May 28 04 - Kapirimtiya Adventures
[DM (to GM only)] Snake: No adjustments made
Lior has joined the game.
Lior is receiving the map...
Lior has received the map.
Lior is now controling Sadoya
[DM] how are you this eveing
[DM] evening
[Sadoya (Lior)] tired
[Sadoya (Lior)] a bit out of it
[DM] yeah
[DM] I know that feeling
[Sadoya (Lior)] been having some problems on the home front
[DM] was up to 3 last night (this morning)
[DM] oh
[DM] what is up?
[Sadoya (Lior)] my aunt's MS is about through with her
[DM] sorry
[Sadoya (Lior)] so my parents are going to be flying to Argentina any day now for her funeral, because she's not going to be around for much longer
[DM] where does that leave you?
[DM] can you make it down there?
[DM] do you want to go?
[Sadoya (Lior)] no and no to the last two
[Sadoya (Lior)] it leaves me here
[Sadoya (Lior)] i dont want to go, and i dont think my parents want me to
[DM] so that is ok then
[DM] so how long do they think they will be gone?
[DM] is there a plan?
[DM] or just going to be there
[Sadoya (Lior)] well, as bad as it sounds, she has to die first
[DM] yeah
[DM] understand that
[DM] like Nyrma's dad
[DM] was just a case of waiting,
[Sadoya (Lior)] yeah, it is
[DM] then I found out that they had no plan
[Sadoya (Lior)] but i dont know what the plan will be after that
[Sadoya (Lior)] i think they've already got a plot for her
[Sadoya (Lior)] next to my granddad
[DM] that is good
[DM] Marco just walked in
[DM] will bring him up now
[Sadoya (Lior)] but anyway, i'm just more worried about my dad than anything
[DM] why is that?
[Sadoya (Lior)] its tough on him, especially as she's younger than him
[DM] ahh
[Sadoya (Lior)] and she's been bad for a while now
[DM] is a hard thing
[DM] has he been checked ?
[Sadoya (Lior)] for what?
[DM] to see if he is likely to get it
[DM] even at this late stage
[Sadoya (Lior)] i don think he is
[DM] it is unlikely
[Sadoya (Lior)] im' sure he's been checked, but nothing has been told to me
[DM] should appear before age 40
[Sadoya (Lior)] she started having problems atter my cousin was born
[Sadoya (Lior)] yeah, that sounds about right
[Sadoya (Lior)] but his side of the family seems to have a tendency towards strange diseases
[Sadoya (Lior)] and we already know what his is
[Sadoya (Lior)] thankfully, his is not fatal
[DM] I want to laugh at that line
[DM] but
[DM] what is his disease
BiBo!!! has joined the game.
[BiBo!!!] mornin lior
BiBo!!! is receiving the map...
BiBo!!! has received the map.
[BiBo!!!] yay, I can move me
BiBo!!! is now controling Shade
[Sadoya (Lior)] hey bibo
[Sadoya (Lior)] to answer your question bob, he has coat's disease, which interestingly enough is a disease that usually targets children, but his came up when he was in his thirties
[DM] and what is coat's?
[Sadoya (Lior)] it raises the pressure in his eye and makes his capillaries pop so he gets bad headaches and can't see out of his left (i think) eye
[Sadoya (Lior)] so they used to have to drain it of fluids to relieve the pressure
[BiBo!!!] ick
[Sadoya (Lior)] at this point though, they've lasered a hole in his eye so the pressure wont keep going up, and his eye is effectively useless
[BiBo!!!] it was before wasn't it?
[Sadoya (Lior)] it is now
[Sadoya (Lior)] he can't see out of one of his eyes
[Sadoya (Lior)] he's king of the blind men
[BiBo!!!] ha
[Sadoya (Lior)] and he can get drunk without problesm, cuz his double vision ends up being what everyone else sees
[DM] smile
[Sadoya (Lior)] yeah... we make fun of him all the time
[BiBo!!!] lol
[DM] honestly officer,
[DM] Time of Day: 06:45 PM. Fri, May 28th, 2004.
[DM] Lorie is loading the update now Lior
[DM] just to let you know
[Sadoya (Lior)] cool
[BiBo!!!] ::mutters:: stupid 1st edition spells
[BiBo!!!] I'm lookin through the spell book, and there's spells in here that don't exist anymore
[Sadoya (Lior)] cool
[DM] lior IM lorie
[DM] she says she is seeing a different screen?
[Sadoya (Lior)] on it
[Sadoya (Lior)] gonna log out for a second
Lior has left the game.
Lior has joined the game.
Lorie has joined the game.
THE Sebrina (Barb) has joined the game.
[DM] greetings
[Lorie] Evening guys!
[Lorie] Hey Barb!
[BiBo!!!] yay... we have a 3rd level wizard spell that makes rain
[Lior] hello
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] made it
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] evening all
[DM] My guess on that one
[DM] is that there is a problem with the klooge server
Lior is receiving the map...
[Lorie] I can make rain... and I'm not a wizard :)
[DM] Sean just walked in
Lior has received the map.
[DM] Sean just walked in
[BiBo!!!] yeah, that's because it's a cleric thing
[DM] setting up now
[BiBo!!!] mages have no need for rain
Lior is now controling Sadoya
THE Sebrina (Barb) is receiving the map...
[BiBo!!!] it gets our beards and pointy hats soggy
Lorie is receiving the map...
THE Sebrina (Barb) has received the map.
Lorie has received the map.
[Sadoya (Lior)] what if you're fighting the wicked witch?
[Sadoya (Lior)] oh wait, you are the wicked witch
[BiBo!!!] I'm not wicked
[BiBo!!!] mostly
[BiBo!!!] just iritable
[Sadoya (Lior)] if you were in boston, being wicked would be a good thing
[BiBo!!!] ha
[Sadoya (Lior)] i always wondered how bostonians viewed the wizard of oz
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] How far away is Fritz?
[BiBo!!!] beats me
[BiBo!!!] he's "on his way"
[Sadoya (Lior)] he's probably 'almost here'
[DM] just a few here
[Sadoya (Lior)] which is the ultimate state of everything really
[DM] letting Sean log in
[DM] then we will get started
[Sadoya (Lior)] is jessica coming tonight, bibo?
[DM] figure you want a thief to get started
[DM] and yes
[DM] Mike is bringing her
[BiBo!!!] what he said
[Sadoya (Lior)] coolness
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Where's the elfy one?
[DM] they should be here in a half hour or so
[BiBo!!!] which one?
[Sadoya (Lior)] he's getting a possible new player
[Sadoya (Lior)] if you're talking about mike
[Sadoya (Lior)] a gyrly type player
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Oh ... a GIRL... ::nods::
[Sadoya (Lior)] whatever you call them
Sean has joined the game.
[Sadoya (Lior)] hi sean
[Sean] Hi.
[Sean] we melting cheese
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Greetings and Salutations
[BiBo!!!] bob says to say, we're eating chips and cheese in the tradition of barb
[Sean] pretty messy ... having the fire in the middle of the table and everything
[Sadoya (Lior)] brb
[Lior] I am away from the keyboard.
Sean is receiving the map...
Sean has received the map.
[Sadoya (Lior)] mmm.. doughnuts
[Lior] I am back at the keyboard.
[Sadoya (Lior)] you'd think it would automatically put you back at the keyboard when you started typing
[Sadoya (Lior)] but they probably dont have it linked
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Shhh... that's another update that SOMEONE will be requesting
[Sadoya (Lior)] :-)
[DM] actually I already requested that
[DM] no sure why it has not been implemented already
[DM] gee what is this place coming to?
[DM] smile
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::Frowns::
[Sadoya (Lior)] they probably dont have the chatroom linked well with the buttons
[Sadoya (Lior)] like the character sheets and the rest of the program
[DM] almost ready here
[Sadoya (Lior)] what are we waiting for now?
[Sadoya (Lior)] that wasn't meant to sound like i'm irritated, just curious
[DM] Sean is not at the table
[Sadoya (Lior)] ah
[DM] as soon as he comes back we will start
[DM] he had to go out to the car to get something
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I hope it was Fritz
[Sadoya (Lior)] that'd be something
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] of course Id be worried if Fritz was in SPC's trunk...
[Sadoya (Lior)] i wouldn't be
[Sadoya (Lior)] i'd consider it safe and natural
[Sadoya (Lior)] i wish i had a doctor in the trunk of my car...
[Sadoya (Lior)] well, i have a new goal in my life
[DM] lol
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] sorry... i'm back
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] WB... life happens :)
[DM] hey
[DM] so tonight should be good, I think
[DM] two rooms to deal with
[Sadoya (Lior)] for you or us?
[DM] and the getting home part
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] yea.....had to put the dogs out... did not want to stop and clean up a mess
[DM] so should be simple,
[Sadoya (Lior)] and dont tell me the two are one and the same
[DM] less stress
[DM] then last week
[DM] now that the program is working
[DM] and here we go
[DM] and you should now all have full control of your characters
[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm satisfied
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Hey...
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] it worked
Lorie is now controling Kylia Wolfslayer
[DM] smile
[El Fudge (Sean) (to GM only)] Roll #1: (d100) [3] 3
[DM] and you say that there are no traps
[BiBo!!!] okay, back to paying attention
[BiBo!!!] there's that wascally ivory staff
[Sadoya (Lior)] now we could only find the wabbits
[DM] so
[DM] that is what you see?
[Sadoya (Lior)] shouldn't you be telling us?
[DM] tell you what?
[DM] you have the room description
[DM] you see what is inside
[DM] do you want to move?
[Sadoya (Lior)] yeah, i forgot to read that
[DM] what do you want to do?
[DM] check for traps?
[DM] etc. ?
[Sadoya (Lior)] what's the gold thing that looks like its lit up?
[DM] symbol on the floor
[BiBo!!!] so yay, ivory staff
[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm guessing we can't really see it
[Sadoya (Lior)] rather, what it is
[BiBo!!!] sure we can
[DM] from the door way no
[DM] not clearly
[DM] Mike and Jessica just came in
[Sadoya (Lior)] that's a shame
[Sadoya (Lior)] i mean, that's great
[DM] I refrained from making lories comment
[DM] they walked in
[DM] and she said,
[El Fudge (Sean)] sigh
[DM] yes I would be a jessica
[El Fudge (Sean)] Lorie's line is "Are you a Heather?"
[DM] said that it was lories's line and I would not take it
[El Fudge (Sean)] And the correct response is, "No, I'm a Betty."
[BiBo!!!] apparently you've tmed it lorie
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :)
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Usually only SPC gets that joke though
[BiBo!!!] well, we've heard it often enough that we all do
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] It's lost on those of you who haven't seen the film ::sigh::
[Sadoya (Lior)] is it from heathers?
[BiBo!!!] I've seen parts of it
[Sadoya (Lior)] cuz that was a great movie
[BiBo!!!] not all of it
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::nods at Lior:: Yup
[Sadoya (Lior)] i like the part where he shoots the guy in the cafeteria
[Sadoya (Lior)] and when the football players are gay
[Sadoya (Lior)] its one of the greatest dark comedies ever
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Of course I like Pump up the Volume too...
[DM] in any case
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Just wondering BOB.... where WAS Fritz when he called you?
Laptop has joined the game.
[DM] on the turnpike
Laptop is receiving the map...
Laptop has received the map.
[DM] at the lantana tolls
[DM] was a 20 min wait there
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Ugh...
[DM] he was not exactly happy
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Poor thing
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Evening Laptop :)
[BiBo!!!] that's jessica
Lorie has left the game.
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[El Fudge (Sean)] uh oh ... Laptop left the game!
[BiBo!!!] blah
Laptop has joined the game.
Laptop is receiving the map...
[BiBo!!!] yay, I'm safe
Laptop has received the map.
[Laptop] hi
[BiBo!!!] I'm alive ALIVE!!!
[El Fudge (Sean)] so am i!
Lior has joined the game.
Lior is receiving the map...
Lior has received the map.
Lorie has joined the game.
THE Sebrina (Barb) has joined the game.
[DM] sorry about that guys,
THE Sebrina (Barb) is receiving the map...
[DM] that makes two times my IP has reset in the middle of a game
[Laptop] Lior! I made it
THE Sebrina (Barb) has received the map.
[Lior] i sometiems wonder what would happen if technology had accelerated at a faster pace and my brain was actually physically connected to Klooge... how screwed up would i be now from all the crashing?
[Lior] hey jessica
[Laptop] hi
Lior is now controling Sadoya
[BiBo!!!] eh, your brain crashes regularly already
[Sadoya (Lior)] does it?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Umm... I'm blank, let me try again
[Sadoya (Lior)] i can't remember
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :(
[Laptop] lol...silly Lior
Lorie has left the game.
Mike has joined the game.
Mike is receiving the map...
Mike has received the map.
Lorie has joined the game.
Lorie is receiving the map...
[Mike] evenin folds
Lorie has received the map.
[Mike] folks, too
[El Fudge (Sean)] Greetings and Salutations
[Sadoya (Lior)] everything groovy lorie?
[Mike] LOL!!!
[El Fudge (Sean)] feeling groovy
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Umm... it goes grey for me still but I can look at the map and my character so I guess so
[Mike] fritz is making bob get a hat for him, cuz the a/c is blowing on his head
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Hey Mike
[El Fudge (Sean)] Frit, put your pants back on
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::happy someone else goes to Bob's and is freezing::
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] FRITZ :)
[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm usually hot as hell at bob's
[Sadoya (Lior)] heya fritz
[BiBo!!!] I'm actually perfect for one
[Laptop] it's actually really nice in here
[BiBo!!!] once rather
[Sadoya (Lior)] you know, we should really all try and visit bob's at the same time some time
[Laptop] that might be fun
[El Fudge (Sean)] hello?
[BiBo!!!] yay
Laptop has left the game.
[El Fudge (Sean)] I'm live.
[El Fudge (Sean)] and living
Lorie has left the game.
Lior has left the game.
THE Sebrina (Barb) has left the game.
[El Fudge (Sean)] Elvis has left the game
[BiBo!!!] klooge is gonna explode, wohoooooo
Laptop has joined the game.
Laptop is receiving the map...
Laptop has received the map.
[BiBo!!!] micheal j fox has no elvis in him
[El Fudge (Sean)] michael j fox is the anti-elvis
[Laptop] elvis is in joan rivers, but man he's tryin to get out
[BiBo!!!] the evil opposite of elvis
[Jessica] i have a name!!!!
[El Fudge (Sean)] And your name shall be Jessica!
[El Fudge (Sean)] Fritz is about to ruin his computer
[BiBo!!!] we're all gonna die
[BiBo!!!] so sean, you wanna check the room for traps?
[El Fudge (Sean)] yea, sure, why not?
[El Fudge (Sean)] I enter the room, an *inch at a time* looking for traps.
[BiBo!!!] you die
[BiBo!!!] ::foomp::
[Mike] and i go into a berserker rage!!!
[DM] rolls his eyes
[BiBo!!!] You killed me!!
BiBo!!! has joined the game.
Jessica has joined the game.
Jessica is receiving the map...
Jessica has received the map.
[BiBo!!!] elvis is everywhere, elvis is everything, elvis is everybody, elvis is still the king.
[Jessica] good grief, bob is loud in person
Lior has joined the game.
Lorie has joined the game.
Lior is receiving the map...
Lior has received the map.
Lior is now controling Sadoya
[Sadoya (Lior)] ok, i am now of the custom of crossing my fingers before any action
[Sadoya (Lior)] i suggest everyone else start as well
[DM] well
[DM] sorry about that
Mike has joined the game.
Mike is receiving the map...
Mike has received the map.
[DM] I have no idea why I would get two new IP addys in less than an hour
THE Sebrina (Barb) has joined the game.
[DM] ok
THE Sebrina (Barb) is receiving the map...
Lorie is receiving the map...
[Sadoya (Lior)] the internet hates you bob
THE Sebrina (Barb) has received the map.
[DM] we are bringing up Fritz right now
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] the internet has its own game in mind!!
Lorie has received the map.
Lorie is now controling Kylia Wolfslayer
[Sadoya (Lior)] sounds like the beginning of a seance
[Sadoya (Lior)] does anyone have anything they'd like to say to fritz?
[DM] wry grin, trying to stop from going mad, mad mad I tell you
[Jessica] fritz was a kind man
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] WAS????? did he die?????
[Sadoya (Lior)] dont worry bob, madness is warm and comforting
[Mike] no he wasn't!
[Sadoya (Lior)] its only the transition that hurts, and it mostly just hurts the people around you
[Jessica] i agree
[DM] ok,
[DM] are the three of you out there ok?
[DM] Lorie, Barb, Lior?
[Sadoya (Lior)] yes, you're coming in loud and clear bob
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] i'm here and ok for the moment ::)
[Jessica] yay!!!!
[Sadoya (Lior)] one small step for klooge, one giant etc,
[Sadoya (Lior)] dont get too excited at your first sitting jessica
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Lorie here
[DM] smile
[DM] ok
[DM] so
[Sadoya (Lior)] you''ll have nothing left for next week
[Jessica] lol
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] i'll be better once i get another rum rita
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] or the week after that...
BiBo!!! is receiving the map...
BiBo!!! has received the map.
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] or when we give you an NPC.. and you get to do something :)
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I would love a glass of wine... ::sighs;:
[BiBo!!!] or we could like, play this by snail mail, it'd be faster
[Jessica] i look forward to that
[Sadoya (Lior)] or years later when you're still wondering what the hell a friday night is
[Jessica] for now i sit here with my soggy lo mein and listen to bob yell
[Jessica] i wonder what fridays are now
[Sadoya (Lior)] they're the days of love
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Soggy Lo Mein.... that sounds horrible.
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Did they order Chinese from the Cubans again?
[DM] Roll #1: (d2) [2] 2
[DM] Roll #1: (d100) [43] 43
[Jessica] i have no idea, it was ordered b4 i got here
[BiBo!!!] no no, we got the chinese food from the british this time
[DM] ok
[DM] so no traps
[Mike] Roll #1: (d100) [33] 33
[Mike] did i make it?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Hmmm... something odd
Sean has joined the game.
[DM] yeah,
[Sadoya (Lior)] you died mike, it was very tragic
[DM] Sean was not here,
[DM] so I rolled for him
[Jessica] say a prayer for mike
[DM] he is now logged back in
[DM] so
[Sadoya (Lior)] and fritz?
Sean has left the game.
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] hummmm... still here?
[BiBo!!!] yep
[BiBo!!!] the room has no traps
[BiBo!!!] but lots of gems and an ivory staff
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] i dont care.... i'm sleeping in the hallway
[Sadoya (Lior)] it is of no interest to me
[Sadoya (Lior)] lorie went blank
[Sadoya (Lior)] hello?
[Sadoya (Lior)] is there anybody out there?
[BiBo!!!] might as well not be
[DM] we are here
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] i think i'm here
[Mike] hey, i got the sword that will possess me and make me ded. i'm happy.
[DM] trying to get everyone together again
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Howdy
[Sadoya (Lior)] hey fritz
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] hey frirz
[Sadoya (Lior)] you forcefully execute jessica?
Lorie has left the game.
[BiBo!!!] more or less
[BiBo!!!] ya
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] yes. sorry
Mike is now controling Elandar Silverleaf
[Sadoya (Lior)] nah, its more logical you have a computer than her
[Sadoya (Lior)] she can look over someone's shoulder
[DM] so
[Mike] sew
[DM] she is next to marco
[Mike] sort of
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Couldn't get my wireless card to work
[Sadoya (Lior)] so why the hell are you in florida fritz?
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] i know a good computer tech fritz :)
[DM] ok,
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I am learning how to do Botox injections
[DM] any one else wanting to go into this room?
Fritz is now controling Reign Tandem
[Sadoya (Lior)] ahh, getting into the real money
[Sadoya (Lior)] i guess, except for california, there's no better place than the vicinity of miami
[DM] Nip/Tuck
[DM] great show
[Sadoya (Lior)] yeah, so's the swan
[DM] ok
[DM] well Lorie seems to have disapeared on all fronts
[DM] is anyone wanting to go into the room
[Mike] so, who's going in?
[Sadoya (Lior)] yeah, i think she got frustrated and gave up
[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm not
Sean has joined the game.
[Sadoya (Lior)] i was thinking fritz would like normal
[Sadoya (Lior)] reign, rather
[Sean] I check the rod for traps
BiBo!!! is now controling Shade
[DM] Fritz's control of Reign Tandem has been revoked
Sean is receiving the map...
Sean has received the map.
ACAF846D.ipt.aol.com has joined the game.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ?
Lorie is receiving the map...
Lorie has left the game.
[DM] that was weird
Lorie has received the map.
THE Sebrina (Barb) has left the game.
Lior has left the game.
THE Sebrina (Barb) has joined the game.
THE Sebrina (Barb) is receiving the map...
THE Sebrina (Barb) has received the map.
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] hummmm
[DM] Bellsouth must be resetting things again
[Mike] die
Fritz has left the game.
Fritz has joined the game.
Fritz is receiving the map...
Fritz has received the map.
[DM] Barb you can see this right?
Fritz is now controling Reign Tandem
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] yes
Lorie has joined the game.
[DM] thanks you
[DM] yeahhhhhh
Lorie is receiving the map...
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] the ip changed again
Lorie has received the map.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so bob, you were saying about us probably getting through these 2 rooms tonight?
Sean has left the game.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Take the skulls
[Mike] ::toss the skulls into the party pack
Lior has joined the game.
Lior is receiving the map...
Lior has received the map.
Lorie has left the game.
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] brb.... need food, drink and bathroom break
[DM] we will be here Barb,
[Lior] maybe, if between every crash, we get a movement in, by the end of the session tonight, someone will have picked up the staff
[Lior] holy shit, how'd all of you end up in the room?
[DM] Reign has picked it up
[DM] they moved in
[Lior] can i get the new ip to give to lorie?
[Lior] and no one has died yet?
[DM] of course
[DM] she can not log in throught the normal way
[Lior] your saying of course to that question means nothing to me
[Lior] she's asking me for an ip
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Put staff in party pack if I can
[DM] 68.155.172.3
[DM] and so
Sean has joined the game.
[DM] we will say that you have teh staff
[DM] Reign has it for now, will put it in the party pack in a sec
Lorie has joined the game.
[DM] so
[Lior] woot!
[DM] anything else?
Sean is receiving the map...
Sean has received the map.
[Lior] what's the symbol of?
[Lior] can anyone tell me?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] How important is the map/
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Everytime I try to get the map I crash...
[DM] will send it to you when you need it Lorie,
[DM] just wait till then
[DM] anything else in this room
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Search room
[Mike] testing
[DM] ok
[DM] so right in front of the doorway to the last room
[DM] Lorie, ready?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] sure... ready to crash
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Let's do it
[DM] ok, so everyone will get a bit of lag for a few seconds as lorie gets the map
Lior has left the game.
Sean has left the game.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I've been leaving on my things, so in the morning when the morning bird sings. there's still dinner on my dinner jacket until the dinner bell rings
[DM] Lorie, are you still with us?
Lior has joined the game.
[Lior] ok, i think things are working now
Lior is receiving the map...
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Still with now
192.168.0.102 has joined the game.
[DM] waiting for confirmation from Lorie,
Lior has received the map.
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] err still with you
[DM] good
[DM] ok
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] So did we leave the staff?
[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf: Open Doors check: (d20) [2] 2
[Mike] PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (9) [9] 9!!!
[Sean] okay, there is no way in HELL I'm getting the map
[Sean] map bbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
[DM] so everyone from the outside is on and up to date
[Sean] napster baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
[DM] you took the staff
[Lior] nothing else in the room?
[DM] that room is empty
[DM] at the door for the last room
[DM] any comments, plans, etc., before opening it?
[Lior] other than the skulls?
[Lior] ok
[Lior] yeah, i'm cool
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Room straight back?
[DM] yes
[DM] double doors
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] great
[Lior] sword drawn
[Lior] it cthulu!
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yay! a ninja elephant!
[Lior] insanity check everyone
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] but we can't know it's a ninja
[Sean] It's Vishnu!
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] cuz then it stops being a ninja
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I didn't do it ::shoves Elfy Elandar out in front::
[DM] so
[Mike] bugger that!
[DM] blade barrier spinning there in front of you
[Mike] fireball the damn thing!
[DM] he has a huge mace
[DM] and we are on int.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] And a huge dork
[Lior] wait
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::glances over at kylia:: so you gonna dispell the blade barrier or you feel like watching people walk through it ::grins::
[Lior] what is a blade barrier?
[DM] Lorie,
[DM] you are the caller for this combat
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] think of hundreds of spinning blades forming a barrier
[Lior] ok
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I am???
[Lior] i figured it was either that or something that prevented blades from going through it
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Kill the wabbit?
[DM] senior spell caster
[Lior] but i guess it does both
[DM] when you say go
[Sean] spear and magic helmit!
[Mike] it IS the rabbit!
[DM] we will roll int
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] dispell magic sounds good.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Spear and magic helmet
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Go for it Fritz....
[Lior] wait.. if we can't get through it, can it?
[Sean] Dispell Bad Guy more like it
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Roll #1: (d10) [7] 7
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I cast dispell magic
[Lior] cuz if it can't get through... then waht's the problem?
[Lior] a fireball, shade does some stuff with spectral hand... no problem
[Mike] i cast finger of death
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I am waiting I can't do anything until the blade barrier is gone
[Lior] that is... assuming it can't cast spells.. but if it could, it wouldn't have the mace
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] shouldn't we parlay with the dragon?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] this isn't a dragon, it's a ninja elephant
[DM] ok, so everyone knows what they are doing on int?
[Sean] You can parlay all you want with the ninja elephant
[Mike] yeah. i stand here. looking at the whirling blades of doom and say "hey."
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay so we send the Elfy one ::nudges Elandar:: to parlay
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and besides, do you ever really want to parlay with someone who's broken into your house?
[Sean] meanwhile, we'll wait here
[Lior] i dont think it has vocal capacities
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I am waiting for someone to dispell magic on the blade barrier then I will do something until then I stand and watch
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] i'm just sitting here
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Actually I also want to take a step to the left and back away from the dooor
[Lior] i'm gonna sit here and keep offering the spellcasters take care of it
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] is this blade barrier moving?
[DM] it is spinning in place
[DM] ok
[DM] and now
[DM] rolling int on my end
[DM] Roll #1: (d10) [9] 9
[DM] ok
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Hmm... if you have a decent save vs. spells, you've got a fighting shot
[DM] so you guys have a 7, I have a 9
[DM] not using that tonight
[DM] that was just a test
[DM] and now
[DM] fast
[DM] anyone
[Mike] i say "hey"
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so... this figure, statue looking or like, alive?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Average here
[DM] looks aloive
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] oh goodie
[DM] he is waving his arms
[Lior] i hold
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] angrily?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] or saying hi
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] waving his arms like casting?
[Lior] or jjust saying hi?
[DM] like casting
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] spell craft?
[DM] well,
[DM] if you stand there and do nothing eles
[Lior] in the words of george clooney in o brother where art thou... 'we're in a tight spot'
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I'm on Average... so let me know
[DM] well,
[DM] average for your side
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Roll #1: (d20) [3] 3
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I don't dispel
[DM] not going to do it with that
[Lior] good hustle lorie
[Lior] it was nice knowing you
[DM] and on my average
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Nope... someone else can do the dispelling...I'm out of lvl 3 spells now
[DM] casting
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I'm castin on average too
Lior is now controling Sadoya
[Sean] nice knowing you all
[DM] Roll #1: (d20) [5] 5
[Sean] seeing how I'm stuck keeping the door open
[Sadoya (Lior)] i'll just assume anything that hits me hits fudge first
[DM] waiting
[DM] grrr
[Sean] waiting ...
[Sean] stay on target
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: Seduction V: n (DC=(10+5) [10+5] 15)
[Sadoya (Lior)] eww
[DM] Roll #1: (d20) [17] 17
[DM] ok
[DM] so
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] that win at a -13?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::grin::
[DM] what happens is
[Sean] Bob is a butt, an dcheats
[DM] Shade casts Seduction
[DM] she gets a total of a -13 to her roll,
[DM] on my side
[DM] I have bonuses,
[Sadoya (Lior)] funny, the song 'at my funeral' just came on my computer
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] its that a hint of things to come
[Sadoya (Lior)] no, certainly not
[Mike] yeah, bob's in the process of getting out of it.
[Sadoya (Lior)] getting out of it?
[DM] ok
[DM] so
[Mike] he's tryin gto loophole his way out
[DM] we are going to say
[DM] that he is not immune only because of his high wisdom
[DM] but
[DM] he does get a +4 to his save,
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::raises eyebrow:: Okay... I'll make a note of that for future reference ::high wisdom girl::
[DM] so that brings us to a -9 to my roll
[DM] which was a 17
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] his wisdom is in the 20's
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ahhh...
[Sadoya (Lior)] frost giant wisdom
[Sean] he's a demigod
[DM] ok
[DM] so the arguement here is
[Sadoya (Lior)] god, did we ever open up the wrong door
[Sean] bob is an evil butt
[DM] this is a demi god trapped in a mans body
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] every door is the wrong door
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I kept trying to make you all leave and you poo poo'ed me... see ;)
[Sadoya (Lior)] i hate it when that happens
[DM] ok
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Sounds like Glory to me :)
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Kill the man, kill the god
[Sadoya (Lior)] what's life without fighting incapacitaed demigods
[DM] well,
[DM] it turns out it is a save versus para not spell
[DM] and I made it already
[Sadoya (Lior)] if we go back to the village and kill all the inhabitants, assumiing they all worship this god, we will effectively kill the god
[Sadoya (Lior)] what's everyone say?
[Sadoya (Lior)] i know bibo's with me
[DM] so I made my save
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] If it's near a body of water I say "Vamanos!"
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] nah, if we do that the sword will revolt
[DM] and now
[Sadoya (Lior)] since when do you care about swords?
[DM] that was a good attempt
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] since this one's intelligent
[DM] now my turn
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and can actually revolt back
[DM] Roll #1: (d20) [15] 15
[DM] that is a dispel magic on Shade
[Sadoya (Lior)] he's trying to dispell shade?
[Sadoya (Lior)] that's crazy
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Roll #1: (d100) [75] 75
[DM] you do get your magic resistance
[DM] then
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] lookie that, fail
[DM] ok
[DM] so on your
[DM] turn
[DM] anything else
[DM] ok, so next round,
[DM] ok,
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Roll #1: (d10) [8] 8
[DM] everyone what do you want to do before anyone moves
[DM] Roll #1: (d10) [2] 2
[Sean] grab some popcorn to watch the carnage
[Mike] i've got my bow out now
[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm gonna stay put and hold action
[Mike] just because.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Wait I have an Idea
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I cannot attempt to dispel...so someone else will have to try
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so yeah, I'm poofing the minotaur in
[DM] there are no more dispels on your side
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] We are going to open a dimension door.
[Sadoya (Lior)] can you poof me in?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] no, just one person I think
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] lemme check
[Sadoya (Lior)] ::sniffle::
[Sadoya (Lior)] they did more than one person in the movie
[Sadoya (Lior)] :)
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] We will be disoriented for one round but at least we are inside. lets wait till he goes first if we can
[DM] in any case
[DM] on my turn
[DM] waiting for your team to appear
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I guess I can poof ya in after all lior
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] since rein's too bloody big
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Hey BOB... what's the floor? Stone?
[DM] yes
[DM] under the fog you assume that it is
[Mike] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack #1: Long Bow: (13-(d20+1)) [13-(3+1)] 9
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Barb are you there?
[Sean] fog?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::feels the lightbulb go off::
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] yes... i'm here
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so you wanna come on over lior?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Did you get my message?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::tries to figure out how to get rid of the fog for her plan::
[Sadoya (Lior)] is it just gonna be the two of us?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yep
[Sadoya (Lior)] it'll be my death, but yeah, sure why not?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and we can't go back
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] yes... both of them... send answers back
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] least not today
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] or until the blade barrier goes down
[Sadoya (Lior)] 'scool
[Sadoya (Lior)] it was nice knowing everyone
[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm off to fight the demigod
[Sadoya (Lior)] tell good stories about me
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] alright, be sure to fly, we dunno what's under the fog
[Sean] have fun storming the castle!
[Sadoya (Lior)] i can't fly anymore
[Sadoya (Lior)] silly witch
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] sucks for you
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I can
[Sadoya (Lior)] its cool
[Sadoya (Lior)] i'm ready to die
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we salute you
[Sean] 'tis a good day to die
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] poof
[Sadoya (Lior)] poofinate!
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: Dimension Door: n (DC=(10+4) [10+4] 14)
[Sadoya (Lior)] hey, can we poof behind him>
[Sadoya (Lior)] there doesn't seem to be any fog there
[Sadoya (Lior)] and we'll surprise him
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] fogs the entire floor
[Sadoya (Lior)] shh
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] lior, move next to me
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] somewhere
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] (ps we're gonna die)
[Sadoya (Lior)] oh i know
[DM] and on my turn
[Sadoya (Lior)] snakes, i hate snakes
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we need a torch then
[DM] and so
[Sadoya (Lior)] cantrip it man
[DM] anyone else
[Sadoya (Lior)] or something
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I think a torch is too valuable to cantrip
Sean is receiving the map...
Sean has received the map.
[DM] the only peopel who can see the snakes are the two in the room
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] now, if you HAD a torch, I could light it
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Can any one add a spell to increase my hit points or boost my resistance?
[Sadoya (Lior)] i can wrap a piece of my shrit around one of the dggers in my pack, but it may be too much motion
[Sadoya (Lior)] shirt
[DM] you could in one full round
[DM] but not move, so next round maybe
[Sadoya (Lior)] yeah, i'd rather be killing stuff than making a torch
[DM] and average
[Sadoya (Lior)] even if its killing myself
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack #1: Long Bow: (13-(d20+1)) [13-(12+1)] 0
[DM] they are just schemeing away here
[Sadoya (Lior)] i can light my blanket on fire...
[Sadoya (Lior)] and throw it at the snakes
[DM] what are the chances of an arrow making it through the blade barrier?
[Sadoya (Lior)] he is an elf
[Sadoya (Lior)] so i'd say pretty good, based on that alone
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] exactly
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] bring up that legolas icon, baby
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] that and the blades have pretty large holes in them if people can walk through em
[DM] we will say that the arrow does make it though with no penalty
[Sadoya (Lior)] woot
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] woot!
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf: Damage v L: Long Bow: (1d8+2) [3+2] 5 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]
[DM] Honapo's Current Hit Points: adjusted to Lightly Wounded
[Sadoya (Lior)] awesome, he's hittable
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] and his spell goes fizzle
[Sadoya (Lior)] what ac did you hit?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] my nizzle
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] 0
[Sadoya (Lior)] the shizzle
[DM] and so
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] curses
[Sean] hello?
Fritz has left the game.
[Sean] Elvis has left the building
THE Sebrina (Barb) has left the game.
Lior has left the game.
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] there is no elvis in fritz
Fritz has joined the game.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he's an elvish impersonator
Fritz is receiving the map...
Fritz has received the map.
[Fritz] Can I have any potions of healing before I do something very courageosu and stupid
Fritz is now controling Reign Tandem
THE Sebrina (Barb) has joined the game.
THE Sebrina (Barb) is receiving the map...
THE Sebrina (Barb) has received the map.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Can I have any potions of healing before I do something very courageosu and stupid
Lior has joined the game.
Lorie has joined the game.
[El Fudge (Sean)] Here you go
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Thanks
Lior is receiving the map...
Lior has received the map.
Lorie has left the game.
Lorie has left the game.
[Lior] ok, so, as 'who wants to live forever' plays on my computer, lets get the death on
[DM] great sound track
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] yay queen
[Lior] indeed
[El Fudge (Sean)] I can play William Shatner's Tamborine Man here ...
[DM] waiting for Lorie
Lorie has joined the game.
[El Fudge (Sean)] Or how about Leonard Nimoy's Ballad of Bilbo Baggins?
[Lior] how about... no
Lorie is receiving the map...
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] bob, you suck
Lorie has received the map.
[DM] so to be clear
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] 10 feet up ISN't the floor
[DM] the fog is from teh floor up
[DM] to abotu 10 feet high
[DM] the ceiling is over 20 feet tall
[DM] an so
[Lior] howtall is this guy?
[DM] anyone else?
[DM] he is about 15 feet wide
[DM] and 15 feet tall
[Lior] sheet
[Lior] he's a square
[Lior] ha!
[Lior] he's dancing with a chair
[DM] a big ball of a man
[DM] and so
[Lior] just one?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Ok After I have acquired my items and put them on I take a running charge thru the barrier.
[DM] anything else?
[DM] next round you can
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack #1: Long Bow: (13-(d20+1)) [13-(18+1)] -6
[DM] slow
[DM] and then
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf: Damage v L: Long Bow: (1d8+2) [6+2] 8 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]
[DM] roll your damage
[DM] and now we are at the start of round three
[DM] Honapo's Current Hit Points: adjusted to Lightly Wounded
[DM] so Reign wants to run in
[DM] anyone else want declare
[DM] before we roll
[Lior] i'm ready to kill
[DM] Roll #1: (d10) [9] 9
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Roll #1: (d10) [1] 1
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] YES
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] woot!
[DM] so on very fast,
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I'm casting, on fast
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] and bob says he's casting again
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf: Damage v L: Long Bow: (1d8+2) [5+2] 7 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack #1: Long Bow: (13-(d20+1)) [13-(12+1)] 0
[DM] Roll: (8d8) [(8+3+4+2+6+6+7+7)] 43
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] so that hits, right?
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] it hit last time?
[DM] Reign Tandem's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 62 (-43) - Moderately Wounded
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] ouch
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] did he get his save?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I quaif my potion
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] and failed?
[DM] there is no save
[DM] and now you can drink
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Blade Barrier has a save
[DM] no it does not
[DM] only if you have it cast on you
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] so your oiliphant ninja got hit, right bob?
[DM] if you go through it
[DM] then you do not get a save
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] :(
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] What kind of healing potion was that
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] woopy
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] so spell fizzles again!
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] death by spell failure!
[DM] Roll #1: (d8+1) [4+1] 5
[DM] Reign Tandem's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 67 (5) - Moderately Wounded
[DM] and so
[DM] Shade what are you doing now? Sadoya?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] Shade: polymorph other: n (DC=(10+4) [10+4] 14)
[Lior] are we still screwed up?
[DM] Roll #1: (d100) [44] 44
[Lior] and its fast now right?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he make his save?
[Lior] i'm gonna start attacking anything that's close to me and threatening
[DM] Roll #1: (d20) [6] 6
[Lior] are the snakes threatening?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] loser!
[Lior] can i get a descrip of the snakes?
[DM] yes the snakes are attacking
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] made it by a hair
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he rolled EXACTLY what he needed to save
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::mutter::
[Lior] boo
[Lior] hiss
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] You almost had a new worshiper
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] you such bob
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] you know, he took forever to roll that die. i bet he cheated
[Lior] hey bob, i can't target
[Lior] is this a known fault?
[El Fudge (Sean)] yup
[DM] it seems to be tonight
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] yeah. none of us can
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Roll #1: (d100) [45] 45
[DM] ok, so
[Lior] ok.. imma maul #6
[DM] Kylia anything else ?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] why don't ya maul honapo
[Lior] wait
[Lior] why are they moving?
[Lior] i havn't attacked on fast yet
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] BB is gone?
[Lior] cuz i can't reach honap
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] sure you can
[Lior] i have to ge through the snakes first
[DM] you could try to overrun them
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] snakes you can step over
[Lior] can i throw my blanket over them?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] hahah
[Lior] and step on them?
[DM] but they each get an attack of opportunity at you
[Lior] what do you think bibo?
[DM] no blanket
[Lior] do you think they could hit me?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] well, I did my action for the round
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] heh, possibly
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] 1 in 20
[Lior] haha
[Lior] ok.. i'll try to overrun them
[Lior] and i shold still get an attack
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Allo? Is BB down?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] no
[Lior] though honapo is gonna move one limb and throw me to the next dimension
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] I dimension doored through with lior, fritz ran through and took the damage
[DM] yes you can try that Sadoya
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] honapo can't do anything this round
[Lior] imma move there
[Lior] i only run away from about four or five of the snakes then
[Lior] and i'm behind him
[DM] will say 4 snakes
[Lior] assuming he's not omniscient or onmipresent, i should get a bonus to my attack
[DM] Roll #1: (d20) [6] 6, Roll #2: (d20) [4] 4, Roll #3: (d20) [11] 11, Roll #4: (d20) [3] 3
[Lior] ha
[DM] all miss
[Lior] ok, i attack him
[DM] and you get to make a save
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] yay. no poison saves for you
[Lior] i make a save?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] to see if you fall through the ground
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] a false flooer
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] make it
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] or I laugh
[Lior] save vs what?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] para
[Lior] i'm not gonna freakn' make it
[Lior] you know that
[DM] yes
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] go on, try
[Lior] Sadoya: Paralysis, Poison or Death save: (d20) [15] 15
[Lior] PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (11) [11] 11!!!
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] looks like ya did
[Lior] woot!
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] woot!
[DM] ok
[Lior] just high enough
[DM] so
[DM] you run through the snakes
[DM] as you climb the stairs of the throne,
[Lior] does he get a -4?
[DM] you step on the first step
[DM] and avoid falling into the pit
[DM] that opens up
[Lior] woot!
[DM] you land on the second step
[DM] which is a bear trap like snap on your leg
[DM] Roll #1: (d20) [7] 7
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ha!
[DM] but it misses you still
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] ouch
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] lol
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Muhahahaha
[DM] and you make it up on top of the throne area with him
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] you sure you're not an elf, lior?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we have a new trap finder!
[Lior] i'm just that cool
[El Fudge (Sean)] wowoot!
[Lior] i wanted to be behind him
[Lior] not so that he can sit on me
[DM] that is the closest you can get
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] John says hi everyone :)
[DM] he is on the throne
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Umm... no John was putting the babies to bed ::giggles::
[DM] smile
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Hi John,
[Lior] so can i hit him from here?
[DM] lior, roll your attack
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Crapper
[Lior] does he get a -4?
[DM] for?
[Lior] i'm behind him
[DM] you can not get behind
[DM] he is on the throne
[Lior] bah
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Crap
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] but you get -2 cuzza flanking
[Lior] Sadoya: Attack #1: Joyeuse 2 handed: (13-(d20+6)) [13-(7+6)] 0
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] that hits anyway
[Lior] ac 0 hits?
[DM] yes
[Lior] and he's freakn' huge...
[Lior] Sadoya: Damage v L: Joyeuse 2 handed: (2d8+10) [(5+1)+10] 16 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]
[Lior] it was nice knowing all of you
[Lior] i'll probably never hit anything again
[DM] Honapo's Current Hit Points: adjusted to Heavily Wounded
[Lior] oh hell yeah
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] LOL!!!
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] that's awesome!
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] what a wussy demigod
[Lior] indeed
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] this god sucks!
[El Fudge (Sean)] and the little people shall lead us ...
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] WHAT?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you know, I give up, I'm not attacking anymore, I don't wanna breath on him too hard
[Lior] fuck you man, i'm about die here
[Lior] he's still probably got an attack that'll kill me
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] he gets nothing this round
[DM] and so the beginning of round 4 now
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] lets see if he tries to cast again.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] naaaaaa we disrupt every spell he tries to cast
[Lior] but the big fuckall mace
[DM] and roll Lorie
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Roll #1: (d10) [5] 5
[Lior] anyway, if i hit now, assuming i do, i dont think he'll live
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] okay fine, I'll flame arrow his lame arse
[DM] Roll #1: (d10) [8] 8
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] It is all for show
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf: Attack #1: Long Bow: (13-(d20+1)) [13-(17+1)] -5
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] Elandar Silverleaf: Damage v L: Long Bow: (1d8+2) [8+2] 10 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]
[DM] Honapo's Current Hit Points: adjusted to Heavily Wounded
[El Fudge (Sean)] what a wuss god
[Lior] so can i hit again?
[Lior] if we's on fast?
[DM] go for it
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] and you guys know what the beautiful thing is here?
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] i'm not even proficient with the long bow
[Lior] and nietzsche said 'god is dead'
[Lior] Sadoya: Attack #1: Joyeuse 2 handed: (13-(d20+6)) [13-(2+6)] 5
[Lior] and he was wrong
[DM] miss
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] he will be soon
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Natural Fighting check: (d20) [7] 7
[Fritz] PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (19+6) [19+6] 25!!!
[Lior] well. reign'll kill him
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Wild fighting check: (d20) [16] 16
[Fritz] PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (18+6) [18+6] 24!!!
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: DEX check: (d20) [12] 12
[Fritz] PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (15) [15] 15!!!
[Lior] so after we kill the god, you all know the three of us will be killed by the snakes, right? assuming they dont disappear
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] nah
[Fritz] Reign Tandem targets Honapo. Distance: 4'04"
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Attack #1: +3 Giant 2 handed Sword: (14-(d20+10)) [14-(16+10)] -12
[Fritz] PROBABLY HITS Honapo (AC FINAL: 0)!!!
[Lior] yeah!
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Attack #1: +3 Giant 2 handed Sword: (14-(d20+10)) [14-(15+10)] -11
[Fritz] PROBABLY HITS Honapo (AC FINAL: 0)!!!
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] what 3? the snakes can't reach me
[Lior] you hit that big meany
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Attack #1: +2 Mithril Horns on Helm: (14-(d20+5)) [14-(20+5)] -11
[Fritz] PROBABLY HITS Honapo (AC FINAL: 0)!!!
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Attack #1: +2 Mithril Horns on Helm: (14-(d20+5)) [14-(6+5)] 3
[Fritz] Probably MISSES Honapo (AC FINAL: 0)
[Lior] i'll drag you down so you can die with us
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Damage v L: +3 Giant 2 handed Sword: ((3d6*2)+13) [((4+6+1)*2)+13] 35 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Reign Tandem: Damage v L: +3 Giant 2 handed Sword: ((3d6*2)+13) [((5+4+4)*2)+13] 39 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you can't reach me neither :-P
[Lior] oh that sonuvabitch is dead
[Lior] i can... throw stuff
[Lior] i'll throw the snakes at you.. yeah
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] yeah, the first swing would have killed it outright
[DM] Honapo's Current Hit Points: adjusted to Dead
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] protection from normal missiles
[Lior] and run away when they come down
[El Fudge (Sean)] woot!
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::grin::
[El Fudge (Sean)] Your powerful demigods are no match for our puny group!
[Lior] you ever see someone use a snake as a missle?
[Lior] that ain't normal
[Lior] yay reign! you killed god!
[Lior] at least.. a god
[El Fudge (Sean)] Did the snakes disappear?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::applauds::
[Lior] ::prays he doesn't fall on me::
[DM] the room is going crazy here
[DM] they are all celbrating
[Sadoya (Lior)] i am too
[Sadoya (Lior)] but i can't celebrate too loud, roomate's sleeping
[Sadoya (Lior)] he's a wuss
[El Fudge (Sean)] Meanwhile, Bob is in a state of shock
[El Fudge (Sean)] nothing so far has killed us.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Way to go the elf who isn't proficient with the bow stopped the demigod
[Sadoya (Lior)] how many hitpoints did this guy have? 50?
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] like 15
[El Fudge (Sean)] Okay Bob, throw a flump our way ... total party kill
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] :-P
[Sadoya (Lior)] his carcass quickly rots into uranium and we're all irradiated and die of cancer in 20 years
[Sadoya (Lior)] or quicker
[DM] actually you do hear a vague rumble in the distance
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] That is my stomach
[Sadoya (Lior)] as the world begins exploding
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] quick! get the bag of sand!
[Sadoya (Lior)] or the temple starts falling apart ala idiana jones
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] time to go now???? ::more hopeful grinning::
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] don't forget to loot the carcass!
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] loot his body fast
[Sadoya (Lior)] no more barricade, i say we run the hell out of the temple
[Lorie] I am away from the keyboard.
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] you find a large newspaper
[DM] the only thing you see of value is the gold idol that teleportes here
[Sadoya (Lior)] grab the mace, reign, it'll look great over the mantle in kylia's keep
[DM] and the huge ivory mace
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] and a copy of maxim
[Sadoya (Lior)] the idol t hat fucked us over before?
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Cool
[DM] that would be the one
[Sadoya (Lior)] i grab that little bastard
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] No jokes about Acid Reign
[Sadoya (Lior)] and start getting out of here
[DM] ok
[DM] map goes dark
[DM] as you run down the hallway
[DM] and up the stairs
[DM] then back out to the valley
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::runing along::
[Lorie] I am back at the keyboard.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I scoop up Sebrina as we go out
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] where are our character sheets ?
[Sadoya (Lior)] on a diff map
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] that we can't see yet?
[Sadoya (Lior)] of course
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] We were ported to limbo
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] there we go
[DM] so there is your map
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] hey lorie
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] guess what
[DM] and on the right side
[DM] you see the volcano
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we get to go home now
[DM] now spewing smoke out of the top
[Sadoya (Lior)] lets dip
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Spew
[Sadoya (Lior)] literally
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] sounds like a plan.
[Sadoya (Lior)] we've angered the gods
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] feel free to open up the pool
[Sadoya (Lior)] whever you're ready
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] now's good
[Sadoya (Lior)] eh, that lava wont reach us for a while
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::looks at the pretty body of water, and then around for big monsters coming::
[DM] no monsters
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Oh crap. wait we cant leave them to die
[DM] just a volcano
[Sadoya (Lior)] just lava
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] might wanna get in it before we have lava coming
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::pulls out her toy and calls for Roadhaven::
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] cuz, that would suck
[DM] who to die?
[Sadoya (Lior)] no one's dying
[Sadoya (Lior)] except us if we stay here
[DM] and so?
[DM] everyone on thier way?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::scrying for Roadhaven::
[DM] click your heels
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Wait we have to take the stuff back to the armecs
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] we didn't say WHEN we'd bring em back, and besides that we gotta go to roadhaven first anyway
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::smiles as it appears and waits for the others to go through::
[Sadoya (Lior)] you do that, we'll be in roadhaven, where volcanoes aren't about to klll us
[Sadoya (Lior)] ::jumps in::
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] ::dives in::
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] see ya on the other side, guys.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Crap....joins in
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] ::holds his nose and jumps::
[Sadoya (Lior)] Roadhaven! (its only a model)
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::counts jumping smurfs and notes that El Fudge and Sebrina haven't jumped yet::
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I am carrying sebrina
[El Fudge (Sean)] sure, I jmp in
[El Fudge (Sean)] wooo hooo!
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] so how long does it take for lava to solidify?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::takes one last look around after El Fudge and follows::
[Sadoya (Lior)] depends on what its one
[Sadoya (Lior)] on
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] piles and piles of ivory
[Sadoya (Lior)] and temperature
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] african summer
[Sadoya (Lior)] heh
[Sadoya (Lior)] should be a while
[Sadoya (Lior)] i'd hope
[Sadoya (Lior)] if anything, we know its there
[Sadoya (Lior)] and we can dig
[Sadoya (Lior)] i mean.. its gonna become land
[Sadoya (Lior)] right?
[DM] ok
[DM] so
[DM] the group is back at roadhaven
[DM] all safe and sound
[DM] I will be adding XP to the sheets
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::smiles as she looks at her keep::
[DM] we can assume you sleep for a night before continuing on
[Sadoya (Lior)] well yeah
[Sadoya (Lior)] sebrian needs to be alive
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] For Sebrina's sake yes
[Shade (BiBo!!!)] she's only mostly dead, she's still partly alive
[Sadoya (Lior)] i clean up from when i crapped myself when i thought i was going to die
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] I smile and fill up my quiver
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] woot
[Sadoya (Lior)] you dont add the 10%'s right bob?
[Sadoya (Lior)] to exp?
[DM] I will have to do it manually
[Sadoya (Lior)] k
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay... all , I need to run.
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] tomorrow is my glucose test
[Sadoya (Lior)] wow, this character has gained about 6000 exp since start... who woulda thunk bob actually gave out that much exp
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] to make sure I don't have gestational diabetes
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Fritz enjoy your weekend
[Sadoya (Lior)] eww
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Take care everyone!
[Sadoya (Lior)] good luck with that
[DM] thank you
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] have fun kylia
[DM] good luck and let us know lor
[Elandar Silverleaf (Mike)] night all
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Thanks... it should go well :)
Mike is receiving the map...
Mike has received the map.
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::crosses fingers in any case::
Lior is receiving the map...
Lior has received the map.
[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I want my share of the treasure cash. I need the money
[DM] ok
[DM] so have a good night all
Lorie has left the game.
[DM] will shut this down and save everything
[Sadoya (Lior)] nighty night
[THE Sebrina (Barb)] night
[Sadoya (Lior)] see ya'll next week
BiBo!!! has left the game.
Mike has left the game.
[Sadoya (Lior)] have a good holiday those who have it
Fritz has left the game.
[Sadoya (Lior)] i know i do :)
Sean has left the game.
Lior has left the game.
THE Sebrina (Barb) has left the game.
[DM] have a great time
