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Chat Log - 2022 08 19 - Searching for Alexandria - Formatted - Story

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'Michael' connected

Michael: Just doing a quick test, seeing if loaded up :)

BOB YEap

BOB much much better now

BOB glad you like the new background image

BOB there are new images shared also

Michael: Cool beans!

BOB I hope you saw the Summary of last week, and the chat, to see all the cheering and commentary that went by during the bouts you might have missed

Talwin: I did see some of the summary, but I would be full of bolgna if I said I read it all. I actually have the site open while I read some rules, so might as well pull it open and see what's what. Also wanted to see what was being yelled at me haha

Michael (Talwin): I did see some of the summary, but I would be full of bolgna if I said I read it all. I actually have the site open while I read some rules, so might as well pull it open and see what's what. Also wanted to see what was being yelled at me haha

BOB smiles

'Lorie' connected

BOB Hello Lorie

Lorie: Good Evening

Lorie: How are you?

BOB Life is good

BOB the Canvassing Board was interesting today

Michael (Talwin): Hi Lorie! Sorry, was reading about mold haha. You guys are funny :)

Lorie: I'm sure... so much going on this cycle

Michael (Talwin): Lisa really does awesome with Indigo

Lorie: Hi Michael

Lorie: Alyssa and I are getting her registered tomorrow

BOB Very glad

Talwin: Hi :)

Lorie: Yes, Lisa is doing good work

BOB I have updated all the conversation pages

BOB so those can continue easier

BOB and the Leg Two information is up here in FG too

'LordBiBo' connected

BOB Hello Marco

Lorie: Ok

'Lisa' connected

BOB Hello Lisa

Lorie: Evening Marco and Lisa

LordBiBo: hallo

'Carissa' connected

BOB Hello Carissa

Lisa: Hello everyone :)

Lorie: Howdy Carissa

LordBiBo: Are we there yet?

BOB HAH Marco

Lorie: Just a little bit further my little smurfs

Lorie: -- Papa Smurf

BOB Sharif will be in but late, no word from Lemon but guessing she will be here

Carissa: Hello!

Lisa: Hi Carissa :)

BOB If you did not see up earlier in the chat.... you will after you go read on the weekend. :)

BOB But you have Licornah and Rae at the Elven temple to come back to Loosend in the morning

LordBiBo: we're not even on a boat yet?

BOB and then gathering up everything for supplies and heading down river

Carissa: I had things to add

BOB I had thought you might Carissa

LordBiBo: what ya'll lollygagging around for?

BOB Please go speak with them

BOB Marco you did not read the chat I see

Carissa: I mean I'm good now

BOB they did an amazing job at the arena

LordBiBo: they didn't steal a boat yet though

BOB and you bought a knarr rather than renting

Carissa: (LINK)

<a href="http://www.dragonslayers-society.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php?n=Main.SearchingForAlexandria-SUM">(LINK)</a>

BOB partially through the winnings of the bets

BOB This ship (not boat) in the background image is not the one you are actually using, it just is a nice image

Michael (Talwin): Yay Michael for gold. And getting his ass kicked. But you know, boat, so, it all works out...

'Lemon' connected

BOB Hello Lemon

Carissa: You lived and that's what's important!

Lisa: ship

Carissa: HI Lemon!

BOB LOL Lisa

Lisa: Hi Lemon :)

Michael (Talwin): Ship, yes.

Lorie: Evening Lemon

Carissa: I ship that

Michael (Talwin): And I did live. ALthough I will say it was an emotional trainwreck, which doesn't happen too often.... Also whoever posted the ship with the smily face going in and out of the water on discord, that was good

BOB oh man Carissa

Lisa: lol

Lemon: Hello!

Lorie: I am hopeful we don't have many more sessions of people knocking the snot out of one another

Lemon: Idk, I thought it was pretty fun

'Spring' connected

Carissa: Thistle needs more fights for commentart

Carissa: *y

Lorie: I think everyone else enjoyed it... I got that. It's just not my taste :: shrug ::

BOB Yes to Lorie, the next leg is traveling down the river, traditional encounters, then arriving at Rivers Bend and figuring out how to solve Thistle's portion of the adventure

Michael (Talwin): (It's Thistle, so it will be wild)

BOB Hello Spring, very glad you can make it in

Talwin: Also Hi Spring :)

Lemon: Are you interested in anything specific happening? Or just not people punching each other lol

Michael (Talwin): Also Hi Spring :)

Michael (Talwin): (both?)

Carissa: Hi Spring!

Lorie: I was hoping for more time in the temples, but that was cut short for the arena battles

Lorie: Evening Spring

BOB Not at all Lorie

BOB you can do that now

Spring: hi. i'm not really here yet ... ha

BOB Licornah and Rae are in the temples

BOB you can do what you wish

BOB and then of course do even more in the IC portion of the story arc on the site too

Carissa: Again? I know they came back which is why I put things on site. Are we going back in time or is this a second visit?

Lorie: How BOB? :: confuzzled :: Everyone was watching the arenas... no need to prolong things, let's just move it along

Lorie: Honestly...

Lisa: Hi Spring! :)

Lemon: If that's what you really want to explore, I'm happy to wait while you get your chance.

Lorie: At this point, let's just get on the water

BOB Ok, so we can move forward here, but there is plenty of opportunity to add more on the site, but as Lemon says everyone has their chance in the spotlight

Lorie: more or less the town will be here

BOB OK

Lorie: unless BOB blows it up or gives it a plague

Lorie: ya know... BOB things

BOB LOL

Lorie: Sorry I had an opinion contrary to the group...

Lemon: I mean, that's definitely a possibility lol. So take your chance if you want it!

BOB the Grey Death was over 15 years ago, and it only comes around every other century

BOB NOT at all Lorie,

Lemon: No, it's totally fine that you didn't like the arena. But I would rather see you get to do what interests you, especially after we all got to enjoy something that you didn't

BOB Everyone contributes

BOB agrees with Lemon

LordBiBo: the grey death may only come by every other century, but there's plenty of other colors of death to come in between that time

Michael (Talwin): (Yeah, trust me, i'm good with an arena for a while)

Michael (Talwin): (No desire to repeat for a while)

Lisa: lol

Lisa: oh and I had all these fighting tips from watching

Lisa: throw is a few duck and parries so you don't get hit

Spring: okay bck

Lisa: and more STR checks for breaking bones :)

Lisa: lol

Spring: i bumped the table and had A Very Scary Moment

Spring: so it had to be moved

Lisa: oh no!

Lorie: sorry to hear Spring

BOB so Out of Character to make sure you all get what ever supplies on the shopping list you want for the trip

BOB then one fell swoop of picking them all up before you head out

BOB You are leaving on the morning of the 2nd

Lisa: Jorlaine is bringing us ship supplies and food and water for 2 weeks

BOB the arena exibition was on the 1st

Carissa: Talwin needs armor

Carissa: That's all I know

BOB Metal Armor in water = sink to the bottom

Lisa: yes - and he has 200 gp :)

Carissa: so he's a witch

BOB LOL

Lemon: Well he's going to need it when we disembark

Michael (Talwin): Let's just say I did studded mail. That way TMO and I can rib bob for water

Lemon: He doesn't have to wear it now

Lisa: michael wants the swimmable armor

Michael (Talwin): Yes.Yes I do

Michael (Talwin): lol

Carissa: You can do what Indigo and Raelynn are doing. Buy leather or lighter for ship, but carry the heavier armor for when you're back on land.

Michael (Talwin): Sure, I'll do that. I'm sure for 200 GP bob will let me get the nicest "swimmable" armor you can get.

BOB chuckles

Lemon: Going to be occasionally afk while I make some food

LordBiBo: armor on a boat also = rusty armor

Lemon: Just keep it secret... keep it safe

Michael (Talwin): (Just needs a good polish to keep the rust off)

Spring: haha

Michael (Talwin): LOL

BOB I do build in time for you to polish and sharpen weapons armor etc as you are traveling so you do not need to deal with every detail

Lisa: ack - TMO and Michael worked to get that armor you can swim in and fight with bob every time - can't think of what's called since I don't have it

BOB Studded Leather

Talwin: Oh my god. Bob acknowledges that it exsits

LordBiBo: lol. Oh that fancy studded leather thing

Spring: hahaha

Michael (Talwin): Screen snipping this

BOB chuckles

BOB love you too Michael

Michael (Talwin): Can I deduct that from my "operating expenses" bob? I mean, if the city has an arena, i'd be willing to bet you can buy a set

BOB what else does the group want to look at for bringing

Michael (Talwin): But I'll settle for just regular leather if I can

Michael (Talwin): Also love you too bob

BOB Yes you can get one of those

LordBiBo: life preservers

Michael (Talwin): Sigh. That is a LOAD off my shoulders. I"m feeling kind of squishy right now after that last bout.... :)

BOB You have a 6 to 10 day trip on the river, only two settlements you know of between here and Rivers Bend

LordBiBo: maybe one of those poles with a hook on it that they have at pools to pull people out of the water :)

BOB Gaff Hooks

Michael (Talwin): How do you know that bob.

Michael (Talwin): lol

LordBiBo: he's a librarian. it's his job

BOB grins, Arms & Equipment is one of the books I would like to convert to FG

Michael (Talwin): Is this full blown open running water?

Spring: isnt that what they call them in theatre too

Michael (Talwin): Like, a quick current and everything?

BOB yes to Spring and Yes to Michael

BOB 1 mph current

BOB so not quick current

Michael (Talwin): Then yes. "Gaff Hooks" and Extra rope for tying yourself to the ship

Michael (Talwin): And thank you bob. 1 MPH isn't too bad

BOB so pick how much rope, etc

BOB you have 18 days of food and water included in the cargo

BOB so only need specialty things you want

Michael (Talwin): Each member collects a 15 yard thick rope so in battle you can tie yourself to the ship and not get flung overboard

Lisa: make sure you add armor to your sheet so it adjusts your AC

BOB if Bixi wants to cook a feast, etc.

Michael (Talwin): Ah, thank you Lisa. Will do that right now

BOB I will do that now for Talwin on Armo

BOB Armor

Michael (Talwin): Oh, thank you bob :)

Lemon: I want to make stew. Every day. So there's always a stew ready to be fortified

Lisa: just fixed Indigo

BOB added and equipped

Lisa: tied to the ship and hanging overboard like bait! nice :)

BOB chuckles

BOB for Lemon the basics of a stew will be available

Lisa: sometimes I get pictures in my head from reading things

Image: Chandler Cowles River

BOB There is your sailing map

BOB Everyone watching that?

Lisa: we have 8 water breathing potions if the non-swimmers tell me I can take them off the party pack and they can add them to their char sheets

Carissa: (Rae would like one please, yes)

Spring: watching the map?

Lisa: makes me sea sick :D

BOB To see what rough water can look like

Lisa: jk

BOB grins

Spring: oh the Chandler Cowles River image. yeah

Spring: yeah, i'm closing that

BOB and back to normal now

Spring: whew

BOB but thank you for validating my planning for future encounters grins

Raelynn: (not sure I can add potions - might be on Bob's end)

Spring: BTW i am, per the usual, at work. it's a teensy bit busy

BOB I can move them easier Carissa

Lemon: I also can not swim and wouldn't mind one

Howard Plum: good

Carissa (Raelynn): please and thank you

Carissa (Thistle): (and hand one to Thistle, too, please)

BOB Who gets one?

Carissa (Thistle): (she can swim, but gives more options to hand them to people if needed? not sure how well she swims, either..)

Carissa (Thistle): ty

BOB Added one Potion to Rae and one to Thistle

BOB who else?

Lorie (Licornah): Licornah would take one if there are enough

Lisa: more than enough

Lemon: Bixi please

BOB 4 total so far given out

Lisa: give one to Akilah too - don't think she can swim

BOB 5 now

BOB Rae, Thistle, Licornah, Bixi, Akilah

LordBiBo: Akilah's not a swimmer, no. not so much call for that in a desert

BOB Who else likes to breath?

Lisa: Craigh too - think TMO said he can't swim

BOB breathe?

Spring: hahahaha

Spring: Lanek would scoff at a breathing potion

LordBiBo: can we drink potions underwater?

Carissa: (a bit hard to do with one arm)

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): You can drink water underwater, why not a potion?

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): ooc

Spring: getting the cork out without it blending with the water would be kind of tricky

Lisa: think if you shove bottle in your mouth it will go down

BOB Added to Craigh for number 6

BOB how many more Lisa?

Lisa: enough to last long enough so you don't die at least

LordBiBo: try drinking a bottle of beer underwater and tell me how it goes :)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Corks schmorks. Bixi would like to take our next time off researching twist-off caps.

Lisa: we have 2 more

Lisa: but my guys swim so don't need them

BOB LOL with Lemon, twist off potion caps

Carissa: (but can toss them to someone near them if needed)

LordBiBo: how big are potions in 2e? in other editions they're like test tube sized.

BOB Zayden and Youtargim both have swimming

Lisa: we saw Lanek swimming

BOB ACTUALLY Youtargim does not

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Oh, if they're that small, I am confident in my ability to drink it underwater

Spring: yeah Lanek swims and boats

Carissa: (that explains why he was bad at teaching how to swim!)

BOB Laughs with Carissa

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol!

Spring: probably fair to say Lanek would be bad at teaching

Spring: no patience

Carissa: Lanek is that relative that tosses you into the pool to teach you without warning

Lisa: lol

Bixi Fizzlebang: Even without patience he would be better than Yout. Yout just punched Rae in the stomach and called it good

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): ooc

Lisa: if a non-swimmer goes under likely a swimmer will go after them to check

Carissa: lol

Carissa: we hope so

Carissa: unless they're named Kel

Lisa: they will likely be in combat

Lisa: lol Carissa

Lisa: he did - just for Jennivive

Carissa: LOL true

Lisa: that Indigo totaally had under control ...

Carissa: not that I'd hold a grudge there or anything :)

BOB LOL

Lisa: that was really weird and funny

BOB any other preprations you would like to accomplish?

Lisa: so add youtargim as non-swimmer?

Lisa: Zayden can swim?

BOB yes

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): If Zayden does not have fishing equipment, let's also get some of that.

Carissa: yes to which?

Lisa: to or b or c all of the above?

BOB he does not so added

Carissa: so Yout can swim

Lisa: zayden?

Michael (Talwin): (Sorry. Internet skipped a bit, but if we need to know swimmers, Talwin has that proficiency)

BOB Youtargim cannot swim, Zayden can swim, Zayden does not have fishing gear

Lisa: looks like swimmers are Indigo, Howard, Talwin, Thistle and Lanek

Lisa: and Zayden

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ok, let's buy fishing gear. He will be devastated if he's on a ship for two weeks and can't fish

Lisa: we got him 3 fishing poles and a can for bait

Lisa: he can be out there looking for worms as we speak

Lisa: it's on the party pack so it must be true

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Oh, so BOB lied to me. Ok, got it.

BOB laughs

Michael (Talwin): (Can I save that Lisa?)

BOB both with Lisa and Lemon

Michael (Talwin): (Or quote that I should say)

Lisa: lol

BOB I do think Carissa will quote that

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Thank you Lisa, for keeping up with the party pack so well

Michael (Talwin): (Quick, add stuff to party pack guys!)

BOB so far you have spent 76 gp on supplies

Lisa: for what?

BOB including Talwin's new armor

Carissa: if you tell me to, I do provided I can figure out what I'm suppose to quote

Bixi Fizzlebang: Instead of a lasso of truth, we have a party pack of truth

BOB All of the above things

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): ooc

Lisa: armor and bait?

BOB plus the minor things you are adding, the two big expenses are the armor and the rope

Lisa: oh okay

Michael (Talwin): (You can never have enough rope, but then again bob has a habit of doing things where the rope might turn into an animated sea serpant and turn on us, so...you never know?)

BOB 300 feet of rope on the ship for you

Lisa: map makes ship look like its under water

Carissa: any repair supplies we need?

BOB all the basics are included

Carissa: cool

Lisa: jorlaine was supposed to gives us repair supplies

Lorie (Licornah): (Can I purchase two sets of spell components for healing?)

BOB by the way silk rope not hemp so it costs more but weighs a lot less

BOB yes to Lorie

BOB any common spell components you can have

BOB unusual ones need to be accounted for

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I guess I also want that? And also to pick up some small rocks from the area

BOB crystal prizms etc

BOB yes to rocks for Bixi

Lisa: Michael - remember you have 200 gp so as we go on this trip you have a special gold stash for stuff if you need/want

Lisa: After all your fighting I kept it separate from the party pack funds

Lisa: Bob - we are going broke and you are buying us expensive rope? lol

Michael (Talwin): I want to keep us alive. And I appreciate that, but you really aside from "Emergency stash" I keep on my person, it's for the good of the group really. I suppose I could invest it in a really irritating no-mans land though......

BOB Marco anything you desire?

BOB LOL with Lisa

Carissa: Does persuastion work on potentially lowering some of these prices.../

Carissa: ?

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): You might need it when you find your sensei or whatever it is you're doing with your sword

Michael (Talwin): (Always a possibilitiy)

Lisa: we'll see - maybe your sword master will require something - you lose your armor again, see a shiny thing you must have, etc.

Michael (Talwin): (Thank you for reminding me)

BOB Hemp Rope 50 feet, 1 GP 20 pounds Silk Rope, 50 feet, 10 GP 8 pounds

Michael (Talwin): (And thank you LIsa :))

Lisa: it's fine - I was just kidding

Lisa: about the rope

Michael (Talwin): (No, i really appreciate it. I dind't think about that)

BOB no to Carissa, meaning yes if you roleplay things out it prices can go down or up, so just giving you median prices to make things go quickly

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Lol, yeah, nobody enjoyed it last time I tried to bargain

BOB It almost worked Lemon

Carissa: boo

Bixi Fizzlebang: It did, but everyone was so cranky by the end of it

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): ooc

BOB I think that works IC too wink

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): hahah, it does

BOB Lorie? Marco? any other ideas to add to the supply list?

BOB Spring can you think of anything you need?

Spring: i've been pondering

Spring: can't think of anything beyond what we're getting for everybody

Carissa: phone brb

[500 XP] -> Zayden

[500 XP] -> Talwin

[500 XP] -> Lanek

[500 XP] -> Craigh

[500 XP] -> Youtargim

[500 XP] -> Raelynn

[500 XP] -> Bixi Fizzlebang

[500 XP] -> Thistle

[500 XP] -> Licornah

[500 XP] -> Howard Plum

[500 XP] -> Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal

[500 XP] -> Zayden

[500 XP] -> Talwin

[500 XP] -> Lanek

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): ?

[500 XP] -> Craigh

[500 XP] -> Bixi Fizzlebang

[500 XP] -> Licornah

Spring: hey what did he do?

[500 XP] -> Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal

BOB What do you mean Spring?

LordBiBo: life jackets?

Spring: did he just get some XP?

Spring: he was in the corner grumbling

BOB That was the XP award for Leg One of the Story Arc

Spring: oh, okay

BOB I awarded it but did not update the character sheets yet

BOB There is more coming

[776 XP] -> Raelynn

[776 XP] -> Youtargim

[776 XP] -> Lanek

[776 XP] -> Craigh

[776 XP] -> Thistle

[776 XP] -> Licornah

[776 XP] -> Howard Plum

[776 XP] -> Indigo

[776 XP] -> Bixi Fizzlebang

[776 XP] -> Zayden

[776 XP] -> Talwin

[776 XP] -> Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal

BOB All the encounter XP, etc has been awarded now

LordBiBo: lol. I wasn't in the corner grumbling. I was very much up front grumbling

BOB so as you are sailing/rowing along you might have better saves, etc.

BOB Laughs with Marco

Spring: Lanek wouldn't want to get near the packing and bustling about lest he get drafted into, like, WORK or something

Lisa: he needs to save himself for rowing

Image: Knarr - The Buttercup

Michael (Talwin): Thanks for the XP :)

Spring: speaking of work ...

User has gone AFK. (Spring)

BOB Everyone is on the Buttercup now

BOB You should be able to see around with the mast etc blocking line of sight

Lisa: takwin is dead on my map

Talwin's health adjusted by +100

LordBiBo: you killed him!

BOB Updated now, grins

GM: There is more coming

BOB LOL

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Hello, my name is Reven/Lipthink (giant sword). You killed my Talwin. Prepare to die.

BOB who ever dragged that down

Michael (Talwin): LOL

'Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal' applied '1954' experience to Thief.

User is back. (Spring)

'Bixi Fizzlebang' applied '888' experience to Illusionist.

'Bixi Fizzlebang' applied '888' experience to Cleric.

BOB Bixi is only 90 XP from level

'Craigh' applied '1776' experience to Thief.

'Howard Plum' applied '1276' experience to Mage.

Lisa: killing talwin might get you 90 xp :)

Spring (Lanek): haha

'Indigo' applied '854' experience to Fighter.

Michael (Talwin): Only 90?

Lisa: lol

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol!

'Lanek' applied '1776' experience to Thief.

Lisa: okay Howard

'Licornah' applied '1776' experience to Cleric.

'Raelynn' applied '1404' experience to Cleric.

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): If Bixi is going to kill someone, it's going to be Yout

'Talwin' applied '1954' experience to Fighter.

BOB Talwin is 1,024 away

'Thistle' applied '1340' experience to Thief.

'Youtargim' applied '1276' experience to Thief.

'Zayden' applied '1776' experience to Thief.

BOB so all the XP is caught up now that you are on the river

BOB heading east

BOB downstream

BOB and Indigo (and Zayden and Youtargim) can go IC and talk about what they have seen on the river and what sailing/rowing will be like

BOB how to make the best time and what is dangerous about trying to cut corners

The time is 8:00 AM

BOB brb refilling and emptying

Lisa (Indigo): Indigo talks to himself since Sharif is not here and Yout player just walked away

Lisa (Indigo): or did he mean to everyone?

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Probably

Lisa (Indigo): lol

Bixi Fizzlebang: Indigo, I've never been on a ship before. What do I need to know?

Indigo: Don't fall overboard

Indigo: We're going downstream so we should make good time

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: It is good advice

Indigo: I'm rowing so someone who doesn't want to help row should take the spyglass and be in charge of looking for dangers

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): My center of gravity is pretty low, I should be ok there

Bixi Fizzlebang: My center of gravity is pretty low, I should be ok there

Indigo: We should look for other ships and boats and creatures like scrags and stuff

Spring (Lanek): i assume Lanek is rowing but being grouchy about it

Indigo: Oh and if we run into a toll dragon we should be nice and not try and kill it

Indigo: toll dragons can be bad if they flip the ship

Bixi Fizzlebang: ... What's a toll dragon?

Indigo: we've never tried to fight one

Indigo: A dragon that pops up in the river and wants something to pass

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: isn't that just a dragon?

Indigo: We paid one and another one Sarengar sang to it and it was so happy it let us go by

Bixi Fizzlebang: Good thing we have Zayden!

Indigo: Well yeah but a toll dragon stays in one place and just wants stuff

Indigo: Instead of flying over and trying to kill us off the bat

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Most dragons I've experienced simply want your gold. Perhaps your virgins, if they are hungry.

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: It is the desire to not supply either that leads to conflict

Indigo: most dragons I've seen just come and attack us. They don't really ask for anything

Indigo: I don't think we have any virgins

Indigo: Maybe Howard!

Howard Plum: That is inappropriate!

Lanek: snerts

BOB WOW

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Truth be told, I doubt a dragon can tell the difference between a virgin and one who is not.

Indigo: Unicorns can

Youtargim: I think it is the rarity of them that counts

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: We are not feeding a unicorn.

Indigo: Rarity of dragons or virgins?

Youtargim: I have not seen a unicorn

Lanek: (LINK)

<a href="https://youtu.be/cU6qrxmDwAo">(LINK)</a>

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: If we have to sacrifice someone, my vote is for the purple one. She is too quiet. I think she is plotting against you.

Youtargim: Rarity of virgins was my first thought, but I do think dragons are just as rare

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: I think they just want to be sure the meat is not diseased

Bixi Fizzlebang: That doesn't seem to be a good barometer for disease

Youtargim: Is Knotty a virgin?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Dragons don't know much about demihumanity.

Bixi Fizzlebang: Very unlikely. I'm sure he was wild before he did circus tricks

Youtargim: so definately diseased

Indigo: laughs

Indigo: Who isn't helping to row?

Bixi Fizzlebang: If he was sick, he would have mentioned it by now

Youtargim: I think you can not be a virgin and not be diseased

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Can I even reach the oars?

Youtargim: well you have not sailed with a lot of people I know Bixi, they look fine but I would not want them .... intimate with me

BOB Yes to everyone reachign the oars

BOB Youtargim is at the wheel steering for now

Bixi Fizzlebang: I can help for awhile, but I do want to start a stew pretty soon

Indigo: Thanks Bixi

BOB You need 8 people rowing

Lanek: grumbly mumbly

BOB out of your 12

Lisa (Indigo): my point was whoever is not rowing has to take the spyglass and look for dangers periodically

Lisa (Indigo): not a bad thing - just a different job

Carissa: (back, sorry)

Lisa (Indigo): I figured Indigo should row

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Should that person have obs or does it matter?

BOB Indigo do you think the elves should be using the spy glass?

Youtargim: Indigo do you think the elves should be using the spy glass?

Lisa (Indigo): Indigo doesn't have obs - it lets you see better

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: is an elf with observation

Carissa (Thistle): (lol)

Indigo: Why not? Or should they?

Carissa (Thistle): (you can toss Thistle on rowing, she's been lazy enough so far)

Youtargim: I was thinking they have good eyesight

Youtargim: soft mutter and very nice eyes

Youtargim: so maybe one of them should take the spyglass and help

Indigo: looks at the elves

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: I am skilled at locating things

Youtargim: Akilah have you been on rivers before? or only on the sea?

Lanek: casts a dirty look at Yout

Indigo: Good

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: I am on one now

Indigo: hands Akilah the spyglass

Youtargim: This is not a river like back home

Indigo: Tell us if you see anything strange

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: does find traps help me locate dangers/ambushes on the river?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: I see many strange things

Indigo: Both in front and in back

Youtargim: Yes to Marco

Indigo: Sometimes other ships try to sneak up on you

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: I will alert you if anything is dangerous

Indigo: Thanks!

Michael (Talwin): I apologize, need to take poor doggo out. Should be back in 15 tops, less if he doesn't have to sniff every bush from here to the next buildings over

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: I'll be using find traps then

Youtargim: Watch for sand banks too, with the river so low we might need to watch for that too

Youtargim: and I suppose we will be off the river before the floods come?

Indigo: I hope so

Youtargim: Indigo? do you know when they normally happen?

-> Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: might need to watch for that too.

Indigo: In spring and it's winter so we should be all right

User has gone AFK. (Spring)

BOB It is spring now, New Years is the start of Spring

BOB but your point is valid

Lisa (Indigo): sure make it all snoy and winter as we trudge along the road and as soon as we hop on a ship it's suddenly spring with floods

Lisa (Indigo): snowy

BOB sorry it is the start of spring, New Years is the middle of spring, so it is unlikely to be floods this early

Lisa (Indigo): good

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Proof that BOBs calendar is too complicated... even he doesn't understand it :P

Lisa (Indigo): lol

BOB But it does mean that (LOL lemon) that Midturn is not on the water right now, one of the two settlements Indigo knows

BOB and Akilah can make her checks

BOB as you start off down the river

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: uses her excellent eyesight and sense for danger to look out for any potential floods, ambushes or other dangers.

BOB three of them for the morning

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): just need to figure out -how-

BOB roll into the dice tower on the lower right

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [TOWER] [SKILL] Find/Remove Traps [PERCENT:Find/Remove Traps] (vs. Target 90) [SUCCESS by 42] [d100 = 48]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [TOWER] [SKILL] Find/Remove Traps [PERCENT:Find/Remove Traps] (vs. Target 90) [SUCCESS by 7] [d100 = 83]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [TOWER] [SKILL] Find/Remove Traps [PERCENT:Find/Remove Traps] (vs. Target 90) [SUCCESS by 18] [d100 = 72]

BOB and your observation there too please

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [TOWER] [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 19]

BOB two more

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [TOWER] [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 10]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [TOWER] [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 16]

BOB So you head off the docks, downstream, the city is fairly quiet because of the previous days celebrations

BOB as you start off it takes you a bit to get rowing properly, Youtargim steers back and forth to compensate as the uneven rowing from inexperienced crew makes the ship lurch

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: takes some time to appreciate the craftsmanship of the spyglass which is probably worth more than this ship.

Lisa (Indigo): lol

BOB Then Akilah calls out as a small green cloud comes off of an island to the port (north side) of the ship

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: GREEEN CLOUD OF DEATH HOOO!

BOB and yes Akilah is very accurate in that assessment,

BOB I will give Indigo and Rae an Intition and or Knowledge check on that

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: rings a bell

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): botany check?

BOB no

Carissa (Thistle): (it did not like you sharing that image)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Are you sure?

BOB grins, sorry

BOB I did not share any image Carissa

Lisa (Indigo): know is INT and INU is wis?

BOB Yes to Lisa sorry

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): green dragon gas?

Carissa (Thistle): (well ship image just popped up with errors)

Indigo: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 11) [FAILURE by 8] [d20 = 19]

BOB Huh Carissa, did anyone else get those errors?

Raelynn: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 11]

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): no errors here

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Wow, Indigo would be flunking his math test today

Lisa (Indigo): didn't see any errors

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I got them when I first opened it

-> Raelynn: Rae knows that the green gas is emerging from the "witches island" but not sure what it means

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): But I opened it awhile ago

User is back. (Spring)

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): open what now?

Lisa (Indigo): oh yes those

Thistle: Oh! That's the Witches' Island.

Raelynn: Oh! That's the Witches' Island.

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Then we shall need to be getting the burning supplies.

Indigo: Is it close enough to hurt us? I think we should just sail away past it

Raelynn: I don't know what it means. I just know the island.

Youtargim: I think we can speed up and get past it

Bixi Fizzlebang: If we can just move past it, I don't think we need to go burn a whole island down?

Youtargim: Can everyone row a bit faster?

Bixi Fizzlebang: Seems like overkill

Indigo: Row and head starboard to pass it

Indigo: rows harder

Indigo: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 17) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 16]

BOB thank you Lisa

Thistle: Shouldn't someone yell to make us more motivated to row faster?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: One cannot over kill. You do just enough kill or not enough kill.

Michael (Talwin): (Back, sorry about that)

Thistle: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 9) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 14]

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Do we all need to do checks?

Michael (Talwin): (We rowing?)

Carissa (Thistle): (Talwin save us with your super rowing)

BOB Bixi, Thistle, Rae, Talwin, Licornah can make Strength checks

Talwin: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 18) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 19]

Bixi Fizzlebang: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 9]

Carissa (Thistle): ouch

Licornah: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 8) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 9]

Michael (Talwin): Yeah, sorry about that :)

Michael (Talwin): (I tried)

Raelynn: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 11) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 7]

Lisa (Indigo): Bixi and Indigo kick ass in the rowing dept :)

Thistle: 'Cause I'm just not feeling it today.

Lisa (Indigo): there we go - Raelynn!

Carissa (Raelynn): (lol who knew she had it in her)

Michael (Talwin): lol

BOB so half the crew made their checks

BOB that is good enough if Youtarmim makes his check

Thistle: Row row row and... things! Otherwise this'll... sting?

Thistle: attempts to motivate the crew

Youtargim: [SKILL] Seamanship [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 14] [d20 = 1]

Carissa (Thistle): her motivation worked!

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Wow, he did something good for once!

BOB The crew PULLS hard and Youtargim steers carefully and you avoid the gas cloud

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: keeps an eye out for witches with the spyglass.

Spring (Lanek): sorry i missed the checks

Spring (Lanek): i had to BRB too abruptly to BRB

BOB so you get past the local problems around Loosend

BOB heading downstream

Michael (Talwin): Hey bob, I could just be crazyt, but I vaguaely remember a gas cloud from before? Was I insane to think that?

Indigo: Good maneuvering Youtargim!

BOB Not at all, nice catch Michael,

Michael (Talwin): OK. Just checking :)

BOB I thought only TMO and Lisa were around for that?

Michael (Talwin): No I think I was animated for that one

Michael (Talwin): Like, realyl worked up. I just can't remember why other then it was a gas cloud

Michael (Talwin): (Might have been with Hugh. It's been awhile)

Youtargim: Thank you Indigo

Lisa (Indigo): would have been Hugh

Youtargim: Glad to have Akilah on watch to spot things early

Talwin: Yes, thank you Indigo. Thank you Akilah

Indigo: Yes! Nice find Akilah!

Talwin: Thank you Youtargim for your help as well

Youtargim: Thistle might need to work on her rowing chants though

Talwin: Smiles

Talwin: Guffaws

Indigo: Row faster and harder on the Buttercup! Let everyone who sees us know … ummm … what’s up?

Talwin: Yeah, maybe...

Thistle: Oh! Indigo's got it! Kind of?

Youtargim: Row harder you scum, or you don't get your rum

'Shislif' connected

Bixi Fizzlebang: You sure weren't kidding about the good eyesight!

Thistle: Hmm, no that's both too nice and too mean at once.

Youtargim: Hit those oars, twos and fours

Indigo: We rowing away on our ship! As we start our new trip!

Bixi Fizzlebang: Row a little faster

Thistle: Row faster you scurvies, or you'll all die. WATCH OUT! There's a dragon in the sky!

Bixi Fizzlebang: So we have time to get plastered!

Youtargim: Row a bit faster, or meet your master

Indigo: looks up

Youtargim: Nice Bixi!

Youtargim: I like yours

BOB Hello Sharif

Lanek: snorts, but rows

Sharif: Hi everyone :)

Bixi Fizzlebang: Row a little speedier before that cloud gets needier!

Carissa (Thistle): hi sharif!

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Hello Sharif!

Lisa (Indigo): HI Sharif!

Spring (Lanek): hi Sharif!

Youtargim: Hard to Port, or eat my shorts

Sharif: Nice boat!

Thistle: You better row fast or I'll kick you in the ass!

Lisa (Indigo): ship

Sharif: Nice ship!

Carissa (Thistle): (lol)

BOB LOL

Bixi Fizzlebang: Good one Thistle!

Thistle: Thanks! I thought so, too.

Youtargim: One Two Row, Three Four GO

Bixi Fizzlebang: Get going, get rowing, or get punched in the head! Talwin's got some serious arena cred!

Youtargim: Cheers Bixi

Lisa (Indigo): lol

Lanek: chuckles, then checks nobody heard him chuckle

Youtargim: Are thre Elven chants?

Bixi Fizzlebang: Licornah, you must have some ideas? Maybe something about your home land?

Youtargim: Akliah anything out there?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: looks out for danger.

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: We used to have a chant. "Hurry up or I will murder you in your sleep." Not as catchy, but still effective

Licornah: :: turns and looks at Bixi :: ... I don't row where I'm from. I can offer chanting or blesses but can't row too. :: Shrugs ::

Sharif: would some music help the rowers row?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Where I come from, we do not split ourselves up by race like you westerners do. So I know of no 'elven' chants as you say.

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): I don't either, but I just made some things up! It's fun, you should try it!

Bixi Fizzlebang: I don't either, but I just made some things up! It's fun, you should try it!

Talwin: Mutters: I mean when you think about it Reven, that is quite inspirational. Kind of like, the beatings will continue until morale improves

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: I know some poems, but they are perhaps not the most inspiring for rowers.

Bixi Fizzlebang: Where I'm from, the judge you by your nose. That's why I said this place blows! Time for me to get up and go, and now I'm stuck here while we row row row!

Raelynn: Would Elven chants even be inspiring if you don't understand them?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: One need not understand music to appreciate it.

Raelynn : [Translation] Row, row, row some more! But you don't understand this because you're a bore.

<font color="#000000">Row, row, row some more! But you don't understand this because you're a bore.

[understood by: Licornah, Raelynn]

Lanek: i think a leg o turkey would be the most inspirin thing to me

Talwin: Most inspriring Lanek

Talwin: Dryly

Indigo: I think Zayden playing and singing would be nice

Youtargim: I will say that Bixi seems to be on the nose with these

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: Exactly. All this frippery is ridiculous. Once we reach our destination, you should consider murdering them in their sleep.

Raelynn : [Translation] Encore, encore! Move those oars! What are you waiting for, we're close to shore!

<font color="#000000">Encore, encore! Move those oars! What are you waiting for, we're close to shore!

[understood by: Licornah, Raelynn]

Talwin: Mutters to Reven: Hard pass buddy. Just because somethig is effective doesnt' mean it's the best solution

BOB after three hours Rae, Bixi, Thistle would want to change out

Michael (Talwin): Tag us in!

Shislif (Zayden): like a watch?

BOB Zayden, Howard and Craigh are available

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: I am just concerned for your safety. The fluffy one is probably fine. The little one is just annoying. The hungry one seems ok. But the rest? That sassy one would absolutely stab your in your sleep. And the sneaky purple one? And that old one? What is he even doing here?

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Great, I want to make a stew

Shislif (Zayden): what we doin?

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): rowing rowing rowing

Zayden: Ohhh i could go fishing!

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): keep those oars a'rowing!

BOB just to keep in mind non-experienced people (so everyone except Indigo, Zayden, Youtargim) will want to take turns, you need 8 rowing at a time

Talwin: Snorts, but turns it into a cough, as if hearing somethign that might be funny in context

Michael (Talwin): Unless we are dying, in which case we tag out for attacking

Shislif (Zayden): Zay has experience in rowing?

Michael (Talwin): BUT, that means we slow to almost noghting

Michael (Talwin): So it's a delicate balancing act

Carissa (Raelynn): (Lanek has experience, too, right?)

Carissa (Raelynn): (he's got boating)

BOB 8 rowing at a time means average movement

Shislif (Zayden): 8 people rowing at a time?

Michael (Talwin): (Okay, I know i've done somethign with this before bob. Deja Vu hit me like a frieght train out of LA)

Shislif (Zayden): seems like a lot

Michael (Talwin): (Shiverrs)

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: And the one obsessed with fish. Ten gold says he catches a poisonous fish and feeds it to everyone unknowingly. That little one would cook it up without asking any questions, she's an idiot.

BOB Youtargrim is the only one with Seamanship to steer properly

Zayden: which oar shall I abhor then?

Bixi Fizzlebang: Good one Zayden!

Talwin: Sighs. As much as I love our conversations Reven, I'm afraid I'm about to enter the land of zen while I row. You are free to distract me with mock mental exercises of battle if you wish, but it better be really engaging

Zayden: Haha thanks Bixi!

BOB So you can sort things out how you want, essentially like watches

Michael (Talwin): (One shift watch, ONe shift row, one shift sleep) :)

BOB Indigo and Zayden are used to boats/ships and can handle it all day

Zayden: I'll take the port side, reminds me of dessert wine

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: I don't do mock mental exercises. Only real mental excercises. I am offended

BOB the others will want breaks

Shislif (Zayden): cool

Talwin: Snorts to himself.

Shislif (Zayden): are we out in the open rowing or in the guts of the ship?

BOB You have enough people to rotate in and out to get your average speed so no worries there

BOB open rowing

Shislif (Zayden): Nice

Michael (Talwin): (But if we get attacked, also need to protect the rowers)

Shislif (Zayden): how do i know/can I check the weather/sea condition?

BOB the reason you want to know who is on and off is for what Michael said

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Zayden must know some sea chanties

Bixi Fizzlebang: Zayden must know some sea chanties

Shislif (Zayden): cool

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: is inspired by the mention of drinking to write a poem and quickly begins jotting down some notes in her journal.

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Oooh, I can predict weather!

Zayden: Maybe if you ask a third time

Zayden smiles

Zayden: But yea of course I do!

BOB See everyone can contribute

Zayden: Once we get rowing though

Image: Chandler Cowles River

Lanek: ugh. we are rowing

Image: Knarr - The Buttercup

Shislif (Zayden): oh sorry wasn't sure if I had to do something to get started with rowing

Spring (Lanek): no worries

Zayden: How about this weather today huh?

Spring (Lanek): i thought you were doing something funny IC

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): where tf is my weather prediciton spell?

Zayden: How would you describe this weather Bixi?

Zayden: positive, neutral, negative

Zayden: something inbetween

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: finishes penning a quick and dirty poem in her journal, then clears her throat.

Talwin: Okay, so I'm waiting for the onslought of Youtube Videos, but I wanted to beat the rowing ones first

Talwin: (LINK)

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPe2diiGJRE&list=RDEMP1cMEBtRf8m50gC_UMOETQ&start_radio=1&rv=qP-7GNoDJ5c">(LINK)</a>

Michael (Talwin): Last time I posted Wreck of Edmund Fitzgerald. It was a downers so.... yeah. Not htis time

Shislif (Zayden): Nice

Shislif (Zayden): that came up when I google sea shanty too :)

Shislif (Zayden): or duck duck go :)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Hey, my spells got all weird

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): What did you do BOB, and where is my weather prediction spell?

Shislif (Zayden): Nice though

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: I have not written much poetry in western common, but if it will help us pass the time, I have written a modest one.

Michael (Talwin): haha

Zayden: Please do!

Michael (Talwin): (Go for it :)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): They used to be listed by level and now they're all mixed up?

Zayden: Some poems are just modest, it's not big deal

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: The waters lap across the bow. Like aqua jewels they crash and now the glistening muscles of sailors row. With strength they pull, by strength we go. Carry on ye lovely folk! Bring us forward with every stroke! For when our journey comes to end, A drink awaits ye all, my friends.

Zayden: Wow amazing!

Zayden claps

Zayden hoots in a complimentary way

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: bows politely

Michael (Talwin): So bob, do you need a list of who's on rowers right now, a list of watchers, and a list of sleepers?

Zayden: I like the way we're all apart of the poem, and I like how it promises a drink in the end!

Michael (Talwin): For tracking?

Zayden: Which is binding by the way

Zayden smirks

Zayden: Thank you for sharing that with us Akilah, it's a pleasure to row by your side

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Keep us going and we will find drink at the end, I promise.

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: winks.

Shislif (Zayden): so the rowing is just happening automatically and we just talk right? Or is there something we need to do?

Indigo: Nice!

Zayden Continues to row

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: Hmm. Drinks might also be an ok motivator. I still think you should consider murder.

Lisa (Indigo): yes if something happens we may need to roll but normally we just go

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Hoping BOB is quiet because he's fixing my spells

BOB I was looking for Bixi's spells but I do not see anything

BOB I am now moving to the site to see what the list there looks like

Talwin: Murmers a s Sigh to Reven: We really need to stop talking about murder so often. I'm trying to chill out a little here. Enjoy the little things. Don't worry, you'll be the first thing to feel blood when needed.

BOB and yes to Sharif on the rowing and talking

BOB Carissa has the quote about talking and encounters

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): They used to be sorted by levels. I have too many not not have them be sorted. I will die.

Carissa (Raelynn): (sure what?)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I also want to cast my weather prediction now

Carissa (Raelynn): (Lemon click search display that might change it)

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: Fine, but you need to promise me you'll talk to the quiet ones more, find out their stories. Make sure they're not plotting something. I've heard them talking about you when you are sleeping.

Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Grumbles unintelligebly

Shislif (Zayden): cool thx

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I tried that. It changes up the display, but not to anything even close to what it used to look like

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I canged mode, I changed display

Zayden begins whistling

Licornah: Cure Light Wounds

Zayden: Anybody have experience with sea creatures?

Indigo: Sure

Zayden: I find them intimidating, who knows what's down there you know

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: I see many creatures

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: if you can not promise, neither can I.

Bixi Fizzlebang: Right now???

Bixi Fizzlebang: is slightly alarmed

Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Oh I don't know, I could throw you in the river and let you "stew" for a few years

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Only in my poems.

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: Go ahead

Zayden: Hey do you think this water is safe to drink?

Zayden: probably not right?

BOB found it Lemon, the Weather Sphere is not in FG right now, those need to be added to our Spell Module

Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Chuckles to himself

BOB So we will have to fix that later

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: We have priests who can make it safe to drink, do we not?

Zayden: That's a cool trick hey

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: I would rather be rusted at the bottom of the sea than watch you die to some pointy-eared elf.

Zayden: I knew this guy once could turn water into wine, he was VERY popular

BOB chuckles

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ok, well, can I pretend to cast it and then go make some stew please?

BOB Yes to Lemon

Shislif (Zayden): I could go for stew

Bixi Fizzlebang: casts weather prediction

Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Sigh. I will keep it in mind. I may dislike my comrades at times, but I seriously doubt they would shiv me

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: I heard that was something one could be executed for in this land.

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: I don't think you know some of them as well as you think you do, my friend.

GM: [d100 = 28]

BOB Bixi looks to the sky and says that this is good sailing weather

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): That's it?

Carissa (Raelynn): (predicts out to three days)

Zayden: Why would anybody be executed for that though? Doesn't make sense

Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): I don't need to. Indigo would avenge me at the very least

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): I once made a weather generator in python. You set the season and climate and it would tell you everything you wanted to know

Bixi Fizzlebang: Some people don't like the drink?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Big Wine does not like the competition.

BOB grins yeap, good breeze, no storms coming, no harsh weather

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: Sure, if you want to be dead and avenged, be my guest. Personally, I would prefer alive.

Zayden: These are great reasons absolutely right

Zayden: wouldn't stand a chance

Bixi Fizzlebang: Should be good sailing weather for the next few days! I'm going to go get some stew started for this evening

Zayden: Boy this weather sure is something else her!

Bixi Fizzlebang: [SKILL] Cooking [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20 = 10]

Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Eh, it does make more sense when you put it like that

Story: Weather Forecast: 10 Day(s)

Zayden: too bad we don't have time for fishing and a swim, this seems like the perfect setting

Zayden: What kind of stew?

BOB For Bixi and Marco to enjoy

Indigo: You can fish when you're off rowing duty

Zayden: How long is rowing duty?

Bixi Fizzlebang: After you catch fish, I'll make stew out of that. For now... whatever we have I guess

Indigo: and swim at night or in the morning before we get going

Zayden: aweseome

Indigo: Ummm a few hours

Carissa (Raelynn): (it's spring, why's it keep getting colder after today?? are we in the northeast or something?)

Zayden: and sounds good Bixi

Zayden: Can I swim in the nude?

Raelynn: Please don't

Indigo: laughs

Bixi Fizzlebang: Yeah if you want to be dragon bait

Indigo: I don't care

Zayden: International waters right?

Raelynn: Lanek jumping in the water nearly was already enough for my eyes.

Story: Weather Forecast: 10 Day(s)

BOB Sorry for that, Thank you Spring, it was on Winter and not Spring

BOB fixed now

BOB Carissa too

Lanek: gives Rae a sour look

Carissa (Raelynn): (well one day in the 50s, that's... an improvement)

Shislif (Zayden): Oh cool, what day are we on now?

Carissa (Raelynn): hope we're somewhere warmer when it's 12 out

BOB 2nd day of the 12th month

Shislif (Zayden): cool

Indigo: Rowing faster so I've been told; keeps you from feeling the cold

Carissa (Raelynn): lol

Zayden chuckles

Youtargim: Indigo you must have taught them these chants

Youtargim: you are all doing so well

Lanek: they don't have to be about the rowin, ya know

Michael (Talwin): Apologies. BRB

Lanek: they can be about death and honor and gold

Youtargim: What songs do you know Lanek?

Lanek: clears throat

Lanek: i was sick and nigh to death

Zayden: (LINK)

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3wzlHYzsg8">(LINK)</a>

Lanek: till 'e go, till 'e go

Lanek: i was sick and nigh to death

Lanek: till 'e go

Lanek: i was sick and nigh to death

Lanek: but till i draw me final breath

Lanek: i will go in wisdom's ways

Lanek: as we sail

Troll, Freshwater Scrag: Advanced Effect ['REGEN:3'] -> [to Troll, Freshwater Scrag]

Troll, Freshwater Scrag 2: Advanced Effect ['REGEN:3'] -> [to Troll, Freshwater Scrag 2]

Troll, Freshwater Scrag 3: Advanced Effect ['REGEN:3'] -> [to Troll, Freshwater Scrag 3]

Raelynn: Well that was, ummmm....

Lanek: at the execution dock, till 'e go, till 'e go

Lanek: at the execution dock, til 'e go

Carissa (Thistle): (it doesn't like what you're doing Bob, stop putting mosters on a map)

Spring (Lanek): hahaha

Shislif (Zayden): getting the compile log thing freakin out on me

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): error city: population 12 billion

Lanek: hmmm don't member the rest of that un

Shislif (Zayden): oh it's better

Bixi Fizzlebang: I know one about death

Carissa (Thistle): (I mean now I know what monsters they are though... maybe I like this cheat)

Shislif (Zayden): oh wait no

Thistle: That was AWESOME!

Carissa (Thistle): (and how many....)

User has gone AFK. (LordBiBo)

Carissa (Thistle): musta rolled a 1 on obs :P

Spring (Lanek): 109 heroic characters?

Carissa (Thistle): only 32 orcs, no worries

Bixi Fizzlebang: Well they showed you a statue and told you to pray, they built you a temple and locked you away, but they never told you the price you would pay, for things that you might have done. Only the good die young

Lanek: not bad

Lisa (Indigo): we didn't roll scrags

Zayden: what are the things you have done?

BOB very nice Bixi

Zayden: I like it, seems a little dark, but I like it

Bixi Fizzlebang: [SKILL] Observation [d20 = 1]

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): low is good right

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Thistle: Ooh that is good.

Carissa (Thistle): (very)

Lisa (Indigo): yes Bixi can see RiversBend from here :)

Carissa (Thistle): (lol)

BOB as Bixi is getting her cooking supplies in order and dipping for some water she spots two Scrags that are crawling up the side of the ship, and when she turns to yell she spots a third on the other side of the ship

BOB all on the CT now

Lisa (Indigo): roll init?

BOB Yes Everyone can roll Init

Thistle: Thistle tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

Indigo: Indigo tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

Thistle: Thistle forced re-roll of initiative.

Thistle: [INIT][Reaction Adj: -1] [d10+9 = 19]

Raelynn: Raelynn forced re-roll of initiative.

Raelynn: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+10 = 14]

Indigo: Indigo tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

Lanek: Lanek tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

Indigo: Indigo tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

Indigo: Indigo tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

Indigo: Indigo tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

Indigo: Indigo tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

Indigo: Indigo tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

Lanek: Lanek tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

Lisa (Indigo): wow - that was weird

Carissa (Thistle): (lol deep breath, hold alt, then click)

Lanek: Lanek tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

Troll, Freshwater Scrag (Ginormous): [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+6 = 7]

Lanek: Lanek forced re-roll of initiative.

Lanek: [INIT][Reaction Adj: -2] [d10+8 = 12]

Lisa (Indigo): lol didn't realize it was rolling was looking right and not left

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10 = 10]

Spring (Lanek): dunno why that's a re-roll instead of just a roll

[TURN] Indigo - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

Carissa (Thistle): lol

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): omgggg

Indigo: Indigo forced re-roll of initiative.

Bixi Fizzlebang: Bixi Fizzlebang tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

Licornah: Licornah tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

Bixi Fizzlebang: Bixi Fizzlebang forced re-roll of initiative.

Bixi Fizzlebang: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10 = 8]

Carissa (Thistle): (CT doesn't change between fights so it's usually us needing to reroll each battle)

Licornah: Licornah tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

BOB It looks like everyone has a good Init now

Licornah: Licornah tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

Carissa (Thistle): (versus kLoOge which would stop between battles)

Licornah: Licornah tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

Licornah: Licornah tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

Howard Plum: Howard Plum forced re-roll of initiative.

Howard Plum: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+10 = 16]

Licornah: Licornah forced re-roll of initiative.

BOB two scrags got very nice rolls the other did not

Licornah: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+10 = 12]

BOB Indigo is up

Carissa (Thistle): (and the one by him go the bad roll)

BOB Your side is not surprised thanks to Bixi

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): What's a scrag

Howard Plum: Talwin get this one. I'm going to the stern!

Spring (Lanek): when i scroll over it, it says it's a type of troll

Indigo: Talwin get this one. I'm going to the stern!

Indigo: runs off to the scrag by Lanek

Shislif (Zayden): back

Indigo: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(13)] [d20+4 = 22]

Attack [22] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Troll, Freshwater Scrag 2] [Hit-AC: -9 vs. 3 ] [AC: -9 ] [Location: Chest] [HIT]

Indigo: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing (1d6+4=10)] [d6+4 = 10]

Shislif (Zayden): we fighting?

Indigo: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(13)] [d20+4 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Troll, Freshwater Scrag 2] [Hit-AC: -4 vs. 3 ] [AC: -4 ] [Location: Forearm, back] [HIT]

Carissa (Thistle): (yes scrags, you'll need to reroll your init)

Indigo: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing (1d6+4=6)] [d6+4 = 6]

[6] -> [to Troll, Freshwater Scrag 2] [STATUS: Light]

Indigo: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(13)] [d20+4 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Troll, Freshwater Scrag 2] [Hit-AC: -2 vs. 3 ] [AC: -2 ] [Location: Forearm, back] [HIT]

Indigo: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing (1d6+4=10)] [d6+4 = 10]

[10] -> [to Troll, Freshwater Scrag 2] [STATUS: Heavy]

[TURN] Troll, Freshwater Scrag (Ginormous) - [(REGEN:3)]

[TURN] Troll, Freshwater Scrag (Ginormous)

User is back. (LordBiBo)

Troll, Freshwater Scrag (Ginormous): [ATTACK (M)] Claw #1 [THACO(15)] [d20 = 1]

Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 10 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): I go to the bathroom and trolls attack us?

Troll, Freshwater Scrag (Ginormous): [ATTACK (M)] Claw #1 [THACO(15)] [d20 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 10 ] [AC: 10 ] [Location: Arm, upper outer] [HIT]

Lisa (Howard Plum): of course

Troll, Freshwater Scrag (Ginormous): [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #1 [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (1d4+1=2)] [d4+1 = 2]

[2] -> [to Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal] [STATUS: Light]

[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4 | Punching; BSTR: 0]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 20]

Michael (Talwin): Back. So sorry. What needs done. Do I need to roll INI?

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I no longer know how to figure out what spells I can use so...

Lorie (Licornah): (need to go AFK to help a child)

Carissa (Thistle): (yes)

Talwin: Talwin tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

Lisa (Howard Plum): I left you the scag right near you

Carissa (Thistle): (you and Zayden)

Talwin: Talwin forced re-roll of initiative.

Talwin: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+10 = 19]

Bixi Fizzlebang: [ATTACK (R)] Sling (Stone) [THACO(20)] [d20 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (R)] [at Troll, Freshwater Scrag (Ginormous)] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 3 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

GM: [HEAL] Regeneration [ = 3]

Heal [3] -> [to Troll, Freshwater Scrag 2] [STATUS: Moderate]

[TURN] Troll, Freshwater Scrag 2 - [(REGEN:3)]

[TURN] Troll, Freshwater Scrag 2

Troll, Freshwater Scrag 2: [ATTACK (M)] Claw #1 [THACO(15)] [d20 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Indigo] [Hit-AC: -1 vs. 10 ] [AC: -1 ] [Location: Head, top] [HIT]

Troll, Freshwater Scrag 2: [ATTACK (M)] Claw #2 [THACO(15)] [d20 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Indigo] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 10 ] [AC: 7 ] [Location: Arm, upper outer] [HIT]

Troll, Freshwater Scrag 2: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #2 [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (1d4+1=5)] [d4+1 = 5]

[5] -> [to Indigo] [STATUS: Light]

Troll, Freshwater Scrag 2: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #2 [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (1d4+1=2)] [d4+1 = 2]

[2] -> [to Indigo]

[TURN] Reven / Lipthink (giant sword)

[TURN] Licornah - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

[TURN] Lanek - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

BOB When Lorie comes back she gets her turn

Spring (Lanek): i have completely forgotten how to targe

Spring (Lanek): target. please be patient while i flail

Michael (Talwin): You can drag the "hit" dice onto the icon you are trying to attack

Michael (Talwin): And ten repeat it with the "Damage" dice

Michael (Talwin): if you hit of course

Carissa (Thistle): Actions -> Weapons for those dice

Spring (Lanek): oh. i don't remember that at all

Lanek: [ATTACK (M)] Hand Axe [THACO(18)] [d20-3 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Troll, Freshwater Scrag 2] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 3 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

Spring (Lanek): well okay

[TURN] Knotty, Boar

[TURN] Knotty, Boar

[TURN] Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal - [Gauntlets of Ogre Power; BSTR: 18; BPSTR: 100 | Punching; BSTR: 0]

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): pardon me while I figure this out

Carissa (Thistle): (where is pig? in the hold?)

Lisa (Indigo): gauntlets of ogre power?

Lisa (Indigo): I hope so

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(17)] [d20+3 = 23]

Attack [23] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Troll, Freshwater Scrag (Ginormous)] [Hit-AC: -6 vs. 3 ] [AC: -6 ] [Location: Forearm, back] [CRITICAL HIT]

BOB Yes to the boar being in the hold

Carissa (Thistle): (not a gauntlet but that works)

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): do i roll again?

BOB and nice Marco roll again for the critical

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): boar not pig. ship not boat.

Lisa (Indigo): lol

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(17)] [d20+3 = 21]

Attack [21] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Troll, Freshwater Scrag (Ginormous)] [Hit-AC: -4 vs. 3 ] [AC: -4 ] [Location: Forearm, back] [HIT]

BOB so roll damage twice

Carissa (Thistle): a boar is just an intact male pig so....

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): large?

Carissa (Thistle): swine, if we want to be more proper

BOB no

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): no no no, you were the only who called us out on calling it a pig the first time, weren't you?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing (1d6+6=11)] [d6+6 = 11]

[11] -> [to Troll, Freshwater Scrag (Ginormous)] [STATUS: Heavy]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing (1d6+6=7)] [d6+6 = 7]

[7] -> [to Troll, Freshwater Scrag (Ginormous)] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Carissa (Thistle): was I? I don't remember this, lol

BOB and click next

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I could be remembering wrong

[TURN] Raelynn - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

Carissa (Thistle): (holding)

[TURN] Troll, Freshwater Scrag 1 - [(REGEN:3)]

[TURN] Troll, Freshwater Scrag 1

Troll, Freshwater Scrag 1: [ATTACK (M)] Claw #1 [THACO(15)] [EFFECTS +4] [WvA: slashing v Studded Leather (-2)] [d20+2 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: -2 vs. 10 ] [AC: -2 ] [Location: Thigh] [HIT]

Troll, Freshwater Scrag 1: [ATTACK (M)] Claw #1 [THACO(15)] [EFFECTS +4] [WvA: slashing v Studded Leather (-2)] [d20+2 = 19]

Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: -4 vs. 10 ] [AC: -4 ] [Location: Side, lower] [HIT]

Troll, Freshwater Scrag 1: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #2 [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (1d4+1=3)] [d4+1 = 3]

[3] -> [to Talwin] [STATUS: Light]

Troll, Freshwater Scrag 1: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #2 [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (1d4+1=3)] [d4+1 = 3]

[3] -> [to Talwin]

Troll, Freshwater Scrag 1: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 4]

BOB So Talwin the scrag hit you with both hands and is trying to drag you over into the water

BOB you need to make a strength check

Lorie (Licornah): (I am back)

Lisa (Indigo): why is that one rolling against his armor and for indigo it's just against him? question for later - no holding up combat for that

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): the internet says a scrag is an unattractively thin person or animal

Michael (Talwin): OK

Michael (Talwin): Think I get the flow here

BOB and Licornah goes next

Talwin: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 18) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 20]

Lorie (Licornah): (Humans are their favorite meals or merpeople)

Lisa (Indigo): ack!

Carissa (Thistle): (he bought VERY good armor)

Michael (Talwin): Do I get to keep my rope on at least?

BOB Yes to Talwin having rope on him

Michael (Talwin): Kind of the reason I bought it

Carissa (Thistle): (just ripes off the armor since that's what he's attacking, right?)

Lisa (Indigo): lol

Michael (Talwin): (Oh I'm going to be pissed if he ripped off my armor)

Licornah: [ATTACK][BASIC] [THACO(16)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-1 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (?)] [at Troll, Freshwater Scrag 1] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 3 ] [AC: 0 ] [Location: Groin] [HIT]

Michael (Talwin): (I just got it)

Talwin: LOL

BOB and now Licornah can attak that same scrag

Carissa (Thistle): (lol)

BOB that is a hit

Licornah: [DAMAGE (M)] Lance, Medium +1 [TYPE: piercing, large, magic (2d6+1=6)] [2d6+1 = 6]

Licornah: Licornah tried to end their turn when it wasn't their turn.

BOB you did not roll that damage on the scrag Lorie

BOB try again

Licornah: [DAMAGE (M)] Lance, Medium +1 [TYPE: piercing, large, magic (2d6+1=9)] [2d6+1 = 9]

[9] -> [to Troll, Freshwater Scrag 1] [STATUS: Moderate]

BOB there you go

BOB now it will be Howard

[TURN] Howard Plum - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

BOB So Talwin is hanging off the side of the boat battling the scrag, the rope keeping him from going under water

BOB Licornah stabbing that scrag with her lance as well

Michael (Talwin): (I love rope so much right now. Let this be a lesson to you youngins

Shislif (Zayden): Do I need to roll Init? Or just the attack and the damage rolls?

Howard Plum: [CAST] Magic Missile [at Troll, Freshwater Scrag 1]

Howard Plum: [DAMAGE] Magic Missile [TYPE: force (4d4+4=16)] [4d4+4 = 16]

[16] -> [to Troll, Freshwater Scrag 1] [STATUS: Critical]

BOB Zayden is up next after Howard

[TURN] Zayden - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

Lorie (Licornah): (AFK again)

Shislif (Zayden): can I move up to attack Scrag 1 and help Tal?

Lisa (Howard Plum): yes

BOB yes

Shislif (Zayden): so I roll attack now?

BOB yes

Zayden: [ATTACK (M)] Dagger [THACO(17)] [d20 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Troll, Freshwater Scrag 1] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 3 ] [AC: 9 ] [MISS]

Shislif (Zayden): work?

Lisa (Indigo): yes

BOB and damage

Shislif (Zayden): do I do the top number or bottom number for damage?

Lisa (Indigo): missed

BOB Oops yes that is a miss

Zayden: oh dang

BOB colors again, sorry

Lorie (Licornah): (bak)

Lisa (Indigo): we're back to light blue again

BOB and then click next

[TURN] Craigh - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

[TURN] Youtargim

Zayden: Sorry Tal!

Lisa (Indigo): lol

Talwin: Me too!

Talwin: Calls back

Youtargim: [ATTACK (M)] Scimitar +1 [THACO(17)] [d20+1 = 21]

Attack [21] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Troll, Freshwater Scrag 2] [Hit-AC: -4 vs. 3 ] [AC: -4 ] [Location: Shoulder, side] [CRITICAL HIT]

Youtargim: [ATTACK (M)] Scimitar +1 [THACO(17)] [d20+1 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Troll, Freshwater Scrag 2] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 3 ] [AC: 8 ] [MISS]

Youtargim: [DAMAGE (M)] Scimitar +1 [TYPE: slashing, magic (1d8+1=2)] [d8+1 = 2]

[2] -> [to Troll, Freshwater Scrag 2]

[TURN] Thistle - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

Carissa (Thistle): (Rae held. Can she try to grab the rope and pull Talwin back up?)

BOB Yes to Carissa

Carissa (Thistle): (what rolls? then I'll do Thistle)

BOB to hit on Talwin to grab him

Raelynn: [ATTACK (M)] Quarterstaff + 1 [THACO(18)] [d20+2 = 20]

Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: -2 vs. 10 ] [AC: -2 ] [Location: Arm, upper inner] [HIT]

BOB then instead of damage a strength check

Raelynn: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 11) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 13]

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

BOB so Rae grabs the rope and stops him from falling farther but cannot haul him back up fully

Carissa (Thistle): (hmm ...but since it looks like Indigo has the other scrag under control... Thistle can try to help Rae?)

BOB now Thistle

BOB Yes

Carissa (Thistle): (same dealio?)

BOB yes

Carissa (Thistle): (hit to Tal or Rae?)

BOB Talwin

Thistle: [ATTACK (M)] Chain [THACO(17)] [d20+2 = 18]

Attack [18] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: -1 vs. 10 ] [AC: -1 ] [Location: Shoulder, side] [HIT]

Thistle: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 9) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 8]

BOB and YANKS Talwin back up onto the deck securely

Michael (Talwin): (So Tal is back on board?)

Michael (Talwin): (OK)

Thistle: There. NOW KICK ITS ASS!!

[TURN] Talwin - [Giant-kin, 2-handed sword; DMGX:2 | Punching; BSTR: 0 | Chant(Friendly); ATK: 1; DMG: 1; SAVE: 1]

Talwin: With...pleasure

Talwin: Grunts

Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [THACO(13)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+3 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Troll, Freshwater Scrag 1] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 3 ] [AC: 2 ] [Location: Shoulder, top] [HIT]

Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [THACO(13)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+3 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Troll, Freshwater Scrag 1] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 3 ] [AC: 5 ] [MISS]

Raelynn: steps daintly away from the impeding violence

Michael (Talwin): (Troll is large right bob?)

BOB med

Michael (Talwin): For damage

BOB Med

Carissa (Raelynn): (yes, medic is what it'll be shouting soon)

Michael (Talwin): I have small, and larege?

BOB Small

Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [EFFECTS +1] [x2] [TYPE: S (1d10+8=14)] [b10+8 = 14]

[14] -> [to Troll, Freshwater Scrag 1] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 9] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

BOB Small/Med or Large are the options

Michael (Talwin): Let's connect later for a medium attack. I odn't seem to have one

BOB and click next

[ROUND 2]

BOB Indigo is up

[TURN] Indigo - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

Indigo: Push them off from the ship! They'll regenerate!!

Indigo: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(13)] [d20+4 = 18]

Attack [18] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Troll, Freshwater Scrag 2] [Hit-AC: -5 vs. 3 ] [AC: -5 ] [Location: Shoulder, side] [HIT]

Indigo: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing (1d6+4=10)] [d6+4 = 10]

[10] -> [to Troll, Freshwater Scrag 2] [STATUS: Critical]

Indigo: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(13)] [d20+4 = 18]

Attack [18] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Troll, Freshwater Scrag 2] [Hit-AC: -5 vs. 3 ] [AC: -5 ] [Location: Shin] [HIT]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: No! Keep them on the ship. They will regenerate in water!

Indigo: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing (1d6+4=10)] [d6+4 = 10]

[10] -> [to Troll, Freshwater Scrag 2] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 3] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Lisa (Indigo): don't you just want to sail away from them? we're not setting them on fire on a wood ship

[TURN] Troll, Freshwater Scrag (Ginormous) - [(REGEN:3)]

[TURN] Troll, Freshwater Scrag (Ginormous)

[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4 | Punching; BSTR: 0]

Raelynn: Just get rid of them! We'll be long gone and they'll stink up the place!

Michael (Talwin): yes, what lisa said lol

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Um, everyone is dead

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): pretty sure they need to be in water to regenerate. don't need to burn them

Zayden: true as long as we have enough time to get away we don't need to kill them

Lisa (Indigo): whatever everyone wants - I can't remember much except they grow back

BOB Bixi what do you do?

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Do we have a spare raft we can stick them on and float away from us or something?

Carissa (Raelynn): (if it's not quick, toss 'em)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Um, nothing, everything isdead?

Bixi Fizzlebang has delayed their turn until the end of round.

[TURN] Troll, Freshwater Scrag 2 - [(REGEN:3)]

[TURN] Troll, Freshwater Scrag 2

[TURN] Reven / Lipthink (giant sword)

BOB Trolls regenerate

Michael (Talwin): (Yeah, but doesn't it take some time bob?)

[TURN] Licornah - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

Michael (Talwin): (Cut off the heads, roll the bodys off the ship, and then toss the heads into the cooks overn. Done)

Licornah: [ATTACK][BASIC] [THACO(16)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-1 = 2]

Attack [2] ->[ATTACK (?)] [at Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 10 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

Shislif (Zayden): kick them in the nards?

BOB Starting after X number of rounds they recover X ammount of Hit Points every round

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Um, we are NOT eating scrag stew

Lorie (Licornah): (huh? I targeted the scrag)

[TURN] Lanek - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

Lisa (Indigo): scrag head stew even

BOB Scrag Cheese

Carissa (Raelynn): (that's how you get mad scrag disease)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): uggghhhh

Lanek: [ATTACK (M)] Hand Axe [THACO(18)] [d20-3 = 2]

Attack [2] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Troll, Freshwater Scrag 2] [Hit-AC: 16 vs. 3 ] [AC: 16 ] [MISS]

Spring (Lanek): sob

[TURN] Knotty, Boar

[TURN] Knotty, Boar

BOB so before you roll more

Carissa (Raelynn): (they're dead, guys; we're just debating tossing them overboard)

BOB are you tossing them?

Spring (Lanek): oh i thought i heard they regenerated already

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): scrags aren't trolls though. I'm pretty certain they need to be in water to regenerate. Still need acid/fire to kill them permanently but they won't come back if they aren't in water

BOB not yet

Carissa (Raelynn): (my votes are yes, it's been fine doing that in the past)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I don't care, I'm fine with whatever everyone else wants to do with them

BOB Lorie?

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): If cutting the heads off keeps them from regeneration, I'm sure Reven would love to do the honors

Lorie (Licornah): (What? I missed ...)

BOB nothing stop the regeneration, if there is only a toe left eventually it will regrow an entire troll

Spring (Lanek): gee whiz

Michael (Talwin): OK. Talwin cuts off the heads, rolls teh bodys into the dip, holds the heads for a while, then tosses those overboard too

Michael (Talwin): Done

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): How is the world not overrun with scrags then?

BOB Thoughts on dump the bodies and move on or try to completly disintigrate them

Michael (Talwin): Ther'es aways a bigger fish

Zayden: i'm good with dumping

Shislif (Zayden): OOC

Spring (Lanek): if you divide one in half, do they grow 2 whole bodies?

Lorie (Licornah): (I am not for using anything that would damage the boat)

BOB no just one

Michael (Talwin): We can't start a controlled blaze on the ship guys. Dump them. Yeah, it sucks

Lisa (Indigo): if being dry doesn't keep them from disintegrating then I think we should dump them but not cut them up so they grow more thatn what we started with

Lisa (Indigo): regenerating - was reading the typing and my fingers took over from my brain

BOB so sailing along

Carissa (Raelynn): (unless our characters have reason to know water helps them out, then wouldn't we just dump and run?)

Spring (Lanek): any other action increases delay, i think we need to dump em

BOB three scrag bodies slowly sinking under the water behind you

Carissa (Raelynn): no no I like grow more than what we started with. a bit wordier, but great description

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ok, I don't necessarily want to hold up the game for this, but just for the record, none of this makes sense. If you cut them into two pieces, and separate the pieces, only one piece regenerates? How do you know which one? How do they breed? I demand a wiki on the website.

Lisa (Indigo): lol

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): I think the biggest remaining piece regenerates

Spring (Lanek): it makes no sense, but i don't need sense

Carissa (Raelynn): just like science, sense doesn't belong in this world

Bixi Fizzlebang: Can I get back to my stew now?

Indigo: Yes please

Zayden: am i still on rowing duty?

Thistle: As long as you keep an eye out for more!

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): It definitely does not.

Lanek: fer god's sake don't scorch the stew!

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Hey, I passed my cooking roll, this stew will be good!

Lanek: all the rowin and smellin the stew, it'd be painful

Indigo: Row, row, don't be a drag, we all have to row away from the scrag!

Zayden: Those scag were a real drag!

Zayden: ALso those scrag!

Thistle: If you fault, then you will find, lots of scrag, so don't fall behind!

Thistle: Also something about Bixi adding it to the stew. You don't want that.

Indigo: Nope!

BOB Freshwater Troll (Scrag) These gilled trolls, also called scrags or river trolls, are the most loathsome of all the trolls. River trolls, as their name implies, travel the waterways in search of victims. Their arms are thin and frail but their mouths are wide and lined with dozens of needle-sharp fangs. Their color ranges from blue-green to olive. Scrags have all of the abilities of normal trolls, but they only regenerate when immersed in fresh water. Scrags can survive out of water for one hour and often come ashore in search of prey. River trolls devour anything they catch, but prefer humanoids and have a fondness for dwarves.

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): seeeeeeee?

Zayden: Sounds like my ex!

Lisa (Indigo): thx

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): can't regenerate outside of water

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol

Lisa (Indigo): lol

Zayden chuckles

BOB Often trolls rend each other limb from limb, but these battles are never fatal. Still, it is the custom of trolls to toss the loser's head a great distance from the fight scene, and frequently losers must sit and stew for a week until their new head grows in.

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Not quite the in-depth biological study I was hoping for, but that is good info

Carissa (Thistle): (but would we know that? maybe the boating people)

BOB When using an edged weapon, it is possible to sever the thin limbs of a troll (a natural 20 with an edged weapon is needed). Severed limbs continue to fight after separation from the body (hands squeeze, heads bite if stepped on, etc.). Attacks by severed limbs are at normal chances to hit. Separated limbs fight for the remainder of the battle, then scuttle back and rebind with the body once the battle is over. Limbs unable to reach the body to die within 24 hours, but this is of little consequence since trolls regenerate lost body parts (including the head) within a week. If a troll is dismembered and scattered, the largest surviving piece regenerates. The others die within one day if they cannot rejoin that piece. Only fire and acid cause permanent damage to trolls. These forms of attack destroy its regenerative ability. A troll reduced to 0 or fewer hit points and immersed in acid or burned with fire is killed.

Shislif (Zayden): oh my

Lisa (Indigo): dunno - we've never piled them up on ships before

Lisa (Indigo): An Akilah task for next time

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): lol. I severed a limb

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): ah, ok

BOB The combined knowledge of Indigo, Howard, and Akilah

BOB There is more but you do not know it yet

Lisa (Indigo): I don't want to know more

Michael (Talwin): yeah, but I think that's all we need to know LOL

Michael (Talwin): Right Lisa! :)

Lisa (Indigo): yup!

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Bixi definitely wouldn't know anything about them

Shislif (Zayden): Yea I'm good with scrag knowledge level

Shislif (Zayden): at it's current level

BOB So Youtargim still steering

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): And might not necessarily trust the knowledge of someone she barely knows

BOB Akilah still on watch?

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): how long has it been?

BOB you are 4 hours into the day now

The time is 10:00 AM

Carissa (Thistle): didn't we just have two encounters? shouldn't it be noon?

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): we started at 6? jeebus.

Zayden: Boy I could sure go for some stew eh?

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): anyways, she'll keep watching for 8 hours

BOB chuckles with Carissa more enounters the farther you travel

BOB so Akilah can make an observation check

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): charges time and a half after that

Lisa (Indigo): didn't like the hidden encounter rolls so they are a surprise :)

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [TOWER] [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 16]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [TOWER] [SKILL] Detect Noise [PERCENT:Detect Noise] (vs. Target 20) [SUCCESS by 15] [d100 = 5]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [TOWER] [SKILL] Detect Noise [PERCENT:Detect Noise] (vs. Target 20) [FAILURE by 8] [d100 = 28]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [TOWER] [SKILL] Find/Remove Traps [PERCENT:Find/Remove Traps] (vs. Target 90) [SUCCESS by 23] [d100 = 67]

BOB chuckles

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: grumble, can never tell what I am clicking

BOB So Akilah is watching and scanning,

BOB watching and scanning

BOB then calls out

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: PORT PORT PORT

Youtargim: WHAT!

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Nothing is there, I would just like some wine.

Youtargim: [SKILL] Seamanship [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 13]

STEERS port

BOB and the Buttercup avoids a sandbar in the river

Raelynn: Hey! We made an oath to return this ship in one piece!

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): good place to get wine at the sand bar

BOB HAH

The time is 12:00 PM

BOB half a day's travel is already gone

Lisa (Indigo): 24 more days to go

Talwin: Hey guys :) My niquil has firmly started making me a bit loopy so I give it about ten and then i'm outtie :)

BOB You estimate you have gone more than 18 miles already

Shislif (Zayden): nice enjoy

BOB 330 total on the trip if you are checking

BOB But it has been 6 hours of rowing etc for everyone

BOB Zayden can make a fishing check

Shislif (Zayden): cool

Zayden: [SKILL] Fishing [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 11]

Zayden: dang it

Lisa (Indigo): so close

Lisa (Indigo): you get a boot!

Shislif (Zayden): lol

BOB brings up some weeds

Zayden: hey guys can we smoke this?

Indigo: Probably need to dry it out first

Zayden: maybe after a little spell action?

Thistle: Uhhh you can. You can always smoke things once.

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): You may test that assumption at your earliest convenience

Zayden: like the water into wine bit

Thistle: But maybe not twice...

Thistle: Does Bixi know what plant that is?

Carissa (Thistle): (lol)

Zayden: Think it's just a weed actually

Bixi Fizzlebang: [SKILL] Botany [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 17]

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol thank you for giving me a reason to roll botany

Lisa (Indigo): lol

Shislif (Zayden): lol nice

Bixi Fizzlebang: Looks like your typical seaweed? I haven't spent much time in the water

BOB Indigo can make an Intelligence check

Bixi Fizzlebang: Could be scrag eggs for all I know

Indigo: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 11) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 8]

Zayden: imagine if I just ended up catching scrag lol

Indigo: Maybe you should put it in the stew

-> Indigo: This is where the group encountered the Dragon Turtle during Pirate Queens

Thistle: Don't give it to Bixi or she'll still make stew out of it.

Thistle: Scrags, I mean.

Zayden: true some cultures enjoy seaweed

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): funny you say that

Bixi Fizzlebang: Hey, Indigo knows food. If he says put it in the stew, I trust that

Indigo: looks around

Zayden: If the stew needs some umami flavor could come in handy

Indigo: We fought a dragon turtle around here a ways back

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): I once was playing a game of would you rather with some Japanese folk. Had some cards with a bunch of things

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Indigo: Our friend Foriso jumped in front of it and took the steam and died

Thistle: Uhhhh.... don't those live forever?

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): one of the cards said, "Would you rather eat a mouthful of dry seaweed or (and I forget what the or part was)" and they looked at me like, um... this is just what we do every day

Indigo: Yeah turtles live a long time

BOB (LINK)

<a href="http://www.dragonslayers-society.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php?n=Main.PirateQueens">(LINK)</a>

Thistle: Do we need... extra look outs? To make sure it's not here?

Lisa (Indigo): lol!

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Yeah, a lot of kids at school bring seaweed for a snack

BOB 19 years ago

Bixi Fizzlebang: Sounds scary

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): they didn't get that eating seaweed was supposed to be a gross thing lol

'Michael' disconnected

Indigo: I dunno. Turtles will either show up or not

BOB Just making sure you get the chance to remember memorable encounters from previous trips

Shislif (Zayden): haha lol

BOB I will be sure to mention when you need to do ballast again

Shislif (Zayden): a lot of people like seaweed lol

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): lol

BOB who wants to take over for Akilah on watch?

Lisa (Indigo): Lorie if she isn't rowing?

Shislif (Zayden): If I don't need to row I can watch

Lorie (Licornah): (I've rowed for two shifts - and have Observation)

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: finds a place to sit and write

Licornah: (sorry I need to go ...

'Lorie' disconnected

Lisa (Indigo): ok

Shislif (Zayden): Take care!

Lisa (Indigo): Goodnight!

Carissa (Thistle): (night)

Lisa (Indigo): whoever isn't rowing :)

BOB Taking people off the CT for now

Shislif (Zayden): CT?

[TURN] Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal - [Gauntlets of Ogre Power; BSTR: 18; BPSTR: 100 | Punching; BSTR: 0]

Carissa (Thistle): combat tracker

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): If my stew is done, I can row again

Lisa (Indigo): combat tracker

Shislif (Zayden): oh ok

BOB to make it easier to see who is here and has skills to help

BOB So anyone with observation

Thistle: stares intently at the water

Shislif (Zayden): no observation

Lanek: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 14]

BOB there we go

Lisa (Indigo): Lanek needed a break

BOB Lanek barks out directions to help steer past the low water spots

Lanek: stay off the sand bar over there!

Zayden: I once had a grea time at a sand bar

Zayden: great

BOB Lanek can make an enounter check

Spring (Lanek): okay ...

Lanek: [d20 = 13]

Zayden: Nice encounter Lanek!

Lisa (Indigo): looks good to me

Carissa (Thistle): oh no

Carissa (Thistle): the warnings say not a good roll

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): error log disagrees!

Shislif (Zayden): gettin a lot of errors

Carissa (Thistle): (oooh but I don't think I've had this encounter before)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): selkie?

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): error will robinson! error!

Lisa (Indigo): could be a gypsy barge floating by - think positive

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Aren't those like water fairies?

Carissa (Thistle): shhh don't ruin the surpise!

Carissa (Thistle): seal ladies

Carissa (Thistle): at least in fairytale, dunno for here

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): But you already looked at it!

Lisa (Indigo): nice

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): You taught me the spoiler trick!

BOB So Lanek is up in the prow of the ship

Carissa (Thistle): lol but you only spoiler it for yourself, that's the trick!

BOB and spots a seal

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol, ok

BOB swimming along the side of the knarr

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Seal, no big deal, why would we care about this seal

Lanek: hey! some kinda water puppy!

Raelynn: A water puppy?

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I suppose Licornah might want to talk to it but she's busy with indigestion so...

Raelynn: Is it cute?

Lanek: well look at it!

Carissa (Raelynn): (...did you insult your cooking?)

Raelynn: looks

BOB Lanek can make a save versus spell

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): We didn't eat the stew yet!

Zayden Checks out the seal... approvingly

Carissa (Raelynn): (lol)

Carissa (Raelynn): (to both)

Lanek: [SAVE] vs. Spell [d20 = 14]

Save [14] [Target 15] -> [for Lanek] [FAILURE]

BOB Does anyone else have observation?

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): so close

Carissa (Raelynn): (nada for mine)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I have alertness?

Shislif (Zayden): nope

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): yes

Carissa (Raelynn): (unless detect noise counts here)

BOB so Alertness or Observation checks can be made

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [TOWER] [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 19]

Bixi Fizzlebang: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 5]

BOB and yes Detect Noise will give you a chance also

Thistle: [SKILL] Detect Noise [PERCENT:Detect Noise] (vs. Target 35) [SUCCESS by 6] [d100 = 29]

User has gone AFK. (Spring)

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [TOWER] [SKILL] Detect Noise [PERCENT:Detect Noise] (vs. Target 20) [FAILURE by 75] [d100 = 95]

Youtargim: [SKILL] Detect Noise [PERCENT:Detect Noise] (vs. Target 70) [SUCCESS by 24] [d100 = 46]

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): great success

BOB Akilah is busy with her notes

BOB Youtargim looks up puzzled

BOB Bixi yells

Bixi Fizzlebang: Lanek!!!! Where are you going!

BOB As Lanek starts to climb over the railing

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): well that is some gm trickery right there

Carissa (Raelynn): (so selkies are like sirens, k)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I would have used a question mark and at least three more exclamation marks

Lisa (Indigo): Everyone can see this now?

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): every cute female monster in D&D charms men :P

BOB LOL Lemon

Carissa (Raelynn): (I'm assuming Thistle tried to yell, too, but Bixi yelled over her)

BOB Thistle and Youtargim hear the song but are concentrating on that, knowing it comes from the water, Bixi spotted the change in Lanek before he goes fully over the railing

BOB Only Lanek seems affected

BOB but you get to react now to it

Carissa (Raelynn): (fully over??? he went from climbing over to falling before we can do anything?)

BOB He is climbing now as you get to react

Carissa (Raelynn): init or react? 'cause Rae will try to grab him since she's close

BOB Just go for it

Raelynn: [ATTACK (M)] Lasso [THACO(18)] [d20-3 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Lanek] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 10 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

Carissa (Raelynn): (she's still imaging skiivies and doesn't wanna touch him)

BOB Bixi or Zayden have a chance

Bixi Fizzlebang: What do I roll? I don

Carissa (Raelynn): (Thistle close enough to try to lasso him?)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): 't have a lasso

BOB Depends on what you want to do

Carissa (Raelynn): (just any to hit)

BOB Thistle has two people in the way

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Honestly I kind of want to shoot a rock at his head

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): But that seems like a bad idea

BOB You do what you think will help

Carissa (Raelynn): (his head or the seal head)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I'm small but he's old, should I try to go hold him?

Bixi Fizzlebang: Lanek

Lisa (Indigo): he is on his way over and you ...

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Lanek's head

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Want advice!

Bixi Fizzlebang: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10 = 3]

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Throw a rock or try to run and grab?

Thistle: [INIT][Reaction Adj: -1] [d10+9 = 12]

Youtargim: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+10 = 20]

Howard Plum: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+10 = 16]

Raelynn: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+10 = 18]

Carissa (Raelynn): (more GM trickery here)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): advise me!

Carissa (Raelynn): (whatever you think will hit him)

Zayden: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+10 = 11]

Carissa (Raelynn): (I don't know your chances)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I'm bad at rocks

Lanek: [INIT][Reaction Adj: -2] [d10+8 = 16]

User is back. (Spring)

Lisa (Indigo): not going to tell you what to do - improvise :)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): ok, how do I run and grab?

Carissa (Raelynn): (okay so if you think you have better luck to grab go that route OR if you have a spell)

Indigo: [INIT][Reaction Adj: -1] [d10-3 = 2]

Carissa (Raelynn): (silencing or something)

Seal: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+3 = 6]

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I can't even with my spells tonight

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [INIT][Reaction Adj: -3] [d10+7 = 13]

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I can't even see what I have memorized any more

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): They're seriously messed up

Carissa (Raelynn): (do alphabetically)_

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): how do I pan around the map? dragging the thing just drags the whole window

Spring (Lanek): sorry about the bad timing.

BOB I middle click the mouse wheel and drag

Carissa (Raelynn): (simple ones like silence are called ...silence)

BOB but the gold box in the lower right does that too

Lisa (Indigo): hold the little yellow square and move

Spring (Lanek): is Lanek still climbing out of the knarr?

Lisa (Indigo): yes very slowly apparently

BOB Yes to Spring they are reacting now, then we go to the normal round

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): I don't like the gold box. middle mouse is much better

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): what do I roll to grab him

BOB a to hit

Carissa (Raelynn): (one of your weapon atks)

Lanek: water .... puppy

Lisa (Indigo): awwww

Bixi Fizzlebang: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(20)] [d20-3 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Lanek] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 10 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

Lisa (Indigo): slippery that Lanek is

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): does that count?

BOB Ok so we are on the normal track

BOB Bixi ran forward and just missed grabbing Lanek by the arm

Raelynn: qIR

Raelynn: WAIT

BOB so now Indigo then Bixi again

Carissa (Raelynn): (act sorry)

BOB before the seal goes

Lanek: puppy!

BOB pausing

Carissa (Raelynn): (did you also say Howard had a chance to do something before normal round?)

Carissa (Raelynn): (Zayden, sorry scrolled up)

BOB You are correct on Zayden

Zayden: sorry what's up?

Lisa (Indigo): when I click on Indigo I get black at the front of the ship - would he know to run up? it's too far to run and hit at a normal pace I think

Carissa (Raelynn): (before rounds you have a chance to stop Lanek from climbing over ship)

Lisa (Indigo): howard had no rolls on that

BOB The reason for the black Lisa is the mast is blocking his view

Zayden: I may have checked out for a bit there

Lisa (Indigo): right I know - see my question

Carissa (Raelynn): (grab him, punch him, rope him, punch seal, whatever)

BOB Yes when we get to normal round Indigo and everyone knows what is happening and can react

Carissa (Raelynn): (but Lanek is about to go overboard so if Zayden can help stop that, that'd be great)

Zayden: oh ok

Lisa (Indigo): over half his movement - if he runs can he make a hit?

Shislif (Zayden): thx

Shislif (Zayden): do I need to roll something to pick him up?

BOB Yes to Lisa after Zayden gets his chance

Lisa (Indigo): sorry - getting confused

BOB you need to hit him, you can use a punch attack

Zayden: hit Lanek?

BOB yes

Lisa (Indigo): yes pls

Lisa (Indigo): hard

Zayden: What a blessing

Zayden: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(17)] [d20-3 = 13]

Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Lanek] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 10 ] [AC: 4 ] [Location: Ankle, inner] [HIT]

Carissa (Raelynn): nice!

BOB and a percentage die

Lisa (Indigo): very good

Shislif (Zayden): top or bottom one?

Lisa (Indigo): d10 and then %

BOB I use the die at the bottom left, I right click and then choose %

Zayden: [DAMAGE (M)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (1d4=2)] [d4 = 2]

Shislif (Zayden): oh sorry

BOB no that is the dagger damage

Zayden: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2=1)] [d2 = 1]

Shislif (Zayden): dang it

BOB is the dice below the chat box

Lisa (Indigo): the dice on bottom of screen r-click on the d10 and pick %

Lanek's health adjusted by -1

Shislif (Zayden): which percentage?

Lisa (Indigo): %

BOB low

Zayden: [d100 = 11]

Lisa (Indigo): nice

Shislif (Zayden): bueno?

BOB not quite low enough

Lisa (Indigo): ack!

BOB make a strength check though

Shislif (Zayden): dang it

Zayden: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 9) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 3]

Carissa (Raelynn): (no no, you're just seeing double vision because it's late, that's a 1)

BOB Very very nice

Shislif (Zayden): low is good?

Lisa (Indigo): yes

Shislif (Zayden): nice

BOB So Zayden sees Lanek start to go over the railing, watches Rae miss with a lasso, Bixi run up but miss, then Zayden LUNGES over and GRABS Lanek by the ankle and stops him from going over the railing, he does not know him out as he wrestles him down to the desk

BOB deck

BOB Now it is Indigo's turn at the beginning of the round

[ROUND 3]

[TURN] Indigo - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

Shislif (Zayden): Go me!

Lisa (Indigo): is there anything to do?

Shislif (Zayden): I mean Zayden!

Lisa (Indigo): lol

Spring (Lanek): so i assume Lanek is gonna fight Zayden while focused on the puppy, yeah?

BOB There is still a seal over there, singing to Lanek

BOB and yes to Spring

Lisa (Indigo): okie dokie

Indigo: Hold him there!

Indigo: jumps overboard to hit the seal

BOB SPLASH

Lisa (Indigo): time for an attack?

BOB Yes

BOB bonus of plus 2 for surprise

BOB from above

Indigo: thinks he doesn't wantto really kill it

Indigo: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(13)] [d20-1 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Seal] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 5 ] [AC: 1 ] [Location: Abdomen, upper] [HIT]

Indigo: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+1=2)] [d2+1 = 2]

[2] -> [to Seal] [STATUS: Light]

Indigo: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(13)] [d20-1 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Seal] [Hit-AC: -3 vs. 5 ] [AC: -3 ] [Location: Hip] [HIT]

Indigo: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+1=3)] [d2+1 = 3]

[3] -> [to Seal] [STATUS: Moderate]

BOB and percentage

Indigo: [d100 = 59]

[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4 | Punching; BSTR: 0]

BOB does not knock it out

BOB and Bixi is up

Bixi Fizzlebang: Deafness

BOB nice

Bixi Fizzlebang: Bixi Fizzlebang cast a spell NOT memorized.

Bixi Fizzlebang: [CAST] Darkness [at Lanek]

Lanek: [SAVE] vs. Spell [d20 = 13]

Save [13] [Target 15] -> [for Lanek] [vs Bixi Fizzlebang] [TARGET-FAILED]

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): NO!

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I clicked th wrog one!

BOB and Lanek suddenly does not hear the seal anymore

Carissa (Raelynn): (he failed, he's deaf)

BOB I know

Lanek: what?

Carissa (Raelynn): (hello darkness my old friend)

Bixi Fizzlebang: [CAST] Deafness [at Lanek]

Lanek: [SAVE] vs. Spell [d20 = 10]

Save [10] [Target 15] -> [for Lanek] [vs Bixi Fizzlebang] [TARGET-FAILED]

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): There we go

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Didn't matter

BOB and next

[TURN] Seal

[TURN] Seal

Spring (Lanek): how am i rolling saves automatically?

GM: Morale Check Results: -------------------- disengage-retreat: 'Seal' --------------------

[TURN] Zayden - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

Raelynn: (it's FG)

Zayden: so what are we doing with this seal again?

Carissa (Raelynn): (it's gone)

BOB when someone casts a spell it automatically takes your bonuses into account etc.

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I don't even understand what's going on. I don't even know what I clicked to make it say deafness the first time

Spring (Lanek): well okay, i guess i just do the first one and it keeps going

Zayden: oh alright, is Lanek ok?

Lanek: am i okay?

Carissa (Raelynn): (deaf for some amount of time?)

Zayden: That was intense man, had you by the ankles and everything

Lanek: i wanna know too, what happened?

Lisa (Indigo): can he hear?

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I didn't even notice it did that

Raelynn: Lanek? Seriously? It wanted Lanek of all people??

BOB and after Bixi cast Deafness on Lanek, Lanek does not hear anything anymore (at least for now)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I think so, my spell failed?

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Oh

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ok, it says in the description I can remove it

Lisa (Indigo): no his save failed - so Lanek is deaf

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Which is the only reason I cast it

Spring (Lanek): oh, pretend i shouted questions without responding to anyone

Zayden: Hey Lanek can you hear me!

Lanek: what? what are you saying?

BOB and then the seal under attack by Indigo takes a breath and DIVES down into the water to escape

Indigo: climbs back up onto the ship like a tired scrag

Zayden: LAAAANNNNNEEEEEKKKKKK!

Bixi Fizzlebang: I temporarily deafened him!

Bixi Fizzlebang: It's fine!

Lanek: don't mumble, kid!

Zayden: chuckles

Lanek: don't none of y'all mumble, that's rude

Thistle: HEY LANEK CAN YOU HEAR ME?

Zayden: I mean it seems in character

Bixi Fizzlebang: Had to stop him from listening to the puppy song

Zayden: I assume it's temporary?

Thistle: YOU SMELL LIKE OLD FEET!

Lanek: wait, where did the birds go? am i deaf?

Zayden: Hey nice job Bixi saving Lanek!

Thistle: YOUR LOOK LIKE A WEATHERED COW HIDE!

Lanek: pokes his ears

Bixi Fizzlebang: It's temporary

Thistle: snickers

Zayden: Lanek! When I had you by the ankles before, I saw EVERYTHING

Thistle: YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE ZAYDEN'S FISHING!

BOB How long Lemon?

Zayden: I feel much better now woooof

Raelynn: shudders

Lanek: sits down, mystified

Raelynn: That's not a pretty sight.

Raelynn: Which again, WHY did it want Lanek of all people??

Zayden: Whoa Zayden's fishing? That's harsh

Bixi Fizzlebang: It says "This deafness can be done away with only by means of a dispel magic spell or by the spellcaster"

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): ooc

Thistle: Well ya fish up... fish and his breath smells like fish? Or I guess weeds right now.

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): So I guess whenever I want?

BOB Yes to Lemon, exactly

BOB grins

Zayden: Fair

Raelynn: Maybe it just wanted to eat him...

Raelynn: muttering to herself

Bixi Fizzlebang: When he's safe I'll let him hear again... maybe we should tie him up or something?

Lanek: looks at everybody in turn, trying to read lips but not making much sense of it

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Raelynn: He needs to help row soon.

Indigo: The seal is gone.

Bixi Fizzlebang: Oh, ok

Bixi Fizzlebang: removes Lanek's deafness

Lanek: gasps

Raelynn: (LINK)

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yivLt9cTaio">(LINK)</a>

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: looks up from her journal, curious as to why things have gotten so quiet.

Thistle: Hey, ya stinker. Can ya hear us now?

Lanek: looks shook

Lanek: yeah

Thistle: Darn.

Lanek: what. the. hell. was that

Bixi Fizzlebang: Thistle said she loved you and you missed it

Thistle: Sure, sure.

Bixi Fizzlebang: She'll probably never say anything nice again

Bixi Fizzlebang: Such a shame

Thistle: Now thank Zayden for knocking your ass to the ground and Bixi for making ya deaf.

Thistle: Unless you wanted to be seal bait?

Bixi Fizzlebang: water puppy

Bixi Fizzlebang: The water puppy was bad

Lanek: oh that's right there was a puppy. where'd it go?

Thistle: I mean you do smell like bait...

Thistle: Gone. Maybe you need a nap, Grandpa?

Lanek: i'm so tired and sore

Lanek: yeah i think i do

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: goes back to writing

Lanek: but we got a long ways

Lanek: um, if i was about to die, then thank you i guess

Thistle: shrugs

Thistle: WAIT

Zayden: No Worries Lanek!

Thistle: You're thanking us? So... nicely?

Zayden: Glad to have you in one peice!

Thistle: Guys, I'm worried now.

Lanek: i'm confused. don't get used to it!

Thistle: cackles

Thistle: This'll be a fun trip.

Zayden: Of course it will

Zayden: I'm having a blast!

Zayden: should we get back to rowing yall?

Lanek: yeah, rowing is familiar

Thistle: GET YER ASS IN GEAR OR I'LL SMACK YOUR EAR! HEAVE HO!!

Zayden: There any stew yet?

Thistle: *yer

BOB grins

BOB and here is a good place to stop for the night

Bixi Fizzlebang: Thought he lost his hearing for a minute, not unusual to be a little out of sorts after that kind of adrenaline rush

Bixi Fizzlebang: Although it might have been the seal puppy what did it

BOB we can pick up with the second half of the day, then deciding what to do with the night

Shislif (Zayden): Cool

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): sounds good

Carissa: yup

Sharif: Thanks for another great evening :)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Goodnight everyone!

BOB For everyone on Monday at 2 PM I am interviewing a NASA Engineer about the Artemis launch

Spring: nice

Bixi Fizzlebang: nice!

BOB Lemon if you want your school to tune in

Sharif: Hey COol!

BOB it is on Facebook

Lisa: goodnight!

Sharif: Put link in discord group?

BOB anyone can watch and ask questions

Carissa: nice

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): nice.

BOB I will

'Lisa' disconnected

Sharif: Awesome look forward to it have a great time as wel

BOB This is the last interview they are doing before the launch prep starts

Lemon: Well that sounds awesome, I'll let my director know, but she probably would have had to get it pre-approved. They're kind of frustrating that way

Carissa: night!

'Carissa' disconnected

'Lemon' disconnected

Sharif: Night everyone!

'Shislif' disconnected

Spring: goodnight!

'Spring' disconnected

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): night night!

'LordBiBo' disconnected

BOB have a great night all

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