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Jun 22 07 - What do you call an undead elf? & Taxes are Evil

Tuel has joined the game on Fri Jun 22 18:10:00 EDT 2007

[DM] hello

[DM] just working on my game for the night, how are you

[John] no bad

[DM] good

[DM] did not know it was you, thought someone lookingin

[John] i won't peek

[John] i had changed it for marco's game

[DM] take your tiem

[DM] everythign is set now

[DM] the chat from the last two weeks is at the entreance to the dungeon also

[John] no more reading, please

John is receiving the map Crypt Home...

John has received the map Crypt Home.

[DM (to GM only)] entrance.mov moved 42'10".

[DM] I am away from the keyboard.

Beth has joined the game on Fri Jun 22 18:44:38 EDT 2007

[John] welcome

mikE has joined the game on Fri Jun 22 18:47:51 EDT 2007

[John] welcome

Lorie has joined the game on Fri Jun 22 18:49:18 EDT 2007

Lorie is receiving the map Crypt Home...

Lorie has received the map Crypt Home.

[DM] I am back at the keyboard.

[DM] Sean, Mike adn Marco are all here

[DM] setting up adn organzing dinner

[John] hey lori

[DM] welcome Lor and Beth

[DM] let me know when you four all have the map

[DM] thankjs

[Beth] hi, guys... I"m mostly here, but was just watching Eddie Izzard... Hilarious

BiBo!!!!!!!!! has joined the game on Fri Jun 22 18:51:06 EDT 2007

[Beth] and I'm making drapes at work

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] ::waves::

Beth is receiving the map Crypt Home...

Beth has received the map Crypt Home.

[John] Oh MASTER OH MASTER

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] ::sends in a dragon o doooom::

[John] ::hides::

[Lorie] Hi there, have map

BiBo!!!!!!!!! is receiving the map Crypt Home...

BiBo!!!!!!!!! has received the map Crypt Home.

[Lorie] :: waves at everyone::

[Beth] I am back at the keyboard.

[Beth] trying to load the map

[Beth] k, I froze for a bit but I'm good now

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] everybody stay calm

[DM] smiles

[DM] so everyone has the map so far?

[Beth] I do now

[Lorie] si

mikE is receiving the map Crypt Home...

mikE has received the map Crypt Home.

[DM] Sean is working his issues, I will order food

[DM] brb

[DM] I am away from the keyboard.

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] ok, while he is gone, I've got some things to get off my chest

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] ::pulls out two hairs::

[Beth] ::snert::

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] ok I'm good

Sean's Evil Twin has joined the game on Fri Jun 22 18:58:55 EDT 2007

[Lorie] Hey SPC

[Beth] Hi, Sean!!!

[Sean's Evil Twin] Greetings and Salutations

Sean's Evil Twin is receiving the map Crypt Home...

Sean's Evil Twin has received the map Crypt Home.

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] so is this everyone?

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] pretty much

[DM] I am back at the keyboard.

[John] hand and or christi?

[DM] Christy should be here

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] I have 2 of them

[DM] Hans would be late

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] ::waves his hands::

[DM] you have two christi"s

[John] and I bet they are playiing

[DM] ok,

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] they are!

[DM] so any questions so far?

[John] what is our quest?

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] what is the average velocity of a swallow?

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Why is it so hot, and what am I doing in this handbasket?

[Lorie] African or European?

[DM] I wanted to try something while we are waiting for Christy

[Lorie] we're all doomed

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] I don't know... wait... AAAAAAAAH!

[DM] I am going to send a map to Lorie

[Beth] LOL

[John] ::hides::

[DM] it is loading

[DM] there are no characters on that map

[John] ::waiting::

[DM] after she has it

[DM] we will see

[DM] and that should be it

[DM] you have that one Lor?

[Lorie] yes

[Lorie] ooooh.... wow, look at those monsters

[DM] you see that single icon in the upper part

[Lorie] Where did you get the image of that giant Dragon?

[DM] click on that icon to see if it works for you

[John] anything?

[DM] apparently not

[DM] we are checking with Marco now

[DM] Marco seems to have it working

[Beth] afk

[Beth] I am away from the keyboard.

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] had to right click it and pick save

[DM] John going to sent you this map next

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] then I could open it

[DM] for you to try out

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] can't open it in klooge though

[John] ::waiting::

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] nope

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] oh

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] lag

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] gy

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] this

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] is

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] going

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] to

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] spam

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] all

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] at

[John] open

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] once

[DM] ok

[Lorie] okay I saw it

[DM] so we are back

[DM] you saw hwo that room will work Lorie?

[Lorie] yes

[DM] John did you see how Marco got it to work?

[DM] right click and save it?

[DM] that is what I will use for the next dungeon

[DM] not every room, and if you do not want to use the viewer you do not have to

[DM] but want to try something a bit different

[John] i see the flat map, saved it, but it is still a flat map

[DM] no the icon on the map john

[DM] the movie file

[Beth] I am back at the keyboard.

[John] i see

[DM] and it is working for you John?

[DM] Lorie and Marco can go back to the crypt map now

[DM] thank you for helping with this

Lorie is receiving the map Crypt Home...

Lorie has received the map Crypt Home.

[DM] John when you are done viewing that movie you can go back

[DM] adn we are there in teh wine room

[DM] ready to start

BiBo!!!!!!!!! is receiving the map Crypt Home...

BiBo!!!!!!!!! has received the map Crypt Home.

John is receiving the map Crypt Home...

John has received the map Crypt Home.

[DM] the last thing that happened end of last week was finding the secret door hidden behind the wine barrels

[John] I am back at the keyboard.

[John] neat oh

[DM] John knows most of what happened last week, any questions

[DM] everyone ready ?

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] 5s 5t tra--ed/

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] What did happen last week?

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] Is it trapped even ::kicks the num lock::

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] It was rather chaotic at the hotel

[Beth] heh... just a tetch...

[Beth] traps were rolled for, and I've managed to read some of the chat from last week

[DM] trying to catch up here,

[DM] but

[Beth] it was very frustrating not being able to be connected ::sighs:: I did complain, but it didn't do any good lol

[DM] Beth or Lorie do you have any questions on where you are and why?

[Beth] loads

[Lorie] No...I was paying attention last week until I fell asleep :D

Christy has joined the game on Fri Jun 22 19:25:33 EDT 2007

[DM] ok soryy not trying to be dense

[DM] jsut not sure what people know and do not know

[Lorie] Christy :D

[John] I like this wine

[DM] Hey Crhsity

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] i like this wine

[DM] glad you are back so soon

[Christy] hello!

[Beth] I am away from the keyboard.

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Ramone, can you help me move this barrel

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Sure thing." ::shoves it telekinetically::

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] no the one next to that one

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Alright." ::shoves the one next to that one::

[DM] actually four of them on the far west wall are attached to each other

[DM] adn are too heavey to push with telekineis

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] that is odd

[DM] but you can find the pivot point

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Barrels aren't usually attached are they."

[DM] there are two next to each other with two on top of those two

[DM] adn no

[DM] not typically attached to each other

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] we should get our er scout to look at

[Christy] okay, I'm caught up. Can I load the map without causibg problems?

[DM] yes to christy

Christy is receiving the map Crypt Home...

Christy has received the map Crypt Home.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Sounds good. Care to do the honors?" ::glances at the afk kira::

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Oh Kira!

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] ::waves in the air again::

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] ::knocks in the air::

[DM] (Sean and Mike are comparing auras right now)

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] hey, LAdy Kylia, knock knock

[DM] (if you have not read Sean's blog)

[DM] it does not appear to be locked

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] the barrels are not locked, good

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Where is Kira

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Lady Kylia, Knock, knock

[Christy] that seemed to take a while to load

[DM] yes but youa re in now fine

[DM] there are a few new things on other sections

[Lorie] Kylia Wolfslayer moved 59'02".

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Paul Elvenstire moved 48'04".

[Lorie] Kylia Wolfslayer moved 195'00".

[Lorie] :: makes with the frapping after it's confirmed there is no trap ::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] frapping?

[Lorie] Frapping = Knocking ((Frapper is the French word for knock ))

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] aaaaaaah.

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] (you were suosed to say who's there?)

[Lorie] (( word = verb))

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Does it push or pull?"

[DM] pulls

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Paul Elvenstire moved 4'01".

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Lets pull it away then. Maybe we'll find a host yet."

[Lorie] :: Pulls the door open :: Hello

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] ::pulls with Ramone

[DM] short hallway

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "No boulders. Surprise."

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] he did not have time

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Thought it was a she..."

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] and he's not in prison

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] that too

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone moved 24'07".

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: Find/remove traps check:(d100) [56] 56 - ROLL SUCCEEDED against 90!!

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Paul Elvenstire moved 17'09".

Christy is receiving the map Crypt Home...

Christy has received the map Crypt Home.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to GM only)] Ramone: Find/remove traps check:(d100) [42] 42 - ROLL SUCCEEDED against 90!!

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::checks the door for locks::

[DM] Yes is locked

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "It's locked."

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] do you have "a spell" left

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Not for locks no."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to GM only)] Ramone: Open locks check:(d100) [41] 41 - ROLL FAILED against 35!!

[Mistress] Hello

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] if only we have an expreienced thief, or a blow torch

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] hello ????

[Mistress] (and not opened)

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] sorry hello ???

[Mistress] hello, how are you two men?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Are you our host yet? We're tired of dealing with traps and terrified goblins."

[Mistress] and the wine barrel door slides shut

[Mistress] with the two of them in that hallway

[Christy] great, a separated party

[Mistress] I am sorry you are tired, perhaps you need soem tea?

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] no thank you

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "No, that's quite alright. I'd rather just get with the talking we came for."

[Mistress] I did sent you guide

[Mistress] perhaps that would have avoided soem unpleasentness

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] it was kind of lost in translation

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Would that be the one who couldn't speak or one of the two messangers that the incompetant guards killed?"

[Christy] are the rest of us going to try and get in there?

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] (i would hope so)

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] (tryig to show a good front)

Mistress soft sigh

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] can I see where the voice is comming from?

[Christy] well. let's get that door opened again

[Mistress] yes that would be the messengers you murdered

[Christy] is it locked?

[Mistress] (no voice seems to be in the air around you)

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "No, the incompetant guards. We weren't home. They're fired."

[Lorie] :: tries to open the door ::

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] I offed to bring them back, I still can

[Mistress] very good

[Mistress] did you punish them?

[Mistress] and I would appreciate that if you could bring them back

[Mistress] smart goblins are hard to find

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I seem to remember something involving thumbscrews."

[Christy] now there's an oxymoron

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] well I can't be sure they would be goblins, but I'll work on that

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "It's really not my job to deal with them so I don't worry overly much on the details."

[Christy] Arilyn moved 34'04".

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Suffice to say they won't be weilding weapons any time soon."

[Mistress] I do hope you are here to represent Lady Kylia

[Mistress] and can negociate for her?

[Mistress] your word is binding for her?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Well, I'm here with her. I'm sure she can talk for herself."

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] we are just the advance team

[Lorie] :: when door doesn't open, speaks :: Open this door? I'm Lady Kylia...leave them, take me instead

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "She's on the other side of that door back there."

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] making sure we are in the right place

[Christy] Kylia and I are trying to open he door

[Lorie] :: continues knocking ::

[Mistress] (the wine barrel door reopens if you apply over 20 strength to it)

[Christy] I am back at the keyboard.

[Mistress] Arilyn moved 9'02".

[Mistress] Kylia Wolfslayer moved 23'04".

[Arilyn (Christy)] I'm sure the 2 of us can manage that

[Mistress] Arilyn moved 1'08".

[Mistress] Kylia Wolfslayer moved 1'07".

[Lorie] (I'm 18/00)

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] I hold it open

[Mistress] and it closes again behind the two of them

[mikE] okay, sorry.

[mikE] i'm back. blame spc

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Speak of the devil."

[Mistress] (from this side takes more strength)

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::points to Kylia::

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] I'd blame Canada myhself

[Mistress] hello

[mikE] we were making fun of psychos.

[Mistress] two women two men

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] may we present

[Mistress] a nice balance

[Mistress] This is Lady Kylia

[Mistress] Sweetums moved 126'05".

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "If we must speak here, do you mind sending in some chairs perhaps? Common courtesy and all."

[Lorie] Yes, I'm Lady Kylia... okay, so I'm sure you want to kill us...so let's get on with the dance

[Lorie] Or maybe you think we owe you a favor and you want us to do some wonderful chores for you

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums moved 21'06".

[Mistress] I actually do not want to kill you

[Mistress] nor I hope do you want to kill me

[Lorie] Doubtful

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] agian

[Mistress] pardon?

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Oh nothing, I was thinking outloud

[Arilyn (Christy)] aren't you dead already?

[Mistress] is who dead?

[Mistress] my messengers are

[mikE] Mal moved 22'06".

[mikE] Halloooo

[Mistress] perhaps you would like some more space?

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] this is a little crowed, maybe I should step out

Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin) knocks on the dor

[Mal (mikE)] Who's that?

[Mistress] I will open that door for you

[Mistress] if you like,

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Would be nice."

[Lorie] If you could let the rest of the group in, it will make our deaths more comfy

[Mistress] but you must promise not to harm me

[Arilyn (Christy)] that would be great. could you leave it open?

[Lorie] :: rolls eyes ::

[Lorie] Are you joking?

[Mistress] I will swear not to cause you harm until the there is no moon in the sky?

[Arilyn (Christy)] how about you promise not to harm us first.

[Mistress] would that be fair?

[Lorie] swear on what?

[Mistress] on the moons them selves

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I won't harm you so long as you bring no harm to us or our allies."

[Lorie] :: raises eyebrows ::

[Arilyn (Christy)] hmph. we met some fellas who wanted to put out the sun

[Mistress] I appreciate the sun and her warmth

[Arilyn (Christy)] who's to say someone's not working on the moon

[Mistress] but lately I have to admit I am more admring of the moons

[Arilyn (Christy)] like the darkness do ya?

[Mistress] and how they seem to always float just outof reach

[Mistress] I miss the trees adn sun

[Mal (mikE)] "I know a mage who can get you there."

[Lorie] :: sighs ::

[Mistress] but the moon in the forest glens is still a treat

[Mal (mikE)] "He's quite spacy."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] groan

[Mistress] will you swear not to harm me?

[Mistress] and I the same for you?

[Mistress] you could come in and sit ?

[Mistress] or I could come to you in the dinning hall?

[Lorie] Kylia Wolfslayer moved 7'03".

[Arilyn (Christy)] i say we talk over lunch

[Arilyn (Christy)] or breakfast-whatever

[Mal (mikE)] "I'm hungry."

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] I respect Lady Kylia's choice

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] I serve her today

[Mistress] Time of Day: 10:00 AM. Day 7 Mid ___ de, Sin {Late Summer} 7th, 2007.

[Mistress] Time of Day: 11:00 AM. Day 7 Mid ___ de, Sin {Late Summer} 7th, 2007.

[Mistress] that si teh accurate time now

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] (give or take a round)

[Mistress] may I have your word Lady Kylia?

[Mistress] for you and your group?

[Mal (mikE)] "Can we go eat now?"

[Mal (mikE)] "Pepe's hungry too."

[Lorie] My word? Oh sure, I'll play along

[Lorie] I'm sure you won't kill us

[Lorie] NO one ever wants to kill the Dragonslayers

[Mistress] I promise not to harm ou

[Mistress] you

[Lorie] Great...glad we got that out of the way

[Mistress] much lower standard than killing you I would think

[Arilyn (Christy)] see now, i think "harm" can be very subjective

[Lorie] Now then, why am I out here in a dark, dungy cave

[Mal (mikE)] "She sounds nice. Can we go eat now?"

[Lorie] I hope you won't harm Roadhaven either

[Mistress] I will include that as well

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::hands a carrot to mal::

[Mal (mikE)] "Technically speaking Roadhaven can't be harmed as it's just a place."

[Mistress] none of the people here with you today or your sworn lieges

[Mistress] would that satisfy you Lady?

[Mal (mikE)] "Even if all the buildings were razed Roadhaven would still exist."

[Lorie] I think I can fix the food issue... :: turns :: I hope you'll allow me to provide a meal?

[Mistress] if you wish, or I can

[Mistress] do we have an agreement then?

[Mal (mikE)] "Well, I've had your food before... Maybe she has cookies."

[Lorie] Sure... no harm until you break your word

[Mistress] I do not have cookies good sir

[Mal (mikE)] "Cookies would be nice. I havn't had cookies in such a long time."

[Mal (mikE)] "Cake? Crumpets? Pastries?"

[Mistress] my cooks are not as persausive as Lady Kylias

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] i understand she has tea

[Mal (mikE)] "Oh."

[Lorie] ((I use my ability to cast Heroes Feast and hope it includes dessert ))

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I hope your cooks aren't goblins...."

[Mal (mikE)] "Tea is better than roots and berries I suppose."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I've seen goblin cooking..."

[Mistress] and when you walk back down teh hall

[Mistress] into the living area

[Mistress] you see someone there

[Mal (mikE)] "It can't be any worse than when Pepe cooks."

[Mistress] Sweetums moved 135'01".

[Mistress] Ramone moved 171'01".

[Mistress] Paul Elvenstire moved 169'09".

[Mal (mikE)] "Pepe is a horrible cook. Roots and grubs."

[Mistress] Kylia Wolfslayer moved 187'03".

[Mistress] Arilyn moved 152'06".

[Mistress] Mal moved 151'08".

[Mistress] Pepe moved 161'05".

[Mistress] Kira moved 63'03".

[Mistress] Enya moved 46'02".

[Mistress] she looks at your group

[Mistress] I do hope that you wll return my belongings?

[Mistress] I did decorate with a theme in mind

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] ::whistles::

[Mal (mikE)] "I didn't take anything."

[Mistress] and the effect is ruined by the missing accessories

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "You never know what's a key in one of these places and since there was no one here to let us in and show us around we had to make due."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::takes out the statues and replaces them::

[Mistress] thank you

[Mistress] I do know Lady Kylia

[Mal (mikE)] "I remember this one time the key was the decapitated head of an illithid."

[Mistress] and of course Sir Paul

[Mistress] the two of you have quite the reputation

[Mal (mikE)] "Now that was an odd key. How would you fit that on a key ring?"

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] surly you jest

[Mistress] but I am not familiar with the rest of yoru retainers Lady Kylia

[Lorie] ::sighs::

[Mal (mikE)] 'No. And my name's not Sherly."

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] (she looks like a real elf?)

[Mistress] (yes looks like a pale elf, white pasty skin fromnot being outside, but yes a real elf)

[Lorie] :: Shrugs :: Well...today, Sir Ramone, Lady Arilyn, Lady Kira, Sir Malagorn, Lord Sweetums, Sir Percival, Lady Enya, and Kit

[Mal (mikE)] "Hello."

[Mistress] smiles, welcome all

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::bows::

[Lorie] But I wonder how well you actually "know" me

[Mal (mikE)] "Though I'm not really a knight."

[Mistress] I invited you here because I feel I know enough about you to trust your word

[Mal (mikE)] "I'm pretty sure Ramone isn't one either."

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] no title for Kit, hmmmm

[Mistress] perhaps the Kit is?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I am of the night."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I am nightly."

[Lorie] Kit is your worst nightmare...

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Nightish."

[Mal (mikE)] "You steal too many things to be a real knight."

[Lorie] So let's move on

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I steal nothing."

[Mistress] she gives a small sigh, no, I do not think that is my worst nightmare

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "It's not stealing if the owner isn't around anymore."

[Mal (mikE)] "Don't you usually kill the owners?"

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] yes lets debate this now and here

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Only if they attack me."

[Arilyn (Christy)] boys! shh!

[Mal (mikE)] "Or think of attacking you."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Intent is the same as action."

[Mal (mikE)] "Or have the possibility of attacking..."

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] defending their home even

[Arilyn (Christy)] enough! you two-seperate!

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Please continue

[Mal (mikE)] "Where's the food?"

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::hands a carrot to mal::

[Mistress] after a couple of minutes plates float in on the air

[Mal (mikE)] "Where's the real food?"

[Mistress] adn settle on the talbe

[Mal (mikE)] "Ooh. You know magic!"

[Mal (mikE)] "We should compare spells."

[Mistress] containing bowls of stew

[Mal (mikE)] "The great pancake taught me many things."

[Mistress] and loaves of bread

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Pepe moved 1'04".

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Pepe moved 1'11".

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Pepe moved 4'04".

[Mistress] simple fare, but smells good

[Mistress] and no cookies

[Mal (mikE)] "What kind of schools do you specialize in?"

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Old school."

[Mistress] I tend to like practical magic

[Mal (mikE)] "I prefer alteration."

[Mistress] things that help in organizing and cleaning

[Arilyn (Christy)] let's cover one topic at a time for now, hmm?

[Mistress] I would be interested in something that could help teach servants

[Mal (mikE)] "Ah. I tend to make things go boom."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "That'll teach them."

[Mistress] I dislike harming others if possible

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] hee hee

[Arilyn (Christy)] how about we start with the why-are-we-here topic?

[Mistress] she smiles

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] for and elf you re in a hurry

[Mistress] I am at your disposal it seems

[Mal (mikE)] "Well, a good unseen servant can do chores."

[Mal (mikE)] ((did that make sence to anyone?))

[Arilyn (Christy)] if she's gonna try and kill us, I'd like to get that out of the way so I can enjoy lunch

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ((pizza break))

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] I am away from the keyboard.

[Arilyn (Christy)] see, notice she said "harm" again.

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] (I do my killing afetr lunch)

[Arilyn (Christy)] i don't like to fight on a full tummy

[Arilyn (Christy)] gives ya gas

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] (anyone know that movie?)

[Arilyn (Christy)] i think she may have a very different idea of what "harming" is

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] why would she lie about a thing like that

[Mistress] she smiles and nods

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] (another great movie where the quote is the title)

[Arilyn (Christy)] like making you undead isn't REALLY harming you, it's only changing you into something else

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] ::not eatting::

[Arilyn (Christy)] where I would say that's harming you

[Arilyn (Christy)] see the difference?

[Arilyn (Christy)] subjective

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] xnay on the arm hay

[Arilyn (Christy)] so Madam, how is it that you've come to require an audience with Lady Kylia?

[Mistress] actualy I would say that becoming Undead is a very harming experience

[Arilyn (Christy)] good to know.

[Mistress] at least the becoming might be pleasent but the life afterwards is not

[Arilyn (Christy)] do you need help? we have been known to lend a hand now and then

[Mistress] actually I do need a bit of help

[Mal (mikE)] "Unless you become a skeleton or zombie."

[Mistress] which is why I asked for Lady Kylia to vist

[Arilyn (Christy)] and just for the record-not interested in becoming undead or the being undead

[Mal (mikE)] "After all, ignorance is bliss."

[Lorie] All this to ask us to do something?

[Lorie] :: sighs ::

[Mistress] well to make a treaty with you

[Mistress] I thought my messengers would get a slightly warmer reception

[Lorie] Great... you want us to go kill the big bad whatever that did whatever and you'll reward us with whatever

[Mistress] actually I wanted to reward you

[Mistress] and not ask you anything in return except for a treaty to not be attacked

[Mistress] or perhaps even soemthing that we could work out where we help defend each other

[Arilyn (Christy)] goblins don't make the best messengers from what I've seen.

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] my forst question is why would we attack you

[Lorie] :: raises eyebrow ::

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] You're going to a lot of trouble to get my attention and then ask me not to attack you

[Arilyn (Christy)] we generally have a reason for attacking

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Other than the fact that you're not living, why would I have come here to kill you?

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] yes, but in this case, what is the reason?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Makes me think you're up to something that might make me want to kill you

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] kind of my point too

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] just trying diplomacy

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] (wrong game)

[Mistress] actually I am not up to anything in particular

[Mistress] that you would want to attack me for

[Mal (mikE)] "So are you a banshee? Or a pretty lich?"

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] smooth

[Mistress] but I also know of your attention to detail

[Mal (mikE)] "Vampire!"

[Mistress] and that you would like to take care of potential issues early

[Arilyn (Christy)] (that was my guess)

[Mistress] and I would like to not be an issue

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] we could use a little less on our to do list

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] So what might you be hiding in this cave, besides goblins that smell

[Mistress] my home

[Mal (mikE)] "It would be interesting to have a friendly vampire. Isn't there a spell that calls for a stake that touches a vampire's heart?"

[Mistress] is all I am hiding

[Arilyn (Christy)] (lair)

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] you're not a former druid or something with lots of oh...I don't know... creepy spiders

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] close

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] oh wait... no no...she's dead

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] maybe you're her cousin...you have creepy goblins

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] ::bows head::

[Mistress] I do know who you are refering too

[Mistress] her and I had a similar agreement that I hope to reach with you

[Mistress] but we did not interact very much at all

[Mistress] did you enjoy your meal?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] hmmmm...interesting.

[Mistress] may I provide anythign else?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: hasn't touched her food ::

[Mistress] I am sorry I have no sweets

[Mistress] if you do wish to provide your own meal I fully understand

[Mistress] feel free to do so

[Arilyn (Christy)] (has anyone eaten?)

[Arilyn (Christy)] (what's in the stew?)

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] (undead goblin)

[Mal (mikE)] "It's good."

[Mistress] small bits fo meat likely lamb, and various root veggies

[Arilyn (Christy)] (i'll wait and see if Mal dies first)

[Mistress] no ill effeects

[Arilyn (Christy)] so tell us about yourself. what do you do here?

[Mistress] I spend most of my days reading and writing

[Arilyn (Christy)] uh-huh. and hanging out with the goblins?

[Mistress] they are mostly active during the times I am not

[Mistress] so they work well for me

[Arilyn (Christy)] like the day time?

[Mistress] they accomplish what I need most of the time

[Mistress] I do prefer the night

[Mal (mikE)] "What do you read?"

[Arilyn (Christy)] so I'm gonna just ask.

[Mistress] is is part of my curse

[Mistress] yes please ask what you wish

[Arilyn (Christy)] are you a vampire?

[Mal (mikE)] "I havn't had a good book to read in months."

[Mistress] for every question I can answer I hope to build your understanding

[Mal (mikE)] "Where have you been. Pepe and I figured that out ages ago."

[Mistress] I have a good book on Elm Trees

[Arilyn (Christy)] I understand better when you just answer the question

[Mal (mikE)] "Elm Trees? Ah, yes. I suppose an elf would read a book like that."

[Mistress] Yes I am undead

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] (you poor unfortunate soul.... er soulless thing)

[Arilyn (Christy)] vampire?

[Mistress] dislike the word Vampire

[Arilyn (Christy)] I can think of much worse terms

[Mistress] as it seems most uneducated people jump to the wrong coclusions

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] OOC (how about blood sucker)

[Mistress] it does not mean a death sentence

[Mal (mikE)] "Well, in some rare cases an undead creation maintains its humanity."

[Mal (mikE)] "Or Elfanity as it were..."

[Arilyn (Christy)] okay, so vamp. How long have you been this way?

[Mistress] it does not mean I have forgotten what it was to walk under the sun

[Mistress] sighs

[Mistress] for

[Mistress] I am not sure really

[Mistress] at least several decades

[Arilyn (Christy)] just getting to know you, I don't mean to be rude.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: just listens intently ::

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] I am back at the keyboard.

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] ::thinks if staff is his reward::

[Mal (mikE)] "In fact, I remember hearing of this one wizard who had great plans to take over the world. The only thing stopping him was a bout of morality."

[Arilyn (Christy)] you were once a sister. I would like to understand what happened to you.

[Mistress] it was 1100 something when I as afflicted in the Mist wars

[Mistress] but I left

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::ponders:: "So... you feed on goblins?"

[Mal (mikE)] "So he did the research and turned himself into a lich. He figured if he was undead like that he could get over the feelings of morality that plagued him."

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Lady Kylia, didn't you visit the mists?

[Mal (mikE)] "The problem of course, was when he transformed himself he retained his humanity. He was so depressed that he couldn't unleash his plan for world domination he threw himself into the ocean."

[Mistress] I do not feed on anyone who does not wish to share

[Mal (mikE)] Then when the tide came in he floated back with it, more depressed than ever."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Do those you feed on recover?"

[Mal (mikE)] "I think after a few days some random paladin came along and vanquished the poor fellow."

[Arilyn (Christy)] how do you know they wish to "share"

[Mistress] most ask

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "They know what's coming then."

[Mistress] it is a pleasent experience for most men

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] who wants to live forever

[Mistress] or males at least

[Arilyn (Christy)] do they turn like you?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Do they recover?"

[Mistress] most men get what is coming to them

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: sighs ::

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] oh brother

[Mistress] adn yes, I do like it when they come

[Arilyn (Christy)] okay, that answer was a little cryptic

[Mistress] how may I clarify for you?

[Arilyn (Christy)] pardon the pun

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] wose than a vamp, she is a feminist

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Is there permanent harm to these people?"

[Arilyn (Christy)] do they turn into vampires?

[Mal (mikE)] "You know, this posses a very interesting opportunity. We have a friendly vampire here that we can really ask questions of. I could possibly be the first researcher to interview a vampire and get away with my life."

[Mal (mikE)] "Pepe, did you bring any parchment?"

[Mistress] to those I share with? if they wish to follow me I allow some to, but most do not possess the strength of will to fufill that destiny

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay ... I think I've heard enough.

[Mistress] so Lady Kylia

[Mistress] I wouls like to propose a treaty

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Roadhaven is off-limits to your mealtime

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "So, they die then."

[Mistress] I can easily agree tot hat

[Mistress] I would not take any of your followers

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] My gut instinct is to kill you where you stand...

[Arilyn (Christy)] some die, some become vampires too?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Are you any good at dancing?"

[Mistress] and i will not interfeer with any of your merchants, or those you trade with

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] "Take" is a loose turn for what vampires do

[Mal (mikE)] "I need to interview her before you dance with her."

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[Mistress] some may become affilliated withme it it true

[Mistress] but those ar few and far between

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "She can do both I'm sure."

[Mistress] and those in the Mists do not like indepentant agents

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: sighs :: I've fought your kind before... one of my allies died to save our group

[Arilyn (Christy)] so it's mostly dead then.

[Mal (mikE)] "Is there a way for you not to kill the person you feed off of? We can have you feed on Ramone and I can record the experience. It would be very interesting to many people."

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] oh no, we need to protect you from other as well as ourselves?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] What you can't have...you take...twisting their mind until they yield

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] and you sit here and read your books on Elm Trees innocently

[Mistress] I give you my word Lady Kylia

[Mistress] that I will not do so

[Mistress] I do not want to casue you harm

[Mistress] the reason I contacted you

[Mistress] if becasue that almost happened

[Mistress] and I was hesitant to allow such a transgression to occur

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[Paul Elvenstire (John)] woops, sorry, did not mean to kill you

[Mistress] a young gypsy girl

[Mistress] came through here recently

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Where's she now?

[Mistress] she is not here,

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] calm, calm

[Mal (mikE)] ::points at Kira:: That one?

[Mistress] she was not suitable for sharing

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] No... not that one....:: points at Kira ::

[Mal (mikE)] "Though I suppose she's not so young anymore"

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay, now you are telling me I'm stupid too?

[Mistress] she was young when she left here

[Mistress] I would never even think let alone imply that Lady Kylia

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Because, what "fair maiden gypsy" would wander into a cave with goblins and somehow make it all the way to where you were?

[Mistress] I am genuienly concerned abotu your well being

[Mistress] she did not wander in,

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Concerned about my well-being?

[Mistress] she camped out near my home wiht her family

[Mistress] adn I found her hard to resist

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] so you ate her family and left her to live? HOw generous

[Mistress] she was very ....

[Mistress] sigh

[Mistress] delectable

[Mistress] I let them all live and move on

[Mistress] but they were discussing Roadhaven

[Mistress] and a meeting there

[Mal (mikE)] "Probably out to rob the place."

[Arilyn (Christy)] the dancers?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Uh... no."

[Mal (mikE)] "We'll be up to our eyeballs in gypsy thieves!"

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] too late Mal

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "The dancers arent' gypsies in the strictest sense of the word."

[Mal (mikE)] "And even higher if they're tall."

[Arilyn (Christy)] okay, so what about a meeting?

[Mistress] all I know is that the gypsies in camp were discussing a meeting at roadhaven

[Mistress] and it forced me to reconcider my lifestyle and my neighbors

[Arilyn (Christy)] and why did this cause you concern for Lady Kylia?

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] and that made you realise, you needed to clerify things with Lady Kylia

[Mistress] i fso many people will be traveling along these roads to her

[Mal (mikE)] "You know, we should invite her back home for dinner some night, Kylia. To return the favor she's granting us. That really was good stew."

[Mistress] I need to be on at least speaking terms with her

[Mal (mikE)] ::Pepe looks up from licking a bowl and nods::

[Arilyn (Christy)] it's always good to know your neighbors

[Mistress] I can give you the recipe so to speak

[Mistress] if we can come to an agreement

[Mal (mikE)] "Oh, I can't cook worth a darn."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Back to the question of feeding. is there normally permanent harm or death?"

[Mistress] yes and no

[Mal (mikE)] "But I promise I won't cook dinner when we invite you. We can have the regular cooks do that."

[Arilyn (Christy)] especially if they tend to kill evil things and you have a house full of goblin minions

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I know different vampires feed differently."

[Mistress] if I feed too deeply then yes they can come to harm and undeath

[Arilyn (Christy)] oh, and you're a vampire.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "And if you don't?"

[Mal (mikE)] "I doubt that common travellers will be able to kill her off."

[Mistress] then they only will feel that pleasure of sharing

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Excellent. How are you at dancing?"

[Mal (mikE)] "Hey now, my academics before your pleasure."

[Mistress] she smiles, I used to dance quite nicely

[Mal (mikE)] "If anyone here's getting fed off of it's going to be me!"

[Mistress] but not many wish to be that close with me lately

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Well, perhaps we could come to a mutual agreement."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "You could have many new visitors."

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] what is the first item up ofr discussion

[Arilyn (Christy)] for the record, again, not interested in sharing.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: shakes head ::

[Mal (mikE)] "But sharing is caring."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] but friendship is more important that caring.

[Arilyn (Christy)] then you share. but Mal, I'll kill you in a second if I have to.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] or unity and kindness

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ((Awww...someone got their carebear on ))

[Mal (mikE)] "We should all be interested in good things like friendship, unity, caring, and kindness."

[Mal (mikE)] ((ever see the snl skit with the kids show?))

[Mal (mikE)] ((jingleheimer junction? where they keep moving the letters of those words around to spell fuck?))

[Arilyn (Christy)] (I like the old one where they beat up Barney)

Bunny is receiving the map Crypt Home...

Bunny has received the map Crypt Home.

[Mistress] she smiles, is there anything I can help you with?

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] well, start with the whats in it for us

[Mistress] I will provide you with the protection that I can

[Mal (mikE)] "We get great research opportunities!"

[Mistress] and I will assist you when you request it

[Mal (mikE)] "And a good stew recipe."

[Arilyn (Christy)] I guess we could say that our biggest issue is are you gonna start killing people or making more of your kind?

[Mistress] I do not want to add to my group

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] and in return?

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[Arilyn (Christy)] okay, and the killing people part?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Well, if you can manage to keep your guests from dying when you feed, I could arrange a steady stream of them. All you have to do is agree to dance. With a face like that I'm sure there will be no problems finding you all the donors you want."

[Mistress] those in the Mists are particuarly insistant about finding groups of Folks, and taking care fo them

[Mistress] Beth is goign home and logging in from there now by the way

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[Arilyn (Christy)] well, if you're not going to go around killing people or making more vampires who will going around killing people, then welcome to the neighborhood.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ((suddenly gets the mr rogers song in his head))

[Mistress] I would like to keep to my self if possible

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ((only in some strange goth remix))

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] so you'll be a lot of help tehn

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Not interested in more guests then?"

[Mistress] I may not be the most constant ally you have

[Mistress] but I will be the longest lasting

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "That's not hard. You've already beaten some for that."

[Mistress] chuckles

[Arilyn (Christy)] I can understand why you wouldn't want to have a party. Eating the guests is not a good party game.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "You've not been to the right parties."

[Mistress] actualy is quite the event

[Mistress] but not for everyone

[Mal (mikE)] "Can we come to any parties?"

[Mistress] if you wish I can hold a party just for you

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::smirks and whistles at mal::

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Lady Kylia is in charge here, noo mater how charming Ramone may be

[Arilyn (Christy)] so what is it that you would expect of an ally

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: shakes head :: Ahhh how sweet

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] The Lady Elf plays lonely lady for the gents

[Mistress] that you protect me if you know of anyone attacking us

[Mal (mikE)] "A party just for me? Like a birthday party?"

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] while the chatter may be fun, I think you should listen to Lady Kylia

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] "Leave me alone ... " :: wink, wink, nudge, nudge ::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Something like that..."

[Mal (mikE)] "Well, let me know ahead of time so I can wash my robes and put on my good hat."

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: shakes head ;: Looks like you're working for your next meal here aren't you

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Do you have a name?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "So, would you be interested in becoming a dancer at all? It would be an excellent use of your time and talents I assure you."

[Mal (mikE)] "I bet it's Lilith. Lilith seems like a good vampire name."

[Arilyn (Christy)] okay, protection. yeah, your goblins didn't seem to hearty.

[Mal (mikE)] "Every vampire story with a female vampire has a Lilith."

[Skyliara] my name is Skyliara

[Mal (mikE)] "Oh. Um, we may have to change that for our book. Liliths are popular now."

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] i personaly would never consider myself beholden to any undead

[Skyliara] for a first sign of our new agreement

[Arilyn (Christy)] who said beholden?

[Skyliara] I will give you this

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] I may agree no to attack, but I would need a good reason to defend you

[Skyliara] Scroll moved 11'04".

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I'm fine so long as they aren't the evil kind. Does anyone happen to know if this IS the evil kind by the way?"

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] wait... I do

[Mal (mikE)] "She seems nice enough to me."

[Mal (mikE)] "Pepe, is she evil?"

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to GM only)] Ramone: Know Alignment: What's your alignment?

[Mal (mikE)] ::shrugs::

[Mal (mikE)] "See? Pepe says she's okay."

[Skyliara] she is lawful evil

[Mal (mikE)] ::shakes his head and goes back to licking Kylia's bowl::

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: rolls eyes ::

[Skyliara] oops

[Skyliara] sorry

[Skyliara] Lawful Neutral

[Skyliara] erased the wrong part of that phrase

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] There's a difference :D

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "She's not evil. I can make with the dealing with her."

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] I respect Lady Kylia's wishes, asalways

[Arilyn (Christy)] i can live with lawful neutral

[Arilyn (Christy)] we live with Mal's goofy personas

[Mal (mikE)] ((you're living with chaotic neutral as it is))

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Why aren't you evil by the way? No offense, but there aren't a whole lot of you."

[Arilyn (Christy)] why not a vampire too?

[Mal (mikE)] "See? Pepe is an excellent judge of character."

[Skyliara] I would like to think that it is because I try to overcome the natural tendancie so the Folk

[Skyliara] but I do knwo that not many question first

[Arilyn (Christy)] well you go girl

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "So... does that mean that any you turn would be similarly inclined?"

[Skyliara] they just attempt to take what they percieve before they know

[Skyliara] sighs no, so far all of my partners have been of a very greedy nature

[Skyliara] that scroll is for your group

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Well, that's probably not much of a difference from before the turning."

[Mal (mikE)] "Ooh. What does it have on it?"

[Skyliara] it is the location of a Paladin;s steed,

[Mal (mikE)] "A new vampire spell?"

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Thats... different."

[Mal (mikE)] "I don't know vampire magic."

[Skyliara] I know that you would be interested

[Skyliara] because it is a steed held by evil dwarves

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "How'd you come across it?"

[Mal (mikE)] "Oh. Well, that's not quite as interesting."

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Sure... I'm interested :: throws it in her pack ::

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Of course... here's the quest

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I love quid pro quo

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] jsut what we need

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] another mouth to feed

[Mal (mikE)] "Do you have any interesting magic scrolls?

[Skyliara] I have found it hard to concentrate to learn new spells

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] or magic items you can'te use

[Skyliara] do we have a treaty Lady Kylia?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Sure...I'm sure you know I'll visit if you break your word. Since I can count

[Skyliara] nods

[Skyliara] in that case may I give you a gift

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] If farmers or their families start disappearing you understand

[Mal (mikE)] "Spells?"

[Skyliara] something that you might be interested in

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] You gave Percival a gift...his steed plans

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] If it's a potential suitor...I'm out

[Skyliara] and I would be glad to get rid of

[Mal (mikE)] "I'm always interested in magic. The great pancake encourages me to learn new things all the time."

[Skyliara] smiles, I would not offer you a man I could use myself, sorry

[Skyliara] she claps her hands

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Oh I have a few for you then... :: ponders if that's evil ::

[Skyliara] and a large caldroun floats into the room

[Skyliara] please take this

[Mal (mikE)] "I have one of those."

[Skyliara] as a gift to you

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "If that belonged to an ogress, we're not interested."

[Skyliara] you can use this much more than I do

[Skyliara] and it would be a much better match

[Mal (mikE)] "Does this one make ambrosia, too?"

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "That didn't belong to an ogress right?"

[Skyliara] I had it from someone who did not want to give it up

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: looks at the cauldron ::

[Skyliara] and I shoudl not have taken it

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] a giant as i heaed it

[Arilyn (Christy)] (Hans just got home)

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "If that thing flies, we so don't want it."

[Mal (mikE)] "Can I have it if it flies then?"

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "No."

[Skyliara] no it does not fly

[Mal (mikE)] "i can use it to fly to Wolfspack for research."

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] It is for Lady Kylia

[Skyliara] but you will get a good use of it for feeding your people

[Mal (mikE)] "Ambrosia. Just as I thought."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "So it's never been in the possession of an ogress then."

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] does not matter, we are not stealing it. so no curse?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Well... if it's what I think it is, it doesn't have a curse so much as baggage that we don't want to deal with."

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] we may be thinking two diffrent cauldrens

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "No one's seen any huts on chicken legs around here lately have they?"

[Skyliara] she smiles, yes I did hope that if I give it away freely that would stop my unwanted visitors

[Mal (mikE)] "Gnomes?"

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] it is that one

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Lady Kylia, it is not the nicest of gifts

[Skyliara] (you need to explain John)

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] (yea, where is Robert and his visual aides)

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] the rumor is this is cursed

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] the dragon slayers of old came across it

[Mal (mikE)] "So shouldn't we take it back?"

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] the story is who ever steals it, I think the orignall story goes is cursed

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[Paul Elvenstire (John)] though the cure just seems that someone else will come and try and take it

[Mal (mikE)] "Well, if we take it, no one will steal it from us! We'll have to ward it but good."

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] it is a valueable prize, with a price

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] "What's valueable about it?"

[Mal (mikE)] "It's a caldraun!"

BiBo!!!!!!!!! is receiving the map Crypt Home...

BiBo!!!!!!!!! has received the map Crypt Home.

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] it feds a great deal of people

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Coulda used that in the winter place...."

[Arilyn (Christy)] ahh!!!! I just read the cha that I missed. Not the box!!!!

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] or even a couple giants at least

[Mal (mikE)] "It's quite valuble. Any good housewife would give her right leg for one like that."

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] not the box, the pot

[Arilyn (Christy)] didn't we have a box that some gnomes were wanting?

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] the dragonslayers kill a giant and it was thought that the Dragonslayers were the cure

[Mal (mikE)] "Of course it feeds people. It's a cauldron. You make stew in it."

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] no, it makes it's own stew

[Mal (mikE)] "Oh. Then a good housewife might give an arm and a leg for it..."

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] though the details are unclear

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Just want to be clear, Lady Kylia, this is no gift

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] she is trying to get rid of her garbage

[Skyliara] it is a gift

[Skyliara] you are not taking it from me

[Skyliara] I am giving it to you

[Skyliara] freely

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] yes, but for your selfing reasons

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] taking it is payment

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] just for taking it

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] you still owe Lady Kylia as I see it

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "So, rather than speaking of dirty black cauldrons, how about we get back to the topic of dancing. Would you be interested in doing it for an audience?"

[Skyliara] only a very special audience

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] ::shakes head::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "You could have your pick of the crowd I'm sure."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I could ensure they meet your criteria. Filter out the undesireables."

[Skyliara] sly smile, only women? or only men?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: blinks :: you are kidding me Ramone... seriously

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Whichever you prefer."

[Skyliara] I like young dark and handsome men who are good with their hands

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] so far I have seen nothing that benifits Lady Kylia

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Well, I doubt I will be able to know how good they are with their hands, but I'm sure the rest could be known easily enough on sight."

[Mal (mikE)] "I cast magic spells with mine."

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] I am quite sure she does not wish your services

[Mal (mikE)] "That's good, isn't it?"

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "You're not so much the dark though."

[Mal (mikE)] "I can do dark."

[Mal (mikE)] Mal: Polymorph Self: a

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I suppose you could at that. Anyway, so tell me how this sounds. You entertain a small crowd every so often with your dancing and among the crowd you choose whoever you wish to keep for the night."

[Mal (mikE)] "Look, darker!"

[Mal (mikE)] Roll #1: (d100) [56] 56

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "They will of course all know of your other talents and be willing to offer themselves, which will make them eager to be the one chosen."

[Skyliara] and would Lady Kylia go along with that?

[Mal (mikE)] "How much are you going to charge for that now?"

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: looks at her :: What do you think? How well do you know me?

[Skyliara] I know you keep to your word

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[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "They will be paying customers, so you must promise that you control your hunger. I doubt it will be an issue though as I plan to bring you enough customers that you shouldn't get overly peckish."

[Skyliara] and that if one of your liege does soemthing you will follow through

[Mal (mikE)] "Kylia, can I borrow some coin?"

Beth is receiving the map Crypt Home...

Beth has received the map Crypt Home.

[Skyliara] it woudl be nice to be uncontroled for once

[Beth] I am back at the keyboard.

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] ::remembers truning in his shield::

[Beth] I am back... sorry for not being able to be here earlier

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Well, if you need that, we could send you our undesireables as well and you can deal with them as you see fit."

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[Paul Elvenstire (John)] no biggie

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] not missing much

[Skyliara] lol at john

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] We can't do that Ramone

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Why not? Saves us the trouble of killing them personally."

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[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "They'll be people that we plan on killing anyway of course."

Arie is receiving the map Crypt Home...

Arie has received the map Crypt Home.

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] oh that makes it all the better

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Well, you can't say we don't have a long list of enemies."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "It's so long we don't even know who is on it."

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[Paul Elvenstire (John)] we take responiblity ofr our own killing though

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "We capture rather than kill, then deliver the subject here for proper disposal."

[Mal (mikE)] "We could hire her as an executioner?"

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "The ends are the same."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Just different means."

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] ah yes, the moral high grounds

[Mal (mikE)] "Dead is dead. At least she's getting a meal out of it."

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] no blood on your hands

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Exactly Mal."

[Mal (mikE)] "Just in her belly."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Oh I've no problem getting the blood on my hands, but if someone else can benefit from the blood, why not allow her to do so?"

[Mal (mikE)] "Can I get into one of your dance shows?"

[Mal (mikE)] "I'll behave. And bathe."

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Lady Kylia, if you will excuse me

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] I feel my council has been heard

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] I feel my time here is done

[Mal (mikE)] "you're going to die??"

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I'm not saying we go hunting victims, but when they make themselves available, we send them here rather than execute them on the spot."

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Oh I think we're done here...

[Mal (mikE)] "Kylia, Paul needs your help! His time is almost up1"

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Unless these two want to stay for the dancing

[Mal (mikE)] "I like dancing."

[Skyliara] want to dance the night away

[Skyliara] I feel like dancing

[Skyliara] want to dance the night away

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Well, I've met quite a few elves, and if she dances half as well as any of those, I'm sure she can handle the job. Though I wouldn't mind a demonstration if you would be so kind as to give one."

[Mal (mikE)] "Okay."

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Then let me make with the leaving

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] ::bows and backs out of the room::

[Paul Elvenstire (John)] Paul Elvenstire moved 14'11".

[Mal (mikE)] "I was an elf once. Though I don't remember getting special dancing skills."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "You don't remember a lot of things."

[Skyliara] are you taking the calderon?

[Mal (mikE)] "That's true."

[John] good night all

[Skyliara] (night john)

[Mal (mikE)] night john

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I think we would rather leave it with you if it's all the same."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ((nighty john!)

[Beth] (night John)

[Skyliara] I really would like it if you can take it with you please

[Mal (mikE)] "Sure sure. I'll take it after the dancing."

[Mal (mikE)] ::smiles his best charming smile::

[Skyliara] you can take it now and I will give you a special dance

[Skyliara] later

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Oh I think we'll take the cauldron...it's a very nice gift

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[Mal (mikE)] "There we go. She'll take it, and we can dance."

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :: leaving quickly ::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I guess we're taking the cauldron then. Kylia seems intent on getting the special dance."

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Oh no... I'm just leaving... you two get the dancing

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "If you insist."

[Beth] I am back at the keyboard.

[Beth] ::prefers to leave the dancing to others in this instance::

[Mal (mikE)] "Oh boy. Look Pepe, we get a dance."

[Mal (mikE)] "I once saw a dance with veils in it. It was quite scandalous."

[Mal (mikE)] "Not that I think you're trying to be scandalous, of course."

[Mal (mikE)] "I would never imply that."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I think the part you are referring to is the part without the veils."

[Skyliara] I would like to be, but that tends to draw attention

[Mal (mikE)] "Oh, well if you want to be scandalous don't hold back on my account."

[Skyliara] it is your back I am worried about

[Mal (mikE)] "I've got a strong back."

[Beth] ::chokes::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Well, if I hand picked people who would be amenable to your talents, would you be willing to dance for me and pick one of those people as your toy for the night?"

[Mal (mikE)] "I'm still young."

[Skyliara] I think you have a volunteer for the night here

[Beth] ::coughs::

[Skyliara] he might last part of the evening

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Well yes, but I was referring to many future encounters, not merely tonight."

[Beth] ::eyes the door:: I think I'll be going now...

[Mal (mikE)] "You don't want to see the dance?"

[Skyliara] she smiles, I was thinking more immediate rewards

[Mal (mikE)] "Doesn't everyone like dancing?"

[Beth] ::holds back a gag:: um... no

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "No one said you couldn't have both."

[Skyliara] just a quick spasm

[Beth] I love dancing, but not that kind

[Mal (mikE)] "What kind do you like?"

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "The limbo."

[Mal (mikE)] "Maybe she knows it."

[Beth] ::eyes Ramone::

[Skyliara] I would hope you are very flexible

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::grins at Kira::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "She is very flexible."

[Beth] You are NOT funny, Ramone

[Skyliara] perhaps the young gypsy lady would like to show her moves?

[Beth] I'm an acrobat... I'm supposed to be flexible

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I'm sure she would be delighted to."

[Beth] ::chokes::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Once she gets over her embarrassment."

[Mal (mikE)] "I could turn you into something flexible. How about a slime? Slimes are very flexable."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "She's rather shy you see."

[Skyliara] her splits? her ability to stand on her head?

[Mal (mikE)] "Or a ferret. They twist and turn all over."

[Skyliara] you do know how to use your head don't you?

[Beth] ((you are all reprehensible and incorrigible))

[Mal (mikE)] "I'm a good thinker. Top of my class at wizarding school."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ((what else is new?))

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[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Come on Kira, don't be shy. Show us your talents!"

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "We can build a fire for you to dance around if you prefer."

[Skyliara] if yoiu are too shy to perform with me

[Mal (mikE)] "Maybe the two of you can dance together! That would be good fun."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I can play some music for mood."

[Skyliara] I am sure that Mal or Ramone woudl be glad to help you show your talents

[Mal (mikE)] "I can try my best I suppose."

Client is receiving the map Crypt Home...

Client has received the map Crypt Home.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::pulls out a flute and twirls it about a bit::

[Beth] ::holds up dagger:: either of you touch me you lose something important

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "No touching at all." ::telekinetically pulls Kira in the center of the room as he grins playfully::

[Skyliara] don't you want to play with Ramone's flute?

[Beth] AAAHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Beth] PUT ME DOWN!!! DAMN YOU RAMONE!!!

[Mal (mikE)] "I don't know how to play the flute."

[Beth] ::swears a blue streak::

[Beth] ::in Gypsy::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::grins and releases Kira as he begins to play a gypsy song upon his flute::

[Beth] ::crouches in middle glaring murderously at Ramone::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Dance bella! Show them the blood of the gypsies!" ::continues to play the flute::

[Arilyn (Christy)] um, i don't think she should be showing any blood around here.

[Beth] ::rises slowly::

[Beth] ::balancing knife on tip of finger::

Skyliara watches appreciatively

Skyliara glances at Mal

[Skyliara] do you know how to balance on the edge like that?

[Mal (mikE)] "Um, I could levitate nicely."

[Beth] ::flips knife, catches the handle long enough to control it's flight past Ramone's ear::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::grins as he's playing the flute and telekinetically lifts the dagger and sends it twirling around Kira::

[Beth] ::black hair loosens and flows down, fire flashes in dark eyes:: "I will kill you for this Ramone"

[Arilyn (Christy)] did we agree to take the cauldron? I think that could come back to bite us.

[Skyliara] yes you did agree to take it

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[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::winks and continues to play as the dagger dances around playfully, almost knicking at kira's clothes::

[Beth] ::snatches dagger from air, whirls and lets it fly with another close behind it::

Skyliara leans in to Mal,

[Arie] I am away from the keyboard.

[Beth] :: all to the rhythm of the music::

[Skyliara] Shall I help those clothes open up?

[Beth] ::snarls:: even the undead can die

[Mal (mikE)] "Why? What's wrong with the clothes?"

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::plays the flute with a twinkle in his eye as he does a backflip, avoiding the daggers, even though they weren't really aimed to hit::

[Skyliara] I like them for removing them

[Mal (mikE)] "Oh, um, well... ::coughs::

[Beth] ::whirls, bends, flows...

[Skyliara] or did you want to perform for me mal?

[Mal (mikE)] ::squeaks::"Me? I can't dance!"

[Arilyn (Christy)] i cannot watch this. yuck

[Mal (mikE)] "Oh dear oh dear... I can make pretty lights." ::cantrips up lights for the music::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::lifts one dagger at a time and sends them whirling by Kira's feet then starts juggling them telekinetically, sending them vaulting over her head as he continues to play::

[Beth] ::retrieves knives and whirls to a slow sitting stop::

[Skyliara] I do think it would be interesting to dance with you

[Beth] ::rises tucking away knives:: "Are you happy now?"

[Skyliara] Mal and Kira

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::bows and winks at Kira::

[Beth] ::turns away and ignores Ramone::

[Beth] Kira moved 38'00".

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "A day is not complete until my life has been suitably threatened by you."

[Mal (mikE)] "You two are so odd."

[Beth] ::silence::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::grins:: "Aren't we though?"

[Beth] "I hate you"

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Of course my dear!"

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "She will be the death of me some day. Until that day comes though, I can enjoy tempting fate."

[Mal (mikE)] "I want to meet fate. I hear she's nice."

[Beth] ::glares::

[Skyliara] I could tempt you

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "They Mal. Fate is They."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "There are three of them."

[Mal (mikE)] "Well, I've heard they are all one and so a she."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "And I'm sure you would do an excellent job my dear."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::grins at the elf::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I don't think it quite counts as temptation when I don't feel much of a need to resist though."

[Mal (mikE)] "So, uh, is the removing of clothes some sort of vampire ritual?"

Skyliara warm smile

[Skyliara] yes

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::nods emphatically::

Arie has left the game on Fri Jun 22 22:08:33 EDT 2007

[Arilyn (Christy)] so are we done here? we agree not to kill you, you agree not to kill us or our people and you give us a weird cauldron and a scroll regarding a paladin's steed.

[Skyliara] if you wish to come to my innermost sanctum, you must do so as you entered the world

[Mal (mikE)] "Really? What does it signify? I've never heard of that ritual."

[Mal (mikE)] "Pepe, make sure you're taking notes."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "What she just said."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "All things end as they began as it were..."

[Beth] ::chuckles:: Skyclad is another term for it

[Mal (mikE)] "...inner most sanctum...as you entered it... Yes, I see."

[Skyliara] and nods to Arilyn, I agree to not attack you, you take the cualdron, and you may have the locatoin of that steed as a gift

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ((I took the cauldron and left a while ago ))

[Mal (mikE)] "So vampires believe in the circular time philosophy, then?"

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I'm sure many do."

[Skyliara] we beleive in the never ending cycle of life

[Arilyn (Christy)] so you must have really wanted to get rid if that cauldron

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ((cue lion king soundtrack))

[Beth] ((LOL))

[Skyliara] I am very glad to not have to worry about new visitors

[Arilyn (Christy)] brb-gotta get a kid to bed

[Christy] I am away from the keyboard.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "And I am glad to have a beautiful neighbor that we won't have to fight. Having enemies on all sides does get tiresome sometimes."

[Beth] ::rolls eyes::

[Skyliara] I would liek to think you would enjoy women on all sides of you

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Not if they're like the last set we dealt with."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I prefer my women without tentacles."

[Kira (Beth)] Really, Ramone? I honestly didn't think you were that pickty

[Skyliara] hwo do you tell the men from the women?

[Mal (mikE)] 'There were women illithids?"

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Well... in a sense, they're all men and women."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "As they don't have separate sexes."

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[Skyliara] so you were able to enjoy your self freely?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Not so much. The brain eating kind og got in the way of that."

[Kira (Beth)] you wouldn't have missed it, Ramone

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Which is why I say you're a far better substitute for our last set of friends."

[Skyliara] she bows, thank you

[Skyliara] so you will be leaving with Lady Kylia

[Skyliara] I do hope you return soon

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I think that will be assured. Hopefully this will be a long and beneficial relationship."

[Kira (Beth)] ::snorts::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "And I know Kira would agree with that."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "We should get going though. Sleep well!"

[Kira (Beth)] We'll probably be hard pressed to find you, Ramone unless we look here when we are off on adventures ::smirks::

[Skyliara (to GM only)] Druid Sensor moved 153'02".

[Kira (Beth)] Of course there are the bordellos

[Skyliara] anyone staying?

[Kira (Beth)] and your flavor of the week

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Of the day."

[Kira (Beth)] nope... I'm outta here :D

[Kira (Beth)] oh, right... sorry

[Skyliara] grins, so everone goes back to roadhaven?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "A week is far too long to stick to one woman."

[Kira (Beth)] yep!

[Kira (Beth)] t

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] already there

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "See? Kira agrees."

[Kira (Beth)] gads

[Kira (Beth)] (iffern) -1

[Kira (Beth)] (i) -1

[Kira (Beth)] I was answering a different question

[Kira (Beth)] drat

[Kira (Beth)] ::sighs::

[Kira (Beth)] I hate you

[Skyliara] you are all on the Base Map

Beth is receiving the map Base Map...

Beth has received the map Base Map.

[DM] ok

Lorie is receiving the map Base Map...

Lorie has received the map Base Map.

[DM] so I will apply XP in a moment

[DM] and doine

[DM] done

[Kira (Beth)] so what are you doing with the cauldron?

mikE has left the game on Fri Jun 22 22:22:33 EDT 2007

[DM] so

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] feed the poor I guess

[DM] anyone have any questoins?

mikE has joined the game on Fri Jun 22 22:23:09 EDT 2007

mikE is receiving the map Base Map...

mikE has received the map Base Map.

[DM] feel confident you know what is happening with her?

[DM] that lair is out to the east

[Kira (Beth)] nope

[DM] just north of the main trade route

[DM] will be someone you can go to for help if you need it,

[Kira (Beth)] I am NEVER confident of anything in this game lol... except that I could die at any time :)

[Druid Sensor] Lady Kylia, I would like to have a word with you please

[Druid Sensor] Your advisor Lord Wilson said it would be ok

[mikE] is she going to be blocking our naughty web sites?

BiBo!!!!!!!!! is receiving the map Base Map...

BiBo!!!!!!!!! has received the map Base Map.

Lorie has left the game on Fri Jun 22 22:27:14 EDT 2007

Lorie has joined the game on Fri Jun 22 22:28:12 EDT 2007

BigDumbDog has left the game on Fri Jun 22 22:28:29 EDT 2007

Lorie is receiving the map Base Map...

Lorie has received the map Base Map.

BiBo!!!!!!!!! has left the game on Fri Jun 22 22:29:02 EDT 2007

BiBo!!!!!!!!! has joined the game on Fri Jun 22 22:29:22 EDT 2007

[Lorie] Druid Sensor? Oh this day doesn't get better

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] When did we get one of those installed?

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] Very prudent. Don't want any of those druids sneaking up on us.

[Druid Sensor] I am here to ask that you fufill a favor to the Druids

[Druid Sensor] it is a small thing

[Druid Sensor] but the High Druid asked if I would come to speak with you

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] can't be that small if they can't do it on their own....

[Lorie] uh huh

[Lorie] Let me get out my to do scroll

[Kira (Beth)] ::always gets worried when someone says, "it's a small thing"

[Kira (Beth)] ::looks at Ramone and nods::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::smirks:: "You get that a lot?"

[Kira (Beth)] ::blushes furiously:: "I hate you!"

[Druid Sensor] I am here to actually ask a small favor that you can turn into a large reward

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I know." ::grins::

[mikE] "I wish i had someone to lovingly hate like you two do."

[Lorie] Really now... a large reward... does it involve a suitor or slaying some monster? Because I really just want a nice cup of tea

[Kira (Beth)] ::chokes::

[Druid Sensor] it is a small thing for you, a nice favor you can do for us

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "It's a gypsie thing. You wouldn't understand. Unless you were married. Married people act the same."

[Kira (Beth)] ::eyes Mal:: believe me there is no love

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Like I said, married people act the same."

[Lorie] well quit tap dancing around it... and get to it

[Druid Sensor] knowing that you are interested in rewards, he thought you would be best suited for this

[Druid Sensor] she smiles

[Druid Sensor] I have the basic infomation for you

[Lorie] Rewards? Tell me of my treasures

[Druid Sensor] it is tax collection season

[Lorie] Since you seem to believe me a materialistic hun

[Druid Sensor] as you are well aware I am sure

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Druids collect taxes?"

[Lorie] :: holds up hand :: Oh no... you answer my question first

[Kira (Beth)] ::mutters:: "and people wonder why I refuse to marry"

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Oh, no one wonders."

[Druid Sensor] I am more than willing to answer any question Lady Kylia

[Druid Sensor] the Druids have a simple request

[Lorie] What are my treasures that you speak of.

[Kira (Beth)] ::snarls::

[Lorie] I must seem to drip with riches to you?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::grins::

[Druid Sensor] that you help them with collecting the taxes due this year

[Lorie] Roadhaven is carved out of gold you presume?

[Lorie] :: sniffs :: Now you want me to be your tax collector

[Druid Sensor] actually you get to keep anything you collect

[Lorie] Okay...I have held the peace for a long long while... neutral

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "It's all that tree hugging. They forgot how to count so they need someone who can."

[Druid Sensor] but the issue is that we can not let them think they do not have to pay

[Lorie] Why am I collecting taxes?

[Druid Sensor] so we would ask you to collect them for us

[Druid Sensor] we are not really interested in the money for ourselves

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I could make them pay up."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "All I need is Sweetums."

[Kira (Beth)] Why are you unable to collect your own taxes suddenly?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "They don't have a Sweetums."

[Kira (Beth)] And who is "they"?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "The druids."

[Druid Sensor] we can collect our taxes, we would like to avoid dealing with this issue

[Kira (Beth)] Why now?

[Druid Sensor] because last year we lost two people

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "They would have done better had they a Sweetums."

[Kira (Beth)] oh?

[Lorie] Well I resent the fact that you feel that as an adventurer it's better for us to lose two than you

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "It's amazing how persuasive a giant can be."

[Druid Sensor] and have decided that it is a better investment to have a group like yours to collect and keep the money then collect it ourselves

[Lorie] :: sniffs ::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Especially when you start talking about using legs as payment."

[Druid Sensor] I do not know that you would loose anyone

[Kira (Beth)] I may be a bit mercenary, but even I would draw the line at being the designated 'tax collector'. ::sneers::

[Druid Sensor] you could use it to legitamately collect any reward you wish from them

[Druid Sensor] him

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "We can be thieves if you prefer. Racketteers. Pirates. Brigands. Anything but tax collectors."

[Lorie] them or him?

[Druid Sensor] him

[Druid Sensor] a wizard

[Lorie] a wizard... ahh

[Kira (Beth)] AH! the plot thickens

[Lorie] you can't do it yourself

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Oh even better. You hear that Mal? A wizard."

[Druid Sensor] we could

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "You know what that means right?"

[mikE] "Wizards are fun."

[mikE] "They throw the best parties."

[Druid Sensor] but it would be better in our opinion to kill two birds with one stone

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "We can get paid in magic."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I though tthere was only one wizard."

[Druid Sensor] you do a favor for us, you collect the reward, and as a bonus the taxes are collected

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "When did we get two of them?"

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ".... What's his name?"

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "He's not a necromancer is he."

[Druid Sensor] no not a necromancer

[Druid Sensor] that I know of

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "But you don't know for sure."

[Druid Sensor] his name is Exhaulted Lord of the Trees, the Mighty Wielder of Fire, Eldric the Invincable

[Druid Sensor] he tends to not like visitors

[Druid Sensor] so we do not know more

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Well what wizard does?"

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "You spend all your time learning how to reshape reality and forget that you have to wear a dress to do it."

[Kira (Beth)] Oh, Gods... what's wrong with a name like Eldric the Wizard? why do these people have to go all out on the names?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "It's a requirement for wizard school."

[Kira (Beth)] ::ROFL:: ((Big Blue Dress))

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Naming 101."

[mikE] "I knew a mighty pyromancer. He went by the name of Tim."

[mikE] ((big blue dress is a great video))

[Kira (Beth)] ((indeed it is :) one of the best I've seen))

[Kira (Beth)] ((especially since the song was written expressly for that video))

Christy is receiving the map Base Map...

Christy has received the map Base Map.

[Kira (Beth)] ((one heck of a fire mage, too))

[mikE] ((yup. i only crit at 1000 with my pally.))

[Kira (Beth)] ((oooh... my drood crits at up to 1869 at the moment))

[mikE] ((what class do you play?))

[Kira (Beth)] ((feral, respecced from resto))

[mikE] ((bah. druids))

[Kira (Beth)] ((restos don't solo well))

[Kira (Beth)] ((lol, I love my drood...))

[Lorie] ((Druids FTW...and solo druids rock ;O) ))

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ((WoW nerds :-P))

[Kira (Beth)] ((YAY! my feral spec solos quite well ))

[Lorie] ((:: pulls down her glasses a tad :: Look who's calling who nerd :: shines mirror :: ))

[Lorie] ((<-- Resto))

[Kira (Beth)] ((ROFL))

[mikE] ((your resto? huh. and here i thought you were the other one.))

[Kira (Beth)] ((I may respec back to resto once I hit 70, but I love being feral))

[Lorie] ((Nope...I'm resto. I have some points in balance, but I'm Resto. I just won't go ToL))

[Lorie] (( No interest in Feral...at all ))

[Lorie] ((Or Oomkin ))

[Kira (Beth)] ((::chuckles:: I liked being resto... I really miss it and i was a damned good healer))

[Druid Sensor] smiles, looking at Sleuth Con pics now

[Lorie] ((I vote ix nay on the axes tay and am going to bed ))

[Druid Sensor] go to bed

[Lorie] Night all :: waves ::

[Druid Sensor] waves

Lorie has left the game on Fri Jun 22 22:53:41 EDT 2007

[Arilyn (Christy)] night!

[Kira (Beth)] night!

[Druid Sensor] shall we pick up here next week?

[Kira (Beth)] sure!

[Arilyn (Christy)] sounds good

[Druid Sensor] you can figure out how to collect taxes next week, grins

[Kira (Beth)] heh

[Arilyn (Christy)] may not be here nex week because of vacation

[Kira (Beth)] I don't think you're gonna talk Kylia into this one

[Kira (Beth)] and I hear a drood calling me... there's a fire festival and i have to check the beacons :D

[Kira (Beth)] nini all! :)

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] I say we send this wizard off to be the vampire's first disposal job

[mikE] i got my shoulders already

[mikE] heehee

[Kira (Beth)] shoulders?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] then we loot the tower and burn it to the ground

[mikE] the flaming shoulderpads from the festival

[Arilyn (Christy)] were your shoulders missing?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] that way everyone else knows what happens if they don't pay taxes

[Kira (Beth)] ah... I got fire breath lol, but I've not done the rest yet

[Kira (Beth)] have to do the runs tonight and then get a group together for the instance ones

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] don't need to know about you having the runs to do

[Kira (Beth)] ::grins::

[Kira (Beth)] it burns... it burns!!!

[Christy] I am back at the keyboard.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] yeck

[mikE] yeah. good luck with the instances

[Arilyn (Christy)] and on that note...I think I'll say goodnight

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] nighty night all

[Druid Sensor] night all

BiBo!!!!!!!!! has left the game on Fri Jun 22 22:59:27 EDT 2007

[Kira (Beth)] yeah... scholo won't be a prob, but Strath will

[Arilyn (Christy)] night!

[Kira (Beth)] night all!

Christy has left the game on Fri Jun 22 22:59:48 EDT 2007

Beth has left the game on Fri Jun 22 22:59:51 EDT 2007

mikE has left the game on Fri Jun 22 23:00:02 EDT 2007

Sean's Evil Twin has left the game on Fri Jun 22 23:02:20 EDT 2007

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