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Chat Log - 2023 02 03 - Searching for Alexandria - Formatted - Story

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'Lisa' connected

BOB Hello there Lisa

'Shislif' connected

BOB Hello there Sharif

Lisa: Hello all :)

Sharif: Hi there!

BOB Just the two of you so far

BOB No Lemon tonight most likely

BOB and no progress on the site sadly

Sharif: Bummer

Sharif: site?

BOB They migrated servers and broke the connection to the Wiki

Sharif: Fantasy Grounds?

BOB Our site

Sharif: oh ok cool

BOB I did back up all the files so we are good

Sharif: nice!

BOB and I am off on Sunday so I can see about other options

'TMO' connected

Lisa: you aren't off tomorrow?

Sharif: where are you off to?

BOB Nope, ArtLit tomorrow

BOB 9-5

BOB then Jo-ann and John's birthday is tomorrow

BOB so doing that after

BOB Hello TMO

Lisa: fun

Sharif: hey nice! Happy b-days!

Lisa: Hi TMO :)

Sharif: Hey TMO

Sharif: Do we need a certain number of ppl to play?

TMO: heya

Lisa: nope

BOB I am ready whenever whereever

Lisa: michael should be in any time

Sharif: coolio

Lisa: hope Carissa is not frozen

Lisa: we've played with only 2 people in

BOB Yeap

'Lorie' connected

BOB and here is Lorie too

Sharif: Hey Lorie!

Lisa: Hi Lorie :)

'Carissa' connected

Lorie: Hey there - Happy Friday

BOB And Carissa is not frozen

Sharif: happy friday :)

Lorie: It was a longer load time tonight...

BOB Sorry for that

Lorie: :: shrug :: just weird with no FGU update

BOB There will be a big update late in Feb, similar to the one last September

BOB Lots of behind the scenes changes

BOB But some of it is other game systems getting the updates and automations that we have in 2nd edition here

Carissa: Hi all!

Sharif: Hey there!

'Michael' connected

Sharif: brb refill

BOB and Hello Michael

Lorie: Evening

Michael (Talwin): HEY EVERYONE! I HAVE GOOD INTERNET!!! :)

Carissa: Hi Michael! And yay!

Lisa: Hi Michael and Carissa :)

BOB That is a very good thing Michael

Sharif: back!

Sharif: How do you know it's good? Does it donate to charity regularly?

BOB LOL

Talwin: So I said I would tell the story. In short, everyone said "Oh this is such a barrent piece, we can't really do anything" and I SAID "I came out here to play a game and you all have wasted my time!" and they said, well maybe you should but it! and I said FINE I WILL and now I call it the Drillian Folly. Drillian in honor of bob and my amazing friends, and Folly because holy smokes that property def. needs work. :) and that is the legend. Or rather a quick story. :)

Sharif: :)

Talwin: Also lol

Sharif: lol lol

BOB It is a fun story Michael, you will have to post some pictures of it

Lorie: Okay then

Talwin: LOL. I will haha :)

Carissa: lol

Talwin: As long as everyone doesn't laugh their heads off!

Talwin: :)

BOB Never

BOB Owning land is a very good thing

TMO: *mutter* *grumble*

Talwin: They don't make more of it in my opinion

Sharif: It is good, plus you get to vote

Michael (Talwin): Uh

BOB grins with Sharif

Michael (Talwin): lol

Sharif: :)

Michael (Talwin): I must pay the local lord their due by the annual date

BOB LOL

BOB So I am ready to go

Michael (Talwin): Just checked Discord. Carissa you okay over there? Spring talking about trees snapping?

Michael (Talwin): (but yes also ready)

BOB We left the group in the Inn going to sleep

Carissa: No ice or snow really here. Just really f*ing cold.

Carissa: At least ours ends Sunday

Michael (Talwin): (sorry about that!)

Michael (Talwin): Yes, and dropping life changing advice on a poor ranger

BOB before you head out, your boat (not ship) still needs to be paid for too

Carissa: I got heat and electricity so except for when I had to go outside earlier today, I'm good lol

BOB Yes it our cold is over tomorrow

Carissa: I kinda wanted to ask the ranger for any more details about the dragon he mentioned to figure out if it was the same one

Carissa: Meant to do it IC but...

Lorie: ... BOB, it was 87 today, who are you kidding???

BOB Glad to do all those things

'TMO' disconnected

BOB grins

BOB see TMO logs off in disgust

Michael (Talwin): LOL

Lisa: docking fees?

BOB It is a low of 64 tonight

Michael (Talwin): Ugh. Shut up bob LOL

BOB wry grin

Michael (Talwin): it's -2 tongiht in Utah

BOB I fully understand

BOB the guest room is up

Lisa: CA is keeping quiet

Michael (Talwin): LOL

BOB HAH

Carissa: lol

Michael (Talwin): So Carissa, want to spend some time questioning the ranger? There is a solid chance he will be coming with us

Sharif: it's actually quite cold here, it's 62! low of 49!

BOB Smiles with Sharif, see!

Lisa: beat up on Sharif. Not talking about my weather

Carissa: Well we can find out if he is, but yeah.

Sharif: lol :)

Michael (Talwin): Well at least you aren't on fire at the moment Lisa :)

Carissa: Just dragon questions for him

Carissa: LOL

'TMO' connected

Lisa: nope. no fires

Michael (Talwin): OK. We can question him a bit. But it might be a good idea to question him during a night encounter if he comes with us :)

BOB and welcome back TMO

Carissa (Raelynn): well you do make me feel better about the cold given we don't deal with fires

Sharif: true, we get earthquekes too

BOB Just wait Carissa, climate change is coming

Sharif: so it's kinda a wash :)

Carissa (Raelynn): This part of NY actually was rated one of the best places to handle climate change

BOB But I keep getting told that earthquakes are no big deal, ;)

Carissa (Raelynn): I think our biggest issue are the hurricanes you keep sending our way

BOB just wait until the Gulf Stream stops

Sharif: true they really aren't, you wake up for a bit then go back to sleep

Sharif: at least until the big one of course

Michael (Talwin): Well there's also a .0001 percent chance of a Nuclear WInter bob. Don't give up hope just yet

BOB chuckles with Sharif

Carissa (Raelynn): Eh, it's fine. We'll all die and you can't care about things when you're dead

BOB and so

Michael (Talwin): Agreed with that lol

BOB bringing this back

BOB it is morning in the Inn

Michael (Talwin): Yep. Sorry

BOB I have no idea for names, as I cannot get to that page on the site... SOB... so I will make them up again

Talwin: Stretches, wishing he was back home

Michael (Talwin): LOL

Michael (Talwin): Sorry bob haha

Carissa (Raelynn): I don't remember the inn person's name but the others I do. I thnk.

Ingegerd Grandelius: Good Morning!

TMO: I got disconnected while I was fixing dinner

Ingegerd Grandelius: How did you sleep?

Raelynn: Good morning!

Indigo: Good morning!

Raelynn: Always much better than sleeping outside.

Zayden: Good morning Ingegerd!

Talwin: Good Morning! Remarkably well considering the last few nights. Thank you for a lovely nights rest

Ingegerd Grandelius: OH you poor thing, why would you sleep outside?

Indigo: very glad breakfast is not going to be served by the pig slop woman

Ingegerd Grandelius: Did you get in trouble?

Raelynn: It's what adventurers do apparently.

Ingegerd Grandelius: My mother made me sleep outside when I was bad

Raelynn: Me? In trouble? HA!

Ingegerd Grandelius: Good for you!

Ingegerd Grandelius: Make them think you like it so they do not make you do it

Talwin: Er, well I'm sorry to hear that. I'm glad you seem to be doing well now though

Raelynn: What's for breakfast?

Ingegerd Grandelius: Eggs

Zayden: yummy!

Ingegerd Grandelius: They are so cheap

Indigo: Newt eggs?

Indigo: grins

Ingegerd Grandelius: We get lots of them

Carissa (Raelynn): (ha)

Michael (Talwin): Deathclaw Ommelete

Craigh: grunts as he stiffly sits down.

Ingegerd Grandelius: Where are you folks going?

Talwin: Better not to ask I think. I'd love some eggs Ingegerd, thank you

Talwin: Oh!

Talwin: Heading back to our boat

Indigo: Back to Bort's Beach

Ingegerd Grandelius: When I got here this morning I was told to make sure you paid your bill but that you were nice and friendly

Raelynn: And Dryads Lair!

Ingegerd Grandelius: Oh I am sorry

Talwin: Ah, my apologies. I can settle our tab now sir

Ingegerd Grandelius: The city is so dirty

Raelynn: Sorry?

(her)

Talwin: Cocks head in question

Raelynn: Mmm, not all parts of it. But some parts... maybe.

Indigo: With what? You gave the dragon all your gold!

Michael (Talwin): Sorry bob

Michael (Talwin): Pretend I said ma'am

Carissa (Raelynn): (thought the dragon only took the dart not the gold and potion)

Michael (Talwin): my bad

Lisa (Indigo): chat said he gave all the gold he had

Lisa (Indigo): who needs a website? :)

Ingegerd Grandelius: I fled the City as soon as I could

Michael (Talwin): (but he didn't take it)

Michael (Talwin): (I kept notes)

GM: LOL

Lisa (Indigo): I didn't see he gave it back

Michael (Talwin): (Lost my dart though)

Carissa (Raelynn): (yes that's where I was unclear - didn't think he took it)

Carissa (Raelynn): (and/or that Talwin didn't hand it over yet; Rae was trying to prevent it by mentioning the dart)

Raelynn: I mean... I did, too, but for a different city. And then a different one?

Michael (Talwin): (We still have other gold but I'll leave final call to bob. I wrote I still had it but lost another potion and the dart)

Raelynn: They're all so different, but they have fun parts to them.

Lisa (Indigo): ok - you paying saves party pack funds :)

Ingegerd Grandelius: Are there any good Cities?

Michael (Talwin): LOL LISA :)

Raelynn: I think I like Loosend better than Dryads Lair. Dragon Fen still needs... work.

Lorie (Licornah): (Well, do you like Vampires or Liches? If so, we can show you real estate!)

Michael (Talwin): (Actually, you all are here because of me, so it actually makes sense)

Raelynn: It's nice, but it's not a giant party like Loosend.

Ingegerd Grandelius: What is a Dragonfen?

Talwin: Defensively

Ingegerd Grandelius: That sounds depressing

Indigo: That's not a city

Talwin: We're making it better Raelynn

Raelynn: Some settlement down in The Mist.

Indigo: I like RiversBend

Talwin: Pretty soon we'll have stone as the castle

Ingegerd Grandelius: How many churches does it have?

Talwin: Proudly

Talwin: One

Raelynn: Well it'd be nice for it to become a city.

Talwin: for now

Raelynn: You have two! An elven one as well.

Howard Plum: Dagon Fen is an estate. Not a settlement!

BOB Actually 5

Raelynn: Er, well it's more a shrine?

Talwin: Slaps head

BOB LOL

Talwin: I'm sorry Raelynn

Raelynn: Oh, details details. Dragon Fen is somewhere people live that is NOT Loosend.

Talwin: Honestly, I've been keeping more track of defensive structures and businesses

Ingegerd Grandelius: Is an Estate better than a City?

Talwin: It will be one day Raelynn

Raelynn: It depends on what you want in life.

Talwin: Again, defensively

Raelynn: I hope so, Talwin!

Raelynn: At least we have a bit of sun there now.

Talwin: Smiles, but worries internally

Talwin: Snorts

Talwin: Snorts

Ingegerd Grandelius: OOOOO, looks at Talwin, I think she just made fun of where you are from

Talwin: Er, yeah. She's good at backhanded compliments

Raelynn: grins

Talwin: That's why we love her

Talwin: Deadpan

Raelynn: I am quite loveable.

Ingegerd Grandelius: My mother was too good with a backhand

Ingegerd Grandelius: Another reason to get out of the City

Talwin: Hm

Talwin: Pnders

Talwin: Poor choice of my words

Raelynn: That sounds more like a family problem than a city problem...

Talwin: I'm sorry that you lived through that

Talwin: Do you run this business?

Ingegerd Grandelius: OH NO, I am just the morning help

Ingegerd Grandelius: this afternoon I will be helping to mend the nets on the docks

Ingegerd Grandelius: I could not run a bsiness

Ingegerd Grandelius: that is for smart people

Talwin: Er

Talwin: You seem intelligent enough to be manning the inn?

Ingegerd Grandelius: This is easy, make a mess of eggs, fry up some sausage, make the people feel nice, make sure to get paid

Michael (Talwin): (Let's take her with us too. I'm feeling charitable today)

Michael (Talwin): lol

Michael (Talwin): (also she seems abused)

Michael (Talwin): (I hate that)

Ingegerd Grandelius: It is not complicated like making stew

Michael (Talwin): (No one opposed? Huh)

Carissa (Raelynn): (lol)

Ingegerd Grandelius: I have your bill here

Raelynn: Do you.. often cook?

Ingegerd Grandelius: 200 ... I think this is a c? or is that an S?

Talwin: Nods, takes the bill.

Talwin: Oh dear.

Ingegerd Grandelius: Oh I like frying things

Ingegerd Grandelius: I take the skillet and heat it up hot

Ingegerd Grandelius: then SMASH down with the spatula

Talwin: Leans back slightly

Ingegerd Grandelius: Or you can take the whisk and SMASH SMASH SMASH the eggs

Raelynn: Uh huh...

Raelynn: You... crack the eggs first, right?

Ingegerd Grandelius: You can really beat them into a pulp

Craigh: Bread. Is there bread? And water?

Talwin: Bill forgotten, listening with intent

Ingegerd Grandelius: I think there is bread

Talwin: Curious about this egg smashing

Ingegerd Grandelius: from last night

Ingegerd Grandelius: that is hard

Michael (Talwin): (kinda invested in this story for some reason)

Ingegerd Grandelius: I can do the rising

Ingegerd Grandelius: you let it sit in the sun

Ingegerd Grandelius: it grows

Ingegerd Grandelius: then you PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH it down

Ingegerd Grandelius: the you let it rise again

Ingegerd Grandelius: and then you SLAP SLAP SLAP

Ingegerd Grandelius: and you fold it into balls

Raelynn: You, um, you really have a great... storytelling ability? Very... handsy.

Ingegerd Grandelius: then you take the ball and SQUEEZE them

Ingegerd Grandelius: and make them really tight

Craigh: Great. Sounds wonderful. I'm just going to go get some rations.

Talwin: Bixi? Is this how bread is made?

Talwin: Side-eyes Craigh

Craigh: gets up from his chair and stiffly walks back to their gear.

Raelynn: Bixi wanted to sleep in this morning.

Talwin: Bring me one?

Craigh: nods.

Ingegerd Grandelius: Then you toss them in the oven and they bake up nice and fluffy

Raelynn: I think her legs were really tired from running yesterday.

Talwin: Fluffy?

Talwin: Er, can we take loaf to see?

Talwin: I have yet to see an inn that could make them fluffy.

Ingegerd Grandelius: hands the group their platter of scrambled eggs and flattened sausages

Indigo: Thank you!

Ingegerd Grandelius: Well I need to go SQUEEZE the balls first

Talwin: Thank you!

Ingegerd Grandelius: so they can bake them later

Michael (Talwin): LOL

Indigo: fills his plate with eggs and smashed sausages

Goes to the back room

Youtargim: quietly, wow

Zayden: yummy!

Zayden: I like how flat these sausages are Ingegerd!

Talwin: oh my gods

Indigo: She smashed the sausages too!

Indigo: She must like smashing things

Talwin: Does the estate have a cook?

Michael (Talwin): Whispers

Raelynn: Well, um, it'll be filling?

Craigh: comes back with a few trail rations and sets them on the table for anyone that wants some, keeping one for himself.

BOB OH MY GOD MICHAEL

Indigo: The whole estate?

Michael (Talwin): What what?

BOB Jilly will break many spoons over Talwin's head

Indigo: Jilly oversees the cook at the manor

Michael (Talwin): What did I say?

Michael (Talwin): Sigh

Carissa (Raelynn): it was nice knowing him

Michael (Talwin): I mean to be more like a Sous Chef

Michael (Talwin): Jilly is irreplaceable

Indigo: The estate is made up of a bunch of villages and farms. There is no cook for the whole estate!

Talwin: I mean the Protectorate itself

Talwin: Jilly can be everywhere!

Talwin: Look at this breakfast!

Talwin: Did you try this sausage???

BOB and laughs with Carissa that is so cute, that Jilly does not try to teach every single cook in the Estate

Talwin: I have never seen it flatterned!

Indigo: That's the protectorate that is filled with gnome villages and the governer and all

Talwin: It tastes amazing!

Indigo: Not one cook there for everyone either

Talwin: And me and the small keep

Talwin: I'm going to ask

Raelynn: I'm looking forward to a salad this evening...

Indigo: Ask who?

Talwin: But seriously, is this a C or an S

Talwin: on the bill

Talwin: How much do we owe here?

BOB S

Indigo: It has to be copper

Talwin: But I think the gods mean Silver

Talwin: For some odd insight

Lisa (Indigo): 5gp then?

BOB yeap

Raelynn: Is that normal rate for a place like... this?

Michael (Talwin): I mean...with breakfasts like these....

Michael (Talwin): But yeah, that does sound like alot

Indigo: Two nights and food for a dozen people ...

BOB fishing boats cost 350 gp

Indigo: Ask her if it includes the docking fee

Talwin: souds like a no....

BOB Yes that is the total including docking and your two nights stay

Michael (Talwin): souds like a no....

Lisa (Indigo): so that makes sense

Michael (Talwin): oh duh. I'm sorry. was very confused for a second

Craigh: I'm going to pass on the sausage. Even in the best places you don't know what the meat is.

Talwin: Stuffing his face

Talwin: seems good to me

BOB Indigo can vouch that it is good food

Indigo: It's good though

Zayden: meat is meat you know

BOB unusually prepared perhaps but it it good

Talwin: Well....

Zayden chomps away

Michael (Talwin): I don't like Horse very much

Talwin: I don't like Horse very much

Zayden: well we don't want to be rude to our hosts

Talwin: snorts

Zayden: and y ou know, you gotta embrace the culture when you travel

Talwin: Zayden, I think that you could unintentionnaly insult anyone we meet

Raelynn: That's a good outlook, Zayden!

Talwin: And I mean that in the best possible way

Zayden: Thanks Tal!

Zayden eats more sausage

Talwin: Smiles Warmly

Talwin: You are so much fun to be around

Zayden: Not that I intend to insult anybody actually

Zayden: and thanks Rae

Zayden smiles

Talwin: Except your singing while trying to sneak. That one still baffles me

Talwin: Perhaps it baffled our enemies too

BOB Look at MMMMEEEEEE I am so SNEEEEKEEEEEEE

Michael (Talwin): lol

Raelynn: Maybe he just likes having a theme song while he sneaks?

BOB Exactly!

Talwin: Prepares the fee.

Talwin: Places 1 GP as tip

Zayden: Well it wasn't really clear that we were sneaking Tal

Talwin: (I know we

Zayden: I think maybe we need to work on our communications

BOB While youa re tidying up everything the Ranger comes down for his breakfast

Zayden: like as an after adventure report, for next time

Michael (Talwin): I know we have discussed this before, but 1 GP is MORE then enough as tip right?)

Lisa (Indigo): yes!

Raelynn: Good morning, Bredin!

Shislif (Zayden): Mission impossible theme is a great sneaking song :)

Carissa (Raelynn): (far more than enough)

Youtargim: Looks at Rae, after action reports? We can avoid those right?

Michael (Talwin): (thank you Lisa. I have a hard time conversting USD to CAN)

Michael (Talwin): :)

Lisa (Indigo): lol

Carissa (Raelynn): (that tip is what? 600 s?)

Raelynn: After action reports?

Carissa (Raelynn): lol

Michael (Talwin): No need. I have written a log

Talwin: No need. I have written a log

Raelynn: Who are we reporting to?

Youtargim: When you raid some ships, you have to report back on what you took, we don't do that right? Indigo never did that before with us

Zayden: Well I guess we could just discuss some time over wine, we don't to develop a report per se

Talwin: What?

Talwin: Why would you do that?

Talwin: Don't you have to report that on our taxes or something?

Raelynn: Well we didn't do any raiding. We just made a friend is all and some trading.

Talwin: ...yeah, what she said

Zayden: hey that ryhmed!

Talwin: Leans to Indigo

Youtargim: From what I have seen Branwyn has zero interest in us reporting back to her every little thing, as long as we are alive and mostly in one piece

Talwin: I need to hire an accountant for what I ower the estate

Talwin: Grumbles

Indigo: Yup

Talwin: Sigh dramatically

Indigo: Huh? to Talwin

Talwin: Do knights get paid?

Raelynn: Well this is Talwin's quest so I don't know why we're report to her.

Zayden: well ok nevermind then, we need to work on our communication, end of report

Raelynn: She probably would be interested as a friend in how it went, but I don't think she cares otherwise?

Talwin: Ugh, the Free Cities taxed everything

Talwin: Mumbles

Youtargim: Well Talwin didn't you have that straight laced super uptight guy at home?

Talwin: depending on the ruling bandit at the time

Raelynn: Oh you mean Sundroop?

Youtargim: You could get him to do your bookkeeping

Indigo: We only need to report to Branwyn if we competely screw something up and it's going to fall on her for some reason

Talwin: I think I'm going to actually hire a person to deal with people. I think I've realized how much I like home...

Raelynn: points to Indigo and nods

Talwin: I might have even learned a thing or two

Youtargim: Thank you Indigo

Talwin: A real heros journey

Raelynn: Don't have Sunny do that. He's not good with people.

Talwin: or something

Youtargim: I report to you that I and the people I care about have survived this mission for Talwin mostly unscathed, and we have picked up one new Ranger for the group

Talwin: Well in that case Indigo, I hope that she is quite pleased with the gift we are bringing back

Talwin: Whsipers

Points to Daph

Talwin: Maybe Youtargim

Raelynn: glances over at Daph stuffing her face

Talwin: glances over

Talwin: watching in wonder

Talwin: We're going to ask if she wants to come with us

Raelynn: whispers, "Wow, she can eat a LOT."

Talwin: Worst case, we give her a hammer

Raelynn: Daph already is.

Talwin: Jilly will love her

Raelynn: It's Bredin you weren't sure about.

Talwin: Right

Talwin: Points to Raelynn

Talwin: Points to Raelynn

Raelynn: Maybe you need more sleep. You've had a stressful few days.

Raelynn: smiles

Talwin: Plenty of time for that later

Indigo: She probably won't come

Talwin: Sighs

Indigo: She lives here, It's her home

Talwin: Probably not

Raelynn: OH! You mean the cook?

Talwin: But I'd leave if I was backhanded quite often

Talwin: YES!

Raelynn: Oh, sorry. Maybe I'm the one who needs more sleep.

Talwin: Smiles

Talwin: Honestly, after we return to Alexandria, you will probably have a good amount of time to sleep

Talwin: and maybe relax if we are lucky

Talwin: before returning

Raelynn: Well I still need to visit my mother before we head back.

Talwin: Nods

Raelynn: No better place to sleep than home!

Michael (Talwin): (are we still towing a ship or large boat? I forget at the moment)

Michael (Talwin): (we selling that or keeping it to rent it or something?)

Bredin: Comes down the stairs, slowly, one step at a time

Talwin: Morning! Have some Sausage

Carissa (Raelynn): (I believe it's the boat which we took here to the swamps so we have both the knarr and boat)

Lisa (Indigo): we took the small boat to get here. The ship is docked at Bort's Beach

Michael (Talwin): Gotcha. One we own, the other we don't

Lisa (Indigo): The dead cow or whatever this boat was called

Talwin: Right

Michael (Talwin): Not dark at all

Talwin: Not dark at all

Lisa (Indigo): posession is 100% of the law

Michael (Talwin): LOL

Lisa (Indigo): that boat is ours now

Carissa (Raelynn): lol

Michael (Talwin): we can't take it all the way back though :)

Carissa (Raelynn): Moc

Lisa (Indigo): sure why not?

'Spring' connected

Michael (Talwin): Might as well rent it out where we depositied the funds from earlier

BOB Technically you have the Buttercup which you bought on lease, when you return it to Loosend, you now have this fishing boat you captured and have been using the last couple of days

Carissa (Raelynn): especially if we click time off for the river portion!

Michael (Talwin): I depositied 200 GP. Maybe we could start a small business there and let it collect cash

BOB You can do what ever you want with the Ship and with the Boat

Michael (Talwin): Am I misunderstanding what a lease is in this world?

Michael (Talwin): We have to give it back right?

Carissa (Raelynn): The ship is leased. The boat we took from pirates.

Michael (Talwin): Okay, just making sure I dind't misunderstand

Carissa (Raelynn): So knarr is to be returned. The fishing boat we keep.

Michael (Talwin): and rent when we get back to....shoot. website is down so I don't recall where I left the funds. Dammit!

Michael (Talwin): lol

BOB At Loosend you "leased" a ship, the Buttercup, by Buying it with a promise to pay you the same ammount if you returned it in the same condition

Michael (Talwin): Ah. Then let's buy two fishing boats for our fancy business :)

Lisa (Indigo): you took the funds out I thought - that was the 200 gp

Michael (Talwin): real entreuprenuers that I can't spell the right word

TMO (Craigh): do we have enough sailors?

Michael (Talwin): NOPE!

Michael (Talwin): Seperate encounter!

TMO (Craigh): or are we going to hire some?

BOB LOL

Michael (Talwin): I track gold like a goblin

Michael (Talwin): like Scrooge

Michael (Talwin): at least my personal funds LOL

Carissa (Raelynn): lol well it's not a worry now so hopefully the site is back up when it is

Lisa (Indigo): 200 gp was the fighting pit I thought - where else did you get 200 gp that was not put into communal funds?

Lisa (Indigo): like we got an extra thief

Michael (Talwin): Pretty sure it was a fight

Michael (Talwin): But def going to check now. I def. have two entries for gold collection

Lisa (Indigo): we are a socialist party

Michael (Talwin): but but! I asked Indigo!

Michael (Talwin): he said it was fine!

Michael (Talwin): but okay

BOB HAH

Lisa (Indigo): to give talwin an extra 200 gp?

Michael (Talwin): I'm all for joint accounts in a relationship, but my hobby money is mine dammit!

Spring: hehehehe hi

Michael (Talwin): NO from the enoucnter!

Lisa (Indigo): what encounter?

Michael (Talwin): Sigh

BOB I asked Indigo!!!! Branwyn I promise I asked Indigo! No no fireball, please please please, I promise I asked Indigo ... AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lisa (Indigo): LOL

Michael (Talwin): LOL

Michael (Talwin): Am I misunderstanding what a lease is in this world?

Michael (Talwin): I WILL FIND THIS ENTRY BOB>!

Michael (Talwin): I swear!

Michael (Talwin): I did it so I could start up some businesses outside the protectorate

Lisa (Indigo): tis fine - then you don't need party pack funds

Michael (Talwin): With taxes for the new empire

BOB It can wait till you get back to Loosend at the earliest for the Buttercup

Michael (Talwin): Not where I can. I hate spending Party money unless absoultely necessary. Hell, I'm unfromfortable with that in real life

BOB But right now you have your one legged ranger coming down the stairs

Talwin: And talwin has shoved a plate of breakfast at him

Shislif (Zayden): what's his other leg?

Lisa (Indigo): thunk thunk thunk

Shislif (Zayden): like a peg leg?

Bredin: Hello, you are still here, I thought you would want an early start

Michael (Talwin): (look I'm super sorry, but my dog is driving me nutty. I need five minutes. I'll catch up in just a second.)

Talwin: We were waiting for you!

Talwin: Also Bixi is tired

Zayden: and good morning to y ou!

Indigo: Breakfast is really good

Zayden: Sausages are yummy

Zayden: Bredin, do you have many children?

Bredin: Ingegerd, Can I have some breakfast please?

Lanek: scarfing up sausage

Bredin: I do not have any children that I know of

Lisa (Indigo): Hi Spring! :)

Zayden: Oh ok, I was just wondering because of your name

Indigo: Morning Lanek!

Raelynn: His name?

Lanek: mhmph

Zayden: Yea you know, like to have and/or make babies?

Bredin: What do you mean about my name?

Bredin: Bredin?

Bredin: OH

Bredin: OH

Zayden: Yea like Breeding

Spring (Lanek): shaking his head

Bredin: Ahhh, yeah I got it

Lanek: shaking his head

Bredin: heh no one has said that in a long time

Bredin: You got m

Bredin: me

Zayden: Well I try to keep a child's wonder

Zayden smiles

Raelynn: listening to the conversation with confusion

Bredin: It is good

Bredin: I had forgotten that one, has been decades

Zayden: I hope they are fond memories a stirred up

Youtargim: Looks at Rae to explain, then decides not to

Bredin: They are memories

Bredin: So you are all off back to whereever you came from I take it

Craigh: That's the hope.

Raelynn: Yes, but I did wonder if you could tell us anything more about Vexaran? I'm curious if we met them or if it was a different dragon.

Michael (Talwin): Back, sorry about that

Bredin: Well there are only so many dragons you can meet and live to tell about I guess

Raelynn: Well true, but you never met them but heard stories, and dragons like to war and all, right? So it could be a different one.

Lanek: eating a boiled egg

Craigh: Is there an upper limit to that?

Raelynn: Or maybe a mate. You enver know!

Zayden: dragons mating, can you imagine?!

BOB Lanek is disapointed that they are all scrambled, smashing to bits

Talwin: Leans over to Lanek

Michael (Talwin): What's up?

Bredin: I do NOT want to imagine dragons mating

Talwin: What's up?

Talwin: You don't like Scrambled eggs?

(insert popular song here)

Zayden: You may not want to Bredin, but what it is said, it cannot be unsaid

Raelynn: Well you must know SOMETHING if you've heard the stories about whoever it is who lives in the swamps.

Raelynn: [SKILL] Persuasion [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20 = 6]

Zayden: Rae I'll tell you everything I know!

Raelynn: whispers to Zayden, "Which is why sometimes it should be left UNSAID."

Bredin: Smiles, I can say that she is an old fierce dragon

Lanek: shrugs to Talwin

Michael (Talwin): IT IS A SHE!

Michael (Talwin): lol

Zayden: whispers to Rae: I've always struggled with that

Carissa (Raelynn): (if it's the same dragon, lol)

Bredin: Who likes to talk to people until she gets bored and then burns them alive

Lanek: boiled eggs are here, that's what i'm eatin

Raelynn: (to Zayden) I know, but it's okay. We'll work on it.

Talwin: Gods above and below. Glad we entertained her

Talwin: Grumbles

Raelynn: Hmm, maybe it really was Vex then.

Raelynn: Have you heard any other names for her?

Indigo: Good thing we aren't boring

Spring (Lanek): oh i missed the part about scrambled, sorry.

Talwin: She also likes to pretend to be a small dragoneete before dropping the illusion and becoming a massive scary sonofabitch

Zayden Humbly nods his head to Rae

Michael (Talwin): (guess on scrambled Spring :) )

Michael (Talwin): (What smashed eggs are right??? :) )

Raelynn: Or has she only ever been known as Vexaran?

Shislif (Zayden): or over-well done

Bredin: I imagine she has lots of names

Spring (Lanek): i don't GAF. lanek is eating whatever eggs are available haha

Michael (Talwin): (Oh I know that struggle Zayden)

Raelynn: How do you know Vexaran is her name, then? Or is that what someone named her?

Shislif (Zayden): lol

Michael (Talwin): When in doubt, scramble them add cheese and pretend you intended it the whole time

Carissa (Raelynn): now I'm hungry for scrambled eggs and cheese

Shislif (Zayden): that is the genius of eggs!

Michael (Talwin): lol

Spring (Lanek): i figured, being inn food, it'd be something easy to eat with your hands

Bredin: I think that she has always been there

Talwin: She was massive, so yes, I'd imagine that she has been there a very long time

Raelynn: Hmm, you don't really know much about her, do you?

Talwin: A queen of the swamp as a recall

Talwin: *I

Bredin: I have only seen her twice

Raelynn: You have seen her??

Talwin: I thought you HADN"T seen her?

Talwin: You said yesterday you'd not yet seen her!

Raelynn: How did you survive? When did you see her??

Talwin: Which is it man?

Bredin: Once while I was running away from some lizard men, she ate a dozen or more of them

Bredin: and then another time there was a shadow flying overhead

Raelynn: But you didn't tell us earlier.

Bredin: Why would I want to worry you about a dragon you were not going to see?

Talwin: Bangs forehead on the bar softly twice

Raelynn: sighs

Raelynn: What's done is done, I suppose.

Bredin: I am glad for you

Raelynn: I feel like you can't tell me anything more I'd like to hear about her, though, if those were your only encounters.

Craigh: We ready to go yet?

Indigo: I am!

Talwin: Er, one sec?

Bredin: I have no understanding of her

Zayden: I'm good to go Craigh!

Talwin: Rolls eyes

Zayden: wait did we have coffee?

Talwin: Go ahead get a start

Talwin: I will bring you one to go

Bredin: Just another looming danger in the swamps

Zayden: A coffee?

Raelynn: We don't have whatever that is here, Zayden. Unless you want tea?

Talwin: What else? It's what you asked for!

Zayden: I mean if there's no coffee I'll take some tea sure

Talwin: Rolls eyes

Zayden: The key to fun travelling, Rae, don't get too stuck in our preferences

Talwin: Got it

Zayden: Hey Tal your eyes ok there buddy?

Raelynn: I can go wake Bixi if we're ready to go. And Bredin, if you ever see her again, and survive, please tell her I said hello!

Zayden: But I guess we can get going if everybody is ready to go

Talwin: At the moment...no. Get on going, we'll be right there

Bredin: Tell who?

Bredin: The dragon?

Bredin: I would not survive actually meeting her

Talwin: Sigh

Zayden: I feel like we could get along with dragons, if we really tried

Talwin: Look Bredin. I know this is a lot, but are you coming with us or not? If no, we wish you the best in life

Talwin: This is kind of the last chance

Raelynn: Yes! She was quite lovely. I wish I could send her more lotion, but I need time to make it and I haven't a clue how to get it to her.

Bredin: Hidden Dragons are not that easy to get along with

Indigo: Yeah Raelynn is having trouble understanding that the huge red dragon is evil and would likely kill her the next time she saw her

Raelynn: rolls eyes

Zayden: I'm sure the great moisterizer has convinced the dragon that we're not all bad, and maybe worth letting live

Raelynn: Anyways, I'll go wake Bixi. I know what I know.

Talwin: Hey, we've met several Raelynn. I doubt a red dragon has any real sense of friends. We are things to exploit, nothing else

Zayden: Wake her gently

Bredin: Great moister... I think I do not want to know

Talwin: But when I come back, you are welcome to come with

Raelynn: calls behind her, "Then maybe you all need to redefined what friendship means!"

Craigh: Has anyone tried the plain approach? Raelynn, the giant red dragon is evil and will eat you as soon as it gets peckish or bored.

Talwin: Oh and real quick Bredin. Know anything about the innkeep this morning?

Indigo: I guess if Branwyn could be friends with Jennevive then Raelynn could like a dragon ...

Carissa (Raelynn): (exactly!!!!)

Talwin: Eyes Indigo

Talwin: Er...

Talwin: Not sure waht to say

Talwin: I think the wordplay is about the same

Bredin: Ingegerd?

Talwin: Nods

Bredin: She works the mornings here, the docks in the afternoons

Talwin: She's a good cook. Thoguht about brining her with us for Protectorate. She like it here? I won't ask if she prefers it here

Talwin: We'd pay her obviously

Zayden: are we hiring a cook?

Bredin: I cannot imagine why she would not like it here after the abuse her family put her through in the City

Talwin: Then I shall not ask

Talwin: Thank you

Talwin: It did sound like that and I was worried

Zayden: abuse huh? That's terrible

Bredin: So I was thinking

Talwin: But it sounds like she has escaped that

Talwin: Nods. Go on?

Bredin: You said you could take me to the Celestry?

Bredin: to get my leg healed?

Talwin: And then on to the Protectorate, IF that is what you want

Talwin: Otherwise, you can go wherever you wish

Bredin: No no just to get the healing

Talwin: Shrugs

'TMO' disconnected

BOB and TMO leaves at that thought

BOB grins

Talwin: We will have to see what they demand for healing your leg, but we can see what we can do

Talwin: We owe you that much

Bredin: I was thinking I might not get another chance to have someone actually get me into the Celestry

Bredin: You think you can do that?

Michael (Talwin): Too bad we don't have that kind of healing at the Protectorate. We gotta start up a research instution and attract talent

Talwin: I can TRY Bredin.

Talwin: It depends on their ask.

Talwin: But I give you my word as a Knight I will TRY

BOB You have one of the only hospitals in Drillian, Spring had Kenna create it

Michael (Talwin): Regrow Limbs????

Lisa (Howard Plum): but no priests there that can cast a heal spell

Bredin: Wait you are not sure you can get me into the Celestry?

Howard Plum: I can get you into the Grand Celestry

Talwin: And there you go

Bredin: BLinks at Howard

Howard Plum: I am not sure what they will ask but they will see me if I ask

Michael (Talwin): (good to know Lisa. Thank you. Let's find one :) )

Michael (Talwin): (preferablly one that can Turn Undead)

'TMO' connected

Michael (Talwin): :)

Bredin: You swear you can get me in there?

Talwin: Blinks

Lisa (Howard Plum): think you have to be an insanely high level priest - not sure you can attract one to go live in the wastes for you

Talwin: Bredin, we can't control fates, but we can likely gain entrance

Talwin: From there, it's a matter of their demands

Talwin: Oh sorry

Howard Plum: Yes. Ummmm ... I am Kayugan and my family is ... known in Dryads Lair

Talwin: "Charitbale contriubtion"

Talwin: Finger Quotes

Digs into a pocket and hands over a ring to Howard

Howard Plum: What is this?

Bredin: If you can get me into the Celestry that might buy me the healing

Howard Plum: Save that for when we are there.

Talwin: Gods Bredin, let's see waht they ask first.

Bredin: It is a ring, the mage that I stole it from said it was good to stop all undead from touching him

Talwin: Dear God Bredin

Howard Plum: coughs

Talwin: Sigh

Talwin: What do you think Howard? Should we introduce him to Illero?

Lanek: the mage who gifted it to you

Howard Plum: Gifted?

Lanek: you say the "unwittingly" part silently

Talwin: Snort

Howard Plum: Did you kill this mage or just rob him?

Bredin: I say he gave it to me in exchange for the idea that he would make it out of the swamps in one piece

Carissa (Raelynn): (Daphene with her mouth still stuffed full, points to Lanek as if to say, "See? He is a wise old man!")

Lanek: if yer goner be stealin things, you should know how to use pieces of truth to lie about it

Talwin: Sounds familiar

Bredin: and he did not follow directions so he deserved to give it to me

Bredin: I did not kill him

Lanek: see. there ya go

Bredin: I promise

Craigh: Is he dead?

Bredin: swear to .. what god do you like?

Lanek: wait, did ya tell HIM about the dragon?

Bredin: I think he made it out of the swamps in one piece

Bredin: I put him on a raft on the river

Indigo: mutters, The more this guy talks the more I don't like him

Talwin: Well, let me put this clearly so as to not cause any confusion. Steal, borrow, or assume from us when we are trying to help you, and er, well. I wouldn't ask about what we did about the last one

Bredin: No way would I tell him about any dragon

Raelynn: Did he have... two friends with him?

Talwin: Sounds familiar

Talwin: Repeats

Talwin: Repeats

Talwin: Sighs

Lanek: sighs resignedly

Raelynn: Oh, and Bixi says she'll be ready when we go. She wants ever last bit of sleep she can get.

Bredin: He had a whole bunch of people with him

Talwin: Coughs at Indigo's remark

Bredin: but they all died

Talwin: Shakes head. Dear gods

Bredin: That is why he gave me this ring as my birthday present

Talwin: Let's go before I slap someone

Raelynn: Was it actually your birthday?

Michael (Talwin): Stop right there bob

Michael (Talwin): This sounds like a fmialir story

Bredin: He did not know when it was

Licornah: :: is just listening to all this conversation unsure what to say or add, so stays quiet ::

Michael (Talwin): Was it his precious?

Michael (Talwin): :)

Raelynn: rolls eyes

Spring (Lanek): hehehe

Bredin: I mean I have thought about this all night

Lisa (Howard Plum): lots of eyes rolling tonight

Bredin: and I would never be able to get into the Celestry

Michael (Talwin): indeed

Bredin: But if you can get me in there, then I will give you this ring

Bredin: you can test it beforehand

Bredin: I understand that

Carissa (Raelynn): (yup)

Howard Plum: sighs

Talwin: Let me pay our tab and we will go

Howard Plum: We would need an undead to test it on

Talwin: Not like we don't have those in the mists

Talwin: Grumbles

Shislif (Zayden): brb

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Michael (Talwin): Actually, lots of grumbling too lisa :)

Raelynn: Could you identify it? Might be safer than wishing more undead upon us.

Howard Plum: Beacuse Talwin wishes to help you, I will get you into the Celestry, but you will likely need the ring to pay for the spell

Carissa (Raelynn): lol

Bredin: I can do that

Bredin: but then what do I pay you with?

Raelynn: You have time to think of something.

Howard Plum: If you do not steal from us then I would consider it payment enough but that is up to Talwin

Talwin: Don't make me regret this. Please? I'm trying to be a better person. And despite my irritation, you already paid somewhat with that map. Even though I feel...I'm not sure what I feel. I feel I need to pay and we need to go

Talwin: Nods

Talwin: Let me be as clear as possible please

Talwin: Stealing, borrowing, or assuming usually ends with a painful death followed by Chum in the river.

Bredin: I promise not to steal from you Howard

Talwin: Snorts

Lisa (Howard Plum): well Howard is safe ...

Raelynn: Well at least you won't steal from one of us.

Talwin: Better make that to all of us Bredin. I hate wordplay

Talwin: Especially after a Dragon

Talwin: Swear it and we'll be on our way

Talwin: Pays Bill

Bredin: I promise not to steal from anyone here

Talwin: GP is for the tip for Innkeep with note wishing her the best and thanking for the wonderful smashed breakfast. The sausage was fantastic

Raelynn: Or anyone we interact with. If you're going to steal, it better be when we're not around.

Raelynn: I don't want to be associated with that.

Talwin: And you better not be caught. I deal with enough shit

Bredin: I just want to get to the Celestry

Raelynn: And you aren't cute like Thistle so I doubt you could get away with it.

Talwin: And with that, we're on our way

Raelynn: Ships ahoy!

Raelynn: Oh, wait. Boats ahoy?

BOB Boats ahoy

Michael (Talwin): (Bob, tab has been paid?)

Carissa (Raelynn): lol

BOB yes to Michael

Michael (Talwin): (KK. Just making sure)

Raelynn: Not sure i'll ever get a hang of this watery life.

BOB all is paid in full the town is happy with you

Talwin: they are???

Zayden: yay lets go!

Michael (Talwin): why?

Michael (Talwin): they are???

Carissa (Raelynn): You gave them a nice tip.

BOB you have given them fair value, you did not cause any troubles,

Spring (Lanek): i guess they get stiffed a lot

Michael (Talwin): (ah, okay)

BOB They would have sold the boat if you did not return, but you did and paid in full

Michael (Talwin): (so hopefully we'll be welcomed back if we ever return)

Lisa (Howard Plum): we're taking the injured thief off their hands too

Michael (Talwin): (good lord. Do people not pay people in this world? And Shoot Lisa, didn't thinka bout that :) )

Spring (Lanek): i used to wonder why Western towns even let cowboys come in, given they keep smashing up saloons and setting liveries on fire

Lisa (Howard Plum): lol

Michael (Talwin): I think some of that was a bit overstated due to media, but yeah I suppose you are right

Carissa (Raelynn): lol

BOB So you CLICK back to Borts Beach with your fishing boat

Michael (Talwin): I man bob. I love you tonight...

Michael (Talwin): Thank you

Raelynn: I can't wait to eat a nice, refreshing salad for dinner!

Talwin: Let's get underway.

TMO (Craigh): probably more than *just a bit* overstated, imo. But boring western life doesn't sell movies or comics or radio plays or tv shows. ;)

Talwin: Nods at Raelynn

Lanek: making yuck face

Image: Dryads Lair Principality med

Michael (Talwin): LOL TMO

Michael (Talwin): Didn't want to slap down the dream

Michael (Talwin): :)

BOB Double checking on that

Spring (Lanek): oh yeah i was talking solely about movies and TV

BOB You can see on the map there

BOB You can click to Borts Beach, the recomended option, or go straight to the City

Michael (Talwin): The one with the Volikaya River on the West?

BOB and try to navigate that

BOB yes to Michael

Michael (Talwin): Borts Beach

Michael (Talwin): I mean, you even recommended it

Spring (Lanek): searching for map

Carissa (Raelynn): (Alexandria or Celestry first?)

BOB Images Dryads Lair Principality

Spring (Lanek): thanks

BOB and Carissa brings us to the key point

BOB This is the OOC portion of the night

Michael (Talwin): Let me change Character to Human then :)

Lisa (Howard Plum): the thing is Bredin - we have him longer if we don't drop him off

Lisa (Howard Plum): lol Michael

Spring (Lanek): that

Sharif: howdy!

BOB you land at Borts Beach and then Talwin goes to attempt to prove his worth for training

Carissa (Raelynn): True but then we have to make sure we have the gems protected that long. Or we toss them in the room scroll.

BOB or you go to the City and deal with those things

BOB and welcome back Sharif

Michael: Right. But I also need Alexandria to confirm they will be safe without heat for the moment

Michael: Bob, if the group wants, can we do the City on the way back?

Lisa: we would have to change from the boat to the ship at Bort's anyway wouldn't we?

Carissa: Ahh true. We don't know if they'll cool off.

BOB There are lots of things tied up into the tangle here, is why I said it will take two sessions to get through

Lisa: we can't be all crammed in a little boat pulling into DL

Carissa: I was leaning towards Alexandria personally. Bredin is annoying, but we need ot prioritize Talwin over him.

BOB That is why the map Michael

Michael: Actually, while I'm training, the group could do the city!

Michael: And bring Bredin to steal them blind

BOB IF Talwin gets accepted for training will be weeks

Michael: Right

BOB we click some of those off

Craigh: I can handle getting Bredin to the Celestry if you want.

BOB the City things will take time,

Michael: But it might take "weeks" to do the City

BOB plus all the other things

TMO (Craigh): (wait, my bad, we're not at the city -sorry)

Michael: I'd even setup another temp character to help in the City

BOB Lisa has a good point, Carissa points to the TEAM

BOB no need for that Michael

Michael: I just don't want everyone bored :(

Carissa: We have things to do no worres

Carissa: But again, we came here for Talwin.

BOB I have a place to take notes here

Michael: Yeah, but no reason not to make some gold for the Communist regime

BOB to make sure that everyone gets what they should

Michael: :)

BOB LOL

Lisa: lol

BOB Quote

BOB That is syindipity

Carissa: lol

Lisa: serendipity????

Carissa: shhh he's clearly drunk

Michael: lol

Lisa: lol

BOB HAH

BOB I was just thinking how/if someone could create an extension for spell check

Lorie (Licornah): (link it to the F7)

BOB I am so used to just typing and then fixing before enter

Sharif: bio break brb :)

Michael: why not go in the game?

Michael: :)

Lisa: if the npc will behave I'm all for taking care of Talwin first

TMO (Craigh): Craigh can wrangle him if you want. ;)

BOB Your captive Ranger will behave

BOB and your hungry Ranger will eat

Michael: I'm sure

Michael: People generally do

Carissa: lol

Michael: Oh and I know it's not for a while, but I have a 24 font Bolded remember to give hungry mermaids the barrel of ale

Lisa: we did that when we left RB

Lisa: I thought

Michael: I know, I'm just paranoid about forgetting

BOB Yes to Lisa

Michael: Sorry

Michael: :)

Lisa: so you're good

Michael: Hey, I got notes back from 2016 for stuff I forgot to do

Sharif: back!

Michael: :)

Lisa: so to bort's beach then?

Michael: oh god. 2016? I gotta check that date

GM: (POLL)

Michael: 7 years?

Spring (Lanek): hahahaha

BOB Borts Beach is a check

Michael: Majority

BOB and the majority votes for Beach

Michael: Hugs to anyone who doesn't

Michael: I do like that system

Lorie (Licornah): (I do not care... I feel very lost, but please keep moving)

Sharif: 2nd!

Michael: Sorr y Lorie, can I help at all?

Lorie (Licornah): (Nope... you all know what is what, that's what matters)

Michael: Yeah, but we love you too :)

BOB So everyone is back at Borts Beach in the fishing boat, the Buttercup is still there safe and sound

Sharif: is Borts Beach a resort area?

Michael: Although we have a docking fee i"m sure

BOB Pastes a link to the fine writing about Borts Beach, the history and the new town... sighs

Carissa: {imaginary link}

BOB thank you

TMO (Craigh): lol

Spring: hehehe

BOB You have no idea

Sharif: lol

BOB Feels like it has been down a month

BOB has been just over 48 hours

Carissa: not that you're counting or anything

BOB nope

Michael: (let me know when I need to setup a website)

BOB Or checking the help ticket system

BOB I have it Michael, but thank you very much

BOB the website is good, the server lost the connection to the server the Wiki is on

Lorie (Licornah): (Someone needs to feed the gerbils better...)

BOB a 500 error so nothing we can fix on our end

BOB All the files are still there, just not connected

Carissa: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Lorie (Licornah): (Have you tried sacrificing a stuffed monkey)

Michael: LOL

BOB A Small Orange is the hosting company

Michael: Sorry, i can setup whatever you need. I know it's not the website

BOB I just paid the renewal fee two days before this happened

BOB SO

BOB back to the moment

Michael: negative 81? are you sure carissa?

Michael: Oh sorry, meant for Discord

Michael: Sigh

BOB The presumption is everyone is going with Talwin to talk about proving he is worthy of training

Carissa: At Whiteface, yup.

Lorie (Licornah): (I confirm her weather report, it was also on the Pittsburgh weather as a "holy bananas" thing)

Lisa: do thermometers even go that low? :)

Sharif: sounds good

Michael: (so, you die if you go out for five minutes)

Michael: even in heavy weather gear

Lorie (Licornah): (there's a town farther north in the negative hundred'ish)

Carissa: Pretty much, yup!

Carissa: Mount Washington in NH hit -105F

Lisa: that is insane

Michael: not sure engines would start in that. Day After Tomorrow freezing in cars

Carissa: Literal record breaking. Fun times.

Lorie (Licornah): ... so we escort Talwin, he's deemed worthy-ish, we twiddle our thumbs and do whatever for weeks?

BOB so OOC ideas and helpful hints for Talwin

Carissa: We see if we get that nice EXP and hopefully some levels for some of us

Carissa: Be nice?

Michael: And be Respectful

Michael: Alexandria seemed nice enough

TMO (Craigh): Zen

Michael: And we followed instructions

Lorie (Licornah): (Don't mention Brawyn or the Dragonslayers... don't mention the dragon... don't mention anything about your past... in fact, maybe don't talk)

Carissa: Yes! And hide your sword. Maybe if you "forget it" at the inn she won't want you to destroy it.

BOB and yes and no to Lorie, if he starts training then we pause as I update everyone's XP (I was distracted by other things this week) and then anyone else who needs training also can arrange that

BOB and the City visit

Michael: LOL Lorie

BOB and we go CLICK

Michael: Talwin will be honest, becase taht's what he generally does

Michael: I won't say all the time :)

Carissa: lol

Michael: But mostly he tries to not lie. Saves a lot of time and heartache later

Lorie (Licornah): (take a vow of silence... )

Michael: LOL

Michael: The game would get interesting quickly

Michael: in a bad way

Michael: LOL

TMO (Craigh): Lying is fun

Carissa: Stop you from being eaten by a dragon

Carissa: The honesty thing. Not the lying one.

Lisa: not bringing his sword to sword training - lol

Spring: hahaha

Michael: I kind of want to roll my eyes in real life haha

Lorie (Licornah): (Don't you have a sword of someting in that bag we call a party pack... the talking sword should take a vow of silence too...)

Carissa: it's okay, I offered Lemon N'laeas sword if Reven dies

Michael: So, bringing the Gems to Alexandria, asking how to keep to remaining ones safe, and then begin training.

BOB smiles

Carissa: Oooh and Lemon isn't here so Reven IS taking a vow of silence right now!

Michael: Assuming she is good with me

BOB coughs

Michael: LOL

Michael: He's sulking for the moment

Michael: He'll be back to his violent self any day

Michael: (Does anyone read our interactions? They get crazy)

Michael: lol

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): If you had just killed that Ranger in the first place none of this would have happened

Michael: NOPE

Lisa (Howard Plum): yes - why we think sword is evil

Michael: If it isn't Lemon, didn't happen!

Michael: It IS Eveil

Lorie (Licornah): (I think the sword is CN)

Michael: But Lawful Evil

Michael: Like Jennivieve

Michael: :)

Lorie (Licornah): (That, sir, is not a Lawful anything)

BOB She is CE

Michael: Choatic Evil?

Lisa (Howard Plum): Jenn is chaotic evil

Carissa: Don't worry, I ratted him out

Michael: Well it's evil something, who cares! :)

Michael: As long as I keep feeding it death and destruction he seems happy

BOB LOL

Michael: Perfectly normal relationship

Michael: I swear

Carissa: lol

Lisa (Howard Plum): glad we all agree - so no pretending sword is good

Carissa: haha

Michael: I mean, Talwin can be delusional

Michael: It's fine

Sharif: lol

Michael: Everythign is fine

BOB So the group has agreed to accompany Talwin to visit his potential new master

Licornah: (Nope... that sword should be parted with its soul)

Carissa: Talwin can think the sword isn't evil just like Rae can think she's now BFFs with a dragon

BOB any last words before we click to that meeting?

Michael: Deal!

Spring: [TOWER] [d100 = 68]

BOB Yes to Spring? what was that for?

Michael: Carissa said it first!

TMO (Craigh): rosebud

Raelynn: LOL

Spring: fidgeting

Lisa (Howard Plum): lol

Spring: pretend it means CLACK CLACK CLACK

Carissa (Raelynn): the book I'm currently reading the monster makes that exact noise...

GM: [10d100 = 510]

BOB Like that

Michael: More information Carissa???

Spring: that was heckin

Carissa (Raelynn): Oooh you rolled a 100! Super critical failure or success??

Carissa (Raelynn): Character was being hunted by as monster. It kept going "Clack clack clack" as it moved. So he knew it was following him. Gotta read more before I know if it's worth recommending, tho

BOB So the group proceeds to Drakeshead

Shislif: is Drakeshead a resort head?

Spring (Lanek): intriguing, Carissa

BOB the only question is the same say and arrive at sunset? or the next day and arrive at Noon

Michael: I would say quicker is better bob. only because I don't know the rules on these gems

Michael: Don't want to risk it

Carissa (Raelynn): it's a day walk

Howard Plum: Detect Magic

Howard Plum: Magic Missile

BOB half day

Howard Plum: Dimension Door

Howard Plum: Dimension Door

Carissa (Raelynn): (sorry a day round trip)

Michael: (Thank you Howard)

Michael: (Are you okay with that?)

Carissa (Raelynn): (so if we arrive at sunset we... stay the night there? walk back in the dark?)

Michael: Howard and I can actually jump ahead if you want to stay and relax?

Carissa (Raelynn): I don't remember how dangerous it could or may not be to walk back at night and/or if we can just camp[ there

Michael: Seriously, I forget Howard is a badass sometimes.

Michael: He's just a little squishy

Michael: :)

Carissa (Raelynn): just a teeny tiny bit!

Lisa (Howard Plum): huh? I was prepping spells

Michael: Yikes I'm sorry Lisa

BOB chuckles with Lisa

Michael: I thought you were suggesting we could use Dimension Door to get there quick

Michael: I'm sorry

Michael: Just Howard and I due to timeing for the Gems

Lisa (Howard Plum): oh no - not enough range for that - sorry

User has gone AFK. (Spring)

Michael: IAh, I am sorry

Michael: Then I would like to take us there ASAP for the Gems sake

Sharif: how do i get backi nto zayden?

Sharif: into

Sharif: back into

Lisa (Howard Plum): Records then Characters

Sharif: sweet thx!

Carissa (Raelynn): that's fine we just need to prepare for walking at night or camping there

BOB So the group lands at Borts Beach, and immediately heads out towards Drakeshead

Michael: I mean, somewhat safetly bob if possible

Raelynn: Someone owes me an extra salad if we're skipping that tonight!

Michael: I don't want someone to fall off that cliff

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): You know you can just let me go, give me to that little one, she cannot control me, I can just live forever

User is back. (Spring)

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Or that Elf, she looks sweet, no one would suspect her if I was in her hands

Spring (Lanek): so much for vow of silence

BOB walking along the path towards the lighthouse

Michael: lol

Indigo: There's lotsa gras around here

Michael: I know right!

Indigo: grins

Carissa (Raelynn): Hmm he hasn't gotten the whisper down though so we can't figure out why Michael is arguing with himself

Lisa (Indigo): grass

Michael: I'm out of character!

Michael: right now at least!

Michael: :)

BOB I thought this was a nice touch for the final moments :)

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Michael: And I do it so the group knows that Talwin actively listens to the sword

Spring (Lanek): not like that sounds ominous or anything

Michael: And interacts

Michael: It keeps them on their toes :)

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Seriously who do you think you are better off without me

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): You know that I am good for you

Carissa (Raelynn): and mutters and confirms Rae thinks he's insane, I love it

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): You need an excuse to give into your blood lust and just slice that stupid mage in half

Lorie (Licornah): (Good for you like a tumor... )

Raelynn: Grass doesn't make a good salad. Do I look like a cow??

Talwin: Hm, you dont' sound like yourself today. I think you are getting a bit hangry. We need to kill something soon.

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): EXACTLY

Talwin: Shocked

Talwin: NO Raelynn

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): I have been saying this all week!

Talwin: Gods

Carissa (Raelynn): LOL

Talwin: You are not a Cow?

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): We need to kill something

Raelynn: Thank you.

Spring (Lanek): oh i have to do some actual work, brb

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): OH OH OH

Raelynn: Then I need a real salad, not grass, when we have a chance.

Talwin: Rolls eyes. Jeeze Reven settle down. We'll get on that eventually

User has gone AFK. (Spring)

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): THAT IS IT

Talwin: I think Reven is grumpy today

Raelynn: I miss when you weren't muttering to yourself this morning...

Craigh: Swords can get emotional?

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): We you are so good at this, you can survive, WE kill that stupid centaur

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Then we declare we are the Master

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): and we can stay here

Raelynn: I doubt it's a big emotional range.

Michael (Talwin): Er, yeah settle down there (Even Lemon isn't that evil Good god Bob)

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): and have people come to us

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): YES

Raelynn: More like a teaspoon

Indigo: You don't look like a cow but isn't grass like thin lettuce?

Talwin: You do realize that people already come to us right?

Talwin: Stops

Talwin: Horrified look at Indigo

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Well you are right

Raelynn: Ummm, no. Grass is grass and lettuce is nice and crispy and digestible.

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): People already come to us so we can just kill that stupid centaur and go home

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): and people will come to us anyway

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): you are so smart

Talwin: Well....I'm still on your side Raelynn, but can't cows digest lettuce? NOT CALLING YOU A COW, just curious

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): This is why we need to stay together

Talwin: I'm going to stop talking now

Craigh: It's a good skill to learn.

Talwin: Yeah, I think we need some silence Reven. I like when you are in a better mood

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): yes stop talking about grass and cows until the hamburgers are served

Talwin: That doesn'e teven make sense!

Talwin: Shouts

Raelynn: Thank you for clarifying. And they can, but cows have, like, six stomachs or something, and I only have one!

Talwin: Looks around

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Nice rare bloody hamburgers

Talwin: Sorry

Talwin: Reven is irritating me today. Something about Hamburgers

Talwin: He's hangry

Talwin: Gotta be it

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Yes

Raelynn: Can swords eat?

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): One of these are not needed

Talwin: Stop talking Reven

Raelynn: Maybe Reven would eat grass.

Talwin: You know your bounds with me

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): the small one? she is not paying attention, we could take her

Talwin: Stops

Talwin: I'm about ready to throw you off the cliff

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): WHy?

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): you did not mind my desires before?

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): what is wrong?

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): You have changed

Raelynn: Throw me off a cliff??

Talwin: Calmly: You know your bounds with me. And you do not sound like yourself. Don't test me Reven

Raelynn: Oh. The sword. Good. Er, maybe. Are you okay, Talwin?

Talwin: (Bob, unless Lemon is okay with this, Reven is about ready to take a dive. Make sure she isn't going to be mad. She doesnt' really take it this far)

Carissa (Raelynn): (Lemon loves Reven, please don't toss thte sword)

BOB warm smile I promise that Lemon will be ok with it

Talwin: Oh! Well in taht Case...

Talwin: Unshethes the Sword, last chance

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): YES

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): DO IT

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): I can take them all

Craigh: I'd offer to carry the thing, if it didn't weigh more than me.

Talwin: Sigh

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): WE can take them all

Talwin: Realyl going to miss this sword

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): We We We

Raelynn: Oh put that damn thing away. I'm tired, and hungry, and Alexandria is waiting.

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): I mean it

Talwin: Grumbles. I'll never have another one this nice

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): We are invincable

Talwin: Bob I hate you. This sword was it's own adventure damn it

Raelynn: Just sheath is, stop touching it, and let's go.

Talwin: I'm sorry Reven, I think i'm tired of you. Maybe a few decades in the ocean will clear your head

Raelynn: If it's like that weird sword Kel has, you can just... let go of it.

Zayden: heard that before

Zayden smiles

Talwin: Tear on his face

Raelynn: TALWIN.

Talwin: Tosses it in the Ocean

Talwin: Sighs

Talwin: Don't talk to me right now

Talwin: Continues walking

BOB Michael you need a sword

BOB This sword

Talwin: I have a second one

Lisa (Indigo): but but you don't have a sword for training then

Talwin: ?

BOB yes to whoever put that up

Raelynn: No.

Talwin: Uh, I warned everyone?

Talwin: You said she was fine with it?

Carissa: I'm hitting stop.

Lisa (Indigo): you melted your broadword

Talwin: I have a second two handed

Carissa: Reven is part of your character BUT ALSO LEMON'S CHARACTER.

Carissa: I am not good with tossing another person's character like that.

Talwin: BOB JUST SAID SHE WAS OIKAY WITH IT. WHICH IS IT GUYS?

Craigh: He did warn everyone.

Carissa: Bob needed to clarify that.

TMO (Craigh): Was no one reading that?

Lisa (Indigo): you haven't even seen alexandria yet

User is back. (Spring)

Talwin: I figured she didn't want to play him anymore

Carissa: I honestly thought Bob would stop it earlier.

Talwin: I wanred this was going to be going far

Zayden: hmm ethical issues

Talwin: Which is it

Carissa: Lemon really enjoys playing Reven.

Talwin: Reven knows my bounds

Talwin: I need to know right now

Carissa: And if she isn't here we cannot decide that for her,.

Talwin: NO, NO, No, NO. The last time someone wasn't here, I almost left the game. I NEED TO KNOW RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, which it is

Talwin: NOW

Talwin: I'm deadly fucking serious

Zayden: whoa language Tal

Carissa: It is doubly unfair if it wasn't her talking. So Bob. We need to take that Bob. Sword is not in the ocean.

Carissa: *take that back

Talwin: Sorry Zayden

TMO (Craigh): probably need to just stop the Reven action for a bit

BOB I am in agreement with Carissa the sword is still there in Talwin's hands

Michael (Talwin): This predates you and I'm sorry

Michael (Talwin): language was bad and I apologize

'Lemon' connected

Michael (Talwin): I just have deep feelings on this. Didn't mean to make you uncomfortable

Carissa: It's okay

Shislif (Zayden): Lol no worries sorry for being a prude!

Carissa: (for my end I understand, not speaking for Sharif)

BOB 100% this is a key point in the campaign

Lemon: PERSONAL HOTSPOT

Carissa: SHE IS SUMMONED

TMO (Craigh): HAHAH

Lorie (Licornah): (I'm confused this is YOU angry or your character ANGRY or both? )

Shislif (Zayden): I just like to be the guy that says "whoa language" when cursing comes up, kinda my thing :)

Indigo: I was reading it as bob messing with you but nothing was going to be decided or happening until you got to trainer

BOB The group of characters is approaching Drakeshead... and where Talwin will meet with Alexandria, one of the top two handed sword people in the world.

Michael (Talwin): Look guys. Everyone gives me a hard time about Reven. I figured this was a legit story point. I feel a bit uncomfrotable about this now

Shislif (Zayden): you good bud nothing to feel bad about we all cool :)

User has gone AFK. (Spring)

TMO (Craigh): Michael - you gave warning.

Carissa: Hey, no worries. Do what you need if you need to take a minute, but it was confusing and we needed to clarify it and we are good now, I think.

Michael (Talwin): And sorry Lemon. Not sure if this predates you either

Carissa: Yes, you did give warning. And when it wasn't stopped, I hit the button.

Zayden: seems like that was a good call

Carissa: Because I didn't want you to keep going until we all knew exactly what you planned to do.

Shislif (Zayden): OOC

Michael (Talwin): Okay. So the sword is still here. I'd very much like this to stop for now

Carissa: Works fo rme

BOB yes to Michael, this is a very key story point, bend in the Arc

Lorie (Licornah): (So we are stopping for the evening? )

Michael (Talwin): (no, just the sword talk please)

Lemon: No way, I just got here

Carissa: So just Bob sword talk?

Shislif (Zayden): twist!

Michael (Talwin): (I'm really uncomfortable about the sword at the moment. Yes)

Lemon: I don't see how this could be the arc! I found the sword!

Carissa: Ok so the Lemon sword talk as well until you're good again?

Lemon: You didn't know I was going to find the sword and give it to talwin and that it wouldn't take over his brain!

TMO (Craigh): I guess my question is, and it may not be anwered, is what Bob was trying to push Talwin to do? It did seem like he had a goal, and it honestly felt like it was disposing of the sword.

BOB That is amazing Lemon by the way

Talwin: I'm so sorry Lemon, can we not talk with Reven tonight? Please?

Lemon: I don't think it's really up to me, honestly

Lemon: Seems like it's a plot point I can't avoid, since it's not really my character

Carissa: None unless prompted by the story arc?

Michael (Talwin): Fine

Talwin: Let's continue for now and just leave it alone for now

Talwin: Thanks :)

Carissa: Hit one of the buttons if you need to later :)

Lisa: I am seeing it as just choices that bob makes us face

Lisa: everyone makes fun of Tiberius - and I have Bran deal with that

Lisa: she's not dumping him because every other character hates him

Lisa: same with Jenn

User is back. (Spring)

Lisa: it's just decisions and choices and those in this case are yours Michael

Lemon: BOB and I have privately discussed the eventual outcome and I am ok with whatever you decide to do with the sword Michael

Talwin: But I also don't feel like everyone constnatly calls them evil, getting worse, and to maybe get rid of him. I just want to drop this please

BOB So my plan for Talwin's training and Mastery. Talwin has a sword, an intelligent sword, that is definately 100% evil because it has been trapped inside of a Giant Sword by the Giants that killed his family and made him into a weapon to kill more people and all he has done is kill people and then he got away from the giants, and into a gnome. But she handed the sword off to a human fighter, who was a good fighter, but was willing to listen to him and help the sword kill more and more and more and YES BLOOD, and now that the human fighter is about to meet his master he is realizing that the sword might not actually be good or controllable for all of his life

Talwin: Hell, even Jennieve wasn't like this unless I'm remebering incorrectly

Talwin: Okay Bob. I understand that. Please for the love of god just drop it tonight. I'm having flashbacks and I am deeply uncomfortable

BOB And OOC and skipping ahead a bit this is why you were tasked with gettign the Fire Gems, so you could help destroy the magical link that keeps this tortured soul inside of the sword and let it go to it's final resting place

Carissa (Raelynn): (we can always do the Celestry tonight if you prefer)

Shislif (Zayden): oh that seems nice

Lemon: Reven DID say he felt imprisoned, to be fair

BOB The person inside the sword was not evil to start but giants using him to kill everything has corupted him

Talwin: Look. I think I'm logging tongith.

Talwin: I'm not sulking, I'm crying

BOB NO Michel

BOB Stay please

BOB I know

Lorie (Licornah): Yeah, I think I'm done for the evening...

BOB Trust me

BOB this is a hard story moment

Licornah: this doesn't feel like an adventure that I can contribute anything to.

Lemon: I just got here!

Licornah: Have a great evening

BOB but this is what growth feels like sometimes

BOB I am sorry Lorie

Talwin: Night Lorie. Thank you for joining tonight :)

Lorie: This whole adventure is supposed to be for one character and it's been nothing but teeth gnashing for weeks

Lorie: I feel like I have nothing to give

Talwin: I'm sorry.

Lemon: I feel like Licornah just wants to talk about home but no one knows it

'Lorie' disconnected

Lemon: She needs something to do lol

BOB Yes to Lemon on that

Raelynn: Many of our adventures are often focused on one character. We're there to support them like we're doing for Michael right now.

Talwin: We'll make the next adventure about Licornah

Talwin: :)

BOB So do you understand better Michael about the sword?

Lanek: i thought the topic was dropped. can we discuss travel logistics

Lemon: Yeah, I mean, Daph has been 100% useless on this adventure, but her personality adds to the story anyway. Licornah is so quiet though, no one has really gotten to know her yet

Talwin: Bob. The sword isn't the problem. It's the irritation of the past catching up with me. Just get us to the damn place

Talwin: please

BOB You are there,

BOB With Alexandria

Talwin: I have the Gems

BOB The sun is setting

Talwin: We have five

Shislif (Zayden): I don't have much to contribute except we always have time for a deep breath or two or three

Talwin: But I would keep two of them for the sake of my companions who risked much for us

Spring (Lanek): i like the breathing

BOB Michael take a deep breath

Carissa (Raelynn): (you contribute a lot of laughter Sharif, don't discount that)

BOB Yes to Carissa about Sharif

BOB Do not rush this just to get through this

BOB This is Talwin's chance to shine

Shislif (Zayden): lol thx :)

Michael (Talwin): No. At the moment, Talwin is being blunt. Respectful but Blunt. He webt through shit to get these things. She can be a little understanding

BOB to talk about his drive, his goals, why he needs this training

Talwin: Bows

Raelynn: squeezes his shoulder and whispers, "You got this, Talwin."

BOB and how he intends to be deserving of training with one of the three people on the planet who can do that for him

TMO (Craigh): keyword: diplomacy. ;)

Lanek: whispers "what she said"

Talwin: What do you want from me from here? And, I would respectfully ask how to properly care for these gems. I am unsure if there are special requirements.

Talwin: Respectfully

Talwin: Bows

BOB Michael Talwin is getting into rarified air, higher than Branwyn is at Court, He will be added to that list and be number four

Talwin: I apolgoize for my tone. I have had a long day

Shislif (Zayden): Although I may need to leave a little early tonight for dinner business

Talwin: I apolgoize for my tone. I have had a long day

Michael (Talwin): (We love you Zayden :) )

Shislif (Zayden): I know I'm saying it now, but it's got nothing to do with what just happened, just getting hungry :)

BOB We are honoring Michael's long journey to this point tonight

Michael (Talwin): (Come back if you can :) )

Shislif (Zayden): lol thx :)

Shislif (Zayden): not yet ina bit

Shislif (Zayden): maybe by 8

TMO (Craigh): that's a good point Bob - I don't know that I'd realized how prestigious this training was

Looks at the group as they arrive

TMO (Craigh): Ii was thinking of it as just another skill

Michael (Talwin): (Talwin is kind of going to say the exact same thing. He can be respectufl, and also blunt. He isn't a diplomat)

Michael (Talwin): (But I will try)

TMO (Craigh): A Queen is considering granting your request to join the Royal Court Talwin. :)

Shislif (Zayden): it's like a tough training where they make you givve up your family or something, like The Witcher

Lemon: Yeah, I deeply appreciate Zayden's contributions to the group. Even the pee.

Shislif (Zayden): Tal will prolly come back like a Jedi

Michael (Talwin): (I mean no disrespect, but I'm not sure waht that means :) )

Alexandria: So you decided you want to attempt to prove yourself?

Michael (Talwin): (We can discuss later though)

Talwin: Bows

Shislif (Zayden): lol, lots more pee where that came from :)

Talwin: "We have brought the Gems"

Carissa (Raelynn): ("bio breaks" not pee, only Zayden pees)

BOB LOL

Talwin: "So yes"

Lisa: lol

Michael (Talwin): lol

TMO (Craigh): Craigh is willing to help with phrasing if Talwin wants any advice.

Carissa (Raelynn): (Rae can look pretty and persuade when/if needed)

Alexandria: Slight frown, you think the gems are the only thing you need to do to prove your self?

TMO (Craigh): He's used to dealing with people remember

Shislif (Zayden): lol I do need some boundaries btwn me and my character :)

Talwin: Shakes head

Carissa (Raelynn): lol Sharif

Talwin: No, I figured it was more of a way to get your attention

Talwin: I'm certain there is more than that

Alexandria: Good

Bixi Fizzlebang: You already questioned his honor last time we were here

Alexandria: Just like there is a feinght and a counter feighnt

Talwin: Nods, a bit more understanding of sword "lingo"

Talwin: A little more confident

Alexandria: You cannot take even the most powerful thrust and force it through platemail

Talwin: Smiles wryly

Alexandria: You need to look for the weakness

Alexandria: at the joints, where things come together

Talwin: Cocks head, interested in this discussion

Alexandria: and see where you can separate the weak from the strong

Alexandria: Where are you weak Talwin?

Talwin: Snorts

Talwin: Waves hand

Talwin: I apologize

Talwin: It seems I am weak in several areas

Bixi Fizzlebang -> Zayden: Oooh, pay attention, this could be good material for the rock opera

Talwin: Lots of room for growth

Talwin: At the moment, relationships

Talwin: However,

Zayden -> Bixi Fizzlebang: Oh yea! For a sec there I forgot about the Rock Opera, great to have you back Bix!

Talwin: I would say most of all is patiently waiting

Bixi Fizzlebang -> Zayden: Yeah, sorry I was gone so long doing... whatever it is I was doing

Talwin: Waiting is not a strong point. Patience is a serious lack in my repetoir

Alexandria: Waiting is good, stagnation is bad

Talwin: Even to my detriment

Talwin: Nods

Zayden -> Bixi Fizzlebang: No worries, we all need time to ourselves...sometimes

Alexandria: Fast Slow and Stall, no Reverse

Talwin: No reverse?

Talwin: Leans in despite himself

Alexandria: You cannot go back and change the past

Talwin: In interest?

Alexandria: Ask your mages

Zayden: they say patience is a form of wisdom

Zayden: They was our Janitor back in Bard school

Bixi Fizzlebang: I'm sorry, but Gerry would beg to differ

Alexandria: You need to stand in the Present

Talwin: Ah, a metaphore. I think I see the point

Talwin: Smiles despite himself

Zayden: He was a very wise janitor

Talwin: Tries very hard not to snort again at Zayden

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol zayden

Alexandria: You have an excellent sword in your hands

Shislif (Zayden): lol

Alexandria: I have looked into your past

Alexandria: The priests tell me it is God Touched

Zayden: whoa

Talwin: I think it would beg to differ

Talwin: With saddness

Alexandria: Was your sword always like this?

Talwin: No. It was quite large

Alexandria: Was it more powerful because it was large?

Talwin: It was a gift for servie to make it smaller for my own realistic use

Talwin: Shakes head. I could not weild it with accuracy

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): hey, yeah, why would a god shrink down an evil sword!

Zayden: I bet the ladies said that a lot eh Tal

Talwin: I was a very kind gift

Talwin: And I was honored by it. I respect it every day

Alexandria: And this being inside the sword

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): this whole sword arc is shenanigans. SHENANIGANS!

Talwin: Gaurded

Raelynn: Zayden, shhhh!

Alexandria: The soul

Alexandria: the living embodiment

Zayden: Whispers to Rae: he was inside the sword?

Alexandria: that has been trapped inside of this metal

Alexandria: Is it more powerful than you are?

Talwin: Ponders with Seriousness

Raelynn: whispers back, "Okay, yes, that is funny but I don't think this is the time for that joke!"

Talwin: I do not know.

Talwin: Speaks with Honesty

Alexandria: Yes you do

Zayden: Whispers to Rae: ok thanks that helps Rae

Points to Indigo

Talwin: Shaeks head

Alexandria: Is he more a friend to you than the soul in the sword?

Indigo: looks up

Zayden: Also whispers to Rae: I'm glad you found it funny though (with a smile)

Points to a randome tree

Alexandria: Is that tree more alive than your trapped soul?

Raelynn: smiles back

TMO (Craigh): (I missed the 'points to Indigo' and was totally confused as to who she was talking about there. :)

Talwin: Reven is a person, despite his condition. He is deserving of the same respect I give Indigo. Friend or not

Alexandria: Good

Talwin: Slightly disagreeing but remaining respectful

Alexandria: You have learned

Alexandria: So Indigo

looks at him

Alexandria: Tell me, do you want to be encased inside a sword to live for hundreds of years, forced to do what who ever picks you up demands you do?

Indigo: Me? No!

Zayden: not it!

Indigo: I want to die and go to the great banquet

Nods

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): ok, the "not it" made me for realsies laugh out loud

Lisa (Indigo): lol

Alexandria: So Talwin is this soul inside your sword not worthy of going to his great banquet

TMO (Craigh): hehe

Talwin: Cocks Head

BOB yes to Lemon and full QUOTE to that

Zayden: banquet sounds pretty nice

Carissa (Raelynn): (and he was getting hangry earlier)

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): WHAT ARE YOU THINING!!

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): We are meant to be together

Talwin: May I have a moment to ask? I will not force him to leave. I make no demans of him and I won't force him too

Shislif (Zayden): lol thx lemon!

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): How can you even be here!

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Just slice her open

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): you can take over this camp

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Indigo will be fine with it you know that

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): For the record, bob is still being the sword. but I'm ok with it.

Talwin: Looks to Alexandria

Talwin: Can you hear?

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Why in the world would you even think that you do not know better than that horse!

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Of course we belong together, we can work together and do so many good things, so many bloody, deep thrusting hard things

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): We will make this our own lighthouse

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): ok ew, i'm not ok with that

Carissa (Raelynn): bad word choice I agree

Shislif (Zayden): kinda sounds like a toxic relationship...

TMO (Craigh): it's supposed to I think

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): "phrasing" gif

Talwin: Shrugs

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): She said there were two othes

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): We can kill her

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): then there are only two more

Talwin: He seems quite insistent to stay. Violent tendencies not withstanding

Shislif (Zayden): Oh btw in The Witcher they forced the kids to leave their families if they're gonna be a Witcher, and they don't get a choice, from earlier

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): then WE will be the bst in the world

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): It will be a great quest

Talwin: Ignores Reven for now

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): you want to go on that you know you do

Zayden: A sword can't thrust itself

Talwin: I think there is a lot of suffering there

Talwin: And I think that he had been wronged

Zayden: I think you're right Tal

Talwin: Forcing him to do something else is not something I have in mind

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ok but just because your partner has some trauma and went through some stuff doesn't mean you have to stay in the toxic relationship...

Talwin: As long as he does not stray from the bounds he clearly knows I have, I am not comfortable treating a living thing, pardon, sould like this

Talwin: (getting to that Lemon)

Michael (Talwin): Lol

Talwin: I am almost certain you can hear this conversation

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Lol, I don't want to argue in favor of destroying the sword, but I DO want to make sure you're living your best life and not trapped in a toxic relationship lol

Talwin: Do you think he is not in his right mind?

Lisa (Indigo): yes - lol

Zayden: One could say Hate is on the opposite side of the spectrum of Love, that he could only hate because he once loved

Alexandria: You just heard your friends violently refuse to take the place of the soul inside that sword

Daphene: That's beautiful, bard.

Carissa (Raelynn): yup

Zayden: I wouldn't say violently

Craigh: There's a phrase I've heard before. "Cry for the puppy it used to be, but deal with the threat the rabid dog is now."

Talwin: Er

Bixi Fizzlebang: Maybe more like, vehemently

Talwin: Not sure what that was supposed to mean

Zayden: Hey thanks Daphene! I forgot you were there great to see you

Talwin: I wouldn't ask them to take the place

Talwin: Cocks head

Talwin: I would never ask them too

Alexandria: Not one of your friends who care for you

Bixi Fizzlebang: How could you forget, after watching me eat so much?

Talwin: This sword cares for me, in it's own way

Alexandria: they obviously care deeply to go face a dragon for you

Daphene: How could you forget, after watching me eat so much?

Talwin: Smiles

Talwin: Indeed

Talwin: The sword did too, however

Talwin: You asked me weakness

Alexandria: None of them would sacrafice themselves to be trapped, enslaved inside a sword like this soul is

Alexandria: Do you think this trapped soul is a better person than your friends?

Zayden: Oh that's right, I didn't forget, I just felt like I hadn't seen you for a bit, it's great having you in the group, and oh it's nice to no longer be the n newest group member!

Talwin: My weakness is I won't force this sword to do anything it doesn't want it to do. I won't let it rampage and kill wantonly, but I refuse to treat it with any less respect then my friends

Talwin: I can't help it

Talwin: The Sword I mean

Alexandria: warm smiles

Talwin: BUt I can help it as best I can to ease it's suffering where I can

Alexandria: You know what these Fire Gems are used for?

Talwin: Nods. And I told Reven

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Will it help you let go if I tell you that the sword was TOTALLY IN ON IT with the glitter bomb?

Alexandria: Say it

Zayden: what are they used for?

Alexandria: Make everyone aware of the choice you are making

Talwin: That it will send the soul onwards

Talwin: Sighs

Talwin: Howard educated me on the topic

Zayden: ohhhhhh

Talwin: Nods with thanks to Howard

Talwin: I chose to carefully consider it, and Reven was quite upset at the idea

Howard Plum: smiles sadly

Alexandria: Reaches out give me one of the gems

Talwin: Who am I to judge this being who was wronged

Zayden: [SKILL] Musical Instrument [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 11) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 7]

Talwin: Hesitates, but carefully removes a Gem, keeping Reven sheathed

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): funeral dirge?

Shislif (Zayden): just some nice background music, seems like an emotional moment

Michael (Talwin): Hey what are bards for :)

Michael (Talwin): I love it :)

Alexandria: Takes the gem and holds it in one hand

Shislif (Zayden): that's what i thought!

Michael (Talwin): emotional moment

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): neeeear, faaaaar, whereeeeever you are something something something something heart will go ooooooonnnnnnn

Alexandria: Give me your sword

Michael (Talwin): LOL

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): you'reeeee heeeeere there's nOOOOOOthing I fear

Shislif (Zayden): lol

Talwin: Alexandria, I can't in good Consious do this without knowing your intent. Even if it costs me everyting

Talwin: Sadly

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I'll never let go, Jack! er, Talwin!

BOB That is awesome Lemon

Michael (Talwin): LOL

Carissa (Raelynn): lol

Alexandria: You need to hand me your sword Talwin the brave

Talwin: Shakes head

Talwin: I...I can't

Talwin: Tears

Alexandria: Holds out her hand

Alexandria: Only the brave can move on

Talwin: Please ask something else...anything else

Talwin: It's a person

Talwin: I can't

Zayden: Tal is one of the bravest I've ever witnessed

Alexandria: It is YOUR soul

Talwin: It is HIS soul I'm worried about

Craigh: Everybody dies. Staying on after death is for zombies and vampires.

Alexandria: Holds out her hand quietly firmly confidently

Talwin: Weeping

Talwin: Please

Daphene: I know it doesn't feel like it, Talwin, but this might be the best gift you could give to your friend

Talwin: I would think he would disagree

Craigh: Do you think he'd approve of what he's become?

Talwin: Do you think he asked for any of this?

Craigh: Puppy, Rabid Dog?

Talwin: Who am I to do this to a soul

Talwin: I wouldn't do it to you

Zayden: hate is bottomless bucket, it can never be filled

Talwin: What makes your soul more important to his?

Daphene: When all you've known is misery, it makes sense to be afraid of what's coming next

Talwin: I would defend it to the death

Raelynn: Talwin, we all want to move on. Death is but another journey. What's a life here if not one we get to live?

Alexandria: quietly To you or For you

Daphene: If I were trapped in a sword and corrupted, I would hope someone would be brave enough and kind enough to free me.

Indigo: If someone ever puts me in a sword I want you to get me out please

Talwin: But you ASKED to be let out

Talwin: He has not

Talwin: Reven

Indigo: Yes. It's up to you to decide

Talwin: Uncertainly

Zayden: Me as well, if I am ever in a sword, please release me, you can put that in writing

Talwin: <In head space> Uncertainly

Talwin: What do you want?

Zayden: what is to become a sword Tal?

Zayden: what is it?

Zayden: it's to become an instrument of death

Daphene: Talwin... does Reven seem like someone who is in their right mind and can make that kind of request knowing what it means?

Raelynn: The unknown is scary, and sometimes it's hard to know when we need to move on/.

Talwin: Shakily puts hand on pommel, but not quite ready to do this to his friend

Zayden: Seriously dude we came all this way

Daphene: Sometimes when people are sick, we make the best choices for them, whether they agree or not.

Talwin: I will regret this the rest of my life

Talwin: Quitelty

Daphene: This is a different kind of sickness, but still, I think the choice is yours, not his.

Zayden: Sorry that was insensitive of me

Talwin: I am so sorry Reven, forgive me in the next life. Who will be with me now?

Lanek: frowns

Indigo: Then maybe you shouldn't do it. You don't want to live the rest of your life thinking you did the wrong thing

Raelynn: Your friends.

Talwin: Slowly draws the sword. "Will it be painful?"

Zayden: Indigo stop

Indigo: Only do it if you think it is the right thing to do

Daphene: Does Reven feel pain, Talwin?

Talwin: Oh yes. He feels pain

Zayden: I think we can be sure that he would ONLY do it if it was the right thing

Indigo: Why? You want him to think he's made the biggest mistake of his life forever?

Talwin: And It makes me proud I could lessen it

Zayden: why would he think that?

Lanek: he just said so

Indigo: He just said he'd regret it the rest of his life

Talwin: Master or not, if you make me regret this, I will find a way to return. Over and over

Talwin: Sadly

Indigo: I wouldn't want to live with that big a thing

Talwin: I'll miss you friend. I hope somehow you can visit

Bixi Fizzlebang: quietly so Talwin doesn't overhear, but to anyone else close enough, "Come on, we all know this thing is evil. Let him destroy it. We can talk sense into his feelings later."

Zayden: he's just emotional, he'll get over it

Talwin: I'll look for you when I part here

Talwin: Drops the sword in the hand

Zayden: This is Talwin we're talking about, but yea we all get chipped when we lose loved ones, and that stays with us

Alexandria: Takes the sword

Alexandria: Bows to Talwin

Alexandria: Welcome

Alexandria: You are now truly a master

Zayden: She seems like a nice lady though I'm sure Reven will be fine

Talwin: I certainly don't feel like it.

Daphene: Wondering if you made the right choice is a part of grief.

Alexandria: You can over come your internal fears and master the external ones

Zayden: Renunciation, it's kind of a big deal

Daphene: Especially when it is a companion who can not make their own decision

Talwin: Subdued. Sure, when they don't beg to stay maybe

Alexandria: Now I will train you in how to wield your weapon

Zayden: nice that sounds pretty cool

Talwin: Nods, but without his usual energy

Alexandria: You have already made your first steps

Alexandria: When you have a supplicant come to you, you will know to look in their heart and understand if they need a weapon or a heart

Alexandria: You have a heart

Alexandria: You will be strong and powerful and

Alexandria: warm smile

Daphene: I have had pets that I think would have begged to stay, if they had words. They would have put their pain aside to bring me more comfort. Is that what Reven's doing? Is that what you want him to do?

Alexandria: you will protect

Raelynn: Like a dragon!

Zayden: whoa a dragon?!

BOB The sword and the three gems go back into the lighthouse

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): so she is the dragon?

BOB everyone is treated to a warm happy dinner

Zayden: yummy

Raelynn: Vatra was strong, powerful, and protective. So why not like a dragon?

BOB You have beds and everything here to keep you overnight

Zayden: did you give her any lotion?

BOB Even Indigo is happy with the meal :)

Raelynn: Vatra? Yes, silly. But I need to make more now.

Craigh: Oh god, a bed...

BOB and then you all go to a deep sleep

Zayden: oh ok very nice

Zayden: so sleepy

Zayden yawns

Zayden: anybody want a massage?

Talwin: Nods

Zayden: hey I come buddy

Zayden: here

Lipthink/Reven Viking warrior protector -> Talwin: Thank you, friend

Lipthink/Reven Viking warrior protector: Thank you, friend

Zayden gives Talwin a should massage

Zayden shoulder

Talwin -> Lipthink/Reven Viking warrior protector: I am so sorry.

Carissa (Raelynn): VIKING WARRIOR?

Spring (Lanek): i hope that good meal included some good ale or wine

Zayden finds the kinks

Spring (Lanek): well okay then

Zayden his shoulders, his upper back, his bis and tris, all stiff as a board, tense as an over wraught violin

Talwin: I can bring these to the Lighthouse

Zayden really gets in there

Lipthink/Reven Viking warrior protector: a whisper in the back of Talwin's head "Don't think you're going to lose me so easily!"

Shislif (Zayden): oh snap!

BOB warm smile BOWS

TMO (Craigh): just don't crawl out of any tv screens

Shislif (Zayden): he's inside of him!

Shislif (Zayden): why he was so stiff probably

Talwin: Well, that's a little better :)

Lisa (Indigo): lol

Michael (Talwin): Well, that's a little better :)

Lipthink/Reven Viking warrior protector: I'm off protecting my family right now, but I'll be back to visit, don't worry!

Michael (Talwin): I felt like garbage

Shislif (Zayden): oh that's nice, he's friendly now

Talwin: It sounds like a plan

Talwin: Smiles Warmly

Talwin: Bows to Alexandira

Shislif (Zayden): i thought he was still evil and gonna posses Tal or something

Talwin: Whatever was done

Talwin: Thank you

Talwin: I think

Talwin: I hope

BOB I told you you needed to stay Michael

Michael (Talwin): (Lemon can still "visit" with him though from time to time :) )

Lemon (Lipthink/Reven Viking warrior protector): I'M HIS GHOST NOW! BOB SAID IT!

Michael (Talwin): lol

Raelynn: But now you

Shislif (Zayden): lol

Carissa (Raelynn): *you'll have to deal with Bixi ghost hunting

Shislif (Zayden): brb

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Michael (Talwin): Against a viking protector?

Michael (Talwin): I mean...

BOB Lemon got a ghost pepper, a ranger, and a ghost for her part of the adventure

Lemon (Lipthink/Reven Viking warrior protector): Plus we still get to go botany hunting or whatever later!

Lisa (Indigo): ghost pepper? Thought it was afire pepper

BOB Ghost Fire Pepper

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): See, when you talk too much, you get stuff, even if it's not your adventure!

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Let this be a lesson to you all!

Talwin: I don't mean to push my luck, but I must ask someone of your knowledge. How long may these gems be seperatated from a heat source? Or does it matter? We with to treat our remaining ones with respect.

TMO (Craigh): I did not talk enough, I'm sure

Carissa (Raelynn): lol

BOB It is night Michael those are questions for tomorrow

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Yeah, that's why you didn't get a ghost

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Try harder TMO

Michael (Talwin): Ah, okay

BOB you handed over your three gems

BOB they took the other two for safe keeping for you too

BOB But will give them back

Daphene: Should we have a celebration for your lost friend?

Michael (Talwin): (OH! Okay then)

BOB Now is breakfast

Talwin: I would say yes. As I don't think he is seeprated for me forever

BOB and everone can be IC or OOC as you wish

Talwin: Feeling rested after a deep sleep.

Talwin: "It's so quiet"

Talwin: As eating

Talwin: As eating

Lemon (Daphene): I'm TRYING to put together an impromptu memorial for the evil sword BOB, jeez

Talwin: It will take getting used too

Lanek: these eggs are better

BOB This is the time to do it Lemon

Indigo: You okay?

Daphene: I can't believe I'm hungry again already

Raelynn: They are better, but they're not a salad...

Talwin: Coughs up an piece of egg at Lanek's remark

Daphene: After how much I ate before

Indigo: Who eats salad for breakfast?

Lanek: yer not supposed to huff it, Talwin

Lanek: they don't get ya high

Talwin: I'll be fine. Now that I know he is not in pain and showed a penchant for happiness, I think maybe it was the right move

Talwin: I just

Youtargim: I think you meant who eats salad Indigo

Raelynn: A nice fruit salad is a lovely breakfast.

Talwin: Wish I felt better about it.

Talwin: But at the same time

Talwin: He seemed so happy

Raelynn: People who want to live healthy lives eat salad!

Youtargim: and that means you should always have some fruit and greens with your day, right Rae?

Talwin: How could I deny him that

Daphene: Maybe let's go outside and you can say a bit about your friend and we can have a moment of silence.

Craigh: Remember what I said the other night?

Raelynn: Obviously.

Daphene: And then drink to him

Talwin: It' so quiet

Daphene: A lot of drinks

Talwin: Repeats Quietly

Daphene: That's what I want people to do when I die

Raelynn: Drinking? This early in the morning?

Lanek: nods

Zayden: drinks?

Indigo: Better than salads!

Talwin: A simple toast would not be out of the question

Indigo: grins

Raelynn: I don't understand you people.

Talwin: Smiles

Daphene: shrugs

Daphene: There's never a good time of day to grieve

Zayden: did somebody say drinks?

Talwin: The best thing is that you don't have too, but we always have your back

Daphene: Maybe some nice music

Talwin: Grind

Raelynn: Oh! We could add a little sparkling wine to fruit juice! That's a good breakfast drink.

Zayden: hey wel all grieve in our own manner, and our manner is to drink

Talwin: Even Bixi

Michael (Talwin): lol

Talwin: Grins

BOB That is the right quote too for Rae and Talwin there

Lanek: hail with the ale, let's do it

Daphene: Oooh, Rae, that sounds so good!

BOB Before the drinks started, grins

Zayden: I'll take one!

Talwin: Me too

Indigo: grins

Raelynn: I could never drink beer or straight liqour so early in the morning, but a bit of sparkling wine and juice? Always good.

Talwin: I think a cetain Viking would approve

Bixi Fizzlebang: grumbles

Talwin: Raises his Glass in a Toast

Talwin: To Reven!

Zayden: it's five o'clock somewhere...

Zayden feels a little dirty

Raelynn: To Reven! And Talwin!

Talwin: May he live in happiness ever more!

Lanek: to Reven!

Talwin: Blushes

Zayden: to Reven!

Talwin: WIth His Family, and the Eternal Battle!

Youtargim: Toasts

Bixi Fizzlebang: To the glittery sword!

Indigo: raises his glass and cheers

Zayden: He was a passionate lad!

Talwin: Quietly. "I'll miss you friend"

Daphene: To Reven!

Craigh: raps the rim of his cup against the edge of the table and takes a drink.

Talwin: Despite himself, rests his hand on a missing pommel

Zayden: Never Reven!

Raelynn: mutters, "And to Talwin gaining some sanity back!"

Talwin: before catching himself, turning it into a waving gesture

Bixi Fizzlebang: snorts

Bixi Fizzlebang: Don't count those chickens yet, Rae

Zayden: smooth

Talwin: Careful Raelynn, No one accused me of being perfectly sane before the sword

Raelynn: laughs

Lanek: glugs the ale

Raelynn: Guess we'll find out?

Talwin: Withotu him distracting me, I might start thinking of revenge pranks

Zayden: before the sword, feels like a lifetime ago

Raelynn: Will it involve glitter? I do need to get some more for lotions.

Talwin: I would agree Zayden

Bixi Fizzlebang: Zayden, did we know you before the sword?

Talwin: Would you honor us with a song in his name? We don't have to right now, but it would be worthy of a true legend

Zayden: I think it may have been around the same time

Raelynn: We met him at the same place!

Craigh: We found them both in the same place.

BOB no

Bixi Fizzlebang: I know Daph hasn't known Talwin before the sword

Lisa (Indigo): Zayden didn't know Talwin before the sword, right? they were both picked up in giant keep :)

BOB Points to TMO

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ok, that's what I thought

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): But Bixi is drunk

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): probably

Raelynn: But he was also a prisoner so I'm sure it all felt like a lifetime ago.

Zayden: oh right! you came for the sword, you just happened upon me, now I remember. Ha!

Craigh: Although to be technical about it, we did find the sword first. But it didn't shrink until later.

Zayden: Who at last whom

Talwin: Nods

Lanek: waves the empty tankard around significantly

Craigh: We just happened on the sword too.

BOB WOW you freed one prisoner and just carried the other one around with you for over a DECADE

Lisa (Indigo): lol

Bixi Fizzlebang: You know, I can't even remember why we went there in the first place

TMO (Craigh): We like prisoners?

Indigo: To return the elf cloak

Craigh: After the Chain that was tainting the Elven afterlife

Michael (Talwin): oh my gods, it was a decade? Talwin must be literally struggling with the mental gymnastics of having no one to converse with

Raelynn: For Moonbow.

Carissa (Raelynn): (lol no it was not)

Michael (Talwin): the emptiness

Shislif (Zayden): whoa it's been that long?

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): we time-skipped six years

Shislif (Zayden): ah ok

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I don't know how that factors into the math

BOB Not for Talwin your self timing is only months, but you jumped ahead years as Lemon says when you returned

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): because math

Michael (Talwin): Still, four years is a lot! :)

Lisa (Indigo): I don't count the time skip

Carissa (Raelynn): The ones who stayed behind skipped six years. The ones who went it was only two days or so

TMO (Craigh): that 6 years was when we were in the Outer Planes though, right? It wasn't 6 years for us

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): math AND timey wimey

Carissa (Raelynn): It was for Howard, but not anyone else here (minus Daphene)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): no thank you

BOB wibbly wobbly time

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I'm not drunk enough for that

Michael (Talwin): Also in all seriosness, what was that about the Queen? Very confused.

TMO (Craigh): My comment Michael?

BOB and OOC for the rest of the night

Talwin: Right?

Michael (Talwin): Right?

Michael (Talwin): sorry

Shislif (Zayden): Hey so I may get going to do some dinner stuff, but it kinda feels like we're done RPing for the night anyway

BOB I am here to answer what questions I can

Carissa: rest of the night? not much more night left

BOB go have a great night Sharif

Michael (Talwin): Night Zayden :)

Carissa: niight Sharif!

Michael (Talwin): Night Carissa :)

Shislif (Zayden): night night see yall next week!

Michael (Talwin): Just cusious about the Queen thing?

Lisa: Goodnight!

Carissa: (I'm still here for a few more minutes, lol, but thanks)

BOB Ask away

Spring: gnite Sharif

'Shislif' disconnected

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Yeah, I should probably go. I have a headache that is definitely not from crying like a baby, defnitely not

Lisa: awwww

BOB and now Michael did I manage to make this a story arc that you feel made Talwin grow?

Talwin: No, I just didn't understand what you meant about the QUeen. Do you like get an honro or something for becoming a master? Very confused on that

Spring: gnite Lemon!

Talwin: sorry, going OOC

Carissa: night Lemon!

BOB warm tight hugs Lemon

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): goodnight friends!

TMO: If I understand it right, by asking to be trained to be a Master of the sword, you're basiclly asking to be admitted to the Royalty of the Swordsmen. The Queen had to decide if you were worthy to be granted that honor. Not actual ranks or society, but it's the same feel

Lisa: Goodnight!

'Lemon' disconnected

Carissa: Technically, there are lots of queens. But there are only three two handed sword masters so she'd be even MORE important.

TMO: it's a metaphor

BOB Queen being Alexandria

Michael: No in hindsight I liked it a lot! I just didn't like the coming up to it because it reminded me of well the past. I hated it

TMO: there are only 3 Masters, you're asking to become the 4th

Michael: OH!

Michael: Okay. I just must have missed that

Michael: Cool!

TMO: We've dealt with enough Queens you thought I was being literal

TMO: understandable

Lisa: how do they know that? Is there a registry?

BOB LOLO with Lisa

TMO: reputation, I assume

Michael: Ugh, Actually I was. Queen of the Swamp, Drillian, Alexandria, Evil Queen, etc

Michael: Losing track

BOB ALexandria mentioned one of the other ones as a barbarian in the north

Michael: So...a lot

Michael: lol

TMO: no problem, sorry I added to the confusion

BOB then she said three, you do not know the third one

Michael: You are fine. Appreciated the comment because I wouldn't have asked and didn't realize

Michael: So this was fun. I know I joke about it a lot, but sometime in the future, I want Talwin to start building up more industry for the Protectorate.

BOB I am very glad I could make you so emotionally entangled Michael

Lisa: what you do best Bob

Michael: Uh, yes you did that very well> Thank god it's Lories turn now

Michael: I need a break

Carissa: Lisa's

Carissa: We gonna go to Hell

Michael: Well, we need to include her more

Michael: Sorry

BOB Next week we deal with the City things

Michael: Should have clarified

Lisa: yes

Michael: and City things sounds fun while I am training

BOB and XP and Training and helping Bixi get her herbs

TMO: I sorta went thru mine with Ilero, and he wound up retiring over it. :)

Michael: What should I do during that session bob? Just pop in, or anything I can help with?

Michael: I think Talwin has a lot left in him :)

BOB Yes you are expected to be here Michael

Michael: Expected! Strong words :)

Michael: Yes Headmaster

BOB grins

Carissa: Oh training question

BOB anything

BOB ask away

Carissa: How many weeks does Nlaea get? She's home so I haven't a clue when she technically leveled.

Carissa: She needs to train in NWP and WP

BOB You can check the site to see when this story arc started and then how many weeks for training.... sob

Carissa: hugs for Bob too

Lisa: training usually takes 7 weeks unless you find a high WIS trainer

Carissa: Wasn't it 41 days?

BOB Yes 41 days so far

Michael: Frankly, I don't think there is a wiser trainer, but I could be mistaken

Carissa: And then however long this training takes

Lisa: 9 days in a week

BOB which is 4-5 weeks so far

Carissa: Is that training for just NWP or also for WP?

BOB one slot at a time

Carissa: I'm thinking I'm leaning towards Vet Healing for NWP and another point for bows for WP. I think.

Lisa: no multi-tasking :)

Carissa: lol didn't think so

Carissa: And wasn't sure if she was being dragged to the library or not anymore

BOB We will be clicking off 5 - 8 weeks for Talwin's training

Carissa: But wanted to toss it out there for whatever training she can get now

BOB you do not know yet how wise Alexandria is

Lisa: we can do that quickly

Carissa: Although I'm sure she can get more before Hell during the Hell prep

Lisa: when is that happening

Michael: She made Talwin give up Reven, so I'd say she must have some wisdom LOL But no worries either way

BOB We will be clicking off time the next two sessions

BOB Did anyone expect that ending?

Lisa: I'm just glad at the end of this Talwin can be at peace with it

Michael: Uh, No. I did not

Michael: And I bawled alot

Carissa: Kinda guess for first, and yes to Lisa

Lisa: Was not going to be happy if Michael was going to be dragging regret after it

TMO: If there was foreshadowing, I missed it, but that's not too surprising.

Michael: I feel better knowing he actually is happy and not angry at Talwin's decision. That would have made me truly miserable

Lisa: good

Lisa: then a good ending

Carissa: yes

Michael: So how excited is Branwny going to be for her Gift!

Michael: I am so excited to bring it back to her

Lisa: she will be very surprised and happy

Michael: And after selling the other, we can hopefully make enough to stuff her coffers!

TMO: Have a hot rock that might hatch into a hostile flame lizard!

Michael: (Unless someone else wants it of course)

Michael: Well, Rae would love that

Michael: to be honest

Michael: She would train it

Carissa: We wanna sell it OR do we wannt save it for the next dragon bargining?

Michael: But I think that's classified as a Monster

Michael: So, maybe not

Carissa: Yes please!!

Carissa: lol

Michael: And there you go

Carissa: Although a dragonette is a bit more her size

Lisa: I am not sure we know anyone with the insemination nwp

Michael: If Bob is okay with that, not sure

Carissa: She's like a small poodle person versus a giant shepard

Carissa: lmao

BOB HAH

TMO: Zayden, probably

Lisa: lol

TMO: you know how Bards get

Carissa: lol

Spring: hehe

Michael: I do know that when Talwin gets back, he probably will be a lot more chill with the Peasentry. Especially because with his new level apparently after some work he gets loyal people who come to train and be cool badass mercs that are his own gaurd. Crazy right!

Spring: okay i gotta go, sorry i wasn't more involved today

Michael: You were great Spring :)

Michael: Thanks for tuning in :)

Spring: gnite!

Lisa: good to see you

TMO: Chill Talwin is good! That's kind of what Craigh was advising for.

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Lisa: Goodnight!

TMO: g'nite Spring!

Carissa: night spring!

Michael: Do they have Dragons in Hell?

TMO: maybe

Lisa: no clue

Carissa: and no worries, always happy for you to be here complaining about the eggs ;)

BOB Thank you everyone, I want to get the training, and small misc. things done, click back to Loosend and such for all the characters. Then we have two more story arcs, Lisa with Book Return and Lorie's one which is ???????? to wrap up Cosmological Quandries

Michael: Well, it's not like Demons will have any less wordplay. Maybe a vow of silence will be good for me

Lisa: are we doing the library heist next week?

Michael: Cool!

Carissa: I thought it was desert after hell.

Carissa: Easier to go from hell to another hell

Michael: Yes!

Michael: Yes Please!

BOB the Desert is the next Era

Michael: Ah

Carissa: Details

Michael: So Talwin will unfortuantely be dead

Michael: That's a shame

Carissa: LOL

BOB My goal is all of the characters feel they are at a good equal point

Michael: Oh come on. None of us will ever Match Branwyn lol

BOB then we start the new Era off on adventures across the desert

Lisa: and then destroy them?

Michael: Visit new people, and then kill them

BOB We will see who surives Hell first

Michael: That's...ominous

Michael: And unfortuante

Lisa: hell is going to be easy peasy

Carissa: I've made it this far so far

Michael: Somehow Talwin has too

Lisa: we're usually going to take stuff

Michael: And Loot the SHit out of it Right?

Lisa: this trip we're bring them stuff

Lisa: what could possibly go wrong?

TMO: would be ironic to do so many character variations to wind up at Fives just for him to die out there. :)

BOB GOD I wish I had the site to write on this weekend

Michael: And I don't know if healing potions are a thing, but I will find some

Carissa: Yeahhh.... it'd help

BOB We will get it fixed and updated

BOB deep sigh

BOB have a great night everyone

BOB thank you all

TMO: g'nite

Michael: I know it's early bob. But, can I get a small spoiler on the Desert? I graduate in September and would love to pull a carissa

Carissa: Shi can make you some I believe. She made health ones, she can probably do healing, too

Lisa: Goodnight all! :)

Michael: We don't have to do right now

Michael: Night All!

Carissa: Wait wait

Carissa: Pull a me?

Michael: Write a book

TMO: lol

Michael: I'll finally have TIME

BOB give it to me in two months in Discord Michael

Carissa: LOL got it needed to clarify

BOB you will do great

Michael: I WILL DO THIS

Michael: LOL

Carissa: Could go many ways. Killing chickens, making puns, writing a book

Carissa: Lots of choices here

Michael: Also, are you still good with handing me my Graduation papers?

BOB I have a full Era laid out

TMO: tormenting TMO

Michael: in Sept

Michael: It would be a great honor

Carissa: Tormenting TMO is my favorite. I could use help there.

BOB all egyptian desert tormenting things

TMO: I don't get tormented enough, that's true

Michael: Oh my god. THis is AWESOME

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TMO: lordy, I'm already awash in Egyptian stuff

Michael: Be right up your alley TMO :)

BOB I have a whole area on Google Earth already laid out

Michael: Okay, Night All! HUGS

BOB that no one has explored yet

Carissa: The Egyptians have.

BOB and you will need someone who can speak with giants, and is a pirate sailor for that Era

Michael: Out of curiosity....

BOB Hmmmmmm

Michael: Next era?

Michael: You said?

TMO: golly... who could we get?

Michael: Would you consider adding a gameplay mechanic?

Carissa: Yeah yeah you gave that foreshadowing WAY early

TMO: I dub him... Tiberius II

Carissa: At least Yout gets his own adventure to prove he's useful

BOB yes next Era, after this is wrapped up then Book Return for Lisa and ???? for Lorie

Michael: How many years?

Michael: Guess?

TMO: 5

Michael: As a gameplay mechanic, would you consider...and hear me out, don't laugh...introducing really early versions of flintlocks?

BOB No

Michael: Sigh

Michael: One day

BOB zero gunpowder

Carissa: lol

BOB Zero Psionics

Michael: It's all I ask for

Carissa: We're going to Egypt, not China

Michael: Hey, I can dream!

Carissa: lol

BOB there is already fireworks, you could have had them,

TMO: :( I wanna hurt people *with my MINNNNNND*!

Carissa: Now if you get your hands on a Wish Spell.....

Michael: I just miss flintlocks from an older game. Even vegin terribly unrealiable, I LOVED Them

BOB Qui was right there in the group

Carissa: Oh thought you were gonna say Wu

BOB in any case

BOB have a great night

Carissa: Night all!

Michael: Night :)

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BOB yes to Carissa, Wu is correct

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Michael: Night :)