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'LemonyLemon' connected

'Master TMO' connected

GM: Hello Lemon

GM: Hello TMO

LemonyLemon: What? A TMO?

LemonyLemon: Also, did I beat Carissa?

GM: Yes you did

LemonyLemon: Fantastic

GM: How did the visit go last week?

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LemonyLemon: I don't want to talk about it

GM: ok

LemonyLemon: The Carissa part was fine

LemonyLemon: (because she will read this :P)

GM: You are done with school until August?

GM: LOL

LemonyLemon: No, but really itwas

LemonyLemon: No, I'm working summer school. I'm working next week, then I am taking two weeks off for some personal stuff, then working the rest of the summer

GM: As long as it is a choice

LemonyLemon: I mean... it's a choice of getting a paycheck or not, and I do need a paycheck lol

GM: This is true

LemonyLemon: Preschool teachers are not salaried, alas

GM: Sad but true

LemonyLemon: Anyway, I beat Carissa, and that's what really matters right now

GM: grins

GM: did you get a chance to see the chat from last week Lemon?

LemonyLemon: I did not. I did check player communication, but that's all I got to so far

GM: Ok

GM: so Lirt is walking wounded

GM: Key thing to know

LemonyLemon: Oh no!

Master TMO: JTom will be late, if he does show.

GM: Roth saved her from death

'seyfert' connected

LemonyLemon: Great job GiantTMO

GM: And here is Carissa

GM: TMO the Giant Friend

Master TMO: that's me! :)

'seyfert' disconnected

'seyfert' connected

GM: and she left

GM: and now she came back

Master TMO: reminds me of the story Jack the Giant Killer. killed 7 with 1 swing

GM: Agreed TMO

LemonyLemon: Like the Beanstalk variety Jack? Or like... Jack the Knife? Or is this a new Jack I don't know?

GM: Hit the road Jack

Master TMO: there may be an original story (probably is, but there's an old Mickey Mouse cartoon)

GM: Yes to Mickey

LemonyLemon: Oh, dang, core memory unlocked

LemonyLemon: Is that the one where they all slice the bean to eat slivers of bean?

GM: yes

LemonyLemon: that's Beanstalk Variety

seyfert: oh I remember that one

seyfert: also hi, here but only partially alive

Master TMO: which part?

GM: only Mostly Dead

LemonyLemon: I hope it's the heart. That's pretty important

seyfert: brain dead

LemonyLemon: I knew that much

seyfert: although my heart isn't happy either so.... uh guess it's only my limbs that are alive?

LemonyLemon: I mean, happy isn't the same as alive

GM: Did you recomend Floating Hotel Carissa?

seyfert: my heart says I did too much walking in NYC and need to hydrate more

seyfert: Yup. I see you're enjoying it from all the quotes, lol

GM: I think that is your muscles

GM: grins yeap

seyfert: no sadly, chronic condition which... actually technically it's my autonomic nervous system

seyfert: hence the long nap

GM: So you need an animitronic nervous system?

seyfert: That sounds painful

GM: But it will be the happiest place

seyfert: But I do recommend taking Amtrak if you're ever bored. It's always a nice ride down, especially when I don't have to drive.

seyfert: Sounds painful AND nightmareish

GM: refilling

GM: brb

seyfert: that's exactly what an animitronic would say....

Master TMO: I do wish trains were more practical

seyfert: They are up here, but sadly less so.... literally everywhere else.

seyfert: Which is sad because it's SO much better than plane travel in terms of less stress and more comfort.

LemonyLemon: Yes, god, trains are so much better than planes OR busses

LemonyLemon: more trains please

GM: back

seyfert: so in conclusion, I understand why people like NYC but I never want to live there or stay for long

seyfert: BUT it is the BEST for people watching.

LemonyLemon: And for dummy watching

[TURN] Urchin, Black 2

[TURN] Vee Barlett

[INIT] 5 : Trident

seyfert: Seriously, wtf was that thing doing on the roof?

GM: Which thing on which roof?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): discording you all a photo, one sec

GM: ok

GM: Just a reminder we are playing next week

GM: Then we miss three weeks in a row

seyfert (Vee Barlett): who is we? we're not the ones going on vacation:P

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ah one sec phone

GM: However I think that you can make your way back to the orphanage and beyond in the IC pages

User has gone AFK. (seyfert)

GM: So Lemon you mised the giants assisting you in your Urchin hunt

GM: and them doing the workout with you

Image: Lake Edge

GM: 18 foot tall

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (we still need to look for the oyster)

User has gone AFK. (seyfert)

GM: You saw Sharif's post that he will be here tonight

GM: but that is the only one we are expecting

GM: so the three/four of you to explore, see if you want to go after more urchins find the oyster to look not touch and then.....

Master TMO: what's are starting scenario?

Master TMO: *our

GM: Everyone is on the small island there

GM: you have the Urchins there you recovered

GM: Rothuss could try to open them

[TURN] Levi Reed

Rothuss Carder: Huh. Let's see what's in these things.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): (my map was on the empty boat, had no clue where we were. ;)

GM: I would ask if you remember which one has the poison

Image: Lake Edge

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): they were all black, and one yellow, or vice versa. It's the solo one.

GM: Black, Black, Yellow

Rothuss Carder: pokes at a black urchin with his dagger, looking for any weak spots.

Rothuss Carder: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 16]

GM: It is dead so it is not actively trying to stab you is what he can tell

Levi Reed: heads over to take a look

Levi Reed: What are you looking for?

Levi Reed: Maybe you crack them like coconuts

Rothuss Carder: Isn't the whole point of these things pearls?

Levi Reed: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 9) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 2]

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Well that's a crazy miracle

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): this island is all about crazy miracles. ;)

GM: Levi knows that the spines are the worst thing, even if you burst a poison sack the worst is you spoil the meat

User has gone AFK. (seyfert)

Levi Reed: I'm pretty sure you can just poke em anywhere

Levi Reed: If the poison sac bursts, just don't lick it

GM: Of course trying to get ink out of them for Lirt the poison would ruin that too

Rothuss Carder: Well, let me see what it looks like inside.

Levi Reed: Well

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Animal Rending [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 19]

Levi Reed: Unless you want to like...eat it or use the ink or something

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): CRAZY MIRACLES!!!

Levi Reed: Maybe we should let our captain take a crack when she's feeling up to it

GM: SO the first black urchin SPLITS open and sprays ink and poison out over the surrounding area

Rothuss Carder: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 20]

Berte Lonerider: I DO THAT UNDERWATER TO STOP THAT FROM HAPPENING

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): *face palm*

Levi Reed: Thanks for the tip

Rothuss Carder: Smelting the dice down, forging new ones, and giving them a test roll! [10d4+10d6+10d8+10d10+10d12+10d20 = 349]

Violette Snipes: If it helps I have never seen anyone do that sucessfully

Rothuss Carder: sputters

Rothuss Carder: It helps a *bit*

Violette Snipes: At least you found two more

Levi Reed: Now he's going to want to do it again to try and show off, thanks

Rothuss Carder: Nope, I've learned my lesson.

Rothuss Carder: I defer to the experts

Levi Reed: Violette, you know how to open these and save the ink?

Levi Reed: I don't really care about the meat, but the ink seems valuable to those weirdos

Violette Snipes: I have heard that it can be done, but I have never seen it done

Levi Reed: gestures at the magic users

Violette Snipes: That is why these are rare prizes I suppose

Levi Reed: Can you use the needles to write with?

Violette Snipes: Do you think there are more in the wreck to harvest?

Violette Snipes: I cannot write I do not know

Violette Snipes: But they seem very stabby so maybe they are good for something?

GM: It is very quiet

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, Idk what else to do about urchins

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Also talking to a very needy friend

GM: HUGS

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): (sorry, was afk without planning

Rothuss Carder: I can try again, but hold it underwater while I do.

Rothuss Carder: washes off the first one in water, just to see if any of it can be salvaged

GM: [10d10 = 42]

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Good number

GM: Rothuss washes and pulls apart the first urchin and finds a "gem" inside that is worth 42 GP. It is a hard nodule that alchemists use for various things

Rothuss Carder: tosses it up onto the shore

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): sounds like a pearl!

GM: Pearls can get into the hundreds of thousands of GP

GM: Indentify needs a 1,000 gp item to cast and mages cast that a LOT

Rothuss Carder: Alright, next one...

GM: Black or Yellow?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Black

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Animal Rending [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20 = 11]

GM: [2d100 = 58]

GM: 120 GP and 460 GP worth of Ink that Rothuss manages to extract

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): brb, snack and drink

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): oooh, nice

User has gone AFK. (LemonyLemon)

GM: [d100 = 18]

GM: and the rest just under 20% is salvagable for meat

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): and they laughed at me for learning how to take apart animals!!! *maniacal laughing*

GM: grins

Rothuss Carder: Alright, now for the dangerous one.

Rothuss Carder: works with it underwater to protect himself from sprays

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Animal Rending [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 12] [d20 = 4]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): phew!

GM: [10d10 = 40]

GM: 40GP for the insides of the first one

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): lol that was a bit underwhelming of a roll

GM: [d8 = 3]

GM: and then for this one you manage to extract the poison sack perfectly, it is still intact, needs to be housed in something but you have a full paralitic poison now for 3 doses

GM: [10d10 = 50]

GM: AND a 50 GP "gem" inside

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): perfect mixer for a drink for Vee

GM: [d100 = 82]

Levi Reed: niiiice

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ooc

GM: AND 80%+ of the meat is still good

GM: [5d12 = 36]

GM: That poison is worth 36,000 on the black market

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I'm sure no one we know has any contacts there

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): oh

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): *cough* *cough*

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Can we sell them individually?

GM: which?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): The three doses of poison

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Like that could be handy, but also we could be rich

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): where do we put this stuff in the various inventory sheets?

GM: Yes to selling each dose separately if you can disperse them that way

GM: I would put it all on Rothuss' sheet for now

GM: You first have to figure out how you are going to transport a poison gland like that

GM: Did you bring how many glass vials with you? wink

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Temperence and Lirt probably have them

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Can I put them in my waterskin?

GM: Melange, can you carry this gland in your backpack for me? Ooops you spilled it all over our food?

GM: You can do that for one does per skin yes Lemon

GM: BUt that means you have to break the skin of the gland

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): hmmm

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): we have 4 waterskins, Temperence has a vial of holy water, and we have to flasks of Water Breathing. :D

GM: It is a very nice haul, it is only a question of getting it to a place to turn in

GM: Empty those water breathing flasks, don't need them now ;)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Don't listen to him! He's a witch!

GM: Also to consider, visiting the pearl and going back in for more urchins

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Are the giants going to let us do that?

GM: Depends on what you offer

User has gone AFK. (seyfert)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): let me write a list of what we got, so we've got it in one piece

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): That's going to be Rothuss. Levi is not a good negotiator

User has gone AFK. (seyfert)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): actually, I may need Bob to do the list, it looks like he was still doing urchin 1 while I was working on 2, I'm not sure what came from what or what everything is

GM: Double checking

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): are all the 10d10 rolls for 'gems'?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): 42, 40, 50 are those rolls

GM: Urchin #1 is 42 GP worth of 'gems' to an alchimist

GM: 420 GP and 120 GP for the two vials of ink

GM: from the second one

GM: With 18% of meat available

GM: and a 50GP 'gem' inside to an alchimist

GM: and 82% of the meat available

GM: Then the third one is the poison worth 36,000 in three doses of 12,000 each

GM: To be clearer, 18% of the meat from #2 and 82% of meat from #3

GM: but the valuable extras are the gems and such

Rothuss Carder: lays out the pickings from the urchins.

GM: [10d10 = 71]

GM: and the third Urchin is 71 GP for that gem

GM: that is the total haul from these three

Rothuss Carder: Berte, our agreement was split 50/50. Would you like to pick one, then we'll pick one, and go down the list until it's all gone?

Berte Lonerider: How about we take all the meat and you take the poison glands?

Rothuss Carder: I mean, that sounds good to me. Levi, Vee? Thoughts?

Berte Lonerider: HOW ABOUT WE TAKE ALL THE MEAT AND YOU TAKE THE POISON GLANDS

Levi Reed: Yeah, that sounds great

Berte Lonerider: THE OTHER GEMS WE SPLIT BY DICING FOR THEM

Rothuss Carder: Oh, Berte.. I don't suppose you have any glass bottles or vials or jugs or anything we could buy from you?

Rothuss Carder: we didn't come expecting ink and poison.

Berte Lonerider: GLASS BREAKS TOO EASILY

Rothuss Carder: Do you have something better?

Berte Lonerider: LEATHER WINE SKINS

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): But then the sac breaks too easily, no?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): if we use our waterskins, will one skin hold all 3 poison doses?

GM: yes

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): same for the ink?

GM: Yes

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): not mixed, obviously

User has gone AFK. (seyfert)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): we don't want poisoned ink

GM: Unless you decide to mix them together

GM: grtins

'Shislif' connected

GM: Hello Sharif

GM: The book smart fighter is here now

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Hello!

Rothuss Carder: Oh, what about the ink?

Shislif: Hey folks :)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): hi

Berte Lonerider: YOU KEEP THE INK WE GET TWO GEMS

Berte Lonerider: DICE FOR FIRST PICK

Rothuss Carder: Sounds good to me. Levi? You want to do the dicing, or shall I?

Levi Reed: Go for it man

Levi Reed: You are the strong warrior, after all

Rothuss Carder: And don't you forget it.

Rothuss Carder: grins

Rothuss Carder: Shall we use your dice, Berte? I'm curious to see what it's like to roll a giant's dice.

Berte Lonerider: [CHECK] Charisma (vs. Target 18) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 10]

Berte Lonerider: CERTAINLY

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (sorry family stuff but actually here this time)

Shislif (MeLange): good luck!

GM: She pulls out two LARGE die 6 about 6 inches across

Rothuss Carder: rubs his hands and takes the one offered to him.

Berte Lonerider: HIGHEST GETS TO PICK FIRST

Berte Lonerider: YOU GO FIRST

Rothuss Carder: [d6 = 4]

Berte Lonerider: (2D6)

Rothuss Carder: [2d6 = 11]

Berte Lonerider: [+4] [2d6+4 = 10]

Berte Lonerider: DEEP SIGH

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): lol

Berte Lonerider: YOU ARE A LUCKY MAN

Rothuss Carder: You seem to bring out the best in me.

Berte Lonerider: VERY WELL PICK YOUR GEM AND I GET THE OTHER TWO

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): 42, 50, 71

Rothuss Carder: [d3 = 2]

Rothuss Carder: picks the second black gem

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): the 50gp one

Berte Lonerider: SCOOPS UP THE OTHER TWO

Berte Lonerider: HANDS THE MEAT OVER TO FIOLX

Berte Lonerider: I THINK WE SHOULD LEAVE YOU TO YOUR BUSINESS BEFORE YOU GET ANYMORE FROM US

Rothuss Carder: bows

Berte Lonerider: WE WILL NOT HAVE TENTS IF WE KEEP BARGAINING WITH YOU

Rothuss Carder: It was a pleasure and honor to have met you, Berte. I'll certainly remember this day for a very long time.

Berte Lonerider: I WILL REMEMBER YOU WARRIOR ROTHUSS IF YOU ARE HERE IN THE BOWL AGAIN I HOPE WE MEET AGAIN

Vee Barlett: Thanks for yer help!

Rothuss Carder: Likewise!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): just realized the character sheet doesn't ahve a section for contacts.

GM: The two giants take their goods and head back to their camp

GM: The site does :)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): true

GM: (LINK)

Vee Barlett: and people can read the site versus locked behind a sheet...

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ooc

Vee Barlett: Sorry, I was mesmerized by the water. What'd we get?

Rothuss Carder: 1 "gem", in quotes. 3 doses of poison, 2 doses of rare-ish ink.

Rothuss Carder: we can put the ink and poison into 2 different waterskins for transport that way. We'll just have to share water for the rest of the trip.

Vee Barlett: NNice. We can sell them for good coin.

Vee Barlett: So we checkin' on the oyster then headin' back?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): did you see the black market value of the poison?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Rothuss wouldn't know it, I wouldn't think, but Vee might

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): It was like 37k or something crazy

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I think I glanced it was a ridiculous amount

Shislif (MeLange): nice

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): 12k per dose

seyfert (Vee Barlett): very nice - she'll know how to handle that I'm sure

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): brb

GM: YES let's flood the market with poison

seyfert (Vee Barlett): or she sells it to a single buyer, duh

Shislif (MeLange): just like social media :)

GM: chuckles

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol sharif

seyfert (Vee Barlett): also hello! musthave been afk when you got on

MeLange: Hey thanks! Yea just got in, still acclimating to the game

Shislif (MeLange): ooc

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol think we both are

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I'm still acclimating to existing, so that seems fair.

GM: warm hugs

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Shislif (MeLange): nice that things worked out with the giants though

GM: When Carissa is back we can do the quick dive down to the oyster then head back uphill?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I'm here?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and Vee asked about the oyster

seyfert (Vee Barlett): :P

seyfert (Vee Barlett): or you mean when TMO is back?

GM: When the key people are ready

seyfert (Vee Barlett): *clears throat and repeats*

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh darn too long ago I need to retype it now

Vee Barlett: So we gonna go check out the oyster then head back?

Violette Snipes: I am glad to be with you

MeLange: I could go for some oysters sure

Vee Barlett: You know where to dive, Violette?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): back

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): sorry, had to put sheets on the bed

Levi Reed: It would take a lot to convince me to get in that water

Rothuss Carder: Mel, want to convince Levi to get in the water?

MeLange: Hey Levi, come on in, waters fine... probably

Violette Snipes: I know where it is, I have been down there once

Levi Reed: Ehhhh, potion is limited, you guys go ahead

Vee Barlett: Sweet. Ya don't gotta go if ya don't wanna Levi.

Vee Barlett: You can watch over them goods.

MeLange: well in that case we probably should go with our strongest swimmers

Violette Snipes: Levi might be good against those ..... fish

Vee Barlett: Well he do like slicin' and dicin'....

Vee Barlett: And seein' Melange in a wet shirt,

Violette Snipes: You do not need to wear a shirt Vee

Levi Reed: Oh yeah, I can handle some regular sized non-giant fish, for sure

Vee Barlett: laughs

Rothuss Carder: I wouldn't imagine axes are ideal underwater implements

Vee Barlett: If it were just us, but might make them boys uncomfy.

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Violette Snipes: They do not know what they are missing

MeLange: a stabbing motion may work better under water

Vee Barlett: Levi'll come once we all jump in. He gets... what's it called? FOMO?

Rothuss Carder: raises an eyebrow at Vee, then goes back to work collecting the ink and poison

Violette Snipes: I know that the spot is just on the other side of the wreck, no one knew it was here until this happened

Rothuss Carder: Do you know what you're gonig to do once you get down there?

Violette Snipes: Looking

Rothuss Carder: Just look at it? Stab it? Pose for a portrait?

Violette Snipes: We should not touch

Violette Snipes: Want it to grow as big as possible

Rothuss Carder: How big do they get?

Vee Barlett: Conservation is important.

Vee Barlett: How long we gonna hold our breath?

Violette Snipes: As long as we can?

MeLange: enought time to get the oysters?

Violette Snipes: I have been here twice

Violette Snipes: Once I saw it Once I did not get down deep enough to see it

MeLange: what happened the second time?

Vee Barlett: So just a quick dive? Maybe try holdin' my breath first and if that don't work, I'll use the potion.

Violette Snipes: I took a deep breath and swam down but it was dark and I lost my way I guess,

Levi Reed: Can't hurt

Levi Reed: You want me to push you in?

Violette Snipes: lucky I was not attacked

Vee Barlett: Oh right, them fish. Hmm... well I DO wanna breath underwater.... and I should use what I got money spent on.

Vee Barlett: Alright, when we ready to go, tell me and I'll take a swig. Make sure y'all safe.

Violette Snipes: I wish we remembered to bring the glass balls with us

Violette Snipes: I hope the light will be good enough

MeLange: Oh that does sound scary

Vee Barlett: Yeah I dunno how to solve the light problem, but more reason to take the potion so we don't get lost.

The time is 1:33 PM

Levi Reed: How deep is the water here?

MeLange: glass balls sounds useful

MeLange: well not really

MeLange: but if they light up...

Violette Snipes: I think it goes really deep

MeLange: Who's our best swimmer again?

Vee Barlett: You got them muscles for it Melange.

Shislif (MeLange): Mel's at 18

Rothuss Carder: is prepping the water skins to hold ink and poison

Vee Barlett: I got them finesse, but ain't as good against the current.

MeLange: except muscles don't float

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (Melange is best since it's a STR skill)

Shislif (MeLange): oh yea then for sure

Shislif (MeLange): watch me roll a 20 lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Levi will save you

Vee Barlett: If I see that ghost monkey down there, I'll tell it you say hi, Lev.

takes a DEEP breathe

Violette Snipes: DIVES in

Shislif (MeLange): feeling some whitney huston bodyguard music :)

Vee Barlett: takes a swing of the potion and dives in

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Swimming [MOD:STR] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 19]

Violette Snipes: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 8] [d20 = 18]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): glad Vee at least took her potion, lol

GM: [d4 = 3]

GM: Violette dives in makes it 3 rounds down and back up sputtering

GM: Vee needs a Con check

Vee Barlett: [d10 = 9]

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 7]

Shislif (MeLange): shall i roll?

GM: Vee continues down with her potion down down down

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Potion lasts 1 hour pls 1d10 rounds so 1 hr + 9 rounds

GM: and yes to Melange making his check

MeLange: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 18) [SUCCESS by 16] [d20 = 2]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): woo!

GM: and a con check too

Shislif (MeLange): nice

MeLange: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 8] [d20 = 20]

Shislif (MeLange): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ouchhh

GM: Vee swims down down down

Shislif (MeLange): do i roll swimming?

GM: Violette swims down but then sputters and has to go back to the surface

seyfert (Vee Barlett): swims well, but is so worried about Levi he forgets to hold his breath?

Shislif (MeLange): got a lot on his mind

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): lol

GM: Melange dives down and goes deeper than Vee but then needs to turn and head back to the surface before he runs out of breath

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol apparently

GM: Vee makes it down 10, then 20, then 30 feet

Shislif (MeLange): see if Levi was there he'd probably be fine

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Maybe he secretly took up smoking and his lungs dont' work as well anymore

GM: and She in the very dim light sees the very large oyster shell

Shislif (MeLange): I don't think he'd keep that secret

GM: with a glint of the pearl as she gently opens the shell

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Oh what a beaut you are! Any chance ya wanna show off what's inside?

Oh what a beaut you are! Any chance ya wanna show off what's inside?

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett: looks but doesn't touch

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): that's cheating! Good on ya!

Vee Barlett: kindly pats the oyster

GM: roll a d12 for Vee

Vee Barlett: [d12 = 1]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): uh oh

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I hope I wanted low

GM: Nope

seyfert (Vee Barlett): she is surprised by something because the pearl was SO pretty?

Fish, Giant Gar 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [+4] [d20+4 = 21]

Attack [21] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Bite) [at Vee Barlett] [Hit-AC: -1 vs. 6 ] [AC: -1 ] [HIT]

Fish, Giant Gar 1: [DAMAGE (M)] Bite [TYPE: slashing,magic +2 (5d4=11)] [5d4 = 11]

Damage [11] -> [to Vee Barlett] [STATUS: Moderate]

GM: As Vee is peering into the shell suddenly she is BITTEN on the leg by a giant gar

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Ah fuck you!

Ah fuck you!

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Fish, Giant Gar 1: [INIT] [MOD:Bite] [d10 = 9]

GM: New Init

Vee Barlett: [INIT] [d10 = 9]

Shislif (MeLange): uh oh

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Revenge from the deep!

MeLange: [INIT] [d10 = 5]

GM: Ok so Vee has the Init

GM: Next round there might be blood on the surface for Mel and others to react to

GM: but this round

GM: Vee then the Gar

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): charisma check for the loneliest oyster to come to the aid of the only person to talk to it in decades? :D

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20+2 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Fish, Giant Gar 1] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 3 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]

Vee Barlett: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20+2 = 21]

Attack [21] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Trident) [at Fish, Giant Gar 1] [Hit-AC: -4 vs. 3 ] [AC: -4 ] [HIT]

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Trident [TYPE: piercing, large (3d4+1=11)] [3d4+1 = 11]

Damage [11] -> [to Fish, Giant Gar 1] [STATUS: Moderate]

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Trident [TYPE: piercing, large (3d4+1=7)] [3d4+1 = 7]

Damage [7] -> [to Fish, Giant Gar 1] [STATUS: Heavy]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Huzzah!

GM: [d20 = 8]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol TMO

GM: And the Gar swims away quickly before it can get stabbed again

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Yeah, that's right! I was only lookin' ya jerk!!

Yeah, that's right! I was only lookin' ya jerk!!

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Shislif (MeLange): Silly fish, don't mess with Vee

seyfert (Vee Barlett): think they'd have learned that earlier

Vee Barlett: stares at the pearl a moment longer before swimming a little closer to the surface to see where the others are?

GM: ok

GM: For those on top

Shislif (MeLange): Guess fish really don't remember stuff lol

GM: a blob of blood rises to the surface to start to disapate

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lmao

GM: Then Vee surfaces a moment later

seyfert (Vee Barlett): blub blub BLOOD

MeLange: Everything ok?

Levi Reed: oh no

Vee Barlett: Damn, that pearl pretty. Y'all comin' or what?

Vee Barlett: Huh? Oh, just a stupid fish. Scared 'em away.

Levi Reed: I hope that's not person blood

Vee Barlett: My leg a bit sore, but I can breath underwater so it's fine!

Vee Barlett: Just gonna tie it off real quick then we goin' down again, yeah?

MeLange: We going down again?

Vee Barlett: I got at least an hour to enjoy the water!

MeLange: lets do it

Levi Reed: Nah, I'm good

Vee Barlett: I think I saw the monkey.

Levi Reed: Liar

GM: lol

Vee Barlett: carefully tying off her leg

Vee Barlett: Ya won't know unless ya come down. Ready, Mel? Violette?

Violette Snipes: I will try again

MeLange: Yea lets go

MeLange: Huzzah!

Vee Barlett: I gotcha! Let's go!

Violette Snipes: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 16]

Vee Barlett: dives back down

MeLange: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 18) [SUCCESS by 17] [d20 = 1]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Swimming [MOD:STR] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 8]

MeLange: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 18]

Shislif (MeLange): da hell lol

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20 = 6]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): maybe he needed the potion more than vee

MeLange: [SKILL] Swimming [MOD:STR] (vs. Target 18) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20 = 8]

GM: So Violett swims down again but about half way down has to come back up for air

GM: Vee makes it easily down to the oyster again

GM: Mel makes it down to the oyster quickly but is running out of air faster

Vee Barlett: Vee points it out for him

GM: and needs another swimming check to make it to the surface which he suceeds

seyfert (Vee Barlett): quick find since she knows where it was?

GM: yes

MeLange: acknowledges Vee with a nod and works quickly

GM: Both Vee and Mel see it

Vee Barlett: grins and gives hima thumbs up to show her excitement

GM: And then Mel needs to surface again to breath

Shislif (MeLange): do we just pick up the oysters?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): nah just looking

Shislif (MeLange): ohhh ok

MeLange: [SKILL] Swimming [MOD:STR] (vs. Target 18) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 10]

GM: Vee points out to Mel a very large oyster, with a HUGE pearl about 4 inches across

Vee Barlett: swims with him about halfway, but doesn't surface

MeLange: thinks "wow... Cool oyster"

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Hello! Anyone friendly down here?

Hello! Anyone friendly down here?

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett: casually swims back to the surface to check on Violette

Vee Barlett: casually swims back to the surface to check on Violette

Merman [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] What are you doing down here

What are you doing down here

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

MeLange: swims back to the surface

Vee Barlett: doesn't surface

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Sightseein'! Who you?

Sightseein'! Who you?

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Merman [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] It is rare to find someone who can speak with us

It is rare to find someone who can speak with us

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Sad, ain't it? Not enough want to learn such a pretty language.

Sad, ain't it? Not enough want to learn such a pretty language.

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

GM: Vee can make a save versus Magic

seyfert (Vee Barlett): dun dun dunnnnn

Vee Barlett: [SAVE] vs. Spell [d20 = 18]

Save [18] [Target 16] -> [for Vee Barlett] [SUCCESS]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): whew

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): are you down therre getting into trouble without me? *pout*

Merman [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] You should stay with us

You should stay with us

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): you don't need magic to charm her if it's a mermaid

Shislif (MeLange): close one

seyfert (Vee Barlett): jump in anytimeeeee

Shislif (MeLange): brb refill

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Man, that tempin' but I gotta get my pals back to safety first. Land dwellers, ya know? They ain't the studiest.

Man, that tempin' but I gotta get my pals back to safety first. Land dwellers, ya know? They ain't the studiest.

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Merman [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] You could spend some time with us first

You could spend some time with us first

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] You can come up and say hi if ya want.

You can come up and say hi if ya want.

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Merman [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Maybe the next time you visit

Maybe the next time you visit

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] I'm likin' that idea! What's yer name?

I'm likin' that idea! What's yer name?

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Merman [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Thurmund

Thurmund

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Nice meetin' ya, Thurmund.

Nice meetin' ya, Thurmund.

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Merman [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Who are you?

Who are you?

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Maybe next time I can hold my breath longer.

Maybe next time I can hold my breath longer.

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Vee.

Vee.

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Shislif (MeLange): back

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] I'm more a salt water lover, but this lake nice.

I'm more a salt water lover, but this lake nice.

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Merman [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] The salt wears on your lungs

The salt wears on your lungs

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Merman [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] This is much sweeter

This is much sweeter

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Merman [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Let me show you how sweet

Let me show you how sweet

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett: laughs

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Ain't sure my girl would like that.

Ain't sure my girl would like that.

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] But hey, who knows for my next visit, yeah?

But hey, who knows for my next visit, yeah?

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Merman [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Let me compete to show you different

Let me compete to show you different

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett: laughs again

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Lemme go check on her. You can come say hi. She gonna worry if I stay down here too long.

Lemme go check on her. You can come say hi. She gonna worry if I stay down here too long.

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Wait wait I got a question for ya first.

Wait wait I got a question for ya first.

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Merman [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] I will stay away from the surface

I will stay away from the surface

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] What's a mermaid's kiss do?

What's a mermaid's kiss do?

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Merman [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] SWimming away

SWimming away

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Merman [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] I will kiss you and make you forget everything else

I will kiss you and make you forget everything else

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Merman [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Laughs as he swims away

Laughs as he swims away

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett: laughs and returns to the surface

Vee Barlett: Well he seemed nice.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): did you just meet your own Berte? :)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Levi Reed: He?

MeLange: somebody seems quite charmed...

Levi Reed: Is it you?

Vee Barlett: Thumurd! Lake mermaid! But he didn't wanna come say hi. I ain't get a good look at him.

Levi Reed: looks at MeLange

MeLange: Not me

MeLange: Vee

MeLange: and her Merman

Levi Reed: Ohhh, sorry Violette

Vee Barlett: Well yeah, it's a mermaid. Who ain't gonna be charmed by that?

Violette Snipes: Pouts

Vee Barlett: grabs Violette and kisses her

MeLange: I don't know

Violette Snipes: Melts a bit

MeLange: I'm sure somebody out there

Vee Barlett: I didn't let him take me. But can't guarantee he won't take me on a date next time I'm here.

MeLange: Whoa

Vee Barlett: Anyway, that pearl a good 4 inches now. It's beautiful!

MeLange: where would you guys go on a date?

Violette Snipes: Yeah

Vee Barlett: Hmm, dunno. Guess I won't know until I meet him again.

Rothuss Carder: Neat

MeLange: oh yea and the pearl, I seen it

Levi Reed: I mean, 4 inches isn't THAT big

MeLange: would you guys go out underwater or on land you think? That's what I'm wondering

Violette Snipes: Raises an eyebrow at Levi

Vee Barlett: For a pearl it is. For whatever yer implying.... no comment.

MeLange chuckles

Vee Barlett: Underwater. Maybe we'd see coral reefs or somethin'? He don't like the surface so guessin' it'd have to be underwater sightseeing.

Vee Barlett: holds in her longing sigh

MeLange: Oh that does sound nice though, coral reefs

Levi Reed: How you going to breathe long enough for a date?

Rothuss Carder: carefully puts the poison into an empty waterskin.

Vee Barlett: I got me ears out for a ring or somethin' to solve that problem. Just ain't got my leads yet for it.

MeLange: I wonder if the mermaids have wine? or like some sort of wine equivalet?

Vee Barlett: Are you and Levi exclusive? 'Cause if ya ain't, maybe we need to find ya mermaid to date, too.

Vee Barlett: You got good questions.

Levi Reed: How would you drink something in the water?

Levi Reed: We are not

MeLange: I'd happily go on a mermaid date

MeLange: And happily tell Levi all about it

Vee Barlett: Thurmund claims fresh water sweeter? So maybe... kind of drink breath? I dunno.

Vee Barlett: Nice! Next mermaid, then. I'll see if he got a brother or sister or somethin' for ya.

MeLange: A life underwater, amazing!

Vee Barlett: nods

Rothuss Carder: Are we placing orders?

Vee Barlett: Livin' the dream. Well half of it. I wanna live underwater and sail.

Levi Reed: Sounds uncomfortable if you ask me

Vee Barlett: You already got yer giant, Rothuss.

Rothuss Carder: grins and continues working.

Vee Barlett: Now if ya a good swimmer, we'll see.

Vee Barlett: I'm gonna swim a bit until this potion wears off. Then we head back?

Vee Barlett: I got an hour if anyone else wanna try to see the pearl. I can point it to ya.

MeLange: enjoy

Vee Barlett: salutes

Rothuss Carder: Once I'm done maybe.

Vee Barlett: dives back in but makes sure people can see her now and then

MeLange: practices dancing

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Swimming [MOD:STR] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 19]

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 10]

GM: Vee swims around the wreck

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yup

GM: poking around in the various parts

GM: She does not find anything worthwhile but does spot holes in the hull where it looks like urchins have gone inside

GM: Her swimming causes two to swim away from her

Vee Barlett: humming to herself

The time is 2:33 PM

GM: and as the afternoon peaks

GM: Vee comes back to the surface happy

Vee Barlett: Still urchins in that wreck, but ain't worth huntin' them. We all ready to go?

Violette Snipes: We should get back before my Mother gets home

Violette Snipes: it will be close

Vee Barlett: Aye aye, Other Cap'n!

Rothuss Carder: finishes putting the ink into the other waterskin.

Vee Barlett: Let's all get goin' then. Jump in the raft and canoe and head back.

Vee Barlett: This was enjoyable.

MeLange: Sounds like it's time then

Rothuss Carder: takes some of the leftover ink and marks 1 X on the inkskin, and 2 Xs on the poison skin.

Levi Reed: jumps in

MeLange: I had fun too

Vee Barlett: Glad ya did!

GM: Lirt cannot row/paddle

Vee Barlett: Gotta get more of ya to appreciate water.

Vee Barlett: look at Levi

MeLange: That pearl was pretty big

Vee Barlett: good thing she's one round behind sooooo

seyfert (Vee Barlett): good thing she's one round behind sooooo

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ooc

Levi Reed: I appreciate the water just fine from up here, thank you

Vee Barlett: Right?? If I was greedier, I'd take it, but why ruin nature for gain?

MeLange: yea just stick to ruining people

MeLange: they got it comin

Vee Barlett: Exactly.

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): they only had themselves to blaaaaaame

GM: Vee at 12th level looking for a pearl to break the spell that frees Levi........

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): sounds reasonable to me!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): dunno about that.... free him from what? monkey jail? he had it coming

GM: LOL

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): he only had himself to blaaaaame

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol exactly

Shislif (MeLange): lol like a christmas carol ghost

Levi Reed: (LINK)

[500 XP] -> Vee Barlett

[500 XP] -> MeLange

[500 XP] -> Levi Reed

[500 XP] -> Rothuss Carder

[350 XP] -> Temperance

[350 XP] -> Lirtimya

Shislif (MeLange): yay xp

seyfert (Vee Barlett): woo!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): woo!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): yay!

GM: and now to head back uphill

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): That's a good chunk of xp for just standing around on an island

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): i assume I just can't see other people's XP awards?

Shislif (MeLange): yea mind your own xp :p

GM: Also that does not count your found things (LOL) just the Urchins

seyfert (Vee Barlett): not in FG, but is on chat when posted

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): lol

GM: You will have to turn the Ink and Poison into actual use before you can get the XP for that

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): on it Boss!

[250 XP] -> Vee Barlett

[250 XP] -> Rothuss Carder

Rothuss Carder: Who wants to carry the ink or the poison?

MeLange: what if the real poison... was the ink?!?!!

GM: Late at night pick up your water skin and take a drink

GM: Ink? Water? Poison? you never know

MeLange: I can carry something, if something needs carryin'

Rothuss Carder: 1 X is ink. 2 is Poison. We need to make sure they're secure each night so no one drinks the wrong one.

Vee Barlett: We'll wanna put them in somethin' else later maybe. Or get some paint...

GM: Wine bottles

MeLange: I would be so upset if I was expecting wine and got poison

User has gone AFK. (Master TMO)

[TURN] Violette Snipes

Vee Barlett: laughs

Vee Barlett: heads back?

GM: Yes

Image: Quick Map 2

Image: waterfalls

The time is 5:33 PM

seyfert (Vee Barlett): is the monkey there? or leftover forgot to remove...?

GM: grins

GM: it is there

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 10]

GM: If you click on Vee or Levi and switch to camera view you can see him up there

Levi Reed: I don't see anything

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ooc

Image: waterfalls

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Ohhh, here again

seyfert (Vee Barlett): not working for me so will take your word for it

GM: (LINK)

Vee Barlett: Alright, y'all be careful here, yeah?

Vee Barlett: NO chasin' after nothin'

Levi Reed: Hey, you're the one who does all the chasing

Vee Barlett: What chasin' I do?

MeLange: are there dangers?

Vee Barlett: Er. recently?

MeLange: more like in vicinity?

Vee Barlett: I mean just the waterfall and therefore drownin'

Vee Barlett: I don't see nothin' worth mentionin'

MeLange: ohh ok

MeLange: 'waterfall n o big deal

MeLange: probably

Vee Barlett: We got down it, no we just gotta get up it. Without fallin' over it.

Vee Barlett: looks at Levi

GM: (LINK)

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Rope Use [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 6]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): to get up the waterfall

MeLange: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 13]

Shislif (MeLange): oof

Levi Reed: I mean we've done it before

Levi Reed: I believe in us

Shislif (MeLange): i like that song

GM: So Vee, Violette and (Lirt) make it up and over to the other bank

Vee Barlett: watches for the others and keeps an eye on the monkey

Vee Barlett: Y'all comin'??

MeLange: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 14]

Vee Barlett: Levi, you do mountain stuff. Come on, man.

MeLange: I dunno!

Vee Barlett: Yer monkey pal might be watchin' and judgin' you.

Levi Reed: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 16]

Vee Barlett: sighs

MeLange: pretty slippery!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): what do I need to do?

Vee Barlett: Ain't one of ya a rock cliber?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): *climber

seyfert (Vee Barlett): any roll that you tihnk will help

Levi Reed: Wait, did you see the monkey?

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Climb Walls [PERCENT:Climb Walls] (vs. Target 65) [FAILURE by 23] [d100 = 88]

Levi Reed: looks for monkey

Vee Barlett: Maybe but ya won't know unless ya get up here.

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20 = 5]

GM: Levi does see the monkey

Levi Reed: Monkeeeeeeey!

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Swimming [MOD:STR] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 8]

Levi Reed: Starts swimming towards monkey

Levi Reed: ooc

MeLange: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 17]

GM: grins he is going to get bonuses soon

MeLange: You know what i'm done!!!

MeLange: Stupid waterfall!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): for chasing after a monkey?

Rothuss Carder: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 7]

Vee Barlett: digs in her pocket for the medallion while she waits and holds it in her hand

Levi Reed: Hello monkey!

Levi Reed: waves at monkey

Vee Barlett: Levi, toss yer rope down for Mel.

Levi Reed: I'm BUSY

Levi Reed: tosses rope somewhat carelessly

Vee Barlett: Monkey judgin' you.

Levi Reed: Heeeeere monkey monkey monkey

Vee Barlett: If ya can't take care of those you love....

MeLange: Stupid monkey too

Levi Reed: You want a... berry? I have some kind of berry!

Levi Reed: holds out berry for monkey

MeLange: Berry doesn't sound terrible

Vee Barlett: yells to Mel, "Levi can't be mad then when ya chase mermaids with me!"

Levi Reed: absentmindedly hands the rest of the berries to Mel

Vee Barlett: holds up the medallion, "Or this why ya followin' us?"

MeLange: happily eats the berries

MeLange: ok...

MeLange: that helped, I feel better

Vee Barlett: Aw man, really? Ya need higher standards, Mel.

MeLange: Hey nothing wrong with berries

MeLange: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 10]

MeLange: whoo! Finally!

Vee Barlett: True, but wrong when they given to you as an afterthought.

MeLange: oh yea...

Shislif (MeLange): brb refill

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Vee Barlett: Alright. Come on, y'all. We got a deadline. Let's get movin'

Rothuss Carder: Is this the monkey thing again?

Levi Reed: You guys, what do you think I should do about this monkey?

Vee Barlett: Guess so, but if it keeps Levi movin' that's what matters.

Vee Barlett: Make friends with his friends.

Vee Barlett: And keep movin' before it gets dark.

Levi Reed: What like alive monkeys?

Levi Reed: No way, I'd rather let him go

Vee Barlett: Yeah.

Levi Reed: Goodbye ghost monkey! It was nice knowing you!

Vee Barlett: Why would a ghost monkey wanna be friends with ya if you hate its kind?

Levi Reed: follows Vee

Levi Reed: Good point

Vee Barlett: But....

Vee Barlett: Ugh, ain't sure why I wanna help ya.

GM: Rothuss Mel and Levi just need a swiming check

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Swimming [MOD:STR] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 4]

Vee Barlett: But you could leave offerin' for it to share with its friends. Then ya don't have to directly be nice to other monkeys but then it shows ya tryin', yeah?

Levi Reed: But they steal everything!

Levi Reed: Why would I give them stuff if they're just going to come and steal MORE stuff!

Vee Barlett: But if ghost monkey the boss, and you make him happy, then maybe his livin' friend be nicer to ya.

GM: Mel can make his swimming check

seyfert (Vee Barlett): he's afk

GM: Then Levi is left

Vee Barlett: Ya gotta come this way anyways.

Levi Reed: I did a swimming already!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ooc

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Oh huh, he did when he swam towards the monkey.

GM: Sorry missed that

seyfert (Vee Barlett): it was a success at 8

seyfert (Vee Barlett): same, lol

Vee Barlett: Just gotta start by makin truce.

Levi Reed: Not happening

Vee Barlett: Don't gotta be forever, but for now.

Levi Reed: Nope

Levi Reed: Absolutely never

Vee Barlett: Levi. Ya wanna be friends with him or not? Ya gotta make the first move. He givin' ya this long to do it so he see somethin' in ya, I guess.

Levi Reed: Not anymore

Levi Reed: Not if it means real monkeys

Vee Barlett: Just set down some extra food and walk away.

Vee Barlett: smacks forehead

Levi Reed: I'll find some other ghosts sometime to befriend

Vee Barlett: So when I try tellin' ya this before to get ya to stop bein' dumb, ya don't listen but NOW that you listen and I try to help you stop caring??

Vee Barlett: Fuck you, man.

Vee Barlett: Just set down a handful of berries and let's go then.

Levi Reed: It's not about you, dont' take it personally

Levi Reed: You KNOW how I feel about monkeys

Vee Barlett: And it took ya THREE DAYS for me to remind ya how you feel about them!

GM: Levi notices that the berries disapear

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, MeLange ate them

Shislif (MeLange): lol

GM: Grins his other berries in his pouch

Vee Barlett: Swim on over, Melange and let's go.

Vee Barlett: Levi wearin' me out.

MeLange: ok

MeLange: [SKILL] Swimming [MOD:STR] (vs. Target 18) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 7]

GM: So everyone has made it up the waterfalls

GM: Levi has no more berries

MeLange: Hey Levi can i get some more berries? They were good!

Levi Reed: I gave you all of them man

Levi Reed: Except that one the monkey took

MeLange: oh...ok

MeLange: I thought you'd hold back a little extra

MeLange: foreseeing this exact moment

MeLange sad face

Vee Barlett: Kiss and make up and let's go.

Levi Reed: Sorry, I'm mourning the probable loss of my ghost friend, and dealing with Vee not understanding that people have feelings

Vee Barlett: rolls eyes

Vee Barlett: Then why it on yer shoulder?

MeLange: Oh well I get that, we're good!

MeLange: just hold on to some extra berries next time

MeLange: I'm sorry about your ghost monkey friend too Levi

GM: So you make your way back up through the jungles uphill

Vee Barlett: It's right... ugh!

Vee Barlett: stomps off uphill

MeLange: man, this uphillin is rough, better on the knees though

Levi Reed: I didn't tell it to do that

Levi Reed: shrugs

Levi Reed: Bubbles can do whatever he wants

MeLange: oh... ok Levi

MeLange: you want some water buddy?

Rothuss Carder: hums to himself as they hike.

Vee Barlett: calls over her shoulder, "Make sure it's actually water!"

MeLange: oh, well maybe water isn't a great option right now Levi

Vee Barlett: grabs Violette's hand because she's angry and wants a distraction

GM: Vee thinks Mel is trying to poison Levi over the monkey?

Shislif (MeLange): lol apparently

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): lol, no, she just thinks he's dumb enough to drink the wrong one

Violette Snipes: Squeezes Vee back

seyfert (Vee Barlett): No. She just thinks Levi is an idiot and Mel is too heartbroken he's liable to make a mistake

Levi Reed: I've had enough water today, but thanks

GM: (LINK)

MeLange: That's fine, I mean they say most people are under hydrated, but that's fine

Levi Reed: I appreciate you looking out for me

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): That link started with an ad about drinking water before bed. What a stalker.

The time is 7:43 PM

MeLange: I gotchyour back bro

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

GM: I am amazed Lemon and also WOW and LOL

GM: It is time to camp

seyfert: (LINK)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): well that didn't open it

Shislif (MeLange): same video?

GM: OR you can push through the jungle to make it back to Vilottes home but will need encounter checks

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I was trying to open the link but it just copied it and reposted it

Shislif (MeLange): Doesn't she have to get home before her momma?

GM: Same video just different intro commercial

Vee Barlett: When ya gotta be home, Violette?

Violette Snipes: I really want to

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I have a subscrption so I don't have any commercials :P

Violette Snipes: She might be home tonight, or in the morning

Shislif (MeLange): nice

Vee Barlett: So wanna walk through the jungle tonight?

Vee Barlett: Mel and Levi? Y'all healed and good to fight if we need?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): (a weem a wip, a weem a wip...)

MeLange: Yea I feel it

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Levi Reed: Yeah, I feel pretty good

Levi Reed: I love the jungle

Vee Barlett: Then y'all take lead and we'll keep goin'.

Vee Barlett: My leg achy but I can push through it.

Rothuss Carder: (LINK)

Levi Reed: barges ahead

Vee Barlett: Too bad Tempe got the bug.

MeLange: Her Momma sure must be mean

Vee Barlett: Nah, probably just worries lots, yeah?

Vee Barlett: Harder to sneak out and do stuff when ya worry them too much.

Violette Snipes: She wants me to stay home, meet a man and settle down

MeLange: Oh yea?

Vee Barlett: Gross.

Violette Snipes: Yeah

MeLange: sounds nice

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 19]

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Direction Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 8]

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Ranger Tracking [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 19]

Vee Barlett: Uh, she ain't know we been together, has she? If we see her, I just a friend?

MeLange: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 7]

Violette Snipes: I have not told her about you

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Ranger Tracking [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 9]

MeLange: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 18) [SUCCESS by 15] [d20 = 3]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 3]

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Well, at least I know which way to go I guess

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Rothuss Carder: hums to himself as they hike uphill.

MeLange: Ok we get it with the humming!

Vee Barlett: Well then guess I gottakeep holdin' yer hand now while I can.

Vee Barlett: grins

Rothuss Carder: What's wrong with it? I gotta stay in practice you know.

Rothuss Carder: And it passes the time.

MeLange: practice humming? So you can go pro?

Rothuss Carder: Um.. already gone pro, thankyouverymuch

MeLange: well you're welcome then

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): YT's suggested next video for me after Lion Sleeps Tonight is ... Atreyu - Dancing With My Demons???

Shislif (MeLange): which one is that?

Vee Barlett: don't jinx us

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ooc

Rothuss Carder: (LINK)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): it's very thematically similar to Lion Sleeps Tonight... *tongue firmly in cheek(

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Image: River Fork

Levi Reed: Well that was a quick and uneventful trip

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): MONKEH!

Vee Barlett: Uneventful? I got to meet a merman! And maybe got a date with 'em later. AND saw a giant pearl! And breath underwater! That was a great trip!

The time is 7:43 PM

Levi Reed: I meant the trip back

Vee Barlett: Oh.

Levi Reed: After all the wateryness

Levi Reed: Good job team, we did it

Vee Barlett: Eh, no complaints if it was. My leg need rest.

Rothuss Carder: Oh, and just so you know, humming helps regulate your breathing for strenuous uphill walking.

Vee Barlett: Gar teeth a bit sharp.

Levi Reed: Sounds like something a bard would say

Vee Barlett: Sure, sure. Whatever makes ya feel better 'bout bein' annoyin'.

Rothuss Carder: Sounded more like something a bard Did say.

Rothuss Carder: grins

Rothuss Carder: grins

Vee Barlett: rolls eyes

The time is 9:43 PM

Violette Snipes: So you are here at night

GM: So you are here at night

Levi Reed: We staying with you tonight, Violette?

GM: The Ghost Monkey is on top of the caretakers cabin

GM: where you rented the canoes from

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): nobody cares about the ghost monkey

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ghost monkey is old news

GM: and Obversation from anyone?

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 13] [d20 = 2]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20 = 7]

MeLange: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 8] [d20 = 18]

GM: Levi spots the Ghost Monkey pointing to the river

seyfert (Vee Barlett): stupid otters

GM: Vee see the water of the river looks .... not calm

Levi Reed: Vee, your monkey friend is trying to talk to you

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): it's not my fault, I wasn't even here.

Vee Barlett: Back in otter territory. Damn things. Move quick and stay near the land.

MeLange: otter totter

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] We ain't here to fight for yer mates. Just calm down and go away.

We ain't here to fight for yer mates. Just calm down and go away.

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): tater toter

Vee Barlett: CANOE DUDE! WE BACK WITH YER CANOE!

Rothuss Carder: Letting them know we're here. Bold strategy.

Shislif (MeLange): yummy

Vee Barlett: He likes them otters. Maybe he can give 'em fish to make them go away.

Giant Otter [Woodland Creatures]: [Translation] What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

[understood by: ]

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Yer aquatic! Why you don't speak it??

Yer aquatic! Why you don't speak it??

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Rothuss Carder: Maybe they ate him?

Levi Reed: Does that mean we get a free canoe?

Giant Otter [Woodland Creatures]: [Translation] You talk funny, why can;t you just talk normal like the rest of the woods

You talk funny, why can;t you just talk normal like the rest of the woods

[understood by: ]

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Yeah, I dunno what that means.

Yeah, I dunno what that means.

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Giant Otter [Woodland Creatures]: [Translation] At least the monkey knows how to talk right

At least the monkey knows how to talk right

[understood by: ]

MeLange: [SKILL] Animal Lore [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 12]

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] You keep replyin' even when I can't understand ya so I'll keep talking like I do.

You keep replyin' even when I can't understand ya so I'll keep talking like I do.

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

GM [Woodland Creatures]: [Translation] Mel understands that there are two (three) different languages being spoken. He also can guess from observiing Vee in the past that she is trying to talk to fish, and otters are mammals, or fish and other things are part of the water, and otters are part of the land who use water

Mel understands that there are two (three) different languages being spoken. He also can guess from observiing Vee in the past that she is trying to talk to fish, and otters are mammals, or fish and other things are part of the water, and otters are part of the land who use water

[understood by: ]

GM: DOH

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I didn't know you felt that way, Bob.

GM: Sigh have to retype

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): ouch

GM: Mel understands that there are two (three) different languaes being spoken. He also can guess from observing Vee in the past that she is trying to talk to fish, and otter are mammals or fish and other things are part of the water and otters are part of the land who use water

Shislif (MeLange): oh lol

MeLange: She talking to the otters that are kinda like related to fish yall!

GM: and smiles with Carissa

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol love his simplification

Vee Barlett [W Comm]: Look, if ya understand me, we just walkin' by and we sorry 'bout before, yeah?

[understood by: Levi Reed, Rothuss Carder, Vee Barlett, MeLange]

Vee Barlett [W Comm] [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Look, if ya understand me, we just walkin' by and we sorry 'bout before, yeah?

Look, if ya understand me, we just walkin' by and we sorry 'bout before, yeah?

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): drag and drop so you don't have to retype

Levi Reed: Mel, you're so smart

Ghost Monkey [Woodland Creatures]: [Translation] Let them pass

Let them pass

[understood by: ]

MeLange: Ahh thanks Levi

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Huh?

Huh?

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

MeLange: I just like animals is all

GM: So you are going to go across to the village?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): looks at monkey to for a sign

Vee Barlett: looks at monkey to for a sign

Shislif (MeLange): I mean whichever way to drop her off before her mom gets home

Vee Barlett: carefully takes a step or two forward to see how otters react

Vee Barlett: Mel, Levi, y'all be ready.

Rothuss Carder: hums the JAWS theme song

MeLange: oh ok

MeLange readies himself

MeLange: brushes his soldiers off

MeLange: shoulder

Levi Reed: Ready for what?

Vee Barlett: attempts to go across to the village

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): your soldiers' uniforms are clean

MeLange adjusts himself

MeLange smells armpits

Vee Barlett: Think we found a truce. Just be respectful and quick.

MeLange: acceptable

Rothuss Carder: is respectful and quick

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

MeLange: sometimes being quick is actually disrespectful

Levi Reed: follows

MeLange: also follows

Vee Barlett: Well yeah, but I ain' takin' chance here.

MeLange: we got your back Vee!

Vee Barlett: Thanks, buddy!

Vee Barlett: continues onward

MeLange: continues to follow

Rothuss Carder: I got your elbow, Cap'n.

Vee Barlett: And my rations.

MeLange: Is he playing with your elbow skin?

Levi Reed: ew

Vee Barlett: Ew, I hope not. That sounds weird.

Rothuss Carder: In her dreams.

Rothuss Carder: grins

MeLange: hey he said he had your elbow

Vee Barlett: I'll pop 'em in the face if he does.

Levi Reed: double ew

Violette Snipes: Pushes ahead to check on her home

Vee Barlett: More a nightmare than a dream.

GM: Gotcha Nose

GM: YOINK

Shislif (MeLange): lol

GM: When you get to the houses yes Violette's mother is home

Vee Barlett: mutters, "Good thing we kept goin'"

Shislif (MeLange): ohhhhh she gonna get in trouuuubleeee

GM: Violette is explaining how she had to help you get through the jungle

GM: and that is why she did not do the chores around the house the past two days

Shislif (MeLange): any excuse to get outta doin chores

Levi Reed: Hey, we can pitch in and help if you need us to

Vee Barlett: Ya, sorry 'bout that. Just some tourist. This ain't like the sea. Yer daughter was a great help, m'am.

Rothuss Carder: mutters to Vee, "Should I try to help?"

MeLange: She was a critical member of our team!

MeLange: We would have died without her!

Vee Barlett: quiety to Rothuss, "Ya, but no flirtin'."

MeLange: Maybe not me but Levi for sure

Levi Reed: Oh yeah, I'd definitely be dead

Rothuss Carder: helps the badly injured Lirtimya up the path.

Vesna Lyamin: I am glad she remembered her manners for that

Rothuss Carder: Ma'am, without your daughter's help, we might not have made it.

Vesna Lyamin: Frowns

Levi Reed: But happy to help with the chores, if you need some help! We didn't mean to take her away from her work

Vesna Lyamin: That sounds like she was doing something dangerous

Vee Barlett: Great manners, that one. We fell into some bad jungle juju or somethin' as you can see.

Vee Barlett: Nah, just found us after we found that trouble.

MeLange: She was very appropriate the whole time, especially commendable given the scariness of our siutation

Vee Barlett: Took a bit of work gettin' us to safety.

Vesna Lyamin: Hmmmm

Rothuss Carder: Lirtimya here was stuck by some sort of poisoned thorn, we think.

Levi Reed: She kept saying things like "don't go there, it's dangerous!" and we weren't good listeners, if I'm honest

Rothuss Carder: She's stable, but weak.

Vesna Lyamin: Well I suppose you need a place to stay the night

Vee Barlett: If ya don't mind us imposin'

Rothuss Carder: [TOWER] [SKILL] Etiquette [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 9]

Vee Barlett: We'll even help with the chores.

Rothuss Carder: [TOWER] [SKILL] Fast-Talking [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20 = 6]

Vesna Lyamin: and if she is going to be shirking her duties she should be the one to give up her bed

Rothuss Carder: [TOWER] [CHECK] Charisma (vs. Target 16) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 18]

Shislif (MeLange): brb

Vee Barlett: Ive shared beds with my sister. I don't mind if she don't

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Vesna Lyamin: But I suppose we should help you rest the night and take care of you as we can

Rothuss Carder: That'd be very nice, ma'am. Is there anything we can do to help out while we're here?

Vee Barlett: I mean, sometimes kick my sister in my sleep, but don't think that'll happen.

Vesna Lyamin: Nods, would serve her right to not have her own bed and have to share

Vee Barlett: nods and hides her grin

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): tricky little minx

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Yes, Lirtimya should have a bed to rest in. :P

Vesna Lyamin: Bring your friend in and put her in Violette's bed

Vee Barlett: now has to hide her frown

Rothuss Carder: I will, ma'am. Violette, guide me please?

Vesna Lyamin: Nods to herself

Vesna Lyamin: Suspicions allayed

Levi Reed: I'm Levi. What should I call you, ma'am?

Vesna Lyamin: Vesna is just fine

Vesna Lyamin: I am not a highborn lady

Levi Reed: It's nice to meet you Vesna

Levi Reed: Thank you for your hospitality

Vesna Lyamin: You settle in

Vesna Lyamin: and we will speak in the morning

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LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Is that it for tonight, or?

Rothuss Carder: quietly to Violette, "Want me to try and cover for you this evening? Keep her talking and distracted so you can get a bit more time in?"

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): translation: flirt

Violette Snipes: whispers I think we need to wait till the morning, I will make a big breakfast and hope that helps

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I liveeeeee

Rothuss Carder: nods.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): shoots her in the head

seyfert (Vee Barlett): nooooooo *dead*

Vee Barlett: whispers, "It's fine.Violette knows where I'm sleep and can find me."

Vee Barlett: winks

MeLange: mmm big breakfast

GM: So everyone settles in for the night

GM: and we pick up in the morning explaining what happened and Temp doing healing etc.

MeLange: Another day another adventure in the bucket

Rothuss Carder: will chitchat (innocently enough) with Violette's mother.

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): nooo not my bukkit

Vee Barlett: dreams about mermaids

GM: You can decide what you have, how you want to trade it for more training at the Orphanage or back at the church or the Temple

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): would that be a "wet" dream, Vee?

GM: I will make sure the XP is totalled up properly this weekend

seyfert (Vee Barlett): flood the market with poison!!

GM: and LOL with TMO

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I don't know how to react to that. It's a pun, but also a dirty joke and it makes me feel conflicted...

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): SUCCESS

Vee Barlett: lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ooc

GM: Sharif you will be in next week?

Shislif (MeLange): yes should be

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I do NOT trust the snow man with poison

Shislif (MeLange): but late

Shislif (MeLange): like today

seyfert: Yeah! Is your schedule change as of now or in a few days?

GM: These are good discussion Lemon

Shislif (MeLange): yea during the summer session I'm getting off at 5pm

Shislif (MeLange): so that's cool

seyfert: Vee wants to try selling the poison to her dads, but what's new?

GM: Excellent

seyfert: Awesome! Always like having you here

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Shislif: Thank I like being here!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): that was my assumption what we'd do with it

GM: So minor plots over the week

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Same!

seyfert: lol

GM: then we tackle what you come up with

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I'm pretty sure I told Carissa how much I liked Sharif when I saw her in real life last weekend

GM: then take a break and come back with a new story arc in July

seyfert: the key is to make sure she sells it and doesn't just... give it away cheap because she's a daddys' girl and a suck up

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): She can vouch

seyfert: vouched

[200 XP] -> Vee Barlett

[200 XP] -> MeLange

[200 XP] -> Temperance

[200 XP] -> Lirtimya

[200 XP] -> Rothuss Carder

[200 XP] -> Levi Reed

Shislif: Lol well thanks Lemon, I like you as well, and everyone of course lol, hope you guys had fun doing IRL stuff

'Levi Reed' applied '700' experience to Ranger.

seyfert: we didn't end up in a Steven King novel so I count that as a win

'Rothuss Carder' applied '950' experience to Bard.

seyfert: But it was close. Maine is haunted, y'all.

Shislif: That's always a win lol

'Temperance' applied '605' experience to Cleric.

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): There was a LOT of fog

'MeLange' applied '770' experience to Fighter.

Shislif: Fog is scary

'Vee Barlett' applied '950' experience to Ranger.

Shislif: especially when driving

seyfert: And creepy piers and fishermen and weird houses and it's just an interesting state

LemonyLemon: And we've decided that Steven King isn't a good writer, he just lives in Maine

'Lirtimya' applied '550' experience to Sea Wizard.

seyfert: As I told them, Steven King isn't creative. He's just describing Maine.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): lol

LemonyLemon: jinx

Shislif: East coast just seems like a different world lol

LemonyLemon: it is

Shislif: lol

seyfert: lol

Shislif: good seafood though right? That sounds nice

GM: So no one went up in level again

LemonyLemon: thank god

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): still got a ways

GM: So you do not need to worry about new things, just what you currently have

seyfert: So much crab. Lobster is fine, but if there's crab I eat it. Fantastic sea food.

LemonyLemon: I wouldn't know, I don't like seafood

seyfert: booo

Shislif: I agree I go crab over lobster

GM: 6,300 more for ROthuss

Master TMO: 6400 away for Rothuss

Master TMO: either/or

Shislif: although I do love butter too so I don't mind lobster lol

GM: 2,300 for Levi

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Vee is only like 2200?

LemonyLemon: The only seafood I actually like is salmon. I can tolerate a few other things, but that's the only one I like

GM: Less for Vee

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Yeah, don't mind lobster, it's good, just not first choice

Master TMO: crab legs. No butter

Shislif: I like Salmon, one of my regular weeknight dinner rotations

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Oh hey, I can't do math! Only 1244!

Master TMO: crab is sweeter than lobster

Shislif: soft shell crab so good

GM: Mel is less than 2k too

seyfert (Vee Barlett): it's not the sweetness, but the texture

seyfert (Vee Barlett): crab is softer

Shislif: to leveling up?

GM: yeap

Shislif: cool

Master TMO: I've only had lobster once, so it may not have been the best

seyfert: I mean you might be right that it isn't as sweet, but my preference of crab is due to textue

Shislif: I feel bad for the lobster but I'm like whatever about the crabs

seyfert: that's just me and most meats which is why I don't eat most meats

seyfert: LOL

seyfert: see and I feel worse about the crabs but I 'll still eat them

seyfert: but not often because it's still expensive :P

Shislif: well yea I mean I eat chicken and beef

GM: Just no milk

seyfert: no RAW milk

LemonyLemon: I could ditch most meats, but steak and bacon... not those

GM: and I wonder about cheese

Shislif: Yea gotta stay away from the cow dairy

seyfert: I love milk. I'll never be vegan.

LemonyLemon: I was "vegan" for like six months. I still snuck bacon.

Shislif: it is nice though'

GM: read today that pasturazation does not kill it, found the virus in pasterurized milk

seyfert: no

seyfert: virus PARTICLES

seyfert: not the same thing

GM: ok

seyfert: I thought I told you that. It's all sensationalism

Shislif: oh well that doesn't sound good

GM: This is why Carissa is our favorite scientist

seyfert: Pasturization kills it. FSIS finished that study.

Shislif: Well I tend to do almond milk anyways

seyfert: Think it was FSIS... or they're just doing the meat study. I don't know. But yes you can dirnk things that are pasturized.

seyfert: But no raw milk, and wait for studies on raw cheese because dunno if the process of making it cheese kills it.

GM: I was more worried about cheese than milk

Shislif: Yea that's scary

GM: But for chedar and such

Master TMO: just eat Velveeta. No real cheese involved. :D

seyfert: Yeah, those are often from pasturized milk so you're good. Raw cheeses are labeled as such.

GM: LOL

seyfert: Velvetta does make great queso base....

Shislif: good for a grilled cheese

GM: and with that I am off to bed

Shislif: and cheese burgers

seyfert: Mmmmm

GM: after I do the chat

Master TMO: gnite

seyfert: Night all!

GM: have a great night all

Master TMO: thanks for the game

Shislif: night everyone!

LemonyLemon: Great, me too. So tired

LemonyLemon: Goodnight friends!

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