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Chat Log List - 2024 08 02 - Dead Dread Pirates - Formatted - Story

'JtomTMO' connected

'LemonyLemon' connected

GM: Hello JTom and Lemon

LemonyLemon: hello

JtomTMO: Hello

'wyjyoon' connected

GM: Hey there Wendy

'seyfert' connected

GM: and now the new homeowner is in

LemonyLemon: hello!

seyfert: hello whoever!

GM: chuckles

JtomTMO: Hello!

wyjyoon: lol hello hello!

GM: So the Birthday Game 2025 will be hosted by.....

GM: depending on what her Internet speed is

seyfert: wait what? lemon? awesome, look forward to it lemon!

GM: grins

GM: Our neice just bought her first house this week also

seyfert: My friend, my cousin, AND my downstairs neighbor also just got homes this month! Apparently we all got the same memo or sometihng.

GM: excellent

'MadamePsychosis' connected

GM: and here is Lisa who has the internet speed but not the space to host the Birthday Game 2025

seyfert: Y'all are welcome to visit but just know it's a small home. But I will be switching to a better internet provide so I'm super excited for that! My current provider sucks.

GM: Next fall for the colors

JtomTMO: I'm going to go collect dinner, and then TMO will join us

GM: thank you

seyfert: Oh man yes!! Fall is AMAZING up here!

seyfert: We can go leaf peeping, apple picking, drop Bob off at the winery right around the corner from me. It'd be great!

MadamePsychosis: Hello all :)

GM: Sounds excellent

seyfert: And we'll drop Lisa off at the whiskey brewery! Something for everyone!

GM: Now we have everyone but your navigator

MadamePsychosis: how do you peep a leaf?

GM: You make your move silently roll

seyfert: Carefully. With one eye squinty and the other wide open. I guess.

MadamePsychosis: lol

GM: So who remembers where you are?

seyfert: Middle of the ocean, about 1.5 days out...?

wyjyoon: on a borrowed boat?

GM: You do not have your First Mate currently as he is off for food

GM: points for Carissa and Wendy

seyfert: OH! Watches.

GM: Grins, I like mine thank you

seyfert: We were starting.... second watch, I believe.

GM: third

wyjyoon: couldn't remember if it was 1/3 or 2/3rds of the way to Mizzen

seyfert: Gimme a minute to get situated.

GM: Giving you second watch as done

seyfert: Ah right Vee and Zora

seyfert: And Vee offered to double on third if we wanted to keep sailing.

seyfert: BUT

seyfert: Tempe is on third as she slept on first and second.

MadamePsychosis: thought it was 3rd watcj

seyfert: Yep

wyjyoon: yep i'm third watch

wyjyoon: vee told her to heal and run so : D

seyfert: So we already did first (Lirt, Levi, Melange), second (Vee, Zora), and now we are on third.

GM: No to Wendy

wyjyoon: oh no?

GM: I thought she did the healing on watch number one?

seyfert: No

GM: Ok thank you Carissa

wyjyoon: i healed before the watch i think

seyfert: Yes

GM: So Temp and Roth ?

wyjyoon: i think so? unless vee's doing double

'Master TMO' connected

seyfert: Tempe and Roth and whoever wants to double. Vee can do it unless someone else wants to talk to Tempe.

GM: Here is Rothuss to save the day

seyfert: Oh good and he knew how to anchor last night so he can do it again :(

seyfert: *:)

JtomTMO: TMO is on his way in

wyjyoon: sad to happy transition lol

JtomTMO: TMO is on his way in

JtomTMO: It lagged

JtomTMO: Sorry

GM: So Vee or Zora can be on third too if you want to talk

wyjyoon: or she can just be awake first since Rothuss sometimes lags in waking up

wyjyoon: whatever works : )

Master TMO: lo

MadamePsychosis: lo

JtomTMO: -and behold, here he is

seyfert: TMO here stealing the Ls again

seyfert: Zora and Tempe should talk

GM: I agree

GM: Zora Roth and Temp

Vee Barlett: Alright y'all, drop the anchor. I'm goin' to bed unless ya need anything else.

MadamePsychosis: whines, but Zora wants to sleeeeeeeeeeep

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

GM: Then you should have been a spell caster :P

MadamePsychosis: LOL

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lmao

MadamePsychosis: ouch

GM: I do think that is a quote for you Wendy

wyjyoon (Temperance): sleep - a privilege for spellcasters

GM: and add that

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol yeah I've been slowing down a little on the quotes when I do summaries. Wanting to pick it back up again

Rothuss Carder: zzzzzzzzz

GM: So Temp comes up on deck

GM: Rothuss is supposed to be there, but apparently Vee did not wake him

Temperance: rubs her eyes and stretches, looking out into the water.

GM: so Zora is on watch

Inv Zora Polasis: Good morning or late evening

Inv Zora Polasis: Everything has been quiet tonight

seyfert (Vee Barlett): whoops thought Rothuss was already awake

Vee Barlett: kicks Rothuss and goes to lay down.

Temperance: Fortunate that it has. Good morning... I believe?

Vee Barlett: Get up and drop the anchor, or I drop it on you.

Vee Barlett: rolls over and goes to sleep.

Rothuss Carder: Promises, promises

Rothuss Carder: rolls over and staggers out.

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 18]

Inv Zora Polasis: Good morning Rothuss

Temperance: squints out into the water but cannot see much from her vantage point.

Inv Zora Polasis: See something?

Rothuss Carder: grunts and yawns

Temperance: No... I thought perhaps I should try to watch out for anything, but so far, nothing yet.

Temperance: nods lightly.

Rothuss Carder: looks around

Temperance: At least, not from where I can see.

Rothuss Carder: Where's the anchor?

Inv Zora Polasis: under the ship?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol

Inv Zora Polasis: I didn't see Vee drop it before she went down to sleep

Rothuss Carder: She told me to drop the anchor

Rothuss Carder: Where is it?

Inv Zora Polasis: It's that lever thing you pulled before, right?

Temperance: How did you drop the anchor the last time you stopped the boat?

Temperance: Ah, a lever.

Temperance: I suppose that makes sense.

Inv Zora Polasis: maybe we should just let the boat go this time and see what happens

Rothuss Carder: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 4]

Rothuss Carder: Found it!

Rothuss Carder: pulls the lever

Inv Zora Polasis: Very good!

wyjyoon (Temperance): * cue carissa from last time going "wrong leverrrrr"

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): one of my most favorite movies ever

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I need to watch that some time

Temperance: stands still to see if the boat stops moving.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): whatshisname who voices Kuzco isn't a draw for me, so I never got around to watching it when it was out

seyfert (Vee Barlett): it still holds up so well - saw it a year or so ago

wyjyoon (Temperance): I haven't watched it recently, but I remember watching it a lot as a kid

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): what movie?

wyjyoon (Temperance): I think it was Emperor's new groove or something like that?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes

Temperance: settles down near the center of the boat and takes out box again.

GM: brb refilling the wine glass as you discuss the Church

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): Churchy discussion commences

Temperance: This key is quite a curious one. With all the hub-bub about the deceased pirate and all.

Temperance: What did you say was his name again?

Inv Zora Polasis: The Dread Pirate Firebeard

Rothuss Carder: I mean, we've seen some undead already. Think he's one too?

Temperance: Yes. I'm not too familiar with pirates and their legends. If he is an undead, it would do us well to find out how he was brought back in the first place.

Temperance: Or perhaps he could be a spirit? Like the ones Levi kept seeing for a while.

Rothuss Carder: Invisible ghost monkey pirates?

Inv Zora Polasis: He would have to be quite an advanced undead to be able to pirate a ship and such. Like a vampire or something. Zombies and ghouls just wander around like ... zombies and ghouls. They aren't exactly known for their thinking abilities

Inv Zora Polasis: I don't know much about ghosts

Rothuss Carder: I've heard most pirates aren't too bright to start with either

Temperance: rummages through her bag, taking out a quill and a notebook to scribble some notes.

Inv Zora Polasis: Oh I don't know. You would have to be somewhat smart to be successful, don't you think? Otherwise you wouldn't be a pirate for very long

Temperance: It could also be very immense luck. Not that I know any pirates, but I suppose they wouldn't rely solely on luck for all their ventures.

Inv Zora Polasis: He must have access to some kind of magic to create this green glowy footprint signature of his

GM: hint

Inv Zora Polasis: Did your ghost friends leave glowy signatures like that?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): hint as in do we want one?

GM: meaning you found one

Temperance: Er... not that I've seen? I haven't heard of Levi mentioning anything about glowing residue, either.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): oh - hope I'm not stepping too OOC about magic stuff

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ooooh we forgot to investigate that medallion Vee is still holding on to that was probably linked to the ghost monkey

seyfert (Vee Barlett): nope just helping jump start some thinking

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh yeah that medallion

wyjyoon (Temperance): I forgot that we had that

seyfert (Vee Barlett): OR the key is magic... bu we didn't find it so thinking the medallion

seyfert (Vee Barlett): mehhh it's fineee that's a later problem like it was a later problem when we found it

Inv Zora Polasis: So it may go to my original thought that this is someone tryng to pretend to be Firebeard

Inv Zora Polasis: But we shall see

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (note to self: updat party pack)

GM: Zora having normal Priestly magic conversations with Temp is normal, she woudl be used to dealing with priests on her various missions

GM: Questioning what, why you do X, etc.

Temperance: A fraud doing some kidnapping? Hm... I suppose that sounds more realistic than a vampire pirate. I suppose it'd be wise to keep all avenues open.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): priests always love being questioned. They always react so calmly

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (working for the cathedral as they both do, why preist not investigator and vice versa.... and Tempe is very law and paperwork and all that burocratic nonsense)

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

GM: Vampire Pirates, makes notes

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (spell is shit tonight, I am exhausted so you know, ignore it)

LemonyLemon: no!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): *spelling

LemonyLemon: no more vampires!

Temperance: scribbles some notes about undead and vampire pirates and frauds leaving glowy footprints ? ?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): I like vampire pirates

seyfert (Vee Barlett): you never met Drake how can you already say no vampires??

LemonyLemon: They were involved in the mist, and the mist was a pain in my ass

wyjyoon (Temperance): oof they were that bad?

LemonyLemon: And I was BARELY even IN the mist

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Just another day in the life of Brer Necholas. :)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): nah just... interesting

Inv Zora Polasis: I think we shall have many questions for the Duke when we see him. I would like to see what evidence he has

Temperance: Yes, it would be best to gather more information for clarity's sake. It might help narrow it down a bit.

Temperance: It makes me wonder how the key and fragments of keys fit into all of this...

Inv Zora Polasis: I'm sure. But keys can lead to good things

Inv Zora Polasis: So where is your home church? Is it hard for you to be away?

Temperance: The Cathedral, actually. To some people's chagrin. I was more accustomed to written work while I was there, so venturing out to experience the world is... well, different territory.

Rothuss Carder: You'll see lots of different with this group.

Temperance: I'm not sure if I can decide if I like venturing out more in comparison to sitting and completing more written work. Each has its pros and cons, I suppose.

Temperance: smiles lightly.

Temperance: I've already seen quite a bit of variation, yes. Been a whirlwind of... er, events?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): how many cathedrals are there? Zora is Osterhold cathedral, right? they aren't from the same place are they?

GM: Yes they are

wyjyoon (Temperance): Apparently they are lol

GM: Two very different sections

LemonyLemon: I'm sure someone as invisible as Zora didn't know EVERYONE in the Cathedral

wyjyoon (Temperance): Cathedral's pretty big, so I guess it'd be probable they didn't get acquainted before!

Temperance: And yourself? Did you decide you wanted to be an investigator from the moment you joined priesthood? Or did they encourage you to take that route?

Inv Zora Polasis: Most priests I have seen like to be close to worship and don't venture out much. It is a very adventuresome thing to venture out on missions

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol Lemon

Inv Zora Polasis: Oh no! I was dropped at the Cathedral. They educated and trained me. Vee's father ... and mine ... paid for it

Inv Zora Polasis: I am grateful and respect the church greatly for everything they have done for me, but i don't think I was meant for the priesthood

Inv Zora Polasis: So I investigate

Rothuss Carder: Any serial killers?

Inv Zora Polasis: laughs

Inv Zora Polasis: Not yet

GM: How would you know?

GM: makes notes

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): yes busted a tax evader who unbeknownst to everyone was also a serial killer

GM: Criminal Minds - Osterhold division

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Inv Zora Polasis: This is probably the biggest case I have been assigned to so far

Rothuss Carder: You'll knock it out of the park

Temperance: Ah, I do remember you mentioning that at some point. What do usually investigate?

Inv Zora Polasis: I'm just here to assist you all

Rothuss Carder: Oh. *We'll* knock it out of the park

GM: What park? Why don't we want to be in the park?

Temperance: It is odd that we haven't much information to go off of, but... I suppose we should expect a little vagueness.

Inv Zora Polasis: Mostly internal church issues and accounting malfeasance and so forth. So far at least

Inv Zora Polasis: You know how important accurate donation accounting and property is to the church

Temperance: smiles stiffly at the thought.

Inv Zora Polasis: The church is involved in much property and trade and so troubles can arise

Temperance: I suppose it could get complicated keeping track of records of who purchased what and what time and how the values of properties rise and fall.

Rothuss Carder: I mean, if they knew everything already they wouldn't have to send us.

Inv Zora Polasis: And they are helpful to their patrons and so this is why we are assisting the Duke I imagine

Inv Zora Polasis: Exactly Rothuss

Inv Zora Polasis: Some times with sensitive matters it is best to hold back information from letters and messages. So much information can be picked up by divination or other means so it can be better to wait until the parties are in person

Inv Zora Polasis: Like when I asked for divination help with the tax stamp ...

Inv Zora Polasis: And got a geas put on that poor Jericho priest

Rothuss Carder: No simple request goes un-geased.

Inv Zora Polasis: The information was helpful at least

Inv Zora Polasis: laughs

Temperance: That makes sense. And here I was wondering how that all happened. I met Jericho at the end of his... er, tax stamp journey, so I wasn't able to fully grrasp what was going on.

Temperance: laughs lightly.

Inv Zora Polasis: I thought the bishop would be helpful for helpfulness sake and then the geas got put on Jericho. I would rather it have been put on me since I had insisted on the request.

Rothuss Carder: starts doing some calisthenics and warm-ups to try and get woke up fully.

The time is 7:30 AM

The date is Be____de, 5th Sin (Late Summer), 587 SGR

Young Moon's phase is Full Moon

Old Moon's phase is Waning Gibbous

Inv Zora Polasis: But perhaps because I am not a priest I was not worthy of it

Inv Zora Polasis: nice peaceful watch

Inv Zora Polasis: Looks like it will be a beautiful day

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 16]

Temperance: So far, it looks rather peaceful. A moment of respite.... hopefully ...

Temperance: looks out into the water again.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): yup - looks like a great day ahead

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 4]

Rothuss Carder: The empty scenery gets boring quick.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Inv Zora Polasis: yes. hopefully we will get there soon

Rothuss Carder: kicks up into a handstand against the mast.

Temperance: It's good to know that you have to be worthy enough to receive a geas. Though I wonder how they decide if someone is worthy or not.

Temperance: glances in Rothuss' direction.

Inv Zora Polasis: I'm not sure. It all happened so fast

Inv Zora Polasis: He's very athletic isn't he?

Temperance: If we have him stay still any longer he might use all that extra energy to climb that mast.

Temperance: looks on with a bit of mirth.

Rothuss Carder: Want me to?

Temperance: Up to you. A good check in with your climbing skills that you've been practicing?

Rothuss Carder: Yeah. Sure!

Rothuss Carder: drops back down to his feet.

Rothuss Carder: I mean, using the rigging is kinda cheating.

Rothuss Carder: kicks off his boots to use his bare feet for better traction.

Rothuss Carder: Hup!

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Climb Walls [PERCENT:Climb Walls] (vs. Target 65) [SUCCESS by 2] [d100 = 63]

GM: Nice

Inv Zora Polasis: claps

Rothuss Carder: I can't see anything but water from up here!

Inv Zora Polasis: That's a good thing

Temperance: I hope it stays that way! If we do see something that means we've got work to do!

Rothuss Carder: Is it?

Inv Zora Polasis: better than you seeing sharks and scrags

GM: You can wake the others also

seyfert (Vee Barlett): shhhh I wanted to see how long they kept going!

Temperance: I'm glad those encounters ended rather quickly. It was my first time seeing a scrag.

Inv Zora Polasis: I guess we should get everyone up ...

Rothuss Carder: hangs upside down by his knees from a spar.

Inv Zora Polasis: How do you usually rouse the crew?

[ERROR] Unknown special message type received. (setafk)

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): bugle?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Temperance: Oh, er... just go downstairs and shake them one by one... usually...?

Rothuss Carder: I have a horn.

Temperance: That works just as well.

Rothuss Carder: It's ... over there... *points vaguely to one side*

Inv Zora Polasis: A horn sounds efficient

Inv Zora Polasis: May I borrow it?

Rothuss Carder: gives her a thumbs up while upside down from the spar.

GM: sadly the silent bagpipes are not available

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh no, she's catching on quick

Inv Zora Polasis: takes the horn and goes below deck

Inv Zora Polasis: looks at it a bit and then gives it a try

Temperance: I would recommend not staying upside down ifor too long, it will make you lightheaded.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): don't know what to roll for that

Temperance: covers her hears, anticipating the sound of the horn.

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 16) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 17]

Vee Barlett: AH FUCKIN' A! WHAT THE HELL, ROTHUSS??

Inv Zora Polasis: Good morning all!

Vee Barlett: Oh, sis? Well fuck you, too!

Inv Zora Polasis: It's time to rise and shine!

Lirtimya: Sits up and glares in the direction of where to horn sounded from

Vee Barlett: Ugh, I'm gettin'g up, I'm gettin' up. Damn! Better get that anchor up before I get up there!

Inv Zora Polasis: I thought a horn would be faster than waking everyone individually

Inv Zora Polasis: hurries back on deck

Vee Barlett: Yeah, I'm gonna remember this fer later, don't you worry!

Inv Zora Polasis: Lever!! Which lever

Temperance: hears Vee's angry yelling from above deck.

Temperance: Um, that one!

Inv Zora Polasis: The horn did not go over well

Inv Zora Polasis: pulls lever for anchor

Temperance: points to the direction of the lever.

Rothuss Carder: Ya did great! *thumbs up again*

Inv Zora Polasis: Thank you Tempe

Inv Zora Polasis: puts horn back where she found it

Rothuss Carder: swings back and forth on the spar and waves at people as they come up from below.

Vee Barlett: grumbles and comes up stairs

Lirtimya: Grabs her stuff and heads above deck

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 14]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 14]

GM: Vee says you are lost

Vee Barlett: Ugh, matey I hope you awake.

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 20]

Vee Barlett: I can't think. Rude awakenin'

Vee Barlett: Damn we're REALLY lost.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): LOL

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (ooc)

wyjyoon (Temperance): The effects of the horn lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): er...maybe?

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 16) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 17]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Weather Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 19]

Lirtimya: Smelting the dice down, forging new ones, and giving them a test roll! [10d4+10d6+10d8+10d10+10d12+10d20 = 326]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): LOL

Vee Barlett: Smelting the dice down, forging new ones, and giving them a test roll! [10d4+10d6+10d8+10d10+10d12+10d20 = 312]

Vee Barlett: Where the hell are we? Ya put that anchor down, yeah?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I'm blaming it on my lack of a mouse, it's all it's fault

Rothuss Carder: Yep! I pulled the lever.

Vee Barlett: Anchor.

Rothuss Carder: Oof. Time to come down..

seyfert (Vee Barlett): one sec cat

[ERROR] Unknown special message type received. (setafk)

GM: So the group is not sure if you are on the right track, you are going forward because what else can you do, but you are very uneasy about it

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 19]

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): I'm sure everything will be fine

Temperance: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 7]

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 6]

Temperance: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 13] [d20 = 3]

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Weather Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 13]

GM: Land Scent for Vee

Rothuss Carder: sits up on the spar until the horizon stops spinning.

Temperance: I did warn you about feeling lightheaded...

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Do we have a map?

Temperance: shakes her head lightly.

wyjyoon (Temperance): Do we?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Maybe Zora has one?

Temperance: searches for a possible map in her bag.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): do I have a map?

GM: No

wyjyoon (Temperance): I'm assuming I also don't have one

GM: You have a general map of the local islands, anyone could but it is not a navigational map

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): We need to buy a map

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ok sorry back

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh, got it different type of map

Rothuss Carder: I can fill you in. There's water over there! *points left* And water over there *points right* And we're heading straight for more water!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): moved my cat's wheel today and didn't expect him to be THAT mad about it... but he was sitting where it normally was and meowing his little head off so had to give him toy distractions, poor baby

GM: chuckles

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Land Scent (Mizzen) [PERCENT:Land Scent (Mizzen)] (vs. Target 50) [SUCCESS by 38] [d100 = 12]

Temperance: I suppose so far if there's only water we're alright for now.

GM: So Vee takes a few minutes and then reorients herself and point, That way

Rothuss Carder: Perfect! That patch of water looks just right!

Vee Barlett: sniffs

Vee Barlett: Ok, yeah Mizzen that way. I can smell it.

Vee Barlett: Go wake up a bit more, Matey. I'll take mornin' steerin'

Temperance: follows the direction she's pointing with raised brows, but shrugs.

Rothuss Carder: Look out! You're about to hit a piece of water!

Vee Barlett: If ya fall overboard, I ain't rescuin' you.

Temperance: laughs lightly.

Inv Zora Polasis: laughs and then looks at Vee and stops

Temperance: He was fine hanging upside down, I think he's having fun.

Vee Barlett: As long as it's outta my hair.

Vee Barlett: Is Levi awake?

Temperance: Yes, yes, and I'm sure you'll test out your new blade if anyone tries.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh that's an afk, not a speak bubble

Temperance: To get in your hair, I mean.

GM: Everyone should be awake

Vee Barlett: flips her hair over her shoulder

Temperance: It's very pretty.

Temperance: And long.

Vee Barlett: So wes only about... I'd say a day from Mizzen. Guessin' we go to the Duke 'cause we shouldn't get distracted or some nonsense. Any other plans from there?

Vee Barlett: grins

Vee Barlett: Dad set me up with a good hair care routine. Love when he braids it.

Temperance: I think it's important to gather a little bit more information for clarity's sakes before we decide our next course of action. Meeting the Duke sounds like a good start.

Temperance: I'm glad you have good care routine. My hair just bounces all over the place when it's not bound tightly.

Vee Barlett: Hope it easy to do. I ain't met him yet.

Vee Barlett: Ya need good conditioner and more salt.

Vee Barlett: Contrary to popular though, them ocean waters great for keepin' bounce and flyaways away.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): *thought

Temperance: laughs lightly.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): true story: my hair LOVES salt spray

Temperance: I'll keep the salt and conditioner in mind. Perhaps when we're done with this whole Dread Pirate business I can stop by a shop.

Temperance: Zora seems to think we're either dealing with a fraud or some vampire pirate.

Vee Barlett: Ugh, can you imagine the hair on a dead pirate? Gross.

Vee Barlett: A vampire pirate? Ain't it too sunny for that?

GM: Are your locks in need of repair? Dread Dead Pirates has the solution

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Dread Lock Dead Locks

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Temperance: I think it'd be intriguing to see how the hair grows on a deceased human being... if we can call him human.

Vee Barlett: Would it grow? Thinkin' it falls off and gets maggoty.

Rothuss Carder: Yo ho ho and a Dead Pirate's Chest Hair!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): OMG bad work story with photos: maggots in sheep feet

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I don't need to elaborate except to say I'll never forget that sight

Vee Barlett: Even a dead one got more chair hair than you, I bet.

Temperance: I suppose that would be more likely, but sometimes phenomena is different.

GM: Phenom eh nom,

Vee Barlett: I just to know how to get glowin' footprints.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): *want to

seyfert (Vee Barlett): *chest

seyfert (Vee Barlett): good lord

Rothuss Carder: Am I supposed to be offended that I don't have a fur coat like a goat? 'Cuz you're yapping at the wrong guy for that.

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Phenomena, do do, do do do

Temperance: Perhaps through some sort of magic?

Temperance: The glowing footprints I mean. Not the chest hair.

GM: grins with Jtom

Vee Barlett: Nah just sayin' you ain't got a manly look to ya yet. Still too kidish.

GM: The spell casters have all of their spells

Vee Barlett: Glowin' chest hair sounds.... concernin'

GM: and who ever wants to can roll the first encounter check

Vee Barlett: Hmm, if I had magic, what signature I want?

wyjyoon (Temperance): d20?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (we saw my rolls so pass)

GM: yes

Temperance: [d20 = 10]

Rothuss Carder: (LINK)

wyjyoon (Temperance): I dunno what that says but it's half

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Temperance: Is transforming into merfolk considered a signature?

Temperance: grins lightly.

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 4]

Temperance: glances around as the boat moves.

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 8]

Vee Barlett: Ooh, yeah think I can? I dunno.

GM: I think that someone should be queestioning what Temperance means by that

Vee Barlett: Hmm, but they might not want my ties to them.

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 7]

Vee Barlett: What about a blood handprint? Nah, too grim.

Rothuss Carder: Leave a knife stabbed into the wall!

Vee Barlett: Waste of a good knife, but not a bad start.

Temperance: How about a slash on the wall with a blade?

Rothuss Carder: Stab it twice into the wall leaving a V shape?

Temperance: It wouldn't waste your knife?

Vee Barlett: Oooh that maybe not bad... but it too directly connected to me? I really gotta think on this.

Vee Barlett: Well I ain't got magic yet so I can start simple and work my way up.

Rothuss Carder: They'd call you the dread pirate Five.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Fives the pirate king?

Vee Barlett: Oh now that a thought. V ain't for Vee bu for Five throwin' them all off...

seyfert (Vee Barlett): To hell with him!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): too late!

GM: or for peace

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lmao

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): sorry guys, I'm spilling things all over myself and generally being bad at life, the exhaustion is winning. I'm going to take a nap. Hopefully I'll be back, but no promises. Please count me down for attendance but not xp, because I did literally nothing.

'LemonyLemon' disconnected

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): nap well!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): night!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Have a good nap!

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): sorry - get some good rest!

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Goodnight

Inv Zora Polasis: It's really nice to know you wouldn't mind being tracked

GM: You did not have an encounter on the early part of the day but you do need more checks soon

Vee Barlett: Sigh, so maybe I do need magic. Ain't wantin' to be tracked, but I ain't a fan of bein' invisible in my deeds fully like someone I know.

Rothuss Carder: finally scales back down the mast, driven by hunger and boredom.

Vee Barlett: grins

Inv Zora Polasis: smiles

Inv Zora Polasis: [d20 = 3]

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): ouch - no I did not roll - that was an accident

GM: LOL

seyfert (Vee Barlett): darn should have saved that for when Lemon was here

seyfert (Vee Barlett): can we put that on hold for her return??

GM: hah

Lirtimya: Should I start breakfast cooking?

Vee Barlett: Go for it, matey. Or fishin'. Whicever. I'm bettin' thems hungry after bein' up early.

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): What is the time? Is it still 7:30?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): noon probably if second encounter

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): If noon probably just make food, if not fish and then make lunch

GM: 10:30 or so

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Fishing [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 11]

GM: excellent

GM: you have enough food for 6 + 1d10 people

GM: [d10 = 3]

GM: So 9 people you can feed from your catch

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Damn fishing queen

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Cooking [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 14]

GM: Excellent again!

GM: Your first mate is providing all the things the ship needs

Lirtimya: Food is ready

seyfert (Vee Barlett): that's why she's first mate

Inv Zora Polasis: It smells wonderful!

Vee Barlett: Thanks, matey! Eat some then we'll switch, yeah?

Lirtimya: Sounds good to me

Rothuss Carder: Thanks Lirt! *chews*

Temperance: Thank you for the food.

Temperance: smiles lightly.

GM: And I fortunately know a little magic It's a talent that I always have possessed And here lately, please don't laugh I use it on behalf of the miserable, lonely, and depressed

Lirtimya: I hope it's as good as it smells

Temperance: It's delicious, thank you!

Vee Barlett: Ain't doubtin' if yer makin' it.

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 13] [d20 = 3]

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 20]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ouch you need to be fighting something with those rolls, lol

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Ah, joyous, the opposite of last time

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 15]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 13]

'Shislif' connected

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sigh

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I blame the goat horn!

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Land Scent (Mizzen) [PERCENT:Land Scent (Mizzen)] (vs. Target 50) [FAILURE by 29] [d100 = 79]

Vee Barlett: only smells the delicious cooked fish

GM: Hey there Sharif

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Cartography [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 12] [d20 = 2]

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Distance Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 13]

Shislif: Hi everyone

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Hello

wyjyoon (Temperance): Hey Sharif!

MeLange: Sorry I'm a lil later than usual had to stop by trader joes

seyfert (Vee Barlett): hi sharif!

Shislif (MeLange): ooc

seyfert (Vee Barlett): good excuse, I love Trader Joes

Shislif (MeLange): lol same :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): Trader Joes is nice : )

GM: and now that Sharif is here he can make an Encounter check

GM: d20

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): Hi Sharif :)

MeLange: [d20 = 8]

GM: ok

Shislif (MeLange): Hi :)

Shislif (MeLange): looks like we're still on the boat

seyfert (Vee Barlett): are we there yet???

wyjyoon (Temperance): We were relying on Land scent for a while and then cooked fish disrupted her flow lol

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): My food was too good

seyfert (Vee Barlett): not a good night for rolls....

seyfert (Vee Barlett): unless you're hungry

wyjyoon (Temperance): It was like seeing Master Chef

Shislif (MeLange): Sounds yummy though!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): the kitchen is on fire, but the food is good!

wyjyoon (Temperance): The next slogan for whoever decides to open a restaurant lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Shislif (MeLange): I remember when something was good it was 'on' fire, now it's just fire!

GM: So observation

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 8]

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 4]

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 14]

MeLange: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 4]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): well at least the food woke us up

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 13]

Shislif (MeLange): sounds spicy

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): We are a group of meerkats

Image: Borinquen

Shislif (MeLange): ah been a while since i've seen the anus

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

GM: Yes you see that very large shadow overhead

Shislif (MeLange): on the Borinquen map?

GM: Wingspan is slightly longer than your boat is

Shislif (MeLange): oh sorry just our imaginations ok

GM: It is on the Borienquen map also but not on the map of the boat

Vee Barlett: quietly, "Damn, what is that?"

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (animal lore??)

Temperance: Quite a large shadow, that.

GM: make your checks

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Hide In Shadows [PERCENT:Hide In Shadows] (vs. Target 5) [FAILURE by 32] [d100 = 37]

Rothuss Carder: Welp, time for a nap. G'nite!

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 7]

MeLange: [SKILL] Animal Lore [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 11]

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 7] [d20 = 19]

Temperance: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 15] [d20 = 1]

MeLange: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 14]

Temperance: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 13]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Seamanship [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 10]

Inv Zora Polasis: [CHECK] Charisma (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 4]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Shipwright [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 16]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Sage Knowledge, Island Kingdoms [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 1]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): OOOOOOOO

GM: lol at Zora's charisma check

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Distance Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 6]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Weather Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 15]

Lirtimya: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 8]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Land Scent (Mizzen) [PERCENT:Land Scent (Mizzen)] (vs. Target 50) [FAILURE by 20] [d100 = 70]

Lirtimya: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 18]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Rope Use [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 13]

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Seamanship [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 11) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 14]

Rothuss Carder: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 6]

Rothuss Carder: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 9) [FAILURE by 8] [d20 = 17]

GM: Laughs, waiting for the rain of dice to stop

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 8] [d20 = 18]

MeLange: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 18) [SUCCESS by 16] [d20 = 2]

Vee Barlett: Smelting the dice down, forging new ones, and giving them a test roll! [10d4+10d6+10d8+10d10+10d12+10d20 = 333]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): just for you

Temperance: [SKILL] Reading-Writing [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 12] [d20 = 1]

wyjyoon (Temperance): I was going for swimming but that works

wyjyoon (Temperance): I guess

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): you can write your will before you die

seyfert (Vee Barlett): pressured writing

wyjyoon (Temperance): Honestly probably what she'd do

wyjyoon (Temperance): Because she crazy like that

MeLange: [SKILL] Swimming [MOD:STR] (vs. Target 18) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 19]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Temperance: [SKILL] Swimming [MOD:CON] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 14]

Shislif (MeLange): lame lol

GM: So you gather out what you know and can share with each other: That looks to be a Roc, they are very rare, they are huge, they eat elephants, a fabled mythological creature that is bigger than a house, and it looks to be the same size as your boat

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): put the horn away!

Rothuss Carder: So if it tries to fly off with out boat, which way should we swim?

GM: Vee can guess that It is hunting for soemthing but cannot be sure what

GM: Zora can guess to make the boat look less appetising

Vee Barlett: The way wes already going.... it's huntin' but ain't sure what.....

GM: and Temp can think..... that is a really big bird....

Vee Barlett: Just lay low and hope it flies past us.

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol

JtomTMO: I suggest we leave, while it is quite amazing to see such a rare creature, it is not worth our lives

Lirtimya: I suggest we leave, while it is quite amazing to see such a rare creature, it is not worth our lives

Inv Zora Polasis: Can we make the boat less .. attractive?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Using only the mouspad can be annoying, did not mean to drag that

Shislif (MeLange): any animal lore?

Temperance: We can move things below deck, if that's what you mean?

Rothuss Carder: We'll need to move all you delectable morsels down below.

Vee Barlett: Yar, let's keep moving. Keep anything bright below deck. We want sails up if we wanna get out of here faster.

MeLange Covers his eyes to look at the creature

MeLange: whoa

Vee Barlett: Don't be movin' too fast to catch it's eye on deck.

Temperance: nods in understanding.

GM: Sorry missed that Sharif, Melange can tell that:

GM: Looking almost too big to be real, rocs are huge birds of prey that dwell in warm mountainous regions and are known for carrying off large animals (cattle, horses, elephants) for food. Rocs resemble large eagles, with either dark brown plumage or all golden feathers from head to tail. In a few rare instances, rocs of all red, black or white are sighted, but such sightings are often considered bad omens. These giant birds are 60 feet long from beak to tail feathers, with wingspans as wide as 120 feet. Combat: The roc swoops down upon prey, seizes it in powerful talons, and carries it off to the roc's lair to be devoured at leisure. The resulting damage is 3d6 per claw. Most of the time (95%), a roc carries off its prey only if both claws hit. If the prey was hit by only one claw, the roc usually lets go, then turns around and attempts another grab. Once the prey has been secured, the roc flies back to its nest. If the creature resists, the roc strikes with its beak, inflicting 4d6 points of damage per hit. Should a human, humanoid, or demihuman be captured, there is a 65% chance that the victim's arms are both pinned to his sides, making impossible melee weapon attacks or spellcasting that requires hand gestures. A roc will let go of its prey if it suffers damage equal to a quarter of its hit points. A roc can pick up two targets simultaneously if they are within 10 feet of each other. A roc usually cruises at a height of about 300 feet, seeking out likely prey with its sharp eyes. When a good target is found, it swoops down silently. The stealth of this first attack imposes a -5 penalty to its opponents' surprise rolls. Habitat/Society: Roc lairs are vast nests made of trees, branches, and the like. They inhabit the highest mountains in warm regions. Rocs are not given to nesting close to each other, with a nest rarely being located within 20 miles of another nest. There is a 15% chance of finding 1d4+1 eggs in a roc nest. These eggs sell for 2d6x100 gp to merchants specializing in exotic items. As may be expected, rocs fight to the death to protect these nests and their contents, gaining a +1 bonus to their attack roll. The treasure of a roc is usually strewn about and below the nest, for the creature does not value such. It is the residue from its victims. If the roc has been seizing pack horses and mules, some of that treasure may be merchant's wares such as spices, rugs, tapestries, perfume, rich clothing, or jewels. The roc ranges for food three times a day; about an hour after sunrise, at noon, and an hour before sunset. If there are young in the nest, a fourth feeding, approximately two hours after noon, is added to keep the young strong and well-fed. Ecology: Rocs are occasionally tamed and used by cloud or storm giants. Good-aligned giants do not allow their rocs to attack civilized areas and the animals therein. As mentioned before, rocs do not nest too closely together, since such a high concentration of these hungry predators would deprive entire regions of its animal population. Rocs serve to keep down the number of large predators, as they are fond of ankheg, purple worms, and harpies. Thanks to the rocs' prodigious appetites, these creatures are not swarming about with impunity. It is said that roc feathers can be used in the manufacture of Quaal's feather tokens , as well as wings and brooms of flying . One race that has little love for rocs is dwarves. Dwarven mines located in remote mountains often have to contend with unruly rocs intent on protecting their territory. Attempts by the dwarves to tame rocs have all met with failure, so the accepted manner of dealing with rocs is to kill them and smash their eggs. Adventurers who happen on a community of mountain dwarves may find employment as roc hunters. Such groups would do well not to allow any druids to find this out.

GM: He got a nice roll

seyfert (Vee Barlett): only if it doesn't attack us, lol

Inv Zora Polasis: takes all the leftover fish below deck

Inv Zora Polasis: can we be below deck and see what's happening above?

Vee Barlett: If ya leave the hatch open and peak out.

Inv Zora Polasis: Can we hide and see if it passes us by?

Temperance: If the space is too tight we can take turns looking out the hatch.

Temperance: Or have someone designated to watch.

wyjyoon (Temperance): Like meerkats

Inv Zora Polasis: I mean it probably wouldn't take the whole boat, right?

Vee Barlett: Yar. Ship will drift with these winds if ain't someone at the wheel, but ain't a problem if less of ya on deck.

Lirtimya: It's already hunting, isn't it? We just need to stay out of it's way, and hope whatever it's hunting is larger than us

Vee Barlett: Nah, boat ain't tasty so hopefully past by us...

Vee Barlett: nods to Lirt's comment

Inv Zora Polasis: Pull the anchor lever?

Vee Barlett: Just keepin' an eye on what it might be huntin....

Lirtimya: Staying still is not a good idea

Inv Zora Polasis: goes to hide below deck

Vee Barlett: Hmm, suppose we could. If it like a cat, no movement is fine....

Rothuss Carder: follows Zora

Temperance: follows Zora down the hatch.

Inv Zora Polasis: I'll come up if there's trouble

GM: Any last minute spell ideas?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh wait yeah hang on

Rothuss Carder: casts Invisible Boat

Vee Barlett: goes to put down the anchor and lower sails as slowly and quietly as she can.

wyjyoon (Temperance): Wish I had that spell right about now lol

Vee Barlett: grabs some loose rope just in case

MeLange: oh hey that a Roc!

GM: There is a percentage chance it decides to go past your boat

Rothuss Carder: Do we have a lifeboat on this thing?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so bless to better our percent chance?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): it is a lifeboat

GM: grisn with Lisa

MeLange: They usually hunt for about an hour or so, shouldn't be so bad

GM: and that is an idea Carissa

wyjyoon (Temperance): I know the protection from evil worked on the scrags because they were evil aligned, but I can't say the same for the roc right?

GM: and I will give Vee and Zora a wisdom check

GM: and Melange a wisdom +2

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 14]

MeLange: [CHECK] Wisdom [+2] (vs. Target 9) [FAILURE by 7] [d20-2 = 16]

Inv Zora Polasis: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 13] [d20 = 1]

Shislif (MeLange): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): niceee

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): i am sooo wise

Shislif (MeLange): oh nice

Shislif (MeLange): so wise

GM: Correct also Wendy

seyfert (Vee Barlett): poor melange tho, never can figure out animals

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Shislif (MeLange): he's got the info, just doesn't know what to do with it lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): tomato is a fruit but does it go in fruit salad??

Lirtimya: Just tell me where to point us captain

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): No

-> Inv Zora Polasis: Zora has the inspiration that a Roc out this far means it has a nest nearby.... meaning either Mizzen or an island nearby

seyfert (Vee Barlett): waiting for my widsom information before I can say, lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): I can try to cast Barskin on Vee and anyone who decides to stay above board, but it won't protect you guys if roc decides to fly off with you

Inv Zora Polasis: If this Roc is out this far, it must mean its nest is close by

GM: Vee knows that Roc's do not live on the ocean they need a mountain or some place to nest

Inv Zora Polasis: On Mizzen or some other island close by

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ......the boat isn't a bird perch

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): not sure what to do with that insight ...

Vee Barlett: Huntin' this far out? Hmm, might be quick then if it ain't normally a long flighted flyer.

GM: (LINK)

Lirtimya: Well at least it would make the trip to Mizzen faster

GM: The local island group

Vee Barlett: Maybe it from Siren's

GM: Yes, Mizzen, Siren's call or the un-named island just to the north of that

Shislif (MeLange): brb

[ERROR] Unknown special message type received. (setafk)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): nows your chance to name an island, lisa!

Inv Zora Polasis: If it was Mizzen you probably would have heard of such a rare creature there

GM: yeap

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): "Fred"

GM: No

Inv Zora Polasis: My guess would be another one

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): "Derf"?

Vee Barlett: Yar so thinkin' Siren's Call as it lots of little islands and less tame.

wyjyoon (Temperance): Ok so Barskin might be our best bet. I was looking at the silence spell to see if it would work but probably not

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (bless!)

wyjyoon (Temperance): Bless or chant I can do as well

GM: I agree with Carissa

seyfert (Vee Barlett): do bless and hope we roll so it doesn't even visit us

seyfert (Vee Barlett): chant and barkskin can be done during combat but bless cannot, remember?

wyjyoon (Temperance): And I cast on the character icon or the chat? I don't remember

Temperance: Temperance cast a spell NOT memorized.

Temperance: [CAST] Bless [at Vee Barlett]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): for a situation like this? dunno, whatever bob says

GM: You could drag it to whom ever

GM: and now Wendy makes a Percentage roll

wyjyoon (Temperance): Ok so on the person got it

GM: d100

Temperance: [d100 = 36]

wyjyoon (Temperance): I don't know how to feel about that lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): neither do I....

seyfert (Vee Barlett): just remember that bless wasn't added to that number!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Ok, well, I can cast bless on everyone if you want? Or do you want me to limit it to those above deck?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): no no I'm reminding bob, lol

GM: So the combination of Bless and lower sails, and most of the people hiding out of sight lets the Roc think that there is not any food here and it moves off farther north in search of a dolphin or shark

Vee Barlett: breathes a small sigh of relief

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh ok nice

Vee Barlett: Y'all can come up now. It gone off to hunt elsewhere.

Lirtimya: Sighs in relief

Temperance: shuffles out from the lower deck.

GM: But yes that was a good rememberance that there is at least one more island to the north, not on your map with the boat on it

Inv Zora Polasis: Good news!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): still unnamed

GM: That is Lisa's fault

Inv Zora Polasis: how about Bazaruto

GM: She had a chance

Vee Barlett: Yar. I can do water threats but air hard to deal with. I ain't good with bows.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol that's a fun word

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): meant that OOC

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and a real place? now I need to visit

Rothuss Carder: zzzzzzzz

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): it's off Mozambique which I love the name of - we studied it in French classes

seyfert (Vee Barlett): very cool!

GM: Updated the page

seyfert (Vee Barlett): woo it's official!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Bazaruto has come into existence : )

Temperance: I'm glad the creature missed us. You did say that they don't usually come this far out to sea, right?

The time is 4:30 PM

The date is Be____de, 5th Sin (Late Summer), 587 SGR

Young Moon's phase is Full Moon

Old Moon's phase is Waning Gibbous

Vee Barlett: Nah they land birds.

MeLange: what time is sunset?

Vee Barlett: holds fist up to the sun

Vee Barlett: Hmm... i'd say another three hours.

MeLange: they usually take a break till about an hour before sunset

GM: She is going to punch the sun and it will go red from that

Shislif (MeLange): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol and leave her perfectly new blade out of the fun?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): now that would be a good signature move

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lmao

wyjyoon (Temperance): Shank the Sun

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Sun Shanker

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Sunker

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Who needs an artificer to make bombs when you can just have Vee shank the sun and make a giant explosion?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ha!

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): exactly

wyjyoon (Temperance): And then the world fell into darkness....

GM: Navigation checks for those who have it

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 12]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sigh

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 17]

GM: Ok so you keep on sailing

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Land Scent (Mizzen) [PERCENT:Land Scent (Mizzen)] (vs. Target 50) [FAILURE by 3] [d100 = 53]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 6]

GM: The sails are good, the rudder is firm, you are heading due west into the sun

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 8]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): direction sense?

GM: All is good aboard the good boat.... you never named it

MeLange: nice firm rudder

Rothuss Carder: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream

seyfert (Vee Barlett): It's apparently Levi's boat so he can name it

GM: His sister's boat

seyfert (Vee Barlett): But I vote we call her Jean.

GM: any objections?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Reminds me of Billy Jean

seyfert (Vee Barlett): because levis

wyjyoon (Temperance): No objections : ) Unless Levi does

Image: Jean - Reed Fishing Boat

seyfert (Vee Barlett): love it

GM: two more encounter rolls please

Temperance: [d20 = 14]

wyjyoon (Temperance): you want me to roll a second time?

Lirtimya: [d20 = 2]

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh there we go

seyfert (Vee Barlett): .....Mini, I think we both need to stop rolling, lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): we're cursed

Shislif (MeLange): we all roll?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): no just those two

Shislif (MeLange): kewl

seyfert (Vee Barlett): well only two encounter checks he needed....for now...

Elemental, Water: Advanced Effect ['IMMUNE:bludgeoning, slashing, piercing,!magic +2,!magic +3, !magic +4, !magic +5'] -> [to Elemental, Water]

Elemental, Water 2: Advanced Effect ['IMMUNE:bludgeoning, slashing, piercing,!magic +2,!magic +3, !magic +4, !magic +5'] -> [to Elemental, Water 2]

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I agree, tonight doesn't seem to be our night, except when it comes to food

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I mean it doesn't HAVE to end up as a combat encounter.... can't we like.... talk to things?

Shislif (MeLange): speaking of food gonna grab some popcorn brb

[ERROR] Unknown special message type received. (setafk)

wyjyoon (Temperance): vee proceeds to summon all the ocean creatures to have a sit down conference

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): a passing ship thinking we look lost?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): or dolphins wanting more tuna! simple, fun, cute

seyfert (Vee Barlett): although with our navigation rolls... the ship is better

wyjyoon (Temperance): the passing ship would be nice

GM: Observation would be helpful

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): or a weird blue thing in the water

seyfert (Vee Barlett): that is not nice

GM: Alertness even better

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 2]

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 18]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 8] [d20 = 20]

Rothuss Carder: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 17]

MeLange: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 8]

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 10]

wyjyoon (Temperance): it looks like a really buff water ball

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): oh crap = just hovered over it

GM: So Temp and Lirt spot a weird spot of water just up ahead

seyfert (Vee Barlett): memory makes me think we need magic to harm them whihc.... uhhhhhh

GM: and Mel is like WHOA!!!!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): can we... go around it?

Temperance: Do you see that spot of water over there?

Shislif (MeLange): lol

GM: and This is where you need Init to see what order you can do things in

Vee Barlett: Water spout? They happen but ain't the right weather for it...

MeLange eyes wide and mouth open

Elemental, Water 1: [INIT] [MOD:Slam] [d10 = 3]

Rothuss Carder: [INIT] [d10 = 6]

Vee Barlett: [INIT] [d10 = 9]

Temperance: I'm not quite sure what it is...

Temperance: [INIT] [d10 = 6]

[TURN] Inv Zora Polasis

Vee Barlett: Well best to avoid weird, er, water movement.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): should I go or roll INIT again?

Lirtimya: [INIT] [d10 = 6]

MeLange: [INIT] [d10 = 8]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): up to you

Inv Zora Polasis: [INIT] [d10 = 9]

Temperance: Shall I try to cast Protection from Evil just in case?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): that's better

seyfert (Vee Barlett): but I was going to laugh if you still ended up as first lol

Rothuss Carder: Evil water spouts?

Vee Barlett: Water ain't evil. Neutral at best.

MeLange: like room temperature water

Temperance: Just trying to prepare. At least I know they're not evil.

Vee Barlett: What not evil?

wyjyoon (Temperance): So what is an elemental water thingy?

Rothuss Carder: Anybody got a towel? We can just dry it out.

[TURN] Elemental, Water 1 - [(IMMUNE:bludgeoning, slashing, piercing,!magic +2,!magic +3, !magic +4, !magic +5)]

wyjyoon (Temperance): I assumed the weird spot of water was a creature moving under it

Vee Barlett: Y'all just sayin' weird spot of water up ahead. You see somethin' in it?

Temperance: I asummed the weird spot of water was a creature moving under it.

Vee Barlett: Well without knowin' which creature ain't sure how to prepare for it. So we try to move around it.

Lirtimya: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 7]

GM: a swarm of water (?) comes up over the side of the boat and swarms over Roth

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Does Lirt know it's an elemental?

Temperance: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 7]

MeLange: just like water

Elemental, Water 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(12)] [d20 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Slam) [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 8 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]

Vee Barlett: Well that ain't normal...

Elemental, Water 1: [DAMAGE (M)] Slam [TYPE: bludgeoning,magic +2 (5d6=9)] [5d6 = 9]

Damage [9] -> [to Rothuss Carder] [STATUS: Moderate]

[TURN] Levi Reed

Vee Barlett: Lirt! Evaporate it with magic!

[TURN] Temperance

MeLange: Roth you ok?!

Rothuss Carder: gets knocked rolling

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Come Sail Away come on my playlist so....

Rothuss Carder: Ow! Hell, that hurt!

wyjyoon (Temperance): Well, I'm not sure what to cast at this point. The spell I was thinking of requires 10 gp and since I don't know what an elemental is I'm not going to use it

GM: What spell?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): maybe it'll roll over us like a wave?

wyjyoon (Temperance): Ethereal Barrier. I think it's supposed to be for celestials, which doesn't count for elementals

GM: Correct

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I'm trying to find where the description for elementals are, but best I can find in any of the menus is an air elemental

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): only priest spells require a cash donation to cast

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol yup

Elemental, Water 1

Shislif (MeLange): do regular weapons hurt it?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): one way to find out

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh! you have your buckler!

Shislif (MeLange): doh

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): I believe we used regular weapons on a fire elemental in a past life

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so try normal ax and if it doesn't work switch to buckler punch

Shislif (MeLange): right I do have the buckler!

Shislif (MeLange): okey doke

wyjyoon (Temperance): I can cast Chant? If you guys still want me to cast

seyfert (Vee Barlett): makes you hard to hit, too so might take it off rothuss

seyfert (Vee Barlett): chant is good

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): push it overboard?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): we should hopefully reach mizzen by night...

Temperance: Temperance cast a spell NOT memorized.

Shislif (MeLange): can I hit with the buckler or it's just defensive? dont remember

Temperance: [CAST] Chant [at Vee Barlett]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): you can hit it

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): you can punch with it, but you don't get it for defense if you do

Temperance: Temperance cast a spell NOT memorized.

Temperance: [CAST] Chant [at MeLange]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): you did that in the.. cave? I think it was

Temperance: Temperance cast a spell NOT memorized.

Temperance: [CAST] Chant [at Lirtimya]

Shislif (MeLange): right cool thx

GM: Apply that effect to everyone one Temp

Temperance: Temperance cast a spell NOT memorized.

Temperance: [CAST] Chant [at Inv Zora Polasis]

GM: No need to recast, just drag the effect

Effect ['Chant(Friendly);ATK: 1;DMG: 1;SAVE: 1'] -> [to Vee Barlett] [by Temperance]

GM: yeap

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh ok so I just do that for everyone

wyjyoon (Temperance): got it

Effect ['Chant(Friendly);ATK: 1;DMG: 1;SAVE: 1'] -> [to MeLange] [by Temperance]

Effect ['Chant(Friendly);ATK: 1;DMG: 1;SAVE: 1'] -> [to Inv Zora Polasis] [by Temperance]

GM: and the Enemy to the water elemental

Effect ['Chant(Friendly);ATK: 1;DMG: 1;SAVE: 1'] -> [to Elemental, Water 1] [by Temperance]

Effect ['Chant(Friendly);ATK: 1;DMG: 1;SAVE: 1'] -> [to Rothuss Carder] [by Temperance]

Effect ['Chant(Friendly);ATK: 1;DMG: 1;SAVE: 1'] -> [to Lirtimya] [by Temperance]

Effect ['Chant(Friendly);ATK: 1;DMG: 1;SAVE: 1'] -> [to Temperance]

wyjyoon (Temperance): Did I get everyone?

GM: No you did Friendly to the Elemental

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh whoops

Effect ['Chant(Enemy);ATK: -1;DMG: -1;SAVE: -1'] -> [to Elemental, Water 1] [by Temperance]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): maybe she's trying to make friends

GM: There you go

GM: and Laughs

wyjyoon (Temperance): I mean... if I could that would be nice

wyjyoon (Temperance): It wouldn't be attacking if I succeed

Vee Barlett: see? befriend all the things

seyfert (Vee Barlett): !ooc

GM: you forbot Vee

Effect ['Chant(Friendly);ATK: 1;DMG: 1;SAVE: 1'] -> [to Vee Barlett] [by Temperance]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): vee was the first one she got

GM: and then click done

seyfert (Vee Barlett): unless it didn't go through

[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [Chant(Friendly); ATK: 1; DMG: 1; SAVE: 1]

Rothuss Carder: draws his sabre and tries slashing through it.

wyjyoon (Temperance): I did cast instead of doing the effect, so I had to redo everyone

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ahh

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [ENC: Moderate] [EFFECTS +1] [d20 = 1]

Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Elemental, Water 1] [Hit-AC: 17 vs. 2 ] [AC: 17 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ouch

wyjyoon (Temperance): I probs missed Vee during the redo

wyjyoon (Temperance): oof

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): there's no end turn button anymore?

GM: Yes there is

wyjyoon (Temperance): there's like a little arrow on the bottom left side

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): bottom left of CT

wyjyoon (Temperance): of the combat tracker

wyjyoon (Temperance): yea

[TURN] Lirtimya - [Chant(Friendly); ATK: 1; DMG: 1; SAVE: 1]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): had to change the layout of the icons

GM: smiles see Wendy is the old wizened expert now

wyjyoon (Temperance): nah i wore my reading glasses to be able to see things

wyjyoon (Temperance): :D

GM: Old semi blind expert

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): did the button push work?

wyjyoon (Temperance): not sure about expert but i'll take it

wyjyoon (Temperance): yep!

GM: yeap Lirt is thinking of what spell to cast

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): So, I don't think I have much to hurt the elemental, I could try to burn it, but that's a 50/50 on whether it would even effect it, so what should I be doing?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): ok, I didn't get a notice that I noticed

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): would acid arrow work? Since it's made out of the waves

GM: I can niether confirm nor deny

Lirtimya: Lirtimya cast a spell NOT memorized.

Lirtimya: [CAST] Melf's Acid Arrow [at Rothuss Carder]

Lirtimya: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 21]

Attack [21] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Melf's Acid Arrow) [at Rothuss Carder] [Hit-AC: -1 vs. 10 ] [AC: -1 ] [CRITICAL HIT]

Rothuss Carder: ducks frantically

Rothuss Carder: ducks frantically

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Cast it at the wrong person, let go early

seyfert (Vee Barlett): well maybe don't hit rothuss, lol

Lirtimya: Lirtimya cast a spell NOT memorized.

GM: But yes that would be a hit

seyfert (Vee Barlett): do crits with magic give you an extra magic roll...?

GM: No

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Do I roll again now?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): well then

wyjyoon (Temperance): : (

GM: Roll for Damage

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Or just damage?

Lirtimya: [DAMAGE] Melf's Acid Arrow [EFFECTS +1] [TYPE: acid (2d4+1=7)] [2d4+1 = 7]

Damage [7] -> [to Elemental, Water 1] [STATUS: Light]

[TURN] MeLange - [Chant(Friendly); ATK: 1; DMG: 1; SAVE: 1]

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Now I know it works, and I'll do more damage next round

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): gets another one since it was a crit hit?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Acid arrow for my level hits twice

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(16)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+2 = 22]

Attack [22] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Elemental, Water 1] [Hit-AC: -6 vs. 2 ] [AC: -6 ] [CRITICAL HIT]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): right? that's what I'd hope

Shislif (MeLange): high is good?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): for fighting? very much so

GM: Yes to Jtom for two times the damage because of the Crit

Shislif (MeLange): did it work?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ooh so that's how crit happens, nice

GM: and yes to Mel fo rthat being a hit

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh thank goodness so no magic weapons

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Battle axe [EFFECTS +1] [TYPE: slashing (1d8+4=5)] [d8+4 = 5]

Damage [0] -> [to Elemental, Water 1] [RESISTED]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): otherwise Vee would be cursing out Thorndike :P

Shislif (MeLange): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): .......

GM: So far the only time you have hit is is a Critical

GM: and there you go for the damage

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): and another crit hit

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ....okay back to cursing out thorndike

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): melange was too

[TURN] Vee Barlett - [Chant(Friendly); ATK: 1; DMG: 1; SAVE: 1 | Chant(Friendly); ATK: 1; DMG: 1; SAVE: 1]

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): So I dealt double damage? Nice

seyfert (Vee Barlett): no melange goes again for crit

GM: But Mel can roll another to hit if he likes

Shislif (MeLange): oh sorry

seyfert (Vee Barlett): maybe blungeon with the shield to damage?

GM: Yes to Lirt, you roll damage again not double damage

seyfert (Vee Barlett): because looks like ax did nothing

Shislif (MeLange): can I still go I hit the end turn button

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes

GM: and no to Carissa, cannot switch weapons because of a crit

Shislif (MeLange): sweet so forgiving

GM: but yes to next round

seyfert (Vee Barlett): at least I am lol

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(16)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+2 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Battle Axe) [at Elemental, Water 1] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 2 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

Shislif (MeLange): heh

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): so if the axe won't work can you try to push it overboard with the buckler?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): does Lirt need to roll damage again?

GM: Yes to Lirt rolling damage again

Shislif (MeLange): I'll try next round

seyfert (Vee Barlett): go ahead mini

GM: and Mel has completed his attacks

Shislif (MeLange): but is it that the axe doesn't work or he just managed to resist because I rolled a 1

GM: then Vee will be up

seyfert (Vee Barlett): it resisted the damage

Lirtimya: [DAMAGE] Melf's Acid Arrow [EFFECTS +1] [TYPE: acid (2d4+1=6)] [2d4+1 = 6]

Damage [6] -> [to Elemental, Water 1] [STATUS: Moderate]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so he did hit it, but went right through

MeLange: So it'

Shislif (MeLange): ooc

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Do I roll twice for damage next round too?

Shislif (MeLange): so it'd be the same even if I didn't roll a 1?

GM: Only if you get a crit again

wyjyoon (Temperance): Bob can you link me the water elemenal page again?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): you rolled 5 damage total so yeah... it just doesn't take slashing damage

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Acid arrow hits multiple rounds, I don't need to roll again I don't think?

GM: Pause

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): ok

GM: Lirt hit with her Acid Arrow, that does damage on round 1 and on round 2

Shislif (MeLange): nice

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Right

GM: She rolled a crit so I gave her another damage roll on round 1

GM: Next round there will be another damage roll

GM: for round 2

GM: but only 1

Lirtimya: Okay

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): OOC

GM: but only 1 roll

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I thought so, but I was just checking

GM: then going to Mel, he got a crit and it did hit but it did not do any damage

Elemental, Water 1

Shislif (MeLange): maybe a higher damage roll would've done something though

GM: Then he missed on the next roll for the Crit

Shislif (MeLange): but I guess safer to go for the buckler next round

GM: so now we are on Vee, then Zora

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Get off my ship!

Get off my ship!

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 14]

Vee Barlett: tries to shake it loose

GM: Everyone has a Chant effect on them, so Temp cannot do anything else while she is chanting

[TURN] Inv Zora Polasis - [Chant(Friendly); ATK: 1; DMG: 1; SAVE: 1]

GM: and now Zora is up for the end of round 1

Inv Zora Polasis: tries to punch the water elemental

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): not working

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): rolling on it on the CT or icon

GM: How are you doing it?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): punch button

GM: Target the Elemental then use the punch button

Inv Zora Polasis: Martial Arts: Haymaker [d20 = 20]

Inv Zora Polasis: [DAMAGE (M)] Punch Result:2 [EFFECTS +1] [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d0+1=3)] [d0+1 = 3]

Damage [0] -> [to Elemental, Water 1] [RESISTED]

Inv Zora Polasis: KNOCK OUT ROLL [TARGET:10] Knockout roll fail! [d100 = 59]

GM: WOW

[ERROR] Unknown special message type received. (setafk)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): nice!

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): she meant business

[ROUND 2]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so... can someone tell me how to get on this good roll deal or...?

wyjyoon (Temperance): damn vee punching the sun, zora punching the water... does this run in the family too?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol probably

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): it resisted the punching damage too? so sad

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): just keep siphoning my luck away

GM: For only 9.99 a month you can subscribe to high rollers dot com and get your very own special dice that are garunteed to make you feel stronger and smarters

[TURN] Elemental, Water 1 - [(IMMUNE:bludgeoning, slashing, piercing,!magic +2,!magic +3, !magic +4, !magic +5) | Chant(Enemy); ATK: -1; DMG: -1; SAVE: -1]

[INIT] 3 : Slam

seyfert (Vee Barlett): .....well if it's spelled smarters and not smarter I'm inclined to think it's a scam

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): hands over Vee's credit card

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

GM: [d100 = 17]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

[TURN] Levi Reed

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): we scared itr away?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): acid arrows hurt

GM: Three consectutive crtical hits on it plus the acid arrows

seyfert (Vee Barlett): wooo go team!

wyjyoon (Temperance): nice!

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): nice

Vee Barlett: Well that be interestin'

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): We did it

Vee Barlett: Good job, y'all. Beautiful uppercut, Zora.

[286 XP] -> Temperance

[286 XP] -> Vee Barlett

[286 XP] -> Levi Reed

[286 XP] -> Inv Zora Polasis

[286 XP] -> MeLange

[286 XP] -> Rothuss Carder

[284 XP] -> Lirtimya

Awarded XP to the Party. (2000)

Lirtimya: I'm getting pretty good with this arrow now

Rothuss Carder: tenderly feels at teh bruise forming on the left side of his face.

Vee Barlett: Yar, matey! You killin' it with that magic!

Inv Zora Polasis: Stuffy! Humph! Stuffy people punch water elementals? I think not

Vee Barlett: Er, and maybe you can stop chantin' Tempe and heal up Rothuss so he ain't killed.

Vee Barlett: barks a laugh

Rothuss Carder: How in the hell I get punched by a wave?

Vee Barlett: Man I pressed yer button with that comment! Good. Makes ya want more to prove me wrong.

Temperance: I'm glad it's gone. Anybody else hurt anywhere?

Vee Barlett: winks

Temperance: glances around and nods.

Vee Barlett: Maybe his confidence, too, but ain't sure how to fix that.

Vee Barlett: I mean, I've been beaten up by waves body surfin' before but... not like that.

Temperance: No one else. I'm glad it managed to stay in one place.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): brb

[ERROR] Unknown special message type received. (setafk)

Temperance: Temperance cast a spell NOT memorized.

Temperance: [CAST] Cure Light Wounds [at Rothuss Carder]

Temperance: [HEAL] Cure Light Wounds [d8 = 8]

Heal [8] -> [to Rothuss Carder] [STATUS: Light]

wyjyoon (Temperance): Holy moly ok

Rothuss Carder: Ahh... dang that feels good, Temperence.

Temperance: furrows her brows in confusion.

Temperance: It feels good to get punched in the face by water?

Rothuss Carder: No, the healing.

Rothuss Carder: Water punches hard.

Vee Barlett: You into some weird stuff, Roth.

Temperance: I suppose it gave you a stronger effect than my usual healing effects. Hm...

Rothuss Carder: You never noticed it feels good to not hurt anymore?

GM: Evedry since his lady giant friend threw him across the lake

Vee Barlett: Oh, nah didn't hear that part. Only heard you like gettin' hurt by water.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Death by snu snu...oh wait, no drowning.

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Shislif (MeLange): snu snu

Temperance: I'm glad you're feeling better, in any case.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): it's good to have a goal in life

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

Shislif (MeLange): no more element?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): nope we scared it off

Shislif (MeLange): nice

Temperance: What was that creature anyhow? It seemed like a weird rise in the water at first...

Vee Barlett: shrugs

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Bob do I know what it is from my int. check earlier?

Vee Barlett: Maybe we can check the library in Mizzen.

Rothuss Carder: Stupid magic water.

GM: yes

Lirtimya: It was a water elemental

GM: or stupid magic water?

GM: Or magic stupid water?

Temperance: A water elemental. At least we know the name now. Maybe I'll look more into it when we stop by the library.

GM: You get to decide

'seyfert' disconnected

'seyfert' connected

GM: Yes you are back

Lirtimya: As far as I know, it's a thing not from here, elementals are pretty powerful, these are known for being a huge pain for ships, able to completely turn over smaller ships and stop larger ones

Temperance: Oh my, we were lucky to not have been turned over, then. Your acid arrows and Zora's punching really scared it off.

Temperance: takes out her notebook, making some quick notes about water elementals.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): okay back

Lirtimya: I don't know if they can actually be hurt by physical attacks, since they're made of water

Vee Barlett: Smart one ya are, matey.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (rothuss begs to differ)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh wait nvm

Temperance: It didn't seem like the axe was working as well. It makes sense, since it's so... malleable.

Vee Barlett: So in other words... Thorndike not givin' me magic almost got us killed? I'll tell Pa that.

Rothuss Carder: No fair being able to attack but not be attacked.

Rothuss Carder: Cheating stupid magic water.

Vee Barlett: I mean that's normal water, too.

Lirtimya: It's like hitting the ocean with a hammer and expecting it to crack

Temperance: Apparently they are very powerful, so I'm only glad that it didn't do more damage.

Rothuss Carder: I've never been hit with a left hook by a wave before.

GM: very cold water would crack from a hammer

Lirtimya: It's too malleable

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Wrong word

GM: grins

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): "mallet-able"

Vee Barlett: Always a first time for everythin'

The time is 7:30 PM

The date is Be____de, 5th Sin (Late Summer), 587 SGR

Young Moon's phase is Full Moon

Old Moon's phase is Waning Gibbous

GM: Navigation and land scent rolls

Temperance: In any case, I certainly hope we're heading in Mizzen's general direction.

wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh lol

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 6]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Land Scent (Mizzen) [PERCENT:Land Scent (Mizzen)] (vs. Target 50) [SUCCESS by 9] [d100 = 41]

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20 = 9]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): \Whew! Maybe I just needed to restart FG this whole time!

wyjyoon (Temperance): brb snack break

GM: So Lirt and Vee consult and realize.... you are not going to make it to Mizzen tonight unless you try to go through the night overnight

GM: and get there very early in the morning

GM: OR you go slower and arrive mid-morning

Shislif (MeLange): ohhh what're we gonna do?

GM: One choice is more encounter rolls, the other is fewer but more dangerous rolls

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): more encounter rolls for going slo I'm guessing

GM: See Lisa is ready to run the next story arc

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yeah I still don't trust my rolling tonight so higher danger rolls sounds like a bad idea

seyfert (Vee Barlett): roomba!!!

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

GM: Roomba?

Vee Barlett: Well good news and bad news, y'all.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): her roomba story arc idea from.... years ago, I've never given up hope of her running it

GM: AHHHH

wyjyoon (Temperance): back

Vee Barlett: We ain't reachin' Mizzen tonight.

wyjyoon (Temperance): why are we screaming

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): woulf fit better in traveller I think

seyfert (Vee Barlett): that's fine, too! as long as I get to do a roomba arc one day

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Inv Zora Polasis: That's fine. We don't want to get there in the middle of the night anyway do we?

Rothuss Carder: Just so long as we get there.

Inv Zora Polasis: Yes

Vee Barlett: Nah. And I'm still shook from that damn horn so ain't trustin' myself to try to get us there early. So we do watches, slow goin' and reach there by afternoon.

Temperance: nods lightly.

Vee Barlett: Well, mid-mornin' dependin'

Temperance: As long as we get there.

Vee Barlett: Well that always the plan.

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): At 7th level I can learn a spell to conjure elementals, which will be useful, since I just need a bit of sand and a body of water to conjure one

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): A 4th level spell

seyfert (Vee Barlett): i like where that sentence changed to next line so it read: just need a bit of sand and a body

seyfert (Vee Barlett): necromanceeee

wyjyoon (Temperance): i don't think priests can do elemental spells

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): nice - what are the odds they obey you?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): how do you make a body out of water? It keeps flowing away downhill

seyfert (Vee Barlett): priests can, but not your god :)

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): If I remember correctly, I will look once I return in a minute, 100% even without concentration

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh, maybe i misinterpreted that

wyjyoon (Temperance): thought i read it from somewhere

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): bob had some greeks way back making one that didn't obey them and they burnt them all to a crisp - but maybe that was Bob working outside of the spell in the book :)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I think there is a priest spell to summon elemental as well, but higher level... either I never got there or never used that spell, dunno

seyfert (Vee Barlett): maybe start with making an element out of earth so you can actually hit it back, lol

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): one buff water ball vs. one buff sand dude

GM: chuckles

GM: So the idea for watches is?

GM: and you can ease into the first watch

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): waterproof

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 4]

Vee Barlett: I can stay up so you can sleep, matey.

GM: nice TMO

Shislif (MeLange): I go with the majority!

Shislif (MeLange): oh and Mel can stay up

Vee Barlett: Get yet magic nap in.

GM: Put Mel on first watch because Sharif is here now?

MeLange: I'm up for an all nighter!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sure

Vee Barlett: laughs

Shislif (MeLange): yea

GM: Mel and Zora? or Mel and ?

wyjyoon (Temperance): i don't think i used a lot of spell slots

wyjyoon (Temperance): any spell you want me to cast?

GM: Temp would be first or third, same as Lirt

Shislif (MeLange): plus I won't be in for like at least the next two games actually, taking a trip to Canada

Vee Barlett: we can anchor at midnight and Lirt can start us sailin' in the morning.

GM: Take off, to the great white north

Vee Barlett: Lirt third because look at that roll! Vee has this navigation for the moment.

Shislif (MeLange): I'll put on website though

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ooc

Shislif (MeLange): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): So Vee, Mel, and Zora first?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Let Zora talk to everyone :D

wyjyoon (Temperance): i can do third then : )

GM: Also Sharif, let us know if you will be in for the Birthday game, looks like Carissa will miss part of it

GM: and yes to Vee, Zora, Mel

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yep and Roth and whoever else for second

GM: for first watch

GM: and go

seyfert (Vee Barlett): if we hit second tonight, can be mel

Vee Barlett: whistlin' while she navigates

wyjyoon (Temperance): do you want me to cast anything before tempe sleeps?

MeLange: Remember that Roc? That was something huh

wyjyoon (Temperance): or we good?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I think Mel and Vee are still down hp...?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): if I'm reading tracker right

Inv Zora Polasis: I've never seen anything like that before

Vee Barlett: Giant ass bird. Cool, but best seen from a distance.

wyjyoon (Temperance): i can do healing for vee and mel

MeLange: Heh giant ass bird yea

seyfert (Vee Barlett): quick before bob counts it as first watch!

MeLange: crazy something that big could fly

Temperance: Temperance cast a spell NOT memorized.

Vee Barlett: Wonderin' where it nest is.

Temperance: [CAST] Cure Light Wounds [at MeLange]

Temperance: [HEAL] Cure Light Wounds [d8 = 8]

Heal [7] -> [to MeLange] [STATUS: Healthy]

GM: chuckles

Temperance: Temperance cast a spell NOT memorized.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): nice!

Temperance: [CAST] Cure Light Wounds [at Vee Barlett]

Temperance: [HEAL] Cure Light Wounds [d8 = 8]

Heal [8] -> [to Vee Barlett] [STATUS: Healthy]

wyjyoon (Temperance): whoa

seyfert (Vee Barlett): damn these rolls tonight!

MeLange: say there's usually some treasure about their nests, when they capture like horses and get change by accident

seyfert (Vee Barlett): for everyone but me! and sometimes mini!

MeLange: Of course they don't care about Gold

Temperance: stretches and waves before heading below deck.

Vee Barlett: I wonder how ya fight somethin' like that? Good shot with arrows, I supposin'?

Inv Zora Polasis: Like a dragon?

MeLange: Big big bird

Vee Barlett: Hey, Zora, ya any good with range weapons?

MeLange: does have dragon vibes

MeLange: feathered dragon

Inv Zora Polasis: Not at all I'm afraid.

Inv Zora Polasis: laughs

Vee Barlett: Hmm, damn. So we still gotta rely on Levi for range? Sad.

Inv Zora Polasis: I only have my rapier and my dagger

MeLange awkwardly chuckles

Vee Barlett: Dagger be good.

MeLange: rapier cool

MeLange: is it fun to use?

Inv Zora Polasis: I prefer the rapier so I don't have to get too close

MeLange: good call

Inv Zora Polasis: I think it's elegant

MeLange: oh it's classy as hell

Vee Barlett: Yar! Like me tridents. Good distance and still stab them. Dagger for when I wanna get personal.

Inv Zora Polasis: takes it out of it's sheath

Shislif (MeLange): I like how piratey Vee is getting lol

MeLange: Trident is also VERY cool

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

MeLange: not sure it'd call it elegant though, more intimidating that is

Vee Barlett: grins

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): do we have to worry she will join the dead dread pirate firebeard?

Vee Barlett: That be the point. Well, points.

Vee Barlett: laughs

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

Shislif (MeLange): that would be a twist!

Inv Zora Polasis: Yes the trident definitely sends a message

MeLange: and what about these?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): she's not a pirate already and definitely wouldn't want someone like firebeard to mentor her, nope

MeLange: pulls out his axe and does a flare move

Inv Zora Polasis: Nice!

MeLange: Thanks!

MeLange relaxes

Vee Barlett: Fancy and get the job done. Like, trident you can kinda draw it out if yer feelin' mean, but ax just says, "I ain't dealin' with ya, death to you!"

MeLange: I like them, I think they suit me

MeLange: hey the axe does say that!

Vee Barlett: Like what are them jungle guys.... oh! Lumberjack!

Vee Barlett: Levi love them. Huh, maybe why he drawn to ya.

MeLange: They're ok

MeLange: could be could be... I'm sure there many reasons

Vee Barlett: Y'all got any stories for why ya chose yer weapon?

MeLange: I do but it's not a good story

Vee Barlett: Ain't goin' nowhere so might as well tell us.

MeLange: Guess what they have the big strong guy do all day?

GM: I use these for killing people but it is not a good story

Inv Zora Polasis: An interesting story?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Vee Barlett: Chop wood? Or somethin'?

MeLange: that's right, chopping wood

MeLange: nice guess Vee!

Vee Barlett: grins

MeLange: You spend enough time with a thing...

MeLange: it becomes a part of you, so the axe just felt natural, like getting out of bed in the morning

Vee Barlett: nods

Vee Barlett: Yer a natural with them, aint no doubtin' that.

MeLange: Thanks Vee

MeLange: Still loving that Trident though, so original

MeLange: don't see them much these days is what I mean

MeLange: they hard to carry around and handle? Like between battles?

Vee Barlett: Yar! I love 'em! Pa gave me them when I was little. Knew I loved the water. And stabbing. So he gave me somethin' good in water AND stabs multiple times at once!

Inv Zora Polasis: laughs

Vee Barlett: I gots a strong back to hold them.

MeLange: Cool

Vee Barlett: What about yer rapier, Zora?

wyjyoon (Temperance): They looked at young Vee and were like "hm... shanking potential" lol

MeLange: Yea Zora spill it

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yup, lol

Shislif (MeLange): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): kid vee always trying to drown herself in the ocean and stabbing her pillow when she was mad

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Inv Zora Polasis: Also not an exciting story

Inv Zora Polasis: I'm not a fighter but the church demanded I become skilled in something to defend myself

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol pa and dad were like "she's gonna make it big one day"

Vee Barlett: They don't take no punches? 'Cause ya good at that.

Inv Zora Polasis: So I went to the church's armory and walked around for a while and thought the rapier somehow fit me

Inv Zora Polasis: laughs

Inv Zora Polasis: I think I got lucky with that

MeLange laughs awkwardly

Vee Barlett: One way to find out. Gotta punch more things.

Vee Barlett: grins

MeLange: Sounds like it was calling you

Vee Barlett: Rapier nice and elegant. Gotta see more of yer work to see if it fit you, but I got a hunch it does.

Inv Zora Polasis: Perhaps it was. I passed my training anyway so that was good

MeLange: not a great name though "rapier", sounds like an above average nasty fella

seyfert (Vee Barlett): laughs

Vee Barlett: laughs

Inv Zora Polasis: laughs

MeLange laughs

MeLange: I think it's clear that Vee wins the away for most exciting story, but I did like yours Zora, something magical about it

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I imagine anyone who actually uses the rapier to be someone who would say "An elegant weapon, of a more civilized age"

GM: grins

Shislif (MeLange): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Vee Barlett: Well if their origin story ain't excitin' just means ya got lots of potential excitement in the future.

Inv Zora Polasis: Yours is too MeLange. You may have started chopping wood, but that battle axe is much more than a wood tool. It is yours and you master it

Vee Barlett: Just gotta write the big break later.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): nice jtom

MeLange: Thanks Zora that's a nice way to look at it

wyjyoon (Temperance): just realized we never got a chance to get another hand axe for Mel after the monkey stole his

Shislif (MeLange): yea true he's just got the one

Shislif (MeLange): but there's the buckler so that's good

wyjyoon (Temperance): ah, fair. now he's got room to carry the buckler

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): wouldn't hurt to have a spare in case of more monkeys

GM: hah

GM: who wants to roll for an encounter

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): nope

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): sharif?

Inv Zora Polasis: [d20 = 16]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): nice

GM: excellent

Shislif (MeLange): lol sorry i'm back

Shislif (MeLange): nice roll!

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): no worries

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): now we can sleep easy

GM: So your first watch passes quietly

GM: Second watch is?

wyjyoon (Temperance): claps

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Roth and Mel

GM: Go for it

seyfert (Vee Barlett): welll... Roth is afk....

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): TMO is not here

seyfert (Vee Barlett): discord ping?

GM: I pinged him here

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): He's not at the desk, he sits a foot away from me, he's at biuo break

GM: chuckles than you JTom

MeLange: So alone!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ah didn't know you were in the same place

seyfert (Vee Barlett): does Zora want to double or Vee?

MeLange: Almost as if my lonliness is killing me

seyfert (Vee Barlett): aka can lisa come up with more to talk about than tired me?

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): We sit abck to back to each other when he's here

MeLange: more than any monster ever could!

Vee Barlett: Hey Melange, how 'bout we lower the anchor for the night? Lirt can get us movin' when she wakes up.

Vee Barlett: Just gotta toss this here down.

Vee Barlett: Then Zora and I can flip a coin to see who gets to sleep.

MeLange: I could keep an eye out on my own if it helps though

MeLange: 2 eyes is better than none I would think

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): sharif can roll and see how badly we want to disturb tmo to get back :)

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Vee Barlett: Nah, I agree but Roth ain't budgin' and it annoyin' me. He supposed to be on watch with ya.

Shislif (MeLange): disturb him all the way!

Vee Barlett: Zora, ya wanna stay up or...?

MeLange: you could draw something funny on his face?

Vee Barlett: Already done.

Inv Zora Polasis: I can if you need me to

MeLange: I could think of a few things

Shislif (MeLange): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

Vee Barlett: Yar, keep Mel company. I'll try to wake Rothuss in the meantime.

wyjyoon (Temperance): Rothuss wakes to find scribbles of weird runes on his face

Vee Barlett: goes below deck again to try to wake Rothuss.

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Shislif (MeLange): there mirrors on the boat?

Shislif (MeLange): he would never know!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): this kind of boat? doubtful

Vee Barlett: draws more things on his face

MeLange giggles

seyfert (Vee Barlett): there now you all can gossip without vee interrupting you two

Inv Zora Polasis: So MeLange, how did you learn so much about animals?

wyjyoon (Temperance): that means he won't find out unless he sees his reflection in the water after sunrise

MeLange: Hmm, spent a lot of time in the library reading up on them actually

MeLange: but I think it's that I had the interest before I ever got to the library

MeLange: that sort of got me there, they're lives just, not easy, but simple

MeLange: their lives...

MeLange: Plus animals can be hilarious, like a really good time

Inv Zora Polasis: You are a library scholar and a warrior? I am impressed

Inv Zora Polasis: smiles

MeLange: Don't know I'd go that far, but I do appreciate

Inv Zora Polasis: that is nice. It is always good to study what you enjoy

MeLange blushes slightly

MeLange: So how did you get into the religion game?

MeLange: something you were born into?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol poor zora

Inv Zora Polasis: Most warriors that interact with the chuch can't even write their own name. So yes you are impressive

Inv Zora Polasis: laughs

MeLange laughs

MeLange: I do find I benefit from low expectations

Inv Zora Polasis: I suppose I was. I was dropped off at the church for an education. So almost born intp

MeLange: Quite the education

Inv Zora Polasis: It was nice

Inv Zora Polasis: I can't argue that the church did not take care of me

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): (back, sry)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): he can come join watch whenever he wants

seyfert (Vee Barlett): second with zora and mel doubling

Rothuss Carder: Are we there yet?

MeLange: You know people say a lot of nasty things about the church, which I'm sure are true, but they also have those good things about em, the taking care of people, that's not something to disregard so easy

MeLange tries not to laugh at the sight of Roth

Inv Zora Polasis: looks over at Rothuss and jaw drops slightly

MeLange: a slight chuckle let's loose

MeLange a slight chuckle let's loose

MeLange: Oh hey Roth

MeLange: finally up huh?

Inv Zora Polasis: I agree. They are a bit controlling but they have good intentions

Inv Zora Polasis: tries not to look at Rothuss

MeLange: what do you think about intentions Zora?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so much better that he wasn't here

Shislif (MeLange): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): just gotta roll with the punches TMO, no scrolling up!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I have a Mini in the room

Inv Zora Polasis: That ... they should be good

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I don't know details though

Inv Zora Polasis: starts laughing

seyfert (Vee Barlett): one way to find out.....

MeLange: But I was once told that all villains have good intentions

Rothuss Carder: What are we talking about?

MeLange: intentions

MeLange doesn't look directly at Roth

Rothuss Carder: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 9) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 2]

Rothuss Carder: Right... what's so funny?

Inv Zora Polasis: I don't necessarily agree with that. They may have selfish intentions that are good for them but I don't believe they are inherently good intentions

GM: The road to the seven hells is paved with good intentions

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and bones, don't forget the bones

GM: true

MeLange: Don't know what you mean Roth

MeLange clears throat

MeLange: Hmm ok

Inv Zora Polasis: Maybe you should have woken when Vee tried to wake you

Rothuss Carder: Why start now?

MeLange: Sometimes we sleep in Roth, and we pay the price for it

Rothuss Carder: So, what'd she do?

Rothuss Carder: yawns

MeLange: I don't have the heart for i t Zora

MeLange: not it!

Inv Zora Polasis: laughs

MeLange thumb to nose

Inv Zora Polasis: You feel all right, yes?

Shislif (MeLange): brb refill

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Rothuss Carder: I think so. *checks body and clothes*

Rothuss Carder: rubs his face and hair

Inv Zora Polasis: Nothing happened that a good wash up wouldn't fix

Rothuss Carder: nods.

Rothuss Carder: Okay, will do. Needed a bath anyways.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): gotta wait until we find an inn for that....

Rothuss Carder: saunters over to the water bucket and starts washing up.

MeLange: don't you saunter

Rothuss Carder: saunters even harder

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Rothuss Carder: nay, he even breaks into a strut the last few steps before the barrel.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

Shislif (MeLange): I like the use of nay lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): if he's washing with sea water then at least his hair'll be nice

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): apparently salt is good for hair

seyfert (Vee Barlett): beach curls, baby!

GM: One more roll for the night

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I vote that basic bath didn't work

Shislif (MeLange): 2nd

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

Shislif (MeLange): permanent marker baby

seyfert (Vee Barlett): hell yeah

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): I rolled last time

Vee Barlett: sharif!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ooc

Shislif (MeLange): ok :)

Lirtimya: [d20 = 16]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): or lirt

seyfert (Vee Barlett): woo!

Shislif (MeLange): lirt got it!

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): that works

GM: yes it does

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Who am I on shift with?

Rothuss Carder: Anybody got a mirror?

Inv Zora Polasis: are your swords cleaned?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): you and tempe

Inv Zora Polasis: I don't have a mirror

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Sounds good

seyfert (Vee Barlett): but it's dark out....

Shislif (MeLange): Just like the joker in original Batman

seyfert (Vee Barlett): all I want is him to walk into mizzen like that

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): does permanent marker exist in this world

wyjyoon (Temperance): or is it just like dye

seyfert (Vee Barlett): it does now

wyjyoon (Temperance): cool

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Squid ink, won't wash off for a few days

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): Vee invented sharpies

Shislif (MeLange): necessity is the mother of invention

seyfert (Vee Barlett): it does have the word sharp in it so.... yes

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol new business item to sell on the market

wyjyoon (Temperance): "ink that'll never go away"

seyfert (Vee Barlett): vee doesn't do things halfway

seyfert (Vee Barlett): temporary? nah, gotta be permanent

GM: That is a different NWP

seyfert (Vee Barlett): shhhhhh

seyfert (Vee Barlett): we're not going into tattooing yet

seyfert (Vee Barlett): just marker

GM: and yes Pirates can take that NWP

seyfert (Vee Barlett): SWEET

seyfert (Vee Barlett): bet she has a tattoo, but you know only if she was a pirate but she definitely isn't

GM: But we are at a good pause, with Lirt and Temp up next first thing next week

GM: then sailing into Mizzen to meet the Duke

GM: Roth will love that

MadamePsychosis: sounds good

seyfert (Vee Barlett): woo!

wyjyoon: lol

seyfert: I am exhausted so goodnight all!

MadamePsychosis: Goodnight everyone!

GM: have a great night

'seyfert' disconnected

wyjyoon: good night!

'MadamePsychosis' disconnected

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Goodnight

Shislif (MeLange): night everybody!

'wyjyoon' disconnected

'Shislif' disconnected

Rothuss Carder: yay fun!!

'JtomTMO' disconnected

GM: smiles

'Master TMO' disconnected

[100 XP] -> Temperance

[100 XP] -> Lirtimya

[100 XP] -> Rothuss Carder

[100 XP] -> Vee Barlett

[200 XP] -> MeLange

[200 XP] -> Inv Zora Polasis

'Inv Zora Polasis' applied '486' experience to Thief.

'MeLange' applied '535' experience to Fighter.

'Vee Barlett' applied '386' experience to Ranger.

'Levi Reed' applied '286' experience to Ranger.

'Rothuss Carder' applied '386' experience to Bard.

'Temperance' applied '425' experience to Cleric.

'Lirtimya' applied '384' experience to Sea Wizard.