Chat Log List - 2023 06 23 - Intermediate Era - Formatted - Story
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'Dru5232321' connected
BOB Hello Ryan
'Lorie' connected
'Spring' connected
'Dru5232321' disconnected
BOB Hello Lorie and Spring
Lorie: Evening to you both...
Spring: hi Lorie and BOB
Lorie: BOB - are you over jetlag?
Lorie: Spring - how are you holiding up?
Spring: well enough, thanks
Spring: how are you Lorie?
'Dru5232321' connected
BOB I am over jet lag, now have a bit of a cold/sinus thing but very minor
Lorie: It's been a week...I think I'm approaching work burnout LOL
Lorie: Hope that passes quickly BOB
Spring: ugh hope for a restful weekend for you both
BOB Sorry for that Lorie
Lorie: I went from twiddling my thumbs to not knowing what time it is overnight :: shrug :: feast or famine
Ulrik Ekenberg: Hi all
Lorie: Evening
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Test
Spring: hi!
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Spring!!! hihihi!!
Spring: hehehe who are you? i don't know these names
BOB Chuckles
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Oh, right. Uh.... I'm Nayr
Spring: ah okay, hi Nayr
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Like the fingernail stuff, but spelled differently... and backwards
Spring: hahahah
Spring: well then. i'm glad you didn't eat your children after all
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Not all of them, no
Spring: someone channeled you in a meeting recently and it was funny/scary
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): That sounds terrifying
Spring: wish i could remember what they said and whether it was about children, spouses, or pets
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): All of those sound like me, and sound awful to hear about
Spring: only awful if there's not enough cayenne
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Sounds intriguing. Do you have a recipe?
Spring: nopes. alas
BOB We will be missing TMO and Michael tonight
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): I weep at the injustice of the situation. Maybe I can wing it. Let me see if I have a stockpot big enough
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Oh, that was unfortunately timed
BOB and Sharif is normally not in until 9 so two more hours
'Carissa' connected
Spring: hahaha
BOB There is light planning to do, and more dream intrepetations
BOB Hello Carissa
Spring: hi Carissa
Lorie: Hey Carissa
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Heyo
Spring: i think of you often, but especially this week because my niece is studying to be a wildlife biologist
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): We were just talking about cooking with family. You are right on time
Spring: i found this out at the funeral and didn't have an opportunity to say hey! i know somebody!
Carissa: thought it'd take longer to load, hi all
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Hey!
Carissa: am I ready to give up my life again? it was nice finding it for the past two weeks. I think.
Spring: :-)
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Oh, before I forget, I have a surgery on Thursday, so I won't be in next week. Or possibly for a bit, depending on how it goes
Lorie: Good luck with surgery
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Thanks. I studied hard and am hoping to pass with at least a C
Carissa: You can do it. I believe in you!
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Sorry, I'm Asian so when people say good luck, my kneejerk is to relate it to school
Carissa: I expect at least a C+
Spring: i hope it is entirely routine and boring and easy to recover from
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): So, like my marriage?
BOB LOL
Spring: ha!
Carissa: lol
Spring: how is your current job "Nyar"? are they getting used to you?
Spring: whoops, Nayr. i'm not on my game
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Nyar makes me think of a cat. I kinda prefer it
Carissa: lol
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Eh, typical 4 months in. Honeymoon period is over and I cry myself to sleep every night
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Things are good. Learning the ropes and people are usually pretty patient. Plus I'm learning a lot.
Spring: that's good.
Spring: i'm on shift right now, so that tells you something about how busy i am\
BOB I do have a visitor for the tea shop Carissa
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Truly, your ability to multitask is to be admired :)
Carissa (Raelynn): k
Carissa (Raelynn): it tells us you have the correct priorities!
BOB Also it would be helpful for everyone to have something to help out Sharif when he logs in for his opening night
Carissa (Raelynn): like a playlist? 'cause I can share mine
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): I have some... alternative medicine that I can share, but not sure when it will arrive
BOB and with no Michael or TMO I will hold off the other planned encounter from the mines
Carissa (Raelynn): hmm.....
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Ulrik gets to live another session!
Carissa (Raelynn): not even a small one so Ulrik can show off his might?
Carissa (Raelynn): a handful of goblins? more withering judgement from N'laea?
BOB They are all small gentler encounters, not totally bloodless, but not horrible dragon lairs
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Maybe a thimble of that tea from last time?
Carissa (Raelynn): lol
Spring: heh
Carissa (Raelynn): she'll hand you a gallon but withhold the milk this time
Carissa (Raelynn): also bloodless could be vampires....
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Truly, N'laea is the endboss of this campaign
BOB HAH
Carissa (Raelynn): LOL
BOB Quiet easy peaceful nights
Carissa (Raelynn): don't go to the hotel 'cause you can never leave
Spring: LOL
BOB peaceful easy feeling
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): But you can check out anytime you want
'Lemon' connected
Carissa (Raelynn): Yeah but you can NEVER leave
BOB Hello Lemon
Lorie: Evening Lemon
Spring: hi Lemon!
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Heylo
Carissa (Raelynn): Hi Lemon!
Lemon: Hello everyone!
Ulrik Ekenberg: You missed the planning session. We are down TMO and
Carissa (Raelynn): Bob said to have something ready to help out Sharif when he logs in for his performance. He didn't specify what. I got a playlist. Ryan is sending traditional medicine. You can choose how you want to help.
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Michael, but have decided to fight the dracolich anyways
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): It just summoned the 9 driders, but we are feeling pretty good still
Lemon: Oh no, I missed the planning? my favorite part. i am truly devastated. never been more sad in my entire life.
Raelynn: Bixi is our tank.
Lorie: You don't fight a dracolich... you write epic poetry and send a bard to seranade
Ulrik Ekenberg: Ulrik is going up with a scroll of poetry and is about to roll to seduce the dracolich
Ulrik Ekenberg: [d20 = 1]
Spring: ha!
BOB WIW
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Uh... success?
Carissa (Raelynn): N'laea is watching him fail as expected.
Spring: the dracolich is now madly in love
BOB That was supposed to be What in the World
Carissa (Raelynn): Wait was it a roll to hit or a roll to seduce?
Spring: the in-laws insist on an immediate ceremony
BOB To seduce
Lemon: lolll
Carissa (Raelynn): Oh, well then. N'laea is confused. Rae CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS WEDDING OMGGGG
Lemon: What's the d&d equivalent of a shotgun wedding? Crossbow wedding?
Spring: fireball wedding
Carissa (Raelynn): We do have a crossbow of speed. We can wrap it all up here and now.
BOB Wand of Magic Missle wedding
Ulrik Ekenberg: Forget the rest of you. I've EARNED my happily ever after.
Carissa (Raelynn): Happily married, just got liched.
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): We'll have the bones of paladins dangle behind our carriage as we drive off.
Spring: hahaha
Carissa (Raelynn): I volunteer Sundown
Lemon: lollll
Carissa (Raelynn): did bob disappear?
BOB Not at all
BOB I am here just letting everyone converse
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): I haven't seen him in a while. Actually, I can't remember the last time I saw him....
BOB chuckles
Lemon: BOB or your lich husband?
Carissa (Raelynn): It was the beforetimes, when the pandemic was just a thought....
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): #COVIDwasaninsidejob
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): dracolich, please. Let's not resort to overgeneralizing, please. He's proud of his draconic heritage.
Carissa (Raelynn): How's your family taking the sudden eloping?
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Wears green and goes to the local Draconic bar every St. Smaug's Day to celebrate with all the other Draco-Americans
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Uh... I'll tell you in a few months once they find out
Carissa (Raelynn): Oh crap, do I need to take down my social media post congratulationg you two??
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Too late :( My phone's already lighting up with texts
Carissa (Raelynn): Sorry :(
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Nah, they should know that I love the dead.... dragon that I married
Lemon: #loveislove
BOB Hoping that Sharif is in about hour,
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Not sure that BOB could take much longer than that of this
BOB Hah
BOB I can react to anything when you are ready
Carissa (Raelynn): Well, you see, the draco-lich is pregnant...
Lemon: Is anyone ever truly "ready"?
BOB Does anyone really know what time it is?
Carissa (Raelynn): Tool Time!
Spring: does anybody even care?
BOB so Hammer Time?
Spring: tulsa time
Carissa (Raelynn): According to my playlist, it's About Damn Time
Spring: in a minute, i'ma need a, elf or halfling, to spell me up
Carissa (Raelynn): lol
Lemon: Ok so what are we ACTUALLY doing?
Carissa (Raelynn): Rae has a visitor? I think Bob is delaying some for Sharif.
Spring: smartassery and hatassery so far
Carissa (Raelynn): lol yes
BOB ready
Lemon: I mean I'm fine delaying, I'm just wondering
Child: Looks in the door of the tea Shop
Raelynn: Hello!
Child: Hello!
Raelynn: Are you here for some tea? You look too young for matchmaking...
Child: I heard you can make people happy
Raelynn: I do love making people happy!
Raelynn: Are you not happy?
Child: I am happy, well except when Willi steals my bread
Child: But my pa is not happy
Raelynn: Hmm, well this sounds important.
Raelynn: Come here and tell me all about it.
Raelynn: sits on the couch and pats the seat by her
Child: Smiles
Raelynn: calls back, "Yout, dear, can you get us some apple juice?"
Youtargim: Of course
Raelynn: Ok. Let's start with your name first.
Irma Hoehmann: I am Irma
Raelynn: Nice to meet you Irma! I'm Raelynn. Why don't you tell me how I can help?
Irma Hoehmann: You have pretty ears
Raelynn: Thank you! And I love your hair!
Irma Hoehmann: Giggles, thank you! I comb it every day with thistles
Raelynn: Well it's very lovely! That sounds like a good routine to keep.
Irma Hoehmann: If Willi doesn't steal my thistles too
Ulrik Ekenberg: sips his milk in the corner
Irma Hoehmann: Willi eats everything
Raelynn: And who is Willi?
Willi: BAAAAAAAAAA
Willi: and BUTTS into Ulrik
Raelynn: Oh good! I was just going to ask if you could handle that Ulrik.
Irma Hoehmann: Willi!
Raelynn: Since you do... farm things?
Irma Hoehmann: I am sorry he gets into a lot of things
Ulrik Ekenberg: fumbles and nearly drops his sword, half-drawing it
Ulrik Ekenberg: Fear not, I will protect you
Raelynn: Oh, I'm sure. Ulrik will handle him very GENTLY.
Youtargim: Comes back with juice and cookies
Raelynn: And keep him BUSY and CALM.
Ulrik Ekenberg: Oh, yes, of course. I'll handle the... Willi very gently
Carissa (Raelynn): (Sheep, ya?)
Youtargim: Sets them down and slips one off the plate exagerated stealing it from Irma
BOB Goat
Lemon: I'm guessing goat
Carissa (Raelynn): (same thinggggg)
Carissa (Raelynn): (actually no, sheep are slightly better)
Bixi Fizzlebang: You should check with Yout. I'm sure he knows a great deal about how to handle a Willi.
Raelynn: Cookies! Thank you, dear.
Irma Hoehmann: Smiles at Youtargim and quickly grabs a cookie of her own
Nibbling on the edges
Irma Hoehmann: I like these
Youtargim: Oatmeal, it tastes so much better this way doesn't it?
Ulrik Ekenberg: quietly, "In my village, I could use you as a dowry. Or slow cook you and eat you over the course of a week."
Ulrik Ekenberg: Don't push me...
Ulrik Ekenberg: normal voice, "Yes, of course. I'll get Yout."
Carissa (Raelynn): Do you? Maybe we should add it to the menu.
Raelynn: Do you? Maybe we should add it to the menu.
Carissa (Raelynn): (ugh sorry computer keeps freezing up for reasons)
Carissa (Raelynn): (I think Steam, we'll see)
Irma Hoehmann: You want to add Willi to the menu?
Raelynn: No no, the cookies. I don't think Willi would go well with tea.
Irma Hoehmann: I don't know if Willi likes tea
Raelynn: Is Willi your friend?
Irma Hoehmann: We never have that at home
Irma Hoehmann: just water or ale
Raelynn: This is very close to it!
Raelynn: points to the apple juice
Irma Hoehmann: and a very small glass once of a red drink
Raelynn: We also have milk. Er, if Ulrik hasn't drunk it all today.
Spring: \_(ツ)_/\_(ツ)_/
Irma Hoehmann: Well everyone has milk, cows, sheep, goats, horses, lots of things have milk
Raelynn: And Bixi makes all sorts of things.
Irma Hoehmann: Makes things with milk?
Irma Hoehmann: Like cheese?
Raelynn: Mmhmm! She's very creative with her cooking.
Raelynn: Umm, I don't think she's made cheese. Have you, Bixi?
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): You'd be surprised what you can milk
Carissa (Raelynn): (no comment)
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): (that movie was funny and you know it
Carissa (Raelynn): lol
Irma Hoehmann: So can you make my Pa happy?
Raelynn: Well maybe. Why is he unhappy? I'll need some details to know.
Irma Hoehmann: He is always tired
Irma Hoehmann: I think it is the dreams
Irma Hoehmann: He says not to worry
Raelynn: The dreams?
Irma Hoehmann: But I think he should see a priest
Raelynn: I am a priestess, too, if it helps.
Irma Hoehmann: Aunt Snee is nice, but he does not want to go to her
Irma Hoehmann: OH
Irma Hoehmann: I thought you were an elf?
Raelynn: Oh? But Aunt Snee is lovely. Er, most of the time.
Raelynn: Anyone can be a priest or priestess, silly.
Irma Hoehmann: Really?
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): "I thought you were an elf?" Racial profiling starts early around here, I guess
Bixi Fizzlebang: I haven't made cheese yet, but maybe that should be next... I do love eating it
Raelynn: Mhmm! As long as you are willing to devote yourself to your deity! And not all of them necessarily care if it's forever!
Carissa (Raelynn): lol
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Bixi thought Rae was an elf the first time they met
Irma Hoehmann: If I was a priest could I make Pa happy?
Carissa (Raelynn): lots of people do and she's okay with that given she's half one so it's just rounding up!
Raelynn: Oh, I don't know about that. There's many reasons he could be unhappy. And that might make him happy OR it might make him unhappy!
Irma Hoehmann: I don't want to make him more unhappy
Irma Hoehmann: I can bring you to him
Irma Hoehmann: If you are a priest then you can make him happy
Raelynn: That might be a good idea. Then I can get a better idea of what ails him.
Bixi Fizzlebang: glances at Yout
Irma Hoehmann: The boys in the field always talk about how a pretty girl makes them happy
Irma Hoehmann: You are very pretty
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): "We'll make him happy, kid. All it will take is a monthly payment of $99.99 and his happiness is assured."
Raelynn: laughs
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Poor girl looks like a 70 year old man. I can see why the boys in the field never call her pretty.
Raelynn: I can see what I can do.
Irma Hoehmann: I will tell him you are coming
Raelynn: Oh! Why don't you bring him here?
Irma Hoehmann: I can try that
Raelynn: I've never done a housecall...
Raelynn: Although maybe we'd all want a field trip. Well see if he'll come here first.
Ulrik Ekenberg: gives up and just shares his glass of milk with the... Willi
Irma Hoehmann: When can you help him?
Raelynn: I won't know until I see him, but I can see him whenever he has time.
Irma Hoehmann: Thank you
Raelynn: It's a slow day today...
Raelynn: Of course!
Raelynn: Take some extra cookies with you!
Irma Hoehmann: I will try to bring him back
Irma Hoehmann: Oh Thank you!
Irma Hoehmann: Snatches up two cookies
Irma Hoehmann: Waves
Raelynn: weaves back
Irma Hoehmann: and calls for Willi
Raelynn: *waves
Irma Hoehmann: and goes out the door and up the road towards the center of town
Raelynn: Um, let me get you a fresh glass of milk, Ulrik.
Ulrik Ekenberg: immediately misses his drinking buddy
Youtargim: That is interesting
Raelynn: You don't need to dirnk that one... please don't drink it
Raelynn: What is?
Youtargim: She was not afraid of any of us
Ulrik Ekenberg: Huh... you city folk are a bit hoity toity, aren't you... I mean, of course I wasn't going to drink that milk.
Raelynn: Well I would hope not!
Raelynn: To both of you!
Raelynn: This is suppose to be a cozy, safe place. And that milk has GOAT germs in it, Ulrik!
Raelynn: They make you sick, not stronger.
Youtargim: So goat germs are tougher?
Raelynn: They're as bad as any other germs.
Lorie: (Tell that to my St. Bernard...she hates Goat's Milk)
Youtargim: So Ulrik, keep that glass
Bixi Fizzlebang: Some germs are good. They make you stronger
Youtargim: You can throw it at someone and make them sick
Raelynn: I don't think it works that way.
Raelynn: And I suppose so, Bixi. That's how you get some foods.
Raelynn: But NOT with goat saliva!
Ulrik Ekenberg: hefts the glass, miming a throwing action
Ulrik Ekenberg: Huh, I will keep that in mind.
Bixi Fizzlebang: I don't know, seemed like a pretty healthy goat
Bixi Fizzlebang: Maybe he's got the best germs
Youtargim: Winks at Rae as he goes to the back room
Raelynn: Well you do sleep with a boar.
Bixi Fizzlebang: I do not!
Bixi Fizzlebang: He has his own little house out in the yard!
Raelynn: Sure, now, but....
Bixi Fizzlebang: You would know that if you ever bothered to stop by
Raelynn: Well. You should introduce him to Ulrik.
BOB They agreed to see other people
Carissa (Raelynn): (lol)
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): sleeping in the pool house?
Raelynn: I'll come by soon, promise! Maybe on a cooler day when it doesn't.... smell as much.
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): (It just wasn't working out. Better to end it amicably and see other people.)
Raelynn: and the garden is in full bloom!
BOB brb refilling
BOB then you can do your dream work
Carissa (Raelynn): retirement?
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): I can finally become a librarian?
Carissa (Raelynn): There's an opening in Hell
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Is that near New Jersey? Because I am willing to relocate
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol
Carissa (Raelynn): lol
Bixi Fizzlebang: (LINK)
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZKuzwPOefs&ab_channel=RUSSSWEENEYFILMS">(LINK)</a>
BOB Later on in the early evening
Carissa (Raelynn): can't click it
Ulrik Ekenberg: ...and that's why sheep are better than goats.
Ulrik Ekenberg: Wow, I feel like I've been talking for hours.
BOB Nicely done Lemon
Raelynn: Hmm, you do make a convincing argument.
Raelynn: And they are a bit cuter.
Ulrik Ekenberg: Thanks. I've had a long time to think about this... before I became an adventurer, that is.
Raelynn: Oh, you'll have more time to think about it as an adventurer. Sometimes you get bored on watches, lots of time to think.
Ulrik Ekenberg: Y-yeah, that's been my experience as well.
Farmer/Herder: Hello? cautiously
Raelynn: Hello!
Farmer/Herder: I was.. well, I mean my daughter said I should come meet the pretty lady elf priest
Raelynn: OH! You must be Irma's pa! Come in, make yourself comfortable.
Raelynn: She said you're unhappy, but wouldn't say why. Would you like some tea?
Farmer/Herder: Nods, thank you
Farmer/Herder: I am not sure why she would say that
Raelynn: She mentioned you were tired all the time and Willi eats her bread.
Raelynn: Ulrik is an expert on goats if that's a problem.
Ulrik Ekenberg: I have five different recipes off the top of my head.
Raelynn: Or if you need help sleeping? Irma didn't say too much.
Raelynn: cough
Raelynn: And he's great at herding and caring for them.
Ulrik Ekenberg: Uh... yeah, recipes for... goat food, I mean.
Farmer/Herder: Willi needs a bit more meat on him before he goes in the stewpot
Bixi Fizzlebang: (LINK)
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmmOJx_Hxto&ab_channel=Rodgers%26Hammerstein">(LINK)</a>
Raelynn: I'm sure Ulrik can help with both! But I don't think that's why Irma thinks your unhappy...
Raelynn: Hmm.... are you married?
Farmer/Herder: Yes
Raelynn: And you're having bad dreams?
Farmer/Herder: Both of my wives seem happy
Ulrik Ekenberg: mouths 'both'?
Raelynn: Ok, so not matchmaking.
Farmer/Herder: I never sad they were bad
Farmer/Herder: I mean
clears his throat
Farmer/Herder: I am not sad
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Jeez, calm down Ulrik it's the... first century already!
Raelynn: Are you sure you don't have something on your mind?
Raelynn: [SKILL] Persuasion [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 17) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 16]
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Maybe. I don't understand this calendar.
Carissa (Raelynn): lol
BOB is is the fourth century already!
BOB year 358
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): There you go! Fourth century already! Quit acting like you're in the third century or something
Leo Pölzl: Well I have had some dreams
Raelynn: nods and leans forward to listen
Leo Pölzl: But I don't think they mean anything
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): brb
Raelynn: Dreams can mean nothing or many things, but they're on your mind so they must mean something, even if it's just something to you.
Raelynn: Oops! I forgot to ask your name. Sorry, I get so invested sometimes, and I don't know if Irma's Pa is sufficent.
Leo Pölzl: In my dream I hear drums
Leo Pölzl: I am Leo
Leo Pölzl: It is nice to meet you pretty elf priest
Raelynn: Raelynn. Lovely to meet you, too.
Leo Pölzl: Thought I am fairly certain that is not your real... thank you
Raelynn: So these drums. What happens when you hear them?
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Why does he have a different last name than Irma?
Leo Pölzl: It is like when I was a young boy
Carissa (Raelynn): (maybe she took the last name of his other wife)
BOB Drillian has a strong matriarchal tradition, boys take the father's name, girls take the mother's name
Carissa (Raelynn): there we go!
Raelynn: Oh? In what way?
BOB Over in Ancestry you can see that in the trees
Carissa (Raelynn): shhhh don't give her another site yet, she's not ready
(LOL)
Leo Pölzl: When I was a boy
Leo Pölzl: Out of the Skull Church we would hear drums
Leo Pölzl: it meant raids were coming
Raelynn: Hmm, and when did these dreams start?
Leo Pölzl: About a month or two ago
Raelynn: Did anything else happen in these dreams?
Leo Pölzl: I am looking for something or someone
Leo Pölzl: But that is easy,
Leo Pölzl: Both of my parents were captured by goblins and taken away
Leo Pölzl: When I was a boy
Leo Pölzl: so that must be it right?
Raelynn: Hmm, not necessarily. Do you know why you're looking? Are you looking to rescue someone or looking for someone to help? Do you have gypsy blood in you by chance?
Leo Pölzl: I do not know any gypsies
Leo Pölzl: I just keep looking
Leo Pölzl: Like I do not know what I am looking for but I keep looking
Raelynn: Hmm...
Raelynn: What do you think, Ulrik? You've been sitting there quietly listening.
BOB Or Lanek the Wise
Ulrik Ekenberg: I think we should take the fight to the goblins... Maybe if we slay the nearest band, that will help bring you some peace.
BOB and Licornah might be having tea
Carissa (Raelynn): (sure anyone can speak up)
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): (just got back so speedreading through the convo)
Carissa (Raelynn): (lol)
Raelynn: Have you heard any drums out your way, Bixi?
Raelynn: I mean it COULD just be a dream, but you never know. Maybe we need to ask around?
Leo Pölzl: I have not heard any drums in the village
Ulrik Ekenberg: I'm new to the area. Are there any nearby goblin bands..?
Leo Pölzl: Hourglass is not like that anymore
Raelynn: What village are you in?
Leo Pölzl: Thanks to the Govenor
Leo Pölzl: She is doing a good job of keeping us safe
Spring (Springity Thingity): i spoke too soon abiyt work. now i have stuff going on
Raelynn: Govenor Snee has been very effective.
Leo Pölzl: Her and her knight
Raelynn: Talwin?
Leo Pölzl: I have heard of him, but he is always gone
Leo Pölzl: He is a famous fighter right?
Raelynn: Mmhmm. I thought he was also her knight.
Leo Pölzl: Sundown
Raelynn: nearly chokes on her tea
Leo Pölzl: Sir Sundown is always checking on things
Raelynn: Ahh. Erm, yes. Sundown, of course.
Ulrik Ekenberg: We... could travel and see if this Talwin and Governor Snee might have more information. Or we could at least provide information from your dreams to them.
Bixi Fizzlebang: No drums in my area, but I'm not that close to anyone else
Raelynn: Maybe it's a metaphorical dream?
Leo Pölzl: I only hear the drums in my dreams
Bixi Fizzlebang: Maybe Zayden is practicing at night
Raelynn: Hmm, may I see your hand?
Leo Pölzl: What is a metaphorical dream? is that like when you wake up hard?
Leo Pölzl: Holds out his hand to Rae
Bixi Fizzlebang: Sure, but like, sometimes when I'm asleep, some kind of snuffling creature will be coming at me in my dreams, but then when I wake up, it's just Knotty scratching around outside the window
Raelynn: Er, no. That's... well, a different type of dream. A metaphorical is more... like it could mean something very different.
Bixi Fizzlebang: So maybe they are happening in both places
Raelynn: [SKILL] Diagnostics [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 8]
Carissa (Raelynn): illness check
Carissa (Raelynn): feel free to toss out ideas y'all
BOB Nothing visible, looks to be healthy hard working farmer hands
Ulrik Ekenberg: How long did you have the dreams for?
Leo Pölzl: Well I guess about two months now
Raelynn: Did anything significant happen two months ago?
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Nothing happened to trigger them? You didn't see a d
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Nevermind
Bixi Fizzlebang: Shouldn't you do his chart or something?
Leo Pölzl: I cannot think of anything different
Leo Pölzl: Irma started her bleeding
Leo Pölzl: But that is normal for a girl her age
Ulrik Ekenberg: Oh, bleeding? Is she okay?
Leo Pölzl: Looks at Ulrik puzzled
Ulrik Ekenberg: She seemed fine when she came by. I didn't see any bandages.
Raelynn: He hasn't had sleep lately.
Bixi Fizzlebang: He's new
Raelynn: Just a little slow is all!
Ulrik Ekenberg: looks offput
Leo Pölzl: Shrugs and turns back to Rae
Raelynn: So bad dreams around when Irma hit her moon cycle.. Hmm....
Raelynn: Maybe I should do her chart, Bixi.
Raelynn: Or both? Do you mind, Leo?
Leo Pölzl: What do you want to do?
Raelynn: Oh, just see if the stars can tell me anything about this connection. It might given her moon cycle.
Leo Pölzl: I would have to check with my wives first if you need me to have those kind of dreams
Raelynn: Oh, no no. Not that kind. I wouldn't intrude in such a way. Just a little astrology!
Leo Pölzl: OH you are a witch? I thought you were an Elf?
Raelynn: Can elves not be witches? Hmm, er, well anyways no! Just a priestess who reads stars!
Leo Pölzl: The Countess is a witch, she is very powerful, she has protected us well
Raelynn: Countess Branwyn? Not sure she wants to be known as a witch. She's just a very powerful mage. Not sure that's the same thing?
Leo Pölzl: What are the stars like?
Leo Pölzl: I have never seen them
Ulrik Ekenberg: What's the difference between a witch and a mage? I thought they all did witchy things.
Raelynn: Oh! I mean the ones in the sky! That light up the night.
Raelynn: shrugs at Ulrik, now confused, too.
BOB Remember The Mist, no stars, only two faint moons
Raelynn: Er, although I suppose you can't really see them, here. You have to leave the Mist
BOB I heard that the Inn has a fancy place like that with no Mist
Raelynn: Yes! It's easy to see the stars there!
Carissa (Raelynn): (you're back as GM)
Leo Pölzl: I heard that the Inn has a fancy place like that with no Mist
Lorie: (I think I'm logging for the evening. Have a good one)
'Lorie' disconnected
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Goodnight!
Raelynn: night
Carissa (Raelynn): night
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): night
Raelynn: Well, anyways, if you can just give me some details.... (lists them off)
Carissa (Raelynn): Well, anyways, if you can just give me some details.... (lists them off)
Carissa (Raelynn): ugh I'm broke now
Leo Pölzl: Sure, I can tell you that
Leo Pölzl: For Irma I know most of it, I think I know that stuff about when I was a kid
Raelynn: nods and listens
Leo Pölzl: But I never knew that I was supposed to know which way my mother was facing when she gave birth
Leo Pölzl: I never asked
Raelynn: It's okay. I might still be able to figure it out.
Leo Pölzl: Hmmm But Irma's mother was in the bed, it looks to the north when you are sitting in it. So does that mean she was born to the North? or to the South?
Raelynn: Let me see.....
BOB You wanted things to add to your charts grins
Raelynn: [SKILL] Astrology [2] [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 9]
Carissa (Raelynn): lol and happy for it
Carissa (Raelynn): give all your nonsensical - she can handle it!
Leo Pölzl: I always thought you had to have a hard egg ready for the mother after she gave birth
Leo Pölzl: Isn't that what the midwives do?
Raelynn: I haven't heard that one. Did you do that where you came from,Ulrik?
Ulrik Ekenberg: My ma always said it was sa sheep's bladder
Leo Pölzl: At least they always send me out for water and to boil it
Bixi Fizzlebang: Like a boiled egg?
Leo Pölzl: and then boil the egg
Ulrik Ekenberg: In the bladder?
Raelynn: Wait do your people do that, Bixi??
Bixi Fizzlebang: I mean, we boil eggs occasionally
Leo Pölzl: That always seemed to be the time the mother is screaming the loudest
Bixi Fizzlebang: But it's not related to birth
Bixi Fizzlebang: Ohhhhh
Bixi Fizzlebang: They were just trying to get you out of the way
Raelynn: Ooooohhhh
Ulrik Ekenberg: Oh... I wish I had known that before I killed Bessie
Ulrik Ekenberg: Poor Bessie, she had the softest wool
Raelynn: Er, what did you do with the bladder?
Raelynn: At least you can eat a boiled egg.
Ulrik Ekenberg: Tried feeding it to my ma, of course
Ulrik Ekenberg: She refused, but thankfully my brother survived
'Shislif' connected
Leo Pölzl: We blow them up and let the little ones bat them around
Leo Pölzl: They bounce a bit for a while at least
BOB Hello Sharif
Raelynn: Well we all certainly lived very different lives...
Carissa (Raelynn): (did her star chart help clear anything up?)
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Welcome! You have arrived at a crucial time!
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): We are discussing all the things you can do with a sheep bladder
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): So, we are agreed. Sharif will attach the drago-lich-in-law, and I will elope with the dracolich while he is distracted
Carissa (Raelynn): Hi Sharif!
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Hi Sharif
BOB You can make it up as you see fit Carissa
Carissa (Raelynn): well no because I can't figure out what's gong on and I need insight :P
Sharif: hi everybody!
Sharif: huh?
-> Raelynn: You can guess... maybe it is that Irma is now the same age he was when his parents were captured by goblins
Raelynn: Hmm....Leo, what age were you when you lost your parents?
Leo Pölzl: I was about 10 I think?
Raelynn: Around Irma's age?
Leo Pölzl: I guess?
Raelynn: So maybe you're feeling a little extra protective of her?
Leo Pölzl: I was taller than she is now
Leo Pölzl: She is a good girl, she does what her mothers tell her to do, she herds the goats
Raelynn: Yes, she does seem like a lovely little girl! And a growing one. And one you'd want to protect at any cost.
Raelynn: Maybe she's reminding you of that.
Leo Pölzl: She seems to like Jermias, he is Nat's son
Ulrik Ekenberg: Herds the goats? Where exactly is she supposed to be herding them?
Zayden: Somebody's gotta herd the goats
Zayden: they say
Raelynn: Oh! Hi Zayden!
Zayden: Hey Rae!
Raelynn: Zayden, this is Leo. He's come to the shop to find out why he's unhappy.
Zayden: Oh hey Leo, sorry to hear about your unhappiness
Leo Pölzl: I am not sad
Leo Pölzl: Irma says I am, my wives did not say anything about me being sad
Zayden: Nothing wrong with being sad, I mean if you were sad
Raelynn: Well, she is getting to that age, Leo. She's growing up.
Leo Pölzl: Yes she is
Raelynn: Hmm, well, I think you should see how that makes you feel, make sure both you and your wives and her all feel safe at home. Maybe your dreams are just reminients of your past bothering you again. Maybe it's forcing you to face something you didn't realize still bothered you.
Raelynn: And know you can always come here for help. Even if it does end up being goblins.
Raelynn: Ulrik has a lot of experience with those!
Ulrik Ekenberg: Yes, I've killed one or two.... hundred.
Bixi Fizzlebang: Maybe it's time to think about a third wife, another baby... that kind of thing. Keep the family line moving
Leo Pölzl: We have not had problems with goblins since the Governor came
Raelynn: Yes, it is the fourth century after all!
Ulrik Ekenberg: One or two hundred of the goblin menace. In fact they call me the Goblin Slayer where I am from.
Raelynn: And Govenor Snee is very well adapt.
Raelynn: I thought you were a Stormblanket?
Leo Pölzl: I will think about that, I would need more goats for a third wife
Ulrik Ekenberg: I am... I am... Ulrik Goblin Slayer of the Stormblanket Society
Leo Pölzl: Thank you for your help
Raelynn: You know, I do matchmaking if you decide you want help with that as well.
Leo Pölzl: OH?
Raelynn: Of course! I hope it helped some. As I said, you are always welcome back here.
Leo Pölzl: I have never thought about a Elf wife
Raelynn: smiles
Leo Pölzl: You are pretty
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): sputters
Ulrik Ekenberg: sputters
Raelynn: I don't think Youtargim would agree, but I do know some elves back home.
Raelynn: Not sure which are the farming type... but I can see what connections I have.
Leo Pölzl: I guess I would need more trees for that too
Bixi Fizzlebang: They don't all sleep in trees
Raelynn: You never know. N'laea is probably up in one now, but the elves I know, like myself, prefer a comfy bed.
Raelynn: Bixi has heard me complain enough about it.
Bixi Fizzlebang: Too bad Licornah isn't here. She could do with some socialization with the locals.
Leo Pölzl: Nuts and berries are easy to find for the most part
Ulrik Ekenberg: Maybe plant a tree just in case... Handier to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.
Bixi Fizzlebang: Maybe they'd be a match!
Spring:
Raelynn: Maybe. I've never heard her talk about what she wants in life.... does she want a farm with two wives and a husband?
Leo Pölzl: Nods and ducks his head, Thank you again
Bixi Fizzlebang: I don't know, but she did say her family used to be farmers
Bixi Fizzlebang: So she has experience!
Leo Pölzl: and heads out and up the road
Raelynn: Anytime. Good luck in life, Leo!
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Love the assumption that if she agreed, the wives and husband would be hers, rather than she becoming another wife to him
Raelynn: We can ask her later. Always worth asking!
Carissa (Raelynn): lol
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): She's an elf lol
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Pretty sure that's what would happen
BOB and so welcome Sharif,
Shislif (Zayden): lol thx!
BOB tonight is Zayden's opening night show in the new theater
Carissa (Raelynn): yeahhhhh!
Shislif (Zayden): nice!
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): The groupies are in the front row, ready for "festivities"
Carissa (Raelynn): Rae helped match him up with perfect groupies
BOB so you can bandy about ideas for what to do, what you are looking forward to, what you want to present for the town
Shislif (Zayden): Go Rae go
BOB You tell me who you want to invite
Shislif (Zayden): anybody wanna do a warm up act? Some stand up comedy?
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Oh god no
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Saw someone in half?
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Last time Bixi tried, it was such a failure lol
Carissa (Raelynn): Rae can do a dance or song or whatever if he wants
BOB I think Ulrik will be an interesting opening act
Shislif (Zayden): Hey every comedian bombs sometimes
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Show off those goblin slayer skills!
Raelynn: Ooh what can Ulrik do? He is good for comedy.
Shislif (Zayden): I'll take a magic show
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Ulrik has a 5 hour TED talk about the many uses of sheep bladders
Shislif (Zayden): lol
Ulrik Ekenberg: Comedy? In... front of other people..? Ah.. Uh.... I'm more of a fighter than a speaker
Raelynn: Oh, fine. I can help be the opening act, Zayden.
Zayden: Do you know any magic tricks that may entertain?
Zayden: Oh wonderful Rae!
Ulrik Ekenberg: No, I'm not a witch. I don't think men can become witches, anyways
Raelynn: I would love to see what Ulrik could do besides slay dragon maidens.
Ulrik Ekenberg: Oh, yes, dragon... maidens.... the worst kind of dragon, you know
Bixi Fizzlebang: I think it's called hag when it's a man witch
Raelynn: I thought that was a type of food?
Ulrik Ekenberg: Dragon maiden...? Well, I suppose you can eat it if you would like
Bixi Fizzlebang: No, that's hog
Raelynn: Knotty?
Bixi Fizzlebang: No, that's boar
Raelynn: I thought he was a pig./
Zayden: so hard to keep track
Raelynn: Well that's confusing. So what else do you want for your opening night, Zayden?
Raelynn: We got your groupies and opening act. Anyone else special you want to invite?
Bixi Fizzlebang: Hard to keep tack, too
Raelynn: Are you singing? Dancing? Both? all of it?
Raelynn: Do you want decorations? Glitter?? Pyrotectics? We'd need to see if Bran could do that... I don't know who else is good with fire.
Bixi Fizzlebang: Lot of maintenance for boar tack
Bixi Fizzlebang: Oh, I do have a new glitter I've been working on!
Bixi Fizzlebang: It's very, very fine. If you blow it out of a tube, it stays in the air for a REALLY long time
Raelynn: Oh, nice! Do you want to use it, Zayden? You need to tell us how to help make this night memorable for you!
Bixi Fizzlebang: I thought it would be better for lotions, but it could work for this too!
Zayden: Oh I don't think we need anything too fancy
Zayden: I'll stick to singing for tonight, of course if Bixi wanted to do some interpretive dance I wouldn't object
Zayden: Ohhh that's a great idea Bix!
Zayden: is there any chance people could inhale it and choke though?
Raelynn: What if we do some fancy lighting? Would it make the glitter extra... glittering?
Zayden: If it's so fine I mean?
Bixi Fizzlebang: Yeah, definitely. It seems to like, hang in the air, and then any time the light hits it, it's all shiny
Bixi Fizzlebang: The air will look like it's just glitter air
Bixi Fizzlebang: But just maybe... don't breathe it in...
Raelynn: claps with excitement
Zayden: Hmmm, let's make sure it's not over the stage, could make singing tricky
Ulrik Ekenberg: Do you have robes or such? We always wore fine robes when we sang back home
Raelynn: Oh! Good question. You DO need to look fancy that night, Zayden.
Zayden: I agree on looking fancy, but I feel like robes have a more monkish vibe
Bixi Fizzlebang: Yeah like, if you have some sort of accoutrement that kind of covers your mouth and nose but still lets you breathe... you might think about wearing that
Zayden: and cover up my face?
Zayden: my beautiful face?
Bixi Fizzlebang: Unless you want your face covered in glitter for a few weeks
Raelynn: I agree, your face needs to be on full display. But we can zazz up your clothing.
Bixi Fizzlebang: Bixi turns, and the light hits a little bit of glitter in her hair
Ulrik Ekenberg: is thunderstruck
Raelynn: I meant to tell you, your hair looks fabulous today, Bixi!
Zayden: Good idea Bix, we can just glitter up my hair without throwing glitter everywhere, then I can perform unhindered
Ulrik Ekenberg: Uh... that looks good
Ulrik Ekenberg: I mean, that sounds good
Bixi Fizzlebang: visibly relieved
Bixi Fizzlebang: That's a great idea
Ulrik Ekenberg: Good... girl... Good idea, I mean
Bixi Fizzlebang: I'm not saying there's such a thing as too much glitter but... why test the limits hah
Raelynn: Because we'll never know unless we test!
Zayden: That's fine, just maybe not on opening night?
Raelynn: Okay. It is your opening night, after all.
Raelynn: You get to call the shots!
Zayden: ohhh shots are a good idea
Raelynn: After show party at the inn?
Bixi Fizzlebang: Like with a crossbow!?
Bixi Fizzlebang: I don't know how your audience would like that
Zayden: Like lil drinks of hard liquor
Raelynn: I think he means alcohol.
Zayden smiles
Bixi Fizzlebang: oh
BOB Ideas on the guest list also?
Zayden: Hey Rae, I'm thinking of doing a duet, care to join me?
Raelynn: I would offer the tea shop but... well, it's not a great place for drunks. Inns are better equip for it.
Raelynn: Oh,I'd love to!
Zayden: Open to all, we're not an elitist organization
BOB let me know how you want to advertize, invite, etc then you can work out the opening act, then the next and or main act
Zayden: we could flyers up all over town?
Zayden: could put
Raelynn: flyers, word of mouth, have the census tell people as they're census-ing
Zayden: Oh yea if we can the census on our side that'd be great
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): The census already happened, it's been 8 months
Carissa (Raelynn): darn
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Unless it takes longer than 8 months?
BOB I was thinking of any named people in the Estate you would want there
BOB Or outside of the Estate
Zayden: Well I'm pretty new to the estate so I don't know many people, but if there's anybody you all would like to invite please do
Carissa (Raelynn): Not sure why open invite doesn't work here....
BOB It does
Zayden: Knotty can come too Bix
BOB Just checking for anyone you want to be there
Carissa (Raelynn): Obviously Snee, Talwin, Sundown as they're important to the region. Then friends in other areas like Bran,, Indigo, ect and then just.... tell them to bring a plus one?
BOB Example Govenor Snee, or Sundown, or Jilly, etc.
Bixi Fizzlebang: I don't think he'd really like the noise... PTSD from the circus... but I appreciate it
Zayden: as long as he doesn't poop everywhere, poop is a real vibe killer
Ulrik Ekenberg: Poop?
Ulrik Ekenberg: Why would he... nevermind
Zayden: everything living thing poops Ulrik
Ulrik Ekenberg: ponders this
Zayden: every living thing
Ulrik Ekenberg: PONDERS
Bixi Fizzlebang: Plants?
Bixi Fizzlebang: [SKILL] Botany [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20 = 10]
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): DO PLANTS POOP
Shislif (Zayden): hmm good question
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): My roll succeeded, BOB must answer
BOB Treants do
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): but not other plants?
Bixi Fizzlebang: There are lots of living plants that do not poop, Zayden.
BOB (LINK)
<a href="http://www.dragonslayers-society.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php?n=Main.HerbaeVividum">(LINK)</a>
Zayden: Well that's true, I suppose all living things that aren't plants then
Zayden: Knotty definately poops, he's no plant
BOB Herbae Vividum A small and diverse group of plants known as herbae vividum make up the Green World. These animated plants are spread throughout the world. Unlike most members of the plant kingdom, animated plants are capable of independent motion and in many cases act more like animals than plants. One of the most common intelligent plant species are Treants who often serve as intermediaries between the green world of the forest and the rest of the world's tool and fire using races.
Shislif (Zayden): cool
Bixi Fizzlebang: Yes, and it makes great fertilizer for the plants that I grow!
Bixi Fizzlebang: But the concert scene isn't really his vibe
Zayden: circle of life that is
Ulrik Ekenberg: Would it help if we had a bunch of pooping plants?
Bixi Fizzlebang: I mean, if you could get the treant to show up that would probably be a big hit
Zayden: Oh that would be cool actually
Ulrik Ekenberg: Oh, those are real?
Raelynn: Valoris is in the woods. He's probably asleep, though.
Zayden: You can't ask that of the ladies Ulrik...
Ulrik Ekenberg: O-oh.... I-I'm so sorry
Zayden: Just jokin with ya Ulrik you good
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I have a feeling Zayden and Ulrik are going to be really good friends
Shislif (Zayden): lol
Carissa (Raelynn): lol hope so
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): For as long as Ulrik survives. Which, given he is a level 1 adventurer with subpar stats, why wouldn't he?
Carissa (Raelynn): Yeahhh you need to level him up
Carissa (Raelynn): At some point when Bob can help with that
Shislif (Zayden): will we have opening night tonight or are we prepping opening night for next week or something?
BOB We will see where the next adventures go
BOB for tonight
Shislif (Zayden): cool
BOB As soon as you are ready we start
Carissa (Raelynn): your lead, Sharif
Shislif (Zayden): hmmm, well pretty tired tonight so not feeling super creative. Do we have the opening act? Rae and Zay are gonna do a "Love Interruption" duet, thought that would be cool
Carissa (Raelynn): oooh nice!
Carissa (Raelynn): rae can do a dance opening or a solo unless someone else has skills they want to try
Shislif (Zayden): Open to all, we went over that, Bix will glitter up my hair. Maybe Zay should just wear something of Rae's? Like Bowie style kind of thing
Carissa (Raelynn): sure she can help him out
Raelynn: [SKILL] Artistic Ability [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 15] [d20 = 1]
Carissa (Raelynn): oh he'll look AMAZING
Shislif (Zayden): Bix you wanna do anything with plant magic?
BOB Yes he will
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Oooooh, this costume will be SO GOOD
Shislif (Zayden): ohhh nice
Ulrik Ekenberg: Demonstration of sword fighting? I'm sure that Ulrik could put up an impressive fight against... uh... Jilly?
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I don't have plant magic, I just have knowledge, sorry
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Oh, I lied, I do have plant magic
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Shoot, oops
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I don't know why I said that
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): But no, I'm good being a spectator
Shislif (Zayden): cool cool
Carissa (Raelynn): because we're all sleepy and lagging from two weeks of tasting having a life
Shislif (Zayden): Yes Ulrik, perhaps you have some sweet moves you could show off? We could put a little background music too
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Lol, how many among us actually used our Friday nights to have a life?
Shislif (Zayden): lols
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Becuase it WAS NOT ME
Shislif (Zayden): Not me, just played something else lol
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): "Bad to the bo-oone~"
Shislif (Zayden): ohh that would be cool
Shislif (Zayden): I'm sure we oculd find a watermelon or something you could chop up?
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): You gonna do a gallager act?
Shislif (Zayden): that would be cool, it's a real crowd pleaser
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Okay, Ulrik can do an act that got him through college. He just needs a fresh pair of pullaway pants
Raelynn: [SKILL] Artistic Ability [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 16) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 20]
Carissa (Raelynn): sorry she can't help Ulrik there
Carissa (Raelynn): best she can do is pants with ties
Bixi Fizzlebang: [SKILL] Papermaking [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 14] [d20 = 1]
Shislif (Zayden): lol nice
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I can make paper pants
Carissa (Raelynn): Bixi has papermaking? Oooooo
Carissa (Raelynn): Origami decorations and rip away pants!
BOB Such good rolls
BOB well Origami is a different skill
Carissa (Raelynn): paper decor and rip away pants!
BOB That would be very fancy, using super expensive thing like Paper for decoration
BOB So We have a first act then Zayden?
Shislif (Zayden): sounds good
BOB so Act number one
Carissa (Raelynn): what was that?
Carissa (Raelynn): Bixi magic?
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): nooope
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I helped with the set, I'm done
Carissa (Raelynn): Ulrik sword fight?
Shislif (Zayden): yes
Shislif (Zayden): maybe with a watermelon
Youtargim: [SKILL] Whistling/Humming [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 12]
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Ulrik can do some drills that Michael's character has shown him. Slice at a watermelon as a finisher
Carissa (Raelynn): nice
Shislif (Zayden): nice
BOB Youtargim provides some harmonies for Rae as she dances
Raelynn: [SKILL] Dancing [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 17) [SUCCESS by 12] [d20 = 5]
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Dang, Yout can harmonize all by himself!? That IS impressive!
BOB grins
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): So... would I roll to see how Ulrik does?
Shislif (Zayden): lol
Carissa (Raelynn): roll to hit I think
BOB Yes
Carissa (Raelynn): or str or both! roll all the things!!!
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Huh, I thought that it rolled...
BOB so the first act of Rae dancing with some vocal accompaniments is a sucess
BOB You can drag the die from the attack or Str, etc over into the chat box and roll it
Ulrik Ekenberg: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 9) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 7]
BOB Excellent
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): (Uh... yay..?)
Carissa (Raelynn): woo!
BOB For the intermission Ulrik entertains with a bit of a show of strength
Shislif (Zayden): nice
BOB and in the end SLICES throuh smashing open the gourd
Zayden: He's so strong!
Raelynn: Maybe he really can fight!
Ulrik Ekenberg: ROOOAR!!!! ULRIK SMASH!!
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol
BOB and glitter pours out courtisey of Bixi
Carissa (Raelynn): glitter bombed
Ulrik Ekenberg: coughs violently
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): hahahahaha, I did not agree to that, but I am ok with it
BOB Is there anything else before Zayden comes on stage?
Ulrik Ekenberg: stumbles out of sight while hidden by the glitter
Zayden As the glitter floats, the lights dim, and with a sudden flash Zay and Rae appear on stage, as if by magic, the glitter sparkling the entire room
Carissa (Raelynn): (oooo fancy)
Zayden: (LINK)
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iErNRBTPbEc">(LINK)</a>
BOB The crowd cheers
Zayden: [SKILL] Musical Instrument [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 11) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 11]
Raelynn: [SKILL] Singing [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 17) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20 = 12]
Zayden: [SKILL] Singing [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20 = 6]
BOB All very good
Shislif (Zayden): phew
Carissa (Raelynn): woohoo!
BOB As Zayden and Rae finish and bow the crowd gives a standing ovation
Zayden points are Rae, and bows to her directly
Zayden at Rae
Raelynn: drinks in the attention before doing the same back to him
Zayden then does a sexy man pose
Carissa (Raelynn): with extra pizzazz
Carissa (Raelynn): (lol)
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): wooo!
Raelynn: whispers, "I think that went fantastic!"
Zayden: Returns whisper; It did! Thank you Rae, couldn't have done it without ya
Raelynn: Anything for a friend!
Raelynn: To more shows!
Zayden: The first night of many
Raelynn: gives a backstage toast
Youtargim: Cheers!
Raelynn: Don't forget you have groupies, too!
Ulrik Ekenberg: still coughing
Zayden: Ah yes, an artists work is never done
Raelynn: And you did great, too, Ulrik! You really can fight!
Raelynn: Or, you looked like it! And Bixi did AMAZING with that gourd!
Zayden: Yes I was very impressed
Youtargim: Takes Rae by the arm, gives her a flower from the garden
Ulrik Ekenberg: gives a thumbs up from where he is slumped against a wall
Raelynn: smiles and takes the flower
Youtargim: Almost as lovely as you
Shislif (Zayden): brb refill
User has gone AFK. (Shislif)
Raelynn: kisses him
Raelynn: You had some good tunes as well.
Youtargim: Warm smile
Youtargim: You are inspiring
Raelynn: Good! I do try to be. You made it easy to dance to.
Youtargim: Let me take you home and inspire you more
Youtargim: We can go inside the Inn so you can spend a night with the stars
Raelynn: kisses him again and lets him lead her away
Youtargim: Brings her up the street and turns down the path by the tea shop and then holding her hand crosses out of The Mist into the courtyard of the Inn
Youtargim: deep night, glittering stars with the moons overhead
Carissa (Raelynn): she's off the clock, no astrology tonight
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Did the farmer and his wives come?
Youtargim: Leads Rae up through the Inn and onto the balcony out back of the main chambers
BOB Yes he came with his two wives and 14 children
Carissa (Raelynn): 14?? Those poor wives.
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Hoooo
Shislif (Zayden): lol not much downtime for them
BOB leaving Rae and Youtargim off stage right
BOB Everyone in town the next morning is still talking about what Zayden looked like, how dashing and handsome
Carissa (Raelynn): (how to become groupies, who gets to be VP of his fan club...)
Shislif (Zayden): yay!
BOB grins
BOB Knowing that next week's session will have TMO and Michael (hopefully) there will be a bit of a more combat type encounter
BOB then later after that can do what every around town
BOB Is there anything you would like to have happen here in Hourglass?
Shislif (Zayden): Oh I think I will miss next week actually, so glad we did opening night tonight
BOB Or any of the other hamlets and villages
BOB Very glad we did it then
Carissa (Raelynn): same
Carissa (Raelynn): and would have to think about other things to maybe do
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): This was a lot of fun :)
Carissa (Raelynn): good!
Ulrik Ekenberg: coughs a bit of glitter
Shislif (Zayden): lol
Carissa (Raelynn): he'll be coughing glitter for years
BOB At least two more sessions with these types of scenes and interactions
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol, yep, sorry
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): LOL, nah, great fun
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): the glitter bomb was not my idea. this time.
BOB Next week is sort of the start of July 4th weekend
BOB HAH you know Bixi would do that
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): absolutely
Shislif (Zayden): true
BOB so think about ideas over the week
BOB and I can do some things to set up for them
Carissa (Raelynn): pig races for knotty
Carissa (Raelynn): seance
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): always seance
BOB Seance is in the Inn, have to be out of THe Mist
BOB So that can work
Shislif (Zayden): seance sounds like fun
Carissa (Raelynn): which is where Rae currently is :P
BOB She is currently occupied
Carissa (Raelynn): not sure what Ulrik can do so whatever his skill set is but fun
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): yeah but hopefully she will be finished by next week, jeez
Carissa (Raelynn): well duh, seances are for other nights
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Yout can't be that good
Carissa (Raelynn): LOL
Raelynn: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 6]
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): hahahaha
BOB He does have 5 different languages he can practice with
BOB tracing out letters
Carissa (Raelynn): and apparently she's got some constitution
Raelynn: wait Ulrik? Or Yout?
Raelynn: oh
Carissa (Raelynn): wait
Carissa (Raelynn): I'm sleepy. Woosh moment.
Carissa (Raelynn): Please don't explain.
BOB smile
BOB nope
BOB Go get some rest
BOB I am doing a submarine program tomorrow
Carissa: Night all!
Carissa: oh dear
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Night
Shislif (Zayden): night!
Carissa: good luck? have fun?
BOB Mine has a tether on it ;)
Shislif (Zayden): submarine sounds like fun
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Bixi Fizzlebang: I hope it's not carbon fiber
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): ooc
Shislif (Zayden): oh lol yea
BOB grins
BOB It is solid
Shislif (Zayden): was there a MMS live show today?
BOB Yes there was
Shislif (Zayden): nice, bummer I can't make those anymore
BOB Your schedule is a Mon through Friday one right?
Shislif (Zayden): yea, but I had a friday off either last week or the one before, so I was able to catch up with Bailey so that was cool
BOB Nice
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ok, well if we're done, I'm going to abandon ship, because Sun Haven just had a big update and I need to renovate my house
Shislif (Zayden): the weekend they did the seattle live show
BOB have a great weekend Lemon
Shislif (Zayden): so there was no live show on youtube that day lol
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Goodnight friends!
Shislif (Zayden): have a great weekend!
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Have a great weekend everyone. Night all
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Shislif (Zayden): I'll head out too pretty zonked
'Dru5232321' disconnected
BOB yeap
Shislif (Zayden): take care everyone :)
BOB closing this down then will post the chat
Shislif (Zayden): thanks Bob :)
BOB anytime
Shislif (Zayden): I mean just for being you :)
BOB Thanks
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