Apr 27 07 - Mindflayer Invasion
[DM] ==== Gaming session started: Fri Apr 27 18:36:09 EDT 2007 ====
Katie has joined the game on Fri Apr 27 18:37:09 EDT 2007
[DM] welcome
[DM] Lethbron's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 35 (7) - Unharmed
[DM] Mike and Marco just came in
mikE has joined the game on Fri Apr 27 18:50:17 EDT 2007
[DM] I am away from the keyboard.
Katie is receiving the map crater layout...
Katie has received the map crater layout.
BiBo!!!!!!!!! has joined the game on Fri Apr 27 18:55:58 EDT 2007
[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] [BiBo!!!!!!!!!] BiBo!!!!!!!!! has left the game on Fri Apr 27 18:59:21 EDT 2007
BiBo!!!!!!!!! has joined the game on Fri Apr 27 18:59:35 EDT 2007
[Katie] 10
[Dia (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Well hello there!!
[Katie] Roll #1: (d2) [2] 2
[Katie] Roll #1: (d100) [3] 3
[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] 7d10
[Katie] (7d10+10) [(3+10+7+4+9+5+6)+10] 54
[Katie (to GM only)] Character sheet for Dia modified: Combat - Current Hit Points:: CHANGED: 10 (null). Max Hit Points:: CHANGED: 54 (null).
[BiBo!!!!!!!!! (to GM only)] Character sheet for Dia modified: Non-Weapon Proficiencies - ADDED: Brewing - for Dwarves only, Craft, Dwarves, 1, $kn, +1. ADDED: Musical Instrument - for Dwarves only, Priest; Rogue, Dwarves, 1, $ai, -2. ADDED: Detect Grade or Slope in Passage, general, dwarven detection, 1, $W, +4. ADDED: Detect New Tunnel or Passage Construction, general, dwarven detection, 1, $W, +4. ADDED: Detect Sliding or Shifting Walls or Rooms, general, dwarven detection, 1, $W, +2. ADDED: Detect Stonework Traps, Pits, and Deadfalls, general, dwarven detection, 1, $W, +0. ADDED: Detect Approximate Depth Underground, general, dwarven detection, 1, $W, +0. Combat -
[Katie (to GM only)] Character sheet for Dia modified: Non-Weapon Proficiencies - ADDED: Brewing - for Dwarves only, Craft, Dwarves, 1, $kn, +1. ADDED: Musical Instrument - for Dwarves only, Priest; Rogue, Dwarves, 1, $ai, -2. Combat -
[Katie (to GM only)] Character sheet for Dia modified: Non-Weapon Proficiencies - ADDED: Brewing - for Dwarves only, Craft, Dwarves, 1, $kn, +1. ADDED: Musical Instrument - for Dwarves only, Priest; Rogue, Dwarves, 1, $ai, -2.
Bunny has joined the game on Fri Apr 27 19:18:32 EDT 2007
[Katie] Hi Bunny
Sean's Evil Twin has joined the game on Fri Apr 27 19:19:16 EDT 2007
[Sean's Evil Twin] Hi Bunny!
Beth has joined the game on Fri Apr 27 19:19:48 EDT 2007
[Bunny] Hi, Katie. Don't mind the chaos.
[Bunny] yo, Sean's Evil Twit. Um, I mean twin.
[Sean's Evil Twin] 8-P
Beth is receiving the map Fragment...
Beth has received the map Fragment.
Bunny is receiving the map Fragment...
Bunny has received the map Fragment.
Sean's Evil Twin is receiving the map Fragment...
Sean's Evil Twin has received the map Fragment.
[DM] A flip of the ol' kLoOge Coin results in: Tails
[DM] I am back at the keyboard.
[DM] ok
[DM] so
[DM] Katie and Marco are working out the details for Dia
[DM] anyone else have any questions or concerns?
[DM] still have three more sections to explore
[DM] you cleared those three already, so that work is done
[Katie] can we destroy the brains now?
[DM] no one has tried yet
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] What? And have nothign to feed our zombie hoard with?
[Katie] i think we should try now
[Beth] do we have all the pieces?
[DM] you have 3 fo the 4
[DM] did you have any ideas on how to destroy them?
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Give them to a zombie hoard?
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Fry them up?
[Katie (to GM only)] Character sheet for Dia modified: Personal Information - Race:: CHANGED: dwarf (null). Size:: CHANGED: medium (null). Alignment:: CHANGED: good and chaotic (null). Class Levels - ADDED: 8. ADDED: ADDED: ADDED: ADDED: ADDED: ADDED: ADDED: ADDED:
[Beth] yum, scrambled brains and eggs
Christy has joined the game on Fri Apr 27 19:32:54 EDT 2007
[Katie] leth will eat them, he'll eat anything
Lorie has joined the game on Fri Apr 27 19:33:21 EDT 2007
[DM] lol
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Greetings and Salutations.
[Lorie] Greetings and Salutations
Lorie is receiving the map Fragment...
Lorie has received the map Fragment.
[Christy] hello all! I see I haven't missed much!
[DM] grins
[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] nope, ordering food
[DM] they were waiting for you
[DM] but all the side things are done
[Christy] Hans may or may not be along soon. he needs to study but is available if we need him
[DM] Marco and Katie are working in outside IM
[DM] grins
Christy is receiving the map Fragment...
Christy has received the map Fragment.
[BiBo!!!!!!!!! (to GM only)] Character sheet for Dia modified: Non-Weapon Proficiencies - ADDED: Brewing - for Dwarves only, Craft, Dwarves, 1, $kn, +1. ADDED: Musical Instrument - for Dwarves only, Priest; Rogue, Dwarves, 1, $ai, -2. Personal Information - Combat - Class Levels -
[Katie (to GM only)] Character sheet for Dia modified: Non-Weapon Proficiencies - ADDED: Brewing - for Dwarves only, Craft, Dwarves, 1, $kn, +1. ADDED: Musical Instrument - for Dwarves only, Priest; Rogue, Dwarves, 1, $ai, -2. Personal Information - Speed:: CHANGED: 6+$atk+$ra (null). Combat - Class Levels -
[Katie (to GM only)] Character sheet for Dia modified: Personal Information -
[DM] so ideas on destroying brains?
[DM] or which of th three to take on next?
[DM] or ?
[Katie] i think we should eat the brains. then we will gain the power
[DM] and everyone is on the crater map now
[DM] while that is a good iea Katie
Christy is receiving the map crater layout...
Christy has received the map crater layout.
[Christy] I am back at the keyboard.
[DM] this is not a real fleshy brain per se
[Christy] i'm not eating brains
[DM] more of a solid thing
[Christy] fleshy or otherwise
[DM] oh come on Arylin ate trhough that wall of stone to flesh to get across the rooms earlier
[Christy] not me-that was Ramone
[DM] can a brain taste that different than granite flesh
[Katie (to GM only)] Character sheet for Dia modified: Personal Information - Experience:: CHANGED: 0 (null). Next Level:: CHANGED: 250000 (null).
Bunny is receiving the map crater layout...
Bunny has received the map crater layout.
[Katie (to GM only)] Character sheet for Dia modified: Combat - Melee THAC0: (THAC0) : CHANGED: 13 (null). Missile THAC0: (MTHAC0) : CHANGED: 13 (null). Attacks Per Round:: CHANGED: 3/2 (null).
[DM] so thoughts?
[DM] ideas?
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] About?
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Destroying brains?
[DM] next section?
Sean's Evil Twin is receiving the map crater layout...
Sean's Evil Twin has received the map crater layout.
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Hmmm ... still a letter short of Bingo.
[Christy] if we're going to destroy them anyway, why don't we start dong that so that we can't accidently give them back to the illithids
Beth is receiving the map crater layout...
Beth has received the map crater layout.
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Oh,what's the fun in that?
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] No, see ... we're supposed to keep them so we can loose them to the Illithids, wereby we spend the next part of the film, um, adventure, getting them back in dramatic and cinematic ways.
[DM] once again Dr. Jones, we see that anything you possess I can take from you
[mikE] i think we should poison them then give them back
[mikE] eat up me hearties. hehhehheh
[Christy] then we'll never be done with this adventure
[DM] you are very close
[Christy] we'll be stuck in he cold forever
[DM] these three sections
[mikE] sure we will. the illithids will be dead from e coli
[mikE] nasty way to go
[DM] flesh eating bacteria
[Christy] maybe they like e coli
[Beth] heh, that's if they are susceptible to e coli
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Ah, I see we're going for a "War of the Worlds" trope.
[Beth] they probably like super staph too
[Christy] maybe we could pour salt on them
[Katie (to GM only)] Character sheet for Dia modified: Armor - ADDED: ADDED: -9. ADDED: ADDED: ADDED: ADDED: ADDED:
[Katie (to GM only)] Character sheet for Dia modified: Armor - Natural AC:: CHANGED: 10 (null).
[Christy] we could even make it kosher salt
[mikE] does kosher salt work better?
[DM] AB
[Beth] well, it does for pickles
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Larger crystals
[DM] no you want pickling salt for that
[DM] kosher salt that is ground up
[Beth] ::sighs:: BOB have you ever made pickles?
[DM] Good Eats
[mikE] i really think that a spike through the head would work just fine too.
[DM] Lorie
[mikE] call me old fassioned, but vlad knew his stuff
[Lorie] :: looks up from her Fog:: Alton Brown? Where?
[DM] but do not htink you have any Salt kosher or otherwise with you now
[DM] but, go on
[Beth] lol
[Beth] kosher salt is used in kosher pickles and is only kosher because a Rabbi blessed it
[Beth] otherwise no different than regular salt
[DM] no
[Lorie] Umm... BOB is right Beth
[DM] Kosher salt has a diferent structure
[Lorie] There is a difference between Iodized Table Salt, Pickling Salt and Kosher salt
[DM] the flakes are biggers
[Beth] lol, wouldn't be the first time I was wrong
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Larger crystal, easier to pinch
[Lorie] As well as Sea Salt varieties
[DM] and sea salt
[DM] grins
[DM] Good Eats
[Beth] I use sea salt
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] and doesn't disolve as quickly as table salt.
[DM] he did an hour long show just on Salt
[Lorie] Beth... Get to know Alton Brown... he won't steer you wrong and makes good food
[Katie (to GM only)] Character sheet for Dia modified: Armor - Shield Bonus:: CHANGED: 0 (null). DEX Bonus:: CHANGED: +2 (null). AC FINAL:: CHANGED: 3 (null).
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Good Eats.
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] On FoodTV
[Lorie] His Turkey is the BEST
[Beth] I don't have tv, or I would lol
[Lorie] That's okay...he has a Website...and a blog.
[mikE] you know lor, that would make an excellent christmas present to your favorite ds'er
[Lorie] Footnetwork.com/Good Eats
[Beth] ah, will have to check that out
[Katie] BOB
[DM] yes?
[Katie] WHY AM I MASSIVELY WOUNDED?
[Beth] I should know better than to go by what 'people' tell me
[Christy] brb-got a naked non-potty trained baby running loose
[Christy] I am away from the keyboard.
[DM] lol
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] actually, www.goodeatsfanpage.com is the place to go.
[Lorie] You aren't Ramone...you're fine
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] they have transcripts of all his shows.
[Lorie] SPC...yes...that's a good one!
[mikE] you know, there's something about naked babies that make them run faster
[DM] Dia's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 54 (44) - Unharmed
[Lorie] I get his RSS Feed on my LJ page
[DM] there you go
[mikE] more aerodynamic or something
[Katie] thank you
[DM] lol
[mikE] don't know what it is, but it's hell catching a naked baby
[Lorie] Yes it is Mike...yes it is
[DM] like a greesed pig
[Beth] yup
[Beth] they are very squiggly too
[DM] but naked brains don't run around as much
[DM] but are just as slimey
[Lorie] FIRE BALL... FIRE BALL... FIRE BALL... FIRE BALL
[Beth] naked gnomes are interesting to watch running
[Lorie] no slimey... nice and deep friedy
[Lorie] OMG... Naked gnomes are repulsive
[Beth] heehee, deep fried brains...
[Beth] lol, indeed
[Lorie] Paul was changing his gnome's gear and it was ICKY ... I had to shield my eyes
[DM] lol
[Beth] and watching a race of a few dozen is really repulsive lol
[DM] ok, so
[DM] moving along
[DM] by the way what did you get for your birthday Lor?
[DM] as he is muttering here about it
[Lorie] I got a Hooters CD.. a nice stereo system... money and yummy cake
[DM] I did tell you HB right?
[Lorie] tomorrow is a special dinner...but don't know where
[Lorie] No you didn't
[DM] doh!
[DM] sorry
[DM] happy birthday
[Lorie] it's okay :)
[Lorie] you did now :)
[Beth] :D happy birthday!
[DM] and what is a Hooters CD?
[Lorie] DI che cosa stai parlando Willis?
[DM] the band or the bar?
[DM] lol
[Lorie] Ummm... the BAND from the 80s
[Lorie] for my 80s collection...one of my coworkers keeps me stocked in 80s goodness
[DM] smile
[Beth] I like our local radio station
[Lorie] or was that Dehli peut manger mon castor salée
[Beth] it plays mostly 80's and 90's music
[DM] ok
[DM] so D K or J
[DM] which of the three?
[Beth] d
Lorie is receiving the map crater layout...
Lorie has received the map crater layout.
[DM] Kira moved 14'02".
[DM] Lethbron moved 1'07".
[DM] Sweetums moved 12'00".
[DM] Ramone moved 1'02".
[Beth] hey, wait a minute! lol, that was just a suggestion... I'm sure everyone else would like a say in that
Sean's Evil Twin is receiving the map Certain Instant Death...
Bunny is receiving the map Bubble...
Bunny has received the map Bubble.
Sean's Evil Twin has received the map Certain Instant Death.
[Beth] oh, crap
Beth is receiving the map Bubble...
Beth has received the map Bubble.
[DM] everyone is on the new map
[Lorie] :: laughs ::
Lorie is receiving the map Bubble...
Lorie has received the map Bubble.
Sean's Evil Twin is receiving the map Bubble...
Sean's Evil Twin has received the map Bubble.
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Aw Bob ...
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Why'cha rename the map?
Sean's Evil Twin has edited Sweetums's effects.
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums moved 1'02".
Sean's Evil Twin has edited Sweetums's effects.
Sean's Evil Twin has edited Sweetums's effects.
[Katie (to GM only)] Character sheet for Dia modified: Weapon Proficiencies - DELETED: null. ADDED: Battleaxe specialized. Combat -
[Katie (to GM only)] Character sheet for Dia modified: Weapon Proficiencies - DELETED: Battleaxe specialized. ADDED: Battleaxe Mastery. ADDED: . Equipment - ADDED: , .
[DM] youa re there
[DM] you can move do what you want
[DM] not waiting for me
[DM] Tap Tap
[DM] Beth?
[DM] Kira?
[DM] etc
[Beth] yes?
[DM] you are on the new map you can move them forward
[Beth] I'm level 3 now... I'm not reliable as a thief, and haven't been out in the front since
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] I'm still at 1hp ...
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] not good at fighting right now.
[Lorie] Oh I thought we went silent for dinner or something
[DM] You can take healing Sweetums and Ramone
[DM] but nothing to do for that level drain at the moment
[Beth] Ramone has been leading since he has find traps
mikE is receiving the map Bubble...
mikE has received the map Bubble.
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Might I receive some healing?
[mikE] you want to heal them up lor?
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] As well as Ramone?
[mikE] after all, my priest spells will be awake after 9 oclock
[Lorie] Everyone okay if I cast heals on the both of them?
[Beth] yep
[Lorie] Rather than burn a lot of lower level spells?
[Lorie] Okay BOB... I heal them both
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] I wouldn't mind ...
[DM] ok
[Lorie (to GM only)] Character sheet for Kylia Wolfslayer modified: Magical Abilities - CHANGED: 6 -- Current: 0 (2).
[DM] Sweetums's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 62 (61) - Unharmed
[Lorie] I changed by spell list
[DM] Ramone's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 69 (68) - Unharmed
[DM] so waiting
[Christy] I am back at the keyboard.
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Can we check for traps along the corridor?
[DM] yes you are
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] I am? I have thief skills now?
[DM] sure
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Or is that "you" in the plural sense?
[Christy] okay so the naked baby has been caught before she peed on the floor and now I have the 4 year old yacking up his lunch
[DM] you just find traps the hard way
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] lovely.
[DM] fun
[DM] what did you feed them?
[DM] pea soup?
[Christy] so Hans will not be studying as planned
[Lorie] Ugh Christy...
[DM] great so he can play then?
[Lorie] I feel your pain
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Oh I'll look for traps you big baby. A creative use of a simple cantrip should do the matter just fine."
[Christy] yeah-hopefully no one else will join in the yacking fun
[DM] so moving forward
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Well, I'd rather something else trigger traps than me.
[DM] Kira and Ramone checking
[DM] Time of Day: 08:15 AM. Day 22 Ced ___ se, Kye {Late Winter} 22nd, 2006.
[DM] Time of Day: 08:30 AM. Day 22 Ced ___ se, Kye {Late Winter} 22nd, 2006.
[Beth] maybe with double duty we'll catch em all
[Beth] Kira moved 25'08".
[Lorie] Hans Jr can be in charge... if he rounds 'em up like KID does ACD...you'll be set for the evening
BiBo!!!!!!!!! is receiving the map Bubble...
BiBo!!!!!!!!! has received the map Bubble.
[Christy] they're watching a movie right now so it's okay
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone moved 35'04".
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ((afk due to greasy hands))
[DM] and you see just that
[DM] a sphere of the grey quintesence
[DM] in a cavern
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums moved 20'06".
[Beth] last time we popped it, but we took some damage doing so
[DM] any ideas?
[DEATH (mikE)] pop it from affarer
[Beth] erect a stone wall with a hole in it just big enough to let an arrow through and shoot it
[Beth] ?
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums moved 20'01".
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] the blue thing is the quintessence?
[DM] yes
Christy is receiving the map Bubble...
Christy has received the map Bubble.
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "well, everyone back on up, I'll fling an arrow at it"
[Lorie] ok
[Beth] Kira moved 33'03".
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::waits until everyone is outside
[Beth] Kira moved 6'02".
[Beth] I am back at the keyboard.
[Beth] are we moving all the way outside? if so I am there :)
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] yep, since the people at the table are eating I'm gonna assume they do thusly and move outside
[Lorie] Kylia Wolfslayer moved 9'07".
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone moved 22'03".
[Katie (to GM only)] Character sheet for Dia modified: Weapon Proficiencies - ADDED: armor proficiency. ADDED: longbow proficiency.
[Beth] Kira moved 19'03".
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::telekinetically flings an arrow at the quintessence::
[DM] BLAM
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::goes on back in::
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone moved 30'00".
[Beth] Kira moved 42'09".
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: Mirror Image: There's (1d4+1) [4+1] 5 more of me now.
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::examines the chest and chants, eyes and hands glowing::
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone moved 28'03".
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to GM only)] Ramone: Find/remove traps check:(d100) [43] 43. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (90) [90] 90!!!
[DM] no traps around it but yes on the chest
[Beth] Kira moved 32'11".
Bunny has left the game on Fri Apr 27 20:36:48 EDT 2007
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::points to the chest:: "It's trapped. See? Easy as pie. If Kira can do it, I can do it."
[Beth] lol
Bunny has joined the game on Fri Apr 27 20:37:04 EDT 2007
Bunny is receiving the map Bubble...
Bunny has received the map Bubble.
[Beth] you learned it the same time I did, doofus
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] what kind of trap is it Bob?
[Beth] 'cept I had to do it on the sly...
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::waits for bob to stop talking about kidnapping princess wives::
[Lorie] ???
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] no clue :)
[DM] magical trap
[DM] sorry
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::sighs:: "I do hate magical traps."
[Beth] erg... better thee than me this time, cousin...
[Beth] I've not much gift with magical traps
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "How about we explore the rest of this area and deal with this once we're sure we're not about to get ambushed."
[Beth] agreed
[DEATH (mikE)] DO WHAT YOU WANT.
[DEATH (mikE)] GYPSIES ARE FREE.
[DEATH (mikE)] AND YOU ARE A GYPSIE.
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ummm
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ok
[DM] identifying things
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] I've got some elven chain and a hoe of excavation. figures we'd find it AFTER we've excavated everything
[Beth] heh, guess we should have done "D" first
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] I guess.
[DM] these were in the previous section actually
[DM] buta new day so he is checking them
[DM] people are looking on their sheets to see if there is anything else
[Beth] ah
Katie is receiving the map Bubble...
Katie has received the map Bubble.
[DEATH (mikE) (to GM only)] Character sheet for DEATH modified: Magic Item Summary - CHANGED: Collier du Lille -- Location: Protection necklace from dragons or something or other. (null). DELETED: null, null, null. DELETED: null, null, null. ADDED: null, null, null. ADDED: null, null, null.
[DEATH (mikE)] ((lor, you got anything from this adventure?))
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ((Not to my knowledge))
[Christy] not me-I got nothing
[DM] ok
[DM] so moving on then
[DM] are you doing anything with the chest?
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] so, any passages out of here?
[DM] or just moving to the next section?
[DM] nope
[DM] you see everythign here
[DEATH (mikE)] ((bob is giving us an ominous hint that we found something or other that's important))
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] oh. then I guess I'll try my hand at disarming it, though a dispel magic would work better
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] hmmmmmm
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I'll try dispelling
[Christy] check Pepe. we gave him some stuff I think
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] sorry... normally it doesn't work but I can try :)
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ((sorry on phone))
[Beth] I have nothing as far as I can tell
[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] ::grins:: yay
[DM] invocation magic on the trap
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Kylia Wolfslayer moved 48'05".
[DM] and keyed to a particular thing to disarm it
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Kylia Wolfslayer moved 25'01".
[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] Ramone moved 13'03".
[Beth] drat, what particular thing?
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Kylia Wolfslayer: Protection from Fire: "Is that fire-retardant or are you happy to see us? If I cast this spell on myself I gain total invulnerability to normal fires and to exposure to magical fires, dragon breath and magical fire spells until (12*13) [12*13] 156 points of heat or fire damage is taken, at which time the spell is negated. If cast on someone else they gain invulnerability to normal fire +4 bonus saving throw against fire-based attacks and reduces damage from magical fires by 50%. Both cases maximum time duration is (13) [13] 13 turns."
Lorie is now controlling Brad Johnson
[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] misclick?
Lorie is no longer controlling Brad Johnson
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] No I'm protecting myself ;O)
[Beth] Kira moved 35'01".
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Kylia Wolfslayer: Dispel Magic: The veil of magic here be lifted! No magic for you! (13-11+1d20) [13-11+3] 5
[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] ah. well, dispel magic shouldn't trigger it even if you do fail
[DM] that does not work
[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] oh well, it was a shot. stand back I'll see if I can get it open without blowing us up
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Kylia Wolfslayer moved 48'09".
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone moved 15'02".
[Beth] Kira moved 34'09".
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to GM only)] Ramone: Find/remove traps check:(d100) [43] 43. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (90) [90] 90!!!
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::examines and chants, attempting to remove the trap::
[DM] BOOOOM
[DM] (6d6) [(2+1+1+3+2+2)] 11
[DM] Ramone's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 58 (-11) - Lightly Wounded
[Christy] I am back at the keyboard.
[Arilyn (Christy)] oops, I wonder what was in there
[DM] so that is a destroyed chest
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::coughs:: "Well that could have gone better."
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::signs::
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] anything of any use left?
[DM] what ever was inside seems to have been destroyed
[Beth] DEATH moved 63'04".
[Beth] DEATH moved 64'05".
[DM] some splinters etc
[Beth] DEATH moved 64'00".
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Kylia Wolfslayer moved 35'04".
[DM] but all that is left
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Kylia Wolfslayer moved 15'06".
[Beth] drat it
[DM] some torn bits of paper and straw packing
[Beth] Kira moved 66'08".
[Beth] DEATH moved 63'04".
[Beth] I am back at the keyboard.
[Beth] can't seem to get the right icon clicked ::sigh::
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Oh well, next area then."
[DM] back on the crater map now
[DM] last two area
Christy is receiving the map crater layout...
Christy has received the map crater layout.
Lorie is receiving the map crater layout...
Lorie has received the map crater layout.
Katie is receiving the map crater layout...
Katie has received the map crater layout.
[DM] K or J
BiBo!!!!!!!!! is receiving the map crater layout...
BiBo!!!!!!!!! has received the map crater layout.
[Beth] ::smacks Ramone:: what part of 'trapped' don't you get?
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Oh I got it, you had a better way of opening?"
[Beth] yeah, find the thing it's keyed to... any GOOD thief knows THAT
[Beth] ((::giggles::))
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to GM only)] Character sheet for Ramone modified: Combat - Equipment - DELETED: Leather bag w/ ring (magical perhaps), null. DELETED: Chainmail (magical), null. DELETED: Hoe (magical), null. ADDED: Gold Key, . ADDED: Leather bag of holding, null. ADDED: Chainmail (elven), null. ADDED: Hoe of excavation, null.
Sean's Evil Twin is receiving the map crater layout...
Sean's Evil Twin has received the map crater layout.
Beth is receiving the map crater layout...
Beth has received the map crater layout.
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Fine, you open the next chest."
[DM] last two
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] um... k
[Beth] not on your life if it was booby trapped like the last one
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "It'll be on your life."
[Beth] unless we can figure out where the 'key' is
[Beth] Exactly... which is why I won't do it without the right gear or key
[DM] Kira moved 2'03".
[DEATH (mikE)] YOU COULD ALWAYS USE A SKELLITON KEY. IT'S WORKED FOR ME THUS FAR.
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Does that mean we pry it open with one of your bones then?
Bunny is receiving the map crater layout...
Bunny has received the map crater layout.
[DM] Sweetums moved 1'09".
BiBo!!!!!!!!! is receiving the map Control...
BiBo!!!!!!!!! has received the map Control.
Bunny is receiving the map Control...
Bunny has received the map Control.
[Beth] t
[Beth] ::chuckles:: it is a thought, but some of these things are a trifle more complicated than that
Beth is receiving the map Control...
Beth has received the map Control.
[DM] there you go new map
Lorie is receiving the map Control...
Lorie has received the map Control.
Katie is receiving the map Control...
Katie has received the map Control.
Christy is receiving the map Control...
Christy has received the map Control.
[DM (to GM only)] Pod moved 5'11".
[Arilyn (Christy)] so what section are we in?
[DM] J
mikE is receiving the map Control...
mikE has received the map Control.
[Beth] I am back at the keyboard.
BiBo!!!!!!!!! has left the game on Fri Apr 27 21:07:26 EDT 2007
[Beth] either I'm froze up or the map is all black
[DM] jsut a sec beth will resend to you
BiBo!!!!!!!!! has joined the game on Fri Apr 27 21:07:48 EDT 2007
[DM] Kira moved 2'02".
[DM] everyone good now?
[Beth] nope
[DM] how about now beth?
[Beth] nope
[DEATH (mikE)] ((I'M SO GOOD I'M GREAT
[DM] ok,
[DM] so only Beth can not see where you are?
[DM] chocolate fountains
[DM] and such?
[Beth] acts like it's loading then quits and I still have an hour glass
[DM] then you have to log off and back on
[DM] sorry
[Arilyn (Christy)] chocoalate fountains? I want one!
[DM] we will wait
[Beth] ugh, that much chocolate would make me ill
[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] what chocolate fountain?
Beth has left the game on Fri Apr 27 21:10:21 EDT 2007
[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] any amount of chocolate makes me ill
[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] well, psychosomatically ill
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] LOL
Beth has joined the game on Fri Apr 27 21:10:44 EDT 2007
Beth is receiving the map Control...
Beth has received the map Control.
[Beth] I am back at the keyboard.
[Beth] k, got it now
[DM] ok, so moving forward
[Beth] Kira moved 26'11".
[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] Ramone moved 30'01".
[DM] Crumbled stones and rents in the earth give way to an artificial space below the earth-a spherical chamber with half-collapsed, chipped, and powdered walls. A regular passage curves off to the southeast, but the most interesting feature of the chamber is the humanoidshaped depression carved into the nadir of the chamber. Within the depression lies a desiccated mind flayer, somehow preserved against complete rot and decay.
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums moved 5'10".
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums moved 4'03".
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Lethbron moved 4'08".
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums moved 28'04".
[DM] Christy is Hans watching?
[Arilyn (Christy)] sort of
[Arilyn (Christy)] why?
[DM] ok, just wondeing to count him tonight or not, grins
[Arilyn (Christy)] he's off and on because of the vomiting
[DM] hmmm, I think you should use clorox on the keyboard if he keeps doing that to it
[Arilyn (Christy)] he ususally handles that so I don't yak on the kids
[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] ::examines the corpse while hoping it's not some sort of undead trap::
[BiBo!!!!!!!!! (to GM only)] Ramone: Find/remove traps check:(d100) [93] 93. PROBABLY FAILS against (90) [90] 90
[Arilyn (Christy)] i have a weak stomach and tend to join in when the kids are sick
[DM] Player characters who take the time to observe the form notice that the creature’s head is attenuated and swept back, forming a visage even more feral and terrifying than that of a normal mind flayer. Also, discerning heroes may note that the tentacles Seem much longer than a standard mind flayer’s.
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] same here CHristy
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ((AFK))
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] it's not moving when I examine it is it?
[DM] no seems to be in some sort of stasis
[Beth] huh, a super illithid?
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] oh good. I'm going to take a hint from puppet master and stab this thing in the head
[DM] the two gypsies can make a roll along with the clerics
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] (1d10) [8] 8
[Beth] I think Katie was right and we'd better destroy the pieces of brain we have ::shudder::
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] what kinda roll?
[DM] intiution check
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: INU check: (d20) [8] 8. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (9) [9] 9!!!
[Beth] Kira: INU check: (d20) [10] 10. PROBABLY FAILS against (5) [5] 5
[Beth] yeah, my intuition is pretty low right now
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Kylia Wolfslayer: INU check: (d20) [7] 7. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (18) [18] 18!!!
[DEATH (mikE)] DEATH: INU check: (d20) [18] 18. PROBABLY FAILS against (14) [14] 14
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] oh nothing to do with right now. it always is low
[DM] those that fail, hmmmm
[DM] those that make it
[Beth] ::eye::
[DEATH (mikE)] HMMMM
[DM] this reminds you of the mist wars
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] mist wars as in the vampire area we left behind?
[Beth] hhhmmmmm
[DM] yes
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] well, I'm glad I'm stabbing this thing then. When I'm done I'm dragging the body outside
[DM] jsut be sure everyone knows what you are doing
[Beth] who's got the brain parts?
[Arilyn (Christy)] great. should we be expecting vampires around here?
[DEATH (mikE)] WE SHOULD WAKE THIS.
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] yeah, that
[Arilyn (Christy)] wake it?
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] take it outside and burn it
[DEATH (mikE)] AYE, KEKE.
[DEATH (mikE)] NO NO, WAKE THE TING UP.
[Beth] WHY???
[DEATH (mikE)] AFTER ALL, HUMAN VAMPIRES ARE THE ENEMIES OF HUMANS
[DEATH (mikE)] AND ELVEN VAMPIRES ARE THE ENEMIES OF ELVES
[DEATH (mikE)] SO AN ILLITHID VAMPIRE IS PROBABLY THE ENEMY OF THE ILLITHIDS.
[Arilyn (Christy)] illthid vampires as enemies of the illithid
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Vampires are typically the enemies of all living things, not terribly picky about who they kill."
[DEATH (mikE)] MAKES SENSE, YAH?
[Arilyn (Christy)] will it only eat the illthid?
[DEATH (mikE)] OH, WELL I'LL BE FINE, DEN.
[Beth] I doubt it
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "You can hope that and get eaten..."
[Beth] ::dryly:: yeah, DEATH, YOU will be fine, but your vacation will come to an abrupt halt since you'll have to deal with our dead carcasses
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Lets get this thing outside."
[DEATH (mikE)] NO NO, THE PROCESS IS MOSTLY AUTOMATIC
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Preferably with a wooden stake in it."
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] How about a Flamestrike and we don't have to move it
[DEATH (mikE)] I ONLY HAVE TO SHOW UP FOR DE ODD ONES.
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Oh it'll recover from a flamestrike."
[Beth] and your point is???
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Won't recover from sunlight."
[DEATH (mikE)] I CAN JUST GO VACATION IN A WARMER SPOT.
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I hope."
[Beth] DEATH, I do believe we are a veritable troop of 'odd' ones
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I think I have a sunlight spell :: goes to check ::
[DM] flame strike will make this a fairly warm spot
[DEATH (mikE)] AND YOU ALL CAN MOVE ON TO WHERE EVER YOU CHOOSE TO GO TO.
[DEATH (mikE)] OH, BUT ADVENTURERS DIE ALL DE TIME. COPPER A DOZEN, REALLY.
[Beth] so, you'll have to deal with us and ruin your vacation
[DEATH (mikE)] ALTHOUGH DERE WAS DIS ONE ODD WIZARD I'VE BEEN KEEPING MY EYE ON.
[Beth] since we are a rather eclectic bunch of oddballs
[DEATH (mikE)] HE'S NUCKIN FUTZ.
[DEATH (mikE)] ::SHRUGS::
[Beth] lol, sounds familiar, I may know him
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay well on the upside...I have that spell..on the downside...I have to be outside to cast it :: laughs ::
[Beth] um, .... ok
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Well, then lets take it outside and hope for the best."
[Beth] Kira moved 34'07".
[DEATH (mikE)] I STILL THINK DIS IS A MISTAKE.
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Well ... I can always try to turn him
[DEATH (mikE)] IT WOULD BE INTERESTING TO TALK TO HIM.
[DM] it is in stasis
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "How about I stake him, and while staking him, you turn him? Hopefully you drive it outside if it gets up."
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Roll #1: (d20) [2] 2
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::grabs a torch, sharpens it and stakes the corpse::
[Arilyn (Christy)] so are we waking up and then killing he vampire illithid?
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] hopefully not
[DM] for the turning roll that is a no
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] okay, and does it do anything when staking it? wake up to die? yell at bob for watching baseball instead of dming?
[DM] debating
[DM] I think I get to attack you
[DM] as you are staking me
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] why?
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] is it conscious?
[DM] when you stab me
[DM] that interupts the stasis
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] when I stab it, it's been stabbed
[DM] so I get the attack back
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] so unless it's capable of attacking post stab, it shouldn't be able to attack
[Beth] the only reason for attacking back would be that the staking didn't work
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] now, if the staking doesn't kill it, then it'd get to attack
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] unless you're gonna rule that we get to attack for a round after dying :)
[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay sorry... ACD needs to head to sleep now... I'm umm...doing fiery stuff to the vamp and trying to find my own makeshift Mr. Pointy
[Lorie] I am away from the keyboard.
[DM] ok, so
[DM] here is the sequence of events
[DM] you break the stasis by attacking it
[DM] you DRIVE a state into its heart
[DM] killing it
[DM] it wakes at the same time
[DM] it regenerates at the beginning of round two
[DM] to full hit points again
[DM] so it is staked
[DM] but now
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] it just doesn't care about staking
[DM] you have an awake and MAD vampire
[DM] Combat has begun!
[DM] ROUND: 0
[DEATH (mikE)] DEATH: Initiative:(d10-+2+10) [9-2+10] 17
[DM] putting a normal illithid on the map
[DM] to target and such
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] well good, stupid illithid vampires not staking likea real vampire
Katie has left the game on Fri Apr 27 21:34:30 EDT 2007
[Beth] Kira: Initiative:(d10+10-+2) [2+10-2] 10
[Arilyn (Christy)] great. now we have o fight a vampire illithid?!?
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone moved 9'10".
[DM] the normal attacks and defenses are there an ssuplimented
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: Initiative:(d10+10-+3-2) [8+10-3-2] 13
[Arilyn (Christy)] Arilyn: Initiative:(d10+10-+0) [1+10-0] 11
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Initiative:(d10+20-+3) [5+20-3] 22
[DM] Black Suits #3: Initiative:(d10+10) [7+10] 17
[DM] ROUND: 1
[DM] Kylia Wolfslayer: Initiative:(d10(+10-+0)) [3(10-0)] 13
[DM] ok, so the vampire is "dead" at the beginning of the round
[DM] but it did not shrivel up and die like you expected
[DM] INIT: 10 GOING: Kira
[Beth] BURN IT!!!
[Beth] holding action
[DM] INIT: 11 GOING: Arilyn
[DM] INIT: 13 GOING: Kylia Wolfslayer
[DM] INIT: 13 GOING: Ramone
[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] Ramone targets Black Suits #3. Distance: 10'07"
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: Attack #1: Black Death (charged): (15-(d20+5++0)) [15-(2+5+0)] 8. Probably MISSES Black Suits #3 (AC FINAL: 4)
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: Attack #1: Black Death (charged): (15-(d20+5++0)) [15-(8+5+0)] 2. PROBABLY HITS Black Suits #3 (AC FINAL: 4)!!!
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: Damage v SM: Black Death (charged): (1d4*4+(5++0)*4) [4*4+(5+0)*4] 36 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] added to: Black Suits #3
[DM (to GM only)] Black Suits #3's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 21 (-36) - Heavily Wounded
[DM] INIT: 17 GOING: Black Suits #3
[DM] Black Suits #3 targets Ramone. Distance: 10'07"
[DM] debate on mirror image and tentcle attacks
[Beth] isn't the illithid dead this round?
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] well, it's getting up, presumably.
[DM] it was at the beginning of the round
[DM] and rearing up to attack the person with the pointy object
[DM] or the one that left the pointy object in a not so comfortable place
[Beth] ah, ok, I thought you said it would be coming back to life in round 2
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] cuz there's a comfortable place to shove pointy objects
[DM] this is round 2 for that
[DM] Black Suits #3: Attack #1: Natural Attack: (9-(d20+0)) [9-(19+0)] -10. PROBABLY HITS Ramone (AC FINAL: -2)!!!
[DM] does that hit?
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] (1d6) [4] 4
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] nope
[DM] Black Suits #3: Attack #1: Natural Attack: (9-(d20+0)) [9-(2+0)] 7. Probably MISSES Ramone (AC FINAL: -2)
[DM] Black Suits #3: Attack #1: Natural Attack: (9-(d20+0)) [9-(16+0)] -7. PROBABLY HITS Ramone (AC FINAL: -2)!!!
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] (1d5) [4] 4
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] nope
[DM] Black Suits #3: Attack #1: Natural Attack: (9-(d20+0)) [9-(20+0)] -11 [CRITICAL HIT]
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] (1d4) [1] 1
[DM] Black Suits #3: Attack #1: Natural Attack: (9-(d20+0)) [9-(13+0)] -4. PROBABLY HITS Ramone (AC FINAL: -2)!!!
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] yep
[DM] and the second?
[DM] you still have images right?
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] yep
[DM] ok, so two hits,
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] well 1 hit
[DM] Black Suits #3: Damage v SM: Natural Attack: (2d1) [(1+1)] 2 added to: Ramone
[DM] Black Suits #3: Damage v SM: Natural Attack: (2d1) [(1+1)] 2 added to: Ramone
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] but it's a crit so 2x damage
[DM] Ramone's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 54 (-4) - Lightly Wounded
[DM] and minus 2 levels
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] yaay.
[Arilyn (Christy)] ouch.
[DM (to GM only)] Black Suits #3's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 24 (3) - Heavily Wounded
[DM] (2d8) [(3+7)] 10
[DM (to GM only)] Black Suits #3's Current Hit Points: adjusted to 34 (10) - Moderately Wounded
[Arilyn (Christy)] a level drianing vampire illithid. that is just hilarious
[DM] ok,
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] well, most vampires drain levels
[DM] so it hits you with one of its four tentcles
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] some drain other things
[DM] does that damage, drains 2 levels, and regens that amount fo damage
[DM] INIT: 17 GOING: DEATH
[DM] still has the stake in him by the way
[DM] INIT: 22 GOING: Sweetums
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums moved 38'03".
[Sean's Evil Twin] Sweetums targets Black Suits #3. Distance: 24'01"
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Attack #1: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (13-(d20+3+1+2)) [13-(19+3+1+2)] -12. PROBABLY HITS Black Suits #3 (AC FINAL: 4)!!!
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Attack #1: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (13-(d20+3+1+2)) [13-(15+3+1+2)] -8. PROBABLY HITS Black Suits #3 (AC FINAL: 4)!!!
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Damage v SM: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (2*(d12)++7+2+2) [2*(11)+7+2+2] 33 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] added to: Black Suits #3
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Damage v SM: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (2*(d12)++7+2+2) [2*(11)+7+2+2] 33 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] added to: Black Suits #3
[DM (to GM only)] Black Suits #3's Current Hit Points: adjusted to -32 (-66) - Dead
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] (2d20) [(14+1)] 15
[Beth] get it outside before it comes back to 'life'
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::drags it outside::
[DM] ok
[Arilyn (Christy)] can we cut off it's head or something?
[DM] it starts to disolve in the sunlight
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Mmmmm ... calimari!
[DM] Time of Day: 09:00 AM. Day 22 Ced ___ se, Kye {Late Winter} 22nd, 2006.
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] that'll be our or something :)
[DM] so Ramone is down two levels now
[Arilyn (Christy)] alright. at least it's dead now.
[DM] Combat has finished.
BiBo!!!!!!!!! has left the game on Fri Apr 27 21:51:35 EDT 2007
BiBo!!!!!!!!! has joined the game on Fri Apr 27 21:51:41 EDT 2007
[DM] ok
[DM] so
BiBo!!!!!!!!! is receiving the map Control...
BiBo!!!!!!!!! has received the map Control.
[DM] first room in this section
[DM] moving on?
[Beth] Kira moved 40'07".
[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] "Hopefully we don't see more than that one, but just in case, sweetums stick close."
Arie has joined the game on Fri Apr 27 21:54:02 EDT 2007
[Beth] Kira moved 63'06".
[Arilyn (Christy)] so now we know to go straight for the sun
Arie is receiving the map Control...
Arie has received the map Control.
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums moved 34'04".
[DM] Crumbled stones and rents in the earth give way to an artificial space below the earth-a spherical chamber with half-collapsed, chipped, and powdered walls. A regular passage curves off to the northeast and northwest, but the most interesting feature of the chamber is the humanoidshaped depression carved into the nadir of the chamber. Within the depression lies a desiccated mind flayer, somehow preserved against complete rot and decay.
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Great... another one."
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Do we have negative plane protection by any chance?"
[Sean's Evil Twin] Sweetums targets Black Suits #4. Distance: 31'05"
[Arilyn (Christy)] well what did we learn from the last one?
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Attack #1: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (13-(d20+3+1+2)) [13-(13+3+1+2)] -6. PROBABLY HITS Black Suits #4 (AC FINAL: 4)!!!
[Beth] can we just move him straight outside without disturbing him?
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Attack #1: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (13-(d20+3+1+2)) [13-(20+3+1+2)] -13 [CRITICAL HIT]
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Attack #1: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (13-(d20+3+1+2)) [13-(13+3+1+2)] -6. PROBABLY HITS Black Suits #4 (AC FINAL: 4)!!!
[DM] too late
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Damage v SM: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (2*(d12)++7+2+2) [2*(8)+7+2+2] 27 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] added to: Black Suits #4
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Damage v SM: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (2*(d12)++7+2+2) [2*(2)+7+2+2] 15 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] added to: Black Suits #4
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Damage v SM: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (2*(d12)++7+2+2) [2*(8)+7+2+2] 27 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] added to: Black Suits #4
[DM (to GM only)] Black Suits #4's Current Hit Points: adjusted to -12 (-69) - Dead
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] (2d20) [(4+8)] 12
[Beth] outside quick!!!
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Attack #1: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (13-(d20+3+1+2)) [13-(17+3+1+2)] -10
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Damage v SM: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (2*(d12)++7+2+2) [2*(1)+7+2+2] 13 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Attack #1: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (13-(d20+3+1+2)) [13-(8+3+1+2)] -1
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Damage v SM: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (2*(d12)++7+2+2) [2*(8)+7+2+2] 27 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]
[Arilyn (Christy)] all right then. Let's get this thing outside
[DM (to GM only)] Black Suits #4's Current Hit Points: adjusted to -52 (-40) - Dead
[Beth] ::drag::
[DM] Time of Day: 10:00 AM. Day 22 Ced ___ se, Kye {Late Winter} 22nd, 2006.
[Beth] ::sort of:: ::huff... puff::
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] dust then?
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Oh here ...
Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin) picks up the body, jogs outside
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] dumps into full sunlight.
[Beth] Whew! Thanks, Sweetums
[DM] Crumbled stones and rents in the earth give way to an artificial space below the earth-a spherical chamber with half-collapsed, chipped, and powdered walls. A regular passage curves off to the southwest, but the most interesting feature of the chamber is the humanoidshaped depression carved into the nadir of the chamber. Within the depression lies a desiccated mind flayer, somehow preserved against complete rot and decay.
[Beth] Kira moved 64'05".
[Beth] Kira moved 26'10".
[DM] ok, so two dead illithis vampire
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums moved 49'08".
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums moved 20'04".
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums moved 13'02".
[Beth] Kira moved 4'01".
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums moved 7'00".
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums moved 10'08".
[Beth] peeks into other room to the left
[DM] Black Suits #5 moved 1'06".
[DM] Sweetums targets Black Suits #5. Distance: 27'10"
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Attack #1: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (13-(d20+3+1+2)) [13-(12+3+1+2)] -5. PROBABLY HITS Black Suits #5 (AC FINAL: 4)!!!
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Attack #1: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (13-(d20+3+1+2)) [13-(5+3+1+2)] 2. PROBABLY HITS Black Suits #5 (AC FINAL: 4)!!!
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Damage v SM: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (2*(d12)++7+2+2) [2*(6)+7+2+2] 23 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] added to: Black Suits #5
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Damage v SM: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (2*(d12)++7+2+2) [2*(7)+7+2+2] 25 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] added to: Black Suits #5
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Attack #1: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (13-(d20+3+1+2)) [13-(11+3+1+2)] -4. PROBABLY HITS Black Suits #5 (AC FINAL: 4)!!!
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Attack #1: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (13-(d20+3+1+2)) [13-(10+3+1+2)] -3. PROBABLY HITS Black Suits #5 (AC FINAL: 4)!!!
[DM] This large area is dimly lit by the faintest of crimson illumination spilling over the edges of a central pool some 30 feet in diameter. While dust, crumbled rock, and other debris cover most of the floor, the pool itself seems relatively clear of fallen masonry. However, PCs who look closely at the pool can see a large mass of some indeterminate object floating just below the surface. Thrusting up from the southernmost portion of the pool is a thin iron rod, topped by a crystal container. A small lump of brain tissue lies within the container.
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Damage v SM: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (2*(d12)++7+2+2) [2*(9)+7+2+2] 29 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] added to: Black Suits #5
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Damage v SM: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (2*(d12)++7+2+2) [2*(6)+7+2+2] 23 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED] added to: Black Suits #5
[DM (to GM only)] Black Suits #5's Current Hit Points: adjusted to -43 (-100) - Dead
[Beth] backpedals
[Beth] Kira moved 3'02".
[DM] lol
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Attack #1: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (13-(d20+3+1+2)) [13-(18+3+1+2)] -11
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Damage v SM: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (2*(d12)++7+2+2) [2*(8)+7+2+2] 27 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]
[Beth] YIKES!
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Attack #1: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (13-(d20+3+1+2)) [13-(7+3+1+2)] 0
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Damage v SM: Giant-kin halberd of Speed +2: (2*(d12)++7+2+2) [2*(11)+7+2+2] 33 [ROLL WAS MODIFIED]
Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin) picks up remains
[DM (to GM only)] Black Suits #5's Current Hit Points: adjusted to -93 (-50) - Dead
[Beth] grab body and run for outside
Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin) jogs outside and dumps it in sunlight.
[Beth] I have no idea what this is ::points to opening behind her::
[Beth] but it don't look good
[Arilyn (Christy)] Arilyn moved 51'06".
[Beth] looks kinda like a HUGE brain type thing
[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] so does this crystal box look like the indestructable one from before?
[DEATH (mikE)] ::PULLS OUT HIS BOTTLE:: LOOK DERE, LITTLE ONE. IT'S BEIN' YER MOMMA. SORT OF.
[Arilyn (Christy)] brb-gotta put the sick kid to bed
[Christy] I am away from the keyboard.
[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] yes? no?
[DM] sights
[DM] no
[DM] yes
[DM] both
[DM] it is not the same as before
[DM] but it looks similar to you
[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] alrighty then
[Beth] brb light bulb blew
[Beth] I am away from the keyboard.
[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] ::tosses a rock at the container::
[BiBo!!!!!!!!!] Ramone moved 82'00".
[DM] the rock bounces off
[DM] and you see vague stirrings in the liquid there now
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Oh good. Sweetums, kill it please?"
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] What does the surface of the ... thing, looklike?
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums moved 11'05".
[DM] Sempiternal moved 24'00".
[Sempiternal] hello
[Beth] I am back at the keyboard.
[Beth] back
[Sempiternal] the image represents what it sounds like in your minds
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Oh. Well good. You're not about to attempt to make us dead. Hello."
[Beth] ::mutters:: "not yet, anyway"
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "You are?"
[Sean's Evil Twin] Sweetums targets Sempiternal. Distance: 37'00"
[Sempiternal] Semiternal
[Sempiternal] and you are?
[Sempiternal] where are you from?
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] So, tell me when Ramone ...
[DEATH (mikE)] I AM DEATH. BUT DON'T WORRY. I'M NOT HERE FOR YOU TODAY. I'M ON VACATION.
[Sempiternal] you are sub-optimal
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I am Ramone from outside. Are your intentions peaceful?"
[DEATH (mikE)] WELL, NO ONE IS PERFECT.
[Sempiternal] what do you mean my intentions?
[DEATH (mikE)] BUT I TRY MY BEST.
[Beth] uh, oh, I don't like the sound of that
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Your plans for the future."
[Sempiternal] who are you and why are you here?
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Surely you have some."
[DEATH (mikE)] I TOLD YOU. I AM DEATH. I AM ON VACATION FROM MY WORK.
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I said I'm Ramone. I'm here... well I'm not really sure why I'm here but since you're here, talking to you seems to be as good a goal as any."
[DEATH (mikE)] I NEED THEM FROM TIME TO TIME. I GET MY FINGERS WORKED TO DE BONE. ::SHOWS HIS SKELETAL HANDS::
[Beth] Somehow, DEATH, I don't think she's heard of you...
[Sempiternal] DEATH moved 97'02".
[Sempiternal] Kylia Wolfslayer moved 99'11".
[Sempiternal] Lethbron moved 56'09".
[DEATH (mikE)] OH, DAT'S OKAY. DEY ALL MEET ME AT ONE POINT OR ANNOTHER.
[Sempiternal] Arilyn moved 86'06".
[Sempiternal] Lethbron moved 88'01".
[Sempiternal] everyone save verus spell
[Beth] ::sighs:: great
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: Magical Spell save: (d20) [5] 5. PROBABLY FAILS against (11) [11] 11
[Beth] Kira: Magical Spell save: (d20) [6] 6. PROBABLY FAILS against (12) [12] 12
[DEATH (mikE)] DEATH: Magic Resistance check:(d100) [5] 5. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (90) [90] 90!!!
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Magic Resistant check:(d100) [64] 64. PROBABLY FAILS against (15) [15] 15
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: Magical Spell save: (d20) [6] 6. PROBABLY FAILS against (13) [13] 13
[Sempiternal] Arilyn: Magical Spell save: (d20) [1] 1. PROBABLY FAILS against (10) [10] 10
[Sempiternal] Kylia Wolfslayer: Magical Spell save: (d20) [10] 10. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (10) [10] 10!!!
[Sempiternal] so Death and Kylia made their saves
[Sempiternal] so it seems to pause for a moment
[Sempiternal] and it reads your thoughts
[Sempiternal] it concentrates on ramone
[Sempiternal] and kira
[Sempiternal] you want to destroy those three pieces?
[Sempiternal] everyone can hear that
[Sempiternal] in yoru minds
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "We do? We've no idea what we want to do with them."
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "It was one possible idea though."
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "The other is to put them together."
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Do you know what they are then?"
[Sempiternal] of course
[Sempiternal] but I know you will keep yoru word also
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "What word is that?"
[Sempiternal] that you will reseal up that breach in the wall
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "The one we just walked through?"
[Beth] HHmmppfff::
[Sempiternal] yes
[DEATH (mikE)] ISN'T THE WORD IT?
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "We gave our word to reseal it?"
[Sempiternal] not yet
[DEATH (mikE)] I THOUGHT IT WAS. IT IS, ISN'T IT?
[Beth] Everyone knows a Gypsy's word isn't as good as the air used to speak it
[Sempiternal] but you will if I help you destroy those three pieces
[Sempiternal] along with the fourth one that I have here
[Beth] Why would you do that?
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Well, what do they do?"
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "And why should they be destroyed?"
[Sempiternal] you would give your word to reseal that?
[Sempiternal] they should not be destroyed
[Sempiternal] but you want to
[Sempiternal] and I want something else
[Sempiternal] we can make a deal
[Beth] we want to protect our world
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "What would putting them together do then?"
[Christy] I am back at the keyboard.
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "We're not sure what we want to do with them, but we know we want to collect them because they seem important. So either way we have to get that one you have."
[Sempiternal] it depends on what you want to do with them
[Sempiternal] they work in several manners
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Very well, what are these manners?"
[Sempiternal] they can control others
[Sempiternal] they can commicate between each other
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "What is their significance?"
[Sempiternal] they are a control device
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "And they work individually?"
[Sempiternal] no
[Sempiternal] only between each other
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "So... they can only control each other?"
[Sempiternal] when used by the proper beings
[Sempiternal] you are not advanced enough
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Ah, so they can't be used by just anyone."
[Sempiternal] perhaps when you are smarter
[DEATH (mikE)] MAYBE WE CAN FEED THEM TO THE BABY. MAKE IT GROW UP NICE AND SMART
[Beth] ::warning bells sound in head::
[Sempiternal] what baby?
[Beth] When?
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "So... by sealing this room you mean just put a wall up then?"
[DEATH (mikE)] THIS ONE.
[DEATH (mikE)] I HAVE BEEN THINKING OF A NAME FOR IT.
[Arilyn (Christy)] did I miss something with a baby while my kid was vomiting?
[DEATH (mikE)] PERHAPS YOU COULD NAME IT SOMETHING APPROPRIATE?
[Sempiternal] fi you give me that child
[Beth] baby illithid that DEATH has been packing around for awhile
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ((he's been carrying around an illithid tadpole in a jar since we rescued you guys from the illithid lair))
[Sempiternal] then I will destroy this fourth section for you as well
[DEATH (mikE)] WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH IT?
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I thought you wanted the room sealed."
[Sempiternal] devour it
[DEATH (mikE)] I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO BEING A FATHER.
[DEATH (mikE)] OH.
[DEATH (mikE)] WELL I'M MORE CURIOUS TO REAR THIS THAN TO HAVE THAT BRAIN DESTROYED.
[DEATH (mikE)] ::SHRUGS::
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Oh, sounds good. Think of this as a learning experience for the child."
[Sempiternal] it shall be part of me
[DEATH (mikE)] PERHAPS AFTER I GROW TIRED OF IT IN THE FUTURE WE CAN MAKE THE DEAL.
[Beth] what does it gain by devouring the child
[Sempiternal] and will grow to be better than it ever could be
[Sempiternal] with you
[Beth] that's what I was afraid of
[Sempiternal] your inferior intellect will not let it reach its full potential
[DEATH (mikE)] BUT WITH ME IT CAN LEART TO HARVEST SOULS. I WILL EVEN FASSION FOR IT A LITTLE SCYTHE. WHEN IT GETS HANDS.
[Arilyn (Christy)] so it wants the baby illithid?
[Beth] yes
[DEATH (mikE)] BY THE WAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN HERE ANYWAY?
[Beth] I"m worried that it will spawn an entire new race with the one sample
[Arilyn (Christy)] a super brain illithid
[Arilyn (Christy)] that's just what we need
[Beth] precisely
[Sempiternal] I give you my word I will not leave this room if you reseal it
[Sempiternal] until the stars stop shining
[Beth] YOU may not, but what of your progeny?
[Sempiternal] I will devour it,
[DEATH (mikE)] I DON'T THINK YOU'D DO WELL OUTSIDE YOUR TANK ANYWAY. WHAT OF YOUR INFLUENCE UPON THE WORLD ON MOTHER BRAIN?
[Arilyn (Christy)] yeah, you might not leave this room but what about Junior there
[Sempiternal] there will be no progeny
[DEATH (mikE)] YOU WISH TO SEE YOUR KIND ENDED?
[Beth] you endeavor to make the stars stop shining
[DEATH (mikE)] NO MORE ILLITHIDS TO DO YOUR BIDDING? IF YOU LIKE I CAN SIMPLY TAKE YOUR SOUL NOW AS IT SOUNDS LIKE A ROUND ABOUT WAY OF KILLING YOURSELF.
[Sempiternal] I will not die
[DEATH (mikE)] ALL TINGS DIE. EVEN GODS.
[DEATH (mikE)] ONLY DEATH IS TRULY ETERNAL.
[DEATH (mikE)] ::STANDS TALL WITH SOME PRIDE::
[Sempiternal] only when the stars die shall I cease
[Beth] why is this?
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Because all existance is likely also ceased."
[Sempiternal] (make an intu check)
[Arilyn (Christy)] who?
[Sempiternal] (beth)
[Beth] Kira: INU check: (d20) [16] 16. PROBABLY FAILS against (5) [5] 5
[Sempiternal] or anyone who wants I suupose
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] Sweetums: WIS check: (d20) [4] 4. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (6) [6] 6!!!
[Beth] all things considered I suppose it's a moot point to even bother rolling an inu check for me
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] Ramone: INU check: (d20) [19] 19. PROBABLY FAILS against (9) [9] 9
[Arilyn (Christy)] Arilyn: WIS check: (d20) [7] 7. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (10) [10] 10!!!
[DEATH (mikE)] DEATH: INU check: (d20) [8] 8. PROBABLY SUCCEEDS against (14) [14] 14!!!
[Sempiternal] you can conjecture that this is an undead mother brain, normal mother brains live for thousands of years
[Beth] so, sunlight won't work on her?
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Oh it might, but you try and get it outside."
[Arilyn (Christy)] (does anyone else see the weirdness of who we're encountering here?)
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "It's not harming anyone other than illithids. I'm fine leaving it."
[Beth] I'd guess that it would be easier to use a can opener and open the top of this 'ship'
[Arilyn (Christy)] (undead mother brain?!!?)
[Beth] ((yeah, but we're used to Bob's little oddities)) ::grins::
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[Sempiternal] as everyone digests what is happening
[Beth] why does the word 'digest' give me the willies?
[DEATH (mikE)] ::SHRUGS::
[DEATH (mikE)] SEEMS TO ME YOU ARE LIKE A YOUNG HUMAN. SHIFTLESS AND GOALLESS.
[Arilyn (Christy)] (vampire illthids?!)
[DEATH (mikE)] IF YOU HAD A MOTHER SHE'D BE WHAPPING YOU UPSIDE YOUR BRAIN AND TELLIN' YOU TA GO GET A JOB LIKE A RESPONCIBLE BRAIN.
[Sempiternal] if I was like other mother brains I would be taking over the world
[DEATH (mikE)] INSTEAD OF SITTING HERE EATING YOUR BABIES AND PLOTTING NOTING. WHERE IS YOUR AMBITION?
[Arilyn (Christy)] (these are crazy monsters Bob)
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Oh how dangerous can it be? It's specifically asking to destroy an illithid spawn and be sealed away from the world."
[Sempiternal] and destroying you as you walk in
[DEATH (mikE)] EXACTLY. WHY DID DE FIRE GO OUT OF YOU?
[DEATH (mikE)] DID DE UNDEATH MAKE YOU LAZY?
[Arilyn (Christy)] I don't buy it.
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Sure, encourage it to attack us. Because we so want that."
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::thwaps death::
[Arilyn (Christy)] I think the super undead mother brain has something in mind that we're too stupid to figure out
[Beth] I vote to seal it up and leave it be
[DEATH (mikE)] OH, DO AS YOU WISH. I LIKE DE IDEA OF HAVING A PET.
[Beth] She just 'vants to be left alone!
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Yes well, better to have it eaten now then to have the talk later."
[Beth] heheh
[DEATH (mikE)] OH, I CAN FIND PERFECTLY GOOD BRAINS FOR IT.
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I'm sure you can, it'll be happier here though."
[DEATH (mikE)] WE CAN HAVE DE OLD CULT MEMBERS DONATE SOME BEFORE DEY DIE. LORD KNOWS AFTER A CERTAIN AGE YOU DON'T USE YOUR BRAINS ANYWAY.
[Beth] it needs it's mommy, DEATH
[Sempiternal] what cult members
[DEATH (mikE)] I CAN ITS MOMMY.
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "How about you say goodbye to the nice little illithid spawn and we can get the last brain bit and head on our way."
[DEATH (mikE)] OH, DE CULT DE LIVE ILLITHIDS WERE USING TO GET BRAINS.
[DEATH (mikE)] YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT DE LIVE ONES PLOTTING SOMETING OR OTHER ROUND HERE?
[Arilyn (Christy)] i still think this is gonna come back to bite us
[Sempiternal] no,
[Sempiternal] I do not allow anyone to approach me here
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Oh, and for future reference, should we get our hands on more illithids, alive or dead, do you have need for them?"
[DEATH (mikE)] OH, DEY HAVE DIS SYMBOL DEY LIKE. ::THINKS IT REAL HARD::
[DEATH (mikE)] AND DEY ARE TRYING TO TAKE OVER DE WORLD OR SOMETING.
[Sempiternal] NO
[Sempiternal] move in the dark, grow and harvest
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Okay. Well we won't disturb you after we seal you up then."
[Sempiternal] if you seal up that wall
[Arilyn (Christy)] so what's so great about this little thing?
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Now to be clear, you mean just this wall here right?" ::points to the broken wall::
[Sempiternal] I will destroy those pieces for you
[Sempiternal] yes
[Sempiternal] just that wall
[Sempiternal] I had protectors to help guard
[Sempiternal] but you have caused me to loose them
[Arilyn (Christy)] so what do you do in here all day by yourself?
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Ah... Well for future reference, guardians work better when not in a stasis. Sorry about that, hope there's no hard feelings."
[Sempiternal] Sempitemal knows that its current state of existence is profane to all living illithids, and the last thing it desires is to see its living relatives retum to universal domination, as it wouldn’t live long after that fact.
[Beth] give it the baby, and seal it up please :)
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Oh good. We're in agreement then. Death, please give the nice brain the tadpole."
[Arilyn (Christy)] so this is a self preservation thing?
[DEATH (mikE)] I DON'T WANT TO.
[Beth] then we can get back to home and I can get my levels back
[DEATH (mikE)] I WANT TO KEEP IT.
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Well, anything that doesn't like the idea of illithids conquering the univers can't be all bad."
[DEATH (mikE)] I WILL TEACH DIS ONE NOT TO STRIVE FOR WORLD DOMINATION.
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Tell you what, I'll get you a new, better pet when we get back home."
[Beth] PLEASE, DEATH
[Arilyn (Christy)] so who's gonna arm wrestle death for the bottle?
[DEATH (mikE)] LIKE WHAT?
[DEATH (mikE)] I ALREADY HAVE A FLYING SKUNK.
[Beth] heh Melvin
[Arilyn (Christy)] maybe we can get you another one later
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Ah, but do you have a NONflying skunk?"
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Perhaps a little lady skunk?"
[DEATH (mikE)] WHO WANTS A NORMAL SKUNK?
[Arilyn (Christy)] did we kill all the tadpoles back in that cave?
[DEATH (mikE)] AND I LIKE DIS ONE.
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Pepe I'm sure wouldn't mind."
[Sempiternal] yes to christy, and even if not
[DEATH (mikE)] WE CAN BRING DE BRAIN DE OTHER ONE WE FIND.
[Sempiternal] you wiped out the illithids in that town
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Okay, how about you get the next hell hound we find?"
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "They make excellent pets."
[DEATH (mikE)] BUT DIS ONE WILL GROW UP AND BECOME INTELLIGENT.
[DEATH (mikE)] IT WILL HELP WITH DE HOUSEWORK.
[DEATH (mikE)] HELLHOUNDS BURN UP DE DRAPES
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Oh, you want something to do housework? How about we get you a nice pixie then?"
[DEATH (mikE)] YOU CAN GET ME A PIXIE?
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I can."
[Arilyn (Christy)] we'll be on the lookout for a baby abashi that you can teach to be good
[DEATH (mikE)] WHY WOULD A PIXIE COME AND SERVE ME?
[DEATH (mikE)] ::PEERS AT RAMONE::
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Why would an illithid do the same?"
[DEATH (mikE)] YOU ARE A GYPSIE. DE PROMISES OF YOU AREN'T WORTH DE BREATH DEY SPOKEN ON.
[DEATH (mikE)] BECAUSE I AM IT'S MOTHER.
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "You're missing a few things anatomically to be it's mother."
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Like tentacles."
[Arilyn (Christy)] alright, can we change personalities now?
[Beth] That's a fallacy, DEATH. Just because 'everyone' says it, doesn't make it true
[Sempiternal] lol
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "I've a feeling those personalities will be just as desirous of the thing."
[DEATH (mikE)] WEREN'T YOU DE ONE TO SAY THAT?
[Arilyn (Christy)] why are they alwyas so contrary. It gets tiresome always having to negotiate
[Beth] alright, you're trying to reason with DEATH
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Easier than reasoning with a crazy person."
[Arilyn (Christy)] the pirate always wnats to piulage at inopportune times.
[Beth] DEATH is not reasonable
[Beth] Ask anyone who's died
[Arilyn (Christy)] Faye wants to kill party members
[Arilyn (Christy)] the housewife chastises us
[Sempiternal] when you put it that way Christy
[Arilyn (Christy)] the arab guy calls us whores
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Okay, how about we go to wolfspack and buy you a nice pet homonculous?"
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Those are great for housework."
[Arilyn (Christy)] so why do we continue to do this/
[DEATH (mikE)] TELL YOU WHAT, YOU GET ME DE PIXIE, YOU CAN HAVE DE TADPOLE.
[Arilyn (Christy)] just give us the stupid tadpole so we can move on
[DEATH (mikE)] A PIXIE COULD BE FUN.
[Beth] I need to go, guys... this is going to take awhile and I'm really tired
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Well, due to the circumstances, we can't really give it to you right now. We'll have to give it over now, pixie later."
[Arilyn (Christy)] maybe we can leave DEATH and the tadpole locked up in here
[Arilyn (Christy)] she can have them both
[Sempiternal] have a good night Beth
[Beth] night
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] nighty beth
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[Arilyn (Christy)] Bye Beth
[DEATH (mikE)] AND HOW AM I TO TRUST YOU?
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "You can't."
[DEATH (mikE)] EXACTLY.
[DEATH (mikE)] NO ONE TRICKS DEATH.
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Does it really matter? Who cheats death?"
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] The IRS
[DEATH (mikE)] NOW, YOU GET ME A PIXIE, I GET YOU DE TADPOLE.
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "See, there aren't pixies here, and we don't want to have to return here."
[DEATH (mikE)] WE CAN MAKE DE WALL AND COME BACK ANYTIME.
[DEATH (mikE)] DE BRAIN PIECES AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE.
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "We can't teleport here."
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "So we have to trek the long way
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "And it's cold. I HATE cold."
[DEATH (mikE)] DAT SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL PROBLEM.
[Arilyn (Christy)] seriously-mother brain, would you take DEATH too?
[DM] if you really want me to I will,
[DM] he is not really worth anything
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] "Alright fine. Wait here."
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::leaves::
[DEATH (mikE)] ::SIGHS:: WHAT TRICK IS HE PLANNING NOW?
[Arilyn (Christy)] if he won't give up the tadpole we could wall him up in there too
[Sweetums (Sean's Evil Twin)] I think he's getting a Pixie.
[DEATH (mikE)] DAT IS FINE. I CAN GET OUT.
[DEATH (mikE)] MIGHT MAKE A NEW HOLE IN DE WALL, THOUGH.
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!) (to DM only)] I use phatasmal force to illusion up a pixie outside and come back with it flittering around me some 20 minutes later
[DM (to BiBo!!!!!!!!! only)] ok
[Sempiternal] Time of Day: 10:15 AM. Day 22 Ced ___ se, Kye {Late Winter} 22nd, 2006.
[Sempiternal] Time of Day: 10:30 AM. Day 22 Ced ___ se, Kye {Late Winter} 22nd, 2006.
[Sempiternal] so a while later
[Sempiternal] Ramone comes back
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] ::grumbles as a pixie flitters around his head:: "Alright. Pixie." ::points to it::
[Sempiternal] we do need to wrap up here
[Sempiternal] can continue the rest in email?
[DEATH (mikE)] SURE
[Sempiternal] very good game everyone
mikE has left the game on Fri Apr 27 23:08:10 EDT 2007
[Arilyn (Christy)] sounds good
[Ramone (BiBo!!!!!!!!!)] nighty
[Sempiternal] hope they recover Chrsity
Bunny has left the game on Fri Apr 27 23:08:20 EDT 2007
[Arilyn (Christy)] bye!
[Sempiternal] have a great night
BiBo!!!!!!!!! has left the game on Fri Apr 27 23:08:28 EDT 2007
[Arie] night Y'all
[Arilyn (Christy)] thanks
Arie has left the game on Fri Apr 27 23:08:50 EDT 2007
Sean's Evil Twin has left the game on Fri Apr 27 23:09:29 EDT 2007
Christy has left the game on Fri Apr 27 23:13:08 EDT 2007
