Dragonslayers Society | Main / 20220624c

Main / 20220624c

Chat Log - 2022 06 24 - Searching for Alexandria - Formatted - Story

Chat log with automatic formatting applied

'Lorie' connected

BOB Hello Lorie

'Lisa' connected

BOB Hello Lisa

'Michael' connected

BOB Hello Michael

Lorie: Evening all

BOB excellent

BOB was getting cautious

Michael: Hi All! It's still loading me up, but I'm here and can Read :)

Michael: Nevermind. I immedietly saw my chat

Michael: I am here :)

Lisa: Hello! :)

Michael: Also, grim humor because I'm dumb, but you posted in discord "IRA" and like the dumbass I am, was confused. "Irish Republican Army? WTF"

BOB Yes to Michael

BOB that is what I meant

Michael: Oh SHIT! Different Context Alltogether. What am I missing Here?

BOB But we will set that aside from here

Lisa: Bob wants to blow shit up

Michael: OH!

Lisa: lol

BOB the common phrase of Burn it all down and collection the insurrance

Lisa: instead we will kill hings in game

Michael: I saw whole bunch of stuff today, but didn't connect the blow stuff up. Jesus. I'm so dumb. Sorry it's been a long day :)

Lisa: just an angry day today

Michael: I send you hugs and cookies bob :) Sorry the world is fucked today

BOB But I did provide lots of opportunities for rage tonight for you

Michael: That's great! I love killing things (in the game of course...)

BOB Also Michael there was a talk about next year's big game, looking like September might be a better month?

Michael: For the anniversary game?

BOB Yes

Michael: Bob you set the date and I'll be there.

BOB grins

Lisa: Nice!

Michael: I still call an air mattress if I have too.

Michael: BRB, need some caffiene

BOB How is KID taking today?

Lorie: :: sighs :: I had a talk with ACD, KID and Carly -- KID and Carly are obviouly not worried about "things" but are very upset. ACD is numb and wondering what's next - who's next.

'Carissa' connected

Lisa: Hi Lorie

BOB Hello Carissa

BOB and HUGS to all of them Lorie

Michael: Hi Lorie! Hi Carissa!

Lorie: Thanks for asking... how is Nyrma and fam?

Lorie: :: waves ::

BOB We are very angry/distraught knowing what is next

Lisa: Hi Carissa

Carissa: Hi all!

Lorie: :: nod :: This is what we've known was coming... telling lawmakers to prepare for and then I get fundraising emails :X

BOB I do have reasonable combat encounters

BOB But it looks like everyone loaded quickly and easily

BOB It is morning

Carissa: (multi-tasking so will be a few minutes)

'Lemon' connected

BOB Hello Lemon

Michael: Hi Lemon!

Lisa: Hi Lemon

Lisa: Maybe later than morning? we already had one encounter for the day

Lemon: Oh man, so much pressure to actually pay attention when I log in

Lemon: Hello friends!

Lemon: I almost miss having that 20 minutes to get drinks and snacks and water my plants.... almost.

Lisa: lol

BOB grins

Carissa: Sorry was on the phone. Here now

BOB I am ready to go

BOB I brought the bottle of wine upstairs

Lisa: ready

BOB You are moving along after finding the board and befriending him

Lisa: borg

Lisa: boar

Michael: LOL

Lisa: bore

BOB LOL

Michael: One of us One of us!

Lorie: I vote Borg - it makes more sense today

Lemon: His... her? name is Knotty

BOB Boar so He and Knotty

Lemon: And if anyone tries to eat my pony I will stab them with my tiny dagger!

BOB and I just realized I did not post the spell details on the site

BOB but Lemon you did look at durations?

Carissa (Thistle): what if the pony tries to eat itself?

Lemon: ...No. We're friends now, can't we just be friends forever?

'TMO' connected

Michael (Talwin): then we've got other issues....

Carissa (Thistle): Animal Friendship should be. Talking less so.

BOB chuckles

Lemon: Yeah the talking whatever, I don't care about that

BOB Carissa has good points

Lemon: I just don't want to lose my steed

Michael (Talwin): hehe

BOB well if you cannot talk to it......

Lemon: FRIENDS DON'T JUST ABANDON EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON, BOB

Carissa (Thistle): She can talk to it on and off. She just can't talk to it constantly.

Michael (Talwin): (Unless you are being chased by a bear)

Carissa (Thistle): Like Shi and the wolves

Carissa (Thistle): And then get it some training to be better

Lemon: Is there a boar trainer near Branwyn's estate?

BOB grins with Lemon, watching the wagon fall into the distance as the Boar runs away

Lemon: Maybe Gerry has some secret skill yet to be revealed?

Lemon: no no no no no

Lemon: If you take away this pony after you just gave it to me, so help me, I will go all murder hobo

BOB Knotty carrying his new friend to safety

Indigo: spell description says permanent and ...

Carissa (Thistle): Shi can train, yes

Indigo: By means of this spell, the caster is able to show any animal of animal intelligence to semi-intelligence (i.e., Intelligence 1-4) that he desires friendship. If the animal does not roll a successful saving throw vs. spell immediately when the spell is begun, it stands quietly while the caster finishes the spell. Thereafter, it follows the caster about. The spell functions only if the caster actually wishes to be the animal's friend. If the caster has ulterior motives, the animal always senses them (for example, the caster intends to eat the animal, send it ahead to set off traps, etc.). The caster can teach the befriended animal three specific tricks or tasks for each point of Intelligence it possesses. Typical tasks are those taught to a dog or similar pet (i.e., they cannot be complex). Training for each such trick must be done over a period of one week, and all must be done within three months of acquiring the creature. During the three-month period, the animal will not harm the caster, but if the creature is left alone for more than a week, it will revert to its natural state and act accordingly. The caster can use this spell to attract up to 2 Hit Dice of animal(s) per experience level he possesses. This is also the maximum total Hit Dice of the animals that can be attracted and trained at one time: no more than twice the caster's experience level. Only unaligned animals can be attracted, befriended, and trained.

BOB Thank you Lisa

Carissa (Thistle): Was about to Snip into Discord, but that works

Lisa: sorry didn't look like that much when I copied it

Michael (Talwin): AH! :)

Lemon: So how do I find out how many tricks it can learn?

TMO: See if it knows how to shuffle a deck of cards first

Lemon: I'm obviously going with heel first

Lemon: OBVIOUSLY

Lisa: don't gore people

Lemon: That'll be farther down the list

TMO: don't smell like bacon

Lemon: If you don't cook my pig it won't smell like bacon!

Thistle: Not sure if this would work?

Thistle: (LINK)

Lisa: Hi TMO :)

Michael (Talwin): Hi TMO! :)

Carissa (Thistle): For training ideas

Thistle: Hi TMO

TMO: ink wrks

TMO: *link

Carissa (Thistle): but not your 's

Lemon: oh dang, you dropped an o too

Carissa (Thistle): One day I want to just mail you an L key

Lisa: says it will take a week to train it to do anything so until it's done training it's on thin ice if it messes with us

BOB LOL

Carissa (Thistle): Yes to Lisa

Michael (Talwin): It says it should be more like a K-9

Carissa (Thistle): Shi didn't train wolves until we settle into Dragon Fen because it'll take time

TMO: hopefullllll pllllllan is wholllle new computer this year

Lemon: We can definitely work on training while traveling. I trained my dog to do stuff while on a three-day drive to move here. So don't tell me it can't be done

Michael (Talwin): meanwhile my german shephard is sitting on my lap and taking umbrage at that :)

Carissa (Thistle): Well you need a trainer first....

Lemon: I HAVE VERY STRONG FEELINGS RIGHT NOW ABOUT EVERYTHING DON'T MAKE ME USE THEM

Carissa (Thistle): And unless one of these characters can, you'll have to wait to ask Shi when you get back

BOB So for Lemon's ease of couting she can start teaching knotty one trick now and in 9 days it will learn that correctly. Using Heel as your first slot?

Lemon: Licornah's good at animals, maybe she can help

Lemon: Ok but wait

Michael (Talwin): Gore would be a good one too....

Carissa (Thistle): It's a prof so maybe if she chose it

Lemon: This pig is saddled. It should know some stuff already

Carissa (Thistle): But if Bob is willing to let you without even better

BOB grins ... hmmm Lemon did discover something... but it is limited to how many things it can learn so how will you figure out how many it has learned already?

Lemon: Probably going to ask Licornah to talk to it

TMO: if my minecraft knowledge hasn't left me, you can guide a pig with a saddle by attaching a carrot to a fishing pole and holding it out in front of the pig

Lemon: She can just talk to them all the time no?

BOB for Carissa, Animal Training means you can train without the spell that Bixi cast

Lisa: thought that was donkeys but makes sense

Carissa (Thistle): It also cut training time

Carissa (Thistle): How many slots does it get?

Lorie (Licornah): (That's what Tmac does with her Frog, Dog, Aoxotil, Horse and Pig in Minecraft) LOL

BOB You only find out when it fails to learn anything new

Carissa (Thistle): lol you told me for wolves but I suppose since this one might have some taken we wouldn't know

Lemon: Yeah, but she can talk to it to find out what it already knows, right?

BOB "at this point we don't know"

Lemon: EYEROLL EMOJI

BOB (LINK)

Thistle: (◔_◔)

Carissa (Thistle): Hmm didn't fully work....

BOB but I think everyone can slide into Character and discuss things as you move along the road

Michael (Talwin): A dark pall that no character understands falls over the group filled with anger and Vengeance. A politician stands in your way...

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol

Youtargim: I have wondered why the people here do not think Dwarves are real but see Gnomes and Elves and Indigo with no problem

BOB I have a plan Michael

Michael (Talwin): (LOL I was messing with us bob :) )

Thistle: Because dwarves die here.

Talwin: Shrugs. "They just don't see them, I guess." The free cities have them although they aren't exactly common.

Youtargim: Doesn't everyone die?

Michael (Talwin): Hm. A philisophical question

Thistle: I'm not convinced elves do, but uh, dwarves are... special. Ask Branwyn one day.

Youtargim: I remember someone ... Jilly I think... said somethign about rocks

Talwin: I mean, die? A physical death I suppose, but that doesn't mean it's the end

Youtargim: Somethign that Dwarves eat rocks, so maybe they think they turn into rocks too?

Talwin: My sword "died" but it's here and just as vengeful as ever. Just ask it

Youtargim: If someone is silly enough to think they eat rocks

Youtargim: OH I thought your sword was a person?

Talwin: It IS a person

Talwin: But his physical body changed. Therefore, his "death" of the physical is irrelevant

Youtargim: That is what the genies say, that any magical item used to be free and is now enslaved to serve

Talwin: Has moment of Crisis

Talwin: "Do you feel enslaved?"

Talwin: Whispers to Sword

Indigo: Depends on what you care about the spirit

Indigo: The spirit is in the sword and not someplace like Olympus

-> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Yes definately enslaved

Indigo: It can't just go and be a person again

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): what , hold on

TMO: sounds like Talwin is asking to be dominated by his intelligent sword. ;)

Michael (Talwin): LOL

Lisa (Indigo): lol

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): oh, nevermind, I thought that sound was combat lol

BOB (LINK)

Talwin: Clearly agitated, keeps walking. Wondering how he can fix this.

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: Yes.

TMO: only in the fires of Mount Doom....

Talwin: Shit guys! He says yes!

Indigo: Yes what?

Thistle: What would a sword know?

Talwin: "We'll get you out of there, I swear!"

Licornah: :: walks over to the boar and Bixi :: Are you getting to know one another okay?

Talwin: Mumbles under his breath

Indigo: Out where?

Talwin: Frustrated

Indigo: Only three places it can go

Talwin: Out of the... I don't know

Indigo: Into you

Talwin: The sword

Talwin: Nope

Indigo: Into someone else

Talwin: Not happening, but I'll figure this out!

-> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): you were a free man, giants made you a slave, then sealed your soul in this blade forever

Thistle: Into a smelter?

Talwin: Agahst

Indigo: Or get someone powerfult to try to send it to the spirit world

Talwin: Looks at Thistle

Talwin: NO!

Thistle: Wait that's four.

Indigo: laughs

Indigo: I didn't count the smelter

Bixi Fizzlebang: I'm trying to figure out what his life was like... I can see that he was used as a steed but I'm wondering if that was for long journeys, if he knows how to stay close to a person, if he knows how to stay in a location... I want to make sure he'll be safe with me, but he's not very talkative

Thistle: Brother Foto was getting his blacksmithing business up and running... he might have a smelter...

Talwin: I'm not throwing you into a fire of doom promise. We'll figure something else out

Talwin: Mutters

Michael (Talwin): Precious....

Youtargim: I had a first mate with a parrot

Youtargim: I wonder if your boar is like that Bixi

Licornah: :: Nods at Bixi :: Seems like normal. :: turns to the Boar and thinks "I know you haven't understood me before, but Bixi her wants to be your companion, can you share anything to help her make things better for you"

Youtargim: laughs, now you get to sit on Its shoulder instead of the other way around

Indigo: I don't think it will fit on her shoulder

Thistle: Wait really? I thought pirates only have parrots in books.

BOB Lorie, natural ability for woodland creatures?

Lorie (Licornah): (Talk to animals ability at will from Prayers and Pantheons for my deity)

Youtargim: Of course pirates have parrots, who else will fly us the key when we are in a cell?

Youtargim: Or fly notes back and forth between ships

Youtargim: Which I admit is much more common

Thistle: I dunno? Other birds? Rats on the ship?

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: I once was free, until some of those monsters, the giants, enslaved me and sealed my soul into this blade. It is hard for me to count the years, as a sword, but it has been long since I was free.

Thistle: Is it parrots because you can teach them to talk to you? Or can you talk to animals, too?

Talwin: Well that's not going to work. I thought you Liked being a sword and killing stuff. Don't worry, I'll figure something out.

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: My only comforts now are vengeance and a more companionable master than I can ever remember having before

Talwin: Whispers

Mammal, Boar, Wild [Speak with Animals]: [Translation] I have been running away from the man in the top hat with the hot spike

<font color="#000000">I have been running away from the man in the top hat with the hot spike

TMO: fancy language for a pig

BOB Some Pig

BOB (same link as last week)

BOB and Lorie did you see that?

Licornah: (I did)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Is it? It kind of looks like scratches in the dirt to me

BOB grins good for both Lorie and Lemon

Michael (Talwin): (Oh, sorry BRB. Five min)

Youtargim: Oh we eat rats, not parrots

Licornah: :: continues focusing on the Boar and thinks :: Oh my, I'm sorry you were mistreated. Bixi does not seem to behave like that and only wants to give you more skills

Raelynn: blenches

Mammal, Boar, Wild [Speak with Animals]: [Translation] That is good, I like the long nose short ones, the big ones are not nice

<font color="#000000">That is good, I like the long nose short ones, the big ones are not nice

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Oh now I feel good. Not only did I not steal it, but I saved it from baddies!

Raelynn: blanch?

Indigo: I could eat a rat if we were allowed to kill one

Youtargim: You get used to them, better with pepper

Licornah: :: continues to focus on the board :: Agreed.... please stay with us and let us know if you see the man.

Bixi Fizzlebang: Why wouldn't you be allowed to kill a rat? I would think a rat on a ship is very bad indeed

Youtargim: Fish are better, hope that Zay can find us some later on

Indigo: So you won't make friends will any rats we find?

Lisa (Indigo): with

Mammal, Boar, Wild [Speak with Animals]: [Translation] I will smash him if I can

<font color="#000000">I will smash him if I can

Bixi Fizzlebang: Well... I can't make any promises...

Licornah: :: nods at the Boar :: What should we call you?

Indigo: See!

Thistle: Rats are smart. They could steal keys for you.

Mammal, Boar, Wild [Speak with Animals]: [Translation] Knotty is good

<font color="#000000">Knotty is good

Licornah: :: nods :: Okay!

Bixi Fizzlebang: See!?

Bixi Fizzlebang: They might be useful!

Youtargim: That is what Monkeys are for

Indigo: Yeah I don't want to eat a monkey

Licornah: :: turns to Bixi :: Okay... Knotty is okay with us. He's escaping someone -- a humanoid with a brand a top hat.

Bixi Fizzlebang: Will there be monkeys on our ship?

Thistle: I thought those were for stealing coins from pockets while someone distracts you with music.

Bixi Fizzlebang: Oh yay!

Youtargim: I bet you can train a monkey to do lots of things

Bixi Fizzlebang: pats Knotty

Thistle: You can train rats, too. You can train just about anything.

Youtargim: You hear that Rae, anyone can be trained

Bixi Fizzlebang: I promise to make you as comfortable and happy as I can!

Bixi Fizzlebang: Ew, Yout.

Bixi Fizzlebang: Are you implying what I think you're implying?

Indigo: I've been trained

Youtargim: You just have to take the time to spend a lot of time with them and teach them

Youtargim: LOTS of time

Indigo: Talwin's going to get trained

Raelynn: No rats.

Bixi Fizzlebang: It kind of sounds like Talwin is already being trained...

Youtargim: Agreed rats are not high on the list

Raelynn: nods in agreement with Bixi

Bixi Fizzlebang: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 4]

Raelynn: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 19]

Thistle: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 5]

Licornah: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 11) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 9]

Indigo: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 10]

Lisa (Indigo): is this convo making Rae sick?

Carissa (Raelynn): Apparently, lol

BOB Howard and Talwin please

Youtargim: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 6]

Howard Plum: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 11]

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Things are not looking good for Rae right now...

Carissa (Raelynn): (Michael was AFK)

Carissa (Raelynn): (he said five minutes some minutes ago)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Can confirm. Was some amount of minutes.

Lisa (Indigo): :D

BOB grins

BOB was placing a thing on the road

Centipede, Giant: Advanced Effect ['SAVE: -1'] -> [to Centipede, Giant]

Centipede, Giant 2: Advanced Effect ['SAVE: -1'] -> [to Centipede, Giant 2]

Centipede, Giant 3: Advanced Effect ['SAVE: -1'] -> [to Centipede, Giant 3]

Centipede, Giant 4: Advanced Effect ['SAVE: -1'] -> [to Centipede, Giant 4]

Centipede, Giant 5: Advanced Effect ['SAVE: -1'] -> [to Centipede, Giant 5]

Centipede, Giant 6: Advanced Effect ['SAVE: -1'] -> [to Centipede, Giant 6]

Centipede, Giant 7: Advanced Effect ['SAVE: -1'] -> [to Centipede, Giant 7]

Centipede, Giant 8: Advanced Effect ['SAVE: -1'] -> [to Centipede, Giant 8]

Centipede, Giant 9: Advanced Effect ['SAVE: -1'] -> [to Centipede, Giant 9]

Centipede, Giant 10: Advanced Effect ['SAVE: -1'] -> [to Centipede, Giant 10]

Talwin: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 13] [d20 = 1]

Michael (Talwin): Back, sorry

Bixi Fizzlebang: test

Michael (Talwin): Uh oh, test?

Michael (Talwin): And back. Okay

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Oh, ok. It froze for a bit but it's back now

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): A little laggy but ok

Michael (Talwin): I got you Lemon! Took a moment

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Lol, sorry, I wasn't trying to spring a pop quiz

Michael (Talwin): (Can anyone else see us? Sorry, made the check)

Lorie (Licornah): (I see everyone)

BOB adding to the map just a sec

TMO: I see *everything*

Michael (Talwin): (no worries. sorry :) )

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I see dead people

Lorie (Licornah): (I didn't realize you were Klaus)

TMO: you might want to get your eyes checked there Lemon

Michael (Talwin): LOL

Michael (Talwin): Or lay off the 'good stuff'

BOB and so as the group is moving forward

TMO: btw, is it confusing to the editors that I'm not speaking in OOC mode?

Michael (Talwin): No

Michael (Talwin): OH! SOrry! I'm not an Editor!!!

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): My "good stuff" is sugary snacks and coffee, and I would rather die young than lay off them

Carissa (Raelynn): not sure how centipedes would make me feel better....

BOB everyone suddenlyis overcome with a huge wave of horrible charnel house odors

Michael (Talwin): I'm not speaking for you!

Carissa (Raelynn): wait a dead hippo? what drug lord imported a hippo into the swamp???

BOB I thought a dead elephant would be tooo on the nose tonight

Michael (Talwin): (Don't worry. I'm sure I will get cancer from the amount of diet coke I consume)

TMO: lol

BOB but you get the point

Carissa (Raelynn): Cool let's sit here and watch nature do its thing

BOB adn you see the many many creatures feasting

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol, I didn't see the "diet" at first and I was like whoa there buddy, that is not what I would call the "good stuff" do you need to talk to someone?

BOB and those that cannot get in to get their choice bits notice your very much alive horses and decide that they look fresh and tasty

Michael (Talwin): LOL

BOB and so

BOB Init for everyone on your side

Carissa (Raelynn): ....do I ask about the con roll?

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ok but one of the centipedes has a blameworthy whimsical attitude and I kind of want to kill that one.

Talwin: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+10 = 20]

Raelynn: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+10 = 14]

BOB that was to avoid negatives for this combat

Thistle: [INIT][Reaction Adj: -1] [d10+9 = 12]

Bixi Fizzlebang: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10 = 3]

BOB Rae can still attack, move, etc.

Talwin: Grins at Sword. Well you are trapped for now, but time for a good fight!

Lisa (Indigo): sorry - no TMO because you aren't IC

BOB Just needs an additional con check for every half move option, every fail means she fails at that attempt

Michael (Talwin): (WTH is a Bombadier Beetle?)

BOB just you wait

Carissa (Raelynn): So Rae doesn't want to go near a stinky, gross, bloated corpse? Sounds just about right.

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): pathetic thoughtless footwork!

Thistle: IT SHOOTS ACID OUT OF ITS BUTT.

Indigo: [INIT][Reaction Adj: -1] [d10-3 = 4]

Michael (Talwin): Lovely

BOB and did you notice those are Giant Vultures, so man sized and can fly away with .......

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): There are two next to each other giggling

TMO: Thistle with the straight facts

Howard Plum: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+10 = 17]

Licornah: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+10 = 19]

BOB I know everyone wants to rage and attack and get out frustrations.... EVERYONE

Talwin: Uh Bixi? Those are some big birds....At the risk of insulting you, can I tie a rope to you to my waist?

BOB so you have a fair encounter

TMO: Thanks Lisa, I wasn't sure how it came out in the standard logs. If it'll make things easier I can OOC my commentary

BOB and ready

BOB set

BOB GO

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): One is undersized, I demand you take that into account

Michael (Talwin): (LOL)

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Cowardly stroll) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Cowardly stroll)

Bixi Fizzlebang: Um... you know what, I'm ok with that, but if you die, I'm cutting myself free

[TURN] Youtargim

Talwin: Fair enough.

Howard Plum: don't worry about it TMO no Alt-Enter needed :)

Talwin: Quicky ties a buddy rope between them.

Youtargim: WOW what an amazing smell you have discovered

Lisa (Howard Plum): like for me ...

[TURN] Bird, Giant Vulture (Jumbo)

Talwin: I won't run too hard

Talwin: Smiles

Lisa (Howard Plum): lol Bob

Carissa (Thistle): (yeahh except not all of us have attack characters so this'll be... interesting)

Bixi Fizzlebang: Yeah and please don't get me too close, I'm squishier than you are

BOB Link to follow... from someeone

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Furry) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Furry)

[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4]

BOB (LINK)

Bixi Fizzlebang has delayed their turn until the end of round.

[TURN] Indigo

BOB (LINK)

Michael (Talwin): Bob the first link, I got an add about cleaning a sex toy and thought that was tied to the smell at first and was like......wtf?

Michael (Talwin): *ad

Lisa (Howard Plum): not sure what we're doing for this - We're too far away. Are we moving up as a group? someone staying with the wagon while others advance? this is usually how we kill our horses ...

TMO: And just as a Status Update - I have started creating the actual reference book for Guide to Hell. I believe all the supporting info is created, just need to assemble the text blocks now. Then copy all the images out of the pdf and insert them.

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Wow. Your internet history sounds... colorful. I got an ad for World of Warcraft.

Lisa (Howard Plum): lol

Michael (Talwin): LOL

Carissa (Thistle): If you kill say one of the birds, the others might be distracted and start eating that

BOB LOL with Michael and Lemon

BOB Excellent TMO

Michael (Talwin): I'm pretty boring. It was a car insurance commercial

BOB Did you see my request on Calendars TMO?

Michael (Talwin): That made no sense

Carissa (Thistle): Rae can stay with the wagon if you all advance

Michael (Talwin): (We can wait for them :) You need some killing too :) )

Michael (Talwin): Bixi and I move together

Lisa (Howard Plum): hello?

Carissa (Thistle): No, rather not risk the horses. Rae is not a fighter. Thistle barely hits anything. Go ahead and head them off.

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Wow. Your internet history sounds... colorful. I got an ad for World of Warcraft.

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Yeah, but I can't go as far as you, please remember that lol. I don't want to get dragged down the road

BOB Yes to Lisa

Howard Plum: Somebody watch the horses and wagon

Lisa (Howard Plum): drat

Indigo: Somebody watch the horses and wagon

Raelynn: I can watch them. That ....I don't want to get near that.

Bixi Fizzlebang: I would offer but I'm stuck with Talwin unless someone has a better way to keep me from getting carried off by a scavenging bird

Indigo: jumps off the wagon and moves forwaard

BOB also for TMO you should have that all tidy and neat then see if you can sell it on the Forge or in the Smitework Store

Michael (Talwin): (Hey I'm just paranoid :) )

Michael (Talwin): (You can cut loose if you want :) )

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Hulking) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Hulking)

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Skinny) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Skinny)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Heck no, I almost got carried off once already on this road

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Shockingly flabby) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Shockingly flabby)

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Regretful insincere giggle) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Regretful insincere giggle)

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Disgusting titter) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Disgusting titter)

[TURN] Bird, Giant Vulture (Thick-waisted)

Bixi Fizzlebang: Rae can you keep an eye on Knotty for me too?

Lisa (Indigo): man he gets nowhere fast with his standard movement

Michael (Talwin): (The Centifiede is giggling???)

Michael (Talwin): (I need an AI Image now)

[TURN] Centipede, Giant 8 - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant 8

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Skeletal)

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Impulsive footwork)

[TURN] Bird, Giant Vulture 2

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Cool stride)

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Blameworthy whimsical attitude) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Blameworthy whimsical attitude)

[TURN] Bird, Giant Vulture 3

[TURN] Reven / Lipthink (giant sword)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I just imagine that impulsive footwork as tap dancing

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Undersized) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Undersized)

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Shoulderless)

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 5

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 12

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Pathetic thoughtless footwork)

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Lithe)

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Apologetic giggle)

[TURN] Thistle

[TURN] Mammal, Boar, Wild

Raelynn: Sure. I can't promise he won't go anywhere, though.

BOB To be clear that is how bad it smells you can get that from hundreds of feet away, so you can guess if you get closer will be worse (hint hint) and you have two vultures who were not able to get a bite circling around to see what the new meat is on the menu

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 2

Michael (Talwin): (I'm fine waiting a bit)

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 10

Bixi Fizzlebang: I just want him to be safe. If he has to run away, so be it

[TURN] Zayden

[TURN] Raelynn

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): So I googled giggling centipede for you Michael, thinking surely someone had drawn one somewhere on the internet. And all I can say is don't google that.

Michael (Talwin): Fair warning as soon as I go, I need to take Max out. He needs to go outside

[TURN] Howard Plum

Carissa (Raelynn): You should Google Texas Giant Centipedes, Lemon....

Howard Plum: moves up in front of the horses and wagon

[TURN] Licornah

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): NO THANK YOU

[TURN] Talwin - [Giant-kin, 2-handed sword; DMGX:2]

[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4]

BOB (LINK)

Carissa (Raelynn): Yeah I'll take one

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): How do I leave Knotty and make myself get closer to Talwin?

Lisa (Indigo): gets scared that she is leaving her untrained boar with the wagon

Lisa (Indigo): thinks about ape in giant castle

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): That shit belongs to the dinosaurs, how did it get here? No thank you.

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ok, can I tell it to stay with me?

BOB (LINK)

BOB If Bixi has a way of communicating with it

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ugh, I give up. Let it run away, I don't even care anymore

Lisa (Indigo): we'll see what happens - licornah did talk to it a lot

[ROUND 2]

Lisa (Indigo): these are the things I get paranoid about :) the NPCs I could care less

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I don't have the emotional energy to figure out how to save this pig

Lisa (Indigo): it followed you so that's a good start!

BOB making sure that everyone knows what is happening

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Cowardly stroll) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Cowardly stroll)

[TURN] Indigo

Lisa (Indigo): yes - we're just 1/2 a mile away from the combat and the centipede is only cowardly strolling toward us :)

BOB Not clicking through each centipede again until you are up with them

Indigo: decides to run forward

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Hulking) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Hulking)

[TURN] Thistle

[TURN] Mammal, Boar, Wild

Michael (Talwin): Back. Max thanks you

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 2

[TURN] Raelynn

[TURN] Howard Plum

Raelynn: staying close to the horses

Lisa (Howard Plum): range is 420 ft so both are in range

Howard Plum: [CAST] Magic Missile [at Bird, Giant Vulture (Thick-waisted)]

Lisa (Howard Plum): not working

Lisa (Howard Plum): or is it and I just roll dmg myself?

Howard Plum: [DAMAGE] Magic Missile [TYPE: force (4d4+4=10)] [4d4+4 = 10]

[10] -> [to Bird, Giant Vulture (Thick-waisted)] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 3] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

BOB hmm

BOB But going with that

Howard Plum: ok?

Howard Plum: Magic Missile

[TURN] Licornah

Lisa (Howard Plum): I know I'm missing something stupid. I just hate that it's in combat that I mess up and slow things down

Lorie (Licornah): (I can't see monsters, should I?)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): zoom out

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): ?

Michael (Talwin): Whoa Lisa. You are fine! Have you seen me???

Lisa (Indigo): but I killed a vulture so, yay?

BOB You should see them in the distance

Michael (Talwin): (I had to zoom out a bit)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I had to zoom out a LOT

Lisa (Indigo): they are really far from the wagon - why Indigo is now running :)

Lorie (Licornah): (Oh, I had to zoom out a LOT)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I like to see everyone's faces

[TURN] Talwin - [Giant-kin, 2-handed sword; DMGX:2]

Lorie (Licornah): Okay...

Michael (Talwin): (Sorry, was measuring. Bixi is with me :) )

Michael (Talwin): (yeah, they far lisa lol :) )

[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4]

Michael (Talwin): (Bob, I'm sorry, are you approving movements?)

Michael (Talwin): (Should have been 116 Ft?)

BOB Yes to Michael approving movements for that reason, you moved 120 bixi can only move 60

Talwin: (Yikes)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I can't seem to click me without clicking Knotty but I want to move up to slightly behind Talwin

BOB so unless you are dragging her on the ground,..... grins

Michael (Talwin): (Thank you for fixing)

Michael (Talwin): (My bad)

Lisa (Indigo): she tied to him so she is getting dragged along?

TMO: *bounce* *scrape* *draaaaaggggg*

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Lol, I tried to warn him about that

Lisa (Indigo): unless she rides the boar

Michael (Talwin): (I was afraid she might get carried away. I'm paranoid about that now. :( )

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Let the record show!

Michael (Talwin): LOL TMO

BOB hope you find it easier now Lemon

Lisa (Indigo): Howard is working on killing the vultures so all you have to do is worry about the stuff on the ground

BOB no "follow" command here in FG to let only Talwin move and drag you along

Michael (Talwin): And the godawful smell

Michael (Talwin): I'm wondering as we get closer if we have to keep rolling const.

Carissa (Raelynn): don't forget centipedes can paralyze

Michael (Talwin): (never do! The most annoying creature other then Level Drain ones)

BOB Dead Bloated Body that should be gotten rid of

BOB Centipedes that paralyis progress

BOB Beetles that shoot shit out of their buts

BOB and Vultures circling everything

Michael (Talwin): (Hey my third session they almost paralzed all of us. I've never forgotten that encounter bob :) )

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): This feels like it will call for fireballs. I miss Branwyn.

BOB Welcome to your metaphor

Michael (Talwin): (and that was years ago at this point)

Michael (Talwin): :)

Lisa (Indigo): I could do with a nice fireball myself - so sad

Michael (Talwin): I mean at this point, they could be feasting on the elephant bob.....

Lisa (Indigo): shit and not acid ... okay

BOB grins there are several large bodies there for them to feast on

Michael (Talwin): Hell, I'm semi-conservative and was disguested today

BOB chuckles they do shoot acid

BOB just a metaphor

Michael (Talwin): An appropirate one.

Lisa (Indigo): ok :)

BOB everyone ready for round 3?

[ROUND 3]

Michael (Talwin): Yep! Let's kill stuff!

[TURN] Youtargim

Youtargim: Rae are you ok? Do you need someone to stay with you? Or do you want me to go up and kill things for you?

[TURN] Indigo

Indigo: runs forward again

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Hulking) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Hulking)

Raelynn: Mmm, I'm okay for now, but I do worry about someone getting hurt with me so far from them... Keep an eye on them and pull them to safety if they need it?

[TURN] Bird, Giant Vulture (Thick-waisted)

[TURN] Centipede, Giant 8 - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant 8

[TURN] Bird, Giant Vulture 2

BOB cannot attack Indigo yet but next round will be able to swoop down

Youtargim: Glad to watch out for them... HEY INDIGO WATCH OUT

[TURN] Thistle

Raelynn: Pulling them to safety means getting closer to them!

Youtargim: I never did learn how to use a bow

[TURN] Mammal, Boar, Wild

Raelynn: If only N'laea were here...

[TURN] Raelynn

Raelynn has delayed their turn until the end of round.

[TURN] Howard Plum

Howard Plum: [CAST] Magic Missile [at Bird, Giant Vulture 2]

Howard Plum: [DAMAGE] Magic Missile [TYPE: force (4d4+4=11)] [4d4+4 = 11]

[11] -> [to Bird, Giant Vulture 2] [STATUS: Critical]

Lisa (Howard Plum): drat

[TURN] Licornah

Carissa (Thistle): A hurt bird can't fly... probably

[TURN] Talwin - [Giant-kin, 2-handed sword; DMGX:2]

Licornah: Licornah tried to end their turn when it wasn't their turn.

Michael (Talwin): (Hey at least he's hitting them Lisa :) )

Michael (Talwin): (That's great!)

Carissa (Thistle): Indigo goes before that bird

LANDS with a Thud on the ground taking more damage

Michael (Talwin): (He'll F THAT BEAT UP!)

Bird, Giant Vulture 2: [d6 = 1]

Bird, Giant Vulture 2's health adjusted by -1

BOB Talwin is up

Michael (Talwin): I am. So sorry

[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4]

Michael (Talwin): That was my bad. Sorry. Didn't track that very well

[TURN] Raelynn

[ROUND 4]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Cowardly stroll) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Cowardly stroll)

[TURN] Youtargim

[TURN] Bird, Giant Vulture (Jumbo)

Bird, Giant Vulture (Jumbo): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(19)] [WvA: slashing v Chainmail (-2)] [d20-2 = 0]

Attack [0] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Indigo] [Hit-AC: 19 vs. 10 ] [AC: 19 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Indigo

Lisa (Indigo): does Indigo look extra delicious today?

Carissa (Thistle): Snack-size

Indigo: [CHECK] Charisma (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20 = 5]

BOB laughs

Carissa (Thistle): Nice to have something to eat on the go

Lisa (Indigo): yup looking good

Carissa (Thistle): lol

Lisa (Indigo): oops is vulture low enough for him to hit?

BOB Yes

Indigo: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(13)] [d20+4 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bird, Giant Vulture (Jumbo)] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 7 ] [AC: 1 ] [Location: Shin] [HIT]

Indigo: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing (d6+4=5)] [d6+4 = 5]

[5] -> [to Bird, Giant Vulture (Jumbo)] [STATUS: Heavy]

TMO: Low-flying vultures

Indigo: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(13)] [d20+4 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bird, Giant Vulture (Jumbo)] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 7 ] [AC: 5 ] [Location: Hip] [HIT]

Indigo: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing (d6+4=8)] [d6+4 = 8]

[8] -> [to Bird, Giant Vulture (Jumbo)] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 6] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Hulking) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Hulking)

[TURN] Thistle

[TURN] Mammal, Boar, Wild

Lisa (Indigo): that one swooped in low enough to try to grab him so that was semi-reasonable :)

BOB saying that the boar is staying as it was asked, nothing has come close to it to make it question so far

[TURN] Howard Plum

Howard Plum: guarding the horses and wagon

[TURN] Licornah

[TURN] Talwin - [Giant-kin, 2-handed sword; DMGX:2]

[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4]

[TURN] Raelynn

BOB Carissa?

[ROUND 5]

[TURN] Youtargim

Youtargim: Rae told me to keep up with you Indigo

[TURN] Indigo

Indigo: Then you better run. Going to go kill these stinky things!

Indigo: runs forward again

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Hulking) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Hulking)

BOB Indigo needs a new Con check please

[TURN] Thistle

Indigo: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 7] [d20 = 20]

Indigo: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 11]

Lisa (Indigo): who rolled that first one?

BOB you did

Carissa (Thistle): No clue definitely should go with the second one

Lisa (Indigo): I was getting he die and then it rolled while I was dragging it

BOB Hmmm

Lisa (Indigo): but okay - he can fall over and gag

[TURN] Mammal, Boar, Wild

Lisa (Indigo): it's all good

BOB actually go again

BOB Just in case

Lisa (Indigo): I probably did it

BOB I unchecked everyone on the request rool

BOB roll

Indigo: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20 = 3]

BOB OK so it is fate that he should have made it

BOB at least this round

Lisa (Indigo): 2 out of 3 :)

BOB and now Thistle can make her new check

Lisa (Indigo): I will be careful next time - really thought you rolled for me because I was lagging

[TURN] Howard Plum

Thistle: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 2]

BOB Good

Howard Plum: still guarding and watching for vultures

[TURN] Licornah

BOB Lorie?

[TURN] Talwin - [Giant-kin, 2-handed sword; DMGX:2]

BOB Thank you

Michael (Talwin): (Const check bob? Or still good)

[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4]

BOB Not yet for anyone else

[TURN] Raelynn

[ROUND 6]

BOB Just to make sure everyone is on the same page, Indigo is now roughly 200 feet away from the main pile of carrion and assorted guests

Michael (Talwin): (I'm coming! :)

Michael (Talwin): (And Bixi!)

[TURN] Youtargim

BOB DOH

Youtargim: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 8] [d20 = 18]

BOB and that is a double failure

BOB the first did not make the chat

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Furry) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Furry)

[TURN] Indigo

Indigo: takes off his cloak and wraps it around his neck, mouth and nose, tucking the ends into his collar hoping it will help with the stench

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Hulking) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Hulking)

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Skeletal)

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Impulsive footwork)

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Cool stride)

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Blameworthy whimsical attitude) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Blameworthy whimsical attitude)

[TURN] Bird, Giant Vulture 3

Bird, Giant Vulture 3: [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(19)] [d20 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Youtargim] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 10 ] [AC: 3 ] [Location: Shoulder, top] [HIT]

Bird, Giant Vulture 3: [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (d4=4)] [d4 = 4]

[4] -> [to Youtargim] [STATUS: Moderate]

[TURN] Reven / Lipthink (giant sword)

Youtargim: [SAVE] vs. Breath [d20 = 9]

Save [9] [Target 15] -> [for Youtargim] [FAILURE]

Youtargim: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 11]

BOB The Vulture swoops in on Youtargim, SLASHES his face and flies back up into the air above

BOB But does not take out an eye

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Shoulderless)

Lisa (Howard Plum): that would have needed a called shot

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 5

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 12

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Pathetic thoughtless footwork)

Carissa (Thistle): agree!

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Lithe)

Carissa (Thistle): and we don't need more pirate stereotypes here

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Apologetic giggle)

[TURN] Thistle

BOB grins

[TURN] Mammal, Boar, Wild

BOB and yes a new Con check for Thistle please

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 2

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 10

[TURN] Howard Plum

Carissa (Thistle): a third one?

BOB No sorry

BOB she made her second one

Carissa (Thistle): good

Lisa (Howard Plum): Raelynn is not engaging?

Carissa (Thistle): Rae was watching horses

Howard Plum: Miss Raelynn, I cannot stay here and do nothing. Please be safe

Howard Plum: runs off as fast as his robes will allow

Thistle: I'll be fine! You're the one who needs to be safe!

Raelynn: I'll be fine! You're the one who needs to be safe!

[TURN] Licornah

Carissa (Raelynn): (sorry thought you saw that earlier in chat)

BOB Pulls them up and runs like a Jane Austen character across the moors

[TURN] Talwin - [Giant-kin, 2-handed sword; DMGX:2]

Lisa (Howard Plum): LOL Bob

Michael (Talwin): LOL

[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4]

BOB Licornah needs a Con check please

[TURN] Raelynn

[ROUND 7]

Licornah: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 11) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 14]

Carissa (Raelynn): (only vulture left is by Yout so Bixi should be safe after it dies)

Lisa (Indigo): Is Youtargim really wearing a turban like his icon?

BOB So Licornah is at the point where she needs a check every half action, makes it can continue fails and has to stop

BOB Yes to Youtargim wearing a turban

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Cowardly stroll) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Cowardly stroll)

[TURN] Youtargim

Youtargim: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 15]

Lisa (Indigo): what is he doing? he failed his check

BOB so he is done for the round

BOB He tried to move and failed

BOB so no more actions, etc.

Lisa (Indigo): I was going to help him while we were out of range - stupid Youtargim!

[TURN] Indigo

BOB grins, he was told to go up and be with you

Carissa (Raelynn): Rae definitely did not tell him to attack. She said stay somewhere to pull OTHERS to safety ... not need it himself

Lisa (Indigo): he passed me

Carissa (Raelynn): Listening skills need improvement

BOB a good debate afterwards

Raelynn: (LINK)

Carissa (Raelynn): (for just the first sentence)

Indigo: runs forward to help Youtargim yelling

Indigo: COVER YOUR FACE!

Lisa (Indigo): if he's running can he get a hit in?

BOB no

BOB not with a short sword

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Hulking) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Hulking)

Lisa (Indigo): never hurts to ask

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Impulsive footwork)

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7

Thistle: Beware their butts!!

TMO: aww... does the NPC need a leash?

[TURN] Bird, Giant Vulture 3

Michael (Talwin): LOL

Carissa (Thistle): (yesh)

Bird, Giant Vulture 3: [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(19)] [WvA: slashing v Studded Leather (-2)] [d20-2 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Thistle] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 10 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Reven / Lipthink (giant sword)

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Undersized) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Undersized)

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Shoulderless)

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 5

Beetle Giant, Bombardier 5: [DAMAGE] Fire Cloud [TYPE: fire (3d4=9)] [3d4 = 9]

[9] -> [to Indigo] [STATUS: Light]

Effect ['Deafened'] -> [to Indigo] [by Beetle Giant, Bombardier 5]

Carissa (Thistle): (oh it's fire not acid....?)

BOB and Indigo gets a save versus breath weapon

Indigo: [SAVE] vs. Breath [d20 = 16]

Save [16] [Target 12] -> [for Indigo] [SUCCESS]

BOB and smiles with Carissa, tweaking things for the surprise

BOB so Indigo is NOT stunned but he is Deafened

BOB Unable to hear the pleas of the public around him

Carissa (Thistle): just saying if it's fire instead Thistle isn't as useless in this fight as expected

BOB can still do everything normally except hear

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 12

BOB and yes I did spend a bit of time thinking about appropriate encounter creatures and methods

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Pathetic thoughtless footwork)

Lisa (Howard Plum): appreciate it

Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Pathetic thoughtless footwork): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(19)] [d20 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Youtargim] [Hit-AC: 13 vs. 10 ] [AC: 13 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Lithe)

Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Lithe): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(19)] [WvA: slashing v Chainmail (-2)] [d20-2 = 0]

Attack [0] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Indigo] [Hit-AC: 19 vs. 10 ] [AC: 19 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Apologetic giggle)

[TURN] Thistle

Thistle: [DAMAGE (M)] Dagger, Plain [+1] [TYPE: piercing (d4+1=5)] [d4+1 = 5]

[5] -> [to Bird, Giant Vulture 3] [STATUS: Moderate]

Carissa (Thistle): (wait)

Thistle: [ATTACK (M)] Dagger, Plain [THACO(17)] [d20-3 = 3]

Attack [3] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bird, Giant Vulture 3] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 7 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Mammal, Boar, Wild

Thistle: Get of out the way, bird!

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 2

Beetle Giant, Bombardier 2: [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(19)] [d20 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Youtargim] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 10 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

Carissa (Thistle): (provided she can get up there that is)

BOB This is why they use their butts instead of their brains

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 10

[TURN] Howard Plum

Howard Plum: [CAST] Magic Missile [at Bird, Giant Vulture 3]

Howard Plum: [DAMAGE] Magic Missile [TYPE: force (4d4+4=13)] [4d4+4 = 13]

[13] -> [to Bird, Giant Vulture 3] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 3] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

[TURN] Licornah

Thistle: Thanks Howard!!

Lisa (Howard Plum): Howard the bird killer!

Carissa (Thistle): (no more bird threats for Bixi now)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): yay!

[TURN] Talwin - [Giant-kin, 2-handed sword; DMGX:2]

Talwin: Ties Rag around his face, hands one to Bixi

Talwin: "The smell will be bad."

[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4]

Talwin: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 19]

[TURN] Raelynn

Talwin: Gags,

[ROUND 8]

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Oh wait

BOB Bixi needs that Con check please

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): No nevermind, whatever

Bixi Fizzlebang: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 1]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Cowardly stroll) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Cowardly stroll)

[TURN] Youtargim

Youtargim: [ATTACK (M)] Scimitar +1 [THACO(17)] [d20+1 = 2]

Attack [2] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Beetle Giant, Bombardier 2] [Hit-AC: 15 vs. 4 ] [AC: 15 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Furry) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Furry)

Lisa (Indigo): told him to cover his face - does he listen?

[TURN] Indigo - [Deafened; [D: 2]]

Indigo: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(13)] [d20+4 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Beetle Giant, Bombardier 2] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 4 ] [AC: 5 ] [MISS]

Carissa (Thistle): Yout? Listen...?

Indigo: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(13)] [d20+4 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Beetle Giant, Bombardier 2] [Hit-AC: 6 vs. 4 ] [AC: 6 ] [MISS]

Lisa (Indigo): wtf?

Indigo: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(13)] [d20+4 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Beetle Giant, Bombardier 2] [Hit-AC: -2 vs. 4 ] [AC: -2 ] [Location: Arm, upper inner] [HIT]

Indigo: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing (d6+4=9)] [d6+4 = 9]

[9] -> [to Beetle Giant, Bombardier 2] [STATUS: Critical]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Hulking) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Hulking)

Lisa (Indigo): that sucked

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Skeletal)

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Impulsive footwork)

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7

Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7: [DAMAGE] Fire Cloud [TYPE: fire (3d4=8)] [3d4 = 8]

[8] -> [to Indigo] [STATUS: Moderate]

Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7: [DAMAGE] Fire Cloud [TYPE: fire (3d4=8)] [3d4 = 8]

[8] -> [to Youtargim] [STATUS: Heavy]

Lisa (Howard Plum): could he hit me before he does dmg?

BOB Is just spraying out

Lisa (Howard Plum): he;s just running around doing dmg

BOB only gets to do it once per turn

BOB after has to bite, etc.

Lisa (Howard Plum): takes out portable fan and blows it back on him

BOB Indigo and Youtargim save verus breath weapon for the stunning attack

BOB both are deafened

Effect ['Deafened'] -> [to Youtargim] [by Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7]

Effect ['Deafened'] -> [to Indigo] [by Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7]

Indigo: [SAVE] vs. Breath [d20 = 7]

Save [7] [Target 12] -> [for Indigo] [FAILURE]

Youtargim: [SAVE] vs. Breath [d20 = 7]

Save [7] [Target 15] -> [for Youtargim] [FAILURE]

Effect ['Stunned'] -> [to Indigo] [by Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7]

Effect ['Stunned'] -> [to Youtargim] [by Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7]

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Cool stride)

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Blameworthy whimsical attitude) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Blameworthy whimsical attitude)

[TURN] Reven / Lipthink (giant sword)

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Undersized) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Undersized)

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Shoulderless)

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 5

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 12

Carissa (Thistle): (if you carefully planned encounter leds to death I will be sad)

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Pathetic thoughtless footwork)

Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Pathetic thoughtless footwork): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(19)] [EFFECTS +4] [d20+4 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Youtargim] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 10 ] [AC: 10 ] [Location: Calf] [HIT]

Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Pathetic thoughtless footwork): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (2d6=4)] [2d6 = 4]

[4] -> [to Youtargim]

Lisa (Howard Plum): it's hard when it's 2 against a mob

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Lithe)

Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Lithe): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(19)] [EFFECTS +4] [WvA: slashing v Chainmail (-2)] [d20+2 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Indigo] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 10 ] [AC: 3 ] [Location: Head, side] [HIT]

Carissa (Thistle): (cut Bixi and run up there Talwin)

Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Lithe): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (2d6=6)] [2d6 = 6]

[6] -> [to Indigo]

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Apologetic giggle)

[TURN] Thistle

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): yeah i'm about to cut myself loose anyway

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): In case I can't take the smell lol

Carissa (Thistle): (can only run 60 and attack right?)

Michael (Talwin): OK :) Sorry. Didn't want to leave her behind. I'd feel shitty :)

Carissa (Thistle): (no birds to threaten her now)

BOB Move half and attack yes,

Lisa (Howard Plum): move 60 but she can go farther if she charges, yes?

BOB Yes but then likely no attack, she only has a dagger

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I would have done sooner but my attention has been drifting due to... you know... the world.

BOB Take out your frustrations here Lemon

Carissa (Thistle): (didn't expect you to approve movement so quick)

Carissa (Thistle): (she can sling at 60?)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): If only, if only

BOB everyone is closer so is easier and yes to Carissa for the sling

BOB It shoudl do the range properly for you

Howard Plum: or you can watch us die and deal with the world at the same time :)

Lisa (Howard Plum): ooc

Carissa (Thistle): (forgot she doesn't have sling.... lasso reach?)

Carissa (Thistle): (yeah this is getting as stressful as real world now)

BOB wry grin, I do not think the group will die, you will just be beaten up, demoralized, and ready to go right the wrongs of the world afterwards

BOB 30 foot for the lasso

BOB again it should know the range and modify your attack as appropriate

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): That's not how it tends to work for me. More like demoralized and ready for a nap. A 12-hour nap.

Thistle: [ATTACK (M)] Chain [THACO(17)] [+1] [d20-2 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Pathetic thoughtless footwork)] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 4 ] [AC: 2 ] [Location: Hip] [HIT]

BOB take it Carissa

Thistle: [DAMAGE (M)] Chain [TYPE: bludgeoning (d4+1=4)] [d4+1 = 4]

[4] -> [to Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Pathetic thoughtless footwork)] [STATUS: Heavy]

Lisa (Howard Plum): nice

Carissa (Thistle): (not sure if it's a damage or a binding or both)

BOB just damage until you roll a 20

[TURN] Mammal, Boar, Wild

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 2

Thistle: waves hands

Beetle Giant, Bombardier 2: [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(19)] [EFFECTS +4] [WvA: slashing v Chainmail (-2)] [d20+2 = 20]

Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Indigo] [Hit-AC: -1 vs. 10 ] [AC: -1 ] [Location: Hip] [HIT]

Thistle: COME AT ME BUTT BEETLES!

Beetle Giant, Bombardier 2: [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (2d6=2)] [2d6 = 2]

[2] -> [to Indigo]

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 10

Michael (Talwin): LOL

[TURN] Howard Plum

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol, I do love Thistle

Howard Plum: moves forward

[TURN] Licornah

[TURN] Talwin - [Giant-kin, 2-handed sword; DMGX:2]

Talwin: See you Bixi. They look rough. I'll save you a couple OK?

Talwin: Smiles good naturdly

Bixi Fizzlebang: Nah, I'm good, kill them all

Talwin: Smiles again

Talwin: Cuts Rops

Talwin: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 5]

[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4]

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I can move what? 60?

Talwin: Gods that Stench and it's burning too. Ugh

BOB 60 and nothing else

BOB 30 and attack

BOB zero and spell

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I'm not close enough to do anything else yet

BOB so done?

[TURN] Raelynn

Carissa (Thistle): spells have range

[ROUND 9]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Cowardly stroll) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Cowardly stroll)

[TURN] Youtargim - [Deafened; [D: 10] | Stunned; [D: 5]]

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): yeah most of mine don't have a 200+ ft range

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Furry) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Furry)

[TURN] Indigo - [Deafened; [D: 2] | Deafened; [D: 6] | Stunned; [D: 8]]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Hulking) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Hulking)

Lisa (Indigo): how long is he stunned?

BOB Youtargim and Indigo are stunned

BOB Indigo is 8 rounds, Youtargim is 5 rounds

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Skeletal)

Lisa (Indigo): seriously? so he out completely

Lisa (Indigo): sigh

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Impulsive footwork)

Carissa (Thistle): what a mess

Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Impulsive footwork): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(19)] [EFFECTS +4] [WvA: slashing v Chainmail (-2)] [d20+2 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Indigo] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 10 ] [AC: 7 ] [Location: Shoulder, top] [HIT]

Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Impulsive footwork): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (2d6=10)] [2d6 = 10]

[10] -> [to Indigo] [STATUS: Heavy]

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7

Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7: [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(19)] [EFFECTS +4] [WvA: slashing v Chainmail (-2)] [d20+2 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Indigo] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 10 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Cool stride)

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Blameworthy whimsical attitude) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Blameworthy whimsical attitude)

[TURN] Reven / Lipthink (giant sword)

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Undersized) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Undersized)

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Shoulderless)

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 5

Beetle Giant, Bombardier 5: [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(19)] [EFFECTS +4] [WvA: slashing v Chainmail (-2)] [d20+2 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Indigo] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 10 ] [AC: 10 ] [Location: Shin] [HIT]

Beetle Giant, Bombardier 5: [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (2d6=3)] [2d6 = 3]

[3] -> [to Indigo]

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 12

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Pathetic thoughtless footwork)

Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Pathetic thoughtless footwork): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(19)] [EFFECTS +4] [d20+4 = 21]

Attack [21] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Youtargim] [Hit-AC: -2 vs. 10 ] [AC: -2 ] [Location: Abdomen, Lower] [HIT]

Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Pathetic thoughtless footwork): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (2d6=9)] [2d6 = 9]

[9] -> [to Youtargim] [STATUS: Critical]

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Lithe)

Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Lithe): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(19)] [EFFECTS +4] [WvA: slashing v Chainmail (-2)] [d20+2 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Indigo] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 10 ] [AC: 7 ] [Location: Hip] [HIT]

Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Lithe): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (2d6=6)] [2d6 = 6]

[6] -> [to Indigo] [STATUS: Critical]

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Apologetic giggle)

[TURN] Thistle

Thistle: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

Thistle: [ATTACK (R)] Dagger, Plain [THACO(17)] [+1] [d20-2 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (R)] [at Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Pathetic thoughtless footwork)] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 4 ] [AC: 0 ] [Location: Shoulder, top] [HIT]

Thistle: [DAMAGE (R)] Dagger, Plain [TYPE: piercing (d4=1)] [d4 = 1]

[1] -> [to Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Pathetic thoughtless footwork)]

Carissa (Thistle): (that's supposed to be +1 clicked wrong dagger)

Carissa (Thistle): (and actually need that dagger in here)

BOB Updated the damage by 1

[TURN] Mammal, Boar, Wild

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 2

Carissa (Thistle): now stop letting two potential deaths happen because I'm done if they do

Beetle Giant, Bombardier 2: [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(19)] [EFFECTS +4] [d20+4 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Youtargim] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 10 ] [AC: 2 ] [Location: Shoulder, top] [HIT]

Beetle Giant, Bombardier 2: [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (2d6=5)] [2d6 = 5]

Effect ['Unconscious;DMGO:1'] -> [to Youtargim]

[5] -> [to Youtargim] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 1] [STATUS: Dying (-1)]

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 10

[TURN] Howard Plum

Michael (Talwin): (I'm getting there) (Three attacks first rd)

Howard Plum: concentrates on getting to Youtargim

Howard Plum: [CAST] Dimension Door

[TURN] Licornah

[TURN] Talwin - [Giant-kin, 2-handed sword; DMGX:2]

Michael (Talwin): er. what happened there

Michael (Talwin): did my move get cancelled?

BOB negated that for Talwin, would go across multiple bodies and over your half move

BOB what/where are you trying to do?

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Are there any plants in the area?

Michael (Talwin): Trying to figure out how to save Yout

BOB none on the road for Bixi

Lisa (Indigo): seriously?

Michael (Talwin): (Is Indigo dying? I'm sorry. I can't read this right)

BOB Talwin sees Howard blink right there next to Youtargim

Carissa (Thistle): (not yet)

Lisa (Indigo): keep things from doing more damage

Carissa (Thistle): (Yout is below and needs to be bandaged and dragged away)

BOB Indigo has 5 of them on him

Michael (Talwin): I'm fucking trying people. Who needs it most

Thistle: (Indigo is stunned and about to need the same)

Michael (Talwin): Just answer

Michael (Talwin): OK

Lisa (Indigo): was going to have Howard bind wounds and try to pull him out - he doesn't have great combat spells

Carissa (Thistle): (Jump between and attack to maybe draw beetles to you?)_

BOB the five beatles that are attacking

Carissa (Thistle): (yes Thistle and Howard can maybe rescue)

Lisa (Indigo): indigo has 14 hp left

Michael (Talwin): OK So indigo

Carissa (Thistle): (but if Talwin can aggro beetles it might help)

Lisa (Indigo): if we die to beetles so be it but would rather not :)

Michael (Talwin): Everyone is in the way, so if anyone can direct best, that would help

Michael (Talwin): I want to maximize hits here

Michael (Talwin): without "Running people over"

BOB there you go

Michael (Talwin): Can I swing over Indigo's head?

Michael (Talwin): Say yes

BOB Yes

Carissa (Thistle): go for the ones in the middle

Lisa (Indigo): lol

TMO: Quote from Guide book: "Thinking of them as the planar version of yuppies is pretty accurate."

BOB He is short, you have a very big sword you can attack them all

BOB LOL with TMO

Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Broadsword [THACO(13)] [d20 = 2]

Attack [2] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Impulsive footwork)] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 4 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [THACO(13)] [d20 = 1]

Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Beetle Giant, Bombardier 2] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 4 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

Michael (Talwin): ???

BOB WOW

BOB one more try this round

Carissa (Thistle): can we just.... let him reroll? pretend those didn't happen?

TMO: The Yuppies Cursed Him

Lisa (Indigo): yeah Indigo wasn't hitting those suckers either

Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [THACO(13)] [d20 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Beetle Giant, Bombardier 2] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 4 ] [AC: 4 ] [Location: Thigh] [HIT]

TMO: Evoking Yuppies always brings down a curse. I forgot, I'm sorry.

Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [x2] [TYPE: S (d10+6=16)] [b10+6 = 16]

[16] -> [to Beetle Giant, Bombardier 2] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 13] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Michael (Talwin): How does swing through work again?

Michael (Talwin): Cause that was ridiculous

[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4]

[TURN] Raelynn

Carissa (Thistle): (what's the distance of dimension door?)

BOB Would it be less confusing to turn the grid off? Or do you like it on?

BOB Is Level based Carissa

Carissa (Thistle): grid is least of my worries

Carissa (Thistle): (specifically asking for Howard)

Lisa (Howard Plum): 240 ft

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): It's kind of hilarious. 90% of these fights are like Bixi running to catch up to everyone and then doing something really useless when the fight is already almost over.

Lorie (Licornah): (The map icons are so small, the grid doesn't matter)

TMO: Swing Through doesn't seem to be defined on the website

[ROUND 10]

Lisa (Howard Plum): now that we're finally clumped I have it zoomed in close

Raelynn: runs to try to meet halfway

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Cowardly stroll) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Cowardly stroll)

GM: [DAMAGE] Ongoing damage [TYPE: untyped (1=1)] [ = 1]

[1] -> [to Youtargim] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 2] [STATUS: Dying (-2)]

[TURN] Youtargim - [Deafened; [D: 10] | Stunned; [D: 5] | Unconscious; DMGO:1]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Furry) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Furry)

[TURN] Indigo - [Deafened; [D: 2] | Deafened; [D: 6] | Stunned; [D: 8]]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Hulking) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Hulking)

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Skeletal)

Lisa (Howard Plum): oops sorry carissa 720 ft for 8th level - you have that?

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Getting coffee brb

User has gone AFK. (Lemon)

Carissa (Raelynn): Ehh, doesn't matter. She ran as far as she could. She wants to meet Howard wherever he comes out from to help heal

BOB and did you see that the Automatic Damage of bleeding 1 each round did work on Youtargim?

Carissa (Raelynn): (I mean maybe she didn't need to run, lol)

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Impulsive footwork)

Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Impulsive footwork): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(19)] [WvA: slashing v Ring Mail (-1)] [d20-1 = 18]

Attack [18] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 10 ] [AC: 1 ] [Location: Forearm, back] [HIT]

Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Impulsive footwork): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (2d6=5)] [2d6 = 5]

[5] -> [to Talwin] [STATUS: Light]

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7

Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7: [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(19)] [WvA: slashing v Ring Mail (-1)] [d20-1 = 0]

Attack [0] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 19 vs. 10 ] [AC: 19 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Cool stride)

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Blameworthy whimsical attitude) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Blameworthy whimsical attitude)

[TURN] Reven / Lipthink (giant sword)

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Undersized) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Undersized)

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Shoulderless)

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 5

Beetle Giant, Bombardier 5: [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(19)] [WvA: slashing v Ring Mail (-1)] [d20-1 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 15 vs. 10 ] [AC: 15 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 12

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Pathetic thoughtless footwork)

Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Pathetic thoughtless footwork): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(19)] [WvA: slashing v Studded Leather (-2)] [d20-2 = 0]

Attack [0] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Thistle] [Hit-AC: 19 vs. 10 ] [AC: 19 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Lithe)

Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Lithe): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(19)] [WvA: slashing v Ring Mail (-1)] [d20-1 = 1]

Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 18 vs. 10 ] [AC: 18 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Apologetic giggle)

[TURN] Thistle

Carissa (Raelynn): (can Howard bandage and door back? Or do you want Thistle to bandage so Howard can focus on pull back?)

BOB Howard can only do one or the other

Raelynn: binds Yout's wounds

Lisa (Howard Plum): no more door spells for him - I hope if thistle can kill this one he can just pull yout out w/o a hassle

Thistle: binds Yout's wounds

Carissa (Thistle): (ooh wait take back)

BOB ok

Carissa (Thistle): (I thought he could door back let's see)

Thistle: [ATTACK (M)] Chain [THACO(17)] [+1] [d20-2 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Pathetic thoughtless footwork)] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 4 ] [AC: 5 ] [MISS]

TMO: Swing Through is probably in Combat and Tactics, and that's not an available module here yet, and all my books are packed away, sorry.

Lisa (Howard Plum): he has spells that don't work on hard shelled creatures (of course)

[TURN] Mammal, Boar, Wild

Carissa (Thistle): figures for both)

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 2

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 10

[TURN] Howard Plum

Carissa (Thistle): (but at least it's focused on her so maybe he can still pull back)(

Carissa (Thistle): (and potentially have Licornah bind?)

TMO: I *may* have a pdf though, looking

Lisa (Howard Plum): bleed out should take 7 more rounds to be safe. He was at -1 when he died and now next round so at -2?

BOB yes to Lisa

Lisa (Howard Plum): can't wait to bind until he gets closer to 10

Carissa (Thistle): (yeah it doesn't look like FG shows us below 0)

BOB On round 10 he is at -2

BOB It is the gravestone on the Token, grey for dying, solid for dead

Carissa (Thistle): (oh wait Combat Tracker does but you have to do minimal math)

Lisa (Howard Plum): to pull yout out with that one alive is a to hit?

Carissa (Thistle): lithe was attacking Thistle so maybe not....

Lisa (Howard Plum): yes or no pls?

TMO: It is not mentioned in Combat & Tactics

Carissa (Thistle): (wait pathetic not lithe)

BOB Howard can pull Youtargim out without a hit

Lisa (Howard Plum): thx

Howard Plum: grabs Youtargim and pulls him away from the fight

[TURN] Licornah

Carissa (Thistle): (and towards the dark side...)

Lisa (Howard Plum): lol

Thistle: (LINK)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): How do I measure again without moving?

Licornah: [DAMAGE] Cure Serious Wounds [TYPE: untyped (2d8+1=4)] [2d8+1 = 4]

[4] -> [to Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Lithe)] [STATUS: Moderate]

[TURN] Talwin - [Giant-kin, 2-handed sword; DMGX:2]

Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [THACO(13)] [d20 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Pathetic thoughtless footwork)] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 4 ] [AC: 1 ] [Location: Finger(s)] [HIT]

Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [x2] [TYPE: S (d10+6=22)] [b10+6 = 22]

Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [x2] [TYPE: S (d10+6=26)] [b10+6 = 26]

[26] -> [to Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Pathetic thoughtless footwork)] [INSTANT DEATH] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): dang

Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [THACO(13)] [d20 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Impulsive footwork)] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 4 ] [AC: 9 ] [MISS]

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): That's what it gets for tap dancing instead of fighting

Michael (Talwin): The dice gods are not with me tonight Lisa. Sorry

[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4]

Michael (Talwin): Can Indigo Retreat?

BOB I applied the damage instead of healing to that beetle Lorie

Carissa (Thistle): was she attacking the beetle or meaning to heal someone?

BOB She healed a beetle by 4

BOB I reversed it to damage by 4

Carissa (Thistle): I saw, meant it might be worth clarifying with her if she meant to do cause wounds or if she meant to heal someone and targetted wrong

BOB and it is a touch spell

Lisa (Howard Plum): Indigo is stunned Michael

Carissa (Thistle): (well yeah that too)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): how do measure

Lisa (Howard Plum): otherwise he wouldn't be just hanging out :)

Carissa (Thistle): (right click -> arrow/pointer -> draw)

BOB for Lemon you can draw an arrow, or you can press down with both mouse buttons and use that to measure

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): what is that in yards

Carissa (Thistle): (drew one for you if that helps)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): thank you

Lorie (Licornah): (I need to head out in about 15 minutes, I have to be up at 6 for an all day toastmasters conference)

BOB 37 yards

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): fudge, i just closed the map

BOB no worries Lorie, tomorrow I am doing election training too

BOB we will get through this and then end

BOB and you get much more fun encounters next week

Lisa (Howard Plum): this is fun

[TURN] Raelynn

BOB You can join the circus :)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I don't trust that smile

TMO: wow, is it that late already? time flies when you're transcribing Hell I guess. ;)

BOB yes to Lisa good to have straightforward combat

[ROUND 11]

Michael (Talwin): (I'm just guilty i'm missing when it really matters :( )

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Cowardly stroll) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Cowardly stroll)

[TURN] Indigo - [Deafened; [D: 2] | Deafened; [D: 6] | Stunned; [D: 8]]

Lisa (Howard Plum): just pls don't lag

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Skeletal)

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Impulsive footwork)

BOB Indigo just got unlucky with the stunning for that long

Lisa (Howard Plum): bob is making the combat a gazillion miles away if we don't run to it it will take hours to get to it

BOB has only been 4 of the 8 rounds

Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Impulsive footwork): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(19)] [WvA: slashing v Ring Mail (-1)] [d20-1 = 3]

Attack [3] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 16 vs. 10 ] [AC: 16 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): And it's always like twelve billion things super far away

Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7: [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(19)] [EFFECTS +4] [WvA: slashing v Chainmail (-2)] [d20+2 = 20]

Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Indigo] [Hit-AC: -1 vs. 10 ] [AC: -1 ] [Location: Shoulder, top] [HIT]

Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7: [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (2d6=8)] [2d6 = 8]

[8] -> [to Indigo]

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Cool stride)

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Blameworthy whimsical attitude) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Blameworthy whimsical attitude)

[TURN] Reven / Lipthink (giant sword)

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Undersized) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Undersized)

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Shoulderless)

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 5

Beetle Giant, Bombardier 5: [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(19)] [EFFECTS +4] [WvA: slashing v Chainmail (-2)] [d20+2 = 18]

Attack [18] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Indigo] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 10 ] [AC: 1 ] [Location: Head, top] [HIT]

Lisa (Howard Plum): Indigo has always run to combat - he doesn't know how not to fight when there is fighting to be done - he just sucked tonight

Beetle Giant, Bombardier 5: [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (2d6=9)] [2d6 = 9]

Effect ['Unconscious;DMGO:1'] -> [to Indigo]

[9] -> [to Indigo] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 3] [STATUS: Dying (-3)]

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 12

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Pathetic thoughtless footwork)

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Lithe)

Lisa (Howard Plum): and there goes my baby

Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Lithe): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(19)] [WvA: slashing v Ring Mail (-1)] [d20-1 = 18]

Attack [18] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 10 ] [AC: 1 ] [Location: Chest] [HIT]

Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Lithe): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (2d6=10)] [2d6 = 10]

[10] -> [to Talwin] [STATUS: Moderate]

Carissa (Thistle): Thistle will grab him

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Apologetic giggle)

[TURN] Thistle

Michael (Talwin): (We'll make sure he doesn't die)

Thistle: grabs Indigo and pulls him away

[TURN] Mammal, Boar, Wild

Michael (Talwin): (I'm sensing the metaphor that the bad guys always win :) )

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 10

Lisa (Howard Plum): thank you!

Carissa (Thistle): always

[TURN] Howard Plum

Howard Plum: binds Youtargim's wounds

[TURN] Licornah

Licornah: [DAMAGE] Cure Light Wounds [TYPE: untyped (d8=2)] [d8 = 2]

[2] -> [to Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Lithe)]

[TURN] Talwin - [Giant-kin, 2-handed sword; DMGX:2]

Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [THACO(13)] [d20 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Lithe)] [Hit-AC: -2 vs. 4 ] [AC: -2 ] [Location: Shoulder, top] [HIT]

Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [THACO(13)] [d20 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 4 ] [AC: 8 ] [MISS]

Youtargim's health adjusted by +3

Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [THACO(13)] [d20 = 18]

Attack [18] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Beetle Giant, Bombardier 5] [Hit-AC: -5 vs. 4 ] [AC: -5 ] [Location: Face, lower side] [HIT]

Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [THACO(13)] [d20 = 20]

Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Lithe)] [Hit-AC: -7 vs. 4 ] [AC: -7 ] [Location: Thigh] [CRITICAL HIT]

Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [THACO(13)] [d20 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Beetle Giant, Bombardier 5] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 4 ] [AC: 4 ] [Location: Forearm, back] [HIT]

Talwin: Sorry, those two needed to be damage. Ignore the last two

Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [x2] [TYPE: S (d10+6=20)] [b10+6 = 20]

[20] -> [to Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Lithe)] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 13] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [x2] [TYPE: S (d10+6=16)] [b10+6 = 16]

[16] -> [to Beetle Giant, Bombardier 5] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 7] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4]

Michael (Talwin): We are getting there...

[TURN] Raelynn

[ROUND 12]

GM: Morale Check Results: -------------------- did not require check: "'Mammal, Boar, Wild'","'Centipede, Giant (Cowardly stroll)'","'Centipede, Giant (Undersized)'","'Beetle Giant, Bombardier 12'","'Centipede, Giant 8'","'Centipede, Giant (Furry)'","'Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Impulsive footwork)'","'Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Skeletal)'","'Centipede, Giant (Skinny)'","'Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Shoulderless)'","'Centipede, Giant (Hulking)'","'Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7'","'Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Apologetic giggle)'","'Centipede, Giant (Disgusting titter)'","'Centipede, Giant (Shockingly flabby)'","'Beetle Giant, Bombardier 10'","'Centipede, Giant (Regretful insincere giggle)'","'Centipede, Giant (Blameworthy whimsical attitude)'","'Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Cool stride)'" --------------------

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Impulsive footwork)

Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Impulsive footwork): [DAMAGE] Fire Cloud [TYPE: fire (3d4=3)] [3d4 = 3]

[3] -> [to Talwin]

Effect ['Deafened'] -> [to Talwin] [by Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Impulsive footwork)]

BOB Talwin is deafened

BOB save versus breath weapon to avoid being stunned

Talwin: [SAVE] vs. Breath [d20 = 2]

Save [2] [Target 12] -> [for Talwin] [FAILURE]

Talwin: Ugh

Effect ['Stunned'] -> [to Talwin] [by Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Impulsive footwork)]

Michael (Talwin): Whelp. I got nothing

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7

Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7: [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(19)] [EFFECTS +4] [WvA: slashing v Ring Mail (-1)] [d20+3 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 10 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Cool stride)

[TURN] Thistle

Thistle: binds wounds

[TURN] Mammal, Boar, Wild

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 10

[TURN] Licornah

Indigo's health adjusted by +4

Licornah: [DAMAGE] Cure Light Wounds [TYPE: untyped (d8=3)] [d8 = 3]

[3] -> [to Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7] [STATUS: Light]

[TURN] Talwin - [Giant-kin, 2-handed sword; DMGX:2 | Deafened; [D: 9] | Stunned; [D: 7]]

Lisa (Howard Plum): did we skip howard?

Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7's health adjusted by -6

Lisa (Howard Plum): no sorry thought we changed rounds

BOB DOH yes we did sorry

BOB Howard is up

Lisa (Howard Plum): no howard bound Yout

BOB ok

Lisa (Howard Plum): thought that was last round since we lost so many players

Michael (Talwin): (Stunned means that He can't do anything)

Michael (Talwin): (Right? Talwin?)

BOB Both Indigo and Youtargim are at 1, walking wounded

BOB yes to Talwin stunned until round 16

[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4]

Lisa (Howard Plum): indigo can fight at walking wounded?

BOB no

BOB right now is unconcious still

Carissa (Thistle): I thought walking wounded?

Lisa (Howard Plum): so sleeping wounded :)

BOB needs a cure light to bring him up to able to hobble along

Michael (Talwin): So...what round is this?

Bixi Fizzlebang: Bixi Fizzlebang cast a spell NOT memorized.

BOB round 12

Bixi Fizzlebang: [CAST] Cause Fear [at Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Impulsive footwork)]

Michael (Talwin): Oh my god we're all going to di

Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Impulsive footwork): [SAVE] vs. Spell [d20 = 19]

Save [19] [Target 17] -> [for Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Impulsive footwork)] [vs Bixi Fizzlebang] [TARGET-SAVED]

Lisa (Howard Plum): no we aren't

[TURN] Raelynn

Carissa (Thistle): (one heavily wounded and one healthy - we'll figure it out)

BOB What spell was that Lemon?

Talwin: Talwin tried to end their turn when it wasn't their turn.

Carissa (Thistle): (how far for sprint? only 120 or can she go farther?)

BOB full move is 120 a run is 240

TMO: Craigh to the rescue? ;) *random martial art noises*

BOB just nothing else after all that movement

BOB and she does need a Con check

Raelynn: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 2]

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): cause fear

BOB and see you still have Craigh and Zay to save you too

Lisa (Howard Plum): lol tmo

Carissa (Thistle): (that's fine, at least she's up there now at a run)

[ROUND 13]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Cowardly stroll) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Cowardly stroll)

Lisa (Howard Plum): I was saving them for when the centipedes paralyzed all of us

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Impulsive footwork)

Carissa (Thistle): (if they're busy eating, maybe we can just rush past them)

Michael (Talwin): Next time, I'm l etting them come to us

Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Impulsive footwork): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(19)] [EFFECTS +4] [WvA: slashing v Ring Mail (-1)] [d20+3 = 18]

Attack [18] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 10 ] [AC: 1 ] [Location: Head, top] [HIT]

Lisa (Howard Plum): we have a wagon!

Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Impulsive footwork): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (2d6=10)] [2d6 = 10]

[10] -> [to Talwin]

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7

Michael (Talwin): Eh, we can always get more horses. People are harder

Carissa (Thistle): (we'll toss the vultures in to feed them more!)

Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7: [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(19)] [d20 = 2]

Attack [2] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7] [Hit-AC: 17 vs. 4 ] [AC: 17 ] [MISS]

Lisa (Howard Plum): I was thinking that too Carissa - just get rid of these last 2

Carissa (Thistle): (yeah and I think there is a spell to hide our movement if needed but will worry about that in a min)

BOB I did check their morale too once you killed the previous ones, but with Talwin being stunned they did not need a check

[TURN] Thistle

TMO: *casts Kamehameha*

Lisa (Howard Plum): yes they claim victory as their enemies are stunned into submission - we get it

Lisa (Howard Plum): :)

Carissa (Thistle): (cancel that)

BOB HAH that is a nice touch Lisa

BOB So many good quotes from this

Thistle: [ATTACK (M)] Chain [THACO(17)] [+1] [d20-2 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Impulsive footwork)] [Hit-AC: 13 vs. 4 ] [AC: 13 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Mammal, Boar, Wild

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 10

[TURN] Howard Plum

BOB On the positive side both Indigo and Youtargim are not stunned anymore or deaf

Lisa (Howard Plum): lol just unconscious

BOB see quote

Howard Plum: [ATTACK (M)] Dagger [THACO(18)] [d20 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 4 ] [AC: 1 ] [Location: Shoulder, side] [HIT]

Howard Plum: [DAMAGE (M)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (d4=1)] [d4 = 1]

[1] -> [to Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7] [STATUS: Critical]

[TURN] Licornah

Carissa (Thistle): (learning from Bran I see)

Lisa (Howard Plum): we have to kill them

Lisa (Howard Plum): Howard is doing better than Indigo tonight

Carissa (Thistle): lol yes I know, Thistle is also trying

Carissa (Thistle): (as long as Howard doesn't learn from Indigo's example)

Lisa (Howard Plum): I know she is!

Lorie (Licornah): (Okay all, have a great evening... take care)

'Lorie' disconnected

Carissa (Thistle): (oof the timing)

[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4]

Lisa (Howard Plum): Goodnight Lorie!

BOB Bixi, Rae, Howard

Bixi Fizzlebang: Bixi Fizzlebang cast a spell NOT memorized.

Bixi Fizzlebang: [CAST] Cause Fear [at Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Impulsive footwork)]

Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Impulsive footwork): [SAVE] vs. Spell [d20 = 10]

Save [10] [Target 17] -> [for Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Impulsive footwork)] [vs Bixi Fizzlebang] [TARGET-FAILED]

[TURN] Raelynn

Raelynn: [ATTACK (R)] Sling (Bullet) [THACO(18)] [d20-3 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (R)] [at Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 4 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

[ROUND 14]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Cowardly stroll) - [(SAVE: -1)]

[TURN] Centipede, Giant (Cowardly stroll)

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7

Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7: [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(19)] [d20 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Howard Plum] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 10 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

Lisa (Howard Plum): hey!

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier (Cool stride)

Carissa (Thistle): rude

[TURN] Thistle

Lisa (Howard Plum): he better not be getting his friends

Thistle: [ATTACK (M)] Chain [THACO(17)] [+2] [d20-1 = 14]

Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 4 ] [AC: 3 ] [Location: Shoulder, side] [HIT]

Thistle: [DAMAGE (M)] Chain [TYPE: bludgeoning (d4+1=2)] [d4+1 = 2]

[2] -> [to Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7]

Lisa (Howard Plum): he is too scared of Howard to stay and fight! :D

[TURN] Mammal, Boar, Wild

Lisa (Howard Plum): Nice!!

[TURN] Beetle Giant, Bombardier 10

[TURN] Howard Plum

Carissa (Thistle): so closeee

Howard Plum: [ATTACK (M)] Dagger [THACO(18)] [d20 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 4 ] [AC: 3 ] [Location: Face, lower side] [HIT]

Howard Plum: [DAMAGE (M)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (d4=2)] [d4 = 2]

[2] -> [to Beetle Giant, Bombardier 7] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 1] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Carissa (Thistle): nice!!

Lisa (Howard Plum): Yay!!!

[TURN] Talwin - [Giant-kin, 2-handed sword; DMGX:2 | Deafened; [D: 9] | Stunned; [D: 7]]

[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4]

Talwin: Talwin tried to end their turn when it wasn't their turn.

Bixi Fizzlebang has delayed their turn until the end of round.

[TURN] Raelynn

Raelynn: Come on. Let's just toss them the dead bird and move on!

Thistle: Come on. Let's just toss them the dead bird and move on!

BOB Ok I say we pause combat here

Howard Plum: I agree. let us leave this foul place

BOB Fowl

Carissa (Thistle): No pause. We're running

Lisa (Howard Plum): was debating to type it that way

Carissa (Thistle): I don't wanna fight these dang things next week

Carissa (Thistle): Also light wounds from Rae isn't working

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): agreed

BOB pointing out that right now the rest of the mess up there is not disturbed, busy eating

Lisa (Howard Plum): if we can get to the wagon and make a couple molotov cocktails to toss as we ride by

Raelynn: [INIT] [MOD:Cure Light Wounds][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+5 = 13]

BOB If you want to get closer to them

Thistle: There it is?

BOB then you will trigger them

Lisa (Howard Plum): by setting them on fire?

BOB no Rae just rolled Int

Raelynn: [CAST] Cure Light Wounds

Raelynn: [HEAL] Cure Light Wounds [d8 = 6]

BOB there you go

Raelynn: [HEAL] Cure Light Wounds [d8 = 7]

Carissa (Thistle): (give one to each)

BOB so both Indigo and Youtargim are walking wounded

BOB can be in the wagon

Lisa: I don't care if those stink beetles get triggered

BOB can speak but not do anything until fully healed

Lisa: then we just need to wait til Talwin gets unstunned

Carissa (Thistle): We can drag him back

Pass Without Trace, 10' Radius

Carissa (Thistle): Rae has this if that might help get pass them

BOB Ok so who has animal handling to deal with the paniced horses as you try to push and run them past that carrion pile

Lisa: only 4 rounds

Carissa (Thistle): unfortunately our horse handler just left

Carissa (Thistle): but we can cast calm animal

Carissa (Thistle): or command

BOB That is why I was saying out of combat to at least know what your options are and come up with an idea rather than just clicking off rounds

Lisa: we are 2-3 rounds away from the wagon right now

Lisa: by the time we get back there Talwin should be awake

Carissa (Thistle): and with two who almost died, I'm just trying to wipe my hands of this encounter

Lisa: I know - no priests have a good fire spell

Carissa (Thistle): or any at all

Lisa: Howard can blind them with glitterdust as we get close to going by so they hopefully will stay put being blind

Lisa: but still need to deal with stench and scared horses

Carissa (Thistle): yeah

Carissa (Thistle): I think one of hte only real damage spells Rae has is lightning

Carissa (Thistle): But that might make horses panick more

Michael (Talwin): We could just turn around for awhileand rest up. By the tiem we get back, the Carrion will all be eaten

Michael (Talwin): And they will have dispersed

Michael (Talwin): I want to wash my hands of this honestly

Carissa (Raelynn): that's also true

Carissa (Raelynn): what about animate dead on the carcass to move it? and then they might follow it?

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I'm always in favor of resting. We can heal up and whatever

Lisa: I want to set them all on fire and watch them burn personally

Carissa (Raelynn): lol yes first choice as well

Raelynn: did anyone bring a fireball scroll?

TMO: Craigh does not carry any offensive spell scrolls at the moment, sorry

Lisa: howard has wall of sand - I was looking at it but it is only 4 ft long per level so 32 ft isn't really going to do much

TMO: put the wall of sand on top of them

Lisa: it is 8 ft thick

Lisa: not enough to get them all but would do some dmg

TMO: does it have to be a straight line? curve it around on top of each one

Carissa (Raelynn): I wonder how much

Lisa: doesn't say

[ROUND 15]

BOB Walls are straight lines yes

TMO: boo

Youtargim's health adjusted by +1

Carissa (Raelynn): yeah only spell I think of damage use is lightning here from my end

Youtargim's health adjusted by -1

Carissa (Raelynn): how's the weather?

Lisa: I can't draw for some reason

BOB Not sure Lisa

BOB I am trying to fix Youtargim, not letting me put him at healed

BOB checking weather

Carissa (Raelynn): You should be able to click the quill?

Lisa: I was measuring earlier and thought it wasn't making a dent in the group on the ground

Weather Report Location: Forest, Mid Winter Day 22, Dawn Precipitation: Light Rain Wind: Low Winds Temperature: Cold 35°F / 2°C

Weather Report Location: Forest, Mid Winter Day 22, Midday Precipitation: Light Rain Wind: No Wind Temperature: Cold 41°F / 5°C

Weather Report Location: Forest, Mid Winter Day 22, Afternoon Precipitation: Heavy Rain Wind: No Wind Temperature: Cold 48°F / 9°C

Carissa (Raelynn): Rain!

Michael (Talwin): Sleet, snow. We deliver death in all weather!

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol

Carissa (Raelynn): any other ideas from Howard or want to try lightning? I believe we'll all be safely far from it

Youtargim's health adjusted by +50

Carissa (Raelynn): maybe Bixi can sweet talk the horses to calm them

Youtargim's health adjusted by +0

Youtargim's health adjusted by -33

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I can try

BOB Ok so Talwin is back to normal

Michael (Talwin): OK People. What should I do

BOB Youtargim is walking wounded

BOB Indigo is walking wounded

BOB It is noonish

Michael (Talwin): Then, I'm helping them and frankly, I would order a retreat for now.

BOB you can wait till the start of next week to deal with this

Michael (Talwin): People? Next week?

Howard Plum: sorry had to step away for a sec

Michael (Talwin): Or help now? I'm sure as shit not rushing back to kill stuff

Lisa: lightning sound like a beautiful thing to me

Carissa (Raelynn): okay then we can do that

Talwin: Talwin tried to end their turn when it wasn't their turn.

BOB You will be at this same situation with the road but you will have a moment to think

Lisa: what is the blast radius?

Carissa (Raelynn): I just wanted confirmation

Carissa (Raelynn): 10 ft

Carissa (Raelynn): with a cast range of 360 yards

Carissa (Raelynn): and can cast multiple bolts with one spell if she wants if concentration doesn't break

Lisa: that would be best

Lisa: can't measure but was more than 30 ft across them

Carissa (Raelynn): if any escape first round she can hit them second round

BOB So Rae stands there and blasts lightning bolts from the sky into the mess of them

Lisa: yes!

Carissa (Raelynn): yah

BOB How many bolts total and the damage for each bolt is?

Raelynn: [DAMAGE] Call Lightning [TYPE: lightning (8d8=33)] [8d8 = 33]

Carissa (Raelynn): one bolt per round

Carissa (Raelynn): save means half damage

Effect ['Call Lightning'] -> [to Raelynn]

Lisa: no saves for dirty dead flesh eaters

Call Lightning

Raelynn: [CAST] Call Lightning

Raelynn: [SAVE VS] Call Lightning [HALF ON SAVE]

BOB So you need to do 85 total points of damage

Carissa (Raelynn): it's 33 damage PER insect

Raelynn: so unless they all have HP of 85...

BOB but only in a ten foot space

Carissa (Raelynn): per bolt

Carissa (Raelynn): so 33 damage per insect per round with new damage roll next round and ability to move where it strikes

BOB how many bolts total?

Carissa (Raelynn): 6

BOB I will say that 6 bolts of lightning, doing that much damage scattered over a 600 square foot area is more than enough to fry them all to a crisp

Carissa (Raelynn): I sure hope so

BOB including catching any last bits on fire even in the rain

Carissa (Raelynn): I mean she can stop BEFORE 6 but also she's mad and wants them all dead

BOB and everyone can be in awe of Raelynn's wrath

Carissa (Raelynn): No one is allowed to almost die on her watch. She's very unhappy.

Youtargim: WOW Indigo, she must really be upset that I was hurt

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Are we still in turns? Can I calm the horses now?

Youtargim: and you too

Thistle: I've notice she really, really doesn't like when people get hurt badly.

BOB Yes to calming the horses from all the wrath of the goddess

Howard Plum: You are a very powerful woman Miss Raelynn

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): So can I just cast it on the pig as a proxy or?

BOB yes

TMO: good think Raelynn stepped up. Craigh was about to really whoop some ass

Howard Plum: You have saved us this morning

Carissa (Raelynn): (lmao)

BOB grins

Raelynn: smiles

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): oops, the thing I thought did that is something else hold on

Raelynn: Only doing my part. But I very much dislike when people I like get hurt.

Michael (Talwin): And i'm going to bed :) Glad we all lived :)

BOB yes

Lisa (Howard Plum): Goodnight Michael!

Talwin: Night!

BOB damaged and ready to come back swinging

'Michael' disconnected

Carissa (Raelynn): (night michael!)

Lisa (Howard Plum): Thank you for coming to the rescue

TMO: I'm about halfway thru transcribing chapter 1. sheesh

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I'm not sure I have anything

BOB sorry for that TMO

TMO: it's just a lot of typing is all

BOB but it will be good to have it done, hope you get to make money on it too

Howard Plum: Can we put blankets or something on the horses so they don't smell it or see if and we can walk them by?

Howard Plum: I have heard of blinders for horses to try to keep them calm

Raelynn: Well it smells more like roast meat than dead things now... maybe that'll work.

BOB for the Calendars I think all you need to do is change the XML heading code inside to create the new files

Howard Plum: That would be good

Raelynn: Between that and Bixi, we can hopefully pass through here now.

BOB Yes to being able to move along the road

Lisa: good news

TMO: I will try to get Calendars updated this weekend if possible

Carissa (Raelynn): woo!

BOB It is not critical TMO

BOB do what you like

Lisa: can you export the pdf to a word or rtf file to make it more cut and paste rather than transcribing it all?

BOB I think not a high enough quality scan to do that?

BOB Hmmmm,

Lisa: oh

Carissa: if you can get a trial of Adobe DC you can copy and past the text. It reads even old text well.

BOB let me look on my shelf

TMO: I don't have obs ability that I know of.

TMO: and reliability of obs is always questionable.

Lisa: I have adobe pro I can look at it if you want

Branwyn: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 19) [SUCCESS by 12] [d20 = 7]

Branwyn: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 19) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 17]

BOB grins

Branwyn: rolled 2x too

Carissa: There you go

Branwyn: weird

BOB I was cleaning and found a second copy of Guide to Hell the other day

Branwyn: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 19) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 10]

Lisa: hmmm

BOB I could take it to work and put it through the scanner there

Lisa: that would be nice if the original scan isn't great

BOB Thinking I can use the paper cutter to slice and then feed through

TMO: the section titles use a weird font would be one potential problem.

TMO: but those are easily replaced - I gotta type them currently anyways

BOB I will put it in the car so the next time I am at Main I can try that for you

BOB have to go there Sat or Mon

BOB It was a good night

TMO: sure, if we can replace large blocks of it from typing into copy/paste, that'd speed it up immensely

BOB good hard combat

BOB Lots of XP

BOB no treasure

Lisa: good

Lisa: didn't figure we would get any from that

Carissa: not sure we want their bloated carcass treature

Carissa: "you found an eyeball!"

BOB grins

Lisa: yay?

TMO: acid or body parts as spell components or ink

Lisa: lol

BOB too bad you did not hit the wagon and send it flying down the road at 88 miles an hour

Lisa: lol

Carissa: she has limited power

Carissa: also that'd probably kill the horses and set it on fire...

BOB this is also true

Lisa: going back to the 1950s is not a good plan

Carissa: please no

BOB very very true

BOB have a great night everyone

Lisa: Thank you all

Lisa: Goodnight!

BOB I will do my part tomorrow with voting

Carissa: Night!

Bixi Fizzlebang: goodnight friends

TMO: hugs for all

BOB HUGS

Lisa: be safe with that

'Lemon' disconnected

'Carissa' disconnected

'Lisa' disconnected

BOB Just Training tomorrow

---------------------------------------- Connected users ---------------------------------------- TMO

BOB Night TMO

TMO: g'nite