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Nov 07 03

Session Start (anstettjr:anstettjr Chat359): Fri Nov 07 18:42:39 2003

[18:42] *** Fritz has been invited to the group chat.

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[18:42] anstettjr: hi guys

[18:43] anstettjr: Fritz to double check with you

[18:43] Mike: we dubbed her the lawn ornament and threw her into the party pack

[18:43] anstettjr: I have an online friend

[18:43] anstettjr: she would like to watch tonight

[18:43] anstettjr: she did for a few a couple of weeks ago

[18:43] anstettjr: is that ok with you?

[18:43] Mike: so now we found the owner of the castle, and it isn't a crotchety old dude, its some hottie sorceress.

[18:44] Fritz: No....hell yes what do you think you bunghole. What is her name?

[18:44] Mike: but she doesn't like us very much at the moment, but didn't attack us outright

[18:44] anstettjr: she is part Haitian,

[18:44] anstettjr: she is a student at Cal Berkly

[18:44] Fritz: Welp I definitely won't like her

[18:44] anstettjr: San Fran

[18:44] Fritz: Calhatian hunh? Well ok. If you say so. :-D

[18:45] *** Lex on AIM has been invited to the group chat.

[18:45] Mike: she won't say anything about the old wizard, but did llet us try to get what we think is part of the key to moving the castle

[18:45] *** Lex on AIM has joined the chat.

[18:45] Mike: problem is, its surrounded in a forcefield bubble

[18:45] anstettjr: greetings Lex

[18:46] anstettjr: Fritz and Mike are both here so far

[18:46] Mike: bibo can get through the focefield due to his magic resistance, but the crystal doesnt' have any res. so it just hits the side of the bubble when he pulls on it

[18:46] Mike: hi lex

[18:47] Mike: so now we're in her trone room, with her grinning evily at us

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[18:47] Mike: and we don't know where the wizard is

[18:47] iranon73: hi

[18:47] Mike: hey lior

[18:47] anstettjr: welcome Lior

[18:47] Mike: just bringing fritz up to date

[18:47] anstettjr: Lex, you are allowed to ask questions about what is happening

[18:47] Fritz: Hiya Lior. and Hello Lex !!!

[18:47] anstettjr: you are not allowed to give them advice on what to actually do to solve any problems

[18:48] iranon73: hey BOB, i believe introductions are in order...

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[18:48] Mike: this is lex

[18:48] Mike: say hi

[18:48] Fritz: Well you can't give us advice if Bob knows about it O:-) You can always instant message us on the side so he wont know :-D

[18:48] anstettjr: I trust her

[18:49] Mike: well, that's all good and well, but can you trust us, bob?

[18:49] iranon73: lets not call that into issue

[18:49] Fritz: Hah !!!! Where do you think we get our password from ???? :-X

[18:49] iranon73: trust is a relative term based on one's relative perspective of truth

[18:50] anstettjr: too many college people in this room for me

[18:50] iranon73: :-)

[18:50] Mike: riiiight...

[18:50] iranon73: hey, guess what.. i got an a on a midterm!

[18:50] anstettjr: very good

[18:50] Mike: dude, its friday. no more brain for me

[18:50] iranon73: someday i just may have bob's gpa

[18:50] Mike: me too.

[18:50] Fritz: Yeah but if you trust a relative named uncle John when he says "come and sit on my lap" you are crazy !!8-)

[18:50] Mike: i won't

[18:50] iranon73: yeah, me neither, but one can pretend to dream

[18:51] Lex on AIM: iran i hope to bet bob's gpa

[18:51] Fritz: Congrats on the "A" !!!1 woot I believe that deserves 200 extra experience points !!!

[18:51] anstettjr: my GPA is slipping, will get three As and a B

[18:51] iranon73: hey. me too fritz

[18:51] anstettjr: Lex, please

[18:51] iranon73: the name's lior lex

[18:51] Lex on AIM: nice to meet you lior

[18:51] iranon73: you too

[18:52] iranon73: sorta

[18:52] iranon73: if you call this meeting

[18:52] Mike: oh, yeah, i'm mike in real life.

[18:52] iranon73: i should say, its nice to know about your existence

[18:52] Lex on AIM: ditto

[18:53] iranon73: you going to invite lorie, bob?

[18:53] Mike: not until 7

[18:53] iranon73: no one asked you, mike

[18:54] Fritz: I am Bob in real life

[18:54] iranon73: now now fritz... give yourself some credit

[18:54] Mike: don't insult yourself that way, fritz

[18:54] *** Lorie has been invited to the group chat.

[18:54] anstettjr: ok,

[18:54] *** Lorie has joined the chat.

[18:55] anstettjr: going down for drinks

[18:55] Mike: damn. there goes the bonus exp

[18:55] Mike: just kidding, lorie. good to see you

[18:55] anstettjr: you had too many people

[18:55] Lorie: nice to see you as usual Mike

[18:55] iranon73: hey lorie

[18:55] iranon73: long time

[18:55] Mike: how's the new place?

[18:55] anstettjr: going down for drinks for people

[18:55] Lorie: LIOR :)

[18:55] anstettjr: be right back

[18:55] Lorie: I"ll have wine BOB

[18:55] iranon73: me too

[18:55] Lorie: It's nice to have quiet

[18:55] Fritz: Just feeling a bit down on myself. A bit suicidal. I think it is time to call it quits and then have myself resurected by a cleric of Hades.

[18:55] Lorie: but it looks horrible now

[18:56] Lorie: ::blinks:: Hades? Are you nuts?

[18:56] Mike: um... right...

[18:56] Lorie: we have boxes everywhere

[18:56] Mike: boxes aren't too bad. are they pretty boxes, at least?

[18:56] Lorie: umm... well UHAUL does make pretty boxes I suppose

[18:56] Fritz: Those are the only guys in Bob's world with any real power. Haven't you realized that yet?

[18:56] Lorie: and my storage containers are colorful

[18:57] Lorie: Oh... no, it's those deities that he created.

[18:57] iranon73: you know lorie... i lived in a house full of boxes most of my life

[18:57] Lorie: they have power

[18:57] iranon73: we didn't bother unpacking anything since we got the states, that we didn't need, until my parents bought the house we live in now 3 years ago

[18:57] Fritz: I thought about living in a box

[18:57] iranon73: and there was always merchandise from the store around

[18:58] Mike: ge makes some very spacious fridge boxes

[18:58] iranon73: i used to make forts out of the boxes and shoot at my brother with a rubber band gun

[18:58] Lorie: I saw a guy in a box this morning on the way to work

[18:58] iranon73: you have him there too?

[18:58] iranon73: boston's got tons of those gusy

[18:58] Lorie: ::nods:: He sleeps outside the parking garage.

[18:58] Mike: my little brother and i did that at my father's house

[18:58] Lorie: I have to walk near him... he's usually sleeping

[18:58] iranon73: well.. .at least he's tranquil

[18:58] iranon73: the guys here harass you for money and get really pissed when you dont give them any

[18:58] Lorie: ::counts the smurfs:: Umm... where are SPC and Bibo?

[18:59] iranon73: and the street performers can be really rude sometimes

[18:59] anstettjr: ok

[18:59] Lorie: And ::waves:: Hi there Lex... welcome to the dysfunctional fun :)

[18:59] Fritz: I hate it when Mime's yell at me !!!

[18:59] iranon73: yeah, the bastards

[18:59] Lorie: ::giggles::

[18:59] Mike: i don't have a box man... but i do have a guy under the sawgrass overpass who has a pet dog

[18:59] iranon73: and those guys who act like statues are the worst

[19:00] Lorie: ::nods:: Mike... it's a start

[19:00] Mike: they aren't supposed to chase you around with a knife when you steal thier tip box, are they?

[19:00] iranon73: yes, they are

[19:00] Lorie: We have actual statues across the street from me. At 4:30 am ... they look real and get creepy

[19:00] Mike: they're supposed to be statues, i thought.

[19:00] iranon73: its part of the 'act'

[19:00] iranon73: especially around you

[19:00] Fritz: How about those Mimes that live in boxes and shout about throwing bricks at the glass windows ?!?!?! Man they really piss me off.

[19:00] Lorie: ROFL... I hate the ones that climb ropes...

[19:00] Lorie: just wrong

[19:00] iranon73: how about those guys selling bricks around midnight in the subways

[19:01] Mike: i like the mimes that mime dead people.

[19:01] Mike: the problem is, sometimes they end up just being dead.

[19:01] Fritz: Yea zombie Mimes they are killer !!

[19:01] Lorie: BOB do you have Zombie mimes in your world?

[19:01] Lorie: Can we have an adventure where we whoop up on some?

[19:01] iranon73: of course he does

[19:01] Lorie: :)

[19:01] iranon73: havn't you met his npc's?

[19:02] Lorie: ::giggles more::

[19:02] Mike: ew. that's gonna be the scariest adventure yet. undead mimes... ::sudders::

[19:02] Lorie: Imagine the XP

[19:02] Lorie: :)

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[19:02] iranon73: how does one sudder, mike?

[19:02] iranon73: ;-)

[19:02] Lorie: ::thinks:: Oh wait... this is BOB's campaign... forget the XP

[19:02] iranon73: yeah, we dont even get a pat on the back

[19:02] anstettjr: oh my god

[19:02] Fritz: Yea How about we have a Mime wooping contest in your world Bob? Or we could give a mime a make believe parachute and throw him off the cloud castle and see if he remembers to open the chute in time :)

[19:02] Mike: xp? what's that?

[19:02] anstettjr: can not imagine

[19:03] iranon73: then we replace it with a make believe anvil

[19:03] anstettjr: what this looks like to the new people

[19:03] iranon73: sure you can... this gam'es all about imagination

[19:03] Fritz: /rofl I love it. That would be great. O:-)

[19:04] *** disciple82 has been invited to the group chat.

[19:04] *** Marco has been invited to the group chat.

[19:04] iranon73: at least.. that's what that girl in the store told me

[19:04] Mike: poor lex, she's gotta be so scared right now. and this is before bibo gets on.

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[19:04] Lorie: BIBO!!!!

[19:04] iranon73: speak of the devil

[19:04] Marco: heeey

[19:04] Mike: ack! he's here! run!!!

[19:04] Lorie: What's wrong with Mime chat?

[19:04] Lorie: It's rated G

[19:04] iranon73: we thought you were living in some mountain wearing tea cozy as a hat

[19:04] Lorie: We aren't cussing you out... be happy

[19:04] Lorie: :D

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[19:04] Mike: he is.

[19:04] Marco: no, no tea cozy

[19:05] Marco: :-P

[19:05] iranon73: well.. i wont go out with you anyway :-P

[19:05] anstettjr: yeah, Lex did you get your tea yet?

[19:05] Lex on AIM: yup bob i just went and got it

[19:05] Fritz: No Mime Chat is very nasty they say really dirty things...the problem is no one listens!!!

[19:05] Mike: what kind of tea?

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[19:05] Lorie: Umm... Lex, could you change your font color

[19:06] Lorie: Who is disciple82?

[19:06] Mike: the new guy

[19:06] Lex on AIM: i dont know

[19:06] Fritz: Who is Disciple82 ?

[19:06] iranon73: scary name

[19:06] Mike: we have another table player

[19:06] Marco: trevor

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[19:06] *** disciple82 has been invited to the group chat.

[19:06] Lorie: Trevor... where did we find him?

[19:06] Lex on AIM: and mku the tea is spearmint with alittle chamomile

[19:06] Marco: he's still getting baptized

[19:06] iranon73: he's having a hard time

[19:06] Mike: in a gaming shop

[19:06] anstettjr: ok

[19:06] Fritz: Aack Bob found me in a bookstore. You are sinking lower Bob !!!

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[19:06] Lorie: Then maybe we need to have roll (role) call?

[19:06] Mike: hmmm... the only kind i've ever realy had is green, so i have no idea what that would taste like

[19:06] iranon73: just a minor note.. in about 20 minutes, i gotta go get my laundry from the dryer

[19:07] anstettjr: ok

[19:07] Lex on AIM: i am a big fan of tea

[19:07] Lorie: ::shakes head:: He's been lower Fritz... ::giggles::

[19:07] Lex on AIM: i drink it all the time

[19:07] iranon73: me too, but its been getting me naseaus lately

[19:07] Marco: beverages should never be hot

[19:07] anstettjr: shakes his head at the madness

[19:07] iranon73: i dont know why.. i think i've become allergic to hot water

[19:07] disciple82: 'Ello everyone.

[19:07] Lorie: LIOR... we'll have a mime stand in ;)

[19:07] Lorie: Evening Trevor... I'm Lorie and welcome to the fun :)

[19:07] Lex on AIM: lior if you drink too much it'll make you feel yucky

[19:07] iranon73: yeah, the mime can cast all my spells

[19:07] Lorie: ::waves from Pennsylvania::

[19:07] Lex on AIM: or maybe its too much of the same kind

[19:08] iranon73: i've never drank more than a cup

[19:08] Lex on AIM: try switching

[19:08] anstettjr: ok, everyone wait just a sec and I will post in the stuff for everyone from last

[19:08] anstettjr: week

[19:08] Fritz: Ok ....how about we have Bob play a mime. I am sure we would understand what is going on just the same

[19:08] Lorie: ROFL Lior

[19:08] Lorie: ROFL Fritz ::crying::

[19:08] anstettjr: It will be the room discription,

[19:08] iranon73: it doesn't matter what kind, cuz it also happened when i was drinking warm apple cider

[19:08] Lex on AIM: hmmm

[19:08] anstettjr: and then a part of the log for everyone to read

[19:08] Mike: i think warm drinks are evil in general

[19:08] Lex on AIM: luke warm things make me nauseous too sometimes

[19:08] anstettjr: ok, everyone, ?

[19:08] Fritz: Yes Lex. We are crazy :)

[19:08] Lex on AIM: lol

[19:08] Lorie: Great BOB!

[19:08] Lex on AIM: not crazy

[19:08] Lex on AIM: just......

[19:08] iranon73: i dont know what they're talking about

[19:08] Lex on AIM: off

[19:08] iranon73: i'm not crazy

[19:09] Marco: drinks should only be cold

[19:09] Lex on AIM: lol

[19:09] Lorie: But warm Guiness is a good thing :)

[19:09] Marco: if a drink is not cold, it is not worth drinking

[19:09] Mike: i am.

[19:09] Mike: crazy that is.

[19:09] Lex on AIM: my father drinks warm guiness

[19:09] iranon73: bibo... your taste in anything does not matter ever

[19:09] Lex on AIM: i cant do it

[19:09] Fritz: You are to crazy to realize how crazy you are Lior!

[19:09] Mike: yeah. you ever try warm vodka? just not the same as cold

[19:09] anstettjr: WARNING WILL ROBINSON, THIS IS A LONG BIT OF TEXT.

[19:09] anstettjr: 20

 Dozens of shades of purple mix and meet in this chamber from shadowy midnight blue to bright violet.  The entire spire seems to be filled with a weird lambent glow.  Exotic and rare tapestries a door the walls, and it great map

[19:09] iranon73: then i want out of htis air force

[19:09] anstettjr: of a large country dominates one wall. In the center of the spire a throne of clear glass sits beneath a hovering gem of exquisite royal purple. The purple shard is encased in a shimmering field of force.

 On the throne sits a

[19:09] anstettjr: beautiful, dark haired woman clad in elegant black robes. Beside her, armored warriors wait with their weapons drawn. The woman watches you for a moment then smiles and speaks. “So this is the band of ruffians that has invaded my

[19:09] anstettjr: house? Well, brave heroes, what can I do for you? What do you wish of Irinia, Lady of Prism Keep?

 Action so far 





 anstettjr: Lior got his part 


 Marco: yeay force 


 iranon73: do we recognize the map? 


 Marco: hey erania 

[19:09] anstettjr: anstettjr: no, not imeadiately obvious

 anstettjr: Irinia 


 Mike: um, we were looking for <name> 


 Marco: you got the irinia part right? 


 Marco: ::peers at lior:: 


 iranon73: mhm 


 Marco: k 


 Mike: we were told this was his castle 

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[19:09] anstettjr: Marco: there are 9 guards

 Marco: around the room 


 Marco: plus chick on the throne 


 anstettjr: she looks at your group 


 iranon73: yeah, i got the part about her and the armored guys 


 Marco: so yes, greetings, have you heard of

[19:09] anstettjr: <blah>?

 iranon73: good to know how many there are 


 anstettjr: she is apparently ignoring you 


 Marco: ::disbelieves the illusion:: 


 anstettjr: what are you doing here in my house? 


 Mike: we told you. 


 iranon73: we wish to find the

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[19:09] anstettjr: residents of the castle

 anstettjr: she looks at  you with distain 


 anstettjr: I am the Lady of Prism Keep  


 Marco: again, we are looking for <blah> 


 anstettjr: I rule here 


 Marco: do you know where he may be found 

[19:09] anstettjr: anstettjr: one of the guards near her arm

 anstettjr: leans over and wispers in her ear something 


 iranon73: very well... we are searching for <whatever that guy's name is> 


 iranon73: we were told he could be found here 

[19:09] anstettjr: anstettjr: you are mistaken

 Mike: did we get the wrong floating castle? 


 iranon73: have you heard of him? 


 Marco: shoulda made that left turn at alberkerque 


 Mike: yeah, he's got one of these too. 


 anstettjr: (hint) ! "Who dares

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[19:09] iranon73: bob.. yo'ure killing everything

[19:09] anstettjr: intrude in the keep of Irinia, Queen of Beauty and Mistress of the sorcerous arts?"

 iranon73: shut up mike 


 Mike: 'you pass him by in the sky at all? 


 Marco: wave 


 Marco: We the dragonslayers dare 


 Marco: why do you ask? 

[19:09] anstettjr: anstettjr: the guard frowns

 anstettjr: looks at you hard 


 iranon73: thats what the two guards at the door said 


 iranon73: she disguises herself as a guy probably 


 Marco: ::bows:: 


 anstettjr: live guards 


 anstettjr: no repsonse 

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[19:09] anstettjr: Mike: (crossdresser!)

 Marco: ::advances slowly:: we mean no harm, we only seek information 


 iranon73: no, its not crossdressing when women dress as men 


 anstettjr: two of the guards step forward 


 anstettjr: lay down your arms 

[19:09] anstettjr: Marco: um... k

 iranon73: i lay down my arms 


 Mike: this is like the dread pirate roberts 


 Marco: waves her arms and drops them down 


 iranon73: i put my sword by my feet 


 Mike: "Put the knives down!" 


 Mike: "I can't." 

[19:09] anstettjr: anstettjr: he gestures you foward

 Mike: ::holds out empty hands:: 


 Marco: ::continues to approach:: 


 Marco: I hope that we have not caused any trouble 


 anstettjr: reaches out to take your swords from you 


 anstettjr: she smiles slightly 

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[19:09] anstettjr: iranon73: what guarantee do i have of my sword's return and your acting in kindness to us?

 Marco: I'm the only one approaching 


 anstettjr: she frowns 


 Mike: ::i'm not walking forward 


 Marco: and hence the only one who's weapons need

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[19:09] anstettjr: to be taken

 Mike: ::i'm letting the witch be spokes person here 


 iranon73: i apologize, but as we were not oficially welcomed here, i would understand your having hostility towards us 


 Marco: since no one responded when we knocked,

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[19:09] anstettjr: we were unfortunately forced to intrude into your abode

 iranon73: we mean no harm, but we are not to leave ourselves defensless if you find it fit to punish us 


 anstettjr: she raises an eyebrow 


 iranon73: i'm sure we can come to some

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[19:09] Marco: aaaah

[19:09] anstettjr: manner of understanding on the subject

 anstettjr: and so you just felt it would be alright to walk into MY keep? 


 anstettjr: she nods slowly at that 


 Marco: We seek only the mage known as <blah>, we were told he lives here 

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[19:09] anstettjr: iranon73: we knew of no other way of finding out the information we seek

 anstettjr: I told you, she says tersely, I am the ruler of this keep 


 iranon73: again, i apologize for the intrusion, but we would be more than grateful for

[19:09] anstettjr: any help you may grant us

 Marco: and as ruler you should know who resides within 


 Marco: or at least one might assume such 


 anstettjr: the senior guard frowns at you 


 anstettjr: what help do you require? she asks 

[19:09] anstettjr: Mike: 'can you unturn people from stone?

 Marco: may we take that gem over there? 


 iranon73: shut up, you two 


 Marco: ::points at the field of force:: 


 iranon73: you're going to get us killed 


 Marco: I believe it is important to us 

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[19:09] anstettjr: Marco: (shh, being serious here)

 iranon73: we were informed that in this castle resides a wizard 


 iranon73: name of <> 


 Marco: (she ignores all questions referring to the wizard) 


 Marco: (or so it seems at any rate) 

[19:09] anstettjr: anstettjr: she considers,

 Marco: (a change of tactics is an order) 


 anstettjr: she stands up 


 anstettjr: moves slightly over to the side 


 anstettjr: her guards moving outward around the room 


 anstettjr: she gestures up at the gem,  

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[19:09] Lorie: ::gets squished under the macro::

[19:10] anstettjr: anstettjr: feel free she says

 Marco: ::bows:: I thank you  


 Mike: act backs away to the wall like the guards 


 Marco: ::saunters over to the gem and reaches for it:: 


 iranon73: i wouldn't recommend you do that 


 iranon73: it just may be

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[19:10] anstettjr: a death trap

 iranon73: like.. .one that might drop this castle 


 Marco: (magic resistence) 


 Marco: shh 


 Marco: I think we need to collect these 


 iranon73: this is not zelda 


 Marco: yes it is 


 Mike: pokemon! 


 iranon73: we are not collecting

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[19:10] anstettjr: shards

 Marco: trust me 


 iranon73: so have we died yet? 


 Marco: no, bob was looking up what happened 


 Marco: seeing if I could reach through it 


 Mike: can't 


 anstettjr: no no death yet 


 anstettjr: reach towards the sphere,  

[19:10] anstettjr: anstettjr: blocked from reaching into it

 Marco: would it be inappropriate of me to ask that this field be lifted? ::peers at iriana:: 


 iranon73: what is the purpose of the shard? 


 anstettjr: she says yes 


 anstettjr: no, you may try

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[19:10] Marco: ::flails::

[19:10] anstettjr: anything reasonable

 Marco: would you be adverse to me finding a way to lift it? 


 Marco: darn psychics 


 Marco: she didn't answer your question lior 


 iranon73: noticed 


 Marco: bob's lookin up stuff so nothing is really being said 

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[19:10] anstettjr: Mike: hey lior, if i lift you up, and you can reach it, wanna try to just walk off with the whole sphere?

 Marco: wohoo! bob's changing rulings 


 anstettjr: ok 


 anstettjr: so 


 Mike: and we didn't even need to get fritz 

[19:10] anstettjr: anstettjr: the witch flys up

 anstettjr: reaches into the sphere, 


 anstettjr: your hand passes through 


 anstettjr: you grasp the crystal shard 


 anstettjr: you try to pull it out 


 anstettjr: and it bumps up  


 anstettjr: into the side of

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[19:10] anstettjr: the sphere

 Mike: well, i can't do jack 


 Mike: i've got shineys 


 Mike: you two deal with this 


 Marco: don't suppose you have ANY spell ideas? ::peers at lior:: 


 iranon73: to take the shard? 


 Marco: aye 


 Mike: no, to make a spot of tea 

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[19:10] anstettjr: iranon73: i wouldn't help you if i did have something to help you with

 Mike: (that was sarcasm) 


 Marco: we seriously need this 


 iranon73: hey mike, you know those wounds you got? 


 iranon73: you like them? 


 Mike: yeah, they're real

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[19:10] anstettjr: prety

 iranon73: cuz you should get used to them 


 Mike: if you squint your eyes, and tilt your head like so, they kinda look like the virgin marry 


 Marco: ::looks about the room:: 


 anstettjr: ok, 


 anstettjr: so we should hold here 

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[19:10] Marco: we're dying! dyyyyying!!!

[19:10] anstettjr: anstettjr: pick up right here next week

[19:10] anstettjr: ok

[19:10] anstettjr: ok

[19:10] Mike: fuggin bloody!!

[19:10] anstettjr: sorry

[19:10] anstettjr: that was a bit too much

[19:10] anstettjr: pause for ten minutes for everyone to read

[19:10] iranon73: i like that it ends with me telling mike to shut up

[19:11] Lorie: Queen of Beauty and Mistress of Sorceous Arts? Is that Marco again?

[19:11] iranon73: no, its the chick who's castle we're in

[19:11] iranon73: but it was my nickname once when i got really drunk

[19:11] Lorie: Ahhhh... we could have a cat fight then... Witchy Pooh vs. Queenie

[19:11] Mike: 'i'll use a bloody apostrophe to talk if i want to, damnit!

[19:11] Marco: so yeah, basically there's a dagger sized gem in a force field

[19:11] Marco: we wanna get said gem

[19:11] iranon73: no

[19:11] iranon73: you want to

[19:12] Marco: trust me, we do

[19:12] iranon73: i think it'll screw things up

[19:12] Lorie: great... let's dispel magic :)

[19:12] Marco: won't work

[19:12] iranon73: like the fact that we're floating

[19:12] Lorie: ::ponders:: Nope... bad idea

[19:12] Fritz: Lets dispel Marco

[19:12] Marco: (I looked up the spell)

[19:12] Lorie: We're floating?

[19:12] Fritz: Very high up

[19:12] Marco: it's a floating castle

[19:12] Mike: we're inna castle

[19:12] iranon73: we're in a floating castle

[19:12] Lorie: ::routes around in the party pack:: Where's that wand of negation when we need it...

[19:12] iranon73: i think that if we mess with that gem, some magical stuff will happen

[19:12] Fritz: Do wish to pretend we are Mimes with parachutes?

[19:12] Lorie: Ahhhh....

[19:12] Mike: btw lorie, you'll be happy to know the pixie is stoned.

[19:13] Marco: I doubt the enchantress chick would allow us to try and get it if something bad would happen

[19:13] Lorie: ::ponders an appropriate response::

[19:13] Fritz: How come the pixies get all the good stuffO:-)

[19:13] iranon73: i just dont believe she thinks you can do it

[19:13] Lorie: Umm... I'm sorry?

[19:13] Mike: 'while you're in that pack, can you flesh out my pixie?

[19:13] Lorie: ::secretly does the Happy Dance of Joy::

[19:13] Marco: if I was her, I wouldn't be doubting anyone that got this far

[19:13] iranon73: that's not really secretive

[19:13] iranon73: the thing is

[19:13] iranon73: you're not her

[19:13] Marco: yes, but she's not stupid

[19:13] iranon73: you have to realize these things, bibo

[19:13] iranon73: they're important

[19:14] Fritz: So how stoned is she? Bob Marley stoned or Michael Angelo stoned?

[19:14] Marco: she knows, that if we got this far, we're not just stupid useless people with no chance of getting through that

[19:14] Lorie: Why is the pixie now a statuette?

[19:14] iranon73: just the munchies and a bit of cottonmouth

[19:14] Marco: cockatrice bit her

[19:14] Mike: beta she's so stoned she doesn't know whats going on around her.

[19:14] Lorie: Ouch... that sucks...

[19:14] iranon73: actually, it bits

[19:14] Lorie: Oh well...

[19:14] iranon73: bites

[19:14] Mike: well, its a hard life she lives

[19:15] Lorie: so what's our plan to get the gem?

[19:15] Marco: ::throws something at mike::

[19:15] iranon73: i dont want to get the gem

[19:15] Mike: burn the witch!

[19:15] Lorie: She's a mime!

[19:15] Fritz: Who wants to bet that this queenie chick has taken the castle by force from the old man?

[19:15] Mike: burn the mime!

[19:15] Marco: well, we need either a wand of negation or some sort of way to teleport

[19:15] Lorie: ::raises hand:: I think that too

[19:15] Mike: i think your right, fritz

[19:15] Fritz: And pretend we have a bucket of water to put her out with !!!

[19:15] anstettjr: lior, do you have the map I sent out last week? could you share it with the rest who are not here

[19:15] Marco: I think she's just a guardian with delusions of gradeur

[19:15] iranon73: i want to figure out what's up with this castle, and how hard its going to be to get it to the titan

[19:16] iranon73: what map?

[19:16] Lorie: ::finds the wand under an odd body part signed in odd symbols::

[19:16] Fritz: I think if you remove the stone we shall fall faster than a stoned pixie mime!!!

[19:16] iranon73: thank you fritz

[19:16] Marco: so yeah, speaking of which, hey lorie, can we have a copy of the party pack?

[19:16] Mike: i think the crystal's not moving the castle

[19:16] Marco: cuz every time it comes up bob says you have it

[19:16] Lorie: ::nods:: I only have my printed copy at the moment.

[19:16] Mike: we are moving right now, you know.

[19:17] Fritz: Was that the same party pack that got the pixie stoned? If so pass the cookies

[19:17] Lorie: I meant to retype it... and the rest of the notes are in a box

[19:17] Marco: do we have a wand of negation?

[19:17] Marco: or some way to teleport?

[19:17] Marco: like a scroll or something?

[19:17] Lorie: We have a wand of negation... no clue how many charges remain

[19:17] Lorie: ... then again, we've never known

[19:17] Marco: right

[19:17] Mike: i don't think we need to get that crystal, guys.

[19:18] Lorie: So where are Trevor and Lex in all of this?

[19:18] Fritz: I agree with Mike

[19:18] iranon73: i dont think we need to loot anything

[19:18] Marco: we need to collect 6 crystals I'm tellin ya

[19:18] Mike: bob did specifically mention that we are currently moving

[19:18] iranon73: we just need to get this castle to the titan

[19:18] anstettjr: Trevor will get a speaking character in a sec

[19:18] iranon73: not a mime?

[19:18] disciple82: I'm apparently a stoned pixie.

[19:18] Lorie: ... 6 crystals? where did that come in?

[19:18] disciple82: Or a floating brain in the coener.

[19:18] Marco: there are six slots in a pedastal

[19:18] Fritz: Just kill the Witch pretending to be a mime!! or is it a Mime pretending to be a witch?

[19:18] anstettjr: he can talk until then

[19:18] iranon73: bibo thinks we're playing zelda

[19:18] Marco: I think this crystal goes in said pedestal

[19:18] Mike: there's six slots on a pedistal in the middle of the castle

[19:18] Marco: along with 5 others

[19:19] iranon73: so why do we want to bother with putting them all in the pedestal

[19:19] Lorie: OOooh... If we're playing Zelda... that means we get Gems when we kill things... whoo hoo

[19:19] iranon73: this has nothing to do with what we need to do

[19:19] Fritz: Any chance we can get Video and sound up?

[19:19] Mike: who cares fritz? lets have a good old fassioned witch burning!

[19:19] Marco: we did actually

[19:19] Lorie: I have no camera yet

[19:19] Marco: we got gems when we killed the cockatrices

[19:19] anstettjr: video is up on Yahoo

[19:19] Lorie: Mike... no burning the witch

[19:19] Lorie: We need her

[19:19] Mike: why not? ::whines::

[19:19] Marco: cuz you couldn't hit my ac :-P

[19:19] Lorie: Because I said so ?

[19:20] Fritz: Hey I like that picture

[19:20] Fritz: It's not your AC but your ASS we need to hit !!!

[19:20] Lorie: In any case... let's get a plan... stick with it and kill stuff :0

[19:21] Marco: right, so

[19:21] Lorie: I'd like not to be in this floating castle all evening

[19:21] Marco: this is what the room looks like

[19:21] Mike: well, there are nine or so death knights in here

[19:21] Mike: we can kill them

[19:21] Marco: throne, map, 9 guardians, sorceress and a sphere of force with a dagger sized blue gem

[19:21] Marco: sorceress ignores anything we say about the wizard

[19:22] Lorie: Great... what do the guardians look like?

[19:22] Lorie: 50x100 room or smaller?

[19:22] Marco: guys in suits of armor

[19:22] Fritz: I axe the sorceresss....oh sorry ... I ask the sorceress how long has she been the mistress of this castle?

[19:22] anstettjr: wow a question!

[19:22] Marco: she says to drop your weapons if you go near her

[19:22] Lorie: Golems or just suits of armor dudes?

[19:23] Marco: suits of armor dudes

[19:23] Lorie: ::shakes head:: Don't do it Reign

[19:23] iranon73: hey, we were asking tons of questions last time

[19:23] Mike: live dude

[19:23] Mike: s

[19:23] Mike: yeah, so now we kill stuff, right?

[19:23] iranon73: hey, right on time

[19:23] iranon73: cuz i gotta go get my laundry

[19:23] Fritz: Again how long has she been the owner of said castle?

[19:23] iranon73: be back in a number of minutes

[19:23] Marco: so yeah, wand of negation?

[19:23] anstettjr: She looks at the group of you, she is obviously watching to see your style of solving the riddle of the gem.

[19:24] anstettjr: she is not talking,

[19:24] anstettjr: one of her guards is staring at the Witch intently

[19:24] Marco: ::holds her hand out::

[19:24] anstettjr: almost agitatedly

[19:24] Marco: can I see it for a moment?

[19:24] Mike: can't we just ask her if we can have it?

[19:24] Marco: we did

[19:24] Fritz: Is there any way for us to get a better idea of the room again BOB?

[19:24] Mike: 'what if we just need to be polite and ask her to get it for us

[19:24] Marco: she said take it if we can

[19:24] Lorie: there is a riddle or the purpose is just to obtain the gem?

[19:25] Marco: just to obtain the gem

[19:25] Mike: he sent it to us a long time ago, fritz

[19:25] Marco: that's the riddle

[19:25] Fritz: Why do we need to take the gem? I am confused!

[19:25] Marco: if I can teleport or use that wand of negation, I can get it

[19:25] Mike: we don't!

[19:25] Lorie: darn... I've been watching charmed too long. I was hoping just to "orb it' to us ::giggles::

[19:25] Mike: i'm telling you, we so don't need it

[19:25] Marco: scroll of blink, dimension door, anything really

[19:25] Lorie: No... none of that.

[19:25] disciple82: We need to obtain the gem to prove to the sorceress we're smarter than the average bear.

[19:25] Mike: charmed has a real cute girl in it

[19:26] Lorie: Why do we need to prove anything to her?

[19:26] anstettjr: room is a roughly 100 foot across hexagon

[19:26] disciple82: Charmed has a bunch of real cute girls in it.

[19:26] Lorie: Do I need this woman for something?

[19:26] Mike: so.... we can fill it with a big fireball, right?

[19:26] Marco: we don't need to prove anything to her, she's just letting us try to get the crystal

[19:26] Fritz: Bob did she tell us to get the crystal?

[19:26] Lorie: For what purpose?

[19:27] Mike: no, bibo asked for it

[19:27] anstettjr: no, you asked about the crystal

[19:27] Fritz: No I didn't

[19:27] Marco: I did

[19:27] Mike: i'm telling you, this is gonna end up a five week ordeal that means nothing to us, and bob's just gonna sit a laugh at us.

[19:27] Lorie: ::shrugs:: So can I go look at the pedestals without her goons getting grouchy?

[19:27] anstettjr: nice clean picture Fritz

[19:27] Marco: sure, it's in another room

[19:28] anstettjr: flashes a lot

[19:28] Lorie: Fabulous... I do thusly.

[19:28] anstettjr: the goons are living people

[19:28] Lorie: ::saunters off to look at the pedestals of slots::

[19:28] anstettjr: in this room at least

[19:28] Lorie: ::nods:: I heard... goons

[19:28] anstettjr: the two that were on pedestals were out front

[19:28] Mike: ::follows kaila::

[19:28] Fritz: Bob I follow Lady Kylia. But I would like a map

[19:29] Lorie: Great... I get to the nearest pedestal. What do we discover upon examining (NO TOUCHING!)

[19:29] anstettjr: ok

[19:29] Mike: its a single pedestal

[19:29] Marco: bob's being confusing

[19:29] Mike: in the middle of the central courtyard

[19:29] Marco: those 2 are different pedastals

[19:29] Mike: i've already touched it

[19:29] Marco: don't go to those

[19:29] anstettjr: going to send a map out to everyone who wants one, let';s see a show of hands

[19:29] Marco: there's one by itself in one room

[19:29] Mike: it has six slots in it

[19:30] Fritz: hands

[19:30] Mike: and the floor under it is transparent

[19:30] Lorie: Ahh... that's the one I'd like to examine then

[19:30] Mike: so we can see the ground under us rolling by

[19:30] disciple82: I just had a moment of inspiration.

[19:30] Mike: i just told you what we found on examination

[19:30] disciple82: Anyone noticed the significnce of the number six in this castle?

[19:30] Mike: its in a circular pit

[19:30] Fritz: I am all ears

[19:30] Marco: yep

[19:30] disciple82: 6 sided rooms, 6 sided pedestals...

[19:30] Mike: with steps leading down to it

[19:31] Marco: six colors

[19:31] Lorie: and 6 slots. Maybe it's run by Bill Gates?

[19:31] Mike: and benches around the pit

[19:31] Marco: and this one being blue

[19:31] Lorie: Or that crazy Dali Lama dude that gave me the cave that is now my keep

[19:31] Mike: well, there's six towers, one for each color of the rainbow

[19:31] Marco: ::points at the blue crystal that everyone is being difficult about::

[19:31] anstettjr: IM me with email addresses everyone who wants a map

[19:31] disciple82: So, each crystal goes in one tower?

[19:31] Lorie: This one bob... Aurora1116@aol.com

[19:32] disciple82: I'm thinking each crystal in it's corresponding tower keeps the tower afloat.

[19:32] Mike: ok, we kill the witch

[19:33] Mike: kill the deathguards

[19:33] Mike: find the wizard

[19:33] Marco: I'm thinking it just keeps a central room shut

[19:33] Mike: and he takes us to the storm giant

[19:33] Fritz: Sounds like a good idea or each crystal allows you to teleport to each tower

[19:33] Mike: we don't need any blurdy crystals.

[19:33] *** Lex on AIM has left the chat.

[19:33] Mike: this is not final fantasy

[19:33] Marco: what do we have to lose by getting it?

[19:33] Marco: nothing

[19:34] Mike: fine. lets get it after we kill the witch

[19:34] Marco: why? she's not attacking us

[19:34] Mike: yet

[19:34] Lorie: Is she evil?

[19:34] Marco: well if she attacks us feel free to attack her

[19:34] Marco: not that we know

[19:34] Mike: its called a preemptive strike

[19:34] Fritz: I wont attack someone needlessly. We drove Lex away

[19:34] Marco: she hasn't even been hostile to us

[19:34] Mike: i'm sure she has weapons of mass distruction hidded away somewhere in here

[19:34] Lorie: ::ponders:: All that witch talk must have bored her to death

[19:35] Marco: right ::punts george elandar off the side of the castle::

[19:35] anstettjr: sorry, forgot to hit send on that email

[19:35] Lorie: Wow... just like in The Holy Grail Bibo

[19:35] anstettjr: on its way now

[19:35] anstettjr: doh!

[19:35] Marco: so yes, she hasn't even spoke angrily at our direction

[19:35] *** Lex on AIM has been invited to the group chat.

[19:35] Marco: much less shown any hostility

[19:36] Lorie: Does she have a name or is she like the priestess dudette and just too good for one?

[19:36] Marco: she has one

[19:36] Mike: she has a name

[19:36] Marco: we forget

[19:36] Mike: its like bloody beautiful and evil mean witch of the castle

[19:36] Lorie: Fabulous... therefore her name is Fluffy

[19:36] Mike: that works.

[19:36] Marco: erania or something

[19:37] Fritz: time out while I peruse map

[19:37] Lorie: ::turns to Fluffy:: So. Is there a purpose to your game of having us fetch the gem or are you bored? ::smiles::

[19:37] Lorie: I have no map :(

[19:38] iranon73: can i get a map? (Link: lsapir@bu.edu)lsapir@bu.edu

[19:38] *** Lex on AIM has been invited to the group chat.

[19:38] anstettjr: map in a sec Lior

[19:38] iranon73: thanks

[19:39] Fritz: ok I like the new guys line of thinking...what is his name again?

[19:39] Lorie: Trevor

[19:39] disciple82: Hello.

[19:39] Fritz: Ahhh yes Trevor. Bob how about some sound

[19:39] disciple82: I'm the stoned pixie who can somehow talk.

[19:39] Fritz: Trevor stand up and wave at the camera

[19:40] Fritz: Hello Trevor

[19:40] anstettjr: still dealing with issues, Fritz start up a room and I will jon

[19:40] Fritz: kk

[19:40] Marco: so yeah, wand of negation please?

[19:41] disciple82: Maybe she wants us to crah the castle for some reason?

[19:41] Marco: right, while she's in it

[19:41] Lorie: I must have missed the standing and waving

[19:41] disciple82: Collect the insurance?

[19:41] *** Lex on AIM has been invited to the group chat.

[19:41] Lorie: ::frowns:: Maybe she's bored...

[19:41] Lorie: She didn't answer me ...

[19:41] Lorie: ::hands over the wand:: Good luck witchy pooh

[19:41] Mike: i'll step back

[19:41] Mike: far back

[19:42] Mike: behind the lior

[19:42] iranon73: dont miss

[19:42] iranon73: you know... i'm shorter than you

[19:42] Mike: he'll protect me

[19:42] disciple82: Stoned pxie seems safe.

[19:42] iranon73: it'll hit you and fall on me

[19:42] Marco: if you're gonna be standing back, you'll have to stand further back than that

[19:42] Marco: but whatever

[19:42] Fritz: 204.116.81.235:8766 Channel dragonslayers. bobisabutt

[19:42] Mike: ok, behind reign then

[19:42] anstettjr: LORIE< she turns to you and smile

[19:42] Lorie: how are you shorter than Lior?

[19:42] Marco: ::takes hold of the crystal and zaps the sphere::

[19:43] anstettjr: it drops

[19:43] anstettjr: crystal falls out

[19:43] Fritz: What did I just miss?

[19:43] Mike: i dunno

[19:43] disciple82: ::Castle rumbles loudly, then begins to plummet::

[19:43] Fritz: It didn't sound good

[19:43] *** Lex on AIM has left the chat.

[19:43] Marco: um... I'm holding it, how does it fall?

[19:43] Lorie: Bibo used the wand of negation on the sphere and took the crystal

[19:43] Mike: shut up bibo

[19:43] *** Lex on AIM has been invited to the group chat.

[19:43] Mike: quit wasting time on the little stuff

[19:44] Lorie: Trevor is a bit of a pessimist I'm afraid Bibo

[19:44] anstettjr: you have the crystal

[19:44] anstettjr: you have it

[19:44] Marco: moves off to the pedastal

[19:44] disciple82: No, I'm a Bobbist.

[19:44] disciple82: I kow how evil GM's tyhink.

[19:44] Fritz: I like this guy...he is good.

[19:44] Lorie: ::shrugs::

[19:44] Marco: ::examines the crystal::

[19:45] Marco: ::examines the pedastal::

[19:45] *** Lex on AIM has left the chat.

[19:45] Fritz: I want to look over bibo's shoulder

[19:45] Marco: any hole look like it might fit?

[19:45] Mike: i'll jump up and look over reign's

[19:45] Fritz: Bob lex seems to be having som eproblems

[19:45] anstettjr: yeah, working with her on that

[19:45] anstettjr: it is on her end

[19:45] *** Lex on AIM has left the chat.

[19:46] Mike: hey, we aren't charters, so she'll have to look for help somewhere else

[19:46] Fritz: ok afk to get some cold pizza.

[19:46] Mike: haha. we're getting warm pizza

[19:47] Lorie: haha I'm having Oreos and Dr. Pepper

[19:47] disciple82: Apparently, he put the crystal in the WRONG slot.

[19:47] Lorie: I already had dinner :)

[19:47] Mike: ooh.

[19:47] Marco: bob was mumblin something about seeing what happens if we put the crystal in the wrong slot on the pedastal

[19:47] Mike: think i'm jealous of lorie here

[19:47] Lorie: Bibo put something in the pedestal?

[19:47] Lorie: When did that happen?

[19:47] Marco: not yet

[19:47] Marco: he jumped the gun

[19:48] Lorie: I didn't see him type anything

[19:48] disciple82: No, you said you did.

[19:48] Marco: I said I was looking

[19:48] Marco: no putting yet

[19:48] disciple82: Uh huh.

[19:48] disciple82: Okay.

[19:48] Lorie: Okay ... Trevor. When you're on THIS side of the table.. .you don't side with BOB

[19:48] disciple82: Suuuure you did.

[19:48] Marco: right

[19:48] Lorie: ::points to the player rule book:: It's in the rules :)

[19:48] Marco: what she said

[19:48] disciple82: I'm an NPC, not a PC :-)

[19:48] Marco: you're a henchman

[19:48] Lorie: Then SHhhhhh....

[19:49] disciple82: ::hugs Bob's leg::

[19:49] Mike: if you want to become a pc, youbetter start acting like it

[19:49] anstettjr: oh my god

[19:49] Lorie: you are stone and have no speaking parts :)

[19:49] Marco: you know, I didn't need to see that

[19:49] anstettjr: no moving parts

[19:49] Lorie: You're humping Bob's leg?

[19:49] Mike: um, ew

[19:49] Marco: yeah, it's scary

[19:49] anstettjr: then again, how anatomicaly correct are you?

[19:49] Lorie: ::blinks:: What kind of Pixie did you make Mike?

[19:49] disciple82: No, just hugging. In a totally platonic and non canine way.

[19:49] Mike: he's not my pixie

[19:49] Marco: one that doesn't get out much

[19:49] Mike: i disallow it right now

[19:49] Lorie: Maybe he needs some Witchy Pooh lovin' Bibo ;)

[19:50] Marco: she's a little small for my taste

[19:50] Marco: and a little too stony too

[19:50] anstettjr: thought that was what shape change was all about

[19:50] Mike: but she can stay hard all night long

[19:50] Marco: right

[19:50] disciple82: <------- SO stoned. O_o

[19:50] Marco: ::gets the hammer::

[19:50] Lorie: ::again sighs as the PG 13 falls to the floor::

[19:51] anstettjr: soo glad Lex isn't logged in to this right now

[19:51] Marco: ::the 10 ton hammer::

[19:51] Lorie: Okay Bibo you are looking at the pedestals... pondering what to do?

[19:51] Mike: right, so the crystal, bob...

[19:51] disciple82: This isn't City Hunter bud.

[19:51] Lorie: You're looking at the 6 slots ... right?

[19:51] Marco: yep, waiting from som feedback from bob

[19:51] anstettjr: ok

[19:51] Mike: he's taking his sweet time

[19:51] anstettjr: so there are 6 slots

[19:51] anstettjr: looks like it would fit in only one spot

[19:52] Lorie: Yes... we've established that... to go with 6 towers and 6 colors and Bill Gates.

[19:52] Marco: well lookie that

[19:52] anstettjr: the one nearest to the purple tower

[19:52] Marco: looks like it fits there ::points::

[19:52] Marco: oh and a coincidence, it's closest to where we got it

[19:52] anstettjr: by the way,

[19:52] Lorie: ::nods:: Don't do it Bibo. I don't want to be little in another dimension again

[19:52] anstettjr: anyone else still back in the tower?

[19:53] Lorie: I don't remember saying I left... so I guess I'm still there.

[19:53] iranon73: i can cast dimensional anchor

[19:53] iranon73: whatever the hell that does

[19:53] Lorie: Yeah Lior!

[19:53] anstettjr: only important,

[19:53] anstettjr: if you want to follow her walking around the keep

[19:53] Marco: I don't think anyone's still there

[19:53] anstettjr: she is leaving the room

[19:54] Marco: she who?

[19:54] anstettjr: Lior, are you following your group or hers?

[19:54] Marco: eriana or whatever her name?

[19:54] disciple82: The pixie follows her!

[19:54] Lorie: Fluffy Bibo.. Fluffy

[19:54] disciple82: I'm in there!]

[19:54] Marco: right, fluffy

[19:54] disciple82: Cause no one carried me out!

[19:54] Fritz: I am back... I am cofused. Does the gem have any sides?

[19:54] Lorie: Guess I'm on Team A with everyone else... drinking Hot cocoa

[19:54] iranon73: i'm confused

[19:54] Mike: i'm with lorie, wherever she went

[19:54] iranon73: yeah, i'm with lorie

[19:54] iranon73: i'm usually with lorie

[19:54] iranon73: cuz i like lorie

[19:55] Mike: me too.

[19:55] Lorie: :)

[19:55] anstettjr: no

[19:55] Fritz: me 2 wih lady kylia

[19:55] iranon73: and those of us who remember my character's background, i kinda worship her in a very secular way

[19:55] Mike: she's nice, even if she pretends she isn't

[19:55] anstettjr: it is mulit faceted, not round

[19:55] disciple82: Apparently I'm stuck in a scroll of shelter.

[19:55] Marco: gem just looks like it fits in one slot, the slot pointing in the direction we got it

[19:55] anstettjr: but no one side in particular

[19:55] Lorie: Okay... so it's Bibo, Reign, Lior and Elfkin together. Did we bring pixie boy or is he still hugging Bob's leg?

[19:55] Fritz: any markings?

[19:56] Marco: no

[19:56] Lorie: Mike did your Pixie have a name?

[19:56] Marco: pixie is a statue in the scroll of shelter

[19:56] Fritz: 204.116.81.235:8766 please join bob

[19:56] Mike: pixie GIRL is a lawn ornament in the scroll at the moment

[19:56] anstettjr: tried earlier,

[19:56] Mike: she goes wherever you do, lore

[19:56] Lorie: Great... so he can't talk at all... he's in the scroll :)

[19:56] Marco: no one has defrosted her

[19:56] Mike: yup. she's got one

[19:56] disciple82: Bob said I could talk!

[19:56] Mike: elyssa

[19:56] Marco: in spirit

[19:56] disciple82: Apparently, it's a telepathic pixie.

[19:56] Lorie: I don't care what Bob said. He's in the scroll... no talking

[19:56] Mike: you can talk, she can't

[19:57] Lorie: It's in the description of the magic item

[19:57] Lorie: :)(

[19:57] Mike: and i don't think i want you playing my only henchman i had to jump through hoops to get

[19:57] anstettjr: can you hear us now?

[19:57] Marco: also in the description of being a statue

[19:57] Lorie: I found my mic and headphones... hold on

[19:57] Mike: but copses can talk...

[19:57] iranon73: i wish my mic worked

[19:57] anstettjr: well,

[19:58] anstettjr: we have sound for now

[19:58] Marco: yes, and that pisses me off

[19:58] Marco: don't remind me

[19:58] Marco: so yes

[19:58] iranon73: i dont have soudn

[19:58] iranon73: i havn't logged intot he room

[19:58] iranon73: i'm busy folding laundry

[19:59] Fritz: Fold mine please

[19:59] anstettjr: yeah

[19:59] iranon73: no

[19:59] Fritz: bob i can't hear u

[20:00] anstettjr: well we are talking

[20:00] iranon73: what is the name of the server?

[20:00] Mike: so, bibo...

[20:00] Fritz: is your mike on?

[20:00] Mike: you putting the thing in the thing?

[20:00] anstettjr: the room in shows my mike working

[20:00] anstettjr: and yours as dead

[20:00] Marco: right ::puts the crystal in the right slot::

[20:00] Fritz: Teamspeak ervor

[20:00] Fritz: can you hear me bob?

[20:01] anstettjr: no

[20:01] anstettjr: you just left

[20:01] anstettjr: cyrstal in the slot

[20:01] Fritz: yea to try again

[20:01] anstettjr: the pedestal glows a soft purple,

[20:01] Marco: awww, I wanna do it again

[20:01] anstettjr: you can not move it at all afterward

[20:02] Marco: awww, I wanna do it again

[20:02] anstettjr: melded into the pedestal

[20:02] Mike: ok.

[20:02] Mike: next tower?

[20:02] anstettjr: see a guest there now fritz

[20:02] Marco: yep

[20:02] anstettjr: ok

[20:02] iranon73: the guest is me

[20:03] anstettjr: can you hear us?

[20:03] Marco: okay, so we're moving now

[20:03] iranon73: nope

[20:04] anstettjr: work out what you want to do

[20:04] anstettjr: I am typing the description for the next room

[20:04] Marco: (we're heading to the blue tower)

[20:04] Marco: (which is just south of the purple one we were just in)

[20:05] Fritz: 66.25.2.22:59116 try this one daggumit

[20:05] Mike: fritz, he doesn't care

[20:05] disciple82: He snot worrying bout sound agtm.

[20:06] Mike: he tells you to go crawl in a hole and talk to yourself

[20:06] Mike: then you'll have some sound.

[20:06] disciple82: Damn, I cannot type when the keyboard is bout level with my chin.

[20:06] Mike: or, he could just be typing in the new room desc.

[20:06] Mike: take your pick

[20:06] Fritz: can you hear me lior?

[20:06] Mike: do you have a map fritz?

[20:06] iranon73: nope

[20:07] Fritz: crap what is wrong with this thing

[20:07] iranon73: ok

[20:08] iranon73: i'm not going to bother with it

[20:08] Fritz: yes I have a map.. ok

[20:08] Mike: well, we are moving on to the blue tower

[20:08] Mike: its next door

[20:08] Marco: right, blue

[20:08] Marco: ::points::

[20:08] Mike: just off the hall we fought in already

[20:08] Marco: must keep moving to keep bob on his toes

[20:08] Fritz: ok

[20:08] anstettjr: ok

[20:08] Marco: mustn't give him time to recover

[20:08] Marco: or he will crush us

[20:08] Marco: like bugs

[20:08] Mike: then to the green room!

[20:09] Marco: with radioactive pants

[20:09] Mike: los pantelones! fuego!

[20:09] anstettjr: ok,

[20:09] anstettjr: your group enters a small hallway

[20:09] Fritz: I fillow

[20:10] anstettjr: there is a door at either end

[20:10] Marco: right, door checker, go check the door

[20:10] Marco: ::glances at fritz since the theif isn't here::

[20:10] anstettjr: to your right is the one that leads back to the center courtyard

[20:11] Lorie: what's the name of the channel Fritz? I can't seem to find it

[20:11] Fritz: I would be happy to be suicidal if I could understand what the f*&%&$(&** is going on

[20:12] anstettjr: just drop the sound for a few minutes

[20:12] Fritz: 12.229.47.185:8767

[20:12] anstettjr: hope that everyone knows where you are

[20:12] anstettjr: lior test that please

[20:12] anstettjr: or Lorie too

[20:12] iranon73: test what?

[20:12] anstettjr: sorry about that

[20:12] Marco: think random dungeon, here's a hall, there's 2 doors

[20:12] anstettjr: the sound thing with fritz

[20:12] Marco: they need to be opened cuz they're closed

[20:13] Fritz: I dont have the slightest friggin clue. I am as lost as bull in a china shop

[20:13] Marco: no other real reason fo rit

[20:13] Marco: that's okay, so are we

[20:13] Fritz: ok I open the friggin door that I have no idea where it is

[20:13] iranon73: i can't find that server fritz

[20:13] iranon73: what's it called?

[20:13] Mike: we're in a short hallway that has two doors

[20:14] Mike: one leading to the central courtyard (pedistal)

[20:14] Mike: the other leading to blue tower

[20:14] Mike: next to purple tower

[20:14] Mike: (crystal)

[20:14] Fritz: Knights of Everquest 2 12.229.47.185:8767

[20:14] Mike: well, the third door leads out to the hall where we fought last week

[20:14] Mike: its silent over here fritz.

[20:14] Mike: you don't need sound.

[20:15] Marco: our mouths contain pizza

[20:15] Fritz: can you hear me lior?

[20:15] iranon73: try again

[20:15] iranon73: nope

[20:15] iranon73: i can see that you are though cuz its lighting up

[20:15] anstettjr: ok, so the minitaur is at the door, rest of you?

[20:15] Fritz: do you see the green light come on when I talk

[20:15] iranon73: behind him

[20:15] iranon73: but standing back

[20:16] iranon73: i see the light

[20:16] Marco: ditto

[20:16] Mike: i'm standing in the doorway we just entered in

[20:16] anstettjr: lor?

[20:16] Fritz: maybe my batteries are dead

[20:17] Mike: just so long as your love life isn't

[20:17] anstettjr: ok, Fritz in front, the halfling in the back corner, the Witch next to her, the elf in the door you came in, Lorie? where do you want to be?

[20:17] Fritz: :-P

[20:18] Fritz: canyou hear me now?

[20:18] iranon73: try again

[20:18] disciple82: Gooood.

[20:19] Fritz: well ?

[20:19] iranon73: wait.. one more time

[20:19] disciple82: As in the commercial. Not in tht we actually can.

[20:19] iranon73: i can

[20:19] iranon73: but you're muffled up like mad

[20:19] iranon73: and i had to turn my volume way up

[20:19] Fritz: my mic must be f---ed up

[20:20] iranon73: you can curse, fritz, bob set an age limit onthe game

[20:20] anstettjr: ok, everyone ready to open the door

[20:20] Fritz: how about now

[20:20] disciple82: Shibby. Cn we get on with the playing?

[20:20] iranon73: try once more

[20:21] disciple82: Not to be unsympathetic Fritz

[20:21] iranon73: same problems as before

[20:21] Fritz: I understand move on with the game

[20:21] anstettjr: ok

[20:21] iranon73: you know.. i wouldn't go messing with people who know your insides and how they function better than you do

[20:21] anstettjr: here is the block of text

[20:22] Mike: true dat, lior

[20:22] Mike: i love you fritz.

[20:22] Fritz: 8-)

[20:22] iranon73: or anyone that passed organic chemistry, which i assume you did, fritz

[20:22] Fritz: yep

[20:22] anstettjr: Dazzling beams of sapphire light play inside this gorgeous room, bathing it in a glittering blue glow. It takes a moment for your eyes to adjust, and then you realize that most of this room is filled with a deep pool of crystalline

[20:22] anstettjr: turquoise water. Overhead the blue quartz of the spire peaks to a sharp point 100 feet over head. A ten foot walkway made of green and blue tile borders the pool Stepping closer you can see that the pool has no bottom the landscape

[20:22] anstettjr: far below drifts lazily by. A flash catches your eye. And you see a beautiful crystal suspended in the water in the center of the pool.

[20:23] Marco: ::screams::

[20:23] Mike: who's got the swimming proficiency?

[20:23] iranon73: all we see when we look up is the spire?

[20:23] iranon73: idont go in that room

[20:23] iranon73: i've got al lthis armor stuff

[20:23] Marco: I do, I think

[20:23] Mike: me neither

[20:24] Mike: i'll wait out here

[20:24] Marco: ::remembers her deathly fear of water::

[20:24] Mike: send in the witch on her broom

[20:24] Mike: ::punches the witch::

[20:25] iranon73: you know you'll never hit her ac

[20:25] iranon73: especially without a weapon

[20:25] Marco: yep, bring it on

[20:25] Mike: don't worry lior. you missed the reference

[20:26] iranon73: doesn't bother me

[20:26] Lorie: Okay... it's lovely

[20:26] iranon73: you're still dumb

[20:26] Lorie: We don't go near it

[20:26] Lorie: I don't have a net for it to steal anyways...

[20:26] Lorie: :)

[20:27] Lorie: Great... so Bibo you aren't going to touch it right?

[20:27] disciple82: GM is on his trone.

[20:27] Marco: sure, I'll touch it

[20:27] disciple82: He'll be a moment.

[20:27] Marco: I don't have any fear of water

[20:27] disciple82: He took a magazine in with him.

[20:27] Lorie: Umm...thanks for that TMI update.

[20:27] Marco: I breathe water

[20:27] Marco: hell I swim better than I walk

[20:27] Mike: me too

[20:27] Lorie: He always does Trevor... for future reference.

[20:27] Mike: i just can't swim

[20:28] Mike: and its a very far fall

[20:28] Lorie: Bibo maybe we should look for a mirror ;)

[20:28] disciple82: Ahhh, thanks Lori.

[20:28] Marco: mirror?

[20:28] Marco: I'm not a vampire

[20:28] Marco: I'm a witch

[20:28] disciple82: mirror?

[20:28] Lorie: Yup... like in Thedd

[20:28] Marco: oh, right

[20:28] disciple82: huh?

[20:28] disciple82: urgle.

[20:28] Marco: only there's no mirror there

[20:28] Lorie: That's why I don't want to go near it

[20:28] Marco: just an annoying illusion, but I fear not the water

[20:29] Lorie: are you sure? How many times did we go to Thedd and never see it

[20:29] disciple82: Well, the surface of a pool is a mirrored surface.

[20:29] Lorie: Nah.. .BOB wouldn't use that twice

[20:29] Marco: nah, cuz he's never done that before

[20:29] Lorie: I'm just having a bit of fun at history's expense Trevor.

[20:29] Marco: right ::looks up and disbelieves the illusion just in case::

[20:29] Lorie: Fritz... I gave up on sound.

[20:30] *** Lex on AIM has been invited to the group chat.

[20:30] *** disciple82 has left the chat.

[20:30] Marco: (this is a module so bob didn't do it)

[20:30] iranon73: yes fritz

[20:30] *** disciple82 has been invited to the group chat.

[20:30] iranon73: i hear you

[20:30] Fritz: can you hear woohoo

[20:30] iranon73: but you sound like a frog

[20:30] *** disciple82 has joined the chat.

[20:30] iranon73: now you're scaring me

[20:30] Lorie: Umm... what happened to SPC tonight?

[20:30] iranon73: but you sounded better that time

[20:30] disciple82: Out of my mind, be back in 5.

[20:31] Lorie: Is he in a happy place since the kids are gone for two weeks?

[20:31] anstettjr: SPC is sick tonight

[20:31] iranon73: ok fritz, now that i can hear you... now what?

[20:32] Lorie: Oh that's right. He has a cold

[20:32] *** Lex on AIM has joined the chat.

[20:32] Lorie: WB Lex

[20:32] Fritz: hiya lex

[20:32] iranon73: ok fritz

[20:32] Lorie: Okay then... BIbo what are you doing about that gem ?

[20:32] anstettjr: ok

[20:32] Mike: hey ther lex!

[20:32] iranon73: there is a picture though, on yahoo

[20:32] disciple82: Lex!

[20:32] disciple82: hug's lex's leg.

[20:32] Fritz: bob join the room please it is working now

[20:32] Marco: you skip and cheer?

[20:32] iranon73: bob went to the pot

[20:32] Fritz: Dont go there you stoned out pixie

[20:32] disciple82: Bob's back.

[20:33] iranon73: ahh ok

[20:33] Marco: woah

[20:33] iranon73: sound's working

[20:33] anstettjr: working on what is happening right now

[20:33] anstettjr: cool

[20:33] anstettjr: will be there for that in a sec

[20:33] Marco: I just got like the last page worth of talking in one go

[20:33] Marco: so yeah, I smell the water

[20:33] iranon73: smells like pee

[20:33] Lex on AIM: *does a queenly wave*

[20:33] anstettjr: no fresh water

[20:33] anstettjr: clean

[20:34] Marco: ::touches the water::

[20:34] anstettjr: sent you an IM with the room description Lex

[20:34] Marco: anything happen?

[20:34] anstettjr: no

[20:34] disciple82: It's water.

[20:34] anstettjr: you get wet

[20:34] Lex on AIM: thank you

[20:34] Marco: just makin sure

[20:34] Marco: is it cold?

[20:34] Marco: hot?

[20:34] Marco: anything?

[20:34] disciple82: The pixie jumps in.

[20:34] disciple82: Oh wait, she's stoned.

[20:34] Marco: the pixie is still a statue in the scroll

[20:34] Fritz: Bob I make a net with a rope attached at the end

[20:34] Lorie: Not while you're in the scroll of shelter in my backpack Pixie boy

[20:35] Fritz: What used to be a walking stick is now a rope net

[20:35] Marco: I'll wade in I guess

[20:35] anstettjr: before you walk in

[20:35] iranon73: drink the water

[20:35] anstettjr: there is no ledge around the pool, inside of the water,

[20:35] anstettjr: only the ledge you are standing on

[20:35] Marco: that's okay

[20:35] Fritz: no Never drink the water :)

[20:35] Marco: I fly

[20:35] anstettjr: no wading,

[20:36] Mike: you do not have control of the pixie, trevor. stoned, or otherwise

[20:36] Lorie: We aren't in Mexico or anything Fritz ;)

[20:36] Marco: I float in, whatever ::poke::

[20:36] anstettjr: ok

[20:36] Marco: point is I go in slowly

[20:36] anstettjr: this will be interesting

[20:36] disciple82: I have control over whatever the pixie THINKS.

[20:36] disciple82: So hah!

[20:36] Mike: no, no you don't

[20:36] Mike: i am pixie, not you.

[20:36] iranon73: do we see the crystal anywhere?

[20:37] iranon73: can't you two have this conversation in person?

[20:37] anstettjr: you see the crystal suspended in the water

[20:37] Fritz: you are to stoned to think clearly Trevor 8-)

[20:37] Marco: anything happen to me?

[20:37] Fritz: I get ready to cast my net on the witch and save her Whoring life

[20:38] iranon73: yay, the girl's soccer team is winning in their first playoff game of the season!

[20:38] iranon73: sorry... i have skybox tickets

[20:38] Lorie: Go BU Soccer chicks!

[20:38] Marco: so long as they arent BO

[20:38] Fritz: I dont like girls that kick balls:'(

[20:38] anstettjr: ok

[20:38] iranon73: they just won

[20:38] anstettjr: so you move down

[20:38] anstettjr: how are you breathing?

[20:38] Marco: I breathe water

[20:39] Marco: magic

[20:39] Lorie: ((through his eyelids... ::giggle::))

[20:39] Marco: movement rate of 24 btw

[20:39] anstettjr: airy water? or water breathing

[20:39] anstettjr: look that item up

[20:39] Lorie: what item?

[20:39] Marco: pearl of sirines

[20:39] anstettjr: discussing the item he is using

[20:39] anstettjr: ok

[20:39] disciple82: Pearl of the siren.

[20:40] anstettjr: so you can breath

[20:40] Marco: yep

[20:40] Lorie: I don't have sound... so typing is appreciated

[20:40] Lorie: :)

[20:40] Marco: swims on down

[20:40] iranon73: its ok, no one is using sound

[20:40] Marco: including us at the table

[20:40] Mike: lorie, just so you know,

[20:40] Fritz: I thought it was suspended above the water?

[20:40] Mike: its completely silent here

[20:41] Lorie: Wow... that's almost spooky

[20:41] Mike: all you hear is typing and asking for soda

[20:41] iranon73: yay sound

[20:41] Lorie: Wunderbar... in any case... I'm watching Witchy Pooh swim

[20:41] Marco: it's suspended in the water

[20:41] Marco: as in, it's not at the bottom

[20:41] Marco: it's not at the top

[20:41] Marco: but somewhere in the middle

[20:42] anstettjr: you can not tell how deep it is

[20:43] Fritz: did you hear that bob?

[20:43] anstettjr: do you want to come back up to do that?

[20:43] Fritz: I tie a rope to the witch

[20:43] Marco: sure, I'll come up to get a rope tied to me, kinky

[20:43] disciple82: yeah, witch has o swim back up for you to tie a rope on her.

[20:43] anstettjr: ok,

[20:43] Fritz: Here witchy poo

[20:43] anstettjr: so a rope tied to the witch

[20:43] Marco: oh baby

[20:43] anstettjr: held by the minitaur on the edge of the pool

[20:44] Marco: ::rubs the minotaur's horns::

[20:44] disciple82: damnit, I hate the fact that my typing lags like 15 seconds behind when I send it.

[20:44] Fritz: I pull out a rubber cap and place it on the head...of the witch8-)

[20:44] Marco: ::dives back in::

[20:44] iranon73: well then

[20:44] Mike: so, are they bitter enemies, or kinky lovers? you decide at eleven.

[20:44] Marco: it's a love hate relationship

[20:44] Fritz: kinky enemies and bitter lovers :-D

[20:45] Marco: the best kind

[20:45] anstettjr: ok,

[20:45] anstettjr: witch needs to make a wisdom check

[20:45] Marco: made it a whole lot

[20:45] Fritz: Acck she blew that.. and other things to foul to mention

[20:45] anstettjr: ok

[20:46] anstettjr: do you have the swimming proficieny?

[20:46] anstettjr: I know you can fly underwater

[20:46] Marco: I swim like a siren, do I need it?

[20:46] anstettjr: but do you know how to swim?

[20:46] anstettjr: damn

[20:46] anstettjr: damn

[20:46] Fritz: /rofl hehehehe

[20:46] Lorie: What was the name of the channel you created Fritz

[20:47] disciple82: damn?

[20:47] Marco: sirens swim, it's what they do

[20:47] Marco: since they live in water

[20:47] Mike: i love that show. lets watch it again!

[20:47] anstettjr: ok

[20:47] Marco: yeay for foiling bob again

[20:47] iranon73: i always imagined them on rocks next to water

[20:47] Mike: you all just missed bob putting his head down and yelling "SHIT!!!"

[20:47] Marco: (he's screaming shit)

[20:47] anstettjr: so the witch does not fall out of the bottom of the pool, dragging the minataur with her plumetting towards the ground

[20:47] Marco: either way, I fly

[20:47] Mike: bummer

[20:47] Marco: so it doesn't matter

[20:48] iranon73: you know... for a guy who claims he's not against us, he sure does hate it when we win

[20:48] anstettjr: ok then

[20:48] Marco: and even if I didnt, I have feather fall

[20:48] anstettjr: you get the crystal

[20:48] anstettjr: and fly back up

[20:48] Marco: wohoo

[20:48] anstettjr: damn,

[20:48] anstettjr: soo close

[20:48] Fritz: I am pretty sure I would be strong enough to hold on to the bimbo

[20:49] anstettjr: ok

[20:49] anstettjr: so they are all up on the ledge now

[20:49] Marco: in your face bob

[20:49] anstettjr: figure out your stuff

[20:49] Mike: but would you realy want to, fritz?

[20:49] Mike: i say let 'er go!

[20:49] Marco: ::hops off with the next crystal in hand::

[20:49] iranon73: why? she'd just come back and haunt us

[20:50] Fritz: I take out a piece of chalk and draw a styalized butt on the ground and wave at it....."La La La...foiled you again BOB "

[20:50] Mike: to the next tower!

[20:50] Marco: hehe

[20:50] Marco: yeay fritz

[20:50] anstettjr: or to the center courtyard?

[20:50] Mike: 'quickly! before he catches up to us

[20:51] anstettjr: Mike has the mapping figured out

[20:51] Marco: yep, just smile and nod to him, he's the navigator

[20:51] Marco: we're going to a double door which leads to a green tower

[20:51] Marco: towards rather

[20:51] Mike: we're moving onto the nexttower

[20:51] Mike: going through some doors that lead in that direction

[20:52] Marco: doesn't mean it leads to it

[20:52] anstettjr: typeing that room description in now, take a sec

[20:52] Mike: we open them into a not a tower

[20:52] Mike: and bob frantically flips pages

[20:52] iranon73: haha

[20:52] iranon73: lorie's gettin' hit on

[20:52] Fritz: hehehehe

[20:53] iranon73: email him a pic of paul

[20:53] Fritz: /rofl

[20:53] Marco: hehe

[20:53] *** Lex on AIM has left the chat.

[20:53] Marco: I love it

[20:53] Lorie: Green... but we don't have a gem for Green.

[20:53] Lorie: Is that bad?

[20:53] Marco: that's why were going there, to get one

[20:54] Lorie: Worse... he's someone's Dad.... ewwwwww

[20:54] iranon73: you two would be cute together, both neglecting your children for role playing games

[20:54] Marco: we got a purple gem from the purple tower and a blue gem from the blue tower, now we get a green gem from the green tower

[20:54] Fritz: ouch

[20:54] anstettjr: omg

[20:54] Lorie: Ouch Lior... that's low

[20:54] Lorie: ... really low

[20:54] Marco: smack

[20:54] anstettjr: don't even try that

[20:54] Marco: I'd do it

[20:55] anstettjr: I heard that perfectly clear

[20:55] Mike: i'll neglect my children. yoda will need to learn to care for herself

[20:55] iranon73: if you name your daughter yoda, she'll neglect you

[20:55] Marco: ::glances at his future kids and tells them to play with glass while he plays dnd::

[20:55] Fritz: or cut off your head with her light saber

[20:55] anstettjr: ok, everyone ready?

[20:55] Lorie: I don't neglect my child to play role playing games...

[20:56] anstettjr: 10 foot walk way

[20:56] Lorie: ::ducks for the Macro::

[20:56] anstettjr: around the pool

[20:56] anstettjr: double doors opening to the south west

[20:56] Marco: he didn't get around to macroing this far

[20:56] anstettjr: I assume that Fritz will be in front

[20:56] Fritz: Well Paul said that is was because you two were roleplaying that you got pregnant in the first place

[20:56] Marco: he didn't expect us to get here

[20:56] anstettjr: I have it ready now

[20:56] Marco: ::cough::

[20:57] Marco: right

[20:57] anstettjr: ok

[20:57] iranon73: hey.. pg, eh?

[20:57] Mike: um....

[20:57] Marco: tmi

[20:57] Mike: tmi, anyone?

[20:57] Mike: blink, blink

[20:57] Marco: wtmfi

[20:57] disciple82: My virgin ears!

[20:57] anstettjr: places everyone

[20:57] Mike: ew.

[20:57] Mike: yucky.

[20:57] Marco: my ears are burning

[20:57] Marco: or eyes, since I'm reading

[20:57] Mike: i must wash my eyes and ears out with acid now, fritz

[20:57] anstettjr: anyone else?

[20:57] Marco: right :watches fritz open the door::

[20:57] Mike: point me toward danger reign! i'm ready!

[20:58] anstettjr: only one person will fit behing him

[20:58] iranon73: one person and me?

[20:58] anstettjr: the rest will need to be on one side or the other

[20:58] Mike: i'll stand there

[20:58] Marco: okay, get to fitting halfling

[20:58] anstettjr: strung out along the edge of the pool

[20:58] iranon73: i fit anywhere

[20:58] iranon73: really ;-)

[20:58] Marco: sure, whatever ::floats on her broom above the pool behind fritz and whoever

[20:58] disciple82: Ugh, mental images burning my retina.

[20:58] anstettjr: you can try to squeeze in behind someone if you want to

[20:59] anstettjr: say again fritz

[20:59] Mike: i'm just gonna wait to the right side of the door, next to rieght

[20:59] iranon73: fritz, me and you in the elad

[20:59] anstettjr: got it

[20:59] iranon73: lead

[20:59] Marco: sure

[20:59] Fritz: kk lior

[20:59] Mike: i'll stand next to fritz in the double doorway

[20:59] Mike: we both fit

[20:59] Mike: its a DOUBLE door

[20:59] anstettjr: lorie?

[20:59] iranon73: i stab mike in the crotch

[21:00] Marco: ::is floating over the pool across from the door and waits for people to get through::

[21:00] anstettjr: Lorie, no room for that, you need to be on either the right of Fritz, or on the left of Mike

[21:00] anstettjr: ok

[21:00] anstettjr: door opens

[21:00] anstettjr: blackness

[21:00] anstettjr: totally black

[21:01] anstettjr: nothing

[21:01] Marco: beyond the door or everywhere?

[21:01] anstettjr: inside of the door

[21:01] anstettjr: yes

[21:01] anstettjr: yes

[21:01] anstettjr: maybe

[21:01] iranon73: i can cast light or continual light

[21:01] anstettjr: go ahead and try what you want to

[21:01] anstettjr: round one

[21:01] Marco: start firing light spells

[21:01] Fritz: No we try what works

[21:01] anstettjr: ok

[21:01] anstettjr: hold everyone

[21:01] Fritz: ;-)

[21:01] Lorie: Round 1? Are we on initiative?

[21:01] anstettjr: starting a round

[21:01] iranon73: what am i casting it on?

[21:01] anstettjr: we need initive

[21:02] Marco: shadows are coming woot!

[21:02] iranon73: are we feared yet?

[21:02] anstettjr: not yet

[21:02] Marco: 8

[21:02] Fritz: kill kill kill

[21:02] Fritz: Muharharharharharhar

[21:02] anstettjr: 7

[21:02] anstettjr: ok

[21:02] Lorie: Aurora1116 rolled 1 10-sided die: 5

[21:02] anstettjr: Dooh

[21:02] Fritz: how do you do that that is great

[21:02] anstettjr: is it lorie or Marco

[21:02] Mike: marco

[21:03] Mike: he's at the table

[21:03] anstettjr: gotcha

[21:03] Lorie: AOL has a dice bot that I use

[21:03] iranon73: lorie, she rolled better

[21:03] disciple82: commnad is /random <d#>

[21:03] anstettjr: going with that so far

[21:03] Mike: table player must roll, according to you bob.

[21:03] Fritz: /random 100

[21:03] Fritz: /random <100>

[21:03] Marco: /random d100

[21:03] Lorie: /random d10

[21:03] disciple82: Need to be in AOL.

[21:03] Marco: death

[21:03] Lorie: I'm on AOL... that doesn't work

[21:03] anstettjr: ok

[21:03] Lorie: you need to use the dice bot or //roll (which only goes for d6's)

[21:03] disciple82: no, just /random 10

[21:04] Marco: Lord BiBo rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 3

[21:04] Lorie: /random 10

[21:04] Marco: wee

[21:04] Lorie: didn't work

[21:04] Marco: Lord BiBo rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 6

[21:04] anstettjr: so on very fast

[21:04] Lorie: I'll stick with the dice bot

[21:04] anstettjr: Lior do you do anything?

[21:04] disciple82: What dice bot?

[21:04] Marco: Lord BiBo rolled 2 6-sided dice: 4 6

[21:04] iranon73: can i see anything?

[21:04] anstettjr: no

[21:04] Marco: Lord BiBo rolled 2 6-sided dice: 4 2

[21:04] Lorie: (Link: aol://1722:dice)AOL Games - Dice Roller

[21:04] anstettjr: grr

[21:04] Fritz: wait bob that dice bot is great. where can I get it

[21:04] iranon73: ok.. how many contiual light rocks we got?

[21:05] anstettjr: ok,

[21:05] Marco: as many as we need

[21:05] iranon73: what i'm saying is

[21:05] anstettjr: right now, if you don't have it in your hand you can't use it

[21:05] iranon73: do i need to cast it?

[21:05] iranon73: or are we just going to throw two rocks in there?

[21:05] anstettjr: if you are going to cast the spell, when does it go off

[21:05] anstettjr: you don't have a rock right now in your hand

[21:05] Marco: go ahead and cast it

[21:06] iranon73: on what?

[21:06] Marco: not like you need the spells for anything

[21:06] Fritz: what is the URL for that

[21:06] Marco: the darkness

[21:06] anstettjr: on very fast?

[21:06] iranon73: i'm checking bob

[21:06] anstettjr: good

[21:06] Marco: yeah, lots of crap's happening

[21:06] Marco: it's about to get messy

[21:06] iranon73: casting time is 6... casting speed is a.. you decide what that means

[21:06] Marco: (so says bob)

[21:06] Fritz: very fast

[21:06] Marco: that's avg

[21:07] Mike: i say we make a hasty retreat out of the room with a hole in it

[21:07] Fritz: very very fast

[21:07] Marco: almost slow

[21:07] Marco: but still in avg

[21:07] Marco: barely

[21:07] Fritz: that is one segment

[21:07] anstettjr: ok

[21:07] anstettjr: so on my fast

[21:07] iranon73: ok... so if i'm casting... will you protect me fritz?

[21:07] anstettjr: out of the darkness

[21:07] Marco: 1-3 is fast, 3-6 is avg, 7-9 is slow

[21:07] Fritz: of course

[21:07] iranon73: ;-)

[21:07] anstettjr: comes flying out at you several forms

[21:07] iranon73: thanks

[21:07] Marco: er 4-6 not 3-6

[21:07] anstettjr: plowing into the two fighters in front,

[21:08] anstettjr: and incidently hitting the halfling behind them

[21:08] iranon73: great

[21:08] Mike: yay!

[21:08] Marco: ::sits on her broom like a happy goose::

[21:08] anstettjr: need to make an opposed strenght check

[21:08] Mike: i like plowing

[21:08] anstettjr: against a 22 strength

[21:08] Mike: reign must be used to it.

[21:08] Mike: moo

[21:08] Marco: nice

[21:08] iranon73: who does, bob?

[21:08] anstettjr: each person need to make their own check

[21:09] iranon73: k

[21:09] Mike: made it

[21:09] Fritz: how do I roll that?

[21:09] iranon73: roll a d20 i assume

[21:09] iranon73: i got an 18

[21:09] Mike: good god, i just rolled a 2

[21:09] anstettjr: om my goodness

[21:09] anstettjr: ok,

[21:10] iranon73: my str is 16

[21:10] Fritz: I rolled a natural 17 with a 19 str

[21:10] Marco: you fail lior

[21:10] Mike: 15 i believe. hold on

[21:10] anstettjr: whatis your strength lior

[21:10] anstettjr: ok

[21:10] Marco: mike probably fails

[21:10] anstettjr: will explain in a sec, want to get this right

[21:10] Marco: dunno about fritz

[21:10] Fritz: What do I add the muscle bonus?

[21:10] anstettjr: ok,

[21:10] Fritz: that would be a 24 then

[21:10] iranon73: oh wait

[21:10] iranon73: is this muscle or stamina?

[21:11] anstettjr: muscle

[21:11] iranon73: damn

[21:11] iranon73: cuz my muscle is 14

[21:11] anstettjr: ok

[21:11] iranon73: hey.. you think my character will die from this?

[21:11] iranon73: that'd be great

[21:11] anstettjr: so the halfing and the elf have a large black blob attached to them, they go falling backward into the pool

[21:11] Marco: LOL

[21:11] Mike: fuck.

[21:12] iranon73: yay!

[21:12] anstettjr: Fritz has two of them attached to him

[21:12] Lorie: Great.. my action?

[21:12] Mike: well, at least i havn't hit my level yet...

[21:12] Marco: you know lior, you're gonna live forever, I'll make sure of it

[21:12] iranon73: before i hit the ground, i drink my potion of diminuation

[21:12] Lorie: and Bibo's action?

[21:12] Mike: but damn, what a lot of figs i need to paint to catch back up

[21:12] anstettjr: but manages to not fall in maybe, need to make a dex check with a bonus of 4

[21:12] anstettjr: that is on fast

[21:12] iranon73: i hate you bibo

[21:12] Fritz: what is attached to them?

[21:13] Marco: :-D

[21:13] anstettjr: the same thing that is attached to you

[21:13] Marco: ::readies her raise dead spell::

[21:13] anstettjr: fritz, check?

[21:13] iranon73: damn you

[21:13] Marco: :-D

[21:13] iranon73: i wanna know what my potion will do

[21:13] Fritz: check what?

[21:13] Marco: make you smaller

[21:13] Marco: hey

[21:13] Marco: wait

[21:13] disciple82: The pixi just screams silently in Lori's backpack.

[21:14] Lorie: It's Pixie and LoriE

[21:14] Lorie: :)

[21:14] Fritz: balance or aim?

[21:14] iranon73: i know it'll make me smaller

[21:14] Fritz: made it

[21:14] anstettjr: balance

[21:14] anstettjr: ok

[21:14] Marco: cant drink it til next round unless you had it in your hand

[21:14] iranon73: i'm wondering how it will affect the fall

[21:14] disciple82: I'm sorry, again, hard to reach that E when the keyboard is at chin height.

[21:14] iranon73: ok.. how many rounds does it take to fall?

[21:14] anstettjr: so the three that are left up top

[21:14] anstettjr: on your fast what are you dong

[21:14] Lorie: sounds rough for you...

[21:14] Mike: i'm um... gonna... i have the houdini proficiency, does that help?

[21:15] anstettjr: two large black blobs

[21:15] iranon73: i thought the blob was green

[21:15] Fritz: are they moving?

[21:15] Marco: ::ponders:: who to save, who to save

[21:15] anstettjr: solid

[21:15] Fritz: are they solid. do they feel heavy

[21:15] iranon73: save the fighter

[21:15] disciple82: Apparently Lori cannot hear us.

[21:15] anstettjr: like a form in darkness

[21:15] Fritz: what...give me some info

[21:15] iranon73: same here

[21:16] iranon73: no one hears you guys

[21:16] Fritz: I can't either only lori

[21:16] Mike: at least i can breathe to scream through the water

[21:16] anstettjr: ok

[21:16] Fritz: Does magic resistance help with this bob?

[21:16] iranon73: i'll just pray as i fall... and drink my potion if i can

[21:16] anstettjr: no

[21:16] Marco: I can save one this round... not 2

[21:16] anstettjr: physical attack on you fritz

[21:16] anstettjr: ok,

[21:16] Mike: i call hand of god!

[21:16] Fritz: Thank you I understand better.

[21:17] anstettjr: your fast what are you doing? Fritz, Lorie,

[21:17] anstettjr: Marco

[21:17] Mike: i sacrifice all my karma dice

[21:17] anstettjr: they havn't attacked yet

[21:17] Marco: that's okay

[21:17] anstettjr: only tackled you so far

[21:17] Marco: isn't a tackle an attack?

[21:17] Mike: just now to save my pansy elf ass.

[21:17] Fritz: Did they have to hit my ac or what?

[21:17] anstettjr: no

[21:17] anstettjr: no

[21:17] anstettjr: no chance to avoid,

[21:18] Mike: so they magiced onto us?

[21:18] anstettjr: I know that

[21:18] Mike: they just appeared ontop of us, pushing?

[21:18] anstettjr: that is why we are waiting to hear what you want to do Fritz

[21:18] Fritz: ok I try to hack at them

[21:18] anstettjr: ok

[21:18] Marco: okay, I'll get lior, you get mike lorie

[21:18] anstettjr: swing away

[21:18] Lorie: ::nods:: Swinging

[21:18] Fritz: and scrape the buggers off. I hate giant black boogers

[21:19] Lorie: Aurora1116 rolled 1 20-sided die: 15

[21:19] Marco: ::goes ooga booga::

[21:19] Lorie: I hit AC -3

[21:19] Marco: lior make a save

[21:19] iranon73: no

[21:19] iranon73: i refuse

[21:19] Marco: okay, you automatically pass then

[21:19] iranon73: let a halfling die

[21:19] anstettjr: lior would have to make a saving throw,

[21:19] Marco: ::grins::

[21:19] Fritz: I hit negative 4

[21:19] anstettjr: what spell,

[21:19] Lorie: Did I hit?

[21:19] Marco: make the save

[21:19] anstettjr: will it go through water?

[21:19] anstettjr: Yes

[21:19] Lorie: Aurora1116 rolled 1 10-sided die: 8

[21:19] anstettjr: Lorie and fritz

[21:19] anstettjr: both hit

[21:20] anstettjr: what type of weapon?

[21:20] Lorie: That's 13 points of damage to the one on Mike

[21:20] Lorie: Aurora1116 rolled 1 12-sided die: 4

[21:20] Marco: save already

[21:20] Marco: or I'll roll it

[21:20] iranon73: wait.. is save above or below?

[21:20] Lorie: ... but alas, no knockdown

[21:20] Marco: above

[21:20] iranon73: dammit

[21:20] iranon73: i rolled a 19

[21:20] iranon73: stupid lucky fighting die

[21:20] Fritz: +3 sword unless they are fire using then +6

[21:20] Marco: so you passsed, what are you daming it?

[21:20] anstettjr: no fire

[21:20] anstettjr: yet

[21:20] Lorie: Fritz... don't forget your knockdown dice

[21:20] Marco: fail means the spell affects you

[21:20] Marco: save means it doesn't

[21:20] Fritz: what is nockdown dice?

[21:20] iranon73: oh

[21:21] iranon73: i was't sure what you were doing

[21:21] iranon73: how big is the creature and how big is your sword?

[21:21] Lorie: you get a chance to knock down your opponent. What kind of weapon are you using?

[21:21] iranon73: what were you casting on me bibo?

[21:21] Fritz: I am using a two handed sword one handed

[21:21] Lorie: Two handed is d12

[21:21] iranon73: roll high

[21:21] Lorie: one handed is... d8 I believe

[21:21] Lorie: higher is better

[21:22] Marco: um... lorie? I thought you were catching elandar?

[21:22] iranon73: if you're rolling a d8 and they're not large or huge, you have a chance

[21:22] anstettjr: they are man sized

[21:22] iranon73: umm guys

[21:22] iranon73: bob's not int he talkie room anymore

[21:22] anstettjr: by the way both of you still have blobs attached to you

[21:22] Fritz: does str help at all bob

[21:22] disciple82: We know. We stole ihm.

[21:22] anstettjr: those two who are falling

[21:22] disciple82: And I've taken over GM duty.

[21:23] anstettjr: stop

[21:23] disciple82: You all di.

[21:23] anstettjr: stop

[21:23] disciple82: er, die.

[21:23] Fritz: Do I roll damage ?

[21:23] anstettjr: I closed teamspeak by mistake

[21:23] anstettjr: yea

[21:23] anstettjr: roll damge both fritz and lorie

[21:23] Mike: yes bob, we realize we have blobs still

[21:23] Lorie: I did 13 points

[21:23] Mike: but at this point, does it realy matter?

[21:23] Lorie: no knockdown

[21:23] anstettjr: kill

[21:24] Lorie: I think Fritz's minimum damage is almost 13

[21:24] anstettjr: fritz? damage?

[21:24] Marco: killl

[21:24] Fritz: how do I roll for knockdown. I rolled a 7 for knockdown and I did 17 points of damage I think

[21:24] anstettjr: kill

[21:24] anstettjr: ok

[21:24] Marco: it knocks down ;)

[21:24] iranon73: 7 is a knockdown on mansized

[21:24] anstettjr: the scene is: Lorie, Fritz on the ledge, dead bodies on the floor, dark room ahead, Witch on her broom over the water,

[21:25] anstettjr: looking down

[21:25] anstettjr: no bodies falling

[21:25] Mike: but aren't there modifiers for legs, ect

[21:25] Marco: lookie them fall

[21:25] anstettjr: no sign of anyone

[21:25] Mike: how does a blob get knocked down?

[21:25] iranon73: is the falling going to take more than one round bob?

[21:25] Mike: yay! i'm dead!

[21:25] Marco: oh goodie, next room guys

[21:25] Fritz: /afk bathroom calling me very badly.

[21:25] anstettjr: go

[21:25] Mike: i guess i'll roll up my next char

[21:26] iranon73: hey bibo, you gotta help me make this new char

[21:26] Lorie: Mike and Lior aren't dead and you didn't fall into the water... right?

[21:26] Marco: heh, k

[21:26] anstettjr: lior go to the new room

[21:26] Marco: but doesn't mean you're dead yet

[21:26] iranon73: i took the deal guys

[21:26] Marco: tell me your char idea and give me 5 bucks, I'll make you rock ;)

[21:26] Lorie: ::shakes head:: Bad Lior

[21:27] Fritz: back

[21:27] iranon73: i wont pay you to help me make a character

[21:27] Marco: it won't be a char

[21:27] Marco: it'll be a BiBo char

[21:27] iranon73: i still wont pay you

[21:27] Lorie: Oh... I thought you meant you'd make him literally rock ;)

[21:27] iranon73: like the bird

[21:28] Lorie: which means Lior, the life expectancy of the character is VERY low... but it will be powerful for the duration

[21:28] Marco: hey, my last char lived a darn long time

[21:28] Marco: each char I make lives that much longer

[21:28] Lorie: I know... 6 months for you is an enternity

[21:29] Marco: yeah, I like making new chars every so often

[21:29] Lorie: what are we doing now?

[21:29] Marco: saying last respects to the fallen

[21:30] Marco: ::rimshot::

[21:30] disciple82: Literally fallen.

[21:31] disciple82: Hey guys, throw the pixie in after them. So she can at least see what's going on.

[21:31] disciple82: She'll survive :-

[21:31] Marco: well lets see, we could move on down and try and retrieve the falling bodies, which is probably not practical

[21:31] Marco: can't raise a elf with raise dead and the halfling doesn't wanna be raised

[21:32] Marco: though I suppose I could raise him just to have lior curse again

[21:32] iranon73: i can curse mighty easily without you raising me

[21:32] iranon73: watch

[21:32] iranon73: fuck

[21:32] iranon73: see

[21:33] Marco: yes, but that isn't genuine

[21:33] iranon73: ok...

[21:33] iranon73: shitfuck

[21:33] iranon73: that's pretty darn genuine

[21:33] Marco: nah, you didn't really mean it, flies off to raise the halfling

[21:33] Lorie: I don't think I have raise dead

[21:33] Marco: that's okay, I do

[21:34] Lorie: I believe I have reserrection ::trods off to find a spell list::

[21:34] Marco: um... that's a 7th level spell

[21:34] Marco: you have 7th level spells?

[21:35] iranon73: i remember lorie raising dead'

[21:35] Marco: me too

[21:35] anstettjr: working in the other room, just a sec guys

[21:36] iranon73: so are you coming after us bibo?

[21:36] iranon73: wow... bob just did the coolest thing

[21:37] iranon73: i'll tell you about it later

[21:37] Marco: sorry, was getting water

[21:37] Marco: ::glances at lorie and fritz:: should I dive and see if I kin get em?

[21:37] Fritz: by the way bob can something that has a ring of free action be grappled?

[21:38] Lorie: Okay... back

[21:38] iranon73: ...

[21:38] Fritz: I cant go in there

[21:38] Lorie: Sorry... I can't find my spell list. In a box I can't find right now

[21:38] Lorie: Umm... I guess I don't have Ressurection

[21:38] Marco: no, I think you have raise dead

[21:38] Lorie: ::frowns:: I'll find it for next week

[21:39] anstettjr: ok

[21:39] anstettjr: so the two of them do not reapear anywhere nearby

[21:39] iranon73: yeah

[21:39] iranon73: we dont

[21:39] Lorie: Okay... great. But we don't see bloody corpses either of them?

[21:40] Marco: nope

[21:40] Marco: want me to look down there or not?

[21:40] disciple82: Darn, I was hoping for some chunky bits.

[21:40] Lorie: go for it... we have nothing to lose

[21:40] anstettjr: no

[21:40] anstettjr: nothing to see here,

[21:40] Marco: gimme a stick

[21:40] anstettjr: ok,

[21:40] Marco: or something that resembles one

[21:40] Fritz: bob I got both of the blobs off me. If an AC 0 is a hit I did 11 points of damage with my horns as well

[21:40] anstettjr: the ring thing, will look at that later, first ruling is yes, you can be grappled,

[21:40] disciple82: :Lori hand the witch the sotne p[ixie::

[21:41] anstettjr: they are both dead

[21:41] anstettjr: room still dark

[21:41] anstettjr: no sign of any falling bodies

[21:41] anstettjr: end of round one

[21:41] Marco: do we have a stick?

[21:41] Marco: spear?

[21:41] Marco: sword?

[21:41] Lorie: What did you say Trevor?

[21:41] Marco: anything long that no one cares about?

[21:41] disciple82: He's asking for an object to poke things with. I vote the pixie.

[21:41] Lorie: That's nice...

[21:42] Lorie: There is a regular sword... no magic attached to it.

[21:42] Lorie: Want that? Short sword...

[21:42] Fritz: Bob do remember Lady Kylia took out her continual light stone

[21:42] Marco: that'll work

[21:42] anstettjr: yes

[21:42] anstettjr: still dark

[21:42] Marco: lemme have that

[21:42] Fritz: I pull out one as well

[21:42] Lorie: ::hands that over:: Can I have the wand of negation back first please? :)

[21:43] Marco: oh yeah, sure

[21:43] Marco: here

[21:43] Marco: ::hands it back::

[21:43] Lorie: ::exchanges toys with Bibo::

[21:43] Lorie: ::puts the wand pack in the party pack for the next time::

[21:43] Marco: ::swims down cautiously swinging the short sword in front of her::

[21:43] disciple82: Their exchanging lon pointed objects. kinky.

[21:43] Fritz: what happpens when 2 continual light stones are taken out

[21:43] anstettjr: still dark inside

[21:44] anstettjr: you swim downward

[21:44] anstettjr: pierce the bottom of the pool

[21:44] anstettjr: get sucked downward

[21:44] Fritz: I take a look at the blobs that were on me

[21:44] Marco: ooh, fun

[21:44] anstettjr: they have changed some

[21:44] anstettjr: Marco, falling downward below the castle now

[21:44] Marco: I can't swim against it?

[21:44] anstettjr: Fritz,

[21:44] Marco: or fly against it?

[21:45] anstettjr: small filthy creatures with cruel claws and red eyes, grey skined

[21:45] anstettjr: no

[21:45] anstettjr: Marco,

[21:45] Marco: k

[21:45] anstettjr: can not go back that way

[21:45] iranon73: no lorie, fritz said thtat

[21:46] iranon73: i dont think he said that tonight though

[21:46] iranon73: this may be a different type of darkness

[21:46] iranon73: eh

[21:46] iranon73: maybe

[21:46] Marco: ::doesn't see a body, flies around back to the courtyard entrance::

[21:46] Mike: and fritz had to ask for grand master's quest, didn't he?

[21:46] Fritz: In other words they look like the witch on a bad hair day?

[21:46] anstettjr: worse

[21:46] disciple82: Ooooh, scary.

[21:47] Fritz: Screw this I walk out into the darkness with a continual light stone the hand where my shield is and my sword in the other hand

[21:47] anstettjr: it is dark,

[21:47] anstettjr: make a dex check

[21:47] disciple82: How poetic bob.

[21:47] anstettjr: balance

[21:47] Marco: tell me when I'm back bob

[21:47] disciple82: It's dark.

[21:48] anstettjr: two more rounds

[21:48] Fritz: I rolled a 19 bob

[21:48] Fritz: my balance is an 18

[21:48] anstettjr: slip and fall

[21:48] anstettjr: filth,

[21:48] Fritz: I stand up

[21:48] Lorie: Okay. BOB, you did say that two continual light rocks would cancel the darkness... what happened about that?

[21:48] anstettjr: I never said that

[21:48] Marco: we said that, not him

[21:48] anstettjr: go check the log

[21:49] Lorie: ::bobs head:: Question removed in that case.

[21:49] Fritz: check the book.... I am the rule miester

[21:49] anstettjr: didn't say you couldn't

[21:49] Lorie: I am not logging... turned it off so that I would not lag

[21:49] Marco: yeah, but this could be a more powerful spell than continual darkness

[21:49] anstettjr: sorry that did seem to be short Lorie

[21:49] Lorie: :;shrugs:: You are the GM ... your perrogative.

[21:49] Lorie: Great... I wait for Witchy Pooh to return

[21:50] Lorie: I cast Bless on Fritz and myself just in case.

[21:50] anstettjr: Fritz how long do you want to explore the room in the dark?

[21:51] *** You have been disconnected. Fri Nov 07 21:51:23 2003.

[21:51] *** Attempting to re-join chat...

[21:51] Lorie: or four now?

[21:51] Fritz: I am not going to go that far into the room and leave you behind

[21:51] anstettjr: ok

[21:52] Fritz: I have a vow remember

[21:52] Lorie: Okay... we can still go back the other way though right?

[21:52] anstettjr: so is everyone back

[21:52] Lorie: missing Marco

[21:52] anstettjr: the witch makes it back

[21:52] Lorie: and we lost Lex a long time ago

[21:52] iranon73: i invited the bibo

[21:53] *** Marco has joined the chat.

[21:53] Marco: hey lorie, do you have any higher level light like spells?

[21:53] Lorie: wb Bibo

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[21:53] Lorie: Bibo... I probably do...I can't find my spell books or lists right now

[21:53] Fritz: WDYC back bibo?

[21:53] Marco: do you have sun?

[21:53] Lorie: WB (welcome back)

[21:53] Lorie: Bibo I have sun

[21:54] Marco: well that's promising

[21:54] iranon73: i had sun

[21:54] Lorie: I have starshine or whatever it's called

[21:54] anstettjr: Lex has severe connection problems, I got an IM from her earlier

[21:54] Fritz: WDYCB (Why Did You Come Back)

[21:54] Marco: :-P

[21:54] Lorie: ::giggles::

[21:54] anstettjr: ok then

[21:54] Marco: what's starshine do?

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[21:55] Lorie: Bob, I cast continual light on the room.

[21:55] Lorie: Where did Mike and trevor go?

[21:55] Lorie: Private time?

[21:55] Lorie: LOL j/k

[21:55] Marco: our internet died

[21:55] Fritz: ouch

[21:55] anstettjr: so that makes three castings of it

[21:55] Lorie: Sorry to hear that

[21:55] Marco: of what?

[21:55] anstettjr: continual light

[21:55] Lorie: I only cast it once... we used two continual light rocks

[21:56] anstettjr: I know

[21:56] anstettjr: three version running in the room right now

[21:56] anstettjr: still dark

[21:56] Fritz: can I see with my infravision?

[21:56] anstettjr: yes

[21:56] Fritz: woot what do I see?

[21:56] anstettjr: no

[21:56] anstettjr: sorry

[21:56] Fritz: :-P

[21:56] anstettjr: wrong answer to the question

[21:57] anstettjr: almost though

[21:57] Fritz: Do I track anything with scent?

[21:57] anstettjr: smells very rank in here

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[21:57] anstettjr: filth, dung,

[21:57] Marco: starshine you said the spell was?

[21:57] Fritz: Does it smell different then when we entered before?

[21:57] disciple82: Cmon, cmon, cmon, shake your ooty.

[21:57] anstettjr: no

[21:57] disciple82: Shaky your BOty!

[21:57] disciple82: er, Booty!

[21:58] Fritz: No I mean was it like this when We first came into the water rooom before the witch took the gem?

[21:58] disciple82: What I'd miss?

[21:58] anstettjr: yes

[21:58] anstettjr: yes the same as before the gem was moved

[21:58] Lorie: I have sunscorch too

[21:58] anstettjr: no difference that you can tell

[21:58] Fritz: So I can assume we are in the area

[21:58] anstettjr: yes

[21:58] Lorie: I think I have startshine too

[21:58] anstettjr: just a darkened area

[21:58] Fritz: is the witch still around or gone?

[21:58] anstettjr: witch is back

[21:59] Marco: starshine doesn't look like it'll help

[21:59] Fritz: Sounds like a song...ok have her try and enter the room first

[21:59] Lorie: Bibo, can you check out the Sun spells and let me know what there is. I don't have them memorized

[22:00] Marco: I'm looking right now, not much

[22:00] Lorie: okay... thanks

[22:00] Fritz: Can I smell the halfling or the elf at all?

[22:01] Fritz: 50% chance to track anything by smell

[22:01] Lorie: 55%... I cast bless :)

[22:01] anstettjr: no no smell of the two of them

[22:01] Fritz: woot you go girl!!! uhmmm EXcellent Lady Kylia

[22:02] anstettjr: ok,

[22:02] Marco: light (1), sunscorch (1), continual light(3), starshine (3), warmth (3), blessed warmth (4), moonbeam (5), rainbow (5), sols's searing orb (6) and sunray (7)

[22:02] Marco: that's the whole sun list

[22:02] anstettjr: any other ideas to get light into the room?

[22:02] Lorie: ugh...nope.

[22:02] Lorie: Anything in Elemental Fire?

[22:02] Marco: ::looks up::

[22:02] iranon73: can i give adive bob, though i'm dead?

[22:02] iranon73: advice

[22:02] Lorie: Why not... the stoned statuette has been offering up platefuls tonight :)

[22:02] Fritz: bob u didn't answer my question

[22:03] anstettjr: sure,

[22:03] iranon73: try continual darkness

[22:03] anstettjr: yes I did, no smell of them

[22:03] iranon73: or darkening spells

[22:03] Marco: bunch of spells that say something fire

[22:03] disciple82: Yeah, but I'm a telepathic statuette!

[22:03] anstettjr: that wouldn't work Lior

[22:03] iranon73: damn

[22:03] iranon73: i was hoping for some neat reversal thing

[22:03] anstettjr: need to negate the darkness,

[22:03] Lorie: nice thought though Lior

[22:03] Lorie: Bob... I cast Dispel magic.

[22:03] anstettjr: most of those kind of spells are the reverse of the light ones

[22:03] disciple82: Dont you have a wand of negattionness?

[22:04] anstettjr: roll loire

[22:04] anstettjr: lorie

[22:04] Fritz: can someone detect magic

[22:04] Lorie: Aurora1116 rolled 1 20-sided die: 10

[22:04] Marco: roll a 20, twice

[22:04] Lorie: ugh....

[22:04] Lorie: Aurora1116 rolled 1 4-sided die: 3

[22:04] anstettjr: light

[22:04] Lorie: Aurora1116 rolled 1 20-sided die: 4

[22:04] Marco: light?

[22:04] Marco: neat

[22:04] Lorie: oof

[22:04] anstettjr: The passage opens into a large, comfortable room of dark smoked quartz. Bright tapestries hang from the wall. Two smaller doors and a grand translucent blue crystal door open into this room.

[22:04] Fritz: woot you go girl...uhnnn I mean excellent job Lady Kylia

[22:04] Marco: where'd the filth go?

[22:04] anstettjr: doors all around you

[22:05] anstettjr: you are in a fourty by fourty area

[22:05] iranon73: forty, bob

[22:05] Lorie: how many doors are "doors all around"?

[22:05] anstettjr: yeah yeah

[22:05] anstettjr: ok

[22:05] iranon73: :-P

[22:06] anstettjr: 40 by 40 sitting area

[22:06] Marco: 40

[22:06] iranon73: there ya go

[22:06] anstettjr: double doors behind you

[22:06] anstettjr: single doors on the right and left walls

[22:06] anstettjr: hallway 10 wide extending away from you

[22:06] Fritz: When we enter this Fourty by fourty O:-) foot room. are the blue doors behind us?

[22:06] Lorie: great... which way?

[22:06] anstettjr: double doors on the left side,

[22:07] anstettjr: two single doors on the right side

[22:07] disciple82: Look for a crysta in thia room.

[22:07] disciple82: My god I can't type.

[22:07] anstettjr: yes, the blue doors are behind hou

[22:07] Marco: there's no crystal here

[22:07] Marco: at least there shouldn't be

[22:07] anstettjr: crystals are in the towers, so far at least

[22:07] anstettjr: purple tower had the purple one, the blue tower had the ......

[22:07] disciple82: OK, okay.

[22:08] Lorie: ::nods:: Okay...let's keep moving

[22:08] iranon73: its like seasame street

[22:08] Marco: so, is there a purple door?

[22:08] Fritz: Knot O:-) in this room in the towers...ok go to the fyrst O:-) door to the right

[22:08] anstettjr: the green tower would likely be through the double doors on the left side of the corridor

[22:08] Marco: left

[22:08] Lorie: great

[22:08] Marco: right'll lead us to the beginnning

[22:08] Lorie: we go to the right

[22:08] Lorie: :(

[22:08] Lorie: Then straight ahead...

[22:08] Fritz: ok we go left

[22:08] disciple82: Wow.

[22:08] Fritz: I am the door opener. we go towards the green tower

[22:08] disciple82: Everyone's going a different direction.

[22:09] Marco: left should get us to green

[22:09] iranon73: splittin' up the party time

[22:09] Marco: right will get us to pedastal

[22:09] iranon73: you know guys... they still can't hear you

[22:09] disciple82: Well, I'm going with Lorie.

[22:09] iranon73: but we never got tot he green tower

[22:09] disciple82: Not that I have much choice.

[22:09] Fritz: wait bob what colors do we have?

[22:09] Fritz: ok we are going to the green tower

[22:09] anstettjr: blue and purple so far

[22:09] disciple82: You puytnthe purple in, and you have blue.

[22:09] Fritz: Heading left

[22:10] anstettjr: here we go,

[22:10] iranon73: we were on the way to green when we opened the door that the things flew out of

[22:10] Marco: right

[22:10] iranon73: no problem lorie

[22:10] anstettjr: need to type some stuff in, for this, will do it in sections,

[22:10] Fritz: know knot write. Lepht

[22:10] iranon73: i feel like one of those crazy people that hears voices and responds and no one knows what he's talking about

[22:11] iranon73: thank you lorie... for justifying my sanity

[22:11] disciple82: So if the minnow dies, everyone can bail, right?

[22:11] disciple82: Since we won't need a GRANDMASTERY quest for DEAD fighters?

[22:11] anstettjr: when you stand in the doorway absorbing the scene a beautiful woman appears from among the lush leaves you see around you, on a pathway,

[22:11] Fritz: Eye know what you are seighing Lior eye ham just igknoring you

[22:11] iranon73: no one knows lorie

[22:11] anstettjr: she holds a finger to her lips,

[22:12] anstettjr: silencing you

[22:12] anstettjr: and beckons for you to follow as she turns and heads deeper into ther room

[22:12] Fritz: Does she look like a dryad?

[22:12] iranon73: fritz, you're reminding me of the medieval poetry i read in my humanities class

[22:12] anstettjr: no

[22:12] iranon73: good point fritz

[22:12] Fritz: follow her

[22:13] iranon73: renaissance, actually, not medieval

[22:13] disciple82: Woohoo! Follow the dryad into a trap!

[22:13] anstettjr: the bull follows her in, the other two?

[22:13] disciple82: Doesn't anyone rememer their Grimm's?

[22:13] Fritz: weapons drawn. Oh by the way Trevor I am looking for weapon mastery as well

[22:14] Lorie: I tiptoe through the tulips... cautiously

[22:14] Marco: right, I guess I'll follow to keep the meat shield from being dead

[22:14] disciple82: I know. That's why I said if th minnow die, we can bail :-)

[22:14] iranon73: i push up the tulips

[22:14] Marco: while flesh is cheaper than kevlar, it still costs something

[22:14] anstettjr: typing in stuff, hold on

[22:14] iranon73: she said tulips

[22:14] Fritz: Aren't you pushing up the daisies?

[22:14] Fritz: /rofl Lori

[22:14] iranon73: they have kevlar here?

[22:15] Marco: yep, it's called mythril

[22:15] Fritz: Actually I believe the hafling is now a minow...or is that minow bate?

[22:15] disciple82: Oh yeah, the great mage Kevlonius invented it.

[22:15] iranon73: did you know that there's spider silk stronger than kevlar? isn't that creepy? can you imagine a cop going into a raid in a coccoon?

[22:15] Lorie: ewwww

[22:15] Marco: all spider silk is stronger, the catch is getting enough to be effective

[22:16] Fritz: Stronger and harder are 2 different things....ask Lorie...she is a woman

[22:16] iranon73: thats easy

[22:16] disciple82: Yeah. I also imagine him tripping and falling since he can't move his legs, then being suffoated byb the silk, then being bled dry by a giant spider.

[22:16] Lorie: it's nice that's it's strong... but it wrinkles too easily

[22:16] iranon73: i agree lorie

[22:16] anstettjr: emerald light bathers this room in a verdant glow. Plants and flowers of all types fill this arboretum. Stone benches and small statues are lost in the riotus growth of vegetation that rule here. Winding pathways lead farther into

[22:16] anstettjr: the garden, This room has a small green gem hovering about 60 feet above the ground, at leat 15 feet above the tallest tree.

[22:17] iranon73: i dont think anyone else got it guys

[22:17] disciple82: I did, I just chose ont to acknowledge it.

[22:17] iranon73: i thought you were responding to fritz, then i thought.. oh no, shirts

[22:18] Fritz: Actually when you put the 2 together that is way to funny

[22:18] Lorie: bob is there any sort of field or sphere around the gem?

[22:18] disciple82: So, can this dryad unstone me?

[22:18] Fritz: And how tall is the tallest tree? 5 feet?

[22:18] Lorie: anything prevent us from obtaining the gem directly?

[22:18] Fritz: No she just adds you to her collection

[22:18] anstettjr: not that you can see from ehre

[22:18] Marco: height mostly

[22:19] Marco: ::flies on up::

[22:19] anstettjr: ok

[22:19] iranon73: i thought she wasn't a dryad

[22:19] anstettjr: you see the minatur moving along the path

[22:19] Lorie: does this vegan do anything?

[22:19] iranon73: no, they'rea ll useless

[22:19] anstettjr: towards the center,

[22:19] iranon73: too anemic

[22:20] anstettjr: the cleric a ways behind her

[22:20] iranon73: they have that sick look that vegeterians get

[22:20] Fritz: <makes sure he is not looking up when the witch flies overhead....remembers hearing tales of looking at a medusa and considers it would be much better than looking up the witches skirt>

[22:20] iranon73: especially a witch played by bibo

[22:20] Marco: ::makes note to turn the minotaur into a halfling in his sleep::

[22:20] iranon73: that would a blessing unto him

[22:21] anstettjr: as you move into the plant growth

[22:21] iranon73: says a ghostly apparition behind you

[22:21] anstettjr: make a save versus spell

[22:21] disciple82: Yeah. That's what we need. Another halfling bitching about being a halfling.

[22:21] Marco: magic resistance?

[22:21] iranon73: i never bitched about being a halfling

[22:21] anstettjr: not you Marco only the two on the path

[22:21] Fritz: magic resistance?

[22:21] anstettjr: no

[22:21] Lorie: Aurora1116 rolled 1 20-sided die: 7

[22:21] Marco: ::grabs the crystal::

[22:21] Fritz: Natural 15

[22:22] anstettjr: the plants attack

[22:22] anstettjr: entangle

[22:22] Marco: ::grins wickedly:: eeeeexcellent

[22:22] Lorie: i made it

[22:22] Lorie: btw

[22:22] anstettjr: the woman disapears

[22:22] Lorie: :)

[22:22] Marco: ::goes ooga booga::

[22:22] Fritz: <SHOUTS> Wait the pixie is the one that smoked your cousins not us!!!

[22:22] anstettjr: round one

[22:23] Lorie: ::casting::

[22:23] Fritz: I have a ring of free action....Muharharharharharhar !!!

[22:23] anstettjr: understand

[22:23] Lorie: ... on our initiative fast...I cast Air Walk

[22:23] iranon73: you get a new pair of shoes

[22:23] Marco: ::floats downwards a little bit::

[22:24] Marco: we got a 10 for init

[22:24] anstettjr: ok,

[22:24] anstettjr: so now we have a witch flying

[22:24] anstettjr: the bull slashing at plants, that can't wrap him up,

[22:24] anstettjr: and the cleric air walking above the mess

[22:25] Fritz: Wait I believe airwalk is an area of affect spell. let me look

[22:25] Marco: right, new round?

[22:25] anstettjr: yes

[22:25] Lorie: I was just going to say that

[22:25] Lorie: so he can be walking above with me as well if he chooses... right?

[22:26] Fritz: If so I follow my mistress!!!

[22:26] Lorie: if we have what we need... let's get out of here... hasta pronto!

[22:26] Fritz: La Vista Baby!!!

[22:26] Lorie: Do you have the gem witchy pooh?

[22:26] Marco: yep

[22:26] disciple82: Yes, she does.

[22:26] Marco: but I so wanna do this

[22:26] Lorie: we make with the going Bob

[22:26] anstettjr: ok, so far for the stuff prior to the two deaths,

[22:27] Lorie: then you stay and do this...

[22:27] anstettjr: 20,000 each (10,000 per share)

[22:27] Lorie: I don't want to play around with plants. Bob doctors them up too much

[22:27] iranon73: we get that too?

[22:27] anstettjr: yes

[22:27] anstettjr: you and mike

[22:27] Lorie: ::faints:: I might almost be at 11th level

[22:28] anstettjr: ok

[22:28] Fritz: I am droolong

[22:28] disciple82: Fainting while airwalking might not be such a good idea.

[22:28] Marco: new round?

[22:28] disciple82: Considering your sustaining the spell for 2 people.

[22:28] Marco: she doesn't need to keep conscious to sustain the spells

[22:29] Marco: they sustain themselves

[22:29] iranon73: i agree again lorie

[22:29] Lorie: umm... well thanks for that clever thought Trevor. Next time I'm talking OOC I'll be sure to add the moose ears

[22:29] Lorie: so you're GM eyes can see the difference

[22:29] Marco: right, so new round?

[22:29] anstettjr: then, for the two other kills after ward, 5,350 each not per share for the three of you

[22:29] disciple82: Thnk you Lorie.

[22:30] disciple82: <------- totally misses sarcasm.

[22:30] anstettjr: ok so

[22:30] anstettjr: moving along here

[22:30] Marco: new round?

[22:30] anstettjr: yes

[22:30] Lorie: sure Bibo go for it

[22:30] Marco: 1

[22:30] anstettjr: all three up in the air

[22:30] Fritz: Bob Mistake. Air walk is a single person spell so I stay on the ground and defend lady kylia

[22:30] Marco: goes ooga booga

[22:30] Lorie: Yeah Marco!

[22:30] anstettjr: oh

[22:30] anstettjr: ok,

[22:31] Lorie: ...but Bibo is casting this round, right?

[22:31] Fritz: I just looked it up to make sure. I didn't want to make a mistake

[22:31] Marco: casts wither

[22:31] anstettjr: ok then

[22:31] Marco: ::watches all the plants rapidly age and die::

[22:31] anstettjr: how much do you weigh Rein?

[22:32] Lorie: with our without his stuff

[22:32] disciple82: I'm assuming with.

[22:32] iranon73: i dont want 'im

[22:33] Fritz: I think I gave that to you bob. I lost my back up sheet. I am working off my notes. Add full Mithrall plate to my size as well.

[22:33] anstettjr: ok

[22:33] anstettjr: you start to sink into the floor

[22:33] iranon73: dont panic

[22:33] anstettjr: quicksand like

[22:33] Marco: ::tosses you a rope and flies towards the exit

[22:33] disciple82: quicksand LIKE. oh no, it's not quicksand!

[22:34] Fritz: I pull out the potion of flying the witch gave me and drink it

[22:34] Marco: it's ointment, but okay

[22:34] anstettjr: and a grey skined creature comes out of the center of the new ooze and attacks you reign

[22:34] iranon73: you don't have a towel?!?!?!?!?

[22:34] iranon73: tsk tsk tsk

[22:34] Marco: I have a towel

[22:34] anstettjr: round one,

[22:34] Fritz: Ok then sensual I apply this lubricating jelly across my muscular torso

[22:35] anstettjr: tmi

[22:35] Marco: :-P

[22:35] Fritz: ok sorry

[22:35] Marco: it's ointment, not jelly :-P

[22:35] anstettjr: figure moving towards you

[22:35] Lorie: can we fireball him?

[22:35] anstettjr: sure

[22:35] anstettjr: go for it

[22:35] Lorie: can we flame strike him?

[22:35] Marco: ::watches the display::

[22:35] anstettjr: will attack you on very slow

[22:35] iranon73: all you have to worry about now is the R.O.U.S.

[22:35] Lorie: ::looks at BIbo:: Preferences ... flame strike versus fireball?

[22:36] Fritz: I lift myself upwards from the muck and in a pose reminiscent of Morpheus I say..."Bring it on Muck Boy"" !

[22:36] Marco: doesn't make a diffrence to me, but then I have magic resistance

[22:36] Lorie: Flame Strike to start

[22:36] Lorie: Aurora1116 rolled 6 8-sided dice: 2 7 1 4 4 4

[22:37] anstettjr: 22?

[22:37] Marco: woo

[22:37] Lorie: ::nods::

[22:37] anstettjr: save for half

[22:37] iranon73: hmm.. no one got my reference ::pout:: oh well

[22:37] Lorie: you'll have to look up the save

[22:37] anstettjr: yes we did

[22:37] Lorie: I don't have a book

[22:37] Fritz: Me too plus a weapon that gives me fireresistance like the ring... although I would prefer not to have to wash the soot off my armor

[22:37] iranon73: :-)

[22:37] iranon73: i knew you would bob

[22:37] anstettjr: ok

[22:38] Fritz: Rodents of Unusual Size.. I got it

[22:38] anstettjr: so the thing takes some fire damage,

[22:38] Marco: I did too

[22:38] Marco: I just didn't have a comment

[22:38] anstettjr: looks like much less than normal

[22:38] iranon73: well.. that's a boost to my reference ego

[22:38] anstettjr: still movoing towards you fritz

[22:39] anstettjr: when it reaches you it tries to grab a hold of you

[22:39] Fritz: How far away bob? do I have time to throw some oil on this shambling mound of slime?

[22:39] Lorie: anyone else have mud to stone today?

[22:39] anstettjr: now we need to see about that ring versus grappling

[22:39] Marco: nope, but wait

[22:40] Fritz: It has to hit my ac of - 10 bob :)

[22:40] Lorie: wall of ice... wall of stone... wall of iron... anyone bueller?

[22:40] Marco: ::ponders::

[22:40] Marco: ::rummages::

[22:40] iranon73: do we know what this 'it' is yet?

[22:41] Fritz: Look and see if you have any potions in your black hole witch O:-)

[22:41] disciple82: I thought the fat halfing was dead.

[22:41] anstettjr: ring of free action has no combat effect for wrestling or grabbing attacks

[22:41] anstettjr: your ac fritz is?

[22:41] Lorie: See above BOB -10

[22:42] anstettjr: got it

[22:42] Fritz: What is the reference page on that big guy....NEGATIVE 10 BOB

[22:42] anstettjr: three attacks

[22:42] Lorie: Bob... claw, claw... bite or something else?

[22:42] anstettjr: damn

[22:42] anstettjr: no trying to grab you

[22:42] anstettjr: misses

[22:43] anstettjr: and disapears

[22:43] Marco: right, let's move now that we've sufficiently pissed it off

[22:43] Lorie: Okay.. let's make like bananas and split

[22:43] Fritz: I bring the vanilla ice cream

[22:44] Marco: back to the pedastal? or next room?

[22:44] iranon73: i got the syrup

[22:44] Lorie: We bid adieu to Fanatsy Horror and move on to the next room in the rainbow

[22:44] anstettjr: ok

[22:44] Lorie: working back through the spectrum... we should be at Yellow next...

[22:44] Marco: bob says we stop if we go pedastal, bob says we keep going if next room

[22:44] anstettjr: no

[22:44] iranon73: next room you see a bunch of marching men with lisps

[22:44] anstettjr: not keep going

[22:44] anstettjr: sadi it was a good place to stop

[22:44] Marco: right

[22:44] anstettjr: in the center pedestal again

[22:44] Lorie: so we got 25,000 XP plus?

[22:44] anstettjr: do you want to put the two gems in

[22:45] anstettjr: yeapers,

[22:45] anstettjr: so far

[22:45] Marco: fine, pedastal, examine slots, examine gems, make sure they fit right

[22:45] anstettjr: adventure not done yet

[22:45] anstettjr: so done

[22:45] Marco: put them in the slots that point to their corrosponding colors I guess

[22:45] anstettjr: starts to glow green,

[22:45] anstettjr: then blue

[22:45] Marco: yeay

[22:45] Marco: 3 down, 3 ta go

[22:45] Lorie: progress

[22:46] Lorie: Huzzah!

[22:46] Marco: hip hip

[22:46] Fritz: Hooray!!

[22:46] anstettjr: so the glow is a combination of purple, green and blue, what ever color that makes

[22:47] anstettjr: next week, I will have the map updated for you

[22:47] Marco: prue

[22:47] Lorie: Brown probably or something really odd...

[22:47] Lorie: Great...

[22:47] Marco: it makes prue

[22:47] Lorie: Night all have a great week

[22:47] anstettjr: and type in as much as I can before hand

[22:47] Fritz: Bob what happens now that I am level 7?

[22:47] anstettjr: thanks lorie

[22:47] anstettjr: you keep going up in level,

[22:47] Marco: you leveled?

[22:47] Marco: yeay you

[22:47] iranon73: nighty all

[22:47] Marco: roll hp

[22:47] Marco: your thaco goes down 1

[22:47] anstettjr: no

[22:47] iranon73: ciao

[22:47] Lorie: roll up those new hit dice...

[22:47] anstettjr: not yet

[22:47] iranon73: bye

[22:47] *** Lorie has left the chat.

[22:47] anstettjr: you were level seven already

[22:48] Marco: he can roll it, he hasn't been hurt

[22:48] anstettjr: were you 7th or 6th to start?

[22:48] iranon73: nighty

[22:48] Fritz: No I was level 6

[22:48] *** iranon73 has left the chat.

[22:48] anstettjr: ok

[22:48] anstettjr: sorry

[22:48] anstettjr: then yes

[22:48] anstettjr: normal level stuff

[22:48] Fritz: Wooters. Thanks Bob...See you next week. Try and set up a camera for the action if you can

[22:49] anstettjr: we will see what happens

[22:49] anstettjr: talk to everyone next week

[22:49] Fritz: kk

[22:49] *** Marco has left the chat.

[22:49] *** disciple82 has left the chat.

[22:49] *** Fritz has left the chat.

Session Close (anstettjr Chat359): Fri Nov 07 22:49:50 2003

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Session Start (anstettjr:anstettjr Chat435): Fri Nov 07 21:26:15 2003

[21:26] *** iranon73 has been invited to the group chat.

[21:26] *** Mike has been invited to the group chat.

[21:26] *** iranon73 has joined the chat.

[21:26] *** Mike has joined the chat.

[21:26] iranon73: great...

[21:26] iranon73: i take the deal

[21:26] Mike: whee

[21:27] anstettjr: ok

[21:27] anstettjr: you are both falling

[21:27] iranon73: well aware

[21:27] anstettjr: feeling arms clinging to you

[21:27] iranon73: kinky

[21:28] anstettjr: ok

[21:28] anstettjr: so the two of you

[21:28] anstettjr: falling

[21:28] Mike: yeah...

[21:28] anstettjr: through water

[21:28] iranon73: got that

[21:28] iranon73: got that too

[21:28] Mike: you mentioned that

[21:28] anstettjr: then into the air

[21:28] iranon73: yup

[21:28] Mike: yup

[21:28] anstettjr: towards the gound

[21:28] iranon73: yes

[21:28] Mike: yea

[21:28] anstettjr: ok

[21:28] iranon73: that's usually the direction things fall

[21:28] anstettjr: yeah yeah

[21:28] iranon73: i get distracted a second before i hit the ground

[21:29] anstettjr: stop

[21:29] anstettjr: ok then

[21:29] iranon73: aww.. you're no fun

[21:29] Mike: ok, so we're not falling up?

[21:29] anstettjr: then you stop falling,

[21:29] anstettjr: you are in a small room

[21:29] Mike: ok.

[21:29] iranon73: umm... k

[21:29] anstettjr: both of you

[21:29] Mike: do we go splat?

[21:29] Mike: or just... stop falling?

[21:29] anstettjr: you have a set of grey arms holding onto you

[21:29] anstettjr: over your mouth

[21:30] Mike: so we can't breathe?

[21:30] iranon73: holding from behind?

[21:30] anstettjr: barely

[21:30] anstettjr: yes

[21:30] Mike: ok.

[21:30] iranon73: you have a nose mike

[21:30] Mike: well, who knows

[21:30] anstettjr: in front of you

[21:30] anstettjr: is a large red skinned

[21:30] anstettjr: horned

[21:30] iranon73: so are there figures attached to these arms?

[21:30] anstettjr: forked tail

[21:30] iranon73: a red dragon?

[21:30] anstettjr: looking at you

[21:30] anstettjr: human shape

[21:30] Mike: so where are the blobs??

[21:31] iranon73: i'm confused

[21:31] anstettjr: the grey arms seem to be the blobs now

[21:31] Mike: and were we caught by these gray arms?

[21:31] anstettjr: you are standing there,

[21:31] anstettjr: held in a set of arms

[21:31] iranon73: the arms have no bodies?

[21:31] Mike: standing, not being held up?

[21:31] anstettjr: demon standing in front of you

[21:31] iranon73: they just wrap around us?

[21:31] anstettjr: looks at you

[21:31] anstettjr: Mike just left the room?

[21:31] anstettjr: brb

[21:31] iranon73: mike didn't leave

[21:32] iranon73: i say 'mf mfm mf mf mf'

[21:32] anstettjr: ok

[21:32] anstettjr: now we are all back

[21:32] Mike: potty

[21:33] anstettjr: lior over here

[21:33] iranon73: hiyo

[21:33] iranon73: i can be at two places at once

[21:33] iranon73: i'm majukal like that

[21:33] anstettjr: the demon in front of you looks at the elf,

[21:33] anstettjr: yes your feet are on the floor

[21:33] Mike: ok, thank you

[21:34] iranon73: wait

[21:34] iranon73: so are the arms just arms then?

[21:34] anstettjr: then looks at the halfing

[21:34] anstettjr: no

[21:34] iranon73: with no bodies?

[21:34] Mike: ok

[21:34] anstettjr: body behind you

[21:34] iranon73: oh ok

[21:34] iranon73: that was what was human like?

[21:34] anstettjr: yes,

[21:34] anstettjr: yes,

[21:34] iranon73: ok

[21:34] iranon73: so the deamon is looking at us

[21:34] iranon73: continue

[21:34] anstettjr: so the demon looks at the two of you

[21:35] anstettjr: what are you doing here?

[21:35] Mike: and invites us in for tea?

[21:35] iranon73: i say 'mf mf mfm mf mf'

[21:35] Mike: ditto

[21:35] iranon73: i say 'we fell through a pool

[21:35] iranon73: these blobs knocked us down

[21:35] Mike: 'with these blobs'

[21:35] iranon73: flew out from a door

[21:35] iranon73: though they dont seem to be blobs anymore

[21:36] anstettjr: he sticks his hand into the halfings chest and rips out his heart

[21:36] iranon73: neat

[21:36] anstettjr: shoves it into your mouth

[21:36] iranon73: yeah, indiana jones, anyone

[21:36] Mike: in my mouth...

[21:36] anstettjr: save lior

[21:36] anstettjr: minus 15

[21:36] iranon73: yeah.. i rolled a 4

[21:36] anstettjr: always have a chance

[21:36] anstettjr: sorry, (in a way) you are dead

[21:37] anstettjr: looks at the elf

[21:37] anstettjr: gestures towards uou

[21:37] anstettjr: uou

[21:37] iranon73: i dont mind

[21:37] iranon73: i never liked this character

[21:37] Mike: i'll bite, i guess

[21:37] anstettjr: grunting from behind you at that

[21:37] Mike: the heart is in my mouth, right?

[21:37] anstettjr: no

[21:37] anstettjr: it was in the halfling's mouth

[21:37] iranon73: he shoved my heart in my mouth

[21:37] Mike: oh,

[21:38] Mike: right.

[21:38] Mike: n/m

[21:38] anstettjr: what are you doing here

[21:38] Mike: can i speak?

[21:38] anstettjr: yes

[21:38] Mike: we are looking for <blah>

[21:38] iranon73: nice knowing you mike

[21:38] anstettjr: shakes his head, wrong answer

[21:38] Mike: you too cookie

[21:38] anstettjr: plunges his hand into your chest

[21:38] Mike: bye bye cold, cruel world

[21:38] Mike: 1

[21:38] Mike: woot!

[21:38] anstettjr: oh well

[21:38] iranon73: i have to say bob.. this is a great way to kill us

[21:39] anstettjr: can't tell anyone yet

[21:39] iranon73: i wont

[21:39] Mike: this blows

[21:39] iranon73: no it doesn't

[21:39] Mike: it doesn' for you, maybe

[21:39] anstettjr: sorry

[21:39] Mike: i didn't want to die

[21:39] anstettjr: is a hard thing

[21:39] iranon73: well.. thats why you should always make your characters be slightly suicidal

[21:40] anstettjr: but makes sense in the context of what has happened so far, you will have to trust me

[21:40] Mike: ok, but i still protest being dead.

[21:40] Mike: i was a recount

[21:40] iranon73: i hope bibo doesn't come down here

[21:40] Mike: there were dangling chits i tell you. chits!

[21:40] iranon73: he shouldn't keep dying

[21:41] Mike: that would be funny, actually

[21:41] anstettjr: closing this room now,

Session Close (anstettjr Chat435): Fri Nov 07 21:41:40 2003

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