Oct 03 03
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mkul316 has entered the room.
Anstett Jr: ok,
Anstett Jr: one point here
spc476 has entered the room.
Anstett Jr: no one said the titan was doing the training, the bard told you he was the person to talk to to find a person who could train you in giant swords,
Aurora1116: [19:57:04] Connecting to 162.83.251.236:8816
Anstett Jr: if you really think you are going to walk in and fight the titan then you have already lost
Lord BiBo: you said he'd be doing the training
Aurora1116: [19:57:07] No reply from server
Anstett Jr: no never said that
Lord BiBo: and no, I didn't think they'd fight the titan
mkul316: hell no
Aurora1116: what am I doing wrong?
Grolduk: Connecting to 12.206.91.67:8767
Lord BiBo: cuz, well, it's a titan
mkul316 has left the room.
Lord BiBo: and we're busy being less than level 100
mkul316 has entered the room.
iranon73: we could take him :-P
Lord BiBo: you could take him to a movie maybe
iranon73: yeah.. we could do lunch
mkul316: lets get it on...
iranon73: so can someone give me a recap?
Lord BiBo: sure
Lord BiBo: fighters want mastery
iranon73: i know that
Lord BiBo: we go to bard
Lord BiBo: bard says go to titan
Lord BiBo: we don't wanna go to titan, we say bye fighters have fun
Lord BiBo: recap over
iranon73: ok
iranon73: isn't there a civil way we could go to the titan without him eating us?
Grolduk: brb
Lord BiBo: he wouldn't eat us, that'd require bending over
mkul316: thats what we're hopin for
Lord BiBo: and that's below him
iranon73: ok well.. step on us
mkul316: thats bad too
Lord BiBo: not us, just the fighters
Anstett Jr: he could just think you out of existance
iranon73: nice
Anstett Jr: everyone
mkul316: wow. i want mastery in that
Anstett Jr: if he wanted to
mkul316: screw swords
Anstett Jr: then again
Lord BiBo: yes, but we aren't there to make him want to
iranon73: as far as i can see.. we arn't there
Lord BiBo: agreed
Anstett Jr: who really wants to start a new plane war over you couple of mere no bodies
iranon73: we have bodies, thank you very much
Anstett Jr: so do you want to bring some bodies along?
Anstett Jr: at least to have some input?
Anstett Jr: to be clear, you never thought this was the task, this is the provider
iranon73: i dont mind seeing a titan, that is, if there is a chance we can get him to talk to us and train the fighters
Anstett Jr: good chance if you are nice
iranon73: i'm nice
iranon73: but he probably wont see me
Anstett Jr: have some common sence, and a plan
mkul316: so fritz, got a plan?
iranon73: we're gonna have to do something in return for this, arn't we?
mkul316: how we supposed to get an all powerful being to train us?
iranon73: what alignment is said titan? do we know?
iranon73: he's not all powerful
iranon73: just a hell of a lot more powerful
Lord BiBo: he's not evil
Lord BiBo: he's basically a god
iranon73: ok.. i see no problem then
iranon73: yeah, but even gods can be defeated
iranon73: that's an ooc remark, by the way
Lord BiBo: actually they can't
mkul316: heh
Lord BiBo: not by us
iranon73: i didn't say by ys
iranon73: us
Lord BiBo: bob just says, guess what, you're dead
iranon73: but it is possible
mkul316: sure. we just gotta get a bird cage
Lord BiBo: I mean us as players, regardless of our characters
iranon73: yeah, and use your pixie as a pole dance to distract em
iranon73: if we were an infinite number of levels higher
iranon73: i'm sure there's some kind of uber level epic campaign that involves god slaughter
Lord BiBo: no, the rules for gods pretty much state that if you see one and piss it off, you die
Lord BiBo: they don't have stats
Lord BiBo: they just are
Lord BiBo: and they kick your ass
Lord BiBo: you could kill their avatars
Lord BiBo: but no them
iranon73: thus proving that titans can be killed
iranon73: next topic
iranon73: how are we gonna go about doing this?
Lord BiBo: we don't
iranon73: does anyone other than bibo have an answer?
Lord BiBo: fighters go up to him, talk pretty and get the next place to go to
iranon73: lorie? fritz? sean?
Grolduk: I think personally that we should find out what is going on with the Titan first. Then from there split up as we need to
iranon73: as far as i've known, splitting up the party is the last thing we ever want to do
iranon73: we dont wanna end up on the norse plane again, do we?
mkul316: i just want to get this going
Lord BiBo: yes well my char wants nothing to do with titans
iranon73: aww.. she scawed?
iranon73: he's not evil.. it can't be that bad
Lord BiBo: actually bob says alignment is any
Lord BiBo: so he may very well be evil, in the very least he's chaotic
iranon73: i'm not going anywhere near an evil titan
iranon73: not unless i have personal notice from my god that nothing bad will happen to me
Lord BiBo: yeah, same from me
Aurora1116: that makes three of us ;-)
Lord BiBo: only I don't have a god, so I will do it in proxy
iranon73: well.. you're not as close to your god as i am, but if i get it from mine, i'll put in a good word for you
mkul316: eh, the shineys call me on.
mkul316: my god is a big floating, talking shiney
iranon73: i mean.. he is the god of defense
iranon73: yeah.. you're retarded
iranon73: did i kill the conversation?
Aurora1116: nope...I was just loading up some apps
Lord BiBo: lorie, do you remember an old abandoned temple in the bronda hills?
Aurora1116: YES
Anstett Jr: sorry guys
Aurora1116: I heard you asking me something...but the sound got a bit jarbled. Aurora1116: if you are voice activating...it's making it hard to hear
Grolduk: yes
Lord BiBo: yes, we can hear you
iranon73: i can't hear anything
Lord BiBo: bob is screaming for whatever reason
iranon73: mostly cuz i dont have this teamspeak of which you speak
iranon73: and i dont have a mic
Grolduk: No they are yelling to much
Lord BiBo: dunno why he's screaming yes, but he is
Grolduk: You can't hear well when they are screaming
Aurora1116: Who ever is ordering dinner is too loud as well
Aurora1116: I don't care about salad dressing
Lord BiBo: mike ;-)
Aurora1116: okay...back to mute for Bob's house for the moment
iranon73: can i still use aim to hear you guys?
Lord BiBo: aim only works for 2 people
iranon73: i know.. but you guys are using the teamspeak thing
iranon73: arn't you?>
Grolduk: yes
Lord BiBo: yeah, I suppose maybe
iranon73: so while you're all using that, i'll be using aim to listen in
iranon73: i dont have a mic anyway
iranon73: so all i need to do is hear
iranon73: think that'll work?
Lord BiBo: maybe, bob'll try
iranon73: is bob on the computer that the mic is hooked up to?
Anstett Jr: I can't talk to lior because AIM requires sole use of the sound card
iranon73: bugger
Anstett Jr: and teamspeak is using it
Anstett Jr: sorry
iranon73: can i use teamspeak just to listen in?
Anstett Jr: sure
iranon73: can someone tell me how to get teamspeak?
Lord BiBo: go for it
Anstett Jr: fritz, can you tell Lior how to
Grolduk: Sure one sec
Anstett Jr: lor? you there
Grolduk: looking for the website
Lord BiBo: games over and whatever team bob's going for won
Lord BiBo: so we might actually play dnd now ;-)
iranon73: that would be the marlins
iranon73: are they still in?
Lord BiBo: apparently
iranon73: so bob... are all people who work in libraries very easily agitated and prone to snapping at the slightest shift from their 'comfort zone'?
iranon73: cuz i'm kinda getting that feeling
Lord BiBo: lol
Lord BiBo: that's just an american thing
Grolduk: http://www.teamspeak.org/
iranon73: i mean.. they're really nice and all... but ask them to do one thing beyond their duties... or do one thing that might upset their delicate balance of life. and... BAM!
iranon73: they freakn' lose it
iranon73: thanks fritz
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Lord BiBo: bob is very lost it
iranon73: i assume i'll be d/ling the win32 client?
Grolduk: Lori is gone
Lord BiBo: s'okay, she's not there anyway
Lord BiBo: you alive fritz?
Aurora1116 has entered the room.
Aurora1116: Okay...did I miss anything?
iranon73: we killed the titan
Grolduk: I am a human wearing a toga now
Lord BiBo: not really, fighters are off doing the titan thing
Lord BiBo: they are on some other plane, and are both humans
iranon73: so umm...
iranon73: how do i use this teamspeak thing?
Lord BiBo: connect to the ip address that I'm sure someone will be happy to provide
iranon73: that would be the server address, i presume
Grolduk: 12.206.91.67:8767
Grolduk: Go to channel dragonslayers
Grolduk: bobisabutt is the password
iranon73: wait
iranon73: is dragonslayers the login name?
Aurora1116: there...
Grolduk: no the channel name
Lord BiBo: login name is like what you wanna be called
iranon73: k
iranon73: its not working
iranon73: i dont think we're talking about the sam ethings
Lord BiBo: I have really no idea
Aurora1116: Lior is still logging in to TeamSpeak2
iranon73: hi
iranon73: thanks lorie and fritz
Grolduk: pleasure
iranon73: i can.. you sound weird
Lord BiBo: well, he IS bob...
iranon73: three who?
Lord BiBo: 2 fighters and the cleric that got them there
Aurora1116: ::shrugs:: as long as it isn't us, I don't care
iranon73: :-)
Lord BiBo: agreed :-)
iranon73: so i'm not there?
Aurora1116: Bob's sound makes our sound sound weird
Aurora1116: scratch one of those "sounds"
iranon73: i guess that other voice is fritz
Aurora1116: yep
Aurora1116: good luck fighters
Lord BiBo: yep ::sips her cocoa::
iranon73: kinda like a lecture from your parents hu?
iranon73: you get the feeling of being talked to
iranon73: follow the yellow bring road follow the yellow brick road follow follow follow follow follow the yellow brick road
Lord BiBo: ug
Grolduk: :-P
iranon73: do you have to give her a name?
Lord BiBo: her name is red shirt 1
iranon73: i thought this was a family game
iranon73: naked minotaurs running around...
iranon73: two weeks ago was an orgy...
iranon73: and that would just chafe
iranon73: sounds like the place for you to be, bibo
Lord BiBo: :-P
iranon73: who is this priestess? the cleric that went with them?
Lord BiBo: one that was sent with them to get them to the titan
iranon73: yay wolfspack!
iranon73: you guys can come with me and eat at my place
iranon73: you'll have to tell a lot of stories... and hunch over
Grolduk: wee hunching!!!
Grolduk: We are going to wolfspack to do research...what is that sound like something slurping?
iranon73: crystal magnets
Grolduk: I ask Lady Kylia if she will aid us in this quest?
spc476: "Lost: One (1) Cyrstal Castle. Reward for information on location or being returned."
Aurora1116: Oh...there is another one...it's guarded by a dragon. No reward valuable enough
mkul316: well, lets go to terraguard, see if we can find where this wizard is, go talk to him
iranon73: what if he's in the castle?
Grolduk: Try wolfspack first...then terraguard
mkul316: see if the name of the giant rings a bell
iranon73: yeah.. watch them be arch enemies
mkul316: maybe he'll hear the name and say "sure i'll take you there myself"
iranon73: and then he'll never give us the castel
mkul316: so we go grab our amulet and kill him
Grolduk: I bet we have to TAKE the castle by force
Lord BiBo: right, sure, you go do that
iranon73: so let me get this straight... you guys went to the titan and he told you he wanted this magician's castle?
Lord BiBo: how about we knock first?
iranon73: i think everyone should get paid 14 dollars to go down the street a little bit
Lord BiBo: why?
iranon73: just cuz mike was complaining
Lord BiBo: heh
Grolduk: pass the salad dressing
iranon73: i can read it fine
Grolduk: hehehe no
Grolduk: nothing up my bumm
iranon73: stop projecting your fantasies unto others, mike
Grolduk: :-X
Aurora1116: LOL
iranon73: so lorie... how's the weather in pa?
iranon73: cold as boston?
Aurora1116: freezing
mkul316: its so friggin hot down here
iranon73: we got 50 whole degrees outside now
Aurora1116: I'm sporting the nanouk of the north look tonight
iranon73: dont you think it got cold awful quick this year?
Aurora1116: we got like 50 too
Grolduk: Yes it did. I am sporting the nanook of the eastside look tonight
iranon73: last year i think we were still around the 70's this time of year
iranon73: i'm wearing a longsleeve tshirt and an undershirt
iranon73: and i'm inside
Aurora1116: yes...my mother was saying she read it in the farmer's almanac...but I laughed at her
Aurora1116: I'm under a down comforter
iranon73: ooh cozy
Aurora1116: and still chilly
Anstett Jr: ok
iranon73: well.. my window's open
Grolduk: Hey the farmers almanac is like the bible of weekend planning
iranon73: so i'm getting a nice breeze
iranon73: cuz boston is the windy city, no matter what chicago says
iranon73: even though i've never been to chicago
iranon73: i'm going to andover this weekend so i can ritually starve myself
Aurora1116: downtown PGh isn't so calm. usually very breezy
Aurora1116: between Market square and my building
iranon73: boston is windy everywhre
Aurora1116: andover...what's there?
iranon73: i have only seen one day without wind here
iranon73: my friend's hosue
iranon73: house
iranon73: i was invited to 'celebrate' yom kippur with his family
Aurora1116: have fun
Grolduk: Near butover butcloser
iranon73: its a different conjuction
iranon73: as opposed to andover
iranon73: you get it bob?
Aurora1116: Ahh yes...that's right. well...make the best of it then
Grolduk: :-D
iranon73: what?
Grolduk: yes sadly
Aurora1116: you could also substitute orover...considering and, but and or are all conjunctions, but who am I
iranon73: doesn't anyone else think its funny when someone asks 'can you hear me'?
iranon73: fritz has a nice echo
Aurora1116: I hear him twice
Aurora1116: it's because we put ours on a key activated and they use voice activated
iranon73: well.. its because we hear him through teamspeak, and through the mic in bob's
Aurora1116: so fritz gets heard twice
Aurora1116: Guys...when Bob is speaking could the rest of you not? It's hard to hear him otherwise. Thanks
Aurora1116: :-)
iranon73: you expect to get some sort of discipline?
Aurora1116: ::shrugs:: no, but I can try and ask
iranon73: yes.. we all can dream
Grolduk: I agree with Lori....sort of like the toy. "Fun things with LIGHT"
mkul316: lite brite
iranon73: so the guy invented light brite?
Aurora1116: uh oh... ::puts up the NC-17 sigh:: Here comes brian
Grolduk: :-D
iranon73: :-)
iranon73: yay!
iranon73: can't watch this without a note from mommy
Lord BiBo: aren't you 18?
iranon73: yeah.. i consider all 4 or 5 day long trips really close
iranon73: i think so
iranon73: i forget
iranon73: i might be 19 soon
iranon73: not that 19 matters
Lord BiBo: yeah, I understand that
iranon73: i still can't drink legally
Lord BiBo: I forget my age all the time
Lord BiBo: keeps changing on me
iranon73: i just know that all my friends are older than me
Aurora1116: you can in Canada and most of the rest of the free world if it makes you feel better Lior
Grolduk: How do you spell L-E-G-A-L-Y
iranon73: i can
Aurora1116: add another L Fritz
iranon73: awesome
Grolduk: :-P
Aurora1116: You spell it L-E-G-A-L-L-Y
Aurora1116: :D
iranon73: i know lorie... my professor who just came here from canada was complaining about how stupid it is that we can use guns, but he can't go out and have a beer with his students
iranon73: like he used to in cananda
iranon73: its ok though, its the reason the coffee industry is so strong here
Grolduk: It's so we dont go out and have beers while we are carrying guns8-)
Aurora1116: coffee is awful
iranon73: american coffee is
Aurora1116: unless your neck gets a bit red sometimes
Aurora1116: no...I've tried other types...I don't like those either
Grolduk: Coffee was what God created before he created Morning....read it in the bible if you dont believe me
iranon73: go to spain and ask for a cafe bonbon
Grolduk: He knew people should not function in the morning without it
Aurora1116: if the good lord had intended us to drink coffee, he wouldn't have invented iced tea
iranon73: yes go all the way to spain for an espresso sized coffeee
Grolduk: He invented ice tea for wimps;-)
Aurora1116: I work with a girl from Spain...maybe she can hook me up
iranon73: you know.. all i've been drinking for the past however-long-i've-been-in-school-this-y ear is lemonade
iranon73: i can tell you how to make it
iranon73: basically, fill an espresso cup quarter way with condensed milk, and pour espresso over it
iranon73: stir and enjoy
mkul316: coffee's for pansys
Aurora1116: dulce de leche Lior or something else?
iranon73: well condensed milk is used in making dulce de leche
mkul316: i eat caffeene in the morning
iranon73: but one is not the other
Grolduk: Coffee was invented before animal life...there is a reason for this.
Lord BiBo: condensed milk is weird
iranon73: its yummy
iranon73: its sweet
mkul316: well then, was coffee realy invented at all?
Grolduk: bleh
Aurora1116: I don't think it sounds good....
Lord BiBo: yeah, I don't care much for sweet
iranon73: you dont know what you're talking about
Aurora1116: but thanks anyhow
Lord BiBo: it made good blood
iranon73: its the sweetest thing int he world
Grolduk: bleh
Aurora1116: are the fighters dead yet?
Aurora1116: are we there yet?
Grolduk: bleh
Lord BiBo: sure why not
Grolduk: bleh
iranon73: no one invited brian? i guess i will
Lord BiBo: fighters are dead
Grolduk: bleh
Grolduk: bleh
BrianW2369 has entered the room.
mkul316: he was gone
mkul316: nothing was going on
Grolduk: We are all headed to the town 4 days south of wolfsspack
Lord BiBo: the blehing is fritz's death screams
iranon73: hey brian
BrianW2369: hey all
iranon73: you have teamspeak brian?
Aurora1116: Evening Brian
iranon73: green on mine
BrianW2369: yeah
Grolduk: We are going to find the place where the wizards apprentices go
iranon73: go on
Grolduk: Connecting to 12.206.91.67:8767
iranon73: cuz we're mostly using that
Lord BiBo: gelegare (however you spell it)
iranon73: i'm just listening though
Grolduk: dragonslayes bobisabutt is the password
Aurora1116: great...all of us or us as 1st level cannon fodder
Grolduk: No this is a real adventure
Aurora1116: oh
Aurora1116: this should be interesting
Lord BiBo: right, we're off to see the wizard
Aurora1116: we're expected to help them then?
iranon73: so we're going to find the wizard's apprentices so we can use them to find the wizard?
Aurora1116: ::laughs:: Umm, sorry...no fireball today Mr. Fighter
iranon73: the wonderful wizard of booze.. we'll drink and drink and drink and drink, and then we'll take a snooze
Grolduk: We take the crystal castle from the Lich-god War Wizard and take it to the Evil incarnate Stormgiant. If we survive then we will have enough experience to have grand mastery
mkul316: woot!
Lord BiBo: I agree
Lord BiBo: ::waves:: have fun storming the castle
spc476: have fun giving the castle to the storm!
Aurora1116: Bibo, did you bring more cocoa? we could probably use Magic missile to warm it at least
Grolduk: That is more like it
Grolduk: bleh
Lord BiBo: why use magic missle? I've got cantrip?
iranon73: we can get living pots
Aurora1116: ahhh...excellent cantrip. I guess I could use orison the same way
Grolduk: :-D
iranon73: i can use my healthy cooking skill to make the cocoa extra good
Lord BiBo: woohoo!
Aurora1116: it's fortified with 12 vitamins and nutrients :-)
Lord BiBo: healing cocoa!
Grolduk: bleh to that if it has condensed mild
Grolduk: bleh to winter
Lord BiBo: condensed milk isn't what you think it is
Aurora1116: ...it's worse
Grolduk: As a matter of fact....Bleh to this Whole thing.
Grolduk: Bleh to my parents
Aurora1116: YEAH Fritz
Aurora1116: and his happy Bleh
Lord BiBo: think of it as pudding that has everything removed from it except sugar
Lord BiBo: and then they sweeten it a bit
Aurora1116: ::ponders Pistachio pudding with no sugar... icky
iranon73: what did you just say?
spc476: what did you say, Lorie?
Grolduk: They are good.
Aurora1116: who is typing like a mad man?
mkul316: bob
Aurora1116: ahhh
Aurora1116: tell him to hush up
mkul316: we all have quiet laptop keyboards
iranon73: my keyboard is worn from use
iranon73: i have indentations in the space bar
iranon73: its nifty
Aurora1116: I just cleaned my keyboard :-)
mkul316: whee
Grolduk: I went to andover and cleaned my buttover again
Aurora1116: bleh
Aurora1116: I could...but that would be helping
iranon73: i love dinner in the evening
Grolduk: woot
iranon73: i hate having dinner at 6 am
Grolduk: or dinner at lunch
Aurora1116: hmm...dinner is lunch. supper is the evening meal
iranon73: werido
Aurora1116: ::ponders::
Grolduk: not in the south
Grolduk: supper is lunch and dinner is dinner
iranon73: its just mealtime for me
mkul316: supper is a made up meal
Aurora1116: but you are weird in the south...you eat stuff like grits and collards
Aurora1116: all the time
iranon73: the day is made out of mealtime, and the time you're snacking between meals
Grolduk: Don't forget Chittlins
mkul316: and dinner should never be eaten at noon
iranon73: those are good lorie
mkul316: and don't forget the chillins either
mkul316: greens aren't food, they're what food eats
Grolduk: How about Pigs Feet
Aurora1116: ::shudders:: yikes!
iranon73: i ask if he wants help cooking
Grolduk: He is cooking himself? I put the fire out
Grolduk: bleh
iranon73: health food all around
iranon73: i successfully take the flavor out of everythign
Grolduk: I am not staying for dinner...even if it is supper
mkul316: i want greesy food!
Lord BiBo: did you ever get the medicinal cooking?
iranon73: no
iranon73: i havn't leveled since i started this character
Aurora1116: I haven't leveled in two in a half years if it makes you feel better
Aurora1116: I've needed less than 30K since january
Lord BiBo: right, I thought you had a spare slot for whenever
iranon73: nope
iranon73: used it to get healthy cooking
Lord BiBo: right
Lord BiBo: silly me
Grolduk: Allarius
Grolduk: Alarius
iranon73: this guy's not vain
Lord BiBo: right
iranon73: idea
Grolduk: Dohbleh
Grolduk: Kinda like a thought balloon
iranon73: i was just reffering to the taking the crystal while its on the gorund
iranon73: groudn
iranon73: saying it was a good idea
iranon73: wow that sounds creepy
iranon73: i'm sure his whole idea of little is different than mine
Aurora1116: 20 years...that might be a long wait
iranon73: i've got time
iranon73: yeah normal people always hang out in floating crystal palaces
iranon73: is he holding a perpetual party with a tiring band?
iranon73: is there gonna be a spacecraft full of robots visiting him?
Aurora1116: This guy sounds like your average King Point resident. Hoping to travel around and live out his golden years
iranon73: you die out your golden years, not live out
Grolduk: As aLich
Grolduk: Ok a demilich
Aurora1116: maybe the lich in Thedd knows him and they play bridge together
iranon73: you know there's a word for the killing of old people?
Lord BiBo: you know, at level 18 you can cast wish
Lord BiBo: wish will keep you alive pretty long ;-)
Grolduk: Yes it is called Oldenasia
Aurora1116: yes and we have a spell book that has that spell Bibo
iranon73: senilicide
Grolduk: No killing young people is youthenasia
iranon73: i've seen it
iranon73: and i dont go to starbucks
Grolduk: Killing the elderly is called Oldenasia
Grolduk: He can waht
Grolduk: what
iranon73: we need to put 9 mm pieces of metal through his skull
Aurora1116: we need to find his phylactery and smoosh it
iranon73: sorry.. i just finished watching hellsing
Aurora1116: and magic jar him in a lead box
iranon73: yeah, i'm sure he coulda changed directions
mkul316: hellsing is sweet
iranon73: his thought process: jee i've been going west for about 10 years now, why dont i try north for a while?
Grolduk: Hellsing is AC/DC
iranon73: itsok, we dont like good nor logical
Aurora1116: you fall into a routine, it gets boring, you need that change to "mix it up"
Aurora1116: no scrying
Grolduk: If he continues west forever and he gets to the west if he keeps going in the same direction does he start going east automatically?
iranon73: scrying the world - response - "yup"
spc476: how about scrying the entire world and any spots that show up blank can be investigated
Grolduk: Or east of west
Aurora1116: that would take too long SPC, can you imagine how much trouble we would be in checking out all the blank "walled" areas
spc476: scry the country
Grolduk: He is circising the globe?
Aurora1116: does that hurt the globe Fritz?
Grolduk: Sounds painful to me
spc476: only if the world is older than 8 days
iranon73: how about he throws a party in his castle, inviting all his friends, and then they all end up getting murdered in mysterious ways, and we have to figure it out
Aurora1116: I call Professor Plum
Grolduk: Well it was created in 7 so I guess it was done before he rested
iranon73: muslims do it at 13, sean
spc476: ouch!
Grolduk: Maybe the King of terraguard knows how to reach him
Aurora1116: we could ask...but he sounds painful to talk to
Aurora1116: NO
iranon73: you never talk to him.. you just talk to people who represent the people who represent the people who represent the people (adnaseum) who represent him
Aurora1116: ouch?
iranon73: i doubt they'd notice it.. its probably like a pink elephant
iranon73: no one sees it
iranon73: and a thing called love?
Aurora1116: Why are we talking to birds and bees?
Lord BiBo: who knows
Aurora1116: do you know how many floating castles there are?
Lord BiBo: 5
spc476: How about my original idea? Hand out fliers: "Lost, one (1) crystal castle that floats. Reward for any information or having it returned."
iranon73: i dont wanna give a reward
Lord BiBo: right
spc476: wooden nickles.
Lord BiBo: fritz beat me to it
iranon73: i dont care
spc476: lots and lots of wooden nickles
iranon73: it takes me out of my element
Lord BiBo: the reward is a fireball
Grolduk: We will need everyone to take over the castle and then take it to the giant
mkul316: i want that!
iranon73: who here has the 'castle flying' proficiency
Aurora1116: Robert has that
iranon73: cuz i can't pilot it
Lord BiBo: I do
Aurora1116: but he's not here
Lord BiBo: right next to demonology
iranon73: boo
mkul316: hold on, gimme a second, i gotta type it into my char sheet
Grolduk: Wanted (1) rainbow crystal. reward if found.
Grolduk: Can we buy potions of flying?
iranon73: so the first thing we have to find is the ground.. the our search should be greatly eased
Aurora1116: doesn't a djinn owe a favor to the Dragonslayers
iranon73: has anyone seen the ground?
Grolduk: Yea A Jeanie owes a favor
iranon73: what a poor sap
Lord BiBo: is she in a harem outfit?
Aurora1116: ::shrugs:: it's a he Aurora1116: :X
Grolduk: Well pass the Gin!!!
iranon73: in the cellar
Grolduk: Pass the tonic!!!
Aurora1116: at this rate it's pass the vodka straight
iranon73: ::hands you a bottle marked "toxic"::
Aurora1116: is this worth it to the party to cash in the favor
iranon73: hu?
iranon73: oh
iranon73: :-)
iranon73: you can go find my rotting corpse and see if you can raise him
Aurora1116: does this rate cashing in a favor of this magnitude?
Aurora1116: absolutely...go right ahead and sacrif...err send your fairie
iranon73: what is bibo sending mike to do?
Aurora1116: something about his fairie
Lord BiBo: I am sending no one to do anything
Grolduk: What is Mike a fairie?
Aurora1116: why are we dragging around this naked guy?
iranon73: someone got it
Grolduk: So he can learn
iranon73: to be naked?
Lord BiBo: he's not naked anymore
iranon73: he seems to have that down pat
Aurora1116: he can learn what party not to surround himself with?
Grolduk: Yes and the fastest way to die
Grolduk: How much for potions of flying?
Grolduk: P.S. I am broke
Lord BiBo: I can make em for free
Lord BiBo: but you have to pay me
mkul316: ass
iranon73: iw ont have sex with you
Aurora1116: Yeah Bibo!!!!
Lord BiBo: I don't have a midget fetish
Grolduk: I wont have sex with him/her either...Bleh
iranon73: i'm not a midget
Aurora1116: yes you do
iranon73: midgets arn't porportionate
Lord BiBo: you can owe me a favor if ya like
Aurora1116: bleh
Aurora1116: LOL
Grolduk: then it is a midgit fetish
Grolduk: bleh to that big time
iranon73: how about this nice shiny hangnail?
Aurora1116: borrow Brian's fighter's weapon, doesn't that make him fly?
mkul316: cheese
Lord BiBo: only he's not here
Aurora1116: ewww...the power of cheese
mkul316: hells yeah
Grolduk: I have the POWER !!!!
Lord BiBo: so whatcha gonna offer?
mkul316: ok. he man
spc476: Cheeeeese, Grommit! Cheeeeeeese!
iranon73: no fritz, thats your breath, its not actual cheese
Grolduk: Grommit
Lord BiBo: how much are you gonna give me?
Aurora1116: PS2 just came out with a new game for Wallace and Grommit
mkul316: bibo, this is so fubar
Grolduk: I dont think you could handle all I have to give....Bleh
mkul316: you're getting burned on a stake
iranon73: you're getting burned with steak
Aurora1116: that came from the Safe House ::winks at Sean::
Lord BiBo: how about you owe me a favor and I'll make you fly for a day
spc476: oh ... ooooh ... bad .. very bad
Aurora1116: what?
spc476: no Safe House! Bad! Bad!
Aurora1116: LOL
Aurora1116: uh oh...statistics ::goes faint:: 50/50 chance
Lord BiBo: never argue statistics with lorie
Lord BiBo: ever
Lord BiBo: it'll make your head hurt
Aurora1116: :-)
spc476: because you have a 50/50 chance of loosing
Grolduk: >:o
Aurora1116: I know statistics...I just choose not to believe them
Aurora1116: For your info, I got an A in statistics
Lord BiBo: you fail sadistics
Aurora1116: either you have a favorable outcome or you don't
Aurora1116: ahhh...I feel your Feng Shui...you are all about balance
Aurora1116: A and F... nice balance
spc476: hey, hands off my Feng Shui!
Aurora1116: they meet at C
iranon73: i got a b+ on my essay!
Aurora1116: Whoo Hoo Lior :-)
Lord BiBo: woot
Aurora1116: Ethics classes
Aurora1116: ?
iranon73: social science
iranon73: comparing hobbes to locke
Aurora1116: ahhhh....
iranon73: they both suck
Aurora1116: well on a happy scale, yes
Aurora1116: they both suck
spc476: But calvin and hobbes is great!
iranon73: this is true sean
Aurora1116: I agree Spc
iranon73: but hobbes alone is just all about building a serfdom
Aurora1116: bards? Ugh
iranon73: and locke is great.. if you're rich
Aurora1116: Send the wtich in...you need a heavy hitter
Aurora1116: big strong brutes are her speciality
Aurora1116: ;-)
Lord BiBo: :-P
Aurora1116: or is that big strong brunettes?
Aurora1116: ;:-P
Lord BiBo: don't hate the player, hate the game
mkul316: i hate you
Grolduk: :-)
iranon73: bibo.. you've got issues
Lord BiBo: ;-)
Aurora1116: I can player hate...I'm a cleric :-)
iranon73: wohle magazines
iranon73: i'm getting drunk
spc476: "Am I *still* unconscience?"
Lord BiBo: you're asleep
Aurora1116: I sit in a corner with the hood of my cloak up. I try to blend in ;-)
spc476: oh yea ...
Aurora1116: LOL
Lord BiBo: I steal the guy's pants
iranon73: i give them tips on how to brew better beer
Lord BiBo: do you have brewing?
Aurora1116: healthy beer
iranon73: shh
Lord BiBo: as that is a separate proficiency :-P
Aurora1116: if you have herbalism...you could figure it out
iranon73: giving tips does not mean good tips
iranon73: darn funny bob?
Aurora1116: does it seem like it's taking forever for the fighters to get mastery?
Lord BiBo: yes
Aurora1116: we could have actually killed things and obtained experience during this time ...couldn't we have? Maybe greelox spawned and we didn't know it ? :-)
Lord BiBo: actually, we'd probably get like 2 xp
Aurora1116: ahh that's true as well Bibo
Lord BiBo: for killing an ancient purple dragon
Aurora1116: LOL
Lord BiBo: named barney
Aurora1116: ROFL
Aurora1116: there is a purple dragon mkul316: i hate you
Aurora1116: there is a yellow dragon
Aurora1116: there is a green dragon
Aurora1116: there are several of them
Aurora1116: there are several red dragons
Aurora1116: there is a gold dragon
Aurora1116: there is a silver dragon
Aurora1116: have I missed any?
Lord BiBo: there's always more
Aurora1116: well yes...but that we know about
Aurora1116: oh...there is the shadow dragon too
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Aurora1116: no...didnt add that one
Aurora1116: as well as the red herring two-headed one
Aurora1116: no...we don't go in seek of adventure...we go in search of treasure and 2 XP per session ;-)
iranon73: great the one week i miss
Aurora1116: ditto Lior
Aurora1116: am I not being heard
spc476: now we hear you
iranon73: i hear you
iranon73: yeah but people like to move around when they talk on phones
iranon73: hence the cordless and cell phone
iranon73: or western mass
Aurora1116: what about Air Walk up to the castle?
Lord BiBo: getting in the castle isn't a problem
Lord BiBo: it's getting to it
Lord BiBo: as in finding the darn thing
mkul316: theres snow
mkul316: 15 feet high
mkul316: all over
Lord BiBo: we still have no idea where it is
mkul316: and we don't knwo where it si
spc476: Walking in a winter wonderland ...
Lord BiBo: this is bob
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mkul316: good call
Lord BiBo: I don't think he writes solutions to his adventures, just problems and assumes theres a way to solve it
Aurora1116: LOL
Aurora1116: I roll the BOB proficiency for clues
Grolduk: =-O
iranon73: ya know... i figure the river thing is a pretty good cluie
Lord BiBo: darn, I left my shirt home, I don't have the proficiency for the night
Grolduk: I agree lets follow the river
spc476 has entered the room.
Lord BiBo: there isn't river
Lord BiBo: there's rivers
Lord BiBo: as in, lots and lots of em
Aurora1116: Okay...I made it by 10. What does it tell me?
Aurora1116: You should be nicer to me... I don't have anything to gain in this adventure
iranon73: take me to the river
iranon73: dropme in the water
Lord BiBo: um... cold
iranon73: yup
Aurora1116: great...we're in Minnesota.
iranon73: i can do a bunch of stuff
Aurora1116: even worse...
iranon73: nope
Grolduk: I have a charriot
Aurora1116: ::nods:: Bye! :-)
Aurora1116: It's warm there...and no one can get in ... All the cocoa for me :-)
Lord BiBo: I am the cocoa provider
Aurora1116: I have a fireplace...it's warm
Aurora1116: in fact, I'll make it hot
mkul316: i am the king of cocoa
iranon73: who builds a kingdom so far north?
iranon73: the vikings died for a reason
mkul316: stoopid people?
Aurora1116: ask the silly Monk that gave it to me
iranon73: rather.. they invaded others for a reason
Aurora1116: I didn't build this place or pick it
Aurora1116: I voted to stay in Thedd in fact
iranon73: do you know why sweden, finland, and canada have the highest suicide rates in the world?
iranon73: its true
Lord BiBo: yes, cold sucks
Aurora1116: ::ponders:: They have Icelandic Envy?
iranon73: its the bloody cold.. you dont build kingdoms up there
mkul316: they have lots of dentists?
Grolduk: I hire a druid to find it
Aurora1116: No scrying...
Aurora1116: I'm not scrying
iranon73: and one that might lead him back to terraguard city
Aurora1116: could we use direction sense about Lior's idea?
Grolduk: Can we move on Bob PUHLEAZE
Grolduk: How about we look at a map and see if there is one that comes about in a circle
Anstett Jr: everyone sound off,
iranon73 has left the room.
Anstett Jr: lorie, bringing anyone along?
mkul316: hi
mkul316: me n the theif
Grolduk: I am coming
iranon73 has entered the room.
iranon73: lorie.. i can't understand a word you say
Aurora1116: sorry...not sure why not
Aurora1116: ::shakes head:: Wouldn't that be helping?
mkul316: we're usin the pool
Aurora1116: Why do I want to help them?
Aurora1116: It's my pool...I say no
mkul316: to skip lots of walking
Grolduk: Because you love us
mkul316: cuz yer comin along.
mkul316: so says the mighty bob
iranon73: lorie, i promise not to pee in your pool
Aurora1116: I can use other ways to get there that don't involve using the pool
Aurora1116: I can walk on air :-)
mkul316: i can walk on snow.
mkul316: the pixie flys
Lord BiBo: yes... but see... cold. thousands of miles... not good
spc476: "Believe it or not, I'm walking on air!"
Grolduk: I walk thru the snow
Aurora1116: ::frowns:: I don't think it's fair
iranon73: i can walk on groudn
Aurora1116: ::shrugs:: but since you've already done it
Aurora1116: whatever
Lord BiBo: works for me, I'll be drinkin cocoa either way :-P
mkul316: so who is going?
mkul316: elandar and elyssa are
mkul316: i'd assume that reign is going
mkul316: so that leaves fudge, witch and kyla
Grolduk: Look lets just move and do this. We have wasted a whole night. Bob if we dont find the castle I start walking back to terraguard shouting loudly and trying to attract wandering monsters
iranon73: ahem
mkul316: oops
mkul316: and the short person i overlooked
Aurora1116: and it's Kylia
mkul316: her too
iranon73: you get kicked in the nuts
iranon73: yeah
iranon73: i'm real flexible
Aurora1116: he does if I pick him up and let him
mkul316: so who's going?
Aurora1116: :-)
Anstett Jr: Kylia are you going along? or just opening up the pool for them to go to this place?
mkul316: lets just get this straight before the end of the night
iranon73: if i can't reach.. i've always got the butt end of my sword
Anstett Jr: you will be there at the end of the night,
mkul316: at least its not the pointy end
Grolduk: Everyone is going. Anyone who doesn't think they are going went. That is the end
Anstett Jr: I am just unsure of exactly who will be there
Aurora1116: I would have preferred to have been asked, but since I wasn't they can go through
mkul316: good job fritz
iranon73: nah, castration is not part of my religion
Anstett Jr: no one is forced to go
Anstett Jr: anyone can stay back on this one
Aurora1116: but don't look for them to get back with the crystal
Aurora1116: I'm not going
Anstett Jr: only the two fighters are required
mkul316: please lady, can we use your magic pool of spiffyness?
Aurora1116: I wish them good luck
Aurora1116: ::rolls eyes:: too late for suck up Mike
Anstett Jr: will be a very big task for the two of them, can use a lot of help
spc476: I'll go
mkul316: yay! we gots us a cook
Anstett Jr: anyone who does not want to take thier main character, can feel free not too
iranon73: i'll go, with kylia's permisson, cuz i figure they're bound to get into trouble, so they'll need a healer
Aurora1116: just go and get it over with already...we've wasted three months on this adventure
Aurora1116: and still no mastery
Lord BiBo: if I get told by one more person to go see another person someone's dying
Anstett Jr: at least everyone should have thier fear of dungeons well behind them now
Aurora1116: I don't fear dungeons...I never do. This is worse than city adventures :X
Anstett Jr: I promise this is the end portion
Lord BiBo: I like city adventures
Aurora1116: You don't need my permission...go
spc476: what happens when you quaff the end potion?
mkul316: you go to the begining
Lord BiBo: you end up in a burger joint
Aurora1116: just quit delaying going...just GO
spc476: ah
Aurora1116: :-)
spc476: yes Mom!
Anstett Jr: so again I ask, who is going?
Aurora1116: that's more like it
Lord BiBo: yeah, don't forget your golashes
iranon73: i
Aurora1116: ::retreats to her keep to make potions and scrolls::
mkul316: me and we
Aurora1116: ...but make sure you wear clean underwear...you never know who you'll die around
iranon73: who'll die around us, you mean
Lord BiBo: does it matter?
Anstett Jr: and if your main character is not going, will you have a character there to speak with?
Aurora1116: Sure...that too
Aurora1116: No. I don't want to have a character there.
Aurora1116: I want them to go and get mastered already
Lord BiBo: yes, master up
Lord BiBo: like, now
Lord BiBo: before I get the urge to turn someone into a halfling
Anstett Jr: ok, so Lior, Fritz, Mike, Sean are going
Anstett Jr: Marco and Lorie, are you not playing next week?
Aurora1116: I'll play next week, at my keep, doing clerical things.
Anstett Jr: or are you going to send along someone to talk for you?
Grolduk: Well I am going to log. Figure out what we are doing please.
Lord BiBo: can I be kevin?
Aurora1116: No, I am not sending anyone
mkul316: good night
Anstett Jr: in the end of the night,
iranon73: nighty
Anstett Jr: you find a village
Aurora1116: Night Fritz :-)
spc476: Night
Anstett Jr: out side the village in the morning a crystal castle apears
Anstett Jr: we can pick up there next week,
Aurora1116: I have lots of potions and scrolls to catch up on...plus training my clerics and tending to other issues. I have lots to keep me busy
Anstett Jr: you will see the castle, outside of the village
Anstett Jr: Lorie, please log in then,
Aurora1116: And the mail...do you know how much mail I have
Anstett Jr: we can do your sutff
Anstett Jr: smile
Aurora1116: ::shrugs:: Nah, that will take away from the rest of the party
Aurora1116: I'll be fine
Anstett Jr: no, can IM each other
Aurora1116: Good luck to them though
Aurora1116: Night all
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Grolduk has left the room.
mkul316: night lior
mkul316: have fun in the cold
iranon73: i am
Lord BiBo: cold is icky
iranon73: so we're totallydone for the night?
iranon73: you're just a dumb bahamian
mkul316: yeah he is
mkul316: he gets cold when its seventy out
iranon73: you dontknow what refreshing weather is
Lord BiBo: no, even birds have the sense to leave when it's cold
mkul316: so do old people, whats your point?
iranon73: we dont need sense, we have jackets
iranon73: and fleece
Lord BiBo: ice is natures way of saying leave
iranon73: no, its saying 'preserve'
spc476: I though ice was natures way of keeping your tea cold
mkul316 has left the room.
spc476 has left the room.
iranon73: ok i'm leaving
iranon73: see you guys next week
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