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'wyjyoon' connected

GM: Hello Wendy

GM: Ask away with any questions you have Wendy

wyjyoon: Just thinking about the logistics of the whole underwater thing for right now! And looking over spells. I might pop some questions after I've wrapped my brain around what to do exactly!

GM: I am here

'Master TMO' connected

GM: Hey there TMO

Master TMO: heylo

GM: TMO when you go to the Party Sheet can you see the Downtime Tracker tab?

'JtomTMO' connected

Master TMO: there is a tab I can click on, it is empty

GM: Thank you

Rothuss Carder: added one, can't alter time, unless I missed the switch

GM: I can see it

Rothuss Carder: and I can only add for my own character

Rothuss Carder: once created, don't seem to be able to edit it, only delete

Rothuss Carder: what is the MNM stuff?

GM: Mad Nomad is the developer of the extensions

GM: Of several of the ones we use

GM: I do know that the Inventory tab has some issues but not sure which extensions cause which errors

Rothuss Carder: anything we players need to investigate/play with/explore/use?

Rothuss Carder: or just close?

GM: If you do explore just let me know errors or things we want to change

GM: and hey there JTom sorry did not see you pop in

Rothuss Carder: I trained him in stealth as a child

GM: grins

Rothuss Carder: Hello Wendy and Shislif

GM: Sharif is not in

GM: that is an illusion

wyjyoon (Temperance): Hello hello!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol

Rothuss Carder: I roll to disbelieve!

Rothuss Carder: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 9) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 13]

wyjyoon (Temperance): Is he like the ghost monkey too lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): A figment of someone's imagination

GM: Not sure who took that Token, but I do not show him logged in at all

Rothuss Carder: there's no color tracker at the top left, maybe just a function of a narrow image icon?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Hello!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Hey JTom!

GM: Yes

Rothuss Carder: so, shall we try to drown the ladies again?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): Just keep swimming they said, it'll be fun they said

wyjyoon (Temperance): : P

Rothuss Carder: I guess we should add what they're working on to the Downtime sheet as well, while we're here and on the topic

wyjyoon (Temperance): Sounds good!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lirt wanted some training before, I think?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Is the research thing still a thing?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Yes

GM: Yeap

wyjyoon (Temperance): Cool : )

GM: and yes to TMO

Spells and NWPs

GM: wanted to test that idea AND figure out what people think it important to know

GM: and trck

GM: track

'LemonyLemon' connected

Rothuss Carder: so the Climb Walls learning for Rothuss is actually done.

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): There's the list of NWPs and spells all the waqy to 5th level

Rothuss Carder: won't let me delete the task

GM: Hello Lemon

wyjyoon (Temperance): Hey Lemon!

GM: and deleted TMO

GM: Should we use the refresh to bring TMO back?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Hello friends

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I am an exhausted shell of a person so I make no promises as to how long I will last this evening

Rothuss Carder: bring me back where?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Lemon!

GM: Was a joke TMO, that I deleted the tracker but said I deleted you

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): oh, I get it. You deleted me. Got it. I Slow

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I Not Bright

GM: 'Every little light helps

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): "The door is open, but the little light isn't on"

wyjyoon (Temperance): I wasn't thinking about this originally, but maybe I need a religion NWP

GM: Jtom and Wendy are getting help with what they can do and how they can do it as they want

GM: and Lemon is hanging out and speculating on ghost fish to go along with ghost monkeys and ghost lizards

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Is she?

wyjyoon (Temperance): LOL chase your ghostie friends

wyjyoon (Temperance): But also

wyjyoon (Temperance): On the topic of doing things and getting help, is the dive bell thing something probable?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Because brain can't imagine it too well rn

GM: If you can create it then yes

GM: but the idea is how would you create and why

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): or we all attack Lirt until she levels up and learns the Breath Water spell

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Didn't Violette say she could hold her breath underwater for like,e ver? Why don't we just make her go do stuff

wyjyoon (Temperance): I was thinking two people could go with Violette to go do the stuff

wyjyoon (Temperance): Since the potion is just for two

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Yes, the ideal D&D session. "NPC! Go explore the dungeon for me! Report back on what you find!"

GM: LOL

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): lol

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Lol, but with BOB, they are rarely dungeons. They're some kind of complicated political puzzle

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): They're going to have to negotiate with a giant sentient clam or something, and Levi isn't great at that

GM: We will do more dungeons now you are in the islands and not in swamps where they sink

GM: Just letting you all gain some skills and levels before you go deeper into caves and dungeon

wyjyoon (Temperance): The cave was underground, does that count?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): that will make Jericho's day

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): We better get it done before October then : )

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): well we better do the caves fast before he comes back

GM: grins the first one was a sample and people did ok, then the longer one was not quite so fun for everyone

Levi Reed: everyone is weenies

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ooc

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): but it works

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): It was alright

GM: TMO tested the Down Time Tracker for us already

GM: Is there anything else that people want to test? character sheet wise? spell effect wise, etc?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh right I was looking at spells

wyjyoon (Temperance): Got distracted

GM: we can take advantage of the idea that is it morning so everyone is fully healed, full spells, we can experiment and then reset easily

GM: OH LOOK SQUIRREL

wyjyoon (Temperance): That's me in a nutshell

GM: JTom how much school is left for you?

Rothuss Carder: starts stripping off his clothing and tossing them in a pile on top of a rock.

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): idk, plenty

GM: grins, we have three weeks left here max, most are two more weeks

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): the boy refuses to do a bunch of his homework, so he's not done until it is. ;)

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): It's like the song that never ends, the pile gets bigger and bigger even when I do work

GM: Ahhh well zero XP until the homework is gone?

GM: I will admit I skipped the final exam for my senior year of physics, because I already had a 110% in the class

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Welcome to the rest of your life, my dude

GM: Had not gotten a question wrong all year, plus all the bonus questions

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): The piles of things that need to be done continue to get bigger no matter how much you do

Lirtimya: Guess I won't be getting xp for the next year or so, seeing as I get to do math all through summer anyways

Lirtimya: Sorry OOC

GM: grins

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): he does well, but not *that* well

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): OOC x2

GM: Math is never ending

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): all these people who refuse to realize how useful math is. "But I'll never use it!" Bah humbug

GM: But you are getting credit hours knocked off?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Lol no

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Beyond basic addition and subtraction, I do not use math in my daily life

GM: THAT is his issue, he does not do math so he has no idea that he already has enough credit hours, so he has to keep doing them

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): but you *could* use it, you just don't know it. :D

wyjyoon (Temperance): Um so this might be a silly question, but is there a difference between sanctify and bless, because my brain isn't grasping it yet

GM: What are the chances that Lemon will get sick if X number of children come to class?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): 100

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I catch it all

wyjyoon (Temperance): She's already sick

GM: Checking both for you before answering Wendy

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Say it with me, "Viruses are not Pokemon..."

Spell: Sanctuary

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Sanctify

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): not Sanctuary

Spell: Bless

GM: DOH

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): ir/uar

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): if/uar

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I don't TRY to catch it all, but my immune system is garbage

GM: Sanctify is an Area of Effect for a specific place, like an altar, where Bless is targeted at a group of people or objects

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh okay, hang on, reading sanctify again

GM: Also Sanctify is a cooperative spell so if multiple priests of the same religion cast it together it is more powerful

GM: Bless is a single priest spell

wyjyoon (Temperance): So if sanctify is cast on a specific area and your party is within said area, they receive the effect too, right? Or am I still confused

GM: Yes

GM: and if Jericho and Temperance both cast it is more powerful

wyjyoon (Temperance): I guess we'll see how it works in October : )

GM: Thus, one 8th-level and three 6th-level priests would give the spell a duration of 14 rounds (8+2+2+2).

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): simple addition.

GM: MATH

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Yeah but it's the good kind

GM: lol

GM: quote

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Why was 6 afraid of 7?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): we all know this one

GM: Do you?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): but do you know part 2?

GM: that is more complicated math

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): because 7 ate 8

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I've heard part 2, but I don't remember it offhand

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): lol 7 ate 9

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): sorry brain

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): because 7 ate 9. But do you know *why* 7 ate 9?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): not at the moment, I don't

wyjyoon (Temperance): The lore behind the numbers

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): because you should eat 3 squared meals a day

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): that's the bad math

GM: LOL

GM: quote

wyjyoon (Temperance): OH I got it lol

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): That's why I don't know that one

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I ran into that one yesterday. hadn't heard it before that I can remember

GM: Also slightly dragging back to topic for Wendy, the Bless spell can be used on individuals to give them a plus 5% which is the +1 to any roll

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): wait? topic? there's a topic? WHERE?

GM: The target can be 60 yards away

wyjyoon (Temperance): Was about to ask about the effects : )

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Topics are for weenies who stay on the rails

GM: so if you want to cast on Rothuss to help his singing it gives him a plus 5%

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): brb

User has gone AFK. (LemonyLemon)

wyjyoon (Temperance): But he can't sing underwater

wyjyoon (Temperance): Can he?

GM: But on Levi for his charming ghost monkeys it is a plus 1 to charisma

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): he doesn't really sing out of water either

GM: and grabbing that page for you

GM: breathing underwater and water breathing are two different things

wyjyoon (Temperance): One of these days I'm going to find "DND Spells for Beginners" or something

GM: You are way past that point

GM: you are into edge case stuff already

wyjyoon (Temperance): Am I?

wyjyoon (Temperance): But okay, back to bless and sanctify, I'm interpreting that the effects of those spells are pretty similar on the people?

GM: yes and no

GM: Bless gives Levi a plus 5% to his saves

GM: Sanctify gives Levi a plus 10% (+2) to his saves IF he is in the sactified area, if he leaves it then Zero

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Bless is on the people and is slightly less effective. Sanctify is on an area, and only works in that area. Gets extra bonus if people there are of same religion

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): so if the fight leaves the chamber you're in, Bless would still work, Sanctify would not

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh okay, that actually makes sense, since sanctify is an area effect spell

GM: Most churches have their altar area with a permanent Sactify cast on it. but that indicates a well off church or temple

GM: Becasue it can cost thousands of gold to make that happen

GM: and it needs X levels of priests to stay nearby to keep it up

GM: SOOOOOO you need to send low level priests off on adventures.....

GM: Huh

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol

GM: I am very happy you are growing in level and curiosity to discover these things

wyjyoon (Temperance): I mean, as someone who had zero xp before I started, I'm glad I'm making some progress

GM: You are by leaps and bounds

GM: Like a monkey

GM: man that did not draw Lemon out

wyjyoon (Temperance): No it did not

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh wait, I had another question

wyjyoon (Temperance): Could you link me the page to the Withdraw spell?

GM: Jtom is there a spell you want to research or hope to find in some forgotten corner of a library?

wyjyoon (Temperance): I read it through the wiki and it just confused me because I think it has to do with time and stuff

GM: Planning for future adventures

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): For 2nd level spells, Summon Swarm

Spell: Withdraw Spell

wyjyoon (Temperance): Thanks Bob : )

GM: That is good JTom

GM: what about future wishes?

GM: What 3rd or 4th level spells woudl she have her eyes on

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): 3rd level water breathingand melf's minute meteors

GM: So adventure to the temple of the stars check

wyjyoon (Temperance): Shoot for the stars

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): 4th level Evard's Black Tentacles or Conjure Elemental

GM: What is the question on Withdraw?

GM: Both of those are fun spells Jtom

GM: Will keep that in mind as potential things to find, get as a reward etc

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): And 5th level, the last one I have in my little book thing marked down, Airy Water or Major Creation

GM: Find a scroll of Conjure Water Elemental, use it now? or hold it and learn it in 2 more levels.....

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): hold it! :P

Lirtimya: Definatly hold

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): OOC

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Alt didn't do it's job for some reason

GM: Can release the character and just type too

GM: How are the maps doing for people? the overall Borinquen map is ok? do you want more pins/icons to show where things are?

GM: and bombarding everyone with questions to distract Carissa from the idea that Lemon stole two drinks of her potion

wyjyoon (Temperance): It musta been a good drink

GM: So what is the thought on Withdraw?

wyjyoon (Temperance): I think pins would be nice just as someone who has a hard time reading maps on a daily basis!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh yeah Withdraw

GM: I can add more, each pin in the map will open up a Story that is a link to that page on the site

wyjyoon (Temperance): So the spell is for the Priest to basically sit and think, right? It says that it alters the flow of time with regard to himself, which means time doesn't pass for the priest but it does for the rest of the party?

GM: Now that you are in the Bowl you have been in each of the four primary adventure locations (with two more in the future)

GM: Correct on Withdraw, so Temp could cast Withdraw, the heal herself, stop and think about what the hell is going on and get another spell ready, move her dagger in front of Vee who just threw her last one and then the spell is over and Temp casts again

GM: All that presumes Zero movement

wyjyoon (Temperance): I like the "think about what the hell is going on" part

User has gone AFK. (Master TMO)

wyjyoon (Temperance): But it's good that I interpreted the spell properly, magic is ... hard to wrap my brain around

GM: Good

GM: If you can start casting spells.... Lemon we need to talk

wyjyoon (Temperance): It's not necessarily the casting that's the tricky part, it's more so learning when to apply the spells the most effectively : )

wyjyoon (Temperance): Which comes with experience, I'm sure

GM: Knowing your spells is the key thing

GM: Knowing you have X number of combat attack, X number of affect the other guys X number of help our side

GM: And then going hmmm Vee and Melange can attack and kill these monsters, so I can help by making them fall over

GM: OR just knowing to not do anything and wait until later

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): what

GM: Lirt has done that several times

GM: What lemon?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Idk, I saw "lemon we need to talk"

JtomTMO: How to play low level magic user: know where the do nothing button is

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): so now I'm scrolling up to see what that was all about

GM: If Wendy can start casting spells we need to talk Lemon.... we can make some serious cash on her

GM: BINGO JTom

GM: Quote

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): wha

wyjyoon (Temperance): I didn't get that at all

GM: Untangled noodles

wyjyoon (Temperance): Tangled noodles

GM: TO be clear queen of the summaries, that last Quote for for JTom's excellent low level magic quote

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Yes, that was fantastic and hilarious. It's just everything else that I don't understand

GM: I am very happy to have the two of you here (JTom and Wendy) you both make the game fun

JtomTMO: Hear that TMO, I'm taking oiver the funny role as well

GM: The old folks like Lemon and TMO are good too ;)

GM: LOL

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): What was that, sonny? Speak up!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol

JtomTMO: lol

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Oh, that reminds me, I found my new favorite meme response in a stupid mobile game that I play. Posting it in the discord.

Master TMO: great, he's over here behind me telling me I'm obsolete.

GM: lol

Master TMO: just what every father wants to hear

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol

GM: Now he can pay the mortgage

JtomTMO: I said he was becoming obsolete in the funny department

wyjyoon (Temperance): LOL Lemon that's how I feel about spells

wyjyoon (Temperance): Also what is a numerological formula

GM: In relation to which?

wyjyoon (Temperance): In relation to a personal reading spell

wyjyoon (Temperance): It says the requirement is "a book of numerological formulae"

Spell: Personal Reading

GM: The material component is a small book of numerological formulae and notes (different from the book used in telethaumaturgy). The book is not consumed in the casting.

GM: No this is not sinister at all.... The subject need not be present during the casting. The priest can cast the spell without ever having met the subject.

GM: So you need a small book of numbers, similar to a chart of moon phases with the seasons etc

wyjyoon (Temperance): So basically the calendar?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): stupid priest math

GM: Computations of the perfect triangle in relation to the full moon in the second house of the Greater Mongoose

wyjyoon (Temperance): Listen I didn't know what I was signing up for when I jumped into this

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): girl, same

GM: As Carissa said, "OH then I realized I could just make it up and it all became so easy"

wyjyoon (Temperance): So a triangle with moon phases and what house?

GM: Just making things up

Master TMO: house of the rising sun

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): That's not in the Greater Mongoose, that's in New Orleans

GM: I was born in a crossfire hurricane

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): random throwback but ok

GM: Took that ride on Peloton today

GM: but it makes as much sense as the House of Greater Mongoose

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): True

GM: Are we here?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Yes, but looking through spells

GM: No worries two devices said no internet and I am like Yes there is

wyjyoon (Temperance): For a moment I thought you were gonna be like "that was an existential question"

GM: grins

wyjyoon (Temperance): So for the Chant spell, all Temp has to do is stay in one place and "chant mystic syllables"?

wyjyoon (Temperance): For the spell to continue?

GM: Yeap

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lotsa spells that say "Okay, priest, it's a game of freeze tag"

wyjyoon (Temperance): Freeze if you want your spell to continue

GM: grins

Master TMO: if it's not on your list already, any time Rothuss gets an inspiration for a new random spell. No rush, whenever you think is appropriate, but he's eligible for several, I think.

wyjyoon (Temperance): I'm done asking questions, so go for it TMO : )

GM: Yes I had one at the lizard witch doctor but we did not get that far there

Master TMO: oh well. I like the 'spell chosen randomly' thing for him.

Master TMO: whenever though. that's part of the randomness

GM: Yeap she had a scroll but needed more interactions etc

wyjyoon (Temperance): Darn

GM: Any random magic type person might have something that Roth can take advantage of

GM: Posted the video in Discord about the confluence of spells and thought

GM: at least that is what sprang to mind for me

GM: again maybe too many convoluted noodles

Master TMO: learning from scrolls and books is boring. :) I like the creative inspiration for a completely random spell from the lists better. So I don't know what I'm getting until I've got it. :angel:

GM: Yeap full understand

wyjyoon (Temperance): I actually have another question about a completely different thing

Master TMO: for me, the downside to learning from scrolls and books is that all the mages in the party wind up with the exact same spell lists.

GM: exactly the Preacher Lisa has railed against that in her sermons for ages

Master TMO: well, she ain't wrong

wyjyoon: I guess that makes sense

wyjyoon: I dunno how mages work, but don't they also have schools to give them the variety?

wyjyoon: For spells I mean

wyjyoon: Not the question I wanted to ask but

GM: ask many

Master TMO: yes and no. it doesn't change the spells you can learn, but it makes some more powerful, but makes it impossible to learn others.

Master TMO: and few folks are willing to take the disadvantages to get the advantages. it's not a great trade mathematically. can be good storywise though

wyjyoon: Oh okay! So it sets a limit on which spell types you can enhance depending on the school

Master TMO: the most common is Illusionist. you're better at illusion and mind-affecting spells, but can't cast most combat magic.

Master TMO: Lirt is a form of specialist. Sea Magic

GM: Specialization comes with a cost

wyjyoon: It's like both of you are reading my tangled noodles

wyjyoon: You both just keep answering questions that I'm about to ask : )

JtomTMO: I'm speeeeecial

Master TMO: is this your card? 3 Clubs

GM: 7 of hearts

wyjyoon: Actually 5 of diamonds

wyjyoon: : P

Master TMO: drat

GM: LOL

GM: Lightning bolt hits the island and does....

wyjyoon: Warns us not to go into the water for fear of electrocution?

wyjyoon: OH the other question

wyjyoon: If Temperance had the help / proper materials, could she gear the quarterstaff to where she could do more than just... control weird pod people?

GM: Yes maybe

wyjyoon: I'll take the maybe

GM: Depends on what the staff is capable of, and what you want to make it do

GM: magic items can be powerful tools to create new things

wyjyoon: I figured knowing what it does would be the first step, yes

wyjyoon: I'll take the maybe for future reference : )

GM: SO I have a new adventure/story arc for when you are done with the ship now that we have talked

GM: Ghost otters?

wyjyoon: Listen Temperance can't do seances... yet

GM: See there is a goal

wyjyoon: I'm down with whatever, but until Temp can communicate with ghosts there's nothing much she can do : P

wyjyoon: Levi'll just have to spy them with his little eyes

GM: In the Bowl things can happen

GM: TMO can you think of anything we need to test/fix on character sheets?

Master TMO: nothing springing immediately to mind, let me look

Master TMO: but my mind is not in top shape today

GM: and out of left field based on my listening list... how is TLC still touring if one of them is dead?

GM: Temperance did you take up Necromancy?

wyjyoon: I... have necromantic spells?

wyjyoon: But unless I can raise the dead I dunno either

GM: I do not know if you have Necromancy

wyjyoon: I don't think I do

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I'm sorry, but bands replace members and keep touring all the time

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Queen is still going

wyjyoon: But hear heartbeat is a necromantic spell

GM: Song is playing and the advertisement is for their tour.... but one of them is dead?

GM: I saw Queen with a new lead singer and a Queen tribute band both were good but not Freddy

Rothuss Carder: never stopped bands before

GM: Does Lemon have any questions or ideas?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, why do kids not have volume control on their voices?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Been trying to find an answer to that too

GM: Lirt and Temp can help with that Silence spells work wonders

wyjyoon (Temperance): If I could use that in real life I would appreciate it

Rothuss Carder: let's ask JTom... :)

JtomTMO: I can be qieut, the problem is you can just still hear me

GM: grins

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Nah, that guy is a teenager, that's a whooooole different can of worms

wyjyoon (Temperance): I dunno, some of the kids are starting to act like preteens

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Those are your students, not mine

wyjyoon (Temperance): But maybe that's just natural for 4 to 7 year olds

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Mine act more like wild banshees

Rothuss Carder: when they have more energy than mass

wyjyoon (Temperance): Always fun when they try to destroy your eardrums : )

GM: See Lemon this is why you need math

GM: Quote

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I do not. I just need to ask a mathmetologist

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I am having an actual problem though.

GM: Tell me

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I have a springity thingity that holds the string when I'm making jewelry so the beads don't all fall off if I drop it, and I can't find it ANYWHERE

GM: You could replace it with a bent paperclip

GM: I did that before

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I have a better chance of finding the springity thingity

GM: in years past beading was a thing in this house

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Who uses paperclips

GM: School people

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Not at home I don't

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): And you can't make me

Master TMO: twist tie from the bread?

wyjyoon (Temperance): A broken earring?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Like... I know it's on my desk...

Master TMO: it's not as strong as a paperclip, but there's a metal thingy in there

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): But I have to clean the desk

Master TMO: you have a floor, right? start dumping

Levi Reed: Alas, the floor is already covered in my husband's dumped junk

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ooc

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): When I bought it, they were like, "we have a three pack" and I was thinking, wtf would I ever need more than one for?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): now I know

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): But no, in terms of game stuff, I"m fine right now

wyjyoon (Temperance): I've asked all mine, I may return with more later

GM: No one else was in the room where it happens

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I did miraculously find a paperclip, but my string is too slippery for this method

wyjyoon (Temperance): Hamilton!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Sorry I'm listening to a playlist

GM: Same here

GM: Mine is obviously very eceletcic

GM: Ecelectic

GM: oh well

Master TMO: that word

wyjyoon (Temperance): What is English

GM: Three languages that go into alleys and steal things from other languages pockets

wyjyoon (Temperance): Wow English is a rogue?

Master TMO: it is

wyjyoon (Temperance): No wonder it's always like "we have rules but we throw them out the window for all these other words"

GM: I woudl be dangerous if I ran a bard where the songs I sing cast the spells that happen

Master TMO: yeah, we keep stealing words from other rules sets

Master TMO: I'm not musically inclined enough to be a real bard

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Lol, that's almost exactly what I tell the kids when they ask me why things don't follow the rules. I'm like, "Because English stole words from like three languages and smushed them all together."

GM: Speaking of which there is a very old series SpellSinger? by Foster? off to look that up but very fun stuff where spells are the songs you sing. He is from Earth transported there, sings the Beach Boys etc

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): English is celebrity couple names, but with entire languages

Master TMO: that is correct Bob. I have all the books

GM: (LINK)

GM: and more to point does anyone have ideas for how to go down into a boat wreck underwater to explore? you have two does of a water breathing potion and.......

Master TMO: and carefull swimming

Master TMO: and axes to start dismantling the boat and dragging pieces of up onto dry land

Master TMO: therefore getting to explore it safely

wyjyoon (Temperance): But boat is already dismantled

Master TMO: hay, Priests! Anybody got Raise/Lower Water?

Master TMO: not dismantled enough for dragging

wyjyoon (Temperance): Don't have that spell I'm afraid : )

Master TMO: Lower Water is 4th level, sadly

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): What about warp wood? Was that a mage spell?

Master TMO: water breathing is 3rd level priest spell

GM: Spell: smash locks. removes locks holding back lake waters and lowers the waters of the lake removing all chances of fishing for locals

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Bixi had too many, I can't remember anything

wyjyoon (Temperance): I don't think you need a resist cold spell for sustaining body temperature in normal water

Master TMO: JTom and I were just discussing that. Wizards have too few spells to choose from, while Priests have too many. Both are very difficult, for opposite reasons

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Bixi was both and it was a gods-forsaken nightmare

wyjyoon (Temperance): Be a magic-user they said, it'll be fun, they said : P

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Who said that?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I'll shank them

Master TMO: lol

GM: One reason is that I moved to Specialty Priests decades ago rather than generic Clerics so the spell choices expanded a LOT

wyjyoon (Temperance): What's a specialty priest?

Master TMO: maybe look into spell lists by god? Lots of overlap undoubtedly, but reduces the choices for the priests down from EVERYTHING

GM: Wendy, no to resist cold needed ..... HERE

GM: This is reduced to that TMO

GM: grins

GM: gives Priests LOTS of power and LOTS of choices and LOTS of problems dealing with what their god wants

GM: Which is why also priests cast on the fly

Master TMO: do the priests only get specific spheres here? never played a priest, so not sure

GM: Yes to TMO

GM: Some gods give more than others

Master TMO: hadn't realized. what spheres is Temperance restricted to?

wyjyoon (Temperance): I currently don't have a fireball spell available to me

GM: Greater gods for example

Master TMO: fireball is a wizard spell, anyways. no priests have it

GM: LOL Wendy that is a mage only spell

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): You should try being a priest TMO. It's fun, TMO.

wyjyoon (Temperance): Ah

Master TMO: jinx

wyjyoon (Temperance): LOL Lemon

Master TMO: you should be terrified of me playing a priest, Lemon

wyjyoon (Temperance): Didn't Jericho have some fire spell?

wyjyoon (Temperance): I forgot the name

GM: There is a column of fire spell, forget what it is called

Master TMO: flame strike

GM: That is a one time thing

GM: there is a higher level one that is like BURN HERERTIC

GM: and BLAST

wyjyoon (Temperance): Burn a whom now?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): That sounds very Michael

GM: grisn

GM: you know how priests are

Master TMO: burn

Master TMO: sorry

GM: No one mourns the wicked

wyjyoon (Temperance): To answer TMO's question about Temp's spheres:

wyjyoon (Temperance): Major: All, Combat, Divination, Guardian, Law, Thought, Wards Minor: Healing, Numbers, Protection, Summoning

GM: also a side question does the group want to go back over the mountain (past the orphanage) back home? or down river to the City and then back home?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Vee will vote river for sure

wyjyoon (Temperance): I was thinking the same thing for Vee too

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Levi will vote mountain

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol

GM: But she is not here

Master TMO: what city is it?

GM: Osterhold the largest city in the NE

GM: Now you know more of why

GM: large harbor and now you know about the river traffice from the mountains

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Vee may not be here in body, but she is absolutely here in spirit, and both her spirit and her body will shank people who vote against her.

GM: LOL

GM: Quote

wyjyoon (Temperance): Roth over there like "try to care less?"

wyjyoon (Temperance): In reference to last session

LemonyLemon: That DOES seem to be his MO

Master TMO: yep

GM: Slow down you crazy child, you're so ambitious for a juvinile

wyjyoon (Temperance): I mean, city is a place we can trade and stuff, but I personally prefer mountain

GM: would be so much better if I could spell

GM: You know that when the truth is told you can get what you want or you can just get old

Master TMO: I am afraid that with all the travel and my missed sessions, is this island our home island? I'm thinking yes, because it's the biggest in the chain (according to site)

GM: Yes

Master TMO: and I *think* we walked close by to Roth's home village earlier?

GM: Biggest in this part of the Island Kingdoms

GM: and yes on the way uphill to get to the orphange

GM: then over and into The Bowl

Master TMO: do you have a map of the island with pins on the site?

GM: No just here in FG

Master TMO: to show the towns?

Image: Borinquen

Master TMO: I have that open, no pins visible to me

GM: That was my question earlier about do people want more pins and yes Wendy said it would be helpful

Master TMO: opens POI menu, let's see if that adds anything

GM: Roughly that circle if it helps, the NE portion you have not made it to yet

GM: a 20 mile diameter circle is what you have explored so far

GM: plus one more island portion

GM: But you have seen The Bowl, the Mountains, the City, and the Sea

GM: 4 of the 6

GM: for things other than your normal seaside life

Master TMO: And Achild is where we started, right?

GM: Near and yes

GM: The island there along the coast in the NW part of that circle

GM: more west

Master TMO: are you able to pin any of the locations we've been to? Orphanage, etc?

GM: That road cuts across the mountain spur from Osterhold to the Temple of the Orange Sunsets

GM: and I can, I have not before but Wendy and now you have asked so I will add those pins

GM: Do you see the pin for Osterhold?

Master TMO: this looks like a former volcanic crater, that built up a large lake that eventually started flowing out the northern edge of the crater and eroded it down seriously in that direction

Master TMO: I do not see any pins

The City of Osterhold on the northwest shore of Borinquen.

Master TMO: I have the option to hide the pin in the POI menu, but it doesn't seem to do anything

GM: Did that change it?

Master TMO: I expect it's the buildings there?

GM: Yes

GM: but that Pin should take you to the site page

Master TMO: so Achild is the island at the end of that bay?

GM: No over to the west

GM: island at the end of the river

GM: is where Lirt is from

GM: Yeap

wyjyoon: A smol right triangle

GM: That highlight pointer thing works I am glad

GM: Did everyone else see that?

Master TMO: I'm going to guess that Rothuss' home village is about here?

LemonyLemon: Maps are too close to Math, not my thing

GM: father downhill, closer to the end of that road

GM: Lemon all you need to do is have the Borienquen map up and you can see what TMO is doing

GM: and wrong end of the road TMO

LemonyLemon: OR I could remain blissfully ignorant and go get some coffee

GM: Yes those are the hills on both sides of the river, you are south side but families on both side

Master TMO: as a person who also loves maps, I'm doubly hurt, Lemon

GM: warm smile

GM: This is why I have most things open to the players, so you can use them and make what you want to see happen

Master TMO: what's this town?

GM: That is the Temple of the Orange Sunsets

wyjyoon: Oh the rectangles and stuff next to it weren't stones

wyjyoon: They're houses

Master TMO: arg, names. is that the one that sent us to the orphanage?

wyjyoon: No, that's the one that told Jericho to go to the Temple of Mists

Master TMO: ok

GM: Yes that is your traditional start, but the specific one is farther up hill

GM: the place I pinged is where you are now

wyjyoon: Can you ping that again? It split into two different pings for me when I zoomed in

Master TMO: ok, so we can raft down to Osterhold, then road back over

GM: Sure Church of the Mists first

GM: Next where you are on the lake in The Bowl

wyjyoon: *Church of Mists, not Temple

wyjyoon: I have to remember distinctions

GM: Church of the Orange Sunsets next

GM: Differences are based on how important, and how many priests there are

wyjyoon: Carissa described it to me a while ago but I'm not used to it yet : )

GM: Good

GM: No one should know everything at this point

Master TMO: glad I'm living down to expectations

GM: grins

GM: So my task is A - have the underwater wreck fully detailed for you with effects, and B - create map pins for stories connected to towns and areas of interest and add them to the website

Master TMO: and then we will never see the wreck again

GM: Through the jungle of doubt, it can only be seen by the eyes of the blind

Master TMO: I have glasses specifically for that reason

GM: It is the curse of the DM

Master TMO: when I was doing maps for TableTop Simulator for my campaign, I warned my players there was likely to be a lot of reuse. :)

GM: smile

Master TMO: planning on swapping to Owlbear Rodeo if I ever pick it back up again.

Master TMO: I need to do that, but all my books are in storage, and I just don't have much amibitious energy this year.

GM: FG reduced prices to $50 for the Ultimate license

wyjyoon: brb getting a drink

GM: We are here ?

LemonyLemon: I mean, as far as I know

LemonyLemon: Let's not get philosophical please

GM: Don't you forget about me

wyjyoon: Listen sometimes I wake up and forget how to speak one language at a time

wyjyoon: Tall order

GM: grins

GM: I am restarting on Carissa's insistants

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'wyjyoon' connected

'Master TMO' connected

'LemonyLemon' connected

'seyfert' connected

'JtomTMO' connected

LemonyLemon: Ok but she still has to do something to get the attendance points

GM: grins

seyfert: I Live

GM: Excellent

wyjyoon: Yay

Vee Barlett: Martial Arts: Uppercut [d20 = 2]

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Punch Result:2 [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d0=2)] [d0 = 2]

Vee Barlett: KNOCK OUT ROLL [TARGET:15] Knockout roll fail! [d100 = 16]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): there no clue what's going on but punching Levi so i did sometihng

GM: LOL

wyjyoon: I knew it lol

LemonyLemon: lol

GM: Carrissa will read the chat later so will see the earlier things

GM: what did you want to change about maps? character sheets? etc Carissa?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yeah I need to catch up on those but I have monday off at least

GM: We did a bit with the Mad NoMad extensions

LemonyLemon: Don't tell her, maybe she won't

GM: She is a witch she just KNOWS

LemonyLemon: There's no story chat to do since nothing IC happened except for her punching Levi, nothing for her to bother with

seyfert (Vee Barlett): looks fine for me

GM: Wendy and TMO think I am doing maps all wrong and I need to fix them

seyfert (Vee Barlett): everyone is still on land which is... suspicious...

GM: So I will do that shortly

LemonyLemon: I'm telling you, literally nothing happened

LemonyLemon: It's been chit chat and spell talk

GM: They could not decide who would drink Vee's part of the potion

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so who drank the first portion?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh I just thought that was what we were doing for the session

wyjyoon (Temperance): Asking questions and stuff

seyfert (Vee Barlett): LOL so I don't have to do anything then except chitchat for this to count!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Nobody drank the potion yet!

GM: warm smile yes

wyjyoon (Temperance): Unless you want Vee to

seyfert (Vee Barlett): there are two sips and she is absolutely drinking one of them

seyfert (Vee Barlett): maybe two if she's not feeling nice! I don't know

wyjyoon (Temperance): How does the spider silk bubble thing work?

Master TMO: we can beat up Temperance until she levels up to get 4th level spells and can cast Lower Water

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh I like that

GM: HAH

seyfert (Vee Barlett): we find a giant spider and make a bubble out of its silk

wyjyoon (Temperance): Wow

GM: wait till you read the chat

seyfert (Vee Barlett): or we go raid the conviently located giant camp that might have the solution

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

LemonyLemon: Yeah, Levi wanted to make Violette the mermaid or whatever she is go take a look first, but TMO didn't like that idea

wyjyoon (Temperance): I mean, if we want to raid a giant camp that's fine

Master TMO: please. Bob's already shown what he does to NPCs sent to scout. They never come back

wyjyoon (Temperance): They don't??

Master TMO: it's like an Escort Quest - you have to keep the NPCs far from any actual action

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

LemonyLemon: Guess who just spilled all the beads

wyjyoon (Temperance): Bob and the lost piles of NPCs

seyfert (Vee Barlett): what NPCs have we done that with lately? besides the ones I used and killed?

Master TMO: yeah, last campaign I tried sending a follower just to gather information. Never returned.

GM: What have the NPCs ever done for us! other than the education system, the aqueducts,

seyfert (Vee Barlett): who was that?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I can't remember, but I am tired

GM: Life of Brian

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Well Vee wouldn't want Violette to go alone anyways

seyfert (Vee Barlett): unfortunatly this is an NPC we care about or at least my character does

Master TMO: Ilero sent one of his scouts back home to check on his family

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oooooh yeah

wyjyoon (Temperance): I mean, since Vee has the potion Violette wouldn't have gone alone

GM: More tories to spin

seyfert (Vee Barlett): also remind me to reply to you one day because I forgot

wyjyoon (Temperance): So... giants?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Not tonight but

seyfert (Vee Barlett): well either Vee goes after drinking potion and whoever wants to hold their breath

seyfert (Vee Barlett): or we find another solution for the rest of you which could be with the giants but unsure

Master TMO: Roth is totally okay with swimming au naturel around the wreck

seyfert (Vee Barlett): IF Sharif came back I'd lean more giants but dunnno with our squishier squad

wyjyoon (Temperance): I mean I don't think Temp would mind swimming but I dunno how long she can hold her breath

GM: So it looks like everyone will be here next week and we can go dive down inside of the wreck and explore underwater, we know two people can take a swig of the potion and breathe but what about the others?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): need someone to save their butts

Master TMO: That's Roth's entire role in life!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): anyone bring a tarp or portable dive bell?

Vee Barlett: ...hasn

seyfert (Vee Barlett): *hasn't vee been saving his butt...?

Master TMO: yes, because we specifically planned for this exact scenario when we left Achild all those years ago

Master TMO: nah

LemonyLemon: Giants sleep during the day, yes? We could try to sneak over and check it out maybe

GM: smiles

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh true

wyjyoon: What time was it when they shot the arrow?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): does roth sneak? I know levi maybe can

wyjyoon: Was it close to evening?

GM: It is morning

seyfert (Vee Barlett): morning now yes but they shot the arrow at us around 5 PM

GM: yes

wyjyoon: Oh okay, so it was close to evening

GM: does that mean they are nocturnal?

Master TMO: Bards do not have sneak

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes and we heard them partying all night

seyfert (Vee Barlett): well rothuss has the escape spell

seyfert (Vee Barlett): maybe him and levi can sneak? roth diversion levi sneak

GM: Teenagers are just jealous of others who go to parties they are not invited to

Rothuss Carder: We are about making Entrances, not avoiding the spotlight

wyjyoon: I think I have a spell that might help with sneaking, but I'll have to double check

Rothuss Carder: Roth can definitely divert

GM: He can play the honky tonk like anything, saving it up for Friday night

Master TMO: sorry for the IC, had to open character to double check the no stealth skills

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes it'll definitely be hard to format chat now thanks to that, TMO. Thanks sooooo much

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ;)

GM: amazing how many songs on the play list fit tonight

seyfert (Vee Barlett): maybe one day someone will do the playlist again

seyfert (Vee Barlett): but does it count if it's not IC?

wyjyoon: Okay, not a spell for sneaking, but I have a spell to know whether a person is in danger

wyjyoon: Requires a rose petal

GM: Goodnight now its time to go home, but he makes it last with one more ding

seyfert (Vee Barlett): that's useful for when we go underwater

LemonyLemon: lol to the formatting

Master TMO: This person is a PC. If they're not *in* danger, they are *causing* danger.

LemonyLemon: sorry, I was ordering more beadstoppers

seyfert (Vee Barlett): or something... we'll figure it out

GM: LOL with TMO

wyjyoon: LOL TMO

LemonyLemon: Remember that time when that yougurt guy woke up the entire dang giant fortress?

Master TMO: yep

GM: LAUGHS

wyjyoon: yogurt guy?

LemonyLemon: man, i hated that guy

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

GM: OH MAN

GM: Laughing

seyfert (Vee Barlett): never going to forgive him are you

LemonyLemon: nope

Master TMO: npc, we're sneaking around the dungeons of the giant fortress, and he goes barging right into the bugbear guard sleeping chambers.

LemonyLemon: He wasn't QUITE as bad as that asshole wizard time traveler, but he got close

wyjyoon: Wow

wyjyoon: Makes you lactose intolerant

wyjyoon: just thinking about it

GM: Nice

wyjyoon: Did he sell yogurt?

wyjyoon: Why is he the yogurt guy

GM: Letting Lemon or Carissa to race and find the right name

Master TMO: name similarity. note that Bob didn't list me as one of the racers. ;)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I don't think Lemon cares enough to look lol

LemonyLemon: I don't care enough to find the name

LemonyLemon: lol

LemonyLemon: jinx

seyfert (Vee Barlett): see????

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Youtigram.... hmm something like that

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I can't spell it but I remember it

Master TMO: he wound up wooing one of the PCs.

GM: so close

seyfert (Vee Barlett): he had the hots for my priestess

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Youtargim

wyjyoon: Ah

seyfert (Vee Barlett): long day, give me leeway

LemonyLemon: Yeah why does Carissa always end up with the NPCs?

GM: The lights are on but you're not home, your mind is not your own

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Lisa got that honor before

Master TMO: I thought it was your priestess, Carissa, but didn't want to say it and be proven embarrassingly wrong (again)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): you just haven't flirted with enough

GM: Levi has managed to snage the PCs

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Levi snags the PCs and can't even befriend an NPC, sad for him

GM: Gonna have to face it you're addicted to love

seyfert (Vee Barlett): how much has Bob had to drink tonight guys?

GM: LOL

Master TMO: my PC Ilero got matched with an NPC as well, Wendy. I wound up converting her to a PC

GM: Just listening to the soundrack because the house is quiet, she went to bed early

seyfert (Vee Barlett): it just happens over time

seyfert (Vee Barlett): usually if you're here a lot, but then we see Michael with his plant dude and he ain't here

seyfert (Vee Barlett): but guess it's different unless plant dude has a crush on Jericho

wyjyoon: Eh, I'm fine not being matched

GM: See Addicted to Love... plant love

seyfert (Vee Barlett): *insert raised eyebrow emoji*

GM: YOu like to think you are immune to the stuff, it's closer to the truth that you can't get enough

seyfert (Vee Barlett): No I'm just now questioning if it was worth you resetting for me to log in to read lyrics....

GM: LOL

seyfert (Vee Barlett): questionable decision making here by both of us

LemonyLemon: Yeah, I don't know, for some reason it's easier to flirt with the nice, easy going MeLange than it is to flirt with any of the ABSOLUTE CRAZIES that BOB invents

GM: The key thing is will you be in next week?

LemonyLemon: No idea why that is

Master TMO: lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes the horses arrive on Wednesday AT MIDNIGHT I'M GOING TO BE SO TIREDDDDDDD

seyfert (Vee Barlett): the release before game so yes to being here friday

GM: Violette has been nice and easy

GM: maybe that is why Vee likes her?

Master TMO: iirc, Ilero didn't even flirt with the NPC first.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): She is MUCH better than Ruffus :P

wyjyoon: The Orange Guy

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yup

GM: Ruffus is supposed to be over the top

Master TMO: mission accomplished

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

GM: Bows Thank you

wyjyoon: Dishonor to oranges

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Dishonor to you, dishonor to your cow

GM: LOL

GM: see

seyfert (Vee Barlett): that's a quote not lyrics!

LemonyLemon: They're ALL over the top

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I have not decended to madness yet

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I was about to say Howard was not but he wasn't an NPC, lol

wyjyoon: We're all mad here

GM: I'll make a man out of you

GM: Howard was an NPC until he became a henchman

Master TMO: heh. in my campaign I had the party save a wizard who had transformed into a giant rat, and he was stalking back and forth in their bedroom, talking frantically and wildly about the spell and what went wrong, and one of the players asked me, "Is... is he wearing any clothes?" "Nope! And he does not care one bit!"

Master TMO: fun NPC

seyfert (Vee Barlett): right right but I'm just saying, Howard and Rae would have been super cute together

GM: Up to Lisa at that point, grins

Vee Barlett: It's fine, their story lives in another part of my brain to never see the light of day

wyjyoon: Was she the one with the knife collection?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Wizard or Rothuss, TMO? :P

Master TMO: Lisa's wizard, Branwyn

Master TMO: eh, that particular quirk applies to both

seyfert (Vee Barlett): She stabbed things when she ran out of spells. ANd sometimes when she still had spells

Master TMO: but the rationale behind it is different

LemonyLemon: Bran saved our asses all the time. I miss Bran

Master TMO: I was never really in the ass-saving department. Maybe Brer Necholas was.

GM: chuckles

GM: He did very well

GM: and now Vee is taking on the mantle of bad ass and Levi is the second in command

LemonyLemon: Also Lisa knew everything about everything. Like a truly unreasonable amount of knowledge stored inside one human being

seyfert: Bad Ass and Dumb Ass together for an Ass

Master TMO: *dons his jester cap*

LemonyLemon: lol

LemonyLemon: Yeah, I'm not sure how Levi got put in any kind of important role

LemonyLemon: Dude's an absolute moron

seyfert: lol

GM: With machettes

Master TMO: no spine where Vee is concerned. :D

LemonyLemon: He just makes up stuff nonstop and everyone else is like "yeah, that seems right"

seyfert: thi is why real decision making goes to Lirt

GM: LOL

GM: true but LOL

GM: a well oiled machine

LemonyLemon: literally the only two reasonable people are Lirt and Vee

GM: Is there anything else that anyone needs from me before the start of next session?

Master TMO: magic items

LemonyLemon: sleep

Master TMO: loads of them

seyfert: a bottle of wine for next time

GM: Hey Temp is going just fine

GM: Stop on by, the wine cellar is yours

seyfert: too far please mail it thankssss

seyfert: OR

seyfert: send Nyrma up here and we can mix cocktails together

wyjyoon: Give her a few and she might lose that

GM: grins

GM: School is over in two weeks

LemonyLemon: seven more days of class, not that i'm counting

Master TMO: JTom is homeschooled, so school is over for him when he finishes all that homework

Master TMO: that he refuses to do

seyfert: only many many more years of work

LemonyLemon: he'll be in school until he's 30

GM: HAH

GM: OK so we are wrapping up

GM: Its a wonderful world

seyfert: time for a shower and sleep

GM: Go sleep and dream

GM: have a great weekend everyone

seyfert: that's the plan

seyfert: night all!

Master TMO: gnite

wyjyoon: Gnight!

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GM: Thank you for being here

LemonyLemon: Goodnigth!

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