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Apr 13 07 - Mindflayer Invasion

[DM] ==== Gaming session started: Wed Apr 11 03:35:26 EDT 2007 ====

[DM] ==== Gaming session started: Fri Apr 13 18:45:40 EDT 2007 ====

[DM] I am away from the keyboard.

Beth has joined the game on Fri Apr 13 18:48:00 EDT 2007

[Beth] I'm here in the background somewhere

[DM] I am back at the keyboard.

[DM] wonderful

[DM] they all just walked in

[DM] setting up now

[DM] brb

[DM] I am away from the keyboard.

mikE has joined the game on Fri Apr 13 18:55:21 EDT 2007

[mikE] hi lizzie

[Beth] hey, Mikey!

Arie has joined the game on Fri Apr 13 18:56:55 EDT 2007

[mikE] hey y'all

Bunny has joined the game on Fri Apr 13 18:57:50 EDT 2007

[Arie] evenin everyone

[DM] I am back at the keyboard.

[DM] Mike just found out you are from TX

[DM] they are all booting up etc

[DM] will be a nice full house tonight

[Arie] who just found out i was from texas?

[Arie] you told! omg! you promised!

Bunny is receiving the map Hold...

Bunny has received the map Hold.

[DM] lol

[DM] you eat yet Beth

[mikE] it's allright y'all.

[mikE] we love excecutions here, too

[DM] feel free to have at him Arie

[DM] rolls my eyes

[Arie] darlin y'all don't know chit about executions, we're putting in a speedlane

Sean's Evil Twin has joined the game on Fri Apr 13 19:01:21 EDT 2007

Arie is receiving the map Hold...

Arie has received the map Hold.

[mikE] well, i'm not so sure what chit is, so no, i suppose i don't know chit

[mikE] bob, she types like you

[Arie] wait, I make better sound effects!

[Arie] *ducks*

[DM] oh man

[Arie] oopsie?

[mikE] yeah, his sound effects are horrid

Sean's Evil Twin is receiving the map Hold...

Sean's Evil Twin has received the map Hold.

[mikE] splat for arrows bouncing off glass

BiBo!!!!!!!!! has joined the game on Fri Apr 13 19:03:56 EDT 2007

mikE is receiving the map Hold...

mikE has received the map Hold.

Sean's Evil Twin has edited Sweetums's effects.

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] yay

Sean's Evil Twin has edited Sweetums's effects.

BiBo!!!!!!!!! is receiving the map Hold...

BiBo!!!!!!!!! has received the map Hold.

[Beth] ok I have food and today's mess from the cat is mostly cleaned up

Katie has joined the game on Fri Apr 13 19:08:51 EDT 2007

[Arie] what's for dinner Beth?

[mikE] kill the cat, fix both problems

[Beth] tuna and pickles

[Arie] i'd rather eat the cat

[Arie] *grins*

[Beth] eh, the cat keeps life interesting if nothing else

[Beth] at least I have someone to cuss at

[mikE] yes, and there's an old chinese curse about interesting

[Beth] yes, I'm quite familiear with that curse

[Beth] someone used it on me I think

Katie is receiving the map Hold...

Katie has received the map Hold.

Beth is receiving the map Hold...

Beth has received the map Hold.

[mikE] mmmm

[mikE] bob, for all his bad typing is my new hero

[DM] welcome everyeon

[Beth] I am back at the keyboard.

[mikE] he pilfered us vittles!

[Beth] ::raises eyebrow::

[DM] my family is downstairs

[DM] going away party

[mikE] he went down into the dragon's den and made it out alive!

[DM] I took a box of bread sticks

[Beth] ::chuckles::

mikE has left the game on Fri Apr 13 19:11:53 EDT 2007

Christy has joined the game on Fri Apr 13 19:11:55 EDT 2007

[DM] Welcome Christy

mikE has joined the game on Fri Apr 13 19:12:10 EDT 2007

mikE is receiving the map Hold...

mikE has received the map Hold.

[Beth] that sounds like a desparate attempt to find a weapon rather than a quest for food

[Arie] shhh no more talking about Bob

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] vittles have indeed been pilfered. huzzah!

[Christy] Hey everyone!

[mikE] the breadstick is mightier than the sword

[Beth] lol

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] if it was hazzah or huzzuh it'd be a palindrome, but it's not. it's a rebel.

[Beth] lol, we're all in fine fettle tonight aren't we?

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] I dunno, what's a fettle

[Arie] behaves

[Beth] lol, an idiom that even predates me

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] wow, that must have been created around the big bang

[Beth] usually means you're full of piss and vinegar

[mikE] what the hell is a fettle?

[Christy] who's going away?

[DM] fettler on the roof

[DM] suzy and John have been down here

[Beth] lol, wiki it

[DM] they are on the way to the airport

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] the cat and the fettle

[DM] we are almost ready

[mikE] hey dettle dettle, the cat and the fettle

[Beth] the cow jumped over the spork

[mikE] no, the dish ran away with the spork, silly

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] so... we're removing mold marks from ceramics?

[Beth] ah, you're right

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] The cow jumped over the lunar object.

[Christy] Hans will be along shortly-kids are finishing dessert then he has to shoo the kid friends away

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] or are we removing sand from a metal casting?

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] or repairing a hearth

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] why are we doing these things?

[mikE] we are so in a fine hearth mending tonight

[DM] so it is morning

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] apparently

[DM] you are on the hold map stll

[DM] staying there to slep

[DM] sleep

[DM] waking up

[Christy] i only heard a tiny bit of last week-met some specters did ya?

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] yep

[Beth] um, yeah

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] well, someone did

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] luckily it wasn't me

[mikE] so how about those glue factories?

[Beth] I wouldn 't count on the abilities or stamina of your theif for awhile

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] well, we didn't count on her stamina anyway

[mikE] i wouldn't count on the abilities of your mage, either.

[Beth] this is true

[Christy] is the drain permanent?

[Beth] oy

[Beth] yep

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] well

[Beth] sort of

[Christy] which mage would that be?

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] depends on how you define permanent

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] the problem does solve itself eventually

[Christy] can she sleep it off?

[mikE] mal

[mikE] mal's gone for a loooong time

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] she just needs to kill enough things

[Christy] where'd he go?

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] steve took over

[Christy] forever?

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] no

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] for the rest of the module likely though

[mikE] it feels like forever

[Beth] it's permanent, but there is a one time shot that would restore her and it would be one time only

[Christy] can I look his spellbook over?

[Christy] is it a painful shot?

[Beth] nope

[Beth] I have a wish coming

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] could be painful if you wish poorly

[Beth] this is very true

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] guess I'll get to work on digging out the next few thingies

[mikE] you'd have to ask him, christy. ;)

[DM] well you also have to finish this sction

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] oh... where haven't we gon?

Christy is receiving the map Hold...

Christy has received the map Hold.

[DM] there is the deadend to the right

[DM] there is the hallways to the SW

[DM] adn then there is the door in the other chamber that you ahve not opened or explored

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] oh... that looks like a deadend to me

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] Ramone moved 82'11".

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] so.... here?

[DM] sighs

[DM] save versus spell

[DM] ok

[DM] them move back

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] Ramone moved 70'01".

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] so we ready?

[Christy] for what?

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] for exploration :-P

Kira (Beth) gets up... falls down

[Steve (mikE)] Ramone, yer wench be drunk!

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Well... since the lass seems a bit under the weather, I'll use my impressive intellect to take over where she seems to be unable. How hard could it be? She does it."

[Kira (Beth)] I'm NOT his WENCH

[Steve (mikE)] I could.. escort her ta me cabin up there and keep here safe.

[Kira (Beth)] You lay one hand on me and I'll cut your filthy scheming heart out!!!

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "He doesn't scheme all that much."

[Steve (mikE)] Not when yer that drunk ya won't. ::leers::

[Kira (Beth)] safe??? I'd be safer with the illithid, I think

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Line up georgios."

[Kira (Beth)] than alone with you ::glares::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone moved 16'02".

[Steve (mikE)] ::Pepe chitters::

Kira (Beth) gets up... falls down

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ((I'll setup a marching order, if anyone is unhappy move when I'm done))

[Steve (mikE)] I am not! I can get it up!

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Sweetums moved 35'03".

[Steve (mikE)] ::chitters again::

[Kira (Beth)] DAMN IT!!! ::fumes::

[Steve (mikE)] Oh. Uh, what you said.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Kira moved 48'09".

[Steve (mikE)] ::scratches his head::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Steve moved 38'08".

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Lethbron moved 49'11".

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Kira moved 15'05".

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Lethbron moved 6'03".

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Kira moved 9'06".

[Steve (mikE)] Well, at least I have me Booty

Kira (Beth) mumbles murderous epithets on men in general

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Arilyn moved 8'02".

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Lethbron moved 1'06".

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] okay. there's our marching order. complaints?

[Christy] I am back at the keyboard.

[Arilyn (Christy)] is Lorie coming tonight?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ((shouldn't she mumble a murderous monologue on men?))

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] we dunno, she had connection problems

[Kira (Beth)] ((epithets sounded better :D))

[Steve (mikE)] ((how about epitaths?))

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] alright, there's our marching order then.

[Kira (Beth)] ((heh, those come after))

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone moved 18'03".

Kira (Beth) stands up... falls down

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to GM only)] Ramone: Find/remove traps check:(d100) [36] 36. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (90) [90] 90!!!

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone moved 25'00".

[DM (to BiBo!!!!!!!!! only)] none found

[Steve (mikE)] ::pokes Kira::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::holds out a hand and does an incantation over the door::

[Steve (mikE)] She's drunker than a skunk!

[DM] this door is coated in teh silver slime of quintessence

[Steve (mikE)] ::chitters::

[Kira (Beth)] I am NOT drunk!!!

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Oh... perfect."

[Kira (Beth)] and don't poke me!

[Steve (mikE)] Okay, drunker than a other skunk

[Arilyn (Christy)] alright-other kids have been shoo'ed away and now Hans has ours in the bath-he'll be a few minutes but can log on if we need him sooner

[Steve (mikE)] ::pokes::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] coated as in completely or in patches?

[DM] coated

[Kira (Beth)] I just don't seem to have any strength...

[DM] as in paint

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] okie doke

[Kira (Beth)] I'll be fine in a minute...

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::cantrips a flat rock and begins scraping it away::

[Steve (mikE)] Well, pirate's code, leave the weak behind

[Arilyn (Christy)] do we need to let Kira rest or is there something else we can o for her now?

[Steve (mikE)] I call fist dibs on her locker!

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "We don't have lockers."

Kira (Beth) pulls up on a rock and stands

[Kira (Beth)] see?

[Steve (mikE)] Well, whatever she keeps her booty in.

[Kira (Beth)] I'm fine

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Her pants usually."

[Steve (mikE)] Right, now let go.

[DM] they call those Pants Steve

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::continues scraping away the goo with the rock::

Kira (Beth) lets go... falls down

[Steve (mikE)] Yup. She's a lost cause.

Kira (Beth) glares

[Steve (mikE)] ::shrugs::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::wonders how long it takes to scrape away goo::

Kira (Beth) cusses under breath about ghosts and drains and ...

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::keeps scraping::

[Arie] I am away from the keyboard.

[Arilyn (Christy)] we could use a really big scraper right now.

[DM] and after a few rounds you get teh door way cleared

[Arilyn (Christy)] anyone got any "goo gone"

[DM] Time of Day: 08:15 AM. Day 15 Pen ___ tre, Kye {Late Winter} 15th, 2006.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] goo b gone is great

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::checks the door to see if it's locked::

[DM] yes

[Arilyn (Christy)] mr clean magic erasers kick butt

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Hrm... I see. Locked. Interesting."

[DM (to GM only)] Black Suits #2's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 57 (69) - Unharmed

Kira (Beth) sighs "lemme see it"

Kira (Beth) crawls toward door

[Arilyn (Christy)] hmm, a thief who is strong enough to check for traps and pick locks...

[Steve (mikE)] Shhh. Stay dead.

[Steve (mikE)] I can't get yer booty if yer not.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::steps away::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone moved 37'08".

[Kira (Beth)] just don't trust it if I say there's no traps... I don't know if I'm getting it or not

[Kira (Beth)] I dunno if I can even open this, but I'll try

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Oh I don't think there are. I looked. My incantations rarely fail me."

[Kira (Beth)] Kira: Open Locks check:(d100) [47] 47. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (80) [80] 80!!!

[DM] that is good enoough

[DM] CLCIK

[Kira (Beth)] strange sounding lock,

[Kira (Beth)] Ramone, can you check for traps at all?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I do have eyes."

Kira (Beth) sighs

[Arilyn (Christy)] but are they trap-findin' eyes?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "And with my exceedingly high intellect, I should be able to spot them easily."

[Kira (Beth)] not all traps can be seen with the eyes

[Kira (Beth)] some are felt for VERY carefully

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "You can do it after all. How hard can it be?"

Kira (Beth) glares

[Kira (Beth)] "be my guest..."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Sweetums, if you would be so kind as to kill whatever is on the other side of that door?"

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums moved 31'06".

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] okay, in position.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Ah very good, I'll push it open so you don't have to get close."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone moved 15'00".

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: Telekinesis: 200 lbs go do what I want

[DM] Hardened slime covers the walls of this chamber; the material is curved and shaped like ganglia to make the illithid feel more at home-although such decoration often disturbs humanoids

[Arilyn (Christy)] ::whispers:: I see dead people

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ewww... it's shapped like gangrene

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::steps through the door carefully::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone moved 30'07".

[Kira (Beth)] oh, gross! as long as it doesn't smell like gangrene ...

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to GM only)] Ramone: Find/remove traps check:(d100) [37] 37. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (90) [90] 90!!!

[Arilyn (Christy)] i can't imagine that anything isn this place smells good

[Steve (mikE)] I smell alright

[Steve (mikE)] Kira smells right pretty.

[Steve (mikE)] ::winks at Kira::

[Steve (mikE)] Even if she's dying

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone moved 15'02".

[Steve (mikE)] Alas our ship's wench is passing

Kira (Beth) glares "keep you hands and your mind to yourself"

[Steve (mikE)] We shall mourn her like good pirates.

[Arilyn (Christy)] i don't think she's passing

[Arilyn (Christy)] that's wishful thinking so you can get her stuff

[Kira (Beth)] I'm NOT dying...

[Steve (mikE)] Well, maybe

[Kira (Beth)] at least not yet anyway

[DM] there you go for that save

[Kira (Beth)] we're not done here

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: Magical Spell save: (d20) [5] 5. PROBABLY FAILS against (11) [11] 11

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] kill it dead

[Arilyn (Christy)] oh no. See? We do need the paladin up front to take that mind blast

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] yeah we do

[Steve (mikE)] Throw Kira in as a diversion!

[Steve (mikE)] We can still save the flying guy.

Kira (Beth) glares

[Steve (mikE)] Or, let him go too, and get twice the booty.

[Steve (mikE)] ::rubs his chin thoughtfully::

[DM] Combat has begun!

[DM] ROUND: 0

[Steve (mikE)] ::chitters::

[DM] Black Suits #2: Initiative:(d10+10) [2+10] 12

[Arilyn (Christy)] steve, we need the flying guy

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Initiative:(d10+20-+3) [8+20-3] 25

[Steve (mikE)] Oh fine. ::draws his cutlass:: Let's go save 'im boys.

[Steve (mikE)] Steve: Initiative:(d10-+2+10) [10-2+10] 18

[Arilyn (Christy)] Arilyn: Initiative:(d10+10-+0) [4+10-0] 14

[Kira (Beth)] Kira: Initiative:(d10+10-+2) [6+10-2] 14

[DM] Kaite?

[Lethbron (Katie)] Lethbron: Initiative:(d10+10) [9+10] 19

[Sean's Evil Twin] Sweetums targets Black Suits #2. Distance: 41'02"

[DM] ROUND: 1

[DM] INIT: 12 GOING: Black Suits #2

[DM] casting

[DM] INIT: 14 GOING: Kira

[Kira (Beth)] will hold action

[DM] INIT: 14 GOING: Arilyn

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] no no no!

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] don't block me!

[Arilyn (Christy)] Arilyn moved 65'00".

[Arilyn (Christy)] Arilyn moved 31'04".

[DM] INIT: 18 GOING: Steve

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] (as Bibo says, "let the guy with the big pointy stick do the job"

[Arilyn (Christy)] alright sweetums-go poke 'em dead

[Steve (mikE)] Steve moved 45'10".

[Steve (mikE)] ::stands heroically behind Sweetums:: Charge!

[Arilyn (Christy)] I'll wait here!

[DM] INIT: 19 GOING: Lethbron

[Lethbron (Katie)] Lethbron moved 82'08".

[DM] INIT: 25 GOING: Sweetums

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums moved 30'01".

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums moved 14'00".

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums moved 3'10".

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Attack #1: Giant-kin 2handed sword: (13-(d20+3+2)) [13-(16+3+2)] -8. PROBABLY HITS Black Suits #2 (AC FINAL: 4)!!!

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Damage v SM: Giant-kin 2handed sword: (2*(d10)++7+3) [2*(8)+7+3] 26 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] added to: Black Suits #2

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Attack #1: Giant-kin 2handed sword: (13-(d20+3+2)) [13-(3+3+2)] 5. Probably MISSES Black Suits #2 (AC FINAL: 4)

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] (d20) [6] 6

[DM] ROUND: 2

[DM (to GM only)] Black Suits #2's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 31 (-26) - Moderately Wounded

[DM (to GM only)] Black Suits #2's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 57 (26) - Unharmed

[DM] apparently no damage

[DM] INIT: 12 GOING: Black Suits #2

[Arilyn (Christy)] huh-that's not good

[Kira (Beth)] um, ... no

[DM] Black Suits #2 moved 30'02".

[DM] attacks of opportunity

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Attack #1: Giant-kin 2handed sword: (13-(d20+3+2)) [13-(18+3+2)] -10. PROBABLY HITS Black Suits #2 (AC FINAL: 4)!!!

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] (d20) [20] 20

[DM] Black Suits #2 moved 14'01".

[DM] Black Suits #2: Paralysis, Poison or Death save: (d20) [19] 19. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (10) [10] 10!!!

[DM] Black Suits #2 moved 1'06".

[DM] INIT: 14 GOING: Kira

[DM] ok, so it is trying to get away

[Kira (Beth)] Kira moved 30'10".

[DM] and arilyn is blocking the way

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Not if I have anything to do with it.

[Beth] Kira targets Black Suits #2. Distance: 26'08"

[Kira (Beth)] Kira: Attack #1: Shortbow: (19-(d20++2)) [19-(18+2)] -1. PROBABLY HITS Black Suits #2 (AC FINAL: 4)!!!

[Kira (Beth)] Kira: Damage v SM: Shortbow: (1d6++2) [4+2] 6 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] added to: Black Suits #2

[DM (to GM only)] Black Suits #2's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 51 (-6) - Lightly Wounded

[Kira (Beth)] that was one or two?

[DM] you can roll again

Hans has joined the game on Fri Apr 13 20:01:41 EDT 2007

[Kira (Beth)] Kira: Attack #1: Shortbow: (19-(d20++2)) [19-(15+2)] 2. PROBABLY HITS Black Suits #2 (AC FINAL: 4)!!!

[Kira (Beth)] Kira: Damage v SM: Shortbow: (1d6++2) [3+2] 5 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] added to: Black Suits #2

[DM (to GM only)] Black Suits #2's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 46 (-5) - Lightly Wounded

[Hans] Percival: Initiative:(d10+10-+2) [8+10-2] 16

Hans is receiving the map crater layout...

Hans has received the map crater layout.

Hans is receiving the map Hold...

Hans has received the map Hold.

[DM] INIT: 14 GOING: Arilyn

[Christy] Arilyn targets Black Suits #2. Distance: 3'08"

[Arilyn (Christy)] Arilyn: Attack #1: +2 Longsword Elaris: (13-(d20++0+2+1)) [13-(14+0+2+1)] -4. PROBABLY HITS Black Suits #2 (AC FINAL: 4)!!!

[Arilyn (Christy)] Arilyn: Damage v SM: +2 Longsword Elaris: (1d8++0+2) [6+0+2] 8 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] added to: Black Suits #2

[DM (to GM only)] Black Suits #2's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 38 (-8) - Moderately Wounded

[DM] INIT: 16 GOING: Percival

Hans is receiving the map crater layout...

Hans has received the map crater layout.

Hans is receiving the map Hold...

Hans has received the map Hold.

[Hans] I am back at the keyboard.

[Hans] I just rolled init to get in line. I'll go next round-

[DM] INIT: 18 GOING: Steve

[DM] percy is on the map

[mikE] Steve targets Black Suits #2. Distance: 6'05"

[Steve (mikE)] Steve: Attack #1: Cutlass: (17-(d20+0+1)-7) [17-(9+0+1)-7] 0 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]. PROBABLY HITS Black Suits #2 (AC FINAL: 4)!!!

[Hans (to DM only)] thx

[Steve (mikE)] Steve: Attack #1: Cutlass: (17-(d20+0+1)-7) [17-(2+0+1)-7] 7 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]. Probably MISSES Black Suits #2 (AC FINAL: 4)

[Steve (mikE)] Steve: Damage v SM: Cutlass: (1d6+1+0+1) [3+1+0+1] 5 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] added to: Black Suits #2

[DM] INIT: 19 GOING: Lethbron

[DM (to GM only)] Black Suits #2's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 33 (-5) - Moderately Wounded

[Lethbron (Katie)] Lethbron moved 49'04".

[Lethbron (Katie)] Lethbron: Attack #1: Long Sword: (17-(d20+0)) [17-(5+0)] 12

[Katie] I am back at the keyboard.

[Lethbron (Katie)] how do I attack?

[DM] target then roll your attack

[DM] Lethbron moved 1'00".

[Katie] Lethbron targets Black Suits #2. Distance: 4'04"

[Katie] Lethbron targets Lethbron. Distance: 0'00"

[Lethbron (Katie)] Lethbron: Attack #1: Long Sword: (17-(d20+0)) [17-(13+0)] 4. PROBABLY HITS Black Suits #2 (AC FINAL: 4)!!!

[Lethbron (Katie)] Lethbron: Damage v SM: Long Sword: (1d8) [4] 4

[DM] and that is a hit but no damage

[DM] INIT: 25 GOING: Sweetums

[DM] distributing food here

[DM] go get drinks, ask questions etc.

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums moved 18'05".

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Attack #1: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (13-(d20+3+1+2)) [13-(9+3+1+2)] -2. PROBABLY HITS Black Suits #2 (AC FINAL: 4)!!!

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Damage v SM: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (2*(d12)++7+2+2) [2*(9)+7+2+2] 29 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] added to: Black Suits #2

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Attack #1: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (13-(d20+3+1+2)) [13-(19+3+1+2)] -12. PROBABLY HITS Black Suits #2 (AC FINAL: 4)!!!

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Damage v SM: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (2*(d12)++7+2+2) [2*(12)+7+2+2] 35 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] added to: Black Suits #2

[DM (to GM only)] Black Suits #2's Current Hit Points: adjusted to -31 (-64) - Dead

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] (2d20) [(13+20)] 33

[DM] Combat has finished.

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Darn!

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] I keep killing them before I can knock them down!

[Arilyn (Christy)] i'm okay with that

[Kira (Beth)] heheh me too

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] I'm not, that's horrible

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] I suppose I'll have to live with that.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] they should have the decency to get knocked down BEFORE they die

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] not after

[Kira (Beth)] when have illithid been known for good manners?

[Arilyn (Christy)] i'm sure they fall down when they die

[Steve (mikE)] Gyar! We be victorious. Good work crew.

[Steve (mikE)] Tis a shame our brave Kira couldn't see that fight.

[Arilyn (Christy)] so it's a knockdown with a dead bonus

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] anything interesting in this room?

[Steve (mikE)] We'll call it revenge served and move on.

[Kira (Beth)] heh, I saw the later part of it you conniving dog

[Hans] Isn't he a dog of the scurvy variety?

[Kira (Beth)] ah, yes, forgive my lapse...

[Kira (Beth)] I'm not quite myself...

[Hans] I am back at the keyboard.

[Percival (Hans)] Neither am I. Speaking of which, I need to take my medicine!

[Hans] I am away from the keyboard.

Kira (Beth) glares at Steve "and you are NOT getting my 'booty'"

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::examines the room whenever his brain stops reeling::

[DM] room is empty

[Hans] I am back at the keyboard.

[Arilyn (Christy)] so just the one illithid hanging out in here all alone, doing nothing?

[Kira (Beth)] "Hey, Ramone! You still have anything left of what little brain you still had?"

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Should be still there. How about you?"

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone moved 32'11".

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::examines the body for anything of interest::

[Kira (Beth)] heh, brain is intact, it's the rest of me I'm worried about...

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "That's what most men are worried about too. Couldn't care less about the brain."

[DM] on the body you find a bone ring

[DM] and a gold key

Kira (Beth) rolls eyes

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::puts the key in this door here::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] it work?

[DM] yes

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] yay

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "For my collection" ::pockets the key::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::puts the ring on a slate::

[Steve (mikE)] I'm usually worried about my little boarder first

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] the ring magical?

[Kira (Beth)] yeah, Ramone, I know... why do you think I've decided to stay single? chained to a hearth and a new baby every year didn't sound like a lotta fun to me...:

[DM] yes

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] what is it?

[DM] +1 ring

[DM] for AC only

[DM] not a ring of protection

[Arilyn (Christy)] ohh-somebody besides the skunk better get that

[Percival (Hans)] Ramone, can you move to where the door you're talking about is?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::tosses the ring to sweetums:: "Here you go, you could probably use this."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] it's the door we just went through to fight the illithid, where sweetums is standing

[Percival (Hans)] k

[DM] when you are done here

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to GM only)] Character sheet for Sweetums modified: Armor - Magic Bonus:: CHANGED: +1 (null). AC FINAL:: CHANGED: -2 (-1). Magic Item Summary - ADDED: Ring of AC +1, , . Temporary Modifiers -

Lorie has joined the game on Fri Apr 13 20:24:57 EDT 2007

[Steve (mikE)] omg! it's lorie

[Lorie] Hey all ;O)

Lorie is receiving the map Hold...

Lorie has received the map Hold.

[Percival (Hans)] Hello, Lorie!

[Percival (Hans)] You just missed Sweetums kill *another* illithid...

[Lorie] :: cheer ::

[Arilyn (Christy)] hey Lorie!

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] heya lorie

[DM] ok

[DM] so moving out of here? back to the surface?

[Percival (Hans)] yep. sounds good

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] we've explored everything here?

[DM] there you go all back to the crater map

Hans is receiving the map crater layout...

Hans has received the map crater layout.

Bunny is receiving the map crater layout...

Bunny has received the map crater layout.

BiBo!!!!!!!!! is receiving the map crater layout...

BiBo!!!!!!!!! has received the map crater layout.

Katie is receiving the map crater layout...

Katie has received the map crater layout.

Lorie is receiving the map crater layout...

Lorie has received the map crater layout.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::commences digging out k g j and d:: "Sit a spell, this should take a couple of hours."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: Move earth: The hills are alive!

[DM] ok

[DM] so 4 hours later

[DM] Time of Day: 08:30 AM. Day 15 Pen ___ tre, Kye {Late Winter} 15th, 2006.

[DM] Time of Day: 08:45 AM. Day 15 Pen ___ tre, Kye {Late Winter} 15th, 2006.

[DM] Time of Day: 09:00 AM. Day 15 Pen ___ tre, Kye {Late Winter} 15th, 2006.

[DM] Time of Day: 09:15 AM. Day 15 Pen ___ tre, Kye {Late Winter} 15th, 2006.

[DM] Time of Day: 09:30 AM. Day 15 Pen ___ tre, Kye {Late Winter} 15th, 2006.

[DM] Time of Day: 09:45 AM. Day 15 Pen ___ tre, Kye {Late Winter} 15th, 2006.

[DM] Time of Day: 10:00 AM. Day 15 Pen ___ tre, Kye {Late Winter} 15th, 2006.

[DM] Time of Day: 10:15 AM. Day 15 Pen ___ tre, Kye {Late Winter} 15th, 2006.

[DM] Time of Day: 10:30 AM. Day 15 Pen ___ tre, Kye {Late Winter} 15th, 2006.

[DM] Time of Day: 10:45 AM. Day 15 Pen ___ tre, Kye {Late Winter} 15th, 2006.

[DM] Time of Day: 11:00 AM. Day 15 Pen ___ tre, Kye {Late Winter} 15th, 2006.

[DM] Time of Day: 11:15 AM. Day 15 Pen ___ tre, Kye {Late Winter} 15th, 2006.

[DM] Time of Day: 11:30 AM. Day 15 Pen ___ tre, Kye {Late Winter} 15th, 2006.

[DM] Time of Day: 11:45 AM. Day 15 Pen ___ tre, Kye {Late Winter} 15th, 2006.

[DM] Time of Day: 12:00 PM. Day 15 Pen ___ tre, Kye {Late Winter} 15th, 2006.

[DM] Time of Day: 12:15 PM. Day 15 Pen ___ tre, Kye {Late Winter} 15th, 2006.

[DM] Time of Day: 12:30 PM. Day 15 Pen ___ tre, Kye {Late Winter} 15th, 2006.

[DM] and there you go

[DM] Time of Day: 12:45 PM. Day 15 Pen ___ tre, Kye {Late Winter} 15th, 2006.

[DM] so all but C are cleared now

Christy is receiving the map crater layout...

Christy has received the map crater layout.

Beth is receiving the map crater layout...

Beth has received the map crater layout.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] g then

[Percival (Hans)] sure

[Hans] I am away from the keyboard.

[DM] Ramone moved 4'06".

[DM] Sweetums moved 2'02".

[DM] Kira moved 10'10".

[DM] Lethbron moved 10'01".

Beth is receiving the map Garden...

Beth has received the map Garden.

[DM] and there you go

[DM] new map

BiBo!!!!!!!!! is receiving the map Garden...

BiBo!!!!!!!!! has received the map Garden.

Lorie is receiving the map Garden...

Lorie has received the map Garden.

Katie is receiving the map Garden...

Katie has received the map Garden.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone moved 23'11".

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Sweetums moved 10'06".

Sean's Evil Twin is receiving the map Garden...

Sean's Evil Twin has received the map Garden.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Arilyn moved 3'02".

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Percival moved 14'09".

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Kira moved 12'03".

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Kylia Wolfslayer moved 2'04".

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Steve moved 6'02".

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ya'll alright with that marching order?

Christy is receiving the map Garden...

Christy has received the map Garden.

mikE has left the game on Fri Apr 13 20:38:34 EDT 2007

[Lethbron (Katie)] where are we marching to? I cant see anything

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] hello

[Lorie] Sweetums is the front or the back?

mikE has joined the game on Fri Apr 13 20:39:09 EDT 2007

[Lorie] :: waves at SPC ::

[DM] are you on the new map Katie?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] front I think

mikE is receiving the map Garden...

mikE has received the map Garden.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] pretty sure that's the front

[Lethbron (Katie)] yes but its real small

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] it's supposed to be the front

[Lorie] as long as that puts me to the back ...sure

[Lorie] oh yeah it's small ...BOB doesn't have sympathy for people with eye issues

Bunny is receiving the map Garden...

Bunny has received the map Garden.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] you know... there IS a zoom in function

[Arilyn (Christy)] brb-gotta tuck in some kids

[Lethbron (Katie)] yes, i KNOW there is a zoom function

[Christy] I am away from the keyboard.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] lol. I so didn't read tuck

[Lethbron (Katie)] it just ZOOMS into the friggin corner

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] so move it

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] it zooms to where your pointer is

[Lethbron (Katie)] nevermind, i'll just squint

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone moved 11'08".

[Kira (Beth)] brb

[Arie] I am back at the keyboard.

[DM] The Passage revealed is 15 foot in diamter, curving slightly as it descends to form a 30-foot-long slide that leads into area 8. The sides and interior are strangely smooth and powdered. Scraping away the powder reveals the black rock underneath,. A dim radiance pervades this area, a remnant of past lighting now almost completely burned out. This fragment once served as the Garden Pod. Some of the plants grown within proved useful for thrall nutrition, others were merely decorative, while a few were kept as curiosities.

[Hans] I am back at the keyboard.

Hans is receiving the map Garden...

Hans has received the map Garden.

Arie is receiving the map Garden...

Arie has received the map Garden.

[Kira (Beth)] back

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone moved 29'11".

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to GM only)] Ramone: Find/remove traps check:(d100) [13] 13. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (90) [90] 90!!!

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] aaaah! someone p'd!

[mikE] all over

[DM] The dim radiance throws a pallor over the layer of detritus that forms the floor of this spherical chamber. The half-petnhed stalks of some long-dead treelike plants pungent with mildew and rot rise in lonely clumps from the earth. A riot of fungus now flourishes in this subterranean chamber, so successful that vegetation lines the curving side walls and fungal cords hang from the domed ceiling above. Eight sets of corroded iron chains hang down from the curve of the ceiling in various places, each affixed to an empty iron loop. Besides two additional rounded passages that lead away from the chamber, a convex bulge of mirror-bright silver is affixed to the southernmost curve of the wall.

[DM] that is petrified

[Percival (Hans)] petnhed=petrified?

[DM] yes

[Christy] I am back at the keyboard.

[Percival (Hans)] OCR software, Bob? Did you scan this in?

[DM] yes to hans

[DM] but just this second

[Percival (Hans)] uh-oh.

[DM] grins

[DM] living on the edge

[Arilyn (Christy)] is that silver bulge one of those time things?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] so... the p's are chains hanging down?

[DM] yes

[Arilyn (Christy)] to which question?

[DM] sorry back

[DM] had a wonderful moment there

[DM] thank you katie

[DM] and yes the chains are hanging down at the P

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::examines the chains::

[DM] and the bulge is on the south wall

[Kira (Beth)] if that bulge looks the same as the one in the last place we were in, AND is indeed just like time bubble we dealt with before, we might need to go back there

[mikE] maybe we ca have a battle at it

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::examines the bulge:: is it a mirror or is it more of this silver goo stuff?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone moved 33'00".

[Arie] I am away from the keyboard.

[Arilyn (Christy)] we took damage from the last time bubble we poped but not as much as the other guys and it gave us a great advantage

[DM] Phycomid #2 targets Ramone. Distance: 5'08"

[DM] Phycomid #1 targets Ramone. Distance: 7'05"

[DM] Phycomid #1: Attack #1: Natural Attack: (15-(d20+0)) [15-(3+0)] 12. Probably MISSES Ramone (AC FINAL: -2)

[DM] Phycomid #2: Attack #1: Natural Attack: (15-(d20+0)) [15-(18+0)] -3. PROBABLY HITS Ramone (AC FINAL: -2)!!!

[DM] Phycomid #2: Damage v SM: Natural Attack: (1d4+2) [4+2] 6 added to: Ramone

[DM] Ramone's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 50 (-6) - Moderately Wounded

[DM] save verus poison Ramone

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to GM only)] Ramone: Paralysis, Poison or Death save: (d20) [2] 2. PROBABLY FAILS against (11) [11] 11

[DM] make an intelligence check

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: KNO check: (d20) [17] 17. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (19) [19] 19!!!

[DM] you know you will die in 1d4+4 turns

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] excellent.

[Percival (Hans)] Exactly *why* are we doing this adventure?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Hi! Cure disease please!"

[Percival (Hans)] "The most dangerous adventure *ever*!!!!"

[Arilyn (Christy)] to save the world of course

[Percival (Hans)] Especially in Bob's world?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] oh you didn't see when I guest dm'd

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] I took the party to the abyss :)

[mikE] i find it more amusing though how we've been more worried about the non illithid things

[Arilyn (Christy)] sounds like good fun

[DM] Combat has begun!

[DM] ROUND: 0

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: Initiative:(d10+10-+3-2) [2+10-3-2] 7

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Initiative:(d10+20-+3) [1+20-3] 18

[Percival (Hans)] Percival: Initiative:(d10+10-+2) [7+10-2] 15

[Arilyn (Christy)] Arilyn: Initiative:(d10+10-+0) [5+10-0] 15

[Kira (Beth)] Kira: Initiative:(d10+10-+2) [2+10-2] 10

[Lorie] Kylia Wolfslayer: Initiative:(d10(+10-+0)) [9(10-0)] 19

[DM] Phycomid #2: Initiative:(d10+0) [5+0] 5

[DM] Phycomid #1: Initiative:(d10+0) [10+0] 10

[Lethbron (Katie)] Lethbron: Initiative:(d10+10) [4+10] 14

[DM] everyone ready?

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] As I'll ever be.

[DM] ROUND: 1

[DM] INIT: 5 GOING: Phycomid #2

[DM] INIT: 7 GOING: Ramone

[Arilyn (Christy)] umm, sure, why not?

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] Ramone targets Phycomid #2. Distance: 5'08"

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: Attack #1: Black Death: (15-(d20+5++0)) [15-(20+5+0)] -10 [CRITICAL HIT]

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: Attack #1: Black Death: (15-(d20+5++0)) [15-(6+5+0)] 4. PROBABLY HITS Phycomid #2 (AC FINAL: 5)!!!

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: Attack #1: Black Death: (15-(d20+5++0)) [15-(3+5+0)] 7. Probably MISSES Phycomid #2 (AC FINAL: 5)

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: Damage v SM: Black Death: (1d4+5++0) [4+5+0] 9 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] added to: Phycomid #2

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: Damage v SM: Black Death: (1d4+5++0) [4+5+0] 9 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] added to: Phycomid #2

[Percival (Hans)] Can we just get Ramone and leave?

[Percival (Hans)] Cure poison and all?

[DM (to GM only)] Phycomid #2's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 2 (-18) - Massively Wounded

[DM] INIT: 10 GOING: Kira

[Beth] I am back at the keyboard.

[Kira (Beth)] great...

[Percival (Hans)] We can't fight these things.

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Why not?

[Arilyn (Christy)] fireball?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] they're pretty weak

[Kira (Beth)] one is nearly dead

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] sure! fireball away. I'll be fine

[Kira (Beth)] oh, right and Ramone can take the heat

[Percival (Hans)] Might as well fight the glass full of poison as you pour it down your throat.

[Arilyn (Christy)] last time I fireballed people got mad

[Kira (Beth)] I will hold action

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] getting turned into a mushroom will get me madder than alittle burn will

[DM] you could move up in the hallway?

[Kira (Beth)] yes

[Kira (Beth)] I'd shoot at if I thought it'd do any good

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] you might kill the injured one

[Kira (Beth)] Kira moved 59'04".

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] they aren't that tough

[Arilyn (Christy)] stinky poison p's

[Kira (Beth)] Kira moved 65'01".

[Percival (Hans)] Yeah, just when they hit you, you save vs. poison or die.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] putrid poison p's

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] well, at least you get a save :)

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] could be worse eh?

[Beth] Kira targets Phycomid #2. Distance: 31'09"

[Kira (Beth)] Kira: Attack #1: Shortbow: (19-(d20++2)) [19-(12+2)] 5. PROBABLY HITS Phycomid #2 (AC FINAL: 5)!!!

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] there are many instant death things that dont' give you saves

[Kira (Beth)] Kira: Damage v SM: Shortbow: (1d6++2) [3+2] 5 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] added to: Phycomid #2

[Arilyn (Christy)] yes, it could always be worse

[Kira (Beth)] Kira: Attack #1: Shortbow: (19-(d20++2)) [19-(7+2)] 10. Probably MISSES Phycomid #2 (AC FINAL: 5)

[DM (to GM only)] Phycomid #2's Current Hit Points: adjusted to -3 (-5) - Dying

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] and there's no level draining involved here

[Percival (Hans)] I'm not making my point effectively.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] you shoulda seen my adventure, I handed out a rod of resurrection cuz I knew they'd need to make liberal use of it

[Percival (Hans)] a-ha.

[Arilyn (Christy)] do we have a rod of resurrection/

[DM] no

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] I think they used it all up

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] and it was full

[Arilyn (Christy)] or rod of give-us-back-our-levels?

[Percival (Hans)] We only have dozens of ways to die with no way to to reverse that...

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] we have a lance of lose all levels and become 0 level

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] does that count?

[Arie] I am back at the keyboard.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] sure we do. we have clerics and a wizard who can cast reincarnation

[Kira (Beth)] ::sighs::

[DM] kira are you done? click next?

[DM] INIT: 10 GOING: Phycomid #1

[DM] INIT: 14 GOING: Lethbron

[Kira (Beth)] sorry

[DM] INIT: 15 GOING: Arilyn

[Percival (Hans)] reincarnation? you've got to be nuts. oh, you *are* nuts.

[Arilyn (Christy)] Arilyn moved 51'11".

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] awwww, you'd look cute as a squirrel :)

[Arilyn (Christy)] Arilyn moved 4'08".

[DM] INIT: 15 GOING: Percival

[Percival (Hans)] Percival moved 30'00".

[Percival (Hans)] Percival moved 30'11".

[DM] INIT: 18 GOING: Sweetums

[Percival (Hans)] holding

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums moved 76'00".

[Sean's Evil Twin] Sweetums targets Phycomid #1. Distance: 22'07"

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Attack #1: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (13-(d20+3+1+2)) [13-(13+3+1+2)] -6. PROBABLY HITS Phycomid #1 (AC FINAL: 5)!!!

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Damage v SM: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (2*(d12)++7+2+2) [2*(5)+7+2+2] 21 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] added to: Phycomid #1

[Arilyn (Christy)] i want to be reincarnated as a gold dragon but not a baby

[Kira (Beth)] lol

[mikE] no no, baby is fine.

[DM (to GM only)] Phycomid #1's Current Hit Points: adjusted to -1 (-21) - Dying

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] gold dragon isn't on the list, and you don't get reincarnated as a baby

[mikE] because they level by wealth in the dragon book

[Sean's Evil Twin] Sweetums targets Phycomid #3. Distance: 23'01"

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Attack #1: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (13-(d20+3+1+2)) [13-(10+3+1+2)] -3. PROBABLY HITS Phycomid #3 (AC FINAL: 5)!!!

[Arilyn (Christy)] I petition for dragon to be added

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Damage v SM: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (2*(d12)++7+2+2) [2*(4)+7+2+2] 19 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] added to: Phycomid #3

[DM (to GM only)] Phycomid #3's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 1 (-19) - Massively Wounded

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] wealth, exp AND age. gotta have all of them to level

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] it sucks to be a dragon

[DM] INIT: 19 GOING: Kylia Wolfslayer

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] if someone steals your gold, it's effectively a level drain

[Lorie] Just to confirm the hall is wide enough for me to go around Leth?

[DM] Phycomid #5 targets Sweetums. Distance: 21'01"

[DM] Phycomid #3 targets Sweetums. Distance: 23'01"

[DM] Phycomid #4 targets Sweetums. Distance: 26'10"

[DM] Phycomid #7 targets Sweetums. Distance: 35'02"

[DM] Phycomid #6 targets Sweetums. Distance: 28'00"

[DM] Phycomid #6: Attack #1: Natural Attack: (15-(d20+0)) [15-(5+0)] 10. Probably MISSES Sweetums (AC FINAL: -2)

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] looks like it, ya

[DM] Phycomid #7: Attack #1: Natural Attack: (15-(d20+0)) [15-(19+0)] -4. PROBABLY HITS Sweetums (AC FINAL: -2)!!!

[DM] Phycomid #4: Attack #1: Natural Attack: (15-(d20+0)) [15-(16+0)] -1. Probably MISSES Sweetums (AC FINAL: -2)

[DM] Phycomid #3: Attack #1: Natural Attack: (15-(d20+0)) [15-(18+0)] -3. PROBABLY HITS Sweetums (AC FINAL: -2)!!!

[Arilyn (Christy)] and there's the poison

[DM] Phycomid #3: Damage v L: Natural Attack: (1d4+2) [1+2] 3 added to: Sweetums

[DM] Phycomid #3: Damage v L: Natural Attack: (1d4+2) [3+2] 5 added to: Sweetums

[DM] Sweetums's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 38 (-8) - Moderately Wounded

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Paralysis, Poison or Death save: (d20) [14] 14. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (10) [10] 10!!!

[DM] two saves versus poisin pklease

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Paralysis, Poison or Death save: (d20) [10] 10. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (10) [10] 10!!!

[DM] Phycomid #3: Initiative:(d10+0) [1+0] 1

[DM] Phycomid #4: Initiative:(d10+0) [5+0] 5

[DM] Phycomid #7: Initiative:(d10+0) [10+0] 10

[Lorie] Kylia Wolfslayer moved 56'05".

[DM] ROUND: 2

[DM] Phycomid #6: Initiative:(d10+0) [8+0] 8

[DM] Phycomid #5: Initiative:(d10+0) [5+0] 5

[DM] INIT: 1 GOING: Phycomid #3

[DM] INIT: 5 GOING: Phycomid #4

[DM] INIT: 5 GOING: Phycomid #5

[DM] INIT: 7 GOING: Ramone

[Lorie] I didn't get an answer and made an executive decision that the answer was yes

[DM] INIT: 8 GOING: Phycomid #6

[DM] INIT: 10 GOING: Kira

[DM] INIT: 8 GOING: Phycomid #6

[DM] INIT: 7 GOING: Ramone

[DM] sorry

[mikE] Steve: Initiative:(d10-+2+10) [6-2+10] 14

[DM] so Sweetums is not going to die

[DM] yes

[DM] yet

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone moved 12'00".

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] Ramone targets Phycomid #5. Distance: 6'05"

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: Attack #1: Black Death: (15-(d20+5++0)) [15-(15+5+0)] -5. PROBABLY HITS Phycomid #5 (AC FINAL: 5)!!!

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: Damage v SM: Black Death: (1d4+5++0) [2+5+0] 7 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] added to: Phycomid #5

[DM (to GM only)] Phycomid #5's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 13 (-7) - Moderately Wounded

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] save vs death

[DM] Phycomid #5: Paralysis, Poison or Death save: (d20) [3] 3. PROBABLY FAILS against (11) [11] 11

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] he dies

[DM (to GM only)] Phycomid #5's Current Hit Points: adjusted to -1 (-14) - Dying

[DM] INIT: 8 GOING: Phycomid #6

[DM] INIT: 10 GOING: Kira

[Beth] Kira targets Phycomid #6. Distance: 22'09"

[Kira (Beth)] Kira: Attack #1: Shortbow: (19-(d20++2)) [19-(12+2)] 5. PROBABLY HITS Phycomid #6 (AC FINAL: 5)!!!

[Kira (Beth)] Kira: Damage v SM: Shortbow: (1d6++2) [3+2] 5 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] added to: Phycomid #6

[DM (to GM only)] Phycomid #6's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 15 (-5) - Lightly Wounded

[Kira (Beth)] Kira: Attack #1: Shortbow: (19-(d20++2)) [19-(18+2)] -1. PROBABLY HITS Phycomid #6 (AC FINAL: 5)!!!

[Kira (Beth)] Kira: Damage v SM: Shortbow: (1d6++2) [3+2] 5 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] added to: Phycomid #6

[DM (to GM only)] Phycomid #6's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 10 (-5) - Moderately Wounded

[DM] INIT: 10 GOING: Phycomid #7

[DM] INIT: 14 GOING: Steve

[DM] INIT: 14 GOING: Lethbron

[DM] INIT: 15 GOING: Arilyn

[Christy] Arilyn targets Phycomid #7. Distance: 58'05"

[Arilyn (Christy)] Arilyn: Magic Missile: (4d4+4) [(3+2+4+2)+4] 15 points of magical bolty doom added to: Phycomid #7

[DM] INIT: 15 GOING: Percival

[Percival (Hans)] Percival moved 52'08".

[Hans] Percival targets Percival. Distance: 0'00"

[Hans] Percival targets Phycomid #7. Distance: 3'01"

[Hans] Percival no longer targets Percival.

[Percival (Hans)] Percival: Attack #1: Long Sword, +3: (14-(d20+1+3+1)) [14-(6+1+3+1)] 3. PROBABLY HITS Phycomid #7 (AC FINAL: 5)!!!

[Percival (Hans)] Percival: Attack #1: Longsword, +1: (14-(d20+1+1+1)) [14-(5+1+1+1)] 6. Probably MISSES Phycomid #7 (AC FINAL: 5)

[Percival (Hans)] Percival: Damage v SM: Long Sword, +3: (1d8+1+3) [5+1+3] 9 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] added to: Phycomid #7

[DM] INIT: 18 GOING: Sweetums

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Attack #1: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (13-(d20+3+1+2)) [13-(19+3+1+2)] -12. PROBABLY HITS Phycomid #3 (AC FINAL: 5)!!!

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Damage v SM: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (2*(d12)++7+2+2) [2*(5)+7+2+2] 21 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] added to: Phycomid #3

[DM (to GM only)] Phycomid #3's Current Hit Points: adjusted to -20 (-21) - Dead

[Sean's Evil Twin] Sweetums targets Phycomid #4. Distance: 26'10"

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Attack #1: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (13-(d20+3+1+2)) [13-(2+3+1+2)] 5. PROBABLY HITS Phycomid #4 (AC FINAL: 5)!!!

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Damage v SM: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (2*(d12)++7+2+2) [2*(3)+7+2+2] 17 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] added to: Phycomid #4

[DM] INIT: 19 GOING: Kylia Wolfslayer

[Lorie] Kylia Wolfslayer targets Kylia Wolfslayer. Distance: 0'00"

[Arilyn (Christy)] Bob-how's #7, it's been hit a few times

[Lorie] can I target the P please?

[Lorie] Kylia Wolfslayer targets Phycomid #6. Distance: 34'01"

[Percival (Hans)] it's pretty tricky.

[DM] #7 has not been hit

[Arilyn (Christy)] is Percy on #7?

[Lorie] Kylia Wolfslayer: Agannazar's Scorcher: (3d6) [(3+3+6)] 12 Damage. "Tag! You're it and while you're at take that! For the next (2) [2] 2 rounds a jet 2 feet wide and 60 feet long burns you for points of dmge no save, others in the path save vs spell or take (2d8) [(5+6)] 11 save for half" added to: Kylia Wolfslayer, Phycomid #6

[DM (to GM only)] Phycomid #7's Current Hit Points: adjusted to -4 (-24) - Dying

[DM] ROUND: 3

[DM] got it sorry

[Arilyn (Christy)] i also magic missled that one for 15

[Percival (Hans)] I'm on #7. I hit it for 9HP and Christy zapped it for 15.

[DM] yes it took that

[DM] but Kylia

[DM (to GM only)] Phycomid #6's Current Hit Points: adjusted to -2 (-12) - Dying

[Percival (Hans)] teamwork!

[DM (to GM only)] Phycomid #4's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 3 (-17) - Massively Wounded

[Percival (Hans)] Except Sweetums is a one-giant show.

[DM] INIT: 5 GOING: Phycomid #4

[DM] Phycomid #4: Attack #1: Natural Attack: (15-(d20+0)) [15-(19+0)] -4. PROBABLY HITS Sweetums (AC FINAL: -2)!!!

[DM] Phycomid #4: Damage v L: Natural Attack: (1d4+2) [4+2] 6 added to: Sweetums

[DM] Sweetums's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 32 (-6) - Moderately Wounded

[DM] and a save versus pison

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Paralysis, Poison or Death save: (d20) [13] 13. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (10) [10] 10!!!

[Arilyn (Christy)] yay Sweetums!

[Arilyn (Christy)] are we going to fix Ramone or see if we can reincarnate him into a more attractiev form?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ramone isn't dead yet

[Kira (Beth)] heh

[Arilyn (Christy)] you will be soon

[DM] INIT: 7 GOING: Ramone

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] I've got at least an hour

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone moved 40'05".

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] Ramone targets Phycomid #4. Distance: 7'06"

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: Attack #1: Black Death: (15-(d20+5++0)) [15-(12+5+0)] -2. PROBABLY HITS Phycomid #4 (AC FINAL: 5)!!!

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: Damage v SM: Black Death: (1d4+5++0) [1+5+0] 6 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] added to: Phycomid #4

[Arilyn (Christy)] i thought Bob said 1d4+something rounds

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] turns.

[Percival (Hans)] Can we get a cure poison on Ramone, please?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] turns

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] not rounds

[Arilyn (Christy)] that's much better than rounds

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] yep

[Lorie] are we done with combat?

[Percival (Hans)] At the end of battle, then.

[Arilyn (Christy)] so we've got plenty of time

[Percival (Hans)] I thought it was rounds, too.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] dunno, waiting for bob to stop bragging about crushing us with rocks

[DM] INIT: 10 GOING: Kira

[DM (to GM only)] Phycomid #4's Current Hit Points: adjusted to -3 (-6) - Dying

[DM] Combat has finished.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Cure disease please?"

[Lorie] okay who wants poisoned removed?

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Ramone needs one.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "It's likely a disease, but I suppose poison can't hurt."

[Lorie] Kylia Wolfslayer no longer targets Kylia Wolfslayer.

[Kira (Beth)] I think we got lucky and Ramone is the only one

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] And I'm suspicious enough to think I may need one too.

[Lorie] Kylia Wolfslayer moved 61'03".

[Lorie] Kylia Wolfslayer targets Ramone. Distance: 3'09"

[DM] Time of Day: 01:04 PM. Day 15 Pen ___ tre, Kye {Late Winter} 15th, 2006.

[DM] that is a turn and a half that he has had it

[Lorie] Umm...isn't Cure Disease a necromancy spell?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] depends on what book you check

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] in spells and magic it was reclassified as healing

[Percival (Hans)] I can cure disease, but only 1x week

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] that's fine, you haven't done it this week

[Percival (Hans)] yep.

[Lorie] :: ponders her spell list and is at a loss for the spell ::

[Percival (Hans)] want me to cast it?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] go ahead

[Percival (Hans)] not *cast* it, cast it. it's an innate God-given ability!

[Percival (Hans)] Percival moved 17'05".

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] well lorie, by phb standards, you don't have it, by spells and magic you do

[Hans] Percival targets Ramone. Distance: 3'04"

[Percival (Hans)] Percival: Cure Disease: I cure disease on the target.

[Arilyn (Christy)] I don't think Ramone really cares who does it

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] cuz spells and magic reclassified many of the spheres

[Lorie] :: turns and looks at BOB for a judge call since they conflict ::

[DM] I say that Percy is the better choice

[DM] and it works

[Arilyn (Christy)] i vote yes for Lorie

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] can someone do a healing check to make sure it's gone?

[Percival (Hans)] Yeah, but I've only got 1 of 'em.

[DM] that way Kylia can save her spell

[Arilyn (Christy)] that she has the spell that is

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] that's okay, only need 1 :)

[DM] I will have to double check but I did not add in most of the S&M changes

[Percival (Hans)] Sorry, I have 2 of 'em!

[Arilyn (Christy)] when there is a qusetion, I vote in favor of he players

[Percival (Hans)] I'll do Sweetums as well, then, if he wants.

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] I would like that, that you.

[Percival (Hans)] Percival moved 16'10".

[Hans] Percival targets Sweetums. Distance: 5'00"

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] (even though I made my saves, this IS Bob we're talking about)

[Hans] Percival no longer targets Ramone.

[Lorie] ((Well a healing/herbalism check is free))

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] yep, check away!

[Percival (Hans)] "Be free from disease, my friend!"

[Percival (Hans)] ::this'll take a minute, just stand right there::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Thankye much. We need to keep you up front. You shiny folk don't get sick right?"

[Percival (Hans) (to GM only)] Character sheet for Percival modified: Spells - CHANGED: Cure Disease -- # Memorized: 1 (0),

[Percival (Hans)] Percival: Cure Disease: I cure disease on the target.

[Hans] Percival no longer targets Sweetums.

[DM] and no diesease on Sweetums

[Percival (Hans)] No, I don't get sick. Not even tooth decay.

[Steve (mikE)] Ya know Kira, looks like your boy friend is diseased. If'n ya want a replacement I'm available

[Kira (Beth)] gggrrrrrrr

[Kira (Beth)] He's NOT my boyfriend, and I don't WANT a boyfriend, I'm happy and just fine celibate and adventuring... ::glares::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::goes back to examine the silver bulge:: is it an actual mirror or more of that silver stuff?

[Steve (mikE)] Psh. Sounds to me like her celibacy's gotten her wound up.

[Lorie] ((I wouldn't try that route...last time Kylia tried, they shackled her wtih an annoying NPC suitor ))

[DM] actual mirror

[Kira (Beth)] ((oh, great... time for new tactics then))

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] anything special about it? can I see through it if I get close?

[DM] but yes you do have it, meant to look like more silver stuff

[DM] no not seeing through this

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] so it's not a 1 way mirror

[Arilyn (Christy)] try getting stuck with a PC suitor

[DM] but

[DM] make an reason check

[Kira (Beth)] ((AAHHHGGGGG NO!!!))

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] (I didn't think Finglas was an NPC 8-P

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: REA check: (d20) [1] 1. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (15) [15] 15!!!

[DM] ok

[DM] you know that there is a real mirror

[DM] and you can see more quintessence around the edges

[DM] as in if you break the mirror you puncture the quintessence

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] oh perfect.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone moved 39'02".

[Kira (Beth)] but, breaking mirrors is not a good thing

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: X-ray Vision: What's this?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] anything interesting on the other side to risk breaking it?

[DM (to BiBo!!!!!!!!! only)] there is a humanoid, maybe human figure tending plants inside

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Oh... huh. Sort of pepe."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Not really pretty though."

[Percival (Hans)] Why don't we check out the rest of the area before we start breaking things?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to DM only)] how big is it? like one of these small things that we killed?

[DM (to BiBo!!!!!!!!! only)] like a normal human,

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Well there's something moving in there."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Some person, looks like he's tending plants."

[Percival (Hans)] Oh.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Lets look around to see if there's a way inside that doesn't involve smashing the mirror."

[Percival (Hans)] Tending plants doesn't sound malicious.

[Percival (Hans)] Good idea.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Could be more of those plants that attacked us."

[Arilyn (Christy)] depends on the plants

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "That's pretty malicious."

[Percival (Hans)] Yeah, I didn't really think of them as plants. I thought of them as monsters.

[Arilyn (Christy)] ever see little hsop of horrors?

[DM] feeeeeeed mmeeeeee

[Percival (Hans)] Nope, but it's got Steve Martin, right?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] um... no

[Percival (Hans)] Well, I haven't seen it nonetheless.

[Arilyn (Christy)] yes, he's the dentist

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] he is?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] wow...

[Arilyn (Christy)] gets eaten by the plant

[Kira (Beth)] 7y\\yep

[Percival (Hans)] I saw the *previews* for it many years ago....

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone moved 32'08".

[DM] you'll be a dentist

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to GM only)] Ramone: Find/remove traps check:(d100) [74] 74. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (90) [90] 90!!!

[DM] suura

[Percival (Hans)] Percival moved 30'08".

[Percival (Hans)] You & me, Mage!

[Percival (Hans)] What do we see, DM?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] darkness. cast magic missile at it.

[Arilyn (Christy)] Ramone took the last mind blast for you paladin

[Percival (Hans)] Evil plant-creature keepers?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] could be

[Percival (Hans)] Ramone is a stand-up guy. For a wizard!

[Percival (Hans)] Stand back!!!!

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Unless women are around. Then I prefer the lay down."

[Percival (Hans)] Disease-infested plant creature ahead!!

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "That's not a nice thing to call a woman."

[Percival (Hans)] ::or maybe it's just a hanging vine::

[Steve (mikE)] Gyar.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Won't get anything calling them that."

[DM] Phycomid #8 targets Percival. Distance: 5'08"

[DM] Phycomid #8: Attack #1: Natural Attack: (15-(d20+0)) [15-(5+0)] 10. Probably MISSES Percival (AC FINAL: -5)

[Steve (mikE)] I always just call 'em wench

[DM] Combat has begun!

[DM] ROUND: 0

[Arilyn (Christy)] we could take it with a ranged weapon and avoid the diseased thing

[Percival (Hans)] Percival: Initiative:(d10+10-+2) [9+10-2] 17

[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Initiative:(d10+20-+3) [2+20-3] 19

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] paladin boy's got no danger of it

[Percival (Hans)] I don't get diseased.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to GM only)] Ramone: Initiative:(d10+10-+3-2) [10+10-3-2] 15

[Kira (Beth)] Kira: Initiative:(d10+10-+2) [3+10-2] 11

[Beth] Kira targets Kira. Distance: 0'00"

[Percival (Hans)] I can't get a disease.

[Arilyn (Christy)] Arilyn: Initiative:(d10+10-+0) [7+10-0] 17

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] the perfect prostitute

[Beth] Kira no longer targets Kira.

[Steve (mikE)] He'd make tha perfect cabin boy

[Percival (Hans)] Except for something like Mummy Rot, which is more of a curse.

[Arilyn (Christy)] well whack away Shiney Boy

[DM] does steve actually have problems with mummy rot?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] I hope you don't get that on the job. if you are, you need to be more choosy about your clients

[DM] ROUND: 1

[DM] INIT: 11 GOING: Kira

[Kira (Beth)] Kira moved 15'06".

[Beth] Kira targets Phycomid #8. Distance: 62'11"

[Percival (Hans)] Kira, at the very best, you are going to be at a -4 to hit.

[Percival (Hans)] If you're using a shortbow, make sure you know your ranges, too.

[Kira (Beth)] ah, right, it is a shortbow

[Percival (Hans)] 60' is what range for a shortbow?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] short

[Percival (Hans)] I don't have a book on me.

[DM] no way to shoot at it for you Hans

[Percival (Hans)] That's good, so no minuses there.

[DM] your sword or retreat

[Percival (Hans)] What?

[DM] sorry

[Percival (Hans)] It's not my turn yet.

[DM] was thinking you wanted to shoot

[DM] notkira

[Percival (Hans)] k

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] gonna shoot kira?

[Kira (Beth)] Kira: Attack #1: Shortbow: (19-(d20++2)) [19-(3+2)] 14. Probably MISSES Phycomid #8 (AC FINAL: 5)

[Kira (Beth)] Kira: Attack #1: Shortbow: (19-(d20++2)) [19-(7+2)] 10. Probably MISSES Phycomid #8 (AC FINAL: 5)

[DM] INIT: 15 GOING: Ramone

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] Ramone targets Phycomid #8. Distance: 7'11"

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: Attack #1: Black Death: (15-(d20+5++0)) [15-(13+5+0)] -3. PROBABLY HITS Phycomid #8 (AC FINAL: 5)!!!

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: Attack #1: Black Death: (15-(d20+5++0)) [15-(8+5+0)] 2. PROBABLY HITS Phycomid #8 (AC FINAL: 5)!!!

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: Damage v SM: Black Death: (1d4+5++0) [4+5+0] 9 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] added to: Phycomid #8

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: Damage v SM: Black Death: (1d4+5++0) [2+5+0] 7 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] added to: Phycomid #8

[DM] INIT: 17 GOING: Arilyn

[DM (to GM only)] Phycomid #8's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 4 (-16) - Massively Wounded

[Arilyn (Christy)] Arilyn moved 36'05".

[DM] INIT: 17 GOING: Percival

[Hans] Percival targets Phycomid #8. Distance: 5'08"

[Percival (Hans)] Percival: Attack #1: Long Sword, +3: (14-(d20+1+3+1)) [14-(11+1+3+1)] -2. PROBABLY HITS Phycomid #8 (AC FINAL: 5)!!!

[Percival (Hans)] Percival: Attack #1: Longsword, +1: (14-(d20+1+1+1)) [14-(17+1+1+1)] -6. PROBABLY HITS Phycomid #8 (AC FINAL: 5)!!!

[Percival (Hans)] Percival: Damage v SM: Long Sword, +3: (1d8+1+3) [5+1+3] 9 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] added to: Phycomid #8

[DM (to GM only)] Phycomid #8's Current Hit Points: adjusted to -5 (-9) - Dying

[Percival (Hans)] Percival: Damage v SM: Longsword, +1: (1d8+1+1) [3+1+1] 5 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]

[Percival (Hans)] what was that?

[DM] Combat has finished.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] drunken dwarf :-D

[Percival (Hans)] can someone play that again, please?

[Kira (Beth)] ok, who brought Shathur here?

[Percival (Hans)] didn't work, but thanks, anyway!!

[Percival (Hans)] ::chuckles::

[DM] Time of Day: 01:19 PM. Day 15 Pen ___ tre, Kye {Late Winter} 15th, 2006.

[Arilyn (Christy)] Isabelle thinks the computer is going crazy

[DM] lol

[Percival (Hans)] hah hah hah!!!!

[Kira (Beth)] lol

[Percival (Hans)] "Embrace the end!" my fave-

[DM] ok

[DM] moving on

[Lorie] okay on the vomit note...I think I'm done...this is throwing up non stop errors on my screen

[Percival (Hans)] I get "playback error" on some of these.

[Lorie] Night all

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone moved 39'04".

[DM] night Lor

[Percival (Hans)] Percival moved 17'09".

[Percival (Hans)] Percival moved 30'01".

Lorie has left the game on Fri Apr 13 21:59:37 EDT 2007

[Kira (Beth)] I need the puking sound for whenever 'Steve' tries to get friendly :D

[Lethbron (Katie)] I'm done too. Bye

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to GM only)] Ramone: Find/remove traps check:(d100) [81] 81. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (90) [90] 90!!!

Katie has left the game on Fri Apr 13 22:00:03 EDT 2007

[Percival (Hans)] Bye, Katie!

[Kira (Beth)] lol, yeah, I'm getting playback errors too

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] okay, I'll stop hitting sounds then :-P

[Kira (Beth)] are we done for the night then?

[DM] no

[DM] still have an hour

[DM] Katie said sorry, sick dogs to take care of

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::holds out a hand as he chants and examines the door::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to DM only)] no traps then?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::chants:: "Eeeezzeratraaaaaap..."

[DM (to BiBo!!!!!!!!! only)] no trapo

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I don't see a trap, that must mean there isn't one." Is it locked?

[Kira (Beth) (to DM only)] talked to Brie today... she didn't mention the password change, but told me that Barry put up a 'venomous' diatribe on Sleuthtalk... I told her I was tired of the venom period and I didn't care to stress on it. I told her it's just a game...

[DM (to Beth only)] nods, look at barry's bio if you want to know

[Kira (Beth) (to DM only)] k

[DM] anything ?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] well... is it locked?

[DM] no

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::opens the door::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::opens the door in slooooooow motion::

[mikE] don't go in!

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] we get blast by any mind flayers?

[DM] Scrubbing away the quintessence from the entrance to this area reveals a chamber sheathed in organic resin. Though the quintessence has sealed the chamber from time, nothing of any obvious value beyond normal gardening tools appears within the room

[mikE] noooo!

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone moved 54'01".

[Percival (Hans)] Percival moved 31'04".

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to GM only)] Ramone: Find/remove traps check:(d100) [52] 52. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (90) [90] 90!!!

[Percival (Hans)] Percival moved 19'03".

[Percival (Hans)] Percival moved 47'05".

[Percival (Hans)] What seems to be the problem, Pirate?

[mikE] pirate hasn't said a word

[mikE] i was doing the classic horror film viewer when the person opens the door

[Percival (Hans)] Percival moved 5'07".

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::examines northern path::

[Percival (Hans)] What do we see, DM?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone moved 23'11".

[Percival (Hans)] Percival moved 17'07".

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] deadend then?

[DM] seems to be

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] I'm gonna examine the mirror for secret doors or latches or whatnot

[Percival (Hans)] Percival moved 35'08".

[DM] none

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] alrighty... why do i get the feeling that breaking this mirror will kill the man inside...

[Percival (Hans)] Then let's not break it.

[Kira (Beth)] I vote to not break it

[Arilyn (Christy)] me too

[Kira (Beth)] we can always come back if we have to

[Arilyn (Christy)] for now

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I'd really like to talk to him though..."

[Percival (Hans)] Sounds good, Kira.

[mikE] ah, let him die. maybe there's some good lewt in there

[Percival (Hans)] Wave at him. Use sign language. Use *magic*.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Don't think he can see us."

[Kira (Beth)] i agree it would be good to talk to him maybe...

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] but magic is an option...

[Percival (Hans)] How can *we* see him but *he* can't see us?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone moved 88'07".

[Percival (Hans)] That's impossible.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] We can't, I can.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Magic."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "X-ray vision."

[Arilyn (Christy)] two way mirror

[Percival (Hans)] ::shaking head, nodding head::

[Percival (Hans)] "Magic."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I have an idea."

[Arilyn (Christy)] uh-oh

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: Stone to flesh: Live!

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::starts tunneling southeastish of where he is, through a tunnel of fleshiness::

[Arilyn (Christy)] ewww...

[Percival (Hans)] ditto to Arilyn

[Kira (Beth)] thrice ditto

[mikE] meat!

[DM] ther eyou go a fleshy section of stone

[mikE] now we bbq

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::digs on through::

[Kira (Beth)] oh, gods, Mystery Meat...

[Arilyn (Christy)] yuck

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::dig dig dig::

[Arilyn (Christy)] i'm almost afraid to ask what he's digging with

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Same thing I dig through any flesh with. A knife."

[Arilyn (Christy)] ugh.

[Kira (Beth)] heh, I know better than to ask

[Arilyn (Christy)] i'm going to avert my eyes

[Kira (Beth)] well, be kind enough to do some clean butchering and make steaks as you go, will ya?

[Percival (Hans)] Look, guys, I've got to sign out a little early tonight. I'm just getting over bronchitis and I'm wiped out. See you next week-

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "It tastes more like chicken than steak::

[DM] what does granite taste like?

[DM] night Hans

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] okies, night

[Kira (Beth)] tofu

[Percival (Hans)] night-

[DM] see you next week@

[Percival (Hans)] yep

[Kira (Beth)] night, Hans!

[DM] you have the number

[Bunny] Get well for your visit!

[Percival (Hans)] thx

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] or we'll kill you

Hans has left the game on Fri Apr 13 22:25:25 EDT 2007

[Kira (Beth)] huh, I just realized that today is Friday the 13th

[DM] nods

[Kira (Beth)] no wonder it was a fairly decent day

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] :-P

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] so... tunnel there yet bob?

[Arilyn (Christy)] been okay for me. got my garage door fixed and basement cleaned

[mikE] i didn't kill any children today

[Kira (Beth)] I made progress on a few things

[Arilyn (Christy)] me either

[Bunny] Getting tax refund!

[Kira (Beth)] oh, I"m sorry, MikE... :D

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] well, it was pretty strange that sarah asked me to bring my dnd stuff to her house. that sounds pretty friday the 13th there.

[Kira (Beth)] Yay, Bunny!

[Bunny] More like "whew!" 8-)

[Kira (Beth)] she what??? did you ask her who she was and what did she do with Sarah?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] pretty much

[Kira (Beth)] heh, might have been better to keep your mouth shut and count your blessings... :D

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] yeah

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone moved 18'11".

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::peeks through the flesh tunnel:: "Hello?"

[DM] AHHHHHHH

[Male Villager #35] and runs away

[Male Villager #35] Male Villager #35 moved 14'09".

[Male Villager #35] Time of Day: 01:34 PM. Day 15 Pen ___ tre, Kye {Late Winter} 15th, 2006.

[Male Villager #35] Time of Day: 01:49 PM. Day 15 Pen ___ tre, Kye {Late Winter} 15th, 2006.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] appears to be human?

[Male Villager #35] yes

[Arilyn (Christy)] hey he looks like Leth

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone moved 11'08".

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Hey there. I'm Ramone, tell me when you're done screaming. I can wait."

[Male Villager #35] not stopping

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::waits:: "By the way, it is sort of a cramped space so screaming echos. It's not exactly pleasant."

[Male Villager #35] has been a long time that anyone other than an Illithid has been around

[Male Villager #35] hhhahahahahahahaha

[Male Villager #35] qqaAAA

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Oh good. He's nucking futs."

[Arilyn (Christy)] hysterical

[Male Villager #35] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] Ramone targets Male Villager #35. Distance: 20'07"

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: Charm person: You like me don't you.

[Male Villager #35] Male Villager #35: Magical Spell save: (d20) [5] 5. PROBABLY FAILS against (17) [17] 17

[Arilyn (Christy)] overwhelmed with joy at he orange guy who just tunneled in through the now flesh wall

[Male Villager #35] hello

[Male Villager #35] how are you today

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Better now that the screaming has stopped. What's your name and how long have you been here?"

[Male Villager #35] Bomew

[Male Villager #35] Bomwe

[Arilyn (Christy)] huh?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Nice to meet you... Bomwe..."

[Male Villager #35] bomwe shorgon, thowh noilkke toooo dip. Lghinging dah ghost tol.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Excellent. This time in common please?"

[Male Villager #35] werorur, whereo sooohngkgm gom?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::looks around the room for anything that might cause slurred speech, such as alcohol or some sort of drug::

[Male Villager #35] none that you see

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] does it sound like he's sluring his speech or does it sound like a different language?

[Kira (Beth)] does he have a tongue?

[Male Villager #35] totally different language

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] he was speaking coherently before.

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Ah. Excellent. I can speak whatever it is you are speaking. One moment."

[Kira (Beth)] huh, he spoke a greeting...

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: Potion of Language Learning: And now I know a new language

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Oh... Heh. He's speaking Githyankyi. Excellent."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "For those of you who are unfamiliar with those, they're the ancient enemies of the illithid."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "So if he speaks it, that's a good sign.... sort of."

[Arilyn (Christy)] great-any enemy of theirs...

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::speaks in githyanki::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to DM only)] "Hello, are you a friend of githyanki?"

[Male Villager #35 (to BiBo!!!!!!!!! only)] I am a slave

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::nods and speaks in githyanki again::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to DM only)] "Slave to who?"

[Male Villager #35] the gith

[Male Villager #35 (to BiBo!!!!!!!!! only)] the gith

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::blinks::

[Male Villager #35 (to BiBo!!!!!!!!! only)] and the illithis

Arie has left the game on Fri Apr 13 22:41:21 EDT 2007

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::blinks again::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to DM only)] the gith and the illithids together?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::speaks once more in githyanki::

[Male Villager #35 (to BiBo!!!!!!!!! only)] was to the gith now to the illithis

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::nods as though something finally makes sense then talks again in githyanki::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to DM only)] "I see. Do you know what purpose this place has?"

[Arilyn (Christy)] okay people, I'm beat. I'm off to bed trying not to imagine Marco digging through a wall of flesh

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] :-D

[Male Villager #35 (to BiBo!!!!!!!!! only)] I raise plants here

[Male Villager #35] night Crhisty

[Male Villager #35] call me tomorrow

[Arilyn (Christy)] see you guys next week!

[Male Villager #35] when you can

[Male Villager #35] will work on the tivo

[Kira (Beth)] night, Christy

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to DM only)] "Do you know about the structures outside of this one?"

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] nighty night!

Christy has left the game on Fri Apr 13 22:43:47 EDT 2007

[Male Villager #35 (to BiBo!!!!!!!!! only)] this is one large structure

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to DM only)] "Do you know why they are here?"

[Male Villager #35 (to BiBo!!!!!!!!! only)] here where?

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to DM only)] "Here where this structure is. Looks almost as though it was transported here from elsewhere."

[Male Villager #35 (to BiBo!!!!!!!!! only)] we came through the phylogostgon to find new lands

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::ponders for a moment then nods, questioning the man in githyanki::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to DM only)] "So... this is some sort of ship?"

[Male Villager #35 (to BiBo!!!!!!!!! only)] yes

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Huh... Interesting."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to DM only)] "Can it still fly?"

[Male Villager #35 (to BiBo!!!!!!!!! only)] we are not?

[Kira (Beth)] waits impatiently for enlightenment

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::shakes his head::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to DM only)] "Not at the moment, it seems as though this thing crashed, does explain a lot though."

[Bunny] Need subtitles to this conversation...

[Male Villager #35 (to BiBo!!!!!!!!! only)] I have been waiting for them to come to take some cuttings for dinner

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::nods::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to DM only)] "Are you of sturdy health then? You are a free man now, though you may travel with us if you wish. I think your captors have other things on their minds than cuttings at the moment."

[Male Villager #35 (to BiBo!!!!!!!!! only)] I am not free

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Well... he says that this structure is some sort of ship. He's a slave. From what I gathered, they crashed unexpectantly and what we're digging through is the remains of their craft."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to DM only)] "Why are you not free?"

[Male Villager #35 (to BiBo!!!!!!!!! only)] I belong to the illithid now,

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to DM only)] "The last of them will be dead soon."

[Kira (Beth)] ok

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to DM only)] "You have no need to be under their rule."

[Male Villager #35 (to BiBo!!!!!!!!! only)] until I can walk free under the yellow sky I will not beleive I am free

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::chuckles slightly::

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to DM only)] "Well this world has a blue sky, but you can step out into it now if you wish."

[Male Villager #35 (to BiBo!!!!!!!!! only)] the masters would not allow that

[Kira (Beth)] I need to go... I will talk to you all later and/or next week :)

[Male Villager #35] waves to Beth

[Kira (Beth) (to DM only)] sweet dreams and sleep well when you get there :)

[Kira (Beth)] bye!

Beth has left the game on Fri Apr 13 22:55:13 EDT 2007

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to DM only)] "Trust me, they won't be able to stop you."

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::offers his hand to the man::

mikE has left the game on Fri Apr 13 22:56:14 EDT 2007

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to DM only)] "come with me then, I'll show you."

[Male Villager #35] night everyone

Sean's Evil Twin has left the game on Fri Apr 13 22:56:53 EDT 2007

Bunny has left the game on Fri Apr 13 22:57:01 EDT 2007

[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to GM only)] Character sheet for Ramone modified: Languages - ADDED: Githyanki.

BiBo!!!!!!!!! has left the game on Fri Apr 13 22:57:03 EDT 2007