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Jun 25 04 - Spider Lady Dungeon

John has joined the game.

[DM] and you should look at Shade

John is receiving the map...

[DM] Marco has the spectral hands thing going on his character

John has received the map.

[DM] try to move your characters

[DM] there is that bit of lag when the map loads

[DM] then it seems to be fine

John is now controling Paul

[DM] did you try something ?

[DM] I just got an invalid client protocol

[John] you taling to me?

[DM] yeah

[John] just opened my character sheet

[DM] ok

[DM] guess it was a fluke

John Anstett Paul ElvenStier: Vampiric Touch: (2d6) (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

[DM] think you have something wrong there

[John] how do i change that font color

[John] Paul: Vampiric Touch: suck life (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

[DM] Shade: spectral hand: I'm not touching you! Oh... wait I am. (DC=(10+2) [10+2] 12)

[DM] that is the line from shade

[DM] how do you like the map?

[DM] is it clear enough

[John] yea but that is a diffrent spell

[DM] Lior was ok

[DM] nods,

[DM] Paul is having problems connecting

[John] i am not woried about the map at the moment

[DM] ok

[John] paul davis?

[DM] nods

[DM] I will go try to load that new def file you sent me give me a few seconds

[John] then let me know how to handle 3 attack/2 rounds

[DM] ok,

[DM] your file just loaded with no problem

[DM] running it now

[DM] and the 3/2

[DM] right now

[DM] we have to keep track of them our selves

[DM] there is a lot

John has left the game.

John has joined the game.

Lorie has joined the game.

John is now controling Paul

[DM] Hey Pual

[DM] welcome in

[Lorie] I think I am in now...Hi Bob and John

[DM] and John, Lorie, should control Paul not you

[DM] wink

[DM] greeting Paul, hold on and I will send you the map so you can see what it looks like

[DM] it will take a little whilie

[DM] but you can feel free to leave her connected in

[John] greeting to the entire Davis family

[John] Paul: Vampiric Touch: suck life (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

John is receiving the map...

John has received the map.

[John] Paul targets Shade. Distance: 6'00"

[John] Paul: Vampiric Touch: suck life (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

[John] Paul no longer targets Shade.

[John] Paul targets Shade. Distance: 6'00"

[Lorie] I have a map

[DM] good

[DM] you can leave this logged in if you like,

[John] Paul no longer targets Shade.

[Lorie] I think I may if this is what you are working with tonight

[John] Paul targets Shade. Distance: 3'04"

[DM] it is exactly that

[John] Paul: Vampiric Touch: suck life (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

[John] bob, do you get any more than I do when I cast?

[Lorie] How do I move around the map?

[Lorie] I have one edge

[DM] simply click and drag on a character

[DM] you can double clikc on a characters name on the left to center on her

[DM] Patrice is one you can use

[Lorie] I do not see any characters just a room with some bricks

[DM] on the left side of your screen?

[Lorie] Do I pull them off the left side of the screen

[DM] is there a tree

[DM] no, double click on that character name

[DM] the map will recenter on that chracter for you

[DM] or right click to get other options

John has edited Paul's effects.

[Lorie] I now see different things

[DM] glad you are seeing things......

[DM] smile

Lorie is receiving the map...

Lorie has received the map.

[DM] see how fast that went after the first time?

[Lorie] Can I kill off Kylia before the game starts

[DM] lol

[DM] John? how do you feel about that?

[John] I don't know nuthing

[John] i see nothin'

[Lorie] she will never know..it will just between us and she can be surprised.

[DM] well, I am going to grab a soda

[DM] you two play, and do what ever you want

[John] (I get control of the party pack)

[DM] walks away humming

[DM] I am away from the keyboard.

[Lorie] Let me position her in front of a big baddie..I will tell her you had a minnie game with me

[John] Paul: Vampiric Touch: suck life (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

[John] Paul no longer targets Shade.

[Lorie] I will be back..I need to call Lorie on a cell phone so she doesnt kick me off

[John] ok

[John] Paul targets Shade. Distance: 1'10"

[John] Paul: Shocking Grasp: "Paul shocks for " (d8+12) "points of electrical damage (no save)" (DC=(10+1) [10+1] 11)

[John] Paul: Vampiric Touch: suck life (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

[John] Shade: Vampiric Touch: Your life tastes lovely tonight. (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

[John] Shade: Flame Arrow: Feel the flaming death for (8d6+2d6) [(2+5+5+6+4+3+4+2)+(4+3)] 38 points of damage! (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

[DM] I am back at the keyboard.

[John] Paul: Vampiric Touch: Feel the life suck away for (2d6) [(4+6)] 10 points of damage! (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

[DM] let me now when you are done

[John] done with what

[DM] I will reset the HP on whoeever I need to

[John] I still would like to know how to change that color of font

[DM] edit prefereces

[DM] you can choose any color for each effect that you do

[DM] spells in one color

[John] did any change I thought you had to approve changes

[DM] chat in another

[DM] nope

[DM] you are in ful control of colors

[DM] I am the last person to talk about that

[John] i see nothing but chat font, color, size. no spell prefrece

[DM] hmmm

[DM] I see a list of like seven options on my preferences screen,

[John] when i rolled as marco, it was the same color

[DM] let me set up the table, and then I can bring up the lap top and connect to see

[DM] ok

[DM] maybe that is the way it is, all spells are in one color, damage in one color etc.

[DM] for all the individual icons

[DM] what did you update in the desciption file this time?

[John] with baby please hold

[DM] and if you want to make 50 quick XP whip out a goblin XML sheet for me with the attack stuff all done, when you get back

[John] I would rather finish setting up my character then try something new

[John] well the proficeny I added kind of worked. I think I know what I need to do

[John] I am away from the keyboard.

[John] I am back at the keyboard.

[John] bob, how do I put in 3 attack per 2 rounds?

[John] Paul: Vampiric Touch: Feel the life suck away for (2d6) [(6+3)] 9 points of damage! (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

[DM] scroll up

[DM] we just keep track by our selves right now

[DM] no way to make the program do it for you

[DM] you could add in attack one, attack two as options I suppose

[John] ok, manual it is

[John] Paul: Vampiric Touch: Feel the life suck away for (6d6) [(4+4+1+4+4+2)] 19 points of damage! =+6d6 (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

[John] Paul: Vampiric Touch: Feel the life suck away for (6d6) [(4+2+1+2+4+2)] 15 points of damage! (=+6d6) (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

[John] Paul: Vampiric Touch: Feel the life suck away for (6d6) [(1+4+4+1+5+5)] 20 points of damage! (=+6d6) -1 (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

[John] Paul: Vampiric Touch: Feel the life suck away for (6d6) [(2+2+3+4+4+3)] 18 points of damage! (chptm=chptm+6d6) -1 (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

[DM] I am away from the keyboard.

[John] Paul: Vampiric Touch: Feel the life suck away for (6d6) [(5+4+2+5+4+1)] 21 points of damage! [chptm=6d6] (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

[John] Paul: test: chptm=6d6

[John] Paul: Shocking Grasp: "Paul shocks for " (d8+12) "points of electrical damage (no save)" (DC=(10+1) [10+1] 11)

[John] Paul: Vampiric Touch: Feel the life suck away for (6d6) [(6+2+4+1+4+2)] 19 points of damage! [chptm=6d6] (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

[John] Paul: Lightning Bolt: CHPTM=(6d6) [(1+3+4+6+1+4)] 19 (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

[John] Paul no longer targets Shade.

[John] Paul: Vampiric Touch: Feel the life suck away for (6d6) [(5+6+5+1+5+5)] 27 points of damage! chptm=(6d6) [(4+1+4+5+6+1)] 21 (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

[John] Paul: Mirror Image: POOF (DC=(10+2) [10+2] 12)

[DM] Goblin: Attack #1: short Sword: (-(d20+0)) [-(15+0)] -15

[DM] Goblin: Attack #1: short Sword: (-(d20+0)) [-(1+0)] -1

[John] SWING AND A MISS

[DM] Goblin: Damage v SM: short Sword: (1d6) [5] 5

[John] Paul targets Goblin. Distance: 8'10"

[John] Paul: Vampiric Touch: Feel the life suck away for (6d6) [(6+2+5+4+3+5)] 25 points of damage! (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

[DM] Goblin: Attack #1: short Sword: (-(d200)) [-(189)] -189

[John] WIDE LEFT

[DM] I am back at the keyboard.

[DM] yeah, I have not spent much time getting these things right yet

[DM] Mike and Marco

[DM] are the ones that I have do most of this stuff

[DM] Mike and Marco just walked in

[DM] will be up in just a sec

[DM] ok

[DM] bringing up everyone, Sean just was passed at the gate

[John] Paul: Mirror Image: Now there are (d4+5)pauls's(dc={10+2) [4+)(] -1)

[DM] I am away from the keyboard.

[John] Paul: Mirror Image: Now there are (d4+5) [4+5] 9 Pauls's (DC=(10+2) [10+2] 12)

BiBo!!! has joined the game.

[John] Paul: Mirror Image: Now there are [d4+5] Pauls's (DC=(10+2) [10+2] 12)

[BiBo!!!] I think you wanna use the curly brackets

BiBo!!! is receiving the map...

BiBo!!! has received the map.

[John] I was justying other things

[John] I think we have to manual add the hit poit from Vamp Touch

[BiBo!!!] I usually put it under the temp modifiers

[John] Paul: Vampiric Touch: Feel the life suck away for (6d6) [(4+1+6+5+3+6)] 25 points of damage! (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

[John] nodds

[BiBo!!!] just add it to your current hp in the temp modifiers

[BiBo!!!] you'll end up with a health bar that goes past your fig :)

BiBo!!! is now controling Shade

[John] well don't you change your max hp also?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] nope, I just add it to my current

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] like this...

Mike has joined the game.

[John] i saw

[John] bob directed me to you for the spell list

[Mike] John!

[John] marco

[John] Mike!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] right, I'll type it up as soon as he hands me the paper

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I'll IM it to you

[Mike] long time no see, buddy.

[John] still can't see, but long time no chat

[John] babies keeping you busy, no wait that's me

[Mike] in our world of geek, this is as good as seeing.

Sean has joined the game.

Sean is receiving the map...

Sean has received the map.

[John] Paul targets Shade. Distance: 3'04"

[BiBo!!!] Shade targets Sadoya. Distance: 120'03"

Lior has joined the game.

Fritz has joined the game.

[John] don't touch her

[Lior] hey all

[Fritz] Howdy

Fritz is receiving the map...

[John] hey all back

Lior is receiving the map...

Fritz has received the map.

[BiBo!!!] Shade targets Paul. Distance: 3'04"

Lior has received the map.

[BiBo!!!] Shade no longer targets Paul.

[BiBo!!!] Shade targets Paul. Distance: 3'04"

[BiBo!!!] Shade no longer targets Paul.

[BiBo!!!] Shade no longer targets Sadoya.

[Lior] i got my mic working

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] spiffy

[John] Stop targetting me

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: choke: Vader! Release him! (DC=(10+2) [10+2] 12)

[John] Paul: Attack #1: Scimitar +3/+5 vs Spirits: (-(d20+3)) [-(8+3)] -11

[John] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[Fritz] How is everyone?

[BiBo!!!] Shade targets Goblin. Distance: 10'00"

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] spiffy

[Lior] fairly well here

[John] I don't know about everyone, but I am ok

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] just sorta putzin around

[John] I am away from the keyboard.

Fritz has left the game.

[John] I am back at the keyboard.

[John] bye

Mike is receiving the map...

Mike has received the map.

Fritz has joined the game.

[John] welcome back

[Fritz] howdy again

Fritz is now controling Reign Tandem

Fritz is receiving the map...

Fritz has received the map.

[John] Baby time

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] How was everyones week?

[John] Not bad, and yours

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] fair

[John] you went to a fair?!?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Pretty much....

[John] You have to save me a troll heart, as many as you can

[John] I am going to be worse than Robert

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Uhmmm they regenerate...so we probably wont

[John] Anytjing you can save, once they are dead dead they have to have something left

[Lior] yeah, they may be like starfish

[Lior] you could probably grow a new troll out of just a heart

[John] even if not only the biggest part does

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] That would be up to the Boob

[Lior] more like potatoes and onions i guess

[John] If you cut a toll in half you do not get two trolls

[Lior] well, with starfish, it depends where you cut them

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Thank goodness

[John] I am away from the keyboard.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Have Bob call me on my cell phone when we start I am going to take a nap

[Lior] and it depends on whether d&d means regenerate only in a hitpoint way, which really means heal, or if they mean regenerate in a biological way

[Fritz] I am away from the keyboard.

[Lior] will do

[Lior] are we going to try the voice thing?

[DM] I am back at the keyboard.

[DM] back

[DM] and they mean both ways Lior

[DM] regenerate the spell does only HP

[DM] regenerate teh natural ability does both things

[Lior] so could you grow a troll out of a troll heart?

[Lior] or get two trolls out of one cut in half?

Mike has joined the game.

[DM] you get one troll out of the mess

[Lior] i'm trying to compare them to starfish who have a real regenerative system

[Mike] okay, bob, the witch and i went into the back yard at sometime and let me get ego possessed by the armec defender.

[Mike] what happens?

[Lior] if you cut them down the middle, there's a thing there in the middle whose name i dont remember that regenerates an whole new entire starfish out of itself

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] E. L. Fudge: Traps: (1d100) [55] 55 -- Traps don't bother me!

[Lior] you killing off your character mike?

[Mike] not sure.

[Mike] we'll find out.

[Lior] welcome back, by the way

[Mike] thanks.

[DM] ok

[DM] so Marco has the spell list now

[John] I am back at the keyboard.

[Lior] i'm sure you probably read this, but fritz said to call his cell when we got started

[DM] I did not read that yet, thank you

Mike is receiving the map...

Mike has received the map.

Mike has left the game.

[Mike] ack!

[Mike] i'm gone!

[Lior] cool

[Lior] never liked you anyway

[Mike] me neither

[John] I have a baby in my hand, give me a moment

[Lorie] Okay... evening all

[Mike] hi lorie

[Lior] hey hey]

[Lorie] I have Ventrilo installed and need somewhere to connect

[Lorie] How are you all doing?

[Lior] ditto

Lorie is now controling Kylia Wolfslayer

[Lior] hey, i know its a bit late, but i figure better late then never... just wanted to say happy father's day to John, and if you'll send the message along to Paul, Lorie

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I will when he comes back... Thanks.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Yes... Happy Happy Fathers' Day John

Lior is now controling Sadoya

[John] tks

[DM] and it seems that everyone is doing well this evening

[Sadoya (Lior)] my head's a bit in the clouds, but that's no different than usual

[DM] before we roust out Fritz and deal with the sound isses

[DM] any reason why Lior?

[DM] head in the clouds that is

[John] I have a baby in my hand, give me a moment

[DM] a little late for spring lust

[DM] or is that summer love now?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Well it says I need to create some account... Lior did you do this step already?

[Sadoya (Lior)] no, i dont know why it is

[DM] tell me more tell mre more

[DM] bad song refference

[Sadoya (Lior)] all i did was install the thing lorie

[Mike] ::groan::

[DM] I assume that we all installed it

[Sadoya (Lior)] i opened it up and saw some stuff i didn't feel like figuring out and closed it

[DM] Frtiz will have to lead us through this

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] pardon my noise, I'm testing something

[DM] go for it

[John] ASS sueme all You want

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: Parse Error: kLoOgeWerks.gq: invalid label assignment

[DM] guess that is a miss

[DM] so the current date for everyone is: 15-2-1255

[DM] just so you can update your notes, etc.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] BOB, we got the Grease reference...

[DM] Lorie, did you try moving a character yet? to double check the lag issues?

[John] that is the 2nd month correct?

[DM] after the map first loaded, Paull did not seem to have any issues

[DM] and yes John 15th day, 2nd month

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: Witch's curse: The witch curses you. For the next 24 hours: (1d8) [3] 3 -- A random stat goes down by 3

[Sadoya (Lior)] i get the reference, i just wish it was relevant

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: Witch's curse: The witch curses you. For the next 24 hours: (1d8) [4] 4 -- Your to hit and damage is down by 4

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: Witch's curse: The witch curses you. For the next 24 hours: (1d8) [8] 8 -- You are in a Temporal Stasis.

[John] wow is that random?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] About a three to five second lag... plus lag for typing

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] E. L. Fudge: Move Silent: (1d100) [76] 76 -- Smooth move there, Inspector Clouseau

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yep

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] E. L. Fudge: Read Languages: (1d100) [19] 19 -- It was the best of times, it was the worst of times ...

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Which is another 10 to 15

[DM] ok

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] E. L. Fudge: Read Languages: (1d100) [93] 93

[DM] let me know if you see any issues

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] E. L. Fudge: Read Languages: (1d100) [68] 68 -- It's all Greek to me!

[John] Paul: Paralysis, Poison or Death save: (d20) [5] 5

[John] PROBABLY FAILS against (8) [8] 8

[John] Paul: Paralysis, Poison or Death save: (d20) [6] 6

[John] PROBABLY FAILS against (8) [8] 8

[John] I am away from the keyboard.

[John] I am back at the keyboard.

[John] i guess i did not miss anything

[Sadoya (Lior)] you missed everything... while you were gone... we beat the game

[John] on the floor

[John] what did you kill BOB

[DM] ok

[DM] so

[DM] back to stuff here

[DM] the sword minor adventure

[DM] the sword possesses Elandar

[DM] and demands to be taken back to its rightful owner

[DM] your options are A), kill Elandar before he runs away

[DM] or B) take the sword back

[John] I see no Elandar here

[Mike] that's because i ran away

[DM] as soon as you arrive back in the village the sword will release him

[John] does this hapen in the middle of the fight?

[DM] no, during the three month inteval

[Mike] no, it happened eight weeks ago

[John] you are talking history, sorry

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he wasn't here to do this before we went down

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so we're gonna kick his ass now

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] here

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] or at least chop off his hand

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Umm, Have fun storming the castel?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] err castle

[Sadoya (Lior)] a farewell to arms

[John] what village

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] the armec villiage back in africa

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it'll take a while for him to get back :-P

[Mike] the armec village in africa

[DM] sorry about that

[DM] you are recieving teh goblin horde right now

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: mystic rope: Lookit me! I'm a rope tamer! (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

[Sadoya (Lior)] lucky us

[Sadoya (Lior)] please tell me you didn't have to create those one by one

[DM] ok,

[DM] no

[DM] I did not

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::waves to Elandar as he leaves:: Hope you like the sword

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf: Magical Spell save: (d20) [1] 1

[Mike] PROBABLY FAILS against (13) [13] 13

[DM] I wanted to test everything

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] elandar's hog tied

[John] is the sword story over?

[DM] yes you can take the sword from him

[Mike] yup. it's over.

[Mike] guess none of us will be using that.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah, I yanked the sword away away from him and his hog tied butt

[John] oh that was real?

[Mike] bummer. is there any other usefull treasure from the adventure left over?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he apparently needs a bigger ego to use that sword

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yep

[Mike] just need to not get hurt.

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] lag lag lag lag

[John] does someone else think they can control the sword?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] No , Lior and Fritz took all the good stuff

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you're a fighter, it's your job to get hurt

[DM] ok

[DM] so I deleted the rest of the goblins

[DM] only left the first 40 I places

[DM] placed

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] lagity lag! lagity lag!

[DM] so now there should be much less lag

[John] I am back at the keyboard.

[Paul (John)] I bet I could use that sword!

[Sadoya (Lior)] hope you like heat

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it's a kopesh fyi

[Mike] have fun.

[Paul (John)] why?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] why is it a kopesh?

[Paul (John)] why heat?

[Paul (John)] I an't going to Africa

[DM] and now

[Sadoya (Lior)] mhm

[DM] what else is going on

[Sadoya (Lior)] keep thinking that

[DM] anyone have something before we call and rouse Fritz?

[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm starting fires

[Mike] damnit! still no treasure.

[Paul (John)] is ther any alima\ent restriction on the sword

[DM] nods

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it's a ln sword

[Mike] it's lawful neutral

[Mike] that wants to go home, apparently

[DM] and In sword, rather than coming out sword

[Paul (John)] so only LN can use

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I say we destroy it

[Mike] no... i'd imagine anyone ego possesed by it would run home

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] or trade it for something useful

[Sadoya (Lior)] i say we throw it in a river for some innocent idiot to find

[Mike] what did you get, lior?

[Mike] and what did reign get?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] no no, we aren't going to start an epic war because people start fighting over shineys in a river

[Sadoya (Lior)] no epic war, just some idiot traveling to africa

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Let's give it to a druid

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] unless we get something out of it

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] They'd owe us a favor

[Mike] would the druid give me a better sword?

[Paul (John)] We have a pool that can get us to Africa. Are we sure no one here can use it?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] It's not your sword to barter for something better

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it's mine for the moment apparently

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and I have no use for it

[Mike] oh, we can use it as long as we don't get hurt

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I'd offer to make you another sword Mike, but you and Fritz were supposed to go on an adventure to get me something lovely for the last sword

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] and I got nothing

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] armor, not sword

[Mike] well, i've already got a +2 sword.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] At the end Marco... I still got nothing

[Paul (John)] is Shade holding the sword?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yep, you can feel free to fireball the useless people

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] :)

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Armorer's get lots of gold for making swords and armor

[Mike] and i think you need to take that up with bob, lorie.

[Mike] maybe when we get out of here we can look for your amulet.

[Sadoya (Lior)] i say you give her a hug and call it even

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well, I'll trade this sword for something prettier

[Mike] i value my life.

[DM] I have the amulet on the way

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] maybe my mentors might trade it for something

[DM] that adventure is one of the next ones

[Mike] hey, gimme the sword back when i'm healed.

[DM] along with a certain sword you read about earlier

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] He tried to hug me and I'll fireball him

[Sadoya (Lior)] what amulet what now?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::laughs:: Happy Healing

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I still think the druids would have plenty of LN people to take it

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] hey I'll curse him for ya if you like :)

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Let them go be missionaries in Africa for it

[Mike] yeah. i'd rather give it to them.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I can curse him

[Sadoya (Lior)] i can curse at him

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah, but I want to curse someone

[Paul (John)] I vote to give the sword to the druids

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Or... we can do as John suggested, open up the pool and toss it through

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I've got a pretty new curse and I want to get my curse on :)

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] let whomever it falls on keep it

[Mike] give it up?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Curse Fritz

[Mike] we can use it to get something.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] He's not here, he won't notice :)

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] :)

[DM] calling Fritz now

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well sebrina is prolly gonna be the first target of my first curse

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] reign a close second

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Oh... umm, well I can't say anything bad about Barb, so no curse for her

[Sadoya (Lior)] you still think she stole your ring?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yep

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] We could curse Mike just for bring this sword upon us

[Mike] i bet it was the pixie

[DM] Frtiz is still sleeping

[DM] he needs 15 minutes more

[Sadoya (Lior)] isn't the pixie dead?

[Mike] too bad she's dead and lost

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] 15 minutes? That's it?

[DM] so we will continue on the Goblin battle side

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I saw it on her char sheet, but I knew she took it before I saw that :-P

[DM] anyone have anything,

[Sadoya (Lior)] can we assume i'm burning the goblins in the meantime here?

[DM] you are burning the trolls, yes

[Sadoya (Lior)] k, goodie

[DM] Shade, Paul, Elandar, Fudge, you have approximately 140+ angry goblins facing you

[DM] what are you doing

Mike is now controling Elandar Silverleaf

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] um ... apollogizing?

[Paul (John)] I am blocking the doorway with EL behind me

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I'm casting

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] which door way are you blocking?

[Mike] damnit.

[Paul (John)] punching any goblin in range

[Mike] i'm stuck with the goblins.

[DM] I left the charcters where they were

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: Death Spell: I want you you and you to die NOW. (DC=(10+6) [10+6] 16)

[DM] if you want to move you can this round,

[Paul (John)] i'm ready for int then

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf targets Paul. Distance: 6'03"

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf targets Goblin. Distance: 15'01"

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf no longer targets Paul.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Roll #1: (d20) [2] 2, Roll #2: (d20) [9] 9, Roll #3: (d20) [19] 19, Roll #4: (d20) [6] 6

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Umm... where am I in all of this?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Thanks

[DM] you are on the other side with Reign like last week

[Sadoya (Lior)] you're with us

[Paul (John)] so no int?

[DM] Goblin #18 targets Goblin #13. Distance: 3'03"

[DM] Goblin #18 no longer targets Goblin #13. Distance: 3'03"

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so, 36 of them are dying

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] What other side?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Remember I logged off BOB... so that doesn't help me

[DM] you are down below

[DM] center on Sadoya and you will see you and patrice

[Paul (John)] Paul: Vampiric Touch: Feel the life suck away for (6d6) [(4+3+4+4+3+5)] 23 points of damage! (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

[DM] ok,

[Sadoya (Lior)] center on kylia while you're at it

[DM] so I am subtracting those losses, the goblins keep running up to you to fill in the holes,

[Paul (John)] Paul: Vampiric Touch: Feel the life suck away for (6d6) [(4+5+3+4+4+1)] 21 points of damage! (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

[DM] I am not going to move the ones off of the board,

[DM] keeping track to the side,

[DM] that was the lag problem earlier

[DM] of having too many icons on the board

[DM] John, how much damage

[DM] and Lorie, you did find yourself on the board I assume

[Paul (John)] 21 to one 23 to another

[DM] you can move to this battle in two rounds

[John] I am away from the keyboard.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Sure... Umm, okay. You will send me the new map then?

[DM (to GM only)] Goblin: No adjustments made

[DM] you should have this map

[DM] Paul D. was looking at it earlier

[DM] go to the far right and then down

[John] I am back at the keyboard.

[Paul (John)] what's next

[DM] if you are done for the round

[DM] I get a bunch of attacks

[DM] Goblin #13 targets Shade. Distance: 10'11"

[DM] Goblin #5 targets Shade. Distance: 10'04"

[DM] Goblin #6 targets Shade. Distance: 10'02"

[Paul (John)] no I have heroic foray so I do not know how many are close enough

[DM] Goblin #14 targets Shade. Distance: 10'10"

[DM] Goblin #7 targets Paul. Distance: 2'11"

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I see a map, but I only see reign and Patrice... none of the other players

[DM] Goblin #15 targets Paul. Distance: 4'09"

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] PDD isn't here

[DM] Goblin #15 no longer targets Paul. Distance: 4'09"

[DM] Goblin #8 targets Paul. Distance: 2'06"

[DM] Goblin #2 targets Paul. Distance: 4'09"

[Mike] i'll kill a few if i get the chance.

[DM] Goblin #15 targets Paul. Distance: 4'09"

[DM] Goblin #11 targets Elandar Silverleaf. Distance: 5'05"

[DM] Goblin #10 targets Elandar Silverleaf. Distance: 3'07"

[DM] Goblin #1 targets Elandar Silverleaf. Distance: 2'11"

[Paul (John)] Paul: Vampiric Touch: Feel the life suck away for (6d6) [(1+1+5+6+4+6)] 23 points of damage! (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

[DM] Goblin #2 targets Elandar Silverleaf. Distance: 3'00"

[Paul (John)] Paul: Vampiric Touch: Feel the life suck away for (6d6) [(4+2+5+6+6+2)] 25 points of damage! (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

[DM] John, do you really get 4 of those each round?

[DM] I still have not gone on the first round yet

[Paul (John)] Paul: Vampiric Touch: Feel the life suck away for (6d6) [(4+1+5+6+4+2)] 22 points of damage! (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

[DM] you already have done things this round

[Paul (John)] in heroic fray i get a total of 5 punches

[DM] ok so you get one more then

[Paul (John)] Paul: Vampiric Touch: Feel the life suck away for (6d6) [(1+2+3+5+2+6)] 19 points of damage! (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

[DM] so John kills 5 mroe this round

[DM] elandar gets his rolls

[DM] Goblin #2: Attack #1: Short Sword: (20-(d20+0)) [20-(1+0)] 19

[DM] Probably MISSES Elandar Silverleaf (AC FINAL: -2)

[DM] Goblin #1: Attack #1: Short Sword: (20-(d20+0)) [20-(1+0)] 19

[DM] Probably MISSES Elandar Silverleaf (AC FINAL: -2)

[DM] Goblin #11: Attack #1: Short Sword: (20-(d20+0)) [20-(7+0)] 13

[DM] Probably MISSES Elandar Silverleaf (AC FINAL: -2)

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack #1: Iskalleld: (13-(d20+5)) [13-(14+5)] -6

[Mike] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[DM] Goblin #10: Attack #1: Short Sword: (20-(d20+0)) [20-(8+0)] 12

[DM] Probably MISSES Elandar Silverleaf (AC FINAL: -2)

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack #1: Iskelleld v. Fire.: (13-(d20+8)) [13-(5+8)] 0

[Mike] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack #1: LongSword +2 (L): (13-(d20+4)) [13-(19+4)] -10

[Mike] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[DM] Goblin #9: Attack #1: Short Sword: (20-(d20+0)) [20-(4+0)] 16

[John] Paul no longer targets Shade.

[DM] Goblin #15: Attack #1: Short Sword: (20-(d20+0)) [20-(15+0)] 5

[DM] Probably MISSES Paul (AC FINAL: 1)

[DM] Goblin #2: Attack #1: Short Sword: (20-(d20+0)) [20-(5+0)] 15

[DM] Probably MISSES Paul (AC FINAL: 1)

[DM] Goblin #8: Attack #1: Short Sword: (20-(d20+0)) [20-(20+0)] 0

[DM] PROBABLY HITS Paul (AC FINAL: 1)!!!

[DM] Goblin #8: Damage v SM: Short Sword: (1d6+0) [3+0] 3 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]

[DM] Goblin #2: Attack #1: Short Sword: (20-(d20+0)) [20-(7+0)] 13

[DM] Probably MISSES Paul (AC FINAL: 1)

[DM] Goblin #5: Attack #1: Short Sword: (20-(d20+0)) [20-(11+0)] 9

[DM] Paul's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 61 (-66) - Unharmed

[DM] Goblin #14: Attack #1: Short Sword: (20-(d20+0)) [20-(16+0)] 4

[DM] Probably MISSES Shade (AC FINAL: -10)

[Paul (John)] bob you just took away all my gained point from VT

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack #1: Iskalleld: (13-(d20+5)) [13-(13+5)] -5

[Mike] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[DM] hey at least I hit one of your side once

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack #1: Iskalleld: (13-(d20+5)) [13-(18+5)] -10

[Mike] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack #1: LongSword +2 (L): (13-(d20+4)) [13-(14+4)] -5

[Mike] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[DM] ok

[DM] so on the end of round one

[DM] we have 47 goblins dead

[DM] and one of you got a scratch

[DM] now,

[DM] if you want to move before they flood behind you

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I don't suppose they get a moral check?

[DM] and out the door

[DM] they only lost 20% of thier numbers so far

[Paul (John)] I will block the door

[DM] and they expect to loose 75% or more, so no check yet

[DM] so move John

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] lol

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] these are mighty fearless goblins

[Sadoya (Lior)] hey, you'd do the same

[DM] your icons are the correct size by teh say

[Mike] okay, so we've got the doorway blocked off.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] if I saw 50 of my friends die without harming what they were fighting, I'd think twice about fighting with them

[Sadoya (Lior)] they're about as big as icons should be

[DM] well, they can still squeeze between you

[Paul (John)] atack of op

[Sadoya (Lior)] i meant the ones that are running past and beyond you

[Mike] the back probably can't see the front.

[DM] so

[DM] on int they run into the gauntlet of swords

[DM] and try to make it down the hall

[Paul (John)] and fists

[DM] make your attacks to see how many you kill

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: Death Spell: I want you you and you to die NOW. (DC=(10+6) [10+6] 16)

[DM] there are still approx 100 left that are tryign to run out of the room

[Paul (John)] Paul: Vampiric Touch: Feel the life suck away for (6d6) [(5+3+4+4+1+4)] 21 points of damage! (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Roll: (4d20) [(1+9+1+2)] 13

[Paul (John)] Paul: Vampiric Touch: Feel the life suck away for (6d6) [(6+6+1+1+1+3)] 18 points of damage! (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

[Sadoya (Lior)] now is when to clothesline them with a sword

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] this is the worst dice roller ever

[DM] John,

[Paul (John)] Paul: Vampiric Touch: Feel the life suck away for (6d6) [(2+1+4+5+4+2)] 18 points of damage! (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

[DM] no need to cast

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] 2 1's a 2 and a 9

[DM] if you automatically do 7

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] that's horrible

[Paul (John)] i thought we started with 100

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack #1: Iskalleld: (13-(d20+5)) [13-(17+5)] -9

[Mike] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] close to 200

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack #1: Iskalleld: (13-(d20+5)) [13-(20+5)] -12

[Mike] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack #1: Iskalleld: (13-(d20+5)) [13-(18+5)] -10

[Mike] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack #1: Iskalleld: (13-(d20+5)) [13-(6+5)] 2

[Mike] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] what I wouldn't do for a cloud kill right about now

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack #1: LongSword +2 (L): (13-(d20+4)) [13-(13+4)] -4

[Mike] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack #1: LongSword +2 (L): (13-(d20+4)) [13-(14+4)] -5

[Mike] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Well BOB, you let me know when I can get there and send me that map and I'll be happy to do some damage

[DM] Lorie, can you see the map right now?

[DM] with Patrice and Reign,

[Mike] if you double click on your character in the tree to the left, you'll have the map

[Sadoya (Lior)] i dont see patrice anywhere bob, i dont know what you're talking about

[DM] and Sadoya?

[Sadoya (Lior)] also, you still havn't accepted my movement

[DM] I did not know you had moved

[DM] ok, those moves are corrected now

[Paul (John)] Paul: Damage v SM: fist with VT: (1d2+6d6) [1+(6+1+2+6+6+3)] 25 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I see Reign, Patrice and Kylia

[DM] good

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] What do I do to get the rest of the party?

[DM] that is what you shoudl see

[DM] they are on that same map

[DM] zoom back out

[DM] or must scroll up

[DM] and then to the left

[DM] the way Frtiz drew this map

[DM] this is a part of the same picture

[DM] So

[DM] John you killed 5 more, Mike killed 6 more,

[DM] Shade how many more?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I tried scrolling out... no success

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] scrolling to the left shows me lots of white

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] 13

[DM] you need to scroll up also

[Paul (John)] I thought when I was casting it was rolling to hit, now i see no way of rolling to hit

[DM] look on the thumbnail

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] use the mini map on the bottom left to get you oriented

[Mike] look at the mini map

[DM] in the left corner

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you are about in the center of the right side

[DM] Marco, you and John deal with the casting/attack issues

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] where that blue dot is

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] what mini map?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Sorry guys, I'm confused.

[Paul (John)] Paul: Attack #1: Punch with VT: (-(d20+0)) [-(12+0)] -12

[John] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I know have found the rest of the party, but how do I get there?

[Paul (John)] Paul: Attack #1: Punch with VT: (-(d20+0)) [-(8+0)] -8

[John] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] the lower left corner, the thingy directly left of your icon bar thingy

[Paul (John)] Paul: Attack #1: Punch with VT: (-(d20+0)) [-(6+0)] -6

[John] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] the party is split in 2

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I have nothing in the lower left corner of my screen

[Paul (John)] Paul: Attack #1: Punch with VT: (-(d20+0)) [-(20+0)] -20

[John] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you don't?

[Mike] i don't know how to connect our groups on this map.

[Sadoya (Lior)] i wonder what kind of fucked up version of klooge you downloaded lorie

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] with the zoom in/out thingy?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Whatever the F'ed up version was available last time I DL'ed

[Sadoya (Lior)] it doesn't seem to have anything right, which i must say is quite unfortunate for ya

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] btw john, I put vampiric touch in as a weapon to make things easier since it's my main attack spell

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you might wanna do that

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] No, I haven't had that since we upgraded to 2.0

[Mike] apparently, lorie go left on the upper hallway

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] check out my char sheet under weapons if you need help

[Mike] that connects to the block of map in the upper right corner.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] er, equipment

[Mike] the to lab coridor connects to the to well coridor.

[Paul (John)] alreay done

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] okie

[DM] 71 goblins down so far

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] BOB.. can you refresh where I moved please... I'm trying to get to the rest of the party

[Mike] the mini map is on the icon bar. dunno what you've done with it. is it undocked?

[DM] now how many will you be able to attack with attacks of opportunity?

[DM] refreshed everyone

[DM] with moves

[Paul (John)] how many Ao O? Up to our fighter level?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay, so I found this mini map thing and located the party, how I do I get my Icon there now?

[DM] nods,

[Mike] i dunno.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] man how I wish I had a cloudkill right about now

[Mike] bob says corridor a connects to room b

[Mike] and room b goes to map c that goes all the way around and to us.

[Paul (John)] you want to waste one

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Great... well I'm going back to BBC online then. Let me know when something interesting happens

[DM] and so

[Paul (John)] how many AOO?

[DM] one attack per level

[DM] only for fighters

[Paul (John)] so I will roll

[Paul (John)] Paul: Attack #1: Punch with VT: (-(d20+0)) [-(17+0)] -17

[John] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[DM] you can stop that

[DM] John

[Paul (John)] Paul: Attack #1: Punch with VT: (-(d20+0)) [-(1+0)] -1

[John] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[DM] we can assume that you hit and kill

[Paul (John)] Paul: Attack #1: Punch with VT: (-(d20+0)) [-(16+0)] -16

[John] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[DM] your mimimum damage is 7 or more

[Paul (John)] Paul: Attack #1: Punch with VT: (-(d20+0)) [-(16+0)] -16

[John] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] casting

[Paul (John)] Paul: Attack #1: Punch with VT: (-(d20+0)) [-(5+0)] -5

[John] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack #1: Iskalleld: (13-(d20+5)) [13-(9+5)] -1

[Mike] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack #1: Iskalleld: (13-(d20+5)) [13-(12+5)] -4

[Mike] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[Sadoya (Lior)] i think he's pretty adamant about having this be legal and proper with no assumptions

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack #1: Iskalleld: (13-(d20+5)) [13-(8+5)] 0

[Mike] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[Paul (John)] Paul: Attack #1: Punch with VT: (-(d20+0)) [-(20+0)] -20

[John] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack #1: Iskalleld: (13-(d20+5)) [13-(8+5)] 0

[Mike] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack #1: Iskalleld: (13-(d20+5)) [13-(7+5)] 1

[Mike] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack #1: Iskalleld: (13-(d20+5)) [13-(19+5)] -11

[Mike] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack #1: Iskalleld: (13-(d20+5)) [13-(10+5)] -2

[Mike] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[Paul (John)] Paul: Attack #1: Punch with VT: (-(d20+0)) [-(16+0)] -16

[John] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack #1: Iskalleld: (13-(d20+5)) [13-(10+5)] -2

[Mike] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[Paul (John)] Paul: Attack #1: Punch with VT: (-(d20+0)) [-(6+0)] -6

[John] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[Paul (John)] Paul: Attack #1: Punch with VT: (-(d20+0)) [-(3+0)] -3

[John] PROBABLY HITS Goblin (AC FINAL: 6)!!!

[Mike] 8 down

[DM] so John, how many hit?

[Paul (John)] 9 more dead and I have way too many hit point to count

[DM] auto kills at this point

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] woot! Death by cars!

[DM] so that is 17 more dead at they run by

[DM] so 58 of them make it past you

[DM] and run for the exits

[Paul (John)] it's not just dead goblins it's life sucked out dead goblins

[DM] and run out of the caves

[Paul (John)] go get them shade

[Sadoya (Lior)] they dont just go in the graveyard, they actually get removed from the game?

[DM] let me go to the restroom, and figure out XP for all that

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::sighs:: do I gotta?

[DM] will be back up in a moment

[Sadoya (Lior)] dont think too hard about the xp

[DM] I am away from the keyboard.

[Paul (John)] Roll: (120d6) [(6+4+4+6+6+4+2+3+1+1+2+1+1+4+5+5+5+3+5+2+5+4+1+2+2+1+6+6+1+4+6+4+5+2+6+5+6+3+2+5+5+6+2+2+5+4+2+5+3+5+2+3+6+4+4+6+6+2+6+2+4+2+1+1+4+6+3+5+6+3+2+6+6+5+4+2+3+5+4+3+3+6+6+3+1+1+6+3+4+2+3+6+3+1+6+2+3+6+3+1+2+2+1+1+5+2+4+6+6+6+3+3+1+2+1+5+2+3+2+2)] 429

[Sadoya (Lior)] nice... and that's a roll for?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] the... hell?

[Mike] bottles of beer on the wall.

[Sadoya (Lior)] we having some fun tonight

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] he hit 120 goblins?

[Mike] you know, i think we're gonna die of alcohol poisoning before the song's over.

[Sadoya (Lior)] either that or just pass out

[Paul (John)] all my add hp

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I'll summon some shades to go hunt them down

[Mike] sweet.

[Sadoya (Lior)] good boy

[Sadoya (Lior)] err... gril

[Sadoya (Lior)] girl too

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: Summon Shadow: In come the ghosties! (DC=(10+5) [10+5] 15)

[John] I am away from the keyboard.

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] so I Bob.

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] So is Bob.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so, 4 shadows fly off to go kill them

[Sadoya (Lior)] that's so lame, if i get killed by something, i'd at least want it to be tangible

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] these shadows are tangible

[Mike] i dunno. at least then you have an excuse of why you lost.

[Sadoya (Lior)] needing an excuse for why you lost presupposes that you had a chance at winning

[Sadoya (Lior)] someting i assume i dont have

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] not if you're a goblin

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] that's why they always fight in hundreds

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] they're suicide bombers without the bombs

[Sadoya (Lior)] unless you're playing warcraft

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] though how fun would it be to put contingency spells into goblins that makes them explode into fireballs when they die?

[Sadoya (Lior)] great if you controlled an army of them and told them not to come back ever

[Sadoya (Lior)] you'd need to hope they dont go in for a hasty retread

[Sadoya (Lior)] retreat

[DM] I am back at the keyboard.

[DM] back

[Paul (John)] I have a baby in my hand, give me a moment

[DM] ok,

[DM] Lorie,

[Sadoya (Lior)] and come back to die next to you

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] eh, I wouldn't care

[DM] you need to update Patrice's XP total,

[DM] what level was she? 3rd?

[Sadoya (Lior)] also, you want to keep them in battles, and make sure they dont die of old age

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I'd be launching them by catapult :)

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] yes

[Sadoya (Lior)] awesome

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] like 3 at a time

[John] I am back at the keyboard.

[Paul (John)] would not work

[Paul (John)] i have contigency

[Paul (John)] you ould need make up a new spell other than fireball

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] why not?

[Paul (John)] the spell has to effect the person, not a aoe

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so you center it on yourself

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] just like mr would cancel out a fireball that is cast at a person, but not at an area

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] the target is the goblin

[Paul (John)] read the spell, ask bob. I would rule it will not work

[Paul (John)] mr is diffrent issue

[Sadoya (Lior)] mr?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I don't think you can cast it on someone else anyway

[DM] ok

[Mike] what about the one that's like a fireball that blasts out from the caster?

[DM] so the XP is awarded

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] but I'm sure with research you could make a spell that does that

[Paul (John)] magic resistance

[Sadoya (Lior)] ah

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] if it doesn't work, you research a spell that does :-P

[DM] doyou want to be here in this area to continue to explore

[DM] or move to a different area?

[Sadoya (Lior)] i was just following reign

[Paul (John)] yes, we can make a spell Goblin bomb

[DM] you still ahve lots to explore along this map

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] no no no I want to hear more about exploding goblins

[Paul (John)] I have a baby in my hand, give me a moment

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it gives the example of airy water working, which is an aoe spell

[DM] you are all in the room with the goblin corpses

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] sticky situation

[Sadoya (Lior)] can someone cast zone or sweet air in here or sometrhing, this places is gonna reek soon

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] but you can only cast it on yourself, but I'm sure there's a way to get around that

[Mike] i wanna rummage through the corpses. anything special?

[Paul (John)] thank you mike

[DM] nothing special on these, lots of misc copper pieces

[DM] and some junk

[DM] twigs

[DM] string

[Mike] right-o

[DM] etc.

[Paul (John)] i was a little tired from punching

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ohh! string!

[DM] it is a spell component

[Mike] well, paul, we don't want our head finger waggler to get too tired.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well, that was.... annoying

[DM] just woke up Fritz

[DM] and he will be with us in a second

[DM] anything else from anyone?

[Mike] can i have a pet dragyn?

[Lorie] I am away from the keyboard.

[DM] no

[DM] and not a dragon either

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] can I have a pet nishru?

[DM] no

[Fritz] I am back at the keyboard.

[DM] no matter what that is

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] hakeshar?

[Sadoya (Lior)] can i have shade as a pet?

[DM] yes

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I can have a hakeshar?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] neat

[DM] go ahead and pet her as much as you want

[Mike] how about a lich?

[Paul (John)] how are the trolls, any usuable parts left

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Hello

[Mike] i wanna pet lich. or better yet, a demilich!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] not after ya burn em

[DM] Lior, did you save anything for Paul?

[DM] before they were burned

[Sadoya (Lior)] only if you promise me they wont turn into trolls while we're sleeping

[Sadoya (Lior)] then we'll assume i saved him a heart

[Paul (John)] i promice

[DM] any parts you have will regen

[Sadoya (Lior)] or while we're awake or antyhing

[Sadoya (Lior)] so the heart will come back to life?

[Sadoya (Lior)] i want to understand what you mean by regen

[Sadoya (Lior)] just the part? or will a new troll grow out of it?

[DM] a whole new troll will regen

[Sadoya (Lior)] then no, i ain't got a thing for paul

[Paul (John)] so what good is troll blood?

[DM] troll blood is great

[DM] for a little while

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] anti-freeze

[Sadoya (Lior)] he's got his own troll whose heart he can have

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] gotta use your spiffy freeze spell

[DM] then it eventually regens into a new troll

[Paul (John)] if you have to destroy everything to kill it

[DM] it only last so long

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] so, what happens when you stick blood into a bottle? You get bottled troll?

[Sadoya (Lior)] yeah, like the little ships

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Back I see we are together again

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it only regens into a troll if there isn't a bigger part of troll somewhere

[DM] the biggest part left of an individual troll will regen

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Front, yes, we are back together.

[DM] so you need blood from a non dead troll

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] What was down the other way?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so, if you have an arm, drain the blood from it, the blod will stay blood while the arm turns to troll

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] how can the blood tell it's from a live troll or a dead troll?

[DM] magic

[Paul (John)] can I can deep freeze on the heart

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] magic

[DM] yes

[DM] to john

[DM] ok,

[DM] fritz, do your thing will ventrillo

[DM] and see how that works

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Oh sorry Cant

[DM] oh?

[DM] what happened?

[Paul (John)] so only one lior?

[Sadoya (Lior)] yeah, dont be greedy

[Sadoya (Lior)] :P

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so, we killin spiderfiends now?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Yes the IT guys never showed up. I cant get past my office firewall without their help

[Mike] okay.

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Nooooo ... don't kill SpiderMan! He's nice!

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Pissed me off

[Paul (John)] i was going to make you a potion, but now no potion for you!

[DM] nods, understand that

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] back of the line!

[Sadoya (Lior)] shit, i was just doing it to be nice

[Lorie] I am back at the keyboard.

[DM] you already killed the were spider

[Mike] can i get a potion?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] so then we won't be using this program this evening?

[Mike] what's it a potion of?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] no we didn't

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we turned him into a statue

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] there's a difference

[DM] grin

[Paul (John)] depends what you get for me

[Sadoya (Lior)] he's only mostly dead

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] They were supposed to come this afternoon but they didn't

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I see...

[Mike] i can give you elf blood.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you know what I want to do?

[Mike] or how about minotaur blood?

[Mike] i'll get you some of that.

[Paul (John)] that does not make anything good

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] have someone hold a bowl and then cast flesh to stone on them so I have a nice bird bath

[DM] and by the way fritz, we did find out that with close to 200 icons on the board lag was bad

[John] I am away from the keyboard.

[Mike] how about my charm and wit over dinner?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Paul, don't do it, you'll regret it

[Sadoya (Lior)] you're gonna let him charm you for dinner?

[Sadoya (Lior)] you must be hungry

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] So the more icons the more lag. makes sense

[Mike] over. not for.

[Mike] i'll wine and dine him then depending on how the evening goes, we can go out to a show or hit a tavern.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] okay bob, if no spiderfiends, what ARE we seeing?

[Sadoya (Lior)] over, below... doesn't matter where he is really when he's casting

[DM] waitng to here what you want to do

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] what do we see? I am confused

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] um... through the maze area?

[Mike] we just released the spiderfiends, fritz.

[DM] you are in this room with lots of goblin corpses

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] since down is apparently barred to us?

[Mike] we're waitign here for them to follow us up.

[DM] Fritz, did you finish the next level map?

[John] I am back at the keyboard.

[Paul (John)] lets go to the 5th level

[DM] any level that Fritz has ready we can use

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] that'll REALLY screw bob over

[DM] he has all the paper maps

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Yes I finished the next level I believe. If not we can do the parts I did finish

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] oooh oooh! lets go one level up

[DM] he could scan it in and send the boring jpg to me

[Sadoya (Lior)] yeah, lets go visit the dragon

[DM] so email it to me then Fritz,

[DM] so I can load it up for you guys

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] oh yeah! we could go see the shadow dragon

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I did you should have recieved it as spiderladylev 2a

[Paul (John)] I have a baby in my hand, give me a moment

[Sadoya (Lior)] do you have that on macro, john?

[Paul (John)] even the macros suck

[Paul (John)] yes

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah they do

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Did you find it Bob?

[DM] oh,

[DM] looking now, sorry

[DM] ok

[DM] got it and loaded it

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] there anything of note in the maze?

[Sadoya (Lior)] reign's brother

[DM] you did not look through the maze yet

[DM] you might assume that 150+ goblins did not leave much of consequence behind

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I will finish the other half of level 2 after we are done tonight, and I will finish level 3 this weekend.

[Sadoya (Lior)] or they were running from something

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] k, to the spider fiends!

[DM] they were running to the exit

[DM] you were blocking it

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I see Sadoya has a good thought

[Sadoya (Lior)] hm?

[Mike] just one

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah, us

[Sadoya (Lior)] i had a what now witha who?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] prolly shoulda saved one for a slave or something

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Let's go and examine the maze before we head downstairs

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] okay fine

[Sadoya (Lior)] does anyone have any challk?

[DM] John, by the way we need to look at that spell

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I think I do, why?

[Sadoya (Lior)] if we're going in a maze, we should get some chalk

[DM] you have a way huge number of hit points right now

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it's hardly a maze

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] It was called a maze because they didn't feel like mapping it

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] pretty much

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Besides I wont get lost

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] And I do carry chalk

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah, we've got a minotaur leading us

[Sadoya (Lior)] yeah, i guess minotaurs always know how to get out of mazes

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] they don't get lost in mazes

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Is Jessica with us tonight?

[DM] is that chalk or are you just happy to see me

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] no, she's got puter problems

[Sadoya (Lior)] no.. she's no longer with us

[Sadoya (Lior)] ...moment of silence..

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I would suggest removing her icon to help with any lag

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it'd be a more impressive moment of silence if you didn't announce it

[Sadoya (Lior)] shut up kid

[Sadoya (Lior)] no one asked you

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Where'd she go?

[DM] she did not go anywhere

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well, it's only really an issue if there's like 100 icons floating about

[DM] Patrice is here until you go back upstairs

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and it's still kylia's henchman

[DM] It is one of Kylia's followers

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so lorie gets to control him

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] her

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] whatever

[Sadoya (Lior)] they

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] That isn't what I asked... where'd Jessica go?

[DM] her computer lost its internet connection

[Sadoya (Lior)] the bathroom break from hell

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] said already

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] puter problems

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] What do you mean "Upstairs"? We are on the first level.

[DM] there is no upstairs at this point

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Also the only reason we have it is so Jessica has someone to play so we get used to her. It would be nice if you wouldn't make it a burden

[DM] no burden,

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] one fig isn't gonna make much of a diff

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ok just a suggestion. Lets move on then

[DM] so far seems to be no problem with lag,

[DM] moving on

[DM] down the hall to the left

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] now if lorie had ALL of her followers, we'd be revolting

[DM] you squish though

[DM] poop

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Lorie it is your henchman you keep up with it I guess then

[DM] and misc bodily fluids

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Yes Fritz, I'll do thusly

[DM] as you move through

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] glad I don't have to touch that stuff

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] but I'll cantrip clean anyone that asks

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Send me an email in the future on how you all killed the gobos

[Mike] death spell and hack and slash then shades.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] heroic fray, millions of attacks a round etc

[Paul (John)] i am not going into the mazw

[DM] ok,

[DM] hold on here

[DM] so at this point

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] it's hardly a maze, just a whole bunch of rooms that we didn't bother to map because they were boring

[DM] you can tell that the goblins were milling about in the next set of rooms

[DM] lots of small spaces

[DM] lots of doors

[DM] no unusual sounds coming out of the area

[DM] although the doors are appareently closed

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I will attempt a sniff test

[DM] I will bring up the obscurement

[DM] to test that for lag, just hold a second please

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Roll #1: (d100) [91] 91

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Lots of stink

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I am blind

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] no, I can't see you know

[Sadoya (Lior)] we all are

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] blinded by the smell

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] sing with m

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] me

[Sadoya (Lior)] lit up like a...

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] "blinded by the smell"

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] "Gob in the middle of flight"

[DM] oik

[DM] now how is the lag for you guys?

[Paul (John)] i will guard the rear

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] kk

[BiBo!!!] I am away from the keyboard.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] don't ask

[Mike] don't tell

[DM] honestly lorie, does it add to your lag

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I will nick name Paul...Butt Boy" since he likes the rear so much

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] yes

[DM] ok,

[DM] how was that?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] good

[DM] after moving everone

[DM] did that work better?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Leave ButtBoy with the funny hat behind. It was laggy

[DM] ok,

[BiBo!!!] I am back at the keyboard.

[DM] trying another thing then

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] a whole lot of blackness

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] oh, there we go.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] It looks like Paul is showing us the way out of the colon

[Sadoya (Lior)] you have experience with this fritz?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I will change his name to "Rectum Man"

[DM] gerbiling

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he IS a doctor...

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Yep

[Sadoya (Lior)] you unlucky fool

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] That is it!!!! Sadoya

[DM] let fritz tell you all about that particular habit

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Paul will now be our official Duke of Gerbil

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] We shall all call him Gerbil from now on

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::peers ahead:: we there yet?

[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm gonna nap in the backseat for a while.. wake me up when i need to swing my sword at stuff

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] bob says the maze is empty, back to someplace that isnt

[DM] so far no sign of a living thing

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] If you look at his icons face it looks as if he is trying to take a crap anyway

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] to the spider fiends!!!

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] if no spider fiends, then to thedd!!!

[Sadoya (Lior)] can't we see the spider friends instead?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I will check the first door

[Sadoya (Lior)] they sound much more... peaceful

[Sadoya (Lior)] only one letter differene really

John has left the game.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Locked or not?

[Sadoya (Lior)] difference

[DM] unlocked

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] they sound like a reject 50's cartoon

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] As long as it isn't the Legion of Spiderdoom

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Accck You think he didn't like me calling him "Gerbil"?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I open the door

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] how come the legion of doom isn't a legion? there's only like 10 of em

[DM] lots of filth in this room

[DM] from goblins living there

[DM] but no sign of living things

John has joined the game.

[Sadoya (Lior)] yeah, but ten of them... power of ten people each, cuz that's the standard for superheores

[DM] appears that

Reign Tandem (Fritz) loooks behind him...."Anyone coming?

[Mike] 'just buttboy.

[DM] they used this area for living quarters

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] lex luthor doesn't have the power of 10 people

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he just has money

[DM] and the big room for sleeping

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he's the batman of super villians

John is receiving the map...

[Sadoya (Lior)] he's got the financial power of ten men

John has received the map.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Open door above me

John is now controling Paul

[Sadoya (Lior)] money goes a hell of a long way... especiallly when you can freakn' buy kryptonite

[DM] small area, once again,

[DM] similar story

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah well anyone and their mom who fights superman can get their hands on kryptonite

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] open door

[Sadoya (Lior)] i doubt my mom could

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you fighting superman?

[DM] I bet your mom coudl fight superman

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Anything in room?

[DM] nope

[DM] more doors

[DM] more filth

[DM] more stench

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Open top door

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Room?

[DM] yeap

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] same?

[DM] yeap

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] who is moving me?

[Sadoya (Lior)] can we just skip to the room that isn't the same?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] open door to left of me

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] bob

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ahhh

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] feel free to direct any wrath at him

[DM] using you like a lamp to wave around sorry about that Lorie

[Sadoya (Lior)] or wraith for that matter

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Same?

[DM] nods

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yeah, but wrath is more readily available than wraiths

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] unless we go to thedd

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] next room then

[DM] each small room seems to be filled with one to four bedding piles

[DM] and misc goblin articfacts

[DM] the bigger ones hold more stuff

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] cool! we have goblin artifacts!

[DM] there is no disernable

[DM] place where they used as a latrine

[Sadoya (Lior)] yey a snake... scale

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I want the eye of Twofoot

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] next room

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] same?

[John] I am back at the keyboard.

[Paul (John)] yes

[DM] and,

[DM] continueing?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] yes to the left

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so how powerful ARE goblin artifacts anyway?

[Mike] about as powerful as your average toddler's toy.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] some of those have pretty nasty warnings on em

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] same?

[DM] yeap

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] may be harmful if swallowed, etc

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] next door

[Sadoya (Lior)] wont make you fly

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] same?

[DM] nods,

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] next door

[DM] so far all are filled with goblin discards

[DM] things that they did not think important to take with them

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and if a goblin doesn't think it's important, you KNOW it must be nasty

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] same?

[DM] actaully nothing in this space, too small for even golins

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] next door

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] to the right

[DM] John, what are you trying to do?

[DM] why are you just dancing in place?

[Paul (John)] i am pacing

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] lol

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] He is Gerbling

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] He is the Duke of Gerbil

[Paul (John)] on guard duty

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] that sounds fun :)

[DM] ok, so I will not keep accepting moves for you

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] same?

[DM] ually have bedding again

[Paul (John)] twiddle twiddle with sleeping baby in one arm

[DM] ajdf;lkasfjd

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] next door

[DM] sorry, toggled something just a sec

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::pulls out her cards and offers them to paul:: care for a game of tarot go fish?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Accckkk I am covered by the Butt of Darkness

[Paul (John)] only if its a deck of many things

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] no, but when I get one, I'll play russian roullette with you

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Acckkk stop the Butt

[Paul (John)] deal

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] The Butt grows

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Elandar has been engulfed by the Butt

[Mike] damnit

[Mike] i hate it when that happens

[Lorie] I am away from the keyboard.

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] don't we have a wand of wonder somewhere?

Reign Tandem (Fritz) swings wildly at the Butt of Darkness

[Paul (John)] not that i know

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] the but leaves

[DM] ok,

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] darn, we coulda used one of those to play

[DM] better now

[DM] it was something I toggled on the keyboard

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] go down

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Dont toggle the Butt key Bob

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Same?

[DM] yeap

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] move down

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] If we can

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Same?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] move down

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yay, bob futzed

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] hello?

[DM] back

[DM] and still crap

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Did you wash your hands after you futzed and crapped?

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you know, if you all insist on trudging through feces, I'm gonna have to stop cleaning you guys off with cantrip

[DM] washing is for sissies

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] move down

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] If we can

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Same?

[DM] nods

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] instead I'll teleport you to a volcano somewhere so that the heat can sterilize you

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf follows Reign Tandem.

[DM] a horrible stench

[DM] a pile of dead bodies in here

[DM] mostly goblins

[DM] but some wolves

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Is that where you are or in the game?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] oh sorry

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we really need to get an otylugh around in here

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Without going thru them any obvious cause of death?

[DM] none

[DM] all are hacked

[Mike] asphyxiation

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Next room

[Shade (BiBo!!!)] hey bob? how much does a pet otylugh cost?

[DM] with mulitple cuts, but nothing like missing heads or the like

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] kk

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] room?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] is there lag?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] minor

[DM] and so where too?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I assume if there you are moving us there is nothing of import in the room

[Mike] go north

[DM] yes

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] bottom door

[Mike] yer other north

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ok up

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ooohhh big lag

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] not for me but for Booby

[Paul (John)] you should have tracked tosee where the bodies died

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I track by scent

[Paul (John)] otay

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] hello

[Paul (John)] hello....

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Booby?

BiBo!!! has joined the game.

Mike has joined the game.

Mike is receiving the map...

Mike has received the map.

BiBo!!! has left the game.

Fritz has joined the game.

BiBo!!! has joined the game.

Fritz is receiving the map...

Fritz has received the map.

[BiBo!!!] ::casts clear-out-the-darn-maze-so-we-can-move-to-somewhere-that-actually-has-something-in-it"

BiBo!!! is receiving the map...

BiBo!!! has received the map.

Fritz is now controling Reign Tandem

Sean has joined the game.

[BiBo!!!] bob, make a save vs spell

[DM] made it

[BiBo!!!] darn

[BiBo!!!] ::goes back to pacing with paul::

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ready to move Booby?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Elandar turn off your follow

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf no longer follows Reign Tandem.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] move to door to the right

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] open

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] move up

Sean is receiving the map...

Sean has received the map.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] move up if nada in room

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] move left

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] left door

[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf follows Reign Tandem.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] left door

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] left door

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] bottom door

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] anything?

[DM] nope

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] move up

[DM] alll still just goblin junk

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] move up

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Anything?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] move up

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Anything?

[DM] nada

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Is that a door?

[DM] nods

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] move up

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] move up

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Hello?

[DM] big time lag

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] kk

[DM] on my machine only it appears

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Anything?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] move right

[DM] nothing

[DM] ok, Fritz are you trying to move your icon? maybe we are both trying to move it at the same time

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Nope I am not trying to move it

[DM] ok

[DM] will try again now

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Anything?

[DM] huge lag

[DM] not sure what is wrong

[DM] think it is trying to send out to Fritz is the problem

[DM] his connection is listed at about 3-5 times slower then the others

[BiBo!!!] ?

[Sean] Fritz's computer doesn't like Bob's computer

Mike has left the game.

[DM] Mike is at 231

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] send what out to me?

[DM] and Fritz is at 1482

[DM] so when I make a change tothe map

[DM] it takes that long for it to send it out

[DM] so I can do the next action

[DM] fritz is now at 3145

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] move down then. You are at 875

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] you vary from 2250 or less, others are less

ANGUS has joined the game.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bibo is less than you ae

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] so is sean

[DM] nods

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] they are in the 200 - 300 range

[DM] something is wacky here late at night

[DM] Lorie gave up on us

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] but they are in the same network as you so that makes no sense

[DM] nods

[DM] I know

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] even mike has a better connection than you do

[DM] yeap

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Seans is the best at 120

[Mike] cool.

[Mike] go old and slow

Lior has joined the game.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] ok move to the bottom left door bob

[DM] I show mike at 310, sean at 200, bibo at 300, and Fritz at 872

[DM] and now lior at 1643

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Same here bob

Lior is receiving the map...

[BiBo!!!] I show you all at doing nothing

Lior has received the map.

[BiBo!!!] fix that

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I get the exact same readings

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] if nothing here move to the room down

[DM] and my memory just dropped from 180+ to 71

[DM] grr

[DM] nothing in this room

[BiBo!!!] that's great, now that upper right part?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Anything in the center room?

[BiBo!!!] he said nothing

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] kk

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] All the way to the top

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I have a question near the garbage collector what does that number say for you all?

[Sean] Fritz, have anything else running besides kLoOge?

[DM] mine is right now at 71 of 245

[BiBo!!!] 31 out of 127

[Sean] Because your connection is swamped.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Nope. Why does mine say 31 of 58 then?

[Sean] Fritz, I did a traceroute to your system. The hop right before yours has a 47ms response time. At your hop, it's 550ms

[Sean] well, now it seems to be cleared up ...

[Sean] at least from what I can see ...

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] The highest it has ever been is 48 of 64 so I don't know what that means

[BiBo!!!] Shade: Witch's curse: The witch curses you. For the next 24 hours: (1d8) [2] 2 -- A random stat goes down by 3

[Sean] that's memory usage (lower right hand corner of the kLoOge window, right/)

[BiBo!!! (to GM only)] Shade: Witch's curse: The witch curses you. For the next 24 hours: (1d8) [7] 7 -- You lose a hitpoint per hour.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Why do you all have higher memories than I do

[Sean] I'm talking about network response

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] yes

[Sean] well, I'm currently at 23MB out of 56MB (memory wise)

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] How do you measure network responce?

[Sean] I'm running a program called "traceroute" from my colocated server

[Sean] it traces the network route between the machine it's run from and the target machine.

[Lior] brb

[Sean] and records how long each hop takes

[Lior] I am away from the keyboard.

[Lior] I am back at the keyboard.

[Lior] I am away from the keyboard.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] The only other thing on my system at the moment is my antivirus software

[Sean] Hmmm ...

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] It isn't running just on

[Sean] well, Bob's computer is having a hell of a time keeping up now ... it's slowing down for some reason

[BiBo!!!] night ma peoples

[Sean] and for some reason, the kLoOge traffic is taking quite a bit of time to get to you and back

[Fritz] I am back at the keyboard.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] have him turn off the darkness

BiBo!!! has left the game.

Mike has left the game.

[Sean] well ... perhaps we can try next week ... looksl ike Bob called the gam eon account of networking issues ...

[Fritz] I am back at the keyboard.

[DM] well,

[DM] we seem to be at a good stopping point anyway

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Wait I want to save my character so I can work on it

[DM] I think we can say that we have cleared out this portion of the dungeon

[DM] and youa re ready for the next level now

[DM] go ahead and save Fritz

[DM] and I will move everyone off of this map

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] done

[DM] and onto the next level one

[DM] have a great night Fritz

[Sean] bye y'all

Sean has left the game.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] bye

[DM] talk to you later on this weekend or early next week

Fritz has left the game.

Lior has left the game.