Chat Log - 2022 08 12 - Searching for Alexandria - Formatted - Story
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'Lorie' connected
BOB Hello Lorie
Lorie: Evening
Lorie: had to get myself setup for the evening
BOB chuckles
'Lisa' connected
'Carissa' connected
BOB Hello Lisa
BOB Hello Carissa
Lorie: Evening Ladies
Lisa: Hello all :)
BOB Where do the three of you want to take this tonight? There is the arena for the boxing but Carissa and Lorie have Elves over with the Eleven temple too
Carissa: Hi all!
BOB smiles with Carissa
Lisa: I'm good with what any one wants to do. My character's priority is the ship and anything else is just extra
Lorie: no one else going to be here?
Carissa: Mostly just trying to get what help, leads, gossip for me. Place for horses, any other useful information. If we need gold, maybe fortune telling, but that's up in the air.
Lisa: TMO and Michael should be ...
Carissa: and Lemon...
Carissa: It's only 5 after we got time.
Elven Priest : Yes we do
BOB Doh
BOB chuckles I have patience, ......
BOB How is the week Carissa?
BOB Where are the horses?
Lisa: we have easy 1000 gp out and we have 3000 in the room scroll so no one has to try to make cash today
BOB Horses
Lisa: NYC horses? that was a big story
Carissa: They *should* be here by 9 PM on Thursday which ,likely means they'll arrive at 2 AM that night. So I shouldn't be late, but if I don't nap on Friday, I'll likely only last an hour.
BOB chuckles, I did not see Dr Carissa in any story
Carissa: I'd be happy to keep it that way :P
BOB grins
Carissa: But we're getting one shipment after another so it'll be a busy weekend into a week.
Lisa: it is nice that the horses come to you rather than you having to go to the horses
Carissa: And then it's overrrrr
BOB Nice
Carissa: Very much so. Also want to keep it that way :)
BOB I am finished with Summer Learning
BOB so I am happy
Lorie: congrats!
Lorie: We passed our major state audit
Carissa: Nice!
Lorie: now we get ready for September and January implementation
Lorie: :)
BOB 104 or 108 programs since June
Lorie: that's a ton BOB
Lorie: On the horses, are they all rescues?
Lorie: That must be heartwrenching
BOB I know I broke 1,000 maybe 2,000 people attending my programs
BOB and yeah Carissa has a hard intake
Lorie: that's impressive engagement numbers
'Spring' connected
BOB Hello Spring
Lorie: we have Anna Shelter here that takes horses probably in lower numbers than what you see...
Lorie: Evening Spring
Carissa: Hi Spring!
Lisa: Hi Spring :)
Carissa: No. All imports. We have to quarantine them for a few days before they're allowed out in the world. Racing so in great shape.
Spring: hi hi
Lorie: Gotcha. Sounds like mentally exhausting work
BOB smiles with Spring
Carissa: Very much. The horses usually are okay. It's just the timing and sometimes the people that are difficult :)
BOB People being difficult?
BOB Shocked, I am Shocked
Spring: hahaha
Spring: name a being on this planet that is more difficult than humans. it's hard to think of one
BOB Zero
Spring: i am sure there must be some, but it's hard to think who it is
Lorie: raccoons
Lorie: they are difficult and usually ornery
Carissa: but at least they're cute
Lisa: so kept running into this story on my news pages and was wondering if I was getting foreshadowing: Watch a Common Snapping Turtle Brutally Take Down a 4-Foot Water Snake
BOB Nice
Lisa: but instead both try to take down a knarr
Carissa: Shhh don't give him ideas
BOB LOl
Lorie: I didn't see that one... I just saw the giant front that was rescued and had biting worm scars
Lisa: eek
Lorie: We push the boat salesperson in the water because they are pushy, leave the cash and set sail.. no negotiation or hard sales
Lorie: front = frog -- sorry it's been a LONG day
Lisa: hugs
Springity Thingity: hugs
BOB refilling and Emptying brb
Spring: i feel difficult and ornery
Lorie: I am sorry :hugs:
Lisa: Lanek is gonna have fun tonight!
Carissa: lol
Spring: i hope i can play him decently. it's not a smooth night at work and i have an ear infection. so my fingers are crossed
Spring: thanks though for the link about the game where dragons lick everything. i put it on my wish list
Spring: i have to make time for games. somewhere.
Lorie: sorry for ear infection... those are not fun at all
Spring: they are not. and this one has been persistent
Lorie: I have time for this, my blanket project, Stardew and the girls LOL on top of doing two jobs at work!
Lorie: Any idea what's causing it to linger?
Spring: skin problems, probably. i haven't much hull integrity in general
Lorie: Ugh, so sorry Spring, that is awful
Spring: so microbes take advantage
Lorie: who is the boat negotiator? Is that our famous traveler?
Lorie: Or someone else?
Spring: i assumed it would be Indigo
Spring: being an admiral and all
Lorie: okies
BOB I am back
Carissa: It'll depend if we follow all three leads or see if we aim for Buttercup. Then I'd guess Indigo plus whoever wants to help him. He asked Rae earlier about helping bargin, but others with persuasion may help as well.
Lisa: but if someone with persuasion or something like that wants to chime in that would be great
Lisa: yup
'Lemon' connected
BOB Hello Lemon
Lisa: Hi Lemon :)
Lemon: Hello friends!
Carissa: Hi Lemon!
Lorie: Welcome and bon appetit!
Lemon: lol thank you
Spring: hi Lemon!
Lemon: pork tenderloin with a fig and balsamic vinegar onion sauce, accompanied by roasted carrots and potatoes
Spring: oooooooo
Lemon: hands out plates
Spring: i'm working on pulled pork and field peas
Lisa: nice!
Carissa: feeds it to Knotty
BOB grins
Lemon: lol
Lorie: yum...
Lisa: Knotty. It's what's for dinner.
Spring: hahaha
Carissa: lol
Lorie: wild boar is too tough :X
Lemon: I'm not usually a fan of pork, but I've been getting a meal kit service and the pork tenderloin ones are always so good
BOB warm smile Lemon
BOB So we have two of the groups here, the Elven group (Carissa and Lorie) and the Women plus group (Spring, Lemon) and the group at the Inn, Howard and Indigo
BOB Which do you want to do first
Lemon: Wait, I thought we all went back to the inn
Carissa: and if not then finish elves then inn?
BOB The group off at the Elven Temple did not
Lemon: Oh, ok, then yeah, elves first
'TMO' connected
Lemon: Unless someone else is on a deadline and has to leave early, then that group first
Spring: i'm in no rush
Youtargim: Licornah, can you tell me more about this Elven tradition?
Lorie: :: blinks :: with Acolytes to greet you?
Lorie: Sure, when you arrive at an Elven temple, most have a greeter. My deity doesn't have a temple, so no Acolytes
Carissa (Raelynn): (don't forget to select Licornah :) )
Youtargim: What do you do for Spring?
TMO: mostly we give her a hard time
Youtargim: Back home lots of people celebrate .... proflicately
Lorie (Licornah): (Hey TMO)
BOB LOL TMO
Carissa (Raelynn): Hi TMO!
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol
Licornah: Oh, well since my family are farmers, we celebrate by planting crops?
'Michael' connected
Lisa: Hi TMO :)
Licornah: Silvermoon does have large festivals, but probably not like here
Youtargim: Planting is nice, that is a good fertile thought
BOB Hello Michael
Lorie (Licornah): (Evening Michael)
Carissa (Raelynn): (sweet! boxing match is now on)
Lisa: Hi Michael :)
Carissa (Raelynn): (Hi Michael!)
Bixi Fizzlebang: Yay, Michael! *logs into totally-not-evil sword character*
Spring: hi Michael!
Licornah: Raelynn might know what they do here better since she's visited, this is my first time to this town
Bixi Fizzlebang: ooc
Lorie (Licornah): (Evil sword: Let's off the boat salespeople and take the boat)
Michael: Storm slowed me down. Sorry. I'm here
Lemon (Reven / Lipthink (giant sword)): The sword is totally not evil!
Carissa (Raelynn): (is he... the baddie?)
BOB LOL
Lorie (Licornah): (Can we find a Boatvana ala Carvana and have it delivered? LOL)
Lemon (Reven / Lipthink (giant sword)): Omg, second that
Michael: Hey careful with Carvana
Michael: lol
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): This town needs to invent a boat vending machine
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): ship!
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ship vending machine!
Spring: hahahahahaha
BOB LOL with Lemon
Spring (Lanek): we're going to wind up yelling SHIP! randomly and indiscriminately
Michael: (So. does anyone need me to do anything off that bat?)
Michael: LOL
BOB Not yet Michael but in a little bit you are expected to win as they all bet on you
Michael: Oh crap. No pressure
Michael: I'll do my best
Michael: If it involves magic saves, you are all doomed
Carissa (Raelynn): (Craigh is taking you to a bare-knuckle match, you'll be fineeeeee)
TMO (Craigh): i assume magic knuckledusters are illegal
Michael: I mean...I'll try
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): TMO, You may test that assumption at your convenience
Lisa: it's just for fun and destressing - no worries
Michael: Alrighty :)
Craigh: I don't have magic knuckledusters to test with, and it won't be my noggin in the way
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Disagree Lisa. He has to win or the trip is DOOMED. DOOOOOOOOMED
Lisa: not sure why we are escalating from arm wrestling but anywho ...
Carissa (Raelynn): LOL
BOB So what we will be doing; 1 Elven temple, then 2 Lemon/Spring/TMO investigating then morning and Michael and et al will be at the Arena with competition
BOB and Carissa and Lorie (and Youtargim) GO
Lorie (Licornah): (what's the main temple here BOB?)
Michael (Talwin): Temple of Doom
Carissa (Raelynn): (we were visiting Hanali's temple specifically)
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): The best temple
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): is the doom one
BOB No main temple, there are 60+ churches crammed into this city
Carissa (Raelynn): (Hidden Temple?)
Michael (Talwin): lol
BOB but the Elven temple is out on the Eastern Islane
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Legends of the Hidden Temple a close second to The Temple of Doom, but I don't know that anyone else is in the right age range to know the wonders of Olmec
Raelynn: We'll just stop in for a bit to visit, see if maybe they can watch the horses and wagon while we're gone.
Raelynn: Maybe get some good gossip... I miss good gosip.
Youtargim: Back in my lands the Elves seem to celebrate Spring over the entire night
Youtargim: So I understand that I may be here over night with you two
Raelynn: Is... Spring actually notciable in a... desert?
Youtargim: I just want to be here to support you
Youtargim: Of course!
Youtargim: Spring brings fresh rains
Raelynn: I didn't think you had seasons there. Isn't it just dry and slightly less dry?
Youtargim: and there are plants that bloom
Youtargim: I am not sure I know the names of the flowers,
Licornah: :: looks around for an Acolyte or someone helpful ::
Youtargim: I am sorry
Youtargim: but yes you are right that it takes good eye to understand the differences
Elven Priest : Welcome strangers
Raelynn: Oh, that's fine. Bixi knows botany. I wouldn't necessarily recognize the names.
Elven Priest : How are you?
Elven Priest : Come enjoy our enclave
Licornah: I am Licornah, daughter of Lurue ... thank you for your welcome.
Raelynn: Your enclave?
Elven Priest : Lurue? I have not heard of... her?
Licornah: :: nod:: She hails from Silvermoon, far to the north of here.
Raelynn: Raelynn, Priestess of Hanali. And you, sir?
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): He looks a little like Bongo
Carissa (Raelynn): (the plot thickens....)
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): CIRCUS TEMPLE
Lorie (Licornah): (Bongo like UA Bongo?)
Elven Priest : I am an acolyte of Corellon Larethian
Carissa (Raelynn): (circus Bongo we met overnight who woke us with bongos)
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): that. she typed it faster.
Carissa (Raelynn): nods, "It is wonderful to meet you."
Raelynn: nods, "It is wonderful to meet you."
Raelynn: We were on our way to Hanali's Temple, although if my friends wanted to see others, you could perhaps help them?
Elven Priest : We do not celebrate differently here
Elven Priest : the Lords of Loosend have inflused us into having a single temple to celebrate all of our potential
Elven Priest : Influenced
Raelynn: For how long? I don't remember that back when I was here...
BOB Yes this priest has drums... I will leave you to that
Elven Priest : Warm smile it has been this way for decades
Raelynn: Oh. Um, maybe it was... our own celebration... ANYWAYS.
Elven Priest : You are thinking of just visiting your small enclave
Raelynn: Yes, sir. To see what friends remain, what gossip is to be had, and who can help us find someone to watch our horses when we go up river.
Raelynn: Celebrations will be for tomorrow
Raelynn: smiles
Elven Priest : I did not see any horses with you,
Elven Priest : but it is good you did not bring them
Raelynn: Oh no, they're back at the inn with my friends. We know better than take them with us here.
Elven Priest : there is a farm just north of the river who raises Hippogriffs, and they are often hungry
Raelynn: Do the Hippogriffs often come into the city...?
Elven Priest : Never
Elven Priest : But on the north bank of the river? it is not always advisable to let horses run free
Raelynn: That is very good to know. Thank you.
Raelynn: Um, unless you needed something from him, Licornah, we can head on our way to Hanali. Or if you want to see their preparations, you all can wait here.
Licornah: :: turns :: Thank you for your time... I wish you well in your celebration
Licornah: May the light of the elves be on you :: bows ::
Youtargim: Should I stay here? or go with you into the temple?
Raelynn: Still up to you. You're welcome either way.
Looks at the Elven Priest, Do you have a place for me to sleep
Elven Priest : You can stay here, your companions will go forward
Carissa (Raelynn): (are they staying the night in town?)
BOB So Rae and Licornah go to the Temple
BOB Youtargim stays at the entrance to the island and stays the night as the two stay with the Elven Temple
BOB jumping back to Spring, Lemon, TMO
TMO (Craigh): we weren't doing anything!
BOB You three are investigating then going back to Indio and Howard with what you find
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Dang, rushed that along
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Investigating what?
BOB if you are good with what you have then all is good, and you can explain at the Inn to Indigo and Howard
BOB grins
Spring (Lanek): trying to remember
TMO (Craigh): I remember visiting the slave market
Spring (Lanek): yes, that part we did already
BOB You did that part but did not tell anyone about
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I remember going to the brothel then being told to go back tomorrow, so I headed back to the inn, presumably to just like eat and be lazy or whatever
Lisa: want to wait til morning so everyone can share at once?
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): And I THOUGHT Akilah told someone?
BOB So Bixi has Brothel news to share, Craigh and Lanek have slave news to share
BOB nice idea Lisa
BOB MORNING,
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Could be misremembering that
BOB Everyone is back at the Inn, the two elves plus Youtargim come back from the Elven temple in the morning having spent the night there
Indigo: Good morning!
Indigo: Hope there is breakfast
BOB Bixi is exhausted from spending the night in the brothel
Lanek: grumbles
BOB and so talks in the morning
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Nothing you are saying is true
BOB Lanek and Craigh have news in the morning from the slave market
BOB and Talwin is ready to go to the Arena District and compete in the day's events
Indigo: I almost won a ship last night
BOB and morning in the Inn
Craigh: What kind of ship?
Indigo: It was really sad. I was winning all the way until we played for a ship
Lanek: almost only counts for horseshoes
Indigo: Don't know. Now I lost it, I'm not sure I want to know
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): The fates are cruel
Bixi Fizzlebang: The fates are cruel
Indigo: How was your nights?
Lanek: didn't whats-his-farts say if we can't get a ship we can use his?
Youtargim: I have to say the Elven temple has nice beds, but I did not get to see any of the celebrations inside
Indigo: That was the one I almost won
Indigo: You slept in the elven temple?
Youtargim: NBO
Youtargim: I did NOT sleep with Rae
Craigh: We've got a meet sometime this morning for a possible source of a boat, but I'm guessing it'll be very expensive.
Youtargim: I mean I did not sleep in the Elven Temple
Indigo: I didn't say that!
Raelynn: rolls eyes
Lanek: squints at the translator
Lanek: that's emphatic. that's too emphatic
Bixi Fizzlebang: I bet he wishes he did though
Bixi Fizzlebang: Akilah and I also got a lead on a boat. They told us to come back to the brothel today
Licornah: They were nice enough temples... a bit off, but folks were friendly and helpful.
Youtargim: It is the .... enjoyable emphatically enjoyable festival.... and I stayed outside, waiting and waiting while Rae and Licornah were inside
Raelynn: I was asking around to see if we could find a place for the horses.
Youtargim: Chuckles
Youtargim: Oh sorry you mean stables for horses,
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I am extremely disappointed we didn't get to see what the elf gossip was
Youtargim: Not
Raelynn: There is a hippogriff rancher to the north.
Youtargim: sorry
Carissa (Raelynn): (I haven't been told of any gossip)
BOB I depend on Lorie and Carissa to generate the gossip
Carissa (Raelynn): (which just means Rae's gonna burn book on site later if I have time which would be fun for her but didn't get me anywhere close to even a lead on the horses?????)
Lorie (Licornah): (so there was this acolyte who was hoping to date another acolyte...but their faith was lacking...whew! It's all they could talk about )
BOB Elves do not keep horses on their island is the lead you know
BOB Laughs with Lorie, see that is what Licornah should be sharing@
Lorie (Licornah): (and there is quite the scuttlebutt because they had to combine celebrations... lots of unhappy pointy ears)
Youtargim: Ahh Craigh, any leads?
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ok, but elves live a million years, surely they should have more information about who MIGHT keep horses?
Lorie (Licornah): (they told us... they feed horses to the Hippogryff farmer)
Youtargim: Talwin why are you so ..... buff? practicing? what are you planning on doing?
Lorie (Licornah): (chomp, chomp)
Michael (Talwin): I have no idea, because I just know I'm fighting in an arena?
Michael (Talwin): Is this like, gladiatoria combat?
Thistle: Craigh got him into the boxing match. For his anger issues.
Lisa (Indigo): why ruin the surprise?
BOB grins, TMO set me up, boxing matches, wrestling matches, etc.
Thistle: 'Cause, you know, he's angry a lot.
Michael (Talwin): (Talwin is good with a sword, not boxing...)
Nods in agreement with Thistle
Licornah: (LINK)
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vimZj8HW0Kg">(LINK)</a>
TMO (Craigh): do you want me to assume I already arranged it?
TMO (Craigh): when nobody was looking?
Thistle: Little kids usually punch pillows. Talwin is... an older kid.
Youtargim: Oh, Talwin, do you think your sword can help you if you are not using it?
Talwin: No?
Talwin: I mean, I'm sure it will critique me at every opportunity, but not exacrtly supersize me or anything
Thistle: You don't think it'll cheer you on? Wow.
Thistle: I thought y'all were, like, lovers or something.
Talwin: Looks baffeled
Talwin: What?
Talwin: I didn't say that?
BOB For TMO, Craigh has arranged for Talwin to have two boxing matches today, if he wins he moves on, based on weight class for one, and the other is open competivie
Thistle: shrugs
Thistle: You mumble things, though.
Thistle: Sometimes it sounds like, "OHHH sword, I love you SOOO much."
Youtargim: I mutter things to people I am interested in
Thistle: grins
casts a glance at Rae
Talwin: Blank faced
Thistle: starts making kissy faces
Youtargim: But I think that you can do well Talwin
Talwin: So when is the boxing match?
Youtargim: you need to just take a strong stand and face your fears
Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: What an idiot.
Thistle: What would I do without you? Oh, swordie, let's run off and marry.
Thistle: laughs to herself
Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: Do not let the snarky one get to you. She is jealous.
Lanek: snickers
Youtargim: Is anyone else going to participate with you Talwin?
Youtargim: Craigh or Lanek?
Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: Also if you ever try to call me Swordie, I will try to kill you in your sleep.
Thistle: Um, can Craigh with... you know?
Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): omeone up
Youtargim: They both seem to be good at fisticuffs
Lanek: cackles
Talwin: I have no idea. THis is the first I'm really hearing about this. I just know I need to beat s
Thistle: moves one arm up and down
Craigh: Right. Sir Talwin, your first match is after lunch, open competitive trials match. You have to win to move on. Later this evening you'll have another set for your weight category.
Lanek: cackles
Talwin: Okay
Lanek: can you see me prancin around a ring. no thank you
Lanek: plus it's hard to do it sneaky
Thistle: Like ya wouldn't cheat, Lanek?
Youtargim: I am not sure it is sneaky, just punching right?
Thistle: I wanna see what you'd do.
Lanek: aint no such thing as cheatin cuz aint no such thing as fair
Youtargim: OH
Craigh: they do the trial matches earlier, so weaker fighters are weeded out and the really good fights start happening later, to catch larger crowds.
Youtargim: Looks over at Howard
Youtargim: Is there a way you can help out Craigh?
Youtargim: Talwin does not need it
Youtargim: but Craigh might want a bit of assistance in his match
Lorie (Licornah): How I see Lanek fighting : (LINK)
Bixi Fizzlebang: Do they allow for an audience?
Thistle: Oh! What is Bixi made Craigh look like he has two arms and Howard gives the magic to make it punch?
Craigh: it may be a surprise to some, but I'm not much of a boxer.
Thistle looks shocked
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol lorie
Youtargim: There was a pretty big arena that I say when we went north through the city
Bixi Fizzlebang: Maybe we should go early... get good seats
BOB Images - Loosend will show you all the parts of the city you have been in so far
Bixi Fizzlebang: We should check out that brothel maybe... but I don't especially want to go back. It was very uncomfortable
Youtargim: Bixi do you think we should bet on Talwin winning?
Youtargim: You were in a brothel Bixi?
Bixi Fizzlebang: I don't know... I think he COULD win, but I think he might be too distracted talking to his sword
Bixi Fizzlebang: No, I waited outside
Youtargim: Did you .... encourage any interest?
Thistle makes kissy faces again at the mention of the sword
Bixi Fizzlebang: NO
Bixi Fizzlebang: Quit being so creepy
Youtargim: Waiting outside trying to bring customers inside is a big job
Indigo: You could hand out circus flyers
Craigh: about as important as recruiting fighters for the arenas.
Bixi Fizzlebang: You know what Yout... I've learned quite a few spells that I haven't really had a chance to perfect. Maybe you would like to try getting your feet sunken into a stone floor and trapped there?
Youtargim: It is ok if you did not do that well on your first time, lots of people have a hard time their first time, it is nothing to be embarassed about
Raelynn: Yout... what did I say about putting your foot in your mouth?
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Can I cast an allergy field on him please?
Bixi Fizzlebang: Bixi Fizzlebang tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)
Youtargim: I am trying to be helpful and supportive
Raelynn: Now, I don't judge those who work those places, but has Bixi ever given you the impression that's what she's into?
Bixi Fizzlebang: Bixi Fizzlebang tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)
Bixi Fizzlebang: Bixi Fizzlebang cast a spell NOT memorized.
Bixi Fizzlebang: [CAST] Allergy Field
Bixi Fizzlebang: [SAVE VS] Allergy Field
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT I'M DOING IT. JUST COUNT THAT AS DOING IT. I'M MOVING ACROSS THE ROOM AND GIVING HIM AN ALLERGY FIELD
Youtargim: Bixi is very into helping people, and encouraging people to do their best
Carissa (Raelynn): (You may test that assumption at your convenience)
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Everyone else might want to step away from Yout for a minute.
Bixi Fizzlebang: Everyone else might want to step away from Yout for a minute.
BOB LOL Careissa
Indigo: Why?
Bixi Fizzlebang: I'M DOING IT! I'M TESTING IT NOW!
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): ooc
Raelynn: Yes, she is. I don't know about your home, though, but you just... don't assume that a woman works somewhere like that.
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): He's annoyed me so much I'm wasing a spell on him and I DON'T EVEN CARE
Youtargim: [SAVE] vs. Spell [d20 = 13]
Save [13] [Target 13] -> [for Youtargim] [SUCCESS]
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): That's some bs.
Thistle: I'm thinking Bixi might want to enter the arena...
Bixi Fizzlebang: If it wasn't bare knuckle, I'd give it a shot
Bixi Fizzlebang: I'm too small to go against those fighters that way, though
BOB What is wrong with working in a place like that? Women and Men can make good money and take control of their own lives
Youtargim: What is wrong with working in a place like that? Women and Men can make good money and take control of their own lives
Raelynn: raises brow
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Nothing, it's just because it's Yout, and he never thinks about anything else.
Raelynn: If you think it's that fair everywhere and that easy, you sir, are a little bit naive.
Youtargim: That is a very nice idea Bixi, you will surprise them with how tough you are
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Oh, I thought we were about to get into a real life sex worker debate. nevermind.
Youtargim: I would bet on you winning
Michael (Talwin): I'll pass on tbat conversation...
Bixi Fizzlebang: You would be stupid
Raelynn: Oh, but betting on you is a much better way of being supportive of you.
User has gone AFK. (Spring)
Youtargim: I have faith in your skills Bixi
Youtargim: I have seen you
Indigo: Actually it sometimes help to be smaller. Harder to hit
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol, same Michael, but I thought BOB was challenging me on it, I had to answer.
Bixi Fizzlebang: Why don't you enter, Yout and Indigo?
Bixi Fizzlebang: Especially Yout.
BOB Warm smiles glad to have that conversation elsewhere
Craigh: I can make the arrangements. I hadn't because no one had shown interest.
Indigo: Craigh didn't set it up for us
Bixi Fizzlebang: points to Craigh
Youtargim: I cannot do as well at Talwin or Indigo
Craigh: So what?
Bixi Fizzlebang: but he can!
Youtargim: and maybe not as well as Bixi too
Carissa (Raelynn): (I was already challenging it, lol)
Bixi Fizzlebang: Yeah, that's fine, I just won't bet on you. But you should definitely try
Youtargim: Do they allow spells?
Youtargim: Bixi! I would bet on you!
Bixi Fizzlebang: Maybe some other time
Youtargim: I believe you can win
Craigh: Only in the extreme bouts
Indigo: If I have to I will, but I'm not that interested in fighting random people for fun
Craigh: Very popular, very dangerous.
User is back. (Spring)
Bixi Fizzlebang: Yout... no means no.
Youtargim: I do not think they will let Indigo participate will they?
Youtargim: Bixi, I respect that
Youtargim: Knowing you are not fairly matched is a good thing to admit
Indigo: Slip! Can I inspect your ship please?
Lisa (Indigo): trying to change subject
Bixi Fizzlebang: mumbles quietly "Your mom wasn't fairly matched"
Thistle: snickers
BOB Indigo goes off to inspect ships
BOB Talwin, Craigh, and who goes to the Arena?
Indigo: Youtargim, come with me. You're making everyone mad at you
Carissa (Thistle): Thistle wants to watch
Bixi Fizzlebang: Yout, since you are such a fan of brothels, why don't you go check in on that lead for a ship?
BOB Records, Images, and you can see the various parts of the city
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I also want to go to the arena
BOB Youtargim goes with Indigo
Raelynn: Yes, good plan! We'll go watch, you guys go do.. ship things.
BOB So Talwin, Criagh, Rae, Bixi, Licornah, Lanek go off to the Arena
Carissa (Raelynn): (and Thistle, you keep forgetting her tongiht)
Image: Loosend Arena
BOB Not forgeting her
Image: Loosend Arena District
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Lost but not forgotten?
Michael (Talwin): So Talwin, Craigh and Rae walk into an Arena.....
TMO (Craigh): arena map is black, district map works
BOB Thistle has two option, go to the Arena District and cover betting, etc. OR go to other areas while the rest of the city is distracted and do ..... ?
BOB Yes to map of the inside of the Arena being black because I was not sure who would be in there
Carissa (Thistle): (not sure what she'd do beside wander)
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Thistle seems like she would be good at the betting stuff
Spring (Lanek): oh absolutely Lanek is not missing this
Spring (Lanek): if he were responsible, he'd go help with ships. he's not, he wants to be entertained
BOB Lanek, Talwin and Craigh in the arena now
BOB with the lights on
Lanek: you want encouragement from the sidelines or should i go find me a seat?
Talwin: I mean, dealers choice Lanek?
Talwin: You can always Heckle
Talwin: I find that fun
Lanek: oh i can heckle from anywhere
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Bixi would go check on the ships, but there have been way more suggestive conversations than she is interested in. Arena with gladatorial fighting seems slightly less gross at this point.
Half Orc Boxer: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 7] [d20 = 17]
Craigh: will just go stand off to the sides where he can watch and advise Talwin, without being in the way.
Half Orc Boxer: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 3]
Michael (Talwin): Bob do you want me to roll anything? Hold Off? Kind of confused on procedure, don't normally do these :)
Craigh: You got this!
Half Orc Boxer: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 6]
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Let's find a seat, Lanek. I might need to stand on one to see good
Raelynn: cheering on appropriately
Bixi Fizzlebang: Let's find a seat, Lanek. I might need to stand on one to see good
BOB Talwin sees his first oponent practicing in the corner
Spring (Lanek): heavy sigh
Lanek: heavy sigh
Lanek: okay, sure
Bixi Fizzlebang: Let's find one up close if we can
Bixi Fizzlebang: I look forward to your heckling
Talwin: Bored expression, ready to win gloriously, or probably have his face bashed in....
Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: I BELIEVE IN YOU, BUDDY
BOB Ok so the first match
BOB Talwin verus THOG the Masterful
Craigh: Okay, my advice --- hit him, don't get hit back.
Talwin: Gives respectful bow
Talwin: Raises fists with swordsmans grace
Michael (Talwin): Balanced
Talwin: Balanced
Talwin: light on the balls of his feet
Thog the Masterful [Orc]: [Translation] YOU WILL COLLAPSE INTO A PILE OF SHEEP DUNG
<font color="#000000">YOU WILL COLLAPSE INTO A PILE OF SHEEP DUNG
[understood by: ]
Lanek: Tal-WIN!!!
Lisa: THOG is a mage?
Michael (Talwin): (Now what bob?)
Thog the Masterful [Orc]: [Translation] YES
<font color="#000000">YES
[understood by: ]
Lanek: don't be a great big BABY!!!
Thog the Masterful [Orc]: [Translation] TAKE HIM DOWN
<font color="#000000">TAKE HIM DOWN
[understood by: ]
Michael (Talwin): (Also do I want to know what that says?)
Thog the Masterful: Advanced Effect ['Punching;BSTR: 0;'] -> [to Thog the Masterful] [by Punching]
Lisa: I wouldn't
Craigh: He's probably just insulting your mother in Orcish.
Thog the Masterful: Advanced Effect ['Punching;BSTR: 0;'] -> [to Thog the Masterful] [by Punching]
Lanek: that other guy is a WIMP!!! you got this Tal-WIN!!! don't chicken out!!!
Bixi Fizzlebang: Wooo, go Lanek!
Michael (Talwin): Well, even in real contests I wish my opponant good luck because i'm not an asshole
Michael (Talwin): lol
BOB So Thog is on the Combat Tracker for you Michael
Raelynn: Oooh I hope he doesn't get beat by... by THAT.
Michael (Talwin): So, to hit, roll sword bob?
Michael (Talwin): for hit?
BOB You shoudl have Fists on your character sheet now
Lanek: don't even think about all the times you ever ran away!!! kick THIS guy in the NARDS!
BOB Punching?
Michael (Talwin): Oh thank you bob. I'm sorry
Bixi Fizzlebang: Or if he's really tall, just punch!
Michael (Talwin): I see it now
BOB Talwin goes first just before Thog gets to go, but you will both get a punch in
Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(13)] [d20 = 1]
Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Thog the Masterful] [AC: 12 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]
Lanek: this guy is a FLUFFY MUFFIN!!! you got this!
Punching
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol fluffy muffin
Raelynn: A fluffy muffin...?
Michael (Talwin): I mean, does Talwin even have a chance? I'm not a boxer guys. If this was a sword I would have a chance...
Indigo: Lanek needs to be our coxswain on the ship to encourage us to row better
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Doesn't matter, you're stuck in it now
Carissa (Raelynn): (it's all for fun, you'll be fine)
Lisa (Indigo): oops ooc
Carissa (Raelynn): (lol)
BOB Sorry for some reason it is not letting me attck
Lisa: disqualified!
Lanek: this guy was raised by DUNG BEETLES!!! you can't get beat by him!!! that would be HUMILIATING!!!
Michael (Talwin): Cool Talwin wins be default!
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Look at that, Talwin, you already won!
Michael (Talwin): Oh lisa beat me to it LOL
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol, super jinx
Lisa: just got a bunch of errors in the log
Punching
TMO (Craigh): same
Lorie (Licornah): me too
Thog the Masterful: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10 = 4]
Lanek: this guy chases DONKEY BUTTHOLES!!!
BOB I have no idea what is happening
BOB Can someone other than Michael try to roll your punching against Thog please
Craigh: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(17)] [AC: 8 ] [d20-5 = 9]
BOB was that against him?
Indigo: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(13)] [d20-1 = 11]
Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Thog the Masterful] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 10 ] [AC: 2 ] [Location: Face, lower center] [HIT]
Bixi Fizzlebang: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(20)] [d20-3 = 13]
Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Thog the Masterful] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 10 ] [AC: 7 ] [Location: Shin] [HIT]
BOB so Indigo and Bixi can
Indigo: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(13)] [d20-1 = 4]
Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 10 ] [AC: 9 ] [Location: Shoulder, top] [HIT]
Craigh: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(17)] [d20-5 = 11]
Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Thog the Masterful] [Hit-AC: 6 vs. 10 ] [AC: 6 ] [Location: Groin] [HIT]
Raelynn: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(18)] [d20-3 = 5]
Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Youtargim] [AC: 13 ]
Carissa (Raelynn): (huh wrong person... or maybe...)
TMO (Craigh): I don't remember how to target someone. ;)
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol Carissa
Carissa (Raelynn): (I tried to roll it over Thog's icon in chat and it showed up as Yout?)
TMO (Craigh): nope, that's moving
Indigo: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(13)] [d20-1 = 3]
Attack [3] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Thog the Masterful] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 10 ] [AC: 10 ] [Location: Head, side] [HIT]
Raelynn: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(18)] [d20-3 = 8]
Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Youtargim] [AC: 10 ]
Thog the Masterful: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(20)] [d20+1 = 7]
Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 13 vs. 10 ] [AC: 13 ] [MISS]
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Indigo: ok - when I roll on Talwin on the combat tracker it works
Raelynn: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(18)] [d20-3 = 13]
Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Youtargim] [AC: 5 ]
BOB Ok I am just an idiot
Carissa (Raelynn): (hmm nope chat icon doesn't work that last one was supposed to be Craigh)
Indigo: THOG is not on the tracker and when I roll on his token it doesn't target him properly
BOB He is on the tracker
Michael (Talwin): He isn't right now bob
Indigo: not on mine
Carissa (Raelynn): ...no
Carissa (Raelynn): maybe hidden, but not showing on tracker
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Not on my tracker either
TMO (Craigh): same here
Lisa: but you did get it and so both missed each other on the first round
Orc: Advanced Effect ['Punching;BSTR: 0;'] -> [to Orc] [by Punching]
BOB Is there an Orc on your tracker now?
Lisa: no
BOB How about now?
Lisa: no
Lisa: do they have to roll init?
Michael (Talwin): sorry, still now. I keep checking
Orc: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+3 = 4]
Michael (Talwin): I see him now
TMO (Craigh): NOW
Michael (Talwin): "Ocr"
Carissa (Raelynn): yup
Lisa: lol
BOB Ok
Orc: [ATTACK (M)] Pummeling [THACO(19)] [d20 = 16]
Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 10 ] [AC: 3 ] [Location: Shin] [HIT]
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Orc: Vengence!
Orc: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2=2)] [d2 = 2]
[2] -> [to Talwin]
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Lanek: this guy looks like he was run over by the SLOP WAGON!
Talwin: Suprised at the switch to the common tounge?
Talwin: Vengeance for what?
BOB Yeah that extension does not use the alternate languages
Lanek: shake it off BABY FACE!!! you can do it!!!
BOB and Talwin is up
Lisa: for the typo on the combat tracker?
Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Two-handed Sword [THACO(13)] [d20+2 = 10]
Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Orc] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 7 ] [AC: 3 ] [Location: Arm, upper outer] [HIT]
Thistle: Punch him in the FACE!!!
Lisa: oh just typo in chat :)
BOB roll your punching damage
Michael (Talwin): Sorry. Not sure why id did that.
Lisa: good Michael!
Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(13)] [d20 = 10]
Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Orc] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 7 ] [AC: 3 ] [Location: Forearm, back] [HIT]
Lanek: punch him in the KIDNEY you TWAT WAGON
Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+3=5)] [d2+3 = 5]
[5] -> [to Orc] [STATUS: Moderate]
Michael (Talwin): Done
Thistle: PUNCH HIM IN THE BALLS!!
Talwin: Talwin tried to end their turn when it wasn't their turn.
BOB getting the actual punching chart too
Lanek: THAT WORKS!
Talwin: Yells to Thistle "It's unsporting!"
Thistle: WHO CARES????
Thistle: JUST WIN!!
Lanek: SPORTING?!?!?! does this look like a country club to you?!?!?! get to SCRAPPIN!!!
Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: The snarky one speaks the truth
Thistle: YEAH! WHAT THE OLD MAN SAID!
Talwin: Looks affronted, but prepares to get down and dirty
Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): No one will remember you for being sporting. They will remember you for winning. Or for being beaten to a pulp.
Lemon (Reven / Lipthink (giant sword)): oops, whisper talwin
Thistle: mutters aside, "He knows he might get punched in the balls in return, right?"
BOB So Thog rolls a % die to see if he knocks out Talwin (only a 2%) then Talwin rolls to see if he knocks Thog out (3%)
Lisa: not sure he would have his sword in the ring in a fist fight ...
GM: [d100 = 21]
Lemon (Reven / Lipthink (giant sword)): Nah, but the sword can still talk to him
Lemon (Reven / Lipthink (giant sword)): They have a BOND
BOB so Talwin gets to go
Lisa: roll incredibly low
Michael (Talwin): (Telepathic link fo some distance)
Lemon (Reven / Lipthink (giant sword)): A totally not evil bond
Craigh: leans back against the wall and just watches the entertainment
Lanek: mutters aside, i'm not sure he's got much balls anyway
Thistle: snickers
Lanek: he's a SLUG TRUFFLE!!! get him in the KIDNEY!!!
BOB Right click on the die below, choose % and drag to the chat
Lisa: r click d10
Lisa: %
Talwin: [d100 = 5]
Lisa: soooo close
BOB DAMN so close
Michael (Talwin): haha
Orc: [ATTACK (M)] Pummeling [THACO(19)] [d20 = 20]
Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: -1 vs. 10 ] [AC: -1 ] [Location: Forearm, inner] [CRITICAL HIT]
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Orc: [ATTACK (M)] Pummeling [THACO(19)] [d20 = 14]
Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 10 ] [AC: 5 ] [Location: Shoulder, top] [HIT]
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Orc: [ATTACK (M)] Pummeling [THACO(19)] [d20 = 13]
Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 6 vs. 10 ] [AC: 6 ] [Location: Forearm, back] [HIT]
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Thistle: COME ON, YA PANSY!!
Orc: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2=2)] [d2 = 2]
[2] -> [to Talwin]
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Orc: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2=1)] [d2 = 1]
[1] -> [to Talwin]
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Orc: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2=2)] [d2 = 2]
[2] -> [to Talwin]
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GM: [d100 = 16]
Lanek: SHAKE IT OFF!!! SHAKE IT OFF!!! it ain't nothin but a thing!! YOU GOT THIS, pIXIE bLOOMERS!!!
BOB SLAM SLAM SLAM into Talwin into his body, but he survives that and is not knocked out
BOB Talwins go
Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(13)] [d20 = 17]
Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Orc] [Hit-AC: -4 vs. 7 ] [AC: -4 ] [Location: Shoulder, side] [HIT]
Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(13)] [d20 = 15]
Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Orc] [Hit-AC: -2 vs. 7 ] [AC: -2 ] [Location: Thigh] [HIT]
Talwin: Okay. Sorry. He hit the first time right?
BOB both times, he has two fists
Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+3=4)] [d2+3 = 4]
[4] -> [to Orc] [STATUS: Heavy]
Thistle: STOP THINKIN' AND JUST PUNCH 'EM!!
BOB coughs, looks at Craigh
Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+3=5)] [d2+3 = 5]
[5] -> [to Orc] [STATUS: Critical]
Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+3=4)] [d2+3 = 4]
[4] -> [to Orc] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 3] [STATUS: Dying (0)]
BOB and Percentage now
Lisa: eek! he killed him
Talwin: [d100 = 6]
Michael (Talwin): Fudge
BOB SLAM
Michael (Talwin): This is just mocking me at this point
Michael (Talwin): lol
Talwin: Talwin tried to end their turn when it wasn't their turn.
Spring (Lanek): if he killed him by hitting him in the thigh and shoulder, he's more talented than i thought
Michael (Talwin): Internal bleeding
BOB Talwin takes three hard body blows and the arena cheers, then Talwin goes with a right cross and an upper cut and KNOCKS OUT the half orc onto the sand in a fierce blow
Spring (Lanek): i guess. must be artery damage
BOB Talwin stands there heaving with breath
Thistle: YEAHH!!!
BOB The crowd cheers
Lanek: WOOOOO HOOOOOO! you DID IT, Pansy ASS!!!!!
Talwin: Raises arm into air. Thumbs up or down???
Thistle: The pansy can PUNCH!!
Thistle: Uh what?
Michael (Talwin): (Thumbs down you kill them...)
BOB and attendants take the limp body away
Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Good job Talwin!
Carissa (Thistle): (I know, she doesn't, lol)
Talwin: Bows
Talwin: Bows
Lemon (Reven / Lipthink (giant sword)): dang, supposed to be bixi lol
Talwin: Retreats
Bixi Fizzlebang: Good job Talwin!
Carissa (Thistle): (wondered why it sounded so pleasant)
Licornah: :: takes her hands away from her face :: congratulations
Lanek: looks on Talwin with new respect
BOB The group gets to recover, heal, plot before the next round
Talwin: Thank you Bixi
Lanek: that little fart actually had it in him!
Bixi Fizzlebang: Bixi Fizzlebang cast a spell NOT memorized.
Craigh: you let him hit you too much. Try for less.
Bixi Fizzlebang: [CAST] Cure Light Wounds [at Talwin]
Lanek: i was so sure we were gonna be commiseratin
Bixi Fizzlebang: [HEAL] Cure Light Wounds [d8 = 5]
Heal [5] -> [to Talwin]
Lisa: lol tmo
Talwin: Sigh. THank you again Bixi
TMO (Craigh): I'm coaching!
Thistle: Now punch the next one HARDER.
Lanek: and more kidneys next time
Thistle: Yeah!
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I've already used half my level one spells today (cringing emoji)
Lanek: that hurts like a MF let me tell you from personal experience
Grolp the Bugear: Advanced Effect ['Punching;BSTR: 0;'] -> [to Grolp the Bugear] [by Punching]
Spring (Lanek): is that the typo? because a bugear doesn't sound that intimidating
Lisa: bugbear or bug ear?
BOB grins
BOB You just worry about your fighter
Lisa: lol
BOB I have my corner covered
Carissa (Thistle): lol
BOB Ding Ding Ding
BOB Talwin is ready?
Michael (Talwin): Yep
BOB Grolp the Bugbear is up
Thistle: Remember: throat, kidneys, balls/.
Thistle: You got this!!
Thistle: smacks his back
BOB Facing Talwin
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Does talwin want another heal first?
Lanek: TWO for TWO and LETS GO GET DRUNK AFTER!!!
BOB You both bounce into the center of the Arena
Thistle: YEAAAAAHH!
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Or are you good?
Thistle: LISTEN TO THE OLD WISE MAN!
Lisa: too late
Lisa: he should be good
Grolp the Bugear: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(20)] [d20+1 = 21]
Attack [21] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: -1 vs. 10 ] [AC: -1 ] [Location: Shoulder, top] [CRITICAL HIT]
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Lanek: THIS guy is even STUPIDER LOOKING than the LAST GUY!!!
Grolp the Bugear: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(20)] [d20+1 = 19]
Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 10 ] [AC: 1 ] [Location: Arm, upper outer] [HIT]
Grolp the Bugear: [ATTACK (M)] Cestus [THACO(20)] [d20+1 = 3]
Attack [3] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 17 vs. 10 ] [AC: 17 ] [MISS]
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Grolp the Bugear: Arggggggh!
Grolp the Bugear: [ATTACK (M)] Cestus [THACO(20)] [d20+1 = 20]
Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 10 ] [AC: 0 ] [Location: Forearm, back] [HIT]
Michael (Talwin): (He gets a weapon???)
Grolp the Bugear: [ATTACK (M)] Cestus [THACO(20)] [d20+1 = 17]
Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 10 ] [AC: 3 ] [Location: Shoulder, side] [HIT]
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Lisa: he has a weapon - no fair
Grolp the Bugear: [DAMAGE (M)] Cestus [TYPE: slashing (1d4+3=6)] [d4+3 = 6]
[6] -> [to Talwin]
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Grolp the Bugear: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+3=5)] [d2+3 = 5]
[5] -> [to Talwin] [STATUS: Moderate]
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Michael (Talwin): I agree. What the fudge?
Grolp the Bugear: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+3=5)] [d2+3 = 5]
[5] -> [to Talwin]
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Craigh: cestus is a leather glove
Grolp the Bugear: Vengence!
TMO (Craigh): ooc
Grolp the Bugear: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(20)] [d20+1 = 18]
Attack [18] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 10 ] [AC: 2 ] [Location: Forearm, back] [HIT]
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Grolp the Bugear: [DAMAGE (M)] Cestus [TYPE: slashing (1d4+3=5)] [d4+3 = 5]
[5] -> [to Talwin]
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Lisa: thought it was like brass knuckles - quifon used them
Lanek: SHAKE IT OFF!!! that was a BABY SLAP!!! YOU GOT THIS!!!
Michael (Talwin): A leather glove slashes???
Michael (Talwin): Are you shitting me?
Thistle: PUNCH HIM HARDER!!!!!
Bixi Fizzlebang: (LINK)
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWlot6h_JM">(LINK)</a>
TMO (Craigh): maybe it has blades on it?
Thistle: BREAK HIS ARM!
Lanek: shit, i know what i said about fair, but damn
Michael (Talwin): Bob. I'm drawing my sword if you don't specify rules right now
BOB and so Talwin takes several punches from the bugbear who is using his bare first, which are also covered in hair and claws and so SLASHES Talwin also doing more damage
Thistle: If he ain't smart enough to turn the tables, that's on him.
Lanek: BREAK his NOSE!!!
GM: [d100 = 73]
Michael (Talwin): Also, he's not on my tracker
Lanek: GO for the EYES!!!!
BOB But Talwin shakes it all off and then returns to punch
Thistle: SCRATCH HIS FACE OFF WITH YOUR UNCLIPPED NAILS!!
Bixi Fizzlebang: (LINK)
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BOB Grolp is not on the CT?
Talwin: Glances at the ragged slashes in his body. Points menancinly at Bugbear
Talwin: Unsheathes sword
Lisa: can he try to hit and then do a STR check to try to break something?
BOB Talwin does not have his sword
Michael (Talwin): Bob. Seriously?
BOB no weapons allowed into the arena
Michael (Talwin): With that much damage?
Talwin: I bow out of the match
Talwin: Fuck this
Lisa: can't bring a knife to a fist fight. this is not west side story :)
BOB grins with Lisa
BOB Seriously Michael?
Thistle: DON'T BE A COWARD!!
Talwin: Uh yeah. 22 damage bob? Why bother
Thistle: YOU GONNA LET A GIANT TEDDY BEAR BEAT YOU UP?????
Lisa: go for it michael - we got 3 priests
TMO (Craigh): you're supposed to be venting frustration here. ;)
TMO (Craigh): go vent. 0:)
Michael (Talwin): Fine.But he's not on the tracker
Grolp the Bugear: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10 = 1]
BOB Now?
Lisa: I was serious about using a STR check on a hit to break something - possible or not?
Talwin: No
Michael (Talwin): No
BOB Yes to Lisa with a hit can try that
BOB No one see Grolp on the tracker?
Lisa: no
BOB How about in the Arena?
Carissa (Thistle): nope
Lisa: yes in arena
Michael (Talwin): I can try that
Carissa (Thistle): yes arena
Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(13)] [d20 = 5]
Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Grolp the Bugear] [AC: 8 ]
Michael (Talwin): Not letting me target
Lanek: maybe if he can trick that guy into punching himself with that glove, that could work
Lanek: or break the arm and take the glove
Bugbear: Advanced Effect ['Punching;BSTR: 0;'] -> [to Bugbear] [by Punching]
Bugbear: Advanced Effect ['Punching;BSTR: 0;'] -> [to Bugbear] [by Punching]
Thistle: I thought that was his normal hand?
Bixi Fizzlebang: Ooooh, that's a good plan
Michael (Talwin): He's in tracker now
BOB There you go now you have a Bugbear on the tracker
BOB go for it
Lanek: nah that leather glove has somethin sharp in it
Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(13)] [d20 = 20]
Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bugbear] [Hit-AC: -7 vs. 5 ] [AC: -7 ] [Location: Shin] [CRITICAL HIT]
Indigo: sweet
Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(13)] [d20 = 9]
Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bugbear] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 5 ] [AC: 4 ] [Location: Head, top] [HIT]
Thistle: YEAHHH!!! KNOCK HIM TO THE GROUND!!
Thistle: STOMP HIS HEAD IN!
Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+3=5)] [d2+3 = 5]
[5] -> [to Bugbear] [STATUS: Heavy]
Lanek: THERE YA GO!!! THAT'S THE WAY!!!!
Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+3=5)] [d2+3 = 5]
[5] -> [to Bugbear] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS] [STATUS: Dying (0)]
Lisa: one more hit
BOB another to hit
Thistle: WOOOOOO!!!!!
Lanek: wow that really pissed him off, dinnit?
Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(13)] [d20 = 11]
Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bugbear] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 5 ] [AC: 2 ] [Location: Shin] [HIT]
BOB another damage
Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+3=5)] [d2+3 = 5]
[5] -> [to Bugbear] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 5]
Thistle: He's a very angry man.
Thistle: VERY angry.
BOB then a percentage
Talwin: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 18) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20 = 8]
Talwin: [d100 = 29]
BOB Talwin SMASHES his face, then grabs an arm and twists it behind his back, almost breaking it before the bugbear passes out
BOB and collapses
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): He should get a bonus for being angry
Michael (Talwin): I apologize bob. I didn't realize I could do that much damage. I overreacted and I apologize. I figured it was just a pointless battle but I was wrong
Lanek: AWRIGHT!!!!!
Thistle: He's out, man! You can stop now!
BOB no worries Michael
Lanek: stands and whoops
BOB Punching damage is all temporary so it goes away after a few turns
Talwin: Fuming at claws
BOB but you won your second match
Talwin: Contemplating stomping on them
Talwin: Walks off
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Oh, well then I wouldn't have used that heal lol. Learned something new today!
Michael (Talwin): Yeah, didnt' know that either
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I tested that assumption at my convenience
Lisa: depends on how soon his next fight is too
BOB No to Lemon, Talwin needs your healing and extra to make it through round after round bout after bout
Lanek: nice work
BOB It is afternoon and the next bout is coming soon
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Oh, I thought the other wasn't until the evening or something
Talwin: Nods appreciatively. Gulps water
Bixi Fizzlebang: Bixi Fizzlebang cast a spell NOT memorized.
Bixi Fizzlebang: [CAST] Cure Moderate Wounds [at Talwin]
Talwin: [SAVE] vs. Spell [d20 = 4]
Save [4] [Target 13] -> [for Talwin] [vs Bixi Fizzlebang] [TARGET-FAILED]
Thistle: Still angry?
Spring (Lanek): Lemon - i understood that reference!
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Someone needs to do the math on that, my spell is broken
Talwin: Yes. Anyone want to magic talons onto my hands
Talwin: Grumps bitterly
Thistle: Polymorph? I dunno. Can you do that, Howard?
Craigh: Nah, we'll just give you massively huge muscles and years of intense training instead.
Craigh: grins.
Talwin: Shakes head
Talwin: I was kidding. I didn't realize that was in the rules and that was my mistake
Talwin: Frankly I dind't realize fighting with fists was quite viable against a freaking bugbear
Talwin: Humans, yes
Talwin: Bugbears? No
Craigh: So it's a learning experience too.
Talwin: I swear to go if I fight a minataur next, I'm bringing a red cape with me
Talwin: to even the odds
Spring (Lanek): Bugbear Fisticuffs is our next punk band
Craigh: I'll see if I can find you one.
Michael (Talwin): lol
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Did that heal work?
Lisa: doesn't look like it
Lisa: no roll for amt of healing on him
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): So my moderate heal got added manually and it doesn't have the option to roll for amount
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Not sure what to do
Talwin: Lanek, would you mind seeing if you can suss out any information on my next challenger?
Talwin: Murmers softly
Talwin: Its time to fight dirty
Bixi Fizzlebang: Does anyone happen to have any stew with them?
Thistle: Stew?
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Bixi Fizzlebang: Or berries?
Carissa (Thistle): (roll whatever dice that healing wants and bob can add it)
Bixi Fizzlebang: I can magic some food for Talwin to help him out
BOB For your next fight
BOB no time for cooking
User has gone AFK. (Spring)
Bixi Fizzlebang: But I didn't think to bring stew. Or berries.
Michael (Talwin): (Anything that can help. If no healing, I'll eventually be worn down. Especially as they get stronger)
Carissa (Thistle): (1d10+1)
Carissa (Thistle): (so roll that and tell Bob to add)
Lisa: moderate is 1d10+1 ?
Bixi Fizzlebang: [+1] [d10+1 = 3]
Lisa: oops
User is back. (Spring)
Carissa (Thistle): (lol slightly faster tonight :) )
Dolip, fighter: Advanced Effect ['Punching;BSTR: 0;'] -> [to Dolip, fighter] [by Punching]
Bixi Fizzlebang: What. That's less that my baby heal
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): ooc
Spring (Lanek): sorry i had to do work stuff
BOB and so
BOB Talwins next match
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): wait
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): going to do another heal
BOB and older man walks into the Arena
Raelynn: [HEAL] Cure Light Wounds [d8 = 3]
Heal [3] -> [to Talwin]
Carissa (Raelynn): (sorry rolled on wrong thing)
Bixi Fizzlebang: Bixi Fizzlebang cast a spell NOT memorized.
Dolip, fighter: Hello there young fighter
Bixi Fizzlebang: [CAST] Cure Moderate Wounds [at Talwin]
Talwin: [SAVE] vs. Spell [d20 = 20]
Save [20] [Target 13] -> [for Talwin] [vs Bixi Fizzlebang] [TARGET-SAVED]
Thistle: Lanek, is that your twin??
Bixi Fizzlebang: [+1] [d10+1 = 11]
Dolip, fighter: You are here to test your skills?
Carissa (Thistle): (nice)
Spring (Lanek): sorry i didn't get a chance to investigate
Talwin: Bows to Dolip. "I will try"
Thistle: (wait...Dolip...)
Dolip, fighter: You will fail
Talwin: Srhugs
Talwin: Won't be the first time
Dolip, fighter: I hope you learn a lesson
Carissa (Thistle): (GIVE ME MY OWLBEAR)
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Don't forget to add the points! I did two heals!
Dolip, fighter: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(20)] [d20+6 = 25]
Attack [25] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: -5 vs. 10 ] [AC: -5 ] [Location: Shoulder, top] [HIT]
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Dolip, fighter: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(20)] [d20+6 = 25]
Attack [25] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: -5 vs. 10 ] [AC: -5 ] [Location: Neck, side] [HIT]
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Dolip, fighter: Vengence!
Dolip, fighter: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(20)] [d20+6 = 9]
Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 10 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]
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Talwin: Raises fists, balanced and focused, a look of peace on his face
Dolip, fighter: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(20)] [d20+6 = 22]
Attack [22] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: -2 vs. 10 ] [AC: -2 ] [Location: Abdomen, Lower] [HIT]
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Lanek: why do they all want vengeance?
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I DID TWO HEALS
Thistle: Ain't that the owlbear guy?
Craigh: apparently you have to yell Vengeance here.
Lanek: what did Talwin do to all these people?
Dolip, fighter: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+7=8)] [d2+7 = 8]
[8] -> [to Talwin] [STATUS: Heavy]
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Dolip, fighter: Arggggggh!
Dolip, fighter: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+7=9)] [d2+7 = 9]
[9] -> [to Talwin]
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[9] -> [to Talwin] [STATUS: Critical]
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Michael (Talwin): Rolls eyes. "Still not getting the vengeance here. Pretty sure I dond't slaughter anyone here"
Dolip, fighter: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+7=9)] [d2+7 = 9]
Effect ['Unconscious;DMGO:1'] -> [to Talwin]
[9] -> [to Talwin] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 1] [STATUS: Dying (-1)]
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Lanek: well hell
Thistle: whistles lowly
Dolip, fighter: [d100 = 17]
Talwin: So bob. That better be scripted because I'm reaaaly not in the mood for bullshit tonight
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ok but my second heal didn't get added?
Lanek: MEDIC!!! i mean CLERIC!!!
Dolip, fighter: SMASHES Talwin in the chin
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Dolip, fighter: WHAM WHAM WHAM
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I DID TWO HEALS
BOB stopping
Talwin: Good choice of Topic, because I"m pretty fucking uncomfortable
BOB Yes to Lemon you did heal Talwin
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I did that, not because of the discomfort, just wanted to make sure Talwin got my heals
Spring (Lanek): i also am uncomfortable
Talwin: (Thak you, but it wouldn't have mattered)
Michael (Talwin): (Thak you, but it wouldn't have mattered)
Lisa: craigh picks up a chair and hits dolip on the back of the head
BOB stopping to check
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): That second one was like 10! It was so many points!
Lisa: good time for a backstab?
BOB I am showing Talwin after your two heals at 1 point
Spring (Lanek): holy crap
Lisa: that wasn't a match - that was just a crazy guy
BOB He took a lot of damage
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): 1 is better than -1?
BOB I did not give him his half though so you are right on that part
Talwin's health adjusted by +30
Spring (Lanek): has this other guy fought anybody today?
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Great, thank you for checking
BOB So Talwin is at 29 HP right now
BOB The other person is fully healed by his supporters
Michael (Talwin): Sigh
BOB Plus he is specialized in pummeling with a strength bonus
Bixi Fizzlebang: WHAT. Someone give me some stew!
Michael (Talwin): I'm all for getting my ass kicked bob, but only when it's fun. This? This just isn't fun anymore
Michael (Talwin): I'll try, but at this point, I don't really want to fight this dude
TMO (Craigh): pummeling is the skill Ilero used with the Fist
BOB sorry Lemon you needed that this mornign to feed him during the day between matches
BOB Talwin has his go now
Licornah: [HEAL] Cure Serious Wounds [2d8+1 = 14]
Heal [14] -> [to Talwin] [STATUS: Moderate]
Talwin: I mean, great....
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ok, give me a second please
BOB Talwin made it to the third of four rounds
Licornah: [HEAL] Cure Serious Wounds [2d8+1 = 8]
Heal [8] -> [to Talwin] [STATUS: Light]
Carissa (Thistle): (not sure we can heal while he's out there)
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I want to see if I have something that will help? Bless or chant or osmething? I don't know what all my spells do
Michael (Talwin): He's not on tracker. I'll just swing away
BOB Who ever wins this round goes to the finals, Talwin is in the final four
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): They other guy's supporters healed him!
Licornah: [HEAL] Cure Light Wounds [d8 = 3]
Heal [3] -> [to Talwin]
BOB Wait
BOB I will make sure he is on the tracker
Lisa: yeah not sure how all the supporters jumped in and touched this guy
Bixi Fizzlebang: [EFFECT] Chant(Friendly); ATK: 1; DMG: 1; SAVE: 1
Effect ['Chant(Friendly);ATK: 1;DMG: 1;SAVE: 1'] -> [to Talwin] [by Bixi Fizzlebang]
BOB They did that erlier
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): oh
BOB Chanting will get Talwin disqualified
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ignore that then
Lisa: ok
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I take it back
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I thought they were healing him currently, that's the only reason I tried that
Carissa (Thistle): (so we needed to focus on healing before match)
Lisa: seriously hit and break the guy's arm
TMO (Craigh): they just have more experience than us in the arena scenario, and knew to max him out after each match, and we didn't know that.
Carissa (Thistle): (and decide then if we wanted to fully heal him)
Carissa (Thistle): (exactly)
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Licornah was trying... that went very fast
Lisa: you don't want him punching you again
Michael (Talwin): I mean I'll try
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Yeah break the arm or the neck or something, jeez
Michael (Talwin): What other choice I got lol
Carissa (Thistle): (that was after he went out, thouhg)
TMO (Craigh): I hadn't been watching the numbers, didn't realize Tal had taken enough that healing him up was difficult
Licornah: I think you should try diplomacy. Lean into your honor
Lanek: okay crunch nuggets, you are gonna have to MOVE FAST!!!
Carissa (Thistle): (same which is why I only added the one heal)
BOB Do you see Dolip on the tracker now?
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Yeah, but it just moved along so quickly there wasn't time to make any decisions
Carissa (Thistle): (but hey, you learn as you go)
TMO (Craigh): yes
Carissa (Thistle): (and on map_
Thistle: A good old one-two punch!
Lanek: stay out of his reach until you are HITTING HIM!!!
TMO (Craigh): brb - good luck Tal!
Lanek: HIT FAST and MOVE BACK!
Thistle: OR HIT HARD AND FINISH IT QUICK!
Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(13)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 16]
Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Dolip, fighter] [Hit-AC: -3 vs. 2 ] [AC: -3 ] [Location: Thigh] [HIT]
BOB Yes to moving quickly, that is what the Arena is all about
BOB another attack from Talwin
Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(13)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 12]
Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Dolip, fighter] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 2 ] [AC: 1 ] [Location: Shoulder, top] [HIT]
Thistle: Not the thigh! THE HEAD!!
BOB two good hits
BOB now damage and then percentage
Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [EFFECTS +1] [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+4=6)] [d2+4 = 6]
[6] -> [to Dolip, fighter] [STATUS: Light]
Lanek: i dunno he nearly killed that guy hittin him in the thigh
Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [EFFECTS +1] [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+4=5)] [d2+4 = 5]
[5] -> [to Dolip, fighter] [STATUS: Moderate]
Talwin: [d100 = 27]
Bixi Fizzlebang: He knocked out that clawy bugbear too
Lanek: THERE YA GO!!!
Thistle: Yeah well this one ain't a bugbear. Not sure it'll work on him.
Bixi Fizzlebang: I believe in him
Thistle: Maybe if he's got brittle bones...
BOB So Talwin did hit him hard, but did not knock him out
Lanek: WATCH OUT HE'S CLOSIN IN!!!
Lisa: STR check?
BOB round two
Thistle: DUCK DUCK GOOSE!
Bixi Fizzlebang: He DOES seem a little older... brittle bones doesn't seem unreasonable
Dolip, fighter: Advanced Effect ['Punching;BSTR: 0;'] -> [to Dolip, fighter] [by Punching]
Dolip, fighter: [ATTACK (M)] Pummeling [THACO(15)] [d20+3 = 13]
Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 10 ] [AC: 2 ] [Location: Shin] [HIT]
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Dolip, fighter: [ATTACK (M)] Pummeling [THACO(15)] [d20+3 = 12]
Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 10 ] [AC: 3 ] [Location: Side, lower] [HIT]
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Dolip, fighter: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning,magic +1 (1d2=2)] [d2 = 2]
[2] -> [to Talwin]
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Dolip, fighter: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning,magic +1 (1d2=1)] [d2 = 1]
[1] -> [to Talwin]
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Lanek: crap! that looked like a kidney
Thistle: Man. Where's an old man learn somethin' like that?
GM: [d100 = 15]
Thistle: Ooofff.
Lanek: you can't beat experience
Lanek: well you CAN
BOB Talwin needs a save versus paralization
Lanek: but you gotta work hard to do it
Michael (Talwin): ...paralization?
BOB To avoid being knocked out
Thistle: Yeah but this guy just.. grow up punching kidneys or somethin'??
Lanek: hell i did
Lisa: lol
Thistle: Huh. Then why you not out there??
Talwin: [SAVE] vs. Paralyzation [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 19]
Save [19] [Target 10] -> [for Talwin] [SUCCESS]
Lisa: I love you Spring
Lisa: yay Michael!
Lanek: because i can't qualify
Talwin: Yay
Thistle: NOW PUNCH HIS KIDNEY IN RETURN!!
Lanek: these fights got rules and i don't
BOB Talwin takes several hard blows and staggers then steps back up into the match
Thistle: Ahhh right right.
Lanek: KIDNEY!!!
BOB The crowd cheers for a good fight
Talwin: Stop saying Kidney lol
BOB Talwin goes now
Lanek: YOU GOT THIS!!!!
Thistle: I DID say I would prefer watching you fight dirty.
Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(13)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 2]
Attack [2] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Dolip, fighter] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 2 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]
Lanek: PULVERIZE HIM!!!
Thistle: KIDNEY!! HE'S GOT TWO! YOU CAN'T MISS BOTH!!
Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(13)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 13]
Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Dolip, fighter] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 2 ] [AC: 0 ] [Location: Thigh] [HIT]
Thistle: What is with him an thigh punches??
BOB damage and percentage
Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [EFFECTS +1] [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+4=6)] [d2+4 = 6]
[6] -> [to Dolip, fighter] [STATUS: Heavy]
Thistle: THE KIDNEYS ARE ON THE SIDE!!
Thistle: NOT HIS THIGH!
Lanek: some kind of weird trainin i guess
Thistle: DON'T YOU KNOW ANATOMY?!
Talwin: [d100 = 10]
Michael (Talwin): Er, did game freeze?
BOB I am laughing at the idea of Carissa, Spring and others cheering and yelling at their screens
Michael (Talwin): NM
BOB and
Lanek: okay okay get out of his reach now!!!
Thistle: I mean I guess stabbing his thigh makes sense, but punching... weird, yeah.
Spring (Lanek): hahahah
Dolip, fighter: [SAVE] vs. Paralyzation [d20 = 9]
Save [9] [Target 11] -> [for Dolip, fighter] [FAILURE]
Thistle: OR PUNCH HIM OUT!
Thistle: YEAH!!!!!!!
BOB and Dolip DROPS to the ground
Lisa: his brains are in his legs
Lanek: WOOOOO HOOOOOO!!!
Thistle: WOOO!!!! THIGH PUNCH PARALYZER!
Michael (Talwin): Well, not quite sure how this happened.....
Michael (Talwin): I'm baffled
Lanek: his new nickname is THE THIGHMASTER!!!
BOB LOL
Michael (Talwin): Bob did you "cheat" to make me have fun, or is that just some weird ass luck of the draw?
Thistle: Come on, come on. Get better healed before the next round!
Lisa: sweet!
Carissa (Thistle): LOL
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol
BOB You see all the rolls,
Bixi Fizzlebang: Bixi Fizzlebang cast a spell NOT memorized.
Lisa: you rolled really low
Lanek: WHOOOP WHOOOOP WHOOOOP!!!
Raelynn: [HEAL] Cure Light Wounds [d8 = 8]
Heal [8] -> [to Talwin] [STATUS: Healthy]
TMO (Craigh): back
Lisa: amazing rolls for that
Raelynn: [HEAL] Cure Light Wounds [d8 = 5]
Heal [5] -> [to Talwin] [NOT WOUNDED]
Carissa (Thistle): (oh.... no wounds?)
BOB You have a half hour in game to recover before the final match
Michael (Talwin): Well....I don't really know how to feel. I'm happy and just baffled how he could hit so hard instantly, and then fail a roll without some sort of divine providence...
BOB it is the last four in the arena
Carissa (Thistle): (as a spectator, this is entertaining)
Lanek: feller you are KICKIN ASS and TAKIN NAMES!
Michael (Talwin): Oh god bob. I'll fight, but holy crap. This dude might instantly kill me
'Shislif' connected
Lanek: or maybe not the names. do you know any of the names?
BOB Dolip was good at punching and doing damage, just got unlucky when you clocked him hard
Thistle: Okay, okay, but you DO know the kidneys are on the side, right? Like, near the stomach but side?
Thistle: Just something to keep in mind for the next match.
Lanek: hey, don't mess with what works
Licornah: Licornah cast a spell NOT memorized.
Licornah: [CAST] Bless [at Talwin]
Lanek: he might hit a kidney and do f-all of damage
Lanek: if the thigh is workin, keep on hittin thighs
Lorie (Licornah): (back of knee should be efficient)
Sharif: hey everyone how's it goin?
Thistle: shrugs
Spring (Lanek): Talwin is kickin ass and takin names
Sharif: nice
Thistle: Just curious if he knows what a kidney is, you know?
Spring (Lanek): and hi there
Lorie (Licornah): (you're just in time for gruesome AD&D - arena fighting)
Sharif: awesome!
Lanek: the kidney is the thing that if you hit it really hard, it hurts like a MF and you pee blood for a day or two
Sharif: Is it too late for Zay to get involved?
Bron the Terrible: So you are the new guy huh?
Lisa: Hi Sharif :)
Michael (Talwin): Or you go tot he hosptial
Sharif: hey yea, hi!
Spring (Lanek): nah he's arena fighting, so it's just him
Talwin: Nods at Bron
Talwin: I am indeed
Talwin: Short bow
Bron the Terrible: Good to see some fresh meat
Talwin: A pleasure to meet you
Bron the Terrible: No hard feelings
Talwin: I'll take that as a compliment
Sharif: Get em Tal!
Bron the Terrible: You have someone to heal you right?
Thistle: Man, this guy looks TERRIBLE.
Craigh: Remember, hit more, get hit less!
Talwin: Well, your the first person who was actually not an asshole, so I won't take it too personally
Bron the Terrible: I just want to break your legs
Talwin: And yes. Thakn you for even checking
Talwin: Sigh
Thistle: Andhit HARD!!
Talwin: Of course you do
Lisa: yell vegeance before you hit people
Bron the Terrible: It is easier to win when they cannot walk
Carissa (Thistle): (Zay can join us in cheering Talwin on)
Talwin: Bob how tall is this dude. I'm judgin on rolling strength
Lanek: hey Bron, why does everybody want vengeance?
Michael (Talwin): Bob how tall is this dude. I'm judgin on rolling strength
Bron the Terrible: Advanced Effect ['Punching;BSTR: 0;'] -> [to Bron the Terrible] [by Punching]
Thistle: Huh, this guy knows thighs, too.
Lanek: oh too late
Bixi Fizzlebang: afk for ice cream brb
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): ooc
Thistle: Wonder if that'll be a problem.
User has gone AFK. (Lemon)
BOB Can you see Bron on the Tracker?
Lanek: YOU GOT THIS, THIGHMASTER!!!
TMO (Craigh): no
Michael (Talwin): Oh, no sorry bob
Michael (Talwin): Was waiting
Carissa (Thistle): not on map either
Bron the Terrible: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10 = 7]
Lisa: brb
Lanek: KILL HIM in the THIGH!!!
TMO (Craigh): npe
Carissa (Thistle): (on map now)
Thistle: KNOCK HIM OUT!!
Thistle: No offense, dude.
Bron the Terrible: Advanced Effect ['Punching;BSTR: 0;'] -> [to Bron the Terrible] [by Punching]
Michael (Talwin): One sec, sorry
Michael (Talwin): My window closed out
Craigh: yes now
TMO (Craigh): I hit Alt!
BOB and still?
Michael (Talwin): Not yet on tracker for me
Bron the Terrible: Advanced Effect ['Punching;BSTR: 0;'] -> [to Bron the Terrible] [by Punching]
Lanek: THIS GUY is actually a nice guy but CLEAN HIS CLOCK, THIGHMASTER!!!
Carissa (Thistle): still not CT
TMO (Craigh): Bron *was* on CT for me, gone now
Thistle: YEAH!!!
Thistle: Again, no offense, dude.
BOB Yes to TMO I did something and now he is gone, but still on the map
Michael (Talwin): I can try and roll on the character, but it doest' seem to take very well
BOB Just a moment sorry
Michael (Talwin): No problem
Michael (Talwin): We have delays all the time, so I'm not going to complain when you need a moment...
Bron the Terrible: Advanced Effect ['Punching;BSTR: 0;'] -> [to Bron the Terrible] [by Punching]
BOB He should be on the map now?
BOB and on the tracker?
Michael (Talwin): Yep. He's here. THX
Carissa (Thistle): yes and yes
Carissa (Thistle): wait no
TMO (Craigh): and gone again
Carissa (Thistle): fell off CT again
Michael (Talwin): Uh and now he's gone. What?
BOB and now?
Michael (Talwin): Now he's back
Michael (Talwin): I'm hurriny to roll before he dissapears
Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(13)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 17]
Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bron the Terrible] [AC: -4 ]
BOB No clue why he only appears when he is friendly
Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(13)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 4]
Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bron the Terrible] [AC: 9 ]
TMO (Craigh): he refuses to fight?
BOB roll your damage
BOB and your percentage
Michael (Talwin): OK, but did I hit him?
Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [EFFECTS +1] [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+4=5)] [d2+4 = 5]
[5] -> [to Bron the Terrible] [STATUS: Moderate]
Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [EFFECTS +1] [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+4=6)] [d2+4 = 6]
[6] -> [to Bron the Terrible] [STATUS: Critical]
Talwin: [d100 = 52]
Thistle: YEAH! PUNCH HIM IN THE.... wait what did he hit?
Lanek: HOLY CRAP!!!
Michael (Talwin): End Turn?
Bron the Terrible's health adjusted by +24
Talwin: Talwin tried to end their turn when it wasn't their turn.
User is back. (Lemon)
Lanek: that was DEVASTATING!
Lanek: i am so glad i didn't go look for a ship
Michael (Talwin): lol
Thistle: But what did he punch?? I didn't see!
BOB for some reason it cut his HP down to 1st level so I will adjust it during combat
Thistle: Because THIS IDIOT in front of us stood up!!
Michael (Talwin): That's what I thought
Michael (Talwin): That was wayyyyy to easy
Lisa: back
Bron the Terrible: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(20)] [d20+7 = 18]
Attack [18] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 10 ] [AC: 2 ] [Location: Face, upper side] [HIT]
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Michael (Talwin): To get that kind of health....
Bron the Terrible: Arggggggh!
Thistle: OH THERE! TO THE FACE!!
Thistle: Oof. Wait. Wrong face.
Bron the Terrible: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(20)] [d20+7 = 14]
Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 6 vs. 10 ] [AC: 6 ] [Location: Head, top] [HIT]
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Bron the Terrible: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+7=9)] [d2+7 = 9]
[9] -> [to Talwin] [STATUS: Light]
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Talwin: Who's side are you on! Calls out to Thistle
Thistle: PROTECT WHATEVER BRAINS YA GO LEFT, TALWIN!!
Bron the Terrible: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+7=9)] [d2+7 = 9]
[9] -> [to Talwin] [STATUS: Moderate]
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Lanek: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DUCK!!!
GM: [d100 = 52]
Thistle: DUCK DUCK PUNCH, MAN!!
Lanek: SHAKE IT OFF, SHAKE IT OFF!! YOU CAN DO THIS, MAN!!
BOB and Talwin takes two hard blows but is still standing
BOB and takes his next shots
Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(13)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 13]
Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bron the Terrible] [AC: 0 ]
Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(13)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 8]
Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bron the Terrible] [AC: 5 ]
Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [EFFECTS +1] [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+4=6)] [d2+4 = 6]
[6] -> [to Bron the Terrible] [STATUS: Heavy]
Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [EFFECTS +1] [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+4=5)] [d2+4 = 5]
[5] -> [to Bron the Terrible] [STATUS: Critical]
Thistle: Oh, COME ON! YOU IN FRONT! SIT DOWN!!
Talwin: [d100 = 73]
Craigh: Hit!
Thistle: I can't see what he's punching!!
Craigh: Dodge!
Michael (Talwin): Duck, Dive!
Bron the Terrible's health adjusted by +30
Michael (Talwin): Dogdge!
Bron the Terrible: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(20)] [d20+7 = 21]
Attack [21] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: -1 vs. 10 ] [AC: -1 ] [Location: Chest] [HIT]
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Lanek: i can't either, but that other guy is lookin kinda limp
Bron the Terrible: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(20)] [d20+7 = 25]
Attack [25] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: -5 vs. 10 ] [AC: -5 ] [Location: Head, top] [HIT]
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Bron the Terrible: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+7=9)] [d2+7 = 9]
[9] -> [to Talwin]
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Lanek: OOF!! YEAH!
Bron the Terrible: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+7=9)] [d2+7 = 9]
[9] -> [to Talwin] [STATUS: Heavy]
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Bron the Terrible: Arggggggh!
Thistle: Not limp enough apparently. Man, that's gotta hurt.
GM: [d100 = 17]
Lanek: oh no!
BOB Save versus Para for Talwin
Michael (Talwin): (That's pretty brutal, but he is like, the finalist. I can't really get mad at that)
Thistle: Good thing Talwin ain't got a lot up there 'cause he'd probably lost a few cells in that fight.
Talwin: [SAVE] vs. Paralyzation [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 15]
Save [15] [Target 10] -> [for Talwin] [SUCCESS]
Lanek: he looks kinda loopy
Lisa: yay
Thistle: I thought that was his normal look...
BOB Talwin staggers but is still up
Lanek: okay loopiER
BOB and comes in for another blow
Michael (Talwin): Dazed as all hell though
Lanek: GET HIM!!!!!
Thistle: FINISH HIM!
Lanek: VENGEANCE!!!
Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(13)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 9]
Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bron the Terrible] [AC: 4 ]
Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(13)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 19]
Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bron the Terrible] [AC: -6 ]
BOB one hit
Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [EFFECTS +1] [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+4=6)] [d2+4 = 6]
[6] -> [to Bron the Terrible] [STATUS: Heavy]
Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [EFFECTS +1] [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+4=5)] [d2+4 = 5]
[5] -> [to Bron the Terrible] [STATUS: Critical]
BOB roll your percentage
Talwin: [d100 = 77]
BOB No luck with those this bout
Michael (Talwin): And that's probably curtains
Bron the Terrible: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(20)] [d20+7 = 9]
Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 10 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]
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Bron the Terrible: Vengence!
Bron the Terrible: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(20)] [d20+7 = 25]
Attack [25] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: -5 vs. 10 ] [AC: -5 ] [Location: Head, top] [HIT]
Bron the Terrible: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+7=8)] [d2+7 = 8]
[8] -> [to Talwin]
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Bron the Terrible: Vengence!
Thistle: (LINK)
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hHDxlm66dE">(LINK)</a>
GM: [d100 = 64]
Thistle: Damn, he just keeps pounding away at his face!
Lanek: oh this is not good
Michael (Talwin): (Isn't talwin out of HP bob? Or is my math wrong)
Michael (Talwin): Para?
Bron the Terrible: SCREAMS as he continues to miss with his knockout blow
Craigh: His face is his least vulnerable spot!
BOB Talwin is up and staggering but still in the fight
Michael (Talwin): I'm not cheating. I think Talwin is gone bob.
Michael (Talwin): Unless my math is wrong
BOB Bron is still strong but not connecting
Bixi Fizzlebang: Why do they keep yelling vengence? Did Talwin do something bad to ALL these people?
Thistle: 'Cause there ain't nothing there, like I said!
Bron the Terrible's health adjusted by +20
Lanek: UNLEASH THE RAGE TALWIN!!!!!
Lisa: party sheet says differently - you're still in
Thistle: PUNCH HIS THIGH!!!!
Michael (Talwin): Alright
Lanek: THIS IS IT!!!
TMO (Craigh): CT shows 15hp left
Thistle: Or stop punching his thigh??
BOB and that Vengence is a new extension that I have not tweaked yet
Thistle: I CAN'T SEE WHAT YOU'RE PUNCHING!!
Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(13)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 10]
Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bron the Terrible] [AC: 3 ]
Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(13)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 7]
Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bron the Terrible] [AC: 6 ]
BOB no hit
Thistle: Was that his thigh??
Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [EFFECTS +1] [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+4=6)] [d2+4 = 6]
[6] -> [to Bron the Terrible] [STATUS: Heavy]
BOB no hit
Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [EFFECTS +1] [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+4=6)] [d2+4 = 6]
Effect ['Unconscious;DMGO:1'] -> [to Bron the Terrible]
[6] -> [to Bron the Terrible] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS] [STATUS: Dying (0)]
Lanek: DAMMIT!
BOB two misses
Talwin: [d100 = 58]
Bron the Terrible's health adjusted by +20
Thistle: Guessing he can't see straight.
Bron the Terrible: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(20)] [d20+7 = 16]
Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 10 ] [AC: 4 ] [Location: Head, top] [HIT]
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Michael (Talwin): probably right thistle
Bron the Terrible: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(20)] [d20+7 = 25]
Attack [25] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: -5 vs. 10 ] [AC: -5 ] [Location: Thigh] [HIT]
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Thistle: Oh COME ON MAN!
Lanek: nah, he got his bell rung too many times
Thistle: And then some!
Bron the Terrible: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+7=8)] [d2+7 = 8]
[8] -> [to Talwin] [STATUS: Critical]
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Bron the Terrible: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+7=8)] [d2+7 = 8]
Effect ['Unconscious;DMGO:1'] -> [to Talwin]
[8] -> [to Talwin] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 1] [STATUS: Dying (-1)]
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Thistle: HEY HEY HEY CHEAT CHEAT!
Bron the Terrible: Arggggggh!
GM: [d100 = 18]
Thistle: His head AND his thigh?? STOP STEALING HIS MOVES!!
BOB and Talwin needs another Para check
Talwin: [SAVE] vs. Paralyzation [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 14]
Save [14] [Target 10] -> [for Talwin] [SUCCESS]
Michael (Talwin): HOw?
BOB Still standing
Michael (Talwin): It's not possible
Lisa: yup
Carissa (Thistle): (shhh don't question)
BOB wobbling but still there
Thistle: COME ON!
BOB take your shot
Thistle: STOP MESSIN' AROUND, TALWIN!
Thistle: FINISH HIM ALREADY!!
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Arena has special rules, just go with it!
Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(13)] [EFFECTS +5] [d20+5 = 16]
Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bron the Terrible] [AC: -3 ]
Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(13)] [EFFECTS +5] [d20+5 = 18]
Attack [18] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bron the Terrible] [AC: -5 ]
Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [EFFECTS +1] [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+4=5)] [d2+4 = 5]
[5] -> [to Bron the Terrible] [STATUS: Moderate]
BOB two misses
Thistle: YEAH! PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH!
Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [EFFECTS +1] [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+4=5)] [d2+4 = 5]
[5] -> [to Bron the Terrible] [STATUS: Critical]
Talwin: [d100 = 14]
Bron the Terrible: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(20)] [EFFECTS +4] [d20+11 = 28]
Attack [28] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: -8 vs. 10 ] [AC: -8 ] [Location: Shoulder, top] [HIT]
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Bron the Terrible: [ATTACK (M)] Punching [THACO(20)] [EFFECTS +4] [d20+11 = 13]
Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 10 ] [AC: 7 ] [Location: Shoulder, side] [HIT]
Thistle: Wish he'd punch WHOEVER KEEPS BLOCKING MY VIEW.
Michael (Talwin): NOW it's curtains. Two good hits
Thistle: Oh, he gave his head a break! How nice!
TMO (Craigh): y'all are having so much fun with this
Bron the Terrible: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+7=9)] [d2+7 = 9]
Effect ['Dead'] -> [to Talwin]
[9] -> [to Talwin] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 10] [STATUS: Dead (-10)]
Bron the Terrible: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2+7=8)] [d2+7 = 8]
[8] -> [to Talwin] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 18] [STATUS: Dead (-18)]
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Carissa (Thistle): (you noticed? :) )
GM: [d100 = 25]
BOB Oh and Talwin gets two saves this time
BOB first for being knocked out
BOB the other for hit points
Michael (Talwin): Righty
Lisa: like the bloody skull over his token
Talwin: [SAVE] vs. Paralyzation [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 10]
Save [10] [Target 10] -> [for Talwin] [SUCCESS]
Carissa (Thistle): lol
BOB grins you like that Lisa?
Lisa: yes I do in fact
Michael (Talwin): How do I roll HP?
BOB same save again Michael
Michael (Talwin): What save is that?
Lisa: another save
Talwin: [SAVE] vs. Paralyzation [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 4]
Save [4] [Target 10] -> [for Talwin] [FAILURE]
Thistle: ARGHHH WHAT WAS THAT??
Michael (Talwin): There it is
Lanek: oh man
BOB Talwin takes a punch to his face,
BOB wobbles, Looks Bron in the eye, sneers,
Michael (Talwin): aw, bob knows me so well
BOB Bron Taps him on the chest and he falls over in a heap
Lanek: CLERIC!!!
BOB Bron goes on to the final pairing for the championship
Thistle: I am OFFENDED!
Michael (Talwin): I'm sad you bet at me
GM: [2d10 = 11]
BOB Talwin wins 200 Gold for his part in the matches plus 1,100 in gold that was bet on him by the group
Carissa (Thistle): Wow
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): nice!
Lanek: man, he hung in there well past reasonable endurance
Thistle: That was ridiculous.
BOB FAR past what the bookies thought he would
Thistle: SO CLOSE!
BOB Congrats Michael
Lanek: i really thought we were going home after one match
Lisa: good since I forgot to mention we should look for an armor replacement before we leave for the one that got disintegrated :)
Lanek: i don't mind bein wrong. this time
Thistle: Really? I figured he'd get at least two.
Michael (Talwin): Yeah, let's not do that again. WAAYYYY to stressful. And don't congragulate me lol. THree PARA saves was literally divine providence. But we have enough for a boat now thatnk god. Let's get out of here
Michael (Talwin): After my face recoveres
Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: Not bad.
Youtargim: Indigo is that what you mean about looking handsome?
Lisa: For not being a pugalist - you did great!
Craigh: Congrats, Talwin. You made a name for yourself here today.
Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): fMoans in delierium and dead braincells
Carissa (Thistle): (you did awesome! it was a no-stakes match, fun to watch)
Thistle: Yeah, Thighmaster No-Face!
Craigh: You get tired of Dragon's Fen you've got a career option here.
Lisa: are our characters there?
BOB yes everyone is there
Michael (Talwin): I'm glad that death wasn't on the table. ONly reason I kept in it. Thanks LIsa for clarifying
Spring (Lanek): Indigo is out looking for a ship
Spring (Lanek): i just know that cuz Lanek specifically did not go hahaha
Michael (Talwin): (I am a little bit pansy, but I'm kind of emotionally and physically tired as dumb as that sounds. Would anyone mind if I called it for tonight?)
Spring (Lanek): oh i just saw, nevermind
BOB HAH Michael, you did great,
Springity Thingity: hugs
Indigo: sure. You did really well tonight!
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): You do what you need to do Michael, no one is going to fault you for taking care of yourself
Carissa (Thistle): (call it whenever you need)
Spring: you did so well
TMO (Craigh): "Springity Thingity"??
Carissa (Thistle): (thanks for the fun match!)
Michael (Talwin): (Thanks guys. and...I really appreciate it. I really do need to chill out)
Spring: it's easier than OOC for me
Michael (Talwin): NIght all
TMO (Craigh): hug
Carissa (Thistle): night!
BOB When you return next week you will be on the river
Spring: gnite Michael!
Lisa: Goodnight Michael!
'Michael' disconnected
Spring (Lanek): that was a heck of a thing
Sharif: Night!
BOB smile
Sharif: I guess I'll go grab some dinner, see yall next week :)
BOB have fun
'Shislif' disconnected
Lisa: Goodnight Sharif
Lanek: are we all out?
BOB no
Spring (Lanek): are we all out?
Lisa: ship shopping report?
Spring (Lanek): okay
BOB Ship is up now
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I'm good to keep going
BOB You are off to speak with Jorlaine
Carissa (Thistle): yup
BOB on the south end of the island
Lisa (Indigo): Bixi to the brothel!
BOB thos images are available for you
BOB grins with Lisa
BOB I should have made a brothel map just for Bixi
Carissa (Thistle): (and Indigo and Yout returned?)
BOB so the group heads to the south end of the island
BOB towards the docks
BOB yes to everyone being there
Carissa (Thistle): (just remember Bixi, it's far harder to get away with murder in city daylight)
Human, mage: WHO the in the NINE HELLS are you to tell me I cannot sail on your ship?
Human, Jorlaine: Because I do not like your smell
Human, mage: I will burn your ship to the ground!
Indigo: Unless it's your ship you don't really get to decide
Human, Jorlaine: I will watch you drown with an iron collar on your neck
Points to the halfing
Human, Jorlaine: You see my point
Thistle: mutters to Lanek, "If she doesn't like smells, ya might wanna stay in back."
Indigo: Your ship, your rules
Human, Jorlaine: Now go scamper off and find your own ship
Indigo: Sorry didn't mean to interrupt
Human, mage: I will be back
Human, mage: This ship will be mine
Looks at Indigo
Human, Jorlaine: Hello there
Human, Jorlaine: Oh
Carissa (Thistle): (do we want this ship? that sounds like a potential future encounter roll if we get it)
Human, Jorlaine: Hello there Admiral
Indigo: You recognize me?
TMO (Craigh): Who's afraid of the Big Bad Mage?
Indigo: Didn't think anyone did any more
Spring: you know there's gotta be a statue or a portrait or somethin
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Maybe we'll get a discount
Lanek: you know there's gotta be a statue or a portrait or somethin
Spring (Lanek): oops
Human, Jorlaine: Admrial Indigo, savior of the Drillian Fleet during the last civil war, and the only halfling to serve her magesty the Queen of Drillian
Indigo: smiles
Human, Jorlaine: You are a legend on the river
Indigo: You must be Captain Jorlaine that Bixi was talking about
Human, Jorlaine: You captured two? bugbear pirate ships? I know the legends say a dozen, but exagerations, so I am guessing two?
Indigo: Just one
Human, Jorlaine: Nods no doubts in that
Indigo: We did get a couple barges from regular pirates too
Human, Jorlaine: Who is this Bixi?
Indigo: points
Indigo: She told us about you
Human, Jorlaine: Huh, I had not heard the Queen had a gnome in her court
Bixi Fizzlebang: That would be me. Someone told us to come see you when we were searching for a ship
Human, Jorlaine: Oh gotcha now
Human, Jorlaine: The queen is a bit older for me
Bixi Fizzlebang: I love your name. It's very musical
Human, Jorlaine: Not thinking she wants that sort of thing anymore
Spring (Lanek): haha
Human, Jorlaine: Thank you Bixi
Human, Jorlaine: You seem young and spry
Raelynn: A botanist? What queen wouldn't want a beautiful garden?
Human, Jorlaine: Hmmm, yes, (looking at Rae),... a very beautiful garden, a secret garden needing to be tended
Bixi Fizzlebang: Aww, thanks Rae. I've never met the queen but I do love plants
Youtargim: Stands closer
Raelynn: Not that kind. She doesn't take kindly to those implications.
Raelynn: She can grow some very beautiful roses, though! And tulips!
Human, Jorlaine: So why are you here on this holiday Admiral?
Bixi Fizzlebang: And I know all about deadly sentient yellow mold!
Human, Jorlaine: No mold on my ships
Indigo: That was an accident. We're on our way to Dryads Lair and we need to rent a knarr. Ours is in repairs
Human, Jorlaine: Well
Human, Jorlaine: When are you sailing?
Indigo: As soon as we can
Human, Jorlaine: To Dryads Lair?
Indigo: Yeah
Human, Jorlaine: Are you going to return?
Indigo: Sure we will
Indigo: No one's the ambassador this time
Human, Jorlaine: Not sure I can rent a ship for that long of a trip
Indigo: laughs
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): we hope
Human, Jorlaine: You will be returning here to Loosend?
Indigo: Oh that's not good. Know anyone else who might have one?
Indigo: Of course. We have to return it
Thinking
Human, Jorlaine: I do have a knarr that I could part with for a month or two
Human, Jorlaine: we have not heard anything about shipments heading down river until summer
Indigo: How much would you charge?
Human, Jorlaine: How about I sell you a knarr, and guarntee that I buy it back from you when you return it?
Indigo: I didn't bring enough gold to buy a ship
Human, Jorlaine: 5,000 gold
Human, Jorlaine: a discount for a hero
BOB Anyone with bargining? or?
Indigo: If I buy a knarr even at that price we'd have no gold for supplies
Indigo: You are very generous but I didn't plan on buying
TMO (Craigh): bribe and persuasion. but I don't think I could give them money to charge less money
BOB Persuasion might work
Bixi Fizzlebang: Indigo is a very impressive hero with a really reputable memory. Any chance we could just leave a deposit and a promise to either pay the rest later or return the ship?
Bixi Fizzlebang: [SKILL] Persuasion [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 11) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 16]
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol nope
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I meant reputation. Not memory.
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): My memory is less good lol
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): What did I mean
Indigo: lol
BOB TMO want to make a check?
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): reputable reputation? I don't even know anymore.
BOB Lorie? Carissa? any ideas?
TMO (Craigh): am I there to roll? can do
Lisa (Indigo): it sounded really good though!
BOB Go for it
Craigh: [SKILL] Persuasion [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 11) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 12]
TMO (Craigh): phoot
Carissa (Raelynn): (oops one sec)
Raelynn: [SKILL] Persuasion [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 16) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 17]
BOB Does Lanek have anything?
Lorie (Licornah): (Nope, I made it clear last week I didn't have anything to contribute except blessing, chanting and weaving. I have anatomy if we need a targeted hit)
Carissa (Raelynn): (oh come on)
Lisa (Indigo): no one is very good with the ladies tonight
Lisa (Indigo): Yout? :)
TMO (Craigh): everybody failed by 1? ;)
BOB LOL Carissa? is Youtargim good with the ladies tonight?
Carissa (Raelynn): (I've been failing by 1 for like the last four sesssions!!!)
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Do we have anything in the party pack that's valuable that we don't want and can trade? Or maybe trade the wagon and horses? Or leave them as a deposit?
Spring (Lanek): sorry i forgot to say AFK
Carissa (Raelynn): (definitely not)
Lisa (Indigo): with the winning and what I brought we can make 5000
Raelynn: [CHECK] Charisma (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 13]
Lisa (Indigo): but the 270 for supplies? we'd be broke
Carissa (Raelynn): (there at least she still looks pretty)
Carissa (Raelynn): (we got two other leads)
Lisa (Indigo): nothing for pirates to rob if they attack us :)
Lanek: Talwin here just did three whole rounds in the arena
Lanek: he kicked ass all over the place
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ok, maybe Talwin wants to work at the brothel for the night.
Thistle: Didn't y'all say we could maybe find a ship elsewere? How 'about we think about it and come back?
Carissa (Thistle): (LOL)
Lisa (Indigo): not like I have not adventured broke before
BOB Laughs with Lemon
Lanek: whats-his-nuggets said we might be able to use his knarr
BOB and Lisa has a point, you will have a ship, on the river
Lanek: the guy who didn't lose it gambling
Human, Jorlaine: Chuckles with Lanek
Lisa (Indigo): want to check the others?
Human, Jorlaine: There are lots of people out there that want to get into my ship, winks, but I am selective
Lanek: that's ... fair
Human, Jorlaine: If you need a knarr, I am the only person to see
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Yeah, doesn't hurt to check the others. Can we find out if the offer stands if we come back? Or do we just take our chances?
Indigo: The only person?
Human, Jorlaine: Well now Admiral
Human, Jorlaine: Now that I know you need a knarr, I can make sure that the other two are not available to you
Human, Jorlaine: and you will have to work with me to secure a chace
Human, Jorlaine: chance
Lanek: just cuz the guy offered a knarr doesn't mean that's exactly what we need
Indigo: That's not very nice
Lanek: it was a poker game
Bixi Fizzlebang: very quietly to Indigo "Try flirting with her"
Human, Jorlaine: I am sorry Admiral, I do want to be nice, you are a legend afterall
Human, Jorlaine: But I do need to make a living
Human, Jorlaine: and with the spring floods coming
Human, Jorlaine: someone will want this ship
Lanek: can we buy it on a payment plan and return it before the next installment?
Human, Jorlaine: Will that be you taking it from them? or someone taking it from you?
Indigo: laughs
Bixi Fizzlebang: Well then why do you need to keep us from getting one from someone else? You will have many people willing to pay you, it sounds like
Lanek: points at Bixi
Human, Jorlaine: Smiles with Bixi, yes I can make a profit on all of them
Lanek: shorty got a point
Thistle: How ya know who the others are?
Human, Jorlaine: Looks at Lanek, the payment plans only work if you are willing to chase after the person who did not make a payment
Indigo: Do you need us to bring anything back when we stop at Riversbend or Dryads Lair? We can bring back cargo for you if you need
Human, Jorlaine: I like to stay here in the central part of the river
Bixi Fizzlebang: Or we can leave something as collateral....
Bixi Fizzlebang: looks at Yout
Lanek: how about we leave you a wagon and a team of horses as collateral
Human, Jorlaine: That is generous of you Admiral, but you are free to bring anything you need back, you can sell it and make a profit on your trip
Indigo: Does the knarr come with ship repair supplies?
Human, Jorlaine: I will make sure you are fit for the trip to Dryads Lair Admiral,
Indigo: All right
Indigo: Maybe your deal will turn us into pirates
Human, Jorlaine: I am also willing to swear an oath with your priests here to purchase her back at the same price if you return her in good condition
Human, Jorlaine: LAUGHS
Human, Jorlaine: As long as you pirates who turn a proift
Human, Jorlaine: profit
Indigo: We'll return it in good shape. No one's ever take a ship away from me.
Human, Jorlaine: Looks at Rae, Do you want to lay your hands on me?
Thistle: With what you're charging?
Raelynn: With what you're charging?
Raelynn: Oh. You mean for an oath?
Human, Jorlaine: I can submit to you.... for a bit
Human, Jorlaine: It might cost you a bit more, or maybe I will owe you?
Carissa (Raelynn): (sorry got distract with something amazing I will share in Discord in a bit)
Indigo: Ummm ... maybe Licornah should do the swear thing
Raelynn: Oh, I don't mind. I just had hoped we'd not have to spend so much.
Indigo: Okay
Human, Jorlaine: I give you my oath that if you return this knarr to me here in Loosend after your adventure that I will give you the full price you pay me as long as it is in good repair and ready for the next trip
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): It's a trap!
Raelynn: Does that work for you, Indigo?
Indigo: Yup
Raelynn: whispers, "I don't really know ship stuff."
TMO (Craigh): caveat caveat
Raelynn: Your oath is accepted.
Human, Jorlaine: Thank you
Human, Jorlaine: I take it you will sail at first light?
Indigo: I'll give you the gold when we are ready to leave
Indigo: That's the plan
Human, Jorlaine: I will have her ready
Indigo: Thank you
Human, Jorlaine: You can have any supplies sent here
Indigo: Know where we can sell a wagon and some horses?
Human, Jorlaine: Or you can pay me for them
Human, Jorlaine: I can handle that for you if you like
Raelynn: Handle it...how?
Indigo: But I need the gold for them
Human, Jorlaine: How good are the horses?
Indigo: Not to the payment
Human, Jorlaine: I can get you supplies for the horses, does that work for you?
Indigo: They are fine. They're for riding and not working
Raelynn: and NOT for feeding hippogriffs.
Indigo: Food and water to get us to Riversband for a dozen people?
Human, Jorlaine: Why does that matter?
Raelynn: Because some of us made friends with them, and you don't feed your friends to hippogriffs.
Indigo: laughs
Indigo: See! You like Youtargim now
BOB checking on prices
Indigo: Couple weeks ago you would have fed him to a hippogriff
Raelynn: I mean we can't completely rule that out.
Raelynn: winks
Human, Jorlaine: four horses for the supplies for two weeks for 12 people
Human, Jorlaine: You have a deal
Indigo: Good!
Indigo: Thanks Captain Jorlaine
Indigo: We'll see you in the morning
Raelynn: Don't celebrate too hard today!
Human, Jorlaine: Pleasure doing buisness with you
Indigo: 3 weeks to Riversbend so Zayden will be doing some fishing
Indigo: Good day!
Bixi Fizzlebang: He will be happy
Indigo: Well that's done
BOB and that was a successful day
Lanek: this is the part where we get drunk
Lisa (Indigo): we got 216 coppers
BOB Carissa what is your potential for next week?
Lisa (Indigo): that's good for some ale
BOB grins with Lisa
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I have 11 silver
Carissa: can't tell you
BOB the good old days when the group was poor and hungry for adventure
Carissa: will be there, might have to call it an early night though
Indigo: Sounds good Lanek
Carissa: honestly cannot tell you until day of
BOB no worries
Spring: sounds stressful
BOB just want to make sure everyone got everything done here before heading down river
Indigo: don't want to spend the 200 gp that talwin won
Indigo: can he replace his swimmable armor for that?
Carissa: July and August aren't my favorite months for a reason
Spring: :-(
GM: [d20 = 2]
BOB saved for July
GM: [d20 = 16]
BOB August is not looking quite as good
BOB Have a great night everyone,
BOB next week we start on the river
Carissa: Night!
Craigh: g'nite!
Spring: good night!!
'Lorie' disconnected
'Carissa' disconnected
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Bixi Fizzlebang: goodnight!
'Spring' disconnected
'Lemon' disconnected
Lisa: Goodnight!
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