Mhoram Dahl

Morrum's Memos

Note to self: Get a new squire. One that is not stronger than I am.

Note to self: Wish for something better next time.

Note to self: Sell amulet on ebay.

Note to self: Get a teleportation pool for the keep (check out www.Teleportation-Pools-R-Us.com)

Note to self: Raise all taxes.

Note to self: Find a new wife.

Note to self: the square of the hypotenuse is the sum of the squares of the other two sides, that is, c² = a² + b² (how did I know that?)

Note to self: Raise all taxes again tomorrow.

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