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Chat Log - 2022 07 29 - Searching for Alexandria - Formatted - Story

'LordBiBo' connected

GM: Hello

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: I see my portrait

GM: I do not

GM: reload please

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: reload?

GM: and send to me and I can put it into the correct folder

GM: did you pick one from here?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: no, picked it locally

GM: in the Assets? or did you upload your own?

GM: yeah so it is a blank box right now

GM: You can drop it in the Discord and I can upload correctly

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: oh poop. I don't have it. forgot, I changed computers

'springdew' connected

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Advanced Effect ['Gauntlets of Ogre Power;BSTR: 18; BPSTR: 100'] -> [to Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal] [by Gauntlets of Ogre Power]

GM: Hello Spring

'mharmon1' connected

GM: and hey there Michael

'MadamePsychosis' connected

GM: and welcome Lisa

springdew: i thought the emergency was over but i was wrong

springdew: Author - CoreRPG version 6.0.\rby Celestian, 2017-2021\r---\r/author help for options.

GM: No worries Spring, hang out as you can

GM: and you missed the afk

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: hm... can't find the image online, buuuut I think I sent it to you in facebook

GM: Sure will get it from there in a bit

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: gotta crop it for fg. will send it in discord when it's done

GM: ok

User has gone AFK. (springdew)

MadamePsychosis: Hello all :)

User is back. (springdew)

Folder assets refreshed.

Springity Thingity: i only know how to AFK when i can get into a character and there were 0 characters available when i logged in

springdew: i thought the emergency was over but i was wrong

mharmon1: I have arrived. Hi all

mharmon1: Hope you are well

MadamePsychosis: Hi Michael :)

mharmon1: Its been a rought week, but i'm here

mharmon1: Hi! :)

User has gone AFK. (springdew)

GM: Hello Michael and Lisa

'seyfert' connected

Folder assets refreshed.

'LorieD' connected

'Master TMO' connected

GM: Hello Carissa, Lorie and TMO

Folder assets refreshed.

GM: Not working Marco

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: lol

GM: gave up and put a replacement that makes no sense so that I remember to fix it

MadamePsychosis: are yor r-clicking the image in discord and then clicking save image?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: ahm a dwarf nuw!

MadamePsychosis: that's all you need to do

GM: Apparently not to import for some reason

GM: it is not refreshing and showing the new files I add to the folder while the game is up

GM: like it is supposed to

GM: tried a dozen times

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: you can't safe the file at all?

GM: It saves, it says the file exists in that folder and do I want to overwrite it, but then it does not show up

GM: so giving up for now

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: so it's not showing in fg?

GM: no

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: did you click the reload button

GM: Yes

GM: the refresh assets

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: ::shrug::

GM: a dozen times

GM: exactly

GM: walkign away, will be back in a short bit,

Master TMO: I have no characters available to choose from?

LorieD (Licornah): Okay I'm here - good evening everyone!

GM: back

GM: Hello TMO

'Master TMO' disconnected

seyfert: there we are, hi all

'Master TMO' connected

GM: So I hope everyone is having a good evening

GM: Please do a quick once over with your character to be sure you are where you are supposed to be

Talwin: Been better LOL, but i'm here with friends and that helps

Shi'Nynze: (wrong icon again but not a problem for awhile :) )

GM: Which is it supposed to be?

LorieD (Licornah): (I think it's all there)

GM: That one Carissa?

Shi'Nynze: Yep ty

MadamePsychosis: why are you Shi?

LorieD (Licornah): Happy to not be at work anymore :)

Shi'Nynze: (checking all my sheets)

Shi'Nynze: (if I don't now I'll forget)

MadamePsychosis: ahh

GM: You should be able to go to Images and Leg One to see the only map that is shared

Image: Leg One for Searching for Alexandria

N'laea: (just quiver here but I don't think we added it since we don't know what it does yet - so this is mostly a note for myself for later)

GM: Is it an issue of FG not staying stable?

GM: and to prove my point tonight, I am no longer answering anything in Discord

GM: Keeping everything to this chat

Raelynn: other two look good but I do see I forgot to add leather to Rae's inventory - can I do that now? she had it in kLoOgE but I think I forgot to move it over

GM: I can for you

Raelynn: Please and thank you

Raelynn: She can switch once on water, but at least to be carrying it

Master TMO: getting chat now

'LemonyLemon' connected

GM: It is on her and lsited as Carried not equipped

GM: Glad TMO

GM: and to prove my point tonight, I am no longer answering anything in Discord Keeping everything to this chat

GM: So when you are ready

MadamePsychosis: ok

GM: you have the group looking for a place to stay the evening

Raelynn: (out of Mist or last night in it? I forget)

GM: Out of the Mist

GM: You sleep tonight, one day of travel, and arrive at Loosend the end of the next day

Raelynn: I don't even care if we sleep outside tonight. It's so lovely to be free of that Mist!

Youtargim: It is strange how you get used to it

Indigo: looks around for a good spot to make camp or any sign of villages up ahead

Raelynn: I think you kind of have to or else you'll be useless.

GM: Lots of small villages around, you are out of the Mosskin Estates now, near the Drake Estates

Raelynn: Kind of like when you sprain an ankle, but have to force yourself to keep working so you end up ignoring the pain and forget you sprained it.

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): fyi - the non-vampire Drakes

seyfert (Raelynn): (not sure I ever met them...)

GM: (LINK)

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): think we stopped by one of these trips but nothing major - these are the boring Drakes by comparison :)

mharmon1 (Talwin): back

GM: Laughs, Carissa you will recognize those places

GM: and LOL with Lisa

GM: good Michael

seyfert (Raelynn): LOL yes I do, but still not sure I met them

Indigo: Looks like there are little villages if you don't want to sleep on the side of the road

Craigh: and then they run into Brer doing research

Raelynn: Well... I mean, if it's a choice, I'll always choose a bed. You can't get good sleep outside, you know?

Indigo: Akilah are you still feeling sick?

Master TMO (Craigh): ooc, sorry

Master TMO (Craigh): I'm out of practice

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): lol

Youtargim: You are not really an elf are you Rae

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: I feel better than I was at least. The illness has almost passed completely.

Indigo: Good!

Youtargim: Almost every elf likes being outside that I have met

Raelynn: How many have you met?

Indigo: Let's head to that village over there and see if we can get rooms

Youtargim: oh a dozen or so over the years

Indigo: The elves can sleep outside if they want

Indigo: grins

Raelynn: Well you just haven't met enough.

Raelynn: If you meet the ones at my temple, you'll find they prefer nice, comfy beds, too.

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: I, for one, prefer shelter if it is available.

Raelynn: See?

GM: (LINK)

Youtargim: I will be glad to see you well rested

Indigo: We're almost there and we'll ask

Youtargim: not sure if you will get that sort of rest on the ship

Youtargim: You sleep well at sea Indigo?

Indigo: I sleep good just about everywhere

Raelynn: Ohh don't remind me... then we definitely should sleep somewhere nice while we can.

Youtargim: That is a good sailor

Farmer, young man : Hello there

LorieD (Licornah): See I was thinking this for Shelter: (LINK)

Indigo: That's because I'm tired. I think people that don't do enough to get really tired can have trouble ...

Indigo: Oh hello!

Raelynn: Hello!

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): human farmer says Zayden

Farmer, young man : You look like you are tired

Raelynn: Hmm, that explains your cuticles more...

seyfert (Raelynn): (lol)

Indigo: smiles

mharmon1 (Talwin): lol

LorieD (Licornah): :: ambles up to the group who had somehow got ahead of her ::

LemonyLemon: Ah ha! 6:40 success. Hello everyone!

Indigo: Not as tired as I could be

Farmer, young man : Well you did mention it, nods to Indigo

Raelynn: Yes! We were just thinking of finding somewhere to stop for the night.

Farmer, young man : I can help you find a place to rest

seyfert (Raelynn): (it's 7:40... you're so behind, Lemon)

Raelynn: Oh, really? That'd be lovely! Who are you? I'm Raelynn.

Farmer, young man : You have a big group, and ... an interesting one

Farmer, young man : glances over at the Elves, Gnomes, and boar

Farmer, young man : Looks over at Indigo, you look important, sir?

Indigo: I do? I'm not trying to

Indigo: I'm from Dragon Fen

Farmer, young man : Ahh

Indigo: My name is Indigo

Raelynn: He's very important.

Farmer, young man : OH

Farmer, young man : THE Indigo?

Indigo: grins

'Shislif' connected

Farmer, young man : Didn't you die saving the navy or something?

Indigo: Yup. You know me still?

Farmer, young man : My grand dad used to talk about you before he died

Indigo: No. I went to another place and got stuck in time. But I'm back

Indigo: I'm sorry for that

Farmer, young man : No he said good things about you

Bixi Fizzlebang: What are your names?

Indigo: I meant I'm sorry he died

Farmer, young man : and what place is stuck in time?

Farmer, young man : that seems strange

Farmer, young man : Well I like to be called Clint

Indigo: It was the elf plane that's not on this world

Farmer, young man : but my name is actually Slow

Indigo: Slow?

Indigo: That's like the elf plane!

Indigo: laughs

Farmer, young man : Yeah, my Pa named me

Shislif: hi everybody!

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): Hi Sharif!

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): The gang's all here!

seyfert (Raelynn): (hi!)

LorieD (Licornah): (Evening Sharif)

Raelynn: We'll call you Clint if you prefer that. It's a nice name!

Farmer, young man : Thanks

Shislif: still loading

Clint : so how many of you need a bed?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: I would be assuming all of us would.

Raelynn: Well I would like one, at least.

Clint : Really?

Indigo: Licornah?

Clint : I thought elves slept in trees.

Bixi Fizzlebang: And somewhere for Knotty, of course

Clint : They eat sticks and berries afterall

Licornah: Oh! Evening I was trailing behind, yes please!

Clint : close to food

Thistle: Nah, just Kel. And I suppose N'laea, but they aren't here.

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Dang, this world is so full of prejudices

Indigo: I can sleep on the floor if you don't have room

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Sir, where I come from, trees are scarce.

Shislif: still loading...

Raelynn: And sticks only if we're making bark tea or something.

Clint : Your parents called you knotty? looking at Bixi, I guess they did not like you either huh

Raelynn: Hmm or have a toothache...

seyfert (Raelynn): (LOL)

Clint : Your hair is not that bad

Bixi Fizzlebang: Why would I call myself by my own name?

Bixi Fizzlebang: I'm Bixi, Knotty is my noble steed

Clint : You asked me my name..... steed? Noble? What did he do to get knighted?

Clint : OH Sir Indigo! I am sorry sir

Bows

Indigo: laughs

Bixi Fizzlebang: Ugh. Can one of the humans explain it to him?

Indigo: No the boar hasn't been knighted

Bixi Fizzlebang: Clearly something is getting lost in translation here

Thistle: Wait until Talwin catches up and introduces what's-his-face....

Clint : Please tell me what I can to do help you and your servants

Indigo: She just likes to baby it

Bixi Fizzlebang: rolls eyes

Shislif: Yay I'm in!

Clint : Very well

User has gone AFK. (Master TMO)

Indigo: No servants. Just friends

Indigo: We are all equals

Clint : I can get 4 or 5 beds for you

Raelynn: Ones who'd like a place to sleep. Some of us preferring beds.

Licornah: :: eyebrow raise and ponders what folks believe about this gorup ::

Indigo: That would be great. Thank you

Clint : My Pa would be honored to have you Sir Indigo

Clint : and I am pretty sure I can find a place for the elves

Clint : Is the boar... knotty... safe to have around other sows? Is he fixed?

Bixi Fizzlebang: Um... I haven't checked. Licornah?

Licornah: :: ponders and peeks :: Ummm... all the equipment appears intact

GM: LOL it has been over 24 hours you have been riding him now, you can make it up

Thistle: Just look behind him?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: I can arrange it if it is needed.

Youtargim: Barbers are quite good with a blade

Youtargim: It would be a good example for you

Bixi Fizzlebang: No, I think he's good. I'll stay with him if you have a cot or something... make sure to keep him out of trouble

Youtargim: I am sure it would be quick

Thistle: Or some rope. Tie it and leave it and, poof! Problem solved in a day or two.

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: very quick procedure

Youtargim: Oh Thistle knows her stuff

Youtargim: You could make a good quarter master

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Rope works but it is a pain to the animal.

Youtargim: shape up or I will tie your balls off

Indigo: laughs

Thistle: I'm good with rope.

Shislif (Zayden): Is Zayden awake?

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): sure

Licornah [Speak with Animals]: [Translation] :: looks at Knotty :: Bixi is going to go to sleep and needs you to not wander off or visit the other boars ::

:: looks at Knotty :: Bixi is going to go to sleep and needs you to not wander off or visit the other boars ::

[understood by: Licornah]

GM: yes you are looking for a place

seyfert (Thistle): (haven't slept yet)

Shislif (Zayden): cool

Bixi Fizzlebang: Yeah, going to have to decline those services, thanks anyway

Knotty, Boar [Speak with Animals]: [Translation] Snorts, why would I want other boars? Sniffs, Sniffs, it smells like there are better things to get close to

Snorts, why would I want other boars? Sniffs, Sniffs, it smells like there are better things to get close to

[understood by: Licornah]

Thistle: Well you know, you could probably charge some farmers for his... services. He's a circus pig. That's good pedigree, yeah?

Licornah [Speak with Animals]: [Translation] :: nods :: we are guests here so need you to not get us in trouble

:: nods :: we are guests here so need you to not get us in trouble

[understood by: Licornah]

Bixi Fizzlebang: Thistle, I honestly have no idea

Clint : Does a circus pig know more?

Bixi Fizzlebang: Especially in this part of the world

Thistle: Apparently he does tricks!

Clint : What kind of tricks can he do?

Clint : OH

Clint : I can get my friends

Clint : and we can charge them

Clint : have a show

Clint : I will be right back, just stop at the first red barn on the right

Thistle: OH! You should give him a flyer, Indigo. Probably better than just a Knotty show.

Zayden: Would such a show desire any musical interludes?

Runs ahead, calling out a couple of names

Zayden: I'm Zayden by the way, nice to meet you Clint! Apologies for my earlier daydreaming

Thistle: ....and there he goes. Oh well, we can put on our own circus.

Youtargim: Looks like he got too excited Zayden

Indigo: I was going to give him a flyer. Don't think we should charge for a Knotty show when they are giving us rooms for the night

Youtargim: but you might want to practice for the show I guess

Zayden: Boars have that effect on people Yout

Zayden smiles

Bixi Fizzlebang: Not another show

Bixi Fizzlebang: People here do not get gnomish humor

Indigo: Would you even let Knotty do a show Bixi?

Licornah [W Comm]: :: turns to Bixi :: I think you're good to sleep... Knotty doesn't want to visit with boars. He must smell the farmer's crops

[understood by: Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal, Talwin, Indigo, Howard Plum, Raelynn, Licornah, Craigh, Bixi Fizzlebang, Zayden]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: You perform naughty shows? Who have I grouped up with exactly?

Indigo: I thought you were retiring him

Bixi Fizzlebang: That would be up to Knotty

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): lol

Bixi Fizzlebang: If he wants to do a show he can do a show

GM: Lorie you can pick the empty slot for languages at the top instead of W Comm if you like, both work for normal conversation

Thistle: Maybe he can do something simple and then the rest of us can do... things. Like Zayden can do his music, and Howard can whistle. Probaly. And some tumbling and... I mean, we pretty much are a circus.

LorieD (Licornah): Okay...mil gracias

Youtargim: Maybe Rae can dance?

Bixi Fizzlebang: Who does tumbling?

Thistle: [SKILL] Tumbling [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 9]

Bixi Fizzlebang: I could probably summon up something interesting I guess

Thistle: performs a fancy backflip and landing

Youtargim: [SKILL] Seamanship [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20 = 10]

Youtargim: [SKILL] Whistling/Humming [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 16]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: While I can tumble, I do not do naughty shows

Bixi Fizzlebang: Oh, wow! Thistle, you should have done the show at that last place

Raelynn: I can dance or sing or, yes.

Thistle: Nah, I don't wanna upstage them.

seyfert (Thistle): (sorry thought you meant circus - my reading is slower than my typing)

Thistle: Nah, that was your show.

Zayden: Sounds good Thistle

GM: You head closer to the village, there is a red barn on the right of the road

GM: there are several buildings, a church, what looks like a bar, and the rest are homes

Thistle: Oooh! Yout, you can whistle? Can you do messages like Howard??

GM: barns and a windmill

Bixi Fizzlebang: Yeah, but it would have been better with you in it

Old Man : Greetings Strangers

Thistle: Hello stranger?

Indigo: Hello!

Licornah: :: nods :: Evening sir

Zayden: Hey there!

Old Man : Are you the group my wild son was talking about?

Indigo: grins

Indigo: Yes Sir

Old Man : Nods, good to know he is not seeing things, just telling fancy tales

Old Man : I suppose we can put you up for a night,

Indigo: Thank you

Indigo: We can pay you

Old Man : No silly things you hear me

LorieD (Licornah): (like, such as?)

Indigo: Ummm silly things?

Thistle: Define silly...

Bixi Fizzlebang: sighs with relief

Old Man : We like to keep life simple here,

Bixi Fizzlebang: No crazy shows, good to know

Zayden: A simple life is a good life, my granpa used to say

Bixi Fizzlebang: What is your name, sir?

Old Man : I can take you three, (points to Lanek, Youtargim, and Zayden) the women stay in the church

Old Man : The mayor has a place for you Sir Indigo

Indigo: Thank you

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): the rest can sleep in the barn

Old Man : and no dangerous stuff! points to Howard, you can stay with Deloris

Zayden: Why must the women stay in the Church? If I may ask?

Thistle: Deloris?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal [A Comm]: [Translation] Everywhere I stay in this cursed land is a church

Everywhere I stay in this cursed land is a church

[understood by: Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal]

Old Man : To keep them safe from your wandering hands

LorieD (Licornah): :: laughs loudly ::

Bixi Fizzlebang: The church sounds fine to me

Zayden: Fair enough! My hands are explorers

Zayden smiles

Old Man : They deserve one night of peace

Howard Plum: Nothing dangerous.

User is back. (Master TMO)

Thistle: Yep. Definitely those guys you have to watch. Yep.

Clint : Pa Pa

Clint : you have to see what they can do

Clint : just wait

Licornah: Agreed, the men do deserve some peace ...

Bixi Fizzlebang: Especially watch out for that one.

Bixi Fizzlebang: points to yout

Clint : Oh hey there, looks at Criag, I did not see you before

Zayden: I enjoy peace

Clint : Where did you come from?

Thistle: Oh! He only has one hand so you don't have to worry about him.

Craigh: I should warn you, if your hands do wander, some locals tend to get a little overzealous about removing the offending limb.

Nods approvingly

Thistle: Yeah yeah I know.,

Old Man : Wait a minute, squints at Talwin

Bixi Fizzlebang: Is that what happened to your arm, Craigh?

Old Man : Are you really a man? or just pretending?

Talwin: Shrugs

Clint : Pa, it is ok

Craigh: winks.

Clint : Why don't you take Sir Indigo over to the Mayor's place, have a drink, relax and hear the stories

seyfert (Thistle): LOL

Craigh: Of course not!

Clint : and I can settle everyone in

Howard Plum: jumps out of wagon

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): drat

Snorts

Indigo: jumps out of wagon

Old Man : You be careful Slow

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): Howard very rarely jumps anywhere

mharmon1 (Talwin): (Are we...jumping?)

Old Man : I will be back before you know it

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): just Indigo

Old Man : Let me introduce you Sir Indigo

Indigo: Thank you

mharmon1 (Talwin): (Would you recommend us all following INdigos lead? LOL)

Indigo: follows the old man

seyfert (Thistle): (he's going to the mayor because he's special)

seyfert (Thistle): (y'all men are going to somewhere else, Howard with Deloris, while the women get the church)

GM: And the old man takes Indigo off to the house with the windmill out back, the two of them settle in with drinks, food, and they listen raptly to Indigo's tales of the war

seyfert (Thistle): (so you know, party split - hope we don't get attacked! :) )

GM: The rest are here at the barn with Clint

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): because if we do, the fight will never end

Zayden: There any chance they gonna attack Indigo or something? Like a trap?

Howard Plum: Oh no. Indigo is fine

Zayden: That's good

Zayden: and what about us?

Howard Plum: He is a knight and admiral and so people like to hear his stories

Thistle: Howard gets to hang out with Deloris.

Howard Plum: Oh nothing will happen to us either

Zayden: Always good news

Old Woman : Hello there young man

Howard Plum: I wonder why I need a special watch person

Looking at Zayden

Zayden: Hello there dear lady

Thistle: Because you're special! With your...um, being you and such!

Old Woman : You look just like the type that needs to be tamed

Zayden: How are you this fine evening?

Thistle: Oh hey, are you Deloris?

Zayden: Many have tried, many have tried

Zayden chuckles

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: snorts

Old Woman : I was told that there was a dangerous young man who would try to tempt people away from here

Craigh: points at Zayden

Thistle: Tempt them how?

Old Woman : So Hrald asked me to take you adie

Old Woman : aside

Zayden: Well I can assure you I am not that young man, all I do is spread joy through music and song

Old Woman : Ahhh I see he was right

Zayden: He was?

Howard Plum: stays quiet

Old Woman : Like that story of the piper who lured all the young women away in the middle of the night with his... flute

Thistle: snickers

Master TMO (Craigh): please tell me this conversation is happening in Penissa

Old Woman : I can see why he wanted me to take you

Zayden: This town seems to be very protective of its women are they not?

Old Woman : with a good firm hand

seyfert (Thistle): (we left there, sorry)

Master TMO (Craigh): damit

Thistle: laughs then coughs to cover it

MadamePsychosis (Howard Plum): lol

Thistle: Yep. That's just what he needs.

Old Woman : Now what are you planning on doing this evening?

Thistle: Clint wanted to see Knotty do some tricks.

Zayden: What does "a good firm hand" imply?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Is this the naughty show?

Old Woman : Don't you worry your pretty head about that, I know just how to handle young men like you

Zayden: I believe we were asked to put on a show, and that is our intention, followed by restful night sleep

Old Woman : I like a good show

Zayden: Then I don't understand the problem

Old Woman : I am glad we are in agreement

Old Woman : Come along then

Thistle: Have fun!

Thistle: pushes Zayden towards her

Grabs Zayden's hand FIRMLY

Zayden: Thistle are we sure this is safe?

Thistle: You got this, man!

and Pulls him along towards her house across the street

Howard Plum: chuckles quietly to himself

Craigh: Good luck!

Zayden: Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Will there be wedding in morning?

Thistle: whispers to Howard, "You owe me."

Howard Plum: Thank you1

Zayden: WOw this lady has a firm hand to be sure

GM: For the rest are you going to put on a show?

seyfert (Thistle): (suppose so)

Thistle: Ready for that show, Clint?

Zayden: She must've used her hand for many a job

LorieD (Licornah): (Not me... I'm going to do meditation and prayer in the moonlight )

GM: So tell me what you are going to do, sketch it out and then you can make your rolls

Zayden chuckls

Zayden chuckles

Shislif (Zayden): Does this include me or am I just off with the old lady?

MadamePsychosis (Howard Plum): crazy lady took our main talent

seyfert (Thistle): (tumbles from Thistle, since we have no Zayden song and dance for Rae?)

Craigh: I've acted a few times, but never made a big deal out of it.

GM: Indigo and Zayden are off to their night's "rest"

Shislif (Zayden): Oh man I had a song all ready to go

Howard Plum: That would be good Craigh

GM: You can still perform

Thistle: Oh, perfect! You can join the show, Craigh.

Shislif (Zayden): Oh cool

GM: so Carissa and Lemon can organize into two or three acts

GM: you will have 8 young people watching along the rails of the fence as you perform in front of the wall of the barn

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I'm going to illusion up a big ladybug to fly around. That's it.

GM: and then Zayden and Deloris from across the way

seyfert (Thistle): (Lemon?)

seyfert (Thistle): (nevermind)

seyfert (Thistle): (What about Knotty?)

GM: Licornah is off to the east communing with the moonlight

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I mean, if Knotty tries to join in, I'm not going to stop him. I'm not going to try and make him do tricks though

Howard Plum: Miss Akilah, do you have a talent for the show?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: I have many talents, but for tonight perhaps I might watch and provide some lighting?

GM: so Howard, Akilah, Craigh, Youtargim, Rae, Bixi, Thistle

Howard Plum: Very nice. I don't have many show talents myself so I can watch with you

GM: and Lanek when available

GM: and Talwin

Shislif (Zayden): brb refill time

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Bixi Fizzlebang: That's not true Howard, you can whistle like no one else I've ever known

Thistle: You can whistle, Howard!

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): jinx

Youtargim: [SKILL] Whistling/Humming [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 5]

Howard Plum: I can cantrip as well but I don't think people would like to see that

Thistle: See? And so can Yout! You could do a whole show there!

Raelynn: Oh! I would ! You can cantrip some cool things!

mharmon1 (Talwin): I have no idea what the heck I would do

seyfert (Raelynn): (assess the building, point out the flaws, and help them make this barn last for ten years longer than it would otherwise)

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: We will guard the stage

MadamePsychosis (Howard Plum): pace around talking to your sword?

Craigh: Sword katas

seyfert (Raelynn): (one man one sword comedy act)

GM: Talwin holds the sword in his hand, Alas poor Yorik I knew him well

mharmon1 (Talwin): LOL

GM: That is why I took his head off

MadamePsychosis (Howard Plum): poor Yorick!

Shislif (Zayden): lol

GM: in any case, moving along

GM: Act one will be?

seyfert (Raelynn): (whistling)

GM: and then Act two

Bixi Fizzlebang: I'll start, so I can keep my illusions around for the whole show

seyfert (Raelynn): (okay there you go, and toss Craigh acting in there? Make it a story?)

Bixi Fizzlebang: Like decorations

Youtargim: I will whistle up a little tune, and Howard you can add some sparks? then Bixi brings a lady bug out into the light?

Craigh: The tale of two families, on opposite sides of the valley, feuding over generations. The Sombreros and The Bones.

Youtargim: I like it

Shislif (Zayden): I'm guessing since I'm with the old lady I can't participate in this part?

Youtargim: I can be the bones

MadamePsychosis (Howard Plum): love that TMO

Master TMO (Craigh): you have your own performance to manage

Youtargim: I have no idea what a sombreros are

Thistle: Don't worry. Craigh can take care of that.

Bixi Fizzlebang: I was about to ask the very same question, Yout

GM: Yes to Sharif, you can sing to your companion, and hope to please her

Craigh: it's a family name down south

Master TMO (Craigh): "sing"

Shislif (Zayden): Okey doke, lemme know when it's time

Master TMO (Craigh): we know about you bard-types

Youtargim: I am ready,

Youtargim: you read Bixi?

Shislif (Zayden): That is a stereotype and offensive!

Zayden: and largely true :)

Shislif (Zayden): sorry OOC

Bixi Fizzlebang: Indeed

Points to Howard

Youtargim: [SKILL] Whistling/Humming [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 10]

Bixi Fizzlebang: Although I AM tired of putting on shows for people

Howard Plum: waves his arms in the air cantripping sparkles around

Whistles a low haunting tune, summoning the spirits of the night

Bixi Fizzlebang: [CAST] Phantasmal Force

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Summoning some ladybugs and butterflies, if I can do more than one thing. Bigger than normal, but not so big as to be alarming

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Sorry, not summoning

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Illusioning

Youtargim: [SKILL] Whistling/Humming [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 18]

Howard Plum: [SKILL] Cantrip [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 1]

Slightly off key as a ladybug zooms close to his head

seyfert (Thistle): (niceee)

'springdew' disconnected

Youtargim: [SKILL] Whistling/Humming [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 8]

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: This is ridiculous.

GM: and so the first act goes very well

Shislif (Zayden): Nice job!

GM: lights, bugs, music,

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: Think of the injustices we could be correcting, if we weren't shackled to these fools

mharmon1 (Talwin): Murmers: "Yeah, I'm not in the mood either"

Howard Plum: Very pretty ladybug Bixi!

Talwin: Murmers: "Yeah, I'm not in the mood either"

Thistle: claps loudly

Talwin: Murmers: "And stop that"

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Thanks Howard, that one was especially for you!

Bixi Fizzlebang: Thanks Howard, that one was especially for you!

mharmon1 (Talwin): Wow. Reven did a complete 180!

mharmon1 (Talwin): LOL

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol, amazing

Howard Plum: smiles

seyfert (Thistle): (lol)(

GM: a brief pause as the audience claps and is appreciative of new people showing some skills

GM: What is act two?

Howard Plum: sits down to watch the show

Craigh: [CAST] Janne's Impressive Demeanor

Craigh: [SAVE VS] Janne's Impressive Demeanor

mharmon1 (Talwin): (I'll get it overwith. Can end better with someone else)

seyfert (Thistle): (acting craigh and tumbling thistle...?)

Craigh: (sry, I missed Tal went first)

mharmon1 (Talwin): (Doesn't matter to me. You want me to go first or you up?)

mharmon1 (Talwin): (No diff)

mharmon1 (Talwin): :)

Master TMO (Craigh): (go for it)

Janne's Impressive Demeanor

seyfert (Thistle): (can be both?)

Talwin: Walks to Stage. Carefully removes shirt, glistening with muscles

Talwin: Walks to Stage. Carefully removes shirt, glistening with muscles

Master TMO (Craigh): thank you, I do not want to be reciting with a giant sword swinging around the place

Howard Plum: coughs

Talwin: Slowly Unshethes Reven

Youtargim: [SKILL] Whistling/Humming [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 15]

Talwin: "Magic from a distant past, locked in twinstep with the blade"

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: THIS IS BENEATH US

Talwin: "Behold the training rituals of the Free Cities!"

GM: That is a nice image

GM: Too bad Deloris is not here

Thistle: Hmm, but either Deloris didn't see that or wasn't impressed with him...

seyfert (Thistle): (LOL stop jinxing mep eople)

Talwin: Does a sword dance and calls it good. Throws some flair involved with flings, juggling, dancing, growls and roars. For all intents and purposes, killing foes left and right while Reven gleans with fiery light against the backdrop of the candlight

Talwin: Does a sword dance and calls it good. Throws some flair involved with flings, juggling, dancing, growls and roars. For all intents and purposes, killing foes left and right while Reven gleans with fiery light against the backdrop of the candlight

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: lights up the blades with Faerie Fire so they show up better in the night.

Weaponsmithing [3]

Talwin: Hm. Trying to do that to cast glowing light refracted off the candles

mharmon1 (Talwin): Hm. Trying to do that to cast glowing light refracted off the candles

mharmon1 (Talwin): But can't get it to roll

GM: No worries Michael

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: I AM NOT A SHOW PONY

GM: Sharif, do your song

Talwin: Glistening with sweat and primal rage, carefully wipes blade, and sheathes dramitally

mharmon1 (Talwin): LOL

Shislif (Zayden): Okey doke

GM: and then Thistle and Craigh wrap it up

Indigo: claps

Shislif (Zayden): do I roll musical instrument or singing or both?

Howard Plum: claps

GM: both

MadamePsychosis (Howard Plum): jeeze

Shislif (Zayden): (LINK)

Talwin: Murmers: "You are not a show pony, but your legend will spark fear in the hearts of those you slaughter. Let it spread across the land"

Shislif (Zayden): okey doke

Craigh: Craigh cast a spell NOT memorized.

Craigh: [CAST] Janne's Impressive Demeanor

Craigh: [SAVE VS] Janne's Impressive Demeanor

Janne's Impressive Demeanor

Zayden: [SKILL] Musical Instrument [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 11) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 14]

Zayden: [SKILL] Singing [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 7]

Thistle: [SKILL] Tumbling [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 10]

Master TMO (Craigh): Craigh looks and behaves much more dominating under the effect of that spell, fyi.

Shislif (Zayden): whooo saved by singing!

seyfert (Thistle): (I dunno, in this case not making it might have saved you)

GM: What is Zayden performing

Zayden: I think you'll li,ke this one Old Lady

Zayden: (LINK)

User has gone AFK. (LemonyLemon)

Shislif (Zayden): That ok or am I missing something?

GM: That sounds good

GM: and then Thisle does her tumbling

GM: What was Craigh's wrap up?

Howard Plum: claps for Thistle

Craigh: Listen, as I tell the tale of two feuding families, and of the tragedy that befell... The Sombreros and The Bones. The Valley of Gyronea was a rich one, brimming with vines and fruits, water as sweet as fresh rain. Two families, the Sombreros and the Bones, lived on opposite sides of the Vale, and *hated* each other, for generations. None knew the origin of the feud, but none ever dared to end it.

Youtargim: To Rae, It would have been nice to see you dance, maybe sometime later

Raelynn: Oh, I'm sure there'll be another time.

Youtargim: He is good at this, nods to CRaigh

Raelynn: nods in agreement, listening intently

Shislif (Zayden): I feel like Zayden is missing all this good stuff!

Craigh: The latest of the families, young Robillia Bones, and the fair Janisse Sombrero, had never met, so far apart were their families that they never even attended church at the same time, nor any of the festivals....

Youtargim: That does seem harsh

Craigh: spins the tale of the two young lovers as they see each other for the first time, and the violence this prompts in their feuding families, ending in the tragic deaths of nearly all concerned.

Youtargim: I bet Tawlin's sword loves that story

Master TMO (Craigh): Hatfields and McCoys meet Romeo and Juliet. Why not?

Raelynn: claps enthusiastically

Howard Plum: stands and claps

CLAPS and Whistles

Shislif (Zayden): Ware of the Roses as well

Youtargim: [SKILL] Whistling/Humming [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 5]

Master TMO (Craigh): (skill rolling, hopefully plus a magic bonus)

Craigh: [SKILL] Acting [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 15]

Master TMO (Craigh): meh

Master TMO (Craigh): high is good, right? :P

GM: chuckles

GM: luckily this crowd is not very discriminating

Master TMO (Craigh): I imagine not

GM: they appreciate the attempts by all

Raelynn: he's got a spell so he can just stand there and look pretty

seyfert (Raelynn): he's got a spell so he can just stand there and look pretty

Shislif (Zayden): This is lucky!

GM: and everyone gets a place to stay for the night and breakfast in the morning

The time is 6:00 PM

The time is 6:00 AM

GM: The morning of the 2nd

Craigh: Janne's Impressive Demeanor

GM: you are heading through the Drake Estates now, should make Loosend at night fall

GM: moving along

GM: I am checking healing for everyone

Shislif (Zayden): how did the old lady react to my song though?

Master TMO (Craigh): huh... that spell is not what I thought it was...

Indigo's health adjusted by +3

Indigo: leaving circus flyers before they go

Zayden: and what happened with her "firm hand"?

Talwin's health adjusted by +3

Shislif (Zayden): sorry OOC

seyfert (Raelynn): (no one should need healing and be 100%)

GM: I will leave that to your imagination Sharif, you can explain it to the others as you wish

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): talwin should have slept off his bit

Shislif (Zayden): Lol ok :)

Master TMO (Craigh): oh, the text is for a CHARM spell, not Impressive Demeanor

Talwin's health adjusted by +3

mharmon1 (Talwin): I think good

Master TMO (Craigh): totally different

GM: and so heading along the road

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [SKILL] Encounter Check [d20 = 15]

Licornah: [SKILL] Encounter Check [d20 = 9]

Guard (fighter): STOP

Raelynn: [SKILL] Encounter Check [d20 = 20]

Raelynn: [SKILL] Encounter Check [d20 = 11]

Raelynn: stops

Guard (fighter): Greetings adventurers

Guard (fighter): Whom can I address with an urgent matter?

Shislif (Zayden): bathroom break brb

Raelynn: Um, what's the urgent matter? Maybe Sir Indigo?

Guard (fighter): Sir Indigo? Looking around

Raelynn: Oh he was here just a minute ago. Maybe he's in the wagon...

Talwin: Steps Forward

Raelynn: What about Sir Talwin?

Talwin: "Yes. I'm sir Talwin. I can answer in his stead"

Raelynn: I suppose it depends on what the urgent matter is.

Guard (fighter): Thank you Sir Talwin

Guard (fighter): We have a problem that requires strong competent

Guard (fighter): adventurers

Talwin: ......

Guard (fighter): Could you please help us? we will pay you

Raelynn: Oh, he's strong!

User is back. (LemonyLemon)

Talwin: I am bound by our prexisting mission. I may have to speak to the rest of our group. Can you please give me details

Guard (fighter): I am sorry I did not mean strong I meant smart

Indigo: Sure Talwin we can do it

Guard (fighter): Thank you

Talwin: Grimaces

Raelynn: Smart?

Talwin: Then we aren't the troop

Guard (fighter): I hope it is just a short problem for you to help

Talwin: Grins

Guard (fighter): and then we can reward you for your help

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): We have short people too

Raelynn: Sir, can you just tell us what it is?

seyfert (Raelynn): (lol)

Talwin: We can't help without knowing if we CAN help

Indigo: We can always help

Guard (fighter): Ahh, yes, please follow me, it is just this way, to the east here, our farm

Guard (fighter): We have tried to stay close to the roads,

LorieD (Licornah): (Ummmm... it's a TARP)

Talwin: Stop

Thistle: Follow you to ambush us?

Bixi Fizzlebang: Phantasmal Force

Talwin: Details first

GM: You are just south of where the Crouse Pass Road meets up with the Dry Road

Guard (fighter): Oh certainly

Guard (fighter): I represent Uplore the Strong

Talwin: Barely restrains himself from rolling his eyes

Thistle: nods sagely

Guard (fighter): He is the premier owlbear egg supplier in all of the Small Kingdoms

Raelynn: Supplier to who?

Guard (fighter): Who ever has the gold

Talwin: Is this something illegal. I'm not in the mood if so

seyfert (Raelynn): (can monsters be protected species?)

Bixi Fizzlebang: For what purpose?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Do owlbear eggs taste good?

Indigo: I've never seen an owlbear

Bixi Fizzlebang: And what is your name?

mharmon1 (Talwin): His name is Guard(Fighter)

seyfert (Raelynn): (but is he human???)

Indigo: Did they all hatch and are going crazy?

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Oh, I want to pick up some rocks at the last place as well. ROCKS FROM EVERYWHERE.

mharmon1 (Talwin): lol

Raelynn: Did you steal the eggs from the mothers?

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Look, all I know is a couple of times BOB gave us crap for not asking people's names, and I will never not do that now

Guard (fighter): Not at all, we raise the mothers from scratch

mharmon1 (Talwin): (Just so we are aware, I'm doing my best but operating on empty gas tank, so sorry if I'm not as quick on the upbeat. I am trying to not get us into something stupid if at all possible LOL)

Guard (fighter): The problem is our priest

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): this encounter is going to happen - just roll with it

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Sidequests are NEVER stupid and ALWAYS worth it /s

Guard (fighter): well our ex priest

seyfert (Raelynn): (the priest grew a conscious?)

Raelynn: Yes?

Talwin: OK. I'll give you a second to collect your thoughts and spil them all out in an organized manner.

Shislif (Zayden): back :)

Guard (fighter): Raising owlbears is not easy

Craigh: I bet

Guard (fighter): But it is very lucrative

Guard (fighter): Owlbear eggs are worth 2,000 silver pieces and hatchlings are worth 5,000 silver pieces on the open market. These are typically bought by wizards; while they are impossible to domesticate, they make formidable guardians and wizards sometimes place them in locations of strategic importance (it has been said that an owlbear is a less subtle version of a 'keep out' sign)

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: It has been too long since we have done anything useful. Just slay the idiot where he stands and lets be on our way.

Guard (fighter): So you can see it is bit difficult to handle this

Talwin: What are you asking us to do

Howard Plum: Like a griffon

Licornah: Sorry, what about the ex-priest?

Licornah: Did an Owlbear dispatch him?

Bixi Fizzlebang: And what about your name?

Guard (fighter): and our priest, he was doing the easy part with charming them as we would go in and take the eggs, then let them mate and lay new ones

Guard (fighter): He had a ring

Guard (fighter): But the ring is now in the stomach of one of the owlbears

Bixi Fizzlebang: I'm not murdering any owlbears.

Raelynn: And you want us to... get this ring?

Talwin: With a finger or two i'd imagine?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Just wait. Problem solve self.

Craigh: Can you charm them into regurgitating?

Bixi Fizzlebang: Agreed, Akilah

Talwin: Agreed. Far simpler. THen we can telepathically lift it to us

Talwin: Done

Dolip, fighter: My name is Dolip, sorry

Licornah: :: head shake :: Oh dear

Dolip, fighter: I was excited to find someone who could help

Dolip, fighter: and yes thank you miss gnome

Bixi Fizzlebang: Telepathically?

Dolip, fighter: we cannot harm them, they are far too valuable

Talwin: whatever, I slept poorly last night. Giving a show and all that

Talwin: Grumpily

Dolip, fighter: but we cannot let them keep the eggs, they will hatch in the next twelve hours or less

Dolip, fighter: we need to get in there and take the eggs out

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Go when they sleep.

Bixi Fizzlebang: That seems kind of cruel to the mothers

mharmon1 (Talwin): Sigh. "Rae, can we sleep charm them all or something,and then extract the ring safetly?"

Talwin: Sigh. "Rae, can we sleep charm them all or something,and then extract the ring safetly?"

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Why? All eggs come from mothers. Owlbears are no different.

Raelynn: So you are asking random adventures to... what? Distract them? Heal you up after? Question the ethics of this?

Dolip, fighter: We can pay you for the eggs

Raelynn: Charming owlbears is... different from my normal charming.

Bixi Fizzlebang: Ok,but chicken eggs aren't about to hatch when I take them

Dolip, fighter: Or we can give you one of the six in payment

Talwin: So let me get this straight. You just want us to get the eggs. And that's it

Talwin: No other tasks

Zayden: Sounds like something where one would want to move silently, something I have some experience in

Raelynn: What exactly was this ring?

Dolip, fighter: without harming the owlbears

Bixi Fizzlebang: What happens if they attack?

Dolip, fighter: We need them to breed

shrugs

Zayden: Are they the sort that attack?

Dolip, fighter: that is why I said smart, not strong

Bixi Fizzlebang: So you expect us to just die for your money if something goes wrong

Dolip, fighter: They bit the arm off of our priest

Talwin: And I'm saying. All you want is the eggs. Nothing else

Dolip, fighter: then ate the rest of him

Zayden: I'll take that as a yes!

Dolip, fighter: and swollowed his ring

Raelynn: But what spell was on the ring.

Talwin: I don't care about the ring. He isn't mentioning the ring

Dolip, fighter: It was a ring of monster charming

Talwin: He is talking about the eggs

Raelynn: Yes, but it's nice to know what spell worked.

Talwin: All you want is for us to go in, and grab eggs. Thats it

LorieD (Licornah): :: thinks to herself :: If we were smart, we'd feed you to the Owlbears, let them keep their young and keep moving (but this would make my priest change alignment I suspect - laughs )

Raelynn: And if anyone can charm a monster which I cannot.

Zayden: I can try to move silently to gather the eggs while they sleep, but as far as the ring the belly of the beast, we will need to figure something out

Bixi Fizzlebang: Yeah, but it might be useful to someone. If we're getting sucked into this anyway

Howard Plum: Don't youo all do animal friendship and stuff? Or owlbears monsters?

Indigo: Don't you all do animal friendship and stuff? Or owlbears monsters?

Dolip, fighter: We need to do this as quickly as possible

seyfert (Raelynn): (it's like Bob read all the weird controversy about the owlbear druid this week)

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): ignore howard there

Zayden: Bixi?

Bixi Fizzlebang: I've never tried, but I'm guessing monsters

Talwin: AFK

Raelynn: Owlbears aren't.... animals per say.

mharmon1 (Talwin): AFK

Dolip, fighter: They might not wait to hatch until tonight

LorieD (Licornah): (these encounters are designed for alignment changes for us all LOL)

Indigo: Maybe Craigh can lasso it

LorieD (Licornah): (Can't we call the local SPCA?)

Shislif (Zayden): alignment changes?

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): if he wasn't asleep

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): if you do something evil it can change your alignment

Image: Unidentified Map / Image

Raelynn: If they hatch, what happens? Owlbears get lose in the area?

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I have charm person or mammal. Are they mammals?

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): this is just like a farm to me

seyfert (Raelynn): (monsters)

Craigh: I can try. I have this Rope the Goddess gave me.

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): they lay eggs ...

seyfert (Raelynn): (which are usually higher level charm spells)

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): not mammals :)

Shislif (Zayden): image is just black for me

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I mean... so do platypuses...

seyfert (Raelynn): (hey hey echidnas and playtypuses)

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): yeah!

seyfert (Raelynn): (and things I cannot spell)

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): lol

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Couldn't think of the name of echidna

seyfert (Raelynn): (lol pretty sure that spell is wrong)

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): But we all know BOB doesn't use science

GM: chuckles

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): this was supposed to be the encounter example that was not going to take all night?? lol

GM: grins

seyfert (Raelynn): (maybe it's just one...)

Shislif (Zayden): brb

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

MadamePsychosis (Howard Plum): my guys don't have the skills - others will have to do this

seyfert (Raelynn): (no sleep spells on Howard?)

seyfert (Raelynn): (or invisibility?)

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I have invisibility, but... I feel like they would still murder me, even invisibly

LorieD (Licornah): (Can't we snap through this... we're on this road still... shouldn't we be there already?)

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: When do these owlbears sleep?

seyfert (Raelynn): in a cave?? I don't recalling say we'd say yes yet :P

Bixi Fizzlebang: How many are there?

Dolip, fighter: There is the mated pair

MadamePsychosis (Howard Plum): no sleep spells for howard and invisibility doesn't work well on animals usually. they can still smell and hear you

Dolip, fighter: and one juvinile

seyfert (Raelynn): (good point)

Bixi Fizzlebang: Do they talk?

seyfert (Raelynn): (huh, I do have monster ward if you need to run to a safe spot)

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: When do these owlbears sleep?

LorieD (Licornah): (I vote we not take BOB's bait and keep moving. Deal with his consequences later)

seyfert (Raelynn): (it does not look like he is giving us that choice)

mharmon1 (Talwin): We always have a choice

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Yeah, if there's an option I vote to skip. This sounds like it could be frustrating and what would we even do with an owlbear egg

seyfert (Raelynn): right but when he has already tossed us all on the map, he's gonna make it happen one way or another

Howard Plum: Craigh has a magic lasso. I can help hold the rope after if he needs some extra strength to hold it. That could take care of one if he makes it

Indigo: Craigh has a magic lasso. I can help hold the rope after if he needs some extra strength to hold it. That could take care of one if he makes it

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I mean, what's he going to do if we all say no? The owlbears attack us? Big deal, we expect that to happen anyway :P

LorieD (Licornah): (We thank the Guard for their time, wish them well, back away and move on... there will be consequences but we could move things along )

seyfert (Raelynn): lol

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): sorry - not paying attention to which character I last clicked on

Bixi Fizzlebang: I can scare them... but I'm not sure they would come back, and it doesn't seem like sending an owlbear or two running away is the right approach

Shislif (Zayden): I'm good with what the group wants, but are we sure the guard won't attack us as well if we say no?

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Meh, we can take a guard

Master TMO (Craigh): but he's an *Owlbear Guard*

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): But it's just the one

Shislif (Zayden): Yea those guys are tough

Shislif (Zayden): I have no idea actually lol

LorieD (Licornah): (He sold his priest out real quick, I'm dubious that he's a good guard)

Bixi Fizzlebang: Does he have a miniscule knee or something we can take advantage of?

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): ooc

Shislif (Zayden): Maybe he's just not religious

Shislif (Zayden): like an atheist guard

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: When do these owlbears sleep?

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Idk, if he attacks us, he's really going to be missing his priest lol

GM: Owlbear eggs are worth 2,000 silver pieces and hatchlings are worth 5,000 silver pieces on the open market. These are typically bought by wizards; while they are impossible to domesticate, they make formidable guardians and wizards sometimes place them in locations of strategic importance (it has been said that an owlbear is a less subtle version of a 'keep out' sign) - 10 sp = 1 gp and you are looking to hire a ship

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: FOR THE SAKE OF THE GODS, GUARDSMAN. WHEN DO THEY SLEEP!!?!

LorieD (Licornah): (they probably sleep in shifts -- Mom / Dad and offspring)

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Don't give BOB any ideas! They are all sleeping right now, I'm sure, right BOB?

Dolip, fighter: I said it does not matter when they sleep, the eggs will hatch by night fall,

Shislif (Zayden): so we could make some nice coin

mharmon1 (Talwin): Akilah is keeping Talwin from lopping of Dolip head frankly with that last statement LOL

Dolip, fighter: We need to get them before they hatch

Bixi Fizzlebang: It matters to us, if we're going to try and help you

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: It matters if they sleep before then

Bixi Fizzlebang: Just answer the question!

Dolip, fighter: I have not gone in to see if they are sleeping after they ate Celwin

Indigo: How big are owlbears?

Dolip, fighter: three times as big as me

Talwin: Sigh

Indigo: So ... big

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): ok, but how big is that guy? human? halfling?

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I mean, if he's a gnome, we're fine

User has gone AFK. (seyfert)

LorieD (Licornah): (In these parts, he's human more than likely)

Gestures above his head maybe 8 or 9 foot tall

Gestures wide about 5 or 6 feet wide

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): So they're tweedledee and tweedledum

GM: Owlbears are a cross between a giant owl and a bear. They are covered with a thick coat of feathers and fur, brown-black to yellow-brown in color. The 8-foot-tall males, which weigh between 1,300 and 1,500 pounds, are darker colored. The beaks of these creatures are yellow to ivory and their terrifying eyes are red-rimmed. Owlbears speak their own language, which consists of very loud screeches of varying length and pitch.

Master TMO (Craigh): (one shows up in the trailer for the new D&D movie)

Shislif (Zayden): intimidating!

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I do not have a ventriloquism memorized, that could have been useful.

Dolip, fighter: We just need you to get the eggs, in and out, a quick thing

Bixi Fizzlebang: Why can't you do it?

Dolip, fighter: They would kill me

Dolip, fighter: I am one person

Bixi Fizzlebang: Yeah, that's why we can't, too

Zayden: Ah but are Owl Bears loving parents? Perhaps they could care less if they lose an egg or two

Dolip, fighter: When we take the eggs, they breed and lay more

Dolip, fighter: we let them keep a youngling every so often

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Does Licornah have anything useful?

Dolip, fighter: we feed them, keep them clean

Indigo: Are the eggs in the same room or is one of the owlbears sitting on them like a chicken?

Dolip, fighter: They are foul beasts but valuable

Zayden: how many eggs must we gather so we can keep one Dolip?

Licornah: :: shakes head :: I do not think it wise to come between an Owlbear and their offspring.

Dolip, fighter: there are six eggs, you can keep one

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Do any of you know what to do with this egg?

Zayden: Me?

Dolip, fighter: We have a nest in there, with three false eggs in it

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: It will hatch in 12 hours

Bixi Fizzlebang: We can't keep an egg, we're about to be on a boat for gods know how long

Indigo: I don't want an owlbear

Bixi Fizzlebang: Knotty is going to be enough work

Dolip, fighter: They are much bigger easy to tell

Zayden: Dolip, would you buy the egg from that is ours out of the six?

Indigo: He just said you can't domesticate them and none of our priests seem to be able to do anything to calm them or charm them

Dolip, fighter: We can pay you if you want

Indigo: So no egg

Dolip, fighter: I thought you would want the egg, it is more valuable when it hatches

Dolip, fighter: if you are in control of it

Zayden: I think we would have more use for the coin

Dolip, fighter: If the parents have it then shrugs

User is back. (seyfert)

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I have enthrall... is there anything that would allow me to understand their language?

Enthrall

Indigo: I don't want a crazy owlbear but that is beside the point if no one can get by them without killing them

Dolip, fighter: This is why we are the best in the Small Kingdoms

Zayden: Bixi is the one closes with animals and she does not seem eager to take on another

Dolip, fighter: other breeders tend to kill one or both of the parents to get the eggs

Dolip, fighter: we never have

Dolip, fighter: until she had to go slip and hit her head, and they ate her

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): not understand, speak

LorieD (Licornah): (From the Monster Manual for reference: Owlbears are vicious, ravenous, aggressive, and evil tempered at all times. )

Zayden: Under normal circumstances Dolip, how would you gather eggs?

Raelynn: How do the wizards control them?

Dolip, fighter: She would charm them, I would slip in, sneak out the eggs, and then leave in more food for them

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Yeah, it seems like a long shot anyway

Dolip, fighter: the charm wears off, the false eggs are there, and plenty of food

Zayden: I'm sorry but don't we need coin we do not have to charter a sheep we also do not have?

Dolip, fighter: It was a good way of farming

Zayden: ship

Bixi Fizzlebang: I'm pretty sure we budgeted for a ship, no?

Zayden: And do you have any charms we could use Dolip? Afterwards we could sneak in

Dolip, fighter: We will get a new priest or ring or something,

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: These owlbears, they are in a stable?

Dolip, fighter: but right now we want those eggs

Indigo: We need to focus on getting the eggs if we can. If we don't do that the rest doesn't matter

Dolip, fighter: They are in a cave, we have a ward on the front to stop anything from coming out or going in

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: How we get in?

Dolip, fighter: I can give you my ring

Zayden: I can volunteer to sneak in and gather eggs, but they need to be charmed

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: So one person goes in?

Dolip, fighter: Who ever has the ring can control the ward

Zayden: I'm not sure, however, that I can carry 6 eggs at once

Dolip, fighter: you can drop it or raise it as you want

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): maybe he has a carton

Zayden: how big are the eggs Dolip?

Zayden: the size of my fist?

Dolip, fighter: two foot across?

Zayden: Oh my, that would take several trips for one person

Dolip, fighter: They fit on my lap well

User has gone AFK. (seyfert)

Dolip, fighter: They are not too heavy, I normally carry two at a time

Zayden: Besides me, who else can move silently?

Dolip, fighter: one in a bag, each bag on my hips,

Bixi Fizzlebang: If they're charmed, do you need to move silently? Also, we don't have a way to charm them.

Indigo: Thistle and Craigh

Zayden: What is their strongest sense? For example, if it is smell, could we musk ourselves with their urine or something so they don't see us as a threat?

Licornah: I don't have skills like those Zayden

Zayden: I wouuld rather still move silently just to be safe, even if they are charmed

Youtargim: I can try to move quietly, but I have never been good at it

Zayden: No worries Licornah just asking

Youtargim: It did not work in the giant lair

Zayden: could we construct some sort of carrage contraption so we could place multiple eggs in it?

Zayden: carriage

Bixi Fizzlebang: I'm sure we could borrow the bags

Youtargim: maybe a basket?

Bixi Fizzlebang: That's not the issue. The issue is getting to the eggs without getting eaten by an owlbear

Zayden: Something, I rather be in and out at one go than keep entering six different times

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: crap, I just noticed my thief skills have all been reset to base level without any skill points in them

Youtargim: You are good with all sorts of creatures Bixi, between you and Licornah I bet you can do it

Zayden: Well yes Bixi, that is why we would charm the bears and I would move silently, but the charm may not work forever

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): i do not like that lightly disguised tip

Bixi Fizzlebang: We don't have a charm

Zayden: Dolip has a charm we can use no?

Bixi Fizzlebang: The charm is in the owlbear's stomach

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: even race/attribute modifiers are gone

Zayden: Oh I see

Bixi Fizzlebang: He has something to take down the ward at the cave

GM: Marco did you type those in or add from the lists?

Zayden: Is the ward not with us?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: I added them from the list then edited them with my mods

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Unless I have something not on my list that I used to have in Klooge, I have no idea what I could do that would be useful, sorry

=== Adding Race Elf ===

Race 'Elf' added to 'Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal'.

Trait 'Infravision' added to 'Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal'.

Ability adjustment 'Dexterity +1' applied to 'Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal'.

Ability adjustment 'Constitution -1' applied to 'Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal'.

Trait 'Ability Score Increase' added to 'Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal'.

Trait 'Detections' added to 'Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal'.

Trait 'Bonus to surprise' added to 'Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal'.

Trait 'Resistances' added to 'Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal'.

Proficiency 'Swords' added to 'Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal'.

Proficiency 'Bows' added to 'Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal'.

___ COMPLETED Race Add ___

GM: add Race for you now

Shislif (Zayden): no worries :)

LemonyLemon (Reven / Lipthink (giant sword)): If someone else wants to take a look at my stuff, please feel free

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): can you talk to them or cause a distraction so they do something else while sneaky ones go in?

GM: Ok so overall concensus, Tackle the owlbear farm? or pass and arrive at Loosend after one more encounter roll?

LemonyLemon (Reven / Lipthink (giant sword)): My vote is pass, but willing to go with whatever majority decides, of course

Shislif (Zayden): Do we have money for a ship right now?

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): I can't look at anyone else's sheet to try to help

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): yes we are fine for cash

Shislif (Zayden): Well if we don't need the extra coin for the ship then I vote pass

LemonyLemon (Reven / Lipthink (giant sword)): Even though I released the character? That's unfortunate

Shislif (Zayden): but if we do need extra gold then I vote we go for it

Talwin: Pass. Just would take too long to get everything s orted

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): we wouldn't leave without being able to take care of the trip

mharmon1 (Talwin): Pass. Just would take too long to get everything s orted

LorieD (Licornah): (I also vote to pass on this... )

Shislif (Zayden): feeling like it's going to be a pass

GM: very well

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): ouch

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): are you sure we can't kill them? I hate saying we can't do stuff

Image record with same name already exists. (Loosend_overview)

'springdew' connected

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): If we killed them, wouldn't the guard just be mad that we killed his source of income?

Image: Loosend_overview

User is back. (seyfert)

Indigo: yeah but now we just have to say we can't *cries*

Shislif (Zayden): We're not supposed to kill them, just gather the eggs

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): moving along

seyfert (Raelynn): (sorry had to step away; hate passing and would love an owlbear egg, but don't think we have the right characters for that on this trip)

GM: New background decal

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Yeah, but we don't have to do what we're SUPPOSED to do. As evidenced by right now :P

Shislif (Zayden): moving along

Shislif (Zayden): Nice!

Master TMO (Craigh): back, sorry about that. wife called me in to watch the Good Scene in Half-Blood Prince.

GM: So one more Encounter check

Talwin: [d20 = 4]

GM: I did share this map as an image also for everyone

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): nice you put the logo in the compass

User has gone AFK. (LemonyLemon)

GM: OK so picking the last encounter

LorieD (Licornah): (Who knew a stamp would get so much use BOB? Nice to see it on the map :) )

Shislif (Zayden): how do we roll encounter check again?

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): d20

Shislif (Zayden): thx

GM: sigh and the encounter table is broken, that extension needs updating

GM: Michael rolled the encounter

Zayden: [d20 = 17]

GM: we are good with that

Shislif (Zayden): Oh ok

GM: just need to get the right table

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): we were practicing

Centaur: MOVE along MOVE along

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): that was a very good no encounter roll Sharif

Shislif (Zayden): lol thanks!

Centaur: Get off the roads!

Indigo: Roads are made for wagons

Centaur: Smart Ass

Indigo: Wagons are made for roads?

Centaur: I can kick you over that wagon

Indigo: It isn't your road

Centaur: Who says it is not?

Indigo: Why are you so mad?

Licornah: :: looks at the Centaur :: Why are you looking to get us off the roads?

Centaur: HEY GRO These puny humans think they can tell us who can use the roads

Gro, Centaur: Seriously Petty?

Gro, Centaur: Who do they think they are?

mharmon1 (Talwin): God just kill these fuckers. I don't think there is legitimatly anyone kind in this world. Kill them all. I'm so tired

Indigo: I'm not a human

Raelynn: You're not being very nice.

User is back. (LemonyLemon)

Petty, Centaur : I think they are trying to be tough

Petty, Centaur : Trying to show off for their Elven friends

Raelynn [Elvish]: [Translation] No we just want to get to Loosend.

No we just want to get to Loosend.

[understood by: Raelynn, Licornah]

Petty, Centaur : I bet they cannot take that

Shislif (Zayden): I remember telling a bunch of dwarves to eff off and got a lot of flack for it :)

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): are these centaur children? wish I had obs

Petty, Centaur [Elvish]: [Translation] Mabye we want to keep you

Mabye we want to keep you

[understood by: Raelynn, Licornah]

Petty, Centaur : Hey Gro, think you can take the little one?

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Huge miss by not naming the Gro one "Tom"

GM: Nice!

Craigh: Huh. I guess the stories and tales of Centaur wisdom and grace were grossly exagerrated. Shame.

seyfert (Raelynn): (agree)

Licornah [Elvish]: [Translation] As a daughter of Lurue, please let us pass to Loosend to rendezvous with the sea

As a daughter of Lurue, please let us pass to Loosend to rendezvous with the sea

[understood by: Raelynn, Licornah]

Raelynn: (LINK)

Indigo: They want to fight us?

Indigo: I can fight them if that's what they want

Raelynn [Elvish]: [Translation] Kepp who?

Kepp who?

[understood by: Raelynn, Licornah]

Petty, Centaur [Elvish]: [Translation] The River is there for you to take

The River is there for you to take

[understood by: Raelynn, Licornah]

Raelynn [Elvish]: [Translation] *keep

*keep

[understood by: Raelynn, Licornah]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: I bet our horses are faster than these centaur. Let us race to Loosend to see if it is true.

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Given the circumstances, sorry Carissa, but I have to counter with this

Bixi Fizzlebang: (LINK)

Petty, Centaur [Elvish]: [Translation] Your pretty little men are weak and frail

Your pretty little men are weak and frail

[understood by: Raelynn, Licornah]

Craigh: They remind me of human bullies, which means they don't want to fight anyone who can fight back.

Raelynn: (also approve; but lots of good choices)

Gro, Centaur : Laughs

Licornah [Elvish]: [Translation] :: nod :: We don't have a way to navigate the river, in Loosend, we're hoping to secure a water craft

:: nod :: We don't have a way to navigate the river, in Loosend, we're hoping to secure a water craft

[understood by: Raelynn, Licornah]

Raelynn: laughs

Gro, Centaur : Nice one Petty

Raelynn [Elvish]: [Translation] They are my friends. They mean no harm.

They are my friends. They mean no harm.

[understood by: Raelynn, Licornah]

Walks up closer to Talwin

Raelynn [Elvish]: [Translation] I'm Raelynn. We're just trying to get to Loosend.

I'm Raelynn. We're just trying to get to Loosend.

[understood by: Raelynn, Licornah]

Indigo: That's why we should fight them Craigh and just get it over with

KICKS dirt over him

Indigo: See!

Raelynn [Elvish]: [Translation] Oh come on, now. Be nice.

Oh come on, now. Be nice.

[understood by: Raelynn, Licornah]

Raelynn: [SKILL] Persuasion [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 16) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 17]

Indigo: Punch him Talwin!

seyfert (Raelynn): (damn she hasn't been very charming lately)

Gro, Centaur : Yeah come on, or are you a coward?

Talwin: Punches Centaur face as hard as he can

Talwin: Punches Centaur face as hard as he can

Bixi Fizzlebang: What do you want?

mharmon1 (Talwin): Trying to roll

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Oh, well, nevermind then. Guess we're fighting lol

Raelynn: Hey, hey hey! You two, stop fighting!

Petty, Centaur [Elvish]: [Translation] I can be nice to you, little elf girl, I can be very nice

I can be nice to you, little elf girl, I can be very nice

[understood by: Raelynn, Licornah]

Craigh: leans back in the wagon and watches.

mharmon1 (Talwin): The second Indigo let me off the lease, I whooped in joy

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): can you reach a centaur's face?

Raelynn [Elvish]: [Translation] Well start by stopping this useless fight!

Well start by stopping this useless fight!

[understood by: Raelynn, Licornah]

mharmon1 (Talwin): Talwin is tall and an uppercut is def. possible

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Talwin can jump really high

mharmon1 (Talwin): Which map are we on. I've got loosend

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): especially now that his armor got disintegrated

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): That's what that old lady said

seyfert (Raelynn): (lol)

mharmon1 (Talwin): Pretend this is a fist

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): no map yet

Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [THACO(13)] [AC: 0 ] [d20+2 = 13]

Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [THACO(13)] [AC: 6 ] [d20+2 = 7]

GM: Centaurs on the CT now for you

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: FINALLY

Raelynn [Elvish]: [Translation] Goodness gracious. We're not even at a bar yet and you all are playing fisty cuffs?

Goodness gracious. We're not even at a bar yet and you all are playing fisty cuffs?

[understood by: Raelynn, Licornah]

Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Two-handed Sword [THACO(13)] [d20+2 = 21]

Attack [21] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Gro, Centaur] [Hit-AC: -8 vs. 5 ] [AC: -8 ] [Location: Neck, back] [HIT]

Raelynn: points to Talwin

mharmon1 (Talwin): Guys. Which map are we on.

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): no map

mharmon1 (Talwin): I'm on Leg One and Loosend

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): no map yet

Raelynn: Beating him up won't impress me, you know. Or attempting to beat him up. I really don't want to waste healing spells on this.

mharmon1 (Talwin): Goddamit. Fine. I don't know what to roll

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): you did it right - roll on the character on the combat tracker

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): oops, sorry, was just trying to copy/pasta Lisa's previous statement

GM: [d2 = 2]

seyfert (Raelynn): (pretty sure it's more RP focus than combat which is why no dedicated map)

Lanek: hrumph

Indigo: Raelynn, he kicked dirt all over Talwin

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I mean... it WAS :P

Gro, Centaur's health adjusted by -3

Raelynn: nearly squeaks out of surprise

Indigo: He wants to fight, right Lanek?

Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [THACO(13)] [d20+2 = 22]

Attack [22] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Gro, Centaur] [Hit-AC: -9 vs. 5 ] [AC: -9 ] [Location: Elbow] [CRITICAL HIT]

Raelynn: LANEK! Good goddess, how long did you plan to nap???

Raelynn: I thought you DIED!

GM: [d2 = 2]

Raelynn: You're going to beat up some little kids for playing tough?

Bixi Fizzlebang: That WAS pretty rude of him, to kick dirt

Gro, Centaur's health adjusted by -3

Craigh: My old master could nap like that.

Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [x2] [TYPE: S, L (3d6+6=30)] [3b6+6 = 30]

Damage [30] -> [to Gro, Centaur] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 22] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Bixi Fizzlebang: Rae... if you thought he died, why didn't you try to help him?

mharmon1 (Talwin): Punch, not sword

Lanek: i weren't nappin'. i were keepin a low profile

mharmon1 (Talwin): I just copied my last punch move

GM: I rolled the damage for you Michael, it is 1d3 plus your strength bonus

Raelynn: Well he was still breathing.

mharmon1 (Talwin): TY

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): damage is a d2 I thought

mharmon1 (Talwin): Do I roll again for Critical?

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): better than Howard :)

mharmon1 (Talwin): Or does the wham stop his dumbass and we can continue on our way

Gro, Centaur's health adjusted by +14

GM: Yes you can roll again for the critical hit

Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [THACO(13)] [d20+2 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Gro, Centaur] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 5 ] [AC: 7 ] [MISS]

GM: you did 6 points of damage so far

GM: and that is a miss

mharmon1 (Talwin): NM. Miss

mharmon1 (Talwin): Yep

LorieD (Licornah): (Raelynn playing the part of Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse tonight)

Gro, Centaur's health adjusted by -6

mharmon1 (Talwin): At least he's still living. That sword strike was brutal if it was sword

Indigo: So stupid centaurs stand aside and let us pass

Raelynn: WOULD YOU CHILDREN STOP THIS USELESS FIGHTING?

mharmon1 (Talwin): Pass Turn

Indigo: They started it

Gro, Centaur: [ATTACK (M)] Hoof #1 [THACO(17)] [d20 = 10]

Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 10 ] [AC: 7 ] [Location: Shoulder, top] [HIT]

Gro, Centaur: [ATTACK (M)] Hoof #2 [THACO(17)] [d20 = 13]

Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 10 ] [AC: 4 ] [Location: Abdomen, upper] [HIT]

Gro, Centaur: [DAMAGE (M)] Hoof #2 [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d6=4)] [d6 = 4]

Damage [4] -> [to Talwin] [STATUS: Light]

Gro, Centaur: [DAMAGE (M)] Hoof #2 [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d6=1)] [d6 = 1]

Damage [1] -> [to Talwin]

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: Let me help!

mharmon1 (Talwin): Cool. Now I don't feel bad slaughtering them

mharmon1 (Talwin): Let me know next turn

Raelynn: Raelynn tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

Raelynn: [CAST] Hold Person

Raelynn: [SAVE VS] Hold Person

Talwin: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+10 = 11]

Bixi Fizzlebang: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10 = 4]

GM: SO Gro taunts Talwin, Talwin hits Gro with both of his fists, then in retaliation Gro slaps Talwin with two hooves

Craigh: Well, if we're lucky this is their way of saying Hello, Nice to Meet You. Rather than what you'd expect from muscle-brained louts.

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): are we rolling init?

Raelynn: (casting on the centaur)

GM: You can roll Init now yes

Craigh: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+10 = 17]

Indigo: [INIT][Reaction Adj: -1] [d10-3 = -2]

Gro, Centaur: [INIT][FORCED] [d0+99 = 99]

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Oh, sorry, I just assumed that fighting back meant init. I should have waited.

Howard Plum: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+10 = 17]

Licornah: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+10 = 12]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: (how)

seyfert (Raelynn): (figured we weren't doing init and was trying to cast hold before this became a fight)

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): (they're too big for the spell to work anyway)

Talwin: Hooves huh? Well, I suppose it's time to even the odds. If you have no honor in a standup fight, then I suppose I don't mind a real fight

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): Char sheet, actions weapons there is an Init button at the top

Talwin: Draws Reven

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [INIT][Reaction Adj: -3] [d10+7 = 13]

Lanek: [INIT] [MOD:Hand Axe][Reaction Adj: -2] [d10+2 = 5]

Zayden: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 9] [d20 = 19]

Raelynn: Talwin, for once, stop letting your sword think for you. If you slaughter him for being a prick, you're no better.

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Also on the main tab, at the bottom there's a "combat" section with an init option

[TURN] Talwin - [Giant-kin, 2-handed sword; DMGX:2]

Shislif (Zayden): wait did I roll the wrong thing?

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): got it, thanks

Raelynn: Raelynn tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

Thistle: [INIT][Reaction Adj: -1] [d10+9 = 15]

Raelynn: Raelynn tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

[TURN] Indigo

Raelynn: Raelynn tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

Raelynn: Raelynn forced re-roll of initiative.

Raelynn: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+10 = 12]

seyfert (Raelynn): (guessing that means no spell)

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: DON'T LISTEN TO THAT FLUFFY ONE, SHE KNOWS NOTHING

Zayden: Zayden tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

springdew (Lanek): I rolled an "initiative with this weapon" in the lower half of the sheet

GM: Yes to Spring you did it right,

Zayden: Zayden forced re-roll of initiative.

mharmon1 (Talwin): Murmers; "Yeah, I miss the days when people left me alone because I would fuck them up. Bullies I am done with"

Zayden: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+10 = 17]

Talwin: Murmers; "Yeah, I miss the days when people left me alone because I would fuck them up. Bullies I am done with"

GM: it modifies your Init based on your weapon speed

GM: and Sharif you are good to go

Shislif (Zayden): was that good or should I roll again?

GM: INdigo is up

GM: you are good

Shislif (Zayden): cool thx

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ohhhhh, weird. Is that something I should be doing?

Talwin: Mutters to himself: "Couldn't just let us be on our way, circus this, owlbear that. For the love of gods this world deserves chaos for once"

Youtargim: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+10 = 19]

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): close to me? or do I have to do a wagon jump and run?

GM: You can jump off the wagon and run up to them yes Lisa

LorieD (Licornah): (Can I do a drunken teenager observation check on my turn? )

GM: and yes to Lorie

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): pls do

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: We should have just killed that idiot guard with his stupid owlbears. And the circus man.

Indigo: jumps out of the wagon and runs over to them

Indigo: You wanna fight?

Talwin: Mutters "For once I fucking agree with you. Every.Single.One"

Indigo: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(13)] [d20+4 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Petty, Centaur (Joyful laughter)] [Hit-AC: -2 vs. 5 ] [AC: -2 ] [Location: Forearm, back] [HIT]

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): m or l?

GM: L

Indigo: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing, large (1d8+4=11)] [d8+4 = 11]

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: Lies. You almost always agree with me. You just keep rationalizing it away.

Indigo: parries with his other attack

Indigo: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(13)] [d20+4 = 21]

Attack [21] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Petty, Centaur (Joyful laughter)] [Hit-AC: -8 vs. 5 ] [AC: -8 ] [Location: Armpit] [HIT]

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): forget if I roll a parrynow or later

[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4]

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): How far away am I?

Talwin: Chuckles, sligthly deranged: "Yeah, well this time, I think I'm at MY limit"

[TURN] Petty, Centaur (Joyful laughter)

[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4]

GM: Bixi can charge up on Knotty

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I can cast?

GM: Yes you can cast or move

Bixi Fizzlebang: [CAST] Spook [at Petty, Centaur (Joyful laughter)]

Petty, Centaur (Joyful laughter): [SAVE] vs. Spell [d20 = 10]

Save [10] [Target 16] -> [for Petty, Centaur (Joyful laughter)] [vs Bixi Fizzlebang] [TARGET-FAILED]

[TURN] Lanek

[TURN] Reven / Lipthink (giant sword)

Turns and GALLOPS away

Indigo: Hey!

Talwin: "Where are you going!" "I thought you wanted to fight!"

mharmon1 (Talwin): You FUCKING Coward!

Talwin: You FUCKING Coward!

Talwin: MY SWORD THRISTS!

Talwin: GAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHH

Craigh: eyes Talwin.

Raelynn: glares at Talwin

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: THAT IDIOT SMALL ONE AGAAAAAAIN

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal [A Comm]: [Translation] These people are mad, every single one of them.

These people are mad, every single one of them.

[understood by: Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal]

Talwin: Glares right back at Raelynn

Talwin: One day, your kindness will get you killed

Talwin: FUUUUCK

Indigo: That was the one I was fightng Talwin

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: First she befriends our bacon, and now THIS?

Raelynn: You tried to murder a child. With your sword.

Talwin: Kicks wagon over and over

Talwin: Kicks wagon over and over

Youtargim [A Comm]: [Translation] Not all of them, they are just not quite as civilized

Not all of them, they are just not quite as civilized

[understood by: Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal]

Talwin: A chiild that was willing to KILL US

Raelynn: Maybe a teenager at best. Who was doing what any hormonal teenager would do.

Raelynn: He didn't bring a sword to a fist fight.

GM [A Comm]: [Translation] The other one is still right here

The other one is still right here

[understood by: Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal]

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): There's still one here, no?

Talwin: He did bring HOOVES

Talwin: He has fists

GM [A Comm]: [Translation] If Talwin is done Rae can go

If Talwin is done Rae can go

[understood by: Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal]

Raelynn: HE'S A CHILD.

Talwin: He's a fucking CENTAUR

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: you're speaking in foreign

GM: If Talwin is done Rae can go

Raelynn: SO WHAT?

Zayden: A lot of cursing going on

Talwin: Turns to the other one

Talwin: YOU

GM: The other one is still right there

Indigo: We were just going to fight them. Why are you so mad? I think you need to put the evil sword away

Talwin: Points Sword

Talwin: LEAVE NOW OR DIE

Talwin: Spittle flying

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: Look, I know the fluffy one is an idiot, but she also fixes you up when you're almost dead so maybe cool it on that. I don't want to lose you.

Raelynn: (holding to see if he leaves)

mharmon1 (Talwin): (Gives a chance for him to flee if he doesn't I don't care)

Gro, Centaur : YOU have anger issues man

mharmon1 (Talwin): (I"m so fucking tired of assholes)

Turns and trots off

Raelynn [Elvish]: [Translation] Be careful out there.

Be careful out there.

[understood by: Raelynn, Licornah]

Talwin: Right back at you

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Bixi saves the day again!

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): yay

Talwin: Sheathes sword, and walks, not caring if the others are following or not

Indigo: sighs

Indigo: He's really angry again

Talwin: I'm not stopping until I reach my destination. Go forth, do your quests. I have only one

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: (singing) I don't wanna loooose you. I don't wanna lose the best love that I've ever found

Talwin: I'm not stopping unless something is forcing me to stop

Craigh: Hmm... don't think I know any 'cleanse evil sword influence' spells.

Raelynn: Next time you pick a fight with literal children, don't expect me to heal you ever again.

Talwin: Begins Merc March, double time

Indigo: The water will unless you can swim

Talwin: Flips off Raelynn.

Indigo: HEY!

Talwin: Ignores everyone

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: I TOLD YOU TO COOL IT WITH THE FLUFFY ONE

Indigo: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(13)] [d20+4 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 10 ] [AC: 4 ] [Location: Abdomen, Lower] [HIT]

Indigo: with flat side of sword

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: She can't handle it the way the others can. She's too fluffy.

Talwin: Glares at Indigo. I wouldn't do it. Don't make me fight you

Talwin: I just want to be left alone

Indigo: Don't do that to your friends

Talwin: LEAVE ME

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: looks around in her belongings for some rations. At least she can have snacks for the show.

Indigo: You can be alone. You don't have to be mean to us

Talwin: If you want me to ignore "children" that can kill, even on accident, that's not in me Indigo. I won't be killed because of idiots.

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: starts popping dates in her mouth, chewing quietly as she remains comfortably in the wagon.

Talwin: Now please, just go away and leave me alone

Indigo: Bah! It barely touched you

Talwin: Grunts

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): offers Akilah some of her cheese

Talwin: Yeah, I would expect something far worse if you actually meant it

LemonyLemon (Reven / Lipthink (giant sword)): that was bixi

Bixi Fizzlebang: offers Akilah some of her cheese

seyfert (Raelynn): (reven might be bipolar...)

Indigo: You better apologize to Raelynn

springdew (Lanek): pulls out some jerky

Talwin: No

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: takes the cheese and offers some dates to Bixi.

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol, Lemon forgets to clicky

Indigo: Walk by yourself for now but you need to be nice to us like we are to you

Bixi Fizzlebang: accepts

Lanek oh wait. pulls out some jerky

Bixi Fizzlebang: Thank you

Indigo: goes back to wagon

Talwin: Indigo, you are shitting me right?

Talwin: You would have let the horses kick you, and done absoultely nothing

Talwin: You answer me honestly right now

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: GODS just apologize to the fluffy one so we can move on and murder something ffs

Indigo: I did. I hit that one once as a warning and then parried to stop him from hitting me back.

Indigo: I didn't want to kill it

Talwin: Waves his arm to the sides in confusion

Talwin: Then what the fuck!

Indigo: Just scare him into stopping trying to fight

Indigo: You seem so angry

Talwin: I AM ANGRY

Bixi Fizzlebang: Good tactic, Indigo!

Talwin: I JUST WANT TO GO TO ONE FUCKING PLACE

Indigo: We are

Bixi Fizzlebang: I fully support that tactic.

Talwin: Bandits, Circuses, Iditos, Centaurs! When does it fucking end Indigo!

Youtargim: Is this what you mean by not listening? looking at Rae

Indigo: laughs

Indigo: Never?

Lanek: you, uh, ever think about retirement?

Raelynn: nods

Talwin: Face shuts down completly

Talwin: Face shuts down completly

LorieD (Licornah): (are we out of INIT)?

Lanek: cuz movin around in this world involves a lot of assholes

Indigo: You can talk about that with your sword master

Bixi Fizzlebang: (quietly so Talwin doesn't overhear) I thought he wanted adventure. Isn't this adventure?

Talwin: Turns to Raelynn, clearly still pissy, but noit wanting toi make things worse

GM: Yes

Talwin: Bows Stiffly

Talwin: My actions were offensive and I apologize. I'm sure it will seem more sincere after I calm down. I need something to fucking drink

Talwin: Grubmles unitnelligently and turns back, marching on the road

Raelynn: Thank you. The first one is on me. Just know next time I wouldn't have let it get so far as for to let them hurt you.

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: and maybe something in the woods to kill for dinner. Are there woods around here?

Lanek: hear hear, let's go get something to drink

Youtargim: Howard or Licornah? Can you make Talwin drunk? Maybe that will help him?

Talwin: With great restraint, Talwin does not retort, although he desperately wants too

Bixi Fizzlebang: I don't know if that would help

Bixi Fizzlebang: Might make it worse

Raelynn: We're close to Loosend. There's plenty of bars there.

Youtargim: Ok

Talwin: Worse! We are on the threashold of HELL!

Talwin: Still marching, face forwards

Thistle: Nah, that's not until we come back/.

Talwin: Grunts

Youtargim: I think he means the river, maybe he gets really sick on the water

Bixi Fizzlebang: In my village, when a young one is too emotional to be rational, we just let them go stomping around for a little bit until they calm down.

Thistle: Oh. I thought he meant actual Hell. I bet there'll be plenty there for him to beat up.

Talwin: In my Mercenary camp, you got lashes until you wised up and learned not to cash parchment you coudln't write

Thistle: snickers at Bixi's comment

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Thistle was just all "patience grasshopper"

Zayden: All this violence and anger turns me off

Craigh: kicks back and gazes skyward thoughtfully in the wagon.

Bixi Fizzlebang: I think our system works better. No offense to your... customs

Talwin: Shrugs

Thistle: You know, maybe that sword has REALLY confused reality for you, but uh, we're not at your camp. We're on the road to Loosend. Things are different hear. Like, you can get some cheese and dates from just asking people nicely in the wagon!

Thistle: *here

Youtargim: I push their head into a bucket of water till they cool down

Bixi Fizzlebang: Gotta get those feelings out somehow! Can you read, Talwin? Maybe you should keep a journal

Thistle: Err isn't that a form of tortuere, Yout?

Youtargim: I don't let them drown

Talwin: Pulls out journal, lots of unitelligble scribble and rantings about the actions of morons and tosses it to Bixi

Youtargim: just sober them up or calm them down

Talwin: Over his shoulder

Thistle: Oh! That's what Jilly tells the kids! It's okay to have big feelings, but be productive in how you feel them! Or was that Shur? Hmm...

Talwin: Let me know if you think it's working Bixi

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: Just ignore them. They don't know anything about us.

Licornah: I'm with Akilah - let's race to Loosend. I'm sure the centaurs won't want to lose...

Thistle: Do you feel better? If so it's working!

Bixi Fizzlebang: You do seem a little bit calmer

Talwin: Grumbles. "Thanks for the cheese"

Youtargim: See it is working

Bixi Fizzlebang: Um... ok

Talwin: Grunts

Bixi Fizzlebang: gives Talwin some cheese

Thistle: Awww suddenly I kind of miss those buggers back home.

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: continues snacking on dates and cheese and then pauses to look around.

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: This the part where you kiss and make up yet?

Talwin: No

GM: and you continue down the Dry Road coming up to Loosend

Thistle: whispers to Bixi, "You pat them on the back lightly when you give them cheese, tell them you're glad they feel better, then let them sit in front of their book to read or something."

Craigh: takes out a small journal and starts leafing through some of the pages, looking for something.

Link: Loosend

Talwin: Snorts. Thistle knows me too well

Thistle: grins

Bixi Fizzlebang: I didn't even think of it. He's usually so covered in armor that a pat on the back doesn't seem like it would even be noticed

Bixi Fizzlebang: Except for at the show.

Bixi Fizzlebang: shudders slightly

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Can you reach his back?

Bixi Fizzlebang: If he's seated, sure

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: If not, he maybe like pat on bottom instead.

Thistle: It's okay. It's the thought that counts.

Bixi Fizzlebang: Probably not. Maybe a kneecap.

Craigh: chuckle-snorts

Thistle: rolls eyes

Thistle: Emerald isn't here. Now from her, he might...

Bixi Fizzlebang: I'm not pointy or murdery enough to be his type

Youtargim: Murrmers I could pat your bottom, as an aside to Rae

Raelynn: We are certainly not there yet, Yout.

Talwin: I'm uh. I'm going to sit in the wagon for a bit. Does anyone mind

Craigh: puts away his journal, and makes space for Talwin.

Youtargim: Nods ammicably to Rae

Craigh: puts away his journal, and makes space for Talwin.

Bixi Fizzlebang: hands talwin his journal back

Bixi Fizzlebang: I think you're going to want this again

Talwin: Yeah, doubt it. But thanks

Youtargim: So when do we get to this city on the river?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Yes yes. We are all friends again. We can cuddle in wagon. Horses, let us go now.

Points

Talwin: Settles in, leanes back, and closes his eyes. Trying to imagine himself elsewhere and relax

Youtargim: because that city does not have much water

Raelynn: It's in the middle of the water.

Talwin: Reaches into pack, pulls out a wineskin, and drinks deeply

Talwin: Reaches into pack, pulls out a wineskin, and drinks deeply

GM: As you pull up towards Tradertown you see the city of Loosend, sitting in mud and shallow puddles

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): If there's a drought, I swear.

GM: and Scene

seyfert (Raelynn): (welcome to Texas!!!)

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): FFS can my pretend world just not mimic my real world for like ONE NIGHT

Craigh: leans in a bit toward Talwin and says quietly, "I don't know if it's what you want, but I think I know someone in Loosend who can get you into an underground bare-knuckle match."

GM: warm HUGS Bixi it is not that bad

seyfert (Raelynn): (well it's winter and not in the 100s so you're at least not burning up?)

Talwin: Also hope no one took offense to IC stuff. Talwin is really at the end of his rope lol

mharmon1 (Talwin): Also hope no one took offense to IC stuff. Talwin is really at the end of his rope lol

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): It IS that bad. There's a town here running out of water.

GM: cannot help Lemon as much but Bixi I can

seyfert (Raelynn): nah you're good

seyfert (Raelynn): (which one? because pretty sure it's multiple of them)

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Idk, I didn't click on what you sent because my emotional limits are not super high right now lol

mharmon1 (Talwin): I do think after hell, he's totally going to retire. Maybe take the estate that is stuck in-between. He might find it fun

springdew (Lanek): offense is not the word, but i just got out of a zoom with a couple of other people who also were dialed up to 11, so i'm a little bit fried

GM: Rae knows that this is just the low point of the season, in another couple of weeks the spring floods will start and things will get much worse

LorieD (Licornah): (PA would happily send you rain... we've had more than enough over the last two weeks)

seyfert (Raelynn): (Oh Gunter, yeah. That's the start of them running out, lol)

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ugh, yes please

mharmon1 (Talwin): Ah, sorry Spring. You can always tell me to tone it down a bit. I'm sorry :(

mharmon1 (Talwin): To be fair, I personally am up to an 11, so it probably showed through!

seyfert (Raelynn): (I mean unless we hire a whatever it is you use in the swamps we might have a problem...)

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): We do have those buttons up top taht we always forget about

Craigh: maybe your sword-master is a Zen-master too! ;)

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): we need one of them florida gator fan boat thingies

mharmon1 (Talwin): Can I have one in real life?

seyfert (Raelynn): (yes but I cannot think of the word!)

seyfert (Raelynn): (air boat?)

mharmon1 (Talwin): I said good morning to someone today and he told me to fuck off, baffling the hell out of me LOL

GM: Yes to Carissa

springdew (Lanek): Player Safety? i don't really know what they are

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): wow

seyfert (Raelynn): (ty)

mharmon1 (Talwin): Just tired of assholes LOL

Craigh: (LINK)

GM: So Spring, Marco, Sharif, you have those two buttons at the top of chat

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): we need one of them florida gator fan boat thingies

GM: go on and click one, there is slow and stop

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Yeah it's definitely not the sword's influence AT ALL

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Just saying.

seyfert (Raelynn): (you may have to right click fantasy eats and close it to see them better)

GM: LOL with Lemon

GM: there you go

springdew (Lanek): aaaaahhhh

GM: and no one knows who sent it

Master TMO (Craigh): I have a Double-Click thingy in front of any buttons

mharmon1 (Talwin): Oh....Yeah, you guys use these. I care about your real lifes :) It will tell me to chill out

GM: Just that someone has an issue

LorieD (Licornah): (I need a don't take BOB's bait button LOL j/k)

GM: LOL

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): is there a lets get going button? :P

LorieD (Licornah): (it's next to the bait button andelante)

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Lol, yes, we also need a "go" button

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): cuz I guarantee that'll get clicked

GM: But next week we will pick up with starting the morning in Loosend, you get rooms here in Tradertown

Licornah: (Andiamo)

seyfert (Raelynn): (Bob wants RP we'll give him RP, damnit)

mharmon1 (Talwin): LOL

Master TMO: yeah, I literally cannot click either of those warning buttons because of the Busy Action box. :)

LorieD (Licornah): (we're stopping here?)

Zayden: huh?

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): move the busy action box then

Master TMO: it don't move

mharmon1 (Talwin): No but seriously. Throw up the signs. I'm totally admitting that sometimes I'm really pissed off at bobs NPS sometimes

Raelynn: (may have to right click it to unlock it)

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): right click on it, it should bring up a menu that lets you unlock it

GM: Roleplay is good, this trip has no time frame to be finished, just to keep moving forward

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): then you can move it

Master TMO: that worked perfectly!

Master TMO: Thank you

seyfert (Raelynn): yup cannot tell who keeps hitting those

mharmon1 (Talwin): Cool beans! Well, I love you all, and I'm exhausted. I'm going to play Bioshock and hug my dog

Master TMO: oo, I can do that to Chat too!

mharmon1 (Talwin): Have an excellent week!

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: bioshock?

seyfert (Raelynn): lol yes to all the windows

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Goodnight Michael!

Talwin: Night! HUGS!

seyfert: night michael

GM: Also thank you everyone

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): I played that recently, and BOY does it hit differently post Trump

GM: This was session 1,400

mharmon1 (Talwin): It sure does!

seyfert: Then why stop early?? ;)

Indigo: yay

mharmon1 (Talwin): Bioshock Infinite hits worse though

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): 10 years ago when it came out it was like, many this is dystopian, nothing like this could ever happen

Shislif (Zayden): THanks evertyone

Springity Thingity: heh

Shislif (Zayden): enjoy Bioshock!

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): now it's like, well shit, this is just life now

mharmon1 (Talwin): TY!

'mharmon1' disconnected

Shislif (Zayden): playing the original?

GM: Also this was the end of Leg One, next week is Leg Two

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): I got all three on switch

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Yay, we did it!

seyfert: out of how many legs?

GM: 4

Shislif (Zayden): Nice

seyfert: quarter of the way there...

GM: leg one to Loosend, leg two to Rivers Bend and Thistles advenure

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): anyway, nights!

LorieD: We need to make these legs take less time

GM: Leg Three to Dryads Lair and Talwin's and Bixi's adventure

GM: Leg Four back to Dragon Fen

'LordBiBo' disconnected

seyfert: it's been mostly fun

LemonyLemon: Oh dang. Talwin's got a whole nother leg to wait

seyfert: personally not sure I'm ready to rush it and be playing in hell yet

GM: It has been less than a week of game time

GM: When the characters travel this path from Dragon Fen to Loosend for training etc I always click off 9 days each way

LorieD: I didn't see that we found the priest on the rust monster farm - what happened?

LorieD: Did the group decide to not look for them?

GM: You did not stay to find the bodies

LorieD: Gotcha...

LorieD: Okay, night

'LorieD' disconnected

LemonyLemon: We killed the monsters and were like "mission accomplished!"?

GM: Just like the owlbears, not going to tell people they have to do things

LemonyLemon: I also don't remember

seyfert: it was a weird start to that session

GM: Give you options and let you decide

seyfert: still wish owlbear egg could have somehow worked, but not able to think of how tonight

MadamePsychosis: it would be a let's not get on the road but wander around the farm investigating

LemonyLemon: Maybe they'll still need help on the way back

LemonyLemon: with the owlbears

MadamePsychosis: we didnt really talk about it but it seemed better to me anyway to just keep moving

GM: was a get the eggs that day

LemonyLemon: different clutch, different dead priest

seyfert: yes and yes

GM: The next time you travel yes you can stop by there to see what has transpired

Shislif (Zayden): Thanks everybody for a great session, see yall next week, i'll go take care of some dinner business

seyfert: oh that's right, it was mostly watches that night anyways then let's get going which is fine

GM: next week Sharif!

MadamePsychosis: Goodnight

Master TMO: good night!

seyfert: Alrighty, night all!

Shislif (Zayden): nice :)

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Shislif (Zayden): night :)

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springdew: nitey nite!!

LemonyLemon: Oh, I think I just legimately forgot by the end of it that we were supposed to be looking for people

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GM: I like the decal

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LemonyLemon: Oh well, goodnight friends!

GM: night

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