Oct 05 07 - My Shoes!!!
[DM] ==== Gaming session started: Fri Oct 05 18:53:59 EDT 2007 ====
Vicki has joined the game on Fri Oct 05 18:55:03 EDT 2007
[Vicki] hi
[DM] I am away from the keyboard.
Kaz has joined the game on Fri Oct 05 18:57:32 EDT 2007
[Vicki] hi
[Kaz] Hi there!
[DM] I am back at the keyboard.
[DM] Getting my food and such here, will be ready to start in just a moment
[Vicki] ok
[DM] Beth is getting her stuff together
[Kaz] alright
[Vicki] i even made dinner early tonight
[DM] and beyond that I do not know
[Kaz] Dinner? What's that?
[Vicki] so i've eaten now and been waiting for about 20 minutes
Beth has joined the game on Fri Oct 05 18:58:45 EDT 2007
[Vicki] supper kaz
[Vicki] hi beth
[DM] I am away from the keyboard.
[Beth] hey all :)
[Kaz] Hi Bethie
[Vicki] i actually remembered before it started
[Vicki] lol
[Vicki] instead of 20 minutes before it's over
[Kaz] hehehe
[DM] I am back at the keyboard.
[DM] if the three of you have not looked in the last couple of days, the site has a bunch of new stuff on it
[DM] including a lot of info in the rule book section
[Kaz] I haven't... I'll definitely check it out after :)
[DM] that might help understand things
Kaz is receiving the map Tower...
Kaz has received the map Tower.
[Vicki] bob... there's a lot to read already...
[DM] and a calendar grid is up now so you can see how that lays out
[DM] grins, we are only at 500 pages,
[Kaz] cool
[Vicki] i can barely keep up with chat history some days
[Vicki] lol
[DM] I still have 5 filing cabinet drawers to go
[Vicki] holy cow
Vicki is receiving the map Tower...
Vicki has received the map Tower.
[DM] dinner is done brb
[DM] I am away from the keyboard.
[Kaz] I want to know why I can't get my 4th level spells to update *scratch*
[Kaz (to GM only)] Character sheet for Moirra modified: Magical Abilities - CHANGED: 4th level -- Current: 2 (0).
mikE has joined the game on Fri Oct 05 19:03:54 EDT 2007
[Kaz] ROFL
[Kaz] Helps to hit 'enter'
[Kaz] Heya Mike
[mikE] j0
[mikE] who's this viki person now?
[Vicki] hi mike
[mikE] hi
[Vicki] been here a time or two already
[Kaz] She's that chick... you know. From that place, where those people are that have the stuff.
[Vicki] lol kaz
[mikE] okay, just so you all know in advance, i already told lorie, i'm in a bad mood, shit went down at work, don't wanna talk about it though so i might be more... bitter than usual tonight
[Vicki] i just don't talk much
[Kaz] *hugs Mike and runs away*
[mikE] and i'm actually hoping to get the little girl as a henchman, but in my mood now i'll probably try to kill her.
[mikE] don't let me kill her or anything.
[Kaz] uh ohhhhh
[mikE] but at the same time, push her out the window
[DM] I am back at the keyboard.
[Kaz] Okay, Mom
[Kaz] If it makes you feel any better, you can give the verbal once-over to Moirra for eating too many brownies
[Kaz] Or... whatever you can think of that's better than that.
mikE is receiving the map Tower...
mikE has received the map Tower.
[Vicki] lol, i wouldn't be surprised if the wooden spoon come in handy lol
Beth is receiving the map Tower...
Beth has received the map Tower.
[Beth] I am back at the keyboard.
Lorie has joined the game on Fri Oct 05 19:08:52 EDT 2007
[Vicki] hi lorie
[Kaz] HI Lorie!
Lorie is receiving the map Tower...
Lorie has received the map Tower.
[Kaz] Brb, gotta get the flag in before it gets dark and I forget
[Kaz] I am away from the keyboard.
[little girl] if anyone forgets where we are it is on the site
[Vicki] i read that last night
[Vicki] it's what kept me awake until 3 am
[little girl] that scary? wink
[Vicki] not scary... that long
[Vicki] lol
[Kaz] I am back at the keyboard.
[little girl] ok, so Kylia, Kira, Miline, and Moirra
[little girl] you have this little girl here
[little girl] she is still sitting on the ledge
[little girl] any thoughts on that?
[Lorie] She doesn't like everyone bothering her right?
[little girl] right
[Beth] Well, Mikey was doing a fair to middlin' job of trying to talk her into joining us
[Kaz] I am back at the keyboard.
[Beth] or Millie, rather
[Lorie] umm... right
[Lorie] This is going to work out swimmingly
[Lorie] she volunteered to give us the shoes of course to make people stop bothering her?
[little girl] no
[Lorie] :: sniffs :: of course not
[little girl] Arilyn offered to trade boots for the shoes
[little girl] and you know she is not from here
[Beth] I recall that idea seemed ot appeal to her
[little girl] and wants people to leave her alone
[little girl] you have the agreement with the Rakshashas to exchange the girl for Ramone
[little girl] and the shoes belong to Wilson's step mom's sister
[Beth] I seem to recall that the general consensus on Wilson's step mother was that she could take a flying $&# at the moon :D
[Moirra (Kaz)] I think so :)
[Beth] although that idea might not pan out in 'reality'
[mikE] can we push her out the window yet?
[Lorie] well get on with the charming
[mikE] and drop a house on his mother?
[Beth] She's a Djinn or something like that... wouldn't she just fly?
[mikE] i was charming
[Lorie] I'm inclined to fireball her...I'm sure no one will bother her
[mikE] what was our deal?
[mikE] boots for her shoes. right.
[little girl] that was discussed
[mikE] how about we just cut off her feet?
[mikE] then she won't need shoes
[Beth] I have a feeling everyone is getting pretty tired of this little girl
[mikE] well, i want her for my own
[Beth] that would be good
[mikE] so what are we doing? what's she say about the trade bob?
[little girl] well Arilyn is not here to trade,
[mikE] then she can have mine
[Beth] or mine
[mikE] as milinear i've got some very pretty slippers on.
little girl looking at millinear's shoes
[Beth] well, lol, Millie probably has much prettier shoes than I do
[mikE] probably. millie's a very snappy dresser
[little girl] ok
[little girl] I will give you these shoes for yours
[little girl] but you have to promise to help me keep those people away
[little girl] everyone wants me to do things for them
[little girl] I want them to leave me alone
[mikE] brb. dinner.
[mikE] work with her without me
[mikE] I am away from the keyboard.
[Moirra (Kaz)] Who bothers you, besides the striped men?
[mikE] I am back at the keyboard.
[mikE] and yes, i'll trade and she can stay with me for protection.
[mikE] I am away from the keyboard.
[little girl] the bear was mean to me
[little girl] I just wanted to pet the little bear
[little girl] and the big bear growled at me
[little girl] the old lady keeps telling me to do this and make that
[Moirra (Kaz)] Maybe the big bear was the Momma bear, and she was protecting her baby.
[Moirra (Kaz)] Momma's do that, you know.
[little girl] the tiger men were mad I did nto think they were funny with their pretending
Moirra (Kaz) moves to stand closer to Millie, but halfway there trips over Lion Lilly, staggers, and falls to the floor.
[Moirra (Kaz)] Moirra moved 14'08".
[Moirra (Kaz)] Ow
[Beth] ::chuckles::
[Moirra (Kaz)] Umm, the tiger men are just stupid mean things.
Moirra (Kaz) gets back to her feet, blushing furiously
[Beth] stupid mean things who plan to eat Ramone
[Moirra (Kaz)] So, how do we help them leave you alone? Do you want to come with us?
Moirra (Kaz) rubs her knee.
[little girl] when I have these shoes no one bothers me
[little girl] no one found me till you guys
[Moirra (Kaz)] Maybe it's because we're not here to hurt you.
[Beth] ((good one, Kaz! :D ))
[little girl] but he said I had to clean my room
little girl points at percy
[little girl] he is mean
[Moirra (Kaz)] Well, that's not mean.
[Moirra (Kaz)] Percy is actually a very GOOD man.
[Beth] he said you could make a friend to clean it for you, I thought
[Moirra (Kaz)] Yes, he did
[Lorie] you shouldn't MAKE anyone do ANYTHING for you
[Lorie] If you make friends...you could do it together
[little girl] I can make lots of friends
[Moirra (Kaz)] Oh, but that's not what she means by "making friends'.
[Lorie] real friends
[Lorie] not "created" ones
[little girl] why?
[Lorie] and for the record...I'm definitely meaner than Percy
little girl shivers
[Lorie] I can make friends too
[Moirra (Kaz)] Because it's so much nicer to have friends who like you because they want to, not because they HAVE to.
[Lorie] but at the end of the day ...you're still lonely aren't you?
little girl slow nod
[little girl] I miss mommy and daddy
[Lorie] that's not the way to make friends
[Lorie] I'm sure you do
[Lorie] :: sighs ::
[Moirra (Kaz)] You know, everyone has chores that they have to do.
[Lorie] I sometimes miss my parents too
[little girl] you are a parent?
[Moirra (Kaz)] Just because your mommy and daddy want you to do your chores, that doesn't make them mean.
[Lorie] :: ponders :: I'm responsible for a lot of peopl
[Lorie] people
[Lorie] I have a large house with lots of little ones running around
[Lorie] but I'm not a Mommy
[Moirra (Kaz)] You're kind of a Mommy, Kylia.
[little girl] did you make them all?
[Moirra (Kaz)] No, she didn't.
[Lorie] No...they willingly came to Roadhaven where I live
[Moirra (Kaz)] They live with her because she protects them, and they like her.
[Lorie] We have chruches and they are practionners of their faith
[Lorie] I have dwarves as neighbors
[Lorie] I am responsible for their most sacred keep
[Lorie] It's a dangerous place...
[Lorie] I can't let people go there...well unless they want to be a dwarf
[Lorie] ;: sniffs ::
[little girl] only mommy and daddy like me
[little girl] everyone else just wants me to do stuff
[Moirra (Kaz)] Well
[little girl] and they keep telling me to do things to
[Lorie] I don't really want you to do anything
little girl folds her arms
[little girl] I don't wanna
[Lorie] but unfortunately as a child we have tasks to do
[Lorie] I understand
[Lorie] I don't want to do a lot of things...but that is how life works
[Lorie] sometimes it's absolutely NO FUN
[Lorie] you just want to sleep in
[Moirra (Kaz)] Adults have waaayyyyy more tasks than children do. And we can't get out of doing them, either.
[little girl] you could stay here with me
[little girl] no one will find us
[Lorie] but some stupid suitor wants to marry you...or bugbears want to ruin your house...or dwarves want to pawn their chldren off on you :: sighs :: It's really not fun
[little girl] if we wear the shoes
[Moirra (Kaz)] But we can't all wear the shoes, so that wouldn't work.
[Moirra (Kaz)] Plus
[Lorie] well we can't BOTH wear them
[mikE] I am back at the keyboard.
[mikE] okay, i'm back
[Moirra (Kaz)] I really like the world.
[little girl] (lol, Lorie is on a roll, )
[Lorie] and you did promise them to Milie
[little girl] ok, I will give them to Millie
[little girl] she did make me brownies
little girl takes off red slippers
little girl holds them out to millie
[Milinear (mikE)] "Why thank you dear."
[Milinear (mikE)] ::exchanges slippers::
[little girl] (what alignment is Millie?)
little girl puts on new blue slippers
[little girl] looks at them
[little girl] they are a little big she says
[little girl] the red ones changed to fit me nice
[Milinear (mikE)] LG
[little girl] ok
[Milinear (mikE)] "Well, we can make some special ones just for you when we get home."
[Milinear (mikE)] "Even prettier than those. How does that sound?"
little girl thinking
[little girl] I want to go home
[little girl] I guess I need to see mommy and daddy
[Moirra (Kaz)] I bet your mommy and daddy are pretty worried about you.
[Lorie] do you know the name of your town?
little girl shakes her head
[Lorie] Okay
[little girl] the walls of our house were nice and shiney
[Milinear (mikE)] "We can find them."
[Milinear (mikE)] "I'll show you how when we get back to our home."
[Milinear (mikE)] "Would you like that?"
[little girl] I guess
[little girl] will you help me clean my room?
[Milinear (mikE)] "If you like."
[Lorie] :: tries to hide a faint smile ::
[Lorie] well then
[Lorie] do we have other business here?
[little girl] do you have any more brownies?
[Lorie] we should make our way back
[Milinear (mikE)] "I can make more."
[Moirra (Kaz)] Ooh, yes. More brownies.
[Milinear (mikE)] by the way, how we getting ramone?
Moirra (Kaz) nods a lot.
[little girl] who is ramone?
[Milinear (mikE)] or are we going to leave him to be eaten?
[Beth] ((if we find her parents, maybe they can help us get Ramone back))
[little girl] (your most logical guess, of a very magicaly inclined child, and a city of brass is... )
[Milinear (mikE)] i say we have the girl use all her 'friends'
[Lorie] Ramone is one of the people that I'm responsible for
[Moirra (Kaz)] The tiger men want to eat him.
[Lorie] He agreed to stay with the striped men so that we could come and find you
[little girl] I jut walked away from them
[little girl] and their silly tricks
[little girl] why would he stay there?
[Beth] He stayed to help us
[Beth] because he is a friend
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((if we have the girl use her 'friends', then we're no better than all the people who just want her to do stuff for them))
[Beth] ((that was my thoguht also))
[Milinear (mikE)] but.. that's what i am
[Milinear (mikE)] i want to be a crazy mage with the power of a golem army at my disposal
Percival has joined the game on Fri Oct 05 19:53:27 EDT 2007
[Vicki] ((hi percy))
[Milinear (mikE)] hi hans!
[Percival] Howdy, all!
[Lorie] Hey Hans!
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((Hey Hans!!))
[Beth] hey, Hans! :)
[little girl] hey Hans, any news on the potential job thing?
[little girl] so I guess I need to go home
[little girl] do you know how to get there?
[Milinear (mikE)] "We can find it."
[Milinear (mikE)] nod
[Beth] click your heels together 3 times and tell yourself "there's no place like home"
[Percival] Nope. Been in Korea and with the 13-hour time difference, I never got to talk to the guy at Citrix. Honestly, it's a longshot but we're just looking into the possibility of moving back to the area (there are other opportunities that I've declined)...
[little girl] I wobble in thses shoes
[Beth] you can sit and do it ::grins::
[little girl] (is a nice idea Hans, would be great to have you two here, 5 bedroom house for sale right next door)
[Percival] Christy'll be logging in shortly...
[Milinear (mikE)] citrix is right down the street from my old school
[Percival] Yup. They've got a nice little campus and most of what I do nowadays is Citrix. And VMware...
[Milinear (mikE)] okay, so are we going to take the girl home then rescue ramone?
[Milinear (mikE)] try and get the parents to help us out?
[Percival] K. So we are in possession of the slippers and we're going back to the cat-men? We could use the little girl's help, seeing as we got just short of obliterated last time and I never even got to swing my sword!
[little girl] (you do have 16 more days to get Ramone)
[Lorie] In that case, I'm going on vacation
[Percival] ::heh heh heh::
[little girl] lol
[Milinear (mikE)] oh god, my girlfriend is reminding me of bob
[Moirra (Kaz)] Did you ever try to call your parents with your magic? Or to find them that way?
[little girl] raised eyebrow?
[Milinear (mikE)] that's so scary it's not even funny
[Milinear (mikE)] she's doing the boo line from princess bride
little girl shakes her head
[Milinear (mikE)] and whenever i hear that i can't help but think of bob, because for you net people who don't know, he says it all the time
[little girl] I never look for them, they always find me
[Moirra (Kaz)] Well, why don't you try right now? Maybe you can call them, and they will find you.
[little girl] (then she has to show up at the house one week Mike)
[little girl] but if I call them
[little girl] then
little girl sighs
Percival is receiving the map Tower...
Percival has received the map Tower.
[little girl] I don't want to clean my room
[Moirra (Kaz)] Oh.
[Moirra (Kaz)] Well
[Moirra (Kaz)] Maybe I can visit you and help you clean your room. Would that be okay?
[Beth] ((I'd be careful about promising to clean any child's room... I've seen some I'd prefer to attack with a bulldozer))
[Milinear (mikE)] then think of the magic items she must have a toys
[Milinear (mikE)] we could find mini golems even
[Milinear (mikE)] they could be like our own pokemon
[Milinear (mikE)] clay golem, i choose you!
[little girl] lol
[little girl] lol
[Beth] ROFL
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((Go go gadget golem?))
[DM] Ok, so you have her in tow
[Percival] test
[DM] she doest not want to really do things, but is coming along like any 8 year old you drag to the store
[DM] what do you really want to do about her and ramone and the shoes?
[Milinear (mikE)] let's take her home and talk to her parents
[Beth] I am back at the keyboard.
[Milinear (mikE)] it'll be easy enough to get her home
[Percival] I want her pet golems to help us out against the Rakshasa, especially since I may never get to attack them before they take me out. And I want to make good on our promise to Wilson's mom. And what was our deal with the Rakshasa, again?
[Kira (Beth)] Rescue Ramone, shove the shoes up the nether regions of the stepmother's sister
[Kira (Beth)] etc etc
[Percival] Were we supposed to "bring the girl" to them?
[DM] the deal is the girl for ramone
[DM] they want her for their harem
[Percival] That doesn't mean we can't attack them.
[Kira (Beth)] which we can't do
[Milinear (mikE)] they want a six year old?
[Percival] We can, er, "renegotiate" with them.
[DM] never too soon to plan
[Milinear (mikE)] bob, is this some unspoken sick fantasy that we've never known before?
[Moirra (Kaz)] So, Brownie, how many "friends' do you still have here?
[Moirra (Kaz)] The ones that you made?
[Lorie] (( test ))
[DM] thre is the two ladies downstairs
[DM] and the boulder in the basement
[DM] and I left a friend with the bears
[DM] to help protect the baby bear from her mom
[Moirra (Kaz)] Oh, no! If the momma bear can't go near the baby, how will she feed the baby? It will die!
[DM] oh and there was a tin man in the forest to chase away those mean ladies who chopped up my straw man
[DM] you said it was a mommy bear!
[Lorie] The Mommy is responsible for her baby
[Moirra (Kaz)] The mommy bear has to take care of her baby, though.
[Lorie] Mommy brings food for the baby
[Moirra (Kaz)] The mommy bear feeds it and keeps it warm and safe.
[Percival] Okay. So we need her to create a giant stuffed animal to help us against the cat-men.
Arilyn has joined the game on Fri Oct 05 20:11:56 EDT 2007
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((did you guys kill the golem that was with the bear?))
[Vicki] (hi arilyn)
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((Hi Christy!))
[Kira (Beth)] ((Hi, Christy!))
[Lorie] ((Hey Ms. Christy))
[Arilyn] hey there! sorry I'm late! girl scout stuff...
[Lorie] :: cheer cheer for the Brownies ::
[Percival] Mike, what would be the best help for us against the Rakshasa?
[Arilyn] yes, it's peanut sales time
[Percival] Other than a bunch of crossbows and blessed crossbow bolts?
[Moirra (Kaz)] So, do you think, if we get you home, that your creations will help us get our friend from the striped men? Or will you take them home with you?
[DM] my mom and dad don't like my friends
[Moirra (Kaz)] Oh, I see.
[Lorie] :: nods :: and soon magazines
[Moirra (Kaz)] Well, do you think they would come and help us get our friend?
[little girl] I don't know
[little girl] I dont' want them to know I was gone
[little girl] what if they get mad
[little girl] will you protect me?
[Moirra (Kaz)] I meant, would your friends help us.
[Moirra (Kaz)] I don't think your mommy and daddy will be mad, I think they will be happy you're home.
[Moirra (Kaz)] They might be upset that you ran away, but they will still be glad you're back.
[Moirra (Kaz)] And I will help you clean your room, didn't I promise?
[Percival] K. How about this: we give the slippers back to the girl (temporarily). We take her to the Rakshasa and renegotiate. Her golems could help us deal with the Rakshasa and if things don't go our way, she can just walk away like she did last time.
[Moirra (Kaz)] Maybe, if they know you made a real friend, they will be even happier.
[little girl] who will be my friend? you?
[little girl] will you come visit me at home?
[Percival] And how many crossbows do we have available to us? Or do we have to go back to the keep and get them and some priests who can cast Bless for us?
Moirra (Kaz) nods solemnly at the little girl.
little girl soft smile
[Moirra (Kaz)] Yes, I will, if you want me to.
[Milinear (mikE)] sorry, i'm back
[Moirra (Kaz)] And maybe, if it's okay with your mommy and daddy, you can visit me sometimes.
[Kira (Beth)] I would be your friend, also, Brownie :)
[Percival] We could also use Lion Lilly and Lady Kylia's fire elemental.
[Milinear (mikE)] can we push the child out the window now?
[Milinear (mikE)] cut off a pinky and send it to her parents?
[Kira (Beth)] ::chuckles::
[Percival] So, we have #1-6 crossbows, #2-12 blessed quarrels, #3-4vgolems, #4-1 fire elemental, #5-Lion Lilly. That should do the trick.
[little girl] my name is not brownie, but I like that name too
[Moirra (Kaz)] What is your real name? Will you tell it to me?
[Milinear (mikE)] i can probably bless crossbows
[Percival] I have a priest that can do it, too.
Kira (Beth) smiles "I don't know your real name."
[Kinętikę] well
[Kinętikę] Kinętikę
[Kira (Beth)] But mine is Kira
[Kinętikę] but my mommy calls me kine
[Moirra (Kaz)] What a lovely name that is.
[Percival] The Bless spell will only last for 6 rounds, so that's why I thought we could have additional priests here. So they could focus on Bless while our others focus on other things (like healing, prayer, etc.)
[Lorie] are those carets over her name?
[Kira (Beth)] ((just tell me that Kine is not a word for cattle where she comes from))
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((I, too, can Bless))
[Lorie] Kirętikę
[Kinętikę] yes
[Lorie] hmmm
[Lorie] interesting
[Milinear (mikE)] "You'll always be my little Brownie."
[Moirra (Kaz)] I bet it's really warm where you live, isn't it, Kine?
[Kinętikę] it is nice
[Percival] Kirętikę
[DM] ==== Gaming session started: Fri Oct 05 20:47:35 EDT 2007 ====
Percival has joined the game on Fri Oct 05 20:47:53 EDT 2007
[DM] GRRRR just lost the last hour of chat too!!!
Kaz has joined the game on Fri Oct 05 20:48:14 EDT 2007
[Percival] yeah, I saw that...
[Kaz] gah!
Kaz is receiving the map Tower...
Kaz has received the map Tower.
[DM] no clue why
Percival is receiving the map Tower...
Percival has received the map Tower.
[Kaz] weird
[Percival] So it's just me & Kaz now?
[Kaz] at the moment
[DM] contacting the rest now
[Kaz] I've told Beth she should be able to get back in'
[Percival] It took me a couple minutes to see that my Klooge was Klooged
[Kaz] lol
[Percival] I am back at the keyboard.
Kaz is receiving the map Base Map...
Kaz has received the map Base Map.
[Kaz] I am back at the keyboard.
[Kaz] hrm
[Percival] I'm missing some quality Halo 3 time here, my friends.
[DM] ok, everyone should be back on the base map now
Lorie has joined the game on Fri Oct 05 20:51:09 EDT 2007
[Kaz] yes, we are
[Percival] What's going on? The chat focus keeps getting, um, un-focused...
Percival is receiving the map Base Map...
Percival has received the map Base Map.
[Lorie] I can save you hours of game play Hans and give you the ending
[Lorie] :: ducks ::
[Percival] I am back at the keyboard.
[Percival] Hey!!!
[Kaz] LOL
[Lorie] Come play WoW... we're more fun
Lorie is receiving the map Base Map...
Lorie has received the map Base Map.
[Percival] Quiet there, Missy!
[Kaz] You WoW?
[Kaz] American servers, I assume?
mikE has joined the game on Fri Oct 05 20:52:25 EDT 2007
[Lorie] Yes.
[Kaz] Bah
[Lorie] Mike and I (as well as My husband) are on Malorne
Arilyn has joined the game on Fri Oct 05 20:52:49 EDT 2007
[mikE] yup
[Kaz] I got roped into going onto the European servers, so I never get to play with my friends.
[mikE] join malorne!
[mikE] we'll helps ya
[Lorie] Are you in Wow Ladies on LiveJOurnal?
[Percival] Sounds like Kaz doesn't care for the American servers...
[Kaz] who?
[Lorie] you
[Lorie] LiveJournal has WoW communities
[Kaz] No, I don't care for the European servers... and, No, Lorie.
[Kaz] I'm more into EQ2, anyway.
[Lorie] Come to Malorne...it's small...our guild is small
[Kaz] I can't
[Kaz] The thing is, I would need completely different software for the American servers.
[mikE] weird
[Lorie] That's right
[Kaz] It's the stupidest thing ever. :(
[mikE] we can do both servers with us.
[Lorie] Some of the people from LJ talk about that
[Lorie] One person was moving from US to UK and had to purchase an international version
[Lorie] and the servers are horrible crowded
[Lorie] sorry...back to the game and ruining Halo 3 for Hans :: giggles ::
[Kaz] Let's D&D!!!
[Percival] ::Heh heh heh::
[Arilyn] someone wants to ruin Halo's ending? it has an ending to ruin?
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[mikE] halo 3 has no ending
[mikE] it has no story
[mikE] but for those who are in the know, i've heard when he takes his helmet off it's really duke nukem
[Arilyn] i don't play that game so I have no idea
[Percival] Yeah, I uh, have the guide already. I haven't looked at the spoilers yet but I don't really no what that means, anyway. I just like the different places & enemies & weapons & stuff...
[Kaz] Uh oh, Hans, sounds like Mike is throwing down.
[mikE] and the halo series is really just the fabled long lost duke nukem forever
[Kaz] Yay Bethie! :)
[Percival] Halo is the "greatest game ever". Not just my words but XBOX 360 fans *everywhere*....
[mikE] because they've not played wow
[mikE] or bob's dnd
[Percival] My little phone-thingy is ringing but I can't answer it!!!!!!
[DM] chuckles
[Lorie] Meh...FF VII
Beth is receiving the map Base Map...
Beth has received the map Base Map.
Percival has left the game on Fri Oct 05 20:58:59 EDT 2007
[mikE] that game is the god father of all games
[Lorie] I liked FF IX until I figured out they were all dead
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[Arilyn] Hans is having some issues
[Lorie] I played that game for HOURS to learn that
[Kaz] *blink*
[Kaz] You're kidding
[Kaz] thank goodness I haven't wasted my time
[Lorie] it's sad
[Percival] Bob. You're having some issues. Klooge keeps crashing and doing weird stuff for me...
[Arilyn] haven't played any pf those either
[DM] not sure Hans
[DM] but after tonight will do a full campagin rebuild
[Arilyn] i'm a zelda fan
[DM] for next week
[Percival] K
[Lorie] moving right along then
[DM] for the rest fo tonight, you have the shoes,
[DM] but what will you do with them?
[Arilyn] love that tiny Link
[DM] you have the girl?
[Lorie] ((Sings the Muppet long ))
[Lorie] ((song))
[Beth] ok, I'm back and caught up :D
[mikE] muppet babies
[DM] were just two birds of a feather
[Arilyn] I really wanted some pretty shoes
[Arilyn] especially sparkly shoes
[mikE] we should keep them
[Percival] You got a really nice handbag at least, Babe! A *real* one...
[DM] too bad we don
[mikE] why would we ever give away a magic item?
[Arilyn] can I wear them please??
[DM] don't have a chat room of Christy's sparkly adventure
[mikE] can't you just see steve the pirate in his pretty pretty slippers?
[Kaz] My thought is that she should see if she can "call" to her parents.
[Arilyn] i'd have to kill the pirate
Arilyn is receiving the map Base Map...
Arilyn has received the map Base Map.
[Percival] Get in line, Christy.
[Percival] It's a long and distinguished line, to be sure...
[Arilyn] he would stretch those shoes
[Beth] ::shudders at the thought of Steve the Pirate in sparkly red slippers::
[mikE] he could be a pretty pretty princess
[Percival] I'm so pretty and witty and gay!
[Beth] that makes me think of that spoof movie... ummmm... Fatal Instinct
[Arilyn] our drag queen pirate
[Beth] ROFL
[Percival] DRAG: DRessed As a Girl
[Arilyn] have we seen all the personalities floating around in there?
[DM] no
[Beth] I don't EVER want to see some of them we got a peek of hwen we needed DEATH
[Arilyn] well I think someone othyer than Sybil should cary the shoes
[Beth] I can put em in my pack if you want
[Arilyn] I'd be more than happy to carry them on my feet
[Percival] Okay. What do we want to do, folks? There are only 2 ways to get Ramone back: #1- Give them the girl (which I will never allow). Or #2, attempt to "renegotiate" with them at the tip of some crossbow bolt points.
[Kaz] There's a possible third way, but I wouldn't count on it happening.
[mikE] or we can kill them
[Percival] What did we promise them by the way?
[Arilyn] the girl
[DM] to exchange the girl for Ramone
[Arilyn] before we kniew she was a child
[Percival] Right to Arilyn.
[Percival] I thought she was an evil witch with evil intent. But she's not.
[Kaz] I am loathe to use the girl in any way. It would be preferable to go kill them.
[Percival] Now, we can still *bring* the girl to their presence without the intent of letting them leave with her.
[Percival] But I'm also fine with just telling them that there's no way the little girl we found could possibly be the one they're looking for...
[Kaz] That would be preferable to even bringing her into their presence.
[mikE] this isn't the girl you're looking for
[mikE] ::waves hand::
[Kaz] *grins*
[DM] grins
[Beth] grins
[Arilyn] why is everyone grinning?
[Lorie] ((Star Wars reference ))
[Kaz] Star Wars reference
[mikE] you don't know star wars?
[Arilyn] ahh... geeks
[mikE] blasphemer!
[Kaz] *blink*
[Beth] ::blink::
[Kaz] You play D&D. You're a geek, too. :)
[Arilyn] no, I like star wars
[Lorie] ((Obi Wan waves his hand and says something like "These are not the Jedi you seek... you want to go home")
[Kaz] LOL
[Arilyn] i just don't remember that stuff
[DM] not the droids you are looking for
[Lorie] (I'm paraphrasing because it's Friday)
[Arilyn] i'm lucky I remember where I live sometimes
[Arilyn] let alone movie references
[Lorie] :: laughs :: I know that feeling
[DM] in the hosue with all the peanuts and wrapping paper
[Kaz] See, I don't remember what I had for dinner. Or if I had dinner.
[Kaz] But I haven't seen that movie since... I don't know when. But yeah, I remember the lines. Sad.
[Arilyn] no, unfortunately all the stuff girl scouts sell is edible
[Lorie] get the turtles...those were yummy last year
[DM] so Christy has put on 20 pounds
[Lorie] and the chocolate raisins
[DM] while Hans is gone
[Lorie] probaly lost them from chasing kids around the house
[Kaz] LOL
[Lorie] and managing bedtimes
[Arilyn] nope, actually I don't eat that stuff
[Arilyn] and I work out with a trainer 3x a week
[DM] ok, so the real thing to decide here is: do you get the girls parents before or after the rakshasha
[Kaz] I would do it before
[DM] or drop her off with them then tell them where she is
[Beth] so would I
[Beth] um... I am NOT letting those things have her
[Beth] if I can possibly prevent it
[Kaz] Absolutely out of the question.
[Beth] she's just a child, even if a rather wayward one
[mikE] heehee
[Beth] but, that's par for the course if she's what she seems to be
[Kaz] She's not even wayward, really. Her people think differently than humans. It's cultural. :)
[Beth] eh, her people hate humankind, so...
[Kaz] *grins at Beth*
[Beth] or maybe not hate, but definitely resent wholeheartedly
[mikE] no no, she's a child
[mikE] so this is just a magically enhanced temper tantrum
[Arilyn] yes, exactly
[Arilyn] ::stomps her foot:: "and I wanted those shoes!"
[Kaz] LOL
[Percival] Okay. How about this. We take the girl to her parents and then see if they'll help us?
[Kaz] Honestly?
[Percival] Even if they don't we will go and deal with the Rakshasa to get Ramone back.
[Kaz] I would taker her to her parents, or have her parents come get her, and ask them for nothing, unless they offer.
[mikE] thunder cats, thunder cats, thunder cats hooooo!
[Arilyn] we contact the parents and say we have the girl, please help us. Deal or no deal?
[Percival] Thing is, we *need* help to get Ramone back.
[Percival] Those Rakshasa tore us *apart*.
[Kaz] They did
[Kaz] I've got another idea
[Kaz] because I'm not willing to upset the girl or piss off the parents
[Percival] Please...
[Kaz] If someone can do an illusion the Rakshasa can't see through
[Kaz] They can make me look like the girl and I'll trade places with Ramone.
[Arilyn] and then...
[Kaz] And then... Ramone is safe. :)
[Percival] That's pretty smart. But I'd rather give them the girl and then rescue her. She's a Djinni, for goodness' sake.
[Arilyn] and you take your place in the harem?
[Arilyn] we tell her to go with them for a second then kill all the bad kitties.
[Kaz] Oh, no. Well, they would think so, until you guys are all home.
[Percival] She's not a human child, although she *looks* like one right now.
[Beth] Djinn? or Efreet? there's a difference
[Kaz] She's not. She's an efreet.
[Percival] Whatever. I don't read the Monster Manual anymore.
[Kaz] Djinni don't live in a Brass City.
[Lorie] This is BOB"s world
[Lorie] The Monster Manual isn't going to be a perfect guide here
[Percival] No Jeanie in a bottle?
[Percival] I Dream of Jeanie? No?
[Arilyn] I always wanted to be Jeannie
[Kaz] Well, if you like 'em in pink, Hans.
[Lorie] How many times has the MM been wrong here
[Percival] She lived in a bottle from what I remember. She was really hot, from what I remember, too!
[Percival] I got my own Jeanie here...
[Lorie] She was "racy" ...she showed her navel on TV
[Kaz] I wouldn't know, Lorie. Just stating based on what I do know from MM.
[DM] raised eyebrow... in Korea? I remember Korea
[Arilyn] he's home now
[Percival] Uh. I'm in the States now, brother-
[DM] ahhh
[DM] grins
[Percival] You just *never* know where I'll be. Could be in *your* backyard...
[DM] grins,
[Kaz] *gets the BB gun and aims at the tree*
[Arilyn] or next door!
[Percival] Just got back last night and I'm really really tired.
[mikE] or in your head
[Percival] I was on the plane or waiting for a plane for 24 hours straight.
[Kaz] eww, yuck.
[Percival] Exactly.
[DM] we will be in Dec,
[DM] by the way in case you did not notice on the site lists Dec 21 07 as the next planned missed session, will miss 4 in a row for the first time
[Percival] And that 24 hours doesn't even count the 3-hour trip from Kunsan to Incheon.
[mikE] damn bob
[DM] when we are in Australia and New Zealand
[mikE] a month without?
[Arilyn] we're missing 4 weeks ina row?
[Percival] Incheon-Narita-O'Hare-Reagan National. Good times, good times.
[mikE] bring me back a boomerang
[DM] unless someone is running a guest DM spot
[Percival] Not over the Christmas-New Year's break!
[mikE] and a hobbit
[Arilyn] send me apostcard
[Percival] Good for you, Bob!
[DM] will give ou all the details you want later
[Percival] You like having a doctor for a wife, don't you!?
[DM] for now are you goign to ring up her parents?
[DM] grins
[mikE] sure
[Percival] yes, we'll "ring up" her parents. Is Mike gonna do that?
[Arilyn] yep, let's ring them
[Kinętikę] do we have to?
[Percival] "Yes, Kinetike, we have to."
Vicki has joined the game on Fri Oct 05 21:31:15 EDT 2007
Kinętikę sighs
[Kaz] I am back at the keyboard.
[Moirra (Kaz)] Kine, you did say you miss them.
[Kinętikę] you want me to call them?
Vicki is receiving the map Base Map...
Vicki has received the map Base Map.
[mikE] "Can you?"
[Percival] "Yes, that would be great."
Kinętikę pouts
[Kinętikę] what if they are mad?
[Moirra (Kaz)] I'll stand by you, Kine.
[Moirra (Kaz)] But I think they'll be happy that you're okay.
[Beth] well... I don't remember my parents ever being so mad that they didn't get over it
[Beth] they were mostly just glad to find me
[Percival] "Remember that they love you no matter what."
[Moirra (Kaz)] Yes, even if they are mad for a little while, it's really just because they're probably worried.
[Percival] "Don't worry about that now. Just get in touch with them, please."
[Percival] "They are your *parents.*"
[Kinętikę] **blinks** I wish my daddy was here **blink**
[Percival] ::love it!!!!::
[Percival] ::ROFL::
[Kinętikę] Daddy #1 moved 56'05".
[Percival] ::uh-oh::
Percival is receiving the map Base Map...
Percival has received the map Base Map.
[Daddy] Kinętikę moved 24'04".
[Kinętikę] Daddy!
[Percival] ::Hope I wasn't wrong about this!::
[Daddy] what are you doing here!!!!
[Percival] ::Daddy's rather *large*::
[Daddy] who are you and what have you done to my daughter
[mikE] he should talk in caps bob
[Beth] ::prays to whatever gods might be listening and care to help::
[Percival] "No, no, no. We have asked her to call you so that you might be reunited."
[Beth] We convinced her to call you
[Lorie] :: looks at him ::
[Moirra (Kaz)] Moirra moved 36'09".
[Daddy] AND WHAT AM i GOING TO DO TO YOU
[Moirra (Kaz)] Excuse me, sir?
[Lorie] :: pauses and ponders what to say ::
[Kinętikę] daddy these are my new friends
[Percival] I am Percival of the Dragonslayers.
[Moirra (Kaz)] I'm Moirra, and I'm Kine's friend.
[Arilyn] "hello large sir"
[Beth] Kira moved 36'00".
[Moirra (Kaz)] She was awfully worried you'd be mad at her. Please don't be.
[Daddy] WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!111
[Percival] "We found her and told her to call you so you would not miss her."
[Beth] Kine... it's ok... we're here...
[Daddy] HURUMPH
[Arilyn] ::just wandering around, stealing shoes, wreaking havoc...::
[Daddy] WELL IT SEEMS LIKE SHE IS NOT HURT
[Percival] "She said you might be angry but we told her that you loved her so much that you would just be happy to see her."
[Percival] "And so here we are."
[Lorie] I told her to clean her room
[Daddy] /ME LOOKING DOWN AT THE FUNNY TIN MAN
[Percival] "Yes, sir."
[Daddy] GOOD
[Beth] ROFL
[Percival] ::ditto::
[Daddy] SHE NEEDS TO CLEAN IT
[Arilyn] "she's been doing a great job keeping out of trouble"
[Daddy] HER MOTHER HAS BEEN VERY WORRIED
[Moirra (Kaz)] Would it be okay... I mean...
[Moirra (Kaz)] Would it be okay with you if I visited Kine sometimes? And helped her clean her room and stuff?
[Percival] "Well, please don't let us interrupt your family reunion."
[Daddy] /ME LOOKS AT THE GREEN LADY
[Daddy] HMMMM
[Percival] "We were going to ask for help against some Rakshasa who have our friend, but I think we'll be okay."
[mikE] "She likes brownies."
[Beth] I said I would help her with her room also
[Daddy] MAYBE I WILL LET YOU COME VISIT SOME TIME
Moirra (Kaz) smiles at Kine
[Moirra (Kaz)] Thank you, that's very kind of you.
[Daddy] IF SHE KEEPS HER ROOM CLEAN
[Arilyn] "that would be great. we've enjoyed getting to know Kine"
[Kinętikę]
Kinętikę groans
[Percival] "She's a good girl. I'm glad we were able to find her for you."
[Arilyn] "she has great taste in shoes"
[Moirra (Kaz)] It'll be fun Kine! Kira and I will help you, and it'll be just like a game.
Beth smiles
Daddy reaches into a pocket and hands Moirra a large brass coin
[Daddy] HERE IF YOU NEED HELP YOU CAN USE THIS TO ASK FOR HELP
Moirra (Kaz) takes the coin and examines it.
[Moirra (Kaz)] Th...thank you.
[Percival] "Thank you, Sir."
[DM] is about 2 foot across
[Moirra (Kaz)] I'll try - very hard - not to use it.
[DM] almost a platter
[DM] with writing around the edge,
Moirra (Kaz) hugs the huge coin to her and curtseys.
[Percival] ::Maybe a good candidate for a "shrink" spell::
[Daddy]
[Daddy] READ THE WORDS THERE AND SOMEONE WILL COME TO HELP YOU
[Arilyn] "glad we could help"
[mikE] "Thank you sir."
[Moirra (Kaz)] Thank you very much.
[Arilyn] "there were some pretty awful creatures who really wanted to hurt your daughter"
[Daddy] THANK YOU FOR TAKING CARE OF KINEE FOR ME
[Arilyn] "you know you should just get rid of them"
[Kinętikę]
[Moirra (Kaz)] Well, I don't think they wanted to *hurt* her so much as imprison her.
[Kinętikę] /ME WAVES
[Kinętikę] bye!!!!
[Arilyn] oh, no, they wanted to hurt her
[Beth] bye, Kine!
[Kinętikę] POOOOF
[Percival] "Good-bye, Kine"
[Moirra (Kaz)] See you soon Kine!
[Percival] All righty then.
Moirra (Kaz) sits on the ground and examines the words on the 'coin'.
[mikE] "That was so nice."
[Percival] "I'm glad the family was reunited."
[DM] serves dinner on it?
[Beth] :)
[Moirra (Kaz)] Okay, I'm going to try to memorise these words - right after I change my underclothing.
[mikE] "THis will look lovely on the mantle in the dining room."
[Percival] "He was a little larger than I thought he would be."
[Arilyn] woulda been nice if we could have gotten daddy mad enough tontake out the raksashas for us
[mikE] ::takes it away towards the dining hall::
[mikE] "I think I saw some goblets that match it."
[Percival] ::Come on, Christy. It can't be *that* easy.::
[Arilyn] still woulda been nice
[Beth] we may need to read that coin and have the words memorized or find a way to have it with us
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((I think that the thought of them imprisoning her and then using her magic would have ticked off daddy more than her being hurt))
[DM] http://www.dragonslayers-society.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php?n=Main.PartyPack
[Arilyn] yes, i guess we could have been more graphic
[DM] is empty right now
[Moirra (Kaz)] Well, we can take it off the mantle when we're ready to go.
[Percival] K. Shall we get some crossbows while we're here? We should have at least 6 wielders of crossbows.
[Percival] Paladin, Taurus, Arilyn, Kira, hmm. We only have 4.
[Arilyn] i'm looking for the can o whoop-ass.
[Moirra (Kaz)] That leaves me out. But I'm sure I can be useful somehow.
[DM] by the way you have TWO 7th level libraries now, after you brought all that stuff home last time
[Percival] Should we get a couple more priests to cast bless? and a couple more 1st-level fighters?
[Arilyn] i have no skill with missile weapons
[Percival] That's okay.
[Percival] We just need a lot of blessed flying crossbow bolts.
[Moirra (Kaz)] Hide as many people as possible, but not too many of the main party.
[Moirra (Kaz)] They'll believe that we lost a few people to her, but not most of the group.
[Arilyn] did they say we had to bring her back alive?
[DM] no
[DM] implied as they want her for the harem
[DM] Party Pack moved 39'07".
[DM] Table of Contents moved 42'01".
[Arilyn] maybe we can come up with some "remains" to give them in place of the girl. we tell them she offed herself rather than be captured
[Percival] I can't be part of that.
[Percival] I can be part of killing them.
[Arilyn] they will slaughter us if we don't go in with a good plan
[Percival] I can allow deception, but I can't be a part of the deception.
[mikE] we summon a god and send him in our stead
[Arilyn] not our usual half-assed, we-don't-follow-it-anyway plan
[Lorie] Then we shouldn't bother planning
[Moirra (Kaz)] Were there three of them, or four?
[DM] 4
[Lorie] In all my years...I can't remember a plan followed to the letter
[Arilyn] let's face it...we are, traditionally, not the best planners
[Percival] What's the password for the website again?
[DM] coughs
[DM] not here please
[Percival] please email it to me, then.
[Vicki] lol
[Percival] I tried that, Lorie.
[Lorie] I know I know....
[DM] just gave Christy in IM
[Lorie] IT"S PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME
[Lorie] :: giggles ::
[DM] groans
[mikE] seriously, no plans
[mikE] i have plans
[Percival] ::heh heh heh::
[Beth] YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[mikE] hate plans
[mikE] plans suck
[Vicki] you hungry?
[Beth] lol, I LOVE Peanutbutterjellytime :D
[mikE] sean and i could usually come up with something off the cuff much better than a plan
[Arilyn] just tell me what to do
[DM] are you giving Step Mom the shoes?
[mikE] kill the tiger men!
[mikE] hell no
[mikE] they're my pretty pretty princess slippers now
[Arilyn] no, I want the shoes!! kill stepmom
[Moirra (Kaz)] I think we should tell Step Mom that the kitties have them, and let HER take them on.
[Beth] kill stepmom and evil sister
[Lorie] Well if you give them to Kylia she'd be the Wicked Witch of the West
[Lorie] :: laughs ::
[Arilyn] i like that plan
[Moirra (Kaz)] Maybe she'll take a few of them out before they kill her.
[Percival] We can't just "kill the tiger men" without a bunch of blessed crossbow bolts. Can't do it.
[Arilyn] letting the stepmom kill the kitties
[Lorie] I don't need crossbows
[Percival] I *do* like giving the slippers back and asking for her help, though.
[Lorie] We don't need a plan
[Lorie] I'm ready to go
[mikE] um, but she's already the wicked witch
[Percival] Okay, I just want 6 crossbows for the party. We may even have magical crossbows in the party pack. I can't tell.
[Moirra (Kaz)] ((Stepmom and her sis should go in first. Muahahaha))
[Lorie] well...shall we go then?
[Beth] set on follow
[Moirra (Kaz)] Okay, and blessed bolts.
[mikE] i can't use a crossbow
[mikE] i use a big ol hammer
[Percival] Yes. That's fine. I have a 3rd level priest who can cast bless a couple times. If I ask a PC to cast bless, please do it.
[Percival] K. Let's go.
Moirra (Kaz) grabs the coin off the mantle shoves it into her pack.
[Percival (to GM only)] Character sheet for Percival modified: Weapons - ADDED: Hand Crossbow, 0.00, , , , $atk, $dmg, 1d1-1, 1d1-1, 1d1-1, $thac0, , , . ADDED: Hand Crossbow, 0.00, , , , $atk, $dmg, 1d1-1, 1d1-1, 1d1-1, $thac0, , , . ADDED: Hand Crossbow, 0.00, , , , $atk, $dmg, 1d1-1, 1d1-1, 1d1-1, $thac0, , , . ADDED: Hand Crossbow, 0.00, , , , $atk, $dmg, 1d1-1, 1d1-1, 1d1-1, $thac0, , , . ADDED: Hand Crossbow, 0.00, , , , $atk, $dmg, 1d1-1, 1d1-1, 1d1-1, $thac0, , , . ADDED: Hand Crossbow, 0.00, , , , $atk, $dmg, 1d1-1, 1d1-1, 1d1-1, $thac0, , , . Equipment - DELETED: null, null, null, null. ADDED: , , , .
[Arilyn] you must have a large pack
[mikE] i don't know if i can or not
[mikE] no books over where i am
[mikE] shrug
[Moirra (Kaz)] not much in it?
[Moirra (Kaz)] okay
[DM] no crossbow for Millie
Moirra (Kaz) takes the coin off the mantle and hugs it to her.
[Arilyn] travel light, good motto
[Percival (to GM only)] Character sheet for Percival modified: Notes -
[Arilyn] maybe we could get the vampire to help
[Percival] ::I know some characters *cannot* use a crossbow and some are fighters who just don't hav ethe proficiency.::
[Arilyn] see if she'd like some kitty for a change
[Beth] I can use a bow, but don't know if I can use a cross bow
[Arilyn] i am physically able but not proficient
[DM] Rakshasha moved 196'00".
[Percival] Priests generally cannot ever use a crossbow or a piercing weapon for that matter.
[DM (to GM only)] Rakshasha #3 moved 25'11".
[DM (to GM only)] Rakshasha #2 moved 28'08".
[DM (to GM only)] Rakshasha #1 moved 5'11".
[DM] no to Kira
[Arilyn] i heard something like broadside and barn but not sure what that meant
[Percival (to GM only)] Character sheet for Arilyn modified: Weapons - ADDED: Hand Crossbow, 0.00, , , , $atk, $dmg, 1d1-1, 1d1-1, 1d1-1, $thac0, , , .
[DM] so who is going? and I take it the next morning after everyone is fully healed adn full of spells?
[DM] Time of Day: 09:15 AM. Day 17 Ko ___ tre, Ohm {Early Winter} 17th, 1259.
[DM] Rakshasha #3 moved 7'07".
[Percival] Yep.
[Percival] We need EVERYBODY!
[DM] Time of Day: 09:15 AM. Day 17 Ko ___ tre, Sin {Late Summer} 17th, 1259.
[DM] there you go that is teh correct date sorry
[DM] had the wrong season in there
[Beth] I'm with you all, just don't know what I can do
[DM] so I am going to move the people I know you want there first
[Percival] Me. I'm fleshing out Taurus & Glabius (again).
Kaz is receiving the map forest with stream...
Kaz has received the map forest with stream.
Vicki is receiving the map forest with stream...
Vicki has received the map forest with stream.
[DM] and then you have the other two from Hans
[DM] will throw up two icons for you hans, just a moemnt
[Arilyn] pray, prepare bandages, prep coffins...
Lorie is receiving the map forest with stream...
Lorie has received the map forest with stream.
Arilyn is receiving the map forest with stream...
Arilyn has received the map forest with stream.
[Arilyn] I am back at the keyboard.
[Beth] all I can do is go invisible
[Kaz] I am back at the keyboard.
[Moirra (Kaz)] Okay, I'm not getting themap.
[Arilyn] maybe we could just set fire to the forest, you know, smoke 'em out
[DM] Taurus moved 188'02".
[Percival] At least if I can get HP, THACO & AC in my stats, DM. Thx-
Percival is receiving the map forest with stream...
Percival has received the map forest with stream.
[Arilyn] Ramone knows how to run
Beth is receiving the map forest with stream...
Beth has received the map forest with stream.
[DM (to GM only)] Glabius moved 44'03".
[DM] I would guess that Gretchen is not going
[Percival] Who's Gretchen?
Kaz has left the game on Fri Oct 05 22:17:07 EDT 2007
[mikE] ramone can probaly just teleport out
[mikE] i don't think bibo would have gone in there without a plan
[Arilyn] why would he hang out then? let's burn it
[Beth] cuz it's a Harem...
Kaz has joined the game on Fri Oct 05 22:17:58 EDT 2007
[Lorie] ehn
[Lorie] Women are good for one thing to Ramone
[Lorie] and when he was done...he'd be gone
[Arilyn] and what's in the harem?
Kaz is receiving the map forest with stream...
Kaz has received the map forest with stream.
[Lorie] I'm with Mike
[Beth] women
[Lorie] Marco had a plan
[Beth] and I agree with Mike also
[Percival (to GM only)] Character sheet for Taurus modified: Ability Scores - STR: (S) : CHANGED: 17 (null). Exceptional STR: (XSTR) : CHANGED: 76 (null). STAM: (ST) : CHANGED: 16 (null). MUSC: (MU) : CHANGED: 18 (null). Attack Adjust: (ATK) : CHANGED: +2 (null). Damage Adjust: (DMG) : CHANGED: +3 (null). DEX: (D) : CHANGED: 15 (null). AIM: (AI) : CHANGED: 15 (null). Missile Attack Adjust: (MATK) : CHANGED: +1 (null). Balance: (BA) : CHANGED: 15 (null). Defensive Adjust: (DEF) : CHANGED: -2 (null). CON: (C) : CHANGED: 16 (null). Fitness: (FI) : CHANGED: 18 (null). Hit Point Adjust: (HPADJ) : CHANGED: +4 (null). Personal Information - ADDED: Taurus. ADDED: Hans. ADDED: Fighter. ADDED: Cavalier. ADDED: ADDED: ADDED: ADDED: ADDED: ADDED: ADDED: ADDED: ADDED: ADDED: ADDED: ADDED: ADDED: ADDED: ADDED: ADDED: ADDED: ADDED:
[Arilyn] let's start a forest fire and hope that his plan includes running
[mikE] i bet he's already out via email with bob
[Percival (to GM only)] Character sheet for Taurus modified: Weapons - ADDED: Long Sword, 0.00, , , , $atk, $dmg, 1d8, 1d12, 1d8, $thac0, , , . ADDED: Light Crossbow, 0.00, , , , $atk, $dmg, 1d1-1, 1d1-1, 1d1-1, $thac0, , , .
[mikE] we're going to go in there and have to fight them for nothing
[mikE] although i bet they've got treasures
[Arilyn] so let's just head home then
[Lorie] Nah they had treasure...we'll burn it to the ground
[Arilyn] burn baby burn
[Lorie] BOB will wave the remains of the shiny baubles and gloat while we cry
[DM] lol
[Percival] Definitely keep our distance for AOE spells.
[Arilyn] wouldn't be the first time
[Lorie] So if you had looked closer at this dorr you'd notice it was completely hollow and full of rubies and other valuable gems
[DM] you did see I moved soem books to Gon to give you more equal libraries
[Lorie] :: shakes head ::
[Percival] They cleaned our clock with those last time.
[Lorie] I haven't logged on the site BOB
[Percival] Plus hold and sleep...
[Lorie] Sorry...on the radar
[DM] nods, no worries, take your time, just letting yuo know I was watchign otu for it for you
[DM] from the last adventures
[Arilyn] my clock is not interested in any cleaning
[Kaz] do we have anything that explodes?
[Arilyn] grenades would be nice-frag 'em
[DM] did you want to do this right now? and pause in the middle of the fight? or start it first thing next week? and decide the shoes now?
[mikE] let's not fight
[Percival] I could do this next week.
[Arilyn] i like the shoes
[mikE] can't we all just get along?
[mikE] let's fight next week
[Kaz] I still think we should get the witchy twins in her and tell them the Rakshasa have the shoes.
[Lorie] Next week works for me
[Arilyn] i'm a lover not a fighter, tonight anyway
[Kaz] Percival doesn't hve to know about it!
[Percival] We are here to "renegotiate" now that we can't give them the girl.
[Beth] I vote to fight next week
[DM] ok, so fight next week
[DM] how about the shoes
[Kaz] yes
[Lorie] I will have been to the eye doctor's that day and hope that I'll be rested
[Percival] Now, renegotiate may end up being fighting with them.
[DM] what do you tell him?
[DM] Wilson
[mikE] we couldn't find the shoes
[mikE] the girl went to her parents
[Lorie] :: looks ::
[Percival] What about the shoes? We give them to Wilson's mother in law or whatever.
[Arilyn] and his mom is a ...witch
[Lorie] Wilson doesn't like her
[mikE] if mommy wants the shoes she needs to find them in the messy room of doooooom
[Lorie] that's his STEP MOTHER
[Kaz] LOL
[Lorie] He's from MacTyr
[Lorie] She's not
[mikE] psh. i'm a witch too. bring it
[mikE] i'll out seduce her any day
[Lorie] You better cast a spell
[Lorie] divination priests don't mesh with witches
[Arilyn] i was trying to say bitch but in a nice way
[DM] the fact is you need to come up with something, he obvoiusly is not devoted to her, but he does do what she wants
[Percival] We need to give the shoes to whoever we promised them to. The crippled wicked witch of the west. Or *whoever* she is.
[Arilyn] finders keepers?
[DM] you promised them to his Step Mom for her sister
[Percival] K. Then we do that.
[Percival] Right?
[Percival] We can do that before we go to the Rakshasa.
[DM] yes you can
[mikE] we don't give up magic items
[mikE] period
[Kaz] Create illusory shoes that look like them. Throw them to the Rakshasa. Tell witchy-poo that the Rakshasa have her shoes.
[Percival] That was ostensibly the whole point of this particular adventure.
[Arilyn] let's tell her the Rakshasas have the shoes
[mikE] unless they're parts of veknah. then we think about it
[Kaz] Do this while Percival is blindfolded.
[mikE] keep to the code
[Arilyn] the shoes of vecna?
[DM] Ramone fel behind
[Percival] Now, I don't have any problem killing her because she's evil, mind you.
[mikE] exactl
[Arilyn] well then, let's kill her too
[mikE] okay
[mikE] maybe she has stuff to loot
[Kaz] He dies... she dies... EVERYBODY DIES!!!!
[Arilyn] sounds like a plan
[mikE] kill mom, kill kitties, can we still kill the child?
[DM] Wilson might not like that plan
[Arilyn] as good a plan as we ever have
[mikE] pretend to clean her room but slit her throat
[Arilyn] ah, he'll thank us later
[mikE] wilson doesn't count
[Kaz] Wilson might be under a spell
[mikE] exactly
[mikE] he is! he's cursed!
[mikE] we're saving him
[mikE] it's for his own good
[Lorie] I think I'll decide what is Wilson's mindset BOB
[Lorie] thanks
[mikE] yeah bob, and lorie says he wants her DED
[Arilyn] think o all the holiday torture sessions we'll save him from
[Lorie] Lorie didn't get a choice when BOB made stuff up about Wilson
[Lorie] :: blinks ::
[Kaz] C-I-L-L my landlord.
[Percival] We should save Wilson from the spell by killing the evil witch!
[Percival] Yes!
[mikE] yes!
[Kaz] She's a witch! Burn 'er!
[Lorie] ehn
[Arilyn] see, even the paladin agrees!
[Percival] ::laughing::
[mikE] if the pally thinks it's good, it must be good
[Arilyn] he is good
[Lorie] So next week...we start by giving the shoes then making with the offing of the tigers and rescuing Ramone?
[DM] ok, so next week two battles? Rakshasha and the witches?
[Percival] Well, there needs to be *proof*, of course, that he's under the evil spell.
[mikE] no, we don't give the shoes
[mikE] magic item
[mikE] no givee
[mikE] we keepee
[Arilyn] i have a...er...certified letter that he's under a spell
[Percival] ::but I think many things could qualify: if she doesn't float, she's a witch!::
[Percival] ::good one, Arilyn!::
[DM] she admited she was a witch
[DM] and she did turn an acolyte into a newt
[Arilyn] and we know she's evil
[DM] he got better
[Kaz] lol
[Percival] A-ha. There you have it, then! Thanks, DM! You made this *much* easier on me!
[Arilyn] wicked
[mikE] build a birdge out of her!
[Percival] And Mike gets to keep the slippers for the, er, party.
[Kaz] It's a fair cop
[Arilyn] I have a bucket with her name all over it
[Percival] There might be some competition for those slippers, my friend.
[Arilyn] i really need some new shoes
[Arilyn] pretty shoes
[Percival] Okay, so we kill her *first* and take her stuff. Maybe there will be something to help us in the fight against the Rakshasa!
[Arilyn] we could go on a quest for new shoes!
[Percival] And then we can kill her sister.
[mikE] good thinking hans
[mikE] he's the brain man tonight
[Percival] And then we can get killed by the cat-men.
[mikE] except for that part
[mikE] that part of the plan sucks
[Arilyn] what's Bob's World equivalent of Jimmy Choo?
[mikE] hard core
[Percival] I don't see any way around that.
[Lorie] Manolo Blahniks
[Lorie] Please
[Arilyn] need Jimmy Choos!
[Lorie] Bamboo Heels
[Arilyn] I'll take Monolo
[Percival] Shoe-talk.
[Percival] Ugh.
[Kaz] Keds
[Kaz] hehe
[Arilyn] keds, please girl
[Percival] Reebok, Baby!
[Lorie] I can't buy those size
[Lorie] They'd never come in my size
[Percival] That's all you need!
[Lorie] Unless I want 5 inch stripper boots
[Kaz] Am I the only woman in the world who hates shoe shopping, hates clothes shopping, and hates shoes?
[Lorie] those apparently come in my size apparently on Ebay
[Arilyn] they have their place
[Lorie] I have size 12 feet
[Arilyn] gasp!!
[Lorie] I don't want to hear about your shoe problems
[Arilyn] I am back at the keyboard.
[Percival] Get some stripper boots, Christy!!!!!
[Arilyn] hate shoe shopping??
[Beth] try having size 5.5 EEEE feet
[Arilyn] hate clothes shopping??
[Arilyn] ::faints::
[Percival] ::ROFL::
[Beth] put webs between my toes and I'm a duck
[Arilyn] I'm so sorry
[Kaz] Um- You and my mom, Beth
[Kaz] She's a size 5 triple E
[Arilyn] I think there is hope for yoy
[Beth] yep
[Percival] You've got built-in flippers, Beth. That's *cool*!
[Kaz] Being a duck is cool, though.
[Beth] they don't make shoes that size
[Kaz] Because then you could be used to find out who is a witch.
[Beth] LOL
[mikE] i have problems shopping because i have a normal shoe size
[Beth] hey, where I live being a duck comes in handy
[mikE] and all the good normal shoes are taken because every other tom dick and harry has the same size
[Kaz] yep
[Percival] Right, they never have the normal size, because everybody's bought them already!
[Beth] we swim to work every winter for a few days
[Vicki] and i thought 8-1/2 W was bad... i have to use 9's most of the time cuz my shoe size isn't comfy... and 9's are too big... it's either that or wear men's shoes
[mikE] i've been swimming at work all week
[Percival] ::heh heh heh::
[mikE] i'm getting so bloody tired of rain
[mikE] it sucks
[mikE] especially out in a portable
[Arilyn] i like rain
[mikE] i got rained on 5 times today
[Kaz] :(
[Beth] we're just starting our 9 month rainy season
[Lorie] all Summer in a day
[mikE] and it wasn't even like it was one rain and i went out five times
[Percival] All right, I'm going to get Christy some stripper boots and we'll be logging out now.
[DM] lol
[Kaz] WOO
[Lorie] Night Hans
[Arilyn] i love boots
[Kaz] hehehe
[mikE] it started and stopped and started again five times
[DM] have a great night all
[Kaz] Night!!
[Lorie] Glad you made it home safe
[mikE] bye hans
[Percival] Good night, everybody!
[Kaz] Good night, everyone :)
[Beth] nini
[Arilyn] night!
[Percival] Thx. Me too, Lorie!
[Vicki] night
[DM] will have the battle ready for you to start next session
[Kaz] That bites, Mike
Beth has left the game on Fri Oct 05 22:41:25 EDT 2007
[Kaz] You can send your rain to me.
Arilyn has left the game on Fri Oct 05 22:41:30 EDT 2007
[mikE] lol
Lorie has left the game on Fri Oct 05 22:41:34 EDT 2007
Percival has left the game on Fri Oct 05 22:41:35 EDT 2007
[mikE] okay, i'm off to join the party.
[mikE] night guys
[Kaz] Have fun
mikE has left the game on Fri Oct 05 22:41:47 EDT 2007
[Kaz] Night
[Vicki] night mike
[Vicki] ok...
[Kaz] Night, you two
[Vicki] night kas
[Vicki] kaz
[Vicki] sorry
Kaz has left the game on Fri Oct 05 22:42:21 EDT 2007
Vicki has left the game on Fri Oct 05 22:43:05 EDT 2007
