Chat Log List - 2024 01 12 - Mushroom Man - Formatted - Story
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'wyjyoon' connected
BOB Hello there Wendy
wyjyoon: Hello!
wyjyoon: My wifi connection has been a little wonky so I logged in a little early
BOB excellent
'Michael' connected
BOB and now Michael is here
'Carissa' connected
Michael: Hello hello!
BOB and now we see Carissa
Michael: Hah!
Michael: So why exactly are we building the raft carissa? Or floating platform? Was it because we broke the bridge? I was kinda confused on that part.
Michael: I also saw we never did figure out the Mushroom dude's deal
BOB By the end of the night we will be back into the caves just to make Michael happy
BOB Grins
Michael: Uh no, we wont
Michael: I will find a way to collapse that cave before we go back inside it
Michael: Or, if we do, I'm in the FAR Rear of the column
Michael: Strictly fighters up front
Picture
Carissa: (sorry keep thinking I'm done working but not yet, give me another few minutes)
Michael: That's not funny bob
Michael: lol
Carissa: (also hello)
Michael: Hey Carissa! And no worries.
User has gone AFK. (Carissa)
Michael: That is a terrible picture. I hate it
BOB smiles
BOB Also Wendy is here too Michael, she beat you in
Michael: Did she really? Wow
Michael: Well, I was only five sharp
BOB zero bonus for being first, you hear that Carissa?
Michael: Also bob, this is strictuly for you. Although it's funny all around: (LINK)
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HqLysSnnlQ">(LINK)</a>
Michael: I just thought so much about you while watching
BOB Will check in a bit
Michael: No worries :)
'wyjyoon' disconnected
'wyjyoon' connected
'Lemon' connected
BOB Hello Lemon
Lemon (Levi Reed): Hello friends!
wyjyoon (Temperance): Hello!
BOB How is the year starting for you?
'TMO' connected
BOB and now TMO is here!
Lemon (Levi Reed): Good so far, but the good ol' covid is going around at school so... only a matter of time
BOB OUCH
Michael: Oh my god, sorry Lemon! Also OMG, bob kill the deck window plugin, I will bribe you with whatever the hell you want
BOB LOL
BOB I can do that the next time I restart
BOB and then we will add it again when you are back in town and want to gamble
Michael: Thank GOD, I effing hate how much screen real estate this UNCLOSEABLE window has on my screen!
BOB and take people's money
Levi Reed: I mean, I'm fine so far, but I did start to get a headache this afternoon, but that's normal for a Friday afternoon, so...
Lemon (Levi Reed): ooc
Michael: Oh man, I don't even know it it's worth it :(
BOB All I do is click on it again
Lemon (Levi Reed): same
Michael: Right, I can kinda move it around, but cant CLOSE it
BOB When I click on it it closes
Lemon (Levi Reed): Post a screenshot?
Michael: Like, where are you clicking? And yep, will do
Lemon (Levi Reed): Include all the buttons this time, last time you cut things off
Michael: There yah go :)
Lemon (Levi Reed): where are your "menu records book hand" buttons?
Michael: Hold on, I'll chagne back the original view
Michael: Here you go :)
Levi Reed: Ok now click where it says "hand"
Lemon (Levi Reed): ooc
Lemon (Levi Reed): That's what makes the window go away for me
Michael: Clickin on hand does literally nothing for me. Like, nothing except blink that I click on it
Michael: It never has done anything else...
Vee Barlett discarded their hand
Lemon (Levi Reed): That's all I got
Lemon (Levi Reed): lol
Lemon (Levi Reed): That works for me every time
Vee Barlett discarded their hand
Michael: Then...yeah, this is a bug. I've got the latest version and an insanely good computer (for tihs at least). It aint doing anything
Vee Barlett discarded their hand
Michael: Hell, I can't even discard my hand
Michael: Like, it does nothing.
Lemon (Levi Reed): I've uploaded a diagram in case I wasn't clear
BOB excellent diagram skills
Lemon (Levi Reed): Thank you, I thought so
BOB TMO are we going to see JTom tonight?
Michael (Jericho): Fixed it. As soon as I grabbed Jericho, it dissapeared. Whatever
Lemon (Levi Reed): My husband just asked me what our address is.
BOB LOL
TMO (Rothuss Carder): yes, I poked him
BOB and yes to Michael you have to have a Character Selected for many things
Lemon (Levi Reed): He... just asked me again
Vee Barlett: OK! I think I'm here. Probably.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (ooc me)
'JtomTMO' connected
Jericho: He does'nt know your address?
Michael (Jericho): He does'nt know your address?
Michael (Jericho): Does he...knwo your phone number?
Lemon (Levi Reed): Apparently not?
BOB Excellent JTom!
Michael (Jericho): How about his social?
Michael (Jericho): Hey JTom!
Temperance: But... you guys still live in the same place, right?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Early onset dementia...?
Lemon (Levi Reed): Oh god no, that's what phones are for. They keep all the info for you so you don't have to know anything.
Lemon (Levi Reed): Lol, yes, we live in the same place as far as I know
Michael (Jericho): Hey no, Early onset dementia is no joke, i'd rather die
Lemon (Levi Reed): Well, if you get it, you will, so
Michael (Jericho): Hopefully PDQ
Lemon (Levi Reed): That I can't guarantee
Michael (Jericho): Well you see, If you just grab a really big rock...
Lemon (Levi Reed): I love you but I'm not going to prison for you, sorry
Michael (Jericho): LOL
BOB So this is who we have for the night until late when Sharif logs in, unlikely that Spring or Ryan will be in
BOB Thank you everyone for starting off a fun new year
BOB You did manage to avoid the mid morning and mid day encounter rolls
The time is 12:30 PM
The time is 1:30 PM
TMO (Rothuss Carder): we talked!
BOB and the afternoon is settling in
Carissa (Vee Barlett): apparently not enough....
User has gone AFK. (JtomTMO)
Michael (Jericho): Yeah, the blood spatter kinda gives it away :)
BOB You did avoid two of the 6 rolls
BOB that is not bad
Carissa (Vee Barlett): and Vee is making a raft because she can, Michael, to answer that question.
Michael (Jericho): Wait really? Is that just because we have the time to burn at the mometn?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): also I'm on laptop tonight because might as well get used to it and it's VERY zoomed in and that could be a problem...
Michael (Jericho): I mean, no jugement, just asking
Carissa (Vee Barlett): sitting around idly is neither her nor my preference
Michael (Jericho): Do you need to adjust the interface to zoom out? I think I have that chat code around here somewhere...
BOB It is a pinned message in Discord
Carissa (Vee Barlett): ugh I'll look, I have Discord on phone but try not to do both when I am on laptop
BOB I can get it for you
BOB Type /scaleui x (where x = a value between 50 and 200 - 400 on a mac with a fancy monitor) into the chat line and press return.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): oh sorry, I should clarify
Carissa (Vee Barlett): the MAP is very zoomed in, not the scale so not that code
Carissa (Vee Barlett): I don't know how to zoom out on a map with a touchscreen mouse. I don't have a wheel
Michael (Jericho): CTRL Pinch on Mouse Touchpad
Vee Barlett: that just draws things...
BOB Also the bottom right gold box should?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): gold box only moves map around not zoom out
Carissa (Vee Barlett): OOOH but cntrl CHANGES that box!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): got it thanks!
'Michael' disconnected
'Michael' connected
BOB Standard, Ctrl, Shift, Alt are all options for many things
BOB when in doubt right click
BOB and when you don't need encounters talk
Michael: Hm. Fantasy ground was killed. Never had that happen before
BOB it is early afternoon
Carissa (Vee Barlett): so.... we can talk now. talk
Carissa (Vee Barlett): those of you who didn't talk enough earlier, talkk
Levi Reed: I'm getting very tired of this branch
Vee Barlett: Chop it off.
Levi Reed: We tried that
BOB Shake it off
Rothuss Carder: takes a break from his training.
Vee Barlett: Burn it off.
BOB Burning down the house
Levi Reed: And burn my gorgeous skin? Not worth the risk
Levi Reed: How dare you
BOB bad wine could work
BOB but who has bad wine around?
Temperance: Wait for it to dehydrate?
BOB Let it rain down on me
Michael (Jericho): So...Vee...what are you going to do with that Raft? Are you going to circle the moat like the lazy river?
BOB Jungle Cruise
Lemon (Levi Reed): Lol, that could be fun
Michael (Jericho): Well...it would just be a circle around the mini island lol
Lemon (Levi Reed): Yes
wyjyoon (Temperance): Reminds me of gondolas a little
Lemon (Levi Reed): That's what lazy rivers are lol
TMO (Rothuss Carder): bbs - going to go pick up the din-dins for the fambly
BOB When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
User has gone AFK. (TMO)
BOB JTom you are supposed to be picking up dinner
Vee Barlett: Find someone with a steady hand to cut it off.
BOB Take the keys from him
Lemon (Levi Reed): Honestly, Lirt might be more useful than Rothuss, can we please not kick him out?
BOB Vee needs a man with a slow hand
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Not at the moment unfortunatly
Carissa (Vee Barlett): She don't need no man
BOB grins
Jericho: What kind of Raft are you going to make Vee? Do you have a style in mind?
Jericho: I'm not good with those types of things, but am interested
Carissa (Vee Barlett): I'm making a canoe. Ain't it obvious? And while I'm doing that, y'all need to figure out what you're doin' tomorrow.
Vee Barlett: I'm making a canoe. Ain't it obvious? And while I'm doing that, y'all need to figure out what you're doin' tomorrow.
Levi Reed: I thought we figured it out. You kind of decided we're going back in
Vee Barlett: And the rest of today. Idle hands are empty hands as Dad would say.
Vee Barlett: And empty hand ain't worth shit.
Jericho: Yeah, not without a gods dammed rope tied off
Levi Reed: I'm nearly dead, I'm not doing anything today
-> Temperance: You could ask Lirt about things she is the quietest but closest to your type of skill set
Jericho: And no offense, but if you expect me to be great at combat, I think we havne't known each other too well
Jericho: Sighs
BOB I have a full house
Levi Reed: Is there a way we can wedge that door open so the waterfall doesn't turn back on?
Vee Barlett: You got brains to use. Help think of other ways to tackle the cave and keep us safe tonight.
Vee Barlett: See? Brains. Probably so.
Jericho: Uh, I don't think I'll be keeping much of anyone safe, but I don't mind keeping a lookout, of course
Jericho: And I'm just saying. Yall are out here for me, and I'm too much a pussy to do much more then keep us from dying from Mushroom people and stuff
Lemon (Levi Reed): Keeping us from dying is enough, please do that
Jericho: I don't mind holding a torch, but gods damn. I need to be out of the way of fighters when theirs knife work needs doing
Lemon (Levi Reed): I don't know if that was supposed to be ic or not lol. Brain won't brain
Temperance: I'll see what I can do! I'm taking things slowly in terms of conversation, since I'm just winging a lot of things. I want to think about the questions before I ask.
-> Temperance: grins, just wing it
Jericho: I hate caves. We need to figure out a way to just keep me out of the way as much as possible. And of course, you all deserve a greater share of the loot for the danger
Jericho: Shrugs
Levi Reed: Anyone know stuff about mechanical contraptions?
Jericho: Er...like...ship Ballistae and stuff?
Jericho: What kind of contraptions?
Jericho: Interested
Levi Reed: The only loot is probably going to be paying off your debt, man
Temperance: Yes, because winging it served me quite well during that Shambling Monster encounter : )
-> Temperance: LOVE
Levi Reed: I mean, it's fine, I signed up for this, but I expect we got lucky with that plant monster hoard
Jericho: Hey, I'll do anything I can to help you guys in return. I'm sure I can help sometime.
Jericho: I remember my friends
Levi Reed: But no, I meant contraptions like that waterfall shutter offer
Jericho: Shakes head. That hoard is all yours. I just kept you from croaking, you and melange did the ahem...stabby stabby
BOB "I remember my friends" Ok so tell me their names, just how many friends do you have?
Levi Reed: Some way to stick it open so we have a way out if we need
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (sorry was work texting)
Temperance: : ) I'll see what I can do about engaging in conversation more, I promise I'm trying < 3
Michael (Jericho): If it's in this game, all of you. I don't have that many outside, so I can name them off if you want...
BOB Love you too Michael
Michael (Jericho): Hey, I know I get frustrated, but this game kept me going for almost a decade. I take that very seriously
BOB HUGS
Vee Barlett: We get ropes for easier way out, get the contraption jammed for easy way up, and....?
BOB We have a couple more to go at least
Michael (Jericho): lol
Michael (Jericho): then you'll become a lich?
Michael (Jericho): Ultimate POWER
BOB become?
Michael (Jericho): LOL
Lemon (Levi Reed): And put MeLange up front... if his stomach can handle it
Levi Reed: And put MeLange up front... if his stomach can handle it
Lemon (Levi Reed): Guys, I'm going to take a short break to take my temperature and maybe a covid test. brb.
User has gone AFK. (Lemon)
Jericho: Ropes, yes. I wonder if we can actually purchase a couple rope ladders for easy climbing. I such at this type of thing
BOB ouch
Michael (Jericho): Poor lemon :(
BOB No stores in the jungle
Michael (Jericho): (You know what I mean lol)
Michael (Jericho): (When we get a chance)
Michael (Jericho): (This isn't the woolsworth)
Vee Barlett: Purchase where?
Jericho: Shrugs
Jericho: Well, it aint here
Jericho: When we are...back in civilization?
Michael (Jericho): (LINK)
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zndUfV1i1Co">(LINK)</a>
BOB What is Jericho's plan when you go back in?
BOB Not liking the caves, he should have a plan for how to deal with it
Vee Barlett: Why would we go back to civilization?
Jericho: To stay the hell out of the way, have a rope tied off, and have my spells back for emergency healing. Seriously, I helped keep Levi alive, but it would have been MUCH better if we could have had all fighters swarming the damn thing
Michael (Jericho): (LINK)
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zndUfV1i1Co">(LINK)</a>
Michael (Jericho): To stay the hell out of the way, have a rope tied off, and have my spells back for emergency healing. Seriously, I helped keep Levi alive, but it would have been MUCH better if we could have had all fighters swarming the damn thin
Michael (Jericho): good lord
Jericho: Sigh. Not now Vee, but we seem to be attracted to caves, and be "we" i mean we somehow end up in them. I need to be better prepared. I'm not a peak physical specimen like Shanky McGee over there, (Points at Levi and Rothuss)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): that's not a plan, that's relying on others to do the planning
Vee Barlett: You got brains, yeah? Use 'em.
Michael (Jericho): (No seriously, that IS a plan. I'm suggesting things like ropes right now!)
Vee Barlett: If physical strength was all ya needed to get through this world, it'd look much different than it currently does.
BOB Ideal for next time but this time....
Carissa (Vee Barlett): we have two ropes
Michael (Jericho): (I was gonna say!)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): or three? I don't remember if melange has one
Michael (Jericho): (I got blue faced for a second!)
User has gone AFK. (JtomTMO)
Jericho: So, we know there was a fork in the path
Jericho: Talk this through with me
Jericho: We'll scrum our way through this
BOB We have to get this Fox, this Chicken and the Grain across the river, you can only carry one at a time how do you do it?
Michael (Jericho): F OFF BOB
Michael (Jericho): LOL
Michael (Jericho): This isn't the LSAT
Jericho: So, we enter the cave right?
Michael (Jericho): Wiats for acknowledgement
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (feel free to ask others, too since they are all quiet)
Michael (Jericho): (That's why I'm trying to engage people :P)
Michael (Jericho): Give me some credit here lol
Jericho: ..........
Jericho: So
Jericho: After that
Jericho: We reach a waterfall yes?
Jericho: I say, we ensure to have a secure rope tied off for a quick gettaway if we need
Jericho: We know that turning the waterfall off is a good thing
Jericho: We would like to see if we can KEEP it off right?
Jericho: Waits for contradictions
Vee Barlett: Ya
Jericho: Nods
Temperance: I think we discussed something about jamming it earlier
Jericho: IF we can keep it off, less issues with rope
Jericho: Nods
Jericho: Exactly
Jericho: We all reach the bottom
Jericho: I will light a torch
Vee Barlett: And how ya want to explore the rest of the cave? If we run into another one 'em things? Tight-line? Send Levi in first? Or...?
Jericho: Hold that though
Vee Barlett: 'Cause unless ya got an alternative that's viable, we goin' back in.
Levi Reed: Ok, you've sucessfully gotten us through everything we already discussed... but what's next?
Jericho: Sigh
TMO (Rothuss Carder): (just to catch up from my afk, we've lost the glue plants? or is this just planning for tomorrow?)
Jericho: Thank you Levi, I'm reiterating
Levi Reed: You all know my vote was to go back to town, but Vee vee-toed it so...
Jericho: hesitates
Jericho: you do?
wyjyoon (Temperance): This is just planning for tomorrow, I think!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (lol)
BOB Planning for tomorrow
TMO (Rothuss Carder): ty
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (although how we get through the night might also matter later)
wyjyoon (Temperance): Last I saw it was sometime afternoon
Michael (Jericho): (And keeping encounters from nailing us)
Michael (Jericho): (Literally)
Jericho: Now
Jericho: When we reah the bottom, we have the first fork
Jericho: Right and Left
Jericho: When we went right, we hit the baby and massacred it
Lemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, I can't do anything physical or skills right now, and I've never been in this position before, so any guidance on what to do overnight will be gratefully accepted
Levi Reed: It wasn't a baby
Levi Reed: I meant it wasn't full grown but it wasn't a baby
Levi Reed: Babies are helpless
Levi Reed: This thing was a monster
Michael (Jericho): (We talk our hearts out. Bob counts it as "encounter free" to some extent. It requires legitimate work, which is why I think he allows it)
Jericho: Nods
Image: Cave on the path up to the church
Jericho: Fair enough
Jericho: I'm not an expert on animal physiology
Jericho: So, the first question first
Lemon (Levi Reed): Ok but that's meta. Our characters probably need to have SOME kind of plan
Jericho: DO WE want to go back to that room for anything
Michael (Jericho): (Seriously guys, I'm trying my heart out to make the damn plan)
Levi Reed: I think Temperance wanted a mushroom sample
Michael (Jericho): (like...what else do you want me to do?)
Jericho: Nods
Jericho: OK
Levi Reed: And I wouldn't mind finding out if those mushrooms are sentient
Temperance: I did, but there was also something about the fungal structures and the staff
Jericho: So, with luck the way will still be clear
Jericho: We still don't know if they are poisonous spores
Jericho: I can't heal that
Jericho: Thoughts
Levi Reed: Don't get too close?
Jericho: Fair enough
Temperance: If they react to movement, should we throw something inside first?
Levi Reed: Hold your breath, no touching
Temperance: I'm not sure if they react to movement or just signs of life.
Jericho: Give me a think for just a moment on that Temperance. Just a second
Levi Reed: Classic public restroom rules
Levi Reed: Also works here
Temperance: Yes, please do take your time.
BOB LOL
Vee Barlett: You use public restrooms?
Jericho: Ponders the question related to potential mushroom harm and how to avoid it
Jericho: [SKILL] Herbalism [2] [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 7] [d20 = 19]
Levi Reed: Sometimes that tavern food causes... issues
Jericho: Hm
Jericho: Ponders
Jericho: Sigh
Jericho: Nothing off the top of my head on medicinal fungai
Jericho: Anyone have some skill with botony or herbs?
Temperance: Give me a moment, perhaps I can recall something
Jericho: I know a few for healing, but I'm having difficulty recalling...
Jericho: Nods at Temperance
Jericho: Fair enough
Temperance: [SKILL] Botany [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 11]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (still walking wounded and cannot roll)
Jericho: Any strokes of insight?
wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh, right
Vee Barlett: They hit their heads and ya want them to think?
Michael (Jericho): (wait, she can roll skill checks)
Michael (Jericho): (that's allowed)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (no)
Michael (Jericho): (Yes)
Michael (Jericho): (Bob)
BOB For Wendy from that check (LINK)
<a href="http://www.dragonslayers-society.org/pmwiki-old/pmwiki.php?n=Main.HerbaeVividum">(LINK)</a>
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (Bob has said no the past two sessions)
Michael (Jericho): (Well, iv'e rolled about six times)
BOB grins
Michael (Jericho): (Bob, need clarification on that)
Michael (Jericho): (I need that set in stone)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (you lost spells, you were not walking wounded)
BOB and everyone who is walking wounded has failed their checks
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (so you can, but the walking wounded cannot)
Michael (Jericho): (OK. So rule: Walking wounded cannot roll)
Michael (Jericho): (I'm recording this)
BOB They can roll all they want, but they always fail
BOB Hence the link for Wendy
Michael (Jericho): (OK. So how did Wendy succeed?)
Lemon (Levi Reed): sorry food came forgot to say afk brb
Carissa (Vee Barlett): she did not it just says on FG she did
BOB Did you look at that link?
BOB grins
Michael (Jericho): Yes bob. That answered a BUNCH of questions?
Michael (Jericho): That link is amazing
BOB But did it answer the question?
Michael (Jericho): YES
Michael (Jericho): They ARE sentient and INTELLIGENT
Michael (Jericho): That was a key question!
BOB Some PLANTS are
BOB Are mushrooms plants?
wyjyoon (Temperance): I think because it was a general compilation of different species, we're not sure whether the fungal structures can be included as plant life
Michael (Jericho): Was that NOT a shambling mound?
wyjyoon (Temperance): Also we need to know the name
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Mushrooms are mushrooms
BOB See Wendy has it
TMO (Rothuss Carder): mushrooms were plants until science became a thing. :)
BOB and so does JTom
BOB LOL TMO
Michael (Jericho): OK. Well, to me this answered a question, but OK I accept the issue
wyjyoon (Temperance): Sorry Michael, I forgot that Temperance was walking wounded lol
Michael (Jericho): No, I was just confused because you passed the check
Michael (Jericho): My bad
wyjyoon (Temperance): I was confused too, tbh
wyjyoon (Temperance): As I always am most of the time
BOB bows
Jericho: So
Jericho: We avoid spores if possible
Jericho: If we run into trouble, do we turn back or force through
Jericho: Yes or NO
Jericho: Non lifethreatening Trouble I should clarify
BOB damn what song is that... Yes or No... Yes or No.... hmmm have to think
Vee Barlett: What we should do is not get distracted and find a way into the church first.
Levi Reed: Well we have to force through... there doesn't seem to be another way up to the temple
Lemon (Levi Reed): "yes no maybe, I don't know, can you repeat the question? You're not the boss of me" that one?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): And depends how healed up ya can get everyone in the mornin'
Vee Barlett: And depends how healed up ya can get everyone in the mornin'
Jericho: Vee, I'm trying here. Do we think the underground leads there? If not, then why don't we try to go over? Some of us aren't too bad at climbing, we can tie a series of ropes to make it up the mound? That's why I was trying to engratiate us to the Parrots, I wanted to ask them if they maybe could view a better path from the air?
Michael (Jericho): If we cannot go over we go under! Let us pass through the Mines of Moria!
Vee Barlett: We got a cloak from outside the cave.
BOB Paradise by the Dashboard Light.... What's it goin to be boy, yes or no? WHATs it goin to be boy Yes or......
BOB Let me sleep on it
Michael (Jericho): Sigh bob. You are killing me
Lemon (Levi Reed): Our balrog is a shambling mound
Michael (Jericho): hehe
BOB Baby Baby let me sleep on it
Michael (Jericho): Might as well have been
BOB Now I can go back to Wicked
Michael (Jericho): The Adult Mound can be Sauron
Lemon (Levi Reed): Can I be Levi the White now?
Michael (Jericho): HAHAHAHA
Michael (Jericho): You've come back to us? At the turn of the tide?
TMO (Rothuss Carder): you haven't fought a balrog yet
Lemon (Levi Reed): YOU SHALL NOT PASS
Michael (Jericho): Uh no. But at our level, it might as well have been
wyjyoon (Temperance): ? Is this a Lord of the Rings reference?
TMO (Rothuss Carder): *shrieks and points at wyjyoon*
BOB Bat out of Hell Referece
Michael (Jericho): I am the Weilder of the Flame of Arnor! The Black Shadow shall not avail you Flame of ALDUIN!
Lemon (Levi Reed): yes, lord of the rings
BOB See I was right
Michael (Jericho): I'm actually putting it on right now. God I love those movies
Michael (Jericho): Anyways
Jericho: So, Vee Up or Down?
Jericho: Thoughts?
BOB Yes or No, what's it going to be Vee, Yes or No
Michael (Jericho): I promise I'm trying to get this over with without causing anyone else greivious harm
Lemon (Levi Reed): One of the rare instances when I prefer movie to book, although I think they really effed up some bits
Jericho: I promise I'm trying to get this over with without causing anyone else greivious harm
Vee Barlett: Just told ya. There's a cloak outside the cave. That should tell ya enough.
Vee Barlett: It's your church and your potential priest buddies in trouble.
Michael (Jericho): (I do pretend the hobbit movies never happened)
Michael (Jericho): (to be fair)
Jericho: Nods slowly
Jericho: So
Jericho: Let me pose another question
Lemon (Levi Reed): I never even watched past the first one, and that's definitely a different series
Vee Barlett: stares at him like it's obvious
Temperance: We'd also have to see if it'll hold our weight to climb, and since a landslide is mostly muddy earth, it... might not fare well.
Rothuss Carder: It didn't look safe to me.
The time is 2:30 PM
Jericho: When we get to the fork, on our way out I heard something BIG coming down the pathway. It's why I was trying so hard to get the hell out of there
Levi Reed: This one might not have been so much a landslide as a detonation of rocks
Vee Barlett: If ya wanna climb rocks, ya actually gotta give me a reallll good reason for it. And ya haven't yet.
Jericho: Do we want to attempt to go...left at that fork, and potentially run into something big?
Levi Reed: I think "Death by Avoiding Big Thing In Cave" is reason enough
Jericho: Or continue on the right path past the fight we had?
Jericho: Shrugs
Lemon (Levi Reed): should read "avoiding death by big thing in cave"
Lemon (Levi Reed): brain isn't braining
Jericho: I didn't want to be the one to say
BOB I think that makes a fine play Lemon
Jericho: So we know what to do for sure, when we go left. Temprence wants a sample, and we want to continue down that path as safetly as we can near the mushrooms
Levi Reed: Well, we got a glimpse of the cavern past the plant monster... looked like another mechanical gizmo
Temperance: I don't think it would hurt to explore the right side. We were curious about the effects of the staff and the identity of the... fungal structures?
Jericho: Nods
Levi Reed: Not sure if that's what we want or not though
Temperance: Hence the discussion
Levi Reed: Mostly what I'm curious about right now is Not Dying
Jericho: Looks Miserable
Jericho: I know Levi. I promise, I'll make it up to yall
Jericho: You know Vee, we should start just asking your dad for missions that don't involve the church for artifacts or something. He's shady as shit, but at least we woudn't need to deal with the church. We could trade the afrtifacts for favors
Levi Reed: I'm just saying, Vee's got a point. As much as I hate to admit it... we shouldn't dawdle in the cave. We need to move as fast as possilbe towards finding whatever we need to in there, or else go back to town and get prepared.
Jericho: Er
Jericho: No offense about calling your dad Shady as Shit
Vee Barlett: points to Levi but works on her canoe
Levi Reed: No stopping to explore unless we think it's the way to go
Jericho: Nods
Jericho: Then that's what we'll do
Jericho: Tie the ropes just to be safe
Rothuss Carder: Or if we do get attacked by something, we could move the fight to a place where more than one of us can get in there at a time.
Vee Barlett: I told ya, don't get tangled with him. I ain't lettin' him hire you. You'll regret it.
Levi Reed: So my question is... do you think the mechanical gizmo is where we want to go? Will that open another door or something, or just be another trap?
Vee Barlett: *either of the,
Michael (Jericho): Wait even your other dad? He's such a snappy dresser though!
Jericho: Wait even your other dad? He's such a snappy dresser though!
Jericho: Surely he can
Jericho: 't be THAT bad
Vee Barlett: looks at him in disbelief
Vee Barlett: Ya really don't know how it works, do ya? Ya. You definitely need to steer clear.
Jericho: Yeah, fair enough
Levi Reed: I'm sorry did you not see the glitter codpiece chastity belt that dude put on me? He's evil
Jericho: Anyways
Jericho: Snorts
BOB Glitter is Evil
Vee Barlett: glares at Levi
Temperance: furrows her eyebrows together in confusion
Vee Barlett: And still you hit on him. I ain't forgettin' that.
Temperance: So, mechanical gizmo?
Levi Reed: shrugs
Levi Reed: He's a good looking guy. I have my weaknesses same as anyone
Jericho: So. That's the plan? We tie the ropes, try to jam the mechnisim, get down to the floor, and stop just long enough to grab a sample. At that time, we rush through as quickly as possible, and if we have to fight, we try to find a place to allow our toughest fighters the most room.
Vee Barlett: You're a bonafide idiot.
Jericho: Now, let's order ourselves
Jericho: Who should be in front
Levi Reed: I think we should skip the sample
Levi Reed: Grab one on the way back
Vee Barlett: Look. I ain't sayin' New Girl ain't smart, she normally is, but ya really want to risk a sample? Unless yer a cat, that's a risk.
Temperance: Yes, the sample isn't as important as getting through
Jericho: Nods
Jericho: Done
Jericho: So, order? I can be third with a torch, that can give light, and allow me to be close enough to help
Vee Barlett: And yer forgettin' 'bout that thing that chased ya. Whatcha gonna do about that?
Jericho: Shrugs. Run away from it? Levi suggested we move quickly. Do YOU want to fight it?
Temperance: Last I remember it was at the bottom of the ladder before we climbed it, right?
Temperance: looks around for clarification
Levi Reed: No, but if it's blocking the way we need to go, we gotta do SOMETHING about it
Rothuss Carder: Nah, I got up before it came in sight
Rothuss Carder: I didn't want to hang around and give it the chance to grab a vine.
Vee Barlett: Ya gotta be prepared for it.
Jericho: Hm. I suppose I can try and blind it with magic light
Jericho: But If i'm in front, I'll die pretty damn quick
Jericho: I don't mind being in front, if we feel it would be best
Jericho: Shrugs
Vee Barlett: You need your magic to heal these folks up.
BOB What type of things can the First Matey do in the morning?
Jericho: So. Order. Thoughts?
Michael (Jericho): (Cook breakfast and look busy?)
Rothuss Carder: Steel in front, sorcery in the rear
wyjyoon (Temperance): Momentarily forgot the spheres Temperance had access to, let me review
Levi Reed: We don't even know who's stomach will let them in there
Jericho: OK. So I will be in the rear
Jericho: I will have a torch
Jericho: I't pitch black down there. We must be able to see
Jericho: If something comes up on our rear, I'll clap three times
Jericho: Fair?
Vee Barlett: Nah, he means we don't know who'll be healed enough to be up front. Or who we might want as range.
Vee Barlett: Yer jumpin' the harpoon there.
Jericho: Nods
Jericho: Right, but it really doesn' tmatter as long as we know Steel up front
Jericho: We can adjust tomorrow
Vee Barlett: shrugs and works on her canoe
Jericho: We'll grab all the ropes from the mule tomorrow
Jericho: I'll have one on me in the back
BOB So Jericho needs to sleep to regain spells, same as Temperance, Levi needs to sleep to take healing, Melange is at 1 but can take healing never went below zero
Levi Reed: Let's take a second to figure out how we're going to make it through tonight, eh? I can't fight any jaguars tonight or I'm dead
Michael (Jericho): (How can we talk and avoid encounters bob? Can you suggest?)
BOB So in the morning Jericho casts what on who?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (this is when priests really need to consider spells)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (ask about someone's life)
BOB Plan that out so you know how things
BOB yes
Michael (Jericho): In the morning, Jericho sees who has hit points
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Only Vee and Rothuss do
Jericho: Keep in mind, if I keep healing tomorrow, I'll be tapped out for spells
Carissa (Vee Barlett): although if we have a night encounter, good point
BOB That is what to talk about now
Jericho: I don't mind, but I want to be honest with you about my limitations
BOB do lots of healing in the morning? or go in at low hit points
Levi Reed: If we all die tomorrow it won't matter how many spells you have
Michael (Jericho): Yeah, that's a no on the low hit points
Jericho: Nods
Jericho: You are correct Levi
Vee Barlett: Heal the idiot who loves caves.
BOB also the trouble with schools is they all want you to learn the same lesson, I should know, I have been kicked out of them enough of them to know
Jericho: I just want to let you know that I will be...even less useless tomorrow IN the cave
Vee Barlett: Maybe he'll finally get a bright idea about them.
Rothuss Carder: And we can always go in, scout it out, and retreat if we need to.
BOB Life is more painless for the brainless
Vee Barlett: You sneaky sneak, Rothuss?
Rothuss Carder: Never tried.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (but does he have that skilll)
Jericho: It's not a bad idea. We can let our best scout run up the path a ways, and then sprint back to the rope. As long as we sit up top that first part of the waterfall, we can protect ourselves
Jericho: Would you be okay with that Rothuss?
Vee Barlett: That'd be Levi from the sounds of it.
Levi Reed: I can sneaky sneak! On a good day! With a limp from this injury though.... maybe not
Jericho: Ponders
Levi Reed: I'm willing to give it a shot though!
Jericho: Wait a second, let me thinkg about this. Keep going, but let me see if I can think of a way to help you with sneaking tomorrow? WOuld that be okay? I might have a spell....
Vee Barlett: Maybe Rothuss can sing ya a good song at least.
Levi Reed: Honorable death should at least get me into a decent afterlife
The time is 3:00 PM
Jericho: Horrified
Jericho: DOn't talk like that!
Jericho: Blushes slightly
Jericho: Er
Vee Barlett: What's a decent afterlife for you?
Vee Barlett: Lots of men?
Jericho: Sorry. That's not funny
Levi Reed: Yeah, that but also lots of rum
Jericho: I can get you lots of rum NOW!
Jericho: Well
Jericho: I mean
Jericho: Not NOW
Jericho: but SOON
Vee Barlett: Island or land as far as you can see?
Levi Reed: Free food
Levi Reed: Island is ok but a REALLY BIG ONE
Jericho: By the tiem I'm done building our business empire Levi, you will eat for free all you want
Jericho: Just don't say things like that
Vee Barlett: Always sunny? Rain? Nice breeze?
Levi Reed: The beach is ok, but once I can't stand on the bottom anymore I'm not interested
User has gone AFK. (JtomTMO)
Jericho: Looks slightly put out
Levi Reed: Mix of weather. That cozy rainy snuggle weather will be nice with all those men around
Vee Barlett: Damn, boy. You gonna get a harem of men to cuddle you, feed ya grapes and rum, and run naked on the beach durin' the day? Am I gettin' this right?
Vee Barlett: Sorry Jericho, but this is interestin' to me.
Levi Reed: I prefer mango slices to grapes, but that's about right
Vee Barlett: makes a face
Vee Barlett: Ugh. So did Ruffus. Jackass.
BOB LOVE that Carissa remembers
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (I NEVER FORGETTT for better or worse)
Vee Barlett: I'll send him to your naked man island.
Levi Reed: The guy that maybe knocked you up?
Levi Reed: No thanks
Levi Reed: Not my type
Vee Barlett: I swear to the gods, I will cut you for a joke like that.
Vee Barlett: Levi definitely goin' in first tomorrow.
Levi Reed: Please do. I would enjoy ending the suffering of this day
Jericho: So Levi...
Jericho: I have a suggestion
Vee Barlett: Nah, I think Jericho will be even more put out than this death talk if he gotta heal ya again today.
Jericho: I have a spell
Levi Reed: You wanna be in the cuddle puddle you gotta sign up with my god, sorry man
Levi Reed: oh, a spell, ok, nevermind, go ahead
Vee Barlett: I also have many suggestion, but I ain't thinkin' it's helpful right now...
Jericho: Sideeyes Levi
Jericho: Right
Jericho: So
Vee Barlett: What if the spell is to make the puddle more cuddly?
Jericho: Do you know what "Sanctuary" does?
Jericho: Or would you like the short version
Levi Reed: It's still the afterlife, Vee. He's gotta get there to cast the spell
Vee Barlett: Hmm, good point.
Levi Reed: Now why would you think I would know your priest mumbo jumbo?
Jericho: You won't be able to attack anything if I cast it on you
Jericho: Pauses
Vee Barlett: Is that what he'd call his island? Sanctuary?
Jericho: But
Levi Reed: Nah, it needs a spicer name than that
Jericho: Hm
Jericho: One second
Levi Reed: Maybe "Rocco's Mane"
Jericho: I'm not sure how long it works
Jericho: I want to give you as much progection as possible
Vee Barlett: Jericho, you better shut your man up or I will.
Levi Reed: I'm delirious from hitting my head, you can't hold any of this against me
Vee Barlett: I absolutely can and will.
Temperance: observes the interaction with mild amusement
Michael (Jericho): Bob, it says it lasts two rounds + 1 round per level (Am I three Now) How long with Levi sneaking and jogging quietly up that path would that last him in real time?
Michael (Jericho): Gameplay question yall
Michael (Jericho): I just want to make sure I don't waste a spell
Jericho: Mumbles to himself
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (make sure sancgtuary moves with the target - I thought it was a set space only)
Levi Reed: Jericho, I know I told you to lose the stick, but I didn't mean that you should give it to Vee
Michael (Jericho): Yes, you cast it on a person themselves
BOB so 3rd level means 2 + 3 so 5 rounds
Vee Barlett: Nah, see? You just pushin' my buttons. I only got a few, but you just can't help yerself.
Vee Barlett: Leave my dads outta yer mouth.
Michael (Jericho): So, like, 10 minutes of him doing his thing up the path?
Levi Reed: And yet you keep me around
BOB each round is 1 minute
Michael (Jericho): Oh, yikes
Jericho: So Levi
Jericho: Winces
Jericho: It would only last about five minutes
Jericho: But
Vee Barlett: Until ya lose yer usefulness. Or I find a good drop point for yer body.
Jericho: It does have some benefits
BOB Also remember the last combat went a total of 4 rounds
Jericho: First
Jericho: You can't attack anything
Levi Reed: What am I supposed to do when your big friend tries to eat my face?
Jericho: Second if a creature attacks you, but can't overcome the spell, it will lose track of you for about a minutes
Jericho: Enough time for you to sprint back to us
Vee Barlett: Levi, he's askin' to lay his hands on ya.
Jericho: You can do anything as long as it's not offensive
Jericho: Spells,
Jericho: Spelunking
Jericho: Anything
Jericho: This would be a truly last resort type of thing
Levi Reed: Ok, I'm not against the hands part but...
Vee Barlett: So he can be a shield that don't move as I poke things in front of him?
Jericho: But I hope it can help if you choose
Jericho: Ponders
Jericho: YOu know
BOB Does anyone have any spells right now to use before sleeping and everyone regaining spells in the morning?
Michael (Jericho): (I cannot)
TMO (Rothuss Carder): I do not
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Nope
Levi Reed: I don't really see how it helps. Sounds like they might be able to overcome the spell and murder me anyway
Jericho: Would you rather have the extra protection?
Jericho: Or not?
wyjyoon (Temperance): Nada here too
Jericho: It can't hurt right?
Levi Reed: I'd rather not feel like I'm on my last dying breath, and then take it from there yeah? Not sure I'm in my right mind to be making calls like that just now
Vee Barlett: Extra protection or more healin' yeah? Those the choices?
Jericho: Hesitates
Jericho: Hesitates
Jericho: I can do one other thing
Levi Reed: Yeah, and the way things went this morning, I want to say more healing. But, you know, again, I feel like I'm about to die at any moment so maybe not the best time to make that call
Jericho: Shakes head
Jericho: No, I don't have the proper tools for it, I apologize
Vee Barlett: Whatcha need for what?
Jericho: It's expensive and I don' thave the gear
Jericho: It's expensive and I don' thave the gear
Jericho: I could perform an augury
Jericho: It's a powerfully useful spell
Levi Reed: Wait, don't mules climb good? Can we send Parry over with a note or something?
Jericho: But we don't have the required metal or bones to do it
Jericho: Maybe one day
Rothuss Carder: What kind of metal and bones do you need?
Jericho: If you ever kill a legendary sea monster, save me some bones eh?
Jericho: Well
Jericho: I would need some sort of Token. It wouldn't be consumed, but it would have to be worth a great deal of coin. I'd say roughly 1000 gold pieces. Trust me, we don't have anything worth that on us
Michael (Jericho): Unless we got some baddass looking gems in the Tree PIle
Michael (Jericho): lol
Rothuss Carder: reaches into his belt sack...
Michael (Jericho): There is no way
Michael (Jericho): lol
Michael (Jericho): We don't have that yet
Rothuss Carder: and pulls out a ration and starts munching on it.
Jericho: Snorts
Lemon (Levi Reed): lol
Vee Barlett: Yeah, better off healin' there.
wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol
Jericho: Soon though eh Vee?
Vee Barlett: FIRST MATEY! YA CATCH ANY FISH?
User has gone AFK. (Lemon)
Lirtimya: [SKILL] Fishing [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 2]
BOB Also Alterness or Observation please
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Feesh?
Michael (Jericho): Oh shoot before I forget. Like most nights, I will be off at 9:00 PM, which is 11:00 PM Bobs time right now right bob? Thats in 2 hours and some change :)
Lirtimya: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 13] [d20 = 3]
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 12]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): that's close to normal end time
-> Lirtimya: Lirt pulls in a full brace of fish, and as she is gathering them she spots movement in the bushes on the other side of the stream
Vee Barlett: Ah, nice, matey! Much prefer fresh fish to rations.
The time is 3:30 PM
User is back. (Lemon)
Lirtimya: Well, I've got a lot of fish here, but I think I just saw something in the bushes
Jericho: Oh no
Jericho: What do you see?
Lirtimya: No idea, just thought I saw something move
-> Lirtimya: Bigger than a leapard, or maybe more than one thing but smaller
TMO (Rothuss Carder): are Levi and I still be-planted?
Lirtimya: It was pretty big though
Vee Barlett: HEY! If someone is there, show yerself now!
BOB Yes until 4 PM
Rothuss Carder: drat finkies
TMO (Rothuss Carder): ooc
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (okay but I wanted to point out you rolled the hours like... an hour after they got planted...)
Lemon (Levi Reed): No, please keep that IC
Lemon (Levi Reed): Also pretty sure he said 2pm or something last session
BOB Yes to Carissa, she has a point
BOB SO we can say yes they are dehydrated and fall off
Carissa (Vee Barlett): yayyy!
Levi Reed: I'm freeeeeeeeeeee
'Rothuss Carder' is at 'Light' encumbrance. Movebase now 9.
Vee Barlett: Toss it at those bushes.
wyjyoon (Temperance): Congratulations on the de-planting
Rothuss Carder: dances gleefully
Levi Reed: hands it to Vee
Levi Reed: I'm too almost dead to risk it
Rothuss Carder: I feel so light!
BOB Remeber to take that off of your Equipment
'Levi Reed' is at 'Light' encumbrance. Movebase now 9.
TMO (Rothuss Carder): already done!
Vee Barlett: Which bushes where, First Matey?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (wait Vee also had a good obs roll)
Lirtimya: Justt across the stream
Lirtimya: Points at some bushes
BOB Not good enough to see through a cabin
Vee Barlett: tries to heft up the plant thing
BOB Dex check
Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 17]
Vee Barlett: Ewww, this is covered in your sweat.
BOB grins
Vee Barlett: drops it and wipes her hands
Vee Barlett: Rothuss, can ya toss yers?
Levi Reed: That isn't sweat
Vee Barlett: Oh goddess above.
Vee Barlett: goes to rinse her hands in the stream
Rothuss Carder: Yep!
Lemon (Levi Reed): lol, no idea what I'm trying to pretend like it is, just FELT like the right answer
'wyjyoon' disconnected
Jericho: Shudders
'wyjyoon' connected
Jericho: Please go wash yourself yeah?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol and even if it isn't she will assume the worst
Jericho: Not very hygenic
Rothuss Carder: hoists his plant, twirls around a few times and flings the plant as hard as he can across the stream.
Levi Reed: I washed myself in the stream before we got here, like four hours ago man!
Vee Barlett: I'm hopin' it's blood but.... gross either way.
Levi Reed: How many baths must a man bath, before you can call him clean?
'Shislif' connected
Vee Barlett: Not enough until ya add acid.
Rothuss Carder: the answer is 2
Jericho: Do you have soap or steam?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (dex for rothuss before we see if anything happens?)
Levi Reed: Look around buddy
Levi Reed: If you see soap or steam, I'm in
BOB Rothuss picked up his own plant to hurl it
Jericho: Picks up a couple sticks
Jericho: Picks up a couple sticks
Jericho: Here
BOB Vee had to pick up someone else's
Jericho: Rub these gently over yourself while you bath
Carissa (Vee Barlett): ok so.... did anything happen?
Jericho: It will gee the grime off
BOB No just sticky
Sharif: hi everyone
Levi Reed: looks at Jericho suspiciously
Jericho: Hey bud!
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Hello
Michael (Jericho): Hey bud!
Lemon (Levi Reed): Yay!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): he tossed it in the bushes so... how is the answer just sticky working for that question?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Hi Sharif!
Lemon (Levi Reed): nah, the sticks was a joke to jericho
Sharif: sorry for the lateness, needed nap time :)
BOB I was saying just sticky to Vee for Levi's for Rothuss he just tosses it into the bushes no problem
BOB Naps are good
Carissa (Vee Barlett): ok yes, so he tossed it into the bush where Lirt thought she saw something and nothing happened? Just clarifying
Shislif (MeLange): agreed
BOB No to in THAT particular bush
Carissa (Vee Barlett): ........
BOB That would be a different roll, I was thinking just toss it into a bush
Rothuss Carder: Give me Levi's, I'll toss it into that specific bush
Carissa (Vee Barlett): insert facepalm here
Vee Barlett: points to THAT specific bush
Vee Barlett: Aim there.
BOB again, where Lirt is on the other side of the cabin from where everyone else is
Vee Barlett: Just wash yer hands good after.
Rothuss Carder: hoist, twirl, hurl
Carissa (Vee Barlett): didn't think we were using the map yet
BOB Just being clear
BOB You do not need to
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (so Rothuss does that and....?)
BOB Nothing
BOB THUD
BOB into the bushes
Shislif (MeLange): are the summaries in a different spot?
The time is 4:00 PM
Vee Barlett: Guess we ain't usin' them to block the path, but it's fine. Thought it'd flush somethin' out. Just keep an eye on the mule, yeah?
BOB No game last week Sharif
Levi Reed: I'm sorry... nothing happened with the other bush and then you made them try again for the specific bush even though it was going to have the same result of nothing?
Rothuss Carder: stoops down and rinses his hands in the stream, watching the bushes across the way the whole time
Lemon (Levi Reed): ooc
Shislif (MeLange): oh from two weeks ago I mean, just wanna review
Levi Reed: (LINK)
<a href="https://www.dragonslayers-society.org/pmwiki-old/pmwiki.php?n=Main.MushroomMan-SUM">(LINK)</a>
BOB Sometimes that is the way it is Levi
Shislif (MeLange): Thx
BOB Lemon
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (different arc so different spot, yes but lemon got the link for you)
Lirtimya: Well, I guess just keep your eyes out for anything
Vee Barlett: Same as we been doin' unless someone wants to investigate. But I'm buildin' my canoe still.
BOB You did encounter a leapard here but Lirt said this was either bigger or more things
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (or more things)
Levi Reed: But like... if you KNEW nothing was going to happen either way why be like "your nonspecific bush was not the specific one"? I just... /shrug emoji
Lemon (Levi Reed): ooc
Lemon (Levi Reed): Sorry Carissa
BOB 2 more hours till nightfall and then nightime watches
TMO (Rothuss Carder): because it's funny? :)
Lemon (Levi Reed): Leopard babies!
Lemon (Levi Reed): One big chicken or 30 miniature tigers!
BOB duck sized horses
Lemon (Levi Reed): yeah that
Lemon (Levi Reed): But no ducks or horses in jungle
Shislif (MeLange): we have any heals before the watch?
Michael (Jericho): Unfortuantely no
Shislif (MeLange): but they do have fun and games in the jungle
Shislif (MeLange): bummer
Lemon (Levi Reed): They've got everything you want
Lemon (Levi Reed): Except ducks and horses
TMO (Rothuss Carder): welcome to the jungle!
Shislif (MeLange): lol
BOB To be clear for your night camp, the small tree across the western bank has been knocked into the water and is not there
BOB the other largers one is still there
Shislif (MeLange): at least just one entry way then
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): If lions are allowed to be the kings of the jungle despite not being in jungles we're allowed small ducks in the jungle lol
Jericho: OK. So western one gone, but I remember the Jaguar could make a leap last time
BOB points to JTom
Lemon (Levi Reed): Hello yes THANK you Mini!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): yes if anyone can tihnk of other things to put there to block it, it might help but things can swim still or jump
Shislif (MeLange): is the river pretty calm is it like raging waters?
Lemon (Levi Reed): We do a "jungle animals" unit at school and it's full of like, giraffes and lions and I'm just like can we please get out of the 80s?
TMO (Rothuss Carder): We just threw away 80 lbs of sticky plant
BOB piling sticky plants on the tree to block it
Carissa (Vee Barlett): do we want to investigate or sit and wait before nightfall?
BOB GTMA
Lemon (Levi Reed): Probably investigate. Probably better not to be surprised by something in the middle of the night?
Shislif (MeLange): considering how weak Mel is don't think he'd wanna go looking for trouble, but he is young so maybe he would
Rothuss Carder: Great Think Minds Alike. Truth!
TMO (Rothuss Carder): ooc
Lemon (Levi Reed): Rothuss can go check it out
Levi Reed: Rothuss
Levi Reed: You wanna go check out those bushes so nothing kills me in my sleep?
Rothuss Carder: stops doing jumping jacks.
The time is 5:00 PM
Rothuss Carder: yes?
The time is 6:00 PM
Levi Reed: Thanks bro
Rothuss Carder: Of course!
Vee Barlett: No. You're almost dead. Either me or Rothuss can. Or Rothuss can.
BOB emptying and refilling but you did avoid all the day time encounter checks
Levi Reed: I SAID Rothuss
MeLange: Cool I'll have a sit down
BOB But three watches to go
Michael (Jericho): Whew, at least we got that :)
Michael (Jericho): Oof
wyjyoon (Temperance): The fun is just beginning, I guess
Shislif (MeLange): does sleeping heal?
Lemon (Levi Reed): I'm still mad that the "basement stairs" turned out to be a box full of fishing gear.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Yes but only a little amount
Lemon (Levi Reed): just for the record.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): And only for those not walking wounded
Shislif (MeLange): cool, little better than nothing
Vee Barlett: Well it's been a few hours. Better do it now, but ain't sure anything will be there.
Lemon (Levi Reed): brb
MeLange: gonna get dark eventually
Levi Reed: You think whatever it was just flew away without us seeing it even though we're all staring at THAT SPECIFIC BUSH?
User has gone AFK. (Lemon)
Jericho: Well...I'm one hit away from anhillation, but should I take the first watch? After athat, I need to sleep like the literal dead
Vee Barlett: I'm sayin' it's hidin' elsewhere
MeLange: I'd say us injured folks should sleep first, then at least we have some energy for our own watches
Lemon (Levi Reed): Rothuss, check ALL the bushes!
Levi Reed: Rothuss, check ALL the bushes!
User has gone AFK. (Lemon)
TMO (Rothuss Carder): (I'm waiting for my move to be approved)
Jericho: I won't be able to help much. I need a solid 8 hours before I can regain my spells, which is why I suggested first watch, but then again, I coudl take the last one I suppose
MeLange: whichever you think is best, but I need to sleep, if somebody flicks me hard enough I'll be down
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (there's an inappropriate joke there but I'll keep it to myself)
BOB back
Shislif (MeLange): lol
TMO (Rothuss Carder): sry, thought where I put it was outside the hut
Temperance: I'm still feeling the aftereffects of the encounter. I don't think it will matter which shift of the night watch I take.
Vee Barlett: Rothuss and I can do doubles. Lirt can do at least one. Mel and Jericho can at least keep an eye out. Rest of ya need to sleep.
BOB Two ways of thinking about watches, put all the spell casters on the first watch, then let them sleep for 8 hours and everyone else does everything to not wake them up
Vee Barlett: Since Roth is checkin' things out, how 'bout he Jericho, and Lirt go first watch?
MeLange: sounds good
BOB OR put them all on the last watch, and everyone does everything to not wake them up before that
Lirtimya: I can be on first watch, yeah
Jericho: I'm fine with the last, because we'll have regained some hitpoints for Jericho at least. I don't mind staggering them
Michael (Jericho): I'm fine with the last, because we'll have regained some hitpoints for Jericho at least. I don't mind staggering them
Carissa (Vee Barlett): you can roll skills tho
Michael (Jericho): No spellcaster should be alone on watch without a steel
Shislif (MeLange): steel?
Michael (Jericho): I can roll skills when I'm healed up right?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): your only steels are Vee and Rothuss
Michael (Jericho): Until then, no I can't
BOB In the morning everyone who got two watches of sleep gains 2 hit Points, spell casters need two consecutive watches of sleep to regain spells
Michael (Jericho): OK, so I'm on first or last, you guys pick :)
TMO (Rothuss Carder): last
Shislif (MeLange): do the two watches need to be concurrent if not spellcasters?
Michael (Jericho): There we go. I will be ready
BOB no to Sharif
Shislif (MeLange): cool
BOB So locking Jericho in the restroom for 8 hours to sleep?
Shislif (MeLange): lol think so
TMO (Rothuss Carder): Bob, can you approve my move again?
BOB You are trying to walk through a wall
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (clarifying again, I thought Jericho was not walking wounded so he can roll skills)
TMO (Rothuss Carder): *response redacted*
BOB I know Levi and Temperance were at walking wounded
Shislif (MeLange): Mel can still run alertness
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (Jericho hit is head, lost spells, but did not think he was walking wounded so he can still roll skills since he didn't go below zero)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (yes so Mel will be on a watch for skill rolls)
BOB I thought Jericho was at walking wounded and Melange was at 1 never getting below into walking wounded status
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (my follow-up question will be if he needs a total 8 hours or not for overnight healing or if he can do second watch)
Rothuss Carder: scouts out the bushes from this side of things. Also sees the creek is too wide to leap across, so goes back over to the log to cross.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (Mel yes. Jericho hit is head while I was gone, and lost spells but I am asking those of you who were there if he became walking wounded. He did not get a cure wound but is walkign so I am assuming he is not walking wounded)
BOB For who Carissa?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Jericho
Carissa (Vee Barlett): oh 8hours? mel
BOB Jericho needs 8 hours of sleep to regain spells
Michael (Jericho): Jericho either way, if you want spells cannot take the second watch
Michael (Jericho): That is two shifts
Shislif (MeLange): Think Mel needs 8 hours to regain some hit points, but they don't need to be concurrent, as far as I understand
BOB Correct for Sharif
Carissa (Vee Barlett): ok good to know
Rothuss Carder: pulls out his saber and stalks through the bushes looking for anything dangerous.
TMO (Rothuss Carder): hope somebody's keeping an eye on him. ;)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): my point for jericho is if he'll be useful on first watch or not, but since Mel needs 8, pur Jericho last then
Temperance: glances at Rothuss from the other side of the log
BOB Temp is in the same boat as Jericho
BOB needing 8 hours
Michael (Jericho): My only checks are Helaing, Herbalism, and Diagnostics. I don't have Obs, Alert, et
Michael (Jericho): And Vet healing, but don't think that helps at the moment
BOB Parry might like that
BOB depending
BOB and that is also a bit of a hint
Michael (Jericho): Gee encouraging bob. Thankns for that
Carissa (Vee Barlett): yes sorry was texting so let me clarifty my point
Michael (Jericho): God, just stick hiim in the hut. At this point I have no idea how to salvage this
Link: Parrying
Carissa (Vee Barlett): We need all the advantages we can get so those who are still able to roll are still useful on watches hence Mel and Jericho questions. Levi and Temp are 100% out for the first two watches for sure. But I was trying to think abotu staggering Jericho and Mel to be useful.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): SO since Mel needs full sleep, and can help with rolls on first watch, let Jericho take third with Levi and Temp
Shislif (MeLange): sounds good
Michael (Jericho): OK
wyjyoon (Temperance): Alrighty
Michael (Jericho): Let's get US, somewhat protected in the Shed
Michael (Jericho): Sorry, Cabin
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Rothuss and Lirt can be on first as well. If you need help, wake Vee. Otherwise she can be on second with... Rothuss again, I guess since we have so few options.
Shislif (MeLange): We good on 2nd watch?
TMO (Rothuss Carder): ooc thumbsup from me
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Wait did Rothuss use a spell?
TMO (Rothuss Carder): he did, but it's not as important as the others'
Rothuss Carder: walking through the bushes along the bank of the river
Carissa (Vee Barlett): ok... hate having him up extra but he really is my only other option for second watch unless Vee does it by herself
Shislif (MeLange): Rothuss seems to be having a nice time
Carissa (Vee Barlett): he's checking the perimeter which is why he was initially on first watch
Shislif (MeLange): if we got enough on 1st watch Mel could do 2nd instead
Rothuss Carder: going to try a running jump across the stream from bank to bank
Carissa (Vee Barlett): I think Mel needs a full 8 hours straight sleep to get overnight healing. Right Bob? And how much is that?
MeLange: they don't need to be in a row though
Shislif (MeLange): ooc
BOB Mel needs two watches of healing does not need to be concecutive
Carissa (Vee Barlett): oh missed that
BOB Right now Rothuss and Lirt on first watch,
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Well we could do Mel and Vee, and if something attacks, Mel can wake up Rothuss
Shislif (MeLange): sorry think I misused concurrent lol
BOB Vee and Melange on second
BOB Temperance, Levi, and Jericho on third watch
Carissa (Vee Barlett): yes
Lemon (Levi Reed): Katy Perry! "you're hot then you're cold, you're yes then you're no"
Carissa (Vee Barlett): and back to seeing what this new text is...
BOB You're a firework
Shislif (MeLange): should have used consecutive!
Michael (Jericho): I apologize, I need to handle something for about 10 minutes. I'll be right back.
User has gone AFK. (Michael)
Shislif (MeLange): he'll be sleeping anyway
TMO (Rothuss Carder): A little more complicated routine here... running jump to the stone in the stream and from there to the bank
BOB So as Rothus and Lirt explore and guard
BOB Alterness and or Observation
Lirtimya: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 16]
TMO (Rothuss Carder): Rothuss has neither
User has gone AFK. (Carissa)
Rothuss Carder: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 9) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 12]
BOB Lirt spots
[TURN] Ratbone Carder
[TURN] Parry the Mule
BOB and the Mule snorts
BOB and we are concentrating on the map again
Lemon (Levi Reed): Yes please putting Parry in the house
BOB No one did that before this happened
BOB Just Parry, Rothuss and Lirt outside of the cabin
BOB and Lirt spots those across the stream heading your way
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (shoot them with that fancy arrow lirt!)
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I will once it's my turn
BOB It is the mule's turn
BOB who is controlling it?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Spring was
Lemon (Levi Reed): I was gooooneeeeeee
Carissa (Vee Barlett): then Lemon I think
Lemon (Levi Reed): No, it was never Lemon
BOB Not claimed by anyone currently
BOB So someone can take it and use it
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Lemon! I elect you!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Mule can kick those goblins
Lemon (Levi Reed): Lemon may have to check out
Lemon (Levi Reed): I'm feeling so sleepy
Carissa (Vee Barlett): So take control of the mule to fight off sleepiness
BOB Tick Tick Tick
Shislif (MeLange): uh oh Ticks!
Lemon (Levi Reed): Brain is barely braining I can't double brain
Carissa (Vee Barlett): you can. you take control and fight easy peasy
Shislif (MeLange): no worries Lemon, why I needed that nap
BOB Is that Sharif taking over the mule to attack?
Lemon (Levi Reed): I am not taking the mule on this night and if you try to make me, I will leave and go to sleep
Shislif (MeLange): I can give Parry a go sure
Shislif (MeLange): haven't done it before so not totally sure how
Carissa (Vee Barlett): go for it
BOB Records, Characters, claim it as yours and then go forward with attacks
Shislif (Parry the Mule): not going on the log
Lemon (Levi Reed): Good thing Levi is asleep
[TURN] Jericho
[TURN] MeLange
[TURN] Goblin (Sadistic chortle)
Shislif (Parry the Mule): attack as parry?
Goblin (Sadistic chortle): [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 6]
Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Parry the Mule] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 7 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]
Shislif (Parry the Mule): oh thx
BOB Now you can yes
Parry the Mule: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 15]
Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack #1) [at Goblin (Sadistic chortle)] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 6 ] [AC: 5 ] [HIT]
TMO (Rothuss Carder): nice hit!
Shislif (Parry the Mule): go parry!
Lemon (Levi Reed): go perry!
Lemon (Levi Reed): oh yes that
Lemon (Levi Reed): parry
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Push it in the river!
BOB Roll damage
Parry the Mule: [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d2=2)] [d2 = 2]
[2] -> [to Goblin (Sadistic chortle)] [STATUS: Moderate]
BOB You get two attacks
BOB two hooves
Parry the Mule: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 20]
Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack #1) [at Goblin (Sadistic chortle)] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 6 ] [AC: 0 ] [CRITICAL HIT]
TMO (Rothuss Carder): YES!
Parry the Mule: [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d2=1)] [d2 = 1]
[1] -> [to Goblin (Sadistic chortle)] [STATUS: Heavy]
BOB well you get another one nbow
Carissa (Vee Barlett): dang pony go
wyjyoon (Temperance): Wow
Parry the Mule: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 12]
Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack #1) [at Goblin (Sadistic chortle)] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 6 ] [AC: 8 ] [MISS]
Lemon (Levi Reed): Parry has four hooves.
BOB but needs to stand on two of them to strike out
BOB but that is very nicely done
Lemon (Levi Reed): Yeah but then he can stand on the other two after that
Shislif (Parry the Mule): turn around n use his butt
Lemon (Levi Reed): she
Shislif (Parry the Mule): her butt
Shislif (Parry the Mule): end turn?
Lemon (Levi Reed): Lol, sorry, I was correcting myself, not you
BOB yes
[TURN] Goblin (Fanciful reckless legwork)
Shislif (Parry the Mule): ah ok lol
Goblin (Fanciful reckless legwork): [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 6]
Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 8 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]
[TURN] Goblin
Goblin: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 11]
Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Parry the Mule] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 7 ] [AC: 9 ] [MISS]
[TURN] Vee Barlett
[TURN] Temperance
[TURN] Lirtimya
Lemon (Levi Reed): Go, go, go Rothuss! Put those Goblins in the face! Tumble your knives right into their face!
Lemon (Levi Reed): put them in their place i meant
Lemon (Levi Reed): fudddge
Lemon (Levi Reed): i can't anything
BOB grins
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I think I'll go for the one in the back with the acid arrow
Lemon (Levi Reed): put those goblins in their place, tumble the knives into their face
Shislif (Parry the Mule): cool acid arrows!
wyjyoon (Temperance): Sounds like a Ratbone kind of song
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): How do I target single enemies? I don't remember
Lemon (Levi Reed): Somebody has to channel the bard
BOB There you go
Shislif (Parry the Mule): drag the dice over to their icon or name in combat tracker
Lirtimya: [INIT] [MOD:Melf's Acid Arrow] [d10+2 = 10]
BOB Still need to roll a to hit with the spell
Lirtimya: [CAST] Melf's Acid Arrow [at Goblin (Buff)]
Lirtimya: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 19]
Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Melf's Acid Arrow) [at Goblin (Buff)] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 6 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]
BOB Nice
BOB Now damage
TMO (Rothuss Carder): yay!
Lirtimya: [DAMAGE] Melf's Acid Arrow [TYPE: acid (2d4=5)] [2d4 = 5]
[5] -> [to Goblin (Buff)] [STATUS: Critical]
wyjyoon (Temperance): Channeling the bard worked well
BOB and that does automatic damage next round too I think?
[TURN] Goblin (Buff)
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I want to say it'll last 3 rounds because of my level? Let me check
[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [Cover90]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): nice
BOB It flees into the jungle
Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 4]
Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Goblin (Fanciful reckless legwork)] [Hit-AC: 15 vs. 6 ] [AC: 15 ] [MISS]
[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0]
Rothuss Carder: is caught off guard and swings wildly
[ROUND 2]
[TURN] Parry the Mule
Lemon (Levi Reed): Well of course you would miss him, he has fanciful reckless legwork
Shislif (Parry the Mule): both those goblins still alive by parry?
BOB yes
Lemon (Levi Reed): But also I'm sorry y'all, I'm going to call it for the night. As much as I hate to log out before Carissa, as a matter of pride, I just can't do it tonight.
Parry the Mule: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 17]
Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack #1) [at Goblin (Sadistic chortle)] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 6 ] [AC: 3 ] [HIT]
TMO (Rothuss Carder): I'm glad the other two are being effective
Carissa (Vee Barlett): night feel better
Shislif (Parry the Mule): To restful sleep Lemon!
wyjyoon (Temperance): Feel better Lemon!
BOB feel better Lemon
TMO (Rothuss Carder): gnite Lemon
'Lemon' disconnected
Parry the Mule: [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d2=1)] [d2 = 1]
[1] -> [to Goblin (Sadistic chortle)]
BOB that is a hit for Parry, roll damage and not too bad
BOB one more attack
Michael (Jericho): I apologiz, I need a few more minutes. A propane hose has come loose
Parry the Mule: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 11]
Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack #1) [at Goblin (Sadistic chortle)] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 6 ] [AC: 9 ] [MISS]
[TURN] Jericho
[TURN] MeLange
[TURN] Goblin (Sadistic chortle)
Shislif (Parry the Mule): oh yea wanna take care of that
User has gone AFK. (Michael)
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): "For every three levels the caster has achieved, the acid, uness somehow neutralized, lasts for another round, inflicting another 2d4 points of damage each round. So at 3rd-5th level the acid lasts for two rounds; ..."
GM: [d20 = 20]
Shislif (Parry the Mule): is Mel up?
BOB he stays to fight
BOB No to Mel waking up yet
Shislif (Parry the Mule): oh ok
Goblin (Sadistic chortle): [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 1]
Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Parry the Mule] [Hit-AC: 19 vs. 7 ] [AC: 19 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]
Shislif (Parry the Mule): got a sound alert
[TURN] Goblin (Fanciful reckless legwork)
Goblin (Fanciful reckless legwork): [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 7]
Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 13 vs. 8 ] [AC: 13 ] [MISS]
[TURN] Goblin
Goblin: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 15]
Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Parry the Mule] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 7 ] [AC: 5 ] [HIT]
Goblin: [DAMAGE (M)] Attack [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d6=6)] [d6 = 6]
[6] -> [to Parry the Mule] [STATUS: Heavy]
[TURN] Vee Barlett
[TURN] Temperance
Effect ['Casting Melf's Acid Arrow;(C)'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Lirtimya]
[TURN] Lirtimya
Shislif (Parry the Mule): uh oh
Carissa (Vee Barlett): wake vee if you need
Parry the Mule Neighhhhh
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Now I walk up to the other two goblins and, just burn them? just make sure to stand far enough away I don't also burn Parry
BOB Right now they are blocking you from Parry
Shislif (Parry the Mule): maybe the sound of Parry's Neigh would wake Vee up?
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Either that or I can try to stab them
TMO (Rothuss Carder): aim it down into their legs and the ground in front of Parry?
BOB but if you are thinking burning hands might hit the mule also
BOB After Lirt goes and Rothuss Vee can do a con check
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): How far away are they?
BOB less than 20 feet
Shislif (Parry the Mule): Parry went to that side of the log so the goblins would be giving the other their backs, he's clever mule
BOB grisn
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I only get 5 ft range, so, I need to move closer
BOB If you move you cannot cast
BOB so you can move and then stab
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Can I get the map back? I accidentally closed it instead of the spell
BOB then next round cast
Image: Ruined Hut.webp@Map Pack - Jungle I
Michael (Jericho): I am so sorry. How bad are we off at the moment.
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Thank you
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Well, I'll move and stab, then burn them next round
BOB Lemon is sick and logged off
Shislif (Parry the Mule): Parry took a hit, otherwwise we're ok
TMO (Rothuss Carder): we might not be too bad, tbh
BOB that is how bad it is
Michael (Jericho): Sigh
Michael (Jericho): Well, if we need to, wake me up. I can..throw a rock or something
Shislif (Parry the Mule): no waking Jericho
BOB go for it Lirt, move up and stab
Shislif (Parry the Mule): Vee first if anything
TMO (Rothuss Carder): the question is if Rothuss is *ever* going to actually be effective with his sword. I'm not sure he's ever rolled a successful hit. ;)
Michael (Jericho): If we seriously don't have people, then Bob and I will need to find a way for Jericho to become more combat focused. Otherwise, this is really gonna suck with just us
BOB Sadistic Chortle is the damaged one obviously
Michael (Jericho): Not blaming poor lemon, that sucks, just we may not have a choice on Jericho
Shislif (Parry the Mule): I mean Vee is better in a fight anyway
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I don't know how I selected the last goblin, clicking isn't working
BOB Just drag your attack onto the token
Michael (Jericho): Well, thankfully Parry is alive
Michael (Jericho): You could always just shove them intothe water. Doubt they could swim
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Jericho needs to sleep so he can heal
BOB I do it on the combat tracker
Lirtimya: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 1]
Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger) [at Goblin] [Hit-AC: 19 vs. 6 ] [AC: 19 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]
BOB uff
TMO (Rothuss Carder): nooooooo
Carissa (Vee Barlett): ouch
Shislif (Parry the Mule): why automatic?
Michael (Jericho): Maybe because it was a 1?
BOB a 20 always hits a 1 always misses
TMO (Rothuss Carder): 1 always misses, no matter how many bonuses you have
Shislif (Parry the Mule): oh ok
[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [Cover90]
Shislif (Parry the Mule): it is the lonliest number
BOB exactly
TMO (Rothuss Carder): it's whackin' time!
Shislif (Parry the Mule): lol
Michael (Jericho): LOL. I'm the WHAP Goblin
Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 7]
Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Goblin (Fanciful reckless legwork)] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 6 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]
[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0]
TMO (Rothuss Carder): *sigh*
[ROUND 3]
[TURN] Parry the Mule
Carissa (Vee Barlett): wait
Carissa (Vee Barlett): con check?
BOB Yes Con check for Vee
Michael (Jericho): This has got to be one of the "busiest" damn islands I have ever seen in my life
TMO (Rothuss Carder): I love this game. every day. so much.
Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 16) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 18]
BOB LOVE you too TMO
Carissa (Vee Barlett): welp good luck!
Shislif (Parry the Mule): lol
Carissa (Vee Barlett): or yell louder?
Shislif (Parry the Mule): what would that have done if it was successful?
BOB Parry saves the day
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Vee would wake up
Michael (Jericho): What dissapointing is that we even did our best to opitimze for you know, surviving, but we seem to be having some trouble with that
Carissa (Vee Barlett): but it failed so she's still asleep
Parry the Mule: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 6]
Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack #1) [at Goblin (Sadistic chortle)] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 6 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]
Michael (Jericho): Oh my god
Parry the Mule: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 11]
Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack #1) [at Goblin (Sadistic chortle)] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 6 ] [AC: 9 ] [MISS]
TMO (Rothuss Carder): want to know why I usually play clever characters, who scheme and plan rather than swing swords? That right there is why...
Shislif (Parry the Mule): doh
[TURN] Jericho
[TURN] Goblin (Sadistic chortle)
Michael (Jericho): You know TMO, maybe I SHOULD be a fighter...our roles are just so...better lol
Goblin (Sadistic chortle): [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 8]
Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Lirtimya] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 10 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]
Michael (Jericho): Skip Me please. I'll open up the CT
[TURN] Goblin (Fanciful reckless legwork)
Goblin (Fanciful reckless legwork): [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 1]
Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 19 vs. 8 ] [AC: 19 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]
[TURN] Goblin
Shislif (Parry the Mule): nice
Goblin: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 18]
Attack [18] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Parry the Mule] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 7 ] [AC: 2 ] [HIT]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): that's why you don't use fancy legwork
Shislif (Parry the Mule): ouch
Goblin: [DAMAGE (M)] Attack [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d6=1)] [d6 = 1]
[1] -> [to Parry the Mule]
[TURN] Lirtimya
Parry the Mule: neighhhhhh!!!!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
Michael (Jericho): Oh, did parry run away?
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Time to burn a couple goblins
Michael (Jericho): If so, poor guy
Vee Barlett: Parry is kicking ass
Shislif (Parry the Mule): he's still fighting
wyjyoon (Temperance): He's still there next to the wooden log makeshift bridge
Michael (Jericho): OH! Sorry, his token shrank a bit. My bad
wyjyoon (Temperance): She*
Michael (Jericho): TY
wyjyoon (Temperance): No worries! It's hard to see with the scratch marks
BOB LOL with Wendy
Michael (Jericho): Yeah, seems to be a common occurance lately :D
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Things are happening and i don't know why
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Okay fixed that
BOB That is a quote from the She* downward
Jericho: Because encounters like rain sleet and snow are like the postmen and postwomen, they will come for you
Michael (Jericho): Because encounters like rain sleet and snow are like the postmen and postwomen, they will come for you
Shislif (Parry the Mule): wait so is Parry a boy or girl mule?
wyjyoon (Temperance): I think Spring said Parry was a girl?
Shislif (Parry the Mule): cool cool
BOB Letting JTom blast the two goblins before moving forward
Shislif (Parry the Mule): I mean a mule would scream in pain if it was hit, which could wake up someone like Vee mayhaps?
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I have no idea how to select these two goblins infront of me, shoould I just drag the die over both of them seperatly?
BOB You can do that
BOB Or you can target each of them and then roll
Michael (Jericho): Sure, i've done that in the pat
Carissa (Vee Barlett): will do another con check at the end
Shislif (Parry the Mule): cool
Lirtimya: Lirtimya cast a spell NOT memorized.
Lirtimya: Lirtimya cast a spell NOT memorized.
Lirtimya: [CAST] Burning Hands [at Goblin (Sadistic chortle)]
Lirtimya: [CAST] Burning Hands [at Goblin]
Lirtimya: Lirtimya cast a spell NOT memorized.
Lirtimya: [CAST] Burning Hands [at Goblin (Sadistic chortle)]
Lirtimya: [CAST] Burning Hands [at Goblin]
Goblin (Sadistic chortle): [SAVE] vs. Spell [d20 = 6]
Save [6] [Target 17] -> [for Goblin (Sadistic chortle)] [vs Lirtimya] [TARGET-FAILED]
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I onlt cast it once
Goblin (Sadistic chortle): [SAVE] vs. Spell [d20 = 15]
Save [15] [Target 17] -> [for Goblin (Sadistic chortle)] [vs Lirtimya] [TARGET-FAILED]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): but ya burned them!
BOB Yes it cast once and they both failed
Lirtimya: [DAMAGE] Burning Hands [TYPE: fire (1d3+6=7)] [d3+6 = 7]
[7] -> [to Goblin (Sadistic chortle)] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 5] [STATUS: Dying (0)]
[7] -> [to Goblin] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS] [STATUS: Dying (0)]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): niceee
Shislif (Parry the Mule): darn
[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [Cover90]
wyjyoon (Temperance): Cool beans
Michael (Jericho): Cool beans indeed
Shislif (Parry the Mule): oh wait nice!
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): You mess with the sea mage you get the.. flames?
BOB LOL
wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
Michael (Jericho): Sure why not?
Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 10]
Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Goblin (Fanciful reckless legwork)] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 6 ] [AC: 9 ] [MISS]
[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0]
BOB She can develop a Sea Spray spell that does water damage instead of fire damage
Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 5]
Michael (Jericho): You would think that one would be first
[ROUND 4]
[TURN] Parry the Mule
Michael (Jericho): At least, that's what Avatar the Last Airbender taught me
Carissa (Vee Barlett): so Vee is awake and can go this round yes?
Michael (Jericho): (The cartoon, not that travesty of a movie)
BOB So Parry does not have one, but there is on on Rothuss still
BOB and Vee wakes up groggy from neighing
wyjyoon (Temperance): Oof, I forgot they made a movie out of that series
Vee Barlett: mumbles in annoyance
Shislif (Parry the Mule): poor M. Night
Parry the Mule: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 11]
Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack #1) [at Goblin (Fanciful reckless legwork)] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 6 ] [AC: 9 ] [MISS]
Shislif (Parry the Mule): 2 attacks?
BOB yes
TMO (Rothuss Carder): Great news! My attack rolls are getting better! 4, 7, 10!
Parry the Mule: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 19]
Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack #1) [at Goblin (Fanciful reckless legwork)] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 6 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]
Parry the Mule: [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d2=1)] [d2 = 1]
[1] -> [to Goblin (Fanciful reckless legwork)] [STATUS: Moderate]
[TURN] Goblin (Fanciful reckless legwork)
Shislif (Parry the Mule): all done?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): and yet a mule still hits better
Shislif (Parry the Mule): lol
BOB runs and DIVES into the water
BOB Rothuss gets an Attack of Opportunity
Parry the Mule: Neighhh!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): welll.... guess this means she's awake for second watch instead
Shislif (Parry the Mule): hope he doesn't get his parents to show up
Goblin (Fanciful reckless legwork): [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 16]
Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 15]
Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Goblin (Fanciful reckless legwork)] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 6 ] [AC: 4 ] [HIT]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): finally!
wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh, I didn't know the goblins were juveniles
Rothuss Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Sabre [TYPE: slashing (1d6+1=4)] [d6+1 = 4]
[4] -> [to Goblin (Fanciful reckless legwork)] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 1] [STATUS: Dying (0)]
TMO (Rothuss Carder): Oh, good to know he can hit them in the back
BOB and Rothuss gets his first kill
Shislif (Parry the Mule): oh I have no idea, just seems like a theme, guess they could call over the rest of their gang or something though
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Goblins got wrecked
Shislif (Parry the Mule): nice!
wyjyoon (Temperance): Throws confetti
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol mini
BOB as the goblin dives into the water, and THUD hits the rock
Michael (Jericho): ...
Michael (Jericho): wow
Vee Barlett: You wake me to show me that? I guess that's cool.
BOB and Vee stands up and walks out
Shislif (Parry the Mule): does the goblins shatter into bloody peices?
Vee Barlett: Crude, but effective.
[TURN] Vee Barlett
Michael (Jericho): a red mist seeps in the water
[TURN] Parry the Mule
Parry the Mule: neigh?
Vee Barlett: Ya, you ass. Ya woke me up.
Parry the Mule: Neigh neigh
Vee Barlett: rolls eyes
Shislif (Parry the Mule): fighting over?
Rothuss Carder: Oof. Little bit of blood there, buddy. Let me see if I can do anything for you.
Vee Barlett: Whatever. Almost time for second watch I'm guessing. Hope ain't more of these in the woods.
wyjyoon (Temperance): I guess Parry the Mule appreciating Vet Healing was a foreshadowing
Shislif (Parry the Mule): oh yea
Michael (Jericho): Yeah, I hope. Poor girl
BOB grins
Shislif (Parry the Mule): gotta brb real quick before 2nd wach grab some chips
Rothuss Carder: Glad you're not a goat.
User has gone AFK. (Shislif)
Rothuss Carder: tries to bind Parry's wounds.
Lirtimya: Well, the one goblin that, maybe lived, ran off, so hopefully no more of them
BOB That works
Rothuss Carder: You okay, Sea Witch?
Vee Barlett: If it's hurt bad enough, it'll might be too busy tendin' it's wounds to be bothersome later.
Vee Barlett: Good job, First Matey. Cleaned up good it looks like out here.
Rothuss Carder: I liked the fire from the fingers trick.
Lirtimya: I am, but these goblins sure aren't
Vee Barlett: Well if it's about that time, y'all can get some rest. Just wake Mel on the way in.
Rothuss Carder: I'll stay up. Let him sleep.
Shislif (Parry the Mule): ok back
The time is 10:00 PM
Lirtimya: Well, I'm going to sleep
Vee Barlett: That's fine, too. You can help me move my canoe in the way of the plank so ain't easy to cross it.
Vee Barlett: Sleep well, First Mate!
Lirtimya: I need my rest if I'm going to do any of that again
Rothuss Carder: Go get your beauty sleep.
Lirtimya: Walks inside and finds a place to sleep
Rothuss Carder: sheathes his saber and grabs one end of the boat.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (Mel offered so Roth could get a spell back but up to you. With those rolls, not sure it'll be much difference than someone who can't fight ;) )
Vee Barlett: grabs other end and drags it in place
Shislif (Parry the Mule): yea Mel don't mind
Carissa (Vee Barlett): tmo?
TMO (Rothuss Carder): ?
Shislif (Parry the Mule): but you gotta wake him up or else he'll sleep through
TMO (Rothuss Carder): I posted that he grabbed his end of the boat. did I miss something?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): the reason Mel offered and making sure you are still good with staying up. last chance for decision
TMO (Rothuss Carder): no, I'll stay up. Mel was badly hurt.
TMO (Rothuss Carder): sorry, I did miss the ooc convo, paying attention to the boat part
Carissa (Vee Barlett): ok
Vee Barlett: So Rothuss. What kinda afterlife would you want?
BOB Wonders what Parry would answer
Rothuss Carder: Uhh... I don't know. Never really thought about it. Wine, women, and song? That's traditional, isn't it?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): can talk to him yet unless I got a massive XP bonus. like... multiple levels :P
Vee Barlett: Nah, all different sorts.
Rothuss Carder: I mean, I know the myths and stories.
Rothuss Carder: But never spent any time thinking about it for myself. I'm not going to die for a long time.
Vee Barlett: Right now, I just wanna sail. But I'd also wanna be where my family is at. Might change in a few year, yeah?
wyjyoon (Temperance): Does Parry know there is an afterlife?
BOB Shoe leather?
Vee Barlett: Not sayin' you will. Think of it more of a... what's yer idea of paradise?
Vee Barlett: Without considerin' the death part.
Vee Barlett: Or if ya could have anything at all right now, no hold backs, what woudl it be?
Rothuss Carder: Doing what I want to, when I want to.
Shislif (Parry the Mule): Parry only lives in the moment
Vee Barlett: But what is that?
Vee Barlett: Wine, women, and singing?
wyjyoon (Temperance): Parry of the Present
Shislif (Parry the Mule): lol
Vee Barlett: On an island? Sea? Desert? Would ya wanna meet anything or anyone?
Rothuss Carder: Anything at all. Those are fine, but unlimited amounts of them would be boring.
Vee Barlett: Would yer family be there?
Vee Barlett: Yer still too broad.
Rothuss Carder: See? You do it too. "What do you want?" "No, not that answer, give me a better one."
Vee Barlett: What ya want when ya want ain't a concrete answer. It ain't tell me anything at all about you or what you cherish except a lack of structure. Don't tell me if you love yer family or friends, if ya like water or sea, if you care about rum more than wine. It's a cheap answer.
Rothuss Carder: holds up a hand between them.
Vee Barlett: Everyone wants to do what they want whenever they want, but more to it than that.
Rothuss Carder: Hold on, let's not start a fight over this. Yet.
Vee Barlett: Ain't a fight. Just pointin' out why yer wrong.
BOB hah
Rothuss Carder: if you want a specific answer, let's start with a specific question.
Vee Barlett: rolls eyes
Rothuss Carder: You asked me what I want, and I said anything.
Vee Barlett: Most people also don't need specifics. You hang around goats too much.
Rothuss Carder: then you started going off into family, friends, sea, land, and so on
User has gone AFK. (Shislif)
BOB are goats specific
Rothuss Carder: Ask a generic question, get a generic answer. The answer to your generic question of what I want, is I want to do whatever I want.
Vee Barlett: I'm askin' what yer version of paradise is. You gave a phase, nothing to visualize. Yer a storyteller, ain't ya? So you should understand that.
Rothuss Carder: Ah, okay. A story I can do.
Vee Barlett: Yer the one choosin' to interpret it wrong.
Rothuss Carder: exhales slowly
Vee Barlett: Goblins dead so I suppose I can listen to one of them longer winded one if yer inclined.
Rothuss Carder: draws his saber and sets it next to him on the ground to grab quickly if necessary.
TMO (Rothuss Carder): great, don't have any pre-written...
BOB smiles
Carissa (Vee Barlett): YAY forced improv!!!
Michael (Jericho): Yay Chat GPT!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): no, bad michael
Shislif (Parry the Mule): lol
wyjyoon (Temperance): I can think of ghost stories my family back home used to tell me all the time, but not sure that would help
Carissa (Vee Barlett): if TMO forced me to math, I will force him to creative
Michael (Jericho): LOL
Rothuss Carder: Alright. So, set the scene for you. Shepherd, up in the mountains. Alone for days at a time, with nothing but his flock as they graze the grass.
Michael (Jericho): I will never use Chat GPT in chat unless I desperately need help writing a song or something
Vee Barlett: Mmkay. Listenin'
Rothuss Carder: No one to talk to, nothing to do but keep the sheep in sight and fix them when they get stuck in bushes or rocks. Sheep are nearly as dumb as goats.
Rothuss Carder: Bored out of his ever-lovin' mind.
Vee Barlett: Can I eat them? Or is that not what shepards do?
Rothuss Carder: Nope. Sheep are for herding and letting wool grow. You only kill them when they're too old.
Vee Barlett: Darn. Go on.
Rothuss Carder: But one day, a sheep falls into a small crevasse. He'd never seen it before. And at the bottom, under a bush, a small clay pot with a wax stopper.
Vee Barlett: nods slowly
User has gone AFK. (JtomTMO)
Rothuss Carder: He pulls the stopper... WOOSSHHHH... a gray cloud starts billowing forth, all around him.
Vee Barlett: actually shows interest now
Rothuss Carder: It clears up, and a Jinn is standing there. "Thank you for freeing me, Master. I can grant you three wishes."
Rothuss Carder: So, if it were you, Vee, what would you wish for?
Vee Barlett: Oooh turnin' the question one me, yeah? Hmm lemme think...
BOB The sheep pulls the stopper? or the shepherd?
TMO (Rothuss Carder): *puts the stopper in Bob*
BOB LOL
Vee Barlett: If I had to choose, today, I'd wanna be Mistress of the Seas. If that's too broad, we can work out the details. Then, I'd want to wish for my family's success 'cause I always want that. Er, my dads and brothers. Not them other relates. And third, hmm...
Carissa (Vee Barlett): *brother
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (she only has one she considers a brother)
BOB too late now there is another
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (don't matter, she doesn't count anyone but Leo as her brother)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (anyone else has to work their way up to that recognition)
Vee Barlett: And third... hmmm.... if Mistress of the Seas don't give me a good ship, well, I want a good ship. And if it does, I guess I wanna be REALLY good at stabbin' things that bother me.
wyjyoon (Temperance): But isn't she already good at that
wyjyoon (Temperance): Stabbing things that bother her, I mean
Vee Barlett: Ain't my final answer, but works for now given you ain't a jinn.
BOB Having things bother her? yeap
Rothuss Carder: grins
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (lol)
Rothuss Carder: Are you sure?
wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol
Vee Barlett: Yer the dumbest one I've met yet if so.
Rothuss Carder: Such sweet words you grace me with.
Vee Barlett: But yeah, I'm good with them answers.
BOB how many have you met?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (lol shhhh)
Vee Barlett: Wait wait.
Rothuss Carder: pauses just before speaking
Vee Barlett: Is Mistress of the Seas or Queen of the Seas a better title? I wanna master them. Hmm.
Vee Barlett: Sorry, sorry. I'll ponder that later. Go on.
Rothuss Carder: graciously acknowledges her permission to continue with a nod.
Vee Barlett: grins
BOB a SeaDom
Vee Barlett: OH! Goddess. Duh. Anyways.
Rothuss Carder: So this shepherd, he's lonely, bored, and poor. So he wishes for companionship. Many people. He wishes for money. Lots of gold. And he wishes for importance. A job that will give him respect.
Vee Barlett: Mm, yeah, those a good I suppose.
Vee Barlett: A bit generic but ain't my story.
Rothuss Carder: The Jinn bows his head and says, "Thy will be done, Master." And vanishes. And the shepherd falls instantly asleep.
Rothuss Carder: I mean, I could have used your wishes if you wanted.
Shislif (Parry the Mule): hmm Lonely shepherd around a bunch of sheep, don't like where this is going...
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
Vee Barlett: Nah. Don't make sense for a shepard to wish for those things but go on.
Michael (Jericho): Hey all, just a kindly reminder that I must leave in about 10 minutes :) As much as I love you all, I do have a cutoff there :)
BOB We will pick up next week with the third watch
Rothuss Carder: He wakes up the next morning in a huge bed, soft as the clouds. Softer even than the fleece from his flock. There's girls all around him, sound asleep, like there was a massive party.
BOB you can wake up and see if anyone survived
TMO (Rothuss Carder): am I taking ALL the time? :D
BOB Rothus' story is still going
Michael (Jericho): lol
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (is thid going tobe a monkeypaw??)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (Keep going! This is the encounter!)
Rothuss Carder: I can make the long story short if you want
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (it's seeing if Vee survives the story and/or if Rothuss survivs Vee)
Michael (Jericho): HAH!
Vee Barlett: Nah, ain't doing much else right now. Go as you want. We got a campfire for a reason, yeah?
Parry the Mule: neigh neigh
Vee Barlett: Huh, even the mule is listenin' in apparently.
Rothuss Carder: It turns out he's the local lord. He's being hounded every day with people asking him for things. He can't hardly ever get any time to himself where someone isn't asking for something.
Vee Barlett: Got his position from a jinn?
Rothuss Carder: All those girls around him? Totally brainless. Always yakking away at things he has no interest in. So much so that he can't even hear himself think.
Rothuss Carder: And yeah, he's rich, but the only thing to spend it on is his castle, and it's already bigger than he needs.
Vee Barlett: laughs
Vee Barlett: Sounds like them idiots who go to Pa.
Vee Barlett: At least he has better things to invest in even if he's able to get whoever he wants.
Rothuss Carder: He's traded one hell for another.
Parry the Mule: neigh... neigh
Parry the Mule: farts
Vee Barlett: If he were smart, he'd take them riches and set himself up on another island, live a quieter life and spend that money on good wine or somethin' but just enough that no one knows he's rich.
Rothuss Carder: At least, that's the way *I* view the story. Everybody sees their own tale in it. Everybody gets something different from a story.
Rothuss Carder: That's why I like them
Vee Barlett: It's an interestin' one, I suppose. But what would yer three wishes be?
Rothuss Carder: That's a good question. One I don't have an answer for yet.
Rothuss Carder: grins.
Rothuss Carder: The Jinn never put a time limit on it, see?
Vee Barlett: 'Cause that story means yer gonna think too hard about it.
BOB nice
Vee Barlett: Sure. That's why when ya make deals, you be careful thinkin' them through first, but what's the fun of that for a story and learnin' about others?
Rothuss Carder: leans back against the wall.
Vee Barlett: I mean, if we came across one now, and we had a time limit, it's an easy answer, yeah?
Michael (Jericho): And with that my friends, much hugs, and looking forward to next week :)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (night)
BOB have a great night
wyjyoon (Temperance): Goodnight Michael!
Shislif (Parry the Mule): night!
Michael (Jericho): Don't have too much work Carissa, take some time for yourself yeah?
TMO (Rothuss Carder): g'nite!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol will try
Michael (Jericho): Love ya All :)
'Michael' disconnected
Vee Barlett: Solve the church issue, get rich enough we ain't gotta rely on them for anyone to train, and get me a nice ship.
Shislif (Parry the Mule): take care Michael!
BOB One out of three ain't bad
Rothuss Carder: Okay, so putting an imaginary time limit on my imaginary jinn granting imaginary wishes?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
Vee Barlett: Yeah so ya gotta actually talk about yerself.
Rothuss Carder: starts to lean in, then leans back again and shakes his head.
Rothuss Carder: tsks a couple of times.
Rothuss Carder: I am talking about myself. You're just not listening.
Rothuss Carder: You're not hearing what you expect to hear, so you're not understanding.
Vee Barlett: Yer talkin' about yer village. And if that means yer village matters that much to ya, sure.
Vee Barlett: And how ya don't like makin' decisions.
Rothuss Carder: laughs
Vee Barlett: Fine. How about an easy one for ya? What's yer favorite color?
Rothuss Carder: Blue.
Vee Barlett: See? Easy. And a good answer.
Vee Barlett: Favorite food?
Rothuss Carder: I'm not too picky, but a good warm meat and cheese sandwich, with a bowl of stew is usually pretty darn good.
Vee Barlett: Not my choice, but I see the appeal.
Rothuss Carder: See? You ask specific questioins, you get specific answers.
Vee Barlett: Last one then. How are ya doin' with that navy lady? Just a booty call or somethin' more?
Vee Barlett: rolls eyes
Vee Barlett: 'Cause it's harder for ya to wiggle out of it by pretendin' ya don't understand the question.
Rothuss Carder: considers it.
Rothuss Carder: and ignores that last barb.
Rothuss Carder: She's fun. Pretty smart too. But if you're asking if we're going to get married and settle down, Nah.
Vee Barlett: Oh goddess no. I mean, unless yer into that, but I ain't and can't imagine that. I meant if ya might go steady or not.
Vee Barlett: Or if she's just casual fun.
Rothuss Carder: Oh, that. Doubtful. Hasn't come up, don't really expect it to.
Vee Barlett: Got it. Just makin' sure I didn't miss anythin' there/
Rothuss Carder: Nope, just keepign things simple, not making anything complicated until it needs to be.
Vee Barlett: Smart.
Rothuss Carder: picks up his saber.
Rothuss Carder: You're not Vee, you're an imposter!
Rothuss Carder: That was a compliment!
wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol
BOB grins
Vee Barlett: Ya might be sleep-deprived. I give 'em out, but not often. Gotta keep y'all on yer toes.
Vee Barlett: And I'm sayin' the decision is smart, not you.
Vee Barlett: grins
Rothuss Carder: Okay, that sounds more like you.
Vee Barlett: laughs
Rothuss Carder: puts the saber back down.
Vee Barlett: Think it's almost time for next watch? Hopin' we kept them goblins away.
BOB I would say yes
Rothuss Carder: Hope so. I've been kinda caught up storytelling and not watching.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (lol yes because I feel bad for us dominating but also it was a good watch)
BOB I will say that you have sucessfully completed the second watch
BOB yes it was
Vee Barlett: We're mostly safe here so I wasn't too worried
wyjyoon (Temperance): It was a good story
Vee Barlett: Hope next watch does as well.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (HINT HINT)
Vee Barlett: yawns
BOB and we start with the third watch, and everyone gets reminded of how spell casters memorize spells, etc
Vee Barlett: 'Cause I need sleep.
BOB with your two Priests starting that off
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (because I won't be here early enough to help with third watch but now you see how to talk your way out of it...)
BOB be mean to one of your party members and make them talk
Carissa (Vee Barlett): yup
wyjyoon (Temperance): Not much of a talker, but I'll try
Carissa (Vee Barlett): I suppose you can be nice and get them to talk, too, but that was last campaign
BOB It will be a LOT of fun
TMO (Rothuss Carder): the thing with Rothuss' stories is that actually saying those words out loud would take all of 60 seconds. that is *not* a long story. But put it in here and it feels like a 17 chapter book.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
BOB Jericho and Temperance teaching Levi about the church
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Levi talks. Just ask him lots of questions
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Jericho, too.
TMO (Rothuss Carder): I mean, count up how many sentences I typed as part of that story and it can't have been more than 20.
wyjyoon (Temperance): OOC-wise I haven't decided which Church Temperance even comes from lol
wyjyoon (Temperance): She comes from A Church
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Temperance can just deflect answers by asking any questions! Any question. Any.
wyjyoon (Temperance): But yeah, they both seem like they talk a lot, so I'll just ask questions
TMO (Rothuss Carder): The Holy Church of the Undecided
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
wyjyoon (Temperance): Either that or Temperance will be the third wheel
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lmao
BOB yes that is a very interesting idea Levi, I wonder what that is? that thing over your shoulder, that thing that is MOVING TOWARDS US!!!!!!!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Nah, you just have to ask Levi to rate the guys in his life or something
BOB But also next week heading back into the caves
wyjyoon (Temperance): I- do I want to know
BOB so everyone can get ready for that too
Carissa (Vee Barlett): good luck y'all!
TMO (Rothuss Carder): I'm already ready
BOB How do I know?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol I want to know too now that I typed that
BOB if he really loves me
Carissa (Vee Barlett): depends how often he has to repeat himself :P
Carissa (Vee Barlett): or how many times you sing
BOB I say a prayer with every heart beat
Carissa (Vee Barlett): 1/10
BOB grins
Carissa: so guess this is where I say goodnight?
BOB have a great night everyone
Carissa: cool, night all!
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wyjyoon: Good night! Nice story TMO lol
Shislif (Parry the Mule): night everybody!
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Goodnight!
TMO (Rothuss Carder): g'nite!
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'JtomTMO' disconnected
[100 XP] -> Temperance
TMO (Rothuss Carder): that was Me Desperately Racking My Brains For A Topic
[100 XP] -> MeLange
[100 XP] -> Levi Reed
[100 XP] -> Vee Barlett
[100 XP] -> Rothuss Carder
[100 XP] -> Jericho
wyjyoon: When there is will, there is way
[100 XP] -> Lirtimya
wyjyoon: At least, someone sometime told me
TMO (Rothuss Carder): Winging It: The Story
[65 XP] -> Vee Barlett
[65 XP] -> Rothuss Carder
'wyjyoon' disconnected
TMO: tis funny how much Vee Does Not Get Rothuss.
BOB grins
BOB Is why it is a good group of characters
TMO: Yeah, I need to talk to you about these dice
BOB Good Players, and Good Characters
TMO: I NEED DOUBLE DIGIT ROLLS PLEASE
BOB They are physics based, so use your math... ;)
TMO: well, their physics SUCKS
BOB Seriously the rolls do depend on how hard you toss them, where, and how
GM: [2d10 = 7]
GM: [2d10 = 11]
GM: [2d10 = 5]
BOB see
GM: [d20 = 5]
TMO: the mechanics matters not, if the results are all failures.
TMO: :P
GM: [d20 = 12]
GM: [20d4 = 49]
TMO: Smelting the dice down, forging new ones, and giving them a test roll! [10d4+10d6+10d8+10d10+10d12+10d20 = 294]
TMO: maybe that'll help for next week
BOB That does look like a regular distibution
TMO: it's just one of my frustrations. I can talk a good game, but have terrible dice luck.
BOB Talking is important
TMO: so is hitting goblins. :D
BOB also by the way for the other game if you have your notes on your cargo great, if not you can just roll up what ever misc thing that happens for you to seel there
BOB sell
TMO: I couldn't find the cargo list I did, but I think my money total was changed in game
TMO: the cargo list *might* be in FG, actually.
BOB Not worried about the money, just the flavor part
BOB I can check that tomorrow too when I do this chat
BOB workign the Florida Panthers game tomorrow
TMO: it might be in the logs. let me look.
TMO: sorry for your loss
BOB HAH
BOB it is the NJ Devils down here
TMO: well, have fun
TMO: I'll go check space and see if the cargo is there
BOB you too
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