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Chat Log List - 2024 01 12 - Mushroom Man - Formatted - Story

'wyjyoon' connected

GM: Hello there Wendy

wyjyoon: Hello!

wyjyoon: My wifi connection has been a little wonky so I logged in a little early

GM: excellent

'mharmon1' connected

GM: and now Michael is here

'seyfert' connected

mharmon1: Hello hello!

GM: and now we see Carissa

mharmon1: Hah!

mharmon1: So why exactly are we building the raft carissa? Or floating platform? Was it because we broke the bridge? I was kinda confused on that part.

mharmon1: I also saw we never did figure out the Mushroom dude's deal

GM: By the end of the night we will be back into the caves just to make Michael happy

GM: Grins

mharmon1: Uh no, we wont

mharmon1: I will find a way to collapse that cave before we go back inside it

mharmon1: Or, if we do, I'm in the FAR Rear of the column

mharmon1: Strictly fighters up front

Picture

seyfert: (sorry keep thinking I'm done working but not yet, give me another few minutes)

mharmon1: That's not funny bob

mharmon1: lol

seyfert: (also hello)

mharmon1: Hey Carissa! And no worries.

User has gone AFK. (seyfert)

mharmon1: That is a terrible picture. I hate it

GM: smiles

GM: Also Wendy is here too Michael, she beat you in

mharmon1: Did she really? Wow

mharmon1: Well, I was only five sharp

GM: zero bonus for being first, you hear that Carissa?

mharmon1: Also bob, this is strictuly for you. Although it's funny all around: (LINK)

mharmon1: I just thought so much about you while watching

GM: Will check in a bit

mharmon1: No worries :)

'wyjyoon' disconnected

'wyjyoon' connected

'LemonyLemon' connected

GM: Hello Lemon

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Hello friends!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Hello!

GM: How is the year starting for you?

'Master TMO' connected

GM: and now TMO is here!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Good so far, but the good ol' covid is going around at school so... only a matter of time

GM: OUCH

mharmon1: Oh my god, sorry Lemon! Also OMG, bob kill the deck window plugin, I will bribe you with whatever the hell you want

GM: LOL

GM: I can do that the next time I restart

GM: and then we will add it again when you are back in town and want to gamble

mharmon1: Thank GOD, I effing hate how much screen real estate this UNCLOSEABLE window has on my screen!

GM: and take people's money

Levi Reed: I mean, I'm fine so far, but I did start to get a headache this afternoon, but that's normal for a Friday afternoon, so...

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ooc

mharmon1: Oh man, I don't even know it it's worth it :(

GM: All I do is click on it again

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): same

mharmon1: Right, I can kinda move it around, but cant CLOSE it

GM: When I click on it it closes

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Post a screenshot?

mharmon1: Like, where are you clicking? And yep, will do

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Include all the buttons this time, last time you cut things off

mharmon1: There yah go :)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): where are your "menu records book hand" buttons?

mharmon1: Hold on, I'll chagne back the original view

mharmon1: Here you go :)

Levi Reed: Ok now click where it says "hand"

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ooc

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): That's what makes the window go away for me

mharmon1: Clickin on hand does literally nothing for me. Like, nothing except blink that I click on it

mharmon1: It never has done anything else...

Vee Barlett discarded their hand

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): That's all I got

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): lol

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): That works for me every time

Vee Barlett discarded their hand

mharmon1: Then...yeah, this is a bug. I've got the latest version and an insanely good computer (for tihs at least). It aint doing anything

Vee Barlett discarded their hand

mharmon1: Hell, I can't even discard my hand

mharmon1: Like, it does nothing.

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I've uploaded a diagram in case I wasn't clear

GM: excellent diagram skills

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Thank you, I thought so

GM: TMO are we going to see JTom tonight?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Fixed it. As soon as I grabbed Jericho, it dissapeared. Whatever

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): My husband just asked me what our address is.

GM: LOL

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): yes, I poked him

GM: and yes to Michael you have to have a Character Selected for many things

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): He... just asked me again

Vee Barlett: OK! I think I'm here. Probably.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (ooc me)

'JtomTMO' connected

Jericho: He does'nt know your address?

mharmon1 (Jericho): He does'nt know your address?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Does he...knwo your phone number?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Apparently not?

GM: Excellent JTom!

mharmon1 (Jericho): How about his social?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Hey JTom!

Temperance: But... you guys still live in the same place, right?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Early onset dementia...?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Oh god no, that's what phones are for. They keep all the info for you so you don't have to know anything.

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Lol, yes, we live in the same place as far as I know

mharmon1 (Jericho): Hey no, Early onset dementia is no joke, i'd rather die

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Well, if you get it, you will, so

mharmon1 (Jericho): Hopefully PDQ

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): That I can't guarantee

mharmon1 (Jericho): Well you see, If you just grab a really big rock...

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I love you but I'm not going to prison for you, sorry

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

GM: So this is who we have for the night until late when Sharif logs in, unlikely that Spring or Ryan will be in

GM: Thank you everyone for starting off a fun new year

GM: You did manage to avoid the mid morning and mid day encounter rolls

The time is 12:30 PM

The time is 1:30 PM

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): we talked!

GM: and the afternoon is settling in

seyfert (Vee Barlett): apparently not enough....

User has gone AFK. (JtomTMO)

mharmon1 (Jericho): Yeah, the blood spatter kinda gives it away :)

GM: You did avoid two of the 6 rolls

GM: that is not bad

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and Vee is making a raft because she can, Michael, to answer that question.

mharmon1 (Jericho): Wait really? Is that just because we have the time to burn at the mometn?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): also I'm on laptop tonight because might as well get used to it and it's VERY zoomed in and that could be a problem...

mharmon1 (Jericho): I mean, no jugement, just asking

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sitting around idly is neither her nor my preference

mharmon1 (Jericho): Do you need to adjust the interface to zoom out? I think I have that chat code around here somewhere...

GM: It is a pinned message in Discord

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ugh I'll look, I have Discord on phone but try not to do both when I am on laptop

GM: I can get it for you

GM: Type /scaleui x (where x = a value between 50 and 200 - 400 on a mac with a fancy monitor) into the chat line and press return.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh sorry, I should clarify

seyfert (Vee Barlett): the MAP is very zoomed in, not the scale so not that code

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I don't know how to zoom out on a map with a touchscreen mouse. I don't have a wheel

mharmon1 (Jericho): CTRL Pinch on Mouse Touchpad

Vee Barlett: that just draws things...

GM: Also the bottom right gold box should?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): gold box only moves map around not zoom out

seyfert (Vee Barlett): OOOH but cntrl CHANGES that box!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): got it thanks!

'mharmon1' disconnected

'mharmon1' connected

GM: Standard, Ctrl, Shift, Alt are all options for many things

GM: when in doubt right click

GM: and when you don't need encounters talk

mharmon1: Hm. Fantasy ground was killed. Never had that happen before

GM: it is early afternoon

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so.... we can talk now. talk

seyfert (Vee Barlett): those of you who didn't talk enough earlier, talkk

Levi Reed: I'm getting very tired of this branch

Vee Barlett: Chop it off.

Levi Reed: We tried that

GM: Shake it off

Rothuss Carder: takes a break from his training.

Vee Barlett: Burn it off.

GM: Burning down the house

Levi Reed: And burn my gorgeous skin? Not worth the risk

Levi Reed: How dare you

GM: bad wine could work

GM: but who has bad wine around?

Temperance: Wait for it to dehydrate?

GM: Let it rain down on me

mharmon1 (Jericho): So...Vee...what are you going to do with that Raft? Are you going to circle the moat like the lazy river?

GM: Jungle Cruise

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Lol, that could be fun

mharmon1 (Jericho): Well...it would just be a circle around the mini island lol

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Yes

wyjyoon (Temperance): Reminds me of gondolas a little

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): That's what lazy rivers are lol

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): bbs - going to go pick up the din-dins for the fambly

GM: When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie

User has gone AFK. (Master TMO)

GM: JTom you are supposed to be picking up dinner

Vee Barlett: Find someone with a steady hand to cut it off.

GM: Take the keys from him

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Honestly, Lirt might be more useful than Rothuss, can we please not kick him out?

GM: Vee needs a man with a slow hand

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Not at the moment unfortunatly

seyfert (Vee Barlett): She don't need no man

GM: grins

Jericho: What kind of Raft are you going to make Vee? Do you have a style in mind?

Jericho: I'm not good with those types of things, but am interested

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I'm making a canoe. Ain't it obvious? And while I'm doing that, y'all need to figure out what you're doin' tomorrow.

Vee Barlett: I'm making a canoe. Ain't it obvious? And while I'm doing that, y'all need to figure out what you're doin' tomorrow.

Levi Reed: I thought we figured it out. You kind of decided we're going back in

Vee Barlett: And the rest of today. Idle hands are empty hands as Dad would say.

Vee Barlett: And empty hand ain't worth shit.

Jericho: Yeah, not without a gods dammed rope tied off

Levi Reed: I'm nearly dead, I'm not doing anything today

-> Temperance: You could ask Lirt about things she is the quietest but closest to your type of skill set

Jericho: And no offense, but if you expect me to be great at combat, I think we havne't known each other too well

Jericho: Sighs

GM: I have a full house

Levi Reed: Is there a way we can wedge that door open so the waterfall doesn't turn back on?

Vee Barlett: You got brains to use. Help think of other ways to tackle the cave and keep us safe tonight.

Vee Barlett: See? Brains. Probably so.

Jericho: Uh, I don't think I'll be keeping much of anyone safe, but I don't mind keeping a lookout, of course

Jericho: And I'm just saying. Yall are out here for me, and I'm too much a pussy to do much more then keep us from dying from Mushroom people and stuff

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Keeping us from dying is enough, please do that

Jericho: I don't mind holding a torch, but gods damn. I need to be out of the way of fighters when theirs knife work needs doing

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I don't know if that was supposed to be ic or not lol. Brain won't brain

Temperance: I'll see what I can do! I'm taking things slowly in terms of conversation, since I'm just winging a lot of things. I want to think about the questions before I ask.

-> Temperance: grins, just wing it

Jericho: I hate caves. We need to figure out a way to just keep me out of the way as much as possible. And of course, you all deserve a greater share of the loot for the danger

Jericho: Shrugs

Levi Reed: Anyone know stuff about mechanical contraptions?

Jericho: Er...like...ship Ballistae and stuff?

Jericho: What kind of contraptions?

Jericho: Interested

Levi Reed: The only loot is probably going to be paying off your debt, man

Temperance: Yes, because winging it served me quite well during that Shambling Monster encounter : )

-> Temperance: LOVE

Levi Reed: I mean, it's fine, I signed up for this, but I expect we got lucky with that plant monster hoard

Jericho: Hey, I'll do anything I can to help you guys in return. I'm sure I can help sometime.

Jericho: I remember my friends

Levi Reed: But no, I meant contraptions like that waterfall shutter offer

Jericho: Shakes head. That hoard is all yours. I just kept you from croaking, you and melange did the ahem...stabby stabby

GM: "I remember my friends" Ok so tell me their names, just how many friends do you have?

Levi Reed: Some way to stick it open so we have a way out if we need

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (sorry was work texting)

Temperance: : ) I'll see what I can do about engaging in conversation more, I promise I'm trying < 3

mharmon1 (Jericho): If it's in this game, all of you. I don't have that many outside, so I can name them off if you want...

GM: Love you too Michael

mharmon1 (Jericho): Hey, I know I get frustrated, but this game kept me going for almost a decade. I take that very seriously

GM: HUGS

Vee Barlett: We get ropes for easier way out, get the contraption jammed for easy way up, and....?

GM: We have a couple more to go at least

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol

mharmon1 (Jericho): then you'll become a lich?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Ultimate POWER

GM: become?

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): And put MeLange up front... if his stomach can handle it

Levi Reed: And put MeLange up front... if his stomach can handle it

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Guys, I'm going to take a short break to take my temperature and maybe a covid test. brb.

User has gone AFK. (LemonyLemon)

Jericho: Ropes, yes. I wonder if we can actually purchase a couple rope ladders for easy climbing. I such at this type of thing

GM: ouch

mharmon1 (Jericho): Poor lemon :(

GM: No stores in the jungle

mharmon1 (Jericho): (You know what I mean lol)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (When we get a chance)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (This isn't the woolsworth)

Vee Barlett: Purchase where?

Jericho: Shrugs

Jericho: Well, it aint here

Jericho: When we are...back in civilization?

mharmon1 (Jericho): (LINK)

GM: What is Jericho's plan when you go back in?

GM: Not liking the caves, he should have a plan for how to deal with it

Vee Barlett: Why would we go back to civilization?

Jericho: To stay the hell out of the way, have a rope tied off, and have my spells back for emergency healing. Seriously, I helped keep Levi alive, but it would have been MUCH better if we could have had all fighters swarming the damn thing

mharmon1 (Jericho): (LINK)

mharmon1 (Jericho): To stay the hell out of the way, have a rope tied off, and have my spells back for emergency healing. Seriously, I helped keep Levi alive, but it would have been MUCH better if we could have had all fighters swarming the damn thin

mharmon1 (Jericho): good lord

Jericho: Sigh. Not now Vee, but we seem to be attracted to caves, and be "we" i mean we somehow end up in them. I need to be better prepared. I'm not a peak physical specimen like Shanky McGee over there, (Points at Levi and Rothuss)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): that's not a plan, that's relying on others to do the planning

Vee Barlett: You got brains, yeah? Use 'em.

mharmon1 (Jericho): (No seriously, that IS a plan. I'm suggesting things like ropes right now!)

Vee Barlett: If physical strength was all ya needed to get through this world, it'd look much different than it currently does.

GM: Ideal for next time but this time....

seyfert (Vee Barlett): we have two ropes

mharmon1 (Jericho): (I was gonna say!)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): or three? I don't remember if melange has one

mharmon1 (Jericho): (I got blue faced for a second!)

User has gone AFK. (JtomTMO)

Jericho: So, we know there was a fork in the path

Jericho: Talk this through with me

Jericho: We'll scrum our way through this

GM: We have to get this Fox, this Chicken and the Grain across the river, you can only carry one at a time how do you do it?

mharmon1 (Jericho): F OFF BOB

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

mharmon1 (Jericho): This isn't the LSAT

Jericho: So, we enter the cave right?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Wiats for acknowledgement

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (feel free to ask others, too since they are all quiet)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (That's why I'm trying to engage people :P)

mharmon1 (Jericho): Give me some credit here lol

Jericho: ..........

Jericho: So

Jericho: After that

Jericho: We reach a waterfall yes?

Jericho: I say, we ensure to have a secure rope tied off for a quick gettaway if we need

Jericho: We know that turning the waterfall off is a good thing

Jericho: We would like to see if we can KEEP it off right?

Jericho: Waits for contradictions

Vee Barlett: Ya

Jericho: Nods

Temperance: I think we discussed something about jamming it earlier

Jericho: IF we can keep it off, less issues with rope

Jericho: Nods

Jericho: Exactly

Jericho: We all reach the bottom

Jericho: I will light a torch

Vee Barlett: And how ya want to explore the rest of the cave? If we run into another one 'em things? Tight-line? Send Levi in first? Or...?

Jericho: Hold that though

Vee Barlett: 'Cause unless ya got an alternative that's viable, we goin' back in.

Levi Reed: Ok, you've sucessfully gotten us through everything we already discussed... but what's next?

Jericho: Sigh

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): (just to catch up from my afk, we've lost the glue plants? or is this just planning for tomorrow?)

Jericho: Thank you Levi, I'm reiterating

Levi Reed: You all know my vote was to go back to town, but Vee vee-toed it so...

Jericho: hesitates

Jericho: you do?

wyjyoon (Temperance): This is just planning for tomorrow, I think!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (lol)

GM: Planning for tomorrow

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): ty

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (although how we get through the night might also matter later)

wyjyoon (Temperance): Last I saw it was sometime afternoon

mharmon1 (Jericho): (And keeping encounters from nailing us)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Literally)

Jericho: Now

Jericho: When we reah the bottom, we have the first fork

Jericho: Right and Left

Jericho: When we went right, we hit the baby and massacred it

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, I can't do anything physical or skills right now, and I've never been in this position before, so any guidance on what to do overnight will be gratefully accepted

Levi Reed: It wasn't a baby

Levi Reed: I meant it wasn't full grown but it wasn't a baby

Levi Reed: Babies are helpless

Levi Reed: This thing was a monster

mharmon1 (Jericho): (We talk our hearts out. Bob counts it as "encounter free" to some extent. It requires legitimate work, which is why I think he allows it)

Jericho: Nods

Image: Cave on the path up to the church

Jericho: Fair enough

Jericho: I'm not an expert on animal physiology

Jericho: So, the first question first

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Ok but that's meta. Our characters probably need to have SOME kind of plan

Jericho: DO WE want to go back to that room for anything

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Seriously guys, I'm trying my heart out to make the damn plan)

Levi Reed: I think Temperance wanted a mushroom sample

mharmon1 (Jericho): (like...what else do you want me to do?)

Jericho: Nods

Jericho: OK

Levi Reed: And I wouldn't mind finding out if those mushrooms are sentient

Temperance: I did, but there was also something about the fungal structures and the staff

Jericho: So, with luck the way will still be clear

Jericho: We still don't know if they are poisonous spores

Jericho: I can't heal that

Jericho: Thoughts

Levi Reed: Don't get too close?

Jericho: Fair enough

Temperance: If they react to movement, should we throw something inside first?

Levi Reed: Hold your breath, no touching

Temperance: I'm not sure if they react to movement or just signs of life.

Jericho: Give me a think for just a moment on that Temperance. Just a second

Levi Reed: Classic public restroom rules

Levi Reed: Also works here

Temperance: Yes, please do take your time.

GM: LOL

Vee Barlett: You use public restrooms?

Jericho: Ponders the question related to potential mushroom harm and how to avoid it

Jericho: [SKILL] Herbalism [2] [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 7] [d20 = 19]

Levi Reed: Sometimes that tavern food causes... issues

Jericho: Hm

Jericho: Ponders

Jericho: Sigh

Jericho: Nothing off the top of my head on medicinal fungai

Jericho: Anyone have some skill with botony or herbs?

Temperance: Give me a moment, perhaps I can recall something

Jericho: I know a few for healing, but I'm having difficulty recalling...

Jericho: Nods at Temperance

Jericho: Fair enough

Temperance: [SKILL] Botany [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 11]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (still walking wounded and cannot roll)

Jericho: Any strokes of insight?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh, right

Vee Barlett: They hit their heads and ya want them to think?

mharmon1 (Jericho): (wait, she can roll skill checks)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (that's allowed)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (no)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Yes)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Bob)

GM: For Wendy from that check (LINK)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (Bob has said no the past two sessions)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Well, iv'e rolled about six times)

GM: grins

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Bob, need clarification on that)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (I need that set in stone)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (you lost spells, you were not walking wounded)

GM: and everyone who is walking wounded has failed their checks

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (so you can, but the walking wounded cannot)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (OK. So rule: Walking wounded cannot roll)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (I'm recording this)

GM: They can roll all they want, but they always fail

GM: Hence the link for Wendy

mharmon1 (Jericho): (OK. So how did Wendy succeed?)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): sorry food came forgot to say afk brb

seyfert (Vee Barlett): she did not it just says on FG she did

GM: Did you look at that link?

GM: grins

mharmon1 (Jericho): Yes bob. That answered a BUNCH of questions?

mharmon1 (Jericho): That link is amazing

GM: But did it answer the question?

mharmon1 (Jericho): YES

mharmon1 (Jericho): They ARE sentient and INTELLIGENT

mharmon1 (Jericho): That was a key question!

GM: Some PLANTS are

GM: Are mushrooms plants?

wyjyoon (Temperance): I think because it was a general compilation of different species, we're not sure whether the fungal structures can be included as plant life

mharmon1 (Jericho): Was that NOT a shambling mound?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Also we need to know the name

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Mushrooms are mushrooms

GM: See Wendy has it

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): mushrooms were plants until science became a thing. :)

GM: and so does JTom

GM: LOL TMO

mharmon1 (Jericho): OK. Well, to me this answered a question, but OK I accept the issue

wyjyoon (Temperance): Sorry Michael, I forgot that Temperance was walking wounded lol

mharmon1 (Jericho): No, I was just confused because you passed the check

mharmon1 (Jericho): My bad

wyjyoon (Temperance): I was confused too, tbh

wyjyoon (Temperance): As I always am most of the time

GM: bows

Jericho: So

Jericho: We avoid spores if possible

Jericho: If we run into trouble, do we turn back or force through

Jericho: Yes or NO

Jericho: Non lifethreatening Trouble I should clarify

GM: damn what song is that... Yes or No... Yes or No.... hmmm have to think

Vee Barlett: What we should do is not get distracted and find a way into the church first.

Levi Reed: Well we have to force through... there doesn't seem to be another way up to the temple

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): "yes no maybe, I don't know, can you repeat the question? You're not the boss of me" that one?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): And depends how healed up ya can get everyone in the mornin'

Vee Barlett: And depends how healed up ya can get everyone in the mornin'

Jericho: Vee, I'm trying here. Do we think the underground leads there? If not, then why don't we try to go over? Some of us aren't too bad at climbing, we can tie a series of ropes to make it up the mound? That's why I was trying to engratiate us to the Parrots, I wanted to ask them if they maybe could view a better path from the air?

mharmon1 (Jericho): If we cannot go over we go under! Let us pass through the Mines of Moria!

Vee Barlett: We got a cloak from outside the cave.

GM: Paradise by the Dashboard Light.... What's it goin to be boy, yes or no? WHATs it goin to be boy Yes or......

GM: Let me sleep on it

mharmon1 (Jericho): Sigh bob. You are killing me

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Our balrog is a shambling mound

mharmon1 (Jericho): hehe

GM: Baby Baby let me sleep on it

mharmon1 (Jericho): Might as well have been

GM: Now I can go back to Wicked

mharmon1 (Jericho): The Adult Mound can be Sauron

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Can I be Levi the White now?

mharmon1 (Jericho): HAHAHAHA

mharmon1 (Jericho): You've come back to us? At the turn of the tide?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): you haven't fought a balrog yet

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): YOU SHALL NOT PASS

mharmon1 (Jericho): Uh no. But at our level, it might as well have been

wyjyoon (Temperance): ? Is this a Lord of the Rings reference?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): *shrieks and points at wyjyoon*

GM: Bat out of Hell Referece

mharmon1 (Jericho): I am the Weilder of the Flame of Arnor! The Black Shadow shall not avail you Flame of ALDUIN!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): yes, lord of the rings

GM: See I was right

mharmon1 (Jericho): I'm actually putting it on right now. God I love those movies

mharmon1 (Jericho): Anyways

Jericho: So, Vee Up or Down?

Jericho: Thoughts?

GM: Yes or No, what's it going to be Vee, Yes or No

mharmon1 (Jericho): I promise I'm trying to get this over with without causing anyone else greivious harm

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): One of the rare instances when I prefer movie to book, although I think they really effed up some bits

Jericho: I promise I'm trying to get this over with without causing anyone else greivious harm

Vee Barlett: Just told ya. There's a cloak outside the cave. That should tell ya enough.

Vee Barlett: It's your church and your potential priest buddies in trouble.

mharmon1 (Jericho): (I do pretend the hobbit movies never happened)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (to be fair)

Jericho: Nods slowly

Jericho: So

Jericho: Let me pose another question

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I never even watched past the first one, and that's definitely a different series

Vee Barlett: stares at him like it's obvious

Temperance: We'd also have to see if it'll hold our weight to climb, and since a landslide is mostly muddy earth, it... might not fare well.

Rothuss Carder: It didn't look safe to me.

The time is 2:30 PM

Jericho: When we get to the fork, on our way out I heard something BIG coming down the pathway. It's why I was trying so hard to get the hell out of there

Levi Reed: This one might not have been so much a landslide as a detonation of rocks

Vee Barlett: If ya wanna climb rocks, ya actually gotta give me a reallll good reason for it. And ya haven't yet.

Jericho: Do we want to attempt to go...left at that fork, and potentially run into something big?

Levi Reed: I think "Death by Avoiding Big Thing In Cave" is reason enough

Jericho: Or continue on the right path past the fight we had?

Jericho: Shrugs

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): should read "avoiding death by big thing in cave"

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): brain isn't braining

Jericho: I didn't want to be the one to say

GM: I think that makes a fine play Lemon

Jericho: So we know what to do for sure, when we go left. Temprence wants a sample, and we want to continue down that path as safetly as we can near the mushrooms

Levi Reed: Well, we got a glimpse of the cavern past the plant monster... looked like another mechanical gizmo

Temperance: I don't think it would hurt to explore the right side. We were curious about the effects of the staff and the identity of the... fungal structures?

Jericho: Nods

Levi Reed: Not sure if that's what we want or not though

Temperance: Hence the discussion

Levi Reed: Mostly what I'm curious about right now is Not Dying

Jericho: Looks Miserable

Jericho: I know Levi. I promise, I'll make it up to yall

Jericho: You know Vee, we should start just asking your dad for missions that don't involve the church for artifacts or something. He's shady as shit, but at least we woudn't need to deal with the church. We could trade the afrtifacts for favors

Levi Reed: I'm just saying, Vee's got a point. As much as I hate to admit it... we shouldn't dawdle in the cave. We need to move as fast as possilbe towards finding whatever we need to in there, or else go back to town and get prepared.

Jericho: Er

Jericho: No offense about calling your dad Shady as Shit

Vee Barlett: points to Levi but works on her canoe

Levi Reed: No stopping to explore unless we think it's the way to go

Jericho: Nods

Jericho: Then that's what we'll do

Jericho: Tie the ropes just to be safe

Rothuss Carder: Or if we do get attacked by something, we could move the fight to a place where more than one of us can get in there at a time.

Vee Barlett: I told ya, don't get tangled with him. I ain't lettin' him hire you. You'll regret it.

Levi Reed: So my question is... do you think the mechanical gizmo is where we want to go? Will that open another door or something, or just be another trap?

Vee Barlett: *either of the,

mharmon1 (Jericho): Wait even your other dad? He's such a snappy dresser though!

Jericho: Wait even your other dad? He's such a snappy dresser though!

Jericho: Surely he can

Jericho: 't be THAT bad

Vee Barlett: looks at him in disbelief

Vee Barlett: Ya really don't know how it works, do ya? Ya. You definitely need to steer clear.

Jericho: Yeah, fair enough

Levi Reed: I'm sorry did you not see the glitter codpiece chastity belt that dude put on me? He's evil

Jericho: Anyways

Jericho: Snorts

GM: Glitter is Evil

Vee Barlett: glares at Levi

Temperance: furrows her eyebrows together in confusion

Vee Barlett: And still you hit on him. I ain't forgettin' that.

Temperance: So, mechanical gizmo?

Levi Reed: shrugs

Levi Reed: He's a good looking guy. I have my weaknesses same as anyone

Jericho: So. That's the plan? We tie the ropes, try to jam the mechnisim, get down to the floor, and stop just long enough to grab a sample. At that time, we rush through as quickly as possible, and if we have to fight, we try to find a place to allow our toughest fighters the most room.

Vee Barlett: You're a bonafide idiot.

Jericho: Now, let's order ourselves

Jericho: Who should be in front

Levi Reed: I think we should skip the sample

Levi Reed: Grab one on the way back

Vee Barlett: Look. I ain't sayin' New Girl ain't smart, she normally is, but ya really want to risk a sample? Unless yer a cat, that's a risk.

Temperance: Yes, the sample isn't as important as getting through

Jericho: Nods

Jericho: Done

Jericho: So, order? I can be third with a torch, that can give light, and allow me to be close enough to help

Vee Barlett: And yer forgettin' 'bout that thing that chased ya. Whatcha gonna do about that?

Jericho: Shrugs. Run away from it? Levi suggested we move quickly. Do YOU want to fight it?

Temperance: Last I remember it was at the bottom of the ladder before we climbed it, right?

Temperance: looks around for clarification

Levi Reed: No, but if it's blocking the way we need to go, we gotta do SOMETHING about it

Rothuss Carder: Nah, I got up before it came in sight

Rothuss Carder: I didn't want to hang around and give it the chance to grab a vine.

Vee Barlett: Ya gotta be prepared for it.

Jericho: Hm. I suppose I can try and blind it with magic light

Jericho: But If i'm in front, I'll die pretty damn quick

Jericho: I don't mind being in front, if we feel it would be best

Jericho: Shrugs

Vee Barlett: You need your magic to heal these folks up.

GM: What type of things can the First Matey do in the morning?

Jericho: So. Order. Thoughts?

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Cook breakfast and look busy?)

Rothuss Carder: Steel in front, sorcery in the rear

wyjyoon (Temperance): Momentarily forgot the spheres Temperance had access to, let me review

Levi Reed: We don't even know who's stomach will let them in there

Jericho: OK. So I will be in the rear

Jericho: I will have a torch

Jericho: I't pitch black down there. We must be able to see

Jericho: If something comes up on our rear, I'll clap three times

Jericho: Fair?

Vee Barlett: Nah, he means we don't know who'll be healed enough to be up front. Or who we might want as range.

Vee Barlett: Yer jumpin' the harpoon there.

Jericho: Nods

Jericho: Right, but it really doesn' tmatter as long as we know Steel up front

Jericho: We can adjust tomorrow

Vee Barlett: shrugs and works on her canoe

Jericho: We'll grab all the ropes from the mule tomorrow

Jericho: I'll have one on me in the back

GM: So Jericho needs to sleep to regain spells, same as Temperance, Levi needs to sleep to take healing, Melange is at 1 but can take healing never went below zero

Levi Reed: Let's take a second to figure out how we're going to make it through tonight, eh? I can't fight any jaguars tonight or I'm dead

mharmon1 (Jericho): (How can we talk and avoid encounters bob? Can you suggest?)

GM: So in the morning Jericho casts what on who?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (this is when priests really need to consider spells)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (ask about someone's life)

GM: Plan that out so you know how things

GM: yes

mharmon1 (Jericho): In the morning, Jericho sees who has hit points

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Only Vee and Rothuss do

Jericho: Keep in mind, if I keep healing tomorrow, I'll be tapped out for spells

seyfert (Vee Barlett): although if we have a night encounter, good point

GM: That is what to talk about now

Jericho: I don't mind, but I want to be honest with you about my limitations

GM: do lots of healing in the morning? or go in at low hit points

Levi Reed: If we all die tomorrow it won't matter how many spells you have

mharmon1 (Jericho): Yeah, that's a no on the low hit points

Jericho: Nods

Jericho: You are correct Levi

Vee Barlett: Heal the idiot who loves caves.

GM: also the trouble with schools is they all want you to learn the same lesson, I should know, I have been kicked out of them enough of them to know

Jericho: I just want to let you know that I will be...even less useless tomorrow IN the cave

Vee Barlett: Maybe he'll finally get a bright idea about them.

Rothuss Carder: And we can always go in, scout it out, and retreat if we need to.

GM: Life is more painless for the brainless

Vee Barlett: You sneaky sneak, Rothuss?

Rothuss Carder: Never tried.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (but does he have that skilll)

Jericho: It's not a bad idea. We can let our best scout run up the path a ways, and then sprint back to the rope. As long as we sit up top that first part of the waterfall, we can protect ourselves

Jericho: Would you be okay with that Rothuss?

Vee Barlett: That'd be Levi from the sounds of it.

Levi Reed: I can sneaky sneak! On a good day! With a limp from this injury though.... maybe not

Jericho: Ponders

Levi Reed: I'm willing to give it a shot though!

Jericho: Wait a second, let me thinkg about this. Keep going, but let me see if I can think of a way to help you with sneaking tomorrow? WOuld that be okay? I might have a spell....

Vee Barlett: Maybe Rothuss can sing ya a good song at least.

Levi Reed: Honorable death should at least get me into a decent afterlife

The time is 3:00 PM

Jericho: Horrified

Jericho: DOn't talk like that!

Jericho: Blushes slightly

Jericho: Er

Vee Barlett: What's a decent afterlife for you?

Vee Barlett: Lots of men?

Jericho: Sorry. That's not funny

Levi Reed: Yeah, that but also lots of rum

Jericho: I can get you lots of rum NOW!

Jericho: Well

Jericho: I mean

Jericho: Not NOW

Jericho: but SOON

Vee Barlett: Island or land as far as you can see?

Levi Reed: Free food

Levi Reed: Island is ok but a REALLY BIG ONE

Jericho: By the tiem I'm done building our business empire Levi, you will eat for free all you want

Jericho: Just don't say things like that

Vee Barlett: Always sunny? Rain? Nice breeze?

Levi Reed: The beach is ok, but once I can't stand on the bottom anymore I'm not interested

User has gone AFK. (JtomTMO)

Jericho: Looks slightly put out

Levi Reed: Mix of weather. That cozy rainy snuggle weather will be nice with all those men around

Vee Barlett: Damn, boy. You gonna get a harem of men to cuddle you, feed ya grapes and rum, and run naked on the beach durin' the day? Am I gettin' this right?

Vee Barlett: Sorry Jericho, but this is interestin' to me.

Levi Reed: I prefer mango slices to grapes, but that's about right

Vee Barlett: makes a face

Vee Barlett: Ugh. So did Ruffus. Jackass.

GM: LOVE that Carissa remembers

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (I NEVER FORGETTT for better or worse)

Vee Barlett: I'll send him to your naked man island.

Levi Reed: The guy that maybe knocked you up?

Levi Reed: No thanks

Levi Reed: Not my type

Vee Barlett: I swear to the gods, I will cut you for a joke like that.

Vee Barlett: Levi definitely goin' in first tomorrow.

Levi Reed: Please do. I would enjoy ending the suffering of this day

Jericho: So Levi...

Jericho: I have a suggestion

Vee Barlett: Nah, I think Jericho will be even more put out than this death talk if he gotta heal ya again today.

Jericho: I have a spell

Levi Reed: You wanna be in the cuddle puddle you gotta sign up with my god, sorry man

Levi Reed: oh, a spell, ok, nevermind, go ahead

Vee Barlett: I also have many suggestion, but I ain't thinkin' it's helpful right now...

Jericho: Sideeyes Levi

Jericho: Right

Jericho: So

Vee Barlett: What if the spell is to make the puddle more cuddly?

Jericho: Do you know what "Sanctuary" does?

Jericho: Or would you like the short version

Levi Reed: It's still the afterlife, Vee. He's gotta get there to cast the spell

Vee Barlett: Hmm, good point.

Levi Reed: Now why would you think I would know your priest mumbo jumbo?

Jericho: You won't be able to attack anything if I cast it on you

Jericho: Pauses

Vee Barlett: Is that what he'd call his island? Sanctuary?

Jericho: But

Levi Reed: Nah, it needs a spicer name than that

Jericho: Hm

Jericho: One second

Levi Reed: Maybe "Rocco's Mane"

Jericho: I'm not sure how long it works

Jericho: I want to give you as much progection as possible

Vee Barlett: Jericho, you better shut your man up or I will.

Levi Reed: I'm delirious from hitting my head, you can't hold any of this against me

Vee Barlett: I absolutely can and will.

Temperance: observes the interaction with mild amusement

mharmon1 (Jericho): Bob, it says it lasts two rounds + 1 round per level (Am I three Now) How long with Levi sneaking and jogging quietly up that path would that last him in real time?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Gameplay question yall

mharmon1 (Jericho): I just want to make sure I don't waste a spell

Jericho: Mumbles to himself

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (make sure sancgtuary moves with the target - I thought it was a set space only)

Levi Reed: Jericho, I know I told you to lose the stick, but I didn't mean that you should give it to Vee

mharmon1 (Jericho): Yes, you cast it on a person themselves

GM: so 3rd level means 2 + 3 so 5 rounds

Vee Barlett: Nah, see? You just pushin' my buttons. I only got a few, but you just can't help yerself.

Vee Barlett: Leave my dads outta yer mouth.

mharmon1 (Jericho): So, like, 10 minutes of him doing his thing up the path?

Levi Reed: And yet you keep me around

GM: each round is 1 minute

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oh, yikes

Jericho: So Levi

Jericho: Winces

Jericho: It would only last about five minutes

Jericho: But

Vee Barlett: Until ya lose yer usefulness. Or I find a good drop point for yer body.

Jericho: It does have some benefits

GM: Also remember the last combat went a total of 4 rounds

Jericho: First

Jericho: You can't attack anything

Levi Reed: What am I supposed to do when your big friend tries to eat my face?

Jericho: Second if a creature attacks you, but can't overcome the spell, it will lose track of you for about a minutes

Jericho: Enough time for you to sprint back to us

Vee Barlett: Levi, he's askin' to lay his hands on ya.

Jericho: You can do anything as long as it's not offensive

Jericho: Spells,

Jericho: Spelunking

Jericho: Anything

Jericho: This would be a truly last resort type of thing

Levi Reed: Ok, I'm not against the hands part but...

Vee Barlett: So he can be a shield that don't move as I poke things in front of him?

Jericho: But I hope it can help if you choose

Jericho: Ponders

Jericho: YOu know

GM: Does anyone have any spells right now to use before sleeping and everyone regaining spells in the morning?

mharmon1 (Jericho): (I cannot)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I do not

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Nope

Levi Reed: I don't really see how it helps. Sounds like they might be able to overcome the spell and murder me anyway

Jericho: Would you rather have the extra protection?

Jericho: Or not?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Nada here too

Jericho: It can't hurt right?

Levi Reed: I'd rather not feel like I'm on my last dying breath, and then take it from there yeah? Not sure I'm in my right mind to be making calls like that just now

Vee Barlett: Extra protection or more healin' yeah? Those the choices?

Jericho: Hesitates

Jericho: Hesitates

Jericho: I can do one other thing

Levi Reed: Yeah, and the way things went this morning, I want to say more healing. But, you know, again, I feel like I'm about to die at any moment so maybe not the best time to make that call

Jericho: Shakes head

Jericho: No, I don't have the proper tools for it, I apologize

Vee Barlett: Whatcha need for what?

Jericho: It's expensive and I don' thave the gear

Jericho: It's expensive and I don' thave the gear

Jericho: I could perform an augury

Jericho: It's a powerfully useful spell

Levi Reed: Wait, don't mules climb good? Can we send Parry over with a note or something?

Jericho: But we don't have the required metal or bones to do it

Jericho: Maybe one day

Rothuss Carder: What kind of metal and bones do you need?

Jericho: If you ever kill a legendary sea monster, save me some bones eh?

Jericho: Well

Jericho: I would need some sort of Token. It wouldn't be consumed, but it would have to be worth a great deal of coin. I'd say roughly 1000 gold pieces. Trust me, we don't have anything worth that on us

mharmon1 (Jericho): Unless we got some baddass looking gems in the Tree PIle

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol

Rothuss Carder: reaches into his belt sack...

mharmon1 (Jericho): There is no way

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol

mharmon1 (Jericho): We don't have that yet

Rothuss Carder: and pulls out a ration and starts munching on it.

Jericho: Snorts

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): lol

Vee Barlett: Yeah, better off healin' there.

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol

Jericho: Soon though eh Vee?

Vee Barlett: FIRST MATEY! YA CATCH ANY FISH?

User has gone AFK. (LemonyLemon)

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Fishing [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 2]

GM: Also Alterness or Observation please

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Feesh?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oh shoot before I forget. Like most nights, I will be off at 9:00 PM, which is 11:00 PM Bobs time right now right bob? Thats in 2 hours and some change :)

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 13] [d20 = 3]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 12]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): that's close to normal end time

-> Lirtimya: Lirt pulls in a full brace of fish, and as she is gathering them she spots movement in the bushes on the other side of the stream

Vee Barlett: Ah, nice, matey! Much prefer fresh fish to rations.

The time is 3:30 PM

User is back. (LemonyLemon)

Lirtimya: Well, I've got a lot of fish here, but I think I just saw something in the bushes

Jericho: Oh no

Jericho: What do you see?

Lirtimya: No idea, just thought I saw something move

-> Lirtimya: Bigger than a leapard, or maybe more than one thing but smaller

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): are Levi and I still be-planted?

Lirtimya: It was pretty big though

Vee Barlett: HEY! If someone is there, show yerself now!

GM: Yes until 4 PM

Rothuss Carder: drat finkies

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): ooc

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (okay but I wanted to point out you rolled the hours like... an hour after they got planted...)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): No, please keep that IC

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Also pretty sure he said 2pm or something last session

GM: Yes to Carissa, she has a point

GM: SO we can say yes they are dehydrated and fall off

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yayyy!

Levi Reed: I'm freeeeeeeeeeee

'Rothuss Carder' is at 'Light' encumbrance. Movebase now 9.

Vee Barlett: Toss it at those bushes.

wyjyoon (Temperance): Congratulations on the de-planting

Rothuss Carder: dances gleefully

Levi Reed: hands it to Vee

Levi Reed: I'm too almost dead to risk it

Rothuss Carder: I feel so light!

GM: Remeber to take that off of your Equipment

'Levi Reed' is at 'Light' encumbrance. Movebase now 9.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): already done!

Vee Barlett: Which bushes where, First Matey?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (wait Vee also had a good obs roll)

Lirtimya: Justt across the stream

Lirtimya: Points at some bushes

GM: Not good enough to see through a cabin

Vee Barlett: tries to heft up the plant thing

GM: Dex check

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 17]

Vee Barlett: Ewww, this is covered in your sweat.

GM: grins

Vee Barlett: drops it and wipes her hands

Vee Barlett: Rothuss, can ya toss yers?

Levi Reed: That isn't sweat

Vee Barlett: Oh goddess above.

Vee Barlett: goes to rinse her hands in the stream

Rothuss Carder: Yep!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): lol, no idea what I'm trying to pretend like it is, just FELT like the right answer

'wyjyoon' disconnected

Jericho: Shudders

'wyjyoon' connected

Jericho: Please go wash yourself yeah?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol and even if it isn't she will assume the worst

Jericho: Not very hygenic

Rothuss Carder: hoists his plant, twirls around a few times and flings the plant as hard as he can across the stream.

Levi Reed: I washed myself in the stream before we got here, like four hours ago man!

Vee Barlett: I'm hopin' it's blood but.... gross either way.

Levi Reed: How many baths must a man bath, before you can call him clean?

'Shislif' connected

Vee Barlett: Not enough until ya add acid.

Rothuss Carder: the answer is 2

Jericho: Do you have soap or steam?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (dex for rothuss before we see if anything happens?)

Levi Reed: Look around buddy

Levi Reed: If you see soap or steam, I'm in

GM: Rothuss picked up his own plant to hurl it

Jericho: Picks up a couple sticks

Jericho: Picks up a couple sticks

Jericho: Here

GM: Vee had to pick up someone else's

Jericho: Rub these gently over yourself while you bath

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ok so.... did anything happen?

Jericho: It will gee the grime off

GM: No just sticky

Shislif: hi everyone

Levi Reed: looks at Jericho suspiciously

Jericho: Hey bud!

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Hello

mharmon1 (Jericho): Hey bud!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Yay!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): he tossed it in the bushes so... how is the answer just sticky working for that question?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Hi Sharif!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): nah, the sticks was a joke to jericho

Shislif: sorry for the lateness, needed nap time :)

GM: I was saying just sticky to Vee for Levi's for Rothuss he just tosses it into the bushes no problem

GM: Naps are good

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ok yes, so he tossed it into the bush where Lirt thought she saw something and nothing happened? Just clarifying

Shislif (MeLange): agreed

GM: No to in THAT particular bush

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ........

GM: That would be a different roll, I was thinking just toss it into a bush

Rothuss Carder: Give me Levi's, I'll toss it into that specific bush

seyfert (Vee Barlett): insert facepalm here

Vee Barlett: points to THAT specific bush

Vee Barlett: Aim there.

GM: again, where Lirt is on the other side of the cabin from where everyone else is

Vee Barlett: Just wash yer hands good after.

Rothuss Carder: hoist, twirl, hurl

seyfert (Vee Barlett): didn't think we were using the map yet

GM: Just being clear

GM: You do not need to

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (so Rothuss does that and....?)

GM: Nothing

GM: THUD

GM: into the bushes

Shislif (MeLange): are the summaries in a different spot?

The time is 4:00 PM

Vee Barlett: Guess we ain't usin' them to block the path, but it's fine. Thought it'd flush somethin' out. Just keep an eye on the mule, yeah?

GM: No game last week Sharif

Levi Reed: I'm sorry... nothing happened with the other bush and then you made them try again for the specific bush even though it was going to have the same result of nothing?

Rothuss Carder: stoops down and rinses his hands in the stream, watching the bushes across the way the whole time

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ooc

Shislif (MeLange): oh from two weeks ago I mean, just wanna review

Levi Reed: (LINK)

GM: Sometimes that is the way it is Levi

Shislif (MeLange): Thx

GM: Lemon

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (different arc so different spot, yes but lemon got the link for you)

Lirtimya: Well, I guess just keep your eyes out for anything

Vee Barlett: Same as we been doin' unless someone wants to investigate. But I'm buildin' my canoe still.

GM: You did encounter a leapard here but Lirt said this was either bigger or more things

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (or more things)

Levi Reed: But like... if you KNEW nothing was going to happen either way why be like "your nonspecific bush was not the specific one"? I just... /shrug emoji

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ooc

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Sorry Carissa

GM: 2 more hours till nightfall and then nightime watches

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): because it's funny? :)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Leopard babies!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): One big chicken or 30 miniature tigers!

GM: duck sized horses

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): yeah that

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): But no ducks or horses in jungle

Shislif (MeLange): we have any heals before the watch?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Unfortuantely no

Shislif (MeLange): but they do have fun and games in the jungle

Shislif (MeLange): bummer

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): They've got everything you want

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Except ducks and horses

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): welcome to the jungle!

Shislif (MeLange): lol

GM: To be clear for your night camp, the small tree across the western bank has been knocked into the water and is not there

GM: the other largers one is still there

Shislif (MeLange): at least just one entry way then

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): If lions are allowed to be the kings of the jungle despite not being in jungles we're allowed small ducks in the jungle lol

Jericho: OK. So western one gone, but I remember the Jaguar could make a leap last time

GM: points to JTom

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Hello yes THANK you Mini!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes if anyone can tihnk of other things to put there to block it, it might help but things can swim still or jump

Shislif (MeLange): is the river pretty calm is it like raging waters?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): We do a "jungle animals" unit at school and it's full of like, giraffes and lions and I'm just like can we please get out of the 80s?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): We just threw away 80 lbs of sticky plant

GM: piling sticky plants on the tree to block it

seyfert (Vee Barlett): do we want to investigate or sit and wait before nightfall?

GM: GTMA

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Probably investigate. Probably better not to be surprised by something in the middle of the night?

Shislif (MeLange): considering how weak Mel is don't think he'd wanna go looking for trouble, but he is young so maybe he would

Rothuss Carder: Great Think Minds Alike. Truth!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): ooc

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Rothuss can go check it out

Levi Reed: Rothuss

Levi Reed: You wanna go check out those bushes so nothing kills me in my sleep?

Rothuss Carder: stops doing jumping jacks.

The time is 5:00 PM

Rothuss Carder: yes?

The time is 6:00 PM

Levi Reed: Thanks bro

Rothuss Carder: Of course!

Vee Barlett: No. You're almost dead. Either me or Rothuss can. Or Rothuss can.

GM: emptying and refilling but you did avoid all the day time encounter checks

Levi Reed: I SAID Rothuss

MeLange: Cool I'll have a sit down

GM: But three watches to go

mharmon1 (Jericho): Whew, at least we got that :)

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oof

wyjyoon (Temperance): The fun is just beginning, I guess

Shislif (MeLange): does sleeping heal?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I'm still mad that the "basement stairs" turned out to be a box full of fishing gear.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Yes but only a little amount

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): just for the record.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): And only for those not walking wounded

Shislif (MeLange): cool, little better than nothing

Vee Barlett: Well it's been a few hours. Better do it now, but ain't sure anything will be there.

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): brb

MeLange: gonna get dark eventually

Levi Reed: You think whatever it was just flew away without us seeing it even though we're all staring at THAT SPECIFIC BUSH?

User has gone AFK. (LemonyLemon)

Jericho: Well...I'm one hit away from anhillation, but should I take the first watch? After athat, I need to sleep like the literal dead

Vee Barlett: I'm sayin' it's hidin' elsewhere

MeLange: I'd say us injured folks should sleep first, then at least we have some energy for our own watches

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Rothuss, check ALL the bushes!

Levi Reed: Rothuss, check ALL the bushes!

User has gone AFK. (LemonyLemon)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): (I'm waiting for my move to be approved)

Jericho: I won't be able to help much. I need a solid 8 hours before I can regain my spells, which is why I suggested first watch, but then again, I coudl take the last one I suppose

MeLange: whichever you think is best, but I need to sleep, if somebody flicks me hard enough I'll be down

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (there's an inappropriate joke there but I'll keep it to myself)

GM: back

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): sry, thought where I put it was outside the hut

Temperance: I'm still feeling the aftereffects of the encounter. I don't think it will matter which shift of the night watch I take.

Vee Barlett: Rothuss and I can do doubles. Lirt can do at least one. Mel and Jericho can at least keep an eye out. Rest of ya need to sleep.

GM: Two ways of thinking about watches, put all the spell casters on the first watch, then let them sleep for 8 hours and everyone else does everything to not wake them up

Vee Barlett: Since Roth is checkin' things out, how 'bout he Jericho, and Lirt go first watch?

MeLange: sounds good

GM: OR put them all on the last watch, and everyone does everything to not wake them up before that

Lirtimya: I can be on first watch, yeah

Jericho: I'm fine with the last, because we'll have regained some hitpoints for Jericho at least. I don't mind staggering them

mharmon1 (Jericho): I'm fine with the last, because we'll have regained some hitpoints for Jericho at least. I don't mind staggering them

seyfert (Vee Barlett): you can roll skills tho

mharmon1 (Jericho): No spellcaster should be alone on watch without a steel

Shislif (MeLange): steel?

mharmon1 (Jericho): I can roll skills when I'm healed up right?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): your only steels are Vee and Rothuss

mharmon1 (Jericho): Until then, no I can't

GM: In the morning everyone who got two watches of sleep gains 2 hit Points, spell casters need two consecutive watches of sleep to regain spells

mharmon1 (Jericho): OK, so I'm on first or last, you guys pick :)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): last

Shislif (MeLange): do the two watches need to be concurrent if not spellcasters?

mharmon1 (Jericho): There we go. I will be ready

GM: no to Sharif

Shislif (MeLange): cool

GM: So locking Jericho in the restroom for 8 hours to sleep?

Shislif (MeLange): lol think so

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Bob, can you approve my move again?

GM: You are trying to walk through a wall

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (clarifying again, I thought Jericho was not walking wounded so he can roll skills)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): *response redacted*

GM: I know Levi and Temperance were at walking wounded

Shislif (MeLange): Mel can still run alertness

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (Jericho hit is head, lost spells, but did not think he was walking wounded so he can still roll skills since he didn't go below zero)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (yes so Mel will be on a watch for skill rolls)

GM: I thought Jericho was at walking wounded and Melange was at 1 never getting below into walking wounded status

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (my follow-up question will be if he needs a total 8 hours or not for overnight healing or if he can do second watch)

Rothuss Carder: scouts out the bushes from this side of things. Also sees the creek is too wide to leap across, so goes back over to the log to cross.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (Mel yes. Jericho hit is head while I was gone, and lost spells but I am asking those of you who were there if he became walking wounded. He did not get a cure wound but is walkign so I am assuming he is not walking wounded)

GM: For who Carissa?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Jericho

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh 8hours? mel

GM: Jericho needs 8 hours of sleep to regain spells

mharmon1 (Jericho): Jericho either way, if you want spells cannot take the second watch

mharmon1 (Jericho): That is two shifts

Shislif (MeLange): Think Mel needs 8 hours to regain some hit points, but they don't need to be concurrent, as far as I understand

GM: Correct for Sharif

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ok good to know

Rothuss Carder: pulls out his saber and stalks through the bushes looking for anything dangerous.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): hope somebody's keeping an eye on him. ;)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): my point for jericho is if he'll be useful on first watch or not, but since Mel needs 8, pur Jericho last then

Temperance: glances at Rothuss from the other side of the log

GM: Temp is in the same boat as Jericho

GM: needing 8 hours

mharmon1 (Jericho): My only checks are Helaing, Herbalism, and Diagnostics. I don't have Obs, Alert, et

mharmon1 (Jericho): And Vet healing, but don't think that helps at the moment

GM: Parry might like that

GM: depending

GM: and that is also a bit of a hint

mharmon1 (Jericho): Gee encouraging bob. Thankns for that

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes sorry was texting so let me clarifty my point

mharmon1 (Jericho): God, just stick hiim in the hut. At this point I have no idea how to salvage this

Link: Parrying

seyfert (Vee Barlett): We need all the advantages we can get so those who are still able to roll are still useful on watches hence Mel and Jericho questions. Levi and Temp are 100% out for the first two watches for sure. But I was trying to think abotu staggering Jericho and Mel to be useful.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): SO since Mel needs full sleep, and can help with rolls on first watch, let Jericho take third with Levi and Temp

Shislif (MeLange): sounds good

mharmon1 (Jericho): OK

wyjyoon (Temperance): Alrighty

mharmon1 (Jericho): Let's get US, somewhat protected in the Shed

mharmon1 (Jericho): Sorry, Cabin

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Rothuss and Lirt can be on first as well. If you need help, wake Vee. Otherwise she can be on second with... Rothuss again, I guess since we have so few options.

Shislif (MeLange): We good on 2nd watch?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): ooc thumbsup from me

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Wait did Rothuss use a spell?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): he did, but it's not as important as the others'

Rothuss Carder: walking through the bushes along the bank of the river

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ok... hate having him up extra but he really is my only other option for second watch unless Vee does it by herself

Shislif (MeLange): Rothuss seems to be having a nice time

seyfert (Vee Barlett): he's checking the perimeter which is why he was initially on first watch

Shislif (MeLange): if we got enough on 1st watch Mel could do 2nd instead

Rothuss Carder: going to try a running jump across the stream from bank to bank

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I think Mel needs a full 8 hours straight sleep to get overnight healing. Right Bob? And how much is that?

MeLange: they don't need to be in a row though

Shislif (MeLange): ooc

GM: Mel needs two watches of healing does not need to be concecutive

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh missed that

GM: Right now Rothuss and Lirt on first watch,

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Well we could do Mel and Vee, and if something attacks, Mel can wake up Rothuss

Shislif (MeLange): sorry think I misused concurrent lol

GM: Vee and Melange on second

GM: Temperance, Levi, and Jericho on third watch

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Katy Perry! "you're hot then you're cold, you're yes then you're no"

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and back to seeing what this new text is...

GM: You're a firework

Shislif (MeLange): should have used consecutive!

mharmon1 (Jericho): I apologize, I need to handle something for about 10 minutes. I'll be right back.

User has gone AFK. (mharmon1)

Shislif (MeLange): he'll be sleeping anyway

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): A little more complicated routine here... running jump to the stone in the stream and from there to the bank

GM: So as Rothus and Lirt explore and guard

GM: Alterness and or Observation

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 16]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Rothuss has neither

User has gone AFK. (seyfert)

Rothuss Carder: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 9) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 12]

GM: Lirt spots

[TURN] Ratbone Carder

[TURN] Parry the Mule

GM: and the Mule snorts

GM: and we are concentrating on the map again

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Yes please putting Parry in the house

GM: No one did that before this happened

GM: Just Parry, Rothuss and Lirt outside of the cabin

GM: and Lirt spots those across the stream heading your way

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (shoot them with that fancy arrow lirt!)

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I will once it's my turn

GM: It is the mule's turn

GM: who is controlling it?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Spring was

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I was gooooneeeeeee

seyfert (Vee Barlett): then Lemon I think

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): No, it was never Lemon

GM: Not claimed by anyone currently

GM: So someone can take it and use it

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Lemon! I elect you!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Mule can kick those goblins

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Lemon may have to check out

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I'm feeling so sleepy

seyfert (Vee Barlett): So take control of the mule to fight off sleepiness

GM: Tick Tick Tick

Shislif (MeLange): uh oh Ticks!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Brain is barely braining I can't double brain

seyfert (Vee Barlett): you can. you take control and fight easy peasy

Shislif (MeLange): no worries Lemon, why I needed that nap

GM: Is that Sharif taking over the mule to attack?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I am not taking the mule on this night and if you try to make me, I will leave and go to sleep

Shislif (MeLange): I can give Parry a go sure

Shislif (MeLange): haven't done it before so not totally sure how

seyfert (Vee Barlett): go for it

GM: Records, Characters, claim it as yours and then go forward with attacks

Shislif (Parry the Mule): not going on the log

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Good thing Levi is asleep

[TURN] Jericho

[TURN] MeLange

[TURN] Goblin (Sadistic chortle)

Shislif (Parry the Mule): attack as parry?

Goblin (Sadistic chortle): [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Parry the Mule] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 7 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

Shislif (Parry the Mule): oh thx

GM: Now you can yes

Parry the Mule: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack #1) [at Goblin (Sadistic chortle)] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 6 ] [AC: 5 ] [HIT]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): nice hit!

Shislif (Parry the Mule): go parry!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): go perry!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): oh yes that

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): parry

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Push it in the river!

GM: Roll damage

Parry the Mule: [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d2=2)] [d2 = 2]

Damage [2] -> [to Goblin (Sadistic chortle)] [STATUS: Moderate]

GM: You get two attacks

GM: two hooves

Parry the Mule: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 20]

Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack #1) [at Goblin (Sadistic chortle)] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 6 ] [AC: 0 ] [CRITICAL HIT]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): YES!

Parry the Mule: [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d2=1)] [d2 = 1]

Damage [1] -> [to Goblin (Sadistic chortle)] [STATUS: Heavy]

GM: well you get another one nbow

seyfert (Vee Barlett): dang pony go

wyjyoon (Temperance): Wow

Parry the Mule: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack #1) [at Goblin (Sadistic chortle)] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 6 ] [AC: 8 ] [MISS]

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Parry has four hooves.

GM: but needs to stand on two of them to strike out

GM: but that is very nicely done

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Yeah but then he can stand on the other two after that

Shislif (Parry the Mule): turn around n use his butt

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): she

Shislif (Parry the Mule): her butt

Shislif (Parry the Mule): end turn?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Lol, sorry, I was correcting myself, not you

GM: yes

[TURN] Goblin (Fanciful reckless legwork)

Shislif (Parry the Mule): ah ok lol

Goblin (Fanciful reckless legwork): [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 8 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Goblin

Goblin: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Parry the Mule] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 7 ] [AC: 9 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Vee Barlett

[TURN] Temperance

[TURN] Lirtimya

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Go, go, go Rothuss! Put those Goblins in the face! Tumble your knives right into their face!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): put them in their place i meant

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): fudddge

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): i can't anything

GM: grins

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I think I'll go for the one in the back with the acid arrow

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): put those goblins in their place, tumble the knives into their face

Shislif (Parry the Mule): cool acid arrows!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Sounds like a Ratbone kind of song

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): How do I target single enemies? I don't remember

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Somebody has to channel the bard

GM: There you go

Shislif (Parry the Mule): drag the dice over to their icon or name in combat tracker

Lirtimya: [INIT] [MOD:Melf's Acid Arrow] [d10+2 = 10]

GM: Still need to roll a to hit with the spell

Lirtimya: [CAST] Melf's Acid Arrow [at Goblin (Buff)]

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 19]

Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Melf's Acid Arrow) [at Goblin (Buff)] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 6 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]

GM: Nice

GM: Now damage

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): yay!

Lirtimya: [DAMAGE] Melf's Acid Arrow [TYPE: acid (2d4=5)] [2d4 = 5]

Damage [5] -> [to Goblin (Buff)] [STATUS: Critical]

wyjyoon (Temperance): Channeling the bard worked well

GM: and that does automatic damage next round too I think?

[TURN] Goblin (Buff)

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I want to say it'll last 3 rounds because of my level? Let me check

[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [Cover90]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): nice

GM: It flees into the jungle

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Goblin (Fanciful reckless legwork)] [Hit-AC: 15 vs. 6 ] [AC: 15 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

Rothuss Carder: is caught off guard and swings wildly

[ROUND 2]

[TURN] Parry the Mule

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Well of course you would miss him, he has fanciful reckless legwork

Shislif (Parry the Mule): both those goblins still alive by parry?

GM: yes

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): But also I'm sorry y'all, I'm going to call it for the night. As much as I hate to log out before Carissa, as a matter of pride, I just can't do it tonight.

Parry the Mule: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack #1) [at Goblin (Sadistic chortle)] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 6 ] [AC: 3 ] [HIT]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I'm glad the other two are being effective

seyfert (Vee Barlett): night feel better

Shislif (Parry the Mule): To restful sleep Lemon!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Feel better Lemon!

GM: feel better Lemon

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): gnite Lemon

'LemonyLemon' disconnected

Parry the Mule: [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d2=1)] [d2 = 1]

Damage [1] -> [to Goblin (Sadistic chortle)]

GM: that is a hit for Parry, roll damage and not too bad

GM: one more attack

mharmon1 (Jericho): I apologiz, I need a few more minutes. A propane hose has come loose

Parry the Mule: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack #1) [at Goblin (Sadistic chortle)] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 6 ] [AC: 9 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Jericho

[TURN] MeLange

[TURN] Goblin (Sadistic chortle)

Shislif (Parry the Mule): oh yea wanna take care of that

User has gone AFK. (mharmon1)

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): "For every three levels the caster has achieved, the acid, uness somehow neutralized, lasts for another round, inflicting another 2d4 points of damage each round. So at 3rd-5th level the acid lasts for two rounds; ..."

GM: [d20 = 20]

Shislif (Parry the Mule): is Mel up?

GM: he stays to fight

GM: No to Mel waking up yet

Shislif (Parry the Mule): oh ok

Goblin (Sadistic chortle): [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 1]

Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Parry the Mule] [Hit-AC: 19 vs. 7 ] [AC: 19 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

Shislif (Parry the Mule): got a sound alert

[TURN] Goblin (Fanciful reckless legwork)

Goblin (Fanciful reckless legwork): [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 13 vs. 8 ] [AC: 13 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Goblin

Goblin: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Parry the Mule] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 7 ] [AC: 5 ] [HIT]

Goblin: [DAMAGE (M)] Attack [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d6=6)] [d6 = 6]

Damage [6] -> [to Parry the Mule] [STATUS: Heavy]

[TURN] Vee Barlett

[TURN] Temperance

Effect ['Casting Melf's Acid Arrow;(C)'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Lirtimya]

[TURN] Lirtimya

Shislif (Parry the Mule): uh oh

seyfert (Vee Barlett): wake vee if you need

Parry the Mule Neighhhhh

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Now I walk up to the other two goblins and, just burn them? just make sure to stand far enough away I don't also burn Parry

GM: Right now they are blocking you from Parry

Shislif (Parry the Mule): maybe the sound of Parry's Neigh would wake Vee up?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Either that or I can try to stab them

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): aim it down into their legs and the ground in front of Parry?

GM: but if you are thinking burning hands might hit the mule also

GM: After Lirt goes and Rothuss Vee can do a con check

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): How far away are they?

GM: less than 20 feet

Shislif (Parry the Mule): Parry went to that side of the log so the goblins would be giving the other their backs, he's clever mule

GM: grisn

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I only get 5 ft range, so, I need to move closer

GM: If you move you cannot cast

GM: so you can move and then stab

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Can I get the map back? I accidentally closed it instead of the spell

GM: then next round cast

Image: Ruined Hut.webp@Map Pack - Jungle I

mharmon1 (Jericho): I am so sorry. How bad are we off at the moment.

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Thank you

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Well, I'll move and stab, then burn them next round

GM: Lemon is sick and logged off

Shislif (Parry the Mule): Parry took a hit, otherwwise we're ok

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): we might not be too bad, tbh

GM: that is how bad it is

mharmon1 (Jericho): Sigh

mharmon1 (Jericho): Well, if we need to, wake me up. I can..throw a rock or something

Shislif (Parry the Mule): no waking Jericho

GM: go for it Lirt, move up and stab

Shislif (Parry the Mule): Vee first if anything

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): the question is if Rothuss is *ever* going to actually be effective with his sword. I'm not sure he's ever rolled a successful hit. ;)

mharmon1 (Jericho): If we seriously don't have people, then Bob and I will need to find a way for Jericho to become more combat focused. Otherwise, this is really gonna suck with just us

GM: Sadistic Chortle is the damaged one obviously

mharmon1 (Jericho): Not blaming poor lemon, that sucks, just we may not have a choice on Jericho

Shislif (Parry the Mule): I mean Vee is better in a fight anyway

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I don't know how I selected the last goblin, clicking isn't working

GM: Just drag your attack onto the token

mharmon1 (Jericho): Well, thankfully Parry is alive

mharmon1 (Jericho): You could always just shove them intothe water. Doubt they could swim

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Jericho needs to sleep so he can heal

GM: I do it on the combat tracker

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 1]

Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger) [at Goblin] [Hit-AC: 19 vs. 6 ] [AC: 19 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

GM: uff

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): nooooooo

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ouch

Shislif (Parry the Mule): why automatic?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Maybe because it was a 1?

GM: a 20 always hits a 1 always misses

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): 1 always misses, no matter how many bonuses you have

Shislif (Parry the Mule): oh ok

[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [Cover90]

Shislif (Parry the Mule): it is the lonliest number

GM: exactly

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): it's whackin' time!

Shislif (Parry the Mule): lol

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL. I'm the WHAP Goblin

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Goblin (Fanciful reckless legwork)] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 6 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): *sigh*

[ROUND 3]

[TURN] Parry the Mule

seyfert (Vee Barlett): wait

seyfert (Vee Barlett): con check?

GM: Yes Con check for Vee

mharmon1 (Jericho): This has got to be one of the "busiest" damn islands I have ever seen in my life

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I love this game. every day. so much.

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 16) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 18]

GM: LOVE you too TMO

seyfert (Vee Barlett): welp good luck!

Shislif (Parry the Mule): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): or yell louder?

Shislif (Parry the Mule): what would that have done if it was successful?

GM: Parry saves the day

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Vee would wake up

mharmon1 (Jericho): What dissapointing is that we even did our best to opitimze for you know, surviving, but we seem to be having some trouble with that

seyfert (Vee Barlett): but it failed so she's still asleep

Parry the Mule: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack #1) [at Goblin (Sadistic chortle)] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 6 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oh my god

Parry the Mule: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack #1) [at Goblin (Sadistic chortle)] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 6 ] [AC: 9 ] [MISS]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): want to know why I usually play clever characters, who scheme and plan rather than swing swords? That right there is why...

Shislif (Parry the Mule): doh

[TURN] Jericho

[TURN] Goblin (Sadistic chortle)

mharmon1 (Jericho): You know TMO, maybe I SHOULD be a fighter...our roles are just so...better lol

Goblin (Sadistic chortle): [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Lirtimya] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 10 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

mharmon1 (Jericho): Skip Me please. I'll open up the CT

[TURN] Goblin (Fanciful reckless legwork)

Goblin (Fanciful reckless legwork): [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 1]

Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 19 vs. 8 ] [AC: 19 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

[TURN] Goblin

Shislif (Parry the Mule): nice

Goblin: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 18]

Attack [18] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Parry the Mule] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 7 ] [AC: 2 ] [HIT]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): that's why you don't use fancy legwork

Shislif (Parry the Mule): ouch

Goblin: [DAMAGE (M)] Attack [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d6=1)] [d6 = 1]

Damage [1] -> [to Parry the Mule]

[TURN] Lirtimya

Parry the Mule: neighhhhhh!!!!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oh, did parry run away?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Time to burn a couple goblins

mharmon1 (Jericho): If so, poor guy

Vee Barlett: Parry is kicking ass

Shislif (Parry the Mule): he's still fighting

wyjyoon (Temperance): He's still there next to the wooden log makeshift bridge

mharmon1 (Jericho): OH! Sorry, his token shrank a bit. My bad

wyjyoon (Temperance): She*

mharmon1 (Jericho): TY

wyjyoon (Temperance): No worries! It's hard to see with the scratch marks

GM: LOL with Wendy

mharmon1 (Jericho): Yeah, seems to be a common occurance lately :D

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Things are happening and i don't know why

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Okay fixed that

GM: That is a quote from the She* downward

Jericho: Because encounters like rain sleet and snow are like the postmen and postwomen, they will come for you

mharmon1 (Jericho): Because encounters like rain sleet and snow are like the postmen and postwomen, they will come for you

Shislif (Parry the Mule): wait so is Parry a boy or girl mule?

wyjyoon (Temperance): I think Spring said Parry was a girl?

Shislif (Parry the Mule): cool cool

GM: Letting JTom blast the two goblins before moving forward

Shislif (Parry the Mule): I mean a mule would scream in pain if it was hit, which could wake up someone like Vee mayhaps?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I have no idea how to select these two goblins infront of me, shoould I just drag the die over both of them seperatly?

GM: You can do that

GM: Or you can target each of them and then roll

mharmon1 (Jericho): Sure, i've done that in the pat

seyfert (Vee Barlett): will do another con check at the end

Shislif (Parry the Mule): cool

Lirtimya: Lirtimya cast a spell NOT memorized.

Lirtimya: [CAST] Burning Hands [at Goblin (Sadistic chortle)]

Lirtimya: [CAST] Burning Hands [at Goblin]

Lirtimya: Lirtimya cast a spell NOT memorized.

Lirtimya: [CAST] Burning Hands [at Goblin (Sadistic chortle)]

Lirtimya: [CAST] Burning Hands [at Goblin]

Goblin (Sadistic chortle): [SAVE] vs. Spell [d20 = 6]

Save [6] [Target 17] -> [for Goblin (Sadistic chortle)] [vs Lirtimya] [TARGET-FAILED]

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I onlt cast it once

Goblin (Sadistic chortle): [SAVE] vs. Spell [d20 = 15]

Save [15] [Target 17] -> [for Goblin (Sadistic chortle)] [vs Lirtimya] [TARGET-FAILED]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): but ya burned them!

GM: Yes it cast once and they both failed

Lirtimya: [DAMAGE] Burning Hands [TYPE: fire (1d3+6=7)] [d3+6 = 7]

Damage [7] -> [to Goblin (Sadistic chortle)] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 5] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Damage [7] -> [to Goblin] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): niceee

Shislif (Parry the Mule): darn

[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [Cover90]

wyjyoon (Temperance): Cool beans

mharmon1 (Jericho): Cool beans indeed

Shislif (Parry the Mule): oh wait nice!

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): You mess with the sea mage you get the.. flames?

GM: LOL

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

mharmon1 (Jericho): Sure why not?

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 10]

Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Goblin (Fanciful reckless legwork)] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 6 ] [AC: 9 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

GM: She can develop a Sea Spray spell that does water damage instead of fire damage

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 5]

mharmon1 (Jericho): You would think that one would be first

[ROUND 4]

[TURN] Parry the Mule

mharmon1 (Jericho): At least, that's what Avatar the Last Airbender taught me

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so Vee is awake and can go this round yes?

mharmon1 (Jericho): (The cartoon, not that travesty of a movie)

GM: So Parry does not have one, but there is on on Rothuss still

GM: and Vee wakes up groggy from neighing

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oof, I forgot they made a movie out of that series

Vee Barlett: mumbles in annoyance

Shislif (Parry the Mule): poor M. Night

Parry the Mule: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack #1) [at Goblin (Fanciful reckless legwork)] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 6 ] [AC: 9 ] [MISS]

Shislif (Parry the Mule): 2 attacks?

GM: yes

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Great news! My attack rolls are getting better! 4, 7, 10!

Parry the Mule: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 19]

Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack #1) [at Goblin (Fanciful reckless legwork)] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 6 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]

Parry the Mule: [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d2=1)] [d2 = 1]

Damage [1] -> [to Goblin (Fanciful reckless legwork)] [STATUS: Moderate]

[TURN] Goblin (Fanciful reckless legwork)

Shislif (Parry the Mule): all done?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and yet a mule still hits better

Shislif (Parry the Mule): lol

GM: runs and DIVES into the water

GM: Rothuss gets an Attack of Opportunity

Parry the Mule: Neighhh!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): welll.... guess this means she's awake for second watch instead

Shislif (Parry the Mule): hope he doesn't get his parents to show up

Goblin (Fanciful reckless legwork): [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 16]

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Goblin (Fanciful reckless legwork)] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 6 ] [AC: 4 ] [HIT]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): finally!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh, I didn't know the goblins were juveniles

Rothuss Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Sabre [TYPE: slashing (1d6+1=4)] [d6+1 = 4]

Damage [4] -> [to Goblin (Fanciful reckless legwork)] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 1] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Oh, good to know he can hit them in the back

GM: and Rothuss gets his first kill

Shislif (Parry the Mule): oh I have no idea, just seems like a theme, guess they could call over the rest of their gang or something though

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Goblins got wrecked

Shislif (Parry the Mule): nice!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Throws confetti

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol mini

GM: as the goblin dives into the water, and THUD hits the rock

mharmon1 (Jericho): ...

mharmon1 (Jericho): wow

Vee Barlett: You wake me to show me that? I guess that's cool.

GM: and Vee stands up and walks out

Shislif (Parry the Mule): does the goblins shatter into bloody peices?

Vee Barlett: Crude, but effective.

[TURN] Vee Barlett

mharmon1 (Jericho): a red mist seeps in the water

[TURN] Parry the Mule

Parry the Mule: neigh?

Vee Barlett: Ya, you ass. Ya woke me up.

Parry the Mule: Neigh neigh

Vee Barlett: rolls eyes

Shislif (Parry the Mule): fighting over?

Rothuss Carder: Oof. Little bit of blood there, buddy. Let me see if I can do anything for you.

Vee Barlett: Whatever. Almost time for second watch I'm guessing. Hope ain't more of these in the woods.

wyjyoon (Temperance): I guess Parry the Mule appreciating Vet Healing was a foreshadowing

Shislif (Parry the Mule): oh yea

mharmon1 (Jericho): Yeah, I hope. Poor girl

GM: grins

Shislif (Parry the Mule): gotta brb real quick before 2nd wach grab some chips

Rothuss Carder: Glad you're not a goat.

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Rothuss Carder: tries to bind Parry's wounds.

Lirtimya: Well, the one goblin that, maybe lived, ran off, so hopefully no more of them

GM: That works

Rothuss Carder: You okay, Sea Witch?

Vee Barlett: If it's hurt bad enough, it'll might be too busy tendin' it's wounds to be bothersome later.

Vee Barlett: Good job, First Matey. Cleaned up good it looks like out here.

Rothuss Carder: I liked the fire from the fingers trick.

Lirtimya: I am, but these goblins sure aren't

Vee Barlett: Well if it's about that time, y'all can get some rest. Just wake Mel on the way in.

Rothuss Carder: I'll stay up. Let him sleep.

Shislif (Parry the Mule): ok back

The time is 10:00 PM

Lirtimya: Well, I'm going to sleep

Vee Barlett: That's fine, too. You can help me move my canoe in the way of the plank so ain't easy to cross it.

Vee Barlett: Sleep well, First Mate!

Lirtimya: I need my rest if I'm going to do any of that again

Rothuss Carder: Go get your beauty sleep.

Lirtimya: Walks inside and finds a place to sleep

Rothuss Carder: sheathes his saber and grabs one end of the boat.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (Mel offered so Roth could get a spell back but up to you. With those rolls, not sure it'll be much difference than someone who can't fight ;) )

Vee Barlett: grabs other end and drags it in place

Shislif (Parry the Mule): yea Mel don't mind

seyfert (Vee Barlett): tmo?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): ?

Shislif (Parry the Mule): but you gotta wake him up or else he'll sleep through

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I posted that he grabbed his end of the boat. did I miss something?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): the reason Mel offered and making sure you are still good with staying up. last chance for decision

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): no, I'll stay up. Mel was badly hurt.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): sorry, I did miss the ooc convo, paying attention to the boat part

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ok

Vee Barlett: So Rothuss. What kinda afterlife would you want?

GM: Wonders what Parry would answer

Rothuss Carder: Uhh... I don't know. Never really thought about it. Wine, women, and song? That's traditional, isn't it?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): can talk to him yet unless I got a massive XP bonus. like... multiple levels :P

Vee Barlett: Nah, all different sorts.

Rothuss Carder: I mean, I know the myths and stories.

Rothuss Carder: But never spent any time thinking about it for myself. I'm not going to die for a long time.

Vee Barlett: Right now, I just wanna sail. But I'd also wanna be where my family is at. Might change in a few year, yeah?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Does Parry know there is an afterlife?

GM: Shoe leather?

Vee Barlett: Not sayin' you will. Think of it more of a... what's yer idea of paradise?

Vee Barlett: Without considerin' the death part.

Vee Barlett: Or if ya could have anything at all right now, no hold backs, what woudl it be?

Rothuss Carder: Doing what I want to, when I want to.

Shislif (Parry the Mule): Parry only lives in the moment

Vee Barlett: But what is that?

Vee Barlett: Wine, women, and singing?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Parry of the Present

Shislif (Parry the Mule): lol

Vee Barlett: On an island? Sea? Desert? Would ya wanna meet anything or anyone?

Rothuss Carder: Anything at all. Those are fine, but unlimited amounts of them would be boring.

Vee Barlett: Would yer family be there?

Vee Barlett: Yer still too broad.

Rothuss Carder: See? You do it too. "What do you want?" "No, not that answer, give me a better one."

Vee Barlett: What ya want when ya want ain't a concrete answer. It ain't tell me anything at all about you or what you cherish except a lack of structure. Don't tell me if you love yer family or friends, if ya like water or sea, if you care about rum more than wine. It's a cheap answer.

Rothuss Carder: holds up a hand between them.

Vee Barlett: Everyone wants to do what they want whenever they want, but more to it than that.

Rothuss Carder: Hold on, let's not start a fight over this. Yet.

Vee Barlett: Ain't a fight. Just pointin' out why yer wrong.

GM: hah

Rothuss Carder: if you want a specific answer, let's start with a specific question.

Vee Barlett: rolls eyes

Rothuss Carder: You asked me what I want, and I said anything.

Vee Barlett: Most people also don't need specifics. You hang around goats too much.

Rothuss Carder: then you started going off into family, friends, sea, land, and so on

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

GM: are goats specific

Rothuss Carder: Ask a generic question, get a generic answer. The answer to your generic question of what I want, is I want to do whatever I want.

Vee Barlett: I'm askin' what yer version of paradise is. You gave a phase, nothing to visualize. Yer a storyteller, ain't ya? So you should understand that.

Rothuss Carder: Ah, okay. A story I can do.

Vee Barlett: Yer the one choosin' to interpret it wrong.

Rothuss Carder: exhales slowly

Vee Barlett: Goblins dead so I suppose I can listen to one of them longer winded one if yer inclined.

Rothuss Carder: draws his saber and sets it next to him on the ground to grab quickly if necessary.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): great, don't have any pre-written...

GM: smiles

seyfert (Vee Barlett): YAY forced improv!!!

mharmon1 (Jericho): Yay Chat GPT!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): no, bad michael

Shislif (Parry the Mule): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): I can think of ghost stories my family back home used to tell me all the time, but not sure that would help

seyfert (Vee Barlett): if TMO forced me to math, I will force him to creative

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

Rothuss Carder: Alright. So, set the scene for you. Shepherd, up in the mountains. Alone for days at a time, with nothing but his flock as they graze the grass.

mharmon1 (Jericho): I will never use Chat GPT in chat unless I desperately need help writing a song or something

Vee Barlett: Mmkay. Listenin'

Rothuss Carder: No one to talk to, nothing to do but keep the sheep in sight and fix them when they get stuck in bushes or rocks. Sheep are nearly as dumb as goats.

Rothuss Carder: Bored out of his ever-lovin' mind.

Vee Barlett: Can I eat them? Or is that not what shepards do?

Rothuss Carder: Nope. Sheep are for herding and letting wool grow. You only kill them when they're too old.

Vee Barlett: Darn. Go on.

Rothuss Carder: But one day, a sheep falls into a small crevasse. He'd never seen it before. And at the bottom, under a bush, a small clay pot with a wax stopper.

Vee Barlett: nods slowly

User has gone AFK. (JtomTMO)

Rothuss Carder: He pulls the stopper... WOOSSHHHH... a gray cloud starts billowing forth, all around him.

Vee Barlett: actually shows interest now

Rothuss Carder: It clears up, and a Jinn is standing there. "Thank you for freeing me, Master. I can grant you three wishes."

Rothuss Carder: So, if it were you, Vee, what would you wish for?

Vee Barlett: Oooh turnin' the question one me, yeah? Hmm lemme think...

GM: The sheep pulls the stopper? or the shepherd?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): *puts the stopper in Bob*

GM: LOL

Vee Barlett: If I had to choose, today, I'd wanna be Mistress of the Seas. If that's too broad, we can work out the details. Then, I'd want to wish for my family's success 'cause I always want that. Er, my dads and brothers. Not them other relates. And third, hmm...

seyfert (Vee Barlett): *brother

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (she only has one she considers a brother)

GM: too late now there is another

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (don't matter, she doesn't count anyone but Leo as her brother)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (anyone else has to work their way up to that recognition)

Vee Barlett: And third... hmmm.... if Mistress of the Seas don't give me a good ship, well, I want a good ship. And if it does, I guess I wanna be REALLY good at stabbin' things that bother me.

wyjyoon (Temperance): But isn't she already good at that

wyjyoon (Temperance): Stabbing things that bother her, I mean

Vee Barlett: Ain't my final answer, but works for now given you ain't a jinn.

GM: Having things bother her? yeap

Rothuss Carder: grins

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (lol)

Rothuss Carder: Are you sure?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol

Vee Barlett: Yer the dumbest one I've met yet if so.

Rothuss Carder: Such sweet words you grace me with.

Vee Barlett: But yeah, I'm good with them answers.

GM: how many have you met?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (lol shhhh)

Vee Barlett: Wait wait.

Rothuss Carder: pauses just before speaking

Vee Barlett: Is Mistress of the Seas or Queen of the Seas a better title? I wanna master them. Hmm.

Vee Barlett: Sorry, sorry. I'll ponder that later. Go on.

Rothuss Carder: graciously acknowledges her permission to continue with a nod.

Vee Barlett: grins

GM: a SeaDom

Vee Barlett: OH! Goddess. Duh. Anyways.

Rothuss Carder: So this shepherd, he's lonely, bored, and poor. So he wishes for companionship. Many people. He wishes for money. Lots of gold. And he wishes for importance. A job that will give him respect.

Vee Barlett: Mm, yeah, those a good I suppose.

Vee Barlett: A bit generic but ain't my story.

Rothuss Carder: The Jinn bows his head and says, "Thy will be done, Master." And vanishes. And the shepherd falls instantly asleep.

Rothuss Carder: I mean, I could have used your wishes if you wanted.

Shislif (Parry the Mule): hmm Lonely shepherd around a bunch of sheep, don't like where this is going...

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Vee Barlett: Nah. Don't make sense for a shepard to wish for those things but go on.

mharmon1 (Jericho): Hey all, just a kindly reminder that I must leave in about 10 minutes :) As much as I love you all, I do have a cutoff there :)

GM: We will pick up next week with the third watch

Rothuss Carder: He wakes up the next morning in a huge bed, soft as the clouds. Softer even than the fleece from his flock. There's girls all around him, sound asleep, like there was a massive party.

GM: you can wake up and see if anyone survived

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): am I taking ALL the time? :D

GM: Rothus' story is still going

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (is thid going tobe a monkeypaw??)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (Keep going! This is the encounter!)

Rothuss Carder: I can make the long story short if you want

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (it's seeing if Vee survives the story and/or if Rothuss survivs Vee)

mharmon1 (Jericho): HAH!

Vee Barlett: Nah, ain't doing much else right now. Go as you want. We got a campfire for a reason, yeah?

Parry the Mule: neigh neigh

Vee Barlett: Huh, even the mule is listenin' in apparently.

Rothuss Carder: It turns out he's the local lord. He's being hounded every day with people asking him for things. He can't hardly ever get any time to himself where someone isn't asking for something.

Vee Barlett: Got his position from a jinn?

Rothuss Carder: All those girls around him? Totally brainless. Always yakking away at things he has no interest in. So much so that he can't even hear himself think.

Rothuss Carder: And yeah, he's rich, but the only thing to spend it on is his castle, and it's already bigger than he needs.

Vee Barlett: laughs

Vee Barlett: Sounds like them idiots who go to Pa.

Vee Barlett: At least he has better things to invest in even if he's able to get whoever he wants.

Rothuss Carder: He's traded one hell for another.

Parry the Mule: neigh... neigh

Parry the Mule: farts

Vee Barlett: If he were smart, he'd take them riches and set himself up on another island, live a quieter life and spend that money on good wine or somethin' but just enough that no one knows he's rich.

Rothuss Carder: At least, that's the way *I* view the story. Everybody sees their own tale in it. Everybody gets something different from a story.

Rothuss Carder: That's why I like them

Vee Barlett: It's an interestin' one, I suppose. But what would yer three wishes be?

Rothuss Carder: That's a good question. One I don't have an answer for yet.

Rothuss Carder: grins.

Rothuss Carder: The Jinn never put a time limit on it, see?

Vee Barlett: 'Cause that story means yer gonna think too hard about it.

GM: nice

Vee Barlett: Sure. That's why when ya make deals, you be careful thinkin' them through first, but what's the fun of that for a story and learnin' about others?

Rothuss Carder: leans back against the wall.

Vee Barlett: I mean, if we came across one now, and we had a time limit, it's an easy answer, yeah?

mharmon1 (Jericho): And with that my friends, much hugs, and looking forward to next week :)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (night)

GM: have a great night

wyjyoon (Temperance): Goodnight Michael!

Shislif (Parry the Mule): night!

mharmon1 (Jericho): Don't have too much work Carissa, take some time for yourself yeah?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): g'nite!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol will try

mharmon1 (Jericho): Love ya All :)

'mharmon1' disconnected

Vee Barlett: Solve the church issue, get rich enough we ain't gotta rely on them for anyone to train, and get me a nice ship.

Shislif (Parry the Mule): take care Michael!

GM: One out of three ain't bad

Rothuss Carder: Okay, so putting an imaginary time limit on my imaginary jinn granting imaginary wishes?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Vee Barlett: Yeah so ya gotta actually talk about yerself.

Rothuss Carder: starts to lean in, then leans back again and shakes his head.

Rothuss Carder: tsks a couple of times.

Rothuss Carder: I am talking about myself. You're just not listening.

Rothuss Carder: You're not hearing what you expect to hear, so you're not understanding.

Vee Barlett: Yer talkin' about yer village. And if that means yer village matters that much to ya, sure.

Vee Barlett: And how ya don't like makin' decisions.

Rothuss Carder: laughs

Vee Barlett: Fine. How about an easy one for ya? What's yer favorite color?

Rothuss Carder: Blue.

Vee Barlett: See? Easy. And a good answer.

Vee Barlett: Favorite food?

Rothuss Carder: I'm not too picky, but a good warm meat and cheese sandwich, with a bowl of stew is usually pretty darn good.

Vee Barlett: Not my choice, but I see the appeal.

Rothuss Carder: See? You ask specific questioins, you get specific answers.

Vee Barlett: Last one then. How are ya doin' with that navy lady? Just a booty call or somethin' more?

Vee Barlett: rolls eyes

Vee Barlett: 'Cause it's harder for ya to wiggle out of it by pretendin' ya don't understand the question.

Rothuss Carder: considers it.

Rothuss Carder: and ignores that last barb.

Rothuss Carder: She's fun. Pretty smart too. But if you're asking if we're going to get married and settle down, Nah.

Vee Barlett: Oh goddess no. I mean, unless yer into that, but I ain't and can't imagine that. I meant if ya might go steady or not.

Vee Barlett: Or if she's just casual fun.

Rothuss Carder: Oh, that. Doubtful. Hasn't come up, don't really expect it to.

Vee Barlett: Got it. Just makin' sure I didn't miss anythin' there/

Rothuss Carder: Nope, just keepign things simple, not making anything complicated until it needs to be.

Vee Barlett: Smart.

Rothuss Carder: picks up his saber.

Rothuss Carder: You're not Vee, you're an imposter!

Rothuss Carder: That was a compliment!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol

GM: grins

Vee Barlett: Ya might be sleep-deprived. I give 'em out, but not often. Gotta keep y'all on yer toes.

Vee Barlett: And I'm sayin' the decision is smart, not you.

Vee Barlett: grins

Rothuss Carder: Okay, that sounds more like you.

Vee Barlett: laughs

Rothuss Carder: puts the saber back down.

Vee Barlett: Think it's almost time for next watch? Hopin' we kept them goblins away.

GM: I would say yes

Rothuss Carder: Hope so. I've been kinda caught up storytelling and not watching.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (lol yes because I feel bad for us dominating but also it was a good watch)

GM: I will say that you have sucessfully completed the second watch

GM: yes it was

Vee Barlett: We're mostly safe here so I wasn't too worried

wyjyoon (Temperance): It was a good story

Vee Barlett: Hope next watch does as well.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (HINT HINT)

Vee Barlett: yawns

GM: and we start with the third watch, and everyone gets reminded of how spell casters memorize spells, etc

Vee Barlett: 'Cause I need sleep.

GM: with your two Priests starting that off

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (because I won't be here early enough to help with third watch but now you see how to talk your way out of it...)

GM: be mean to one of your party members and make them talk

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yup

wyjyoon (Temperance): Not much of a talker, but I'll try

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I suppose you can be nice and get them to talk, too, but that was last campaign

GM: It will be a LOT of fun

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): the thing with Rothuss' stories is that actually saying those words out loud would take all of 60 seconds. that is *not* a long story. But put it in here and it feels like a 17 chapter book.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

GM: Jericho and Temperance teaching Levi about the church

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Levi talks. Just ask him lots of questions

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Jericho, too.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I mean, count up how many sentences I typed as part of that story and it can't have been more than 20.

wyjyoon (Temperance): OOC-wise I haven't decided which Church Temperance even comes from lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): She comes from A Church

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Temperance can just deflect answers by asking any questions! Any question. Any.

wyjyoon (Temperance): But yeah, they both seem like they talk a lot, so I'll just ask questions

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): The Holy Church of the Undecided

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): Either that or Temperance will be the third wheel

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lmao

GM: yes that is a very interesting idea Levi, I wonder what that is? that thing over your shoulder, that thing that is MOVING TOWARDS US!!!!!!!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Nah, you just have to ask Levi to rate the guys in his life or something

GM: But also next week heading back into the caves

wyjyoon (Temperance): I- do I want to know

GM: so everyone can get ready for that too

seyfert (Vee Barlett): good luck y'all!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I'm already ready

GM: How do I know?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol I want to know too now that I typed that

GM: if he really loves me

seyfert (Vee Barlett): depends how often he has to repeat himself :P

seyfert (Vee Barlett): or how many times you sing

GM: I say a prayer with every heart beat

seyfert (Vee Barlett): 1/10

GM: grins

seyfert: so guess this is where I say goodnight?

GM: have a great night everyone

seyfert: cool, night all!

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wyjyoon: Good night! Nice story TMO lol

Shislif (Parry the Mule): night everybody!

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Goodnight!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): g'nite!

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[100 XP] -> Temperance

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): that was Me Desperately Racking My Brains For A Topic

[100 XP] -> MeLange

[100 XP] -> Levi Reed

[100 XP] -> Vee Barlett

[100 XP] -> Rothuss Carder

[100 XP] -> Jericho

wyjyoon: When there is will, there is way

[100 XP] -> Lirtimya

wyjyoon: At least, someone sometime told me

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Winging It: The Story

[65 XP] -> Vee Barlett

[65 XP] -> Rothuss Carder

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Master TMO: tis funny how much Vee Does Not Get Rothuss.

GM: grins

GM: Is why it is a good group of characters

Master TMO: Yeah, I need to talk to you about these dice

GM: Good Players, and Good Characters

Master TMO: I NEED DOUBLE DIGIT ROLLS PLEASE

GM: They are physics based, so use your math... ;)

Master TMO: well, their physics SUCKS

GM: Seriously the rolls do depend on how hard you toss them, where, and how

GM: [2d10 = 7]

GM: [2d10 = 11]

GM: [2d10 = 5]

GM: see

GM: [d20 = 5]

Master TMO: the mechanics matters not, if the results are all failures.

Master TMO: :P

GM: [d20 = 12]

GM: [20d4 = 49]

Master TMO: Smelting the dice down, forging new ones, and giving them a test roll! [10d4+10d6+10d8+10d10+10d12+10d20 = 294]

Master TMO: maybe that'll help for next week

GM: That does look like a regular distibution

Master TMO: it's just one of my frustrations. I can talk a good game, but have terrible dice luck.

GM: Talking is important

Master TMO: so is hitting goblins. :D

GM: also by the way for the other game if you have your notes on your cargo great, if not you can just roll up what ever misc thing that happens for you to seel there

GM: sell

Master TMO: I couldn't find the cargo list I did, but I think my money total was changed in game

Master TMO: the cargo list *might* be in FG, actually.

GM: Not worried about the money, just the flavor part

GM: I can check that tomorrow too when I do this chat

GM: workign the Florida Panthers game tomorrow

Master TMO: it might be in the logs. let me look.

Master TMO: sorry for your loss

GM: HAH

GM: it is the NJ Devils down here

Master TMO: well, have fun

Master TMO: I'll go check space and see if the cargo is there

GM: you too

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