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'Master TMO' connected

GM: Hello there Sir

Master TMO: hey

'springdew' connected

'Shislif' connected

GM: Hello Spring

GM: Hello Sharif

springdew: not late!

Master TMO: Sis! Not Sis!

'mharmon1' connected

springdew: not late!

Shislif: Hi Bob hey everyone :)

springdew: Wow this is some slow to load

mharmon1: Taking a moment

mharmon1: for sure

Shislif: how come?

mharmon1: oh ya know....reasons?

springdew: Hey BOB, hi TMO, hey Sharif, hi Michael!

mharmon1: Hey Spring :)

Shislif: Howdy Spring

mharmon1: BTW spring, I found that I do hit Alt an awful lot when doing teams chats. If that was you who broguht up the hitting the "alt" button while chatting at lot haha

mharmon1: Formats my work stuff a little funky.

springdew: I don't think so, but that's funny.

springdew: I mostly use alt in Slack to get a new line.

mharmon1: Just grabbing a water, BRB, and no worries haha. Just got a LOT more self concious about work chats now because Alt forces a new paragraph in Teams. So people think that whenever I do it, I'm formatting it pretty lol

mharmon1: Back

GM: smile

mharmon1: So, I figure it's schoridinger's character. If I don't click on Jericho, I can't see just how bad it is. Thoughts?

GM: LOL

mharmon1 (Jericho): :)

mharmon1 (Jericho): Not for lack of planning though. TMO and Wendy were troopers

springdew: Looking at the site to see what we have there, if there's time to check

GM: Yes to check the OOC stuff

GM: We have time

GM: Sharif is here for being attacked, TMO is here to watch and say No Stop

Jericho: Not sure if wendy could make it pretty Spring, so here is the link to last nights planning. The site is official, but this is prettier for now: (LINK)

springdew: Oh Sharif! Sucks about your schedule. That happens to me sometimes too. Another shift change is coming up soon.

MeLange: for being attacked?

Shislif (MeLange): ooc

mharmon1 (Jericho): SHHH don't say the quiet part Loud! Otherwise, we might decide life with the pod people isn't so bad!

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol

mharmon1 (Jericho): :)

springdew: Thanks MIchael

Shislif (MeLange): Thanks Spring yea it's a bummer but oh well, I'll still be back when I can

Jericho: As bob always says, once a dragonslayer always one

Master TMO: If Shislif isn't here, does MeL drop to a round behind and we don't have to rescue him any more? :D

mharmon1 (Jericho): As bob always says, once a dragonslayer always one

GM: Once a Dragonslayer, Always a Dragonslayer

mharmon1 (Jericho): Yah that

mharmon1 (Jericho): sorry

Shislif (MeLange): lol

springdew: Oh so that mushroom people movie last week, I guess it was supposed to be a tragedy because everyone succumbed, but seems like to me, that was a happy ending.

Shislif (MeLange): there's still tonight n bonus game is tmrw right?

springdew: Nobody died, they just lived on as mushroom people

mharmon1 (Jericho): I'm sorry, is that a new sentence spring?

mharmon1 (Jericho): WHAT?

springdew: The movie I posted to the Discord

mharmon1 (Jericho): That's literally the plot of The Last of Us.

Shislif (MeLange): Although Mel going out of commission around this time I suppose would be a thing lol

mharmon1 (Jericho): They become Mushroom Zombies in that world and technically live

mharmon1 (Jericho): As an undead nightmare

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol

mharmon1 (Jericho): :)

mharmon1 (Jericho): Well, not the protagonsits, but you get the idea

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Now i'm looking up mushroom stuff...)

springdew: It was last week's Monsterdon. Attack of the Mushroom people. Same basic concept, but restricted to one island. And no possible cure.

springdew: For Last of Us, my favorite episode is when they get to Wyoming and find the brother. As you could predict, knowing me.

GM: Yes to tonight until Midnight and tomorrow Noon to Midnight

Shislif (MeLange): I still need to catch Last of Us, haven't even played the game

springdew: I dunno when I can get online tomorrow. We are moving my tiny house.

springdew: I didn't even hear of the game, but the series was excellent

springdew: So much drama and plot and great effects and all of that.

GM: Hope it goes easily Spring

springdew: Thanks, me too. It's only moving about 30 yards but it's going to permanent foundation.

GM: Nice

springdew: We are using the kinds of railroad timber they do train trestles from. Massive and strong.

GM: TMO any ideas on JTom today?

GM: The order on the Combat Tracker is Lirt, Rothuss, Jericho, Melange

GM: Then a bunch of pod people

Master TMO: let me text him

'seyfert' connected

GM: and welcome Carissa

MeLange: hi Carissa

Shislif (MeLange): ooc

seyfert: hi all!

springdew: Hi Carissa!

'LemonyLemon' connected

seyfert: Also Sharif, I'd like to speak to your manager, please. That shift change is unacceptable.

MeLange: Lol thanks Carissa :)

Shislif (MeLange): ooc

Shislif (MeLange): More just the kiddo I'm working with started school though

seyfert: Hmm, I suppose that's acceptable. I feel bad being mad a a kid so I'll have to let it slide./

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I don't, kids are huge pains in the butt

Shislif (MeLange): Yea that helped eased the sting of it for me too :)

Levi Reed: I get mad at them all the time

Shislif (MeLange): helps that he's pretty cute too lol

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ooc

seyfert: lol

Shislif (MeLange): hi Lemon!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): hello friends!

seyfert: Before I forget, tomorrow before you log off it might be worth giving TMO the buckler until you're on regularly again, but we'll worry about that later

seyfert: Hi Lemon!

GM: Hello Lemon

Shislif (MeLange): oh good idea thanks

Shislif (MeLange): will do but reminders are welcome :)

Shislif (MeLange): what's the schedule for tmrw's game?

GM: Noon to Midnight EST

Shislif (MeLange): sweet

seyfert: I say it so hopefully i remember too, lol

GM: Chuckles

Shislif (MeLange): is the bonsus game for President's day?

GM: semi half birthday

Shislif (MeLange): anyway I can always hop on real quick to give it to him even if we forget lol, no pressure

GM: and the only Saturday I am off this month

Shislif (MeLange): sem half? so like a quarter?

mharmon1 (Jericho): my condolences :(

GM: Eh I am working the Florida Panther games giving out library cards, it is not hard

Shislif (MeLange): So when is the birthday?

seyfert: I thuoght you already did that? Or you are doing it ilke.... for all their games?

GM: September

GM: at least 5 games this spring

GM: Not Spring

Shislif (MeLange): oh ok I thought it was like coming up lol

seyfert: Well you could invite Spring. That'd be nice.

GM: We will do another Birthday Game in September to celebrate

springdew: Haha

GM: She is moving

Shislif (MeLange): I encourage more Saturday games though, just to say :)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I've sent a couple of texts seeking JTom. No response yet. They may be out to dinner. They've had no water where they're out for a couple days.

seyfert: It's the thought that counts, man.

GM: Ouch TMO

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): we may be without him for the start, unfortunately

seyfert: no water? he out in west texas or something?

GM: That is just the way things go sometimes

GM: So check the Combat Tracker to know when you move then attack

GM: be ready to adjust your ideas from planning accordingly

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Missouri at our friends' house. their outgoing water line backed up because the cable company drove an optic cable through the line some time ago.

GM: I will be back in a moment emptying and refilling

seyfert (Vee Barlett): isn't this why they tell you to know where lines are? doesn't that apply to everyone including companies??

Shislif (MeLange): Mel is gonna scream like a lil baby

springdew: Errors occur. I bet a mapping error occurred when the water was laid down.

mharmon1 (Jericho): So TMO, I think we won't have the option of flame hands. That means, the two of us figure out Vee

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): they're going to have to pay to fix it, so maybe they'll learn to train their people better.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): good

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): is 4 the one holding Vee?

mharmon1 (Jericho): one sec. I have me sheet

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): sorry, currently distracted, should only be a couple more minutes until you have my attention

mharmon1 (Jericho): er

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Rothuss and 3 are face-to-face

mharmon1 (Jericho): yes. Pod 4

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I think so? I don't see anyone holding her now...

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and if/when Mini makes it, he needs to see the range of hands anyways. it might be shorter than I thought

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): He's getting on, he says

mharmon1 (Jericho): Sharif, did you look at the Google Doc?

'JtomTMO' connected

Shislif (MeLange): Google doc?

GM: Hey there JTom

mharmon1 (Jericho): One sec

mharmon1 (Jericho): (LINK)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Levi should be allowed to reroll since he held last turn for init

Shislif (MeLange): thx

mharmon1 (Jericho): Reveiw the four scenarios for Turn 1-3

mharmon1 (Jericho): :)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): correct bob?

mharmon1 (Jericho): (And remember everyone for your Proficiencies roles before you do ANYTHING)

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol

mharmon1 (Jericho): Rolls

mharmon1 (Jericho): *

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I'd think Ratbone, too, if she wants since her init is from last battle

mharmon1 (Jericho): Ratbone is in the first 5?

mharmon1 (Jericho): I don't show that on my notes

mharmon1 (Jericho): Held?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I said if she wants. And the rule we made many many many sessions ago was when someone holds, they have the option to reroll next init.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): RIGHT BOB? I need a confirm or no here.

springdew: The thing is, the doorway is so cloged with players, I don't see Ratbone gettng close enough to be any help

mharmon1 (Jericho): Yeah, we didn't actually think we wold have any other support on Turn 1-3 with Ratbone

mharmon1 (Jericho): Spring, Lirt and Rothuss are almost dead

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I think Bob already checked out. That's not a good start.... :P

GM: Yes Levi can re-roll if he wants

mharmon1 (Jericho): Can you get to Vee for break here out?

mharmon1 (Jericho): That way, we can avoid putting those two in danger for T1-3

seyfert (Vee Barlett): And if Ratbone wants to reroll, she can, yes? That init is from her last battle.

springdew: So maybe the almost-deads need to get away from the door?

GM: Your Proficiency check comes when your turn on the Combat Tracker comes up

mharmon1 (Jericho): That depends

mharmon1 (Jericho): Can you get to Vee?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Otherwise, our T1-3 Scenarious are designed to try and get Vee free with MeLange

mharmon1 (Jericho): We woud LOVE an extra player to help. After T1-3, that's all we reviewed for

GM: and for Ratbone you can alway take a negative in this case a minus 4 or 8 to avoid hitting friends when you throw rocks into the melee to try to hit the podpeople

mharmon1 (Jericho): He's a sith Spring, don't listen

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Hello

mharmon1 (Jericho): Try to free vee!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Lemon went AFK so I guess when she gets back...

GM: Yes also for Ratbone re-rolling if she wants also

springdew: Ratbone is already very poor at any of it, so taking a minus mostly guarantees failure

Shislif (MeLange): ok read the document, great job too thanks for all the work!

GM: a 20 always hits

mharmon1 (Jericho): Yeah, it looks better on the doc. Wendy did her best, but...

mharmon1 (Jericho): HTML 1.0 is ya know

mharmon1 (Jericho): :)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Ok, sorry guys, I'm here. I got an order for my jewelry business from Belgium, and selling internationally is a whole new can of worms for me, so I had to do some emails.

GM: smiles

Shislif (MeLange): nice!

mharmon1 (Jericho): Lemon, did you review GoogleDoc?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Wilkommen Mini-Me!

Shislif (MeLange): everybody knows the Belgians have good taste too

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I did not. I slept and then worked and then came here

mharmon1 (Jericho): (LINK)

Ratbone Carder: [INIT] [d10 = 2]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): niceee

mharmon1 (Jericho): Good. We have an extra player to faactor in

GM: The key point is LIrt is up first, and does Levi want to re-roll Init

MeLange: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 9) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 2]

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Hello old-me lol

GM: LOL

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): They paid as much in shipping as they paid for the order. Half the reason I allowed international sales was I didn't think anyone would do it lol

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Hi JTom!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): lol, old-me

mharmon1 (Jericho): MINI! We couldn't see your Flaming Hands Spell last night :( Can you clear the door?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Levi is last if he does not reroll init

mharmon1 (Jericho): Is it area of affect?

Levi Reed: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 9) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 13]

mharmon1 (Jericho): Touch?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Init not INT

Levi Reed: [INIT] [d10 = 4]

Shislif (MeLange): does rolling strength impact my escape attempt? Like if he's super strong he could just flex n break out of those branches?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Well, he failed that roll for a reason lol

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Catching up on chat real quick

springdew (Ratbone Carder): I would like to run up to Rothuss and try to drag him out of the way. Does that work with any of the scenarios?

GM: No to Sharif, it is a bend bars check when you are up in the Init

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I think if you try that Spring, podman gets an AOO

GM: It might Spring, but he goes before you do

mharmon1 (Jericho): That is up to TMO. In our original planning, we had the first three of us trying to clear the door/freeing vee

Shislif (MeLange): oh ok but bend bars is like part of strength so strength impacts that number?

GM: and so ready ?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): bards don't forget you can bard

GM: ONE

mharmon1 (Jericho): Everythign else after T1-3 is fair game

seyfert (Vee Barlett): +1 is a good thing to add to all rolls

GM: TWO

Shislif (MeLange): brb refill

springdew (Ratbone Carder): ? This may sound stupid, but I don't see how to bard

GM: Ok so Jtom, TMO, Michael, SPring are all ready to go?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Rothuss did earlier so maybe TMO can help?

springdew (Ratbone Carder): no

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I am, all I can do is try not to get hit lil

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I have it in my Actions/Powers tab

springdew (Ratbone Carder): IIs it under Powers?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): lol*

mharmon1 (Jericho): We are attempting to clear the door/free vee

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Lirt can hold and see if we kill Podman 3/4

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Okay, that'll probably take a turn

mharmon1 (Jericho): We need Lirt to kill the podmen via spell if possible

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): yeah, bardy stuff is a full action

mharmon1 (Jericho): Otherwise, yeah, hold

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I have a question

seyfert (Vee Barlett): she has a dagger, too if needed

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Sounds good to me, also I have no spells other than flaming hands

mharmon1 (Jericho): BUT also Mini, it's your character mate

GM: Remember Move then wait because if you move you cannot cast

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): If we roll our proficiences on our turn, does that count as our action for that turn

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Lirt can't get 3 & 4 without getting Levi and Rothuss too

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Prof. Rolls are free)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (mostly)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): what is the range of that spell mini? remind me

GM: For the most part yes Lemon

GM: Unless it is a check I ask you to make

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I did not think they were free in combat

GM: Touch for Burning Hands

mharmon1 (Jericho): (ah, my apologies Lemon)

GM: it spits out from his hands

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and goes how far?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): wait is this the same as goblin one? it wasn't touch and was a cone

mharmon1 (Jericho): (we are willing to take some damage if it gets the effer off of Vee)

GM: 120 degree arc and out to 5 foot or so

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): what? Pretty sure Burning Hands isn't touch. It does spit from hands, and then 5'

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ok so 5'

mharmon1 (Jericho): This is what we were missing on spell description

mharmon1 (Jericho): hm

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and no, hold before you hurt us more please

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

mharmon1 (Jericho): We meant the people not almost dead

Spell: Burning Hands

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): k, range 0, not touch. Touch means you have to roll to hit

GM: True, but everything in front of Lirt

GM: No avoiding it

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): which would kill Rothuss, fyi

seyfert (Vee Barlett): There's 5 ft visuabl for you, not near as far as I thought

mharmon1 (Jericho): So Rothuss would die, Levi and Vee woud likely live

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Just hold for now Mini or shank something

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Delayed

mharmon1 (Jericho): (We can try and clear the door for you to do damage a bit later)

GM: Ok so ready set go

mharmon1 (Jericho): (We are now on Rothuss)

GM: And Lirt delays, JTom tell me when you want to go before the end of the round

MeLange: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 9) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 13]

[TURN] Lirtimya

User has gone AFK. (JtomTMO)

[TURN] Rothuss Carder

Rothuss Carder: is engaged corps-a-corps with his opponent, both staggering from the hits they've taken. Rothuss attempts to stab his main gauche down into the base of the podman's neck.

GM: Podman 3 is dead

GM: Podman 4 is barely up

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): wait, what? he triple criticalled Rothuss last round?

mharmon1 (Jericho): yeah, explanation?

GM: Yes but someone later killed him

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): shows him in critical condition on the tracker

mharmon1 (Jericho): we miseed that?

mharmon1 (Jericho): We poured over the records!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): shhhh don't argue it's dead

mharmon1 (Jericho): SHIT

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): not going to argue, just verily confused

mharmon1 (Jericho): Well, 2 hours of good forutne eh TMO?

GM: #3 is at zero hit points

mharmon1 (Jericho): OUR PLANNING SESSION WORKED GHUYS

mharmon1 (Jericho): SEE

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I'm happy that's the case

mharmon1 (Jericho): Yeah, we were way off. Well, try and shank Vee's dude?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): question, can Rothuss throw his main-gauch at 4 without a melee combat penalty? Doesn't look like anyone's between him ant it, but perspective could be confusing

GM: It is a minus 4 because it is engaged with Vee

GM: If you throw at it

GM: if you move then stab no negative

mharmon1 (Jericho): Ratbone could then drag out out

mharmon1 (Jericho): (You)

mharmon1 (Jericho): Option

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): ok, that's the bit I wasn't sure of. If Rothuss moves straight right, can he attack *without* being in the way of the doorway so folks can get in and out?

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Don't overestimate Ratbone's strenght. That's a desperation move.

mharmon1 (Jericho): (It would probably be both of us Spring)

springdew (Ratbone Carder): 6

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): remember Michael - noodly appendages. :)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Jericho and Ratbone)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Yep, I defintely rmemeber LOL)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (I'm still laughing)

GM: He can attack the one in the doorway (#4) and Vee and Levi can still push past into the room and or attack #4

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): ok, we'll give that a try then

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Thanks!

mharmon1 (Jericho): Vee is wrapped though right? How could she push into?

GM: That is why you need a called shot to attack it with a throw

GM: #4 is wrapped around Vee

mharmon1 (Jericho): OK. Just making sure there is no confusion

Rothuss Carder: staggers forward over the body of the podman in front of him and attempts to run the podman grappling Vee through where its kidney would be.

GM: Squish

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 2]

Attack [2] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Pod man 4] [Hit-AC: 17 vs. 9 ] [AC: 17 ] [MISS]

springdew (Ratbone Carder): or not

mharmon1 (Jericho): No so squish

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): THAT WAS ALMOST A 20! It went halfway to 20 and then rolled back!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): only missing one digit

GM: grins dice physics

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): CURSE YOU PHYSICS!

[TURN] Jericho

Jericho: Smelt those dice

mharmon1 (Jericho): Smelt those dice

springdew (Ratbone Carder): and your body is still in the doorway so thanks for that

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): my body is not in the doorway

mharmon1 (Jericho): So, With scale Jericho can get his scrany ass up ther?

GM: Yes

mharmon1 (Jericho): Hm. Zooming in to try and get in front of Rothuss

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Levi is the most in the doorway but Vee and Roth look pretty in the doorway too

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, once I can move, I will get him out of the most in the doorway

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): probably

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): maybe

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I guarantee nothing

GM: Cannot get in front of Rothuss

mharmon1 (Jericho): So, Jericho actually needs to get in front of you all.

mharmon1 (Jericho): Possible or no

seyfert (Vee Barlett): rocks can still hit

GM: Vee and Levi are blocking you from that

mharmon1 (Jericho): Gotcha

mharmon1 (Jericho): One moment

mharmon1 (Jericho): Going down a tree

GM: Can get behind him

mharmon1 (Jericho): Ah, I'm at this branch. OK.

mharmon1 (Jericho): So

mharmon1 (Jericho): Vee. While entangled is she attacking. As in, would this violate the rule of "Sanctuary"

seyfert (Vee Barlett): did you move?

GM: Everyone is involved in combat at this moment

GM: and also Jericho moved so no spells

mharmon1 (Jericho): No, because I cannot get in front of Levi

mharmon1 (Jericho): And bob just a second please

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ok just checking

mharmon1 (Jericho): Seriously bob?

GM: You moved 5 feet forward

mharmon1 (Jericho): Can I move back?

GM: Why?

mharmon1 (Jericho): I was under the impression I could get in front of them when I moved

GM: I moved you back, but I do not understand how you thought you could get in front of three people blocking your way

mharmon1 (Jericho): Because the scale is a little funky, and I asked

mharmon1 (Jericho): I'm sorry

Shislif (MeLange): lol

mharmon1 (Jericho): One moment

GM: So what does Jericho want to do?

mharmon1 (Jericho): So. To be clear one more time. Cannot move and then cast

mharmon1 (Jericho): Must cast, and then move

GM: as always yes

mharmon1 (Jericho): TY

GM: No you cast

GM: next round you move

GM: casting is a full round action

mharmon1 (Jericho): Ah, that's what I though

mharmon1 (Jericho): OK

(LINK)

mharmon1 (Jericho): Yes, I need to get behind Rothuss then.

Link: What can I do in a round?

mharmon1 (Jericho): No spell this turn

mharmon1 (Jericho): TMO

mharmon1 (Jericho): I can attempt to drag you out of the way or Danger, or next turn you will get either Cure Light Wounds, or Sanctuary. Depends on Vee

GM: Rothuss has gone

mharmon1 (Jericho): THANK YOU

GM: So click next for Jericho

mharmon1 (Jericho): OK.

[TURN] Ratbone Carder

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): feel free to try and pull me out of the way, if it's allowed. one less body in the way

mharmon1 (Jericho): TMO, discord me if you want

GM: Spring is up

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Okay how do I deploy Inspiration?

springdew (Ratbone Carder): I don't see a thing to trigger or drag

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): The one that has Vee is almost dead... honestly, a well placed rock to the pod-man-head might finish it off and unsnare her

Vee Barlett: yup.....

Rothuss Carder: Inspiration

mharmon1 (Jericho): If you throw now, Jericho is body blocking Rothuss, I doubt the rock would kill him

seyfert (Vee Barlett): give us a round earlier to get Levi off to save Melange if she gets free

Rothuss Carder: for me it's just click one of the checkboxes on the left

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): for me it's just click one of the checkboxes on the left

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Those circley things? okay

Ratbone Carder: Inspiration

[TURN] MeLange

Inspiration

Shislif (MeLange): does it matter if I roll any checks before bars?

Effect ['Bardic Inspiration;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;MORALE: 2'] -> [to Vee Barlett] [by Rothuss Carder]

MeLange: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 9) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 14]

Effect ['Bardic Inspiration;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;MORALE: 2'] -> [to Levi Reed] [by Rothuss Carder]

Effect ['Bardic Inspiration;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;MORALE: 2'] -> [to Jericho] [by Rothuss Carder]

Ratbone Carder: singing a fight song

GM: The music, poetry, and stories of the bard can also be inspirational, rallying friends and allies. If the exact nature of an impending threat is known, the bard can heroically inspire his companions (immortalizing them in word and song), granting a +1 bonus to attack rolls, or a +1 bonus to saving throws, or a +2 bonus to morale (particularly useful in large battles) to those involved in melee. The bard must spend at least three full rounds singing or reciting before the battle begins. This affects those within a range of 10 feet per experience level of the bard. The effect lasts one round per level. Once the effect wears off, it can't be renewed if the recipients are still in battle. However, troops who have withdrawn from combat can be re-inspired by the bard's words. A troop of soldiers, inspired by Cwell, could charge into battle. After fighting a fierce fight, they retreat and the enemy does not pursue. Cwell, seeing them crestfallen and dispirited, once again rouses their will to fight. Reinvigorated, they charge back into battle with renewed spirit.

MeLange: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 15]

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Wait, what?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): (I dragged the effect from my sheet, but it's the same for Ratbone)

Shislif (MeLange): doh

springdew (Ratbone Carder): What did you just do ?!?

GM: I just copies the description into the chat for you

Shislif (MeLange): sorry waht do I roll for bend bars again?

GM: so everyone could read it

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Dragged frin where?

GM: From Ratbone's character sheet

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): it's more complicated, so I just went ahead and did it for speed.

Ratbone Carder: FFS

GM: and I wanted to point out that it takes 3 rounds to go into effect

seyfert (Vee Barlett): bars is at the very end of the STR row Sharif

seyfert (Vee Barlett): next to doors

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): OH, well, undo my effects then

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I also wasn't sure what I was doing would work

Shislif (MeLange): oh ok yea I thought I was supposed to roll one of the lower dice

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): sorry, didn't mean to get in the middle

MeLange: [CHECK] Bend Bars (vs. Target 20) [FAILURE by 31] [d100 = 51]

Shislif (MeLange): oh ok it does it from there thx

[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): huh not sure how you did that but ok

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Well i can't do antything anyway so i may as well inspire, but I'd like to find out freaking how

mharmon1 (Jericho): (You could thorw a rock)

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Pod man 4] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 9 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

Shislif (MeLange): inspire us damn't!

springdew (Ratbone Carder): I always assume something is intuitiv enad i'm always wrong

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Seriously!?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): is it one or two?

springdew (Ratbone Carder): YOU CANNOT THROW A ROCK WITH ALL THOSE PEOPLE THERE

mharmon1 (Jericho): (And that's the end of the planning scenario shaha)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Well you can, but we might get hit :) )

seyfert (Vee Barlett): you can at -8 which is better than not doing anything

GM: Yes you can throw rocks at any time

seyfert (Vee Barlett): or -4

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Is that it? Is my turn over?

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Jericho would get hit before Rothuss)

'springdew' disconnected

GM: and yes to Lemon

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Why he's in front of him)

[TURN] Pod man 5

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): jfc.

GM: So as I was describing what happened back at number 1 in the init everyone just kept on clicking and now we are at number 5

GM: so I am catching up on what you did without bothering to ask

GM: but it all happened

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Although LIrt can now go if she chooses)

MeLange: it all happened

MeLange: Happening!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): she can throw a rock if she wants

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Spring's Internet went out - she'll be back when she can. Hold her action for now?

Shislif (MeLange): hope she's got some dvds

GM: Ok so Rat is holding, then Melange tried and failed at his bend bars to break free of podman #5, then Levi swung and missed

Shislif (MeLange): don't gotta rub it in

MeLange: Eeeeeeekkkkk!

GM: Dragging Melange deeper into the room

[TURN] Pod man 2

[TURN] Pod man 16

MeLange: It draggin me deeeeperrr!!!!

[TURN] Pod man 15

MeLange: Smells terrible!

[TURN] Pod man 11

[TURN] Vee Barlett - [Grapple: Negative to actions; [D: -4]]

Shislif (MeLange): not lookin good for Mel

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and no to trying small weapons here? only bars or wrestling?

GM: Small weapons work, Medium weapons work if in hand, just not large

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-1 = 19]

Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger) [at Pod man 4] [Hit-AC: -1 vs. 9 ] [AC: -1 ] [CRITICAL HIT]

Vee Barlett: You bastard.

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-1 = 19]

Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger) [at Pod man 4] [Hit-AC: -1 vs. 9 ] [AC: -1 ] [CRITICAL HIT]

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (1d4=2)] [d4 = 2]

Damage [2] -> [to Pod man 4] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-1 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger) [at Pod man 4] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 9 ] [AC: 7 ] [HIT]

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (1d4=2)] [d4 = 2]

Damage [2] -> [to Pod man 4] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 2]

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (1d4=1)] [d4 = 1]

Damage [1] -> [to Pod man 4] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 1]

Vee Barlett: angrily shanks it to death.

Rothuss Carder: is showed in pod blood.

mharmon1 (Jericho): There ya go

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): *showered

Vee Barlett: Gods, I hate when people touch me without permission. CONSENT IS IMPORTANT.

mharmon1 (Jericho): Now just MeLange and GTFO?

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol

[TURN] Pod man 9

mharmon1 (Jericho): Vee is passionatie tongith

Vee Barlett: HANG ON MELANGE!

MeLange: Save yourselves!! I'm done for!!!

Pod man 9: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 1 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

Pod man 9: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 1 ] [AC: 8 ] [MISS]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): my suggestion is Lirt up to front to burning hands through the doorway, but everyone up here has already moved and can't get out of the way

[TURN] Pod man 3

[TURN] Temperance

[TURN] Pod man 13

Vee Barlett: HOLD THAT SHIELD AND YER HEAD HIGH! AIN'T THE PLACE FOR LOSER TALK HERE!

mharmon1 (Jericho): (If you want to go now, that's fine. But Jericho next round can cast Sanctuary on Vee. That way, you can get him with less issues Carissa. Up to you)

[TURN] Pod man 4

[TURN] Pod man 1

[TURN] Pod man 7

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I've got two brr=urning hands

[TURN] Pod man 14

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (better for Levi than Vee)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Gotcha)

[TURN] Pod man 10

[TURN] Pod man 6

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (And I still vote bless or healing over sanctuary)

Pod man 6: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 3]

Attack [3] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Vee Barlett] [Hit-AC: 16 vs. 6 ] [AC: 16 ] [MISS]

mharmon1 (Jericho): Well, not that i tmatters. We can't get through the door again

Pod man 6: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Vee Barlett] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 6 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Pod man 12

MeLange: Struggles against the vines, unable to raise his shield

[TURN] Pod man 8

[TURN] Pod man, Large

[ROUND 8]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): They're clustering. If Levi sidesteps, Lirt can cast maybe. We'll see.

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Yep)

[TURN] Lirtimya

MeLange: Burn them!!!

GM: So next round

GM: Before we go

mharmon1 (Jericho): AND Lirt has a turn

GM: Yes Lirt can take her actions on round 7, then it up again right away on round 8

GM: and if Spring makes it in Ratbone has actions on round 7

MeLange: Burn these motherfuckas down!!!!

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Should I hold for now and wait for people to move, then get to using the torched ground tactic?

GM: Ok so Lirt has her action on round 7

mharmon1 (Jericho): we're wrokgin on it!

Shislif (MeLange): lol

GM: but has Jericho, Levi, Rothuss, and Vee in front of her

mharmon1 (Jericho): (that was to MeLange)

Shislif (MeLange): he's emotional

'springdew' connected

GM: That is round 7

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (he's allowed to be)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): all 4 of us log off! :D

GM: and here is Spring for her potential round 7

GM: LOL with TMO

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

mharmon1 (Jericho): Wait...

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): change Burning Hands into Burning Arc and arc it over our heads and into the podmen?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Wish I could

GM: no

mharmon1 (Jericho): (We could just let her hold again, all of use clear the door, and then cast)

GM: So Spring Ratbone is there at the end of the round if she wants to move

mharmon1 (Jericho): (I'm not saying Leave MeLange, but just thin these guys out first?)

GM: Lirt can move if you want to Jtom

Ratbone Carder: ok

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Lirt is close to dying so does she want to take that risk? And Levi is within opporunity of attack of next podman, I think

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I move there, then burn them all later

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Does that sound good?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): everybody has to back up to avoid getting burned

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Fair enough. It is your guy bud :) You are the ultimate authority :) )

mharmon1 (Jericho): (And yes, Back up would be ideal)

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Yeah, I wait for people to back up, then scorched earth these pods

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): And it's an even round so extra attack for me?

GM: If Lirt moves there, no one can move out of the way before she casts unless she holds on casting and hopes that all four of them move again

mharmon1 (Jericho): (For YOU Lemon, it's always an even round. COUGH)

mharmon1 (Jericho): haha

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): lol

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): where would be the best place Bob?

GM: Yes to Levi two attacks this round

mharmon1 (Jericho): (what's the reach on the blade?)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): So... do y'all want me to attack or move out the way?

GM: Best place for what TMO?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Attack

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): great

springdew (Ratbone Carder): what are these haloes?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): That's what I'm best at

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): for Lirt to move to let people clear out of the way for Burning Hands?

mharmon1 (Jericho): (We are becoming angels so death rings are my guess)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Burning Hands is nice, but won't do enough damage to kill these

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): ok, I'll just get me out of the way then. I'm just a hindrance now.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): throw rocks or arrows

GM: Right now Lirt is 15 feet away from the podmen

GM: Lirt is up

springdew (Ratbone Carder): TMO i don't think you can at this point. Jericho and Levi have to let you out

seyfert (Vee Barlett): throw rocks or arrows even if it's at a negative

mharmon1 (Jericho): (yep)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (and yep)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): agree Spring. I'm going to hold waiting for Jericho to act first

mharmon1 (Jericho): (ah, okay)

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Yeah I'll just move directly up, no angle, so I don't get in the way of people running away, and then throw a rock and wait

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): How doees that sound?

Ratbone Carder: [EFFECT] Bardic Inspiration; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; MORALE: 2 [ = 2]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): better than doing nothing

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Please ignore, didn't mean to click

GM: This would be round two of three to do that Rat

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Stay out of the way while still staying in a good spot for burning things if needed

GM: If you want to continue to try to inspire

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and might put you in better range to burn things if an opportunity presents itself without others giving up their attacks

springdew (Ratbone Carder): I clicked by accident and it's not my turn

mharmon1 (Jericho): Honestly, it's not like she can do much else at the moment other then throw rocks. Might still bue useful though Srping)

springdew (Ratbone Carder): sorry about that

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Next round, and we'd have it)

GM: So Lirt clicks done

seyfert (Vee Barlett): inspire if very good

GM: and then Rothus is up

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I wonder if they stack...?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): How do I throw a rock again?

springdew (Ratbone Carder): I'm trying to find out if i can do other things after i cast it, or if i have to keep doing it continually

GM: Just roll any attack at one

GM: you need a 20 to hit

mharmon1 (Jericho): wow.

GM: It is an action not a spell so yes you need to continue to do it

seyfert (Vee Barlett): mages are the worst at throwing, not everyone needs a 20

GM: also please read that description

mharmon1 (Jericho): Ah, can't work. Mut be done before battle?

GM: The bard must spend at least three full rounds singing or reciting before the battle begins. This affects those within a range of 10 feet per experience level of the bard.

mharmon1 (Jericho): Discord for Bard

Lirtimya: [d20 = 3]

springdew (Ratbone Carder): "The bard must SPEND at least three full rounds singing or reciting before the battle begins"

[TURN] Rothuss Carder

GM: Lirt did not attack?

springdew (Ratbone Carder): And it can't be renewed if the recipients are still in battle

springdew (Ratbone Carder): So it's inappropriate for now anyway

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Actions -> Weapons Tab then any of those red boxes, Mini

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I tried but I couldn't find a to throw

GM: Just roll an attack

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Drag the red box to Pod Man 6 on CT

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): drat, it's just like back stab. Can't be used when it's most useful. :)

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger) [at Pod man 6] [Hit-AC: 16 vs. 9 ] [AC: 16 ] [MISS]

GM: That is a miss

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol TMO

GM: and now Rtohus

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Clearing the door TMO? Are you holding for me?)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): OPINION QUESTION: try to stab Poddy in the back, or wait to get my 1hp carcass out of the way?

springdew (Ratbone Carder): SECOND THING

mharmon1 (Jericho): If you go down, none of us can carry you

seyfert (Vee Barlett): move

mharmon1 (Jericho): I can try and cure light wounds if you want to attack

mharmon1 (Jericho): Up to you

Shislif (MeLange): i abstain

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): k, then I will hold until after Jericho's turn. If he clears a path to get out, I will retreat. If he doesn't, I will use my action to try and stab Poddy.

GM: Rothuss can hold and hope someone moves out of the way for him to retreat

GM: Ok

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): that I will do

mharmon1 (Jericho): Yes,

[TURN] Jericho

mharmon1 (Jericho): NOW, Rothuss is in the line of fire for a rock, and if he gets hit, he goes down. Therefore, I will not be throwing

[TURN] Ratbone Carder

[TURN] MeLange

mharmon1 (Jericho): Rothuss first, if he wanted)

GM: Minus 4 to your attack means you do not hit him

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Yes, but I may miss and then hit him)

GM: NOI

mharmon1 (Jericho): No?

GM: That is why you take the minus four

MeLange: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 9) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 14]

mharmon1 (Jericho): AH

Shislif (MeLange): dang it

GM: wait Sharif

mharmon1 (Jericho): I did missunderstand that rule

Shislif (MeLange): no you wait

mharmon1 (Jericho): Thta is my bad

Shislif (MeLange): all good buddy

mharmon1 (Jericho): I'd be willing to throw a rock if Bob's ok

GM: Yes

GM: Jericho moved but did not attack

mharmon1 (Jericho): Gotcha

mharmon1 (Jericho): Clicking -4

GM: Rothuss has not gone at all yet

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): once Jericho is finished I'll skedaddle

Jericho: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Moderate] [-4] [d20-5 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Unskilled Pascificsm Missle) [at Pod man 2] [Hit-AC: 15 vs. 9 ] [AC: 15 ] [MISS]

GM: Ok

mharmon1 (Jericho): Drat!

GM: Now Rothuss is up

mharmon1 (Jericho): But I did try. TY Bob. That rule is forever going to haunt me I think

Shislif (MeLange): if it didn't care it wouldn't haunt you

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol

Rothuss Carder: staggers back out of the mass melee towards the rear of the group. He'll grab a rock and give it a gung-ho try after he gets there.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): did I grab wrong icon?

GM: fixed

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): just to check, okay to fling stone?

GM: Yes

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(19)] [-4] [d20-4 = 14]

Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Club) [at Pod man 6] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 9 ] [AC: 5 ] [HIT]

GM: that is a hit

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): what is the dmg roll? 1d3?

GM: 1d2

Rothuss Carder: [d2 = 1]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): *plink*

Pod man 6's health adjusted by -1

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): all done!

GM: and now Melange is up

Shislif (MeLange): das right

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): oops, sorry, wrong button

GM: You can hold if you want

springdew (Ratbone Carder): i haven't even found pod man 6

Shislif (MeLange): hold what?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): better than nothing but does no one have range weapons except Temp?

GM: and see if someone can get to you

GM: before you make your check

Shislif (MeLange): is there any benefit to holding n not giving it a go?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I do, but not as good as mah machetes

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Uh bob? I this round specifically?)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (NOt questioning, just maybe I forget something else)

GM: what is the question Michael?

mharmon1 (Jericho): (SHARIF IGNORE ME)

Shislif (MeLange): what's the difference if I try to escape now or later?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (does Melange not have a knife or dagger?)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (and no difference)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (I'm going to stop getting involved. I think I'm making it worse)

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol

GM: If you try to escape now you are on your own, if you want till later in the round you might get help if Levi or Vee breaks through the doorway and gets to you

mharmon1 (Jericho): Shareif, you do your character :)

Shislif (MeLange): i mean you could just ask if he has a dagger

Shislif (MeLange): axes

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (true but he's still hard to hit...)

Shislif (MeLange): but he's all tied up anyway

Shislif (MeLange): He's got no choice but to give broken bars a go right?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): apparently shanking was another option in addition to bend bars, but no worries

Shislif (MeLange): like if there are other options please let me know

Shislif (MeLange): besides do nothing

Shislif (MeLange): oh yea except no shank

seyfert (Vee Barlett): shank or bend bars I think are your only two, and if no small weapons, then just bars

Shislif (MeLange): but good to know for next time

seyfert (Vee Barlett): bars or wait for reasons?

GM: If he has a small weapon in hand he can try to attack. You can do it now or wait to see if you get help later in the round

Shislif (MeLange): yea what are those reasons to wait?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): once you get out alive, because you will, remind Vee to give you a knife

Shislif (MeLange): like if I get plus 20% if I wait

seyfert (Vee Barlett): dunno, I cannot think of any besides maybe backup, but I don't think Levi or Vee will get to you this round

Shislif (MeLange): think I"m just gonna bend bars n give it a shot

Shislif (MeLange): hand axe count as small weapon?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): turn it around and use the podman as a shield! :D

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

Shislif (MeLange): lol

GM: You have a 20% chance at bend bars, but it Levi (miracle) breaks through the ones in front then Vee gets past them to help you she might kill it before you need to roll your bend bars then you get to attack another one

Shislif (MeLange): Bob won't let me roll strength!

GM: It is either bend bars OR use a hand axe

mharmon1 (Jericho): At least bob noted it was a miracle

mharmon1 (Jericho): :D

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Bend Bars is a Strength ability. A 20% chance is HUGE for Bend Bars

Shislif (MeLange): what are my odds with hand axe?

mharmon1 (Jericho): So he's saying there's a chance....

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ahh Bob has a good point but up to you

GM: Normal to hit roll

Shislif (MeLange): ah but a hit doesn't necessarily free me? But a succesful bend bars does free me?

GM: Correct

Shislif (MeLange): aight Bend bars baby

MeLange: [CHECK] Bend Bars (vs. Target 20) [FAILURE by 8] [d100 = 28]

Shislif (MeLange): ohhhhh

Shislif (MeLange): harsh

mharmon1 (Jericho): 1/5 chance :(

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): oh man, so close

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ouch

GM: very close

mharmon1 (Jericho): But better then nothing

[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

Shislif (MeLange): yea gave it a shot, you guys still gotta save Mel

seyfert (Vee Barlett): can we convince Bob he's farsighted and that's actually a 20 and not an 8?

GM: no

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

Levi Reed: So the closest one to me still a live is 12?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ooc

Shislif (MeLange): dang it Bob :)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I think 6 in fgront of you

seyfert (Vee Barlett): actually... Bob can you clear up the dead again?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Ah, ok, yeah, there was overlap

Shislif (MeLange): brb refill

GM: #6 is there in front of Levi

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

GM: I can remove the dead if you want

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 19]

Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Pod man 6] [Hit-AC: -1 vs. 9 ] [AC: -1 ] [HIT]

Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Machete [TYPE: slashing (1d8=2)] [d8 = 2]

Damage [2] -> [to Pod man 6] [STATUS: Moderate]

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Pod man 6] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 9 ] [AC: 3 ] [HIT]

Vee Barlett: Slice and dice, man.

Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Machete [TYPE: slashing (1d8=5)] [d8 = 5]

Damage [5] -> [to Pod man 6] [STATUS: Heavy]

[TURN] Pod man 5

mharmon1 (Jericho): (If they keep dying in the doorway, how long before they have to climb up over there dead?)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (lol)

GM: Better?

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Actually thank you bob. It cleared up screen a bit)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I meant to move a little sideways first... oops

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Easier for me to see)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ty

Vee Barlett: Vee can stab still at least

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ooc

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): we would hate to deprive her of her stabby time

seyfert (Vee Barlett): also my stupid computer is making noises again so I may have to switch to laptop soon

[TURN] Pod man 16

[TURN] Pod man 15

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I am deeply worried about MeLange

[TURN] Pod man 11

[TURN] Vee Barlett - [Grapple: Negative to actions; [D: -4]]

mharmon1 (Jericho): We'll do everythign we can Lemon. We never leave a man down :)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): she is not grappled anymore

GM: I just remeoved it

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ty

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20+1 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Pod man 6] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 9 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20+1 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Pod man 6] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 9 ] [AC: 3 ] [HIT]

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Trident [TYPE: piercing (1d6+2=3)] [d6+2 = 3]

Damage [3] -> [to Pod man 6] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I know, but just like... he's Levi's best buddy and also best potential love interest.

[TURN] Pod man 9

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

mharmon1 (Jericho): THEN WE"LL DO IT!!!

mharmon1 (Jericho): :D

Pod man 9: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 1 ] [AC: 2 ] [MISS]

Pod man 9: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 1 ] [AC: 7 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Temperance

[TURN] Pod man 13

Vee Barlett: ok brb I need to switch computers

[TURN] Pod man 7

seyfert (Vee Barlett): only be a minute or two

[TURN] Pod man 14

'seyfert' disconnected

[TURN] Pod man 10

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I need to get another drink and a snack

[TURN] Pod man 6

[TURN] Pod man 12

mharmon1 (Jericho): Why is Melange being attachekd while down. Is that just basically the Zombie equivelent of food that's down?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Or knocking him out, or something

mharmon1 (Jericho): Shrugs

Pod man 12: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 1]

Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Levi Reed] [Hit-AC: 18 vs. 7 ] [AC: 18 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

Pod man 12: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Levi Reed] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 7 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Pod man 8

[ROUND 9]

User has gone AFK. (LemonyLemon)

User has gone AFK. (JtomTMO)

'seyfert' connected

[TURN] Lirtimya

mharmon1 (Jericho): Rule check bob? If MeLange is entangled. Does this mean he is locked in Combat? Bless will NOT work for anyone already engaged in hand to hand. BUT since he is bascially a wrapped up Melange Blunt (just a joke Sharif :) ), would he be able to accept the affects? Levi and Vee would NOT be able to accept them, but everyone else would

seyfert: back, y'all done now? :P

mharmon1 (Jericho): Nah :)

mharmon1 (Jericho): We waited for you :)

Shislif (MeLange): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh well... look at the time, night!

Shislif (MeLange): thank you for clarifying, i would clearly take offense otherwise :)

GM: Everyone is locked in combat so bless will not work

mharmon1 (Jericho): Hey, they got you entangled adn they are called Pods. Couldn't help the joke. Sorry :)

Shislif (MeLange): Dying in Blunt form seems oddly poetic :)

GM: Lirt is up next

mharmon1 (Jericho): Hm. It does say Melee Combat though

mharmon1 (Jericho): Is there a difference?

GM: Only one in the doorway stopping Levi and Vee from going after Melange

seyfert (Vee Barlett): there HP is roughly 8HP

GM: Melange is in Melee combat

mharmon1 (Jericho): Ah okay. But the others?

mharmon1 (Jericho): This is just a rule check

GM: right now yes

mharmon1 (Jericho): OK. TY

GM: base to base contact is melee

seyfert (Vee Barlett): darn it, I miss my mouse wheel already...

mharmon1 (Jericho): base to base?

mharmon1 (Jericho): I'm NOT arguing, just clarifying

GM: missile combat is when you have distance between you at least 10 yards

mharmon1 (Jericho): AH. So it would HAVE to be 10 Yards and not activiely melee

mharmon1 (Jericho): OK

GM: base to base is when you can hit the person with a weapon in your hand

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): we're all within about 4 yards

seyfert (Vee Barlett): you can draw to see distance

mharmon1 (Jericho): So....10 Yards iw what I got

mharmon1 (Jericho): from that

mharmon1 (Jericho): But can't cast now, so can wait

GM: Not in combat is the key

mharmon1 (Jericho): I'll just go by that :)

mharmon1 (Jericho): It's easier

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol

GM: so LIrt is up

mharmon1 (Jericho): THROW A ROCK!

GM: Then Rothuss then Jericho

GM: Then Ratbone

GM: you all four can throw rocks at the one attacking Levi

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): We are without sin! We will throw the first stones!

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Question Bob, on my actions it shows two daggers, one is ranged and has 1 ammo, if I did that would I lose my ability to fight up close with a dagger?

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Or one of you could move a little and give me a chance

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Yes. Because you threw your dagger)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Unless you are throwing a backup)

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Okay I didn't know if those were sperate

GM: No

GM: you have two daggers, if you throw one then you have 1 left

GM: if you stab with two you have two let

mharmon1 (Jericho): (hence the backup)

GM: left

Rothuss Carder: JTom - that's how I set up a weapon that can be thrown or used.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): JTom - that's how I set up a weapon that can be thrown or used.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): *wielded, not used

seyfert (Vee Barlett): if someone moves up to Vee to take the stone knives, would that take her action, too?

mharmon1 (Jericho): I'll move spring

mharmon1 (Jericho): We can do a Fan

GM: It would be a to hit to take the knives off of Vee OR she can give up an attack to hand them over

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so next round when she has two attacks... she can use one to hand over and still attack?

GM: Yes

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Okay, so I would still have a dagger if i threw one?

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Who has all the stone daggers on the party sheet....)

GM: She can drop one

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Are you sure you don't have one already?)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Vee and Ratbone

seyfert (Vee Barlett): who can drop what?

GM: Yes to Lirt, she has two daggers right now

GM: can throw one and keep one

GM: Or run up and stab with one

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I have one hp, I think I'll stay back here

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I think stabby is a bad idea. :)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): stabby from a distance is a much better idea

GM: Vee has a dagger, she can drop with with one attack, OR use all her actions to hand it over to someone safely

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Okay, so, I think I'll throw a dagger at this thing

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I want to stab that dude waaayyyyy over there...

GM: Agreed with TMO just making sure

seyfert (Vee Barlett): she can also run over to vee and try to hit to take the knives

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I think she may be able to without being in attack range, but you'd want to check if you did that

GM: TO take the knives from Vee Lirt would have to move up, then roll at attack to hit Vee to pluck them out of her waistband sheathes

GM: She can also hold to see what happens

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): How many daggers could I grab from Vee?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Or you have a 1 in 20 for hitting with a rock. If you throw a dagger now, you will still have one. If you go up to Vee, you would need to hit her for them, but then wouldn't be able to do anything else for th erest of turn

GM: Up to two out of how ever many she has on her body

seyfert (Vee Barlett): she has a lot of stone knives she's willing to let Lirt have

seyfert (Vee Barlett): NOT her favorite stabby dagger, but the knives

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Or Ratbone can just hand one over next turn

springdew (Ratbone Carder): i mean you're like right here

seyfert (Vee Barlett): true if Ratbone is still singing and can do that?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sorry, trying to give you options Mini but don't mean to confuse you or give you choice paralysis

springdew (Ratbone Carder): no, the singing is a no go because we are already in combat

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Ratbone singing is pointless)

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I think I'll go grab daggers from Vee, my to hit at range isn't too great, so, hopefully I can do more this way

GM: Ratbone singing is wonderful

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ouch, I don't think it's pointless! just not inspiring :P

mharmon1 (Jericho): (LOL)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Sorry, that did sound pretty asshole)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (My bad Spring, not how I meant it :) )

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): ohhhhh... please don't die...

Ratbone Carder: singing die, M-F die

seyfert (Vee Barlett): use Levi and Vee as shields when you go to stand next to her

Shislif (MeLange): lol

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): If I go to grab daggers from Vee I'm out of range of the pod right?

mharmon1 (Jericho): I sang that as "Ohhhh, w'ere halfway there!"

GM: Yes

mharmon1 (Jericho): TMO

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol

GM: Unless it kills them

GM: then it can get you next

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (ooh oh, living on a prayer)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Ok but quick side note

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

seyfert (Vee Barlett): wow please keep that optimism to yourself, Bob

Ratbone Carder: singing we are the champions, my friend

mharmon1 (Jericho): We ALL are living on a prayer now lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): does Jericho have chant? just another idea

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Ohhh... please don't die...! If you do, I think I will cry!

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): One time, in catholic grade school, for show and tell, I took what was basically a tiny walkman, and the song I chose to play during that show and tell was "living on a prayer"... because it had prayer in the lyrics, so I thought it would be a good choice for catholic school show and tell

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I was seven.

Lirtimya: And then I can hand daggers to people

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): OOC

springdew (Ratbone Carder): awwwwww

Vee Barlett: Right pocket! The stone ones. I gotta keep my dagger to stab, matey.

mharmon1 (Jericho): What, they got mad?

mharmon1 (Jericho): At a 7 YO?

GM: another queen song for Ratbone... keep your self alive, keep yoru self alive.. all you people keep your self alive

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I don't recall any problems with it, but nuns get mad at everything.

Vee Barlett: (LINK)

mharmon1 (Jericho): Man, what a way to live...coming from someone who DOES get mad at stupid stuff. But seriously, a tiny walkman?

mharmon1 (Jericho): good lord

Lirtimya: Thank you Cap'n, I'll get these handed out

GM: and so Lirt makes a to hit roll on Vee

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): What roll should I use?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Just any?

GM: Just roll

Vee Barlett: tries to swish out her hip while also attacking things with her tridents

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): But in retrospect... a song about two people who were almost definitely living in sin being poor and crying at night because they're so poor... maybe not the best choice for school

GM: any attack on her

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): swish dem hips, Vee!

GM: Hips don't lie

Vee Barlett: (LINK)

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger) [at Vee Barlett] [Hit-AC: 16 vs. 10 ] [AC: 16 ] [MISS]

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I don't think I got the daggers

GM: Nope

Vee Barlett: Nah, not the back pocket. Right!

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I am not rolling very well tonight

GM: so Rothuss is up

[TURN] Rothuss Carder

GM: after Lirt clicks

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): But yes, the tiny walkman was called "pocket rocker" and man, I miss that thing

Rothuss Carder: Let's see if we can rock this thing's world!

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Unskilled Missile) [at Pod man 12] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 9 ] [AC: 8 ] [HIT]

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): The tapes only had two songs on them, but those were better times. simpler times.

Rothuss Carder: [d2 = 2]

[TURN] Jericho

Pod man 12's health adjusted by -2

springdew (Ratbone Carder): "unskilled missile" my new punk band name

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): ... I just realized how lucky I jsut was... I forgot to apply the -4 modifier. If I'd missed I would have hit one of you

'wyjyoon' connected

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): O_O probably would have been Lirt

GM: Hello there Wendy

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): yayyyyyyy

springdew (Ratbone Carder): hi Wendy!

mharmon1 (Jericho): WENDY!

Shislif (MeLange): Hi Wendy!

GM: so Jericho is going to do what?

mharmon1 (Jericho): GET IN HERE! Lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): hi Wendy!

MeLange bows

mharmon1 (Jericho): Jericho is gonna throw a rock. Just wanted to verify with Spring that Ratbone has an "opening now" right Spring :)

Jericho: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-1 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Unskilled Pascificsm Missle) [at Pod man 12] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 9 ] [AC: 5 ] [HIT]

mharmon1 (Jericho): NO

mharmon1 (Jericho): NO WAY

springdew (Ratbone Carder): wow

mharmon1 (Jericho): I don't know how to do damage though

mharmon1 (Jericho): It's a rock

GM: again lucky as it did not have the minus four so could have hit Lirt

GM: 1d2

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oh holy shit

mharmon1 (Jericho): So that's what I forgot

mharmon1 (Jericho): damn

springdew (Ratbone Carder): and I do have an opening now thanks

mharmon1 (Jericho): Well, Sorry Lirt

mharmon1 (Jericho): I'll be careful

mharmon1 (Jericho): *more

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): it rolled a 2 for damage Bob

GM: You did TMO

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): At least I'm still living

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): OH, sorry!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (you can also just say called shot each time before you roll so Bob doesn't have to rely on luck too)

mharmon1 (Jericho): Ah

mharmon1 (Jericho): Yea

GM: Next is Jericho rolling 1d2 for damage

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I only looked away for a second, but a lot happened

mharmon1 (Jericho): I don't have a D2

mharmon1 (Jericho): Er

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): right click on the d6

User has gone AFK. (LemonyLemon)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): choose the one with ? on it

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): the middle option is d2

Jericho: [d2 = 1]

mharmon1 (Jericho): TY

mharmon1 (Jericho): Whew. Thank god. Until otherwise, Called SHOT please help me rmemeber guys. I'm so sorry Mini

mharmon1 (Jericho): That could have been bad

Pod man 12's health adjusted by -1

[TURN] Ratbone Carder

springdew (Ratbone Carder): So now I wonder do I stand back and throw things or do I go up and clog the passageway

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): apply the -4 now Michael

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): it'll wait for your next die roll

seyfert (Vee Barlett): what can you do if you move up?

springdew (Ratbone Carder): fight. club or knife

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Ah, TY TMO)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh nice, you can always stand next to Levi

seyfert (Vee Barlett): forgot Ratbone SMASH

seyfert (Vee Barlett): up to you

springdew (Ratbone Carder): it's no Kenna's Hammer, but it stands a decent chance

mharmon1 (Jericho): We take what we can get

mharmon1 (Jericho): :)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): these have low HP so the faster we kill them with more help the faster we get to melange

springdew (Ratbone Carder): i know theres a way to measure distance in here .... loooking

seyfert (Vee Barlett): right click pointer

GM: Right click and draw an arrow

springdew (Ratbone Carder): okay i targeted the bad guy and he's already less than half my move, so i can run over there and get him yeah?

GM: yes

Ratbone Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Severe] [d20-5 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Club) [at Pod man 12] [Hit-AC: 16 vs. 9 ] [AC: 16 ] [MISS]

[TURN] MeLange

seyfert (Vee Barlett): why is it -5?

springdew (Ratbone Carder): well, that's cute

GM: checking

springdew (Ratbone Carder): because my backpack is still on

Shislif (MeLange): should I check something?

springdew (Ratbone Carder): for some reason that counts against only me

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol throw the backpack at it instead, like swinging a purse - might hurt more

wyjyoon (Temperance): Hello all, sorry, my message never sent

GM: Because she is carrying things, and only has a strength of 5

Shislif (MeLange): Hey Wendy :)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ouch why are we having you carry things??

Shislif (MeLange): been there

seyfert (Vee Barlett): hi again wendy!

springdew (Ratbone Carder): hi Wendy!

GM: She has rations at 17.5 pounds

GM: and bagpipes at 8 pounds

wyjyoon (Temperance): Hello, hello! : ) That is a lot of stuff

GM: she could drop both or either of those

seyfert (Vee Barlett): welp

seyfert (Vee Barlett): make your brother carry your stuff, that's what I do

Shislif (MeLange): I feel like you guys should just set it all on fire and then we can save Mel after with magic, like maybe he get burned up a bit

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): lol, I am a wee bit stronger. I'd be game

springdew (Ratbone Carder): i dunno why the quiet bagpipes are 8 pounds

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Bagpipes are big

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): And heavy

mharmon1 (Jericho): The muffler

GM: I would say drop the rations then run forward

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): lol michael

'Ratbone Carder' is at 'Moderate' encumbrance. Movebase now 6.

mharmon1 (Jericho): :)

springdew (Ratbone Carder): i can?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ooh retrocon that?

GM: Now only moderate

GM: Now reroll the attack

wyjyoon (Temperance): Apparently bagpipes range from 5 to 11 pounds depending on size

Shislif (MeLange): me?

GM: Rathbone

Shislif (MeLange): oh ok

Ratbone Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-2 = 13]

Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Club) [at Pod man 12] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 9 ] [AC: 7 ] [HIT]

Shislif (MeLange): kinda tipsy, just puttin' a maker down :)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): woo!

Shislif (MeLange): marker

Rothuss Carder: Get him, sis!

Rothuss Carder: It? Whatever

Shislif (MeLange): nice!

GM: Roll damage

springdew (Ratbone Carder): trying

springdew (Ratbone Carder): click not clicking

Ratbone Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Club [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d6=4)] [d6 = 4]

Damage [4] -> [to Pod man 12] [STATUS: Heavy]

mharmon1 (Jericho): wow

Rothuss Carder: Remember Frant, when he dumped you? Pretend it's him!

GM: and so now Melange is up

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL TMO

Shislif (MeLange): kewl

GM: He can wait and hope that Vee comes to help

Ratbone Carder: KILL FRANT!

mharmon1 (Jericho): Wiat Sharif!......Maybe if you pee on them.....

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): See? I do too know how to use Inspiration. :)

GM: Or can attempt again to bend bars

springdew (Ratbone Carder): lol

Shislif (MeLange): i rather give it a go, is not rolling going to impact her probability of success in saving Mel?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): nope

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): it will save your action if you do get rescued you can get away

GM: If you wait you might get help

seyfert (Vee Barlett): could she reach him though?

GM: For example Vee could come kill it so you do not need to roll

Shislif (MeLange): ok I'll wait this time let's see what happens

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): and it won't hurt your chances to wait either

mharmon1 (Jericho): (True, but he's also a bit surrounded at the moment)

Shislif (MeLange): next?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): true

GM: If Levi kills it then Vee goes through the door and ....

Shislif (MeLange): not the super fun choice but hey

GM: but yes Melange can just roll his bend bars to try to break out

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and.... come on, don't leave us in suspense here

mharmon1 (Jericho): (We would never judge you Sharif lol)

Shislif (MeLange): nah that's alright I'll take the hint lol

mharmon1 (Jericho): (We don't always see the future haha)

MeLange: Waits patient in the grasp of the branches

MeLange: patiently

[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): which pod dude has him again?

mharmon1 (Jericho): (He's taking a nap)

GM: #5 is holding Melange

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Can he regain hitpoints while just chilling in the pods embarace?)

Shislif (MeLange): Does a Liam Neeson from Star Wars

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

GM: the others have taken weak shots that have not hit him

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so the one FURTHERST FROM VEE got it

MeLange prepares for death

mharmon1 (Jericho): (NO)

GM: Melange can always roll if no one makes it to him

mharmon1 (Jericho): (do not do that)

MeLange: breathes in deeply

GM: but rigth now Levi is up

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): sorry

Vee Barlett: Stab the snot out of this one.

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Seriously Sharif, we'll get you one way or another)

Shislif (MeLange): just dramatics :)

mharmon1 (Jericho): oh okay

GM: Levi has two options

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): There are too many dang windows

GM: attack this one so that Vee can get through

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Oh, don't worry, I'm stabbing this pod

seyfert (Vee Barlett): wait or...

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): It was just window logistics

GM: OR to just let the thing hit him and try to run past it

Shislif (MeLange): I mean if he's waiting then I figure he's breathing and trying to stay calm

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 1]

Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Pod man 12] [Hit-AC: 17 vs. 9 ] [AC: 17 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

GM: If he gets grappled it will block Vee too

GM: ok

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ....welp

[TURN] Pod man 5

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): smelting

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): *ducks*

Levi Reed: Smelting the dice down, forging new ones, and giving them a test roll! [10d4+10d6+10d8+10d10+10d12+10d20 = 289]

Shislif (MeLange): so many pod people

Vee Barlett: Uh, no the podman THERE not... where were ya aimin??

[TURN] Pod man 16

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): too many ones, smelting again

[TURN] Pod man 15

Levi Reed: Smelting the dice down, forging new ones, and giving them a test roll! [10d4+10d6+10d8+10d10+10d12+10d20 = 357]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so prettyyyy

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): That's better

Pod man 15: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 10]

Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 1 ] [AC: 9 ] [MISS]

Pod man 15: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 3]

Attack [3] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 16 vs. 1 ] [AC: 16 ] [MISS]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): fails to duck in time and takes a dice bag to the face and dies

[TURN] Pod man 11

MeLange tries not to notice the pod men that surround him, unable to turn away

[TURN] Vee Barlett

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol

Shislif (MeLange): lol

GM: So Vee has those two options now

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20+1 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Pod man 12] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 9 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ouchhhh

mharmon1 (Jericho): So better hope no grappling

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I'm assuming she had the same options

GM: Yes

[TURN] Pod man 9

Pod man 9: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 1 ] [AC: 2 ] [MISS]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Maybe Temp can shot with arrow and/or wack it with that staff

Pod man 9: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 1 ] [AC: 8 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Temperance

wyjyoon (Temperance): There's too many near the door for me to risk throwing anything. I could still try throwing rocks?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): waiyt

GM: minus 4 to avoid hitting friendlies

seyfert (Vee Barlett): you have a LOT of arrows that hit for more

seyfert (Vee Barlett): please use them

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Yes, that

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh, ok, so arrows with a minus 4?

GM: Yes and two attacks with arrows a round

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): you took the words right out of my mouth

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): But yes, use your bow, don't throw the arrows.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so from please use them to DEFINITELY use them

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): Alright, cool. So shortbow it is then

Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [-4] [d20-4 = 10]

Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Shortbow) [at Pod man 12] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 9 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]

GM: That is a miss

wyjyoon (Temperance): Shortbow says no

GM: and one more attack

Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 20]

Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Shortbow) [at Pod man 12] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 9 ] [AC: 0 ] [CRITICAL HIT]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): THERE you go

GM: and again

seyfert (Vee Barlett): roll again!

Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 13]

Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Shortbow) [at Pod man 12] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 9 ] [AC: 7 ] [HIT]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): awesome

Temperance: [DAMAGE (R)] Shortbow [TYPE: piercing (1d6=4)] [d6 = 4]

Damage [4] -> [to Pod man 12] [STATUS: Critical]

Temperance: [DAMAGE (R)] Shortbow [TYPE: piercing (1d6=4)] [d6 = 4]

Damage [4] -> [to Pod man 12] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 2] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

wyjyoon (Temperance): Okay, I take it back. Shortbow says yes

springdew (Ratbone Carder): yay!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Is the doorway clear now? I can't see from my screen

seyfert (Vee Barlett): BUT this means no one can come get Melange so...bend bars?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): not his round anyways

mharmon1 (Jericho): It criticaled so hard, the arrow does a legolas thing and somehow kills 3 more

Shislif (MeLange): lol

springdew (Ratbone Carder): the doorway is clear of enemies but full of friendlies

MeLange feels his chest rise... and fall

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Wendy saving the day!

GM: So Wendy clicks done

[TURN] Pod man 13

mharmon1 (Jericho): Does she have to? She was doing so well!

springdew (Ratbone Carder): at lease i don't SEE any enemies in the doorway

wyjyoon (Temperance): I should get tipsy more often : ) It does me well in this game apparently

Ratbone Carder: concur!

Vee Barlett: lol

springdew (Ratbone Carder): concur!

mharmon1 (Jericho): If it will cause me to relax a bit, shit, I might have to do that

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ooc

Pod man 13: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 1]

Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 18 vs. 1 ] [AC: 18 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

Pod man 13: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 1 ] [AC: 7 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Pod man 7

Shislif (MeLange): it also helps when you're doing less well :)

mharmon1 (Jericho): Nah, I can't. But I can sympathizse

[TURN] Pod man 14

[TURN] Pod man 10

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

[TURN] Pod man 8

The time is 11:51 AM

[ROUND 10]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): WAIT

[TURN] Lirtimya

mharmon1 (Jericho): wiating

seyfert (Vee Barlett): you didn't let Melange roll his bend bars last round

GM: I am waiting

seyfert (Vee Barlett): or whatever he decided to do

Shislif (MeLange): he waited

seyfert (Vee Barlett): he held so he can try before we go to next round

GM: and yes Melange can make his check

MeLange: [CHECK] Bend Bars (vs. Target 20) [FAILURE by 28] [d100 = 48]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): welp carry on then

springdew (Ratbone Carder): :-(

Shislif (MeLange): oh well

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I think Levi can run in now

mharmon1 (Jericho): You know, 1/5...hm...round five is next round?

mharmon1 (Jericho): That means its gauranteed!

Shislif (MeLange): Yea but I'm not optimistic lol

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oh wait, math...

Shislif (MeLange): lol

MeLange: It's ok guys!!!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Mini you can go. Attempt to get the knives again if you want or...?

mharmon1 (Jericho): (You should tell us if anyone is blockin gthe door)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Or about to block the door)

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Yeah I'll try to grab more daggers

MeLange: These days with you all have been the best of my life!!!

Jericho: DON"T YOU TALK LIKE THAT!

Jericho: WE"RE COMING!

MeLange: Breathes in

Lirtimya: Is there anything infront of the door!

mharmon1 (Jericho): (menwhile Vee gives Jericho who is standing 10 feet behind her a sideeye lol)

Rothuss Carder: You still have what's-her-name waiting for you! The pickpocket lass!

GM: No visible podmen from the doorway right now

Lirtimya: tries to get the daggers again from Vee

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Does MeLange sightline any better?)

Vee Barlett: Right. Pocket.

MeLange: Struggles

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 18]

Attack [18] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger) [at Vee Barlett] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 10 ] [AC: 2 ] [HIT]

Vee Barlett: Yeah, that one. There ya go, matey.

GM: that is a success

Jericho: Vee!

MeLange: arghh, I don't think she's exactly waiting for me Roth

Jericho: Whispers

GM: and Lirt snags two daggers

seyfert (Vee Barlett): only two out of ten?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Do you want me to cast sanctuary so you can run and grab him?

Jericho: Do you want me to cast sanctuary so you can run and grab him?

Lirtimya: I've got two, who wants them?

MeLange: These pod men kind of remind me of her actually!

Jericho: Or Bless?

Vee Barlett: Ask Levi. He's the one shoutin' BABY.

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Not sure if we are in base to base combat for Bless now)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Bless would be really nice about now, but then Wendy has two level 1 for Orison)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (later)

MeLange: They don't smell as nice though!!

mharmon1 (Jericho): (while not in combat)

Rothuss Carder: I'll take some Lirt!

MeLange: argh!!!

wyjyoon (Temperance): I do have two level one spells currently on standby : ) Lemme know when it's a good time

Lirtimya: One to Rothuss, anyone else want one?

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Bob, Bless good for now?)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Rule Check?)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (No idea what the Podmen status is)

Levi Reed: YOU HAVE ME WAITING FOR YOU, BABY

GM: No you are still in combat

mharmon1 (Jericho): NM

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol

GM: Lirt has two daggers, click done

GM: Then Rothuss

Temperance: Technically all of us wouldn't be here if we weren't all waiting, but yes.

Vee Barlett: Keep one on ya, matey. Ya need protection.

[TURN] Rothuss Carder

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Can we just say she's a pirate at this point? I'll buy here a parrot)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (it'd be cool)

MeLange: I'll be waiting for you on the other side babe!!!

Lirtimya: I have two daggers, anyone who needs one I want to make sure they get one

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Vee? She has an albatross.... somewhere....

Rothuss Carder: moves up to take one or two daggers

Levi Reed: No! You will wait for me on this side! And we will celebrate with booze!

MeLange: narughh!!!!!

mharmon1 (Jericho): I think he's drinking right now

Levi Reed: And maybe some nice back massages!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): can I just take daggers without a roll, or do I need to roll?

Shislif (MeLange): lol

GM: No need to roll to take one from Lirt

MeLange starts to tear up

GM: as he can hand it to you

MeLange: that sounds nice!!!

GM: She is not in combat

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): got it, no target, will wait in case a target shows up.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): ready to throw at a target if one shows.

[TURN] Jericho

mharmon1 (Jericho): Same. He is holding for a cast, or to throw a rock

[TURN] Ratbone Carder

springdew (Ratbone Carder): do any of y'all need me to get out of the way? because i can do that

mharmon1 (Jericho): (You can acaully hit crap, you stand where you want LOL)

MeLange: struggles

springdew (Ratbone Carder): i don't think i can get through the door from here, can i?

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Le'ts slow for a moment)

GM: Jericho and Ratbone have not gone yet

seyfert (Vee Barlett): you can hold and let Levi go then follow

GM: Yes

mharmon1 (Jericho): Slow, not uncofmjrotabel

springdew (Ratbone Carder): i like that plan Carissa

springdew (Ratbone Carder): i will hold and follow Levi

[TURN] MeLange

MeLange: Levi!! It's like life, you know, it's been hard!!! But then in those times with you you know, those times it felt less hard!!! And I just want to thank you for making me less hard!

mharmon1 (Jericho): OK

seyfert (Vee Barlett): now might be a good round for Melange to hold as well

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): wow

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ouch

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): shots fired

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Vee and/or Levi might be able to get Pod5 so you can help us attack too

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): call in an artillery strike on your position!

MeLange: struggles

seyfert (Vee Barlett): LOL

MeLange: [CHECK] Bend Bars (vs. Target 20) [FAILURE by 52] [d100 = 72]

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Shislif (MeLange): i hate bend bars

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): next time!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): lol

[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Ok, which one has Mel?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): 5

GM: Number 5 up and around the corner

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Can I get there and still attack?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): freeing him means we get another fighter so might be worth running to it as direct as you can

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Yes, that was my plan, I'm glad we're on the same wavelength here

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Shislif (MeLange): brb snacks

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): he keeps saying drinks and snacks but we all know it's biology calling

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Bending Bars is extremely difficult

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): How far can I move and still attack? It was different for casters, yeah?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): 120?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): uh... why is my screen a giant pink circle?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I think 120 ft... I admit that never sticks in my head

wyjyoon (Temperance): It's a rescue baby activation

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): lol

GM: You can move up to half and attack

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Up to half what? 120?

GM: normal move is 120

GM: so 60

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ah, ok

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Can I attack 5 from there?

GM: No not close enough

seyfert (Vee Barlett): he took that corner hard and only needs 2 mroe ftt

Levi Reed: can i reverse and try again

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ooc

GM: Sure

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Guessing I can't squeeze through that gap between 15 and 7?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes I was going to ask if you could

seyfert (Vee Barlett): this same wavelength thing is freaky I don't know if I like it

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): lol

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I'm learning things!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): You should be happy!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): it's like I have ESPN or something

wyjyoon (Temperance): Great minds think alike?

wyjyoon (Temperance): : )

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): sandwiches

GM: You cannot get to five that way but you can attack one of them to make space for Vee

mharmon1 (Jericho): ESP, not the Sports Channel right?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): reverse again!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): let me seee if I can get this for you....

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Attack a which one for a what?

springdew (Ratbone Carder): LOL

seyfert (Vee Barlett): OK that looks roughtly less than 60 ft

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Right math peeps?

GM: yes

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Yes! That! I'll do that!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so Levi does that movement and can attack 5

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

GM: Yes to Levi doing that to hit #5

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): make it so!

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Pod man 5] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 9 ] [AC: 2 ] [HIT]

Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Machete [TYPE: slashing (1d8=5)] [d8 = 5]

Damage [5] -> [to Pod man 5] [STATUS: Heavy]

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Pod man 5] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 9 ] [AC: 9 ] [HIT]

Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Machete [TYPE: slashing (1d8=2)] [d8 = 2]

Damage [2] -> [to Pod man 5] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

[TURN] Pod man 5

[TURN] Pod man 16

Ratbone Carder: yay!!!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): niceeeee

mharmon1 (Jericho): Please tell me MeLange is free?

mharmon1 (Jericho): And we can run now?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): NOBODY PULLS BABY IN THE CORNER!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): YAY!

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Can I go now?

Levi Reed: NOBODY PULLS BABY IN THE CORNER!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Cool beans : )

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Start Chopping, Lumberjack!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Levi in Rage Mode

Vee Barlett: Get yer asses back here so we can shut this door!

[TURN] Pod man 15

Jericho: We gotta keep the door open! Until we gotta Close it!

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol

Pod man 15: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 1 ] [AC: 7 ] [MISS]

Pod man 15: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 1 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

Ratbone Carder: OY!

[TURN] Pod man 11

Levi Reed: Run, baby, run!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): damn they all want to put their hands on you melange

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I'll wait to let you go before I do Spring

Shislif (MeLange): lol

springdew (Ratbone Carder): I really had hoped to go right after Levi ... do I have to wait until the end of the round?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): no

seyfert (Vee Barlett): just after bob does this podman

seyfert (Vee Barlett): because he missed that

[TURN] Vee Barlett

seyfert (Vee Barlett): now you can go

Ratbone Carder: thanks

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Also, assuming that nothing unexpected and terrible happens... someone might need to take a couple steps back so me and Mel can both get back through the door

GM: Now Ratbone and Vee can both go

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Before I do this ccommuications

mharmon1 (Jericho): Actually, I would suggest taht the people who have the worst balance in our group, now try to get back up the waterway so we don't slide down and ruin the retrreat. Thoughts?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): (I'm also holding a stone dagger to throw if a target shows its ugly face

mharmon1 (Jericho): (But yes, also TMO stratgegy lol)

springdew (Ratbone Carder): those pod men to the right of the door are gonna become a Problem, in fact one already is. I propose to run in the door around 16 a little bit so i don't block the door, and then attack 16

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yeah I was thinking similar

mharmon1 (Jericho): (OK)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): We might have to kill them first

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Sounds like a plan)

mharmon1 (Jericho): True

mharmon1 (Jericho): Still be easier with us all on this side of the door

mharmon1 (Jericho): :)

mharmon1 (Jericho): Progress!

springdew (Ratbone Carder): k

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Lol, yes, the OG plan strikes again

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and remember Vee can attack from behind you so leave her room to do that and not block things too

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL to LEMON

wyjyoon (Temperance): Well, hopefully they'll be ugly pod pancakes by the end of whatever this is : )

mharmon1 (Jericho): So are you holding? Sorry, I imssed that part

springdew (Ratbone Carder): I plan to be just at the top edge of the splotch, so i'm not like right next to 14

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): podcakes. panmen.

GM: So Spring? Ratbone moving up to attack or holding still?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): you go and I'll follow

GM: On this side of the door or the other side

springdew (Ratbone Carder): definitely moving up to attack

wyjyoon (Temperance): Pan-fried podcakes : )

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): that actually sounds good, I must be hungry

seyfert (Vee Barlett): wakt

seyfert (Vee Barlett): wait

seyfert (Vee Barlett): you might be able to attack 16 where you are Spring

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and it still leaves the door open

springdew (Ratbone Carder): oh that would be handy

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Bob? I mean based on last week and the Vee grapple argument :P

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Ratbone can reach 16 yes?

GM: Vee can go through the doorway and attack

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Ratbone

GM: Oh Ratbone can too

GM: Just one at a time

Ratbone Carder: The question is

Ratbone Carder: can ratbone

Ratbone Carder: REACH through the doorway

Vee Barlett: you're being... spacey... :|

Ratbone Carder: and attack

GM: No

mharmon1 (Jericho): I CALL IT

springdew (Ratbone Carder): thanks

mharmon1 (Jericho): Steeping away fro mkeyboard for a second

mharmon1 (Jericho): angry

GM: You can go through the doorway or stay on this side of the doorway

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): (LINK)

GM: There is nothing to attack through the door

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Follow that link everyone! :D

User has gone AFK. (mharmon1)

GM: I said that a while ago

Shislif (MeLange): brb snacks

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): lol, I would always, because Jtom is one of the clever-est ones here, these days

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

springdew (Ratbone Carder): :-D

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Lol, thanks Lemon!

wyjyoon (Temperance): What was the name of that goblin? Fancy footwork?

springdew (Ratbone Carder): okay, more energy, more passion

springdew (Ratbone Carder): I don't know what i just did

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Ok but next RL meetup, Spring better do that dance

springdew (Ratbone Carder): i was trying to move my token and then there was a rectangle

springdew (Ratbone Carder): hahahaha i will do all kinds of dances

GM: I think we cleared it up in Discord

springdew (Ratbone Carder): shit i'm not in Discord right now

GM: It is ok

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): You're fine, I think

seyfert (Vee Barlett): just me trying to help

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): The Big Brains worked it out without us plebs

Ratbone Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-2 = 3]

Attack [3] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Club) [at Pod man 16] [Hit-AC: 17 vs. 9 ] [AC: 17 ] [MISS]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): be ready to run back through the door tho next round if we can

springdew (Ratbone Carder): did i leave you enough room vee?

GM: Yes

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh right her turn

GM: Now Vee is up to go through and over to Levi/Melange if she wants

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I'm actually worried 16 might try to sneak through and hit the two wounded....

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I'm ready to stab him from over here

seyfert (Vee Barlett): hmm can Vee move slightly in front of them to leave the doorway open and parry?

GM: Go through the door and then parry?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sigh no

seyfert (Vee Barlett): in front of Lirt and Rothuss

GM: Just staying there and parry yes also

seyfert (Vee Barlett): if she moved here, is she protecting the,

seyfert (Vee Barlett): if she stays there the doorway is open and she can parry to prevent 16 from hitting them?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): she's trying to protect Rothuss and Lirt

seyfert (Vee Barlett): AND leave the doorway open

GM: checking

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sorry Ratbone, was goign to follow but not until they move out of hit range

seyfert (Vee Barlett): not sure if engaging 16 in combat would work, too

GM: so two options to accomplish what you want. Go THROUGH the door attack 16 and push it back a bit so you and Ratbone are in that room,

GM: then when Levi comes back with Mel you all four retreat back

GM: OR push back into Rothuss and make a bit of space while parrying

seyfert (Vee Barlett): hmm

GM: So that friends can get through the door but Vee can attack any podmen coming

GM: more offence? or more defense?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ok we'll parry and Ratbone get back in here next round

Vee Barlett: parries

Rothuss Carder: Why are you leaving Ratbone by herself over there?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): or....

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): (that's IC, btw, just so you know)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): The first option sounded the most sane, to me, but also it's late so...

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Rothuss saying that, not TMO

Vee Barlett: You got two options, mate.

Vee Barlett: You die 'cause I ain't letting that happen to Lirt OR I go after yer sister who has Melange and Levi with her.

Ratbone Carder: Shut up and just bleed over there. I've got this!

Vee Barlett: Ya want backup Ratbone? Tell me now. I can stab it while the other two run back.

Vee Barlett: Or ya want me to protect yer brother? He's a dimwit so you tell me.

GM: grins

Ratbone Carder: You can see us both, you do what looks right to you!

springdew (Ratbone Carder): silently wants her brother protected

Vee Barlett: goes back to parrying.

[TURN] Pod man 9

Vee Barlett: Get back here fast.

Shislif (MeLange): i'm back sry took a while

Vee Barlett: secretly wants to protect Lirt

Pod man 9: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 18]

Attack [18] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 1 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]

Shislif (MeLange): picked up pretzels :)

Pod man 9: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 13]

Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 6 vs. 1 ] [AC: 6 ] [MISS]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): again?? come on

Pod man 9: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #2 [TYPE: Pummeling (1d6=2)] [d6 = 2]

Damage [2] -> [to MeLange]

MeLange: ouchies!

[TURN] Temperance

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh not grapple okay

MeLange: friggin jerk!!!

Vee Barlett: Y'all get yer asses back her already!

GM: grins

Vee Barlett: *here

wyjyoon (Temperance): Hm. Move near Rothuss and shortbow?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): if you can help shoot things from that distance around Ratbone, maybe

GM: You can move over behind Vee and shoot through the door at anything that comes through

GM: Just be careful with that trigger finger

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

GM: TWUNK ooops sorry Levi

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes prepare for the retreat

seyfert (Vee Barlett): he was an adventure like us until he took an arrow to the knee

wyjyoon (Temperance): Ok, so slightly diagonal from Rothuss and then shoot at things next to Ratbone?

Vee Barlett: or hold for now

seyfert (Vee Barlett): as in move closer but don't shoot yet

GM: cannot hit anything through the doorway yet

GM: Yes agreed with Carissa

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh gotcha

seyfert (Vee Barlett): maybe on the open side by Vee

seyfert (Vee Barlett): er.... or behind sorry

seyfert (Vee Barlett): don't block doorway

wyjyoon (Temperance): This is where I want to go

wyjyoon (Temperance): Is it good?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): don't forget to called shot, yes?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I think so. As long as Lirt can get back and Rothuss

seyfert (Vee Barlett): maybe stand a little more behind Rothuss

seyfert (Vee Barlett): he can shimmy sideways

seyfert (Vee Barlett): there I think

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): shimmy shimmy

wyjyoon (Temperance): Okie dokes. Sorry Michael I accidentally might've moved Jericho's token

wyjyoon (Temperance): While shimmying past : )

mharmon1 (Jericho): No worries lol

[TURN] Pod man 13

Pod man 13: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Levi Reed] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 7 ] [AC: 3 ] [HIT]

Pod man 13: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Levi Reed] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 7 ] [AC: 2 ] [HIT]

Pod man 13: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #2 [TYPE: Pummeling (1d6=1)] [d6 = 1]

Damage [1] -> [to Levi Reed]

Pod man 13: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #1 [TYPE: Pummeling (1d6=3)] [d6 = 3]

Damage [3] -> [to Levi Reed]

Effect ['Grapple: Negative to actions'] -> [to Levi Reed] [by Pod man 13]

GM: and Levi is grappled

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): because of course he is

[TURN] Pod man 7

[TURN] Pod man 14

wyjyoon (Temperance): Now there are two babies in the corner

Pod man 14: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Ratbone Carder] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 10 ] [AC: 4 ] [HIT]

Pod man 14: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 18]

Attack [18] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Ratbone Carder] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 10 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]

Pod man 14: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #1 [TYPE: Pummeling (1d6=2)] [d6 = 2]

Damage [2] -> [to Ratbone Carder] [STATUS: Light]

Pod man 14: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #2 [TYPE: Pummeling (1d6=2)] [d6 = 2]

Damage [2] -> [to Ratbone Carder] [STATUS: Moderate]

Effect ['Grapple: Negative to actions'] -> [to Ratbone Carder] [by Pod man 14]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sigh

GM: and Ratbone is grappled

[TURN] Pod man 10

Shislif (MeLange): well that's not great news ...

[TURN] Pod man 8

[ROUND 11]

mharmon1 (Jericho): (not really no)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): yes because why wouldn't they be

MeLange: told ya to save yourself dummy!

GM: Pausing here

Levi Reed: heck no!

Levi Reed: If you die, I die with you!

Levi Reed: Babies til the end!

MeLange: oh now we're both doomed, so much better!

GM: Making sure Lirt, etc are ready

MeLange: You fool!

mharmon1 (Jericho): Well, no more seem to be entering the fray, we could just thin them out at the door and then come over

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I'm ready to run lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): if Lirt stands next to Ratbone... does the fire arc hit Ratbone or...?

GM: The doorway is clear

mharmon1 (Jericho): I mean, yes it is, but that would be leaving them

mharmon1 (Jericho): so...

mharmon1 (Jericho): yeah

Shislif (MeLange): lol 'babies till the end' :)

Levi Reed: A love fool!

mharmon1 (Jericho): The door is the only thing that stops more then one of us from being entangled at a time

GM: No to hitting next to Lirt but to hit a podman and NOT Ratbone will be very tricky not sure possible

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Yeah we just really need to make sure they don't drag anyone into another room

seyfert (Vee Barlett): just keep hitting them

seyfert (Vee Barlett): not hitting them doesn't help

seyfert (Vee Barlett): or see how the fighters do this round

mharmon1 (Jericho): I mean, yeah, but we can strategiclly hit them not in the open and surrounded by other pods. But, they may be able to break free. Vee does do pretty damn good at that

seyfert (Vee Barlett): 16 may jump into the doorway before Vee can go

mharmon1 (Jericho): Ah

mharmon1 (Jericho): damn

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Ok, I know I should know this, but ngl, my brain only processes what I need to know at the moment, and in previous moments, I did not need to know. What can I do while grappled? Just try to escape? Or can I attack?

GM: I think Lirt holds, Rothuss throws, Jericho throws, Rathbone tries to bend bars then Melange attacks to free Levi

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I can't kill it most llikely, but still holding a dagger throw if it does

GM: then we see

seyfert (Vee Barlett): bend bars, dagger attack, or wrestle

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL. bob has it down

mharmon1 (Jericho): The rythem

MeLange: No!!!!

MeLange: Not Like this!!!!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I do not have a dagger, but that is ABSOLUTELY my next WP when I can get one again.

MeLange: Levi doesn't die!!!

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Ratbone cannot bend bars

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Ratbone has like, 1% bend bars. if she can melee attack it with her club is probably a better option, I think

springdew (Ratbone Carder): so it will have to be the knife

seyfert (Vee Barlett): no knife or dagger or small weapon?

MeLange flexes

GM: So it Lirt holding?

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Def. for Ratbone to attacfk)

GM: and then what is Rothuss doing

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): How do I know what my wrestling chance is? Because also I DO have the WP of punching. Can I do that? Which one is better?

GM: Lirt can hold or throw a dagger/rock at #14

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Like, I know the theme is "fuck around and find out" usually, but right now it's kind of high stakes for that

GM: but needs the minus 4 to not hit Ratbone

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Does Rothuss have a valid target for the thrown dagger?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I think I'll just hold

GM: No for where Rothuss is

GM: Ok for Lirt

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (unsure Lemon)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): if he moves forward and left, does he have a shot?

GM: It depends for Levi on what Melange does

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): vis-a-vis him and the door

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (wrestle just stops it from moving you but it may have you where it already plans BUT Melange might free you because he hits and he hits hard usually)

mharmon1 (Jericho): Next time, let's cover ourselves in oil so they can't grab us

mharmon1 (Jericho): oh

GM: That lets Rothuss throw at the one grappling Ratbone

mharmon1 (Jericho): Do....

mharmon1 (Jericho): any oil left anyone?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): that's what I was thinking Bob. thx. targeting 14, right?

GM: yes

Rothuss Carder: Rothuss angles to the side for a view, pulls back and hurls the hideously unbalanced stone knife Lirt gave him, carefully aiming to the right so he doesn't risk Ratbone.

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(19)] [-4] [d20-4 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Unskilled Missile) [at Pod man 14] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 9 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

Rothuss Carder: tink tink tinkkk

GM: missed because of the minus four

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): yup

GM: NOW roll a d8

Rothuss Carder: [d8 = 2]

GM: and now roll another attack roll on #8

GM: missle scatter chart

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 20]

Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Unskilled Missile) [at Pod man 8] [Hit-AC: -1 vs. 9 ] [AC: -1 ] [CRITICAL HIT]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ooooh nice!

GM: because of the

GM: grins

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): LOL

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): what is the dmg for this dagger?

GM: because of the called shot no chance of hitting Rat but now roll again

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so it hits it, it steps back and he steps on the knife?

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Unskilled Missile) [at Pod man 8] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 9 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]

GM: damn so close

GM: so normal dagger damage

Rothuss Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Main-gauche [TYPE: slashing (1d4=2)] [d4 = 2]

Damage [2] -> [to Pod man 8] [STATUS: Light]

User has gone AFK. (JtomTMO)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): shame, crit thru the eye would have been so funny

GM: and done

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): funny good, not funny bad.

GM: Jericho is up

mharmon1 (Jericho): Called shot, but likely not as good as Rothuss. Holy smokes that was cool

[TURN] Lirtimya

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yeah except we saw what happened last time he went an eye for an eye...

Jericho: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Moderate] [-4] [d20-5 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Unskilled Pascificsm Missle) [at Pod man 14] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 9 ] [AC: 8 ] [HIT]

[TURN] Jericho

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oh

mharmon1 (Jericho): Huh

mharmon1 (Jericho): That was with the -4?

GM: yes

GM: that is a hit

springdew (Ratbone Carder): nice

mharmon1 (Jericho): Call.The.Pope. We have a miracle

Jericho: [d2 = 1]

[TURN] Ratbone Carder - [Grapple: Negative to actions; [D: -4]]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): stab stabbity stab

Pod man 14's health adjusted by +1

springdew (Ratbone Carder): it's 14 that's got me right?

GM: Stab with knife or roll bend bars and get a 1%

mharmon1 (Jericho): (So pod 14 just takes a swingle damage. Sorry Spring!)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes and hopefully has a -1

GM: Yes

springdew (Ratbone Carder): stab with knife

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): apply your -4 in prep for your next attack Michael

mharmon1 (Jericho): TY!

mharmon1 (Jericho): Whew. TY

springdew (Ratbone Carder): nothing happened

GM: You did not roll onto him

seyfert (Vee Barlett): if you tried on the map, it doesn't allways work

springdew (Ratbone Carder): um, no i did the character sheet

GM: Lots of overaly on the map right now

seyfert (Vee Barlett): combat tracker?

GM: I can for you Spring

springdew (Ratbone Carder): my character sheet says i don't have my knife,, but i do

Ratbone Carder: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-1 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Knife) [at Pod man 14] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 9 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

Shislif (MeLange): so wait is the game still going or we pausing for the night?

springdew (Ratbone Carder): i think when i threw a stone dagger it minused my knife

springdew (Ratbone Carder): HEY

Ratbone Carder: sigh

GM: I rolled that for you

Ratbone Carder: cyes i see that

seyfert (Vee Barlett): at least finishing this round if not more

GM: Do you want to?

Shislif (MeLange): oh ok

Ratbone Carder: if you want me to be a parcheesi piece i can do that but it's less fun

GM: If you want you can roll it spring

GM: Go for it

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Nat 20 Li'l Sis!

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Can i find out how to not be -1 knife?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): set your ammo back to 1

springdew (Ratbone Carder): i'm trying to do that

GM: On the combat trackers I see two Knife one at normal one at a minus 1

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): uncheck the checked circle on the right of the ammo counter

GM: I just dragged the one at normal

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): one should be melee and one should be thrown

springdew (Ratbone Carder): i see 0 ranged knife and -1 wielded knife

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I think melee is -1 due to low strength

GM: The minus one is because of encumbrance I think

Ratbone Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-2 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Knife) [at Pod man 14] [Hit-AC: 16 vs. 9 ] [AC: 16 ] [MISS]

[TURN] MeLange

seyfert (Vee Barlett): free levi please

Shislif (MeLange): still entangled?

Levi Reed: yes, save me baby

GM: So Melange can hit #13 who is wrapped around Levi

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ooc

GM: needs a minus 4 to avoid hitting Levi

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): but kind of works

Shislif (MeLange): oh nice

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): you can't convince me that wasn't IC Lemon. ;)

GM: and two attacks

Shislif (MeLange): so i click -4 then normal attacks?

GM: exactly

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [-4] [d20-3 = -2]

Attack [-2] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Pod man 13] [Hit-AC: 20 vs. 9 ] [AC: 20 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oof

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Shislif (MeLange): 2nd chance?

GM: yes

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20+1 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Pod man 13] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 9 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): better

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Battle axe [TYPE: slashing (1d8+3=4)] [d8+3 = 4]

Damage [4] -> [to Pod man 13] [STATUS: Heavy]

springdew (Ratbone Carder): yay!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): yayyyy

Shislif (MeLange): he free?

GM: no

seyfert (Vee Barlett): arm is dangling though

Shislif (MeLange): doh

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): not yet

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): but soon

Shislif (MeLange): nice

Shislif (MeLange): end turn?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Can I punch? I kind of want to punch

GM: Yes to Sharif

[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Grapple: Negative to actions; [D: -4]]

GM: Now for Levi

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Can I punch it?

GM: Your options are: Bend Bars 7% to break free entirely, or Punch and do 1-2 points of temperary damage

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): And what aobut wrestle?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): but if it's enough damage it might drop him right?

GM: Yes it would drop him if enough damage

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): It wouldn't be enough damage, he's still listed as "healthy" on combat tracker

GM: for Wrestling you would need to get a break hold on the chart which is roll a 20

seyfert (Vee Barlett): he's ambi, can he punch him twice? :P

mharmon1 (Jericho): It could soften him up a bit!)

mharmon1 (Jericho): :)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ah, ok, so looks liek bending bars

GM: I will say yes to punching twice

GM: because of the Ambi

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): If it was lower, I'd go for it, but doesn't seem worth it if he's still healthy

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Knock him out! knock him out!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Prep dough for podcakes : )

seyfert (Vee Barlett): 7% for bend bars, 5% for wrestling plus whatever for KO, or two punches which should hit

mharmon1 (Jericho): I give two to 1 odds

mharmon1 (Jericho): :D

seyfert (Vee Barlett): he only needs 4 damage

GM: If you hit with an 11

GM: you have a chance to knock it out

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh nice so slightly better chance of KO

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

GM: (LINK)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): the numbers are hard any day, but this late at night, impossible. Are we recommending punching?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): wait... CHANCE to KO

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I dunno. TMO?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Two punches or attempt KO?

GM: the Attempt KO is because of punching

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): KO is rare, but OH SO FUN when it happens.

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): In my squishy guts they tell me bend bars, but if someone with a math brain tells me differently, I will obey

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh then punching yes

GM: so two punches OR one wrestling

seyfert (Vee Barlett): because you can do damage AND maybe KO

seyfert (Vee Barlett): two chances at it

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I would do 2 punches, because maybe KO, and maybe knockout from dmg

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): yeah but it's temporary damage. What does that mean?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): you get free

mharmon1 (Jericho): It may drop you ultimately

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): how fast does it recover?

GM: It goes away on its own without healing

mharmon1 (Jericho): Carissa beat me to it

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Don't worry, we'll kil lit later)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Ok, too much talk, I'm punching because that's what I want to do anyway

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Punching) [at Pod man 13] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 9 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ok but better

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 18]

Attack [18] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Punching) [at Pod man 13] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 9 ] [AC: 0 ] [HIT]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): like that

Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2=2)] [d2 = 2]

Damage [2] -> [to Pod man 13] [STATUS: Critical]

[TURN] Pod man 16

seyfert (Vee Barlett): then the KO attempt, right?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): oh, what now

GM: 3% chance of knockout

springdew (Ratbone Carder): fists of fury!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): how do

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so a d100?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Plus 2 temp damage!

GM: yes

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and roll LOW

Levi Reed: [d100 = 58]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ok but lower, lol

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): alas

mharmon1 (Jericho): 8-5 = 3!

mharmon1 (Jericho): We got it!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): lol

GM: so you did wiff and then landed a rabbit punch for 2 points of damage

mharmon1 (Jericho): OW

seyfert (Vee Barlett): better than nothing

Shislif (MeLange): nice wiffing

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (parry reminder here)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I weakened it for MeL next round, at least

Pod man 16: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Vee Barlett] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 6 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

Pod man 16: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Vee Barlett] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 6 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Pod man 15

Pod man 15: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 1 ] [AC: 4 ] [MISS]

Pod man 15: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 1 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Pod man 11

[TURN] Vee Barlett

GM: Parried

seyfert (Vee Barlett): cool. one or two attacks? I lost count again

seyfert (Vee Barlett): since she didn't go last round

GM: She spent her attacks parrying

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh......... so she can't attack this round? she can just... keep parrying?

GM: right

GM: she keeps stopping them

GM: blocking them

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Protect the squishies!

GM: and Temperance is there

seyfert (Vee Barlett): hmm, I thought parry was one round but that's fine, Temp can shoot its eyes out

[TURN] Pod man 9

Vee Barlett: keeps parrying

wyjyoon (Temperance): Yes, I will try! : )

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Lirt help, too I tihnk and can throw things

GM: yes this round, Vee can change in round 12 if she wants

mharmon1 (Jericho): (We are also trying to whittle it to death with rocks LOL)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ok

wyjyoon (Temperance): Just let me know which eyeballs I need to shoot

seyfert (Vee Barlett): actually I forgot who held because tired, but yes to at least arrows

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): All the eyeballs that belong to plants

Pod man 9: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 1 ] [AC: 2 ] [MISS]

Pod man 9: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 3]

Attack [3] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 16 vs. 1 ] [AC: 16 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Temperance

wyjyoon (Temperance): 16 or 14?

GM: So a minus 4 to avoid hitting Vee

GM: two arrows

seyfert (Vee Barlett): 16

seyfert (Vee Barlett): you can't see 14

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh right

GM: exactly

Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 3]

Attack [3] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Shortbow) [at Pod man 16] [Hit-AC: 17 vs. 9 ] [AC: 17 ] [MISS]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): it's okay two hits I believe in you

GM: yes

Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Shortbow) [at Pod man 16] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 9 ] [AC: 5 ] [HIT]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): BELIEF

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

Temperance: [DAMAGE (R)] Shortbow [TYPE: piercing (1d6=1)] [d6 = 1]

Damage [1] -> [to Pod man 16] [STATUS: Light]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): better than nothing

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): sposed to hit it with the arrow, not the bow. :P

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oh HO, we're HALFWAY There.....

wyjyoon (Temperance): Belief says "ok I'll give bare minimum"

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh!

GM: next

mharmon1 (Jericho): Yes, roll the arrow

[TURN] Pod man 13

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes can she reroll for arrows or is damage the same?

[TURN] Pod man 7

wyjyoon (Temperance): I only have 1d6 for piercing for shortbow

GM: She rolled damage correctly

mharmon1 (Jericho): Ah

[TURN] Pod man 14

mharmon1 (Jericho): gotcha

[TURN] Pod man 10

seyfert (Vee Barlett): odd usually it seperates arrows and shortbow in FG but okay

[TURN] Pod man 8

[ROUND 12]

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, I have an arrow thing and a shortbow thing

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I had never considered it until this very moment

GM: So Lirt and Jerico did not go in round 11

mharmon1 (Jericho): Yay! I get to trhow a rock

Jericho: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Moderate] [-4] [d20-5 = -2]

Attack [-2] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Unskilled Pascificsm Missle) [at Pod man 14] [Hit-AC: 22 vs. 9 ] [AC: 22 ] [MISS]

mharmon1 (Jericho): Darn

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I too get to throw a rock

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Remember -4) lol

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [-4] [d20-4 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger) [at Pod man 16] [Hit-AC: 13 vs. 9 ] [AC: 13 ] [MISS]

GM: and now we start round 12

GM: and Lirt is up again

[TURN] Lirtimya

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I get to throw another rock

GM: yes

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): you lucky devil you

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [-4] [d20-4 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger) [at Pod man 16] [Hit-AC: 16 vs. 9 ] [AC: 16 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Rothuss Carder

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): And I still can't hit the broadside of a barn

GM: Rothuss can stab

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): no penalties?

GM: No he is in melee

GM: OR can throw through the doorway and with penalties

Rothuss Carder: feints toward the eyes with the main-gauche, then stabs into the gut with his sabre.

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [-4] [d20-4 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Pod man 16] [Hit-AC: 13 vs. 9 ] [AC: 13 ] [MISS]

GM: You hit

GM: You had a minus four on it still

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): the -4 was still on expecting a called shot

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): phew

seyfert (Vee Barlett): nice stab it

Rothuss Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Sabre [TYPE: slashing (1d6+1=2)] [d6+1 = 2]

Damage [2] -> [to Pod man 16]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): plink

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ok but stab it harder

[TURN] Jericho

Rothuss Carder: It has thick skin!

wyjyoon (Temperance): gentle shank : )

Rothuss Carder: Slimy thick skin!

mharmon1 (Jericho): Anyone wanna guess?

mharmon1 (Jericho): ROCK ROCK ROCK

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Lol, I love how encouraging Carissa is. "Yes, just like that, but be better!"

Jericho: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Moderate] [-4] [d20-5 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Unskilled Pascificsm Missle) [at Pod man 14] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 9 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Ratbone Carder - [Grapple: Negative to actions; [D: -4]]

[INIT] 2 : Knife

mharmon1 (Jericho): KNIFE! KNIFE IS BACK!

GM: Yeap stabbing away

mharmon1 (Jericho): KNIFE HAS INI!

springdew (Ratbone Carder): trying to wiggle knife around to get a batter stab

wyjyoon (Temperance): Shank it shank it

Ratbone Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-2 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Knife) [at Pod man 14] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 9 ] [AC: 4 ] [HIT]

Rothuss Carder: Aim for Frant's eye!

Ratbone Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Knife [TYPE: slashing, piercing (1d3=3)] [d3 = 3]

Damage [3] -> [to Pod man 14] [STATUS: Light]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ooooh pretty!

[TURN] MeLange

GM: Yeah I like the slashing effect on that

GM: and Melange is up

Shislif (MeLange): do i still need to hit 13?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): free your baby!

GM: Yes

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20+1 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Pod man 13] [Hit-AC: 6 vs. 9 ] [AC: 6 ] [HIT]

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Battle axe [TYPE: slashing (1d8+3=11)] [d8+3 = 11]

Damage [11] -> [to Pod man 13] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 10] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Shislif (MeLange): nice

GM: There you go

springdew (Ratbone Carder): yay!!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Baby is free

Shislif (MeLange): oh sorry forgot to -4

Vee Barlett: now get out of there and/or move closer to the door!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (ooc)

GM: You hit

GM: no worries on that

Shislif (MeLange): I got points to run?

GM: No

GM: move then attack

MeLange: Levi Run!!!

Shislif (MeLange): yea just checkin

GM: so next round you get to run

seyfert (Vee Barlett): levi run and save ratbone?

MeLange: takes a defensive stance

Levi Reed: Ok, but if they get you again, I'm coming back for you!

[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Grapple: Negative to actions; [D: -4]]

GM: Levi can run to which ever to attack

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): 14 has her, yes?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes

MeLange: Dude just go!!!

GM: Yes 14

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 14]

Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Pod man 14] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 9 ] [AC: 4 ] [HIT]

Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Machete [TYPE: slashing (1d8=5)] [d8 = 5]

Damage [5] -> [to Pod man 14] [STATUS: Heavy]

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 10]

Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Pod man 14] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 9 ] [AC: 8 ] [HIT]

Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Machete [TYPE: slashing (1d8=7)] [d8 = 7]

Damage [7] -> [to Pod man 14] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 1] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

[TURN] Pod man 16

seyfert (Vee Barlett): awesome

Levi Reed: That's what you GET for hurting my FRIENDS

GM: This is what happens when the fighters run free

seyfert (Vee Barlett): they kill things

wyjyoon (Temperance): They wild in the streets

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): took them long enough to get the adrenaline flowing

GM: So is Vee parrying?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): this feels like a trick question given she can't deicde otherwise until her turn...

seyfert (Vee Barlett): isn't her previous parry in effect until she goes?

GM: Do not parry and hope it does not get two attacks

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ugh

seyfert (Vee Barlett): doorway needs to be clear so she'll risk attacking

GM: Ok so it attacks

Pod man 16: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Vee Barlett] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 6 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

Pod man 16: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 10]

Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Vee Barlett] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 6 ] [AC: 9 ] [MISS]

GM: good call

[TURN] Pod man 15

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): yay!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): shhh don't jinx my rolls

Pod man 15: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 1 ] [AC: 2 ] [MISS]

Pod man 15: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 15 vs. 1 ] [AC: 15 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Pod man 11

[TURN] Vee Barlett

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh wait question

GM: yes?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): it keeps going at +1 instead of +2, also because of emcumberance? and if so, can she drop her rations so she gets her +2 back?

GM: Yes

seyfert (Vee Barlett): guessing that's why?

'Vee Barlett' is at 'Light' encumbrance. Movebase now 9.

GM: throw the soup cans at it

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ok let's see if that's why...

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20+2 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Pod man 16] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 9 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

wyjyoon (Temperance): And say "welcome to the soup kitchen"

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20+2 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Pod man 16] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 9 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

mharmon1 (Jericho): No Soup for You!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): BOB JINXED HER ROLLS YOU ALL SAW THAT

User has gone AFK. (springdew)

GM: LOL

Vee Barlett: Smelting the dice down, forging new ones, and giving them a test roll! [10d4+10d6+10d8+10d10+10d12+10d20 = 283]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): gotta smelt away the jinx

[TURN] Pod man 9

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): OW! My Nose!

Pod man 9: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 1 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]

Pod man 9: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 15 vs. 1 ] [AC: 15 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Temperance

GM: pause for a second

GM: checking your arrows

wyjyoon (Temperance): Pausing

GM: fixed

wyjyoon (Temperance): Am I aiming for 16 still?

Vee Barlett: yes

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ooc

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): -4

wyjyoon (Temperance): Okie dokes, and yes -4

GM: So on your sheet now you can see you started with 19 arrows and you click off the buttons for each one you shoot

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): thank you. friendly fire would off two of us. :)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): we found 19 arrows, but she had some of her own before that

wyjyoon (Temperance): I wouldn't want to shoot any friendly eyeballs, yes : )

GM: BUT only 20 fit in a quiver

seyfert (Vee Barlett): we found a quiver too :P

GM: Can only carry one quiver at a time

GM: :P

wyjyoon (Temperance): I can receive more arrows?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Maybe?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): looks like Rothuss is carrying the quiver as well

seyfert (Vee Barlett): he did go to the stirge nest.... :P

GM: grins

Levi Reed: I also have 13 extra arrows

seyfert (Vee Barlett): eh we can debate amount later, shoot its eyes out

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ooc

wyjyoon (Temperance): Ok shooting eyeballs

GM: But right now Temperance has 15 arrows left

GM: and is shooting two of them

Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [-4] [d20-4 = 2]

Attack [2] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Shortbow) [at Pod man 16] [Hit-AC: 18 vs. 9 ] [AC: 18 ] [MISS]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): the other eye

wyjyoon (Temperance): Darn

seyfert (Vee Barlett): two shots

Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 20]

Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Shortbow) [at Pod man 16] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 9 ] [AC: 0 ] [CRITICAL HIT]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): much better

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and again

GM: grins

Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Shortbow) [at Pod man 16] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 9 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

wyjyoon (Temperance): So instead of the 1d6 piercing I go for ammo?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): now remember roll high

seyfert (Vee Barlett): still d6

GM: roll the same damage

Temperance: [DAMAGE (R)] Shortbow [TYPE: piercing (1d6=4)] [d6 = 4]

Damage [4] -> [to Pod man 16] [STATUS: Heavy]

GM: and there you go and note that it auto checked off the arrows for you

seyfert (Vee Barlett): good maybe rothuss/lirt/jericho will kill it so others can come through

wyjyoon (Temperance): Yay, okie dokes

[TURN] Pod man 7

[TURN] Pod man 10

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): maybe. if you're nice to me

seyfert (Vee Barlett): you want your sister on this side of the door, don't you?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): do it for her, not me

Pod man 10: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Levi Reed] [Hit-AC: 13 vs. 7 ] [AC: 13 ] [MISS]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): but also me

Pod man 10: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 1]

Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Levi Reed] [Hit-AC: 18 vs. 7 ] [AC: 18 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

[TURN] Pod man 8

[ROUND 13]

[TURN] Lirtimya

mharmon1 (Jericho): I do believe we are near record for rounds.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): chance for it to hit another podman??? :D

GM: Overall record for rounds ever was 40 something

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yeah lets not aim for that

wyjyoon (Temperance): Wow

GM: and no to missing and hitting somethign else

mharmon1 (Jericho): 40? Oh boy. I am way off. I thought we were getting close

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): you read my sandwich again

GM: That was against the fire giants lair, it was a mess

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Dagger) [at Pod man 16] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 9 ] [AC: 3 ] [HIT]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): niceee

GM: there you go

mharmon1 (Jericho): What do you define this?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I actually hit something!

mharmon1 (Jericho): Holy shit. I'd hate to have been there

Vee Barlett: Good stab, matey!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Oh no, now Michael is reading my sandwiches

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): STOP STEALING MY BRAIN NOODLES

wyjyoon (Temperance): Your brain noodles must be delicious

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Am I in stabbing range? I though I was still rolling for rock throughs

GM: Yes you are stabbing 16

mharmon1 (Jericho): You are in stay alive range :)

GM: that is a hit

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Okay

Lirtimya: [DAMAGE (M)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (1d4=2)] [d4 = 2]

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Oh, sorry I forgot to target

Pod man 16's health adjusted by -2

GM: I got it

[TURN] Rothuss Carder

seyfert (Vee Barlett): now kill it

Rothuss Carder: reverses his feints, feinting at the podman's gut with the sabre and going for the eyes for real with the main-gauche.

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [d20 = 19]

Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Main-Gauche) [at Pod man 16] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 9 ] [AC: 0 ] [HIT]

Rothuss Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Main-gauche [TYPE: slashing (1d4=3)] [d4 = 3]

Damage [3] -> [to Pod man 16] [STATUS: Critical]

[TURN] Jericho

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yeah like that

mharmon1 (Jericho): ITS ROCKIN TIME

wyjyoon (Temperance): Rock n' roll!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ok NOW kill it

Jericho: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Moderate] [-4] [d20-5 = 2]

Attack [2] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Unskilled Pascificsm Missle) [at Pod man 16] [Hit-AC: 18 vs. 9 ] [AC: 18 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Ratbone Carder - [Grapple: Negative to actions; [D: -4]]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): run to freedom!

Ratbone Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-2 = 2]

Attack [2] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Club) [at Pod man 10] [Hit-AC: 18 vs. 9 ] [AC: 18 ] [MISS]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I think you aren't grappled now

seyfert (Vee Barlett): no notlike that

GM: Not grappled

seyfert (Vee Barlett): as in on this side of the door

springdew (Ratbone Carder): oh i should have run

mharmon1 (Jericho): ITS ROCKIN TIME

Ratbone Carder: oops

mharmon1 (Jericho): Hey that's my line!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): or attacked 16.... he's apparently still alive

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): heat of the moment. pls don't die from it

mharmon1 (Jericho): The next one is "Rockin around the Podman Tree!"

springdew (Ratbone Carder): it's very hard to move the chat window

[TURN] MeLange

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): No! no no no no no! Referene a different catchy song right this instant or we are no longer friends!

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oh!

mharmon1 (Jericho): Uh

Shislif (MeLange): ok running away right?

GM: Yes

mharmon1 (Jericho): We will we will ROCK POD

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I don't mind any songs EXCEPT any Christmas song that has the word "rock" in the title

mharmon1 (Jericho): better?

MeLange: runs towards the exit!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): yes, much better, thank you

MeLange: with great haste!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): kill this one

mharmon1 (Jericho): Normally I hate puns and the like, but If all Jericho can do is throw rocks, then by god....

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I think you have enough movement left to attack 16?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Maybe just play the Rocky Theme Song

GM: and Mel can attack 16

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20+1 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Pod man 16] [Hit-AC: 6 vs. 9 ] [AC: 6 ] [HIT]

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Battle axe [TYPE: slashing (1d8+3=4)] [d8+3 = 4]

Damage [4] -> [to Pod man 16] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 2] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Shislif (MeLange): doh

Vee Barlett: Levi, drag the twin back here! She's gone into smash mode.

Shislif (MeLange): end turn?

GM: yes

Levi Reed: Ok, but then you need to move your fat butt out of the way!

[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Grapple: Negative to actions; [D: -4]]

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I roll strength to grab her or?

Vee Barlett: I'm not in the way, idiot.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (make sure the grapple isn't affecting your rolls)

GM: If you want to grab Rat you have to roll a to hit but then you cannot move

seyfert (Vee Barlett): maybe kill 10 then

GM: You can attack the one in front of you

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so she can run next round

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Oh... yeah, if I can't drag her then there's no point. And I definitely dont' want to leave her out here alone

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): If I go stand next to melange, can I still reach 10 with a machete?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and I think 10 is attacking you anyways so yeah, scratch that. defend her so she can run

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): So at least I can kind of block the behind ones from getting to her next round?

GM: No

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 3]

Attack [3] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Pod man 10] [Hit-AC: 15 vs. 9 ] [AC: 15 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Pod man 16

[TURN] Pod man 15

GM: that is more than ten feet away so you cannot hit number 10

Shislif (MeLange): think I gotta check out n grab some food yall, I'll catch ya tmrw have a great night :)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): see you tomorrow!

GM: See you at Noon!

Shislif (MeLange): unless there's something i'm needed for?

mharmon1 (Jericho): see ya!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): 9 AM SHARP your time!

Shislif (MeLange): ok night night :)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Lol, yes, just be here tomorrow

wyjyoon (Temperance): See you!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): 9 AM

Shislif (MeLange): tardiness is a safe bet :)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I make no promises about being on time, by the way.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Noon is for EasternPeople

springdew (Ratbone Carder): gnite Sharif!

Shislif (MeLange): night :)

'Shislif' disconnected

GM: grins

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): JTom - you going to be available tomorrow for more gaming?

[TURN] Pod man 11

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I have no idea

[TURN] Vee Barlett

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): It's been a long week full of sugared up kids, if I sleep, I sleep.

springdew (Ratbone Carder): I think I already said I might be late tomorrow due to moving tiny house.

mharmon1 (Jericho): Of course he is. We are his peeps

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I do not get told plans, I simply am expected to be there

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Jut giving you crud Mini haha)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): it will start at 11am our time JTom

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): that's preparation for married life, my son

mharmon1 (Jericho): WHOA

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh sorry it's me, I'll parry again

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Well, I am telling you right now, you are Expected To Be HERE

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I'll see what I can do

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

Vee Barlett: parries and waits for the others to run past her.

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Possibly work life also

[TURN] Pod man 9

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): thank you Bob for not killing us yet

GM: HAH

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Yeah. Married life is a choice, work life is a must.

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Lol, and also... he's not wrong about the married thing, but it's the other way around for me. I want to PLAN things and husband is very, "Hey, I just got a sudden inspiration to DO A THING."

wyjyoon (Temperance): Just realizing I'm getting vaccinated tomorrow

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): rabies?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I'm sorry, I don't know what happened to my brain

mharmon1 (Jericho): Distermper?

GM: so question for Spring and Lemon are Rat and Levi running out the door? and leave the last podmen alone?

wyjyoon (Temperance): : ) Of course- no, it's just the third vid shot

Ratbone Carder: please ignore this test roll

mharmon1 (Jericho): Fungal stuff?

Ratbone Carder: [d6 = 1]

mharmon1 (Jericho): :D

wyjyoon (Temperance): Of course, these fungal creatures have been kicking my butt : D

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): yes, we are running

springdew (Ratbone Carder): yeah i plan to exit the kill zone

mharmon1 (Jericho): Yep

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Hopefully we can slam the door behind us and at least take a couple minutes to breathe and think

GM: Ok so to make it go quickly for everyone

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes please

GM: and that is everyone safe and mostly sound on this side of the door now

Ratbone Carder: another test roll

GM: and out of combat

Ratbone Carder: [d100 = 39]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): how long are we planning on going tomorrow Bob?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Time to GTFO

springdew (Ratbone Carder): 12 hours innit?

GM: Noon to Midnight like other bonus games

GM: but people are in when they can be

seyfert (Vee Barlett): time to escape the cave

GM: Yeap

Jericho: I will be Noon to 7:00 PM My Time

mharmon1 (Jericho): That is 9 Bobs

mharmon1 (Jericho): I have to drive back to AZ Tomorrow

seyfert (Vee Barlett): noon your time too?

[TURN] Lirtimya

mharmon1 (Jericho): I'm MST

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): What am I? 11am?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Are you MST?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes

seyfert (Vee Barlett): central for her

mharmon1 (Jericho): Then yes

mharmon1 (Jericho): 10 AM for me

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Ok. I will PROBABLY be here on time, but no guarantees

wyjyoon (Temperance): I'm going to see how many tylenols I need for this vid vaccine to not KO me tomorrow

wyjyoon (Temperance): But I will try to be here on time : )

GM: Go

mharmon1 (Jericho): I will be steeping out for 25 minutes from 11:00 AM - 11:25 AM or 1:00 PM to 1:25 PM Bobs time to get lunch

GM: have a great night everyone

mharmon1 (Jericho): Night!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): night all

GM: see you after breakfast

Ratbone Carder: gnite!

GM: :)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): gnite

'mharmon1' disconnected

wyjyoon (Temperance): Night everyone! : )

'seyfert' disconnected

'springdew' disconnected

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): hey, you saved us tonight, you're clear for showing up late tomorrow, in my book

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): goodnight friends!

'wyjyoon' disconnected

'LemonyLemon' disconnected

GM: have a great night Jtom thank you

GM: you did great tonight

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Thank you! I'll talk to everyone tomorrow