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'Master TMO' connected

GM: Hello Sir

Master TMO: hola

'wyjyoon' connected

GM: Hello there Wendy

wyjyoon: Hello, hello!

wyjyoon: Sorry, FG's doing something weird again.

GM: No worries

wyjyoon: It's been opening up a 'compiling logs' window lately. I always just close it once it's done loading, but...

'mharmon1' connected

wyjyoon: Maybe it's not a big deal : )

GM: Hello Michael

mharmon1 (Jericho): Hello hello!

mharmon1 (Jericho): just getting set up and drinks and...stuff

mharmon1 (Jericho): OK. And I'm back. So, first things first. Are we safe to say I am here and with shiny boots.

GM: Sile

GM: smile

GM: Yes to Jericho having glowy boots and surviving the piranas

mharmon1 (Jericho): Were they officially Pirana's? I don't rmeember if they were named in the chat. I do remember the leaches. I effing HATE leaches. I've had some latch onto me while whitewater rafting. I don't do river sports anymote

GM: Smiles

wyjyoon (Temperance): I think after the pool of leeches there was a waterfall that led to the piranhas?

mharmon1 (Jericho): A metagaming question for you. Is this like a continuation of when we were here the first time? Like, if we hadn't had to leave, would it still be "this?" Or, do you change things up sometimes when we need to leave, regroup, and then come back. As a DM, do you ever say to yourself, yeah...that's ridiculous. I'm changing that

Master TMO: the fish were not named

GM: Yes I change things all the time

mharmon1 (Jericho): Hey TMO!

mharmon1 (Jericho): OK. Just curious if that was a DM thing you did for adjustments, or if you kinda (no pun intended) just rolled with it

Master TMO: howdy Michael

mharmon1 (Jericho): I'm just picturing fish of the deep in the mountain, with huge eyes, and massive teeth

mharmon1 (Jericho): Does Vee talk to fish via a passive her character has when she created?

GM: She chose Aquatic Languages

mharmon1 (Jericho): Ah, I didn't know that was even a lanugage frankly

Master TMO: I speak rock. But only Igneous. Sedimentary is unintelligible

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oh! And thank you for explaining to Wendy the (lol TMO), the THAC0.

mharmon1 (Jericho): I was again reminded why Jericho should NEVER attempt to be part of combat. LOL

Master TMO: sure thing! I just hope it was clear enough. There is a reason it was universally dropped from every RPG in existence

Master TMO: only the people who were forced to learn it because there weren't any alternatives at the time like it. :)

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oh, I'm sure some old holdouts are still using it. Eh bob? ;)

Jericho: Like COBOL

mharmon1 (Jericho): Like COBOL

Master TMO: exactly

'LemonyLemon' connected

GM: Hey there Lemon!

GM: and yes ignoring the fact that I did actually learn COBOL

Master TMO: howdy Lemon

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I'm ordering food, and I"m here at least until the food has been eaten. After that, no promises

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Hello everyone

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oh, I'm so sorry bob.

mharmon1 (Jericho): My condolenceses

GM: grins

Master TMO: I may have taken a Cobol course in college, but definitely didn't learn it

mharmon1 (Jericho): I'm learning SAP ABAP, and wish I could die, so there is that

mharmon1 (Jericho): At least that's for my job

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oh, sorry. Hi Lemon!

'Shislif' connected

GM: Hello Sharif

mharmon1 (Jericho): Hi Sharif!

Shislif: Hey everybody :)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): hello

Master TMO: howdy Shislif

Shislif (MeLange): we still in this cave?

Shislif (MeLange): hi hi :)

GM: laughs

wyjyoon (Temperance): I opened up the thread to review THAC0 again

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oh buddy. We live in this cave now

wyjyoon (Temperance): Hi Sharif! : )

Shislif (MeLange): lol this is our home now!

Shislif (MeLange): hi Wendy :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol, we'll have to drive out whoever lived here first

wyjyoon (Temperance): Unless we find a way to coexist

mharmon1 (Jericho): Never happen

Shislif (MeLange): sounds like a lot of work :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): Coexisting or driving them out?

Shislif (MeLange): coexisting lol

GM: So you know the cavern you are about to enter is a dangerous place, you know that if anyone is in there they can likely hear you, you know that ledge up above gives them a chance to fire/drop things down onto you once you enter

Master TMO: I believe we were going to have Rothuss try to climb up and peek over the edge

GM: So a quick conversation in whishpers to figure out what is happening

mharmon1 (Jericho): I believe that is a great idea

GM: then dive into it

Shislif (MeLange): fire drop? that doesn't sound fun

wyjyoon (Temperance): Does he need healing for his foot?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Well, our glwy boots makes us an excellent target

Shislif (MeLange): we have any water umbrellas?

Jericho: So, after such a lovely slide and pirana pool, what do we do?

Jericho: If anyone's in there, they probably know we are here

MeLange: maybe we should be very very quiet?

'springdew' connected

Jericho: ...yes

Jericho: ?

Rothuss Carder: shrugs

Jericho: Rothuss? I don't suppose....

Temperance: I believe our original plan was to get someone up to scout, and duck next to the um... pillars?

Temperance: whispers quietly

MeLange: either that or sprint across untill we're clear of that overhang

Rothuss Carder: goes over to the base of the cliff and starts climbing as quietly as possible

MeLange whispers

mharmon1 (Jericho): (We have a map by any chance?)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Or do I need to just open it up)

Image: Lower level of caves

Shislif (MeLange): brb

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

mharmon1 (Jericho): Thanks bob

The river flows through this large cavern, wending its way between tall formations of stalagmites. The southern wall is a steep upward slope leading to a higher level within the same cavern. The interior of this higher level cannot be seen from the cave bottom.

springdew: Hi y'all

wyjyoon (Temperance): Hi Spring!

GM: Hello Spring@!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): yay, spring

springdew: Sorry I'm late. Construction ran long.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): howdy Spring!

mharmon1 (Jericho): Heya Spring!

Ratbone Carder: *cheery wave*

springdew (Ratbone Carder): cheery wave, still in a cave

GM: love

GM: quote

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Climb Walls [PERCENT:Climb Walls] (vs. Target 50) [SUCCESS by 42] [d100 = 8]

Ratbone Carder: Watches brother climbing, disapproving look

Rothuss Carder: slowly, quietly, raises his eyes up over the edge to peer beyond

-> Rothuss Carder: In the top level of the cavern there is a large pile of bones and scraps, remnants of victims carried up from the lower part of the cavern.

mharmon1 (Jericho): To be fair Ratbone, he's trying to keep us kicking

Jericho: To be fair Ratbone, he's trying to keep us kicking

Jericho: Whispers

GM: Rothuss makes it up to the edge of the ledge and see, then comes back down

Ratbone Carder: whispers: so? he still looks like a dork

-> Rothuss Carder: at least 3 to 5 wierd plant people plus things flying around

Jericho: Me or him?

Ratbone Carder: him. i should know, i been looking at him all my life

Levi Reed: Both

mharmon1 (Jericho): Dammit all to hell. My dog is messing himself on my carpet. I will be at least....5 minutes.

Rothuss Carder: *quietly* plant people and flying things, and lots of bones. They definitely get their food from here.

Levi Reed: *quietly* Gonna need more info on the "plant people" and "flying things"

Ratbone Carder: makes a "duh" face

Rothuss Carder: ummm... people made of leaves? and wingy things fluttering about?

Levi Reed: Like birds? Butterflies? Pterodactyls? There's a lot of range in "flying things" man

Rothuss Carder: You want detailed taxonomic info you sent the wrong person up there.

Temperance: Maybe bats?

Temperance: whispers quietly

Rothuss Carder: Maybe.

Ratbone Carder: whispers plant people like that tale Legend of the Ents?

Ratbone Carder: only they were like huuuuuge

Rothuss Carder: No, not trees.

Levi Reed: Did it look like wet leaves or dry leaves? I mean, maybe we can talk to them, but if not, maybe we can set them on fire

Rothuss Carder: I'm gonna say wet. Everything else down here is.

Levi Reed: Fair

Levi Reed: Anyone speak Plant?

Rothuss Carder: tries to rustle

Shislif (MeLange): hey i'm back :)

springdew (Ratbone Carder): hi!

Shislif (MeLange): hi Spring!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): (Lirt is checking to see if his laptop is functional to join, but may have to wait for it to charge up)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Is Mini coming tonight?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): You read my mind

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I thought of wall of fog a few minutes ago. ;)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): they are in Missouri helping out some friends, leaving me here alone for weeks

Levi Reed: Sounds nice

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ooc

Shislif (MeLange): When the cat's away!

wyjyoon (Temperance): The mice will play?

Shislif (MeLange): that's they say :)

mharmon1 (Jericho): I'm back. Apologies

mharmon1 (Jericho): EVERYTHING FLOATS DOWN HERE!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): what

springdew (Ratbone Carder): blink

wyjyoon (Temperance): ?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): so many people, so little It knowledge

mharmon1 (Jericho): I was gonna say...

mharmon1 (Jericho): Glad you got it TMO haha

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): and I've never even seen or read it

mharmon1 (Jericho): Then DOUBLE DOH

springdew (Ratbone Carder): oh the clowin in the sewer one. hard pass

mharmon1 (Jericho): Moving right along, now that it landed completely flat...

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): You guys, I have the flu or something, you can't expect me to know or do things

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Oh, I know all about it, just never seen or read. It's called "Trivia Knowledge"

mharmon1 (Jericho): You have....3 minutes left

Shislif (MeLange): Hope you feel better Lemon!

mharmon1 (Jericho): then be free. I'll vouch for contribution

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Oh well i have managed to miss the trivia also

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Nah, I'm here at least until I eat. Food isn't coming for another 15 minutes

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Mini thinks he can join soonish

springdew (Ratbone Carder): yay

wyjyoon (Temperance): Nice!

mharmon1 (Jericho): If you have the flu, I'd offer some probably unwanted advice not to eat anything at all, and start pounding coke like it was shots

mharmon1 (Jericho): Cola

mharmon1 (Jericho): COKE COLA

mharmon1 (Jericho): Not the other one

GM: Lola la la la Lola

mharmon1 (Jericho): Well, I got that one thanks to my father :)

mharmon1 (Jericho): Great song

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): they don't seel Coke Cola anymore. Haven't for decades. They figured out drugs were bad, mmkay?

GM: grins

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): gross. on both counts

'JtomTMO' connected

mharmon1 (Jericho): No, they figured otu it wasn't profitable to continue lacing....

mharmon1 (Jericho): but I digress

GM: So what is the plan for Rothuss' intel?

GM: Hey there JTom

mharmon1 (Jericho): Actually if you go on their FAQ for Coca Cola International, they will point out they have NEVER done so. I ASK, where's the records?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): at the moment, hoping for Lirt's Wall of Fog spell

Levi Reed: How many did you see up there?

Jericho: What's the damage we're looking at?

Jericho: Winces

Jericho: Poor choice of words

Rothuss Carder: 4 pod people. multiple bats.

MeLange: oh my

Jericho: Pod People?

Jericho: Like....

Jericho: Not attached to anything

Jericho: Wandering around?

Levi Reed: I feel like we should try to talk to them first

Rothuss Carder: shrugs

Rothuss Carder: Just word choice. Don't read things I don't know into it.

Levi Reed: Who wants to be the emissary?

Jericho: Back to Levi's point. Anyone speak plants?

MeLange: Talking is nice, but didn't we just kill some of their colleagues?

Rothuss Carder: Big pile of bones. I repeat... big pile of bones.

MeLange: maybe that'll rub em the wrong way, just sayin

Levi Reed: You mean the yellow boots?

Jericho: Well, whatever was a pile of bones clearly rubbed them the wrong way

MeLange: Plus... cave people, gotta be a saying about em somewhere

Levi Reed: I don't think the mushrooms were likely to be colleagues

Jericho: Pinches the bridge of his nose between thumb and forefinger

MeLange: maybe, maybe they're Thyme people

GM: Rosemary

Levi Reed: I nominate Jericho to go try to talk to them

Jericho: Shrugs

MeLange: Maybe they're rosemary people

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): We are here to pay his debt, after all lol

Shislif (MeLange): :)

Jericho: My funeral I guess

Jericho: Be right behind me I suppose?

Jericho: Please

Levi Reed: ok wait

Jericho: Wait?

Levi Reed: Do we want to go over there and talk to them, or do we want to try and talk to them from afar, and maybe lure them over here

Levi Reed: Where's the best place to be if it comes to a fight?

Jericho: Yeah, I wasn't gonna just waltz right nextr to them

Rothuss Carder: or we could just sneak past...

Jericho: I was gonna shout if possible

Jericho: You think we could?

MeLange: What Jericho and I go together, you guys, especially those with ranged weapons hang back?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Hello all!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Hi mini!

MeLange: what if

GM: Lirt saves the day

Rothuss Carder: I remember ranged weapons being a problem against the plants.

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oh thank god. I actually thought Mini had said that and was walking towards them

mharmon1 (Jericho): Mini-crisis averted

springdew (Ratbone Carder): hi JTom!

mharmon1 (Jericho): Hello!

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Sorry about that, I didn't have my laptop unpacked lol

Temperance: There were four walking leaf / plant / pod people ( ? ) and bats. Maybe sneaking wouldn't be too bad?

Levi Reed: Was there enough room to sneak past?

MeLange: sneaking sounds like a good idea, although i'm not great at sneaking, these good looks attract a lot of attention

Temperance: I do recall someone saying that we should try to save the fog spell for... more dire situations. Thoughts?

GM: You can see where the stream exits the cavern

MeLange: well if we're getting fire bombed from up top, that sounds pretty dire

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): the lines are the ledge?

Lirtimya: I'm fine with using it now

Rothuss Carder: Wait.. who said anything about fire bombs?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Yeah, what about fire bombs?

Jericho: Yeah, what about fire bombs?

Temperance: widens eyes in alarm

MeLange: the voice in our heads?

MeLange: I mean, it's just a possiblity

Rothuss Carder: So is a cave-in.

Jericho: Looks up

Lirtimya: Fire didn't work on the last plant people I tried it on

Jericho: Yeah....

MeLange: oh I mean them fire bombing us

Rothuss Carder: I thought we were just going to go under cover of fog. But whatever. I can run across and get their attention if you want.

MeLange: so like, we just went to get to where the rivers exits over there <points westward> right?

Rothuss Carder: Yep

Jericho: Can we make a run for it?

MeLange: cover of fog does seem like a good idea

Jericho: how far is it really?

Jericho: Make a distraction and make a run for it

Jericho: ?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): are the black lines on the map the ledge?

MeLange: I do like a good distraction, we could start a fire?

Rothuss Carder: You've got fire on the brain today, Mel, you know that?

wyjyoon (Temperance): I was trying to read the description of the location that BOB put but I didn't get to finish

wyjyoon (Temperance): So I'm not sure about the lines : )

MeLange: Well thank you Rothuss, not so bad yourself

GM: Yes to Lemon for the ledge

Temperance: Maybe we could throw a torch in a different direction?

Rothuss Carder: There's only two directions. Here and there.

wyjyoon (Temperance): Thanks BOB

Rothuss Carder: Well, there's also up there. So three

Levi Reed: There are three

Levi Reed: yes, thank you

Levi Reed: I'm guessing we don't want to go up there unless we have to

GM: It is always 50/50 sometimes it happens sometimes it doesn't

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): How many spells you got left, Lirt?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I think all

Rothuss Carder: How many of us know how to climb cliffs?

GM: crickets

GM: also yes to Lirt

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Yeah I've got acid arrow two burning hands one detet magic and one wall of fog

GM: See you need to put JTom in charge

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Oh, yeah

GM: smiles

Levi Reed: Ok, Lirt, you make the call on this one

Rothuss Carder: (LINK)

MeLange: Go Lirt Go

GM: LOL TMO

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): What our options? I missed them

mharmon1 (Jericho): Nice TMO. YOu been saving that one for awhile???

mharmon1 (Jericho): :)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): It just dropped this week

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): We've got forward back and up?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I actually wasn't making a statement, it just popped up in my feed again and I thought y'all would enjoy it. :D

GM: As I see your options: obscure/hide to go sneak/run through the cavern and hope to avoid anyone attacking you or B go in boldly and counter attack anything that comes your way because few can get up to the ledge

Shislif (MeLange): oh my that was a lot of noise lol

mharmon1 (Jericho): I agree with bob's assessment. If people can just assume Jericho can make it up without a specially tailored harness, I gott have a serious conversation with you in person

mharmon1 (Jericho): I can't even use a goddamn ladder properly

Shislif (MeLange): I mean even if Jeri can make it up there, if there are bad guys up there then he's all by himself to fight em?

Lirtimya: Well sneaking is probably a lot better of an option, we really don't want a repeat of our last battle, I can cast a wall of fog and we can sneak through it, just make sure you don't lose the group

mharmon1 (Jericho): What's the penalitys or rolls for Sneak bob

GM: You could have some people go UP to distract as the rest go past, but that is up to the group ideas

Rothuss Carder: Do we still have a rope? We can use it to keep together

GM: You roll your hide in shadows, etc. so Thieves yes can really sneak the rest hope to not trip

Shislif (MeLange): Mel would offer to go up but he got no climbing skills, but he is ambidextrous so that's nice

springdew (Ratbone Carder): We are supposed to still have one rope

GM: You have 1 last 50 foot rope with you

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I've got climb but not sneak. but do have good dex

Shislif (MeLange): I feel like going under the cover of fog may be the safest option?

Jericho: I have a spell of Obscurement.30 feet by 30 feet

springdew (Ratbone Carder): I also have climb but no sneak

Jericho: But that's the last spell of that level I got

Rothuss Carder: How about we just try Lirt's fog, and then wing it from there?

GM: Far wall from the ledge and hope to use cover from the stalagities ? or close to the ledge and move faster

MeLange: think we'll need it later?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Pause

GM: Compare Wall of Fog from Lirt with Obscurement from Jericho

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): don't know Obsurement

mharmon1 (Jericho): Sorry, wrong pic

mharmon1 (Jericho): not uncofmortable

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): that's okay

mharmon1 (Jericho): just slow down

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): what's up?

GM: Thank you Michael

Shislif (MeLange): Obscurement? That sounds cool

mharmon1 (Jericho): So

mharmon1 (Jericho): Bob brought up a gameplay rule I'd like clarification on.

springdew (Ratbone Carder): how do we get the non-climbers up before the fog dissipates?

mharmon1 (Jericho): If we "use" the stalgtites as cover, does this aid sneaking even if we aren't a theif bob?

User has gone AFK. (JtomTMO)

Jericho: Obscurement - Range: 0, AoE: (level x 10)-ft.-sq., Duration: 4 rds./level, Cast Time: 5, Save: None

GM: No to adding to sneaking, Yes to adding to Cover which is a +2 to +4 to your AC

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I need to go help bring in dinner afk

mharmon1 (Jericho): (no don't cast taht)

User has gone AFK. (JtomTMO)

mharmon1 (Jericho): OK. So for people who may not know

mharmon1 (Jericho): If we arne't theifs, the plus 2 defintely helps if we use cover

mharmon1 (Jericho): Speed may be nice, but cover is better for stealth IN MY opinion.

mharmon1 (Jericho): As for Comparison

GM: For Wendy and Lemon, if you are an AC 10 and a +2 means you drop to an 8 so you are 10% harder to hit

Shislif (MeLange): cover seems like a good idea

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh, okay, thank you BOB! : )

Shislif (MeLange): but they're not really clear on the map/image, so we would just describe going to cover I assume?

GM: Also for Sharif who might not (how DARE YOU!) not read the site in the last two days

GM: qutoe

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): good call on the things michael

mharmon1 (Jericho): Now, we can continue with spells and other discussion, just wanted to clal out potential bonuses on rolls for these types of stiuations

Shislif (MeLange): oh lol lemme go check!

mharmon1 (Jericho): Sometimes we don't get that lucky :D

Ratbone Carder: in basic training they taught us the difference between cover and concelament. cover will slow down bullets for you. concelament will help you not be seen

springdew (Ratbone Carder): ooc

GM: This IS an area where I am good with planning and making sure everyone knows where and what you are capable of,

springdew (Ratbone Carder): it looks like the D&D rules imply the same thing

GM: becuase 60 minutes of planning for an intense 5 round combat is ok

mharmon1 (Jericho): If that isn't a divine intervetion people, I don't know what is

GM: Excellent comparison Spring

mharmon1 (Jericho): So, one moment. I'm trying to find a way to copy paste the text of obscruement into the discord lol

GM: go to Spells

wyjyoon (Temperance): I'm trying to review the spells I have to see if I can help with anything. I think most require some sort of material besides the holy symbol

mharmon1 (Jericho): in the discord bob? I am here, I see the description, but it won't let me grab the slippy text

GM: This spell causes a misty vapor to arise around the caster. It persists in this locale for four rounds per caster level and reduces the visibility ranges of all types of vision (including infravision) to 2d4 feet. The ground area affected by the spell is a square progression based on the caster's level: a 10-foot x 10-foot area at 1st level, a 20-foot x 20-foot area at 2nd level, a 30-foot x 30-foot area at 3rd level, and so on. The height of the vapor is restricted to 10 feet, although the cloud will otherwise expand to fill confined spaces. A strong wind (such as from the 3rd-level wizard spell gust of wind ) can cut the duration of an obscurement spell by 75%. This spell does not function under water.

mharmon1 (Jericho): HOW?

mharmon1 (Jericho): HOW DID YOU DO IT?

GM: Magic

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I mean, we can do a song and dance number to inspire y'all to be really sneaky, but that might defeat the purpose

mharmon1 (Jericho): Tha'ts not funny bob

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol

GM: grins

mharmon1 (Jericho): Now, that is Obscrue. What is fog?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Reminds me of that don't be suspicious chant

GM: By casting this spell, the wizard creates a billowing wall of misty vapors in any area within the spell range. The wall of fog obscures all sight, normal and infravision, beyond 2 feet. The caster may create less vapor if he wishes. The wall must be a roughly cubic or rectangular mass, at least 10 feet across in its smallest dimension. The misty vapors persist for three or more rounds. Their duration can be halved by a moderate wind, and they can be blown away by a strong wind. The material component is a pinch of split dried peas.

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Off topic, but for some dumb reason, I've listened to that damn song like three times. It just resonates with us. Sometimes we feel like we literally don't do anything and it's just so rock on)

GM: Sometimes moving things forward does not equate with moving physically forward

GM: other times you just need to ROLL THE DAMN DICE

GM: grins

GM: brb

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): in this case, I think we're just waiting on Lirt to come back with dinner.

Rothuss Carder: my suggestion, fwiw, is wall of fog, then against the far wall behind stalagmites for cover and as quiet as we can. Just keep your hands on the wall to keep oriented

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): ooc (I WAS HOLDING ALT)

Shislif (MeLange): also brb

mharmon1 (Jericho): I agree with that

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

mharmon1 (Jericho): the Suggestion, not BRB

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I return, but I have no idea for how long, company is over and I may need to go socialize

mharmon1 (Jericho): Pff

mharmon1 (Jericho): Kiddo, we ARE the company

GM: back and see Discord for the shirt

mharmon1 (Jericho): of HEROES

GM: You do not need anyone but US JTom

springdew (Ratbone Carder): hahahaha

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): any objections to just using him while he's here quickly then?

GM: and so

mharmon1 (Jericho): One of us, one of us, one of us

GM: you have the two spell descriptions there for you

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Lol, I don't think my mom would be very happy if I told her I've already got company

mharmon1 (Jericho): Hell no. Use his spell so I don't waste mine!

GM: grins with JTom

mharmon1 (Jericho): (no offense bud :) )

GM: blame BOB, everyone does

mharmon1 (Jericho): Damn straight

wyjyoon (Temperance): I think TMO's option is pretty good. We might as well try using the wall of fog for sneaking

mharmon1 (Jericho): Although after 6 years, it might as well be a relisous observence. Even my closest friends don't distriburb my rest on the eve of Friday unless Dire

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Sounds good to me

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): TMO, can't you make a phone call and explain that we REALLY need Lirt here tonight?

GM: So the current plan on the table is Lirt casts Wall of Fog, the group tries to get across the cavern as fast as possible and then we see what happens

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): cast the spell and then we won't NEED him, just want him. :D

mharmon1 (Jericho): Buy her Icecream

mharmon1 (Jericho): supposedly that works

mharmon1 (Jericho): I believe

GM: I did jokingly look at that years ago, to qualify as a church for tax purposes

mharmon1 (Jericho): huh

mharmon1 (Jericho): I mean....they turned you down?

mharmon1 (Jericho): We're all the proof you need

mharmon1 (Jericho): Hell, you even have decades of paperwork

mharmon1 (Jericho): on the site

GM: You need regular meetings, in a specific regular space with a set number of attendees

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Seems I d o not have to go socialize with people irl lol

GM: Excellent JTom

mharmon1 (Jericho): HEY NOW, if Weird chruches can form REMOTELY due to Covid, I want you to recheck that crap

mharmon1 (Jericho): Cause I'd laugh

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): "The churhc of the dragonslayers"

mharmon1 (Jericho): snort

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, I mean, our regular space is the internet

GM: So to move forward Lirt needs to draw on the map the extent of the wall of Fog

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): if anyone has a better plan, post it. If anyone objects to the plan, post it. If none of those exist, we should probably get on with it. :)

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): With the typo, obviously

GM: then we move forward with things

mharmon1 (Jericho): I do have a clarification

mharmon1 (Jericho): We know we are doing fog

GM: Ask away

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Yes, I am in favor of wall of fogging it

mharmon1 (Jericho): great

mharmon1 (Jericho): but

mharmon1 (Jericho): I stil lthink it would be benficial to keep the Stag stuff between us and them, for "cover"

mharmon1 (Jericho): Simply running

mharmon1 (Jericho): I mean

mharmon1 (Jericho): It's a cave. Echolocation and stuff?

GM: Understood so keep to the far (north) wall when you move

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, it should be, if we're creeping along the far wall

Levi Reed: yes, that

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ooc

mharmon1 (Jericho): OK

mharmon1 (Jericho): Just making sure we don't cast and then Sprint

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): How does that look?

GM: Not seeing it JTom

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I don't know the sizing, so it may be too large

Image: Lower level of caves

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I'm on that map, with the two circles in the hallway

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Oh, that's where we came from isn't it?

GM: I put the 20 foot cube on the mape where I think you want it

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): and now we get to the technical difficulties part of the game. :D

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): that's 20'????

GM: 2d4+3 rnds

GM: Yeap 20 foot by 20 foot by 20 foot

Lirtimya: [2d4 = 7]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): okay, so this cavern is WAY LARGER than I thought. Usually the squares are 5' or 10' cubes, not 20'

GM: so 10 rounds of fog

mharmon1 (Jericho): huh

mharmon1 (Jericho): well

mharmon1 (Jericho): My scale was WAY off LOL

mharmon1 (Jericho): Sorry for the spell bud

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): As long as it works

mharmon1 (Jericho): So....maybe that was a great distraction instead?

mharmon1 (Jericho): And we shall "cover" our way to freedom?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): ok, so no need for rope or touching to wall to know wherre you are. we'll be able to see just fine.

GM: It will have an effect

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oh good. So, still using cover to potentially freedom?

Rothuss Carder: Mel, you and Levi first, then the rest, I'll bring up the rear.

GM: If you place it where it is on the map it blocks the view from the ledge down to the stream

MeLange: Thumbs up

Rothuss Carder: Everybody keep quiet and move soft

GM: and yes blocking past that too

Temperance: nods in assent

GM: and GO

GM: round one

Levi Reed: [TOWER] [SKILL] Ranger: Hide in Shadows [PERCENT:Ranger: Hide in Shadows] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 67] [d100 = 77]

Levi Reed: [TOWER] [SKILL] Ranger: Move Silently [PERCENT:Ranger: Move Silently] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 42] [d100 = 54]

[ROUND 1]

mharmon1 (Jericho): What do we roll bob?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Dex?

GM: Nothing

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oh

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): After you, Mel

Levi Reed: After you, Mel

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): following the back wall?

GM: Staying on the far side of the stream avoids the fog, staying on the far wall gives you cover also

Shislif (MeLange): shall I keep going?

Shislif (MeLange): oh ok good call

mharmon1 (Jericho): As soon as I can, I'll move. Blocked by some PC

MeLange: <whispers> Stirge n flying stuff

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): no but the foggggg

mharmon1 (Jericho): Holy shit. Those aren't bats, those are Satan's personal mosquito gaurd

wyjyoon (Temperance): I'm trying to move a little further, sorry

mharmon1 (Jericho): They don't even get fun knicknames, that's how you know it's serious!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Not where I wanted, but computer says that's where I went

GM: and so here is where we pause

Rothuss Carder: the rest of you, if a fight breaks out, move as fast as you can to the other side. Let us deal with the fighting, you can do magic or whatever from there.

mharmon1 (Jericho): Nods

Jericho: Nods

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): maybe they won't attack ... weak laugh

GM: Mel and Levi went first, then Temperance and as she moves things appear out of the fog/over the fog from the ledge to attack

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Just so y'all know, I'm about to pop some nyquil, so you have me until that kicks in

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Darn, I guess we didn't plan that well)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (But we tried)

Stirge 5: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 1 ] [AC: 2 ] [MISS]

Shislif (MeLange): enjoy Lemon!

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Don't mix with Alchohol and you'll be good for a few more hours)

mharmon1 (Jericho): :)

Stirge 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 2]

Attack [2] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Levi Reed] [Hit-AC: 16 vs. 7 ] [AC: 16 ] [MISS]

Stirge 2: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 14]

Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Temperance] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 10 ] [AC: 4 ] [HIT]

Stirge 2: [DAMAGE (M)] Beak [TYPE: Piercing (1d3=3)] [d3 = 3]

Damage [3] -> [to Temperance] [STATUS: Moderate]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I think Bob just rolled a good perception check

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, I was planning on finishing up my mimosa ingredients this weekend because my orange juice is about to go bad, but I zero percent feel like drinking

mharmon1 (Jericho): Damn really?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Shoot

GM: So Melange, and Levi both get attacked but wave them away,

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oh sorry Lemon. That was to TMO response, not yours

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): i know

GM: Temperance gets one STUCK into her torso, where it is happy to continue to suck out her blood

wyjyoon (Temperance): Yay

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): wow

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): The stuff in this cave REALLY likes temperance

GM: We are now at Rat and Jericho

wyjyoon (Temperance): It really does

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Ratbone

GM: smiles

mharmon1 (Jericho): (I don't mind going)

GM: Michael goes first then Spring

GM: go for it

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Are Stirgest 1 HD?)

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Oh okay

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Frist?)

Shislif (MeLange): oh man Car Weathers passed, bummer

Shislif (MeLange): Carl

GM: Does not matter on HD

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Hit die)

mharmon1 (Jericho): They not less then one Hit Die?

Shislif (MeLange): we using combat tracker?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Then yeah, this is gonna suck (get it?)

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol

GM: Yes to Sharif, but out of order right now as they are shifting around, next round will matter

Jericho: See's Stirge in Templrance

Jericho: Gods

Jericho: Looks and tries to pul lit off

GM: So make a To Hit on that Stirge

GM: Stirge #2

Levi Reed: can we attack these things normally or will we murder the people they're stuck to

Shislif (MeLange): cool

Jericho: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-1 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Mace, Footmans) [at Temperance] [AC: 3 ]

GM: You need a Called Shot to avoid hitting the person it is on

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ooc

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ok thank you

mharmon1 (Jericho): So a fist? Darn, uh. That rule I've forgotten

GM: and Jericho attacked Temperance and not the Stirge

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): yeah please don't do this

mharmon1 (Jericho): Is that a Penalty? also damn. LOL. I thought I was supposed to target her

mharmon1 (Jericho): sorry

mharmon1 (Jericho): one sec

MeLange: Jeri rude!

mharmon1 (Jericho): Called Shot!

Temperance: looks dazed by the attack

mharmon1 (Jericho): What's the penalty on the dice roll bob?

Temperance: Oof

mharmon1 (Jericho): For fucks sake, she was NOT attacked

GM: Just roll and I can handle it

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol

GM: Temperance WAS attacked by a Stirge and drained of blood for 5 points

mharmon1 (Jericho): OK. Their icons have merged. What is the number on the damn thing

GM: #2 on the combat tracker

mharmon1 (Jericho): TY

Jericho: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-1 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Mace, Footmans) [at Stirge 2] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 8 ] [AC: 9 ] [MISS]

GM: That is a miss

mharmon1 (Jericho): Well, someone elses problem

mharmon1 (Jericho): I'm done for the round

mharmon1 (Jericho): Sorry Temprence :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): You're good, thank you for trying : )

GM: Now Ratbone then Lirt and Rothuss

GM: Do you ignore the directions to run and help Temperance?

GM: Or just run out of the cavern

springdew (Ratbone Carder): I do ignore, and try to help TEmperance

mharmon1 (Jericho): I mean. I'm cold, but not that cold

mharmon1 (Jericho): Its literally stuck to her

wyjyoon (Temperance): I mean, I won't take it personal : ) Do what y'all think is best!

Ratbone Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Severe] [d20-5 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Club) [at Stirge 2] [Hit-AC: 13 vs. 8 ] [AC: 13 ] [MISS]

mharmon1 (Jericho): Kill it with fire

mharmon1 (Jericho): You can heal right?

mharmon1 (Jericho): :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): Um, I think so?

mharmon1 (Jericho): NO

GM: That is a miss

mharmon1 (Jericho): Sorry, I wouldn't do that

springdew (Ratbone Carder): wow, somehow i missed that

GM: Lirt is up

mharmon1 (Jericho): I swear to god, if we die to a strige, I will never forgive myself

GM: There is a reason why they are feared by all

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I don't have muhc I can do here

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): are we... in rounds or?

mharmon1 (Jericho): I would have cast Anti-vermin barrier, but they do have a hit die, so kinda screwed here

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I'm sorry, my brain is all fog right now

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I've got a dagger, I don't really want to shoot fire or arrows at people

GM: You can go 30 more feet and attack or 50 more feet and hide

mharmon1 (Jericho): Should we just get to where we can hide and then deal with it?

mharmon1 (Jericho): We have what four rounds for the fog?

GM: 9 more after this

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): 10, I thought

GM: Yes this is round 1 of it

mharmon1 (Jericho): So yeah not to worreid about that, but can at least get to the hidey hole for pulling the damn things off?

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 19]

Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger) [at Stirge 1] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 8 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]

GM: Damn

GM: Roll yoru damage

Lirtimya: [DAMAGE (M)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (1d4=3)] [d4 = 3]

mharmon1 (Jericho): I do believe Lirt is not in the lead for most able to actually hti something

GM: will apply

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): who needs fighters when we have wizards with sharp knives?

mharmon1 (Jericho): *now

Shislif (MeLange): to bad Parry isn't here

wyjyoon (Temperance): Nice!

Stirge 1's health adjusted by -3

mharmon1 (Jericho): Why Lisa had a dagger collection

GM: Falls

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Who needs to use fancy magic when ytou can stab things?

mharmon1 (Jericho): You. You need fancy magic LOL

wyjyoon (Temperance): I can see why Vee likes shanking so much

mharmon1 (Jericho): Stabbing is a side bonus

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): lol

mharmon1 (Jericho): Vee should be taking pointers from Lirt

wyjyoon (Temperance): Maybe that's why Vee likes Lirt too

mharmon1 (Jericho): haha

GM: LOL

GM: Rothuss is up

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): is #4 in range for Rothuss to reach and attack this round?

GM: yes

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): this 20' is messing me up. :D Who does 20' grid squares, anyways??

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): ... why did it target from Ratbone??

GM: grins

GM: evil GMs who want to create large caverns

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): mental note: ask scale every time

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Stirge 4] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 8 ] [AC: 2 ] [HIT]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): *GASP!*

GM: You can always test your self with pointers

GM: and falls over dead

springdew (Ratbone Carder): woo hoo

GM: THUNK

wyjyoon (Temperance): Yay!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Rothuss is dead?

GM: I am

wyjyoon (Temperance): No, the stirge is dead

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I HIT SOMETHING WITH MY SWORD! ALERT THE MEDIA! CALL THE PRESIDENT!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): oh, whew

Shislif (MeLange): silly stirge

GM: Now roll damage

Rothuss Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Sabre [TYPE: slashing (1d6+1=6)] [d6+1 = 6]

Damage [6] -> [to Stirge 4] [STATUS: Heavy]

wyjyoon (Temperance): Holy mother nature

mharmon1 (Jericho): FUCK. THE PLANT MONSTERS ARE HERE

Pod man 5: JUMPS down

mharmon1 (Jericho): WE"RE ALL GONNA DIE

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I can't end my turn

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): what happened to the fun naaaaames

mharmon1 (Jericho): Does it fall over from jumping that height?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Or does it superman land?

GM: It squishes a bit

GM: then bounces back up

mharmon1 (Jericho): We're fucked

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): He looks like a mushroom in the picture, but Rothuss said leaves

Shislif (MeLange): lol

GM: NOW everyone re-roll Init

GM: Rothuss lies

Levi Reed: [INIT] [d10 = 6]

Temperance: [INIT] [d10 = 8]

Ratbone Carder: [INIT] [d10 = 9]

mharmon1 (Jericho): one second

Rothuss Carder: [INIT] [d10 = 1]

Lirtimya: [INIT] [d10 = 5]

Jericho: [INIT] [d10 = 6]

MeLange: [INIT] [d10 = 2]

GM: everyone is all set

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): dammit rothuss!

GM: We will go from the top for Init now

[TURN] Rothuss Carder

mharmon1 (Jericho): So, who's up for PC generation?

mharmon1 (Jericho): ;)

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Pod man 5] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 9 ] [AC: 7 ] [HIT]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): *GASP!*

GM: The man is on fire

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): nah, we can take this guy

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I HIT SOMETHING WITH MY SWORD! ALERT THE MEDIA! CALL THE PRESIDENT!

mharmon1 (Jericho): HOLY SHIT

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): not large, I assume?

springdew (Ratbone Carder): LOL!!!

GM: Man sized

Rothuss Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Sabre [TYPE: slashing (1d6+1=7)] [d6+1 = 7]

Damage [7] -> [to Pod man 5] [STATUS: Heavy]

mharmon1 (Jericho): GET THE POPE DOWN HERE! WE HAVE A MIRACLE TO REPORT!

[TURN] MeLange

wyjyoon (Temperance): pops confetti

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20+1 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Stirge 5] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 8 ] [AC: 9 ] [MISS]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): btw, you said the stirge died, but it isn't dead on the map

Shislif (MeLange): two goes?

GM: Yes to Sharif, you can take your second attack

GM: and which one TMO? One is dead

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20+1 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Stirge 5] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 8 ] [AC: 3 ] [HIT]

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Battle axe [TYPE: slashing (1d8+3=7)] [d8+3 = 7]

Damage [7] -> [to Stirge 5] [STATUS: Critical]

Shislif (MeLange): close one

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Stirge 4. thought you said it was dead when I hit it, but then you had me roll damage too

[TURN] Stirge 5

GM: Sorry no that was me being dead for you hitting, you did do 6 points but it is not dead yet

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): ah, ok!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): sorry for misunderstanding

springdew (Ratbone Carder): yeah i misunderstood the same

Stirge 5: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 1 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Lirtimya

wyjyoon (Temperance): I really did think that stirge died too

GM: 1 dead 1 critically wounded

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Should I go attack then pod man? I don't think I can get to Temperance

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): whatever you think best. heat of the moment, snap decision

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Can I get to temperance or can I not step over this stirge?

GM: you can easily get past the dead stirge, it is small about 2 foot big

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): stirges are about 1' long bugs. should be easily stepped over

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): 2 foot, sorry

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Stirge 2?

GM: A minus 4 to hit it becuase it is latched onto her sucking her blood

GM: Yes

GM: #2

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger) [at Stirge 2] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 8 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I think I missed

GM: Also a THUD as somethign else tries to jump down over the ledge into the fog and DIES from impact

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Heeeeyyy, I was going to ask if it's a -4 when it's my turn! I learned a thing!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): YAY

GM: Yay to Lemon

GM: click next for JTom

mharmon1 (Jericho): Maybe it speared itself on a Stalagtite

wyjyoon (Temperance): Could be, but one less thing to worry about, I hope?

[TURN] Jericho

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I was also going to ask how to do that, but I'm going to just try and go for it, because I THINK I remember.

mharmon1 (Jericho): Don't judge me guys, this is kinda an iffy situation. I don't wantt ohear it later

Shislif (MeLange): brb bio break

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Effect ['Produce Flame'] -> [to Jericho] [by Jericho]

Jericho: [DAMAGE] Produce Flame [TYPE: fire (1d4+1=5)] [d4+1 = 5]

Damage [5] -> [to Pod man 5] [STATUS: Critical]

[TURN] Pod man 2

[TURN] Pod man 1

[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): no judgement at all Michael. you and I can have an ooc convo on it if you want.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): or Rothuss can even talk IC with him. Try to help him figure things out

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): sorry, which one is attached to temperance?

mharmon1 (Jericho): (No it was just I had to "use" my last level 2 spell)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (This is pretty serious)

wyjyoon (Temperance): I think #2?

GM: Yes #2

mharmon1 (Jericho): (I just didn't see many other options then fleeing)

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [-4] [d20-4 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Stirge 2] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 8 ] [AC: 9 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Jericho

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): welp

mharmon1 (Jericho): Wait

GM: Yes that was right Lemon

mharmon1 (Jericho): How am I on here twice?

mharmon1 (Jericho): I've gone this round

[TURN] Pod man 4

GM: a minus 4 for the called shot

[TURN] Vee Barlett

[TURN] Pod man 5

Pod man 5: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 2]

Attack [2] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 17 vs. 8 ] [AC: 17 ] [MISS]

Pod man 5: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 8 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Temperance

mharmon1 (Jericho): I mean, thankfully they seem to ve having some trouble too?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Ok, can I try to stab this thing by reaching arms around it?

GM: yes

wyjyoon (Temperance): Or are my arms not free enough for that?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Ok

Temperance: Temperance tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

Levi Reed: Sorry guys, I think I'm out for the night. I'm sorry!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ooc

GM: Drag the Attack Roll onto the Stirge

Temperance: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

mharmon1 (Jericho): Night Lemon

GM: HUGS to Lemon

Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Dagger) [at Temperance] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 10 ] [AC: 5 ] [HIT]

GM: Yes that is

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): gnite!

mharmon1 (Jericho): Throw yourself at a creature before you go!

mharmon1 (Jericho): :)

GM: Now do the same with damage

Levi Reed: I tried!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ooc again

Temperance: [DAMAGE (R)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (1d4=3)] [d4 = 3]

Damage [3] -> [to Temperance] [STATUS: Heavy]

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): sorry story chat person

mharmon1 (Jericho): HUGS

'LemonyLemon' disconnected

wyjyoon (Temperance): Hugs Lemon it's probably me, but don't worry about it!

GM: and click next

[TURN] Ratbone Carder

GM: Wendy made Lemon sick you saw her admit to it

springdew (Ratbone Carder): looking

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh, I meant that I was probably going to be the story chat person

GM: grins

wyjyoon (Temperance): But yes, I guess that too : )

GM: LOL

wyjyoon (Temperance): We work in the same place so what goes around just gets both me and her

springdew (Ratbone Carder): I can't tell, is the stirge still on Temperance?

GM: Yes

Ratbone Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Severe] [d20-5 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Club) [at Stirge 2] [Hit-AC: 16 vs. 8 ] [AC: 16 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Stirge 1

[TURN] Stirge 3

GM: OH

GM: Just realized Temp stabbed herself instead of the Stirge

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh, whoops

wyjyoon (Temperance): Why did I do that

Temperance's health adjusted by +3

wyjyoon (Temperance): I thought I rolled it on the correct icon

Stirge 2's health adjusted by -3

GM: It is not dead but very very wounded

[TURN] Stirge 4

GM: That stirge flies back up to the nest to avoid the swords and daggers

GM: Same with that one but Rothuss gets to stab it before it flees

GM: #4

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): attack of opportunity isn't going to mess with my next attack, just checking

GM: correct

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Stirge 4] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 8 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

GM: OOC only is an issue with so many attacks it is higher than your Con

[TURN] Stirge 2

wyjyoon (Temperance): brb

GM: [d20 = 18]

GM: Nope too stupid to leave a good lunch

GM: SUCKS more out of Temperance

Stirge 2: [DAMAGE (M)] Beak [TYPE: Piercing (1d3=3)] [d3 = 3]

Damage [3] -> [to Temperance] [STATUS: Heavy]

[TURN] Pod man 3

[ROUND 2]

[TURN] Rothuss Carder

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 1]

Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Pod man 5] [Hit-AC: 18 vs. 9 ] [AC: 18 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): lol - I knew it was too good to last

Shislif (MeLange): woo just in time lol

[TURN] MeLange

Shislif (MeLange): so stirge 5 is still alive?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I even thought about using 2 weapons, just in case

GM: Yes Stirge 5 is alive

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): #5 is alive!

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20+1 = 2]

Attack [2] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Stirge 5] [Hit-AC: 16 vs. 8 ] [AC: 16 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

Shislif (MeLange): no 2nd roll?

GM: No next round you get two attacks

[TURN] Stirge 5

GM: on Odd number rounds

wyjyoon (Temperance): Back. I see that the stirge still wants more blood

Shislif (MeLange): cool

Stirge 5: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 3]

Attack [3] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 15 vs. 1 ] [AC: 15 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Lirtimya

User has gone AFK. (JtomTMO)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): bad timing Mini!

GM: Will come back to her

[TURN] Jericho - [Produce Flame; [D: 3]]

Jericho: [DAMAGE] Produce Flame [TYPE: fire (1d4+1=3)] [d4+1 = 3]

Damage [3] -> [to Pod man 5] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 1] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

[TURN] Pod man 2

GM: [d6 = 2]

mharmon1 (Jericho): What the fuck is that thing

Pod man 2's health adjusted by -2

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oh

mharmon1 (Jericho): Just a Chuthulu pod Creature

Pod man 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Jericho] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 10 ] [AC: 2 ] [HIT]

Pod man 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 10]

Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Jericho] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 10 ] [AC: 9 ] [HIT]

Effect ['Grapple: Negative to actions'] -> [to Jericho] [by Pod man 1]

wyjyoon (Temperance): Looked like an electrocuted hairball for a second

springdew (Ratbone Carder): :-)

mharmon1 (Jericho): Next round, my last firebal from the spell will be used, so I'm not going to be any use after that

GM: Jericho looks on in horror as a plant like pod person DROPS down from the ledge, takes damage, then wraps its limbs around him and starts to bind him up

GM: No more spell use

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): aSorry about that, got the low battery signal and needed to go find my charger

GM: No more moving

mharmon1 (Jericho): Then yeah, you guys are totally fudged

mharmon1 (Jericho): And bob is punishing me for something. I gaurantee it

GM: BUT LOL

GM: Now Lirt can go

[TURN] Pod man 1

mharmon1 (Jericho): That being said, the spell will produce flame as a passive bob. Its on my hand

mharmon1 (Jericho): No casting needed

[TURN] Lirtimya

mharmon1 (Jericho): I can't move, but it might still burn?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Can I stab the plant thing?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): grapple check!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Would it burn you with it if it's still wrapped around you?

GM: Nice Point Michael will check

GM: and yes to JTom

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger) [at Pod man 2] [Hit-AC: 16 vs. 9 ] [AC: 16 ] [MISS]

mharmon1 (Jericho): As long as you don't stab me JTom, you do you :)

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I'm so good at stabbing things :)

GM: For Michael, I will rule that no you cannot use the flame to affect, as it says you have to hurl it at the target and you are bound up so cannot move enough to "throw" the flame at the creature

GM: and LOL with JTom

[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

[TURN] Jericho

Jericho: Sounds sqauare.

mharmon1 (Jericho): Sounds sqauare.

[TURN] Pod man 4

mharmon1 (Jericho): I mean

[TURN] Vee Barlett

Jericho: Squirms

springdew (Ratbone Carder): it's okay JTom i can't hit it with a club

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol

[TURN] Pod man 5

[TURN] Temperance

Temperance: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Dagger) [at Stirge 2] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 8 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

wyjyoon (Temperance): Welp

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Temperence unloads her Tommy Gun on the pod person

[TURN] Ratbone Carder

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Temperance at that point is just ance TMO

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): what?

GM: Spring?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): take away the temper

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Uhm, I attacked, nothing happened

GM: It did not roll in the chat

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Now the joke is no fun TMO

Ratbone Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Severe] [d20-5 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Knife) [at Stirge 2] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 8 ] [AC: 8 ] [HIT]

GM: yeap

Ratbone Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Knife [TYPE: slashing, piercing (1d3=2)] [d3 = 2]

Damage [2] -> [to Stirge 2] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 1] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

[TURN] Stirge 1

[TURN] Stirge 2

[TURN] Pod man 3

GM: awesome dice effect

[ROUND 3]

wyjyoon (Temperance): It was so cool how it twirled around

[TURN] Lirtimya

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Hee!

Shislif (MeLange): i agree

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I have dissapeared?

springdew (Ratbone Carder): i think it's werewolf or vampire or something

wyjyoon (Temperance): I could just sit and watch you guys roll all the cool dice, ngl

GM: Sorry moved the wrong Toiken

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger) [at Pod man 2] [Hit-AC: 16 vs. 9 ] [AC: 16 ] [MISS]

GM: and Wendy you can look in the store for any cool dice you want but also go to the menu and see what your current dice can do

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Again? Another 4?

GM: The mage complaining she is not killing things with a dagger ;P

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Lirt somehow got a null Initiative. ;)

GM: Click nect

[TURN] Rothuss Carder

GM: Yeah something happened with Lirt and Jericho on the CT

GM: I moved them to the earliest in the round to try to solve it

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Lirt needs to gether depth perception cehcked because as far as I'm aware that plant thing isn't moving lol

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): question Bob - attacking gthis pod person from the rear (according to the map). Any bonuses for that, or penalties for it grabbing Jericho, and any chance of hitting Jericho if I miss? Just want to understand situation before I do something rash

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Ah, great spelling me

mharmon1 (Jericho): Backstab for sure

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I don't have backstab, not a thief

GM: No chance of hitting Jerich with a called shot

mharmon1 (Jericho): oh sorry TMO

GM: You can roll a normal to hit

GM: and if you miss by more than 4 will worry about where you hit

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): and from long experience, backstab doesn't work in melee combat, only by surprise.

mharmon1 (Jericho): I can probably survivie one hit from you

GM: THAT sounds like a challenge

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

mharmon1 (Jericho): It would be the once in a lifetime, "oh well, not only did you hit, but you lopped his head off. Well done!"

Shislif (MeLange): If Mel uses hand axe melee attack instead of battle axe on odd turn, does he get even more attacks?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): ok, going to do a normal hit and hope I don't roll less than 9

mharmon1 (Jericho): I'll hope that too

Shislif (MeLange): go TMO go!

mharmon1 (Jericho): :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): I still have healing spells if necessary!

wyjyoon (Temperance): I think...

mharmon1 (Jericho): If it releases me, I still have the last flame grendade foe one more round after thsi one

GM: For Mel he gets attacks based on level so round 1 two attacks, round 2 one attack, etc.

GM: until he gets to higher level then two attacks every round

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I was thinking about 2 weapon attacks, but the penalties almost guaranteed a friendly fire situation

mharmon1 (Jericho): Then, when you get to be Talwin level, you get some Threes in there too :)

Shislif (MeLange): yea I get that but I have both battle axe and hand axe (dual weapon) so like what's the difference?

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Damage)

GM: Battle Axe is one attack with more damage

Shislif (MeLange): so hand axe is two attacks for less damage? And if it's an odd turn it's four attacks?

GM: right

GM: for now

Shislif (MeLange): cool

GM: will change after this story arc becasuse I think he will go up in level

Rothuss Carder: reverses his sabre grip so he's holding it point down and tries to stab vertically down through the pod persons neck and back.

Shislif (MeLange): also cool :)

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 10]

Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Pod man 2] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 9 ] [AC: 9 ] [HIT]

mharmon1 (Jericho): (And slices so well, it goes through the plant, and then int Jericho!)

GM: nice that is a hit

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): oh nice, this one has a worse AC I think

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): unless I misread the other ones'

mharmon1 (Jericho): Kick his butt TMO!

GM: THere is a bit of randomness to it

Rothuss Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Sabre [TYPE: slashing (1d6+1=6)] [d6+1 = 6]

Damage [6] -> [to Pod man 2] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 1] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

mharmon1 (Jericho): Yay!

GM: bam

Jericho: GASPS

wyjyoon (Temperance): Nice!

Jericho: Wheezes

Jericho: THANK YOU

Jericho: Coughs

mharmon1 (Jericho): (I'm back on the tracker now right?)

GM: yes

Rothuss Carder: move along!

Jericho: Waves his fiery hand at Rothuss

GM: TMO clicks next

Jericho: Just a second

[TURN] MeLange

Jericho: Wheezes

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20+2 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Hand Axe) [at Stirge 5] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 8 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20+2 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Hand Axe) [at Stirge 5] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 8 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20+2 = 20]

Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Hand Axe) [at Stirge 5] [Hit-AC: -2 vs. 8 ] [AC: -2 ] [HIT]

GM: That is a miss

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Hand Axe [TYPE: slashing (1d6+5=9)] [d6+5 = 9]

Damage [9] -> [to Stirge 5] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 8] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Shislif (MeLange): doh

Rothuss Carder: ducks backwards from the flaming ball of fire waved in his face

Jericho: oh...

Shislif (MeLange): end turn?

Jericho: sorry

Jericho: Crazy how the elments kill plants

Jericho: a terrible shame

Stirge 5's health adjusted by +9

Jericho: still wheezing

GM: yes

[TURN] Stirge 5

Stirge 5: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 1 ] [AC: 7 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Jericho - [Produce Flame; [D: 3] | (Grapple: Negative to actions; [D: -4])]

Rothuss Carder: Don't gotta justify yourself to me man. Just get out of here as quick as you can. And watch out in the next passage, we still don't know what's there.

Jericho: Cough

Jericho: Yeah, just a sec

Jericho: [DAMAGE] Produce Flame [TYPE: fire (1d4+1=5)] [d4+1 = 5]

Damage [5] -> [to Stirge 5] [STATUS: Heavy]

Jericho: Coughs again

Jericho: I'm tapped out

[TURN] Pod man 2

[TURN] Pod man 1

[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

[TURN] Pod man 4

[TURN] Vee Barlett

[TURN] Pod man 5

[TURN] Temperance

[TURN] Ratbone Carder

[INIT] 9 : Knife

[TURN] Temperance

mharmon1 (Jericho): Wait

mharmon1 (Jericho): A knife had initiative?

mharmon1 (Jericho): How did that happen?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): a very ambitious knife

GM: What are you talking about? grins

mharmon1 (Jericho): I'll say!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Is it sentient?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Sorry, intelligent?

springdew (Ratbone Carder): And then it was my turn and then it wasnt

mharmon1 (Jericho): Sapient?

GM: Temperance is up

GM: Then Ratbone

wyjyoon (Temperance): Um, did you guys want me to save the healing spells?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Yes

Shislif (MeLange): maybe :)

mharmon1 (Jericho): Jericho is spending them like they are going out of style

Shislif (MeLange): hey big spender

wyjyoon (Temperance): Ok, cool, can I delay my turn?

mharmon1 (Jericho): And for a pascifist priest, he's burning things down left and right

mharmon1 (Jericho): (you can if you want)

GM: Yes to Wendy but only Ratbone goes after you then you will go

Shislif (MeLange): pacifist doesn't mean ya can't burn stuff down maybe

wyjyoon (Temperance): By my next turn I'll try to move towards Melange and see if he needs help

mharmon1 (Jericho): Pacifist in Nature, but Pyro at heart. A new Shirt Slogan

Shislif (MeLange): stupid mosquito won't quit

GM: That would be now

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): "I am an arsonistic pacifist"

GM: LOL Quote for JTom

Shislif (MeLange): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): Ok, can I still attack or is my turn done?

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol

springdew (Ratbone Carder): LOL!

GM: Yes you can attack

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): It's fine because he didn't kill them directly right? The fire did

Temperance: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

GM: cannot cast but yes attack

Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Dagger) [at Stirge 5] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 8 ] [AC: 9 ] [MISS]

mharmon1 (Jericho): Yes

mharmon1 (Jericho): The elments caused the death, no directly Jericho

GM: and next

mharmon1 (Jericho): the odd bargain

[TURN] Ratbone Carder

mharmon1 (Jericho): If he couldn't do any damage at all, we'd really be in a pickle.

Ratbone Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Severe] [d20-5 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Knife) [at Pod man 2] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 9 ] [AC: 5 ] [CRITICAL HIT]

Ratbone Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Knife [TYPE: slashing, piercing (1d3=3)] [d3 = 3]

Damage [3] -> [to Pod man 2] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 3]

[TURN] Stirge 1

[TURN] Stirge 2

[TURN] Pod man 3

mharmon1 (Jericho): Aren't they already dead?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Or did I miss something

GM: So Stirge #5 is the only thing moving/alive down here

springdew (Ratbone Carder): combat tracker said Pod man was moderate wounded

GM: Everything else is dead

springdew (Ratbone Carder): okay

mharmon1 (Jericho): Yeah, CT is a little odd

mharmon1 (Jericho): I'm going with map

GM: Ratbone finished it off

mharmon1 (Jericho): When the gravestones are there, I move on

GM: it was dying she killed it

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oh, I see

mharmon1 (Jericho): My bad

[ROUND 4]

[TURN] Lirtimya

GM: 1 stirge (#5) is still flying around

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Is it flying too high to stab?

GM: Nope

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger) [at Stirge 5] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 8 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): It his however too existence for me to stab

GM: smile

GM: click next

mharmon1 (Jericho): I too like Existensce for Stabs

[TURN] Rothuss Carder

mharmon1 (Jericho): Shirt slogans all around tonight :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): I misread that as existential stab

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

wyjyoon (Temperance): Need more coffee

mharmon1 (Jericho): Nothing wrong with that either

Jericho: BOth hilarious

mharmon1 (Jericho): BOth hilarious

springdew (Ratbone Carder): hahaha

Rothuss Carder: turns to watch the ledge and the roof above for anymore threats, holding his attack to try and gut anything that jumps at them.

GM: ok

[TURN] MeLange

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20+1 = 2]

Attack [2] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Stirge 5] [Hit-AC: 16 vs. 8 ] [AC: 16 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

Shislif (MeLange): geez louise

GM: WOW

GM: twice tonight for Mel

[TURN] Stirge 5

GM: Plant Lover!

GM: [d20 = 11]

GM: Flys away

mharmon1 (Jericho): At this point?

GM: Melange gets an attack of oportunity along with Lirt and Temperance

mharmon1 (Jericho): THIS is the point it decides it aint worth it?

mharmon1 (Jericho): With napalm on the wind, and everyone dead aroudn it?

GM: animal inteligence, the round after it was wounded it flees

mharmon1 (Jericho): Nah, just giving you a hard time this time :)

GM: smiles

Temperance: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

mharmon1 (Jericho): I just was like, really? now?

GM: Mel Lirt and Temp

wyjyoon (Temperance): Didn't know if we were taking turns or not, sorry

GM: roll your attacks

Shislif (MeLange): can i move to get closer first?

GM: No

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): roll it and let the clicky-clacks determine its fate!

GM: But no need

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger) [at Stirge 5] [Hit-AC: 15 vs. 8 ] [AC: 15 ] [MISS]

Temperance: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

Shislif (MeLange): oh ok

Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 10]

Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Dagger) [at Stirge 5] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 8 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20+1 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Stirge 5] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 8 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

Shislif (MeLange): terrible dice

springdew (Ratbone Carder): :-(

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I get a bonus, right? That'll help my 5 by like, 10 right?

mharmon1 (Jericho): OOO is like it's turning away from you, and is that "moment" you can potentially kill it as it flees happily away

GM: It escapes up over the cliffs

GM: and LOL

[TURN] Jericho - [Produce Flame; [D: 3] | (Grapple: Negative to actions; [D: -4])]

mharmon1 (Jericho): Hm. After round three, that effect should end

GM: Nothing left to attack this round

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oh well

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOOT LOOT LOOT LOOT LOOT

mharmon1 (Jericho): And remembe the suicide victim mushroom

mharmon1 (Jericho): he's around here somewhere

Rothuss Carder: gestures for everyone to bug out

mharmon1 (Jericho): OH HELL NO

mharmon1 (Jericho): I"M GETTING SOMETHING OUT OF THIS

mharmon1 (Jericho): It may not be magic, but I'm getting SOMETHIGN

[TURN] Pod man 2

[TURN] Pod man 1

GM: If you want to pause here and look for things just say so and click next

mharmon1 (Jericho): Loot. Next

Shislif (MeLange): next

mharmon1 (Jericho): (I did hit next a few times)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Not sure why' the CT is acting up)

[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

[TURN] Pod man 4

mharmon1 (Jericho): THERE IT IS!

mharmon1 (Jericho): GET HIM

[TURN] Vee Barlett

[TURN] Pod man 5

[TURN] Temperance

mharmon1 (Jericho): That is a nightmare creature

mharmon1 (Jericho): the bottom one

mharmon1 (Jericho): Eldritch

wyjyoon (Temperance): Checking to see how many arrows I have

wyjyoon (Temperance): But I do remember someone saying distance attacks didn't work so well before

GM: Two pod creatures now blocking your way out

mharmon1 (Jericho): Lirt, use your acid arrows?

Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Shortbow) [at Pod man 4] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 9 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Ratbone Carder

springdew (Ratbone Carder): looking

mharmon1 (Jericho): Take your time

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I will once it's my turn

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol

[TURN] Stirge 1

[TURN] Stirge 2

[TURN] Pod man 3

springdew:

Ratbone Carder: I can't leave the turn

GM: SPLASH

springdew (Ratbone Carder): and i had ALT down

GM: You were moving through a wall Spring is why

[ROUND 5]

GM: So everyone understands

springdew (Ratbone Carder): ?

Shislif (MeLange): ?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): don't suppose #3 there is within attack of held attack range?

springdew (Ratbone Carder): there's an invisible wall?

GM: Two pod people blocking your way west (out) then one pod person blocking your way back the way you came (east)

GM: No Stirges left

springdew (Ratbone Carder): i intended to move out of my little corner and go closer to where the two pod people are blocking our way out

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): don't suppose #3 there is within range of held attack ?

springdew (Ratbone Carder): I don't want to be within their arm's reach though

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): you're 10 feet away from theem, I think?

GM: So at the start of the next round this is where you are and the three of them are

[TURN] Lirtimya

GM: Odd numbered round for those who are counting

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): BOB - was I able to use my held attack on #3 when it came in??

GM: Fog is still up for 5 more rounds after this

GM: It is not close enough to attack without moving so no to a held attack

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I'm goingto shoot 4 with an acid arrow (hopefully)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): ok, thanks!

Shislif (MeLange): I say we all go after the backend pod person, then attack the two upfront

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I cannot shoot the pne in the back without shooting Rothuss

GM: Lirt cannot easily attack the one in the back Jericon and Rothuss in the way

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): please don't acid my back

GM: See Lirt is in charge and knows what is going on

mharmon1 (Jericho): He cannot cross that Jericho Rubicon

Shislif (MeLange): darn Rubicons

Shislif (MeLange): thanks a lot ceasar

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): just don't come after Jericho with trumpets. He hates trumpets

Lirtimya: Lirtimya cast a spell NOT memorized.

Lirtimya: [CAST] Melf's Acid Arrow [at Pod man 4]

Shislif (MeLange): trumpets are amazing

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 10]

Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Melf's Acid Arrow) [at Pod man 4] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 9 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Rothuss Carder

GM: sadly just misses

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): ooh, missed by 1. Splash damage??? *hopeful grin*

mharmon1 (Jericho): I would pay literal gold for bob to grant Jericho a magical horn

springdew (Ratbone Carder): LOL trumpets

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I have a non-magical horn

Shislif (MeLange): so do I :)

mharmon1 (Jericho): Well you see, Jericho's horn must be able to collapse a cities walls, so when your's can do that, give me a ring :)

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oh, well. I think he had to walk around the City three times first

Rothuss Carder: steps forward and feints with his main-gauche at the pod person's eyes and then attempts to run it through the gut with his sabre

mharmon1 (Jericho): Old testement was read several years ago

wyjyoon (Temperance): The Horn of Havoc

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Pod man 3] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 9 ] [AC: 3 ] [HIT]

mharmon1 (Jericho): Holy Shit

mharmon1 (Jericho): Again

Rothuss Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Sabre [TYPE: slashing (1d6+1=7)] [d6+1 = 7]

Damage [7] -> [to Pod man 3] [STATUS: Moderate]

GM: SLAM

mharmon1 (Jericho): How are actually hitting things this time?

springdew (Ratbone Carder): woohoo!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I have found my method!

[TURN] MeLange

wyjyoon (Temperance): Go Rothuss go!

wyjyoon (Temperance): throws confetti

Shislif (MeLange): so no space to attack the back pod?

Shislif (MeLange): go for the front two then?

GM: yes

Shislif (MeLange): I got enough action to walk n attack?

GM: yes

mharmon1 (Jericho): This is what we call a "Target Rich Environment"

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20+1 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Pod man 4] [Hit-AC: 6 vs. 9 ] [AC: 6 ] [HIT]

mharmon1 (Jericho): NO WAY

Shislif (MeLange): hit?

Shislif (MeLange): gotta check first

GM: yes and roll another it is an odd number round

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Battle axe [TYPE: slashing (1d8+3=10)] [d8+3 = 10]

Damage [10] -> [to Pod man 4] [STATUS: Critical]

wyjyoon (Temperance): Wow

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20+1 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Pod man 4] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 9 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Stirge 5

GM: hiding

[TURN] Jericho - [Produce Flame; [D: 3] | (Grapple: Negative to actions; [D: -4])]

mharmon1 (Jericho): I technically don't have a flame so, I'm going to pass

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): loot a body?

mharmon1 (Jericho): I moved slightly to the side, trying to get out fo the way actually

mharmon1 (Jericho): It's still loading

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): that works too

mharmon1 (Jericho): Well, while it loads, I'll pass

[TURN] Pod man 2

[TURN] Pod man 1

mharmon1 (Jericho): oh there it went

Pod man 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 1]

Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 18 vs. 1 ] [AC: 18 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

Pod man 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 3]

Attack [3] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 16 vs. 1 ] [AC: 16 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

[TURN] Pod man 4

MeLange: yea suck it podman

mharmon1 (Jericho): never change man

Shislif (MeLange): lol

mharmon1 (Jericho): I love these quotes

Pod man 4: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 1 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

Pod man 4: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 1 ] [AC: 2 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Vee Barlett

[TURN] Pod man 5

[TURN] Temperance

wyjyoon (Temperance): I guess loot a body? Do flying things have loot?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Sorry stirges?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): you might like one for research purposes

GM: Unknown at this time

mharmon1 (Jericho): (You can throw a rock)

GM: But ther are three pod people still attacking

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oh my god a massive blue ball is on the map

mharmon1 (Jericho): NM it's gone now

Shislif (MeLange): fortunately playing an immature teenager suits me quite well :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): Okay, are rocks available?

GM: yes

Shislif (MeLange): blue ball?

wyjyoon (Temperance): I can move next to Ratbone maybe

GM: It has been a while for Jericho

mharmon1 (Jericho): No idea, it looked like a radius cube, but could also be yep there bob said it

mharmon1 (Jericho): there you go :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): It's me, I think. The blue ball

mharmon1 (Jericho): Dammi bob

mharmon1 (Jericho): now I can't stop laughing

GM: Temperance does that to guys

[TURN] Ratbone Carder

mharmon1 (Jericho): sa;lkj

wyjyoon (Temperance): ?

GM: Ratbone is up

wyjyoon (Temperance): What did I do?

Ratbone Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Severe] [d20-5 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Knife) [at Pod man 1] [Hit-AC: 15 vs. 9 ] [AC: 15 ] [MISS]

mharmon1 (Jericho): Inadvertantly part of a funny play on a crude joke. Not you, just somethine we keep saying

[TURN] Stirge 1

[TURN] Stirge 2

[TURN] Pod man 3

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Oh noes

Pod man 3: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 8 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

Pod man 3: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 8 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

[ROUND 6]

[TURN] Lirtimya

mharmon1 (Jericho): (kick their butts lirt)

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger) [at Pod man 4] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 9 ] [AC: 3 ] [HIT]

Lirtimya: [DAMAGE (M)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (1d4=3)] [d4 = 3]

Pod man 4's health adjusted by -3

GM: and again

GM: next

[TURN] Rothuss Carder

mharmon1 (Jericho): We need to ping lisa that we have another major magic user using the daggers

Rothuss Carder: twists his sabre in the wound as he withdraws it, then tries to stab the podman in the neck with his main-gauche as he does so.

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 19]

Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Main-Gauche) [at Pod man 3] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 9 ] [AC: 0 ] [HIT]

mharmon1 (Jericho): his what now?

Rothuss Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Main-gauche [TYPE: slashing (1d4=1)] [d4 = 1]

Damage [1] -> [to Pod man 3] [STATUS: Heavy]

springdew (Ratbone Carder): holy crap!

mharmon1 (Jericho): (It's the meme where: "I cant' tell if we got better? Or they just got awefull")

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): he fights musketeer style with sabre and main-gauche, but he's not good enough to actually attack twice. so he only attacks with one or the other, usually sabre because it's bigger and does more damage.

[TURN] MeLange

mharmon1 (Jericho): (And you hit very well with it :) )

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): main-gauche is a basket-hilted parrying dagger

mharmon1 (Jericho): I googled it. Thank you though LOL

MeLange: can i move there?

mharmon1 (Jericho): I had no idea what you were talking about

Shislif (MeLange): ooc

mharmon1 (Jericho): :D

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20+1 = 21]

Attack [21] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Pod man 1] [Hit-AC: -3 vs. 9 ] [AC: -3 ] [CRITICAL HIT]

Shislif (MeLange): woooooo

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): NICE

Shislif (MeLange): finally lol

GM: and again

Shislif (MeLange): all those 1s

wyjyoon (Temperance): Whoa!

Shislif (MeLange): dmg first?

GM: To hit

GM: to see how many damage rolls

Shislif (MeLange): ok

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20+1 = 20]

Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Pod man 1] [Hit-AC: -2 vs. 9 ] [AC: -2 ] [HIT]

Shislif (MeLange): wooooo

GM: so two damage rolls

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Battle axe [TYPE: slashing (1d8+3=7)] [d8+3 = 7]

Damage [7] -> [to Pod man 1] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 1] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

GM: and again

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Battle axe [TYPE: slashing (1d8+3=9)] [d8+3 = 9]

Damage [9] -> [to Pod man 1] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 9]

wyjyoon (Temperance): Wow

MeLange: yea i'lll hit em when they down

GM: do NOT get in front of Melange when he gets angry

Shislif (MeLange): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): He'll crack jokes and crack your skull

Shislif (MeLange): finally

mharmon1 (Jericho): Well no, he hits more often then not!

GM: Click next

[TURN] Stirge 5

Shislif (MeLange): mb

GM: cowers

[TURN] Jericho

Shislif (MeLange): had a lot of misses earlier though lol, think FG thought they owed me one :)

Shislif (MeLange): probably AI :)

mharmon1 (Jericho): Leans down and picks up rock. Hurls it at Plant Man

Jericho: Leans down and picks up rock. Hurls it at Plant Man

GM: lol

Jericho: [DAMAGE (M)] Mace, Footmans [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d6+1=7)] [d6+1 = 7]

Damage [7] -> [to Pod man 3] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

mharmon1 (Jericho): Sorry NO

GM: You need to attack first

Jericho: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-1 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Mace, Footmans) [at Pod man 3] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 9 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

mharmon1 (Jericho): There

mharmon1 (Jericho): Yep, caught taht

[TURN] Pod man 2

[TURN] Pod man 1

[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

mharmon1 (Jericho): "You are bad! And you should feel bad!"

Jericho: "You are bad! And you should feel bad!"

Pod man 3's health adjusted by +7

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): why bother? it's a foregone conclusion that he's gonna hit. Just skip it and roll damage. :P

GM: 7LOL

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

[TURN] Pod man 4

[TURN] Vee Barlett

[TURN] Pod man 5

[TURN] Temperance

wyjyoon (Temperance): Are the two podmen up for looting?

GM: no

mharmon1 (Jericho): NOT YET LOL

mharmon1 (Jericho): Throw a rock

mharmon1 (Jericho): :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh ok

GM: cannot loot in the middle of combat

Shislif (MeLange): Will Carissa be doing a cameo tonight?

GM: afterwards

wyjyoon (Temperance): Gotcha, sorry

GM: No clue

mharmon1 (Jericho): What afterwords?

mharmon1 (Jericho): oh, got confused

GM: Temp is up

Shislif (MeLange): dark side of me hopes not so one of us can beat her perfect attendance :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): Yes, I was just trying to figure out if Podman 1 and the other one are already dead. If so, I'd have to move closer to the one next to Rothuss

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol. You are fine Wendy. I just picture us throwing rocks, and swinging swords, and you going corpose to coprose just picking rings off fingers, and testing the gold on rings with your teeth :)

GM: Quote

mharmon1 (Jericho): thats a hilarious dark side

mharmon1 (Jericho): :)

Shislif (MeLange): lol

mharmon1 (Jericho): I'm in on it :D

springdew (Ratbone Carder): is pod 1 dead?

GM: all but #3 is dead

GM: and one stirge flew up to its nest

mharmon1 (Jericho): Apparently, it's "Cowering there"

wyjyoon (Temperance): Alright, may I move and throw at the same time for Pod #3 or can I just move?

GM: Move then throw

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Pod 1 is still healthy according to CT

mharmon1 (Jericho): Its philosphy is "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): oh, but it has gravestone on it on the map. sorry

GM: Pod 1 is dead

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): missed that

Temperance: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Dagger) [at Pod man 3] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 9 ] [AC: 8 ] [HIT]

GM: I have not removed it yet until after #3 dies

wyjyoon (Temperance): That was meant to be for rock-throwing, not sure if that's how it works

GM: That is a hit

Temperance: [DAMAGE (R)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (1d4=1)] [d4 = 1]

Damage [1] -> [to Pod man 3]

GM: not dead yet

wyjyoon (Temperance): Could someone click next for me? The button is malfunctioning

[TURN] Ratbone Carder

wyjyoon (Temperance): Thank you! : )

[TURN] Stirge 1

[TURN] Stirge 2

[TURN] Pod man 3

GM: you can always drag a button what ever down to the hot bar at the bottom so you can click there or use the function keys to do things

GM: that is what I do , I have f4 as next

Pod man 3: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 8 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

Pod man 3: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 8 ] [AC: 4 ] [HIT]

Pod man 3: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #2 [TYPE: Pummeling (1d6=4)] [d6 = 4]

Damage [4] -> [to Rothuss Carder] [STATUS: Heavy]

Effect ['Grapple: Negative to actions'] -> [to Rothuss Carder] [by Pod man 3]

[ROUND 7]

GM: The last podman has grappled Rothuss and is trying to drag him back up stream

[TURN] Lirtimya

GM: JTom?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Sorry was distracted

Shislif (MeLange): i love distractions

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I can't reach Rothuss, unfortunatly not much I can do

[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [Grapple: Negative to actions; [D: -4]]

GM: Rothuss can use any small weapon in his hand to attack, so his dagger, or can try a strength check to break the grapple

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): fortunately, he has a dagger thing in hand. STAB

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lots of stabbing tonight

Shislif (MeLange): without Vee here too

GM: Quote

Rothuss Carder: drops his sabre and uses both hands to plunge the main-gauche into the thing's face.

Shislif (MeLange): she has left an impression lol

mharmon1 (Jericho): Kill Rothuss to show that hostages mean nothing for us

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Main-Gauche) [at Pod man 3] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 9 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

[TURN] MeLange

mharmon1 (Jericho): Off

mharmon1 (Jericho): oof

Shislif (MeLange): sry lil tipsy, we still fighting?

Rothuss Carder: is too bound up in the webbing to get a good thrust

GM: Rothuss still entangled and fighting

mharmon1 (Jericho): Well, we can grab you while it's distracted by...grabbing you

GM: but too far away for Mel to get to this round

Shislif (MeLange): can i make it all the way there?

GM: Yes but not attack

Shislif (MeLange): can I throw an hand axe at him?

Shislif (MeLange): a hand

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): ow, my spine!

Shislif (MeLange): oh good point lol

GM: Yes but with a minus four to not hit Rothuss

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I would appreciate that greatly

MeLange: gets as close to the south west of Pod Man 3 as possible

Shislif (MeLange): i'll practice axe throws another time

GM: and not attack?

Shislif (MeLange): yea

Shislif (MeLange): i mean if i can attack

[TURN] Stirge 5

GM: next round

[TURN] Jericho

Shislif (MeLange): yea cool

mharmon1 (Jericho): Well...this may not be my smartest move

Jericho: SPRINTS, and tries to TACKLE the pod

MeLange: Get him Geri!

Jericho: I"M NOT HURTING YOU

Jericho: I"M JUST HUGGING YOU

GM: Roll your attack

Shislif (MeLange): lol

mharmon1 (Jericho): Not trying to attack, just cause it to go off balance

mharmon1 (Jericho): Or stop

GM: same roll

Shislif (MeLange): i think you should attack lol

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): pacifist, remember? ;)

Jericho: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-1 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Mace, Footmans) [at Pod man 3] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 9 ] [AC: 3 ] [HIT]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): NICE

Jericho: I'm hugging you so hard!

Shislif (MeLange): sweet

Jericho: [DAMAGE (M)] Mace, Footmans [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d6+1=4)] [d6+1 = 4]

Damage [4] -> [to Pod man 3] [STATUS: Critical]

Jericho: I"M HUGGING

wyjyoon (Temperance): That's one bear hug

GM: Opposed Strength check to see if you PULL it off of Rothuss

Shislif (MeLange): dude likes hugs

Shislif (MeLange): brb

Pod man 3: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 16]

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

GM: have to roll under Jericho's strength to pull it off

mharmon1 (Jericho): I'm sorry, not sure what to roll bob

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): with two of us though it hopefully can't drag me back to be devoured

GM: STR

mharmon1 (Jericho): I thought I did?

mharmon1 (Jericho): One sec

Jericho: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 8) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 4]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): your die didn't register

GM: That is a sucess

mharmon1 (Jericho): NO

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): NICE!

mharmon1 (Jericho): JERICHO?

wyjyoon (Temperance): nice!

[TURN] Pod man 2

[TURN] Pod man 1

[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

mharmon1 (Jericho): NO

[TURN] Pod man 4

[TURN] Vee Barlett

mharmon1 (Jericho): IT CAN"T BE

[TURN] Pod man 5

[TURN] Temperance

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): WWE Jericho!

'seyfert' connected

springdew (Ratbone Carder): yay!

wyjyoon (Temperance): What's the risk of hitting Jericho with a rock?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Risk it

GM: Rothuss is not grappled anymore

mharmon1 (Jericho): He's a dumbass

GM: and hello Carissa

wyjyoon (Temperance): Um, okay, I'll do my best

Temperance: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

mharmon1 (Jericho): You better stab this effer Carissa

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): everybody back off! Let Vee finish this one!

Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 20]

Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Dagger) [at Pod man 3] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 9 ] [AC: 0 ] [CRITICAL HIT]

mharmon1 (Jericho): She damn well better!

Temperance: [DAMAGE (R)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (1d4=2)] [d4 = 2]

Damage [2] -> [to Pod man 3] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

GM: and another attack roll

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): LOL

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOOT LOOT LOOT LOOT LOOT LOOT LOOT

wyjyoon (Temperance): Did I do the thing?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): You did the thing! Now do it again! Roll another attack!

GM: and Vee shows up and all the podpeople and stirges are dead

Temperance: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 13]

Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Dagger) [at Pod man 3] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 9 ] [AC: 7 ] [HIT]

mharmon1 (Jericho): Shit, even the Pascifist did some badass stuff

seyfert: (she's great at timing)

Temperance: [DAMAGE (R)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (1d4=2)] [d4 = 2]

Damage [2] -> [to Pod man 3] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 2]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): You rolled a Natural 20, a critical hit, automatically gets another free attack roll

seyfert: (also hi all)

mharmon1 (Jericho): Hi!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh, gotcha, thanks TMO!

springdew (Ratbone Carder): hi!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Hi Carissa!

Shislif (MeLange): Noooooo!!!

Shislif (MeLange): my dreams dashed!

Shislif (MeLange): Hi Carissa :)

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

[170 XP] -> Temperance

[170 XP] -> Levi Reed

[170 XP] -> Jericho

[170 XP] -> MeLange

[170 XP] -> Rothuss Carder

[170 XP] -> Ratbone Carder

[170 XP] -> Lirtimya

Awarded XP to the Party. (1190)

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Hello!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Howdy Carissa

Ratbone Carder: yay!

springdew (Ratbone Carder): ooc

wyjyoon (Temperance): Don't we still have the other stirge flying around?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Somewhere?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): is there one for me to stab??

mharmon1 (Jericho): So I hestiate to go right to looting, because i'm waiting to see if a sentient knife or if there is another pod man about to crash down

Rothuss Carder: claps Jericho on the back in thanks and bends down to pick his sabre up off the ground.

Temperance: takes a moment to breathe

GM: Nothing for Vee to stab but there is a ledge up there with loot on it

Shislif (MeLange): there's been a lot of stabbing in your honor

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I appreciate you all stabbing things in my absense

mharmon1 (Jericho): Do you?

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol

GM: Behind that wall of Fog from Lirt

springdew: alas i have to go

Shislif (MeLange): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Wait. Rothuss is right there....

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOVE You Spring! Thank you for everyting!

Shislif (MeLange): Night Spring have a great weekend!

Vee Barlett: eyes Rothuss and twirls her dagger

GM: have a great night Spring

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Back off, Vee! I Stabbed Tonight!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): night spring!

springdew: great fight, y'all!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): gnite Sis!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Good night Spring! Enjoy your weekend!

springdew: gnite!

'springdew' disconnected

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Goodnight!

mharmon1 (Jericho): Yeah, I don't even harm things, but man the fire elemtns do Vee!

Shislif (MeLange): Tmo and Spring are brother n sister?

mharmon1 (Jericho): (In game I think)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): in game only

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Yep)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): in game, not in real life

Shislif (MeLange): oh ok lol i was confused

seyfert (Vee Barlett): as far as he knows...

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I think I know all my siblings now, Carissa

mharmon1 (Jericho): So bob...

mharmon1 (Jericho): Do you ?

mharmon1 (Jericho): :D

Shislif (MeLange): tuh tuh tuhhhh

GM: HAH

seyfert (Vee Barlett): or so you think....

mharmon1 (Jericho): Vee doesn't know 95 percent fo hers

wyjyoon (Temperance): How far does your family tree go?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Genghis Khan

GM: You need to watch TMO's Creation Station Monthly podcast episode to learn more

mharmon1 (Jericho): That is always the answer

seyfert (Vee Barlett): she knows the ones that matter

seyfert (Vee Barlett): which is Leo

Shislif (MeLange): hey Bob is there a version of this where you also control sound effects? could be cool

mharmon1 (Jericho): Thats...one

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): dad was not a Player. ;) The odds are very low there are any mysterious siblings still out there.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): only one she cares about!

GM: sadly not really

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh and maybe gloria

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol tmo

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol TMO

Shislif (MeLange): ah well

mharmon1 (Jericho): :)

GM: Sound will entail everyone also being logged into a web browser to sync sounds, and me subscribing to a service to provide the sounds

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): or a Discord call where Bob can make the sounds with his mouth

mharmon1 (Jericho): What? You have discord, and I have an Elgato soundboard I'll ship you

Shislif (MeLange): oh yea true, well I meant more like built into the thing somehow or like a mod I guess, just thinking

seyfert (Vee Barlett): which entails all your people being on wifi that could suppor tthat too

mharmon1 (Jericho): That's free

mharmon1 (Jericho): And fun

seyfert (Vee Barlett): DJ Bob like on that radio station!!

GM: At this point that is a no

Shislif (MeLange): n you could controle like the music too n stuff

mharmon1 (Jericho): DJ Bob. You are killing me

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

Shislif (MeLange): yea, should send em a letter though :)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): 96.7 or something up here, whatever I posted in Discord

Shislif (MeLange): exactly!

Shislif (MeLange): give him more stuff to work on lol

mharmon1 (Jericho): So, let's indulge in our vices, liberate the dead of their valuables, and move on

wyjyoon (Temperance): Bob said there was loot up somewhere, I wasn't sure

GM: So does someone want to scale up that ledge to see what is up there?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Hell no

mharmon1 (Jericho): I can't climb a ladder

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (Dex?)

Shislif (MeLange): yea gotta climb

Rothuss Carder: I think I'm the only one left with climb walls?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I think I'm the only one left with climb walls?

Jericho: Well

Shislif (MeLange): Mel has 12 Dex but no climbing skill

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Vee needs to do something

Jericho: All yours Rothuss

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 17]

Jericho: Oh, or Vee

Jericho: Off

Jericho: Oof

Shislif (MeLange): can I roll Dex n try?

GM: THUNK

Jericho: You okay?

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Rope Use [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 14] [d20 = 1]

Shislif (MeLange): nice

seyfert (Vee Barlett): she knows the ropes

Rothuss Carder: You want help? Or do it all by yourself?

GM: With that sucess I will say she avoids damage

Vee Barlett: Lil' bit slipper with that blood on my boots. You wanna try?

mharmon1 (Jericho): You could always Try Jerichos way, which is to roll three times

mharmon1 (Jericho): and fail each time

mharmon1 (Jericho): :)

Rothuss Carder: I got up once, just to see what was there. It's not easy, but maybe I can do it again.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): no thanks. you already have two members too many in the failed dice rolling club

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Climb Walls [PERCENT:Climb Walls] (vs. Target 50) [SUCCESS by 36] [d100 = 14]

Jericho: We all get knocked down. But we get up again

Jericho: No worries

Rothuss Carder: warily peeks over the edge before going over the top, just to make sure there aren't any others waiting

Stirge 5: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 8 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

Vee Barlett: Help me up, then?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (another dex roll?)

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 12] [d20 = 3]

GM: Climb walls actually

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Rope Use [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 4]

wyjyoon (Temperance): Should we loot the bodies down here to see if they have anything?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ....ugh this is why he should help her

mharmon1 (Jericho): we will

GM: But with that help you can scrambel up

Vee Barlett: Ugh. Easier to swim.

Stirge 5: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 13]

Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Vee Barlett] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 6 ] [AC: 5 ] [HIT]

Stirge 5: [DAMAGE (M)] Beak [TYPE: Piercing (1d3=3)] [d3 = 3]

Damage [3] -> [to Vee Barlett] [STATUS: Light]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): tbh, I didn't think Vee would accept help from Rothuss, so I didn't wait for an answer

mharmon1 (Jericho): Seriously!?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Now, it grew some scruples?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol she forced his help more like

seyfert (Vee Barlett): grabbed his shirt and pulled herself up sort of help

Vee Barlett: Damn bugs.

GM: Two people invading its nest and cornering it

mharmon1 (Jericho): It should just cower harder then!

mharmon1 (Jericho): :)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I can attack?

GM: Yes to Vee

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20+1 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Stirge 5] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 8 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): one attack this round?

GM: Yes because it is sucking on your neck

Temperance: Be careful not to let it grab ahold of you- it does suck.

GM: so your trident will not work next round

Vee Barlett: I've felt worse, but it ain't comfortable.

GM: only small weapons

[TURN] Ratbone Carder

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (stabby knife!)

[ROUND 8]

[TURN] Lirtimya

[TURN] Rothuss Carder

Rothuss Carder: pulls his main-gauche and tries a called shot to cut it off her neck.

Vee Barlett: Like that drunk guy at the bar that one time...

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [-4] [d20-4 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Main-Gauche) [at Stirge 5] [Hit-AC: 13 vs. 8 ] [AC: 13 ] [MISS]

[TURN] MeLange

[TURN] Stirge 5

Rothuss Carder: You gotta hold still!

Stirge 5: [DAMAGE (M)] Beak [TYPE: Piercing (1d3=3)] [d3 = 3]

Damage [3] -> [to Vee Barlett]

Shislif (MeLange): can i climb up there?

[TURN] Jericho

Vee Barlett: You gotta aim better.

[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

[TURN] Vee Barlett

Shislif (MeLange): I guess not lol

GM: Not yet

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-1 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger) [at Stirge 5] [Hit-AC: 6 vs. 8 ] [AC: 6 ] [HIT]

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (1d4=1)] [d4 = 1]

Damage [1] -> [to Stirge 5] [STATUS: Critical]

[TURN] Temperance

[TURN] Ratbone Carder

[ROUND 9]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): wait wait

[TURN] Lirtimya

[TURN] Rothuss Carder

seyfert (Vee Barlett): can't she double weild daggers?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): waiting

GM: No

seyfert (Vee Barlett): she has a knife AND a dagger...

seyfert (Vee Barlett): well that's stupid

GM: I mean she can have two in her hand but she only gets 1 attack a round

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): if you're not trained, there are penalties for doing it

GM: -6

seyfert (Vee Barlett): she's a ranger so she can double wield anything I thought

seyfert (Vee Barlett): or is it only what she's trained in aka the tridents?

GM: only certain things based on what she picks

seyfert (Vee Barlett): fine carry on my brain doesn't hace room to learn then right now

GM: she is a terror at sea

seyfert (Vee Barlett): or type apparently

GM: in caves not so much

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and yet she's in a stupid cave

seyfert (Vee Barlett): not even a sea cave

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lame

mharmon1 (Jericho): It's got water in it

seyfert (Vee Barlett): not enough!!

mharmon1 (Jericho): gotta count for something

GM: Yes they should have flooded this cavern for you

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

seyfert (Vee Barlett): exactly

Rothuss Carder: tries to slice through the stirge's proboscis at her neck.

Vee Barlett: OK. Now aim BETTER.

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [-4] [d20-4 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Main-Gauche) [at Stirge 5] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 8 ] [AC: 7 ] [HIT]

Rothuss Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Main-gauche [TYPE: slashing (1d4=3)] [d4 = 3]

Damage [3] -> [to Stirge 5] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 1] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

GM: and it falls off

Vee Barlett: See? Just needed someone to tell ya how to do it. Didn't know that's what you were into, but noted.

Rothuss Carder: If you'd just hold still.

Vee Barlett: rolls eyes

Vee Barlett: I was holdin' still. You just ain't good at aiming.

Temperance: blinks at the scuffle taking place up the wall

Vee Barlett: So what loot we got? My neck itches to find out.

Rothuss Carder: Uh huh. Sure thing, Cap'n.

Treasure

Vee Barlett: Oh, those are some soft lookin' boots.... might want that...

Rothuss Carder: cleans the blood off his main-gauche and sabre while she checks the piles of bones and rubbish.

Vee Barlett: Gotcha some arrows, Temp!

Temperance: Arrows? That sounds rather nice!

Vee Barlett: And a few things to sell.

mharmon1 (Jericho): Hey, we got some tuition payment

GM: The thieves tools look different to Rothuss

mharmon1 (Jericho): nice treasure

Rothuss Carder: Those are weird looking.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I forgot I could look too. :)

Vee Barlett: Why?

GM: Who uses platinum for a simple lock pick?

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20 = 2]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (Rocco)

GM: They look very expensive

Rothuss Carder: Well, it looks like it's made of platinum, for one thing.

Vee Barlett: Oh, I like that. Why so fancy, though? Or do they not break as easy?

Rothuss Carder: I think? Is that what platinum looks like? Very shiny, whatever it is.

Vee Barlett: Mm, yeah looks it to me.

mharmon1 (Jericho): If you don't ever use them, Jericho could use them (even if just temporarily) as Auguary components

mharmon1 (Jericho): (they don't get dissolved with use)

Vee Barlett: We can go through all this later. See what we wanna keep and sell.

GM: I added to the inventory

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): is it Levi or Matty who is the thief? Or neither?

Vee Barlett: Gather whatcha can and let's get back down unless there's somethin' else to see up here.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (matty)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): ok, that's what I was thinking, but wasn't sure

mharmon1 (Jericho): (That was the party inventory right bob?)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): maybe one day he'll return

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Trying to keep track)

GM: yes

mharmon1 (Jericho): (TY)

GM: Party Sheet and Inventory

Rothuss Carder: holds Vee's hand and lowers her down the cliff side.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): eyes it and reluctantly takes the help

Vee Barlett: eyes it and reluctantly takes the help

Vee Barlett: mutters, "Stupid land."

mharmon1 (Jericho): I'm sorry guys. I have to leave it's 9 my time

Rothuss Carder: Don't worry. I'll let you down easy.

mharmon1 (Jericho): Glad I could help out more this time for combat LOL

Vee Barlett: Good thing I ain't askin' you out.

wyjyoon (Temperance): The bear hugging was pretty great

mharmon1 (Jericho): Excellent team work guys :)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): great stuff Michael!

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

mharmon1 (Jericho): I thought it was pretty funny and desperate LOL

mharmon1 (Jericho): Night all :)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): night!

mharmon1 (Jericho): Great night Bob

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): gnite!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Enjoy your weekend Michael!

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seyfert (Vee Barlett): (shouldn't guy with nice shield be up front? :P)

A wooden divider splits the river into channels here.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Mel was up front

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Ranger Tracking [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 19]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 4]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): ah, things moved, sorry. didn't keep up

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 19]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol it's fine I think Bob is just moving things to move things

GM: I think this is actually a good spot to pause

Shislif (MeLange): hey did Lemon write the summary for last week?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yup

GM: You ahve two ways to go, north or south

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I agree

Shislif (MeLange): nice

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yesterday? day before?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): no easty so not sure where to go now

GM: exactly

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): eeenie meenie miney mo

[250 XP] -> Lirtimya

[100 XP] -> Vee Barlett

seyfert: Levi can blaze ahead again and decide for us.

[200 XP] -> Rothuss Carder

[100 XP] -> Levi Reed

[100 XP] -> Ratbone Carder

seyfert: See what feels right to him when east isn't an option

[100 XP] -> Temperance

[100 XP] -> MeLange

[100 XP] -> Jericho

Shislif (MeLange): sweet

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): it was fun to be effective again

GM: laughs

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): even if it's only one time

GM: Everyone did very well tonight

seyfert: I'm back home next week, but not sure when I'll log on. Might be normal time, I might be so drained I need a little longer. I can already feel my health problems flairing so we'll find out.

GM: HUGS

wyjyoon (Temperance): Take care of yourself, Carissa!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): agreed!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): and good tactics and team work everyone!

seyfert: Doing my best. Deployments are just good at burn out :)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): even without Vee here to tell us what to do! :P

seyfert: Good job with the dice that mattered TMO!

GM: Better to burn out then to fade away

seyfert: Yeahhhh that might also happen so don't quote things lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): Glad I buffered less today

GM: There can be only one

wyjyoon (Temperance): It was a fun time! : )

seyfert: I feel like when Bob sings things I don't know, which is most the time it's a good time to log off so...

GM: lol

GM: We're the princes of the universe

seyfert: yup. night all!

GM: go sleep everyone

Rothuss Carder: it's Highlander and Queen, Carissa

GM: see you all tomorrow

wyjyoon (Temperance): Good night everyone!

seyfert: you all typed meaningless words

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): tomorrow?

Shislif (MeLange): oh is tmrw bonus game?

GM: no two weeks

'seyfert' disconnected

Shislif (MeLange): oh what's tmrw then?

GM: a new day

Shislif (MeLange): true

Shislif: lol

Shislif: have a great week everyone!

GM: Will post chat for you tomorrow morning Wendy

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): gnite Mini!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): say hi to your Mom and sister for me!

wyjyoon: No worries! Am I also doing the summary too? Or are we leaving that for Lemon?

GM: Go for it

Shislif: nice

wyjyoon: Ok cool : ) Will do my best!

wyjyoon: Good night everyone!

Shislif: Last weeks summary is pretty great though, still going through it now

GM: yes

Shislif: night everybody :)

Master TMO: BOB - out of curiosity, did the Wall of Fog help us at all?

GM: The two of them are doing a nice job

GM: Yes very much

Master TMO: YAY!

GM: it blocked the Pod People

Shislif: agreed

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Goodnight everyone

GM: one of them died just trying to get trhough it

Shislif: night last time :)

'Shislif' disconnected

Master TMO: oh that's right, I forgot about that!

GM: and they all took at least one or two more rounds to get down

'JtomTMO' disconnected

'wyjyoon' disconnected

Master TMO: awesome saucesome

GM: yes

GM: I will sleep

GM: at the 18 hour mark

GM: have a great night

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