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Chat Log - 2022 08 26 - Searching for Alexandria - Formatted - Story

'springdew' connected

GM: Hello Spring

Springity Thingity: oh hi!

Springity Thingity: i was goofing around in Wordament

GM: no worries at all

GM: we have a while to start. Lorie, Lisa, Carissa are all going to be late, Lemon likely also

Springity Thingity: whee :-)

GM: Marco just said he will be late also

GM: wry grin

Springity Thingity: hahahaha

Springity Thingity: i am, of course, at work

GM: Zero problem with that

Springity Thingity: and i think all our testing with character sheets has to do with classes that i'm not one of

Springity Thingity: no spells over here

Springity Thingity: i guess i could goof around with weapons

GM: Go for it

Lanek: [INIT][Reaction Adj: -2] [d10+8 = 14]

Lanek: Backstab Multiplier (Lvl 1-4)

GM: Those Backstab Multipliers should be dragged to the icon to place the effect before doing the attack

Lanek: okay

'Shislif' connected

GM: Hello Sharif

springdew (Lanek): i saw in the character sheet if you break out a weapon, it has a Powers tab

GM: yes

GM: there are LOTS of options

springdew (Lanek): i was trying to see how to get my powers from the Actions tab to stick to the short sword

springdew (Lanek): it says drag and drop but i don't see what to drag and drop where

GM: You drag to the Target

GM: Apply an Effect to Targets

Lanek: i drag the power to the target, not the sword

GM: yes

springdew (Lanek): need lots of nouns in this environment :-)

springdew (Lanek): and hi Sharif!

Lanek: Lanek tried to delay when it wasn't their turn.

GM: Lanek will now act on the next segment (previous init 14 ).

Lanek: Lanek tried to end their turn when it wasn't their turn.

Shislif: hi everybody

Lanek: [CHECK] [DEX+2] (vs. Target 3) [NOT-SURPRISED by 6] [d10+2 = 9]

springdew (Lanek): how is it going?

GM: Nice

GM: One of the oldest players and the newest player together here

GM: Not that Spring is ever old

springdew (Lanek): hahahaha

springdew (Lanek): tenured?

Shislif: lol nice :)

GM: chuckles, everyone who is a Dragonslayer is tenured

Shislif: woohoo we can't be fired!

Lanek: hahaha

Shislif: Time to reveal our true agenda :)

GM: Weeeellllll

GM: LOL

Lanek: we usually have rage quits instead of firings

GM: This is true

Shislif: makes sense

Lanek: i think i've rage quit a time or two

GM: I am glad you come back

Springity Thingity: shoot, if i'm gonna keep forgetting the Alt, i better be a lobster alien

Springity Thingity: i am glad too.

GM: Sharif what questions do you have about the campaign and or game mechanics, etc

GM: we have a bit before several players log in

Shislif: Hmmm

GM: Lisa, Carissa, Lorie, Marco are all going to be late

Shislif: Not too much at this point really, just learning as I go, I see the appeal of having a fighter character though

GM: We get to make sure that things are good, that people understand

Shislif: considering the fights

Shislif: No worries, and I got my break in an hour

Shislif: 55 mins

GM: Violence is the last refuge of the incompenent - name that quote

Shislif: Charlie Chaplin?

GM: guesses Spring?

Springity Thingity: No idea. I know it's not Dr. King. He said something about it being the last resort for those with no voice. Or something like that.

Shislif: maybe Robert Downey Jr playing Charlie Chaplin...

Springity Thingity: hahaha

GM: Azimov from Foundation

Shislif: Oh nice

Springity Thingity: oh yeah that makes sense

Shislif: I actually read that one, but ages ago

Shislif: remember enjoying it though

Springity Thingity: i didn't make it through the whole series

Springity Thingity: i lost the plot somewhere in Foundation and Empire

GM: also ties into why we run 2nd edition, no way a group survives unless the group has multiple people in various roles, no one can do everything and no one solution solves every encounter

Shislif: Yea I only did the first one

GM: so for example the Owlbear encounter could be solved by fighters, by thieves, by priests or by mages, but only if you have one or two of the others to work together to accomplish

Shislif: Oh that seems like a good thing!

GM: Here on the river you need fighters for scrags, you need priests to help with keeping everyone healthy, you need thieves to help detect dangers

GM: and mages are/can be versitile

Shislif: what are bards? bait?

Springity Thingity: i like a good mix

Shislif: :)

Springity Thingity: morale!

Springity Thingity: and also diplomacy

GM: Bards are theives who also dabble in magic and fighting

Springity Thingity: and other sneaky shenanigans

GM: and so can lend a hand in almost any situation

Shislif: True true, a lil bit of everything is nice :)

Springity Thingity: but don't they have like high CHR?

GM: Yes for Spring and Sharif, the advantage of a Bard is that the high Charisma gives a bonus to the non-combat encounters

GM: which can be almost everything

Shislif: ah cool

Springity Thingity: ugh, duty calls

User has gone AFK. (springdew)

GM: We will be here Spring

Shislif: ever think of doing something sci fi? or have you in the past?

GM: 100% for doing Sci Fi at some point in the future

Shislif: Cool cool sign me up :)

GM: I had thought about the idea for the change over from Klooge to Fantasy Grounds..... the first day of Fantasy Grounds have everyone in character like we are now then have an intercom go off, "Everyone report to duty stations, the holodecks will be turned off in 30 minutes" and everyone has to go back to their jobs rather than play a fantasy game on the holodeck

GM: But we have a LOT of stories to tell here still

GM: If I do find myself with enough time to run a second game it will be here in Fantasy Grounds and doing Traveller for classic sci-fi

Shislif: Oh that would've been fun, but this is a lot of fun as well so undertandable

Shislif: plus it is FANTASY Grounds so makes sense

GM: grins

User is back. (springdew)

Springity Thingity: i would be interested in a sci-fi game

Springity Thingity: and the holodeck thing would be funny. we'd have to find out who we really were

Springity Thingity: like is mage=engineer or cleric=medic or fighter=security etc

Shislif: lol yea

Shislif: Ever watch that Life on Mars show? Similar idea

Springity Thingity: i do not think so

Shislif: Similar idea

Lanek: [ATTACK (M)] Hand Axe [THACO(18)] [d20-3 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Youtargim] [AC: 6 ]

GM: I will be creating something in the future eventually

Lanek: Backstab Multiplier (Lvl 1-4)

'LordBiBo' connected

Lanek: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(18)] [d20-3 = 3]

Attack [3] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Youtargim] [AC: 15 ]

Lanek: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing (1d6=3)] [d6 = 3]

Damage [3] -> [to Youtargim] [STATUS: Light]

GM: Hello Marco

Shislif: Hey Marco!

springdew (Springity Thingity): okay so i don't drag the backstab to the target. i just click on it

springdew (Springity Thingity): and then i drag the weapon die

GM: nice

springdew (Springity Thingity): but i don't think the multiplier actually engaged

springdew (Springity Thingity): it didn't say if i even hit, but it said damage so i guess i did?

springdew (Springity Thingity): maybe because i'm attacking an ally, since that's all we have?

Springity Thingity: and hi Bibo!

Lanek: Backstab Multiplier (Lvl 5-8)

Lanek: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(18)] [d20-3 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Youtargim] [AC: 9 ]

GM: It should not matter SPring

GM: and that is weird that it is not showing if you hit

Lanek: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing (1d6=3)] [d6 = 3]

Damage [3] -> [to Youtargim]

Springity Thingity: maybe because NPC

GM: and it is not giving the multiplier

GM: I wonder if it is one of the extensions interfeering

'LemonyLemon' connected

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): heya

GM: and Hello Lemon

springdew (Springity Thingity): hi Lemon!

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): we in a fight already?

GM: not at all, just testing

springdew (Springity Thingity): what he said

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): problems with backstab?

GM: maybe

Springity Thingity: the perennial problem of is it malfunctioning or am I the one malfunctioning

LemonyLemon: Hello everyone!

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: suppose you could just roll damage x times equal to your multiplier

GM: I am pretty sure it is not you Spring

'Master TMO' connected

GM: and Hello TMO

GM: so only Akilah is owned by a player right now

GM: so that anyone can look at a sheet to see how spells are sorted, etc

GM: I can clear those after someone looks

Shislif: should i click my guy then?

GM: not really

Craigh: my char sheet in Actions/Powers:Preparation|Actions view, has them grouped by level

LemonyLemon: That's what I want

Craigh: wel, it said Level 1 at first, now it just says Spells

Craigh: granted, I only have 1st level spells

LemonyLemon: See, that's what mine did too. But I want it back sorted by levels

LemonyLemon: And nothing I have clicked so far has switched it back

GM: there are new changes to the 2nd edtion rule set, and and and

GM: so we need to know what TO expect, how that has changed and what to do about it

LemonyLemon: I mean, in a perfect world it would also be sorted by mage/priest, but I can work around that easily enough. But I need it sorted by levels

Shislif: back :)

GM: Did you look at Craigh Lemon?

GM: I cleared TMO from there so you can see

Master TMO: in fact, when I first opened the charsheet, it had clickable arrows on either side of the number of spells, but I can't get those back either now

GM: do you mean first time tonight? or previously?

Master TMO: tonight

GM: Hmmm

GM: If we can document that so we can post it to the developer

LemonyLemon: Yeah, his is same problem as I experienced last week. Mine was fine, I think, and then the potion got added and it was like, oh, ok, well then you only get two categories, potion or spells.

GM: Hmmm

LemonyLemon: But don't quote me on that. It might have been that way from the start and I didn't notice. But it DEFINITELY was sorted by levels during the brawl at the arena

GM: When you go to Display which are you using? I go to Actions and it shows differently

N'laea: I can't get it to end now using N'laea

GM: cleared N'laea

GM: and Craigh

LemonyLemon: I have clicked through all the display and grouping button options, and still couldn't find the old grouping

GM: Mode has Combat, Standard, and Preperation for Display it has Actions, Group, Summary

LemonyLemon: yes

LemonyLemon: all those

LemonyLemon: All different things, but none the things I want

GM: Does changing those into various combinations help?

GM: Ok

Lanek: [TOWER] [SKILL] Bribe [PERCENT:Bribe] (vs. Target 20) [FAILURE by 27] [d100 = 47]

GM: yeap that worked Spring

springdew (Springity Thingity): cool

Lanek: [SKILL] Swimming [MOD:STR] (vs. Target 11) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 10]

Shislif: Hello!

Craigh: hey howdy!

Lanek: [CHECK] [DEX+2] (vs. Target 3) [SURPRISED! by 0] [d10+2 = 3]

Lanek: Backstab Multiplier (Lvl 5-8)

Lanek: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(18)] [d20-3 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Youtargim] [AC: 14 ]

Lanek: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing (1d6=4)] [d6 = 4]

Damage [4] -> [to Youtargim] [STATUS: Moderate]

Springity Thingity: :-/

GM: Lemon what about spells

LemonyLemon: what about them

GM: want to take this time to make sure that everyone gets a chance to work on how they are using things

GM: and what we might be able to change

Shislif: gotta check out for a bit brb

LemonyLemon: I don't know what that means

GM: Lemon, what is happening with spells, is there something on another character sheet different than Bixi you see to use

GM: and I will test things over the weekend to add/remove extensions if there are options for that

User has gone AFK. (Master TMO)

LemonyLemon: Nope. It's just exactly like TMO posted. Things switched from categorized by level to categorized alphabetically, and there seems to be no way to switch it back that we know of.

LemonyLemon: I just want to be able to group them by level again

GM: Ok

GM: I am looking through the Options menu now to make sure that is not something I can change

GM: I do not see anything that looks like it affects it Lemon, sorry

LemonyLemon: test

GM: YEap

LemonyLemon: Oh, we're just all quiet lol

GM: I am here listening

GM: This is the time to experiment

GM: and we will go into Encounters when you want

Lanek: could my inability to hit have something to do with it not being my turn on the combat tracker?

LemonyLemon: I just literally can't function like this with this many spells. If we don't find a way to fix it, I will probably just want to roll a new character, tbh

GM: you have to decide how to spend the night, on the middle of the river or on the shore, or ????

GM: We will figure something out Lemon

Craigh: may I look at Bixi's sheet Lemon? Doubt I'll come up with any brainwaves, but I'm curious

GM: I do want you to have fun

GM: Bixi is not owned go for it TMO

LemonyLemon: Yeah, please

Bixi Fizzlebang: ok, solution. bit of manual work, but solution... I hope

LemonyLemon: I did previously put in my own categories manually, but they didn't save

Master TMO: released the character Bob

GM: grins that was from TMO

GM: and free

Master TMO: ah, dangit, that was my solution

LemonyLemon: Lol, I read your mind

Master TMO: if it didn't save, then it's probably not going to work for me either. I edited 2 groups, see if they're there for you now still

LemonyLemon: It took me a whole evening of game-time, which was fine... but then the next week it was all gone

Master TMO: yeah, that bites

LemonyLemon: I mean, I might have just not done the thing I needed to do to make sure it stuck, I'm not sure. I'd definitely put in the work again if I knew it would stick

Master TMO: hmm....

Bixi Fizzlebang: Yes, the thing you did seems to have stuck

GM: nice

GM: now to see it sticks for next week

Craigh: but I bet only for tonight

GM: But it works for tonight for you Lemon?

Craigh: ok, possible *other* solution

Craigh: but would involve re-adding the spells to the character

Bixi Fizzlebang: I mean, it's three spells that are separated from the giant list lol, not functional long term, but I can suffer through it tonight, but I might take longer to figure out my turns if we have combat

Craigh: I only did 2 spells Bob, not enough to change anything

GM: no worries TMO

Craigh: Lemon, if I share my screen, can you watch?

GM: The other thing to talk about is building modules TMO,

Bixi Fizzlebang: I caaaaan

GM: grins

GM: want me to release which characters

Craigh: yeah... I haven't done anything on the Devil module in a while, sorry

GM: ZERO sorry on that TMO

GM: just mentioning because is there any way other players can contribute to building a module

'MadamePsychosis' connected

GM: Hello Lisa

Craigh: converting the PDFs to text blocks so I don't have to re-type it all

MadamePsychosis: Hello :)

GM: Smiles with Lisa

GM: and Yes to TMO

MadamePsychosis: Craigh knows about pdfs!

GM: LOL

Craigh: haven't been bothering with OOCly stuffs yet tonight, it's all been FGU interface talk

Lanek: hi Lisa!

Craigh: and HELLO!

MadamePsychosis: Hi Lanek :)

Lanek: hahaha i forgot to lobster myself

Craigh: thx for reminding me about this thing called "manners" Lanek

Springity Thingity: that's super funny

MadamePsychosis: Lanek is Mr. Manners

Springity Thingity: Lanek is the last person to teach manners

MadamePsychosis: lol

GM: LOL

GM: Quote

Craigh: because you'll never need another teacher after him?

MadamePsychosis: Is there something I should be doing?

Lanek: when you eat stew with a knife, be sure yer holdin yer elbow just so

Bixi Fizzlebang: lol!

GM: Lisa TMO and Lemon are working on spell organization

Craigh: forming a union, demanding representation

'seyfert' connected

Springity Thingity: SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION!

Springity Thingity: ahem

MadamePsychosis: lol

Bixi Fizzlebang: STRIKE, STRIKE

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: In motherland, magic spells cast YOU

Springity Thingity: hahaha!

GM: hah

GM: Hello Carissa

seyfert: hi all

MadamePsychosis: Hi Carissa :)

Springity Thingity: hi Carissa!

seyfert: long day but I am here, mostly :P

Howard Plum: me too

seyfert: lol

GM: Lisa has been locked away in a secret government location all week

GM: no cell phone etc

Springity Thingity: eeks

MadamePsychosis: Was fun. Got a lot done :)

GM: good

Craigh: how many lights do you see?

seyfert: They let you out so that's a good sign

MadamePsychosis: Was at National Archives. Asked archivist - how does it feel now that everyone suddenly knows you exist? :)

Master TMO (Craigh): lol

Springity Thingity: hahaha

GM: LOL

seyfert: lol

GM: How did they respond?

MadamePsychosis: He laughed

GM: good

MadamePsychosis: He didn't want to talk about he wwho shall not be named, but then neither did I

Master TMO (Craigh): no blame from here

Springity Thingity: i do not say the name either. that person loves it when you say their name

MadamePsychosis: yes I try to avoid

Springity Thingity: i don't care whether they can hear me or not, it's an energy thing

MadamePsychosis: agree

Master TMO (Craigh): He Who Shall Not Be Named, But For Totally Different Reasons

MadamePsychosis: but a couple years ago, so many people would have no clue what Natl Archives is and now it's all over the place. Tis strange

GM: very true

MadamePsychosis: other than the guy from Clinton admin who was stealing docs in his socks - that made news :)

GM: chuckles,

GM: that is also a sign of how old you are

Springity Thingity: i don't remember that one

Bixi Fizzlebang: lol oops, sorry, clicked and dragged

GM: Is ok

GM: so Lemon and TMO do you think you have a better idea on spells?

GM: 10 minutes and we move to deciding the night encounters

Master TMO (Craigh): oh, sorry, yes we finished that. forgot to let you know. You're supposed to be omniscient

GM: smiles

Bixi Fizzlebang: Yeah, if it sticks next week, I will put some more work into it

Master TMO (Craigh): I did a bit on my spells too, just to try

GM: You can test that tomorrow Lemon

GM: I close at the end of the night and reopen

GM: so tomorrow morning you will be able to test

Bixi Fizzlebang: Ok, great

GM: So Lisa, Marco, TMO, Carissa, Lemon, Spring are all here, Sharif is AFK for another few moments

GM: you can decide what do about night encounters

GM: and then we start with those

MadamePsychosis: not have any

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: now?

seyfert: yeah that

GM: LOL

Springity Thingity: so we have to decide where to spend the night yes?

GM: Yes to Spring

Springity Thingity: anchor in the river or go ashore

Master TMO (Craigh): not have them is good. I like this

GM: river channel, bank and beached, or other as you come up with it

MadamePsychosis: even if we pull to shore someone has to stay with the ship

MadamePsychosis: not like we can all walk away and leave it there alone

MadamePsychosis: but yes we can pull over for walks on land

Master TMO (Craigh): Walkies!?

GM: chuckles

Springity Thingity: hehehe

Springity Thingity: while there's still light out. not in the dark

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: just toss anchor

Springity Thingity: but i do prefer to stay on the knarr

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: easier to defend from ship surrounded by water than from land if attacked

Master TMO (Craigh): agreed

Shislif: hey i'm back, sorry went a lil long

Springity Thingity: from the encounters standpoint, i think it's the same amount of dangerous. but i don't want to add "get back to ship" to my to do list in combat

MadamePsychosis: lol

MadamePsychosis: so that decided

GM: grins

GM: so now that everyone is back

GM: Priests can help heal anyone before the sunsets

Shislif: we still on the ship?

GM: yes

Shislif: Nice

GM: just the same as a road encounter but on the river

MadamePsychosis: Hi Sharif :)

Shislif: Hey there :)

Thistle: same warning as before with added auto zip of the logs?

MadamePsychosis: Youtargim could use an orison

springdew (Lanek): hahahaha

GM: Umm. what Thistle/Carissa?

seyfert (Raelynn): (same warning I posted last week or week before whenever that was)

seyfert (Raelynn): (but this time it also gave me a zip file of the log?)

GM: Sorry not understanding

seyfert (Raelynn): no worries not important right now I do'nt think

GM: ok

Raelynn: [CAST] Orison

Raelynn: [SAVE VS] Orison

Raelynn: x3 for You, Indigo, and Talwin

Raelynn: 7 hp

GM: thank you

Raelynn: I can't see numbers so... split accordingly

Raelynn: Talwin needs 6, Indigo 7, that gives Yout 8

Indigo's health adjusted by +7

seyfert (Raelynn): overnight healing it 2?

Indigo: Thanks Raelynn

'LorieD' connected

Youtargim's health adjusted by +8

Raelynn: Anytime! You look more handsome this wa y.

Talwin: Advanced Effect ['Giant-kin, 2-handed sword;DMGX:2'] -> [to Talwin] [by Giant-kin, 2-handed sword]

Talwin: Advanced Effect ['Punching;BSTR: 0;'] -> [to Talwin] [by Punching]

Talwin: Advanced Effect [''] -> [to Talwin]

Talwin's health adjusted by +6

seyfert (Raelynn): nope FG didn't like that either

GM: I did 6 to Talwin, 7 to Indigo, 8 to Youtargim

springdew (Lanek): Yout shouldn't be healed by a spell, since he got damaged during testing

springdew (Lanek): that's kind of unfair to Rae

seyfert (Raelynn): (he did? pfft give him his full HP then if true)

GM: OH sorry healing more than

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): oh I thought a scrag nipped him last week

Youtargim's health adjusted by +0

springdew (Lanek): maybe, but Lanek has been beating him up for hours

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal's health adjusted by +2

springdew (Lanek): trying to make the multiplier multiply

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): LOL

seyfert (Raelynn): (how much? Akilah is down 2 as well, but if overnight is 2 HP not too horribly worried)

Youtargim's health adjusted by +2

seyfert (Raelynn): (and/or give the extra Yout healing to her)

Lanek's health adjusted by +1

GM: So Everyone is fully healed by that one Orison from Rae

GM: That includes any healing through Morning

LorieD (Licornah): (Evening all)

GM: Hello Lorie

seyfert (Raelynn): Hi Lorie

springdew (Lanek): hi Lorie

Master TMO (Craigh): Hi!

Indigo: Hi Lorie :)

GM: SO night encounters

GM: tell me who is on which watch

GM: and it seems you are staying in the river channel

springdew (Lanek): Lanek square in the middle

seyfert (Raelynn): it's dark and water everywhere, keep the non-swimmers awa y from the edge

MadamePsychosis: Howard can go 1st and Indigo 2nd

Master TMO (Craigh): Craigh is avail for 1 or 3, probably from up a mast

seyfert (Raelynn): Rae and Thistle where needed.

Raelynn: Whoever wants to talk to whoever. Does Howard want Rae all up in his business? Because she's ready for that.

GM: I vote for that

seyfert (Raelynn): lmao

Master TMO (Craigh): lol

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Bixi just doesn't want to be stuck with Yout

seyfert (Raelynn): Stuck in the middle with Yout

MadamePsychosis (Howard Plum): lol

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol

Raelynn: (LINK)

GM: Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right stuck in the middle with Yout

seyfert (Raelynn): Bixi can be third as spellcaster who needs sleep

seyfert (Raelynn): Craigh and Bixi for third?

GM: So Howard and Rae 1st, Indigo and ?? second and Bixi and ?? third

MadamePsychosis (Howard Plum): Lanek is 2nd

GM: good for third

seyfert (Raelynn): Howard/Rae, Indigo/Lanek, Bixi/Craigh

springdew (Lanek): Lanek is on 2nd

Shislif (Zayden): i can go :)

seyfert (Raelynn): Others can jump in where they want if we have at least those basics

GM: and Lacornah and Kiliah are on?

seyfert (Raelynn): Choose who you want to talk to

GM: Thistle?

MadamePsychosis (Howard Plum): yikes for bad spellin

GM: Youtargim?

seyfert (Raelynn): lmao

LorieD (Licornah): (I rowed at least two shifts... can I get sleep?)

seyfert (Raelynn): Apparently Yout has to be first or second, and Rae can't be all nosy with him there so he's second

GM: yes to Lorie, sleeping for two shift

LorieD (Licornah): (I can take third then)

Shislif (Zayden): Zayden 3rd shift then?

GM: yes for spell recovery

GM: Zayden is 1st

Shislif (Zayden): oh ok

GM: Howard, Rae and Zayden

Shislif (Zayden): we on?

GM: and GO

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): middle shift's fine by me

Zayden: Howard and Rae how goes you all this fine day?

GM: Indigo, Lanek, and Akilah on 2nd

seyfert (Raelynn): (Thistle is lazy and lseeping again?)

Howard Plum: I'm glad to be taking this first watch

Howard Plum: I hope nothing will happen this early

seyfert (Raelynn): OH!

Zayden: I like to take the first watch as well

GM: grins with Carissa

Raelynn: [CAST] Wyvern Watch

Raelynn: [SAVE VS] Wyvern Watch

Zayden: Best to get it over with I always say

seyfert (Raelynn): (let's do that this time, I've wanted to try it)

Wyvern Watch

Howard Plum: I agree

Zayden: Back when we used to audition in Bard school, I always wanted to go first

Raelynn: after casting spells scoots closer to Howard

Zayden: The anxiety of waiting in anticipation was so strong!

Raelynn: SOOOOO Howard.... is it true??

Howard Plum: You went to Bard School?

Zayden: Notes Rae and Howard sitting awfully close together

Howard Plum: blushes

Howard Plum: What is true?

Raelynn: What Indigo said!

Zayden: Yes the Boarding School for Bards, or Barding School for short, or The School for Bards works and the Boarding is just implied

Raelynn: About if we had to sacrific someone to a toll dragon....

Raelynn: And how you might suffice because, you know.

Zayden: sacrifiece someone?

Howard Plum: I would not let anyone sacrifice you

Raelynn: No no, I mean...

Raelynn: Have you REALLY never been with someone before??

Zayden: Whoa, now that's sacrifice

Howard Plum: Well ... I mean ... that was Indigo joking

Raelynn: Mmmhmm, go on.....

Raelynn: There's no shame. I'm just very curious!

Howard Plum: You are?

Howard Plum: Maybe I'm just waiting for the right person

Zayden: I'm kind of curious too now

MadamePsychosis (Howard Plum): lol

Raelynn: Of course I am! I want to know everyone about everyone's love life, but yours is very interesting!

Zayden: Tell us Howard, what does the right person look like in your mind?

seyfert (Raelynn): (poor Howard, lol)

Howard Plum: I don't think it's very interesting

Shislif (Zayden): lol

Raelynn: nods

Raelynn: And that's why you're a mage and not a priest of love.

Raelynn: But I AM a priestess of love so.....

Howard Plum: Well the right person would want to be with me. I don't see a lot of that

Zayden: Well would this right person be a male or female? Or could it be either?

Howard Plum: But I'm not really looking. So much work to do

Raelynn: sighs

Raelynn: Typical mage.

Raelynn: Do you WANT to be with someone? I could hook you up.

Raelynn: WAIT

Raelynn: Have you even been kissed before??

Zayden: Never Been Kissed, great fable

Howard Plum: YES!

Raelynn: Oooh dish!

Howard Plum: Everone's been kissed I think

springdew (Lanek): some of us pay fer it

MadamePsychosis (Howard Plum): LOL

seyfert (Raelynn): lmao

springdew (Lanek): cuz yanno, caint be encumbered

Raelynn: Sure, sure, but I need more details than that. Who was it? Where? When??

Howard Plum: I kissed the gardener's daughter when I still lived at home.

Howard Plum: But my father found out and threw the gardener and his family out

Zayden: Hey nice Howard!

Zayden: Oh that's a bummer

Raelynn: Wow your father's a jerk.

Howard Plum: I wasn't supposed to be doing that

Zayden: your dad sounds like a dick, with respect

Raelynn: And that had to have been years ago! Or did you go home those six years we were gone?

Zayden: That must have been quite traumatic Howard?

Howard Plum: No not so much. It was very like my father.

Howard Plum: It was a long time ago. Soon after he sent me to try to become a priest

Zayden: So you're saying your father was consistently a dick?

Howard Plum: laughs

Raelynn: Oh, a priest? Of who?

Howard Plum: You could say that

Zayden: Well that's tough Howard, nothing wrong with recognizing that, it's how we move on

Howard Plum: I didn't get that far

Howard Plum: He sent me to the Grand Celestry in Dryads Lair so I could study and decide but nothing really too

Howard Plum: took

Howard Plum: That was after my fighting training

Raelynn: Er, fighter? I can't really imagine you in an areana....

Raelynn: *arema

Howard Plum: Then I got sent to the Mage Guild there

Raelynn: ....

Raelynn: Wow, you've done a lot.

Raelynn: ....but not a lot of ladies, apparently.

Howard Plum: Yes, I have failed at many things

Zayden: That does sounds like a lot, didn't any of it appeal to you?

GM: WOW

seyfert (Raelynn): LOL

Raelynn: Or anyone?

Zayden: There's no such thing as failure Howard, we only learn what not to do

Howard Plum: Not until Branwyn found me and taught me that I could try and learn spells

Howard Plum: Thank you Zayden. That is very kind

Howard Plum: You were successful at Bard School

Howard Plum: Was that the first school you went to?

Raelynn: ...and likely more successful with the ladies. And men? I'm not even sure.

Raelynn: Oh no, did he fall asleep??

Howard Plum: Maybe ...

Zayden: I suppose it's wasn't the first school I went to, we did have a form of preschool and elementary school, but it was the first school I took seriously

Raelynn: Oh just deep in thought, good.

Zayden: Not asleep, I just had to form my thoughts

Zayden smiles

Raelynn: Just making sure!

Raelynn: smiles back

Howard Plum: And now you perform to applause wherever you go!

Raelynn: Well since Howard isn't going to dish, what about your love life, Zayden?

Howard Plum: That is good to be talented

Zayden: Well thank you Howard!

Zayden: It's always nice to be appreciated, it is the great strength and weakness of any bard

Zayden: And Rae, with all my time away and in captivity, I seek to reignite the fire of my love life

Zayden: If you have any proposals, I'm all ears

Raelynn: Hmmm.... well, I am thinking of doing a matchmaking service once we return.

Zayden: I'm sure such a service would do quite well

Raelynn: And who knows who we'll meet on this trip! We'll be hitting many towns.

Zayden: Such is one of the pros of being single, the possiblities are endless

Raelynn: And if Howard would like Indigo's joke to be wrong, I have ideas for that. You just let meknow...

Howard Plum: blushes again

Zayden: Howard your cheeks are cherries!

Raelynn: Mmhmm! You can be my first official client!

Howard Plum: Perhaps I will

Raelynn: beams

Zayden: Oh Rae oh Rae, the turn has come your way

Raelynn: laughs

Zayden: What does your love life have to say?

Raelynn: Mine? Oh, I'm still figuring it out.

Raelynn: I trust in Hanali, though.

Zayden: Shouldn't the head of a matchmaking service have this figured out?

Raelynn: Well, Hanali gives us all these lovely spells to find love for others, but she doesn't let them work on her followers.

Raelynn: Love for us is suppose to be a surprise.

Raelynn: And a reward.

Raelynn: But we're allowed to instigate that for others, you know?

Zayden: Is it unfair, then, to take away the surprise for others with magic?

Howard Plum: I think love would be a reward for everyone

Youtargim [A Comm]: [Translation] snores lightly

snores lightly

[understood by: Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal]

Howard Plum: What was that?

Raelynn: Well that's why people can choose it or not! Me helping them find love, I mean.

Howard Plum: looks around

Zayden: That sounds fair, the use of magic should be consensual

Raelynn: I like playing matchmaker but being surprised.

Zayden: consentual?

Raelynn: Yes! See? You get it, Zayden!

Zayden: Thanks

Zayden smiles

GM: and moving to the Second watch

GM: quiet and peaceful on the river

Raelynn: Let's go wake the others, including the sleep talkers.

Zayden: The River's been quite nice everyone

Raelynn: Come on, Yout. You're mumbling again.

Raelynn: gently shakes him awake

Howard Plum: wakes Indigo

Youtargim [A Comm]: [Translation] Yes Love

Yes Love

[understood by: Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal]

Zayden Sings his wake up song

Raelynn: Hopefully that spell keeps it quiet.

Youtargim: Ahhhmmmm

Youtargim: What

Raelynn: Come on, sleepyhead. Your turn.

Youtargim: What, oh morning,

Youtargim: I mean thank you Rae

Master TMO (Craigh): TMO's WakeUp Song: "GET UP LAZYBONES!"

Raelynn: Mmhmm! You have a good watch!

Indigo: goes and wakes Lanek

Indigo: Watch time!

Lanek: groans

Lanek: k i'm up i'm up

Raelynn: goes to sleep middle of the ship/below ship wherever is away from water

Youtargim: Tucks Rae in safely on his way around checking on things

Indigo: then goes and wakes Akilah

Zayden Sleeps under the stars

Indigo: Watch time!

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: yawns and wakes up. She had to go to the bathroom anyway.

Youtargim: Indigo, thank you for being on watch with us

Lanek: ugh

Lanek: groans more

Indigo: Sure

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Youtargim: Lanek have you ever been on this river?

Indigo: There's a lot of people on this watch.

Lanek: Cahus on a cracker, I hardly slept.

Indigo: Maybe something exciting will happen

Youtargim: We need them, middle of the night is when the danger lies

Lanek: I don't remeber yet, kid. I'll tell you in a minute

Lanek: I dreamed Raelynn was tryin to fix me up with Josie Lee at the Salty Snail back in whatchacallit. You know, over yonder.

Lanek: An I dint wanna settle down, but you know, she might be a good, you know, special friend.

The date is Trall____de, 2nd Man (Early Spring), 358 SKR

Young Moon's phase is Full Moon

Old Moon's phase is Waning Gibbous

seyfert (Raelynn): (lmao)

seyfert (Raelynn): (adds Lanek to her list...)

Lanek: An then her ex, who is also a scrag, was lookin at me from around the corner.

Lanek: And then y'all woke me up.

Youtargim: Lanek I think you would be good to settle down with one woman rather than trying to juggle several of them

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: returns from the head gazes out into the twilight.

Indigo: You should take us there when we get back

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Anything interesting out there?

Indigo: Your girl is in love with a scrag?

Indigo: Not yet.

Lanek: it's a rough place. some of the younger among us might not be safe there

Youtargim: It is nice to have two almost full moons out to help light the night

Lanek: naw, not for real, in the dream!

Indigo: Is it a theives guild place?

Lanek: she aint my girl, just kinda meany-nice with a heavy pour

Youtargim: Lanek it is ok to have those desires, Scrags are virile creatures, everyone wants to

Lanek: not official, no

Lanek: casts a look at this punk like he wants his ass kicked

Indigo: I don't want to do anything except kill scrags

Shislif (Zayden): lol

Indigo: anything with a scrag

Youtargim: The toughest one in the group is always attractive

Lanek: turns back to indigo

'mharmon1' connected

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: I imagine there must be many special diseases one can catch from these scrag creatures.

Lanek: anyways, i like meany-nice wimmin

GM: Hello Michael

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: They do not seem the most... sanitary of creatures.

Youtargim: I prefer women myself

Indigo: She must like you too if she make you good drinks

seyfert (Raelynn): Hi Michael

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): Hi Michael! Congrats!!

Lanek: hm. maybe she does. those drinks are so good

Youtargim: But I have heard of those who get taken away performing different acts than normal to secure their freedom

springdew (Lanek): hi Michael!

mharmon1: Hi! And Thanks! I"m so happy!

LorieD (Licornah): (Evening Michael)

GM: It is very much worth celebrating Michael

Master TMO (Craigh): hi

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Congrats!

Lanek: turns to Yout

Master TMO (Craigh): want to buy a house in Texas? ;)

mharmon1: Oops. Still loading. I'll chat as soon as it' sdone :)

Lanek: you know, we got enough people on watch. why don't you bed back down again? nobody will mind

seyfert (Raelynn): grats!

Lanek: we got too many. too many people on watch

Shislif (Zayden): congrats :)

Youtargim: I was here to make sure we are set for the evening

Youtargim: I will take your offer Lanek, thank you

Youtargim: I will take your watch later on for you

Youtargim: night

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol, need to keep Lanek's tactic in mind next time I'm stuck with Yout

Lanek: sighs under his breath "FFS"

Indigo: Goodnight Youtargim

Heads down to sleep near Rae

mharmon1 (Talwin): (no, giving it one year and then I'm fully remote in Utah)

mharmon1 (Talwin): :)

mharmon1 (Talwin): SOrry about house in Texas

GM: So Lanek, Indigo and Akilah

springdew (Lanek): what's going on with a house in Texas?

Indigo: I like Yotargim but sometimes he says strange things

Lanek: nods

Indigo: How are you liking the group Akilah?

Lanek: look, i would just go ahead and teach him a lesson, but i think Branwyn might take my hide

Indigo: Nah! Branwyn wouldn't.

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: It is quite large, so I am still having trouble getting to know everyone

mharmon1 (Talwin): (He wanted to know if I would buy a house in Texas. Out of cards for me :) )

User has gone AFK. (LemonyLemon)

Indigo: Watches are good for that.

springdew (Lanek): i caught that part. i was wondering if i missed a natural disaster or something

Indigo: I'm sorry you came all this way to study the Mist and now you are sailing far away from it

mharmon1 (Talwin): (Oh, hadn't considered that. Everything ok TMO?)

Indigo: I'm glad you aren't sick any more though

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Yes well, one can only study it so much when they are unwell.

Master TMO (Craigh): (ah, nope. tryiing to move to other side of Texas, have to sell this house to do so)

Master TMO (Craigh): (but as soon as we put it on the market the housing bubble popped)

mharmon1 (Talwin): Oof

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Barely had the strength to lift a razor, much less take notes on it.

mharmon1 (Talwin): Sorry bud

Indigo: It's hard but you'll get used to it when we get back

springdew (Lanek): the bubble popped already?!?!

Master TMO (Craigh): property has a history of messing with me. *shrug*

springdew (Lanek): craaaaaaaaaaaap

Master TMO (Craigh): oh yes, quite a while ago

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): high interest rates are slowing things.

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: I do hope so. It shall be hard to study an illness while suffering from it

Lanek: grunts and nods

mharmon1 (Talwin): (And brutal inflation)

Indigo: Or the best time?

Indigo: Maybe when we get back, we can convince Branwyn to go save the elves and kill the vampires who cause the Mist

Lanek: vampires? vampires cause the Mist? you got to be kiddin me

Indigo: But that would not be good for your studies if we get rid of what you're supposed to be studying

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Curious that the mist only affects elves.

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Well, if the mist ceases to be, I shall find other studies.

Indigo: Oh no. It affects everyone. I think it's just elves more

Talwin: Uh, I beg to differe Akliah

Lanek: naw, i don't think it only affect elves

Talwin: Kills certain magics altogether too

Talwin: Personally, I think it's one of the reasons the lands within it are so well resistant to outside invasion

mharmon1 (Talwin): (Sorry, Talwin interjected. Assuming we are together?)

GM: yes

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: As you can see, I have collected very little information on the matter as my condition prevented me from doing so. Perhaps I would do better to simply speak to you all.

User is back. (LemonyLemon)

Talwin: Glances at everyone before back to Akilah

Indigo: Lanek, you don't know the stories that the vampires cause the Mist to give them cover to walk in daylight and they harvest the Mist with dwarves

Lanek: at least to start

Lanek: yeah, no, i wasnt in on whatever that was

Indigo: Hope not!

Indigo: grins

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Why would dwarves work with vampires?

Lanek: and how the heck you harvest mist?

Indigo: No no. Dwarves are the victims

Indigo: They use dwarves. Blood I think to use in the spells that make the Mist

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Of the mist or the vampires?

Talwin: Probably why you don't see many of them in our lands

GM: dwarves ar a myth

mharmon1 (Talwin): But we've seen dwarves bob?

Lanek: but, um, aint dwarves a myth?

GM: Only two in the last 100 years or more

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): ignore the man behind the curtain

mharmon1 (Talwin): :)

GM: both adventurers with your group

springdew (Lanek): to the locals they are a myth

springdew (Lanek): oh wait, derp. Lanek has faught alongside a Dragonslayer dwarf

Talwin: If they are a myth, we've seen them in the flesh. Once they were captive in a castle

springdew (Lanek): *fought

Talwin: Very rare

Talwin: At least in my experience with dwarves outside of our company

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: I have met many dwarves in my homeland.

Talwin: I've met a few in the free cities

Talwin: Almost none in our lands

Indigo: We met a whole tribe of them in the hills when we were looking to save Tiberius

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: And humans, giants, gnomes... all sorts of races. They do not segregate there as they do in these lands.

Indigo: Tell us about where you are from

Indigo: Sounds like you are sad to have left it

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Sad? I suppose one always misses what they no longer have. But I am sure I would miss this land once I am gone from it as well.

Lanek: snorts, amused

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: My home town is known as Hiyal. It is a port city with a great many factories. So many that soot coats the walls of every building there.

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: It is called the City of Intrigue as there also is a great amount of smuggling and other underground dealings there.

Lanek: snorts, nods in approval

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Indigo: I've never seen a factory before. What do they make?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: The people, those who are not criminals that is, are very business minded. Many merchants and the like.

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Metalwork of all kind. Weapons, armor, mundane goods.

Lanek: nodding

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Some of the greatest weapons in all the world come from Hiyal's foundries.

Lanek: i like the sound of the place

Lanek: what's the food like?

Indigo: We should go there some time.

clutches his sword in his sleep

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): who?

GM: Youtargim

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): he's such a light sleeper

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: The food is spicy. Lot of flatbreads too. We drink a lot of coffee as well.

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Also fish, of course.

GM: coffee is unknown here

Lanek: a lot of what?

Talwin: Shakes head.

Talwin: It's a rare luxury, we don't really see it Lanek

Zayden tsk

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: It is a dark bitter drink that gives one much energy. It is an acquired taste, but my people love it.

Lanek: sounds like somethin to make you cough

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Most in my land would not begin their day without a cup.

Talwin: Imagine a disgusting potion that makes you feel hyper alert for a few hours that you can make any time if you have the right ingredients

Lanek: yeah i don't need that, but the spicy fish sounds good

Talwin: smiles

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: They say that the hotter the lands, the hotter the foods, and it is very hot in Hiyal.

Indigo: That's good because we'll be eating a lot of fish as soon as Zayden catches any

Zayden ears burn

Indigo: You would think you would like cold food in a hot place

GM: and moving into the third watch, Licornah, Bixi, Craigh, and Thistle if you can wake her

Zayden dreams of cold fruit in the hot sandy desert

Licornah: :: grabs her loom and takes a spot on deck for watch ::

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): nice

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: The thing is, food tends to go bad quickly in hot places, so you need spices to preserve them. Unlike cold places where food is naturally preserved by the weather.

Lanek: nodding

Indigo: Ohh I didn't know that

Lanek: that stands to reason

Lanek: that stands to reason

Zayden good point

Indigo: goes to wake Craigh

Indigo: Watch time!

GM: Akilah has another elf to pass the watch to

Zayden: keep it down, some of us are dreaming of watermelong!

Indigo: wakes Bixi too

Bixi Fizzlebang: (LINK)

Craigh: yawns

Indigo: Time to wake up

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): (do 2e elves sleep 8 hours?

Bixi Fizzlebang: bounces up

Indigo: Time for me to go back to sleep

Lanek: shuffles off to the bedroll

GM: YEs to Marco

Bixi Fizzlebang: nudges Thistle very NOT gently

Bixi Fizzlebang: Thistle get up!

Bixi Fizzlebang: You got to sleep last time!

Zayden: Oy! Watermelons!

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): ah, other editions they only meditate for like 4, and that's their sleep for the night

springdew (Lanek): sheez

GM: Thistle is snoring away

Thistle: Go AWAY....

Thistle: turns over

Bixi Fizzlebang -> Thistle: No, get up! We need to get the dirt on Craigh and Licornah!

Thistle -> Bixi Fizzlebang: What?

Master TMO (Craigh): drags himself up to the central part of the floaty thing, boat, ship, whatever.

Craigh: drags himself up to the central part of the floaty thing, boat, ship, whatever.

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: goes to find a cozy place to sleep.

Zayden tucks himself back to sleep

Bixi Fizzlebang -> Thistle: Wake up! I need your... bluntness. They're both too quiet

Zayden watermelons

Thistle: UGH FINE.

MadamePsychosis: lol

Bixi Fizzlebang: What are you making, Licornah?

GM: Quote for Carissa on watermellons

Bixi Fizzlebang -> Thistle: You get the dish on Craigh, I'll try Licornah. How'd he lose his arm? Etc.

Licornah: :: shrug :: Not sure yet... I am hoping a blanket, but we might have enough time for a scarf.

Bixi Fizzlebang: Not enough time for a blanket? Or does a scarf take longer? I'm confused

Thistle: CRAIGH! How'd you get up there with one arm? How ya gonna get down? 'Cause I ain't catching you, and you'll kill Bixi if she tries to catch you!

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol, please tell me Craigh is th eone missing an arm?

Licornah: Oh, well I don't know how much time I'll get to work on it given our adventures. So I hope for a blanket, but anticipate it will be a scarf

Bixi Fizzlebang: Too bad we weren't on the ship sooner. A scarf would have been nice when we were out camping in the cold

Bixi Fizzlebang: Is it cold where you come from?

Zayden dreams of watermelons

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Licornah: As it's farther north, it does tend to be colder, yes. But only a bit I think. I haven't been here long enough to be sure

Licornah: What about you? Are you from here?

Thistle: squinting her eyes

Thistle: Did he fall asleep up there???

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, KEEP THE RUSTY FIEND AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thistle: calls behind her, "It's barely spring! You'll be cold again soon!"

Craigh: Practice!

Bixi Fizzlebang: I'm from a village not too far from Branwyn's estate. A good enough distance that I can live my own life, though

GM: Do magic swords dream of steel wool sheep?

Thistle: And you're getting down.... how??

Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Tries to hold back a smirk

Craigh: We'll have to see.

Licornah: Oh, I didn't realize you were that close, that's a good thing I think

Bixi Fizzlebang: Do you miss home?

Bixi Fizzlebang: Why did you leave?

Bixi Fizzlebang: Did you have a lover there? Family?

Bixi Fizzlebang: Pets?

Thistle: Maybe you can use one of the sleepers as a pillow?

Bixi Fizzlebang: calls to Thistle, "Yes! Yout looks squishy enough!"

Licornah: I miss my family. My family grew crops and we had a dog. I miss people who know my geography :: laughs ::

Bixi Fizzlebang: What kind of crops?

Licornah: I always feel like I'm talking about things no one gets.

Bixi Fizzlebang: What was your dog's name?

Bixi Fizzlebang: What kind of geography are you talking about?

Licornah: Oh, corn, wheat, and green beans. Tomatoes too

Thistle: Maybe you can tell your apprentice to solve this problem. Isn't that what they're for? To do things for you when you don't want people to know you didn't think anything through?

Licornah: My dog's name is Reezle

Bixi Fizzlebang: Oh, probably no one does get it. Some of us haven't been away much and some of us.... aren't.... the smartest. You could try explaining things more!

Licornah: Well my central point is always Silvermoon... no one has even heard of it. No one knows my faith. :: shrugs :: Just a bit of fish out of water

Licornah: My faith led me to leave home

Licornah: so here I am.

Bixi Fizzlebang: Ooooh, tell me about your faith

Licornah: :: nods :: more patience is always required as you learn a new location

Licornah: Lurue is the Unicorn goddess. She supports helping animals and those in need. At home we offer healing to those who most ask for it

Bixi Fizzlebang: Mine is pretty much just about taking care of nature and having fun and being silly, when you boil it down. Elf stuff seems more fancy

Licornah: She doesn't have a formal church, just a statue or two

Bixi Fizzlebang: Do they have to ask? Or do you heal anyone who seems like they need it?

Licornah: Nature and fun can go hand in hand

Licornah: I was raised to do both... offer help to those in need and those who ask

Bixi Fizzlebang: What's your favorite memory of using your skills?

Licornah: I wouldn't say Lurue is more fancy... she's in tune with animals. The ultimate honor for one of my faith is to see a unicorn

Bixi Fizzlebang: Mine is when I sent a phantom arm chasing after Craigh

Bixi Fizzlebang: Ooooh, I love unicorns almost as much as ghosts.

Bixi Fizzlebang: Haven't seen either yet, but maybe one day!

Licornah: :: smiles as she thinks :: Working with a group to heal a group of folks in Silvermoon who needed it. Then we celebrtated near the River with the local animals

Bixi Fizzlebang: Have you seen one?

Bixi Fizzlebang: Ooooh, how did you celebrate? Food? Dancing? I want all the details

Licornah: :: shakes head sadly :: No, no unicorn for me.

Bixi Fizzlebang: Oh no! How do you find one? Maybe we can find one together after this trip is done

Licornah: We had a large feast and there were musicians - but other than honoring Lurue, not a lot of dancing.

Bixi Fizzlebang: Do you eat meat?

Licornah: My mother says they find you. My brother has seen one but he won't tell me the story. He says I haven't earned the story :: laughs :: So like him

Bixi Fizzlebang: Did you get along with your brother?

Licornah: Not a lot of meat, no

Craigh: Who's eating unicorn???

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Bixi Fizzlebag: Professional Questioner Extrordinaire!

GM: hands Bixi a second notebook for her investigation

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol

Licornah: and yes, I love my brother. He's a Knight of Lurue. He patrols the forest to keep it safe from Thay

Bixi Fizzlebang: Ew, no one better be eating Unicorns

Bixi Fizzlebang: What's Thay?

Licornah: Do you eat meat?

Bixi Fizzlebang: I do, but not if I've talked to it first

Licornah: What about you, how do you honor your deity?

Thistle: You in your sleep, Craigh!

Bixi Fizzlebang: Look, I'm going to be honest with you, I left home for a lot of reasons, one being that I'm not really the greatest at following traditions. My god is the god of tricksters, and I've really only been able to do that one really good prank and honestly I'm not even sure Craigh noticed so it might not have even been successful. I'm working on it

Thistle: turns back around

Thistle: Oh hey, I remember that one! I thought it was hilarious!

Thistle: Craigh was just... disarmed by it.

Bixi Fizzlebang: snorts

GM: rim shot

Craigh: Good thing I don't have any tomatoes up here.

Thistle: grins

Bixi Fizzlebang: Thistle, I like you more and more every day

Thistle: yells back up, "Only your whole body when you're ready to come down!"

Thistle: gives a dramatic bow

Thistle: I try my best.

Bixi Fizzlebang: yells up "I could try and cantrip some if you want me to toss them up at you!"

Licornah: Oh... that's okay. Many deities are patience and understanding of those who have to stray

Licornah: Especially as an adventurer, you're often away from the shrine / church and not able to follow strict customs

Thistle: Like how Craigh has strayed like a cat up that mast?

Bixi Fizzlebang: Thanks, that reassurance is nice. So far no squirrels have come to pelt me with acorns so so far so good!

Thistle: No, but your god made you the apprentice to Craigh so....

Licornah: :: squints :: Craig why would you through perfectly good tomatoes in the river? We could make stew

GM: makes a note on squirrels

Bixi Fizzlebang: I can't wait to watch him try to get down

Thistle: That's why I haven't moved from watching him.

Licornah: Squirrels are tricksters for sure. Chipmunks are usually friendlier

Thistle: Now if only I had something to snack on while we wait.

Licornah: And rabbits, oh the jokes they want to play

Bixi Fizzlebang: Did everyone eat all the stew I made earlier?

Thistle: The thing with the weeds in it?

Bixi Fizzlebang: That's the one

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I passed that cooking roll!

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): It was good!

seyfert (Thistle): (but Zayden fished up weeds so...)

Licornah: :: continues her weaving ::

Thistle: It was good! Not that I'm picky.

Bixi Fizzlebang: CRAIGH DO YOU SEE ANYTHING USEFUL UP THERE? OR CAN'T YOU SHADE THE MOONLIGHT WITH ONLY ONE HAND?

Thistle: Glad to see those weeds weren't something poisonous.

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Nothing wrong with seaweed

Craigh: Tasted alright to me.

Licornah: How did he get up there anyhow?

Thistle: OH! I have an idea!

Thistle: Craigh! Make shadow puppets!

Thistle: I mean, they won't be as great with one hand, but at that angle, they'll still be good!

Craigh: You do realize it's *night* time, right?

Thistle: points up at the two nearly full moons

Thistle: You're lacking an arm, not eyes.

Thistle: Wait, you're not lacking eyes, too, right??

Craigh: Fine, whatever. This one is 'a hand'

Craigh: holds up one hand

Thistle: Well now I need tomatoes to toss at you.

MadamePsychosis: lol

Craigh: this one is what I call, 'The Finger'

Thistle: I gotta hand it to you - you stink at this.

GM: LOL

Bixi Fizzlebang: [SKILL] Cantrip [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 11]

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Can I cantrip tomatoes?

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I don't know how cantrip works

GM: Yes a tomatoe

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Great, done

Thistle: You got five fingers, too! Or can you not count as well?

Bixi Fizzlebang: hands tomato to Thistle

Thistle: Oh, thanks! Let's see....

Craigh: holds up his hand with only one finger showing

GM: HAH

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol

Thistle: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

seyfert (Thistle): .....

Thistle: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

Thistle: Why can't I hit him???

GM: Did you drag a sling attack to Criagh?

seyfert (Thistle): Yes. To throw a tomato at him.

Craigh: is protected by the Gods

seyfert (Thistle): well throw dart technically

Craigh: Advanced Effect ['Punching;BSTR: 0;'] -> [to Craigh] [by Punching]

Bixi Fizzlebang: I'd try but I'm definitely too short

Thistle: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

GM: There you go, Craigh was not on the CT

Thistle: [ATTACK (R)] Dart [THACO(17)] [d20 = 20]

Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (R)] [at Craigh] [Hit-AC: -3 vs. 10 ] [AC: -3 ] [Location: Shin] [CRITICAL HIT]

seyfert (Thistle): (LOL)

seyfert (Thistle): (did she have two tomatos so she can roll again??)

GM: and so SPLAT

Craigh: Rude!

GM: Smashes Craigh with a conjoured tomato

Thistle: You wanted to throw tomatos, I'm showing you how to throw them!

Thistle: 'Cause you ain't good at anything else right now!

Thistle: That puppet show was HORRIBLE.

Craigh: nods. "Okay then."

Thistle: I expect better next time!

Craigh: Well, let's see if I can figure this out here....

Craigh: [SKILL] Cantrip [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 5]

Thistle: gets ready to dodge

Craigh: flicks a rotten egg back down in their direction.

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): lol they don't know about coffee, but they know about tomatoes? :P

Master TMO (Craigh): not really trying to hit anyone, but a near landing is fine

Thistle: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

Thistle: [ATTACK (R)] Dagger, Coated [THACO(17)] [WvA: piercing v Studded Leather (-1)] [d20-1 = 19]

Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (R)] [at Thistle] [Hit-AC: -2 vs. 10 ] [AC: -2 ] [Location: Forearm, back] [CRITICAL HIT]

seyfert (Thistle): (she's ready to dodge, that's like parry, right?)

GM: SPLAT into Thistle, with a critical hit, she cannot dodge

Bixi Fizzlebang: Licornah, you want to play food fight with us?

Thistle: Wow. With one arm??

Master TMO (Craigh): (that was Thistle rolling to parry, not Craigh attacking, I thought)

Thistle: Okay, I admit I'm impressed.

Licornah: :: head shake:: no thanks, I'm going to keep working on this. Have fun

MadamePsychosis: so when do these guys wake the entire group with their shenanigans?

GM: Soon

seyfert (Thistle): (oh yeah, it looks like Thistle tossed at... Thistle???)

GM: That is how good she is

seyfert (Thistle): LOL

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol

Thistle: And I'm impressed because I had to show you how it's done.

Master TMO (Craigh): talent runs deep in her bones

Thistle: And I am clearly impressive.

GM: But as morning starts

Bixi Fizzlebang: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 3]

The time is 2:00 PM

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Morning is 2pm?

seyfert (Thistle): (wow they slept in late)

The time is 6:00 AM

springdew (Lanek): hahahaha

The time is 6:00 AM

Thistle: walks away from the mass and the egg remains to clearly frame Craigh

The date is Lad____de, 3rd Man (Early Spring), 358 SKR

Young Moon's phase is Last Quarter

Old Moon's phase is Waning Gibbous

Thistle: *mast

GM: Everyone is awake and moving

Youtargim: Good Morning Rae

Youtargim: Good Morning Indigo

Raelynn: Ooh that was a lovely.... UGH, what is that smell???

Thistle: Craigh did it.

Zayden: Good Morning all!

Youtargim: I am afraid that Bixi was trying to cook again

Bixi Fizzlebang: It's Craigh's fault

Indigo: Yuck!

Zayden: Boy I slept great

Bixi Fizzlebang: Hey!

Thistle: Nah, her stew was great. Now if she makes more stew from THAT, then maybe.

Craigh: Yeah, yeah, blame it all on me, as usual...

Bixi Fizzlebang: I know better than to use rotten food

Youtargim: I will let Indigo judge what is good or not

Thistle: Hey, wait, how did you get back down??

Indigo: What happened?

Indigo: That smell isn't good

Youtargim: Talwin and Zayden go lift the anchor please

Thistle: Just like his puppet show.

Indigo: We have to row here

Craigh: The opposite way of how I got up.

Talwin: Nods

Talwin: Nods

Youtargim: I will get us situated and we can start our day

Talwin: Walks to anrchor station

Thistle: snerks

Talwin: Begins cranking the winch

Thistle: Smartass. Your show sucked, but you're alright.

Bixi Fizzlebang: Do I need to row right now, or should I go cook us some breakfast?

Youtargim: [SKILL] Seamanship [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 11]

Talwin: Anchor Aboard!

Craigh: Thanks. Since I only put on a show because you demanded it, I'll just lay the blame on the director.

Thistle: I'll row if you want to cook, Bixi.

Youtargim: Cooking is more important Bixi

Thistle: nods

Indigo: You did this? You weren't attacked?

Zayden: I could fish shall I fish?

Thistle: I should have know to get better actors. But budget cuts, ya know?

Thistle: Well he was attack by me.

Youtargim: Yes Zayden go trawl a line to see what you catch during the day

Thistle: And then I was attacked... by me because he wasn't good at attacking.

Craigh: Please, I'm at least a decent actor.

Bixi Fizzlebang: What do we even have that's appropriate for breakfast?

Indigo: Clean it up then

Youtargim: just be careful not to latch onto another one of those seal things

Thistle: grabs a mop and hands it to Craigh

Bixi Fizzlebang: [SKILL] Cooking [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20 = 10]

Craigh: stabs the egg with the mop repeatedly.

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Whatever it is, it's edible!

Youtargim: [SKILL] Whistling/Humming [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 15]

Thistle: gives him a thumbs up

Craigh: hooks the mop handle under his one arm and just walks forward, pushing the egg to the edge of the ship and over.

Thistle: gives him two thumbs up

Bixi Fizzlebang: Are you mocking him with your second thumb?

Lanek: grumphs

Thistle: wiggles her thumbs and grins

Craigh: gives Thistle an encore of his puppet show 'The Finger'

Craigh: gives Thistle an encore of his puppet show 'The Finger'

Talwin: LOL

Youtargim: a cheerful tune as he steers the knarr out into the channel and gets things underway

Thistle: laughs

Thistle: Don't wear it out, man. You gotta keep the audience wanting more!

Indigo: goes to the oars and starts to row

Lanek: starts rowing

Lanek: you know, if you row hard enough you get to hear the blood in yer ears and you don't have to listen to fools

GM: So a quick tally of the 8 who are rowing today? two shifts of 4 hours each, you can swap someone out as you want

Indigo: grins

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Bixi will swap in after the first shift

Thistle: Good thing your heads empty so you don't gotta listen to yourself, then, Lanek.

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: watches with the very expensive spyglass.

Lanek: nobody wuz talkin to you, short-arse

Zayden: I can row first shift

seyfert (Thistle): (Rae and Thistle can row whenever)

Thistle: grins

Indigo: What is wrong with you today Thistle? You're being mean today

Thistle: shrugs

mharmon1 (Talwin): Same with Talwin

Indigo: Go sit in the hold

Thistle: I had to actually do watch. Shi says I'm nicer when I sleep longer.

Indigo: No one wants to hear you

Bixi Fizzlebang: Thistle isn't mean, she's fiesty. A quality I admire, due to my religion or something.

Thistle: OR something.... actually, I think she just curses me under her breath a lot.

Indigo: points at the hold

Thistle: salutes Indigo and goes

Indigo: She's never going to grow up

Talwin: How come when she's mean to me everyone's fine with it?

Youtargim: Indigo, do you know her friend we are going to rescue?

Indigo: Jilly did but Thistle's always going to be a baby

Indigo: No clue

Raelynn: Um, she didn't seem nice to Craigh or Lanek. Maybe she just has something against some people?

Indigo: Not sure what we're gonna do when we find her since there's no room on the knarr

Talwin: I'm sure we'll figure someting out

mharmon1 (Talwin): grunts

Talwin: grunts

Indigo: Maybe we'll put them on a ship home

Raelynn: You think she's stay behind?

Bixi Fizzlebang: Maybe we can tug a rowboat behind us

Indigo: Hah!

Indigo: Yeah put Thistle and her friend in a dinghy in the back

Lanek: snorts approval

Raelynn: Ooof, I doubt you'd hear the end of that.

Indigo: Not if I'm in the front rowing

Indigo: grins

Youtargim: Indigo did I hear you say you lived somewhere on this river too?

Talwin: grumbling grumpily

Craigh: But he wouldn't have to hear anything about it right now

Bixi Fizzlebang: I mean, or maybe Talwin wants some alone time with his sword

Talwin: Hey Bixi, I think Thistle want's you to join her

Indigo: Not on the river. Inland further

seyfert (Raelynn): (man, no Thistle to make kissy faces)

Raelynn: Bixi at least is cooking for us.

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: gazes across the horizon to see if we are there yet.

Talwin: I feast on my pride

Talwin: chuckles to himself

Youtargim: I am interested in anything you know about the river coming up

Bixi Fizzlebang: Remember that next time there's not quite enough food to go around and I don't offer you any

Talwin: Snorts

GM: and both Akilah and Zayden can make checks

GM: Alertness, Obersvation, Fishing, etc

Indigo: you'd think Jennivive was on board causing disharmony amongst the crew

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [TOWER] [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 5]

Fish, Eel, Electric: Advanced Effect ['IMMUNE:lightning'] -> [to Fish, Eel, Electric]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [TOWER] [SKILL] Find/Remove Traps [PERCENT:Find/Remove Traps] (vs. Target 90) [SUCCESS by 11] [d100 = 79]

GM: Zayden?

LorieD (Licornah): (FYI BOB, my character sheet is throwing errors with every click)

Licornah: [SKILL] Observation (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 13] [d20 = 2]

GM: Thank you Lorie

GM: I am not seeing them

Shislif (Zayden): ok sorry back

mharmon1 (Talwin): (just those two?)

springdew (Lanek): i am getting assaulted by errors

GM: Zayden needs a fishing check

Zayden: [SKILL] Fishing [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 9]

springdew (Lanek): and i'm not doing anything

GM: OK so keeping this to the CT

GM: grab a screen shot if you can Lorie or Spring

GM: and I will check which extension afterwards

LorieD (Licornah): (mine appear similar to what Carissa posted)

springdew (Lanek): i already dismissed them, sorry

springdew (Lanek): couldn't see what was going on

GM: Akilah is watching and sees that Zayden's line grows taught

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): taut

GM: and then a very large fish starts to emerge

mharmon1 (Talwin): lol

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: It seems you have caught one.

GM: yes to Lisa the line is taut and now Zayden is about to be taught

GM: grins

Zayden: yea large fish right here

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): lol

Zayden: I can feel it

Zayden: so taught

mharmon1 (Talwin): I try not to correct anyone because I type like a heroin addicted badger

Fish, Eel, Electric: [DAMAGE] Discharge [TYPE: lightning (3d8=14)] [3d8 = 14]

Damage [14] -> [to Zayden] [STATUS: Heavy]

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): Shocking!

Shislif (Zayden): damage?

mharmon1 (Talwin): Nice lisa

Indigo: Cut the line!!

mharmon1 (Talwin): lol

Raelynn: ZAYDEN!!

GM: Suddenly Zayden is ZAPPPED by an electric charge shooting up the line from the eel that he caught

Zayden: This fish isn't better than me

mharmon1 (Talwin): What on earth is he using as a conductor???

seyfert (Raelynn): (not sure that's how eels work... but sorry, sorry science)

Zayden: Ouch!

Raelynn: Zayden, if you die before I hook you up with someone, so help me! DROP THE LINE!

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Let it go, let it gooooooo

mharmon1 (Talwin): Or drop A line!

mharmon1 (Talwin): LOL

Zayden begrudgingly drops the rod

mharmon1 (Talwin): Some good ones tongith

Raelynn: Thank you.

GM: and so Zayden suffers only a bit of electrical damage from the first ZAP

Zayden: Of course

Talwin: Calls out worried

Master TMO (Craigh): zapden?

Zayden: Just fishing

Talwin: You okay?

GM: 1 quick reaction what do you do for the line that Zayden dropped

seyfert (Raelynn): (anyone got rubber gloves?)

seyfert (Raelynn): (telekineses? something? you know what they say about downed power lines - fire hazard, ect)

Zayden: Can I pick it up again?

Fish, Eel, Electric: [DAMAGE #2] Discharge [TYPE: lightning (2d8=8)] [2d8 = 8]

Damage [8] -> [to Fish, Carp, Giant] [STATUS: Light]

mharmon1 (Talwin): (someone tell him not to use a metal rod)

mharmon1 (Talwin): :)

Raelynn: No! We need it off the ship, though!

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I mean, we got two sets of fishing gear, right? Just let that one go

Fish, Eel, Electric: [DAMAGE #3] Discharge [TYPE: lightning (1d8=8)] [d8 = 8]

Damage [8] -> [to Fish, Carp, Giant] [STATUS: Moderate]

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): using copper wire for fishing line

Zayden: just kick it off then, any rubber boot should be fine

Raelynn: Oh wait... are you... fishing by fishing?

mharmon1 (Talwin): what's going on?

Raelynn: We should still get rid of it. Or cut it free.

mharmon1 (Talwin): damage-wise?

Raelynn: Or it'll keep shocking everything since it's trapped.

Bixi Fizzlebang: OR it could be delicious stew?

Zayden: I mean it can't shock the entire ocean

Indigo: Cut the line!

Zayden: it's got to runout of electricity eventually

Zayden: and then we can eat it

Indigo: River

GM: Akilah can see that the line is tangled because Zayden actually hooked onto a giant carp, but an electric eel attacked the carp at the same time

Bixi Fizzlebang: I don't think that's how eels work

Raelynn: ZAYDEN. It's one fish. Let it go!

Talwin: Just cut the damn line!

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): oh god, not carp

seyfert (Raelynn): (Oh wait)

Zayden: carp?

seyfert (Raelynn): (Or Akilah points out the eel isn't the one)

Talwin: We know you can fish, you don't need to prove anything!

seyfert (Raelynn): (So we need to... reel it in?)

Zayden: I'm not trying to prove anything, I just like to fish

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: it is in fact 2 fish, not one.

Zayden: like some people like to fish, and some peoplpe don't like to fish, and I'm the type of people that likes to fish

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: We should save the carp from the eel.

Raelynn: You are hurt, Mister. You need to be careful.

Raelynn: How?

Zayden: Rae is so nice, she cares about people

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Can no one magic missile the eel?

Zayden: pee on it

Zayden: eels don't like pee, that's science

Raelynn: If we grab the crap, then the eel will swim off, won't it? So someone needs to get that line in.

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): If I cast hold animal, would that stop it from shocking everything if it worked?

Talwin: Talwin stops and stares at the Tabluau unfolding before his eyes

GM: you can feel free to ......

Talwin: You just said to pee on a fish

seyfert (Raelynn): (...find out if fish are animals)

Talwin: What the gods man

Zayden: Don't act like it's not a great idea Tal

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Everyone is getting one free-for-all action or do I need to wait my turn or?

Craigh: I'm going to go over to the other side of the boat. Let me know when sanity returns to this side...

Howard Plum: I could cast on it if I could see it

GM: everyone gets 1 action

Talwin: I'll pee on YOU if you don't cut the damn line

Zayden: My action is to pee on it

GM: Bixi first

Lanek: is too GD tired for whatever that-all is and stays out of it

GM: Zayden has his

Zayden smirks

GM: Craigh and Lanek are committed

Raelynn: The eel isn't on the line. The carp is, but the line is tangled and the eel is trying to steal the carp from us. I think.

GM: Yes to Rae

Zayden: And to clarify

Zayden: I only want to pee on the eel

seyfert (Raelynn): (she's conjuring which is why she added I think)

Zayden: or as i call it

MadamePsychosis (Howard Plum): called shot

Raelynn: No. Zayden. Just no.

Zayden: peel

mharmon1 (Talwin): I hope to god you get the shit shocked out of you

Craigh: Wow... look how normal this side of the boat is... very nice.

Zayden: let me peel

GM: LOL Zayden peeing, Howard, Called shot

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I can't figure out how to cast the way my list is now

Master TMO (Craigh): you're welcome!

Bixi Fizzlebang: Bixi Fizzlebang cast a spell NOT memorized.

Talwin: I'm not eating that

Bixi Fizzlebang: [CAST] Hold Animal [at Fish, Eel, Electric]

Fish, Eel, Electric: [SAVE] vs. Spell [d20 = 9]

Save [9] [Target 17] -> [for Fish, Eel, Electric] [vs Bixi Fizzlebang] [TARGET-FAILED]

MadamePsychosis (Howard Plum): not Howard! If Zayden only wants to pee on the eel it is a called shot

Zayden: Bixi to the rescue!

Zayden: We wash it first Tal sheesh

Zayden: very clen kitchen

Zayden: clean

GM: and the Eel failed its save and is held by Bixi's spell

Bixi Fizzlebang: Lol, I don't know if it worked yet Zayden

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): - the lol

Raelynn: Oh, nice job, Bixi!

Raelynn: Now can someone good with ropes get that carp up here so the eel has nothing to attack?

mharmon1 (Talwin): gags

Talwin: gags

Raelynn: Or do we need to ask Thistle to come back up here?

Zayden: if Thistle can help go for it

Howard Plum: Craigh is good with ropes isn't he?

Raelynn: nods

GM: second fishing check and or rope use will be able to haul it up onto the deck

Raelynn: Well, if none of you volunteer....

Shislif (Zayden): oh I could fish check

Lanek: (LINK)

Raelynn: Craigh! Lanek! Yout! Come help or you might not get dinner!

Craigh: Depends on your thoughts about my acting abilities.

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [TOWER] [SKILL] Rope Use [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 20) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 9]

mharmon1 (Talwin): (Honestly, i'm just kind of staring at the screen. I don't know how to handle this)

Zayden: [SKILL] Fishing [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 7] [d20 = 17]

MadamePsychosis (Howard Plum): lol

seyfert (Raelynn): (it's just to untangle the rope)

Shislif (Zayden): dang

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: lassos the carp and pulls it up with her rope

GM: I am wiping my eyes and glasses Michael

seyfert (Raelynn): (at this point, Talwin might be able to say, screw his fishing rod, and cut it free, lol)

Craigh: Have you tried pulling on the loose end?

mharmon1 (Talwin): He's going to lose both rods at this point

springdew (Lanek): i don't got any rope help

Craigh: [SKILL] Rope Use [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 7]

Raelynn: (guess I was thinking escape bones or something for thieves, but that works)

Raelynn: Thank you, Craigh.

Youtargim: Akilah manages to save the fishing gear and loops a rope around, Craigh comes over and helps pull the carp and eel both up onto the deck, the eel is magically held still

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): A food fight AND an attack by a fish. This has been a good night.

Craigh: Please don't pee on me.

Raelynn: And thank you, Akilah.

mharmon1 (Talwin): and the electricity has fried the urine, making a delightful smell for all aboard

Zayden: fine

Raelynn: Now, someone either kill the eel before the spell wears off or toss it overboard before someone else gets hurt, please?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: It is no trouble, now slay the eel before it begins causing trouble again

Youtargim: Youtargim is still steering the ship

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [INIT] [MOD:Shortsword][Reaction Adj: -3] [d10 = 2]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(17)] [AC: -5 ] [d20+3 = 22]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing (1d6+6=12)] [d6+6 = 12]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(17)] [d20+3 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Fish, Eel, Electric] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 9 ] [AC: 5 ] [Location: Shoulder, top] [HIT]

Raelynn: And thank you again, Akilah. You deserve seconds if Bixi makes enough.

Zayden: Thanks Akilah!

GM: Marco did you drag that onto the Eel on the CT?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: ct?

GM: It worked for me

GM: Combat Tracker

Bixi Fizzlebang: With a fish that big, there should definitely be enough for everyone

mharmon1 (Talwin): Talwin stares for a moment, before standing abruptly and hurling his guts out overboard

Talwin: Talwin stares for a moment, before standing abruptly and hurling his guts out overboard

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: there's a combat tracker?

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: What is WRONG with you

GM: Menu -> Combat Tracker

Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): He PEED on dinner!

LorieD (Licornah): (Angulas - the favored snack of SPaniards everywhere :) )

GM: all the Tokens involved in a combat

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: I thought you had a stronger constitution than this.

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing (1d6+6=11)] [d6+6 = 11]

Damage [11] -> [to Fish, Eel, Electric] [STATUS: Critical]

LorieD: Damage [11] -> [to Fish, Eel, Electric] [STATUS: Critical]

Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): I thought I did too. We need to fix this soon

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: I would be lying if I said I was not disappointed

GM: and the Eel is dead

GM: and the Carp is also

Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Whatever will do with your dissapointment. The heavens weep

seyfert (Raelynn): (rounds or out of rounds now?)

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: pats the carp.

GM: Out of rounds

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: poor thing

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: Don't get sassy with me, I will murder you in your sleep.

Raelynn: [CAST] Orison

Raelynn: [SAVE VS] Orison

seyfert (Raelynn): (7 for Zayden)

mharmon1 (Talwin): Well, I can't say it was pleasant, but I will never forget this encounter

Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): I could pee on you if you want?

Zayden's health adjusted by +7

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: I am a sword, I doubt I would care.

GM: did that for you Rae

Lanek: (LINK)

seyfert (Raelynn): (ty)

Raelynn: We'll see how the rest of the day goes, but that should hold you for now, Zayden. Please don't get hurt again.

Talwin: Hey Zayden!

Talwin: Reven wants to know if you'll pee on him?

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: Again, I would be disappointed. But having no human squishy bits, that would most likely be the extent of my discomfort

Raelynn: gives Talwin a very concerned look

Zayden: hey

LemonyLemon (Reven / Lipthink (giant sword)): lol!

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): That ws NOT what Reven said

Zayden: Think I'm alright though, just comes with fishing sometimes you know

mharmon1 (Talwin): LOL

mharmon1 (Talwin): I know

mharmon1 (Talwin): haha

Zayden: Sure I'll pe on him haha

mharmon1 (Talwin): now I'm fucking dying over here bob

Zayden: I try not to kink shame anybody

Indigo: Yuck

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: A shame we could not save the carp. They are very special fish.

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I know YOU know, I'm just letting everyone ELSE know

Raelynn: They are?

Raelynn: clearly happy for a subject change

mharmon1 (Talwin): (Sorry, forgot people can't see all the whispering we do)

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Have you not heard tales of carps?

mharmon1 (Talwin): (If you go back and read chat, you'll be entertained)

seyfert (Raelynn): (not until they read chat tomorrow!)

Raelynn: No? They're just basic fish here.

mharmon1 (Talwin): Sorry sorry, now I can't stop laughing, my sides hurt

springdew (Lanek): hehehehe

Raelynn: Some aren't even tasty.

LorieD (Licornah): (this is the weirdest river if we're catching angulas and carp)

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: There are many tales of humble carps with magical powers

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I just don't want everyone thinking that my character requested that Michael request that my character be peed on.

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): sure ...

mharmon1 (Talwin): LOL

Shislif (Zayden): lol

GM: Lisa is that for Lemon or for Akilah?

seyfert (Raelynn): we definitely believe you

GM: grins

Raelynn: Have you met one?

Raelynn: A magical one, I mean?

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): lemon

mharmon1 (Talwin): Sorry lemon. I'll take care in the future. It really is my fault because I forgot whispers aren't in chat

mharmon1 (Talwin): It's my bad

MadamePsychosis (Indigo): totally believe Akilah :)

seyfert (Raelynn): (no it's hilarious)

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: If this one was magical, it would be my first.

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol, it's fine

Master TMO (Craigh): the whispers will show up in the logs, don't worry

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Gotta give them bait to get them to read the chat lol

Raelynn: Well, if it rises from the dead, we'll know. And if not... I'd hope a magic carp could protect itself from an eel? So maybe it's just a basic carp?

mharmon1 (Talwin): LOL

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Oh no, they are peaceful creatures. In fact, in almost every story about them, the carp must be saved by someone and in return they grant some gift or wish to their savior

Bixi Fizzlebang: A magic carp isn't much use if it can't save itself from an eel

Raelynn: Oh, well that would be cool if we found one! Although I don't know that we could convince Zayden to not eat it...

Raelynn: He seems to really like his fish.

Bixi Fizzlebang: I think he just likes catching them more

mharmon1 (Talwin): OR, it evolves into a Gyrados and makes it's worthless existence worthwhile for the aspiring Pokemon Master

Bixi Fizzlebang: Sporting or whatever

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: I am sure the eel would make for fine eating.

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol, nice Michael

mharmon1 (Talwin): :)

seyfert (Raelynn): lol

Raelynn: With Bixi's cooking, it will be!

The time is 10:00 AM

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): you know what's the weirdest thing about gyrados? It's water and air type, but has no air type moves. It therefore is doubly weak to lightning for no good reason

mharmon1 (Talwin): Dragon type right?

GM: I think this is a fun way to wrap up for the night

mharmon1 (Talwin): Yeah, my sides ache

GM: Thank you everyone

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Can't you teach it one with a TM or whatever they're called?

mharmon1 (Talwin): More sessions like this :)

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): nope, only when it megaevolves. it's normally water and air type

Master TMO (Craigh): I'm fading pretty hard, so I agree

GM: I will be working on things over the weekend

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): it can't learn any air moves from tms or hms

seyfert (Raelynn): early morning so also agree

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): weird

Talwin: Well, this was a session I'll never forget. Thanks everyone! :)

GM: Thank you all

mharmon1 (Talwin): Now i need to wiki Gyrados

seyfert (Raelynn): Night!

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Yeah, this was a good one

mharmon1 (Talwin): Night all! :D

MadamePsychosis: Goodnight!

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Goodnight friends!

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LorieD: Night

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LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): there is exactly 1 air move it can learn and you have to breed it into it. that's Jump, which is a lame move

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LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): night all

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Shislif (Zayden): Night everybody :)

Master TMO (Craigh): g'nite

GM: Going to close this

Lanek: goodnight!

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GM: and disable an extension before restarting