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jun 11 04

BiBo!!! has joined the game.

BiBo!!! is receiving the map...

BiBo!!! has received the map.

Lior has joined the game.

Sean has joined the game.

Lorie has joined the game.

[DM] welcome all

[Lior] howda ya'll

[Lorie] Evening

Sean is receiving the map...

Sean has received the map.

[BiBo!!!] heyo

[El Fudge (Sean)] Greetings and Salutations

[DM] and Barb is just a step away

[Lorie] SPC so what are you going to do about your living situation?

BiBo!!! is now controling Shade

Lior is receiving the map...

Lior has received the map.

[El Fudge (Sean)] well, we have until February to decide

Client has joined the game.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: nods :: Good luck with that... I'm really sorry

[El Fudge (Sean)] If we can swing buying a house, we'll probaby do that.

[El Fudge (Sean)] why? Are you working for the company that bought our rental unit? 8-P

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] so here's a funny story.

[DM] oh oh

Client is receiving the map...

Client has received the map.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] PDD took Kyra to the vet today for her shots. The visiting vet was originally from Hialeah

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] hellow whoever the new client is

[El Fudge (Sean)] heh ...

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Yes... he was an old school white American gent, not Cuban

[DM] was he a vet or a doctor there

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] He was the visiting vet

[DM] and now has to practice on teh correct species up there

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] When Andrew hit he bought a place in Pembroke Pines

[DM] interesting

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] No no... he's American America BOB.

[DM] lol

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] He has a townhome there that he paid 120 for... PDD told him if he wanted to sell he could easily get 300

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] he couldn't believe the housing market had gotten like that

[DM] heh

[Lior] he should talk to my parents

[Client] g'evening all

[Lior] if there were ever two people taking advantage of that....

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] so I just thought it was funny that our vet is originally from So. FLA

[DM] hey'ya barb

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: waves to new person:: Hola Client

[DM] we were debating on who this could be

[El Fudge (Sean)] Hey Barb

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] by the way, I may be having a job soon

[Lior] that sounds painful

[DM] it may be in more ways than one Lior

[Lior] i wanna say 'out of which orifice'?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I had a phone interview last night, and I'm having an in person one this week

[El Fudge (Sean)] yup, quite painful actually

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: nods:: Jobs tend to be that way Lior. But congrats Bibo

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Doing what???

[DM] well

[Sebrina] just took me a minute to get it changed.... steve has my computer with him in Ohio tomight

[El Fudge (Sean)] no, physically painful

[DM] this one is different

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I'ma be a paparazzi as best as I can tell

[DM] yeah we chatted earlier this week abou it

[El Fudge (Sean)] I told him to be wary of Sean Penn

[Lior] awesome... kill someone famous for me

[DM] lol

[DM] he doesn't own a motorcycle yet

[Sebrina] i hate having to set everything up again

[Sebrina] i'll sell him a motorcycle cheap!!

[DM] are there any other questions to start the night?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] how cheap?

[El Fudge (Sean)] Yes, dinner?

[DM] I am away from the keyboard.

[Lior] bibo, your mom will kill you

[Sebrina] pick it up before steve gets home.... real cheap!!!

[El Fudge (Sean)] hey, no fair being away from the keyboard!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::snicker::

[Lior] your dad will take it from you for himself

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] probably

[Lior] and you can always buy my vespa

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] actually

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] jessica is in the market for a vespa

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I told her to talk to you

[Lior] really?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yep

[Lior] i really dont know if i want my parents to sell that thing though

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Well you are Italian, so I guess that Paparazzi kind of fits

[Lior] when i get of school, it'd be awesome to have

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] and you do live in an area where there are lot of people to be making with the harassment

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] brb

[Lorie] I am away from the keyboard.

[Lior] yeah, just walk around eagle trace

[DM] I am back at the keyboard.

[DM] well

[DM] that may be a little excessive there

[DM] he wants a bike that works, rather than looks good

[Lorie] I am back at the keyboard.

[DM] so food has been decided here

[DM] and as you can see John emailed me his character sheet

[Lior] is john showing up?

[DM] he said he was

[Sadoya (Lior)] awesome

Lior is now controling Sadoya

[DM] Fritz was woring on the map for later on this evening

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Khan is so attractive.... :X

[DM] smile

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well, he IS a troll

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] make him pretty :)

[Sadoya (Lior)] try kissing him lorie

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] No way dude... I'll start a fire first...

[DM] and now he has a bag on his head for you

[DM] did you know that John asked about how much Kahn could make by selling his blood

[DM] he figured that he could bleed him self every day about half way down

[Sadoya (Lior)] i got free pizza last time i did that

[DM] by selling your blood? or kissing a troll?

[DM] what kind of movie was that again?

[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm going to abstain from answering that question

[Sadoya (Lior)] that one too

[DM] we will take that as a yes to all three

[Sadoya (Lior)] all i'm going to say is 'i still have the mark in my arm from the needle'

[DM] and so

[DM] any training issues?

[Sadoya (Lior)] oh god Bob... there's so many bad things running through my head now

[DM] Barb, you can train your self,

[Sadoya (Lior)] i shouldn't think after working.. my mind just deteriotes into the preverse

[Sebrina] will do

[DM] or have one of yoru guild do it if you preffer

[Sadoya (Lior)] deteriorates

[DM] understand completely

[DM] last nights homework was hell

[DM] so barb you get to add 30 points to your skills

[DM] no more than 15 in one category

[Sebrina] gotta cha

[DM] Marco just pointed out here that you really do not need training per se, your wish gave you this skill level

[DM] and besides we are clicking off three months for misc. events to happen anyway

[Sebrina] guess i trained myself pretty quick then

[DM] if there is anything else you would like to do

[Sadoya (Lior)] is fritz not coming today? i just noticed his absence

[DM] I hope he is, he has the map

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] eh, I'll train myself for 6th level spells, maybe learn a spell or two

John has joined the game.

[Sadoya (Lior)] YAY!

[Sadoya (Lior)] hey John

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] hey jhon!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] er, john

[John] what ever you want to call me

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] JOHN :)

[John] Lady K

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] How are you doing Daddy?

[Sadoya (Lior)] J-Dawg it is

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] okay, we'll call you troll boy

[John] Good so far, down two helpers and no diner yet but I am here

John is now controling Khan

[Sadoya (Lior)] dinner is for wimps

[Sadoya (Lior)] real men live off cereal and go to bed hungry!

[DM] you have cereal?

[Sadoya (Lior)] i need to stop talking

[DM] bah

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ramen, cereal's for the rich people

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Well the men are less than five minutes away if you need back up :)

[DM] when we were young

[John] so that would be my son

[DM] we had mush

[DM] and we liked it

[Sadoya (Lior)] nah, its supermarket brand

[El Fudge (Sean)] mush?

[El Fudge (Sean)] We would have killed for mush!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ramen's still cheaper

[El Fudge (Sean)] We just had the discarded husks of wheat for dinner!

[Sadoya (Lior)] that's true bibo

[Sadoya (Lior)] but cereal takes less time to prepare

[DM] who needs time

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] rich college boy, I see how it is

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Good lord you are all pathetic.

[DM] we carried boiling water in our hands

[Sadoya (Lior)] you can't eat ramen straight out of the plastic

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well, you can

[El Fudge (Sean)] Yes you can, only if you have strong teeth

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and in my day, you did

[Sadoya (Lior)] damn.. your days sucked

[Sadoya (Lior)] good thing i'm not old

[DM] lol

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I saved my money for the 12 cent packages of Ramen

[DM] see John, nothing has changed

[Sadoya (Lior)] hey, i stil have to walk 2 miles to school up hill both ways in the snow

[El Fudge (Sean)] at least you had legs

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] that's what you get for moving to boston

[DM] lmao

[Sadoya (Lior)] yeah, but your legs dont really work at -40

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Sean you used to not have any and grew them

[DM] oh my goodness

[DM] breathing

[DM] so then

[DM] all training issues are done?

[DM] John, any training you need can be assumed to be finished,

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] sure, lemme go pick out some spells

[DM] clicking off three months here

[John] I was hoping to make some quick cash at the blood bank

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay... so Fritz isn't going to obligate the party to any debt for his desire to have permanancy right????

[DM] and then we have the always popular report from Wilson

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: laughs::

[Sadoya (Lior)] can we potty train reign in that much time?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] dunno, that depends on how this wish ends up

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he may yet try for that permanency

[Sadoya (Lior)] what permanency?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] BRB... need slippers

[DM] boots more like it

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he wants detect evil permanancied on him

[Sadoya (Lior)] that's nuts

[DM] well

[John] I can do it for a price

[DM] he was thinking

[Sadoya (Lior)] someone should trick him into getting something more useful

[DM] that if he had all the skills of a paladin

[John] he beter pay as much as me

[DM] that he would be that much closer

[DM] then he found out about this wishing pool

[DM] so his goals may have changed a bit

[John] I think a Paladin has Procection also

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] See he'll never be a good paladin, he's too greedy ;)

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] there will be no epic questing for detect evil

[DM] nods, he was looking for the whole package

[John] minus the humanity

[El Fudge (Sean)] Can't he just steal a paladin?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Sure we know where a whole slew of them live... shouldn't be a problem.

[El Fudge (Sean)] Carry it around to do the detecting and warding and stuff?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] We can even help him find a paladin's sword if he's inclined

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::evil laugh::

[John] sure we know where one is.....

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] sure, throw him through the pool the the frost giants

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] er, to the

[Sadoya (Lior)] ::sniffles::

[DM] chuckle

[DM] that was a great adventure

[Sadoya (Lior)] i hated that sword, but by god, i hated it with love!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] lol

[Sadoya (Lior)] but if anyone's going back there... there's some pretty neat magic stuff that Darmin had... might come in handy

[Khan (John)] how do I look?

[El Fudge (Sean)] Like a troll

[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm sure your mother loved you

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] With that bag on your head... more attactive

[Khan (John)] but I have a really big cloak on

[Sadoya (Lior)] is it flame retardant?

[El Fudge (Sean)] Are you sure it's not to compensate fo rsomething else?

[Khan (John)] bastard

[Khan (John)] are you saying I should loose the cloak?

[DM] so the report from wilson

[El Fudge (Sean)] No.

[DM] just a sec

[El Fudge (Sean)] The part of Wilson will be played by

[El Fudge (Sean)] Bob

[El Fudge (Sean)] just as soon as Bob creates Wilso

[El Fudge (Sean)] Wilson

[El Fudge (Sean)] and I have to learn how to type

[Khan (John)] Kylia, I think you people are almost used to me hanging out at the Library

[Khan (John)] your

[El Fudge (Sean)] The part of Boromir will be played by Wilson

[Wilson] so Lady Kylia and the rest of the Dragonslayers

[Wilson] welcome home from your journey

[Wilson] is there anything you woudl like?

[Wilson] (we are assuming this took place at teh beginning of the training)

[Wilson] the gardens are coming in nicely

[Sadoya (Lior)] a new freakn' cape

[Sadoya (Lior)] that works proper

[Wilson] the inn has added in a second serving wench

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::frowns at Sadoya::

[Sadoya (Lior)] what?

[Wilson] and that problem with the hippogriffs east of us was taken care of by the Dwarves quite nicely

[Khan (John)] yea!

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::nods:: That's lovely

[Wilson] there are some problems out back

[Wilson] we have basically left Miss Gretchen to explore and see what she wants back there

[Khan (John)] no not the trees

[Wilson] oh, and that strange man Kevin

[Wilson] he came back and went into the caves again

[Wilson] but we have mostly kept the door closed and locked

[Sadoya (Lior)] who's kevin again? was he the naked guy in the tree? or am i getting all these adventures confused>

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yep

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well, one of the kevins

[Khan (John)] besides Paul!!!!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we know a couple

[Sadoya (Lior)] no, pauls' the naked guy who gets laid a lot

[Khan (John)] YEA!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] gretchen looks an aweful lot like a banshee

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] She shouldn't....

[Wilson] there is a bard here from Wolfspack that says she has some information the Dragonslayers paid for

[Wilson] The Lady Twosleep

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Bard? Information that we paid for?

[Wilson] well

[Wilson] I assumed it was ok

[Wilson] remember a couple of years ago

[Wilson] before we moved here?

[Wilson] you and some of the other party members hired someone to research the Lich in Thedd?

[Wilson] well she just came back

[Khan (John)] I do

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Yes...that odd wizard

[Sadoya (Lior)] what's all this about a leech?

[Khan (John)] no never mind, old news

[Sadoya (Lior)] someone's got a leech in their head?]

[Sadoya (Lior)] that can't be comfortable

[Khan (John)] in our Old bacement, but we moved

[Sadoya (Lior)] i can see that

[Wilson] well, that is another bit of news

[Wilson] it turns out

[Wilson] that the old Thedd camp has been rebuilt

Client has joined the game.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ... no Sadoya, a lich. A power hungry wizard that wants to live forever...

[Wilson] although I am not sure we are worried about that here yet

[Sadoya (Lior)] who wants to live forever?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Camp rebuilt by whom?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::just shrugs at Sadoya and continues to listen::

[Wilson] well, it seems that the Lich was rather upset after your last visit

[Khan (John)] what did we do?

[Wilson] and has become more active in his attempts at dominion

[Khan (John)] I me they do?

[Wilson] and greetings Jessica

[El Fudge (Sean)] Tromp through his dungeon?

[Wilson] well

[Wilson] it turns out

[Wilson] that there was some sort of battle outside

Jessica is receiving the map...

Jessica has received the map.

[Wilson] and now there are several caravans that have gone missing

[Wilson] but that should not worry us here

[Wilson] we have other things

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Several caravans?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Other things?

[Wilson] the goblins are just terrible this summer

[Wilson] and now that the fall is approaching

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Goblins? Ugh...

[Wilson] they seem to be mulitplying even worse

[Khan (John)] Paul offered his services to the King, but NOoooooo, Paul was not good enough

[Wilson] I can not vouch for anyone's saftey out back

[Khan (John)] so don't go out back

[Wilson] shrugs

[Wilson] the lady giant had some friends come by last week

[Wilson] we let them back, I hope that was ok?

[Wilson] they seemed to be able to handle themselves

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Friends?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] More giants?

[Wilson] nods

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::frowns::

John is receiving the map...

John has received the map.

[Khan (John)] how long have you gys been gone?

[Wilson] about 4 weeks

[Wilson] just over a month of game time for the entire african adventure

[Wilson] but before that was the crystal castle adventure

[Wilson] and other things,

[Wilson] it has been about 5 months of traveling

[Khan (John)] we could always move again

[Wilson] looks appalled at that one

Wilson looks at Lady Kylia

[Jessica] hello

[Jessica] finally

[Wilson] greeting Jess

[Jessica] thanx

[Sadoya (Lior)] yoyo

[Wilson] You can ask questions, but not run a character tonight

[Jessica] sounds good to me

[Jessica] howdy Lior

[Wilson] if it gets too awkward we can give you an icon to play with

[Jessica] it's up to you

[Wilson] Marco and Sean went down to get plates

[Sadoya (Lior)] i bet you say that to all the girls, bob

[Wilson] smile

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] No not all of them...

[Sadoya (Lior)] where's mike?

[Jessica] mike is with his dad

[Jessica] out of town

[Sadoya (Lior)] k

[Wilson] Lorie, I gave you full privledges on Wilson and Gretchen obviously

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Ummm... sure

[Wilson] for this afternoons entertainment

[Wilson] the bard will give her story to you

[Sadoya (Lior)] in the form of a song?

[Jessica] lol

[Wilson] do you have any other questions for me?

[Jessica] not exactly

[Khan (John)] i don't have sound ;)

[Jessica] just lookin for now

[Sadoya (Lior)] so put on any song and sing to that melody John

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ((FYI, Wilson's icon doesn't look like Wilson... no mustache and younger))

[Sadoya (Lior)] well.. not everyone can be as hot as Boromir

[Wilson] we can change it to anything you like later on

[Khan (John)] Khan is no long a song wizard, can you imaging a singing troll

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] or as dead

[Sadoya (Lior)] so when are you skipping the country, bibo?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] dunno, now that I have a job

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay... so in summary... goblin's reproducing like bunnies, caravan's being Lich food, Giants invited over for tea

[Sadoya (Lior)] awesome

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Hippogriffs addressed by Dwarves

[DM] nods, that sounds about right

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Back yard not safe

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] like it ever has

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Did I miss anythign?

[DM] shakes his head,

[Khan (John)] Paul?

[Sadoya (Lior)] great, lets go to a bar

[DM] two new accolytes,

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] err anything

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::frowns:: Paul has been missing?

[Khan (John)] do you miss Paul, (he wanted me to ask)

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Two new acolytes... that's good news

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] again?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] or is he missing to me?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] paul really needs to stop disappearing

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] let's hope he took his clothes this time...

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah

[Sadoya (Lior)] did he finally get the invisible stalker blood?

[Khan (John)] he stays at home and takes care of the neighborhood

[Khan (John)] opps that did not come out right

[Khan (John)] :)

[Sadoya (Lior)] while invisible and naked? dude...

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] He sounds like one of those lonely cat ladies

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] BRB

[Khan (John)] (baby in hand)

[DM] cool

[Sadoya (Lior)] is that equivalent to away from keyboard?

[Khan (John)] so this is just a catch up night, no chance of dying?

[Sadoya (Lior)] well... this is still bob's game

[DM] oh no

[Khan (John)] no just one handed typing

[Sadoya (Lior)] you might get killed training

[DM] plenty of damage to come

[El Fudge (Sean)] Paul isn't the type of person to dress in tights, run around the neighborhood at night beating up on members of the Thieve's Guild, is he?

[Jessica] hi sean!

[DM] if Fritz ever logs in and or sends me the map

[Sadoya (Lior)] did ya call him?

[El Fudge (Sean)] Greetings and Salutations

[Khan (John)] if paul did, he would be invisible

[Jessica] after many tears and much frustration, and a BiBo, my computer now has Klooge

John has left the game.

[Sadoya (Lior)] yes, we've noticed

John has joined the game.

[Khan (John)] sorry i nodded off

[DM] and

[DM] so

[DM] anything else before the Lady Twosleep gives you her story?

[Khan (John)] can I have Khan back

[DM] ??

[DM] what doyou mean by that?

[Khan (John)] he is not on the list

[DM] we all see him

[Khan (John)] tks

[Jessica] yup

[Jessica] even me

[DM] I just send the map to you again

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: waves to Baby M::

[DM] everyone ready for a large section of text to read?

[Khan (John)] well..

[DM] Evil has lurked among the land since the beginning of time Masking itself as good and unlimitedly destroying It is the same hate, greed, lust and fear that was created with the earth. Men have been bold enough to try to destroy this perversion of life But they have failed or fallen into it's shadow. He resisted evil's seduction and paid for it dearly Some say his story is just myth, but I believe Not because I want to But because I need to believe that if man was strong to overcome it once They will be strong enough to overcome it again This is the story of life, a sword and the lust for both. Isorfir appeared to be your most common of people. He did not come from mythical greatness and he wasn't sired by a god or great love affair. He was simply a wizard who had the audacity to do something great. Isorfir came from a very poor farming family. While he was a child it became apparent that Isorfir was destined to be a wizard. They quickly sent him off to study under the local wizard. Though his family taught him quite a bit the wizard taught him integrity, courage and a love of humanity. He taught him what true bravery was and how to forgive his enemies. Isorfir was always a good person but under this wizard he became great. Aras, a very powerful dark wizard unleashed a great un named evil from the East onto the people of this area. It began to slowly infect the people. Neighbors turned against neighbors, brother against brother. He watched in perverted happiness as the people slowly turned to darkness, relishing in torturing and hurting everything Those who resisted this great evil fought it bravely but did not realize this evil could not be fought with their normal weapons. This was a special and eerily powerful foe and power must be used to defeat it. Isorfir took it the task upon himself to kill the evil that lurked in every corner. He began crafting a sword from the rare metal encased in the center of the great mountain. He locked himself in his shed for many days, not stopping to eat or even drink. His family mocked him but he knew he was doing something great. He finally finished and put it down for a moment to admire his work. The blade almost glowed from the power encased in such a thing. The hilt looked as if a dragon had wrapped itself around it. In it's claws contained a drop of his blood encased in a clear stone. Knowing after he defeated the great evil this sword would be more than likely disappear, he placed a curse on it. Only his ancestor who was pure of heart and honest of intention would be able to use this sword to it's potential. All others who dared to use it would be driven to madness and tormented until death. He packed up the sword & supplies then began his journey towards the fortress of the wizard. A small army marched in the same direction so Isorfir followed them. Though he had absolutely no experience in warfare he valiantly marched on finally creeping into the chambers of the wizard in an attempt to kill him. The wizards dueled for hours, until Isorfir was exhausted but Aras was still strong. He stood over Isorfir, taunting him as he prepared to kill him. In a moment of pure clarity, Isorfir threw his sword at Aras; thinking, at least he made an attempt before he died. He watched as his sword glowed and in an instant beheaded Aras. A horrible green light shot from him body and encased itself in a small pebble. In it contained all his malice and disgust for mankind. Isorfir laid on the ground, inches from death. Feeling the warmth slip slowly from his body, suddenly there was a great flash of light and a lady standing over him; she offered him a reward for his work, enteral life. Without thinking Isorfir accepted and immediately found himself growing stronger. As he stood up he realized something wasn't right, he felt; not like himself. A deep seeded anger began to grow inside of him, his eyes glowing red with rage, "Damn all those who did not believe in me!" he growled grabbing his sword and leaving the chambers. What he did not realize is that he was not meant to survive and that though she had saved his life she had turned him into a monster to do it. As he walked he heard the yelling and tormenting of voices in mind. Desperate to escape this pain he dropped his sword a river and ran, seeking comfort in a cave and that is where our tale ends.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] NOOOOOOOOOO

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::dives::

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::explosions::

[DM] will pause here for 5 minutes for everyone to read

[Sadoya (Lior)] how about 20?

[Jessica] stop

[Jessica] i cant read if you talk

[Jessica] lol

[Sadoya (Lior)] hit pause

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Well...

[Jessica] wow

[El Fudge (Sean)] So the litch is Isorfir?

[El Fudge (Sean)] Who was turned into a monster because he destroyed evil?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] But Aras isn't the zero level wizard...

[DM] nods to Lorie

[DM] and yes to Sean

[Sadoya (Lior)] wow, its diablo 2

[DM] why do you say that Lior, having never played it myself

[Sadoya (Lior)] you mean that no one but his descendants would be able to use the sword, right,? cuz ancestors doesn't make any sense

[DM] magic and all that you know

Fritz has joined the game.

Fritz is receiving the map...

Fritz has received the map.

[Sadoya (Lior)] well, in diablo 1, you're this guy and you fight the diablo. diablo gets encased in a stone after he dies and the hero puts the stone into his head and becomes evil

[Khan (John)] yea!

[Sadoya (Lior)] diablo 2 is going after the hero

[Jessica] hiya fritz

[Sadoya (Lior)] hey fritz

[Fritz] Hello alll sorry I am late

[Khan (John)] WHAT IS IN A NAME

[DM] you just missed the big story

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well, just cuz he's a lich doesn't mean he's evil

[DM] but it is on the map

[DM] oh no, this lich is evil

[Khan (John)] Three cheers for Fritz!

[DM] no doubt about taht

[DM] that

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] okay

[Sadoya (Lior)] you get the diablo 2 bit, don't you bibo?

[DM] on the map is a doc file

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] cuz the story made him out to not be evil

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yep

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] took a sec, but yep

[El Fudge (Sean)] before he was a litch

[Sadoya (Lior)] anyone with voices in their head is obviously evil

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] evening Fritz

[Khan (John)] he was good turned evil, just like all the great evil

[El Fudge (Sean)] hey, if you got turned into a litch, I think you'd be a bit peeved too.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] didn't say he became evil, just a lich

[Fritz] I am gonna be afk a sec while I read the story

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] but then the road to hell is paved with good intentions

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Not all iches are pure evil

[Fritz] I am away from the keyboard.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I should know, I've seen it

[El Fudge (Sean)] What with the drop in charisma, the skin falling off, no one inviting you to reigndeer games ...

[Sadoya (Lior)] i've read paradise lost in 3 classes, i know all about the greatest good becoming the ultimate evil

[DM] lol

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah.... ::glances at the new paladin::

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] KILL THE PALADIN!!!

[DM] when he comes back that will be very funny

[Jessica] ?

[Sadoya (Lior)] speaking of becoming evil...

[Khan (John)] Jessica, this party, while not evil, hates Palidan, more for their Lwfullness

[Jessica] ah

[El Fudge (Sean)] I thought this party hated cats

[Jessica] ok

[Jessica] brb

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] no, it's not the lawfulness

[Sadoya (Lior)] though we have/had LG people in the group

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] not so much lawful... just that whole Lawful Good... holier than a priest-ness

[Khan (John)] that is only the top when Robert is here

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it's the suicidally good tendancies they have

[Sadoya (Lior)] i should take that throne from robert

[DM] and the funnier thing is that Fritz, Barb and John know the cat story

[Sadoya (Lior)] but i guess i'd need my own story

[Khan (John)] it's not as good as the old lady story

[DM] grin

[Fritz] I am back at the keyboard.

[Jessica] yay

[Khan (John)] YEA!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I have my pentagram story

[DM] so true

[DM] and the bat story

[Khan (John)] that is not something to be proude of

[El Fudge (Sean)] so true

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] :)

[DM] that one is soo cool

[El Fudge (Sean)] the bat story?

[El Fudge (Sean)] Says you.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] hey, none of our stories are ones to be proud of

[Fritz] Ok back

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] they wouldn't be stories otheriwise

[Sadoya (Lior)] i think sean should be proud of the golem/lizardman story

[El Fudge (Sean)] Ok front

[Fritz] What did I miss?

[Jessica] i like the pentagram story

[Khan (John)] the borrow your sword to teleport to the sun is!!

[Jessica] its funny

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] LOL

Alexis has joined the game.

[El Fudge (Sean)] And the bat story.

[El Fudge (Sean)] But yea, the golem/lizardman story is good too.

[Sadoya (Lior)] hey lex

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I want that one back with intrest mister!

[DM] Lex, on the map is a doc ument of the story they just read

[Fritz] Hiya Lex

[Khan (John)] Jessica, you do not know how close we came to TOTAL DEATH

[Jessica] lol

[DM] I think the drop the sword down the stairwell story is a great one also

[Jessica] maybe not

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] several times

[Sadoya (Lior)] this is true, though i wsn't htere

[Alexis] hi

[DM] ok,

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Salut Lexi

[DM] Lex, you can control Twosleep

[Sadoya (Lior)] dammit lorie, this is america, speak spanish

[DM] to chat as her as the bard

Fritz is now controling Reign Tandem

[DM] net

[Jessica] Lior is funny

[DM] nyet

[Khan (John)] so we an blame Lex for the long text

[DM] that was me sending out the long text

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] And Bob for the typos

[DM] she gets the credit for the story

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah!! get the pitchforks, we'll lynch her up after we get the paladin

[Khan (John)] but she wrote it right!!!

[DM] yes she gets full credit for the story,

[Sadoya (Lior)] hey bob, if ya want, i'll be happy to proofread the texts you use for the game

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well, yeah, if she wrote it left we wouldn't understand it

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Nice story

[Alexis] thanks

[DM] and can answer questions about the two wizards

[Sadoya (Lior)] i mean, i'm studying to do that kind of stuff

[Khan (John)] we cannot lynch anyone if we have a Paladin!

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] No no ... we can't have Anstett's spelling correctly.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we're lynching the paladin

[Alexis] it took alot for me to actually share my writing

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] that problem solves itself

[Sadoya (Lior)] he won't be spelling correctly, i will

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Who is a Palidin?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] We're happy you did Lexi

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] It was a sweet story

[Sadoya (Lior)] i wish i could stop sharing my writing, every time i share a story i never finish it

[Khan (John)] Great story, needed to be divided in chapters

[Khan (John)] or is that Bob's fault

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Explain the sword and the curse again (says the fighter)

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] or at least paragraphs

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] click on the scroll

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] the one that says bard stories

[Jessica] i'll brb, i'ma get me some foodies

[DM] of course it is Bob's fault

[DM] I should just leave her stuff alone

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I did but didnt understand what Bob wrote

[Alexis] fritz do you want me to explain it?

[Khan (John)] If I mentioned every time I am away from the computer, I'd never get the chance to leave

[Sadoya (Lior)] you don thave to understand fritz, just kill stuff

[DM] lol

[DM] yes please lex, you are the bard

[Khan (John)] pst: isn't he the Palidan we are going to kill?

[DM] answer any questions they have

[Sadoya (Lior)] the more reign understands, the more problems we have with fulfilling promises and all that cal

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] What did you mean that he thought it would most likely disappear after the duel?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] the big cow looking guy is

[Khan (John)] What is your favorite color?

[Khan (John)] What is your Quest?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] as in someone would steal it

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] all great weapons get stolen

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] don't you know that?

[DM] or lost

[El Fudge (Sean)] So, who was the woman that saved Isofir?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] that's how we end up with them

[Sadoya (Lior)] i figured it would just disappear, all magic items the kill bad things disappear when they kill the bad things

[El Fudge (Sean)] Best I can figure it, the litch is all her fault ...

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Shade...haven't you realized what happens after she has sex with most men...they die or become liches

[Khan (John)] LOL

[Sadoya (Lior)] she has sex with men?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] haven't had any of them turn to liches

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Whel sometimes

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yet

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] but that can be a life goal I suppose

[El Fudge (Sean)] That's reassuring

[Khan (John)] any of them turn into trolls?

[DM] she turns trolls on

[El Fudge (Sean)] only on Usenet and web boards

[DM] is that what you mean?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] no, but a couple turned into newts

[Sadoya (Lior)] trying to remember your past Khan?

[Khan (John)] no just faces

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] just beware the fruit bats

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] nasty dangerous things

[Sadoya (Lior)] thought those were only in the african contintent

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Hate Fruit bats they kill alot of our NPC's

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well, we may have come back with us

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Especially while I am sleeping

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I know!

[Sadoya (Lior)] yeah, they seem to be attracted to shade when she's on guard duty

[Sadoya (Lior)] but they always go for someone else

[Sadoya (Lior)] guess they think she's weak

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] And they seem to suck men dry... literally and figuritavely...go figure

[Sadoya (Lior)] no, that's shade

[DM] or easy

[Sadoya (Lior)] the fruitbats come after

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ahhh always wondered who came first...the fruit bats or the men with shade

[DM] the men in shade? or with shade?

[Sadoya (Lior)] yes

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] same thing

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Good question

[Alexis] bats= scary

[Sadoya (Lior)] i saw a bat today

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we know

[Sadoya (Lior)] it was on the sidewalk.. i think it was dying

Reign Tandem (Fritz) ponders the unponderable

[Khan (John)] flying dead bats are good

[DM] huh?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I saw a bat yesterday, it was stuffed and for sale at the Art Festival

[DM] cool

[Sadoya (Lior)] seriously, on my walk home from work

[Khan (John)] you forgot?

[DM] now I remember,

[DM] got sean's reference

[DM] ok

[DM] so we are back to the story now

[DM] clearing the way for the Bard Lady Twosleep

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so fluff liches, yay

[DM] questions for her

[Sadoya (Lior)] you fluff liches?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bob "the DM" told me "Fritz" you guys had found or know of a palidin holy sword. Could this be the same one?

[DM] no it is not

[Sadoya (Lior)] umm

[Sadoya (Lior)] lets not talk about that sword for a while

[Khan (John)] guess not

[Sadoya (Lior)] if its the sword i'm thinking of

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it is

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] What was Isofir family name?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and I laid claim on it

[Khan (John)] I think before we find the sword we have to find someone who can use it

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I have a sword

[Sadoya (Lior)] you laid claim on Darmin's sword?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yep

[Khan (John)] I know a river

[Sadoya (Lior)] can you get me some of his stuff while you're fighitng the frost giants?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] nah, you can get that

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Lex?...uhm Twosleep...what was Isofir's family name?

[Sadoya (Lior)] ok, but after you clear the way

[El Fudge (Sean)] Who was the woman that turned Isofir into a monster?

[Sadoya (Lior)] was probably shade

[Khan (John)] the woman is the wizard I bet

[Sadoya (Lior)] the last hurrah

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Yea his green family jewel impregnated itself into Isofir...friggin fagget mages...

[Sadoya (Lior)] wow, i've heard of them being blue... but green?

[Sadoya (Lior)] he musta spent a lot of time in his library

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::frowns at Reign:: There goes your Paladin badge

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Hey I am LG not LS

[Khan (John)] YEA!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] since when?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] keeping making nice comments about Mages and they'll revoke your badge

[Sadoya (Lior)] what's LS? cuz i'm getting kinda scared

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Did the "Great Unnamed Evil" ever get a name?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] lawful stupid

[Sadoya (Lior)] those being my freakn' initials and all

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] no, otherwise it'd be the great named evil

[Sadoya (Lior)] you guys need to read up on your archetypes

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Lawful Stupid

[Sadoya (Lior)] havn't you read harry potter? the evil guy never has a name

[Sadoya (Lior)] tolkien? same thing

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he does, just we dare not speak it

[El Fudge (Sean)] um ... in both they have names

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] mysteeeerious

[Sadoya (Lior)] yeah, but no one dares speak it

[El Fudge (Sean)] In Tolkien it's Sauraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Lior, I have the article for you somewhere around here

[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm sure this guy has anem

[Sadoya (Lior)] name

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] It's pretty funny about alignment...

[Sadoya (Lior)] but no one's gonna say it

El Fudge (Sean) falls over dead at mention of Sauraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] And can you tell us anythng more about Aras?

[DM] you know who

[Sadoya (Lior)] in tolkien it was the evil language that couldn't be spoken

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Like spanish?

[Sadoya (Lior)] yes

[Sadoya (Lior)] exactly

[Sadoya (Lior)] just like spanish

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Evil evil language

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] NO... esperanto

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Must be the language he speaks

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Uhmmm Lex don't wait for us to give you an opening...

[DM] (Lex and I are consulting on answers by the way)

[DM] (she will be answering)

[Jessica] oh boy

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Acckkkkk she spoke the evil tongue....she has an evil mouth...wash it out with antievil soap...I use Dove by the way

[Jessica] i just came back and you guys are hilariious

[Sadoya (Lior)] either that or you're just easily amused

[Khan (John)] if you insist, thanks

[Jessica] ::shrugs::

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Or sitting in the vibrating chari

[Sadoya (Lior)] hey that's cool

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] chair

[Jessica] not a vibrating chair

[DM] and I do have the other news about wishes for your group

[Jessica] lol

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] or looking at shawn

[DM] by the way did Khan ever get his wish?

[Sadoya (Lior)] mine came true and the first one was a gag?

[Khan (John)] when you get a new body do you get new wishes?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Only if you hold it against me

[DM] couch

[Jessica] i think my snake might be getting ready to shed

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] TMI

[DM] tmi jess

[Khan (John)] I do not think Khan ever went to that wishing well

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] um.... yay

[Sadoya (Lior)] jessica... not the greatest place to talk about your snake

[Jessica] why tmi?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::blinks:: I walk away for two seconds and the Paladin is talking about vibrating chairs...

[Khan (John)] i was laughing to hard to respond Jess

[DM] and snakes

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Keep your snake in your pants

[Sadoya (Lior)] your normal human english words have at least three alterior meanings here, think wisely before speaking

[Jessica] baby ball python

[Jessica] dirty minds all of you

[DM] thank you

[Sadoya (Lior)] dont say ball

Reign Tandem (Fritz) attempts to refrain from comments

[Sadoya (Lior)] dont say snake

[DM] lol

[Jessica] lmao

[Khan (John)] names Monty?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Story time for KID

[Lorie] I am away from the keyboard.

[Sadoya (Lior)] and for god's sake dont say python

[Jessica] Her name is Isis

[Jessica] and i'll stop

[Khan (John)] is is what?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] PYTHOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!

[Jessica] oh dear

[El Fudge (Sean)] her name is is is ... what?

[Jessica] Isis

[Jessica] like the egyptioan goddess?

[Sadoya (Lior)] well.. out with it girl

[Jessica] egyptian

[El Fudge (Sean)] The woman was named Egyptian?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Who swalllowed her husbands penis and brought him back to life

[Jessica] ::shakes her head::

[Jessica] never mind

[Sadoya (Lior)] fritz? what are you talking about?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Isis

[DM] see what you started here Jess

[Jessica] lmao

[El Fudge (Sean)] wow ... they had the Bobbit problem back then too? Wow

[Jessica] i do not apologize

[Sadoya (Lior)] its a problem for the ages, sean

[El Fudge (Sean)] sounds like it

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] She deep throated her husband and he came back from the dead...He was stiff and afterwards he was no longer stiff

[Sadoya (Lior)] osiris?

[DM] ok then

[El Fudge (Sean)] some say that Viagra can solve that problem

[DM] falling off the deep end ehre

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I did not start it

[Khan (John)] Anybody need Paul's services

[DM] now now

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] She did

[Khan (John)] Magic

[DM] we are trying to have a serious conversatin here Kahn

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I do...

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] who is kahn?

[Khan (John)] you need a lot of help

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Yes that is true

[Khan (John)] khan is Paul's side kick

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Welll patch him up

[Sadoya (Lior)] try shade for paul's services, their reputations for getting laid and wizardry should make them like each other immediatley

[Khan (John)] Paul is much to busy to come to these introdution meetings

[DM] ooo

[Khan (John)] he has a Protectorate to run

[Sadoya (Lior)] they could 'help each other out'

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Wellllllll If he is that important.....

[Khan (John)] Paul also is courting some one at the moment

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Oh he is the guy in charge of Trojan right?

[DM] ok ok,

[DM] back on track here

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I need some magic potions

[DM] your wish oh Minotaur

[DM] I have the answer to your question

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] oooooooooooooooooooooo

[Khan (John)] e have two months to kill, I mean before we can kill right?

[Sadoya (Lior)] we have our lives to kill

[Alexis] ok sorry i got distracted

[DM] ok,

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Since shade is unkillable

[DM] Lex you go first

[Alexis] what are your questions

[DM] if you have those answers now

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Don't make me have to repeat my self

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Don't make me have to repeat my self

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Don't make me have to repeat my self

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Don't make me have to repeat my self

[DM] stop that

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] hehehehe

[DM] smacks him around

[Sadoya (Lior)] thanks bob

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I'm not unkillable

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] just really really hard to kill

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] there's a difference

[Sadoya (Lior)] i could kill you

[DM] Twoslepp, the questinos were what is the family name for Isofar

[Sadoya (Lior)] under very specific circumstances

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Did the "Unamed Evil" ever get a name, what is Isorfir's family name

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] and why did he think the sword would disappear

[Khan (John)] and where is the sword

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] ?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well, yes, anyone could kill anyone under very specific circumstances

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Oh yes and can you tell us more about Aras?

[Alexis] Isofir's family name is Electra

[Khan (John)] HA

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] LOL

[Sadoya (Lior)] oh no...

[Khan (John)] I am eating here!

[Alexis] Aras in the unnamed evil

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] cue bob you suck now

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] ??????? what am I misssing?????

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::points at lorie::

[Alexis] *is

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] wait till lorie does some cursing at bob first

[Khan (John)] is is

[Sadoya (Lior)] 10...9...8..7...

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] she's afk

[Alexis] and some background on Aras.. he was left with a dark wizard the day he was born.. to pay off a debt

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Do you know some one named "Electra" ?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] but when she stops being afk, there will be much ranting

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] depends on if you mean that ic or ooc

[Alexis] he studied under him when he wasn't been treated like a slave or starved

[Lorie] I am back at the keyboard.

[El Fudge (Sean)] Guess what?

[Alexis] he later learned all the wizard could teach him.. then killed the wizard

[Khan (John)] uh oh

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay... story time is over

[El Fudge (Sean)] oh, I think it's just beginning

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeap, scroll up lorie

[DM] takes a deep breath

[Sadoya (Lior)] yeah, tis just starting

[El Fudge (Sean)] and remember ... bobisanevilbutt

Reign Tandem (Fritz) Wonders what all the ruccus is going to be about?

[Jessica] bob's not evil

[Sadoya (Lior)] you know not of what you speak Jessica

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] But it says in ....Jessica go home...

[El Fudge (Sean)] oh just waitutil Lorie stops reading

[Khan (John)] no but he is Chaotic

[Jessica] why do i have to leave, fritz?

[Jessica] and i am home

[Sadoya (Lior)] 10 9 8 7...

[Khan (John)] as we wait for Lori to kill Bob. do do do do do do...

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] But it says in the text Bob wrote that Aras "unleashed a great unnamed Evil from the east unto the people in this area."

[Sadoya (Lior)] he farted

[Sadoya (Lior)] a lot

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] and that it infected them and made them do unnamabel things since he was unnamed

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] *unnameable*

[Sadoya (Lior)] definetaly sounds like a mean fart

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay... there was a former Dragonslayer with a first name of Electra

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] *whatever*

[Khan (John)] Reign, you read to much for the bard, she is just trying to sell a story

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] but her family name was Chalanti

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] So the two are unrelated.

[El Fudge (Sean)] you think ...

[El Fudge (Sean)] remember, this IS Bob here ...

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] and Electra was LG... and was no temptress

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] What am I missing

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I'll stuff BOB in the box if he bastardizes my character that way.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] lorie's last char was electra

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :)

[El Fudge (Sean)] LOL

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] and he knows that :)

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ahhhhh hehehehehe

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bobisanevilbutt

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] 7 state difference or not

[DM] now now, this is decendants, not actual characters

[Khan (John)] what about your sister

[Sadoya (Lior)] oh crap

[Sadoya (Lior)] here it comes

[Sadoya (Lior)] take cover!

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Electra's sister is a whore... plain and simple

[El Fudge (Sean)] um ... I think I want to go into the box ...

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] cool

[Sadoya (Lior)] friend of yours, shade?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Electra's sister is Shade?

[Khan (John)] sounds like a lot of fun, does she like trolls?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] NO... my sister isn't a witch... let me speak slower... WHORE

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] no, but she sounds fun at any rate. some of my best friends were whores

[Sadoya (Lior)] does it matter what whores like?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] No... she likes power...

[Sadoya (Lior)] if you got the money...

[Khan (John)] ah there's the rub

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] She's the mistress of a rather powerful evil overlord

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Some of my best dates.....

[El Fudge (Sean)] so to speak

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] But... like all women led down the wrong path, she wants to do good.

[El Fudge (Sean)] ... not going to go there

[Sadoya (Lior)] right... women wanting to do good, that's a good one

[Khan (John)] but guys we only need the sword and the decendent if we want to kill the litch right?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::kicks Sadoya::

[Sadoya (Lior)] hehe

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Electra had a brother too

[Khan (John)] we moved so we would not have to kill the Litch

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] and you realize that she's originates from that oh so friendly town of humanoids far and wide

[Sadoya (Lior)] hey, i'm all for killing nasty wizards... it wouldn't be the first time

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] NO we moved here because I got this wish from the Dalai Lama

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Remember that I asked to go back to Thedd for months...

[Khan (John)] true, that was a doubble edged sword

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I am soooooooo confused !!!!!!

[DM] ok

[DM] step one

[Sadoya (Lior)] good, confused fighters are easier to control

[Khan (John)] that;s what happens when youstop playing for a year or two

[DM] lol

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Amen

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yep

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] that way we just say swing the sword that way, and they do it

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] What is confusing Fritz?

[Sadoya (Lior)] mhm

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] How do you think Shade got me to kill the white dragon so easily

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] :)

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] She used her beguiling on you?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] She said ... look evil!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well, I didn't tell the full truth

Sebrina has left the game.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] /rofl

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] In any case, what's so confusing?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] but enough to get him riled up

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Once there was a Dragonslayer named Electra... a LG priestess of Athena

[Khan (John)] YEA!

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] She had a sister... who lived in the South who was a kept woman of a not so nice Baron

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Booo (Almarin)

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] She comes from that horrible place where if you aren't human (oh wait, Kylia likes the sounds of this town) they generally don't let you in

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] also home of a not so nice man

[Reign Tandem (Almarin)] YEA

[Khan (John)] (They hate Elves)

[DM] Wingstone is the name of the Earldom

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] to wingstone!!!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] when we're done it'll be called flagstone

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] cuz that's all that'll be left

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ((Yes Bob... sorry I could have added the name, just figured everyone knew the name))

[Sadoya (Lior)] yeah, they dont like elves, i'm sure they'lll love devil-kin

[Khan (John)] waht about Trolls?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] We once went on an adventure for an entity that we called the Dalai Lama and were all granted wishes in return

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Mine was this place....

[Sadoya (Lior)] everybody loves trolls

[Khan (John)] cooked over an open flame

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] they're big fuzzy and cuddly

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] and so the Dragonslayers left Thedd and came here. Thedd was subsequently taken over by the not so nice creatures

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] wait no, I'm thinking umplys

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] such as Goblins.

[Khan (John)] lol

[Sadoya (Lior)] so Khan... were's your bridge?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Are you with us so far?

[Khan (John)] Reign?...

[DM] following on my end

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Electra's sister lives WAY in the South....

[Khan (John)] (i know I left that bridge somewhere?....)

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Yes I am following

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Not quite to the Island Kingdom's south, but just north

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Great... what's still puzzling?

[Khan (John)] how it relates to the issue at hand?

[Khan (John)] answer BOB

[DM] because the sword can only be weilded by a decendant of Electra

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Because they said that the descendent of evil had the family name of Electra

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Which is going to pretty difficult... considering Electra was Chaste

[Khan (John)] Kylia is Electra reborn!!!

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: shrugs ::

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Umm... no

[Khan (John)] YEA!

[DM] could have been someone earlier in the family

[Sadoya (Lior)] chased by who?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Have you been a naughty girl ?

[DM] or a relative

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Kylia waits longer before laying waste to everyione and I'm not LG

[DM] or.....

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] besides I don't regenerate either

[DM] there is another story that comes to mind,

[DM] Tandem's wife Electra, he had beaten, and then raped by his Royal Guard. This too was done in front of Tandem. But Electra was never a strong woman and mercifully she died. But the evil heart of Ivory was not satisfied. He had Electra raised from the dead as a zombie. Every day he would have Electra's corpse feed Tandem and clean his wounds.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] and I'm not fond of spears

[DM] from another story line

[Sadoya (Lior)] oh crap

[Khan (John)] dm: that's news to me

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] where have I heard that before

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Not me

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] cuz I know I have

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I wasn't going to say a word

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] This is sounding like a storyline from Buffy

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah, well you say demon or undead, and it's a storyline from buffy

[Sadoya (Lior)] yeah, but that was never a good show

[Khan (John)] Was Tandem someone elses's character?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] shut up, buffy rocked

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] That is my last name

[Sadoya (Lior)] ::points at reign::

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] That's Reign's family name

[Khan (John)] of cource

[Sadoya (Lior)] your mom did what?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I wasn't going to mention anything

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Electra was her first name, not a family name though

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] No that isn't quite true

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] that's just poor bardic writing that they don't bother to have names right

[Sadoya (Lior)] well, they get everyting from hearsay

[Khan (John)] so it was Reign all the time. Great. Have fun storming the castle!

[Sadoya (Lior)] and you know how some forms make you put your last name first and some your first name first.. its hard to get these things right

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I am not saying I have any relation to this lich at all...I was wondering what his relationship to you all is? You all seem to have some history with him.

[DM] who wants to handle that one

[DM] John? Lorie? Marco?

[Khan (John)] well......

[Khan (John)] We were neighbors for a while, did we mention that?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: looks at SPC:: Time to make that mind reading roll 'eh?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] My family is dead...Killed by evil...created by evil...I know the story well

[DM] I am away from the keyboard.

[Sadoya (Lior)] i didn't think evil could create

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] sorry, doing housekeeping for my char sheet, only partially paying attention

[El Fudge (Sean)] well, the DragonSlayer's keep in Thedd had this basement ...

[El Fudge (Sean)] well ... the basement was more of a dungeon than a basement

[El Fudge (Sean)] but the dungeon was also the home of a litch

[Khan (John)] Reign, the DS once lived in Thed, in fact Thed is named for Thed E Vil, a former DS

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Well it seemed to create Isorfir and If you read my story it created me

[El Fudge (Sean)] (bastard never paid rent either)

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] There are TWO D's in Thedd

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] There once was a good wizard that originally owned the keep

[El Fudge (Sean)] we would occasionally do dungeon crawls through the place, just to keep from getting bored

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Mr. Lich zapped him to a zero level character....

[El Fudge (Sean)] never did come across the litch, but we did come across some of his henchmen

[El Fudge (Sean)] like this wall ...

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Yup... met some of his friends.... living wall, lead pool

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Did they live in a Shedd in Thedd or sleep in a bedd in Thedd? was anyone Wedd in Thedd?

[Khan (John)] not in the name it's Thed E vil as in "the devil"

[Khan (John)] no the drow zaped him

[Khan (John)] and we destroyed his little jar

[Sadoya (Lior)] what's so bad about the wall? i've got two copies of it at home.. never did me any harm

[El Fudge (Sean)] The dungeon was also where we had a little problem with a pentagram

[El Fudge (Sean)] oh, and we found the Hand of Vecna there, but that's another story

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Heard about that one

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Didn't hear about that one

[Khan (John)] YEA!

[El Fudge (Sean)] (on the first level fo the dungeon no less ... tells you how nasty this dundeon was)

[Sadoya (Lior)] john knows that story well

[DM] I am back at the keyboard.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] OH! I know the PERFECT bridge for Khan to guard.

[Sadoya (Lior)] it wasn't nasty, it was a bob dungeon... i call that typical for first level

[Khan (John)] Regin if you get the sword, can I borrow it for a moment

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] This was the bat worshipping result if I remember

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: remembers that bridge where there is another troll in Thedd... near the Beholder::

[El Fudge (Sean)] oh yea ... we also had tea with a beholder!

[Khan (John)] there were three troll if i rember

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Just an FYI... it's a Random 1e Dungeon

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] with some pretty parts added in by BOB

[El Fudge (Sean)] like a near total party kill by a basilisk

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I am working on mapping it for klooge btw

[Khan (John)] Did I mention Paul is from there?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Which Basilisk? We want into about ... oh 3 or 4 of them

[Khan (John)] down down there

[Sadoya (Lior)] and paul had sex there.. with a couple of mermaids

[DM] no Fritz,

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] The gold dragon... the aspsis

[Sadoya (Lior)] or was it three of them

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] thought they were sirens

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ok so the lich in Thedd is Isorfir is that correct?

[DM] different dungeon you are mapping

[El Fudge (Sean)] well, the one where John didn't show up unil the *following* week ...

[Khan (John)] wasn't that in the caves?

[Sadoya (Lior)] something or the other

[DM] yes to Fritz on the lich name

[Khan (John)] yea we have a confirmation, lets get a name mage

[El Fudge (Sean)] So .. the sword is Isorfir's Bane?

[Jessica] how do you hav sex with a mermaid?

[Khan (John)] well....

[Sadoya (Lior)] ask paul

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well, you see

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] You guys have a grudge against this litch and Thedd. Thedd is the only place Kylia will adventure without whining the entire time?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] when a mermaid and a man really love each other...

[Sadoya (Lior)] i'd say 'very carefully;

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::looks at the party:: Next topic please

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] No... there are other places I'll go without whining.

[Sadoya (Lior)] yeah, here

[Sadoya (Lior)] but we're already here

[Khan (John)] At thed we usualy moan

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] thedd and spider lady

[Sadoya (Lior)] and it took you long enough to get used to here and stop whining about it

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Just no where near the tower, humid, dry climates aren't good for my complexion

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] though spider lady is a recent developement

[El Fudge (Sean)] What's wrong with the towers? We could hae a very profitable inport/export company!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] took a while for lorie to warm up to spider lady

[El Fudge (Sean)] (oh wait, channelling Manny there for a second ... )

[Khan (John)] Thedd is clsoe to the One Tower

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Kylia isn't a big fan of change.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] That isn't a crime

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ok so did lex ever answer my question about the evil ?

[Sadoya (Lior)] one of the towers got eaten by genie

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I was devastated when in crashed into the water near the Island Kingdoms

[Sadoya (Lior)] yeah, devastaed... right

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Usually when we go anywhere else, non-evil people don't like us

[Sadoya (Lior)] you sure smile a lot when you're devastated

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] in Thedd and the Spider Lady keep... we know evil won't like us

[DM] she said it was a great unnamed evil,

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] So Kylia do you WANT to go and explore the dungeon in Thedd?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] It's easier to deal with

[DM] and had no other answer for you on that

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I want to go talk to the necromancer

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he was really nice

[Jessica] necromancers scare me

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] the only bob npc to ever be really nice

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] So it never got a name? Can I name it "BOB" ?

[DM] feel free,

[Khan (John)] Are you sure you don;t mean jr Necro

[Sadoya (Lior)] i second that

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] him

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] The necromance... probably has a name

[DM] the one near Paul's place

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] right

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he was so nice

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::hands him a message:: Good luck with that

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I liked him

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] no, not that necromancer

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] watch out for the doggies.

[DM] but the one in the white trees is a different one

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] the one with the tower

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] they tend to pile up

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] the one that shot fireballs at you

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Oh... that necromancer

[Khan (John)] At least Fritz knows that story

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he was the nicest guy I have ever met in bob's game

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Yep just before I left

[Khan (John)] I think we need to do some interogation of Regin

Reign Tandem (Fritz) shruggs

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ask away

[Khan (John)] what do you know about this evil!

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Nothing more than you

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] First I ever heard of him

[Khan (John)] It's your father isn't it?

[DM] ducks

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: nods:: Darth Lich

[Sadoya (Lior)] let me see your hand

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yep

[Sadoya (Lior)] just wanna make sure its real

[Khan (John)] hand over the hand

Reign Tandem (Fritz) puts it behind his back..."NO"

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] that's why he hides it under all that armor

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it's a cybernetic evil hand

[Sadoya (Lior)] no, tha'ts napoleon, silly

[Khan (John)] We have destroied tougher hands than you!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] no, napoleon puts it in his shirt in the front

[Khan (John)] can I borrow a sword

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] sure

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bob puts his hand in the front of his pants

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::hands kahn a glowing sword::

[Sadoya (Lior)] oh crap

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bathroom break?

[DM] lol

[Khan (John)] if you must

[Sadoya (Lior)] actually...

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Napoléon? Did someone say à la guillotine?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] that's not until 14 July

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] At least she isn't speaking that evil language

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Bastille Day

[Sadoya (Lior)] ugh.. dont remind me of bastille day

[Khan (John)] but she is speaking dates backwards

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] True that is the evil way

[Sadoya (Lior)] last i remember of bastille day was me on the ground in lots of pain

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Evil language? I don't speak C++. that's SPC

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] wash her mouth with the holy soap DOVE

[Khan (John)] who ever is calling me I can't answer

[El Fudge (Sean)] Sorry, I don't speak C++ ... that's too eveil to speak.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] It's not Lorie

[El Fudge (Sean)] Although, between Perl and C++ ... I think Perl is more evil.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] It's not Fritz

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Oh... umm, Cobalt?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Jeff loves Perl IIRC

[El Fudge (Sean)] I'll have to have a talk with Jeff then ...

[Jessica] i am sooo lost

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Nah... don't be.

Alexis has left the game.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Just random musings.

[Khan (John)] so the only new information is the name of the Litch and the fact that it made a great sword and regin is related to someone

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Twosleep do you have any more history on the Electra family? Could you research a family tree?

[Jessica] this is fun to watch

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] It's important to know that SPC represents that part of the population that is ANTI-Microsoft

[DM] yes she can

[Jessica] maybe i am just easily amused

[Jessica] lol

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] So... he tends to see the world a bit differently.

[DM] she has no more history right now,

[DM] but

[DM] can do any research you need

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Can she speak?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] But then again it could because he is using a different application to see the world right now ;)

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah, that sounds about accurate john

[DM] I speak for her now, Lex had to leave

[El Fudge (Sean)] No,I'm using the same version of kLoOge that everybody else is using ...

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I meant for everything else, you're using that emulator

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so, who do we have to kill to um.... well... who do we feel like killing?

[Twosleep] you can only kill the Lich with that sword

[Khan (John)] Twosleep, does the sword have any special power over the Litch?

[El Fudge (Sean)] heh ... never considered Linux to be an emulator 8-)

[Twosleep] you will ahve to find that sword

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: shrugs:: Lots of house cleaning... goblins, giants, naked kevin

[Khan (John)] oh

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] we still have to battle that lieutenant

[Jessica] linux has a cute mascot

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] we think we can get past the Living wall

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] 1) why do we have to kill the lich? 2) how can we even swing a sword that's cursed for us not to use? 3) why do we care about either 1 or 2?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] SPC.... uh oh.. a possible convert for you. She knows the Penguin ;o)

[Khan (John)] sure we can wink wink

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Was the area under the evil Thedd or was that some other place in the past? Did the evil ever get destroyed or only Aras?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Oh no... evil is all around the basement of the keep in Thedd.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Once upon a time the Dragonslayers would have regular house cleaning visits

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah, we found an ancient gold dragon down there

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] but never fully cleaned up

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] AND the hand of vecna

[Twosleep] the evil was pushed back, but like all great evils it never truely is gone

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] then again... the Drow could slip in at will

[Khan (John)] I think we should get the sword and then find a Palidin to give it to

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I like the way you think :)

[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm not going to hell until i'm good and ready

[Khan (John)] then he can kill the Litch for us and we can take all the treasure

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::visions of insane dying paladins dance through her head::

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] So who want to go visit the Deadd in Thedd?

[Twosleep] not yet

[Twosleep] you should prepare ahead of time

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] of course

[Twosleep] there is a great evil stirring again

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Why can't we just go to hell again and get that sword

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] in a pott

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] That's a paladin sword

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I still say we should pop the unicorn horn

[Khan (John)] is there some thought that the sword is in a river in Thedd?

[Twosleep] the darkness is spreading

[Twosleep] soon the road west will be closed

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Close your legs Shade

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I think a levitate spell would yank it out just easy

[Khan (John)] lol

[Sadoya (Lior)] isn't the road west symbolic for the road to death?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Why will it be closed?

[Khan (John)] too much evil

[Sadoya (Lior)] tha'ts what she said

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] because of snow

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Only if you stand to the east of Shade

[Twosleep] the darkness will be complete

[Twosleep] winter is coming

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] There is a pool in Thedd that changes stats :: wriggles brows::

[Twosleep] the roads will be impassable

[Twosleep] and then

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah, we have people who haven't been baptized

[Twosleep] who knows what wil happen by the spring

[Khan (John)] "roads, where we are going we don't need roads"

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::looks at the Bard:: You sound worried....

[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm with doc

[Twosleep] (Fritz, how is the spider lady keep coming along for mapping)

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Other than Shade's spreading her legs where else would this evil be coming from in the west?

[Twosleep] well

[Twosleep] the evil there is strong

[Twosleep] I did not know when I started this search that I would be needing the information to help defeat it

[Khan (John)] The little green ones are getting older

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Nest week. I had 7 sick patients in the hospital . didn't get home before 9:00 at the earliest this week. I will do it this weekend

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Next week

[Twosleep] it has been a couple of years sence you controlled Thedd

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Yup... evil has always been at Thedd... no doubt about it.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Lots of evil.

[Khan (John)] DM: (do you have any blank maps?)

[Sadoya (Lior)] well, you should know that when you're asked to get info, you're supposed to tell us what it is, where it is, and how to get rid of it

[Twosleep] nods

[Twosleep] (blank maps of what? John?)

[Khan (John)] we could just do outdoor stuff, not need specific maps

[Fritz] I am away from the keyboard.

[Twosleep] hmmm,

[Twosleep] yes I have a generic outdoor grass land map I think

[DM] sorry about that

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] to thedd!

[DM] no

[DM] no thedd for a while

[DM] the spider lady keep

[DM] and or other smaller adventures

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] sure, say there's an urgent need to wipe out the evil in thedd then say we can't go there for a while

[Khan (John)] not that I want to die or anything, I still have not heard anyone say why we thing the sword is in Thedd

[DM] reserveing Thedd for a bigger adventure

[DM] the sword is not in Thedd

[DM] that is the point

[DM] you need to sword first

[DM] and you do not know where it is yet

[Khan (John)] to the POOL of searching

[DM] steps to defeating

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] blah, who needs a sword we can't use?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] We have other things to do that don't involve Thedd....

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I say we collapse thedd on the lich

[Sadoya (Lior)] i say we go to a bar and get good and proper wasted

[Khan (John)] I concentrate on the location of a particular sword used to kill a specific litch

[Khan (John)] Can Kylia Earthquake yet?

[Jessica] i'm with Lior

BiBo!!! has left the game.

[Jessica] even tho i cant play yet

BiBo!!! has joined the game.

[Khan (John)] I have lots of Characters you can play

BiBo!!! is receiving the map...

BiBo!!! has received the map.

BiBo!!! has left the game.

[Fritz] I am back at the keyboard.

[Fritz] I am away from the keyboard.

BiBo!!! has joined the game.

BiBo!!! is receiving the map...

BiBo!!! has received the map.

[Sadoya (Lior)] having fun bibo?

[DM] ok

[Khan (John)] does loggin gon and off help?

[BiBo!!!] in that whole not fun with klooge sorta way

[BiBo!!!] yeah, fixed my prob

[BiBo!!!] closed out klooge completely

[Khan (John)] let me try it

John has left the game.

[Sadoya (Lior)] hey, lets the rest of us log off too.. all the cool kids are doing it

[BiBo!!!] so can we kill the bard and raise him as a zombie to tend our wounds?

[DM] grin

[DM] it is a her

[DM] and no

[Sadoya (Lior)] not for long

John has joined the game.

[BiBo!!!] well, technically I can

John is now controling Khan

[DM] sigh

[BiBo!!!] I have the abilities, it's just a matter of motivation

[Khan (John)] what did I miss

BiBo!!! is now controling Shade

John is receiving the map...

[Sadoya (Lior)] and reprecussions

John has received the map.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] nothin

[Khan (John)] yea!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] oh I didn't get to where I am by caring about reprecussions

[Fritz] I am back at the keyboard.

[Sadoya (Lior)] this is your what number character?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I think we should call it Klooging out.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] or say I just klooged out

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I am klooging out for the night

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] let me klooge out and then back in

[Sadoya (Lior)] well.. klooging would be the symptom or disease... logging would be the cure

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah yeah. to tell the truth I get bored with chars if I use em for too long

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] since it seeems we have to do it so often

[Sadoya (Lior)] yeah, that's what you're saying now

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so none of em really have that fear of death

[Sadoya (Lior)] mhm

[Sadoya (Lior)] sure

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] No logging is what Bob does during his bathroom breaks

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::thwaps fritz::

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] ouch

[Khan (John)] I've still lost more characters than Marco

[Sadoya (Lior)] i would retort to that fritz, but the only retort i have is worse than the comment

[Sadoya (Lior)] you've also played longer John

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] At least I don't have to smell your retort

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I've lost more per year prolly

[DM] just being patent

[Sadoya (Lior)] and i think in a ratio of time over characters, he'd probably have it higher

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::frowns at Fritz::

[Khan (John)] no I don't think so

[Khan (John)] DM, what can we do?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] anyway, it's prolly not somethin we should brag about :-P

[DM] if everyone is ready for it

[DM] I do have the results of last weeks wish

[DM] for a particular fighter

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] about time

[Sadoya (Lior)] you mean i get my cape?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you have it

Reign Tandem (Fritz) cringes

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] just not magical

[Sadoya (Lior)] cuz that blanket you threw at me was not my cape

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we went over that

[DM] here you go,

[DM] You are a Paladin. Your powers will be fully activated when you fufill your role. When you have your mount and defender you will see the light and know who your guardian is. It must be a powerfull mount to carry you in this form. The sword must be powerful also, able to slay great evil. Only then will you see your true powers.

[Khan (John)] YEA!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well, looks like you're never gonna be a paladin then

[Sadoya (Lior)] so he's got to be and have the powers in order to get the powers?

[Sadoya (Lior)] that's quite paradoxical, yes philosophically sound

[Khan (John)] I see said the blind man

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] maybe it means he needs a dinosaur?

[El Fudge (Sean)] as he picked up his hammer and saw

[Khan (John)] LOL, are you saying he's fat?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] okay, so instead of 1 epic adventure for detect evil, we have to have 2 of them

[Sadoya (Lior)] this is another moment where i know that, if i said something, lorie would killme

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] guess who's never being a paladin

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I give you a hint

[DM] now now

[DM] it is quite possible

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] rhyms with a certain weather pattern

[DM] especially for this group

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Exactly....ok...well. I guess I can answer Shades question

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] NO, not saying it's fat... he's just a large creature. Not like Fluffy the donkey is going to cut it for him

Reign Tandem (Fritz) raises hand

[Sadoya (Lior)] fudge.... sludge?

[DM] points at the horned one in the corner, yes?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] No just agreeing with Shade

[Khan (John)] We could find a Horse then cast Storm Giant Strenght on it, then permancy

[DM] I know

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] or we could just polymorph reign into a halfling

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] :)

[El Fudge (Sean)] Or get him an elephant

[Sadoya (Lior)] wait he needs a mount? or just somehting to mount? cuz one's easier than the other

Reign Tandem (Fritz) looks at Shade and shudders

[Khan (John)] lets ask the well

[Sadoya (Lior)] i mean.. how do you define 'proper mount'

[Khan (John)] LOL

[Sadoya (Lior)] cuz we could always find electra's sister

[Jessica] oh my

[Khan (John)] ducks

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::snicker::

[Jessica] this is just too funny

[Khan (John)] and you don't know the half of it

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] how about you fetch me a mouse, and I'll get you a mount

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::thwaps Sadoya::

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I dont even ride horses...I ride chariots...that is what I was trained in. I wasn't even going to take that as a power...hehehehe

[Sadoya (Lior)] i knew she's hit me

[Khan (John)] cantril moue

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I dont know how to ride

[Khan (John)] Roll #1: (d20) [5] 5

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] You were looking for the pain weren't you ;)

[Sadoya (Lior)] shh

[Sadoya (Lior)] people aren't supposed to know

[Khan (John)] there we rolled our first dice at 10:11

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] huzzah

[Khan (John)] Cantrip Mouse

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::polymorphs the mouse into a great white shark::

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] there you go, a mount

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] It's funny the most evil party member in the group gets her wish granted by a lawful good well. The most good member is told "if you don't get killed someday grasshopper you will grow and become a man"

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] that's what you get for being vague

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] kay sera sera

[Khan (John)] what did the evil one get?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] a level :)

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Mommy will I be pretty or ugly

[Khan (John)] a level what?

[DM] actually you did get quite a bit,

[El Fudge (Sean)] Um ... pretty ugly?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] /rofl

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::shudders as Fritz butchers latin::

[DM] considering the alternative Marco was suggesting on his evil GM bit

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] as in I stopped being level 10 and became level 11

[Sadoya (Lior)] i thought that was italian

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] No I did it the 1980's version...Kay sera kay sera

[Khan (John)] still behind my friend Paul

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] if it were italian it would be che sera sera

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] in latin it's que sera sera

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well, technically 12-13

[El Fudge (Sean)] What ever will be will be

[El Fudge (Sean)] The futures not ours to see!

[El Fudge (Sean)] Que sera, sera!

[Khan (John)] not another siging elf

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] which is also the same in french and spanish, but pronounced differently

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I think I am going to become evil...

[DM] grin

[Khan (John)] YEA!

[El Fudge (Sean)] I learned it from Dorris one day ...

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Now you're talking the right language for Witchy Pooh

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] seee?? the greatest good is becoming the greatest evil!!

[Sadoya (Lior)] nah, che is argentinian spanish

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] lynch the paladin!

[Khan (John)] the circle is now compleate

[DM] Frtiz, I do think this is a realistic way of handling it,

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I am not a paladin...::grumbles::problably wont ever become one either

[DM] not too hard for your groups,

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] No... remember that Argentians think their Europeans... and a lot of them are Italians

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] just joking BOBISANEVILBUTT

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ;o)

[Sadoya (Lior)] or aim at being italian

[DM] everything work out in the end , right lior?

[Khan (John)] yea but Lori got Wizard spells a whole lot easier, no offence

[Sadoya (Lior)] like my gramma

[Sadoya (Lior)] hm?

[Sadoya (Lior)] what's this about things working out right?

[Sadoya (Lior)] cuz i'd say no

[Khan (John)] and all Regin gets is Evil chasing his but

[Khan (John)] I had a character who wanted to be a Palidain, his name was Darien Lambert

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I got them easier? I wished for wizard skills. I got one school and one spell per level

[Khan (John)] but boy do you kick but

[Khan (John)] no studying

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Darien Darien

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] What are you talking about? I study every morning

[Khan (John)] good friend of Almarn's

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] and I pray for priest spells

[Khan (John)] you pray, big diffrerence

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I have a spell book

[Sadoya (Lior)] and that your god doesn't kill you for thinking his spells inadequate?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I have to do both

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Pray and memorize

[Khan (John)] you must hate mornings

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I hate mornings

[Khan (John)] do you ever leave the house before noon

[Sadoya (Lior)] that;s got nothing to do with her character

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] True... getting up at 4am isn't much fun

[Sadoya (Lior)] people need to be reminded how much fun mornings can be

[Sadoya (Lior)] but as i think i'm the only person in the world who doesn't hate them...

[Jessica] agreed

[Khan (John)] What I am saying is that in getting a sword, what does he realy get, healing and protections, a good sword givem him taht anyway

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ok so BOBISANEVILBUTT how does a moocow who weighs 400 lbs go about trying to locate an animal big or strong enough to carry him when he doesn't know anything about riding animals?

[Khan (John)] he could be a beast master for his horse

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I tried to talk him into that... he didn't want it

[El Fudge (Sean)] Elephants?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Like I said... you need a dinosaur

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::shrugs:: everyone laughed at my suggestion...

[Sadoya (Lior)] a good woman?

[DM] and you all killed the only T Rex you found

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Oh and like I would be able to take it any where? I cant even get a friggin chariot to go on an adventure

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::kicks Sadoya::

[Sadoya (Lior)] hehe

[Khan (John)] can you imagine our food bill for a Minitor a troll and a dinosaur?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] We're not Greeks here... chariots that way ::points South::

[El Fudge (Sean)] That sounds like the start of a bad joke ...

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Every adventure we go on I have to leave it behind...you think BOBISANEVILBUTT will let me bring a dinosaur or and elephant...RIGHT...what drugs are you on?

[El Fudge (Sean)] So this Minitour, troll and dinosaur walk into a bar ...

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you could have a roc

[Khan (John)] What about a Centar?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] And BolT says....

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] And throw it at bob

[Sadoya (Lior)] what about a centaur?

[Sadoya (Lior)] hm

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah, like a centaur would ever let anyone ride it

[Sadoya (Lior)] didn't see you say that john

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] only you would try Shade hehehe

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Centaur? Carry his weight? Not liklely

[Khan (John)] Not without a little help

[Jessica] how would a minitaur ride a centaur anyway?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] a centuar carries the same weight as a horse

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and a centaur wouldn't let him ride anyway

[Sadoya (Lior)] you keep thinking someon'es opinion and objects matter in this shade

[Sadoya (Lior)] objections

[El Fudge (Sean)] Don't we have a wand of lightening we could use?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] for something that isn't stupid, it kinda does

[Khan (John)] Hipogrigph? Baby Dragon?

[Sadoya (Lior)] this isn't like you

Jessica has left the game.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Dwarves killed the Hippogriffs

Jessica has joined the game.

Jessica is receiving the map...

[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm sure ther'es a stupid centaur somewhere

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] hippogriff's not big enough

Jessica has received the map.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I dont even know how to ride? Now I have to use that skill I just got for that. Plus I am not going to drag the Dragonslayers on my personal quests

[Khan (John)] all the hipogriphens?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] a pterodactyl

[DM] remember the other part, a sword that can kill a great evil, you need to find that also

[Jessica] hippogriff would kick the shit out of you anyway

[El Fudge (Sean)] But if you walk up to it and bow first ...

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah, well, if you think we're getting that lich sword, you can stop thinking

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I'd let this world rott first

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] See

[Sadoya (Lior)] how about a big fuck-all horse.. wher'es odysseyus?

[Jessica] that only works in books, Sean

[El Fudge (Sean)] oh darn ...

[Khan (John)] So Reign gets nothing for his wish unless he works for it?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ((Jessica... you will learn the ways of the SPC's humour))

[Khan (John)] sound like the real world to me

[Jessica] i'm ok

[DM] no he is a paladin

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so try laying on hands

[Sadoya (Lior)] he's a paladin in training

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I am not a paladin. But I will continue to dream of becoming one

[DM] his powers are not revealed by his guardian

[Sadoya (Lior)] he gets the buisness card, but no dental

[Jessica] lo

[Jessica] l

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] /rofl

[DM] until he has shown these

[DM] lol

[DM] two simple things to aquire

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ooooh, you could ride a treant

[Jessica] ?

[El Fudge (Sean)] a sword lost in a river, and a dinosour

[DM] and then presto, the world's first non-human paladin

[El Fudge (Sean)] yea, real simple.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] get a treant mount!

[Sadoya (Lior)] hey, i got a great idea

[DM] I do have a whole book on treants

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so what happens if his mount dies?

[Sadoya (Lior)] two birds, one stone...

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he lose all paladin powers?

[DM] no,

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] darn

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] can't hold that over his head

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ;)

[Jessica] why do you want to kill Reign?

[Sadoya (Lior)] we go back to the norse plane, brainwash a frost giant, get the sword from there, and reign can ride the frost giant and carry the sword

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it's a love hate relationship

[DM] he will be a full paladin in the true sense of the word

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we love to hate each other

[Jessica] ok

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] kinda like siblings

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] only he's uglier

[Jessica] lol

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I hate Frost Giants

[Sadoya (Lior)] dude..are you saying your sister's pretty? that's sick

[DM] yeah, Reign is the smart but ugly one

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Well I already have one party member who says they will not let me have the sword of Isofir. I don't know of any other magic swords. I like my sword and it can kill great evil...of course that may not be THE GREAT EVIL, and finding something I can ride will be interesting

[Khan (John)] I think Regin is worth finding the sword, finding the sword is probably worth finding the sword

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] oh, I didn't say I wouldn't let you have it

[El Fudge (Sean)] You could always ride Shade ...

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] if it happens to be sitting around, you can have it and go insane all you like

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::thwaps SPC::

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I just said I'm not looking for it

[El Fudge (Sean)] ::ouch!::

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] This is a PG-13 game

[DM] think we lost our rating long ago

[Sadoya (Lior)] i've been saying that all night sean.. people just dont wanna listen to us

[Khan (John)] opps no one told me, let me put my kids to sleep

[Sadoya (Lior)] yeah, if we were rated, the fcc would own bob's ass

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] You better be nice... I'll go find the Staff of the Magi and break it

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] that's okay, I'll live

[Khan (John)] so would Khan

[Khan (John)] eventualy

[El Fudge (Sean)] I didn't know you didn't like snakes, Lorie

[DM] and sebrina

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: giggiles::

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] until I chop off her thieving finger

[Khan (John)] does Regin get anything for just the sword?

[Sadoya (Lior)] a sword

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he gets a big sword that makes him go crazy and die

[Khan (John)] YEA!

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Whatever is behind door #2?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] A cookie?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ok... well. I bow to the well and say thank you. I am ready to leave. I guess I need to try and picture a creature big enough or strong enough to carry me. Yea but will it be a giant sword? If not I lose alot of bonuses

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] sure ::cantrips up a cookie::

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] A one way ticket to loony-ville?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it tastes like dirt, but what do you expect from a cantripped cookie

[Sadoya (Lior)] god damned good dirt

[Khan (John)] Does Khan get a wish, never got that clear.

[DM] yes

[DM] feel free to make one now

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] What about the giant invisible beavers? Could they carry him?

[Khan (John)] Can I wish that Regin had his sword

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] oh god no

[DM] you tell me

[Sadoya (Lior)] he's already got his sword

[DM] what are you wishing for

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Or just my mount...

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::dives for cover from the soon to be insane reign::

[El Fudge (Sean)] Oh wait ... the invisible tree ... or did we kill that?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] No sir Khan do not waste your wish on one such as myself

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we killed that

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] why not? you did

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::laughs::

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Marco... have him wish for Junkanoo Punch. I could go for some about now

[Khan (John)] that is not nice, be nice

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ooooooooh

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I like that

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] wish for that!

[Sadoya (Lior)] yeah, that sounds great

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] junkanoo punch!

[Khan (John)] can I wish to switch levels with Shade?

[Sadoya (Lior)] oh god, that'd be great

[Khan (John)] her 4th me 12?

[Sadoya (Lior)] in a totally bad kind of way

[Sadoya (Lior)] of course

[Jessica] oh no

[DM] trying to breathe here

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] only if you want to know what it is to suffer for eternity

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and you're a troll, you can do that

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] It is a task I must attempt to accom;lish it. It is not something I ever thought was possible other than my dreams. So this wishing well at least has made my dream possible

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Why don't you wish to be a song wizard again....

[Khan (John)] I can jsut see it now (ooc) "I wish to be the same level as Shade. Poof she is 4th level.

[El Fudge (Sean)] Oh my God, you killed Bob! You ... hero?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ROFL

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] hehehee

[Jessica] lmao

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] wish for the spell casting abilities you had prior to being a troll

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] cuz you lost a whole lot of levels didn't you?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] 3 or 4 right?

[Khan (John)] I repect Reign's wish to find it on his own. Just as i respect the power of a wish. (ooc I know what a wish can do)

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] sure, it's a wish, it can do anything except what bob doesn't feel like dealing with

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] and when you get to be a 9th level spelling casting mage, you have access to that spell in your book Khan

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Remember

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I just know my limitations. ihave had to live with them since I was born a minotaur

[Khan (John)] and i reborn a troll

[Khan (John)] I just wish I was smarter

[DM] is that a real wish?

[Khan (John)] Do I get a choice, I was roleplaying there

[DM] then no that is your wish

[Khan (John)] I thought it was funny

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] no smarter for you

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] back of the line

[DM] well, considering that you do not have any stats in your character sheet

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] wish for stats in your character sheet :)

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Poof you now are holding my gem of insight

[Khan (John)] I thought I did

[Sadoya (Lior)] high ones!

[DM]

[Khan (John)] I havethe spreadsheet , I was working on the details

[DM] what is your intelligence as of now?

[Khan (John)] 19

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] SAy 20

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] hehehe

[Sadoya (Lior)] 37

[DM] so a wish would give you a 19.1

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] aka nothing

[DM] and poof there you are

[DM] you are smarter

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Idiot

[Khan (John)] I thought that was only for strength

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] woops

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Nope all stats

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] takes 10 wishes to raise any stat past 18

[DM] when you type it in,

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] hehehe now you ARE smarter

[DM] you can type in the 19.1, and it will take the decimal into account, in case of ties etc.

[Khan (John)] lol

[DM] so you will be smarter

[DM] in both ways

Reign Tandem (Fritz) ponders if he should have let him waste his wish on the sword instead?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah, ya should have

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] at least with you insane we'd have some entertainment

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I was roleplaying ... he could have done it anyway

[DM] so all the wishes are out of the way?

[DM] any other info you need before adventureing next week

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] fred my familiar wants to make a wish

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Or at least wished for my mount...gotten me halfway thru the quest...grumbles at stupid trolls

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay all... I need to head to sleep. I can barely keep my eyes open

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Or at least wished for my mount...gotten me halfway thru the quest...grumbles at stupid trolls with 19.1 inteligence

[Khan (John)] One smart troll with no common sence

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Have a great evening and I'll talk to you all later

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bye

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] John kisses to the babies.

[DM] talk to you later on

[Khan (John)] take care

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::waves:: night all

[Sadoya (Lior)] nighty lorie

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he wishes to be bigger

Lorie has left the game.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] least he would if he existed

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Cuts a big retort as Lorie leaves

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] poor fred

[Khan (John)] poor dead fred

[DM] shakes his head

[Sadoya (Lior)] my familiar wishes to exist

[DM] and so

[DM] anything else for the night?

[Khan (John)] so Regin are you off to find your sword?

[DM] before we call it a night?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] No

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I need to learn how to ride

[Khan (John)] Then what is the plan, do we need a plan

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Any suggestions?

[Sadoya (Lior)] i've been tellling you all night man...

[Khan (John)] we could do a fafor for a Dragon and get you a baby one

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] And I will be dead before It is old enough for me to ride

[Khan (John)] not that young

[DM] well those issues will take care of it self in time I am sure,

[DM] for next week

[Khan (John)] hint hint

[DM] Fritz, you will ahve the first level done?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I will maps available

[DM] I will make up the encounters,

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] yes. Will work on it as soon as we get off tonight

[DM] for the outside

[DM] and inside

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] One question bob

[DM] and we will explore the spider lady caves next time

[DM] shoot

[DM] yes Fritz

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] If I get a mount will I always or almost always have to leave it behind because of it's size?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Just a hint for the future

[DM] you will have to treat it like any mount

[Khan (John)] could you ride a hippo?

[DM] they rarely go every where with you

[Khan (John)] would a hippo be big enough?

[Sadoya (Lior)] you'd need it for allt hose wars we fight in

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Like I said... I will go broke feeding it. and It will rarely be useful...

[DM] no

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah, mounts are a bitch

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] JK

[Khan (John)] what about something enchanted with the power of polymorph self

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] J/K

[DM] it will be intelligent

[DM] and loyal

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ohh like a troll?

[DM] exactly

[Khan (John)] ouch

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] with a 19.1 intelligence?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] hehehehe

[DM] maybe not that smart

[Sadoya (Lior)] hey, we can get reign a mount and khan a date in the same swing

[Khan (John)] Paul could be your mount

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] What about my potions?

[Khan (John)] If a hippo is big enough

[DM] ok

[Khan (John)] ahem, what is the carrying capacity for an African Hippo

[DM] so we will call it a night here

[Sadoya (Lior)] i dont' know.. ahh

[Khan (John)] thank you for respondg Lior

[Sadoya (Lior)] np

[DM] everyone did very well tonight

[DM] and Jessica did not run screaming for the hills

[Jessica] nope

[Khan (John)] but Lex did

[Jessica] almost died laughin tho

[DM] nope, Lex had a tempting offer to deal with

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] god...

[DM] an ex boyfriend dropped off tickets to meet him in cancun

[DM] the flight leaves in the morning

[Sadoya (Lior)] shit.. he's good

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I just realized.... my base thac0's better than at least one of our fighters

[Khan (John)] nd with that, i'm out of here

[Sadoya (Lior)] probably mine

[DM] she was wrestling with the whole problem

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] was lookin at elandar

[Sadoya (Lior)] ah

[Sadoya (Lior)] his is probaby better than mine too

[Sadoya (Lior)] he's higher level

[DM] but she is very appreciative of everyones responses to her story

[DM] ok,

[DM] that would be a good night to everyone

[Sadoya (Lior)] i didn't mean to sound like an ass about the archetype stuff

[DM] of course not

[Sadoya (Lior)] i hope she didn't take that the wrong way

[DM] no one thinks you did

[Jessica] night all

[Jessica] thanx for havin me

John has left the game.

Jessica has left the game.

[Sadoya (Lior)] ok good

Fritz has left the game.

[DM] have a great night

[Sadoya (Lior)] nighty

Lior has left the game.

Sean has left the game.

BiBo!!! has left the game.

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