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Mar 25 05

Fritz has joined the game

[Fritz] Howdy

[DM] hello

[DM] how are you tonight

[Fritz] Good and how was your week?

[DM] I am very tired

[Fritz] how is that lovely wife of yours? Sorry to hear that

[DM] but that is mostly being restless, not having Nyrma around, and the new dog we are babysitting

[DM] she is back as of this morning

[Fritz] where was she?

[DM] she is not quite happy, had a rough time in Puerto Rico this past week

[Fritz] Oh sorry to hear that as well

[DM] yeah, well things will be better

Fritz is receiving the map...

Fritz has received the map.

[Fritz] I made a mistake last week

[DM] with what?

[Fritz] My spell

[Fritz] In the first round I should get 2 blasts off on fast then one each phase, on the second round and every round after I should get a blast off starting on very fast. Not 5 blasts off on fast as I did

[DM] ok

[DM] still disrupts her spell (the enemy)

[DM] so does nto affect the overall result

[DM] she would not have gotten her protection up

[DM] to stop the damage

[Fritz] Yes but it still was wrong none the less, and I will remember that in the future as we test these combat styles out

[DM] oh, and I have a cool idea for a new dungeon

[DM] Time lords,

[Fritz] Really so do I. what is yours?

[DM] you get your charater sheets

[DM] with stuff already done to it

[DM] spells gone,

[DM] damgae

[DM] etc.

[DM] and you go "backwards" in the dungeon

[DM] trying to fugure out what you used when to get to where you are now

[Fritz] Now that sounds sweet

[DM] so that when you Finish the dungeon you are at teh entrance, will all your hitpoints and spells

[DM] will be a fun thing to work out, then play

[DM] have a map already, and some basic notes,

[DM] it came to me while I was at a seminar the other day, bored out of my mind

[DM] and I have been working with another 2nd ed Dm up in MD

[Fritz] Hmmmm I understand the beginning concept but not the ending. I don't know why you would have all your hit points and spells back, but I am sure you will work that out

[DM] she is working on som etuff

[DM] everything is in reverse,

[DM] you find your selff minus one fireball spell

[DM] as you go through the dungeon,

[DM] you need to figure out when you cast the fireball spell. (in essence casting it again in teh past)

[DM] to find your way out

[Fritz] hmmm. Interesting.

[DM] ever seen Momento?

[Fritz] No

[DM] watch it

[DM] fun movie

[DM] he takes lots of polaroids becuase he has lost his short term memory

[DM] so every day he goes over his photos, trying to piece together what happened

[DM] and has to start every day over again

[Fritz] ok. I thought of a movie script last night after reading the bible.

[Fritz] It is based on the story of David

[DM] hasn't that been done?

[DM] tease

[Fritz] hahaha

[DM] by the way

[Fritz] But instead of being in Isreal it would be in a fantasy world

[DM] the Note taker icon is on the map for you

[Fritz] I saw that why?

[DM] Lex and I have been doing a rolepaly in Judeah

[DM] after king solomon,

[DM] in the old testement times,

[DM] fighting the Asyrians

[DM] etc.

[DM] meeting Greek Doctors

[Fritz] Cool how is she? Haven't seen her around

[DM] she is struggling a bit

[Fritz] Stay away from Greek Doctors they are freaks!!!

[DM] but overall just like any 20 year old

[DM] but the note taker [Fritz] Aren't they all.

[DM] is for you to make those notes

[DM] liek you posted

[DM] and any comments that you want everyoen to have access to

[DM] anyone can look, make notations, add a tab, etc.

mikE has joined the game

[Fritz] Now that is a very good idea. Thanks Bob

[DM] or use it to wave around as a light source,

[DM] hello Mike

[mikE] morning

[Fritz] Hiya Mike

[mikE] now, to get looting!

[DM] by the way I did reset the XP

Mobuto (Fritz) is now controlling Mobuto

Ailea Morakenn (Fritz) is now controlling Ailea Morakenn

[mikE] oh great.

[DM] to include the last figth

Moradred (Fritz) is now controlling Moradred

[mikE] so that means we lost the 300 xp we've gained since starting klooge?

[DM] yeah yeah

Moraleodred (Fritz) is now controlling Moraleodred

[DM] go look at your sheet

mikE is receiving the map...

mikE has received the map.

[DM] going to go get a drink, be back in a few

[DM] I am away from the keyboard.

[mikE] wow. we got xp.

[Fritz] Sweet XP

[mikE] nice email, fritz

[Fritz] Thanks

[mikE] through i was hardly leading the party.

[Fritz] yes you were

[mikE] i think you almost had a little too much fun with that

[Fritz] Looking

[Fritz] Looking forward to tonight

[Fritz] my dog is trying to type

[mikE] what kind of dog?

[Fritz] He keeps hitting the keyboard. Peke pom, part pekenese part pomeranian, mostly pekeneese

[mikE] okay.

[Fritz] But I agree with you time to get to lootin' !!

[mikE] so we going to finish this up tonight?

[Fritz] Hopefuly

[mikE] we've got 7 rooms probably?

[mikE] or 9.

[Fritz] Plus the Chaos Lords still to defeat

[mikE] not sure we actually have to fight them.

[mikE] it's probably like the aniversarry game.

[mikE] find the keys, and stop the door from opening.

[Fritz] Yea you may be correct.

[DM] I am back at the keyboard.

[Fritz] Or find the key open the door and kill what is inside is my guess

BiBo!!! has joined the game

[DM] actually find keys so you get down tehre

[mikE] Damnit BiBo!!!

[DM] everything you need is somewhere on this level

[Fritz] Hiya bibo you made it...to early thoughy

[DM] still 333 if not one else

[BiBo!!!] what bob said

[DM] if you notice I have been giving that out

[mikE] there goes xp

[Fritz] AFK feed dog time

[Fritz] I am away from the keyboard.

[DM] looks at your XP totals

[BiBo!!!] afk a bit, gonna make me some dinner before we get started

[DM] good

[mikE] if fritz is afk and bibo's making dinner, can i get full 1000 early xp?

[DM] Fin is slowly moving

[DM] lol

[DM] no, not unless you want to go up aginst teh next room without them

[DM] Fin is slowly moving up the XP chart

[mikE] i'll procrastinate until they actually get back to the computer.

[DM] over halfway now

[DM] I am looking over teh notes now

[DM] to answer questions

[DM] at 7

[DM] you can loot and ask starting then

[mikE] i hope bibo has an updated party pack.

[mikE] i don't even have my laptop with me to look at it.

[DM] that is another resson to use the Note Taker

[DM] or the Scroll

[mikE] yeah, but we might need to know what's in it.

BiBo!!! has left the game

[DM] there you go, now you have both

[DM] do you want to carry it?

[mikE] why not

[DM] done

Sean has joined the game

[DM] on the button

[mikE] so we get xp, right?

[DM] sory mike

[mikE] no no, it's 7:01

[mikE] and bibo left

[DM] lol

[mikE] so either way you look at it, xp

[Fritz] I am back at the keyboard.

[Fritz] Dern you Sean

[Sean] No, I have 19:00:48

[DM] he counts, and my watch says he logged on at 7:00

[DM] see he admits to it

[mikE] see? he missed the cutoff by 48 seconds!

[Fritz] Honey nut cheerios and tequilla don't mix

[DM] breakfast of druken mexicans

[mikE] tequilla doesn't mix with anything.

[mikE] including stomach acid.

[Sean] Jessica won't be joining us tonight ... still no Internet

[DM] damn

[Fritz] Bummer

[Sean] I am away from the keyboard.

[DM] I would go crazy without

[Fritz] But for those of you who missed or SLEPT through last week we had a blast

[DM] it was good,

[Fritz] Yea, shouldn't we get exp since he was actually asleep?

mikE points and laughs at sean

[DM] how should I treat Jess for tonight for attendance wise?

[DM] we have not had this problem before

[Fritz] Miss is a miss

[mikE] yup.

[Sean] I am back at the keyboard.

[Fritz] and a Mrs is a Mrs so Mrs wins and she Misses

[Sean] What's the problem?

[mikE] you've docked my attendence despite my lack of internet.

[DM] attendance record

[Fritz] And you didn't dock Sean's attendance despite his lack of awakeness

[DM] but you chose to go there

[mikE] i need to put bibo into the hospital or something.

[mikE] i think that's the only way i'll ever get one of the thingies.

[DM] burn his house down

[DM] oh

[Sean] well, I was physically at his house

[Sean] (Bob's house) last week

[mikE] no no, i already tried that.

[Sean] Mentally ... that's a different issue

[DM] Sean did try last week

[DM] he commented a couple of times

[Fritz] mentally we are never really all there any way

[DM] but crashed before hand

[Fritz] Snort isn't a comment Bob

[DM] early on he was semi coherent

[DM] how is the back Sean?

[Sean] fine.

[Fritz] Yeah how are you feeling this week?

[Sean] Doesn't hurt at all now

[Fritz] Good

[Fritz] BTW my spell lasts for 24 rounds in case we run into anything soon

[Moraleodred (Fritz) (to GM only)] Character sheet for Moraleodred modified: Personal Information -

[Moradred (Fritz) (to GM only)] Character sheet for Moradred modified: Personal Information -

[DM] so onto the looting

[DM] what are you guys doing

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz) (to GM only)] Character sheet for Ailea Morakenn modified: Personal Information -

[DM] now that you have a thief to shcet things

[DM] check

[Mobuto (Fritz) (to GM only)] Character sheet for Mobuto modified: Personal Information -

[Fritz] I detect magic

[mikE] hey thief, go get us our loot

[Mobuto (Fritz)] I detect magic

E. L. Fudge (Sean) goes to loot the bodies

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] hmmm ... nothing interesting ... 8-P

[Mobuto (Fritz)] I will tell him all I see that is magical as he picks things up

E. L. Fudge (Sean) says, quickly stuffing his pockets.

[Mobuto (Fritz)] BTW put the fudge packer...stuffer... on the map Bob

[Sean] I am away from the keyboard.

[DM] two handed sword, broardsword, broach, 5 holy symbols, and a glowing chest that you found in teh room the first time

[DM] that is the magic

[DM] the rest is some bits of ancient gold pieces (less than 100 in all)

[DM] Room 18 has the chest, will go put it in there now for you

[Mobuto (Fritz)] What item was he trying to activate when I was watchinghim Bob?

[Mobuto (Fritz)] What items came from which characters?

[mikE] nothing good.

[mikE] bob always stiffs us

[Fritz] Reina had the glowing chest....

[DM] the two swords are from teh fighters obviously

[DM] the broah is from the cleric

Lorie has joined the game

[Fritz] Hiya Lorie!!

[DM] welcome Lorie

[mikE] hi lor

[Lorie] Evening

Lorie is receiving the map...

Lorie has received the map.

[Fritz] What kind of armor were they wearing? Remember it damaged us? Was that a spell that I don't see on them now, or at least when we battled them this time?

[DM] it was the holy symbols

[DM] not the actual armor

[Mobuto (Fritz)] ahhhhhh

[DM] they have nice, but not magical armor

[DM] platemail (on the 3 figthers) and chain on the cleric

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Hmmm well I guess it is time to go and look at the chest

[mikE] that means you, sean

[DM] when he comes back

[DM] are you taking those swords and broach?

[Mobuto (Fritz) (to GM only)] Roll #1: (d100) [1] 1

[Mobuto (Fritz) (to GM only)] Roll #1: (d100) [37] 37

[Mobuto (Fritz)] May I take a close look at the holy symbols and the broach as well to determine what type of magic they may hold?

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Bien sur

[DM] the broach of shielding

[DM] 34 points left

[DM] the holy symbols burn you for (1d10) [1] 1 as you examine them closely

[DM] you don't touch them after the first one

[Mobuto (Fritz)] How about a chaotic person try and touch them

[DM] Mobuto's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 11 (-1) - Lightly Wounded

[Mobuto (Fritz)] I am neutral

[DM] nods,

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Fin are you chaotic?

[mikE] okay, so i'll grab one up

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Kool

[DM] no damage,

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Suwheat

[DM] but you feel like it is not quite a good fit

[Mobuto (Fritz)] How about you Wilson what is your alignment?

[Lorie] NG

[Finglass (mikE)] here, imp, catch.

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Same as mine then

Finglass (mikE) throws the symbol at mobuto

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Ha....dodges as he pretends to catch a symbol

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Nice try

Mobuto (Fritz) makes a mental note to write something bad in his memoirs about elven archers!!!

[Finglass (mikE)] Well, shall we try the next door?

[DM] and everyoen should use the Notetaker icon to record your comments, if desired

[Finglass (mikE)] There's one right there we havn't opened.

[DM] want to move to that room to check out the chest? or wait for the thief

[Fritz] The chest got to feel the chest, Never move to the rest of the goodies unless you scope out the chest first

[Fritz] Well that was my moto in high school anyway

[DM] I know you want my goodies, becasue you talk about it

[DM] gets you all hot and bothered

[Fritz] My Goodies

[Fritz] oooh

[DM] the things I know

[DM] shakes my head

[Fritz] hunk a hunk a burning love

[Finglass (mikE)] now, if fritz and bob would stop the homo erotic play.... this isn't vampire, guys.

[Fritz] Wooops sorry

[DM] you just need to acept your self for what you are elf boy

[DM] grin

[Fritz] Lets at least look at the chest...put the rest of the stuff in the "tree of taking notes"

[Fritz] Yea you fairy

[DM] ok

[DM] moving along now

[DM] door in front of you? large red metal doors,

[DM] you do not have the key

BiBo!!! has joined the game

[Fritz] How many magic broad swords?

[DM] you need to find another of those arrow head things if it is like the other one

[DM] one broadsword

[BiBo!!!] somethin up with klooge?

[BiBo!!!] no games are on

[DM] no, not that I know of

[DM] but that could be there server,

[DM] their

[DM] and a two handed sword

[BiBo!!!] I allowed to take in the map then?

[DM] sure

BiBo!!! is receiving the map...

BiBo!!! has received the map.

[DM] will even put you on it

[Note Taker (Fritz) (to GM only)] Character sheet for Note Taker modified: Equipment - ADDED: 5 chaos holy symbols, . ADDED: Magic broach of shielding 34 charges chaos dungeon, . ADDED: magic broad sword from chaos dungeon, . ADDED: MAgic 2 handed sword from chaos dungeon, .

[BiBo!!!] helps I suppose

BiBo!!! is receiving the map...

BiBo!!! has received the map.

[DM] remember to reduce when the spell ends up Fritz

[Fritz] AFK PPT (puppy potty time)

[DM] so we can shrink your icons back to normal size

[Fritz] I am away from the keyboard.

[DM] so Lorie

[DM] thoughts

[DM] Mike? anything before Marco finds out you are planning a second attempt at arson?

[BiBo!!!] what's this note taker thing that looks like a treant?

[DM] for taking notes,

[DM] Fritz just added some there

[DM] kind of a Party Log book

[Lorie] I'm not planning anything, don't put me in the kool-aid

[DM] simialr to the party pack, but can be used as a light source to wave around to show where you have been

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] any reason why the log book is a treant as opposed to say, oh I dunno, a book?

[DM] so you would not confuse it with your spell books

[DM] and how many Treants do you encounter

[Finglass (mikE)] besides the one that lives in the backyard now?

[DM] exactly

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] I've yet to see a spell book sitting around, so I've yet to be confused. besides, shouldn't that just be in the tree anyway and not on the actual map?

[DM] if it is on the map you can use it for the torch effect, etc, if only in the tree then you can do that

[DM] but if it clutters things we can try that out also

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] heh, k

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] so what's this about blowing things up?

[Finglass (mikE)] we're going to blow you up

[Finglass (mikE)] just for shits and giggles. hope you don't mind.

[DM] March and he is trygin to figure out how to make you miss one or two games

[DM] rather than waiting till november and slipping something into your turkey

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ha

[DM] so Lorie, or Marco do you either have the desire to run the next Guest DM spot?

[Lorie] no interest here

[DM] hwo are the little ones Lor?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] when you planning for that?

[Finglass (mikE)] when we finish this. in about a year...

[DM] I was thinking April or May

[DM] finsish this,

[Lorie] fine thanks.

[DM] and did Paul have that conversation yet?

[DM] after we finish this, deal with Roadhaven issues, then do the Guest DM,

[Lorie] waiting on a date Bob

[DM] and then I have a new small dungeon, promise small, only like 4 rooms

[DM] then Thedd I am hoping

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] okay so that shoudl take about 4 weeks then

[Finglass (mikE)] yup.

[Finglass (mikE)] so look! door!

Finglass (mikE) points at the door in front of them

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] it locked/trapped?

[DM] look up there Mike, you don't have the key to this one, it is like the other red metal doors you have found

[Finglass (mikE)] so look! door!

Finglass (mikE) points to one of the other doors we see

[Finglass (mikE)] better?

[DM] you need one of those arrow head things, each one opens one door once

[DM] so you need to find another key to open this one with

[Finglass (mikE)] door!

[DM] based on your exerpeince so far

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] or we could have fudge try his luck, he opened at least one of em

[DM] there always could be secret doors, of course

[Finglass (mikE)] probably 2 more doors

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] so what was in this glowing chest that looks suspiciously like a book?

[Fritz] I am back at the keyboard.

[Fritz] Howdy

[Fritz] Anyone for checking out the magic glowing chest?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] and did we get mage chick's spell book?

[Fritz] Lots o loot

[Fritz] Not yet again....lots o loot

[Fritz] In magic glowing chest

[Finglass (mikE)] i'd rather not... but i think sean's dead again

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] I say we check that out before we go opening all these doors, might have one of the arrows inside

[Fritz] Can we go look at magic glowing chest

[Fritz] 8^)

[Finglass (mikE)] go for it

[Finglass (mikE)] you can move yourself.

[Fritz] BTW how long do the enlarge spells last? Ailea didn't bring along a wonder bra!

[Fritz] Not that she even bothers to wear a top

[Fritz] But she just turned 16 thanks to that haste spell

[Fritz] and you know she is developing a bit more

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] enlarge lasts 5 rds per lvl, so 45 rds

Mobuto (Fritz) looks at glowing chest

Mobuto (Fritz) (not Ailea's)

[Fritz] oh wait that is gRowing not gLowing

Mobuto (Fritz) looks at glowing chest

[Mobuto (Fritz)] hello Booby

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] so is it a magical glowing or like a phosphorescent glowing?

[DM] you did not ask questin

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Glowing chest

[DM] what about it

[Mobuto (Fritz)] What kind of magic?

[Mobuto (Fritz) (to GM only)] Roll #1: (d100) [90] 90

[DM] magic glowing chest, protection magic,

[Finglass (mikE)] you know, we've been waiting for you for a while bob

[DM] is the obvious guess

[Mobuto (Fritz)] That is all I can tell you

[Finglass (mikE)] fritz did say he was looking at it

[DM] you have not said you were doing anything

[DM] looking, seeing what I told you

[DM] am only repeating

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Any glyphs?

[Finglass (mikE)] is it locked?

[DM] you want to touch it?

[DM] and no glyph that is activated by you seein git

[Mobuto (Fritz)] magical writings?I can see those

[DM] none so far

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] btw, can I get a count of what spells have been casted so I know how many spells I have left?

[DM] all of the Marco

[Mobuto (Fritz)] haste and stone skin x 2

[Mobuto (Fritz)] plus enlarge x 2

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] 1 haste, 2 stoneskins and 2 enlarges, gotcha

[DM] just got off the phone with Jess, she was trying to talk me into letting Marco run Laila for you guys

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] and?

[DM] I said no

[DM] of course

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Booby said no

[DM] although without a thief the chest and doors can be a problem

[DM] but I await your idea

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Where the hell is Sean?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] heh, okie. btw, has it been a week since we first started this dungeon? I forget how many days we waited before going back in

[Mobuto (Fritz)] 4

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] reading order of the stick probably

[DM] the calendar event on teh left are correct

[DM] with current dates

[Mobuto (Fritz)] it is the 2nd day of the 5th month

[DM] I have it set to auto date from the text file I change that as we go along

[Sean] I am back at the keyboard.

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] okay, here I am.

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Sorry about that ...

[Finglass (mikE)] constipated?

[DM] feel better?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] No, just a bit stressed from work.

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Packer?

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Sorry to hear that

[DM] anything in particular?

[Mobuto (Fritz)] kill something always makes you feel better

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Eh ... co-worker who doesn't seem to "get it" half the time.

[DM] hey, my drink holder broke!

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] where "get it" coul dbe how DNS works, or the web server works, etc.

[Mobuto (Fritz)] We have a chest that could use your skillful touch

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] okay.

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] I'll check it for traps.

[DM] leave her out of this

[Mobuto (Fritz)] My drink holder is my hand

[E. L. Fudge (Sean) (to GM only)] E. L. Fudge: Traps: (1d100) [74] 74 -- Traps don't bother me!

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] I have a laptop, my drink holder is more of a coaster really

[DM] dman, now how did I get it to work that time? do you guys see that threatened area?

[DM] arond the chest, from Fudge?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] What threatened area?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] nope

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] (perhaps I should load the map?)

[Finglass (mikE)] my drink holder is my wench

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] got a wench standy did ya mike?

[DM] lol, as Mo suddenly moves away

Sean is receiving the map...

Sean has received the map.

[Mobuto (Fritz)] muhahah

[Mobuto (Fritz)] I am a mage not damage control

[DM] anyone want to be in this room, out of this room,

[DM] etc.

[DM] put your selves there please

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] we're behind you fudge

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] way behind you

[DM] smiles

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] in the other room even

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] heh

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Yenh

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Certainly

[Finglass (mikE)] damn norton...

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] So Bob ... I rolled ... did I find anything?

[Finglass (mikE)] of course, it's usually great timing since i'm not usually here.

[DM] and yes there is a trap

[DM] and it is locked as well

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] (I also assume that my icon is next to the chest in question)

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] ah. What type of trap?

[DM] yes to that Fudge

[DM] non magical

[DM] triggered upon opening the chest

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] figures my norton would go off as soon as you mention it mike

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Bob my HP is up to 12 by now

[DM] it is inside

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] inside the chest? Curious ...

[DM] Mobuto's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 12 (1) - Unharmed

[DM] Mobuto: Attack #1: Roman Candle multiple: (16-(d20+9)-1) [16-(18+9)-1] -12 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] [CRITICAL MISS ]

[DM] my bad

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Do I get an indication of the nature of the trap? Does it shoot something into the face?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Or release something?

[DM] hard to tell, you believe release something, not sure if it is dart, gas, etc.

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] ah

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] I can cast another bless if you like?

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] Will that help?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] don't suppose anyone has zone of sweet air available to them?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Hmm ... probably not (atready at 95%)

[DM] Finglass and Wilson should move near by I would think

[DM] does Fin have Zone?

[Finglass (mikE)] should we?

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] Probably a gas attack. I could also summon a wind servant or maybe wilson could? Can you summon a wind servant wilson?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Zone of sweet air, or some type of face armor would be nice

[Finglass (mikE)] what level is zone?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] 2 maybe?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] I don't remember

[DM] ToM

[DM] or in the printout I gave you

[Finglass (mikE)] what school?

[DM] sphere, not school

[Finglass (mikE)] don't have any pritout, or books

[Finglass (mikE)] and whatever.

[Finglass (mikE)] i don't see it on my list

[Finglass (mikE)] though i would have thought it would be elemental air

[DM] 3rd level priest

[DM] wards

[Finglass (mikE)] ah. well, no, then.

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Greetings and Salutations, Lorie.

[Finglass (mikE)] would any air spells work?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] I could try holding my breath

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] we could always stone shape the room shut while fudge does his work :)

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Thanks.

[Lorie] Evening Sean

[DM] I will point out that you will need to unlock the chest first, it only is trapped on opening

[DM] not on the lock

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] okay.

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] anything that'd get out of that would be so nasty nothing we could do would stop it anyway

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] E. L. Fudge: Pick locks: (1d100) [92] 92 -- Click-it's open now!

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] well, unlocked.

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] though barely...

[DM] living dangerously

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] Living la vida loca

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] keeps me on my toes

[DM] and so?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] well?

[DM] making that roll?

[DM] does wilson have Wards?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Anyone going to do anything before I attempt to disarm the trap?

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] I can slow poison if you wish and also wind servant in a pinch...did wilson say wether or not he could help out?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ::doesn't have anything but good wishes and healing afterward to offer::

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] okay, the slow poison would be nice (if needed)

[Finglass (mikE)] does wind servant clear the air? i have no books at my house at the moment

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] Yes it will

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] Wilson is lagging so someone want to send a private message and see what he says?

[Lorie] Wilson isn't lagging... just wasn't at keyboard.

[Lorie] What do you want?

[DM] do you have Wards?

[Lorie] Don't send me Klooge IM's... I hate them

[DM] zone of sweet air is the request

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] Ahhh zone of sweet air

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] about to disarm a trapped chest, an dsomething might spring out ...

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] not sure if it's gas or daggers or darts or what

[Lorie] Yes I have the spell...

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] if it is daggers let those with stone skin open and have zone cast at the same time

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Maybe a firetrap as well or is that usually on the outside Bob? I would know

[DM] when he attempts the disarm, it will go off, anyone can be there, but the person disarming will likely take the brunt

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] zone prolly won't protect the person opening the trap

[Finglass (mikE)] firetrap is inside

[DM] mike has it right ,

[Mobuto (Fritz)] ahhh kk

[DM] and you did not see any runes

[Finglass (mikE)] and damage isn't important to fudge.

[Finglass (mikE)] just poison and the like

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] um ... it *will* go off, or *might* go off?

[Mobuto (Fritz)] He is nigh indestructible

[DM] if you fail the disarm, it will go off

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] will if you don't disarm ;)

[Finglass (mikE)] open it and find out, thiefy

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] So, quick question ... how does the Ring of Regeneration work with poison?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] it regens the damage, but instant death isn't damage

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] so, depends on the poison ;)

[DM] if you die, you are dead, then you come back to life, and die again if the poison is still in your system

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Oh.

[Finglass (mikE)] So you'll hav a rough couple of hours

[Finglass (mikE)] suck it up or let another thief do it

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] So basically I'm in yo-yo land until cure poison ...

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] okay.

[DM] yeah I hear that Fin is looking to pick up some thief skills

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Anybody doing anything? Count of three ...

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] 1

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] plus lots of poisons don't actually kill you, it might just paralyse you for life or something

[DM] this might be a good spot for him

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] But I have slow poison but Wilson may have remove poison

[Finglass (mikE)] not to mention blind you. ::gets out a dark arrow::

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] okay, so we have options ...

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] 2

Ailea Morakenn (Fritz) prays

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] 3. Here I go, disarming the trap ...

[Lorie] I have hold poison

[Alastair (BiBo!!!) (to GM only)] Character sheet for Alastair modified: Spells - CHANGED: Detect Magic -- # Memorized: 5 (4), CHANGED: Enlarge -- # Memorized: 0 (1), CHANGED: Magic missile -- # Memorized: 3 (2), CHANGED: Cure Moderate Wounds -- # Memorized: 1 (0), CHANGED: Web -- # Memorized: 1 (0), CHANGED: Wizard lock -- # Memorized: 1 (0), CHANGED: Clairvoyance -- # Memorized: 1 (0), CHANGED: Dispel Magic -- # Memorized: 1 (0), CHANGED: Lightning Bolt -- # Memorized: 3 (0), CHANGED: Fire Shield -- # Memorized: 1 (0), CHANGED: Neutralize Poison -- # Memorized: 0 (1), CHANGED: Rary's mind scan -- # Memorized: 1 (0), CHANGED: Stoneskin -- # Memorized: 1 (0), CHANGED: Wall of Stone -- # Memorized: 1 (0),

[E. L. Fudge (Sean) (to GM only)] E. L. Fudge: Traps: (1d100) [82] 82 -- Traps don't bother me!

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] woot He is de bomb

[DM] so close, but he makes it

E. L. Fudge (Sean) gets up, staggers a bit

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] ah, cool!

[Finglass (mikE)] if this was tomorow, id' have neutralize

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] So, what was supposed to happen?

[DM] as the chest opens he catches a small fragile glass globe

[DM] that apparently contains some sort of gas

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] I'll keep that ...

[Moradred (Fritz)] I can bite his arm off if he gets poisoned

[DM] lol

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] how about you don't. last thing we need is the darned thing breaking in your pack

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] I'll pack it carefully

[DM] inside is another one of those arrow head keys

[DM] a large diamond, obviously worth thousands

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] inside the globe?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] oh, the chest.

Fritz ghost of Motubo...do it ... do it

[DM] over 2500 GP

[Fritz] Wiow

[DM] and a gold ring with an hour glass etched in it

[E. L. Fudge (Sean) (to GM only)] Character sheet for E. L. Fudge modified: Weapons - Equipment - DELETED: null, null. ADDED: null, null. ADDED: fragile glass globe of maybe poison, .

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Magic?

[DM] none

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Hmmm ... I appraise the diamond ...

[DM] roll

[Sean (to GM only)] E. L. Fudge: appraising check: (d20) [3] 3. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (100) [100] 100!!!

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Worth 2500

[DM] 9000 gp

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Sheeeeooooooot

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] woot!

[DM] thre is the pile of Gold Pieces that are just over 2500

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] What about the gold ring?

[DM] roll

[Sean (to GM only)] E. L. Fudge: appraising check: (d20) [11] 11. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (100) [100] 100!!!

[DM] worth about 10 GP

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Sheeeeooooooot

[DM] unless that hourglass means something to someone

[Fritz] Mobuto: Spellcraft check: (d20) [20] 20. PROBABLY FAILS against (19-2) [19-2] 17

[Fritz] Mobuto: Sage Knowlege Schools of Magic check: (d20) [7] 7. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (19-2) [19-2] 17!!!

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] means we found a hourglass

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ring

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] woot!

[Lorie] :: ponders the hourglass ::

[DM] nothing there Ftiz

[Lorie] :: makes a mental note of it for Sir Paul::

[Fritz] Ailea Morakenn: Undead Lore check: (d20) [9] 9. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (15-1) [15-1] 14!!!

[DM] or for lady Kylia

[DM] nope

[Lorie] Nope... Paul.

[DM] so you now have an additionl key to open one of the red metal doors

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Hmmm wished I had religion

[DM] you have two open, this would open one of the remaining two

[DM] and there must be one more somewhere around

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] but of course no spell book, because statue mages don't need to actually memorize from spell books ::makes a mental note to turn himself into a statue sometime in the future::

[DM] actually it was destroyed on her, failed its save, sorry

[DM] the fire attacks against her

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Still have the room that poisoned kit? Or would that be posoined?

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Wait what is that ? Bullloney

[DM] you have the SW and NW corners open

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Crapahollic

[DM] you have the SE and NE to go

E. L. Fudge (Sean) says "xyzzy"

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Stone skin spells protected her except for the inside...read my narative....come on....PUHLEAZE!!!!!

[Mobuto (Fritz)] She is a perfect shell of alabaster

Mobuto (Fritz) grumbles at the dm

Mobuto (Fritz) flips up robe

[Mobuto (Fritz)] bobisanevilbutt

[DM] we will discuss it later, but there is only one posible spell you don't have and that is Chaos, and that is in the Ph

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ::makes a mental note to put in all the spell books that bob has been denying us all these years in his guest dm spot::

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Nah want to sell it to my school for fortune and glory...hehehe .... ignore me I have had 2 tequillas and 2 beers. well actually 4 tequillas

[DM] makes mental note to have a plauge of bookworms for the second adventure

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ::makes another mental note to make sure the spell books are stone::

Mobuto (Fritz) curse you with siphyllis.

[Finglass (mikE)] door?

[Finglass (mikE)] please?

[DM] lol

[DM] moving along

[Finglass (mikE)] finish this dungeon this YEAR???

[DM] which door do you want to do next

[Finglass (mikE)] across the hall.

[DM] presumed secret door?

[Finglass (mikE)] yes

[DM] or big red door

[Finglass (mikE)] didn't we find one there?

[DM] that you just found the key

[Finglass (mikE)] i'd prefer to be systematic and clear the hubs one at a time

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ::looks for a secret door on the wall he's touching::

Mobuto (Fritz) working on tequilla #5 &6

[DM] brb, bathroom and drink, take a second, then that would be back where Finglass was, not alastari

[DM] I am away from the keyboard.

[Finglass (mikE)] who knows? for all we know one room in each hub helps us with the red room in another

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] One tequilla, two tequilla, three tequilla, floor.

[Mobuto (Fritz)] hehehehe

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] any of you know what a kinder egg is?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] I don't want to know ...

[Finglass (mikE)] yes

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] they're coolness

[Finglass (mikE)] eh. i don't like candy.

[Mobuto (Fritz)] ok I'll bite what is a Kinder egg?

[Finglass (mikE)] but the prizes are kinda funny

[Lorie] Yum... Kinder eggs ;O)

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] in europe, they have these chocolate eggs with plastic eggs inside that have prizes in em

[Lorie] I have a Goat that bobs as if eating grass

[Lorie] ;O)

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] I was at the sawgrass mills mall today and saw a kiosk called tastes of europe

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] they basically sold anything that you'd find at a typical bar

[Mobuto (Fritz)] I know a Bob that eats grass like a goat

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] including kinder eggs

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] so I bought one

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] assembling the toy now

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] after throwing away the chocolate

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] cuz nothign about chocolate is sweet

[Lorie] :: shakes head at Marco::

[DM] I am back at the keyboard.

[DM] BURN HIM!

[DM] ok, which door?

[Lorie] BRB

[Lorie] I am away from the keyboard.

mikE has left the game

[DM] finish the quadrant

[DM] ooops

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Bye mike

mikE has joined the game

mikE is receiving the map...

mikE has received the map.

[DM] was that a yes on finish the quatrant Mike?

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Upper right

[mikE] what?

[mikE] i just got lost

[Mobuto (Fritz)] door with lodk

[Mobuto (Fritz)] lock even

[mikE] just do whatever. just move.

[DM] You have two of those

[mikE] I am away from the keyboard.

[DM] wait Fritz

[Mobuto (Fritz)] yes sirrah

[Lorie] I am back at the keyboard.

[DM] if the entire group is going to go onto the other side of the dungeon, then you should do a marching order

[Mobuto (Fritz)] It's the tequilla moving me

[Mobuto (Fritz)] sorry

[DM] or you can go to that presumed secret door that Finglass pointed out to finish off this quadrant

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Go fin

[DM] He is AFK firht now

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Can I check this wall for secret doors?

[DM] that is where he was

[DM] and yes Fudge, and No you do not find any

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Okay, where was Finglass pointing to? I'll check that area

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] (and if you could move me there ... )

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] thanks

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] I check for secret doors

[DM] and yes

[DM] door

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Yes, I check? Or yes, I found one?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] ah.

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Checking for traps.

[mikE] I am back at the keyboard.

[E. L. Fudge (Sean) (to GM only)] E. L. Fudge: Traps: (1d100) [38] 38 -- Traps don't bother me!

[DM] Mike I moved Finglass

E. L. Fudge (Sean) keels over dead.

[DM] put him where you want to be

[DM] and no traps to be found

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Is the door locked?

[DM] no

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] okay, who wants to enter?

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Mobuto targets Wilson. Distance: 11'09"

[DM] is everyone set where tey want to be?

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Wave's

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Now I am.

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Mobuto no longer targets Wilson.

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] I suppose

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Ja

[DM] well that door is not going to open itself

[DM] no one is within 10 feet of it

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] E. L. Fudge targets Glowing Chest. Distance: 19'10"

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] E. L. Fudge no longer targets Glowing Chest.

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] E. L. Fudge targets Glowing Chest. Distance: 19'10"

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] E. L. Fudge no longer targets Glowing Chest.

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] oh, you can't target walls or doors ...

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] well, I asked who wanted to open the door ...

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Go fudge Pcker

[DM] well you can use a pointer Sean,

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Fine ...

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] here I go

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] I open the door and look in.

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Put your pointer back in your pants

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Woot! I see a large 17 on the floor!

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] tell me those aren't wraiths

[DM] ok, those aren't wraiths, , you asked

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] um ...

[DM] now

[DM] everyone PAUSE

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Hammer Time

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] so why do none of these room descs ever include the horde of monsters inside of them?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] because what fun is that?

[DM] just like last time, one roll for your side, one roll for me, then we count off the phases, everyone understand?

[DM] Roll #1: (d10) [2] 2

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] So there's no slamming the door shut?

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Roll a d10 highest mage

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] I understand that you're off your nut

[DM] you might be able to Fudge

[mikE] well... glad i'm out of reach

[DM] Al? you are highest spell caster?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] with no paul, I guess so

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] Roll #1: (d10) [10] 10

[DM] when do you move Fudge? Fast correct?

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Dern U Suck!!!

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] As fast as I possibly can

[DM] and so that would be a no to slaming the door shut

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] don't suppose they failed their surprise roll?

[DM] luckily they are not all interested in you, they flood out of the room into the hallway

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] They *pass* me?

[Lorie] Sorry... I'm going to bed all. Long day ... no energy

[Lorie] Have a nice weekend

Lorie has left the game

[Mobuto (Fritz)] It's your pointer it is so small

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ::thinks lorie has the right idea::

E. L. Fudge (Sean) agrees with Bibo

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Ok so our highest level cleric leaves when the wraiths come out

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Suwheat

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ::is just glad he has protection from evil::

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] It's not like any cleric we've ever had could ever turn

[DM] actually Finglass?

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] I can turn just don't know that I can turn these guys

[DM] Wratih #1 targets E. L. Fudge. Distance: 2'06"

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] I can technically turn

[DM] Wratih #2 targets E. L. Fudge. Distance: 3'05"

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] No no, over there!

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] very technically

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] So turn!

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] To every dungeon ...

[DM] Wratih #12 targets Finglass. Distance: 15'03"

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] turn turn turn

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] as a first or second level cleric I think...

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] There is the undead ...

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] turn

[DM] Wratih #4 targets Finglass. Distance: 15'03"

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] turn

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] turn

[DM] Wratih #3 targets Moradred. Distance: 3'06"

[DM] Wratih #10 targets Moradred. Distance: 3'10"

[DM] Wratih #8 targets Ailea Morakenn. Distance: 4'06"

[DM] Wratih #11 targets Ailea Morakenn. Distance: 4'00"

[DM] Wratih #7 targets Moraleodred. Distance: 4'08"

[DM] Wratih #5 targets Moraleodred. Distance: 3'07"

[DM] ok

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] Ok I need a 20 to turn

[DM] so that is the target phase

[DM] you can roll your turn attempt now

[DM] Marco and Fritz

[mikE] do i still have haste?

[DM] if you wish to do that

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] What phase is this?

[DM] and no, no haste

[DM] fast

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] no, not bothering with turning

[Finglass (mikE)] Finglass targets Wratih #4. Distance: 15'03"

[DM] Mike, do you want ot try turning?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] don't think he can

[mikE] sure. hang on.

[DM] groans

[mikE] is it working?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ::snickers::

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] What time frame are we on bob?

[DM] fast on my side now,

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] this is approximately a 15' corridor yes?

[DM] yes to that Marco

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] How many rounds after the last battle?

[mikE] lightning bolt!!!

[DM] about 30 or so

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] Crappers

[mikE] heehee. go for it, bibo. i've still got about 40 rounds left

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Wait I move on very fast

[DM] yes, you can move Mo

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] Don't worry, I'll raise the wolf later ::declares casting::

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] These wraiths ... did they move past me, or through the wall?

[DM] past you without attacking you

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Mobuto casting, Ailea turning, Moradred retreating, Moraleodred retreating

[DM] ok, when does that spell go off and I will rule that Ailea gets to make her turn attempt as they come up to her

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Shit I can't move

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] not to be annoying or anything... but since you're enlarged, doesn't that techinically put them in a slower init phase?

[DM] yes,

[DM] but still get your turn attempt

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Yes it does I was declaring my intent

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] spell goes off in fast

[DM] so Aliea rolls the turn attempt

[Mobuto (Fritz)] So does mine

[DM] then my attacks

[DM] then your side on fast and beyond

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Ailea Morakenn: Parse Error: kLoOgeWerks.hZ: missing quotations in result map

[DM] doh

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] well... THAT's good

[DM] just roll a D20

[Mobuto (Fritz)] who changed me?

[DM] I did not change anything

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] get a 20 on a d20

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] you can do it!

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] well... technically you can't cuz this is klooge

[DM] I can do it, I have the Fake a Roll

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] but we can pretend

[DM] can put any number I want in the expression

[DM] Fritz, just roll please

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Roll #1: (d20) [14] 14

[DM] thank you,

[DM] come again

[DM] Wratih #3: Attack #1: touch: (15-(d20+0)) [15-(6+0)] 9 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[DM] Wratih #10: Attack #1: touch: (15-(d20+0)) [15-(18+0)] -3 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[Mobuto (Fritz)] I turn on a 10 my miostake

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] target bob, target

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] they all count as misses if you don't target

[DM] I am targeted

[DM] not sure why it shows that second one as a miss

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] It missed, okay? 8-P

[DM] so one hit

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ::is fine with them missing all day long::

[mikE] no no

[DM] Wratih #3: Damage v SM: touch: (1d6) [2] 2

[mikE] your precious kludge said miss both times

[DM] Wratih #8: Attack #1: touch: (15-(d20+0)) [15-(8+0)] 7 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Ailea Morakenn: Parse Error: kLoOgeWerks.hZ: missing quotations in result map

[DM] Wratih #11: Attack #1: touch: (15-(d20+0)) [15-(20+0)] -5 [CRITICAL HIT]

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Ailea Morakenn: Parse Error: kLoOgeWerks.hZ: missing quotations in result map

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Bob I turn on a 10

[DM] Wratih #11: Attack #1: touch: (15-(d20+0)) [15-(4+0)] 11 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[DM] Got it Frtitz

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] goes at the end of the round doesn't it?

[DM] Wratih #7: Attack #1: touch: (15-(d20+0)) [15-(20+0)] -5 [CRITICAL HIT]

[DM] Wratih #7: Attack #1: touch: (15-(d20+0)) [15-(6+0)] 9 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[DM] Wratih #5: Attack #1: touch: (15-(d20+0)) [15-(11+0)] 4 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[mikE] gotta love how many 20's bob is getting with this kludge dice roller

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ::wishes WE'D crit that often...::

[DM] ok

[DM] so that is 2 hits, on Leo

[DM] Wratih #7: Damage v SM: touch: (1d6) [3] 3

[DM] Wratih #7: Damage v SM: touch: (1d6) [3] 3

[DM] Moradred's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 34 (-2) - Lightly Wounded

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Won't my turn work?

[DM] Moraleodred's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 31 (-6) - Lightly Wounded

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] Won't my turn work?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ::thinks turn undead works at the end of the round::

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] Nope at the beginning

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ::then thinks bob thinks it goes at the end of the round::

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] Or during your phase anyway

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] It is like an attack

[DM] Wratih #2: Attack #1: touch: (15-(d20+0)) [15-(5+0)] 10 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[DM] Wratih #1: Attack #1: touch: (15-(d20+0)) [15-(1+0)] 14 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[DM] Wratih #12: Attack #1: touch: (15-(d20+0)) [15-(2+0)] 13 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[DM] Wratih #4: Attack #1: touch: (15-(d20+0)) [15-(6+0)] 9 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ::always thought of it more like a spell that can't be disrupted than an attack::

[DM] ok, so done on my round,

[DM] I have always ruled that TURNing can affect the creatures attacking the person turning

[mikE] bibo, you got that lightning bolt fast or average?

[DM] but not prevent them from attacking others

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] Attempting to turn counts as an action, requiring one round and occurring during the character's turn in the initiative order (thus, the undead may get to act before the character can turn them). The mere presence of the character is not enough--a touch of drama from the character is important. Speech and gestures are important, so the character must have his hands free and be in a position to speak. However, turning is not like spellcasting and is not interrupted if the character is attacked during the attempt. Copyright 1999 TSR Inc.

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] fast

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] just waiting for my action

[mikE] i think it's our action now.

[DM] but given that Ftiz, then you take the damage from those attacks

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] Who goes first during the action is all I am asking I just want it to be fair and in the rules

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] Where are we and in what phase?

[DM] nods, I have always ruled it this way, that if you get your TURN successful then I can not attack you that round, regardless of speed

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Fast, our side I think

[DM] we are now done on my side totally, Leo lost 2 levels, Dred lost 1 adn each took minor damage

[DM] and you are on Fast on your side

[DM] I am done for the round

[DM] GO

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] okay bob, I'm sending a 10 ft wide lightning bolt down the hall trying to hit as many wraiths as possible, starting in front of leo and ailea

[DM] got it

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] If if is fast and I go before them then so be it, if they go on fast and not averaget then so be it

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] Alastair: Lightning Bolt: (10d6) [(6+1+1+3+6+6+5+6+1+3)] 38 points of zotting to you! (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

[mikE] good thing monsters don't have levels, eh?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] they have hd ;)

[mikE] yeah, but bob specifically said levels

[mikE] and we all know monsters have no levels

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ?

[mikE] what the hell was taht?

[DM] have no idea what I just dd

[DM] let me fix it

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] That must be some wrightfully magnetic statue ...

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] You move my mosters and the wraiths down

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ::guesses he got a successful knockdown with the lightning bolt::

[DM] Roll #1: (d20) [2] 2

[DM] that saves

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] a 2 saves?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] the hell?

[DM] damn, sorry

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Thank you

[DM] always do the opostie there

[DM (to GM only)] Wratih #12's Current Hit Points: adjusted to -3 (-38) - Dying

[DM (to GM only)] Wratih #11's Current Hit Points: adjusted to -3 (-38) - Dying

[DM (to GM only)] Wratih #14's Current Hit Points: adjusted to -3 (-38) - Dying

[DM (to GM only)] Wratih #13's Current Hit Points: adjusted to -3 (-38) - Dying

[DM (to GM only)] Wratih #8's Current Hit Points: adjusted to -3 (-38) - Dying

[DM (to GM only)] Wratih #7's Current Hit Points: adjusted to -3 (-38) - Dying

[DM (to GM only)] Wratih #10's Current Hit Points: adjusted to -3 (-38) - Dying

[DM (to GM only)] Wratih #9's Current Hit Points: adjusted to -3 (-38) - Dying

[DM (to GM only)] Wratih #4's Current Hit Points: adjusted to -3 (-38) - Dying

[DM] Moradred's Current Hit Points: adjusted to -4 (-38) - Dying

[DM (to GM only)] Wratih #3's Current Hit Points: adjusted to -3 (-38) - Dying

[DM (to GM only)] Wratih #6's Current Hit Points: adjusted to -3 (-38) - Dying

[DM (to GM only)] Wratih #5's Current Hit Points: adjusted to -3 (-38) - Dying

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Actually we go one phase slower since marco rolled a 10

[DM] Finglass has protection on

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] doesn't technically matter because the wraiths are done

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Why is Moradred dying?

[mikE] hellz yeah, biyotch!

[DM] actually Fudge still has two on him

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] prolly got hit in the bolt

[Finglass (mikE)] Finglass targets Wratih #1. Distance: 15'04"

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] I'll raise him when we get back I promise

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Mobuto: Magic Missile: By the mystic power of the Ancients take (d4+2+1) [4+2+1] 7, (d4+2+1) [2+2+1] 5, (d4+2+1) [2+2+1] 5 points of mystical damage. (DC=(10+1) [10+1] 11)

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] I think I can move there, right?

[DM] yes

[Finglass (mikE)] Finglass: Attack #1: Thillithiln, Frost Brand +3/+6 Fire: (14-(d20+8)) [14-(16+8)] -10 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Mobuto targets Wratih #1. Distance: 29'00"

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] what kinda freaky magic missile is that?

[Finglass (mikE)] Finglass: Damage v SM: Thillithiln, Frost Brand +3/+6 Fire: (1d8+3) [2+3] 5 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]

[Mobuto (Fritz)] 10 points on him & i tuned

[DM (to GM only)] Wratih #1's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 20 (-15) - Moderately Wounded

[DM] anything else?

E. L. Fudge (Sean) shouts, "Go away, or we shall taunt you a second time!"

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] how far down's the wolf?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] looks like it's at -4HP

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Yes bad count 17 points of damgage

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] that count the level drain?

[DM] nope

[Mobuto (Fritz)] To the wraith

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] he still alive though?

[DM (to GM only)] Wratih #1's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 13 (-7) - Heavily Wounded

[DM] he is dead

[DM] the wolf that is

[DM] the wriath is stil very angry at Finglass

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] how many level's did he lose?

[DM] and will drain him next round

[DM] one level for Wolf 2 for Lion

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Did Ailea turn?

[DM] is marked on their sheets

[DM] adn yes she turned, and those dies

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] so he lost what 6 hp from the level?

[Mobuto (Fritz)] What about those on fing

[DM] then the one here with Finglass was attacked

[DM] after teh turn

[DM] so they are ready to come back now

[DM] anything else this rnd ?

[DM] Finglass get a second swing?

[mikE] nope. not a fighter

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Dern U Suck !!!

[DM] ok,

[DM] NEW ROUND

[Mobuto (Fritz)] 8^)

[DM] Roll #1: (d10) [6] 6

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] Roll #1: (d10) [3] 3

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] woot

[DM] On VF

[DM] your side

[DM] Wratih #1 targets Finglass. Distance: 15'04"

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] kick some butt mobuto

[DM] Wratih #2 targets Finglass. Distance: 15'11"

[Mobuto (Fritz)] On fast I will

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Casting

[DM] if no VF then F

[DM] still your side

[Finglass (mikE)] Finglass: Attack #1: Thillithiln, Frost Brand +3/+6 Fire: (14-(d20+8)) [14-(15+8)] -9 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[DM] hit obviously

[Finglass (mikE)] Finglass: Damage v SM: Thillithiln, Frost Brand +3/+6 Fire: (1d8+3) [8+3] 11 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] can I see them bob?

[DM (to GM only)] Wratih #1's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 2 (-11) - Massively Wounded

[DM] yes Marco

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Mobuto: Magic Missile: By the mystic power of the Ancients take (d4+2+1) [2+2+1] 5, (d4+2+1) [4+2+1] 7, (d4+2+1) [3+2+1] 6 points of mystical damage. (DC=(10+1) [10+1] 11)

[DM] to the same one Fritz?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] that's a farking weird magic missile fritz

[mikE] split it some at least

[Mobuto (Fritz)] 5 points first to kill

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] why's it do d4+2+1?

[Mobuto (Fritz)] then what happens

[DM (to GM only)] Wratih #1's Current Hit Points: adjusted to -3 (-5) - Dying

[Finglass (mikE)] Finglass targets Wratih #2. Distance: 15'03"

[Mobuto (Fritz)] then the rest to the other one

[Mobuto (Fritz)] 13 points

[DM] but you have to put the rest in teh other, you should specific that befreo you see the result,

[DM] in this case I adjusted the HP too quiklcy

[Mobuto (Fritz)] I don't have to with magic missile

[DM (to GM only)] Wratih #2's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 22 (-13) - Moderately Wounded

[Mobuto (Fritz)] The staff gives me bonus to my damage die

[DM] al the missles come out at once, you have to spread them out on the attack guesimate what you need

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] cool

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Ok I would have done one and 2

[DM] which is what happened,

[DM] moving along

[Mobuto (Fritz)] that is what I was prepared to do sorrry

[DM] anything left? before my Fast?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ya

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] Alastair: Magic missile: I cast Magic Missile at the darkness!!! (5d4+5) [(3+3+4+1+4)+5] 20 pts of damage! (DC=(10+1) [10+1] 11)

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] he ded jim?

[DM (to GM only)] Wratih #2's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 2 (-20) - Massively Wounded

[DM] that would be a no

[DM] Wratih #2: Attack #1: touch: (15-(d20+0)) [15-(7+0)] 8 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] he SHOULD be ded jim

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Damnit bones I'm I a doctor

[DM] and the rest of your turn

[mikE] wow, did he screw that one up...

[mikE] get off the booze there fritz.

[mikE] or we'll have to take away your geek licence.

[DM] think he meant it that way

[DM] look what he said and what he is

[Mobuto (Fritz)] I did

[DM] in any case

[DM] anything before INT?

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Ailea Morakenn: Magic Missle: By the mystic power of the Ancients take that. (DC=(10+1) [10+1] 11)

[DM (to GM only)] Wratih #2's Current Hit Points: adjusted to -3 (-5) - Dying

[DM] mimimum will kill

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Roll #1: (d4+1) [4+1] 5, Roll #2: (d4+1) [4+1] 5, Roll #3: (d4+1) [1+1] 2

[DM] and so

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] /weeps

[mikE] can i paint one of those on the side of my scabbard?

Ailea Morakenn (Fritz) weeps

[Sean] I am away from the keyboard.

[Fritz] I am away from the keyboard.

[DM] they did look cool swarming like that

[mikE] hey looked cooler dropping like flies

[mikE] hey, i need a new blanket. can we skin the wolf?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ::says a prayer for Moradred then turns to ailea:: Do not worry, I will do my best to fix your pet tomorrow, for now it is perhaps best to put him in the scroll of shelter until we can treat him

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ((he is definately past -10 right?))

[DM] yes

[DM] I would let the enlarge wear off first

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] it

[mikE] the wolf didn't have it

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] isn't on the wolf

[Sean] I am back at the keyboard.

[mikE] aliea and hte lion did

[Fritz] I am back at the keyboard.

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] wasn't on thewolf

[DM] ok

Ailea Morakenn (Fritz) weeps

[DM] searching the room anyone?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Sure ...

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] in a minute

[DM] the description says it al

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] okay, what's the sword look like? Any good?

[mikE] is the sword magic?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] What what stuff is clotted on the walls?

[DM] there is a rotten leather pouch that has a potion vial, there is a crystal arrow key, the sword is cold iron, non-magical

[DM] Blood on teh walls

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ::stays behind and talks with ailea::

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Okay, guess the vial can go into the party pack

Mobuto (Fritz) comforts Ailea

Ailea Morakenn (Fritz) weeps

E. L. Fudge (Sean) takes the crystal key and gives it to who ever is holding the keys

mikE looks for a door in the wall in front of him

[DM] and yes there is one

[DM] you have been wayyyy to lucky with secret doors

[mikE] we pretty much know what to look for at this point, bob

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] well, hard not too when they appear blacker than the walls 8-P

mikE glances at the crying girl and calls for fudge to join him

[DM] yeah yeah

[mikE] Check this over for us?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean) (to GM only)] E. L. Fudge: Traps: (1d100) [90] 90 -- Traps don't bother me!

[DM] living on the edge must be good for his complextion

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Or you had Kurris rig the dice roller

[DM] no traps by the way

[mikE] I am away from the keyboard.

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Is the door locked?

[DM] nope

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Okay, someone *else* want to be first?

[DM] crickets

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ::finishes speaking with Ailea and volunteers::

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] oh wait! Can I cast Summon Monster on the other side of the door?

[DM] no, have to see the area

Ailea Morakenn (Fritz) weeps

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] Alastair: Stoneskin: I like it when swords can't hurt me. (1d4+4) [3+4] 7 hits blocked. (DC=(10+4) [10+4] 14)

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] How long does clairvoyance work?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] And for that matter, how does clairvoyance work?

[Moraleodred (Fritz)] nuzzels Ailea

[mikE] I am back at the keyboard.

[DM] rounds off the top of my head, and you cast it and concentrate

Moraleodred (Fritz) nuzzels Ailea

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] you cast the spell, imagine the place you want it focused on and see anywhere that's within line of sight of that spot

[mikE] we need to lern you sum gud spells ther fug

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] I'll get the door if you point it out to me

[DM] Fritz's control of Moraleodred has been revoked.

[Fritz] Gratzi

[DM] you can have him back now Fritz

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] I'm standing right in front of the door

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] yeah, but tell me how to work the durned thing

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] I'm not a bloody elf

E. L. Fudge (Sean) tells Alastair how to work the door

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ::winks and goes to open the door::

[mikE] it's a door, alistair. You move them to open a way to the room beyond.

[mikE] I'm still suprised you humans learned how to use fire.

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] you can blame lightning for that

Finglass (mikE) chuckles

[DM] Fritz's control of Moradred has been revoked.

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] so, what's beyond the door?

[Finglass (mikE)] Open and tell us.

[Fritz] Gratzi

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ::waits for bob to reveal all::

[Finglass (mikE)] ::thinks we should start bringing snickers to dnd::

[Fritz] 8^)

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ::is gonna get a drink of water, maybe put in a potato in the oven::

Ailea Morakenn (Fritz) weeps

[DM] there you go

[DM] room reveled, all the things in the party pack

[Finglass (mikE)] so the statues and gargoyles are the same thing?

[DM] etc.

[DM] yes

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] oh, *this* time you metntion the monsters!

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] In this room are four statues, forming a square with one gargoyle at each of the cardinal directions. The statues are ten feet apart and have glassy eyes. They all depict four-armed eight-foot tall gargoyles. Each figure holds a large gem. The north gem is blue, the south gem is blood red, the east gem is crystal-clear and the west gem is tawny yellow.

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] I'm checking the doorway for traps

[E. L. Fudge (Sean) (to GM only)] E. L. Fudge: Traps: (1d100) [62] 62 -- Traps don't bother me!

[Fritz] I am away from the keyboard.

[DM] none

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] hmmmmm ...

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Well?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] Alastair: Detect Magic: Sniff Sniff. I smell magic! Where's the magic? (DC=(10+1) [10+1] 11)

[DM] what do you want fronm me?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] the result of my spell

[DM] all four gems

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] the statues we've been seeing, they happen to have any particular color motif?

[DM] no

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] just to be sure, not the gargoyles

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] the ones in the halls

[DM] cooecrt

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] cooecrt?

[Finglass (mikE)] do gargoyles glow under detect magic?

[DM] those four out there are all identical

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] no

[DM] no, only the gems glow

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] though gargoyles aren't usually 4 armed...

[DM] or forewarned

[Finglass (mikE)] how big are the gems?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ::sigh::

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] More importantly, how big are the gargoyles?

[Fritz] I am back at the keyboard.

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] howdy

[DM] about fist sized, at least 100Gp each

[Finglass (mikE)] and does it look like we can just lift them up, or do we have to pry them out?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] do the gems look removeable or are the fixed into the hands?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] jinx

[DM] just holding them

[DM] resting in the hands

[DM] you guys plan, I will ue the rest room

[Finglass (mikE)] anyone feel like going in and getting them?

[DM] I am away from the keyboard.

[Finglass (mikE)] or does anyone know if wind servant can pick up stuff?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] I'll get them, but I suggest you guys watch out for the statues when they are moved

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] it may activate them things

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] I can summon an unseen servant ... it can pick up the four gems

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] that'll work

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] lower level spell too

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] cantrip'd be ideal if we had it, but I don't think anyone does

[Mobuto (Fritz)] i do

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] even better

[DM] I am back at the keyboard.

[Mobuto (Fritz)] woops no I dont had it last time

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] okay, then fudge yer up, get the south one first

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] okay, I cast unseen servant then ...

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] lets see if the south statue does anything

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] direct it to get the gems in ... what order?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] South first, then ...

[Finglass (mikE)] west, north, east

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] how about east, north west? that way it can slip out of the room

[Finglass (mikE)] whatever

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Alastair? Sound good?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] sure, just get the south first

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] okay, direct the unseen servant to get the gems, south first, then east, north and last west.

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] since it's the only statue we can watch from here

[DM] ok, so you send in your faithful servant, you move up to the gem. lift it carefully

[DM] then

[DM] SHATTER goes the gem and SLAM goes the DOOR

[Finglass (mikE)] great.

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] good thing we're not in it I suppose

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Hey, better it than us.

[Finglass (mikE)] so it's going to shatter all four gems

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] I dispell the unseen servant

[DM] ok

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] the south statue doin anything?

[DM] Door is closed how would you know?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] not the gargoyle

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] the armor statue

[DM] ahhh, no

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ::goes over to examine it just in case::

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] anything?

Ailea Morakenn (Fritz) weeps

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] course

[DM] how is that for an answer

[DM] your side?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] good enough of one I suppose

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Lucy I wouldn't do that if I wuz you

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] Roll #1: (d10) [8] 8

[DM] Roll #1: (d10) [5] 5

[DM] you go first not unil slow on my end

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] Alastair: Fire Shield: Flame on! (DC=(10+4) [10+4] 14)

Finglass (mikE) sighs

Ailea Morakenn (Fritz) weeps

[Finglass (mikE)] don't do that

[Finglass (mikE)] bad bibo.

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] changes height

[Mobuto (Fritz)] changes height

[Finglass (mikE)] the two spells don't work together.

[Finglass (mikE)] we've been through this

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] who with the what now?

[Finglass (mikE)] stoneskin and fire shield.

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] they don't?

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Yep they don't work

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] sigh

[Mobuto (Fritz)] or nope they don't

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] okay, never mind then

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] just swinging

[Finglass (mikE)] no. because the stone skin prevents any damage from going through

[Mobuto (Fritz)] what is the ceiling level?

[Finglass (mikE)] so the fire shield does nothing.

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] Alastair: Attack #1: Colada: (17-(d20+6)) [17-(7+6)] 4 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ac 4 hit?

[DM] you did not target

[DM] that is a miss though

[Finglass (mikE)] because you screwed it up again, bob

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] can't target it for some reason

[DM] try again

[Finglass (mikE)] so no, he didn't target.

[Mobuto (Fritz)] how quickly we forget our departed selkie brothers. How high is the ceileing?

[DM] just changed somehting

[Finglass (mikE)] Finglass: Attack #1: Cleathalas, Composite Long Bow of Heartseeking: (12-(d20+11)) [12-(12+11)] -11 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] still can't

[DM] try again, I forgot to commit

[Finglass (mikE)] does the arrow seem to do any damage to it, bob?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] okay, now I can't even get the choice

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] Alastair targets Statue #3. Distance: 10'05"

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] there we go

[Finglass (mikE)] well, i can't target now

[Finglass (mikE)] Finglass targets Statue #3. Distance: 28'08"

[Alastair (BiBo!!!) (to GM only)] Character sheet for Alastair modified: Spells - CHANGED: Fire Shield -- # Memorized: 1 (0),

[DM] try again now Mike

[Finglass (mikE)] there. now, did the arrow do damage, or just ping off the stone?

[Mobuto (Fritz)] How high is the ceiling?

[DM] ping

[Finglass (mikE)] okay.

[DM] ceiling is about 18 feet tall here

[DM] at the most

[DM] it slopes up from 12 at the wall behind him

[DM] to 18 part way down the cooridor

[Mobuto (Fritz) (to GM only)] Character sheet for Mobuto modified: Notes - Personal Information - Temporary Modifiers -

[Mobuto (Fritz)] I move up to 18 feet

[DM] ok

[DM] Statue #3 targets Alastair. Distance: 10'05"

[Moraleodred (Fritz)] guard Ailea from other statues that may attack

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ::is glad for stoneskin::

Ailea Morakenn (Fritz) weep

[DM] anything else?

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] nope

Finglass (mikE) looks back at the weeping gril and growls, "Get yourself together girl!"

[DM] then make a save versus spell Al

[BiBo!!!] Alastair: Magical Spell save: (d20) [14] 14. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (4) [4] 4!!!

[DM] ok, then my attack

[Finglass (mikE)] what level is flame strike?

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] Suwheat a 4 for a save

[DM] Statue #3: Attack #1: fist: (7-(d20+0)) [7-(14+0)] -7 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] 4th? 5th maybe?

[DM] take away a skin

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] done and done

[DM] next round

[DM] Roll #1: (d10) [5] 5

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] Roll #1: (d10) [9] 9

[DM] I move on Avg now,

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ::curses klooge hard::

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] Same things all around

[DM] so your side on fast

Finglass (mikE) gets out his spear and moves to parry behind Alistair

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] okay so bob, if I angle a lightning bolt just slightly off of vertical, can I bounce the sucker up and down to only hit the statue?

[DM] no, the ceiling is sloped

[DM] you would hit it once maybe twice

[Finglass (mikE)] but he can anlge it off the back wall to miss us

[DM] before the angle goes off

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] doesn't matter how many times I hit it

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] so long as he's the only one I'm hitting

[DM] every time you hit is a save for me

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] I know

[DM] if I fail anyof them

[DM] ok

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] I'm just going for only hitting him

[DM] 40 foot long right?

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] Draw the line

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] 80

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] 5 ft wide

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] 5 foot wide then?

[Finglass (mikE)] if he does it in a straight line, the thing should bounce off and miss us

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] off the angle wall yes

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] or the 40 ft if I think there's any danger of hitting anyone else

[DM] I will say yes, off the floor, into teh ceiling, etc.

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] kay

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] unless bob does multilple angles

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] Alastair: Lightning Bolt: (10d6) [(1+6+3+4+4+5+2+3+1+6)] 35 points of zotting to you! (DC=(10+3) [10+3] 13)

[DM] yes mulitple angles,

[DM] out to the full range

[Finglass (mikE)] yeah, but this is an easy shot just to hit once and not rebound to us

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] not really that opposite wall may make it angle back

[DM] ok, so the strike, goes right trhough his mid section and seems to do no damage

[DM] my turn

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] the wall to alastairs right

[DM] Statue #3: Attack #1: fist: (7-(d20+0)) [7-(2+0)] 5 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] goodie

[DM] skin gone

[DM] anythign else?

[Finglass (mikE)] wait bob, can i parry to save a skin?

[Finglass (mikE)] or does you gay stone skin rules not let me?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] attacks opportunity even?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] of rather

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] for finglass

[DM] exatly, my attack is an attack, will not save a skin

[Finglass (mikE)] whatever. then i'll stab at the statue.

[DM] go for it

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] can finglass get 2 attacks then? one attack and one attack of opportunity?

[Finglass (mikE)] Finglass: Attack #1: Spear: (14-(d20+4)) [14-(1+4)] 9 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[DM] yes

[Finglass (mikE)] awesome.

[DM] roll again

[Finglass (mikE)] why?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] 2nd attack ;)

[DM] one attack, and attack of Opp

[Finglass (mikE)] how do i get an attack of opportunity?

[Finglass (mikE)] Finglass: Attack #1: Spear: (14-(d20+4)) [14-(1+4)] 9 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] he didn't attack you

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] good god

[Finglass (mikE)] friggin klooge!

[Finglass (mikE)] bob, i hate this friggin god damn bloody stupid faggoty program!

[Finglass (mikE)] this program is applesauce!

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Mike, I get the feeling you don't like kLoOge

[DM] smiles

[DM] new round I take it

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ya

[DM] Roll #1: (d10) [7] 7

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] Roll #1: (d10) [1] 1

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] woot, we get to go on vf

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] Alastair: Attack #1: Colada: (17-(d20+6)) [17-(19+6)] -8 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] I take it that hits?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] since targetting is apparently crazy tonight

[Finglass (mikE)] targeting is always crazy because bob can't make monster sheets

[DM] well, why is the +6?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] well it doesn't even say I targeted him

[Finglass (mikE)] do these things have ac's bob?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] it's a +5 weapon

[DM] gotcha

[DM] then yes a hit

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] and I think the last + is str

[DM] yes it has an AC, just a sec I will check the sheet

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] Alastair: Damage v SM: Colada: (1d8+6) [1+6] 7 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ::sighs::

[DM] sorry, I had the final AC blank, fixed now

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] oops

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] wrong roll

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] Alastair: Damage v L: Colada: (1d12+6) [3+6] 9 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] he is large sized yes?

[DM] yes

[Finglass (mikE)] Finglass: Attack #1: Spear: (14-(d20+4)) [14-(8+4)] 2 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[DM (to GM only)] Statue #3's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 51 (-9) - Lightly Wounded

[Finglass (mikE)] does that hit?

[DM] no

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ::wishes there were more people pummeling this thing::

Ailea Morakenn (Fritz) weep

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Mobuto targets Statue #3. Distance: 18'04"

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] drops down lower

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] Mobuto: Attack #1: Rabbitslayer: (19-(d20+4)-1) [19-(19+4)-1] -5 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] [CRITICAL MISS ]

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] does that hit?

[Mobuto (Fritz)] does that hit?

[DM] what plus to that weapon? you do not have it on your sheet/

[Mobuto (Fritz)] +4

[DM] ok,

[Finglass (mikE)] what is that? a knife?

[DM] yes a hit

[Mobuto (Fritz)] dagger

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Mobuto: Damage v L: Rabbitslayer: (d3+4) [1+4] 5 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]

[DM (to GM only)] Statue #3's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 46 (-5) - Lightly Wounded

[Finglass (mikE)] then don't you need to be up here? or did you throw it?

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] what did you say these things were made out of bob?

[DM] stone

[DM] Statue #3 targets Mobuto. Distance: 18'04"

[Mobuto (Fritz)] I moved up and then I move back out of range bob

[DM] his range is 10 feet, and you can not move after you attack

[DM] you move down

[DM] attack

Finglass (mikE) scowls, drops the spear to the ground and pulls out his sword

[DM] then moe next round

[Mobuto (Fritz)] What ever

[DM] you can only move and then attack, not move attack move

[Finglass (mikE)] oh, i see you know.

[Finglass (mikE)] kinda hidden there.

[DM] Statue #3: Attack #1: fist: (7-(d20+0)) [7-(10+0)] -3 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[DM] that is a miss

[Finglass (mikE)] now who's that attacking?

[Mobuto (Fritz)] me

[DM] anything else on yoru side

[Finglass (mikE)] you should tell what ever his name is to announce who's attacking what on the roolls

[DM] ahh, good point

[DM] that was on Mo

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Bob -1 to hit and AC for that guy

[DM] round three

[DM] Roll #1: (d10) [3] 3

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] Roll #1: (d10) [4] 4

[DM] Vf

[DM] Mo are you moveing up or staying there?

[Mobuto (Fritz)] I am moving

[Mobuto (Fritz)] retreat

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] so it attacked mo last rd?

[Mobuto (Fritz)] tactical

[Finglass (mikE)] Finglass: Attack #1: Thillithiln, Frost Brand +3/+6 Fire: (14-(d20+8)) [14-(11+8)] -5 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[DM] yes

[DM] to Al

[Finglass (mikE)] that a hit?

[DM] yes

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] Alastair: Attack #1: Colada: (17-(d20+6)) [17-(16+6)] -5 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[Finglass (mikE)] Finglass: Damage v L: Thillithiln, Frost Brand +3/+6 Fire: (1d12+3) [4+3] 7 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] Alastair: Damage v L: Colada: (1d12+6) [8+6] 14 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]

[DM] AC 3, which is what is on the sheet right now

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] schwing!

[DM (to GM only)] Statue #3's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 25 (-21) - Heavily Wounded

[Mobuto (Fritz)] -1 for it to hit and +1 to his AC

[Finglass (mikE)] you need to find out what is wrong with the stupid rolls, bob.

[Mobuto (Fritz)] in our favor

[Finglass (mikE)] it's really annoying that everything is a critical miss

[Mobuto (Fritz)] We did it it a bug

[Mobuto (Fritz)] found it last week

[Mobuto (Fritz)] last tuesday

[DM] it is supposed to be fixed in the next release

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Bob and I figured it out

[DM] which is tomoroow

[Finglass (mikE)] well, when's it getting fixed? it's been like that for a while as i recall.

[DM] he was at GAMA

[DM] in vegas,

[Finglass (mikE)] good. now let's hope it doesn't break anything else.

[DM] we will see,

[Finglass (mikE)] good to see he's putting the profits to good use...

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] who he swinging at now?

[Mobuto (Fritz)] I throw my dagger

[DM] swing at all again

[DM] take off a skin

[DM] how many left now?

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Mobuto: Attack #1: Rabbitslayer: (19-(d20+4)-1) [19-(13+4)-1] 1 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] [CRITICAL MISS ]

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] 4

[DM] hit

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Add +3 to that roll thanks

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Mobuto: Damage v L: Rabbitslayer: (d3+4) [2+4] 6 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Boyaa

[DM (to GM only)] Statue #3's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 19 (-6) - Heavily Wounded

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Booya

[Finglass (mikE)] did al attack yet?

[DM] no

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] um... yeah I did

[DM] round 3 you did?

[Finglass (mikE)] i don't see it for this round.

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] same time as mike

[Finglass (mikE)] i did first, then statue did, them no

[DM] ok

[DM] new round then

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] did 14 pts of damage

[Finglass (mikE)] i see it

[DM] Roll #1: (d10) [5] 5

[DM] oh

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] Roll #1: (d10) [1] 1

[DM] save versus spell Finglass

[DM] sorry should have been on slow of the round

[mikE] Finglass: Magical Spell save: (d20) [16] 16. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (12) [12] 12!!!

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] attack of opportunity for him too

[DM] ok

[Finglass (mikE)] w007

[Finglass (mikE)] finally.

[Finglass (mikE)] Finglass: Attack #1: Thillithiln, Frost Brand +3/+6 Fire: (14-(d20+8)) [14-(5+8)] 1 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[Finglass (mikE)] Finglass: Damage v L: Thillithiln, Frost Brand +3/+6 Fire: (1d12+3) [9+3] 12 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]

[DM (to GM only)] Statue #3's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 7 (-12) - Massively Wounded

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] okay, so vf for us now

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] Alastair: Attack #1: Colada: (17-(d20+6)) [17-(17+6)] -6 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[DM] nods

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Can't we just all get along?

[DM] damn

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] Alastair: Damage v L: Colada: (1d12+6) [1+6] 7 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]

[Finglass (mikE)] Finglass: Attack #1: Thillithiln, Frost Brand +3/+6 Fire: (14-(d20+8)) [14-(1+8)] 5 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[DM (to GM only)] Statue #3's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 0 (-7) - Disabled

Mobuto (Fritz) retrieves dagger

Finglass (mikE) frowns

Finglass (mikE) sheaths his sword and picks up his spear to fasten it back on his back.

Finglass (mikE) looks down at the pitiful wretch sobbing at his feet.

Finglass (mikE) tilts Alia's chin up so she's looking at him

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] don't suppose there's anything inside the remains of the golem thing?

[Finglass (mikE)] Girl...

[DM] nope

Ailea Morakenn (Fritz) sniffs

Finglass (mikE) slaps Ailea swiftly across the face

[Moraleodred (Fritz)] Moraleodred targets Finglass. Distance: 17'05"

[Finglass (mikE)] I told you to pull yourself together!

[Moraleodred (Fritz)] Roars in anger

[Finglass (mikE)] What if one of us had been harmed while you sat here sobbing?

[Finglass (mikE)] If you cannot deal with death, then you need to go back to your hut.

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] hey guys, I think we should destroy the statues before we move on. with any luck they're only animated by their individual gems shattering and 3 are left. if we can destroy them before they attack, we'll be ahead of the game

[Moraleodred (Fritz)] and attacks to defend his mistress

[Finglass (mikE)] emote looks down at the sobbing girl one more time and turns away, nodding to Alistair.

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] Moraleodred stop

Ailea Morakenn (Fritz) scowls

[Mobuto (Fritz)] Becareful elf she is but a child

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] No he is correct.

[Finglass (mikE)] Then that bull shouldn't have brought her here, and she should have left with him.

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] please, lets do this quickly, we don't know for sure that only the one statue has animated.

[Finglass (mikE)] You did well in the previous fight, girl. But if the loss of someone in the party causes you to break down and become a liability, then you should not be here.

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] Death is part of the life cycle. He has reminded me of that. I shouldn't weep for my brother so, especially here. Later maybe. But I won't forget Finglass's actions or words

Finglass (mikE) nods.

Mobuto (Fritz) shrugs

[Moraleodred (Fritz)] /md growls

Moraleodred (Fritz) growls

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] come now, to the west one first

[Finglass (mikE)] Very good. There is a proper time to mourn for lost comrades. Now, do you feel able to move on, or should we take you to the top before we go back to battle?

[Moraleodred (Fritz)] No I am better. Move along

Finglass (mikE) draws his sword again and follows his companion

[Moraleodred (Fritz)] I will not show such weakness again

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz)] I will not show such weakness again

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] are we ready?

[Mobuto (Fritz)] looks that way

Finglass (mikE) I am. I hope this thing does not awake when we attack.

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] same here, lets go

[Finglass (mikE)] ::can we charge or something here?::

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] ::can't target::

[DM] yes you can

[DM] becasue it is a wall, you charge into is and go CRASH

[Finglass (mikE)] no no. i'm quite sure we can't.

[DM] dos not animate

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] Alastair: Attack #1: Colada: (17-(d20+6)) [17-(7+6)] 4 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[Mobuto (Fritz)] It shouldn't it was just the southern statue that did the guarding

[Finglass (mikE)] i meant a charge attack. do we have that?

[Moraleodred (Fritz)] Moraleodred no longer targets Finglass.

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] wouldn't bother unless that's a magical spear

[Finglass (mikE)] so can only do that with spears and the like?

[Finglass (mikE)] Finglass: Attack #1: Thillithiln, Frost Brand +3/+6 Fire: (14-(d20+8)) [14-(10+8)] -4 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] you can do it with anything

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] you just do double damage with spears and lances

[Mobuto (Fritz)] You can parry with anything doesn't have to be magical

[Finglass (mikE)] Finglass: Damage v L: Thillithiln, Frost Brand +3/+6 Fire: (1d12+3) [11+3] 14 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] he was talking about a charge

[Finglass (mikE)] woot. a decent roll!

[Finglass (mikE)] we should make a note of this.

[DM] the stone crumbls

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] sweet, I scatter the pieces about a bit

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] to the north!

[Mobuto (Fritz)] U waist ur time

[Finglass (mikE)] Finglass: Attack #1: Thillithiln, Frost Brand +3/+6 Fire: (14-(d20+8)) [14-(15+8)] -9 [CRITICAL MISS ]

Ailea Morakenn (Fritz) opens door

[DM] crumbles to bits

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] rather waist the time and be safe

[Finglass (mikE)] Finglass: Damage v L: Thillithiln, Frost Brand +3/+6 Fire: (1d12+3) [5+3] 8 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]

[DM] can not open the door

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] finally the east

[DM] seems stuck

[Finglass (mikE)] Finglass: Attack #1: Thillithiln, Frost Brand +3/+6 Fire: (14-(d20+8)) [14-(1+8)] 5 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] Alastair: Attack #1: Colada: (17-(d20+6)) [17-(2+6)] 9 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[Finglass (mikE)] awesome

[Fritz] Can we keep playing Bob?

[DM] sorry no

[DM] wish

[Finglass (mikE)] Finglass: Attack #1: Thillithiln, Frost Brand +3/+6 Fire: (14-(d20+8)) [14-(9+8)] -3 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] Alastair: Attack #1: Colada: (17-(d20+6)) [17-(13+6)] -2 [CRITICAL MISS ]

[Finglass (mikE)] there we go

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] Alastair: Damage v L: Colada: (1d12+6) [5+6] 11 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]

[DM] but need to work, and the dog we are baby sitting is finicky

[Fritz] But the Mrs isn't here...send her away!!! J/K

[Finglass (mikE)] you know, if you run the dog through the garbage disposal, it tends to get less finicky.

[Fritz] Amen Brother

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] last one crumbles?

[DM] yes

[DM] to all of the above

[Finglass (mikE)] yay! we killed all the statues

[Finglass (mikE)] even if only one was a golem

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] so we stopping for now?

[Ailea Morakenn (Fritz) (to GM only)] Character sheet for Ailea Morakenn modified: Notes - Personal Information - Misc. Attributes -

[DM] yes

[Mobuto (Fritz) (to GM only)] Character sheet for Mobuto modified: Notes - Personal Information -

[Moraleodred (Fritz) (to GM only)] Character sheet for Moraleodred modified: Notes - Personal Information - Combat - Misc. Attributes -

[Alastair (BiBo!!!)] alright, night everyone!

[DM] will start here next time

[Fritz] Boohissboo

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Good night.

[Fritz] Night all

[DM] have fun

[Finglass (mikE)] night

mikE has left the game

Sean has left the game

Fritz has left the game

BiBo!!! has left the game