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'TMO' connected

BOB Hello Sir

TMO: hola

'wyjyoon' connected

BOB Hello there Wendy

wyjyoon: Hello, hello!

wyjyoon: Sorry, FG's doing something weird again.

BOB No worries

wyjyoon: It's been opening up a 'compiling logs' window lately. I always just close it once it's done loading, but...

'Michael' connected

wyjyoon: Maybe it's not a big deal : )

BOB Hello Michael

Michael (Jericho): Hello hello!

Michael (Jericho): just getting set up and drinks and...stuff

Michael (Jericho): OK. And I'm back. So, first things first. Are we safe to say I am here and with shiny boots.

BOB Sile

BOB smile

BOB Yes to Jericho having glowy boots and surviving the piranas

Michael (Jericho): Were they officially Pirana's? I don't rmeember if they were named in the chat. I do remember the leaches. I effing HATE leaches. I've had some latch onto me while whitewater rafting. I don't do river sports anymote

BOB Smiles

wyjyoon (Temperance): I think after the pool of leeches there was a waterfall that led to the piranhas?

Michael (Jericho): A metagaming question for you. Is this like a continuation of when we were here the first time? Like, if we hadn't had to leave, would it still be "this?" Or, do you change things up sometimes when we need to leave, regroup, and then come back. As a DM, do you ever say to yourself, yeah...that's ridiculous. I'm changing that

TMO: the fish were not named

BOB Yes I change things all the time

Michael (Jericho): Hey TMO!

Michael (Jericho): OK. Just curious if that was a DM thing you did for adjustments, or if you kinda (no pun intended) just rolled with it

TMO: howdy Michael

Michael (Jericho): I'm just picturing fish of the deep in the mountain, with huge eyes, and massive teeth

Michael (Jericho): Does Vee talk to fish via a passive her character has when she created?

BOB She chose Aquatic Languages

Michael (Jericho): Ah, I didn't know that was even a lanugage frankly

TMO: I speak rock. But only Igneous. Sedimentary is unintelligible

Michael (Jericho): Oh! And thank you for explaining to Wendy the (lol TMO), the THAC0.

Michael (Jericho): I was again reminded why Jericho should NEVER attempt to be part of combat. LOL

TMO: sure thing! I just hope it was clear enough. There is a reason it was universally dropped from every RPG in existence

TMO: only the people who were forced to learn it because there weren't any alternatives at the time like it. :)

Michael (Jericho): Oh, I'm sure some old holdouts are still using it. Eh bob? ;)

Jericho: Like COBOL

Michael (Jericho): Like COBOL

TMO: exactly

'Lemon' connected

BOB Hey there Lemon!

BOB and yes ignoring the fact that I did actually learn COBOL

TMO: howdy Lemon

Lemon (Levi Reed): I'm ordering food, and I"m here at least until the food has been eaten. After that, no promises

Lemon (Levi Reed): Hello everyone

Michael (Jericho): Oh, I'm so sorry bob.

Michael (Jericho): My condolenceses

BOB grins

TMO: I may have taken a Cobol course in college, but definitely didn't learn it

Michael (Jericho): I'm learning SAP ABAP, and wish I could die, so there is that

Michael (Jericho): At least that's for my job

Michael (Jericho): Oh, sorry. Hi Lemon!

'Shislif' connected

BOB Hello Sharif

Michael (Jericho): Hi Sharif!

Sharif: Hey everybody :)

Lemon (Levi Reed): hello

TMO: howdy Shislif

Shislif (MeLange): we still in this cave?

Shislif (MeLange): hi hi :)

BOB laughs

wyjyoon (Temperance): I opened up the thread to review THAC0 again

Michael (Jericho): Oh buddy. We live in this cave now

wyjyoon (Temperance): Hi Sharif! : )

Shislif (MeLange): lol this is our home now!

Shislif (MeLange): hi Wendy :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol, we'll have to drive out whoever lived here first

wyjyoon (Temperance): Unless we find a way to coexist

Michael (Jericho): Never happen

Shislif (MeLange): sounds like a lot of work :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): Coexisting or driving them out?

Shislif (MeLange): coexisting lol

BOB So you know the cavern you are about to enter is a dangerous place, you know that if anyone is in there they can likely hear you, you know that ledge up above gives them a chance to fire/drop things down onto you once you enter

TMO: I believe we were going to have Rothuss try to climb up and peek over the edge

BOB So a quick conversation in whishpers to figure out what is happening

Michael (Jericho): I believe that is a great idea

BOB then dive into it

Shislif (MeLange): fire drop? that doesn't sound fun

wyjyoon (Temperance): Does he need healing for his foot?

Michael (Jericho): Well, our glwy boots makes us an excellent target

Shislif (MeLange): we have any water umbrellas?

Jericho: So, after such a lovely slide and pirana pool, what do we do?

Jericho: If anyone's in there, they probably know we are here

MeLange: maybe we should be very very quiet?

'Spring' connected

Jericho: ...yes

Jericho: ?

Rothuss Carder: shrugs

Jericho: Rothuss? I don't suppose....

Temperance: I believe our original plan was to get someone up to scout, and duck next to the um... pillars?

Temperance: whispers quietly

MeLange: either that or sprint across untill we're clear of that overhang

Rothuss Carder: goes over to the base of the cliff and starts climbing as quietly as possible

MeLange whispers

Michael (Jericho): (We have a map by any chance?)

Michael (Jericho): (Or do I need to just open it up)

Image: Lower level of caves

Shislif (MeLange): brb

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Michael (Jericho): Thanks bob

The river flows through this large cavern, wending its way between tall formations of stalagmites. The southern wall is a steep upward slope leading to a higher level within the same cavern. The interior of this higher level cannot be seen from the cave bottom.

Spring: Hi y'all

wyjyoon (Temperance): Hi Spring!

BOB Hello Spring@!

Lemon (Levi Reed): yay, spring

Spring: Sorry I'm late. Construction ran long.

TMO (Rothuss Carder): howdy Spring!

Michael (Jericho): Heya Spring!

Ratbone Carder: *cheery wave*

Spring (Ratbone Carder): cheery wave, still in a cave

BOB love

BOB quote

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Climb Walls [PERCENT:Climb Walls] (vs. Target 50) [SUCCESS by 42] [d100 = 8]

Ratbone Carder: Watches brother climbing, disapproving look

Rothuss Carder: slowly, quietly, raises his eyes up over the edge to peer beyond

-> Rothuss Carder: In the top level of the cavern there is a large pile of bones and scraps, remnants of victims carried up from the lower part of the cavern.

Michael (Jericho): To be fair Ratbone, he's trying to keep us kicking

Jericho: To be fair Ratbone, he's trying to keep us kicking

Jericho: Whispers

BOB Rothuss makes it up to the edge of the ledge and see, then comes back down

Ratbone Carder: whispers: so? he still looks like a dork

-> Rothuss Carder: at least 3 to 5 wierd plant people plus things flying around

Jericho: Me or him?

Ratbone Carder: him. i should know, i been looking at him all my life

Levi Reed: Both

Michael (Jericho): Dammit all to hell. My dog is messing himself on my carpet. I will be at least....5 minutes.

Rothuss Carder: *quietly* plant people and flying things, and lots of bones. They definitely get their food from here.

Levi Reed: *quietly* Gonna need more info on the "plant people" and "flying things"

Ratbone Carder: makes a "duh" face

Rothuss Carder: ummm... people made of leaves? and wingy things fluttering about?

Levi Reed: Like birds? Butterflies? Pterodactyls? There's a lot of range in "flying things" man

Rothuss Carder: You want detailed taxonomic info you sent the wrong person up there.

Temperance: Maybe bats?

Temperance: whispers quietly

Rothuss Carder: Maybe.

Ratbone Carder: whispers plant people like that tale Legend of the Ents?

Ratbone Carder: only they were like huuuuuge

Rothuss Carder: No, not trees.

Levi Reed: Did it look like wet leaves or dry leaves? I mean, maybe we can talk to them, but if not, maybe we can set them on fire

Rothuss Carder: I'm gonna say wet. Everything else down here is.

Levi Reed: Fair

Levi Reed: Anyone speak Plant?

Rothuss Carder: tries to rustle

Shislif (MeLange): hey i'm back :)

Spring (Ratbone Carder): hi!

Shislif (MeLange): hi Spring!

TMO (Rothuss Carder): (Lirt is checking to see if his laptop is functional to join, but may have to wait for it to charge up)

Lemon (Levi Reed): Is Mini coming tonight?

Lemon (Levi Reed): You read my mind

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I thought of wall of fog a few minutes ago. ;)

TMO (Rothuss Carder): they are in Missouri helping out some friends, leaving me here alone for weeks

Levi Reed: Sounds nice

Lemon (Levi Reed): ooc

Shislif (MeLange): When the cat's away!

wyjyoon (Temperance): The mice will play?

Shislif (MeLange): that's they say :)

Michael (Jericho): I'm back. Apologies

Michael (Jericho): EVERYTHING FLOATS DOWN HERE!

Lemon (Levi Reed): what

Spring (Ratbone Carder): blink

wyjyoon (Temperance): ?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): so many people, so little It knowledge

Michael (Jericho): I was gonna say...

Michael (Jericho): Glad you got it TMO haha

TMO (Rothuss Carder): and I've never even seen or read it

Michael (Jericho): Then DOUBLE DOH

Spring (Ratbone Carder): oh the clowin in the sewer one. hard pass

Michael (Jericho): Moving right along, now that it landed completely flat...

Lemon (Levi Reed): You guys, I have the flu or something, you can't expect me to know or do things

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Oh, I know all about it, just never seen or read. It's called "Trivia Knowledge"

Michael (Jericho): You have....3 minutes left

Shislif (MeLange): Hope you feel better Lemon!

Michael (Jericho): then be free. I'll vouch for contribution

Spring (Ratbone Carder): Oh well i have managed to miss the trivia also

Lemon (Levi Reed): Nah, I'm here at least until I eat. Food isn't coming for another 15 minutes

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Mini thinks he can join soonish

Spring (Ratbone Carder): yay

wyjyoon (Temperance): Nice!

Michael (Jericho): If you have the flu, I'd offer some probably unwanted advice not to eat anything at all, and start pounding coke like it was shots

Michael (Jericho): Cola

Michael (Jericho): COKE COLA

Michael (Jericho): Not the other one

BOB Lola la la la Lola

Michael (Jericho): Well, I got that one thanks to my father :)

Michael (Jericho): Great song

TMO (Rothuss Carder): they don't seel Coke Cola anymore. Haven't for decades. They figured out drugs were bad, mmkay?

BOB grins

Lemon (Levi Reed): gross. on both counts

'JtomTMO' connected

Michael (Jericho): No, they figured otu it wasn't profitable to continue lacing....

Michael (Jericho): but I digress

BOB So what is the plan for Rothuss' intel?

BOB Hey there JTom

Michael (Jericho): Actually if you go on their FAQ for Coca Cola International, they will point out they have NEVER done so. I ASK, where's the records?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): at the moment, hoping for Lirt's Wall of Fog spell

Levi Reed: How many did you see up there?

Jericho: What's the damage we're looking at?

Jericho: Winces

Jericho: Poor choice of words

Rothuss Carder: 4 pod people. multiple bats.

MeLange: oh my

Jericho: Pod People?

Jericho: Like....

Jericho: Not attached to anything

Jericho: Wandering around?

Levi Reed: I feel like we should try to talk to them first

Rothuss Carder: shrugs

Rothuss Carder: Just word choice. Don't read things I don't know into it.

Levi Reed: Who wants to be the emissary?

Jericho: Back to Levi's point. Anyone speak plants?

MeLange: Talking is nice, but didn't we just kill some of their colleagues?

Rothuss Carder: Big pile of bones. I repeat... big pile of bones.

MeLange: maybe that'll rub em the wrong way, just sayin

Levi Reed: You mean the yellow boots?

Jericho: Well, whatever was a pile of bones clearly rubbed them the wrong way

MeLange: Plus... cave people, gotta be a saying about em somewhere

Levi Reed: I don't think the mushrooms were likely to be colleagues

Jericho: Pinches the bridge of his nose between thumb and forefinger

MeLange: maybe, maybe they're Thyme people

BOB Rosemary

Levi Reed: I nominate Jericho to go try to talk to them

Jericho: Shrugs

MeLange: Maybe they're rosemary people

Lemon (Levi Reed): We are here to pay his debt, after all lol

Shislif (MeLange): :)

Jericho: My funeral I guess

Jericho: Be right behind me I suppose?

Jericho: Please

Levi Reed: ok wait

Jericho: Wait?

Levi Reed: Do we want to go over there and talk to them, or do we want to try and talk to them from afar, and maybe lure them over here

Levi Reed: Where's the best place to be if it comes to a fight?

Jericho: Yeah, I wasn't gonna just waltz right nextr to them

Rothuss Carder: or we could just sneak past...

Jericho: I was gonna shout if possible

Jericho: You think we could?

MeLange: What Jericho and I go together, you guys, especially those with ranged weapons hang back?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Hello all!

Lemon (Levi Reed): Hi mini!

MeLange: what if

BOB Lirt saves the day

Rothuss Carder: I remember ranged weapons being a problem against the plants.

Michael (Jericho): Oh thank god. I actually thought Mini had said that and was walking towards them

Michael (Jericho): Mini-crisis averted

Spring (Ratbone Carder): hi JTom!

Michael (Jericho): Hello!

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Sorry about that, I didn't have my laptop unpacked lol

Temperance: There were four walking leaf / plant / pod people ( ? ) and bats. Maybe sneaking wouldn't be too bad?

Levi Reed: Was there enough room to sneak past?

MeLange: sneaking sounds like a good idea, although i'm not great at sneaking, these good looks attract a lot of attention

Temperance: I do recall someone saying that we should try to save the fog spell for... more dire situations. Thoughts?

BOB You can see where the stream exits the cavern

MeLange: well if we're getting fire bombed from up top, that sounds pretty dire

Lemon (Levi Reed): the lines are the ledge?

Lirtimya: I'm fine with using it now

Rothuss Carder: Wait.. who said anything about fire bombs?

Michael (Jericho): Yeah, what about fire bombs?

Jericho: Yeah, what about fire bombs?

Temperance: widens eyes in alarm

MeLange: the voice in our heads?

MeLange: I mean, it's just a possiblity

Rothuss Carder: So is a cave-in.

Jericho: Looks up

Lirtimya: Fire didn't work on the last plant people I tried it on

Jericho: Yeah....

MeLange: oh I mean them fire bombing us

Rothuss Carder: I thought we were just going to go under cover of fog. But whatever. I can run across and get their attention if you want.

MeLange: so like, we just went to get to where the rivers exits over there <points westward> right?

Rothuss Carder: Yep

Jericho: Can we make a run for it?

MeLange: cover of fog does seem like a good idea

Jericho: how far is it really?

Jericho: Make a distraction and make a run for it

Jericho: ?

Lemon (Levi Reed): are the black lines on the map the ledge?

MeLange: I do like a good distraction, we could start a fire?

Rothuss Carder: You've got fire on the brain today, Mel, you know that?

wyjyoon (Temperance): I was trying to read the description of the location that BOB put but I didn't get to finish

wyjyoon (Temperance): So I'm not sure about the lines : )

MeLange: Well thank you Rothuss, not so bad yourself

BOB Yes to Lemon for the ledge

The river flows through this large cavern, wending its way between tall formations of stalagmites. The southern wall is a steep upward slope leading to a higher level within the same cavern. The interior of this higher level cannot be seen from the cave bottom.

Temperance: Maybe we could throw a torch in a different direction?

Rothuss Carder: There's only two directions. Here and there.

wyjyoon (Temperance): Thanks BOB

Rothuss Carder: Well, there's also up there. So three

Levi Reed: There are three

Levi Reed: yes, thank you

Levi Reed: I'm guessing we don't want to go up there unless we have to

BOB It is always 50/50 sometimes it happens sometimes it doesn't

Lemon (Levi Reed): How many spells you got left, Lirt?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I think all

Rothuss Carder: How many of us know how to climb cliffs?

BOB crickets

BOB also yes to Lirt

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Yeah I've got acid arrow two burning hands one detet magic and one wall of fog

BOB See you need to put JTom in charge

Lemon (Levi Reed): Oh, yeah< I did say I was putting Lirt in charge

BOB smiles

Levi Reed: Ok, Lirt, you make the call on this one

Rothuss Carder: (LINK)

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-QA4nuXPLA">(LINK)</a>

MeLange: Go Lirt Go

BOB LOL TMO

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): What our options? I missed them

Michael (Jericho): Nice TMO. YOu been saving that one for awhile???

Michael (Jericho): :)

TMO (Rothuss Carder): It just dropped this week

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): We've got forward back and up?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I actually wasn't making a statement, it just popped up in my feed again and I thought y'all would enjoy it. :D

BOB As I see your options: obscure/hide to go sneak/run through the cavern and hope to avoid anyone attacking you or B go in boldly and counter attack anything that comes your way because few can get up to the ledge

Shislif (MeLange): oh my that was a lot of noise lol

Michael (Jericho): I agree with bob's assessment. If people can just assume Jericho can make it up without a specially tailored harness, I gott have a serious conversation with you in person

Michael (Jericho): I can't even use a goddamn ladder properly

Shislif (MeLange): I mean even if Jeri can make it up there, if there are bad guys up there then he's all by himself to fight em?

Lirtimya: Well sneaking is probably a lot better of an option, we really don't want a repeat of our last battle, I can cast a wall of fog and we can sneak through it, just make sure you don't lose the group

Michael (Jericho): What's the penalitys or rolls for Sneak bob

BOB You could have some people go UP to distract as the rest go past, but that is up to the group ideas

Rothuss Carder: Do we still have a rope? We can use it to keep together

BOB You roll your hide in shadows, etc. so Thieves yes can really sneak the rest hope to not trip

Shislif (MeLange): Mel would offer to go up but he got no climbing skills, but he is ambidextrous so that's nice

Spring (Ratbone Carder): We are supposed to still have one rope

BOB You have 1 last 50 foot rope with you

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I've got climb but not sneak. but do have good dex

Shislif (MeLange): I feel like going under the cover of fog may be the safest option?

Jericho: I have a spell of Obscurement.30 feet by 30 feet

Spring (Ratbone Carder): I also have climb but no sneak

Jericho: But that's the last spell of that level I got

Rothuss Carder: How about we just try Lirt's fog, and then wing it from there?

BOB Far wall from the ledge and hope to use cover from the stalagities ? or close to the ledge and move faster

MeLange: think we'll need it later?

Michael (Jericho): Pause

BOB Compare Wall of Fog from Lirt with Obscurement from Jericho

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TMO (Rothuss Carder): don't know Obsurement

Michael (Jericho): Sorry, wrong pic

Michael (Jericho): not uncofmortable

TMO (Rothuss Carder): that's okay

Michael (Jericho): just slow down

TMO (Rothuss Carder): what's up?

BOB Thank you Michael

Shislif (MeLange): Obscurement? That sounds cool

Michael (Jericho): So

Michael (Jericho): Bob brought up a gameplay rule I'd like clarification on.

Spring (Ratbone Carder): how do we get the non-climbers up before the fog dissipates?

Michael (Jericho): If we "use" the stalgtites as cover, does this aid sneaking even if we aren't a theif bob?

User has gone AFK. (JtomTMO)

Jericho: Obscurement - Range: 0, AoE: (level x 10)-ft.-sq., Duration: 4 rds./level, Cast Time: 5, Save: None

BOB No to adding to sneaking, Yes to adding to Cover which is a +2 to +4 to your AC

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I need to go help bring in dinner afk

Michael (Jericho): (no don't cast taht)

User has gone AFK. (JtomTMO)

Michael (Jericho): OK. So for people who may not know

Michael (Jericho): If we arne't theifs, the plus 2 defintely helps if we use cover

Michael (Jericho): Speed may be nice, but cover is better for stealth IN MY opinion.

Michael (Jericho): As for Comparison

BOB For Wendy and Lemon, if you are an AC 10 and a +2 means you drop to an 8 so you are 10% harder to hit

Shislif (MeLange): cover seems like a good idea

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh, okay, thank you BOB! : )

Shislif (MeLange): but they're not really clear on the map/image, so we would just describe going to cover I assume?

BOB Also for Sharif who might not (how DARE YOU!) not read the site in the last two days

BOB qutoe

Lemon (Levi Reed): good call on the things michael

Michael (Jericho): Now, we can continue with spells and other discussion, just wanted to clal out potential bonuses on rolls for these types of stiuations

Shislif (MeLange): oh lol lemme go check!

Michael (Jericho): Sometimes we don't get that lucky :D

Ratbone Carder: in basic training they taught us the difference between cover and concelament. cover will slow down bullets for you. concelament will help you not be seen

Spring (Ratbone Carder): ooc

BOB This IS an area where I am good with planning and making sure everyone knows where and what you are capable of,

Spring (Ratbone Carder): it looks like the D&D rules imply the same thing

BOB becuase 60 minutes of planning for an intense 5 round combat is ok

Michael (Jericho): If that isn't a divine intervetion people, I don't know what is

BOB Excellent comparison Spring

Michael (Jericho): So, one moment. I'm trying to find a way to copy paste the text of obscruement into the discord lol

BOB go to Spells

wyjyoon (Temperance): I'm trying to review the spells I have to see if I can help with anything. I think most require some sort of material besides the holy symbol

Michael (Jericho): in the discord bob? I am here, I see the description, but it won't let me grab the slippy text

BOB This spell causes a misty vapor to arise around the caster. It persists in this locale for four rounds per caster level and reduces the visibility ranges of all types of vision (including infravision) to 2d4 feet. The ground area affected by the spell is a square progression based on the caster's level: a 10-foot x 10-foot area at 1st level, a 20-foot x 20-foot area at 2nd level, a 30-foot x 30-foot area at 3rd level, and so on. The height of the vapor is restricted to 10 feet, although the cloud will otherwise expand to fill confined spaces. A strong wind (such as from the 3rd-level wizard spell gust of wind ) can cut the duration of an obscurement spell by 75%. This spell does not function under water.

Michael (Jericho): HOW?

Michael (Jericho): HOW DID YOU DO IT?

BOB Magic

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I mean, we can do a song and dance number to inspire y'all to be really sneaky, but that might defeat the purpose

Michael (Jericho): Tha'ts not funny bob

Michael (Jericho): lol

BOB grins

Michael (Jericho): Now, that is Obscrue. What is fog?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Reminds me of that don't be suspicious chant

BOB By casting this spell, the wizard creates a billowing wall of misty vapors in any area within the spell range. The wall of fog obscures all sight, normal and infravision, beyond 2 feet. The caster may create less vapor if he wishes. The wall must be a roughly cubic or rectangular mass, at least 10 feet across in its smallest dimension. The misty vapors persist for three or more rounds. Their duration can be halved by a moderate wind, and they can be blown away by a strong wind. The material component is a pinch of split dried peas.

Michael (Jericho): (Off topic, but for some dumb reason, I've listened to that damn song like three times. It just resonates with us. Sometimes we feel like we literally don't do anything and it's just so rock on)

BOB Sometimes moving things forward does not equate with moving physically forward

BOB other times you just need to ROLL THE DAMN DICE

BOB grins

BOB brb

TMO (Rothuss Carder): in this case, I think we're just waiting on Lirt to come back with dinner.

Rothuss Carder: my suggestion, fwiw, is wall of fog, then against the far wall behind stalagmites for cover and as quiet as we can. Just keep your hands on the wall to keep oriented

TMO (Rothuss Carder): ooc (I WAS HOLDING ALT)

Shislif (MeLange): also brb

Michael (Jericho): I agree with that

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Michael (Jericho): the Suggestion, not BRB

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I return, but I have no idea for how long, company is over and I may need to go socialize

Michael (Jericho): Pff

Michael (Jericho): Kiddo, we ARE the company

BOB back and see Discord for the shirt

Michael (Jericho): of HEROES

BOB You do not need anyone but US JTom

Spring (Ratbone Carder): hahahaha

TMO (Rothuss Carder): any objections to just using him while he's here quickly then?

BOB and so

Michael (Jericho): One of us, one of us, one of us

BOB you have the two spell descriptions there for you

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Lol, I don't think my mom would be very happy if I told her I've already got company

Michael (Jericho): Hell no. Use his spell so I don't waste mine!

BOB grins with JTom

Michael (Jericho): (no offense bud :) )

BOB blame BOB, everyone does

Michael (Jericho): Damn straight

wyjyoon (Temperance): I think TMO's option is pretty good. We might as well try using the wall of fog for sneaking

Michael (Jericho): Although after 6 years, it might as well be a relisous observence. Even my closest friends don't distriburb my rest on the eve of Friday unless Dire

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Sounds good to me

Lemon (Levi Reed): TMO, can't you make a phone call and explain that we REALLY need Lirt here tonight?

BOB So the current plan on the table is Lirt casts Wall of Fog, the group tries to get across the cavern as fast as possible and then we see what happens

TMO (Rothuss Carder): cast the spell and then we won't NEED him, just want him. :D

Michael (Jericho): Buy her Icecream

Michael (Jericho): supposedly that works

Michael (Jericho): I believe

BOB I did jokingly look at that years ago, to qualify as a church for tax purposes

Michael (Jericho): huh

Michael (Jericho): I mean....they turned you down?

Michael (Jericho): We're all the proof you need

Michael (Jericho): Hell, you even have decades of paperwork

Michael (Jericho): on the site

BOB You need regular meetings, in a specific regular space with a set number of attendees

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Seems I d o not have to go socialize with people irl lol

BOB Excellent JTom

Michael (Jericho): HEY NOW, if Weird chruches can form REMOTELY due to Covid, I want you to recheck that crap

Michael (Jericho): Cause I'd laugh

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): "The churhc of the dragonslayers"

Michael (Jericho): snort

Lemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, I mean, our regular space is the internet

BOB So to move forward Lirt needs to draw on the map the extent of the wall of Fog

TMO (Rothuss Carder): if anyone has a better plan, post it. If anyone objects to the plan, post it. If none of those exist, we should probably get on with it. :)

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): With the typo, obviously

BOB then we move forward with things

Michael (Jericho): I do have a clarification

Michael (Jericho): We know we are doing fog

BOB Ask away

Lemon (Levi Reed): Yes, I am in favor of wall of fogging it

Michael (Jericho): great

Michael (Jericho): but

Michael (Jericho): I stil lthink it would be benficial to keep the Stag stuff between us and them, for "cover"

Michael (Jericho): Simply running

Michael (Jericho): I mean

Michael (Jericho): It's a cave. Echolocation and stuff?

BOB Understood so keep to the far (north) wall when you move

Lemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, it should be, if we're creeping along the far wall

Levi Reed: yes, that

Lemon (Levi Reed): ooc

Michael (Jericho): OK

Michael (Jericho): Just making sure we don't cast and then Sprint

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): How does that look?

BOB Not seeing it JTom

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I don't know the sizing, so it may be too large

Image: Lower level of caves

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I'm on that map, with the two circles in the hallway

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Oh, that's where we came from isn't it?

BOB I put the 20 foot cube on the mape where I think you want it

TMO (Rothuss Carder): and now we get to the technical difficulties part of the game. :D

TMO (Rothuss Carder): that's 20'????

BOB 2d4+3 rnds

BOB Yeap 20 foot by 20 foot by 20 foot

Lirtimya: [2d4 = 7]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): okay, so this cavern is WAY LARGER than I thought. Usually the squares are 5' or 10' cubes, not 20'

BOB so 10 rounds of fog

Michael (Jericho): huh

Michael (Jericho): well

Michael (Jericho): My scale was WAY off LOL

Michael (Jericho): Sorry for the spell bud

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): As long as it works

Michael (Jericho): So....maybe that was a great distraction instead?

Michael (Jericho): And we shall "cover" our way to freedom?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): ok, so no need for rope or touching to wall to know wherre you are. we'll be able to see just fine.

BOB It will have an effect

Michael (Jericho): Oh good. So, still using cover to potentially freedom?

Rothuss Carder: Mel, you and Levi first, then the rest, I'll bring up the rear.

BOB If you place it where it is on the map it blocks the view from the ledge down to the stream

MeLange: Thumbs up

Rothuss Carder: Everybody keep quiet and move soft

BOB and yes blocking past that too

Temperance: nods in assent

BOB and GO

BOB round one

Levi Reed: [TOWER] [SKILL] Ranger: Hide in Shadows [PERCENT:Ranger: Hide in Shadows] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 67] [d100 = 77]

Levi Reed: [TOWER] [SKILL] Ranger: Move Silently [PERCENT:Ranger: Move Silently] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 42] [d100 = 54]

[ROUND 1]

Michael (Jericho): What do we roll bob?

Michael (Jericho): Dex?

BOB Nothing

Michael (Jericho): Oh

Lemon (Levi Reed): After you, Mel

Levi Reed: After you, Mel

TMO (Rothuss Carder): following the back wall?

BOB Staying on the far side of the stream avoids the fog, staying on the far wall gives you cover also

Shislif (MeLange): shall I keep going?

Shislif (MeLange): oh ok good call

Michael (Jericho): As soon as I can, I'll move. Blocked by some PC

MeLange: <whispers> Stirge n flying stuff

Lemon (Levi Reed): no but the foggggg

Michael (Jericho): Holy shit. Those aren't bats, those are Satan's personal mosquito gaurd

wyjyoon (Temperance): I'm trying to move a little further, sorry

Michael (Jericho): They don't even get fun knicknames, that's how you know it's serious!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Not where I wanted, but computer says that's where I went

BOB and so here is where we pause

Rothuss Carder: the rest of you, if a fight breaks out, move as fast as you can to the other side. Let us deal with the fighting, you can do magic or whatever from there.

Michael (Jericho): Nods

Jericho: Nods

Lemon (Levi Reed): maybe they won't attack ... weak laugh

BOB Mel and Levi went first, then Temperance and as she moves things appear out of the fog/over the fog from the ledge to attack

Lemon (Levi Reed): Just so y'all know, I'm about to pop some nyquil, so you have me until that kicks in

Michael (Jericho): (Darn, I guess we didn't plan that well)

Michael (Jericho): (But we tried)

Stirge 5: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 1 ] [AC: 2 ] [MISS]

Shislif (MeLange): enjoy Lemon!

Michael (Jericho): (Don't mix with Alchohol and you'll be good for a few more hours)

Michael (Jericho): :)

Stirge 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 2]

Attack [2] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Levi Reed] [Hit-AC: 16 vs. 7 ] [AC: 16 ] [MISS]

Stirge 2: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 14]

Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Temperance] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 10 ] [AC: 4 ] [HIT]

Stirge 2: [DAMAGE (M)] Beak [TYPE: Piercing (1d3=3)] [d3 = 3]

[3] -> [to Temperance] [STATUS: Moderate]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I think Bob just rolled a good perception check

Lemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, I was planning on finishing up my mimosa ingredients this weekend because my orange juice is about to go bad, but I zero percent feel like drinking

Michael (Jericho): Damn really?

Michael (Jericho): Shoot

BOB So Melange, and Levi both get attacked but wave them away,

Michael (Jericho): Oh sorry Lemon. That was to TMO response, not yours

Michael (Jericho): lol

Lemon (Levi Reed): i know

BOB Temperance gets one STUCK into her torso, where it is happy to continue to suck out her blood

wyjyoon (Temperance): Yay

Lemon (Levi Reed): wow

Lemon (Levi Reed): The stuff in this cave REALLY likes temperance

BOB We are now at Rat and Jericho

wyjyoon (Temperance): It really does

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Ratbone

BOB smiles

Michael (Jericho): (I don't mind going)

BOB Michael goes first then Spring

BOB go for it

Michael (Jericho): (Are Stirgest 1 HD?)

Spring (Ratbone Carder): Oh okay

Michael (Jericho): (Frist?)

Shislif (MeLange): oh man Car Weathers passed, bummer

Shislif (MeLange): Carl

BOB Does not matter on HD

Michael (Jericho): (Hit die)

Michael (Jericho): They not less then one Hit Die?

Shislif (MeLange): we using combat tracker?

Michael (Jericho): Then yeah, this is gonna suck (get it?)

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol

BOB Yes to Sharif, but out of order right now as they are shifting around, next round will matter

Jericho: See's Stirge in Templrance

Jericho: Gods

Jericho: Looks and tries to pul lit off

BOB So make a To Hit on that Stirge

BOB Stirge #2

Levi Reed: can we attack these things normally or will we murder the people they're stuck to

Shislif (MeLange): cool

Jericho: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-1 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Mace, Footmans) [at Temperance] [AC: 3 ]

BOB You need a Called Shot to avoid hitting the person it is on

Lemon (Levi Reed): ooc

Lemon (Levi Reed): ok thank you

Michael (Jericho): So a fist? Darn, uh. That rule I've forgotten

BOB and Jericho attacked Temperance and not the Stirge

Lemon (Levi Reed): yeah please don't do this

Michael (Jericho): Is that a Penalty? also damn. LOL. I thought I was supposed to target her

Michael (Jericho): sorry

Michael (Jericho): one sec

MeLange: Jeri rude!

Michael (Jericho): Called Shot!

Temperance: looks dazed by the attack

Michael (Jericho): What's the penalty on the dice roll bob?

Temperance: Oof

Michael (Jericho): For fucks sake, she was NOT attacked

BOB Just roll and I can handle it

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol

BOB Temperance WAS attacked by a Stirge and drained of blood for 5 points

Michael (Jericho): OK. Their icons have merged. What is the number on the damn thing

BOB #2 on the combat tracker

Michael (Jericho): TY

Jericho: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-1 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Mace, Footmans) [at Stirge 2] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 8 ] [AC: 9 ] [MISS]

BOB That is a miss

Michael (Jericho): Well, someone elses problem

Michael (Jericho): I'm done for the round

Michael (Jericho): Sorry Temprence :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): You're good, thank you for trying : )

BOB Now Ratbone then Lirt and Rothuss

BOB Do you ignore the directions to run and help Temperance?

BOB Or just run out of the cavern

Spring (Ratbone Carder): I do ignore, and try to help TEmperance

Michael (Jericho): I mean. I'm cold, but not that cold

Michael (Jericho): Its literally stuck to her

wyjyoon (Temperance): I mean, I won't take it personal : ) Do what y'all think is best!

Ratbone Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Severe] [d20-5 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Club) [at Stirge 2] [Hit-AC: 13 vs. 8 ] [AC: 13 ] [MISS]

Michael (Jericho): Kill it with fire

Michael (Jericho): You can heal right?

Michael (Jericho): :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): Um, I think so?

Michael (Jericho): NO

BOB That is a miss

Michael (Jericho): Sorry, I wouldn't do that

Spring (Ratbone Carder): wow, somehow i missed that

BOB Lirt is up

Michael (Jericho): I swear to god, if we die to a strige, I will never forgive myself

BOB There is a reason why they are feared by all

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I don't have muhc I can do here

Lemon (Levi Reed): are we... in rounds or?

Michael (Jericho): I would have cast Anti-vermin barrier, but they do have a hit die, so kinda screwed here

Lemon (Levi Reed): I'm sorry, my brain is all fog right now

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I've got a dagger, I don't really want to shoot fire or arrows at people

BOB You can go 30 more feet and attack or 50 more feet and hide

Michael (Jericho): Should we just get to where we can hide and then deal with it?

Michael (Jericho): We have what four rounds for the fog?

BOB 9 more after this

TMO (Rothuss Carder): 10, I thought

BOB Yes this is round 1 of it

Michael (Jericho): So yeah not to worreid about that, but can at least get to the hidey hole for pulling the damn things off?

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 19]

Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger) [at Stirge 1] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 8 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]

BOB Damn

BOB Roll yoru damage

Lirtimya: [DAMAGE (M)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (1d4=3)] [d4 = 3]

Michael (Jericho): I do believe Lirt is not in the lead for most able to actually hti something

BOB will apply

TMO (Rothuss Carder): who needs fighters when we have wizards with sharp knives?

Michael (Jericho): *now

Shislif (MeLange): to bad Parry isn't here

wyjyoon (Temperance): Nice!

Stirge 1's health adjusted by -3

Michael (Jericho): Why Lisa had a dagger collection

BOB Falls

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Who needs to use fancy magic when ytou can stab things?

Michael (Jericho): You. You need fancy magic LOL

wyjyoon (Temperance): I can see why Vee likes shanking so much

Michael (Jericho): Stabbing is a side bonus

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): lol

Michael (Jericho): Vee should be taking pointers from Lirt

wyjyoon (Temperance): Maybe that's why Vee likes Lirt too

Michael (Jericho): haha

BOB LOL

BOB Rothuss is up

TMO (Rothuss Carder): is #4 in range for Rothuss to reach and attack this round?

BOB yes

TMO (Rothuss Carder): this 20' is messing me up. :D Who does 20' grid squares, anyways??

TMO (Rothuss Carder): ... why did it target from Ratbone??

BOB grins

BOB evil GMs who want to create large caverns

Lemon (Levi Reed): mental note: ask scale every time

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Stirge 4] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 8 ] [AC: 2 ] [HIT]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): *GASP!*

BOB You can always test your self with pointers

BOB and falls over dead

Spring (Ratbone Carder): woo hoo

BOB THUNK

wyjyoon (Temperance): Yay!

Lemon (Levi Reed): Rothuss is dead?

BOB I am

wyjyoon (Temperance): No, the stirge is dead

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I HIT SOMETHING WITH MY SWORD! ALERT THE MEDIA! CALL THE PRESIDENT!

Lemon (Levi Reed): oh, whew

Shislif (MeLange): silly stirge

BOB Now roll damage

Rothuss Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Sabre [TYPE: slashing (1d6+1=6)] [d6+1 = 6]

[6] -> [to Stirge 4] [STATUS: Heavy]

wyjyoon (Temperance): Holy mother nature

Michael (Jericho): FUCK. THE PLANT MONSTERS ARE HERE

Pod man 5: JUMPS down

Michael (Jericho): WE"RE ALL GONNA DIE

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I can't end my turn

Lemon (Levi Reed): what happened to the fun naaaaames

Michael (Jericho): Does it fall over from jumping that height?

Michael (Jericho): Or does it superman land?

BOB It squishes a bit

BOB then bounces back up

Michael (Jericho): We're fucked

Michael (Jericho): lol

Lemon (Levi Reed): He looks like a mushroom in the picture, but Rothuss said leaves

Shislif (MeLange): lol

BOB NOW everyone re-roll Init

BOB Rothuss lies

Levi Reed: [INIT] [d10 = 6]

Temperance: [INIT] [d10 = 8]

Ratbone Carder: [INIT] [d10 = 9]

Michael (Jericho): one second

Rothuss Carder: [INIT] [d10 = 1]

Lirtimya: [INIT] [d10 = 5]

Jericho: [INIT] [d10 = 6]

MeLange: [INIT] [d10 = 2]

BOB everyone is all set

Lemon (Levi Reed): dammit rothuss!

BOB We will go from the top for Init now

[TURN] Rothuss Carder

Michael (Jericho): So, who's up for PC generation?

Michael (Jericho): ;)

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Pod man 5] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 9 ] [AC: 7 ] [HIT]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): *GASP!*

BOB The man is on fire

Lemon (Levi Reed): nah, we can take this guy

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I HIT SOMETHING WITH MY SWORD! ALERT THE MEDIA! CALL THE PRESIDENT!

Michael (Jericho): HOLY SHIT

Shislif (MeLange): lol

TMO (Rothuss Carder): not large, I assume?

Spring (Ratbone Carder): LOL!!!

BOB Man sized

Rothuss Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Sabre [TYPE: slashing (1d6+1=7)] [d6+1 = 7]

[7] -> [to Pod man 5] [STATUS: Heavy]

Michael (Jericho): GET THE POPE DOWN HERE! WE HAVE A MIRACLE TO REPORT!

[TURN] MeLange

wyjyoon (Temperance): pops confetti

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20+1 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Stirge 5] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 8 ] [AC: 9 ] [MISS]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): btw, you said the stirge died, but it isn't dead on the map

Shislif (MeLange): two goes?

BOB Yes to Sharif, you can take your second attack

BOB and which one TMO? One is dead

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20+1 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Stirge 5] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 8 ] [AC: 3 ] [HIT]

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Battle axe [TYPE: slashing (1d8+3=7)] [d8+3 = 7]

[7] -> [to Stirge 5] [STATUS: Critical]

Shislif (MeLange): close one

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Stirge 4. thought you said it was dead when I hit it, but then you had me roll damage too

[TURN] Stirge 5

BOB Sorry no that was me being dead for you hitting, you did do 6 points but it is not dead yet

TMO (Rothuss Carder): ah, ok!

TMO (Rothuss Carder): sorry for misunderstanding

Spring (Ratbone Carder): yeah i misunderstood the same

Stirge 5: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 1 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Lirtimya

wyjyoon (Temperance): I really did think that stirge died too

BOB 1 dead 1 critically wounded

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Should I go attack then pod man? I don't think I can get to Temperance

TMO (Rothuss Carder): whatever you think best. heat of the moment, snap decision

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Can I get to temperance or can I not step over this stirge?

BOB you can easily get past the dead stirge, it is small about 2 foot big

TMO (Rothuss Carder): stirges are about 1' long bugs. should be easily stepped over

TMO (Rothuss Carder): 2 foot, sorry

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Stirge 2?

BOB A minus 4 to hit it becuase it is latched onto her sucking her blood

BOB Yes

BOB #2

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger) [at Stirge 2] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 8 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I think I missed

BOB Also a THUD as somethign else tries to jump down over the ledge into the fog and DIES from impact

Lemon (Levi Reed): Heeeeyyy, I was going to ask if it's a -4 when it's my turn! I learned a thing!

TMO (Rothuss Carder): YAY

BOB Yay to Lemon

BOB click next for JTom

Michael (Jericho): Maybe it speared itself on a Stalagtite

wyjyoon (Temperance): Could be, but one less thing to worry about, I hope?

[TURN] Jericho

Lemon (Levi Reed): I was also going to ask how to do that, but I'm going to just try and go for it, because I THINK I remember.

Michael (Jericho): Don't judge me guys, this is kinda an iffy situation. I don't wantt ohear it later

Shislif (MeLange): brb bio break

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Effect ['Produce Flame'] -> [to Jericho] [by Jericho]

Jericho: [DAMAGE] Produce Flame [TYPE: fire (1d4+1=5)] [d4+1 = 5]

[5] -> [to Pod man 5] [STATUS: Critical]

[TURN] Pod man 2

[TURN] Pod man 1

[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): no judgement at all Michael. you and I can have an ooc convo on it if you want.

TMO (Rothuss Carder): or Rothuss can even talk IC with him. Try to help him figure things out

Lemon (Levi Reed): sorry, which one is attached to temperance?

Michael (Jericho): (No it was just I had to "use" my last level 2 spell)

Michael (Jericho): (This is pretty serious)

wyjyoon (Temperance): I think #2?

BOB Yes #2

Michael (Jericho): (I just didn't see many other options then fleeing)

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [-4] [d20-4 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Stirge 2] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 8 ] [AC: 9 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Jericho

Lemon (Levi Reed): welp

Michael (Jericho): Wait

BOB Yes that was right Lemon

Michael (Jericho): How am I on here twice?

Michael (Jericho): I've gone this round

[TURN] Pod man 4

BOB a minus 4 for the called shot

[TURN] Vee Barlett

[TURN] Pod man 5

Pod man 5: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 2]

Attack [2] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 17 vs. 8 ] [AC: 17 ] [MISS]

Pod man 5: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 8 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Temperance

Michael (Jericho): I mean, thankfully they seem to ve having some trouble too?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Ok, can I try to stab this thing by reaching arms around it?

BOB yes

wyjyoon (Temperance): Or are my arms not free enough for that?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Ok

Temperance: Temperance tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

Levi Reed: Sorry guys, I think I'm out for the night. I'm sorry!

Lemon (Levi Reed): ooc

BOB Drag the Attack Roll onto the Stirge

Temperance: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

Michael (Jericho): Night Lemon

BOB HUGS to Lemon

Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Dagger) [at Temperance] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 10 ] [AC: 5 ] [HIT]

BOB Yes that is

TMO (Rothuss Carder): gnite!

Michael (Jericho): Throw yourself at a creature before you go!

Michael (Jericho): :)

BOB Now do the same with damage

Levi Reed: I tried!

Lemon (Levi Reed): ooc again

Temperance: [DAMAGE (R)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (1d4=3)] [d4 = 3]

[3] -> [to Temperance] [STATUS: Heavy]

Michael (Jericho): LOL

Lemon (Levi Reed): sorry story chat person

Michael (Jericho): HUGS

'Lemon' disconnected

wyjyoon (Temperance): Hugs Lemon it's probably me, but don't worry about it!

BOB and click next

[TURN] Ratbone Carder

BOB Wendy made Lemon sick you saw her admit to it

Spring (Ratbone Carder): looking

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh, I meant that I was probably going to be the story chat person

BOB grins

wyjyoon (Temperance): But yes, I guess that too : )

BOB LOL

wyjyoon (Temperance): We work in the same place so what goes around just gets both me and her

Spring (Ratbone Carder): I can't tell, is the stirge still on Temperance?

BOB Yes

Ratbone Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Severe] [d20-5 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Club) [at Stirge 2] [Hit-AC: 16 vs. 8 ] [AC: 16 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Stirge 1

[TURN] Stirge 3

BOB OH

BOB Just realized Temp stabbed herself instead of the Stirge

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh, whoops

wyjyoon (Temperance): Why did I do that

Temperance's health adjusted by +3

wyjyoon (Temperance): I thought I rolled it on the correct icon

Stirge 2's health adjusted by -3

BOB It is not dead but very very wounded

[TURN] Stirge 4

BOB That stirge flies back up to the nest to avoid the swords and daggers

BOB Same with that one but Rothuss gets to stab it before it flees

BOB #4

TMO (Rothuss Carder): attack of opportunity isn't going to mess with my next attack, just checking

BOB correct

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Stirge 4] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 8 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

BOB OOC only is an issue with so many attacks it is higher than your Con

[TURN] Stirge 2

wyjyoon (Temperance): brb

GM: [d20 = 18]

BOB Nope too stupid to leave a good lunch

BOB SUCKS more out of Temperance

Stirge 2: [DAMAGE (M)] Beak [TYPE: Piercing (1d3=3)] [d3 = 3]

[3] -> [to Temperance] [STATUS: Heavy]

[TURN] Pod man 3

[ROUND 2]

[TURN] Rothuss Carder

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 1]

Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Pod man 5] [Hit-AC: 18 vs. 9 ] [AC: 18 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): lol - I knew it was too good to last

Shislif (MeLange): woo just in time lol

[TURN] MeLange

Shislif (MeLange): so stirge 5 is still alive?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I even thought about using 2 weapons, just in case

BOB Yes Stirge 5 is alive

TMO (Rothuss Carder): #5 is alive!

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20+1 = 2]

Attack [2] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Stirge 5] [Hit-AC: 16 vs. 8 ] [AC: 16 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

Shislif (MeLange): no 2nd roll?

BOB No next round you get two attacks

[TURN] Stirge 5

BOB on Odd number rounds

wyjyoon (Temperance): Back. I see that the stirge still wants more blood

Shislif (MeLange): cool

Stirge 5: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 3]

Attack [3] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 15 vs. 1 ] [AC: 15 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Lirtimya

User has gone AFK. (JtomTMO)

TMO (Rothuss Carder): bad timing Mini!

BOB Will come back to her

[TURN] Jericho - [Produce Flame; [D: 3]]

Jericho: [DAMAGE] Produce Flame [TYPE: fire (1d4+1=3)] [d4+1 = 3]

[3] -> [to Pod man 5] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 1] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

[TURN] Pod man 2

GM: [d6 = 2]

Michael (Jericho): What the fuck is that thing

Pod man 2's health adjusted by -2

Michael (Jericho): Oh

Michael (Jericho): Just a Chuthulu pod Creature

Pod man 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Jericho] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 10 ] [AC: 2 ] [HIT]

Pod man 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 10]

Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Jericho] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 10 ] [AC: 9 ] [HIT]

Effect ['Grapple: Negative to actions'] -> [to Jericho] [by Pod man 1]

wyjyoon (Temperance): Looked like an electrocuted hairball for a second

Spring (Ratbone Carder): :-)

Michael (Jericho): Next round, my last firebal from the spell will be used, so I'm not going to be any use after that

BOB Jericho looks on in horror as a plant like pod person DROPS down from the ledge, takes damage, then wraps its limbs around him and starts to bind him up

BOB No more spell use

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): aSorry about that, got the low battery signal and needed to go find my charger

BOB No more moving

Michael (Jericho): Then yeah, you guys are totally fudged

Michael (Jericho): And bob is punishing me for something. I gaurantee it

BOB BUT LOL

BOB Now Lirt can go

[TURN] Pod man 1

Michael (Jericho): That being said, the spell will produce flame as a passive bob. Its on my hand

Michael (Jericho): No casting needed

[TURN] Lirtimya

Michael (Jericho): I can't move, but it might still burn?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Can I stab the plant thing?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): grapple check!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Would it burn you with it if it's still wrapped around you?

BOB Nice Point Michael will check

BOB and yes to JTom

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger) [at Pod man 2] [Hit-AC: 16 vs. 9 ] [AC: 16 ] [MISS]

Michael (Jericho): As long as you don't stab me JTom, you do you :)

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I'm so good at stabbing things :)

BOB For Michael, I will rule that no you cannot use the flame to affect, as it says you have to hurl it at the target and you are bound up so cannot move enough to "throw" the flame at the creature

BOB and LOL with JTom

[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

[TURN] Jericho

Jericho: Sounds sqauare.

Michael (Jericho): Sounds sqauare.

[TURN] Pod man 4

Michael (Jericho): I mean

[TURN] Vee Barlett

Jericho: Squirms

Spring (Ratbone Carder): it's okay JTom i can't hit it with a club

Michael (Jericho): lol

[TURN] Pod man 5

[TURN] Temperance

Temperance: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Dagger) [at Stirge 2] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 8 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

wyjyoon (Temperance): Welp

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Temperence unloads her Tommy Gun on the pod person

[TURN] Ratbone Carder

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Temperance at that point is just ance TMO

TMO (Rothuss Carder): what?

BOB Spring?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): take away the temper

Spring (Ratbone Carder): Uhm, I attacked, nothing happened

BOB It did not roll in the chat

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Now the joke is no fun TMO

Ratbone Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Severe] [d20-5 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Knife) [at Stirge 2] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 8 ] [AC: 8 ] [HIT]

BOB yeap

Ratbone Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Knife [TYPE: slashing, piercing (1d3=2)] [d3 = 2]

[2] -> [to Stirge 2] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 1] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

[TURN] Stirge 1

[TURN] Stirge 2

[TURN] Pod man 3

BOB awesome dice effect

[ROUND 3]

wyjyoon (Temperance): It was so cool how it twirled around

[TURN] Lirtimya

Spring (Ratbone Carder): Hee!

Shislif (MeLange): i agree

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I have dissapeared?

Spring (Ratbone Carder): i think it's werewolf or vampire or something

wyjyoon (Temperance): I could just sit and watch you guys roll all the cool dice, ngl

BOB Sorry moved the wrong Toiken

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger) [at Pod man 2] [Hit-AC: 16 vs. 9 ] [AC: 16 ] [MISS]

BOB and Wendy you can look in the store for any cool dice you want but also go to the menu and see what your current dice can do

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Again? Another 4?

BOB The mage complaining she is not killing things with a dagger ;P

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Lirt somehow got a null Initiative. ;)

BOB Click nect

[TURN] Rothuss Carder

BOB Yeah something happened with Lirt and Jericho on the CT

BOB I moved them to the earliest in the round to try to solve it

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Lirt needs to gether depth perception cehcked because as far as I'm aware that plant thing isn't moving lol

TMO (Rothuss Carder): question Bob - attacking gthis pod person from the rear (according to the map). Any bonuses for that, or penalties for it grabbing Jericho, and any chance of hitting Jericho if I miss? Just want to understand situation before I do something rash

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Ah, great spelling me

Michael (Jericho): Backstab for sure

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I don't have backstab, not a thief

BOB No chance of hitting Jerich with a called shot

Michael (Jericho): oh sorry TMO

BOB You can roll a normal to hit

BOB and if you miss by more than 4 will worry about where you hit

TMO (Rothuss Carder): and from long experience, backstab doesn't work in melee combat, only by surprise.

Michael (Jericho): I can probably survivie one hit from you

BOB THAT sounds like a challenge

Michael (Jericho): LOL

Michael (Jericho): It would be the once in a lifetime, "oh well, not only did you hit, but you lopped his head off. Well done!"

Shislif (MeLange): If Mel uses hand axe melee attack instead of battle axe on odd turn, does he get even more attacks?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): ok, going to do a normal hit and hope I don't roll less than 9

Michael (Jericho): I'll hope that too

Shislif (MeLange): go TMO go!

Michael (Jericho): :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): I still have healing spells if necessary!

wyjyoon (Temperance): I think...

Michael (Jericho): If it releases me, I still have the last flame grendade foe one more round after thsi one

BOB For Mel he gets attacks based on level so round 1 two attacks, round 2 one attack, etc.

BOB until he gets to higher level then two attacks every round

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I was thinking about 2 weapon attacks, but the penalties almost guaranteed a friendly fire situation

Michael (Jericho): Then, when you get to be Talwin level, you get some Threes in there too :)

Shislif (MeLange): yea I get that but I have both battle axe and hand axe (dual weapon) so like what's the difference?

Michael (Jericho): (Damage)

BOB Battle Axe is one attack with more damage

Shislif (MeLange): so hand axe is two attacks for less damage? And if it's an odd turn it's four attacks?

BOB right

BOB for now

Shislif (MeLange): cool

BOB will change after this story arc becasuse I think he will go up in level

Rothuss Carder: reverses his sabre grip so he's holding it point down and tries to stab vertically down through the pod persons neck and back.

Shislif (MeLange): also cool :)

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 10]

Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Pod man 2] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 9 ] [AC: 9 ] [HIT]

Michael (Jericho): (And slices so well, it goes through the plant, and then int Jericho!)

BOB nice that is a hit

TMO (Rothuss Carder): oh nice, this one has a worse AC I think

TMO (Rothuss Carder): unless I misread the other ones'

Michael (Jericho): Kick his butt TMO!

BOB THere is a bit of randomness to it

Rothuss Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Sabre [TYPE: slashing (1d6+1=6)] [d6+1 = 6]

[6] -> [to Pod man 2] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 1] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Michael (Jericho): Yay!

BOB bam

Jericho: GASPS

wyjyoon (Temperance): Nice!

Jericho: Wheezes

Jericho: THANK YOU

Jericho: Coughs

Michael (Jericho): (I'm back on the tracker now right?)

BOB yes

Rothuss Carder: move along!

Jericho: Waves his fiery hand at Rothuss

BOB TMO clicks next

Jericho: Just a second

[TURN] MeLange

Jericho: Wheezes

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20+2 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Hand Axe) [at Stirge 5] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 8 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20+2 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Hand Axe) [at Stirge 5] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 8 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20+2 = 20]

Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Hand Axe) [at Stirge 5] [Hit-AC: -2 vs. 8 ] [AC: -2 ] [HIT]

BOB That is a miss

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Hand Axe [TYPE: slashing (1d6+5=9)] [d6+5 = 9]

[9] -> [to Stirge 5] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 8] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Shislif (MeLange): doh

Rothuss Carder: ducks backwards from the flaming ball of fire waved in his face

Jericho: oh...

Shislif (MeLange): end turn?

Jericho: sorry

Jericho: Crazy how the elments kill plants

Jericho: a terrible shame

Stirge 5's health adjusted by +9

Jericho: still wheezing

BOB yes

[TURN] Stirge 5

Stirge 5: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 1 ] [AC: 7 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Jericho - [Produce Flame; [D: 3] | (Grapple: Negative to actions; [D: -4])]

Rothuss Carder: Don't gotta justify yourself to me man. Just get out of here as quick as you can. And watch out in the next passage, we still don't know what's there.

Jericho: Cough

Jericho: Yeah, just a sec

Jericho: [DAMAGE] Produce Flame [TYPE: fire (1d4+1=5)] [d4+1 = 5]

[5] -> [to Stirge 5] [STATUS: Heavy]

Jericho: Coughs again

Jericho: I'm tapped out

[TURN] Pod man 2

[TURN] Pod man 1

[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

[TURN] Pod man 4

[TURN] Vee Barlett

[TURN] Pod man 5

[TURN] Temperance

[TURN] Ratbone Carder

[INIT] 9 : Knife

[TURN] Temperance

Michael (Jericho): Wait

Michael (Jericho): A knife had initiative?

Michael (Jericho): How did that happen?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): a very ambitious knife

BOB What are you talking about? grins

Michael (Jericho): I'll say!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Is it sentient?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Sorry, intelligent?

Spring (Ratbone Carder): And then it was my turn and then it wasnt

Michael (Jericho): Sapient?

BOB Temperance is up

BOB Then Ratbone

wyjyoon (Temperance): Um, did you guys want me to save the healing spells?

Michael (Jericho): Yes

Shislif (MeLange): maybe :)

Michael (Jericho): Jericho is spending them like they are going out of style

Shislif (MeLange): hey big spender

wyjyoon (Temperance): Ok, cool, can I delay my turn?

Michael (Jericho): And for a pascifist priest, he's burning things down left and right

Michael (Jericho): (you can if you want)

BOB Yes to Wendy but only Ratbone goes after you then you will go

Shislif (MeLange): pacifist doesn't mean ya can't burn stuff down maybe

wyjyoon (Temperance): By my next turn I'll try to move towards Melange and see if he needs help

Michael (Jericho): Pacifist in Nature, but Pyro at heart. A new Shirt Slogan

Shislif (MeLange): stupid mosquito won't quit

BOB That would be now

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): "I am an arsonistic pacifist"

BOB LOL Quote for JTom

Shislif (MeLange): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): Ok, can I still attack or is my turn done?

Michael (Jericho): lol

Spring (Ratbone Carder): LOL!

BOB Yes you can attack

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): It's fine because he didn't kill them directly right? The fire did

Temperance: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

BOB cannot cast but yes attack

Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Dagger) [at Stirge 5] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 8 ] [AC: 9 ] [MISS]

Michael (Jericho): Yes

Michael (Jericho): The elments caused the death, no directly Jericho

BOB and next

Michael (Jericho): the odd bargain

[TURN] Ratbone Carder

Michael (Jericho): If he couldn't do any damage at all, we'd really be in a pickle.

Ratbone Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Severe] [d20-5 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Knife) [at Pod man 2] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 9 ] [AC: 5 ] [CRITICAL HIT]

Ratbone Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Knife [TYPE: slashing, piercing (1d3=3)] [d3 = 3]

[3] -> [to Pod man 2] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 3]

[TURN] Stirge 1

[TURN] Stirge 2

[TURN] Pod man 3

Michael (Jericho): Aren't they already dead?

Michael (Jericho): Or did I miss something

BOB So Stirge #5 is the only thing moving/alive down here

Spring (Ratbone Carder): combat tracker said Pod man was moderate wounded

BOB Everything else is dead

Spring (Ratbone Carder): okay

Michael (Jericho): Yeah, CT is a little odd

Michael (Jericho): I'm going with map

BOB Ratbone finished it off

Michael (Jericho): When the gravestones are there, I move on

BOB it was dying she killed it

Michael (Jericho): Oh, I see

Michael (Jericho): My bad

[ROUND 4]

[TURN] Lirtimya

BOB 1 stirge (#5) is still flying around

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Is it flying too high to stab?

BOB Nope

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger) [at Stirge 5] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 8 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): It his however too existence for me to stab

BOB smile

BOB click next

Michael (Jericho): I too like Existensce for Stabs

[TURN] Rothuss Carder

Michael (Jericho): Shirt slogans all around tonight :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): I misread that as existential stab

Michael (Jericho): LOL

wyjyoon (Temperance): Need more coffee

Michael (Jericho): Nothing wrong with that either

Jericho: BOth hilarious

Michael (Jericho): BOth hilarious

Spring (Ratbone Carder): hahaha

Rothuss Carder: turns to watch the ledge and the roof above for anymore threats, holding his attack to try and gut anything that jumps at them.

BOB ok

[TURN] MeLange

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20+1 = 2]

Attack [2] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Stirge 5] [Hit-AC: 16 vs. 8 ] [AC: 16 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

Shislif (MeLange): geez louise

BOB WOW

BOB twice tonight for Mel

[TURN] Stirge 5

BOB Plant Lover!

GM: [d20 = 11]

BOB Flys away

Michael (Jericho): At this point?

BOB Melange gets an attack of oportunity along with Lirt and Temperance

Michael (Jericho): THIS is the point it decides it aint worth it?

Michael (Jericho): With napalm on the wind, and everyone dead aroudn it?

BOB animal inteligence, the round after it was wounded it flees

Michael (Jericho): Nah, just giving you a hard time this time :)

BOB smiles

Temperance: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

Michael (Jericho): I just was like, really? now?

BOB Mel Lirt and Temp

wyjyoon (Temperance): Didn't know if we were taking turns or not, sorry

BOB roll your attacks

Shislif (MeLange): can i move to get closer first?

BOB No

TMO (Rothuss Carder): roll it and let the clicky-clacks determine its fate!

BOB But no need

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger) [at Stirge 5] [Hit-AC: 15 vs. 8 ] [AC: 15 ] [MISS]

Temperance: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

Shislif (MeLange): oh ok

Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 10]

Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Dagger) [at Stirge 5] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 8 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20+1 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Stirge 5] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 8 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

Shislif (MeLange): terrible dice

Spring (Ratbone Carder): :-(

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I get a bonus, right? That'll help my 5 by like, 10 right?

Michael (Jericho): OOO is like it's turning away from you, and is that "moment" you can potentially kill it as it flees happily away

BOB It escapes up over the cliffs

BOB and LOL

[TURN] Jericho - [Produce Flame; [D: 3] | (Grapple: Negative to actions; [D: -4])]

Michael (Jericho): Hm. After round three, that effect should end

BOB Nothing left to attack this round

Michael (Jericho): Oh well

Michael (Jericho): LOOT LOOT LOOT LOOT LOOT

Michael (Jericho): And remembe the suicide victim mushroom

Michael (Jericho): he's around here somewhere

Rothuss Carder: gestures for everyone to bug out

Michael (Jericho): OH HELL NO

Michael (Jericho): I"M GETTING SOMETHING OUT OF THIS

Michael (Jericho): It may not be magic, but I'm getting SOMETHIGN

[TURN] Pod man 2

[TURN] Pod man 1

BOB If you want to pause here and look for things just say so and click next

Michael (Jericho): Loot. Next

Shislif (MeLange): next

Michael (Jericho): (I did hit next a few times)

Michael (Jericho): (Not sure why' the CT is acting up)

[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

[TURN] Pod man 4

Michael (Jericho): THERE IT IS!

Michael (Jericho): GET HIM

[TURN] Vee Barlett

[TURN] Pod man 5

[TURN] Temperance

Michael (Jericho): That is a nightmare creature

Michael (Jericho): the bottom one

Michael (Jericho): Eldritch

wyjyoon (Temperance): Checking to see how many arrows I have

wyjyoon (Temperance): But I do remember someone saying distance attacks didn't work so well before

BOB Two pod creatures now blocking your way out

Michael (Jericho): Lirt, use your acid arrows?

Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Shortbow) [at Pod man 4] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 9 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Ratbone Carder

Spring (Ratbone Carder): looking

Michael (Jericho): Take your time

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I will once it's my turn

Michael (Jericho): lol

[TURN] Stirge 1

[TURN] Stirge 2

[TURN] Pod man 3

Spring:

Ratbone Carder: I can't leave the turn

BOB SPLASH

Spring (Ratbone Carder): and i had ALT down

BOB You were moving through a wall Spring is why

[ROUND 5]

BOB So everyone understands

Spring (Ratbone Carder): ?

Shislif (MeLange): ?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): don't suppose #3 there is within attack of held attack range?

Spring (Ratbone Carder): there's an invisible wall?

BOB Two pod people blocking your way west (out) then one pod person blocking your way back the way you came (east)

BOB No Stirges left

Spring (Ratbone Carder): i intended to move out of my little corner and go closer to where the two pod people are blocking our way out

TMO (Rothuss Carder): don't suppose #3 there is within range of held attack ?

Spring (Ratbone Carder): I don't want to be within their arm's reach though

TMO (Rothuss Carder): you're 10 feet away from theem, I think?

BOB So at the start of the next round this is where you are and the three of them are

[TURN] Lirtimya

BOB Odd numbered round for those who are counting

TMO (Rothuss Carder): BOB - was I able to use my held attack on #3 when it came in??

BOB Fog is still up for 5 more rounds after this

BOB It is not close enough to attack without moving so no to a held attack

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I'm goingto shoot 4 with an acid arrow (hopefully)

TMO (Rothuss Carder): ok, thanks!

Shislif (MeLange): I say we all go after the backend pod person, then attack the two upfront

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I cannot shoot the pne in the back without shooting Rothuss

BOB Lirt cannot easily attack the one in the back Jericon and Rothuss in the way

TMO (Rothuss Carder): please don't acid my back

BOB See Lirt is in charge and knows what is going on

Michael (Jericho): He cannot cross that Jericho Rubicon

Shislif (MeLange): darn Rubicons

Shislif (MeLange): thanks a lot ceasar

TMO (Rothuss Carder): just don't come after Jericho with trumpets. He hates trumpets

Lirtimya: Lirtimya cast a spell NOT memorized.

Lirtimya: [CAST] Melf's Acid Arrow [at Pod man 4]

Shislif (MeLange): trumpets are amazing

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 10]

Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Melf's Acid Arrow) [at Pod man 4] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 9 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Rothuss Carder

BOB sadly just misses

TMO (Rothuss Carder): ooh, missed by 1. Splash damage??? *hopeful grin*

Michael (Jericho): I would pay literal gold for bob to grant Jericho a magical horn

Spring (Ratbone Carder): LOL trumpets

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I have a non-magical horn

Shislif (MeLange): so do I :)

Michael (Jericho): Well you see, Jericho's horn must be able to collapse a cities walls, so when your's can do that, give me a ring :)

Michael (Jericho): Oh, well. I think he had to walk around the City three times first

Rothuss Carder: steps forward and feints with his main-gauche at the pod person's eyes and then attempts to run it through the gut with his sabre

Michael (Jericho): Old testement was read several years ago

wyjyoon (Temperance): The Horn of Havoc

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Pod man 3] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 9 ] [AC: 3 ] [HIT]

Michael (Jericho): Holy Shit

Michael (Jericho): Again

Rothuss Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Sabre [TYPE: slashing (1d6+1=7)] [d6+1 = 7]

[7] -> [to Pod man 3] [STATUS: Moderate]

BOB SLAM

Michael (Jericho): How are actually hitting things this time?

Spring (Ratbone Carder): woohoo!

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I have found my method!

[TURN] MeLange

wyjyoon (Temperance): Go Rothuss go!

wyjyoon (Temperance): throws confetti

Shislif (MeLange): so no space to attack the back pod?

Shislif (MeLange): go for the front two then?

BOB yes

Shislif (MeLange): I got enough action to walk n attack?

BOB yes

Michael (Jericho): This is what we call a "Target Rich Environment"

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20+1 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Pod man 4] [Hit-AC: 6 vs. 9 ] [AC: 6 ] [HIT]

Michael (Jericho): NO WAY

Shislif (MeLange): hit?

Shislif (MeLange): gotta check first

BOB yes and roll another it is an odd number round

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Battle axe [TYPE: slashing (1d8+3=10)] [d8+3 = 10]

[10] -> [to Pod man 4] [STATUS: Critical]

wyjyoon (Temperance): Wow

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20+1 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Pod man 4] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 9 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Stirge 5

BOB hiding

[TURN] Jericho - [Produce Flame; [D: 3] | (Grapple: Negative to actions; [D: -4])]

Michael (Jericho): I technically don't have a flame so, I'm going to pass

TMO (Rothuss Carder): loot a body?

Michael (Jericho): I moved slightly to the side, trying to get out fo the way actually

Michael (Jericho): It's still loading

TMO (Rothuss Carder): that works too

Michael (Jericho): Well, while it loads, I'll pass

[TURN] Pod man 2

[TURN] Pod man 1

Michael (Jericho): oh there it went

Pod man 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 1]

Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 18 vs. 1 ] [AC: 18 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

Pod man 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 3]

Attack [3] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 16 vs. 1 ] [AC: 16 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

[TURN] Pod man 4

MeLange: yea suck it podman

Michael (Jericho): never change man

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Michael (Jericho): I love these quotes

Pod man 4: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 1 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

Pod man 4: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 1 ] [AC: 2 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Vee Barlett

[TURN] Pod man 5

[TURN] Temperance

wyjyoon (Temperance): I guess loot a body? Do flying things have loot?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Sorry stirges?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): you might like one for research purposes

BOB Unknown at this time

Michael (Jericho): (You can throw a rock)

BOB But ther are three pod people still attacking

Michael (Jericho): Oh my god a massive blue ball is on the map

Michael (Jericho): NM it's gone now

Shislif (MeLange): fortunately playing an immature teenager suits me quite well :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): Okay, are rocks available?

BOB yes

Shislif (MeLange): blue ball?

wyjyoon (Temperance): I can move next to Ratbone maybe

BOB It has been a while for Jericho

Michael (Jericho): No idea, it looked like a radius cube, but could also be yep there bob said it

Michael (Jericho): there you go :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): It's me, I think. The blue ball

Michael (Jericho): Dammi bob

Michael (Jericho): now I can't stop laughing

BOB Temperance does that to guys

[TURN] Ratbone Carder

Michael (Jericho): sa;lkj

wyjyoon (Temperance): ?

BOB Ratbone is up

wyjyoon (Temperance): What did I do?

Ratbone Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Severe] [d20-5 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Knife) [at Pod man 1] [Hit-AC: 15 vs. 9 ] [AC: 15 ] [MISS]

Michael (Jericho): Inadvertantly part of a funny play on a crude joke. Not you, just somethine we keep saying

[TURN] Stirge 1

[TURN] Stirge 2

[TURN] Pod man 3

Spring (Ratbone Carder): Oh noes

Pod man 3: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 8 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

Pod man 3: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 8 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

[ROUND 6]

[TURN] Lirtimya

Michael (Jericho): (kick their butts lirt)

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger) [at Pod man 4] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 9 ] [AC: 3 ] [HIT]

Lirtimya: [DAMAGE (M)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (1d4=3)] [d4 = 3]

Pod man 4's health adjusted by -3

BOB and again

BOB next

[TURN] Rothuss Carder

Michael (Jericho): We need to ping lisa that we have another major magic user using the daggers

Rothuss Carder: twists his sabre in the wound as he withdraws it, then tries to stab the podman in the neck with his main-gauche as he does so.

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 19]

Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Main-Gauche) [at Pod man 3] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 9 ] [AC: 0 ] [HIT]

Michael (Jericho): his what now?

Rothuss Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Main-gauche [TYPE: slashing (1d4=1)] [d4 = 1]

[1] -> [to Pod man 3] [STATUS: Heavy]

Spring (Ratbone Carder): holy crap!

Michael (Jericho): (It's the meme where: "I cant' tell if we got better? Or they just got awefull")

TMO (Rothuss Carder): he fights musketeer style with sabre and main-gauche, but he's not good enough to actually attack twice. so he only attacks with one or the other, usually sabre because it's bigger and does more damage.

[TURN] MeLange

Michael (Jericho): (And you hit very well with it :) )

TMO (Rothuss Carder): main-gauche is a basket-hilted parrying dagger

Michael (Jericho): I googled it. Thank you though LOL

MeLange: can i move there?

Michael (Jericho): I had no idea what you were talking about

Shislif (MeLange): ooc

Michael (Jericho): :D

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20+1 = 21]

Attack [21] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Pod man 1] [Hit-AC: -3 vs. 9 ] [AC: -3 ] [CRITICAL HIT]

Shislif (MeLange): woooooo

TMO (Rothuss Carder): NICE

Shislif (MeLange): finally lol

BOB and again

Shislif (MeLange): all those 1s

wyjyoon (Temperance): Whoa!

Shislif (MeLange): dmg first?

BOB To hit

BOB to see how many damage rolls

Shislif (MeLange): ok

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20+1 = 20]

Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Pod man 1] [Hit-AC: -2 vs. 9 ] [AC: -2 ] [HIT]

Shislif (MeLange): wooooo

BOB so two damage rolls

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Battle axe [TYPE: slashing (1d8+3=7)] [d8+3 = 7]

[7] -> [to Pod man 1] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 1] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

BOB and again

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Battle axe [TYPE: slashing (1d8+3=9)] [d8+3 = 9]

[9] -> [to Pod man 1] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 9]

wyjyoon (Temperance): Wow

MeLange: yea i'lll hit em when they down

BOB do NOT get in front of Melange when he gets angry

Shislif (MeLange): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): He'll crack jokes and crack your skull

Shislif (MeLange): finally

Michael (Jericho): Well no, he hits more often then not!

BOB Click next

[TURN] Stirge 5

Shislif (MeLange): mb

BOB cowers

[TURN] Jericho

Shislif (MeLange): had a lot of misses earlier though lol, think FG thought they owed me one :)

Shislif (MeLange): probably AI :)

Michael (Jericho): Leans down and picks up rock. Hurls it at Plant Man

Jericho: Leans down and picks up rock. Hurls it at Plant Man

BOB lol

Jericho: [DAMAGE (M)] Mace, Footmans [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d6+1=7)] [d6+1 = 7]

[7] -> [to Pod man 3] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Michael (Jericho): Sorry NO

BOB You need to attack first

Jericho: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-1 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Mace, Footmans) [at Pod man 3] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 9 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

Michael (Jericho): There

Michael (Jericho): Yep, caught taht

[TURN] Pod man 2

[TURN] Pod man 1

[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

Michael (Jericho): "You are bad! And you should feel bad!"

Jericho: "You are bad! And you should feel bad!"

Pod man 3's health adjusted by +7

TMO (Rothuss Carder): why bother? it's a foregone conclusion that he's gonna hit. Just skip it and roll damage. :P

BOB 7LOL

Michael (Jericho): LOL

[TURN] Pod man 4

[TURN] Vee Barlett

[TURN] Pod man 5

[TURN] Temperance

wyjyoon (Temperance): Are the two podmen up for looting?

BOB no

Michael (Jericho): NOT YET LOL

Michael (Jericho): Throw a rock

Michael (Jericho): :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh ok

BOB cannot loot in the middle of combat

Shislif (MeLange): Will Carissa be doing a cameo tonight?

BOB afterwards

wyjyoon (Temperance): Gotcha, sorry

BOB No clue

Michael (Jericho): What afterwords?

Michael (Jericho): oh, got confused

BOB Temp is up

Shislif (MeLange): dark side of me hopes not so one of us can beat her perfect attendance :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): Yes, I was just trying to figure out if Podman 1 and the other one are already dead. If so, I'd have to move closer to the one next to Rothuss

Michael (Jericho): lol. You are fine Wendy. I just picture us throwing rocks, and swinging swords, and you going corpose to coprose just picking rings off fingers, and testing the gold on rings with your teeth :)

BOB Quote

Michael (Jericho): thats a hilarious dark side

Michael (Jericho): :)

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Michael (Jericho): I'm in on it :D

Spring (Ratbone Carder): is pod 1 dead?

BOB all but #3 is dead

BOB and one stirge flew up to its nest

Michael (Jericho): Apparently, it's "Cowering there"

wyjyoon (Temperance): Alright, may I move and throw at the same time for Pod #3 or can I just move?

BOB Move then throw

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Pod 1 is still healthy according to CT

Michael (Jericho): Its philosphy is "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"

TMO (Rothuss Carder): oh, but it has gravestone on it on the map. sorry

BOB Pod 1 is dead

TMO (Rothuss Carder): missed that

Temperance: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Dagger) [at Pod man 3] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 9 ] [AC: 8 ] [HIT]

BOB I have not removed it yet until after #3 dies

wyjyoon (Temperance): That was meant to be for rock-throwing, not sure if that's how it works

BOB That is a hit

Temperance: [DAMAGE (R)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (1d4=1)] [d4 = 1]

[1] -> [to Pod man 3]

BOB not dead yet

wyjyoon (Temperance): Could someone click next for me? The button is malfunctioning

[TURN] Ratbone Carder

wyjyoon (Temperance): Thank you! : )

[TURN] Stirge 1

[TURN] Stirge 2

[TURN] Pod man 3

BOB you can always drag a button what ever down to the hot bar at the bottom so you can click there or use the function keys to do things

BOB that is what I do , I have f4 as next

Pod man 3: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 8 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

Pod man 3: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 8 ] [AC: 4 ] [HIT]

Pod man 3: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #2 [TYPE: Pummeling (1d6=4)] [d6 = 4]

[4] -> [to Rothuss Carder] [STATUS: Heavy]

Effect ['Grapple: Negative to actions'] -> [to Rothuss Carder] [by Pod man 3]

[ROUND 7]

BOB The last podman has grappled Rothuss and is trying to drag him back up stream

[TURN] Lirtimya

BOB JTom?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Sorry was distracted

Shislif (MeLange): i love distractions

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I can't reach Rothuss, unfortunatly not much I can do

[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [Grapple: Negative to actions; [D: -4]]

BOB Rothuss can use any small weapon in his hand to attack, so his dagger, or can try a strength check to break the grapple

TMO (Rothuss Carder): fortunately, he has a dagger thing in hand. STAB

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lots of stabbing tonight

Shislif (MeLange): without Vee here too

BOB Quote

Rothuss Carder: drops his sabre and uses both hands to plunge the main-gauche into the thing's face.

Shislif (MeLange): she has left an impression lol

Michael (Jericho): Kill Rothuss to show that hostages mean nothing for us

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Main-Gauche) [at Pod man 3] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 9 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

[TURN] MeLange

Michael (Jericho): Off

Michael (Jericho): oof

Shislif (MeLange): sry lil tipsy, we still fighting?

Rothuss Carder: is too bound up in the webbing to get a good thrust

BOB Rothuss still entangled and fighting

Michael (Jericho): Well, we can grab you while it's distracted by...grabbing you

BOB but too far away for Mel to get to this round

Shislif (MeLange): can i make it all the way there?

BOB Yes but not attack

Shislif (MeLange): can I throw an hand axe at him?

Shislif (MeLange): a hand

TMO (Rothuss Carder): ow, my spine!

Shislif (MeLange): oh good point lol

BOB Yes but with a minus four to not hit Rothuss

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I would appreciate that greatly

MeLange: gets as close to the south west of Pod Man 3 as possible

Shislif (MeLange): i'll practice axe throws another time

BOB and not attack?

Shislif (MeLange): yea

Shislif (MeLange): i mean if i can attack

[TURN] Stirge 5

BOB next round

[TURN] Jericho

Shislif (MeLange): yea cool

Michael (Jericho): Well...this may not be my smartest move

Jericho: SPRINTS, and tries to TACKLE the pod

MeLange: Get him Geri!

Jericho: I"M NOT HURTING YOU

Jericho: I"M JUST HUGGING YOU

BOB Roll your attack

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Michael (Jericho): Not trying to attack, just cause it to go off balance

Michael (Jericho): Or stop

BOB same roll

Shislif (MeLange): i think you should attack lol

TMO (Rothuss Carder): pacifist, remember? ;)

Jericho: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-1 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Mace, Footmans) [at Pod man 3] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 9 ] [AC: 3 ] [HIT]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): NICE

Jericho: I'm hugging you so hard!

Shislif (MeLange): sweet

Jericho: [DAMAGE (M)] Mace, Footmans [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d6+1=4)] [d6+1 = 4]

[4] -> [to Pod man 3] [STATUS: Critical]

Jericho: I"M HUGGING

wyjyoon (Temperance): That's one bear hug

BOB Opposed Strength check to see if you PULL it off of Rothuss

Shislif (MeLange): dude likes hugs

Shislif (MeLange): brb

Pod man 3: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 16]

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

BOB have to roll under Jericho's strength to pull it off

Michael (Jericho): I'm sorry, not sure what to roll bob

TMO (Rothuss Carder): with two of us though it hopefully can't drag me back to be devoured

BOB STR

Michael (Jericho): I thought I did?

Michael (Jericho): One sec

Jericho: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 8) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 4]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): your die didn't register

BOB That is a sucess

Michael (Jericho): NO

TMO (Rothuss Carder): NICE!

Michael (Jericho): JERICHO?

wyjyoon (Temperance): nice!

[TURN] Pod man 2

[TURN] Pod man 1

[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

Michael (Jericho): NO

[TURN] Pod man 4

[TURN] Vee Barlett

Michael (Jericho): IT CAN"T BE

[TURN] Pod man 5

[TURN] Temperance

TMO (Rothuss Carder): WWE Jericho!

'Carissa' connected

Spring (Ratbone Carder): yay!

wyjyoon (Temperance): What's the risk of hitting Jericho with a rock?

Michael (Jericho): Risk it

BOB Rothuss is not grappled anymore

Michael (Jericho): He's a dumbass

BOB and hello Carissa

wyjyoon (Temperance): Um, okay, I'll do my best

Temperance: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

Michael (Jericho): You better stab this effer Carissa

TMO (Rothuss Carder): everybody back off! Let Vee finish this one!

Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 20]

Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Dagger) [at Pod man 3] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 9 ] [AC: 0 ] [CRITICAL HIT]

Michael (Jericho): She damn well better!

Temperance: [DAMAGE (R)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (1d4=2)] [d4 = 2]

[2] -> [to Pod man 3] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

BOB and another attack roll

TMO (Rothuss Carder): LOL

Michael (Jericho): LOOT LOOT LOOT LOOT LOOT LOOT LOOT

wyjyoon (Temperance): Did I do the thing?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): You did the thing! Now do it again! Roll another attack!

BOB and Vee shows up and all the podpeople and stirges are dead

Temperance: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 13]

Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Dagger) [at Pod man 3] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 9 ] [AC: 7 ] [HIT]

Michael (Jericho): Shit, even the Pascifist did some badass stuff

Carissa: (she's great at timing)

Temperance: [DAMAGE (R)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (1d4=2)] [d4 = 2]

[2] -> [to Pod man 3] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 2]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): You rolled a Natural 20, a critical hit, automatically gets another free attack roll

Carissa: (also hi all)

Michael (Jericho): Hi!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh, gotcha, thanks TMO!

Spring (Ratbone Carder): hi!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Hi Carissa!

Shislif (MeLange): Noooooo!!!

Shislif (MeLange): my dreams dashed!

Shislif (MeLange): Hi Carissa :)

Michael (Jericho): LOL

[170 XP] -> Temperance

[170 XP] -> Levi Reed

[170 XP] -> Jericho

[170 XP] -> MeLange

[170 XP] -> Rothuss Carder

[170 XP] -> Ratbone Carder

[170 XP] -> Lirtimya

Awarded XP to the Party. (1190)

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Hello!

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Howdy Carissa

Ratbone Carder: yay!

Spring (Ratbone Carder): ooc

wyjyoon (Temperance): Don't we still have the other stirge flying around?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Somewhere?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): is there one for me to stab??

Michael (Jericho): So I hestiate to go right to looting, because i'm waiting to see if a sentient knife or if there is another pod man about to crash down

Rothuss Carder: claps Jericho on the back in thanks and bends down to pick his sabre up off the ground.

Temperance: takes a moment to breathe

BOB Nothing for Vee to stab but there is a ledge up there with loot on it

Shislif (MeLange): there's been a lot of stabbing in your honor

Carissa (Vee Barlett): I appreciate you all stabbing things in my absense

Michael (Jericho): Do you?

Michael (Jericho): lol

BOB Behind that wall of Fog from Lirt

Spring: alas i have to go

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Wait. Rothuss is right there....

Michael (Jericho): LOVE You Spring! Thank you for everyting!

Shislif (MeLange): Night Spring have a great weekend!

Vee Barlett: eyes Rothuss and twirls her dagger

BOB have a great night Spring

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Back off, Vee! I Stabbed Tonight!

Carissa (Vee Barlett): night spring!

Spring: great fight, y'all!

TMO (Rothuss Carder): gnite Sis!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Good night Spring! Enjoy your weekend!

Spring: gnite!

'Spring' disconnected

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Goodnight!

Michael (Jericho): Yeah, I don't even harm things, but man the fire elemtns do Vee!

Shislif (MeLange): Tmo and Spring are brother n sister?

Michael (Jericho): (In game I think)

Carissa (Vee Barlett): in game only

Michael (Jericho): (Yep)

TMO (Rothuss Carder): in game, not in real life

Shislif (MeLange): oh ok lol i was confused

Carissa (Vee Barlett): as far as he knows...

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I think I know all my siblings now, Carissa

Michael (Jericho): So bob...

Michael (Jericho): Do you ?

Michael (Jericho): :D

Shislif (MeLange): tuh tuh tuhhhh

BOB HAH

Carissa (Vee Barlett): or so you think....

Michael (Jericho): Vee doesn't know 95 percent fo hers

wyjyoon (Temperance): How far does your family tree go?

Michael (Jericho): Genghis Khan

BOB You need to watch TMO's Creation Station Monthly podcast episode to learn more

Michael (Jericho): That is always the answer

Carissa (Vee Barlett): she knows the ones that matter

Carissa (Vee Barlett): which is Leo

Shislif (MeLange): hey Bob is there a version of this where you also control sound effects? could be cool

Michael (Jericho): Thats...one

TMO (Rothuss Carder): dad was not a Player. ;) The odds are very low there are any mysterious siblings still out there.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): only one she cares about!

BOB sadly not really

Carissa (Vee Barlett): oh and maybe gloria

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol tmo

Michael (Jericho): lol TMO

Shislif (MeLange): ah well

Michael (Jericho): :)

BOB Sound will entail everyone also being logged into a web browser to sync sounds, and me subscribing to a service to provide the sounds

TMO (Rothuss Carder): or a Discord call where Bob can make the sounds with his mouth

Michael (Jericho): What? You have discord, and I have an Elgato soundboard I'll ship you

Shislif (MeLange): oh yea true, well I meant more like built into the thing somehow or like a mod I guess, just thinking

Carissa (Vee Barlett): which entails all your people being on wifi that could suppor tthat too

Michael (Jericho): That's free

Michael (Jericho): And fun

Carissa (Vee Barlett): DJ Bob like on that radio station!!

BOB At this point that is a no

Shislif (MeLange): n you could controle like the music too n stuff

Michael (Jericho): DJ Bob. You are killing me

Michael (Jericho): LOL

Shislif (MeLange): yea, should send em a letter though :)

Carissa (Vee Barlett): 96.7 or something up here, whatever I posted in Discord

Shislif (MeLange): exactly!

Shislif (MeLange): give him more stuff to work on lol

Michael (Jericho): So, let's indulge in our vices, liberate the dead of their valuables, and move on

wyjyoon (Temperance): Bob said there was loot up somewhere, I wasn't sure

BOB So does someone want to scale up that ledge to see what is up there?

Michael (Jericho): Hell no

Michael (Jericho): I can't climb a ladder

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (Dex?)

Shislif (MeLange): yea gotta climb

Rothuss Carder: I think I'm the only one left with climb walls?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I think I'm the only one left with climb walls?

Jericho: Well

Shislif (MeLange): Mel has 12 Dex but no climbing skill

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Vee needs to do something

Jericho: All yours Rothuss

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 17]

Jericho: Oh, or Vee

Jericho: Off

Jericho: Oof

Shislif (MeLange): can I roll Dex n try?

BOB THUNK

Jericho: You okay?

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Rope Use [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 14] [d20 = 1]

Shislif (MeLange): nice

Carissa (Vee Barlett): she knows the ropes

Rothuss Carder: You want help? Or do it all by yourself?

BOB With that sucess I will say she avoids damage

Vee Barlett: Lil' bit slipper with that blood on my boots. You wanna try?

Michael (Jericho): You could always Try Jerichos way, which is to roll three times

Michael (Jericho): and fail each time

Michael (Jericho): :)

Rothuss Carder: I got up once, just to see what was there. It's not easy, but maybe I can do it again.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): no thanks. you already have two members too many in the failed dice rolling club

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Climb Walls [PERCENT:Climb Walls] (vs. Target 50) [SUCCESS by 36] [d100 = 14]

Jericho: We all get knocked down. But we get up again

Jericho: No worries

Rothuss Carder: warily peeks over the edge before going over the top, just to make sure there aren't any others waiting

Stirge 5: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 8 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

Vee Barlett: Help me up, then?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (another dex roll?)

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 12] [d20 = 3]

BOB Climb walls actually

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Rope Use [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 4]

wyjyoon (Temperance): Should we loot the bodies down here to see if they have anything?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ....ugh this is why he should help her

Michael (Jericho): we will

BOB But with that help you can scrambel up

Vee Barlett: Ugh. Easier to swim.

Stirge 5: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 13]

Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Vee Barlett] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 6 ] [AC: 5 ] [HIT]

Stirge 5: [DAMAGE (M)] Beak [TYPE: Piercing (1d3=3)] [d3 = 3]

[3] -> [to Vee Barlett] [STATUS: Light]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): tbh, I didn't think Vee would accept help from Rothuss, so I didn't wait for an answer

Michael (Jericho): Seriously!?

Michael (Jericho): Now, it grew some scruples?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol she forced his help more like

Carissa (Vee Barlett): grabbed his shirt and pulled herself up sort of help

Vee Barlett: Damn bugs.

BOB Two people invading its nest and cornering it

Michael (Jericho): It should just cower harder then!

Michael (Jericho): :)

Carissa (Vee Barlett): I can attack?

BOB Yes to Vee

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20+1 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Stirge 5] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 8 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): one attack this round?

BOB Yes because it is sucking on your neck

Temperance: Be careful not to let it grab ahold of you- it does suck.

BOB so your trident will not work next round

Vee Barlett: I've felt worse, but it ain't comfortable.

BOB only small weapons

[TURN] Ratbone Carder

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (stabby knife!)

[ROUND 8]

[TURN] Lirtimya

[TURN] Rothuss Carder

Rothuss Carder: pulls his main-gauche and tries a called shot to cut it off her neck.

Vee Barlett: Like that drunk guy at the bar that one time...

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [-4] [d20-4 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Main-Gauche) [at Stirge 5] [Hit-AC: 13 vs. 8 ] [AC: 13 ] [MISS]

[TURN] MeLange

[TURN] Stirge 5

Rothuss Carder: You gotta hold still!

Stirge 5: [DAMAGE (M)] Beak [TYPE: Piercing (1d3=3)] [d3 = 3]

[3] -> [to Vee Barlett]

Shislif (MeLange): can i climb up there?

[TURN] Jericho

Vee Barlett: You gotta aim better.

[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

[TURN] Vee Barlett

Shislif (MeLange): I guess not lol

BOB Not yet

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-1 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger) [at Stirge 5] [Hit-AC: 6 vs. 8 ] [AC: 6 ] [HIT]

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (1d4=1)] [d4 = 1]

[1] -> [to Stirge 5] [STATUS: Critical]

[TURN] Temperance

[TURN] Ratbone Carder

[ROUND 9]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): wait wait

[TURN] Lirtimya

[TURN] Rothuss Carder

Carissa (Vee Barlett): can't she double weild daggers?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): waiting

BOB No

Carissa (Vee Barlett): she has a knife AND a dagger...

Carissa (Vee Barlett): well that's stupid

BOB I mean she can have two in her hand but she only gets 1 attack a round

TMO (Rothuss Carder): if you're not trained, there are penalties for doing it

BOB -6

Carissa (Vee Barlett): she's a ranger so she can double wield anything I thought

Carissa (Vee Barlett): or is it only what she's trained in aka the tridents?

BOB only certain things based on what she picks

Carissa (Vee Barlett): fine carry on my brain doesn't hace room to learn then right now

BOB she is a terror at sea

Carissa (Vee Barlett): or type apparently

BOB in caves not so much

Carissa (Vee Barlett): and yet she's in a stupid cave

Carissa (Vee Barlett): not even a sea cave

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lame

Michael (Jericho): It's got water in it

Carissa (Vee Barlett): not enough!!

Michael (Jericho): gotta count for something

BOB Yes they should have flooded this cavern for you

Michael (Jericho): LOL

Carissa (Vee Barlett): exactly

Rothuss Carder: tries to slice through the stirge's proboscis at her neck.

Vee Barlett: OK. Now aim BETTER.

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [-4] [d20-4 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Main-Gauche) [at Stirge 5] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 8 ] [AC: 7 ] [HIT]

Rothuss Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Main-gauche [TYPE: slashing (1d4=3)] [d4 = 3]

[3] -> [to Stirge 5] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 1] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

BOB and it falls off

Vee Barlett: See? Just needed someone to tell ya how to do it. Didn't know that's what you were into, but noted.

Rothuss Carder: If you'd just hold still.

Vee Barlett: rolls eyes

Vee Barlett: I was holdin' still. You just ain't good at aiming.

Temperance: blinks at the scuffle taking place up the wall

Vee Barlett: So what loot we got? My neck itches to find out.

Rothuss Carder: Uh huh. Sure thing, Cap'n.

Treasure

Vee Barlett: Oh, those are some soft lookin' boots.... might want that...

Rothuss Carder: cleans the blood off his main-gauche and sabre while she checks the piles of bones and rubbish.

Vee Barlett: Gotcha some arrows, Temp!

Temperance: Arrows? That sounds rather nice!

Vee Barlett: And a few things to sell.

Michael (Jericho): Hey, we got some tuition payment

BOB The thieves tools look different to Rothuss

Michael (Jericho): nice treasure

Rothuss Carder: Those are weird looking.

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I forgot I could look too. :)

Vee Barlett: Why?

BOB Who uses platinum for a simple lock pick?

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20 = 2]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (Rocco)

BOB They look very expensive

Rothuss Carder: Well, it looks like it's made of platinum, for one thing.

Vee Barlett: Oh, I like that. Why so fancy, though? Or do they not break as easy?

Rothuss Carder: I think? Is that what platinum looks like? Very shiny, whatever it is.

Vee Barlett: Mm, yeah looks it to me.

Michael (Jericho): If you don't ever use them, Jericho could use them (even if just temporarily) as Auguary components

Michael (Jericho): (they don't get dissolved with use)

Vee Barlett: We can go through all this later. See what we wanna keep and sell.

BOB I added to the inventory

TMO (Rothuss Carder): is it Levi or Matty who is the thief? Or neither?

Vee Barlett: Gather whatcha can and let's get back down unless there's somethin' else to see up here.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (matty)

TMO (Rothuss Carder): ok, that's what I was thinking, but wasn't sure

Michael (Jericho): (That was the party inventory right bob?)

Carissa (Vee Barlett): maybe one day he'll return

Michael (Jericho): (Trying to keep track)

BOB yes

Michael (Jericho): (TY)

BOB Party Sheet and Inventory

Rothuss Carder: holds Vee's hand and lowers her down the cliff side.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): eyes it and reluctantly takes the help

Vee Barlett: eyes it and reluctantly takes the help

Vee Barlett: mutters, "Stupid land."

Michael (Jericho): I'm sorry guys. I have to leave it's 9 my time

Rothuss Carder: Don't worry. I'll let you down easy.

Michael (Jericho): Glad I could help out more this time for combat LOL

Vee Barlett: Good thing I ain't askin' you out.

wyjyoon (Temperance): The bear hugging was pretty great

Michael (Jericho): Excellent team work guys :)

TMO (Rothuss Carder): great stuff Michael!

Michael (Jericho): LOL

Michael (Jericho): I thought it was pretty funny and desperate LOL

Michael (Jericho): Night all :)

Carissa (Vee Barlett): night!

Michael (Jericho): Great night Bob

TMO (Rothuss Carder): gnite!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Enjoy your weekend Michael!

'Michael' disconnected

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (shouldn't guy with nice shield be up front? :P)

A wooden divider splits the river into channels here.

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Mel was up front

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Ranger Tracking [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 19]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 4]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): ah, things moved, sorry. didn't keep up

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 19]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol it's fine I think Bob is just moving things to move things

BOB I think this is actually a good spot to pause

Shislif (MeLange): hey did Lemon write the summary for last week?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): yup

BOB You ahve two ways to go, north or south

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I agree

Shislif (MeLange): nice

Carissa (Vee Barlett): yesterday? day before?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): no easty so not sure where to go now

BOB exactly

TMO (Rothuss Carder): eeenie meenie miney mo

[250 XP] -> Lirtimya

[100 XP] -> Vee Barlett

Carissa: Levi can blaze ahead again and decide for us.

[200 XP] -> Rothuss Carder

[100 XP] -> Levi Reed

[100 XP] -> Ratbone Carder

Carissa: See what feels right to him when east isn't an option

[100 XP] -> Temperance

[100 XP] -> MeLange

[100 XP] -> Jericho

Shislif (MeLange): sweet

TMO (Rothuss Carder): it was fun to be effective again

BOB laughs

TMO (Rothuss Carder): even if it's only one time

BOB Everyone did very well tonight

Carissa: I'm back home next week, but not sure when I'll log on. Might be normal time, I might be so drained I need a little longer. I can already feel my health problems flairing so we'll find out.

BOB HUGS

wyjyoon (Temperance): Take care of yourself, Carissa!

TMO (Rothuss Carder): agreed!

TMO (Rothuss Carder): and good tactics and team work everyone!

Carissa: Doing my best. Deployments are just good at burn out :)

TMO (Rothuss Carder): even without Vee here to tell us what to do! :P

Carissa: Good job with the dice that mattered TMO!

BOB Better to burn out then to fade away

Carissa: Yeahhhh that might also happen so don't quote things lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): Glad I buffered less today

BOB There can be only one

wyjyoon (Temperance): It was a fun time! : )

Carissa: I feel like when Bob sings things I don't know, which is most the time it's a good time to log off so...

BOB lol

BOB We're the princes of the universe

Carissa: yup. night all!

BOB go sleep everyone

Rothuss Carder: it's Highlander and Queen, Carissa

BOB see you all tomorrow

wyjyoon (Temperance): Good night everyone!

Carissa: you all typed meaningless words

TMO (Rothuss Carder): tomorrow?

Shislif (MeLange): oh is tmrw bonus game?

BOB no two weeks

'Carissa' disconnected

Shislif (MeLange): oh what's tmrw then?

BOB a new day

Shislif (MeLange): true

Sharif: lol

Sharif: have a great week everyone!

BOB Will post chat for you tomorrow morning Wendy

TMO (Rothuss Carder): gnite Mini!

TMO (Rothuss Carder): say hi to your Mom and sister for me!

wyjyoon: No worries! Am I also doing the summary too? Or are we leaving that for Lemon?

BOB Go for it

Sharif: nice

wyjyoon: Ok cool : ) Will do my best!

wyjyoon: Good night everyone!

Sharif: Last weeks summary is pretty great though, still going through it now

BOB yes

Sharif: night everybody :)

TMO: BOB - out of curiosity, did the Wall of Fog help us at all?

BOB The two of them are doing a nice job

BOB Yes very much

TMO: YAY!

BOB it blocked the Pod People

Sharif: agreed

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Goodnight everyone

BOB one of them died just trying to get trhough it

Sharif: night last time :)

'Shislif' disconnected

TMO: oh that's right, I forgot about that!

BOB and they all took at least one or two more rounds to get down

'JtomTMO' disconnected

'wyjyoon' disconnected

TMO: awesome saucesome

BOB yes

BOB I will sleep

BOB at the 18 hour mark

BOB have a great night

'TMO' disconnected