Chat Log List - 2024 03 15 - Bear Went Over the Mountain - Formatted - Story
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'Lemon' connected
Lemon (Levi Reed): First!
BOB HAH
BOB Technically.....
Lemon (Levi Reed): I mean, you don't count
Lemon (Levi Reed): I just have to be before Carissa for it to count
BOB LOL
Lemon (Levi Reed): dang, where are all those slackers
'wyjyoon' connected
BOB See Wendy showed up
wyjyoon: Yes, hello : )
Lemon (Levi Reed): Hello!
wyjyoon (Temperance): How is everyone?
wyjyoon (Temperance): Or I guess whoever's here, not sure
Lemon (Levi Reed): Just me and BOB
Lemon (Levi Reed): I'm good, but not ready for spring break to be over
wyjyoon (Temperance): Oof, same. I spent all yesterday and today cleaning and it went by too fast
BOB Ouch
'Carissa' connected
wyjyoon (Temperance): Cleaning is nice but spring cleaning feels like a workout
BOB and now Carissa is here so the world is all good again
BOB Eric is about an hour out, no word from TMO's side of the world
Carissa: except I'm making dinner and going afk so the world can deal with it for a minute - good luck
User has gone AFK. (Carissa)
Lemon (Levi Reed): So was she just trying to get here before me or what? :P
wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol the attendance game still lives
Lemon (Levi Reed): forever
Carissa (Vee Barlett): no I was actually gone and figured it didn't hurt to sign in while making food
Carissa (Vee Barlett): just got home a few minutes ago
Lemon (Levi Reed): Did the deployment put you super far behind in your regular work? Or just a normal busy week?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Neither - I was dropping something off at a friend's and we got to chatting and drinking and I was there longer than I expected, lol.
Lemon (Levi Reed): oh, nice! Glad it was something fun
Carissa (Vee Barlett): same! I was actually off a little early today so it was nice
'Michael' connected
BOB Michael
Carissa (Vee Barlett): that is a name, yes
Michael: Guys, I got the flue. I'm literally only here to get attendance credit and for an hour or so try to answer questions. Please for the love of god don't expect thought from me tonight
Michael: Also hi
BOB No worries Michael, Eric will be in to cause you all sorts of conflict ;)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Hmm, if you have a flue you should definitely get checked by a chimney sweeper
wyjyoon (Temperance): Hello! Lol, I never come with thoughts, I think it's all good
BOB LOL
Lemon (Levi Reed): I never come with expectations
Jericho: Honestly, I don't know if I can handle it no matter how much I like Eric :(
'Spring' connected
BOB SPRING!
BOB Work cannot defeat her
BOB Them
Michael (Jericho): LOL
Vee Barlett: Work cannot defeat any iteration of them.
wyjyoon (Temperance): Work is no match today!
'TMO' connected
Michael (Jericho): (Are we meeting him at Snowman? Or on the road? Or is that confidential for now, in which case no worries)
BOB Hello TMO
BOB He is here at the Church of the Mists
Michael (Jericho): Hey TMO :)
Spring (Ratbone Carder): For some reason that looked like Church of the Mets and I was ready for a trip to NYC
BOB HAH
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Come on up! But you'll have to do your own transport. I refuse to drive there unless work forces me to.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): The train is nice
BOB warm smile
TMO: Bob - I checked the Dragon Article JTom's character uses, and the mage is using the mage XP chart there. I'm not sure how he got corrupted here
BOB It was messed up because I think it was based on the Priest Sea now the Mage Sea
Spring (Ratbone Carder): The public transite is more than sufficient
BOB But no worries
BOB we are good for now
Michael (Jericho): What is a Priest Sea?
TMO: I've sent him a text reminder
BOB chuckles, Sea Priest, Sea Mage,
Carissa (Vee Barlett): C Bass
Michael (Jericho): Oh. Sigh. BRB gonna grab some caffiene and more dayquil. Bear with me please i'm in misery
BOB See Mage swim, Swim mage Swim
Spring (Ratbone Carder): C sell C shells
Michael (Jericho): lol
TMO: C sells C spells
BOB Dates for training 08-02-587 Work begins on the clearing the landslide debris from the roadway 09-02-587 Temperance starts spell training 09-02 to 17-02 Vee and Ratbone are "free" working on chores around the church Lirt is copying documents from the "The Shroom" keeping a copy for your group, originals go to the Church 18-02-587 Roadway clearing is completed Everyone except Temperance is available for chores and small things around the Church area 27-02-587 Temperance completes spell training and has learned 2nd level spells 01-03-587 Celebrations at the Church {first day of summer} 02-03-587 Leave to go in search of the Snow Man.
Michael (Jericho): Oh bless you
Spring (Ratbone Carder): Uh oh. Michael got germs :-( my sympathies. That's half the reason I'm still massking. I liked those 2 years of no cold or flu
Carissa (Vee Barlett): yes!! glad it isn't just me!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): I still mask up majority of places I go because I hate being sick
Michael (Jericho): Spring, I have no idea how it happened. I work remotely (for the most part) haven' tbeen to a mine site in over 6 months, and literally haven't left my home in a week. How the F do you get the flu? It's...not possible! and yet, here I am . Weeps
Carissa (Vee Barlett): fomites
Michael (Jericho): what the hell is a fomite?
Michael (Jericho): wait, I dont' wanna know
Spring (Ratbone Carder): that's bizarre
wyjyoon (Temperance): Sounds like termite
Carissa (Vee Barlett): nope not bizarre but a highly overlooked way most diseases transmit
Michael (Jericho): I guess I gott start masking up again
Carissa (Vee Barlett): like touching something before you touch your face
Michael (Jericho): This abosultely sucks
Carissa (Vee Barlett): and you forget flu incubation period so who knows if you got it a week ago instead
BOB When I think about you I touch myself
Michael (Jericho): Wait, I thought Flu virus couldn't stay without a host for that long
Michael (Jericho): oh
Carissa (Vee Barlett): ewwwww bad bob
Michael (Jericho): Bob, I love when you reference songs, but you are FORBIDDEN to reference that song
BOB LOL
Carissa (Vee Barlett): flu can absolutely incubate for a few days easy
Michael (Jericho): well, good to know. I guess
Carissa (Vee Barlett): welcome to the world of diseases
Carissa (Vee Barlett): I can tell you plenty more but maybe not tonight
Michael (Jericho): yeah...maybe not tonight. :)
TMO (Rothuss Carder): glad you're all able to join us this eveningQ!
Michael (Jericho): what who is Q?
BOB Also please test your character sheets and party sheet for anything you normally use to make sure our extensions are working properly
Lemon (Levi Reed): Anything we normally use, eh?
Vee Barlett: [INIT] [MOD:Dagger] [d10+2 = 12]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): stabbing works I'm good
TMO (Rothuss Carder): I did have a bunch of error messages when I logged in
Levi Reed: Smelting the dice down, forging new ones, and giving them a test roll! [10d4+10d6+10d8+10d10+10d12+10d20 = 320]
Michael (Jericho): (what was that thing we tested a couple weeks ago and we couldn't find it on our character sheets?)
[TURN] Ratbone Carder
Michael (Jericho): (Was it inventory? or something)
Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [AC: 3 ] [d20+2 = 14]
BOB Chuckles with Carissa as Vee uses her dagger for Init
Lemon (Levi Reed): Smelting works, I'm good
Carissa (Vee Barlett): it has a mind of its own
Ratbone Carder: i just re scaled so i can't see anything
Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [AC: 11 ] [d20 = 6]
Temperance: Smelting the dice down, forging new ones, and giving them a test roll! [10d4+10d6+10d8+10d10+10d12+10d20 = 342]
Michael (Jericho): I really like some of these enhancements bob. The controller build into the window will make it easier for on the go or travelling sessions
BOB yes
Michael (Jericho): No mouse needed
Spring (Ratbone Carder): the wha?
BOB Up on your Icon bar there is a new Combat Tracker view also
Michael (Jericho): Honestly, this is a cleaner interface over all. I like this a lot
Spring (Ratbone Carder): looking around for a controller
Michael (Jericho): Bottom right on your map image window. Where we all are. Bottom right
wyjyoon (Temperance): Wait when did I get 250 pages of parchment?
Jericho: words hard
Jericho: [d100 = 27]
Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Swimming [MOD:STR] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 2]
BOB Also View Mode Camera
Lemon (Levi Reed): Probably from all that note-taking you do
Michael (Jericho): Oh god. the ping is so cool
BOB puts you in and out of 2.5
BOB and did everyone see Michael's ping?
Spring (Ratbone Carder): My desktop is HEAVILY customized to work on a small laptop so nothing is where it is for everyone else
Spring (Ratbone Carder): ping what?
Ratbone Carder: where
wyjyoon (Temperance): I see circles on the map
Michael (Jericho): Yes
BOB On the map I can see several people pinging
wyjyoon (Temperance): Is that what it is
BOB yes
Michael (Jericho): I'm spamming ping sorry
wyjyoon (Temperance): Ok cool beans
Spring (Ratbone Carder): Oh i had to close the map to see the chat
Lemon (Levi Reed): Does it make a noise?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): you know kind of related, I meant to say I don't know where lasso is as I meant to put it on my sheet but it's not there
Michael (Jericho): On the map window, there is now a built in toggle toolbar, shows most features
Michael (Jericho): Oh my god. I did token view. I'm in a Windows 95 Video Game Tanks
TMO (Rothuss Carder): cool
Michael (Jericho): Those pixels, my god
Michael (Jericho): I gotta import this into VR station
Michael (Jericho): Also, now I see my image up close, I gotta get a new picture because I am LOW RES
BOB LOL
Michael (Jericho): Vees is badass
Michael (Jericho): holy shit
BOB It will also be very good when you are standing back in the hallway and want to shoot an arrow at the bad guys and can see all the people standing in your way
BOB we will do more with these over the next few months
Carissa (Vee Barlett): she is btu what?
Michael (Jericho): In all honesty, that is a benefit I thought right now
TMO (Rothuss Carder): it seems only give me point of view from Ratbone
BOB but that was the huge update that broke a lot of things
BOB Also there is a new effect to highlight when you target yourself
BOB that confused a lot of people
Michael (Jericho): If we could alternate between pictures of our characters, and "life-like" sizing, that would be even better because we could "gauge" if we had room to shoot as well. I expect that'll come along shortly after this update
Michael (Jericho): like a amiibo instead of our portrait
Michael (Jericho): token
Michael (Jericho): that's the word
BOB At some point people think that the Hero Forge images will work
BOB Months not soon
Michael (Jericho): Bob, if I didn't feel so god awful, I would be singing you praises at how cool this is
BOB It is not me, I just pay for it
Michael (Jericho): Bob, thank you for paying fo rit
BOB grins
BOB I am glad to
TMO (Rothuss Carder): I gave up my HeroForge Pro account earlier this year, I wasn't playing with it much anymore. :(
Michael (Jericho): Also, Rothuss smug grin is bothering me...
BOB I am almost 1,000 extensions now
TMO (Rothuss Carder): *smugs towards Jericho*
Michael (Jericho): Good god. You gotta go present to those D&D conferences like Midwest Gaming Classic
Michael (Jericho): You would be so popular
'Spring' disconnected
Michael (Jericho): Call it Library Outreach
Michael (Jericho): Cough
'Spring' connected
BOB I did do that at GenCon one year
Michael (Jericho): You record it?
BOB Presented about gaming in libraries
BOB nah
Michael (Jericho): You kind of inspired me you know bob :) Richfield has such a small library, but I sent them an invitation to setup a vr station and 3d print station to show the stuff you talk about
BOB Did anyone have any objections to the training list I put here in chat and on the site?
Michael (Jericho): Waiting to hear back
BOB Good
Michael (Jericho): None from me
Carissa (Vee Barlett): it involved dates and math so by default I agree with them
Michael (Jericho): snort
Michael (Jericho): agreed
BOB Excellent, I now have control over your bank account
TMO (Rothuss Carder): I'm still debating what Rothuss is going to train, but since it's many weeks until he's done with his thief training, I've got time. Unless you're planning to click off a lot of time
BOB Not clicking off time, you are traveling to the Snow Man and he will accelerate yoru training
Michael (Jericho): He's a training guru
Carissa (Vee Barlett): yeah but after we agree to what...?
TMO (Rothuss Carder): your banking details
BOB She understands
BOB and HAH
Michael (Jericho): *laughs at Carissa
Carissa (Vee Barlett): guess y'all will never train then :P
Michael (Jericho): wait I thought it was a given at this point
Michael (Jericho): if we aint spending money
Michael (Jericho): then....
Michael (Jericho): Although, frankly I thought this WAS part of a favor owed to us...
Carissa (Vee Barlett): the favor was giving us his contact info
wyjyoon (Temperance): A favor within a favor?
Michael (Jericho): Oh my god no way
Michael (Jericho): lol
BOB Training Temperance in 2nd level spells?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): church can't force him to train us (probably)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): but we did get a letter so it might be discount or something
Michael (Jericho): no, but it's good at manipulating people into doing things for them
Michael (Jericho): :D
Michael (Jericho): The mark of a good storytelling
Michael (Jericho): You will do this...or ELSE
Michael (Jericho): except they leave that part quiet
Michael (Jericho): :)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Temp got training in two weeks so that was actually a pretty good deal to be fair
Michael (Jericho): Eh, at this point I doubt bob will intentionally screw us over unless we are dumb, so yeah we are likley getting a good deal here
Carissa (Vee Barlett): I mean yes, the church absolutely can and might but, well, they ARE in charge and we're still nobodies so kinda expected
Michael (Jericho): One day, we shall be bodies
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
Michael (Jericho): important and respected bodies
wyjyoon (Temperance): Let's hope we don't become cadavers before then
Michael (Jericho): Or only temporary cadavers
Lemon (Levi Reed): I love the optimism going on tonight
BOB See the Meme channel
Michael (Jericho): but then we'll owe funeral home loans, rather then student loans
Michael (Jericho): Seriously, what a racket for a coffin. Just throw me in the fire and call it good
Carissa (Vee Barlett): that costs money too
Carissa (Vee Barlett): and pollution
Michael (Jericho): 100 vs. 10,000
Carissa (Vee Barlett): 100? I highly recommend you don't get your cremation off Craiglist. It ain't gonna go well.
BOB LOL
wyjyoon (Temperance): Craigslist offers cremation?
Michael (Jericho): I just did this planning. I'm sure the pollution can't be worse then filling me with chemicals (no really, it was honest to god 100 with the government assitance for my grandfather)
Michael (Jericho): and then takin gup valuable real estate
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol don't get me wrong, I'm all for other methods besides burial/preservation but it isn't super cheap, lol
Michael (Jericho): (sorry, split thoughts there)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): whatever that word is.... I can't remember EMBALMING there we go
Carissa (Vee Barlett): just compost me, that's fun
BOB Mulch
Michael (Jericho): Honestly, if it would bankrumpt my family, feed me to the dogs. Seriously, don't both me. I'm dead
Michael (Jericho): There you go bob
BOB so ready?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): mulch? noooo that's not going to decompose anything properly
Carissa (Vee Barlett): and the biohazard??
Michael (Jericho): We can speed it along with the ol'e woodchipper. They could even film it for a movie, that way my family gets PAID for it
BOB nice
Michael (Jericho): :D
Michael (Jericho): I'm wacked out of my mind. I'm sorry
Carissa (Vee Barlett): to be fair, that is a valid way to compost but it is MESSY
Michael (Jericho): I'll be quiet for a while
Carissa (Vee Barlett): and not great PR
BOB Wendy you feel comfortable with your new spells? ;P
wyjyoon (Temperance): Um... maaayyybe?
TMO (Rothuss Carder): I think Michael might be on a high from his meds. ;)
wyjyoon (Temperance): I'll have to use them first
Michael (Jericho): :)
BOB so unless you want to RP the start of Summer Holiday celebrations
BOB That next morning
Vee Barlett: is drunk
Vee Barlett: is hungover
Ingrid Eichler: HELLO
Vee Barlett: SHUT UP.
Ingrid Eichler: (yes very loudly)
Ingrid Eichler: HOW ARE YOU TODAY!
Vee Barlett: BETTER BEFORE YA OPENED YER YAPPER.
Levi Reed: why are you screaming
Vee Barlett: throws her pillow over her head
Ingrid Eichler: I HEAR YOU ARE GOING UPHILL
Rothuss Carder: sleeps soundly.
Spring (Ratbone Carder): Rminder that I am working, so I'll be vanishing whenever there is a ticket or incident or whatever.
Jericho: Winces
TMO (Rothuss Carder): just mark yourself AFK whenever so we know and can skip you. :)
Ingrid Eichler: YOU WILL BE TRAVELING
Vee Barlett: YES NOW SHUT IT.
Temperance: flinches at the volume of the voice
Ingrid Eichler: GOOD
Ingrid Eichler: I HAVE PEOPLE FOR YOU TO TAKE
Jericho: Ingrid, If you tell me in a normal voice I'd be happy to translate to vee later
Rothuss Carder: rolls over in his sleep.
Vee Barlett: FINE! WE'LL SEE THEM AT BREAKFAST NOW GO AWAY!
Ingrid Eichler: THIS IS MY NORMAL VOICE, I AM HAPPY TO MEET YOU
Michael (Jericho): Oh dear gods
Vee Barlett: AT LEAST ONE OF US IS.
Jericho: Oh dear gods
Ingrid Eichler: HAVE YOU BEEN UPHILL BEFORE
Jericho: whispers
Levi Reed: She's like that... remember that girl we met?
Levi Reed: Beth?
Vee Barlett: N
Spring (Ratbone Carder): I would be AFKing constantly
Jericho: No, but we've been underhill before
Vee Barlett: *NO
Jericho: get it?
Jericho: smiles softly
Ingrid Eichler: HAH HAH HAH MANY SAY I AM TOO QUIET
Vee Barlett: THEY'RE IDIOTS OR LIARS
Spring (Ratbone Carder): Many what? Kettle drum players?
Vee Barlett: gives up on sleep and gets up
Ingrid Eichler: I TAKE CARE OF THE DRUMS
Vee Barlett: WHERE IS THE COFFEE??
Ingrid Eichler: WE SIGNAL WHAT IS HAPPENING OVER THE HILLS
Spring (Ratbone Carder): Called it
Michael (Jericho): Oh no. I hope she's not going deaf from tinitus
Michael (Jericho): I feel so bad now :(
Vee Barlett: WONDERFUL GREAT WHERE IS THE COFFEEE????
User has gone AFK. (Spring)
Lemon (Levi Reed): Michael, it's not real, it's ok
Ingrid Eichler: TEA IS IN THE DINING HALL
Lemon (Levi Reed): You don't have to feel bad for her
Michael (Jericho): I'm sorry, i'm emotional now for stupid reasons
Vee Barlett: grumbles and pushes past to the dining hall
Ingrid Eichler: I NEED YOU TO BE QUIET
Ingrid Eichler: YOU SHOULD NOT WAKE THE OTHERS
Vee Barlett: calls back, "YOU FIRST."
Temperance: trails after Vee to get some tea
BOB Vee and Temperance go out to find it is pitch dark, before dawn
Vee Barlett: grumbles AND curses
BOB As you go to the kitchen you see a young acolyte starting the fires and putting water on to heat
Levi Reed: You know what? She might be my least favorite person ever
Vee Barlett: Ain't it dawn yet??
User is back. (Spring)
Adhita Vegne: Sorry Mamn, no it is not
Adhita Vegne: That is in another hour or so
Vee Barlett: screams internally
Michael (Jericho): Pulls out a flask and hands it to Vee
Jericho: Pulls out a flask and hands it to Vee
Adhita Vegne: Up here the sun does not come over the mountain until later in the day
TMO (Rothuss Carder): Mini's on his way
Jericho: Gutrot. Go crazy
Vee Barlett: Bring me the tea when it's ready, yeah? I'm gonna go lay my head down on the table until then.
Jericho: Let me know the flavor
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (Jericho is still in the bedroom - only Vee and Temp left for kitchens :P)
Adhita Vegne: Did you want breakfast?
Vee Barlett: BRing that too, yeah.
Michael (Jericho): (oh cries. I'm sorry)
Michael (Jericho): (sigh)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (lol it's fine just saying why she's ignoring you, lol)
Temperance: That would be nice, thank you.
Adhita Vegne: I do not know who is on egg duty this morning
Adhita Vegne: but I can find out when they will be cooking
Vee Barlett: Don't matter. Just bring me food and tea when it's ready. Got it?
Adhita Vegne: Yes Mamn
Adhita Vegne: I heard you are going uphill today
Vee Barlett: turns around, finds a table, and lays her head down to snooze.
Vee Barlett: screams internally again
Vee Barlett: Yeah, what about it?
Adhita Vegne: That is a brave thing
Adhita Vegne: even in the summer
Vee Barlett: Why? 'Cause of selkies and sirens?
Adhita Vegne: I hope you do good
Temperance: raises an eyebrow in intrigue
Adhita Vegne: Oh you know
Adhita Vegne: then I guess you will be ok
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (p.s jericho CAN come out to breakfast)
Vee Barlett: Is it sirens OR selkies OR both?
Vee Barlett: raises head a little in interest
Adhita Vegne: And abomidable snowmen
Vee Barlett: Where's Levi? He'd wanna hear about those.
Vee Barlett: But I don't. Tell me about the selkies and sirens.
Jericho: Emerges blearly, hungry, grumpy, and wiggling his ears with his index finger
Adhita Vegne: I can go get the eggs for you
Jericho: What about selkies and sirens?
Temperance: flips open a page, but cannot see because it's too dark
Adhita Vegne: They live in lakes
Lemon (Levi Reed): Levi has passed back out
Vee Barlett: But is it both??
Vee Barlett: They ain't the same thing.
Adhita Vegne: Both of them live in lakes is what I was told as a child
Vee Barlett: What warnin' do you get to know they near?
Adhita Vegne: I heard you just get charmed and are never heard from again
Adhita Vegne: my father said his father was lost that way
Vee Barlett: No warnin? Headless fish? Torn nets? Screechin?
Ingrid Eichler: ARE WE READY TO START THE PACKING?
Jericho: Oh no
Jericho: Oh no
Vee Barlett: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE.
Temperance: flinches at the sound and fumbles with her collection of parchment
Ingrid Eichler: WE SHOULD GET EVERYTHING ON THE ... DO YOU HAVE A CART?
'JtomTMO' connected
Vee Barlett: WE HAVE A MULE.
Ingrid Eichler: NORMALLY WE LOAD WAGONS
Ingrid Eichler: AHH GOOD,
Ingrid Eichler: I HOPE IT IS A BIG ONE
Jericho: Vee, do you think we can heal her ears?
Jericho: Is that even possible?
Jericho: She might talk softer
Vee Barlett: Hey, acolyte. Give me a BIG cup of tea. Gonna need it all.
Temperance: I think she might re-damage them again...
Vee Barlett: Hell if I care anymore.
Jericho: Not for the duration of our trip thoguh
Jericho: Grumbles
Adhita Vegne: I will be back with that
Vee Barlett: YOU AIN'T GOIN' WITH US YEAH?
Ingrid Eichler: I WANT TO
Ingrid Eichler: BUT I MIGHT NEED TO STAY HERE
Ingrid Eichler: WAITING TO SEE
Vee Barlett: There. She ain't so we're fine.
Ingrid Eichler: I HAVE NOT BEEN UPHILL IN TWO YEARS
Vee Barlett: YOU SHOULD STAY AND PROTECT THIS PLACE.
Ingrid Eichler: THE SNOW IS PRETTY
Vee Barlett: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
Jericho: Hey the more the merrier if you ask me. But if we heal her ears, she might know a bit to help us Vee
Ingrid Eichler: I AM INGRID
Jericho: And be quieter in the process
Vee Barlett: INGRID. COOL.
BOB also WELCOME Jtom
Vee Barlett: ARE YOU A GUIDE? YOU GOOD WITH WEAPONS? OR JUST TALK LOUD?
BOB grins
Ingrid Eichler: I AM GOOD WITH DRUMS AND MESSAGES
Jericho: Jericho rolls a check to diagnose her hearing issues and maybe cast an orison to heal. After he obtains consent of course.
Vee Barlett: Yeah, ain't sure we need this liability.
Jericho: [SKILL] Healing [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 17) [SUCCESS by 14] [d20 = 3]
Jericho: [SKILL] Diagnostics [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 18) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 7]
Michael (Jericho): Is this possible?
Michael (Jericho): Or beyond what he can manage
BOB Yes to hearing loss but no to orison being a way to heal, that would be a cure deafness spell or heal injury
Temperance: thinks about whether loud noise could serve as a good distraction during combat
Michael (Jericho): (Curedeafness is a spell? Wow. This is a specialized injury. So, is Heal injury father along the spell path? I don't remember seeing one like that)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (we're hitting the road today)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (just a thought before you use spells on an NPC we might not encounter again)
Michael (Jericho): (I know, was just trying to be my normal do-gooder)
TMO (Rothuss Carder): Cure Deafness and Cure Blindness are both individual spells
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Deafness is a spell, but the opposite of it cures it
Michael (Jericho): (I'm very sad for her at the moment)
Adhita brings back a plate of breakfast for each of you
Vee Barlett: I'm gonna need more tea. Thanks, though, I guess.
Adhita Vegne: here you go
Vee Barlett: Who you?
Adhita Vegne: I am Adhita
Adhita Vegne: Just an acolyte, no circles yet
Temperance: Thank you, and I'll have to agree with more tea.
Vee Barlett: When ya get those?
Adhita Vegne: When I show that I can cast a spell
Vee Barlett: How long that take?
Adhita Vegne: I hope to be blessed soon
Adhita Vegne: It is in the Gods hands
Michael (Jericho): Who's your diety you worship?
Vee Barlett: Hmm, that's why I ain't a priest. I like being in control of my own destiny.
Jericho: Who's your diety you worship?
Michael (Jericho): Or are you a visitor?
Jericho: Or are you a visitor?
Adhita Vegne: I like them all, they all seem friendly and helpful
Jericho: Smiles
Lemon (Levi Reed): She's at the church, surely someone can heal her deafness if she wants it
Jericho: Smiles
Michael (Jericho): (But at what cost)
Michael (Jericho): (As Czarissa would point out :) )
Vee Barlett: You from these parts?
Michael (Jericho): (Carissa)
Adhita Vegne: Oh no
Michael (Jericho): (sorry)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Zarissa
User has gone AFK. (TMO)
Lemon (Levi Reed): Czar-issa isn't wrong, exactly... lol
Adhita Vegne: My family grew up down hill near the coast
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Czar of Issa
Vee Barlett: Where abouts?
Michael (Jericho): Shes the Czar of the Issa warship
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
Adhita Vegne: The Isle of Corrin
Vee Barlett: Oh, nice. But why come on land?
Vee Barlett: It's so far... inland here.
User has gone AFK. (Lemon)
Adhita Vegne: I wanted to see why the mountains sparkled
Carissa (Vee Barlett): pollution
BOB LOL
Vee Barlett: Eh, guess that makes sense, but sea sparkles too...
Vee Barlett: Eh, guess that makes sense, but sea sparkles too...
Adhita Vegne: But you see that every day
Carissa (Vee Barlett): sea ha
Vee Barlett: And it's pretty each time.
Adhita Vegne: I will see that again some day
Adhita Vegne: After I learn how to use spells
Vee Barlett: That's what I keep tellin' myself the longer I am away from it...
Vee Barlett: So you just gonna...wait until the gods bless ya? Can't do anything to speed it up?
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Hello everone, sorry I'm late
Carissa (Vee Barlett): hi mini!
wyjyoon (Temperance): Hi JTom!
Adhita Vegne: If I serve the church faithfully I have been told that I will be blessed if they see me worthwhile
Michael (Jericho): So...cult
Michael (Jericho): this is a cult
Vee Barlett: Ah, there's the catch. Anyways is one, yeah?
BOB A cult that Jericho and Temperance are part of, they were blessed, Vee, Levi, etc were not they were shunned by the gods
Carissa (Vee Barlett): think Vee shunned them first :P
BOB If you look at it from that point of view
Michael (Jericho): (they were!?)
Michael (Jericho): (oh my god)
Michael (Jericho): (No religious people does not mean shunned)
Michael (Jericho): (or am I just confused)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol no it's just a point of view
Spring (Ratbone Carder): Hi JTom!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): and rangers do get spells later so they'll be un-shunned if they hit that point
Ingrid Eichler: YOUR MULE IS NICE
Michael (Jericho): LOL Carissa
'e2wolfe' connected
Lemon (Levi Reed): Well thank the gods they shunned me, I don't want to be in this cult
Ingrid Eichler: THEY BIT ME TO WELCOME ME
Michael (Jericho): lol Lemon :)
Vee Barlett: ARE YOU A GOBLIN?
BOB and welcome Eric
BOB Or Welcome Back
Michael (Jericho): I'm pretty religious, but man this sounds more like a cult every session. A really big one with lots of power from Dieties :)
Michael (Jericho): Also, Hi eric!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): nah no different than many other churchs
wyjyoon (Temperance): Hello Eric!
Lemon (Levi Reed): Hello!
Claudius : Hi everyone!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): hello again!
Spring (Ratbone Carder): Hi Wolfe!
Michael (Jericho): I mean, this isn't yet that Televangilist one yet, but may yet get there
Michael (Jericho): lol
BOB Someone can help Eric with the chat protocols, etc
BOB IC and OOC
BOB BUT
Carissa (Vee Barlett): one of the not chatty ones can
Ingrid Eichler: CLAUDIUS
Ingrid Eichler: DO YOU HAVE THE CHILD?
Vee Barlett: Gods how does anyone sleep with her around here??
Claudius : Of course!
Ingrid Eichler: GOIOD
Ingrid Eichler: YOU ARE GOING UPHILL SOON
Michael (Jericho): OOC, just type but hit ALT before you hit Enter. IC, just type as normal. To signifiy you are doing an action, Hit CTRL before hitting enter
Ingrid Eichler: THESE NICE PEOPLE WILL BE WITH YOU
Vee Barlett: WHAT?
Ingrid Eichler: THEY ARE BRAVE ADVENTURERS AND CAN SAVE YOU FROM MONSTERS
e2wolfe (Claudius ): Thanks
Vee Barlett: WHO THE HELL IS HE AND WHY WOULD WE?
Ingrid Eichler: CLAUDIUS IS TAKING THE CHILD TO THE SNOW MAN
Ingrid Eichler: YOU ARE TAKING HIM TO THE SNOW MAN
Ingrid Eichler: HAVE A GOOD TRIP
Ingrid Eichler: I HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE DRUMS
Vee Barlett: WE AIN'T TAKIN' NO FUCKIN' CHILD WITH US?
Claudius : That is what I'm getting paid for.
Vee Barlett: screams internally yet again
Levi Reed: stumbles down to breakfast as she says the thing about the child
BOB And the dining hall is quiet except for your group now
Levi Reed: I did not sign up for that!
Claudius : Or at least that's what the church wanted...
Vee Barlett: turns glare from Ingrid to Claudius.
Vee Barlett: Who are you.
Jericho: hey man, just answer honestly and she won't shank you
Vee Barlett: I am NOT a mornin' person and I am this close to shankin' someone.
Jericho: exactly
Jericho: poitns
Lemon (Levi Reed): lol
Levi Reed: What child?
wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol
Spring (Ratbone Carder): To clarify, hold down Alt while pressing Enter to talk out of character. Hold down Ctrl while pressing Enter to create an action
Vee Barlett: Might be you. Might be Jericho. Might be Levi. Might be myself at this point.
Claudius : Just someone sent to do a job mate
Spring (Ratbone Carder): If you just press Alt it won't help
Vee Barlett: What job involves a kid??
e2wolfe (Claudius ): how do you emote
Carissa (Vee Barlett): hold ctrl
Temperance: Then we might have to use a healing spell or bind wounds and that's... a lot of work before a trip.
Jericho: Body Guard?
Levi Reed: There a town up there or something?
Claudius : A delivery job
Levi Reed: Why's a kid going?
Jericho: Delivery Job?
Spring (Ratbone Carder): type your emote, hold down Ctrl, then press Enter to emote
Jericho: Face Darkens
Vee Barlett: And church said you goin' with us??
Levi Reed: If you're selling it up there, I"ll shank you right here myself
Claudius : shrugs
Jericho: As in....human transport?
Spring (Ratbone Carder): :-)
Jericho: Points at Levi
Jericho: I'll join you
Claudius : Yep thats what they wanted me to do. I'm wrapping up my debt with them
Jericho: Oh my gods
Vee Barlett: Guys, church is a lot of things but ain't thinkin' they into child slaver. Calm it.
Jericho: Who DOESN"T owe a debt to thhe chuch vee?
Vee Barlett: Well fuck. Fine. But I ain't doin' ANY babysittin' got it? That's for you and whoever you sucker into it.
Claudius : Sure mate that's fine with me
Ratbone Carder: i'll help!
Levi Reed: The church runs this whole island, and several others besides. Probably everyone owes them something
Vee Barlett: There. Got ya sucker.
Jericho: is it....a well behvaed chile?
Jericho: *child
Ratbone Carder: i like kids. kids are fun
Levi Reed: Is it human?
Vee Barlett: grumbles and eats her breakfast
Lirtimya: Gets up and walks over
Temperance: reaches for her tea and sips
Claudius : Its just a two year old... So far its caused me no trouble
Vee Barlett: You know anythin' about these parts?
Jericho: Oh. Okay. I'll help as best can
Levi Reed: I'm not changing diapers
Jericho: Shrugs
Vee Barlett: Man, I'm surrounded by suckers... guess that works for you. Claudius, was it?
Jericho: I don't mind that part
Ratbone Carder: coward
Lirtimya: Good morning
Jericho: As long as it's not swearing at me, I'm pretty chill
Jericho: Morning LIrt!
Vee Barlett: That's my job.
Jericho: Meet Caludius
Ratbone Carder: Vee, Levi is the coward. You have sensible boundaries.
Jericho: Snickers at Vee
Temperance: With luck, the child might learn some.
Jericho: Yes it is!
Levi Reed: It's only two... can it even talk?
Claudius : Pleasure is all mine
Lirtimya: Caludius?
Jericho: The day you aren't swearing at SOMEONE will be the day we know you've been replaced by an imposter
Lirtimya: Nice to meet you
Vee Barlett: Fine. Sit down. Eat food. I ain't got any say here so might as well play nice.
Vee Barlett: Just call me Vee. Ain't need to know more than that.
Claudius : nods
Claudius : Fair Vee
Vee Barlett: Y'all be nice and introducer yerselves.
Vee Barlett: I ain't yer keeper.
Levi Reed: She's definitely not fair
Levi Reed: I'm Levi
Temperance: puts her tea down.
Vee Barlett: Some think I am.
Temperance: Call me Temperance.
Ratbone Carder: Sweeping bow
Claudius : I'm Claudius. I'm on a delivery job for the church. TURNS TO SHOW BABY. Gotta get this fella to the snow man.
Spring (Ratbone Carder): whoops
Ratbone Carder: Sweeping bow
Ratbone Carder: Ratbone Carder, entertainer extraordinarie
Vee Barlett: She good with kids.
Temperance: blinks at the child.
Temperance: Hello, baby.
Lirtimya: Lirtimya
Jericho: I'm Jericho. Uptight asshole to some, warmer to others
Levi Reed: What is the snowman going to do with it?
Jericho: According to vee
Vee Barlett: Maybe feed it to an abominal snowman.
Ratbone Carder: That knucklehead over there is Rothuss Carder, my brother
Jericho: Jesus Vee
Jericho: Its just a kid
Vee Barlett: shrugs
Ratbone Carder: Wait, what? Seriously is the baby a sacrifice?
Vee Barlett: Apparently they live up there. Dunno what it is. Levi might. He can correct me.
Ratbone Carder: Or getting adopted or what?
Vee Barlett: Nah, this church too goody two shoes for that.
Vee Barlett: Or at least I think it is.... might surprise us.
Jericho: With all the selkie talkes, see if it changes shape in water
Levi Reed: Nah, abominables only eat you if you bother them. Mostly eat yaks and things like that
Jericho: Snickers
Vee Barlett: Somehow not surprised you DO know what that is...
Vee Barlett: mutters
Claudius : Hey i'm just trying to pay off my debt so I can get on living. I gotta get this fella to the snowman. I assume its just some dumb knickname. You guys know where to find him? The faster I get get this thing unloaded the better..
Vee Barlett: Some dude about two or three days walk from here.
Vee Barlett: Hmm, well some "contact" I should say.
Levi Reed: shouts "EXCUSE ME! CHURCH PEOPLE! I HAVE MORE QUESTIONS BEFORE WE GO!"
Vee Barlett: We headin' that way. All I know.
Jericho: Did he just refer to a toddler as a "thing" whispers to Levi
Temperance: I believe they drew us a map.
Levi Reed: replies to Jericho "What else are you supposed to call it?"
Claudius : Its just a package mate... Cant get attached to a job
Vee Barlett: Can ya fight?
Levi Reed: I'm not going anywhere with that thing until I know what they plan to do with it
Claudius : smiles "I know my way around a blade" taps his two rapiers
Vee Barlett: Good. Then don't mind ya taggin' along.
Temperance: rummages around her bag for the copy of the map the Priestess drew.
Claudius : bows to vee Many thanks
Vee Barlett: We got enough squishes so that's a relief.
Jericho: So uh
Jericho: Caludius
Jericho: Does it have a name?
Lemon (Levi Reed): Escort quests are the worrrrrrst. In every game ever invented.
Michael (Jericho): (Don't get me started Lemon)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): full agree
Michael (Jericho): (I once wrote an essay on that)
Levi Reed: gets up and leaves to go find the church people
Levi Reed: INGRIDDDDDDDDD
Adhita Vegne: Did you need more breakfast?
Levi Reed: I need to know what's going to happen to this baby
Adhita Vegne: What baby?
Levi Reed: The baby this guy is making us bring up the hill
Claudius : Nope no name was given. Just give him to the snow man
Jericho: uh
Jericho: I'm with Levi
Temperance: If we name it we might get attached.
Adhita Vegne: That sounds like he is delivering a baby
Jericho: What for?
Levi Reed: Yeah but what's going to happen to it when it gets there
Adhita Vegne: But that looks bigger than a baby
Adhita Vegne: My little sister was way bigger than that
Levi Reed: Not the point right now
Adhita Vegne: I do not know
Vee Barlett: Oh, it like them spawn pools??
Claudius : Its just a package people. Think of it as a puppy.... that may help
Levi Reed: Well can you find me someone who knows?
Vee Barlett: They raise 'em up there then transfer them elsewhere?
Adhita Vegne: I think they are on a retreat
Adhita Vegne: the top floor is closed
Levi Reed: Not anymore
Adhita Vegne: all the priestesses and priests are up there
Levi Reed: How do I get up there?
Jericho: Uh Claudius? Not offense buddy, but that is a..you know...living thing?
Adhita Vegne: You can't it is locked
Vee Barlett: Levi, calm yer shit. If it's bad, you can fix it when we get there, but if it IS bad ya think it's any better to leave it here?
Levi Reed: Rothuss, you got lockpicking skills?
Jericho: Actually Levi...I'm with Vee
Jericho: That's logical
Temperance: Wait, let's take a step back from this.
Levi Reed: At least here I know it'll just grow up to be like Jericho or Temperance, and not get fed to a chupacabra
Jericho: ...quite a leap, but okay?
Vee Barlett: No, you don'tknow that. You don't know they wouldn't find another to take it.
Vee Barlett: So take it with us now if ya gonna worry then you can find a solution if ya need.
Jericho: I mean we can have Vee shank the dude if he's sketchy as fuck
Vee Barlett: I ain't your shanker. I shank who I want.
Lemon (Levi Reed): Lol, I know you're trying to just hurry up and move the story along, but I do NOT like this. IC or OOC.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol and trying to reassure you IC and OOC :P
Lemon (Levi Reed): Just call me Karen and get me the manager
Michael (Jericho): (I don't either, but what are we going to do, burn down the temple to force them out?)
BOB Eric stepped away from the screen FYI he just texted
Lemon (Levi Reed): If I have to!
BOB He will be back
Michael (Jericho): (Also bob, I kinda agree. I draw some iffy lines around Human Trafficking you kno?)
Vee Barlett: Levi, we gonna do this.
Levi Reed: attempts to find the way upstairs
Vee Barlett: You ain't convincin' high priestess otherwise.
Vee Barlett: Don't make me tackle you.
Levi Reed: Look, all they gotta do is tell me the baby isn't going to be hurt, and I'm in
Jericho: Shrugs
Jericho: Walks with Levi
Jericho: Walks with Levi
Spring (Ratbone Carder): Or sapient trafficking. Don't really care what species
Vee Barlett: OH for fuck's sake. Y'all ask too many questions and worry too much.
Michael (Jericho): sentient? sapient? whatev, we get it :D
Vee Barlett: Just ask when we get there.
BOB There is no easy way up to the church area
Vee Barlett: They sendin' the thing one way or another, yeah?
BOB you could fight the guards, or you can go out and try to climb the cliffs
Temperance: seats herself at the dining table and sips her tea.
BOB and points to Vee
Vee Barlett: Don't piss off the church when we already got a deal with 'em.
Levi Reed: Fine, but if ANYTHING seems suspicious about it when we get there, I'm shanking everything and coming back
Jericho: Look Levi, I get it. If it looks sketchy, we'll jump the snowman. Easier to escape with the kid away from all these people right?
Levi Reed: With the baby
Jericho: I'll be the first at your side
Vee Barlett: I ain't gonna be yer alibi but don't jump to conclusions, yeah? We find out when we get there.
Levi Reed: I don't like babies but I dont' want them eaten by chupacabras either
Vee Barlett: This a church of... transferrance of some sort. Gorby. They do the whole life cycle thing. I'm sure it's fine.
Levi Reed: What's a gorby
Jericho: Levi, I have severe reservations about this, but I'm almost 95 percent positive, they aren' toging to feed a child to a Chupacabra. Gross Incompetence they are familiar with, human sacrifices a little less
Vee Barlett: One of them goddesses.
Temperance: Gorby is the deity the high priestess serves.
Levi Reed: Ok but I don't know man... there was some suspicious shit going on with that stolen stamp
Vee Barlett: That the Temple. This a church.
Levi Reed: I'm just saying, sometimes they do shady stuff
Michael (Jericho): (Also guys, I love you to tears, but I'm really having rouble staying awake. I'm so sorry, but I think i'm going to go to bed and try and breath)
Vee Barlett: Well yeah, duh. That's the world.
Levi Reed: Maybe I'm exaggerating a little when I say eaten by a chupacabra but... not by that much
Carissa (Vee Barlett): night! feel better soon
wyjyoon (Temperance): Rest well, Michael! Feel better soon!
Lemon (Levi Reed): Goodnight, feel better!
BOB Have a good night and weekend Michael
Spring (Ratbone Carder): gnite michael!
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Goodnight
Michael (Jericho): sorry ic oudln't stay longer, I'm just fading. Night all hugs and love you. Great plot start bob :)
'Michael' disconnected
Vee Barlett: Don't know how ya jumpin' to these conclusions. Go eat breakfast.
Temperance: The tea is going to get cold.
Levi Reed: What do babies eat?
Vee Barlett: shrugs
Avdotya Mirny: Excuse me
Vee Barlett: Ask the babysitter. I ain't one.
Vee Barlett: Yeah?
Avdotya Mirny: Hello?
Levi Reed: I'll take tea if I have to, but don't they have any coffee around here?
Vee Barlett: Who you?
Temperance: turns around at the new voice.
Avdotya Mirny: I am Ms Mirny
Vee Barlett: Cool. Whatcha want?
Avdotya Mirny: Did I hear you say you are going uphill?
Ratbone Carder: Babies eat rice that's been boiled to hell
Levi Reed: Are you a nanny?
Vee Barlett: What about it?
Ratbone Carder: also milk
Ratbone Carder: also stewed fruit
Avdotya Mirny: I was hoping to go uphill too
Avdotya Mirny: but I am afraid to go alone
Ratbone Carder: and boiled vegetables
Vee Barlett: so. much. internal. screaming.
Levi Reed: So we gotta stop and boil crap on the way? How long did they say this walk was?
Vee Barlett: Apparently everyone wants to go uphill this mornin'
Avdotya Mirny: I can pay
Vee Barlett: Why you wanna go? What can you do?
Temperance: Two to three days of walking, I believe.
Avdotya Mirny: a little at least
Vee Barlett: How much?
Ratbone Carder: we can probably dissolver our hard tack in water, just as good
Avdotya Mirny: 1 gold
Vee Barlett: You cook? Fish? Babysit?
Avdotya Mirny: I can
Vee Barlett: Hmm....
Levi Reed: If you can babysit, you can come for free
Avdotya Mirny: I mean I can cook, and babysit
Levi Reed: Hell, I'll pay YOU a gold
Vee Barlett: Levi shut it.
Avdotya Mirny: really?
Vee Barlett: NO.
Vee Barlett: 1 gold.
Vee Barlett: And you help cook and babysit.
Avdotya Mirny: Yes Mamn
Avdotya Mirny: Miss?
Vee Barlett: Vee. Nice meetin' ya, I hope.
Avdotya Mirny: What
Avdotya Mirny: I mean Yes Miss Vee
Vee Barlett: The rest of y'all can introduce yerselves as you want. Again, I ain't yer keeper
Levi Reed: whispers to Avdotya "When she's not around, I'll give you a gold."
Levi Reed: Levi
Avdotya Mirny: My family never let me go anywhere
Vee Barlett: Why not?
Avdotya Mirny: So when I had the chance to go I left
Temperance: I go by Temperance. It's a pleasure.
Lemon (Levi Reed): Lol, please tell me this annoying soul is Vee's first henchman :P
Vee Barlett: stabbing hand twitches for some unknown reason at Levi's whisper
Avdotya Mirny: They wanted me to stay and marry Tom
Vee Barlett: You don't wanna?
Lemon (Levi Reed): It's always Tom's fault
Avdotya Mirny: But I wanted to travel'
Vee Barlett: Tom a good man or not?
Avdotya Mirny: I never wanted to marry
Temperance: hums in understanding.
Avdotya Mirny: I guess he is good
Vee Barlett: Cheers!
Avdotya Mirny: But he is not what I want
Vee Barlett: Independent woman. I like that.
Avdotya Mirny: Thank you Miss Vee
Spring (Ratbone Carder): so happy to not be a marriage promoting cleric this time
TMO (Rothuss Carder): I'm back, sorry for being so long. Anything I need to know to get caught up?
Avdotya Mirny: But I just wanted to travel I never thought about being independent
Vee Barlett: Guess gives me more reason to be fine with ya comin'. Always think seein' the world is good.
Avdotya Mirny: and now I am alone and not sure that is a good thing
Vee Barlett: I love it. Well, until these dipshits stuck arund, but that's fine, too, I suppose.
wyjyoon (Temperance): So tl;dr, we came down to breakfast, Claudius is delivering a baby to the Snow Man, and Ms. Mirny wants to travel along.
Vee Barlett: It can be a good thing.
wyjyoon (Temperance): Sorry, *delivering a two year old
Avdotya Mirny: My family does charcoal
Avdotya Mirny: it is not exciting
Vee Barlett: Maybe you'll find somethin' more excitin' along the way.
Avdotya Mirny: That is what I wanted
Vee Barlett: Too much to hope you can fight?
Avdotya Mirny: but then only three days in I needed the church and now I need you
Avdotya Mirny: I can .... well, not really
TMO (Rothuss Carder): are we in the orphan delivery business now?
Vee Barlett: sighs
Lirtimya: Adventure is usually more exciting than staying in one spot, you just need to find the adventures you like
Vee Barlett: Got a fighter and a squishy to cancel it out. Oh well
Avdotya Mirny: Oh that sounds lovely
wyjyoon (Temperance): Er, apparently so? Not sure what's the deal with the child, I guess we'll find out
Vee Barlett: Ever been on the sea?
Avdotya Mirny: No I hear it is horrible
Vee Barlett: makes a face
Vee Barlett: Whoever said that is horrible. A spite on them.
Avdotya Mirny: My Pa
Lemon (Levi Reed): Yeah they won't tell us why we're delivering the kid
Temperance: The sea is just as eventful as traversing the land.
TMO (Rothuss Carder): is it still pre-dawn?
Lemon (Levi Reed): BOB locked all the priests up somewhere that I can't get to when I tried to find out
Vee Barlett: I don't like cursin' anyone's Pa but... he sounds confused.
Avdotya Mirny: If it is an aventure them maybe I can do that after seeing snow
Vee Barlett: If you pull yer weigh, maybe.
Temperance: Always good to experience it yourself.
wyjyoon (Temperance): Brb, snack break
Lirtimya: The sea brings the best adventures, to me at least
Avdotya Mirny: I hear it is cold and wet
Carissa (Vee Barlett): this our Jilly for this adventure? :P
Vee Barlett: It's beautiful and full of possibilities.
Vee Barlett: Ain't ever know what's over the horizon and that's excitin'
Avdotya Mirny: See that is what I told Pa
Avdotya Mirny: the snow must be beautiful
Vee Barlett: Eh, nothin' prettier than the sea but guessin' we'll find out.
Vee Barlett: Well welcome aboard, I guess, Ms. Mirny. Getcha some breakfast. Think we headin' out today.
Levi Reed: Your name's Mirny?
Claudius : [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [AC: 11 ] [d20+3 = 9]
Avdotya Mirny: Miss Mirny yes
Avdotya Mirny: I ate early
Vee Barlett: Yer packed and ready to go when we is?
Avdotya Mirny: I was told to be ready in case anyone wanted to take me today
Avdotya Mirny: I have a bag outside
Levi Reed: You related to the Lemonshire Mirnys?
Vee Barlett: nodss
Avdotya Mirny: I do not know
Avdotya Mirny: Where is Lemonshire?
Levi Reed: Ehhh, nevermind
TMO (Rothuss Carder): next to Limenton
Lemon (Levi Reed): lol
wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): lol
Lemon (Levi Reed): brb
User has gone AFK. (Lemon)
BOB and we're working here in lemontown, but the've taken all the coke from the ground, and I won't be getting home today ay ay ay ay
TMO (Rothuss Carder): don't know that one
BOB Allentown Billy Joel
TMO (Rothuss Carder): ah
Avdotya Mirny: When are you leaving?
Avdotya Mirny: Do I need to get anything special?
Vee Barlett: A bit after light.
Avdotya Mirny: Oh that will be a while
Vee Barlett: curses
Avdotya Mirny: the sun does not come over the mountain for a couple of hours
Avdotya Mirny: But when you look back west you can see it sparkle on the water
wyjyoon (Temperance): (So leave sooner? Or wait for sunrise?)
Spring (Ratbone Carder): facepalm
Avdotya Mirny: You like that?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): well given the kidnappings were during the dark...
wyjyoon (Temperance): Fair point
Spring (Ratbone Carder): as someone who has lived in deep valleys, i promise you, there is light
Vee Barlett: That do sound pretty but I ain't sure the safety of travelin' when it's dark up here.
Spring (Ratbone Carder): existence of a mountain does not cause the night to drag on
BOB Just to be dim
Avdotya Mirny: I can go now
Vee Barlett: Fine. We'll go when we all ready, yeah? You can meet us by the mule.
Avdotya Mirny: Yes Miss Vee
Avdotya Mirny: Thank you
Vee Barlett: Thank me with gold when we hit the road.
TMO (Rothuss Carder): just remember, Bob lives in as complete an opposite of a mountain valley as is possible on this Earth
BOB This is also true
TMO (Rothuss Carder): if he got any lower, he'd be under water
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol right? I'm on the side of a mountain, it doesn't do anything to light
BOB glub glub
wyjyoon (Temperance): Just keep swimming, just keep swimming
Spring (Ratbone Carder): for reals. i've been blessed to live in a lot of places
BOB Down where its wetter take it from me
Spring (Ratbone Carder): where Bob lives, if you get on a bridge you can see forever
BOB grins
BOB so setting out heading uphill
Spring (Ratbone Carder): i used to watch 4th of july in 5 towns from a bridge
Carissa (Vee Barlett): is eric alive?
BOB He is afk
BOB family thing
Carissa (Vee Barlett): k
Carissa (Vee Barlett): so he has the baby...right...? :P
Carissa (Vee Barlett): one round behind not a problem for us!
BOB LOL
wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol
BOB Levi on diaper duty
BOB Everyone is at full Hit Points, full spells, etc
BOB One of the extensions is still broken so the NPC sheets are not doing great
Lemon (Levi Reed): lol, not a chance
BOB we do have one thing that the rest of you will have to deal with that sadly Michael is not here for
BOB Thuskar
BOB Is following you
BOB well following Jericho
Carissa (Vee Barlett): is he human or....?
BOB Mostly human
Vee Barlett: Can ya speak now,Thuskar?
BOB (Thuskar) Yessssss
BOB Sorry NPC sheets are broken
Vee Barlett: Why not stay here with yer friends? They be missin' you.
Lemon (Levi Reed): So we've acquired Thuskar, Claudius, Miss Mirny, AND a baby. What's next.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): don't tempt him
Spring (Ratbone Carder): a partridge in a pear tree
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): A parrot for Vee
Rothuss Carder: walks into the room yawning and rubbing his eyes.
Spring (Ratbone Carder): a hole in a log at the bottom of the sea
Carissa (Vee Barlett): ok but that sounds like an underwater adventure and 'm up for that
BOB (Thuskar) You sssssaved me, I neeeeed to heeeeelp
Vee Barlett: contemplates
Vee Barlett: You went through a lot, yeah? Would that make ya feel better?
Vee Barlett: 'Cause I'd think bein' around those close to you would, but I ai'nt you.
Rothuss Carder: looks about for food.
BOB (Thuskar) Yessssssss
Vee Barlett: sighs
Vee Barlett: How can ya help us?
BOB (Thuskar) Fiiiiiighttt
Vee Barlett: Fist? Knife? Or...?
BOB (Thuskar) holds up a sword
BOB Saber
Vee Barlett: Oh, nice! Look at the edge on that.
BOB (Thuskar) grunts
Vee Barlett: Mmkay. I'm fine with that. If you can hold yer own, then sure, I supposin' you can come.
BOB (Thuskar) Thankssssss
Vee Barlett: And I do kinda feel bad 'bout you... but don't tell them others I sometimes have feelings as it ain't a good look on me.
BOB (Thuskar) nods to Vee
Vee Barlett: Welcome aboard, Thuskar. Vee if'n ya didn't remember that.
Rothuss Carder: leaves the room again looking for food.
BOB (Thuskar) Veeeee
Levi Reed: Levi
Levi Reed: Thuskar, you can help us protect this baby yeah?
BOB (Thuskar) Leeeeeviiiii
Levi Reed: You know anything about the snowman?
Temperance: Call me Temperance. It's a pleasure.
BOB (Thuskar) Noo babyyyyyy
Temperance: finishes sipping her tea.
Vee Barlett: Don't blame ya.
Lemon (Levi Reed): girl, same
Lirtimya: I'm Lirtimya
BOB (Thuskar) Liirtiiiima
Lemon (Levi Reed): I'm getting Ludo vibes from this guy
BOB Rocks Friends
TMO (Rothuss Carder): LOL
BOB Ok so leaving Thuskar for next week for the most part
BOB when Jericho is here to be horrified
Lemon (Levi Reed): lol, poor Michael
BOB Heading up hill
Rothuss Carder: whistles while he walks.
BOB Did you want anything before you leave?
BOB last chance to pack etc
TMO (Rothuss Carder): magic items! new spells!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): as long as we have rope and rations that's all I know
BOB No spells you do have the staff they gave that back to Temperance
Carissa (Vee Barlett): oh and vee has wax from way back when
TMO (Rothuss Carder): wow, they didn't leap to keep it?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): they gave her the staff back??
BOB Yeap
wyjyoon (Temperance): Cool beans : )
Carissa (Vee Barlett): ....is it? or do they think we'll need it again...?
wyjyoon (Temperance): shrugs. I have no clue. I guess we'll find out when we get there.
BOB Grrr I did think this NPC thing was fixed
BOB going to be interesting
TMO (Rothuss Carder): sorry
Carissa (Vee Barlett): feel sorry for the story chat person
Goblin: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 14]
Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack) [at Parry the Mule] [Hit-AC: 6 vs. 7 ] [AC: 6 ] [HIT]
Goblin: [DAMAGE (M)] Attack [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d6=5)] [d6 = 5]
[5] -> [to Parry the Mule] [STATUS: Moderate]
wyjyoon (Temperance): So on the party pack it shows that Vee has one rope and Levi has another
Lemon (Levi Reed): Who is hurting Parry!?
Lemon (Levi Reed): I'll kill them!
Parry the Mule's health adjusted by +5
BOB Healed him back
BOB was a test
BOB the CT still works well
Lemon (Levi Reed): phew
Carissa (Vee Barlett): animal testing? in this game??
wyjyoon (Temperance): Are we going to need more than that?
BOB LOL
BOB LOl
TMO (Rothuss Carder): need to get that mule a hat
TMO (Rothuss Carder): a fedora
BOB I will give Temperance a wisdom check
wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh ok
Temperance: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 16) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 17]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): she is still half alseep
wyjyoon (Temperance): Wisdom closed for business today
Carissa (Vee Barlett): was it relating to the staff??
BOB Temp needs Tea
Carissa (Vee Barlett): did they deactive it??
TMO (Rothuss Carder): we should restock our rations before heading out
wyjyoon (Temperance): That one cup was not enough
'Rothuss Carder' is at 'Normal' encumbrance. Movebase now 12.
'Rothuss Carder' is at 'Light' encumbrance. Movebase now 9.
BOB Was related to what she said
'Rothuss Carder' is at 'Normal' encumbrance. Movebase now 12.
'Rothuss Carder' is at 'Moderate' encumbrance. Movebase now 6.
'Rothuss Carder' is at 'Normal' encumbrance. Movebase now 12.
'Rothuss Carder' is at 'Light' encumbrance. Movebase now 9.
'Rothuss Carder' is at 'Normal' encumbrance. Movebase now 12.
'Rothuss Carder' is at 'Light' encumbrance. Movebase now 9.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): that we need more than that
wyjyoon (Temperance): On the inventory it says 17 dry rations
'Rothuss Carder' is at 'Normal' encumbrance. Movebase now 12.
'Rothuss Carder' is at 'Light' encumbrance. Movebase now 9.
'Rothuss Carder' is at 'Normal' encumbrance. Movebase now 12.
'Rothuss Carder' is at 'Moderate' encumbrance. Movebase now 6.
'Rothuss Carder' is at 'Normal' encumbrance. Movebase now 12.
'Rothuss Carder' is at 'Light' encumbrance. Movebase now 9.
BOB Rothuss is testing how much he can carry
Carissa (Vee Barlett): so we get more? from the church....?
Levi Reed: Should we get more rope? I feel like we're always short on rope
Lemon (Levi Reed): ooc but it works
Carissa (Vee Barlett): if you can carry it
'Vee Barlett' is at 'Normal' encumbrance. Movebase now 12.
'Vee Barlett' is at 'Light' encumbrance. Movebase now 9.
TMO (Rothuss Carder): Bob - Rothuss has an "Unidentified Item" in his inventory??
Carissa (Vee Barlett): so I found out Vee was carrying weaposn she doesn't even wield or own so now she can actually carry a bit more
'Vee Barlett' is at 'Normal' encumbrance. Movebase now 12.
'Vee Barlett' is at 'Light' encumbrance. Movebase now 9.
TMO (Rothuss Carder): Oh, is that the scrolls he pulled from the bookcase?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): probably as Bob added them to your inventory
TMO (Rothuss Carder): well, he has 2 scrolls also
BOB He gave those to the Church except for three of them
Vee Barlett: we did not ID those three
BOB No you di dnot
BOB But you did keep them
'Vee Barlett' is at 'Moderate' encumbrance. Movebase now 6.
BOB Lirt does not have the ability to Identify them yet
TMO (Rothuss Carder): so the 2 scrolls and item are from the bookcase? or somewhere else?
'Vee Barlett' is at 'Light' encumbrance. Movebase now 9.
BOB all from bookcase
'Vee Barlett' is at 'Moderate' encumbrance. Movebase now 6.
TMO (Rothuss Carder): roger, thanks!
'Vee Barlett' is at 'Light' encumbrance. Movebase now 9.
wyjyoon (Temperance): We made copies of the documents from the weird laboratory, I think
BOB Yes to Wendy
wyjyoon (Temperance): Cool beans, thanks for clarifying!
'Vee Barlett' is at 'Moderate' encumbrance. Movebase now 6.
'Vee Barlett' is at 'Light' encumbrance. Movebase now 9.
TMO (Rothuss Carder): put them in my belt pouch to keep them sequestered from regular items
Carissa (Vee Barlett): welp nevermind Vee's sheet was messed up so whoever can carry extra rations do that
wyjyoon (Temperance): The copied documents? I won't mind doing that
Carissa (Vee Barlett): rations
Lemon (Levi Reed): Why are rations so heavy?
wyjyoon (Temperance): Or are you talking about scrolls TMO
Carissa (Vee Barlett): because stupid rules
wyjyoon (Temperance): Sorry, I need more tea too
Carissa (Vee Barlett): also annoyed because we never worried about them before
Lemon (Levi Reed): Like dried food for a day isn't 17 pounds.
BOB No MREs
wyjyoon (Temperance): I thought that was the number of rations we had
Lemon (Levi Reed): Also, there's something in my inventory that just says "dead"
BOB you never worried about them before because you always either found it through the land or in a town or had a high level priest create food and drink
Lemon (Levi Reed): and "punching"
Rothuss Carder: rations for 1 day weighs 2.5 lbs.
TMO (Rothuss Carder): rations for 1 day weighs 2.5 lbs.
Lemon (Levi Reed): Oohhhh, I see, I have seven of them
Effect ['Punching;BSTR: 0'] removed [from Levi Reed] [by Deletion]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): that's a level 1 spell
Carissa (Vee Barlett): so our current priests could :P
BOB Deleted those for you Lemon
BOB and yes your priest can......
wyjyoon (Temperance): ??
Lemon (Levi Reed): Thank you
BOB Just have to plan to use those spells for that
Carissa (Vee Barlett): again things we never worried about before
BOB Heal or Eat?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): too much planning
Carissa (Vee Barlett): just get rations and ignore it until bob forces us to remember it
BOB warm smile
BOB true
BOB You are only going 2 to 3 days uphill
BOB 9 days of rations in one week's pack
Lemon (Levi Reed): So we hope
BOB Let's go see the snow
BOB heading out
Rothuss Carder: whistles while he walks.
Ratbone Carder: strummy strum strum
Image: Heading uphill
BOB How did that work for everyone?
Lemon (Levi Reed): No problems on my end
Carissa (Vee Barlett): I had to open it myself from that image
BOB great
wyjyoon (Temperance): Got it to open
Spring (Ratbone Carder): I heard a noise but nothig else happened
TMO (Rothuss Carder): Quick Map went black, had to click on Heading Uphill
Spring (Ratbone Carder): Ditto
Lemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, that is what I did, too
Goblin (Dull slutty chortle): [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 10]
Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Attack) [at Levi Reed] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 7 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): slutty chortle??? LOL
BOB Just to make Lemon happy
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Levi got a goblin hitting on him
wyjyoon (Temperance): The names have returned lol
BOB The return of nicknames
Carissa (Vee Barlett): she must have turned away to not have a comment on that
TMO (Rothuss Carder): yessssss!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): LEMON PAY ATTENTION
BOB Across the river you can see four goblins in the shade throwing rocks at you
TMO (Rothuss Carder): but only 1 has a nickname
Lemon (Levi Reed): yesssssssssssssssss
BOB only one has made it across the stream to splash near you
Ratbone Carder: hey!?!?!
Lemon (Levi Reed): Ok, sorry
Levi Reed: I will murder you!
Ratbone Carder: so rude
Vee Barlett: Huh, they throwin' rocks like y'all were throwin' rocks in that cave.
Lemon (Levi Reed): Oh no. They're learning!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): are goblins Levi's enemy? he gets extra hit power against them if so IF we go after them
Lemon (Levi Reed): they are
BOB Everyone should roll Init
Vee Barlett: Vee Barlett tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)
Temperance: Temperance tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)
Levi Reed: [INIT] [d10 = 8]
Vee Barlett: Vee Barlett forced re-roll of initiative.
Temperance: Temperance tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)
Goblin (Dull slutty chortle): [INIT] [MOD:Attack] [d10 = 7]
Vee Barlett: [INIT] [d10 = 2]
Temperance: Temperance tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)
Goblin 2: [INIT] [MOD:Attack] [d10 = 6]
Lirtimya: [INIT] [d10 = 1]
Temperance: Temperance tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)
Goblin 3: [INIT] [MOD:Attack] [d10 = 10]
Goblin 1: [INIT] [MOD:Attack] [d10 = 1]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): huh if you try to treroll init it uses your OLD dice and uses new dice only when you do it properly
Ratbone Carder: [INIT] [d10 = 3]
wyjyoon (Temperance): Can't access init for some reason
Rothuss Carder: [INIT] [d10 = 6]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): hold alt then roll
wyjyoon (Temperance): Trying, might take a bit
Temperance: Temperance forced re-roll of initiative.
BOB and yes it removed everyone who is NOT on the CT from the map when I deleted them
Temperance: [INIT] [d10 = 5]
BOB Someone has to roll for Parry
Carissa (Vee Barlett): good
BOB who ever is controlling them
Carissa (Vee Barlett): spring want parry back?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): you did good
Lemon (Levi Reed): Yes, Spring was a very good mule
wyjyoon (Temperance): Loveliest mule
BOB and here is a new thing again, if you look at the list across the top, there should be a new button in the far lower left corner to swap views
BOB from that to a short CT view
BOB To show you who is next in Init
Claudius : [INIT] [MOD:Rapier] [d10+5 = 12]
Parry the Mule: [INIT] [MOD:Attack #1] [d10 = 7]
[TURN] Lirtimya
TMO (Rothuss Carder): the list of party faces changes to Init Order. Neat
Lemon (Levi Reed): Oh that's pretty cool
Spring (Ratbone Carder): OHHHHHH
Spring (Ratbone Carder): "across the top"
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Can I shoot one of the goblins with an acid arrow from here or do I need to move to the side so I don't hit anyone else?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): did you all restock your arrows before we left...?
BOB What is your range?
Spring (Ratbone Carder): Yes, I guess I can take Parry back
Carissa (Vee Barlett): call it now before Bob says otherwise
TMO (Rothuss Carder): and is it worth spending a spell on 4 goblins?
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): 180 yds
Lemon (Levi Reed): I forgot about arrows
Carissa (Vee Barlett): call it now while you have a potential chance for bob to let it pass
Lemon (Levi Reed): Is it too late?
BOB I will give you arrows
Lemon (Levi Reed): Thank you!
BOB Up to Lirt for if she wants to use a spell
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): TMO has a point, is it worth spedning my onlt acid arrow for the day on a goblin?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (that'll be for Temp, too)
Lemon (Levi Reed): I was going to say otherwise, Levi can make them, but it probably takes time
Carissa (Vee Barlett): I don't think so, but letting you decide Mini
Lemon (Levi Reed): Probably not. They're just goblins. But totally up to you
TMO (Rothuss Carder): I would say no, personally, but it's totally up to you
Carissa (Vee Barlett): we'll have at least 3 potential encounters then night
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I think I'll hold, it doesn't seem worth it
Carissa (Vee Barlett): for reference
[TURN] Goblin 1
[INIT] 1 : Attack
Carissa (Vee Barlett): maybe move out of line of fire?
TMO (Rothuss Carder): personal experience on spell point management is always best
Carissa (Vee Barlett): oh well, no worries, Rothuss can shield you
Lemon (Levi Reed): lol
Lemon (Levi Reed): My first thought was "shield him with the baby!" but that's how intrusive thoughts work, after all
Lirtimya: I don't need to move out of line of sight if I have a shield
TMO (Rothuss Carder): Vee chose not to give Rothuss the shield. Look to someone else for that duty
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): OOC
BOB Runs to hide behind the tree
[TURN] Vee Barlett
[INIT] 2 : Dagger
Carissa (Vee Barlett): oops dagger still up there?
BOB Vee is behind her own tree
Vee Barlett: casually walks closer to the log crossing to glare them down.
[TURN] Ratbone Carder
Spring (Ratbone Carder): looking ...
Spring (Ratbone Carder): i don't have any more of those stone knives do i?
BOB No
Ratbone Carder: [SKILL] Musical Instrument Bagpipes [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 9]
Spring (Ratbone Carder): I'm going to intimidate them with my pipes
BOB nice
[TURN] Temperance
[INIT] 5 : Orison
wyjyoon (Temperance): Can I move to where Vee is standing or is it too tight of a squeeze?
BOB You can
BOB You are outside, easy to move around people
wyjyoon (Temperance): Cool, just checking
Temperance: readies her shortbow when she moves to her new spot.
[TURN] Rothuss Carder
BOB Can take one shot now
wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh right
BOB You moved so that was one action, firing is a second action
wyjyoon (Temperance): I already ended my turn though, that fine still?
BOB if you do not move you get to shots
BOB yes go for it
Rothuss Carder: draws his sabre and dagger and moves to stand behind a tree by the riverbank in case the goblin nearby chooses to try and cross.
Temperance: [DAMAGE (R)] Shortbow [TYPE: piercing (1d6=4)] [d6 = 4]
[4] -> [to Goblin 1] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 1] [STATUS: Dying (0)]
Temperance: [DAMAGE (R)] Shortbow [TYPE: piercing (1d6=6)] [d6 = 6]
[6] -> [to Goblin 1] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 6]
BOB Attack first then damage
BOB grins
wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh whoops
Goblin 1's health adjusted by +3
TMO (Rothuss Carder): Nah, she's good enough to auto-hit
Carissa (Vee Barlett): and be sure to hit them!
wyjyoon (Temperance): Wait you want me to re-roll
BOB Yes need to reroll and also you cannot hit that Number 1 he is behind a tree
BOB you can hit one of the other three
Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 7]
Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Shortbow) [at Goblin 3] [Hit-AC: 13 vs. 6 ] [AC: 13 ] [MISS]
wyjyoon (Temperance): Too far, but tried
BOB anything else from Rothuss?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): sad
TMO (Rothuss Carder): holding attack in case it comes across
TMO (Rothuss Carder): is that Delay, or something else?
BOB Just holding
TMO (Rothuss Carder): sorry, forgot the best way to do that.
BOB and when you want to go you just say so
[TURN] Goblin 2
[INIT] 6 : Attack
Goblin 2: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 12]
BOB SPLASH
[TURN] Parry the Mule
[INIT] 7 : Attack #1
Vee Barlett: snickers
BOB Parry?
Spring (Ratbone Carder): Parry is getting agitated but not doing anything yet
[TURN] Goblin (Dull slutty chortle)
[INIT] 7 : Attack
<font color="#000000">GM : [Translation] Go get them you wimps
<font color="#000000">Go get them you wimps
[understood by: ]
Spring (Ratbone Carder): BTW whoever has Parry, don't they have to let go for Parry to show up in Characters?
BOB yes Release the character if you want someone else to control them
BOB but it should be there for you currently Spring
Spring (Ratbone Carder): ? how can I tell?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): no GM has to clear it
Carissa (Vee Barlett): we can release a character but we still "own" it until Bob clears it
BOB Fixed it was Sharif, not Spring sorry
Rothuss Carder: Somebody want to watch behind us? This is feeling very "distractionary".
[TURN] Levi Reed
Temperance: glances behind her, on high alert
Levi Reed: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(17)] [d20 = 15]
Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Shortbow) [at Goblin 2] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 6 ] [AC: 2 ] [HIT]
Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Flight Arrow [TYPE: untyped (1d6=4)] [d6 = 4]
[4] -> [to Goblin 2] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 3] [STATUS: Dying (0)]
BOB Floating down stream
Lemon (Levi Reed): Sorry, remind me, even or odds for two attacks?
Lirtimya: I'll get that, I have a feeling I won't be much use against these goblins
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (I think a cliff is behind you Temp)
BOB Move and one attack
wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh is that a cliff?
Lemon (Levi Reed): That was not my question
Carissa (Vee Barlett): bows don't follow the question you're asking
Lemon (Levi Reed): ah, there we go, thank you
Carissa (Vee Barlett): bows are always two shots unless you move
Carissa (Vee Barlett): no matter the round
[TURN] Goblin 3
[INIT] 10 : Attack
[TURN] Claudius - [LIGHT: 10/10 candle; [D: 60] | LIGHT: 10/10 candle; [D: 60]]
[INIT] 12 : Rapier
Image: Heading uphill
BOB and Eric is back?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): throw the baby at them!
BOB lol
Lemon (Levi Reed): lolll
e2wolfe (Claudius ): Yep I'm back sorry I'm way off sinc
wyjyoon (Temperance): We've already squished enough pod babies, maybe we should let this one rest lol
Carissa (Vee Barlett): all good, goblins are throwing rocks at us
Lemon (Levi Reed): No one ever answered when I asked if it was human, by the way
e2wolfe (Claudius ): lol sorry yes human two year old boy
wyjyoon (Temperance): I think someone said it looked a bit big for a baby, idk
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol because it's a toddler not a baby
Lemon (Levi Reed): Ok, well that's better. I was like maybe they're attacking us because we have their child
Carissa (Vee Barlett): oh hey not that it mattered earlier but you should be getting... +2? +4? to your attacks against goblins lemon
wyjyoon (Temperance): Would churches keep a child alive if it was a goblin child? I'm curious now
BOB What do you need help with Eric
Carissa (Vee Barlett): FG does not do it for you
Lemon (Levi Reed): Oh, that's good to kno
BOB Down on the bottom of the chat next to the dice click the +4 and it will take it into account
Carissa (Vee Barlett): okay yes +4 to attack rolls
Lemon (Levi Reed): thank you
e2wolfe (Claudius ): How do I target
Carissa (Vee Barlett): to goblins always
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Menu -> Combat Tracker
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Then roll your dice over your enemy preference using the red box next to your weapon
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Which is under Actions -> Weapon
Carissa (Vee Barlett): on your sheet
BOB The goblins are on the other side of the stream from you
Carissa (Vee Barlett): slightly more involved than kLoOge sadly
BOB so no to stabing them with a rapier
Carissa (Vee Barlett): but if you have arrows or stones you can toss them (unless you're without sin)
BOB You can click on them (LOL) to target on the map too etc
Claudius : Are there any rocks around?
Lemon (Levi Reed): Or if you want to take a chance on crossing the log... do you have swimming?
BOB there are always rocks
BOB Rocks Friends
Carissa (Vee Barlett): I don't remember what the rock tossers rolled when they tossed rocks... just their normal weapon attack? then d2?
BOB yes
BOB punch works best
BOB as it also has the correct damage and no bonus for specialized
[ROUND 2]
BOB Did you want to end your turn Eric?
e2wolfe (Claudius ): wow guys I'm holding crap up this round so I'll pass for a second
BOB No
Carissa (Vee Barlett): no worries better to learn now
BOB take your time, it is your first go around
Carissa (Vee Barlett): they're just goblins so we have time :P
Lemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, this is a low stakes fight, take your time
BOB Exactly learn against goblins and not against yeti
e2wolfe (Claudius ): So how would I throw a dagger?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lemme snip sheet to post on discord for you
wyjyoon (Temperance): On my character sheet, under actions tab and then weapons tab, I have a separate dagger that is a throwing kind of dagger. I don't know if it's the same for you, Eric : )
Claudius : [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 1]
Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Dagger) [at Goblin 1] [Hit-AC: 19 vs. 6 ] [AC: 19 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): LOL ouch
Carissa (Vee Barlett): but correct
e2wolfe (Claudius ): well damn thats ominous
Lemon (Levi Reed): Is it too soon to teach him about smelting dice?
wyjyoon (Temperance): He was holding the child and it blocked his vision? : )
BOB You can teach him smelting
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Bottom right. You see the tower and the box nxt to the tower? You can click the silver metal thing to smelt dice and teach them a lesson.
Claudius : Smelting the dice down, forging new ones, and giving them a test roll! [10d4+10d6+10d8+10d10+10d12+10d20 = 335]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Those look like better dice.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): When you smelt it rolls them for you so you can decide if those are better OR if you need to resmelt.
Lemon (Levi Reed): I love smelting the dice
BOB Also by the way if you want more dice they are on sale this week
Lemon (Levi Reed): It really teaches them who's boss
e2wolfe (Claudius ): lol damn ugly first roll
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
[TURN] Lirtimya
Lemon (Levi Reed): It means you got it out of your system early! Now you'll get great ones!
e2wolfe (Claudius ): Thanks for the patience!
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I saw it brought up earlier, should I just roll an observation and keep watch for any sort of ambush? Since I don't have anything ranged except a spell
Carissa (Vee Barlett): sure to both
Lirtimya: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 7]
BOB I will tell you if/when you see something
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Okay
[TURN] Goblin 1
Lirtimya: is keeping watch while the rest of the party takes care of the goblins
BOB Hiding behind the tree still
[TURN] Vee Barlett
Carissa (Vee Barlett): can she poke the one in the water from the shoreline?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): wiat it's dead
BOB It is dead but yes
Lemon (Levi Reed): Why do the zzzs keep happening. I'm HERE FG, leave me a long.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): nevermind poking a dead body is useless
Vee Barlett: moves closer and readies a parry if another tries to come across.
[TURN] Ratbone Carder
BOB Notice Eric on the maps, it knows Line of Sight, what hides, etc.
Spring (Parry the Mule): i am here ...
Spring (Ratbone Carder): and so am i
BOB grins
Claudius : Nice I see it follows your token
BOB Yes and you should be able to click on other friendly tokens to see what they see
e2wolfe (Claudius ): oh cool
BOB Anything for Ratbone?
Spring (Ratbone Carder): thinking furiously
Spring (Ratbone Carder): feeling kind of useless, i don't want to throw my one knife
BOB No worries just making sure it is ok
Ratbone Carder: [SKILL] Musical Instrument Bagpipes [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 14]
BOB simple easy combat to get everyone back into things
[TURN] Temperance
Lemon (Levi Reed): There's always rocks
BOB testing out with the new updates
Spring (Ratbone Carder): AUGH that's what i was trying to think of! rocks!
Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 8]
Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Shortbow) [at Goblin 3] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 6 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]
Spring (Ratbone Carder): too late now. now i'm failing to intimidate with bagpipes
wyjyoon (Temperance): Shortbow says no
[TURN] Rothuss Carder
Carissa (Vee Barlett): two shoots
Carissa (Vee Barlett): oh wait you moved
Carissa (Vee Barlett): sorry cat distracted me so I missed that
wyjyoon (Temperance): Yep no worries!
Rothuss Carder: stands behind his tree, leaning on it, waiting for a goblin to get stupid.
[TURN] Goblin 2
[TURN] Parry the Mule
[TURN] Goblin (Dull slutty chortle)
Goblin (Dull slutty chortle): [CAST] Command [at Vee Barlett]
Vee Barlett: [SAVE] vs. Spell [d20 = 19]
Save [19] [Target 16] -> [for Vee Barlett] [vs Goblin (Dull slutty chortle)] [TARGET-SAVED]
Vee Barlett: glare intensifies
[TURN] Levi Reed
Levi Reed: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(17)] [d20 = 7]
Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Shortbow) [at Goblin 3] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 6 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]
BOB Forgot your +4
Lemon (Levi Reed): Oh, yes, whoops
BOB Reroll
Levi Reed: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(17)] [+4] [d20+4 = 16]
Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Shortbow) [at Goblin 3] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 6 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): two shots unless you move
Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Flight Arrow [TYPE: untyped (1d6=3)] [d6 = 3]
[3] -> [to Goblin 3] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 1] [STATUS: Dying (0)]
Lemon (Levi Reed): Can I hit any of the others from here?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): dunno
Carissa (Vee Barlett): you got to roll to find out :P
Lemon (Levi Reed): I mean like, is there a range?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): yes but it gets harder to hit the farther you are
BOB Yes to the far one, yes there is a range but you are easily inside of it
Carissa (Vee Barlett): it's like 300 ft or something for when it matters
BOB you can fire at up to two targets 120 degrees apart
Lemon (Levi Reed): Ahhh, ok
BOB so yes the far one is in range
Levi Reed: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(17)] [+4] [d20+4 = 9]
Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Shortbow) [at Goblin (Dull slutty chortle)] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 6 ] [AC: 8 ] [MISS]
[TURN] Goblin 3
[TURN] Claudius - [LIGHT: 10/10 candle; [D: 59] | LIGHT: 10/10 candle; [D: 59]]
e2wolfe (Claudius ): Do I still have the child on my back?
BOB However you are carrying him
Carissa (Vee Barlett): puposa!
e2wolfe (Claudius ): One of those swedish baby carriers
e2wolfe (Claudius ): I'm going to set the backpack down in the bush behind me
Carissa (Vee Barlett): hmm apparently that is not the word I want as that is only a food reference...
Lemon (Levi Reed): papoose
Carissa (Vee Barlett): thank you
Lemon (Levi Reed): Give the baby to the babysitter... what's her name?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): but now I want a puposa
Claudius : can I jump the thin span of river?
e2wolfe (Claudius ): sorry I'll get better with the OOC
BOB You can try....
wyjyoon (Temperance): I think it was Ms. Mirty or something like that to Lemon? I forget already
Carissa (Vee Barlett): when you right click you can draw to find distance
e2wolfe (Claudius ): oh wow wider than I thought
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol same
e2wolfe (Claudius ): how deep?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): sadly I cannot measure that
BOB enough to have a quicker flow
BOB downhill
Carissa (Vee Barlett): there is a log to cross
Lemon (Levi Reed): There IS the log bridge, but I think you have to do a dex check to get across it
Carissa (Vee Barlett): or maybe a smaller distance by the trees near Rothuss? hard to tell as I can't see it
e2wolfe (Claudius ): How do you measure?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): right click the map, click the pointer, then click...
Carissa (Vee Barlett): draw arrow
BOB When in doubt right click
Carissa (Vee Barlett): So Right Click -> Pointers (Arrow Icon) -> Draw Arrow (Arrow Icon)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): oh THEN left click point one then point two
Vee Barlett: er wait no, THEN left click and drag
e2wolfe (Claudius ): 30' is my full move right?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): nope
BOB 120 is full move 60 is half move and one attack
Carissa (Vee Barlett): when you drag your icon, it also measures your movement
e2wolfe (Claudius ): ok its 50 ft to the log? Dex check to cross?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): so you have plenty
Carissa (Vee Barlett): 9.5 ft is what I saw
BOB 20 more feet there
BOB 19.5
BOB so not quite half movement yet
Carissa (Vee Barlett): the black font is hard to see... we'll have to tell you have to change that color if you wanta fter this
e2wolfe (Claudius ): Do I have to roll a dex check to cross the log?
BOB yes
Claudius : [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 19]
BOB SPLASH
Carissa (Vee Barlett): smeltttt
e2wolfe (Claudius ): This is the show folks!!Takes a bow
BOB Dex check again
Lemon (Levi Reed): idk man... that would have been a good roll if it was for something else
Carissa (Vee Barlett): it was one point away from critical failure!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): smeltttt
Claudius : [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 8]
Lemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, but I smelt on 1s not on 20s
Carissa (Vee Barlett): hmm... okay maybe no smelt....yet....
BOB He avoids hitting the rock as he floats down stream
Claudius : lol i already smelted
BOB and also avoided the dead goblin hung up on the rock
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Rothuss can catch him
Lemon (Levi Reed): With a 20, I feel like the dice are trying, they're just confused
Carissa (Vee Barlett): oh good goblin to cushion you if you did hit it
BOB and done
Lemon (Levi Reed): lol
e2wolfe (Claudius ): lol well that is one hell of a hello to the group
Carissa (Vee Barlett): if you right click your portrait at the top, and click the circle, it'll let you change the color of your font when you draw or move on the map
BOB Click the down arrow
[ROUND 3]
[TURN] Lirtimya
Carissa (Vee Barlett): and Menu -> Dice lets you change dice color
Lemon (Levi Reed): The other thing is that you can reroll init at the end of the round if you held, because when you hold your turn, it moves you to the bottom automatically
Lemon (Levi Reed): If you want to. It's optional
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I will continue to hold and observe, do I need to reroll for that Bob?
BOB no need for a reroll you were sucessful last time
Claudius : Smelting the dice down, forging new ones, and giving them a test roll! [10d4+10d6+10d8+10d10+10d12+10d20 = 334]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): yay smelt!!
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Okay, then onto the next turn
[TURN] Goblin 1
Lemon (Levi Reed): I'm glad to have another smelting buddy
Carissa (Vee Barlett): could Vee tell something was cast against her?
BOB Running away
BOB and yes she had to make a save so she knew something was attempted, not what
wyjyoon (Temperance): I didn't know goblins could cast, though. That's pretty cool.
Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 8]
BOB I will give Levi one arrow shot as it runs away as his only attack of the round
Carissa (Vee Barlett): ooops don't approve at yet sorry
Lemon (Levi Reed): on goblin 1?
BOB Yes the one with the Init
Levi Reed: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(17)] [+4] [d20+4 = 15]
Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Shortbow) [at Goblin 1] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 6 ] [AC: 2 ] [HIT]
Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Flight Arrow [TYPE: untyped (1d6=2)] [d6 = 2]
[2] -> [to Goblin 1] [STATUS: Heavy]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): hmmm... so.... only 60 ft and attack... but... what if she was chasing him down? how to supershank?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): that is a bob question
BOB First would be the dex check across the log
Carissa (Vee Barlett): she did that
BOB sorry see that now
BOB When you charge it you get one attack, AFTER it gets to hit you,
BOB If you miss you are prone in front of it
[TURN] Vee Barlett
Carissa (Vee Barlett): hmm...
Carissa (Vee Barlett): nope she's going to charge it
Carissa (Vee Barlett): so just roll attack?
BOB First it goes
Carissa (Vee Barlett): ok
Carissa (Vee Barlett): oh wait
Goblin (Dull slutty chortle): [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 9]
Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Vee Barlett] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 6 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): or not ok
BOB ok so that is a miss so she gets her normal attack
Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20+2 = 22]
Attack [22] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Goblin (Dull slutty chortle)] [Hit-AC: -5 vs. 6 ] [AC: -5 ] [CRITICAL HIT]
BOB if she misses she is prone
Carissa (Vee Barlett): SUPERSHANK
BOB well that solves that
Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20+2 = 8]
Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Goblin (Dull slutty chortle)] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 6 ] [AC: 9 ] [MISS]
Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Trident [TYPE: piercing (1d6+2=3)] [d6+2 = 3]
[3] -> [to Goblin (Dull slutty chortle)] [STATUS: Critical]
Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Trident [TYPE: piercing (1d6+2=7)] [d6+2 = 7]
[7] -> [to Goblin (Dull slutty chortle)] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 6] [STATUS: Dying (0)]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): oops I asusmed the second hit
Carissa (Vee Barlett): well it at least can't cast again
BOB I will say it is a hit
BOB and a kill
Carissa (Vee Barlett): SUPERSHANK
BOB as the first hit would be a double damage for the charge
Vee Barlett: muttering, "Tryin' to cast agianst me."
Lemon (Levi Reed): supershank, supershank, she's supershanky
Carissa (Vee Barlett): sweet was going to ask
BOB LOL
[TURN] Ratbone Carder
Vee Barlett: holds up trident angrily to the one running away
Vee Barlett: YEAH YOU BETTER RUN!
[TURN] Temperance
wyjyoon (Temperance): Another one bites the dust under supershank lol
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (someone help Claudius now, lol)
BOB and it is off into the woods
BOB and out of combat
Vee Barlett: checks goblin for loot.
Levi Reed: I would like to collect any arrows I can find, and loot the goblins I can loot
Lemon (Levi Reed): ooc
wyjyoon (Temperance): I would like to do that as well
Carissa (Vee Barlett): goblins don't normally cast spells so wondering if it has a fancy item on it...
Levi Reed: attempts to help Claudius
BOB Sadly I cannot do a treasure roll on the NPCs
Lemon (Levi Reed): What do I need to roll? Swimming?
BOB For Levi yes Swimming
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Swimming [MOD:STR] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 8]
BOB just to keep your head up and drag him over
BOB it is not that deep, about 5 foot
BOB but moves quickly
Lemon (Levi Reed): Fantastic
Levi Reed: collects arrows
Vee Barlett: tries to figure out how this goblin casted a spell
Levi Reed: loots goblin 3
BOB Intelligence check for Vee
Temperance: collects her arrows
Lemon (Levi Reed): Need to get it all down in writing there
Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 10]
Claudius : Thanks mate holds out his hand
BOB Temp and Levi need dex checks to cross over where the arrows are
Levi Reed: nods
Levi Reed: Better check on that baby
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (or ask Vee to do it for you)
Levi Reed: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 8]
Claudius : right....
BOB and Vee spots a holy symbol on it, a weird skull like think, a shrunken head maybe? of a small person?
Temperance: Vee or Levi, would you mind picking up my arrows if you see them?
Levi Reed: Or give it to the babysitter. What was your name again, Miss?
Vee Barlett: Weird....
Vee Barlett: grabs it to stow it and study later.
BOB So likely a priest or shaman of some sort
Carissa (Vee Barlett): goblin priest?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): got it
Vee Barlett: guess even goblins need religion
Levi Reed: collects Temperance's arrows
wyjyoon (Temperance): If it's a holy symbol, would Temp recognize it or no?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): grabs whatever loot Bob will roll later and goes back to the road.
Vee Barlett: grabs whatever loot Bob will roll later and goes back to the road.
Avdotya Mirny: Stays close but not touching the baby
Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 14] [d20 = 1]
Vee Barlett: ballet dances across the log
BOB grins
Temperance: Must've found something good for you to dance like that, Captain
Levi Reed: Claudius, Miss Mirny said she can babysit. If you need a break or anything, you can talk to her
Vee Barlett: Hey, Claudius. That Ms. Mirny says she can babysit if ya need.
Claudius : Picks up the package and tightens the strapso on the pack
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (oops you were a second earlier than me)
Rothuss Carder: That was .. interesting.
Spring (Ratbone Carder): LOL
Vee Barlett: Alright, pack it up let's go. No reason to linger.
Lemon (Levi Reed): We're just all really really wanting to make sure he knows there's a designated babysitter so he doesn't try and make us help lol
Claudius : I'll carry him for now. Gotta keep this package close... but you have my thanks.
Effect ['LIGHT: 10/10 candle'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Claudius ]
Effect ['LIGHT: 10/10 candle'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Claudius ]
The date is Lad____se, 21st Sow (Late Spring), 587 SGR
Young Moon's phase is Morning Crescent
Old Moon's phase is Evening Crescent
The date is Lad____de, 3rd Lec (Early Summer), 587 SGR
Young Moon's phase is Last Quarter
Old Moon's phase is Waning Gibbous
Lemon (Levi Reed): Wow, ok
The date is Ced____de, 4th Lec (Early Summer), 587 SGR
Young Moon's phase is Last Quarter
Old Moon's phase is Waning Gibbous
The time is 6:00 AM
Carissa (Vee Barlett): look at us time travel!
Lemon (Levi Reed): That moon went fast
The time is 8:00 AM
The time is 8:53 AM
TMO (Rothuss Carder): the entire world just got whiplash
e2wolfe (Claudius ): lol wouldn't dare and I'll definetly unload soon
BOB That is now the correct time and date
The time is 8:53 AM
The date is Lad____de, 3rd Lec (Early Summer), 587 SGR
Young Moon's phase is Last Quarter
Old Moon's phase is Waning Gibbous
BOB Menu and Calendar
Claudius : I'm going to feed the child
Levi Reed: Do we have to stop for that?
Claudius : I can manage
Vee Barlett: Do you often take care of kids?
Claudius : Clearly has no idea how to feed a child as he trys
[100 XP] -> Vee Barlett
[100 XP] -> Ratbone Carder
[100 XP] -> Levi Reed
[100 XP] -> Temperance
Claudius : oh ya i'm great with kids!
[100 XP] -> Jericho
[100 XP] -> Rothuss Carder
[100 XP] -> Lirtimya
[100 XP] -> Claudius
Vee Barlett: Uh huh... and uh, how's the feedin' goin?
Rothuss Carder: We can tell. They seem to really like you.
Vee Barlett: I ain't an expert at all but... uh... looks messy.
Claudius : pushes kids hands away and spills food everywhere
Claudius : Its a piece of cake. No idea what the big deal is about these things
Vee Barlett: Ya sure ya maybe don't need help? Not that I'm offerin' mine, but I am offerin' the missus.
BOB and the blood markers are working properly also
BOB where you killed the goblins
Claudius : I mean.. yeah maybe if she's free and all...
Carissa (Vee Barlett): it's the important things that matter
BOB grins
BOB thinks I cannot test without players in to do things
Claudius : I wont be taking my eye off him so be sure he stays safe
Vee Barlett: Ms Ms Mirny. Can you help 'em? Looks like he admittin' defeat.
Avdotya Mirny: I um, take care of it how?
Avdotya Mirny: Yes Miss Vee
Vee Barlett: Help 'em feed it.
Vee Barlett: Not the other kind of takin' care of it.
Claudius : I just feel babysitting is a little waste of my fine skills
looks down at her dress,
Vee Barlett: You and me both.
Avdotya Mirny: then shrugs and starts to undo it
Levi Reed: oh dear god no
Vee Barlett: You a wet nurse?
Avdotya Mirny: No
Vee Barlett: Don't think that be workin' then.
Claudius : you know feed it and change it I guess.
Vee Barlett: Try just givin' it some of that cake. Looks like a two person job.
Levi Reed: I thought you said you could babysit
Avdotya Mirny: Baby sit yes, but I have never fed a baby before
Vee Barlett: Where's the twin? Ratbone? How you feed a kid??
Ratbone Carder: the kid is two, regular food will do. none of you have baby sisters or brothers?
Avdotya Mirny: I suppose wiping it clean is easy enough
Shakes her head
Rothuss Carder: Nah, I'm an only child.
Rothuss Carder: skips out of reach.
BOB LOL
Vee Barlett: My brother close enough to my age I didn't need no babysittin'
Levi Reed: I'm the youngest
Spring (Ratbone Carder): Rats, FG didn't let me punch my brother
Levi Reed: What do you think babysitting means, Mirny?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): LOL
Lemon (Levi Reed): I'm dropping the Miss. She hasn't earned that title lol
Ratbone Carder: gives the kid a cracker of hard tack
Carissa (Vee Barlett): huh you're right it doesnt
Vee Barlett: Martial Arts: Kidney punch [d20 = 12]
Vee Barlett: Martial Arts: Wild swing [d20 = 1]
Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Punch Result:0 [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d0=0)] [d0 = 0]
Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Punch Result:1 [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d0=1)] [d0 = 1]
Vee Barlett: KNOCK OUT ROLL [TARGET:2] Knockout roll fail! [d100 = 87]
Vee Barlett: KNOCK OUT ROLL [TARGET:5] Knockout roll fail! [d100 = 69]
Ratbone Carder: here, gnaw on that, kid
Carissa (Vee Barlett): so you just have to click it and bob will assume who it hits
Spring (Ratbone Carder): hahahaha
Ratbone Carder: Martial Arts: Combination [d20 = 9]
Ratbone Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Punch Result:1 [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d0=1)] [d0 = 1]
Ratbone Carder: KNOCK OUT ROLL [TARGET:10] Knockout roll fail! [d100 = 53]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): perfect
Vee Barlett: Hopefully we get there soon. I didn't sign up for kid transport...
Vee Barlett: Y'all good now?
Levi Reed: I mean, technically we did, at the end there...
Vee Barlett: Nah, we agreed to help him. And some of ya were suckers and agreed to help him with the kid.
Ratbone Carder: Martial Arts: Jab [d20 = 15]
Ratbone Carder: KNOCK OUT ROLL [TARGET:6] Knockout roll fail! [d100 = 7]
Ratbone Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Punch Result:2 [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d0=2)] [d0 = 2]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): so close to a knockout
Claudius : For which you have my unending appreciation
Claudius : bows with a flourish
Vee Barlett: Well ya were ready to charge down some goblins which is already more than others so still good with ya.
BOB We will have to test more and then can report it as an error
BOB I know who created it not sure they still maintain it
Vee Barlett: So why ya owe the church a debt anyways, Claud?
Vee Barlett: Ain't smart to be in debt to them. Unless yer a priest and they already make questionable decisions.
Claudius : Wasn't really my choice... I used to be a privateer and my ship was lost. They found me and brought me back to health. This was what they asked in return. I really couldn't say no...besides, I don't like carrying debt
[TURN] Ratbone Carder
Claudius : Seemed like a simple enough task in return
Vee Barlett: Hmm, not as bad as I was thinkin'
Rothuss Carder: Isn't privateer a fancy word for a pirate?
Vee Barlett: Given what they had us do, easy task for ya.
Levi Reed: Hey, we thought checking on those supplies was going to be an easy task, and look where it got us
Vee Barlett: You think everyone be a pirate, Rothuss.
Levi Reed: Don't count those chickens yet
Vee Barlett: Levi definitely ain't one.
Rothuss Carder: Do I? I thought it was everyone around you.
Ratbone Carder: Privateer is OFFICIAL pirate
Vee Barlett: Yet not a shred of proof, yeah? Assumptions don't make anyone look good.
Ratbone Carder: the rest are self employed
Levi Reed: Why so defensive Vee? We all know your family business is all above board
Vee Barlett: That's what I'm sayin'!
Vee Barlett: It's them damn churchy ones who keep thinkin' thoughts.
Levi Reed: winks at Rothuss when Vee isn't looking
Vee Barlett: stabbing hand twitches
Rothuss Carder: grins back at Levi.
Temperance: shakes her head and muffles a chuckle at the interaction
Rothuss Carder: Don't worry Vee. We'd never accuse you of thinking thoughts.
Claudius : We prefer legal pirate. Keeps you from that gallows for a cost
Vee Barlett: Of course you wouldn't 'cause that'd require you to think.
Vee Barlett: Hmm, I might be likin' you for completely unrelated reasons.
Lemon (Levi Reed): "I know you are but what am I"
Claudius : winks at Vee
Rothuss Carder: Parrots of a feather flocking together?
Vee Barlett: ignores Rothuss
Levi Reed: Can we try and pick up the pace a little? I want to get this child burden off our backs
Vee Barlett: Too bad it ain't yer baby.
Claudius : Good with me mate
Levi Reed: Why?
Vee Barlett: No, yer other baby.
Vee Barlett: The one in the corner.
Levi Reed: Oh, yeah, I do miss him. Hope his stomach feels better and he catches up
Vee Barlett: Yer in a much better mood when he's around.
Levi Reed: Snuggles are good for the soul. You should try it sometime, Vee
Levi Reed: If you can find something that wants to snuggle you
Vee Barlett: I can when I need.
Levi Reed: Ruffus was a good snuggler, huh?
Vee Barlett: Dunno. He left too quick to find out.
Rothuss Carder: Thought he was a rude one.
Vee Barlett: But don't matter. I get by fine without needin' snugglin' all the time like you do.
Vee Barlett: Right? He kinda was.
The time is 11:53 AM
Image: Ruins in the forest
Levi Reed: I don't know, Vee, you might be too prickly for snuggles
Rothuss Carder: No appreciation of the finer things in life.
Levi Reed: Like that plant... what's that spiky plant you told me about, Temperance?
Temperance: Cacti?
Vee Barlett: Not everyone like bein' touched all the time, yeah?
Levi Reed: Nah, that one sounds like a disease
Levi Reed: Well, that might work too
Vee Barlett: Yer a disease, Levi.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): oooh dragonflies
Levi Reed: And yet, somehow, I'm the one with a snugglebuddy
Vee Barlett: 'Cause ya want one.
BOB For when we start next week that is what you see as you head farther uphill
Vee Barlett: That be the point yer missin'. I don't want one.
Levi Reed: Sure
Carissa (Vee Barlett): think we're all winding down?
BOB Yes
TMO (Rothuss Carder): possibly so
Lemon (Levi Reed): Already? My baby didn't make it yet
BOB warm smile
BOB He will not be in tonight
Carissa: worth giving him until 11 PM but after that...
BOB but next week he will be in all week he said
BOB I will work on the NPC sheets over the weekend too
Claudius : Sounds good thanks everyone for the patience tonight. Sorry my oldest boy got dumped tonight so I had to talk him back up earlier. I had fun.
TMO (Rothuss Carder): no worries. welcome back!
Lemon (Levi Reed): Awww, that's rough
BOB Glad to have you back
Spring (Ratbone Carder): Aw that sucks
Carissa: Aw, poor kid. No worries at all.
Spring (Ratbone Carder): Don't you worry, glad you are back
wyjyoon (Temperance): It was good to have you! : )
Claudius : Thanks it was awesome to play again! See you guys next week.
Spring (Ratbone Carder): bye y'all!
Carissa: we'll be here
Carissa: night all!
BOB Have a great night everyone
'Spring' disconnected
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Goodnight
TMO (Rothuss Carder): ciao!
'Carissa' disconnected
wyjyoon: Have a good night everyone!
'wyjyoon' disconnected
BOB Chat will be up shortly
'e2wolfe' disconnected
'TMO' disconnected
'JtomTMO' disconnected
Lemon (Levi Reed): Goodnight friends! It was a fun one!
'Lemon' disconnected
The date is Trall____de, 2nd Lec (Early Summer), 587 SGR
Young Moon's phase is Full Moon
Old Moon's phase is Waning Gibbous
The time is 11:53 AM
