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Chat Log List - 2024 03 15 - Student Loans - Formatted - Story

'LemonyLemon' connected

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): First!

GM: HAH

GM: Technically.....

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I mean, you don't count

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I just have to be before Carissa for it to count

GM: LOL

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): dang, where are all those slackers

'wyjyoon' connected

GM: See Wendy showed up

wyjyoon: Yes, hello : )

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Hello!

wyjyoon (Temperance): How is everyone?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Or I guess whoever's here, not sure

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Just me and BOB

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I'm good, but not ready for spring break to be over

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oof, same. I spent all yesterday and today cleaning and it went by too fast

GM: Ouch

'seyfert' connected

wyjyoon (Temperance): Cleaning is nice but spring cleaning feels like a workout

GM: and now Carissa is here so the world is all good again

GM: Eric is about an hour out, no word from TMO's side of the world

seyfert: except I'm making dinner and going afk so the world can deal with it for a minute - good luck

User has gone AFK. (seyfert)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): So was she just trying to get here before me or what? :P

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol the attendance game still lives

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): forever

seyfert (Vee Barlett): no I was actually gone and figured it didn't hurt to sign in while making food

seyfert (Vee Barlett): just got home a few minutes ago

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Did the deployment put you super far behind in your regular work? Or just a normal busy week?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Neither - I was dropping something off at a friend's and we got to chatting and drinking and I was there longer than I expected, lol.

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): oh, nice! Glad it was something fun

seyfert (Vee Barlett): same! I was actually off a little early today so it was nice

'mharmon1' connected

GM: Michael

seyfert (Vee Barlett): that is a name, yes

mharmon1: Guys, I got the flue. I'm literally only here to get attendance credit and for an hour or so try to answer questions. Please for the love of god don't expect thought from me tonight

mharmon1: Also hi

GM: No worries Michael, Eric will be in to cause you all sorts of conflict ;)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Hmm, if you have a flue you should definitely get checked by a chimney sweeper

wyjyoon (Temperance): Hello! Lol, I never come with thoughts, I think it's all good

GM: LOL

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I never come with expectations

Jericho: Honestly, I don't know if I can handle it no matter how much I like Eric :(

'springdew' connected

GM: SPRING!

GM: Work cannot defeat her

GM: Them

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

Vee Barlett: Work cannot defeat any iteration of them.

wyjyoon (Temperance): Work is no match today!

'Master TMO' connected

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Are we meeting him at Snowman? Or on the road? Or is that confidential for now, in which case no worries)

GM: Hello TMO

GM: He is here at the Church of the Mists

mharmon1 (Jericho): Hey TMO :)

springdew (Ratbone Carder): For some reason that looked like Church of the Mets and I was ready for a trip to NYC

GM: HAH

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Come on up! But you'll have to do your own transport. I refuse to drive there unless work forces me to.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): The train is nice

GM: warm smile

Master TMO: Bob - I checked the Dragon Article JTom's character uses, and the mage is using the mage XP chart there. I'm not sure how he got corrupted here

GM: It was messed up because I think it was based on the Priest Sea now the Mage Sea

springdew (Ratbone Carder): The public transite is more than sufficient

GM: But no worries

GM: we are good for now

mharmon1 (Jericho): What is a Priest Sea?

Master TMO: I've sent him a text reminder

GM: chuckles, Sea Priest, Sea Mage,

seyfert (Vee Barlett): C Bass

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oh. Sigh. BRB gonna grab some caffiene and more dayquil. Bear with me please i'm in misery

GM: See Mage swim, Swim mage Swim

springdew (Ratbone Carder): C sell C shells

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol

Master TMO: C sells C spells

GM: Dates for training 08-02-587 Work begins on the clearing the landslide debris from the roadway 09-02-587 Temperance starts spell training 09-02 to 17-02 Vee and Ratbone are "free" working on chores around the church Lirt is copying documents from the "The Shroom" keeping a copy for your group, originals go to the Church 18-02-587 Roadway clearing is completed Everyone except Temperance is available for chores and small things around the Church area 27-02-587 Temperance completes spell training and has learned 2nd level spells 01-03-587 Celebrations at the Church {first day of summer} 02-03-587 Leave to go in search of the Snow Man.

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oh bless you

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Uh oh. Michael got germs :-( my sympathies. That's half the reason I'm still massking. I liked those 2 years of no cold or flu

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes!! glad it isn't just me!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I still mask up majority of places I go because I hate being sick

mharmon1 (Jericho): Spring, I have no idea how it happened. I work remotely (for the most part) haven' tbeen to a mine site in over 6 months, and literally haven't left my home in a week. How the F do you get the flu? It's...not possible! and yet, here I am . Weeps

seyfert (Vee Barlett): fomites

mharmon1 (Jericho): what the hell is a fomite?

mharmon1 (Jericho): wait, I dont' wanna know

springdew (Ratbone Carder): that's bizarre

wyjyoon (Temperance): Sounds like termite

seyfert (Vee Barlett): nope not bizarre but a highly overlooked way most diseases transmit

mharmon1 (Jericho): I guess I gott start masking up again

seyfert (Vee Barlett): like touching something before you touch your face

mharmon1 (Jericho): This abosultely sucks

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and you forget flu incubation period so who knows if you got it a week ago instead

GM: When I think about you I touch myself

mharmon1 (Jericho): Wait, I thought Flu virus couldn't stay without a host for that long

mharmon1 (Jericho): oh

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ewwwww bad bob

mharmon1 (Jericho): Bob, I love when you reference songs, but you are FORBIDDEN to reference that song

GM: LOL

seyfert (Vee Barlett): flu can absolutely incubate for a few days easy

mharmon1 (Jericho): well, good to know. I guess

seyfert (Vee Barlett): welcome to the world of diseases

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I can tell you plenty more but maybe not tonight

mharmon1 (Jericho): yeah...maybe not tonight. :)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): glad you're all able to join us this eveningQ!

mharmon1 (Jericho): what who is Q?

GM: Also please test your character sheets and party sheet for anything you normally use to make sure our extensions are working properly

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Anything we normally use, eh?

Vee Barlett: [INIT] [MOD:Dagger] [d10+2 = 12]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): stabbing works I'm good

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I did have a bunch of error messages when I logged in

Levi Reed: Smelting the dice down, forging new ones, and giving them a test roll! [10d4+10d6+10d8+10d10+10d12+10d20 = 320]

mharmon1 (Jericho): (what was that thing we tested a couple weeks ago and we couldn't find it on our character sheets?)

[TURN] Ratbone Carder

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Was it inventory? or something)

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [AC: 3 ] [d20+2 = 14]

GM: Chuckles with Carissa as Vee uses her dagger for Init

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Smelting works, I'm good

seyfert (Vee Barlett): it has a mind of its own

Ratbone Carder: i just re scaled so i can't see anything

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [AC: 11 ] [d20 = 6]

Temperance: Smelting the dice down, forging new ones, and giving them a test roll! [10d4+10d6+10d8+10d10+10d12+10d20 = 342]

mharmon1 (Jericho): I really like some of these enhancements bob. The controller build into the window will make it easier for on the go or travelling sessions

GM: yes

mharmon1 (Jericho): No mouse needed

springdew (Ratbone Carder): the wha?

GM: Up on your Icon bar there is a new Combat Tracker view also

mharmon1 (Jericho): Honestly, this is a cleaner interface over all. I like this a lot

springdew (Ratbone Carder): looking around for a controller

mharmon1 (Jericho): Bottom right on your map image window. Where we all are. Bottom right

wyjyoon (Temperance): Wait when did I get 250 pages of parchment?

Jericho: words hard

Jericho: [d100 = 27]

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Swimming [MOD:STR] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 2]

GM: Also View Mode Camera

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Probably from all that note-taking you do

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oh god. the ping is so cool

GM: puts you in and out of 2.5

GM: and did everyone see Michael's ping?

springdew (Ratbone Carder): My desktop is HEAVILY customized to work on a small laptop so nothing is where it is for everyone else

springdew (Ratbone Carder): ping what?

Ratbone Carder: where

wyjyoon (Temperance): I see circles on the map

mharmon1 (Jericho): Yes

GM: On the map I can see several people pinging

wyjyoon (Temperance): Is that what it is

GM: yes

mharmon1 (Jericho): I'm spamming ping sorry

wyjyoon (Temperance): Ok cool beans

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Oh i had to close the map to see the chat

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Does it make a noise?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): you know kind of related, I meant to say I don't know where lasso is as I meant to put it on my sheet but it's not there

mharmon1 (Jericho): On the map window, there is now a built in toggle toolbar, shows most features

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oh my god. I did token view. I'm in a Windows 95 Video Game Tanks

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): cool

mharmon1 (Jericho): Those pixels, my god

mharmon1 (Jericho): I gotta import this into VR station

mharmon1 (Jericho): Also, now I see my image up close, I gotta get a new picture because I am LOW RES

GM: LOL

mharmon1 (Jericho): Vees is badass

mharmon1 (Jericho): holy shit

GM: It will also be very good when you are standing back in the hallway and want to shoot an arrow at the bad guys and can see all the people standing in your way

GM: we will do more with these over the next few months

seyfert (Vee Barlett): she is btu what?

mharmon1 (Jericho): In all honesty, that is a benefit I thought right now

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): it seems only give me point of view from Ratbone

GM: but that was the huge update that broke a lot of things

GM: Also there is a new effect to highlight when you target yourself

GM: that confused a lot of people

mharmon1 (Jericho): If we could alternate between pictures of our characters, and "life-like" sizing, that would be even better because we could "gauge" if we had room to shoot as well. I expect that'll come along shortly after this update

mharmon1 (Jericho): like a amiibo instead of our portrait

mharmon1 (Jericho): token

mharmon1 (Jericho): that's the word

GM: At some point people think that the Hero Forge images will work

GM: Months not soon

mharmon1 (Jericho): Bob, if I didn't feel so god awful, I would be singing you praises at how cool this is

GM: It is not me, I just pay for it

mharmon1 (Jericho): Bob, thank you for paying fo rit

GM: grins

GM: I am glad to

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I gave up my HeroForge Pro account earlier this year, I wasn't playing with it much anymore. :(

mharmon1 (Jericho): Also, Rothuss smug grin is bothering me...

GM: I am almost 1,000 extensions now

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): *smugs towards Jericho*

mharmon1 (Jericho): Good god. You gotta go present to those D&D conferences like Midwest Gaming Classic

mharmon1 (Jericho): You would be so popular

'springdew' disconnected

mharmon1 (Jericho): Call it Library Outreach

mharmon1 (Jericho): Cough

'springdew' connected

GM: I did do that at GenCon one year

mharmon1 (Jericho): You record it?

GM: Presented about gaming in libraries

GM: nah

mharmon1 (Jericho): You kind of inspired me you know bob :) Richfield has such a small library, but I sent them an invitation to setup a vr station and 3d print station to show the stuff you talk about

GM: Did anyone have any objections to the training list I put here in chat and on the site?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Waiting to hear back

GM: Good

mharmon1 (Jericho): None from me

seyfert (Vee Barlett): it involved dates and math so by default I agree with them

mharmon1 (Jericho): snort

mharmon1 (Jericho): agreed

GM: Excellent, I now have control over your bank account

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I'm still debating what Rothuss is going to train, but since it's many weeks until he's done with his thief training, I've got time. Unless you're planning to click off a lot of time

GM: Not clicking off time, you are traveling to the Snow Man and he will accelerate yoru training

mharmon1 (Jericho): He's a training guru

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yeah but after we agree to what...?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): your banking details

GM: She understands

GM: and HAH

mharmon1 (Jericho): *laughs at Carissa

seyfert (Vee Barlett): guess y'all will never train then :P

mharmon1 (Jericho): wait I thought it was a given at this point

mharmon1 (Jericho): if we aint spending money

mharmon1 (Jericho): then....

mharmon1 (Jericho): Although, frankly I thought this WAS part of a favor owed to us...

seyfert (Vee Barlett): the favor was giving us his contact info

wyjyoon (Temperance): A favor within a favor?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oh my god no way

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol

GM: Training Temperance in 2nd level spells?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): church can't force him to train us (probably)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): but we did get a letter so it might be discount or something

mharmon1 (Jericho): no, but it's good at manipulating people into doing things for them

mharmon1 (Jericho): :D

mharmon1 (Jericho): The mark of a good storytelling

mharmon1 (Jericho): You will do this...or ELSE

mharmon1 (Jericho): except they leave that part quiet

mharmon1 (Jericho): :)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Temp got training in two weeks so that was actually a pretty good deal to be fair

mharmon1 (Jericho): Eh, at this point I doubt bob will intentionally screw us over unless we are dumb, so yeah we are likley getting a good deal here

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I mean yes, the church absolutely can and might but, well, they ARE in charge and we're still nobodies so kinda expected

mharmon1 (Jericho): One day, we shall be bodies

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

mharmon1 (Jericho): important and respected bodies

wyjyoon (Temperance): Let's hope we don't become cadavers before then

mharmon1 (Jericho): Or only temporary cadavers

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I love the optimism going on tonight

GM: See the Meme channel

mharmon1 (Jericho): but then we'll owe funeral home loans, rather then student loans

mharmon1 (Jericho): Seriously, what a racket for a coffin. Just throw me in the fire and call it good

seyfert (Vee Barlett): that costs money too

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and pollution

mharmon1 (Jericho): 100 vs. 10,000

seyfert (Vee Barlett): 100? I highly recommend you don't get your cremation off Craiglist. It ain't gonna go well.

GM: LOL

wyjyoon (Temperance): Craigslist offers cremation?

mharmon1 (Jericho): I just did this planning. I'm sure the pollution can't be worse then filling me with chemicals (no really, it was honest to god 100 with the government assitance for my grandfather)

mharmon1 (Jericho): and then takin gup valuable real estate

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol don't get me wrong, I'm all for other methods besides burial/preservation but it isn't super cheap, lol

mharmon1 (Jericho): (sorry, split thoughts there)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): whatever that word is.... I can't remember EMBALMING there we go

seyfert (Vee Barlett): just compost me, that's fun

GM: Mulch

mharmon1 (Jericho): Honestly, if it would bankrumpt my family, feed me to the dogs. Seriously, don't both me. I'm dead

mharmon1 (Jericho): There you go bob

GM: so ready?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): mulch? noooo that's not going to decompose anything properly

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and the biohazard??

mharmon1 (Jericho): We can speed it along with the ol'e woodchipper. They could even film it for a movie, that way my family gets PAID for it

GM: nice

mharmon1 (Jericho): :D

mharmon1 (Jericho): I'm wacked out of my mind. I'm sorry

seyfert (Vee Barlett): to be fair, that is a valid way to compost but it is MESSY

mharmon1 (Jericho): I'll be quiet for a while

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and not great PR

GM: Wendy you feel comfortable with your new spells? ;P

wyjyoon (Temperance): Um... maaayyybe?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I think Michael might be on a high from his meds. ;)

wyjyoon (Temperance): I'll have to use them first

mharmon1 (Jericho): :)

GM: so unless you want to RP the start of Summer Holiday celebrations

GM: That next morning

Vee Barlett: is drunk

Vee Barlett: is hungover

Ingrid Eichler: HELLO

Vee Barlett: SHUT UP.

Ingrid Eichler: (yes very loudly)

Ingrid Eichler: HOW ARE YOU TODAY!

Vee Barlett: BETTER BEFORE YA OPENED YER YAPPER.

Levi Reed: why are you screaming

Vee Barlett: throws her pillow over her head

Ingrid Eichler: I HEAR YOU ARE GOING UPHILL

Rothuss Carder: sleeps soundly.

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Rminder that I am working, so I'll be vanishing whenever there is a ticket or incident or whatever.

Jericho: Winces

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): just mark yourself AFK whenever so we know and can skip you. :)

Ingrid Eichler: YOU WILL BE TRAVELING

Vee Barlett: YES NOW SHUT IT.

Temperance: flinches at the volume of the voice

Ingrid Eichler: GOOD

Ingrid Eichler: I HAVE PEOPLE FOR YOU TO TAKE

Jericho: Ingrid, If you tell me in a normal voice I'd be happy to translate to vee later

Rothuss Carder: rolls over in his sleep.

Vee Barlett: FINE! WE'LL SEE THEM AT BREAKFAST NOW GO AWAY!

Ingrid Eichler: THIS IS MY NORMAL VOICE, I AM HAPPY TO MEET YOU

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oh dear gods

Vee Barlett: AT LEAST ONE OF US IS.

Jericho: Oh dear gods

Ingrid Eichler: HAVE YOU BEEN UPHILL BEFORE

Jericho: whispers

Levi Reed: She's like that... remember that girl we met?

Levi Reed: Beth?

Vee Barlett: N

springdew (Ratbone Carder): I would be AFKing constantly

Jericho: No, but we've been underhill before

Vee Barlett: *NO

Jericho: get it?

Jericho: smiles softly

Ingrid Eichler: HAH HAH HAH MANY SAY I AM TOO QUIET

Vee Barlett: THEY'RE IDIOTS OR LIARS

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Many what? Kettle drum players?

Vee Barlett: gives up on sleep and gets up

Ingrid Eichler: I TAKE CARE OF THE DRUMS

Vee Barlett: WHERE IS THE COFFEE??

Ingrid Eichler: WE SIGNAL WHAT IS HAPPENING OVER THE HILLS

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Called it

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oh no. I hope she's not going deaf from tinitus

mharmon1 (Jericho): I feel so bad now :(

Vee Barlett: WONDERFUL GREAT WHERE IS THE COFFEEE????

User has gone AFK. (springdew)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Michael, it's not real, it's ok

Ingrid Eichler: TEA IS IN THE DINING HALL

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): You don't have to feel bad for her

mharmon1 (Jericho): I'm sorry, i'm emotional now for stupid reasons

Vee Barlett: grumbles and pushes past to the dining hall

Ingrid Eichler: I NEED YOU TO BE QUIET

Ingrid Eichler: YOU SHOULD NOT WAKE THE OTHERS

Vee Barlett: calls back, "YOU FIRST."

Temperance: trails after Vee to get some tea

GM: Vee and Temperance go out to find it is pitch dark, before dawn

Vee Barlett: grumbles AND curses

GM: As you go to the kitchen you see a young acolyte starting the fires and putting water on to heat

Levi Reed: You know what? She might be my least favorite person ever

Vee Barlett: Ain't it dawn yet??

User is back. (springdew)

Adhita Vegne: Sorry Mamn, no it is not

Adhita Vegne: That is in another hour or so

Vee Barlett: screams internally

mharmon1 (Jericho): Pulls out a flask and hands it to Vee

Jericho: Pulls out a flask and hands it to Vee

Adhita Vegne: Up here the sun does not come over the mountain until later in the day

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Mini's on his way

Jericho: Gutrot. Go crazy

Vee Barlett: Bring me the tea when it's ready, yeah? I'm gonna go lay my head down on the table until then.

Jericho: Let me know the flavor

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (Jericho is still in the bedroom - only Vee and Temp left for kitchens :P)

Adhita Vegne: Did you want breakfast?

Vee Barlett: BRing that too, yeah.

mharmon1 (Jericho): (oh cries. I'm sorry)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (sigh)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (lol it's fine just saying why she's ignoring you, lol)

Temperance: That would be nice, thank you.

Adhita Vegne: I do not know who is on egg duty this morning

Adhita Vegne: but I can find out when they will be cooking

Vee Barlett: Don't matter. Just bring me food and tea when it's ready. Got it?

Adhita Vegne: Yes Mamn

Adhita Vegne: I heard you are going uphill today

Vee Barlett: turns around, finds a table, and lays her head down to snooze.

Vee Barlett: screams internally again

Vee Barlett: Yeah, what about it?

Adhita Vegne: That is a brave thing

Adhita Vegne: even in the summer

Vee Barlett: Why? 'Cause of selkies and sirens?

Adhita Vegne: I hope you do good

Temperance: raises an eyebrow in intrigue

Adhita Vegne: Oh you know

Adhita Vegne: then I guess you will be ok

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (p.s jericho CAN come out to breakfast)

Vee Barlett: Is it sirens OR selkies OR both?

Vee Barlett: raises head a little in interest

Adhita Vegne: And abomidable snowmen

Vee Barlett: Where's Levi? He'd wanna hear about those.

Vee Barlett: But I don't. Tell me about the selkies and sirens.

Jericho: Emerges blearly, hungry, grumpy, and wiggling his ears with his index finger

Adhita Vegne: I can go get the eggs for you

Jericho: What about selkies and sirens?

Temperance: flips open a page, but cannot see because it's too dark

Adhita Vegne: They live in lakes

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Levi has passed back out

Vee Barlett: But is it both??

Vee Barlett: They ain't the same thing.

Adhita Vegne: Both of them live in lakes is what I was told as a child

Vee Barlett: What warnin' do you get to know they near?

Adhita Vegne: I heard you just get charmed and are never heard from again

Adhita Vegne: my father said his father was lost that way

Vee Barlett: No warnin? Headless fish? Torn nets? Screechin?

Ingrid Eichler: ARE WE READY TO START THE PACKING?

Jericho: Oh no

Jericho: Oh no

Vee Barlett: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE.

Temperance: flinches at the sound and fumbles with her collection of parchment

Ingrid Eichler: WE SHOULD GET EVERYTHING ON THE ... DO YOU HAVE A CART?

'JtomTMO' connected

Vee Barlett: WE HAVE A MULE.

Ingrid Eichler: NORMALLY WE LOAD WAGONS

Ingrid Eichler: AHH GOOD,

Ingrid Eichler: I HOPE IT IS A BIG ONE

Jericho: Vee, do you think we can heal her ears?

Jericho: Is that even possible?

Jericho: She might talk softer

Vee Barlett: Hey, acolyte. Give me a BIG cup of tea. Gonna need it all.

Temperance: I think she might re-damage them again...

Vee Barlett: Hell if I care anymore.

Jericho: Not for the duration of our trip thoguh

Jericho: Grumbles

Adhita Vegne: I will be back with that

Vee Barlett: YOU AIN'T GOIN' WITH US YEAH?

Ingrid Eichler: I WANT TO

Ingrid Eichler: BUT I MIGHT NEED TO STAY HERE

Ingrid Eichler: WAITING TO SEE

Vee Barlett: There. She ain't so we're fine.

Ingrid Eichler: I HAVE NOT BEEN UPHILL IN TWO YEARS

Vee Barlett: YOU SHOULD STAY AND PROTECT THIS PLACE.

Ingrid Eichler: THE SNOW IS PRETTY

Vee Barlett: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

Jericho: Hey the more the merrier if you ask me. But if we heal her ears, she might know a bit to help us Vee

Ingrid Eichler: I AM INGRID

Jericho: And be quieter in the process

Vee Barlett: INGRID. COOL.

GM: also WELCOME Jtom

Vee Barlett: ARE YOU A GUIDE? YOU GOOD WITH WEAPONS? OR JUST TALK LOUD?

GM: grins

Ingrid Eichler: I AM GOOD WITH DRUMS AND MESSAGES

Jericho: Jericho rolls a check to diagnose her hearing issues and maybe cast an orison to heal. After he obtains consent of course.

Vee Barlett: Yeah, ain't sure we need this liability.

Jericho: [SKILL] Healing [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 17) [SUCCESS by 14] [d20 = 3]

Jericho: [SKILL] Diagnostics [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 18) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 7]

mharmon1 (Jericho): Is this possible?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Or beyond what he can manage

GM: Yes to hearing loss but no to orison being a way to heal, that would be a cure deafness spell or heal injury

Temperance: thinks about whether loud noise could serve as a good distraction during combat

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Curedeafness is a spell? Wow. This is a specialized injury. So, is Heal injury father along the spell path? I don't remember seeing one like that)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (we're hitting the road today)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (just a thought before you use spells on an NPC we might not encounter again)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (I know, was just trying to be my normal do-gooder)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Cure Deafness and Cure Blindness are both individual spells

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Deafness is a spell, but the opposite of it cures it

mharmon1 (Jericho): (I'm very sad for her at the moment)

Adhita brings back a plate of breakfast for each of you

Vee Barlett: I'm gonna need more tea. Thanks, though, I guess.

Adhita Vegne: here you go

Vee Barlett: Who you?

Adhita Vegne: I am Adhita

Adhita Vegne: Just an acolyte, no circles yet

Temperance: Thank you, and I'll have to agree with more tea.

Vee Barlett: When ya get those?

Adhita Vegne: When I show that I can cast a spell

Vee Barlett: How long that take?

Adhita Vegne: I hope to be blessed soon

Adhita Vegne: It is in the Gods hands

mharmon1 (Jericho): Who's your diety you worship?

Vee Barlett: Hmm, that's why I ain't a priest. I like being in control of my own destiny.

Jericho: Who's your diety you worship?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Or are you a visitor?

Jericho: Or are you a visitor?

Adhita Vegne: I like them all, they all seem friendly and helpful

Jericho: Smiles

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): She's at the church, surely someone can heal her deafness if she wants it

Jericho: Smiles

mharmon1 (Jericho): (But at what cost)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (As Czarissa would point out :) )

Vee Barlett: You from these parts?

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Carissa)

Adhita Vegne: Oh no

mharmon1 (Jericho): (sorry)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Zarissa

User has gone AFK. (Master TMO)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Czar-issa isn't wrong, exactly... lol

Adhita Vegne: My family grew up down hill near the coast

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Czar of Issa

Vee Barlett: Where abouts?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Shes the Czar of the Issa warship

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Adhita Vegne: The Isle of Corrin

Vee Barlett: Oh, nice. But why come on land?

Vee Barlett: It's so far... inland here.

User has gone AFK. (LemonyLemon)

Adhita Vegne: I wanted to see why the mountains sparkled

seyfert (Vee Barlett): pollution

GM: LOL

Vee Barlett: Eh, guess that makes sense, but sea sparkles too...

Adhita Vegne: But you see that every day

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sea ha

Vee Barlett: And it's pretty each time.

Adhita Vegne: I will see that again some day

Adhita Vegne: After I learn how to use spells

Vee Barlett: That's what I keep tellin' myself the longer I am away from it...

Vee Barlett: So you just gonna...wait until the gods bless ya? Can't do anything to speed it up?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Hello everone, sorry I'm late

seyfert (Vee Barlett): hi mini!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Hi JTom!

Adhita Vegne: If I serve the church faithfully I have been told that I will be blessed if they see me worthwhile

mharmon1 (Jericho): So...cult

mharmon1 (Jericho): this is a cult

Vee Barlett: Ah, there's the catch. Anyways is one, yeah?

GM: A cult that Jericho and Temperance are part of, they were blessed, Vee, Levi, etc were not they were shunned by the gods

seyfert (Vee Barlett): think Vee shunned them first :P

GM: If you look at it from that point of view

mharmon1 (Jericho): (they were!?)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (oh my god)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (No religious people does not mean shunned)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (or am I just confused)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol no it's just a point of view

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Hi JTom!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and rangers do get spells later so they'll be un-shunned if they hit that point

Ingrid Eichler: YOUR MULE IS NICE

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL Carissa

'e2wolfe' connected

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Well thank the gods they shunned me, I don't want to be in this cult

Ingrid Eichler: THEY BIT ME TO WELCOME ME

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol Lemon :)

Vee Barlett: ARE YOU A GOBLIN?

GM: and welcome Eric

GM: Or Welcome Back

mharmon1 (Jericho): I'm pretty religious, but man this sounds more like a cult every session. A really big one with lots of power from Dieties :)

mharmon1 (Jericho): Also, Hi eric!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): nah no different than many other churchs

wyjyoon (Temperance): Hello Eric!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Hello!

Claudius : Hi everyone!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): hello again!

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Hi Wolfe!

mharmon1 (Jericho): I mean, this isn't yet that Televangilist one yet, but may yet get there

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol

GM: Someone can help Eric with the chat protocols, etc

GM: IC and OOC

GM: BUT

seyfert (Vee Barlett): one of the not chatty ones can

Ingrid Eichler: CLAUDIUS

Ingrid Eichler: DO YOU HAVE THE CHILD?

Vee Barlett: Gods how does anyone sleep with her around here??

Claudius : Of course!

Ingrid Eichler: GOIOD

Ingrid Eichler: YOU ARE GOING UPHILL SOON

mharmon1 (Jericho): OOC, just type but hit ALT before you hit Enter. IC, just type as normal. To signifiy you are doing an action, Hit CTRL before hitting enter

Ingrid Eichler: THESE NICE PEOPLE WILL BE WITH YOU

Vee Barlett: WHAT?

Ingrid Eichler: THEY ARE BRAVE ADVENTURERS AND CAN SAVE YOU FROM MONSTERS

e2wolfe (Claudius ): Thanks

Vee Barlett: WHO THE HELL IS HE AND WHY WOULD WE?

Ingrid Eichler: CLAUDIUS IS TAKING THE CHILD TO THE SNOW MAN

Ingrid Eichler: YOU ARE TAKING HIM TO THE SNOW MAN

Ingrid Eichler: HAVE A GOOD TRIP

Ingrid Eichler: I HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE DRUMS

Vee Barlett: WE AIN'T TAKIN' NO FUCKIN' CHILD WITH US?

Claudius : That is what I'm getting paid for.

Vee Barlett: screams internally yet again

Levi Reed: stumbles down to breakfast as she says the thing about the child

GM: And the dining hall is quiet except for your group now

Levi Reed: I did not sign up for that!

Claudius : Or at least that's what the church wanted...

Vee Barlett: turns glare from Ingrid to Claudius.

Vee Barlett: Who are you.

Jericho: hey man, just answer honestly and she won't shank you

Vee Barlett: I am NOT a mornin' person and I am this close to shankin' someone.

Jericho: exactly

Jericho: poitns

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): lol

Levi Reed: What child?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol

springdew (Ratbone Carder): To clarify, hold down Alt while pressing Enter to talk out of character. Hold down Ctrl while pressing Enter to create an action

Vee Barlett: Might be you. Might be Jericho. Might be Levi. Might be myself at this point.

Claudius : Just someone sent to do a job mate

springdew (Ratbone Carder): If you just press Alt it won't help

Vee Barlett: What job involves a kid??

e2wolfe (Claudius ): how do you emote

seyfert (Vee Barlett): hold ctrl

Temperance: Then we might have to use a healing spell or bind wounds and that's... a lot of work before a trip.

Jericho: Body Guard?

Levi Reed: There a town up there or something?

Claudius : A delivery job

Levi Reed: Why's a kid going?

Jericho: Delivery Job?

springdew (Ratbone Carder): type your emote, hold down Ctrl, then press Enter to emote

Jericho: Face Darkens

Vee Barlett: And church said you goin' with us??

Levi Reed: If you're selling it up there, I"ll shank you right here myself

Claudius : shrugs

Jericho: As in....human transport?

springdew (Ratbone Carder): :-)

Jericho: Points at Levi

Jericho: I'll join you

Claudius : Yep thats what they wanted me to do. I'm wrapping up my debt with them

Jericho: Oh my gods

Vee Barlett: Guys, church is a lot of things but ain't thinkin' they into child slaver. Calm it.

Jericho: Who DOESN"T owe a debt to thhe chuch vee?

Vee Barlett: Well fuck. Fine. But I ain't doin' ANY babysittin' got it? That's for you and whoever you sucker into it.

Claudius : Sure mate that's fine with me

Ratbone Carder: i'll help!

Levi Reed: The church runs this whole island, and several others besides. Probably everyone owes them something

Vee Barlett: There. Got ya sucker.

Jericho: is it....a well behvaed chile?

Jericho: *child

Ratbone Carder: i like kids. kids are fun

Levi Reed: Is it human?

Vee Barlett: grumbles and eats her breakfast

Lirtimya: Gets up and walks over

Temperance: reaches for her tea and sips

Claudius : Its just a two year old... So far its caused me no trouble

Vee Barlett: You know anythin' about these parts?

Jericho: Oh. Okay. I'll help as best can

Levi Reed: I'm not changing diapers

Jericho: Shrugs

Vee Barlett: Man, I'm surrounded by suckers... guess that works for you. Claudius, was it?

Jericho: I don't mind that part

Ratbone Carder: coward

Lirtimya: Good morning

Jericho: As long as it's not swearing at me, I'm pretty chill

Jericho: Morning LIrt!

Vee Barlett: That's my job.

Jericho: Meet Caludius

Ratbone Carder: Vee, Levi is the coward. You have sensible boundaries.

Jericho: Snickers at Vee

Temperance: With luck, the child might learn some.

Jericho: Yes it is!

Levi Reed: It's only two... can it even talk?

Claudius : Pleasure is all mine

Lirtimya: Caludius?

Jericho: The day you aren't swearing at SOMEONE will be the day we know you've been replaced by an imposter

Lirtimya: Nice to meet you

Vee Barlett: Fine. Sit down. Eat food. I ain't got any say here so might as well play nice.

Vee Barlett: Just call me Vee. Ain't need to know more than that.

Claudius : nods

Claudius : Fair Vee

Vee Barlett: Y'all be nice and introducer yerselves.

Vee Barlett: I ain't yer keeper.

Levi Reed: She's definitely not fair

Levi Reed: I'm Levi

Temperance: puts her tea down.

Vee Barlett: Some think I am.

Temperance: Call me Temperance.

Ratbone Carder: Sweeping bow

Claudius : I'm Claudius. I'm on a delivery job for the church. TURNS TO SHOW BABY. Gotta get this fella to the snow man.

springdew (Ratbone Carder): whoops

Ratbone Carder: Sweeping bow

Ratbone Carder: Ratbone Carder, entertainer extraordinarie

Vee Barlett: She good with kids.

Temperance: blinks at the child.

Temperance: Hello, baby.

Lirtimya: Lirtimya

Jericho: I'm Jericho. Uptight asshole to some, warmer to others

Levi Reed: What is the snowman going to do with it?

Jericho: According to vee

Vee Barlett: Maybe feed it to an abominal snowman.

Ratbone Carder: That knucklehead over there is Rothuss Carder, my brother

Jericho: Jesus Vee

Jericho: Its just a kid

Vee Barlett: shrugs

Ratbone Carder: Wait, what? Seriously is the baby a sacrifice?

Vee Barlett: Apparently they live up there. Dunno what it is. Levi might. He can correct me.

Ratbone Carder: Or getting adopted or what?

Vee Barlett: Nah, this church too goody two shoes for that.

Vee Barlett: Or at least I think it is.... might surprise us.

Jericho: With all the selkie talkes, see if it changes shape in water

Levi Reed: Nah, abominables only eat you if you bother them. Mostly eat yaks and things like that

Jericho: Snickers

Vee Barlett: Somehow not surprised you DO know what that is...

Vee Barlett: mutters

Claudius : Hey i'm just trying to pay off my debt so I can get on living. I gotta get this fella to the snowman. I assume its just some dumb knickname. You guys know where to find him? The faster I get get this thing unloaded the better..

Vee Barlett: Some dude about two or three days walk from here.

Vee Barlett: Hmm, well some "contact" I should say.

Levi Reed: shouts "EXCUSE ME! CHURCH PEOPLE! I HAVE MORE QUESTIONS BEFORE WE GO!"

Vee Barlett: We headin' that way. All I know.

Jericho: Did he just refer to a toddler as a "thing" whispers to Levi

Temperance: I believe they drew us a map.

Levi Reed: replies to Jericho "What else are you supposed to call it?"

Claudius : Its just a package mate... Cant get attached to a job

Vee Barlett: Can ya fight?

Levi Reed: I'm not going anywhere with that thing until I know what they plan to do with it

Claudius : smiles "I know my way around a blade" taps his two rapiers

Vee Barlett: Good. Then don't mind ya taggin' along.

Temperance: rummages around her bag for the copy of the map the Priestess drew.

Claudius : bows to vee Many thanks

Vee Barlett: We got enough squishes so that's a relief.

Jericho: So uh

Jericho: Caludius

Jericho: Does it have a name?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Escort quests are the worrrrrrst. In every game ever invented.

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Don't get me started Lemon)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): full agree

mharmon1 (Jericho): (I once wrote an essay on that)

Levi Reed: gets up and leaves to go find the church people

Levi Reed: INGRIDDDDDDDDD

Adhita Vegne: Did you need more breakfast?

Levi Reed: I need to know what's going to happen to this baby

Adhita Vegne: What baby?

Levi Reed: The baby this guy is making us bring up the hill

Claudius : Nope no name was given. Just give him to the snow man

Jericho: uh

Jericho: I'm with Levi

Temperance: If we name it we might get attached.

Adhita Vegne: That sounds like he is delivering a baby

Jericho: What for?

Levi Reed: Yeah but what's going to happen to it when it gets there

Adhita Vegne: But that looks bigger than a baby

Adhita Vegne: My little sister was way bigger than that

Levi Reed: Not the point right now

Adhita Vegne: I do not know

Vee Barlett: Oh, it like them spawn pools??

Claudius : Its just a package people. Think of it as a puppy.... that may help

Levi Reed: Well can you find me someone who knows?

Vee Barlett: They raise 'em up there then transfer them elsewhere?

Adhita Vegne: I think they are on a retreat

Adhita Vegne: the top floor is closed

Levi Reed: Not anymore

Adhita Vegne: all the priestesses and priests are up there

Levi Reed: How do I get up there?

Jericho: Uh Claudius? Not offense buddy, but that is a..you know...living thing?

Adhita Vegne: You can't it is locked

Vee Barlett: Levi, calm yer shit. If it's bad, you can fix it when we get there, but if it IS bad ya think it's any better to leave it here?

Levi Reed: Rothuss, you got lockpicking skills?

Jericho: Actually Levi...I'm with Vee

Jericho: That's logical

Temperance: Wait, let's take a step back from this.

Levi Reed: At least here I know it'll just grow up to be like Jericho or Temperance, and not get fed to a chupacabra

Jericho: ...quite a leap, but okay?

Vee Barlett: No, you don'tknow that. You don't know they wouldn't find another to take it.

Vee Barlett: So take it with us now if ya gonna worry then you can find a solution if ya need.

Jericho: I mean we can have Vee shank the dude if he's sketchy as fuck

Vee Barlett: I ain't your shanker. I shank who I want.

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Lol, I know you're trying to just hurry up and move the story along, but I do NOT like this. IC or OOC.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol and trying to reassure you IC and OOC :P

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Just call me Karen and get me the manager

mharmon1 (Jericho): (I don't either, but what are we going to do, burn down the temple to force them out?)

GM: Eric stepped away from the screen FYI he just texted

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): If I have to!

GM: He will be back

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Also bob, I kinda agree. I draw some iffy lines around Human Trafficking you kno?)

Vee Barlett: Levi, we gonna do this.

Levi Reed: attempts to find the way upstairs

Vee Barlett: You ain't convincin' high priestess otherwise.

Vee Barlett: Don't make me tackle you.

Levi Reed: Look, all they gotta do is tell me the baby isn't going to be hurt, and I'm in

Jericho: Shrugs

Jericho: Walks with Levi

Jericho: Walks with Levi

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Or sapient trafficking. Don't really care what species

Vee Barlett: OH for fuck's sake. Y'all ask too many questions and worry too much.

mharmon1 (Jericho): sentient? sapient? whatev, we get it :D

Vee Barlett: Just ask when we get there.

GM: There is no easy way up to the church area

Vee Barlett: They sendin' the thing one way or another, yeah?

GM: you could fight the guards, or you can go out and try to climb the cliffs

Temperance: seats herself at the dining table and sips her tea.

GM: and points to Vee

Vee Barlett: Don't piss off the church when we already got a deal with 'em.

Levi Reed: Fine, but if ANYTHING seems suspicious about it when we get there, I'm shanking everything and coming back

Jericho: Look Levi, I get it. If it looks sketchy, we'll jump the snowman. Easier to escape with the kid away from all these people right?

Levi Reed: With the baby

Jericho: I'll be the first at your side

Vee Barlett: I ain't gonna be yer alibi but don't jump to conclusions, yeah? We find out when we get there.

Levi Reed: I don't like babies but I dont' want them eaten by chupacabras either

Vee Barlett: This a church of... transferrance of some sort. Gorby. They do the whole life cycle thing. I'm sure it's fine.

Levi Reed: What's a gorby

Jericho: Levi, I have severe reservations about this, but I'm almost 95 percent positive, they aren' toging to feed a child to a Chupacabra. Gross Incompetence they are familiar with, human sacrifices a little less

Vee Barlett: One of them goddesses.

Temperance: Gorby is the deity the high priestess serves.

Levi Reed: Ok but I don't know man... there was some suspicious shit going on with that stolen stamp

Vee Barlett: That the Temple. This a church.

Levi Reed: I'm just saying, sometimes they do shady stuff

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Also guys, I love you to tears, but I'm really having rouble staying awake. I'm so sorry, but I think i'm going to go to bed and try and breath)

Vee Barlett: Well yeah, duh. That's the world.

Levi Reed: Maybe I'm exaggerating a little when I say eaten by a chupacabra but... not by that much

seyfert (Vee Barlett): night! feel better soon

wyjyoon (Temperance): Rest well, Michael! Feel better soon!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Goodnight, feel better!

GM: Have a good night and weekend Michael

springdew (Ratbone Carder): gnite michael!

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Goodnight

mharmon1 (Jericho): sorry ic oudln't stay longer, I'm just fading. Night all hugs and love you. Great plot start bob :)

'mharmon1' disconnected

Vee Barlett: Don't know how ya jumpin' to these conclusions. Go eat breakfast.

Temperance: The tea is going to get cold.

Levi Reed: What do babies eat?

Vee Barlett: shrugs

Avdotya Mirny: Excuse me

Vee Barlett: Ask the babysitter. I ain't one.

Vee Barlett: Yeah?

Avdotya Mirny: Hello?

Levi Reed: I'll take tea if I have to, but don't they have any coffee around here?

Vee Barlett: Who you?

Temperance: turns around at the new voice.

Avdotya Mirny: I am Ms Mirny

Vee Barlett: Cool. Whatcha want?

Avdotya Mirny: Did I hear you say you are going uphill?

Ratbone Carder: Babies eat rice that's been boiled to hell

Levi Reed: Are you a nanny?

Vee Barlett: What about it?

Ratbone Carder: also milk

Ratbone Carder: also stewed fruit

Avdotya Mirny: I was hoping to go uphill too

Avdotya Mirny: but I am afraid to go alone

Ratbone Carder: and boiled vegetables

Vee Barlett: so. much. internal. screaming.

Levi Reed: So we gotta stop and boil crap on the way? How long did they say this walk was?

Vee Barlett: Apparently everyone wants to go uphill this mornin'

Avdotya Mirny: I can pay

Vee Barlett: Why you wanna go? What can you do?

Temperance: Two to three days of walking, I believe.

Avdotya Mirny: a little at least

Vee Barlett: How much?

Ratbone Carder: we can probably dissolver our hard tack in water, just as good

Avdotya Mirny: 1 gold

Vee Barlett: You cook? Fish? Babysit?

Avdotya Mirny: I can

Vee Barlett: Hmm....

Levi Reed: If you can babysit, you can come for free

Avdotya Mirny: I mean I can cook, and babysit

Levi Reed: Hell, I'll pay YOU a gold

Vee Barlett: Levi shut it.

Avdotya Mirny: really?

Vee Barlett: NO.

Vee Barlett: 1 gold.

Vee Barlett: And you help cook and babysit.

Avdotya Mirny: Yes Mamn

Avdotya Mirny: Miss?

Vee Barlett: Vee. Nice meetin' ya, I hope.

Avdotya Mirny: What

Avdotya Mirny: I mean Yes Miss Vee

Vee Barlett: The rest of y'all can introduce yerselves as you want. Again, I ain't yer keeper

Levi Reed: whispers to Avdotya "When she's not around, I'll give you a gold."

Levi Reed: Levi

Avdotya Mirny: My family never let me go anywhere

Vee Barlett: Why not?

Avdotya Mirny: So when I had the chance to go I left

Temperance: I go by Temperance. It's a pleasure.

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Lol, please tell me this annoying soul is Vee's first henchman :P

Vee Barlett: stabbing hand twitches for some unknown reason at Levi's whisper

Avdotya Mirny: They wanted me to stay and marry Tom

Vee Barlett: You don't wanna?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): It's always Tom's fault

Avdotya Mirny: But I wanted to travel'

Vee Barlett: Tom a good man or not?

Avdotya Mirny: I never wanted to marry

Temperance: hums in understanding.

Avdotya Mirny: I guess he is good

Vee Barlett: Cheers!

Avdotya Mirny: But he is not what I want

Vee Barlett: Independent woman. I like that.

Avdotya Mirny: Thank you Miss Vee

springdew (Ratbone Carder): so happy to not be a marriage promoting cleric this time

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I'm back, sorry for being so long. Anything I need to know to get caught up?

Avdotya Mirny: But I just wanted to travel I never thought about being independent

Vee Barlett: Guess gives me more reason to be fine with ya comin'. Always think seein' the world is good.

Avdotya Mirny: and now I am alone and not sure that is a good thing

Vee Barlett: I love it. Well, until these dipshits stuck arund, but that's fine, too, I suppose.

wyjyoon (Temperance): So tl;dr, we came down to breakfast, Claudius is delivering a baby to the Snow Man, and Ms. Mirny wants to travel along.

Vee Barlett: It can be a good thing.

wyjyoon (Temperance): Sorry, *delivering a two year old

Avdotya Mirny: My family does charcoal

Avdotya Mirny: it is not exciting

Vee Barlett: Maybe you'll find somethin' more excitin' along the way.

Avdotya Mirny: That is what I wanted

Vee Barlett: Too much to hope you can fight?

Avdotya Mirny: but then only three days in I needed the church and now I need you

Avdotya Mirny: I can .... well, not really

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): are we in the orphan delivery business now?

Vee Barlett: sighs

Lirtimya: Adventure is usually more exciting than staying in one spot, you just need to find the adventures you like

Vee Barlett: Got a fighter and a squishy to cancel it out. Oh well

Avdotya Mirny: Oh that sounds lovely

wyjyoon (Temperance): Er, apparently so? Not sure what's the deal with the child, I guess we'll find out

Vee Barlett: Ever been on the sea?

Avdotya Mirny: No I hear it is horrible

Vee Barlett: makes a face

Vee Barlett: Whoever said that is horrible. A spite on them.

Avdotya Mirny: My Pa

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Yeah they won't tell us why we're delivering the kid

Temperance: The sea is just as eventful as traversing the land.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): is it still pre-dawn?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): BOB locked all the priests up somewhere that I can't get to when I tried to find out

Vee Barlett: I don't like cursin' anyone's Pa but... he sounds confused.

Avdotya Mirny: If it is an aventure them maybe I can do that after seeing snow

Vee Barlett: If you pull yer weigh, maybe.

Temperance: Always good to experience it yourself.

wyjyoon (Temperance): Brb, snack break

Lirtimya: The sea brings the best adventures, to me at least

Avdotya Mirny: I hear it is cold and wet

seyfert (Vee Barlett): this our Jilly for this adventure? :P

Vee Barlett: It's beautiful and full of possibilities.

Vee Barlett: Ain't ever know what's over the horizon and that's excitin'

Avdotya Mirny: See that is what I told Pa

Avdotya Mirny: the snow must be beautiful

Vee Barlett: Eh, nothin' prettier than the sea but guessin' we'll find out.

Vee Barlett: Well welcome aboard, I guess, Ms. Mirny. Getcha some breakfast. Think we headin' out today.

Levi Reed: Your name's Mirny?

Claudius : [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [AC: 11 ] [d20+3 = 9]

Avdotya Mirny: Miss Mirny yes

Avdotya Mirny: I ate early

Vee Barlett: Yer packed and ready to go when we is?

Avdotya Mirny: I was told to be ready in case anyone wanted to take me today

Avdotya Mirny: I have a bag outside

Levi Reed: You related to the Lemonshire Mirnys?

Vee Barlett: nodss

Avdotya Mirny: I do not know

Avdotya Mirny: Where is Lemonshire?

Levi Reed: Ehhh, nevermind

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): next to Limenton

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): lol

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): brb

User has gone AFK. (LemonyLemon)

GM: and we're working here in lemontown, but the've taken all the coke from the ground, and I won't be getting home today ay ay ay ay

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): don't know that one

GM: Allentown Billy Joel

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): ah

Avdotya Mirny: When are you leaving?

Avdotya Mirny: Do I need to get anything special?

Vee Barlett: A bit after light.

Avdotya Mirny: Oh that will be a while

Vee Barlett: curses

Avdotya Mirny: the sun does not come over the mountain for a couple of hours

Avdotya Mirny: But when you look back west you can see it sparkle on the water

wyjyoon (Temperance): (So leave sooner? Or wait for sunrise?)

springdew (Ratbone Carder): facepalm

Avdotya Mirny: You like that?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): well given the kidnappings were during the dark...

wyjyoon (Temperance): Fair point

springdew (Ratbone Carder): as someone who has lived in deep valleys, i promise you, there is light

Vee Barlett: That do sound pretty but I ain't sure the safety of travelin' when it's dark up here.

springdew (Ratbone Carder): existence of a mountain does not cause the night to drag on

GM: Just to be dim

Avdotya Mirny: I can go now

Vee Barlett: Fine. We'll go when we all ready, yeah? You can meet us by the mule.

Avdotya Mirny: Yes Miss Vee

Avdotya Mirny: Thank you

Vee Barlett: Thank me with gold when we hit the road.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): just remember, Bob lives in as complete an opposite of a mountain valley as is possible on this Earth

GM: This is also true

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): if he got any lower, he'd be under water

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol right? I'm on the side of a mountain, it doesn't do anything to light

GM: glub glub

wyjyoon (Temperance): Just keep swimming, just keep swimming

springdew (Ratbone Carder): for reals. i've been blessed to live in a lot of places

GM: Down where its wetter take it from me

springdew (Ratbone Carder): where Bob lives, if you get on a bridge you can see forever

GM: grins

GM: so setting out heading uphill

springdew (Ratbone Carder): i used to watch 4th of july in 5 towns from a bridge

seyfert (Vee Barlett): is eric alive?

GM: He is afk

GM: family thing

seyfert (Vee Barlett): k

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so he has the baby...right...? :P

seyfert (Vee Barlett): one round behind not a problem for us!

GM: LOL

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol

GM: Levi on diaper duty

GM: Everyone is at full Hit Points, full spells, etc

GM: One of the extensions is still broken so the NPC sheets are not doing great

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): lol, not a chance

GM: we do have one thing that the rest of you will have to deal with that sadly Michael is not here for

GM: Thuskar

GM: Is following you

GM: well following Jericho

seyfert (Vee Barlett): is he human or....?

GM: Mostly human

Vee Barlett: Can ya speak now,Thuskar?

GM: (Thuskar) Yessssss

GM: Sorry NPC sheets are broken

Vee Barlett: Why not stay here with yer friends? They be missin' you.

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): So we've acquired Thuskar, Claudius, Miss Mirny, AND a baby. What's next.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): don't tempt him

springdew (Ratbone Carder): a partridge in a pear tree

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): A parrot for Vee

Rothuss Carder: walks into the room yawning and rubbing his eyes.

springdew (Ratbone Carder): a hole in a log at the bottom of the sea

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ok but that sounds like an underwater adventure and 'm up for that

GM: (Thuskar) You sssssaved me, I neeeeed to heeeeelp

Vee Barlett: contemplates

Vee Barlett: You went through a lot, yeah? Would that make ya feel better?

Vee Barlett: 'Cause I'd think bein' around those close to you would, but I ai'nt you.

Rothuss Carder: looks about for food.

GM: (Thuskar) Yessssssss

Vee Barlett: sighs

Vee Barlett: How can ya help us?

GM: (Thuskar) Fiiiiiighttt

Vee Barlett: Fist? Knife? Or...?

GM: (Thuskar) holds up a sword

GM: Saber

Vee Barlett: Oh, nice! Look at the edge on that.

GM: (Thuskar) grunts

Vee Barlett: Mmkay. I'm fine with that. If you can hold yer own, then sure, I supposin' you can come.

GM: (Thuskar) Thankssssss

Vee Barlett: And I do kinda feel bad 'bout you... but don't tell them others I sometimes have feelings as it ain't a good look on me.

GM: (Thuskar) nods to Vee

Vee Barlett: Welcome aboard, Thuskar. Vee if'n ya didn't remember that.

Rothuss Carder: leaves the room again looking for food.

GM: (Thuskar) Veeeee

Levi Reed: Levi

Levi Reed: Thuskar, you can help us protect this baby yeah?

GM: (Thuskar) Leeeeeviiiii

Levi Reed: You know anything about the snowman?

Temperance: Call me Temperance. It's a pleasure.

GM: (Thuskar) Noo babyyyyyy

Temperance: finishes sipping her tea.

Vee Barlett: Don't blame ya.

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): girl, same

Lirtimya: I'm Lirtimya

GM: (Thuskar) Liirtiiiima

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I'm getting Ludo vibes from this guy

GM: Rocks Friends

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): LOL

GM: Ok so leaving Thuskar for next week for the most part

GM: when Jericho is here to be horrified

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): lol, poor Michael

GM: Heading up hill

Rothuss Carder: whistles while he walks.

GM: Did you want anything before you leave?

GM: last chance to pack etc

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): magic items! new spells!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): as long as we have rope and rations that's all I know

GM: No spells you do have the staff they gave that back to Temperance

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh and vee has wax from way back when

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): wow, they didn't leap to keep it?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): they gave her the staff back??

GM: Yeap

wyjyoon (Temperance): Cool beans : )

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ....is it? or do they think we'll need it again...?

wyjyoon (Temperance): shrugs. I have no clue. I guess we'll find out when we get there.

GM: Grrr I did think this NPC thing was fixed

GM: going to be interesting

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): sorry

seyfert (Vee Barlett): feel sorry for the story chat person

Goblin: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 14]

Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack) [at Parry the Mule] [Hit-AC: 6 vs. 7 ] [AC: 6 ] [HIT]

Goblin: [DAMAGE (M)] Attack [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d6=5)] [d6 = 5]

Damage [5] -> [to Parry the Mule] [STATUS: Moderate]

wyjyoon (Temperance): So on the party pack it shows that Vee has one rope and Levi has another

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Who is hurting Parry!?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I'll kill them!

Parry the Mule's health adjusted by +5

GM: Healed him back

GM: was a test

GM: the CT still works well

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): phew

seyfert (Vee Barlett): animal testing? in this game??

wyjyoon (Temperance): Are we going to need more than that?

GM: LOL

GM: LOl

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): need to get that mule a hat

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): a fedora

GM: I will give Temperance a wisdom check

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh ok

Temperance: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 16) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 17]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): she is still half alseep

wyjyoon (Temperance): Wisdom closed for business today

seyfert (Vee Barlett): was it relating to the staff??

GM: Temp needs Tea

seyfert (Vee Barlett): did they deactive it??

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): we should restock our rations before heading out

wyjyoon (Temperance): That one cup was not enough