wall

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] 19 feet to exact

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] nope 17 feet at the moment

[Jessica] I am away from the keyboard.

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] I back up

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::talks to the invisible stalker:: do me a favor and try to open that wall?

Reign Tandem (Fritz) thinks el fudge packer should back up

[Snarl] god I love 1st/2nd addition player

[DM] the stalker moves to the wall

[DM] it quickly moves along the edge,

[DM] feeling along

[Sadoya (Lior)] you sent him to stalk a wall?

[DM] at the top of the wall,

[DM] he pushes in

[Sadoya (Lior)] you dont need to be invisible to do that

[DM] and boulders start to roll out from the wall

[Jessica] I am back at the keyboard.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] sweet

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] guess he gets to go home then

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] woor!

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] woot!

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] sucks to be him

[Patrice (Jessica)] what did i miss?

Reign Tandem (Fritz) backstroke

[Sadoya (Lior)] the world exploded

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] for a second, then he's all happy as he's released from service

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] ouch. sucks to be us

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well that looked like it hurt

[DM] ok,

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] nothing. suddenly boulders started coming out

[DM] so

[Patrice (Jessica)] oh

[DM] as the trap is relased

[DM] a wall full of rocks comes tumbling outwards

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] one dead party, check

[DM] pouring into the cooridor

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I will repeat myself...backstroke

[DM] well, when you get teh chance you can

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] die?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Much thanks

[Sadoya (Lior)] dex check or something?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] get crushed?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] experience a total party kill?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] save vs breath weapon I'd say

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] wait....

[DM] ok, so you can see the path of the rocks,

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] save vs big falling chunks of rock

[DM] fills up 60 feet of cooridor

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Oooo let me guess...This is what you call a "Rock and Roll Trap" !!!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I assume we can feel it too

[DM] we will first give you the breath weapon save

[DM] rock and roll party trap actually

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: Breath Weapon save: (d20) [18] 18

[BiBo!!!] PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (7) [7] 7!!!

[DM] from some silly book

[Sadoya (Lior)] give that man a rim shot

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] made it

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] now as an elf i get a nifty racial ability that allows me to just avoid all injury, right?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean) (to GM only)] E. L. Fudge: Breath Weapon save: (d20) [13] 13

[Sean (to GM only)] PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (13) [13] 13!!!

[Sadoya (Lior)] fuck, i'm gonna fail this and die

[Sadoya (Lior)] great

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] Elandar Silverleaf: Breath Weapon save: (d20) [1] 1

[mikE] PROBABLY FAILS against (12) [12] 12

[Patrice (Jessica)] am i supposed to do somethin?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] That is why I prefer Pop or hip hop...actually classical would have been better. How about motown?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] good job mike

[Sadoya (Lior)] does my super speedyness help me at all here?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Run!!!

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] you need to roll a save vs. breath

[Patrice (Jessica)] how?

[DM] heavy metal rock tonight

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya: Breath Weapon save: (d20) [8] 8

[Lior] PROBABLY FAILS against (13) [13] 13

[Sadoya (Lior)] yu[

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Breath Weapon save: (d20) [12] 12

[Fritz] PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (12) [12] 12!!!

[Sadoya (Lior)] i knew i'd fail

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] right select your character, choose roll dice, then saving throws

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Woot

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] then save vs. breath

[Patrice (Jessica)] Patrice: Breath Weapon save: (d20) [20] 20

[Jessica] PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (16) [16] 16!!!

[Patrice (Jessica)] woot!

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] The lawful good gods are looking down on us

[Patrice (Jessica)] nods

[DM] ok,

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] what's my excuse then?

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] well, this is gonna hurt just a bit.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I'm only lawful

[DM] so the ones who made it take half damage,

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] not good

[Sadoya (Lior)] not good at all

[DM] Roll: (50d10) [(2+6+8+6+5+2+4+9+6+8+10+5+8+2+1+10+3+2+10+5+9+3+9+10+5+5+10+7+8+8+4+6+6+3+7+10+1+9+4+6+5+5+5+10+6+6+3+1+4+9)] 296

[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm so dead

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] buy guys ...

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] yay save for half.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] LOL

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] that means you three only take 150 damage

[DM] now

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] You probably seduced a lawful good god

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] please say that's a mistake

[DM] let us think about this

[Snarl] damn glad I'm watching

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] wait wait, protection from normal missiles

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] you suck Bibo!

[DM] nods, yes?

[Sadoya (Lior)] ok... i can swim... i can move super fast, and none of that helps me?

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] protection from dieing!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so that'd reduce the damage more

[DM] sorry but no

[DM] to the swimming

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] hey, it specifically mentions boulders!!!

[DM] to the protection from magic missles, hmmmm

[DM] normal missles

[Jessica] I am away from the keyboard.

[Snarl] well the harpy is singing, and I failed my save, better get going. hopefull get a night where I can stay longer

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] TPK

[DM] go

[DM] have a great night talk to you later

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] have fun

[Snarl] cya, good luck all

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Thank you bob.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] We are rolling up new characters woot

Snarl has left the game.

[Jessica] I am back at the keyboard.

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] glad mine's all set...

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] save for half is still 150 points of damage.

[Patrice (Jessica)] who died?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] everyone

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] everybody except Bibo

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] everyone, cept possibly me

[Patrice (Jessica)] damn bibio

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] except the god named shade

[Patrice (Jessica)] damn her eyes

[Patrice (Jessica)] now lore is short a follower

[Sadoya (Lior)] i still think my superspeed shouild count for something i dont care if i die at this point, but i think it should do something

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] so now we have a treasure filled corridor.

[DM] what superspeed ?

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] just gotta excavate it.

[DM] and I am going to look at protection now

[Sadoya (Lior)] my cheetah amulet

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] That is my Ghost image

[DM] I would give you a second save Lior, that would be all

[Sadoya (Lior)] ok, i mean, i'll still die, but i think i deserve the roll... thanks bob

[Sadoya (Lior)] Sadoya: Breath Weapon save: (d20) [18] 18

[Lior] PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (13) [13] 13!!!

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] So you take 150 points of damage

[Homir (Brian)] i thought i was the ghost

[The character formerly known as E. L. Fudge (Sean)] oh, and since we *all* died ... does that mean we get full experience for our next characters?

[Sadoya (Lior)] you got company brian

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] brian, you got to die twice tonight.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] How about a chance to dodge or take less than half damage since we were so far back bob

[DM] just a sec guys

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] holy crap!

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] bibo's still alive

[DM] you were not far enough back

[DM] and wait

[DM] still considering

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] saying a whole lot of ouch though

[Sadoya (Lior)] can someone tell me why i didn't just stay away tonight?

[DM] doing some math here

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] n/m

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] go bob

[DM] ok,

[DM] so

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] No it only reduces the damage of each die by one

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] good thing lorie's sick

[DM] the over all gist is

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] darn, 10 more hitpoints :-P

[DM] the party does not make it back up

[The character formerly known as E. L. Fudge (Sean)] we're ex-characters

[DM] this is history by the way

[Sadoya (Lior)] we're history

[DM] this is the first time that the entire party has died

[DM] once they came close, by a basilisk

[The character formerly known as E. L. Fudge (Sean)] no, it's happened before ... the basilisk

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah well, a trap that kills everyone hardly counts

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] i'd feel some sort of honor if it wasn't such a sucky one.

[DM] but this time everyone died

[The character formerly known as E. L. Fudge (Sean)] technically we did die with the basilisk

[DM] yeah, Sean is right

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I mean how can you escape a 300 point trap bob?

[Sadoya (Lior)] well... would kylia and sebrina be dead too?

[DM] well, the trap is a totally different thing

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Nope they aren't here

[Sadoya (Lior)] so it's not total total party kill

[DM] it is a trap to kill the people who are hiding far behind the thieves at the other end,

[DM] where the obvious trap is

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Yes we are the party ... and it is over... I never got to become a palidin

[DM] this comes and gets the people who hide in teh back

[DM] sigh

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] told ya!

[DM] wow

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] you can be raised

[DM] this is weird

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] oh well, I have my next char created already :-P

[DM] rolls his eyes

[DM] tell you all what

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] yup. i'm all ready.

[DM] let me get a drink use the rest room

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Oh well I just don't see how a 300 point trap can be anything but a total party kill trap

[DM] and I will help you start off your new character sheets

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] technically

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] well, if you were a four or five levels higher you'd live

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] lorie CAN raise us

[DM] it is supposed to be a kill everyone but the thief checking for traps kind of thing

[DM] and you do have that option

[The character formerly known as E. L. Fudge (Sean)] @#@#@#$

[DM] I am sure she will raise anyone who wants it

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] cept the elves

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] cuz it doesn't work on them

[DM] so Fritz, Jessica, Lior, you can all come back

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] on to the promise land for us!

[Sadoya (Lior)] if she feels like digging

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Wait actually shade dies and comes back to life and dies and comes back to life and dies and comes back to life heehhehehe

[DM] Marco, maybe could not sure

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I can, but I don't plan on it, was about to retire anyway

[DM] actually Fudge is at -112 right now, but has a ring of regeneration on

[DM] so in several days

[The character formerly known as E. L. Fudge (Sean)] boy am I gonna be sore

[Sadoya (Lior)] some day.. he will come back to life

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so, in a day or two

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] so in five days he'll be back on his feet

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] No I thought shade had it

[Sadoya (Lior)] can you put the ring on someone dead and still have it work?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I gave it to him when he got burnt ;)

[DM] no, you can not use it after they die

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Only works on new damage

[DM] so out of this whole disaster,

[DM] only Elandar is really totally dead

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] and we snatch victory from bob.

[DM] the rest can come back

[DM] shakes his head

[DM] I am away from the keyboard.

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] screw you bob! you are nothing!

[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm sure your insults stab him right where it hurts most

[Sadoya (Lior)] like the elbow

[Sadoya (Lior)] or in the fingernail

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] the eyeball

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Can the witch come back? Dont her demons or devils come and eat her soul or something at this point?

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] hey, his fingernail hurt pretty bad a while back.

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] when he cut if mostly off

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] bob's not sure, but either way, I was gonna retire after this dungeon anyway :-P

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] the difference is whether I'm alive to say bye or not

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Well we need to know if you can be raised so we know what to do with your stuff

[Sadoya (Lior)] i'll take itr

[DM] I am back at the keyboard.

[DM] one minor point for that,

[DM] it will have to make saves because of massive damage

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] No he made his saves

[DM] but we will get to that point later on

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] according to the rules if he makes his saves they dont

[DM] ok,

[DM] so

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] only if he fails his saves do they have to make saves

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so... can we say we go back to the castle, and everyone that can be raised is raised? so we don't have to kinda stare at this trap for the time we have left?

[DM] I think we need to wait for Lorie actually

[DM] because she might have raise memorized

[Sadoya (Lior)] she's not gonna be happy

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] but who knows if she'll even BE here next week

[DM] and be able to bring someone back right now

[DM] if not we will look at it then

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] So who actually wants to come back?

[Sadoya (Lior)] she doesn't need it memorized.. just needs to not have cast too many spells of that level today

[DM] but I am sure with an email or two this can be solved

[DM] thank you lior

[Sadoya (Lior)] i'd like to be raised.. i rather like this character

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and I don't think she's cast anything yet

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] She hasn't cast anything but a low level cure spells

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I want to be raised

[The character formerly known as E. L. Fudge (Sean)] I thnk we have some yeast around here ..

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] with some stone shapes she can dig everyone out easy enough

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Mike you were retiring your character anyway weren't you?

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] yeah.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he can't be raised anyway

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] although, it'd take a resurect to get me back

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] and what about you sean?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] the ring's bringin him back

[Patrice (Jessica)] hey sorry, i had a little mishap over here, but i'm back now

[The character formerly known as E. L. Fudge (Sean)] I've got the ring of regeneration on ...

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] he'll be back in less than 20 hours

[The character formerly known as E. L. Fudge (Sean)] it'll be a while ... but I'll be back

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] No do you want to come back?

[Sadoya (Lior)] he's gonna defrost from the icy grip of death

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well the only way he's not comin back is if someone steals his ring

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I am just saying for time and peoples sake...lets not waste game playing time on people who don't want to come back

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] this is not in character

[Fritz] ok there

[Elandar Silverleaf (mikE)] of course it's not. you're dead, remember.

[Fritz] To speed things up that is all

[Fritz] Sean are you going to come back or do you want a new character?

[The character formerly known as E. L. Fudge (Sean)] I figure I'll regenerate ... can't affod to loose half my xp

[Fritz] Mike since you want a new character lets not waste time bringing you back

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] see... you can't

[Fritz] Bob would we all have to come back at half exp points?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and it's just a matter of saying, lorie, make them live

[DM] yes

[DM] half XP

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it doesn't waste time at all

[mikE] fritz, we already covered i can't anyway

[mikE] elves can't be raised

[Fritz] But you mentioned resurected so I say dont' waste time

[DM] oh and by the way, Welcome Jessica, start working on your character for next week

[Patrice (Jessica)] WOOT!

[Jessica] i mean, WOOT!

[Fritz] Congrats and welcome JEss

[Jessica] thank you

[Sadoya (Lior)] oh, i wanted to say...

[Fritz] Shade do you want to be raised if you can?

[Sadoya (Lior)] i vote against jess being allowed into the game

[Sadoya (Lior)] but just cuz everyone else said yes

[Jessica] Lior!

[Sadoya (Lior)] :)

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::snicker::

[Jessica] shrugs

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah, I'd like to retire rather than be dead if possible

[Jessica] thank you for takin me on, guys

[Fritz] ok. then that means everyone comes back but mike and Jess who bring on new characters and Shade who either is really dead and we split up he shit after it is sterilized or she retires

[DM] so Fritz, be sure to mark this area with boulders

[Homir (Brian)] what about me?

[Jessica] lol

[mikE] well, i'm sure kylia raises patrice

[Fritz] Up to 60 feet yes bob

[Sadoya (Lior)] at least two of them

[DM] Brian you are still alive

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] more or less

[DM] you never actualy played the new guy

[Homir (Brian)] as a diff char?

[Homir (Brian)] ok

[DM] so you get to be with Kylia

[Fritz] Patrice is an NPC i dont care...and what happened to Homir was heactually with us?

[Sadoya (Lior)] i'd like to call the precedent of Wile. E. Coyote, and say that none of us really died after all. the screen should just fade to black and show us on our next caper

[Jessica] lol

[Homir (Brian)] great, i have to hang with the pregnant priestess

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yes, and we should all look like accordians now

[DM] and I will be prepared to do that next week

[DM] provieded we get the raise deads done in emails

[Homir (Brian)] hey bob, i need ur address

[DM] email or real?

[Homir (Brian)] actually Jeff and Karen need it

[Homir (Brian)] real

[Fritz] I will need to know so I can do the map as well bob

[DM] 5884 NW 54 Cir Coral Springs, 33067

[Fritz] oh and what our final exp points would be if we have to roll up new characters

[Sadoya (Lior)] bob doesn't live in a state

[DM] will have to send those out to you all

[Sadoya (Lior)] he lives ina state of mind

[DM] when I finish updateing for the maps, icons, etc.

[DM] but everyone should have a rough idea

[Homir (Brian)] do you happen to have John's also?

[DM] hmmm

[Homir (Brian)] btw, u know they are getting married again right?

[DM] 3084 lighthouse Place, margate 33063

[DM] Jeff and karen?

[Sadoya (Lior)] john also does not live in a state

[DM] no when did they split up?

[DM] bad joke

[Homir (Brian)] this time in a church, fucking god people, lol

[DM] a naked sex wedding? cool that I have to see

[Jessica] lol

[Sadoya (Lior)] their marriage ceremony is going to involve having sex with the clergy?

[Sadoya (Lior)] i thought that didn't happen till you had kids

[Homir (Brian)] and all the guests

[Sadoya (Lior)] or is that just in boston?

[Homir (Brian)] clothing is optional

[Jessica] hee hee

[DM] ok

[DM] so

[DM] I think this is the good night part of the program

[DM] everyone have a great time

[DM] and I will talk to you later on

[Sadoya (Lior)] except replace good with rather crappy

[Homir (Brian)] ok, i will send u my character later in the week

[DM] will do

[Jessica] good night all

[Jessica] and thank you again

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[Sadoya (Lior)] nighty ya'll

[Homir (Brian)] good night

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[DM] nighty night

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[Sadoya (Lior)] have a good week everyone

[Sadoya (Lior)] and its tentative as to whether i'm going to be here next week

[DM] will hope for the best

[Sadoya (Lior)] me too, but i'm not sure what that is

[Sadoya (Lior)] either way.. good week everyone, and good night

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[DM] night Fritz

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