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Chat Log - 2022 09 09 - Searching for Alexandria - Formatted - Story

'LordBiBo' connected

GM: Hello Marco

GM: Did it load faster for you?

LordBiBo: heyo

LordBiBo: what's with the sheet copies?

GM: what do you mean?

LordBiBo: there's my sheet and a copy of it

GM: I think you did that a while ago

GM: I never deleted it

LordBiBo: weird, it wasn't showing up before now

GM: I can delete it

'Shislif' connected

GM: Hello Sharif

'LorieD' connected

GM: Hey there Lorie

Shislif: Hey there hi everyone

GM: How was the week?

LorieD: Good evening -- how is everyone

LorieD: It's been a bit of a better week at work

GM: glad for that

LorieD: things are starting to get turned around

LorieD: How about you?

Shislif: The weeks been alright thanks!

GM: I tested positive on Tuesday, so stayed home, really only a nasal thing for me

Shislif: did some practice teaching that was cool, preparing for a session coming up, also gotta reword my curriculum then I'm gonna send it out to the discord group see what happens. So pretty good tthanks! How was your week?

LorieD: oh no!!!

LorieD: Congrats on student teaching

LorieD: Sorry to hear it got you BOB

GM: Thanks

LorieD: The girls had the back to school ick but neither had COVID - we tested

GM: and very cool Sharif, you should post to our Discord too

LordBiBo: my daughter's high school shut down because there was no power, that was interesting

'seyfert' connected

LorieD: Ugh Marco - this is not the time of year to be without power

LorieD: Sorry to hear that

GM: Hello Carissa

Shislif: oh yea for sure thanks :)

LorieD: Evening Carissa

LordBiBo: yeah, I remember the power going out in school sometimes when I was a kid. no ac was the worst

LorieD: Our puppy is adjusting to her new home

LordBiBo: then the kids would all be like, "Let's have class outside!"

Shislif: Ugh, if it's not covid it's power!

LorieD: I grew up in the north... the worst was February during an ice storm -- no heat or water

LordBiBo: and I'd be like, "Are you insane, as hot as it is in here, it's even hotter out there!"

LorieD: I would have been angry to sit outside

LorieD: and the fire ants

LorieD: nope nope nope

LordBiBo: yeah, luckily none of the teachers bought into it

seyfert: Hi all!

'MadamePsychosis' connected

GM: Hey there Lisa

LorieD: Hi there Lisa

seyfert: Hi Lisa!

MadamePsychosis: Hello!

MadamePsychosis: Not sure how long I'm going to make it

GM: I do need everyone to please look at the Party Sheet to see if you can see the watch order

seyfert: Uh oh. Storms?

seyfert: yes to watches

MadamePsychosis: no. I pinched a nerve in my back and I am not doing well sitting

LorieD: Sorry to hear that

seyfert: Ouch, sorry :(

Shislif: on party sheet?

GM: Menu -> Party Sheet -> Order

MadamePsychosis: dont see anything abot watches

GM: Do you have that tab?

MadamePsychosis: ph

MadamePsychosis: oh

Shislif: no it's just party sheet, no sub section

GM: It is new this week

MadamePsychosis: was so faint I didn't notice

Shislif: oh no wait I got it!

LorieD: I had said 1st watch last week

LorieD: not sure about third

GM: gotchat Lorie

Shislif: jyea got it

GM: now can you change that for your self? change from 3 to 1 by clicking on the number and changing?

LordBiBo: that's interesting

GM: and I left Indigo at zero

seyfert: nope to changing

Shislif: you want me to go to 1

Shislif: ?

seyfert: first watch was on site

LorieD: does not appear I can

GM: Thanks

GM: So changed Licornah to 1st and Indigo to 3rd

GM: and we are on Second watch

LorieD: appreciate it

seyfert: (you don't want to question the new guy, Lorie?)

LorieD (Licornah): (Nah, I'm good. You'll ask him all the questions for me :) )

Shislif: Hey Zayden is on 2nd watch

'springdew' connected

GM: I am here and ready to continue the questioning

seyfert: (Lisa did you want to swap Thistle and Indigo so Indigo can be 2nd aka questions in case you need to leave early?)

Springity Thingity: hallo!

seyfert: Hi Spring!

GM: you have at least three more encountes, the two captives you have in the hold, Bugbear pirates (traditional), and at least one more normal monster encounter

GM: Hello Spring

seyfert: ...just overnight???

'Master TMO' connected

Springity Thingity: hehehehe

GM: And Hello TMO

LorieD (Licornah): (Evening Spring and TMO)

Springity Thingity: lot to do in a night

GM: Tonight and next week

seyfert: apparently so

GM: the plan is arriving at Rivers Bend end of the night next week

Shislif: quite a trip!

seyfert: oh shoot that's next week innit

GM: Yeap, next week is the Birthday Game

Shislif: how many days have we been out at sea at this point?

GM: Friday from 6 PM to Saturday at Midnight

seyfert: sooner than I thought and not soon enough

GM: 5 days so far on the river

'LemonyLemon' connected

GM: Hey there Lemon

Licornah: (BRB - puppy break)

Licornah: (evening Lemon)

seyfert: Hi TMO and Lemon!

LemonyLemon: Hello everyone

Shislif: Hey Lemon and TMO!

Master TMO: hi!

Springity Thingity: :-( i am out of town next week

GM: I know it is sad Spring

Springity Thingity: hi Lemon!

GM: So Lemon did you create a homework pack for the birthday party?

Springity Thingity: i'm gonna be runnning around in medieval clothes looking at art and science projects

GM: and TMO how is the house situation?

Master TMO: no change

Springity Thingity: :-(

MadamePsychosis: I can't do this. Sorry. See you next week

'MadamePsychosis' disconnected

Springity Thingity: i think the bubble burst is coming here soon. the landlords are selling off their rental properties

GM: Sorry Lisa

Springity Thingity: :-( bye Lisa!

Master TMO: Take care!

GM: so Second Watch .... Howard and Rae come up and Rae says you have another 5 minutes or so with the Zone of Truth

GM: Who is going down to talk?

Thistle: Think we can wake that other guy in 5 minutes?

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): Guess I will

GM: Akiliah, Zayden

Shislif: Thanks Bob!

Zayden: quick brb grab a refill like 2 secs

Shislif (Zayden): OOC

Thistle: He ain't protect by the spell so we should hear his side before that spell ends.

GM: For what you know

GM: (LINK)

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: goes down to speak with the captives.

Barrister Erlich : Hello

Barrister Erlich : A new elf, did you plan this ?

Shislif (Zayden): ok good to go!

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Plan what exactly?

Zayden: What's Akilah doing?

Barrister Erlich : Bring in young female elves to try to get me to talk

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: About what?

Barrister Erlich : You tell me, I woke up here in the dark

Thistle: ignores him and goes to try to wake the other guy

Human, Bleary eyes : Ahhhhheererere

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: You were dying on a raft. Better here than there.

Thistle: You awake? You better talk quick and tell us your side of it all.

LemonyLemon: Oh, snap, birthday game is next week???

Shislif (Zayden): oh cool

seyfert (Thistle): (exactly my reaction)

Human, Bleary eyes : My

Zayden: Are these our prisoners?

Human, Bleary eyes : OUCH light

Human, Bleary eyes : Prisoner! What the hell!

Thistle: Close your eyes then, nitwit. How'd you get here?

Thistle: Er, sorry.

Thistle: On the raft?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Let us start with why you were floating half dead on a raft to begin with.

Barrister Erlich : You do understand you do not need to talk to them

Zayden: Oh these are the raft guys!

Thistle: Eh, probably smarter for you to talk to us than the guy ya put in chains.

Zayden: She makes a good point Barrister

Barrister Erlich : Would you like me to represent you ?

Thistle: Hey Zayden. You got that sugary voice people like to hear, ya? Wanna see if you can use it to get this one to shut it and this one to talk?

Zayden: Sure Thistle anything to make you happy

Zayden: which one is which?

seyfert (Thistle): (asking for persuasion roll :) )

Thistle: This one to talk

Shislif (Zayden): oh ok lol

Thistle: points to bleary eyes

Thistle: And this one to shut it for a minute

Shislif (Zayden): still helps to know which is which

Thistle: points to Barrister

Zayden: Thank you Thistle, that is very helpful

Shislif (Zayden): one sec

Arkady Bulygin: If you can ... wait do I want you to represent me if I chained you up?

Zayden: [SKILL] Persuasion [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 16]

Arkady Bulygin: What does that mean

Shislif (Zayden): dang

Shislif (Zayden): oh success nice!

seyfert (Thistle): (nice)

GM: So Sayden, who are you aiming that at?

seyfert (Thistle): (hmmm... so that isn't Vlad....?)

Zayden: The one to talk please

GM: Which? the Barrister or the other person?

Zayden: Whispers to Thistle: Which do I want?

seyfert (Thistle): (we're trying to get bleary eyes to talk (to clarify for Zayden)

seyfert (Thistle): (who I think is now Arkady...?)

Shislif (Zayden): I don't see it on the party sheet?

Zayden: Arkady please!

seyfert (Thistle): (to figure out how he got on the raft)

GM: OK so Zayden manages to persuade the other person (Akady) to lean which way?

Zayden: So like, what were you guys doing on that raft you know? Kinda weird if you think about Arkady...

Shislif (Zayden): what do you mean lean which way?

Arkady Bulygin: I was there to try to sell these two scum bags

Shislif (Zayden): lean towards talking to us and telling us how they got on the raft?

Arkady Bulygin: Where is the other one

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: The other did not make it.

Arkady Bulygin: Orion needs to be punished just as much

Arkady Bulygin: OH

Arkady Bulygin: oh

Thinking

Arkady Bulygin: Oh

Arkady Bulygin: Good

Arkady Bulygin: He deserved it

Arkady Bulygin: what he got

seyfert (Thistle): (Orion?! What did my cat ever do to you???)

Zayden: Well you know Arkady, just because someone sold you doesn't make it ok for you to sell someone, you just take that on yourself you know

Zayden: I suggest you just let that go you know

Zayden: The best revenge is to live well

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: I still am not quite understanding how this is all possible and legal, but one issue at a time.

Thistle: Why are you sellin' them?

Arkady Bulygin: I was taking them

Barrister Erlich : Sigh, you were lawfully entered into your contract

Thistle: I mean Rae made it sound like you kidnapped some political official and that usually doesn't go over well.

Barrister Erlich : You did not fufill your side

Arkady Bulygin: HOW could I?>!!

Thistle: Did he willingly enter it...?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: What did this contract entail?

Arkady Bulygin: He (points to Erlich) needs to be punished for his part of this

Arkady Bulygin: I had a good buiness

Zayden: what kind of punishment?

Thistle: wishes she had popcorn

Barrister Erlich : It is true that Arkady the Tanner had a nice business for several years, he looked to build more and he had someone who was willing to choose to go in with him

Barrister Erlich : In two years his new partner would own 50% of the profits

Zayden: oh that's nice

Barrister Erlich : I executed a good deal for both

Thistle: Right right but HOW did you get on a raft?

Arkady Bulygin: How was I to know that the King would die!!

Thistle: Sorry, sorry. You two continue.

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Can we speak of this story with all the details instead of skipping ahead to the end? You are making the nonsense.

Barrister Erlich : If I can ask what is your name young lady?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Which young lady?

Barrister Erlich : Very nicely done

Barrister Erlich : If you could each introduce your selves that would suffice

Zayden: I'm not a young lady!

Thistle: snickers

Zayden: But my name is Zayden

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: looks confused at the barrister, feeling like she is talking to a script rather than a person.

Thistle: We could, sure, or we could wait for the rest of the story.

Barrister Erlich : I can delay also, your Elven Priestess earlier tried to cast a Truth spell

Barrister Erlich : I told her that Baristers are immune to truth

Shakes his shoulders

Barrister Erlich : and there we go now that is over

Zayden: Barristers are immune to truth? What does that mean?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: You are the barrister? It sounds as though you insult yourself.

Thistle: Darn. Well, you two can handle this now.

Barrister Erlich : It means that I am a Barrister of Loosend, I am used to Priests and Priestesses attempting to use magic to override logic

Thistle: Truth ain't logical?

Barrister Erlich : Not always

Barrister Erlich : You are a gypsy woman,

Barrister Erlich : Your truth of traveling the world is not logical to most

Thistle: We talking truth or we talking philosophy? Because truth of HOW you got on a raft is, well, pretty straightforward.

Barrister Erlich : I can say that I do not know how I got on the raft

Thistle: And ya bummed up and delayed so that guy couldn't tell us.

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Clearly you are a madman and it is a waste of our time to be speaking with you. Let us gag him and speak with the other one.

seyfert (Thistle): (LOL speaking my thoughts out loud)

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: ties a gag around the barrister's head

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: turns to the other person.

Barrister Erlich : AHmm Ahhmm

Thistle: Maybe ya'll luck out and third watch with have the patience for ya, Barrister.

Arkady Bulygin: Thank you

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Perhaps you will speak more coherently.

Arkady Bulygin: What can I tell you

Thistle: How'd ya end up on a raft??

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Please tell us what events led to you all on that raft.

Thistle: questioning why she has to keep repeating herself

Arkady Bulygin: I had a good tanning buisness, and I just got the idea that I could do more

Arkady Bulygin: So I agreed to a loan

Arkady Bulygin: then the King of Jarvis died, and I lost 80% of my supplies

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Why did the king have your supplies?

Arkady Bulygin: but he would not change the terms

Arkady Bulygin: The Kingdom of Jarvis would supply me with the hides, I would create the leather goods

Arkady Bulygin: two years in it was just not sustainable

Arkady Bulygin: but that bastard (points at the Barister) would not let me change the terms of the deal

Arkady Bulygin: so I brought both of them onto the river to force them into agreeing that I would get out of the deal

Arkady Bulygin: Then I lost the poles

Arkady Bulygin: and we were drifting

Arkady Bulygin: and three days later

Arkady Bulygin: I passed out

Thistle: Who was the other guy?

Arkady Bulygin: then I woke to you being there

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Wait.... wait... wait.... The dead one is the king of Jarvis?

Arkady Bulygin: Orion was the person who put up the funds for the new tanning tanks

Zayden: Sorry guys I'm totally lost, hope that's ok, want me to play some music or anything?

Arkady Bulygin: and would not wait for me to find a way to replace things

Thistle: I'm kinda lost, too...

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: It sounds as though this kingdom of Jarvis owes a debt to you. Can you not sell this debt to pay of your own?

Thistle: So Barrister guy wants to toss you in jail, right? What'd Orion wanna do to ya?

Arkady Bulygin: Orion wanted to take my trade from me

Arkady Bulygin: The Barrister was on his side

Thistle: To line his pockets?

Arkady Bulygin: I ah

Barrister Erlich : werhumm

Thistle: Well guess ya won't be too upset to hear he died, then?

LemonyLemon: I told you it was Politics.

seyfert (Thistle): (freakin' politics)

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): this isn't politics, this is litigation

seyfert (Thistle): it's a headache is what it is

LemonyLemon: There's a dead king involved, that counts as Politics.

Thistle: Well, I'm bored. You two can keep asking whatever. Maybe third watch can figure out what to do with them.

Shislif (Zayden): bio break brb

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: What of this Jarvis Kingdom? Do they not owe you for supplies you paid for?

Zayden: 2nd Thistle!

seyfert (Thistle): (don't pee on an eel, Sharif!)

Shislif (Zayden): lol you're not the boss of me :)

springdew (Lanek): hahahaha

seyfert (Thistle): lol

GM: and now you come to the crux of the matter. You have two prisoners in your hold, how do you release them, etc.

seyfert (Thistle): (still vote toss them back on that burning raft...)

Craigh: strap them to the eels

Master TMO (Craigh): ooc, sorry

seyfert (Thistle): (lol)

LemonyLemon: Let them go on the shore and deal with their own problems?

Master TMO (Craigh): forgot I'd grabbed the character sheet

Arkady Bulygin: Jarvis is,, well was.. the Kingdom to the west upstream from Loosend

seyfert (Thistle): (don't worry, Craigh will get his turn here in a second)

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: It does not exist anymore?

Arkady Bulygin: It exists I suppose

Arkady Bulygin: four years ago the King died

Thistle: That new prince take it?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Then so does it's debt to you, does it not?

Arkady Bulygin: and no one replaced him

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: wait. Four years ago?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: When did all this nonsense happen?

Arkady Bulygin: How was I to know that the Hobgoblins would still be such a force!!!!!

Shislif (Zayden): back!

Arkady Bulygin: I thought that for sure the troubles would be over in two years, so I would get a steady supply again soon

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: So.... hobgoblins took over the kingdom?

Arkady Bulygin: Sort of

Zayden: So what do you want us to do about it?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: What does this 'sort of' mean?

LemonyLemon: Where are they trying to go?

Arkady Bulygin: I have no idea who is really in charge

Thistle: It depends on the day.

Arkady Bulygin: there is still the main encampment

LemonyLemon: afk, need to make coffee

Zayden: Ugh sounds like a mess

Arkady Bulygin: but there is not a lot of informatoin coming downstream

Zayden: This is the problem with capitalism!

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: So if the hobgoblins are gone, so too are your troubles.

Arkady Bulygin: Well if you can go get rid of the hobgoblins that would make many people's lives better

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: How many hobgoblins are there?

BLINKS

Arkady Bulygin: I cannot imagine how many

Zayden: Are we able to get rid of the hobogoblins guys?

Barrister Erlich : weuyy wheronn eoo

Zayden: This seems like a complicated issues and I'm not sure we're equipped to adjudicate it? Or are we?

Thistle: Uhh guys? We ain't even near there or going that way, I don't think.

Zayden: So kinda feels like we a "we all got problems" type situation

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: We have swords, we can adjudicate.

Thistle: Maybe sometime later if we get bored, but right now we need to know what to do with these two.

Barrister Erlich : woou whoo.

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: This one belongs in asylum.

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: points to the barrister

Barrister Erlich : mmmmmm

Zayden: Great points Akilah and Thistle!

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Perhaps I might perform lobotomy? Draining fluids may ease this man's madness.

Thistle: I mean, probably, but he's also a politician or something which means it might come back to bite us. And I'm done with politics.

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: A barrister is not a politician.

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I mean, in a perfect world they're not

Thistle: He's someone of some importance, though.

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Is he?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: To whom?

Thistle: To Loosend, apparently.

Thistle: Don't get me wrong, he ain't winning me over, either, but you can't just perform lobotomies willy-nilly in these part.

Thistle: *parts.

Arkady Bulygin: I can get a ransom for him

Zayden: So we just drop them off

Thistle: We can go sleep on it and see what third watch comes up with.

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: This raft has been flowing down this river from loosend with no paddles or sails, faster than our boat with paddles and sails. What magic possesses this vessel?

Thistle: Craigh is from Loosend. He knows how it works better.

Thistle: Well... we were anchored and they were not...

GM: Not faster than you just more hours

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Also, why did you not paddle the raft ashore once you lost your paddles? This is a river, not the ocean. We can see the shore.

Master TMO (Craigh): (the bigger the vessel, the more friction with water, therefore the slower it goes. Small, light craft practically fly downstream)

Thistle: I'm gonna go wake third watch. I need a bit more sleep after this nonsense.

Zayden: Me too Thistle

GM: Lanek, Craish and Bixi

GM: and if/when Michael gets in we move Talwin to 3rd

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Why would you simply lay on the raft for days to die of exposure and hunger?

Thistle: CRAISH! Er, I mean, Craigh! Go figure out this Loosend business!

GM: grins

Craigh: Eh, what Loosend business?

Thistle: fills him and the others on what they know before going to bed

Thistle: (cause I'm not recapping that here so assume she did and with whatever Rae/Howard found out, too)

Craigh: walks over with Thistle toward her bedroll.

Craigh: Thistle, one minute.

Thistle: Ya?

Lanek: grumbles

Craigh: I heard you're looking for someone in Loosend? Is there any way I can help? I know a few people there.

Thistle: Loosend? Nah, Rivers Bend. Where'd ya hear that?

Master TMO (Craigh): (my mistake - Loosend was just mentioned)

Thistle: Wish it was somewhere you knew, though. Might make it easier.

GM: brb have to say hello to Nyrma

Master TMO (Craigh): (so it was the city my brain came up with. We just left Loosend)

Shislif (Zayden): brb refill time

seyfert (Thistle): (I can roll with it, blame Yout for telling him wrong)

Master TMO (Craigh): (I can do that!)

seyfert (Thistle): (lol)

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Lanek: heavy sigh

Craigh: Oh, Rivers Bend. Of course. Well, I know a few people there too.

User has gone AFK. (LorieD)

Lanek: ah hate third watch. i get just enough sleep to miss it

Master TMO (Craigh): (everybody's leaving)

Lanek: fer some reason second watch works

Thistle: Do ya? I'll keep that in mind....

Thistle: Thanks, Craigh. And tell Yout to get his story straight next time.

Thistle: Good luck with the politics or whatever it is!

Craigh: nods.

Lanek: i still don't understand but i'll wait til morning. brain still full of fog

Thistle: goes to bed

Lanek: looks around

Craigh: goes back over to the 'prisoners'.

seyfert (Thistle): (you got two guys in the hold you can talk to, one is still gagged)

Craigh: goes back over to the 'prisoners'.

Lanek: where did they put the raft? do you see it? is it tied behind?

Craigh: What do you think, Lanek?

Craigh: In the water, probably.

seyfert (Thistle): (we set it on fire and put the dead body on there right before watches)

springdew (Lanek): oh that's right

Zayden goes to bed

Lanek: i don't see it, maybe they let it drift

Lanek: then again this is some serious dark

Lanek: what i think? i think it stinks. it's got politics in it, so it's BS from the start

Zayden Feels confused about the previous events, and sleeps with a sense of uncertainty, but also warmth at the companionship of his watchpartners. Zayden sleeps soundly

Craigh: Thieves are at least honest about their theft.

Lanek: hobgoblins sound interestin' but an unimaginable number does not sound good

'mharmon1' connected

Craigh: We obviously have different interests.

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: We do not need to kill all hobgoblins. From what I know of them, they are mercenaries. We need only take care of whoever pays them.

seyfert (Thistle): (Bixi you can be here, too...)

Lanek: hm that's a thought

Shislif (Zayden): Akilah with the helpful information!

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: One need only cut off the head to take care of the snake.

Lanek: how do you find out who's paying? spy on the comings and goings?

Craigh: Ask nicely, probably.

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: It would take some investigation for sure.

Shislif (Zayden): is Akilah doing two watches in a row?

Lanek: is there any more of that crab on the fire?

Lanek: pokes around looking for something to eat

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): I assumed this was during the handoff

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Sorry, back, catching up

mharmon1 (Talwin): I have arrived sorry. Work keeping me busy :) what can I do if anything at the moment. Also hi everyone

springdew (Lanek): hi Michael!

Shislif (Zayden): Hi!

Master TMO (Craigh): (hi!)

LorieD (Licornah): (Evening Michael)

seyfert (Thistle): you just arrived for third watch to start

seyfert (Thistle): (we have two captives we saved from a drifting raft; some complicated legal politics slavery nonsense)

seyfert (Thistle): (feel free to question them)

seyfert (Thistle): (also hi!)

Lanek: sighs

seyfert (Thistle): (we need to figure out what to do with the two in short)

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: At any rate, I still am fuzzy as to why we are on a boat going to wherever it is we are going. Taking care of a hobgoblin incursion sounds more interesting than aimless journeying. But that is just me. I bid you good night.

Lanek: waybread. well, okay, whatever

mharmon1 (Talwin): Throw them overboard with some rations and a raft?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: heads to bed

mharmon1 (Talwin): I can take third watch

Lanek: gnite

seyfert (Thistle): (I mean, I'm leaning that way, lol)

seyfert (Thistle): (Bob is busy, but you're on third watch with Bixi, Lanek, Craigh, and yourself)

seyfert (Thistle): (they can fill you in)

mharmon1 (Talwin): after the week i've had, don't know if I'd throw in the rations LOL. I'm a terrible person lol

Craigh: looks over the prisoners.

Craigh: So, broke merchant, captured bannister, and dead king?

Lanek: i think a bannister is the railing to some stairs

mharmon1 (Talwin): Is that the beginning of a joke? Like, a man, a preist and a fairy walk into a bar....?

seyfert (Thistle): lol

Lanek: i think that one's a lawyer

mharmon1 (Talwin): Gotcha haha

Lanek: Thistle was 'splainin' fast and sloppy so i don't really follow

Lanek: but it's got hobgoblins in it

mharmon1 (Talwin): Fast and Loose! A cop with a bad attitude!

Craigh: So long as they're not here, we're good.

springdew (Lanek): hahahaha

Bixi Fizzlebang: Sounds like the king died, which means the not lawyer couldn't get out of his loan, and the lawyer was trying to ruin him for it. Sounds about right for lawyers

mharmon1 (Talwin): dear lord....

Lanek: i'm medium busy at work too, but it's nonsense work

springdew (Lanek): i'm medium busy at work too, but it's nonsense work

Bixi Fizzlebang: I vote we toss the lawyer overboard and ask the other guy where we can drop him. Or maybe he wants to join us. Enough adventuring can recoup his losses, then he can go start his business back up or whatever

springdew (Lanek): let go the Alt too soon

Craigh: That about sums it up, Bixi.

Shislif (Zayden): Bixi for the win again!

Craigh: I don't think Bran would approve us dumping a prisoner overboard though.

Shislif (Zayden): who's Bran?

seyfert (Thistle): best summary I've seen yet

mharmon1 (Talwin): I think when Bran is tired of nonsense, she might throw a person or a whole group overboard...but that's just me

Talwin: I think when Bran is tired of nonsense, she might throw a person or a whole group overboard...but that's just me

Bixi Fizzlebang: I don't mean just toss him. Like, drop him off somewhere away from us. On shore

Master TMO (Craigh): should've said Branwyn - I don't think Craigh is on 'Bran' status with her. ;)

Bixi Fizzlebang: I was exaggerating

Bixi Fizzlebang: For effect

mharmon1 (Talwin): (Ah, dind't realize that TMO. sorry forgot :( )

Master TMO (Craigh): not you, Craigh! :P

Lanek: i dunno i like the throwing overboard

Shislif (Zayden): exaggerate for effect! Then do it!

Master TMO (Craigh): Talwin is far higher in the ranks than Craigh. ;)

GM: I am back reading up just a sec

Lanek: but yeah, put some distance between them and us sounds like a good idea. we can't get all caught up in everybody's hairy situations

mharmon1 (Talwin): (Bran whould knight you for keeping me from throwing people overboard... lol)

Craigh: Mmm.. I think we can keep them for a while. Might need to use a gag if they get too annoying though.

Talwin: Shrugs

Talwin: Fine with me. I have some cloth we can use

Bixi Fizzlebang: The hobgoblin thing seems like it might be something interesting. Maybe Talwin will want to practice murdering after he finishes his ninja sword training or whatever it is he's going for?

seyfert (Thistle): (then they walk down and see one already is, lol)

Talwin: We can keep them alive, but we don't have to make their stay a luxurieous one

Bixi Fizzlebang: raises eyebrows at Talwin with her question

Talwin: Until that happy time, I'll log away the hobgoblin. I'm so tired

Talwin: One thing at a time

Shislif (Zayden): 'practice murdering' classic Bixi!

Talwin: And with our luck, they will come to us before I even get there

LemonyLemon (Reven / Lipthink (giant sword)): lol

Bixi Fizzlebang: I guess we can't decide for sure until the group is all together. Anyone mind if I go down and try to talk to the non-lawyer?

Talwin: Sure

Craigh: You have my permission, Apprentice.

Shislif (Zayden): Go Bixi go!

Talwin: But why the non lawyer?

Craigh: grins at her.

Bixi Fizzlebang: enters cargo hold

Bixi Fizzlebang: Because why would I want to talk to a lawyer?

seyfert (Thistle): lol

Talwin: snorts

Talwin: fair enough

Bixi Fizzlebang: Hello, which of you is not the lawyer?

GM: Ok so sorry was a Nyrma and work thing but back and all caught up

Arkady Bulygin: New people?

Arkady Bulygin: Did they tell you how he is forcing me into servitude!

Bixi Fizzlebang: Look, we can talk, or you can sit here and rot and I'll have more food for my boar

Barrister Erlich : areoiur. iuupopp

Bixi Fizzlebang: Keep that one gagged for now please

mharmon1 (Talwin): Bixi...always a pleasure to listen to

mharmon1 (Talwin): lol

Bixi Fizzlebang: Ungagged person, what is your name, and are you the lawyer?

Arkady Bulygin: I am Arkady Bluygin

Arkady Bulygin: I already told my story, I have a tanning operation

Bixi Fizzlebang: Oh, nice, I've heard good things about gin. Mr. Gin, where are you trying to go and why?

Bixi Fizzlebang: Yeah yeah yeah, I heard all that

Shislif (Zayden): Big Pimpin

Bixi Fizzlebang: I want to know what your current plan is

Arkady Bulygin: I got him and the person who wanted to take over my buisness onto a raft so they would have to listen to me

Arkady Bulygin: now my plan is.... I do not know

Bixi Fizzlebang: How'd that work out for ya?

Arkady Bulygin: Well your friends told me Orion is dead

Arkady Bulygin: so that worked out well

mharmon1 (Talwin): wow

Barrister Erlich : weruuaoo woos soo

Bixi Fizzlebang: Ok

mharmon1 (Talwin): Yeah, let's throw them all overboard

Bixi Fizzlebang: So supposing we didn't have you tied up down here

Bixi Fizzlebang: What would you want to do next?

Arkady Bulygin: Kill the barrister too

Bixi Fizzlebang: Ok, then after that

Arkady Bulygin: No witnesses

Bixi Fizzlebang: Ahhh, so you'd want to kill us all. Got it.

Arkady Bulygin: Oh

Arkady Bulygin: Well

Bixi Fizzlebang: I've heard enough

Arkady Bulygin: No

seyfert (Thistle): maybe we leave him tied up....

Bixi Fizzlebang: Have fun down here with the lawyer, I'm going to watch for more eels or something else

Arkady Bulygin: Maybe I need my barrister

Arkady Bulygin: can you ungag him ?

Bixi Fizzlebang: I can. Not going to.

Bixi Fizzlebang: You can try your luck with one of these fellows

Bixi Fizzlebang: motions to whoever else is down here

Arkady Bulygin: Looks around to Lanek, Talwin and Craigh

Arkady Bulygin: If you could let him talk

Arkady Bulygin: Maybe he can help

Craigh: is leaning against a mast.

Craigh: Nicely interrogated, Bixi.

Human, Bleary eyes : against a wall in the hold down below

GM: against a wall in the hold down below

Talwin: I think I heard enough too. As reigning knight, I hearby order you to be thrown overboard. Do you have anything you woould like to say?

Master TMO (Craigh): (Are they in the hold? thought they were on the deck)

GM: tied up in the hold

Bixi Fizzlebang: Um... Talwin

Shislif (Zayden): oh dang

Arkady Bulygin: Wait wait, you mean throwing us overboard without the raft?

Talwin: Yes Bixi?

Bixi Fizzlebang: Don't you think the elves at least will get upset if you just toss them overboard?

Arkady Bulygin: Can you untie us? give us a place?

Craigh: is sitting by the hatch leading into the hold.

Talwin: Sigh

Talwin: Let me ask the elves first

Talwin: I would hate to step on their toes

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: They will get over it

GM: The elves are all asleep

GM: You are the watch

Bixi Fizzlebang: They get pretty sensitive about these things

Craigh: It can wait until morning. They're not going anywhere.

Talwin: Well. Apparantly you are spared until I can wake the elves. Feel free to give the watch any useful information. My sentence is hereby ordered until I get confrimation. I would think about useful things to say. I've had a rough week

Arkady Bulygin: Wait Wait I want my Barrister!

Talwin: Give a lazy salute. "Bixi? They are all yours. I'd like your opinion too before I toss them overboard"

Craigh: He has.

Talwin: I want a million gold pieces, but we can't always get what we want now can we!

Talwin: But if you try sometimes, you get what you need!@

seyfert (Thistle): if you ransome him you might....

Talwin: And right now, Bixi and elves are keeping you from being overboard

GM: OK

GM: so with that it seems the last thing is for Bixi to heal Zayden in his sleep and Lanek

Talwin: (That should motivate them. I think that went rather well. I was bad cop and bixi was...mean cop?)

GM: Orison will handle that for you Bixi

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Why would I do that?

mharmon1 (Talwin): (Who wants to be good cop?)

Zayden heal me zzzz

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Also, my orison isn't here, it didn't transfer from klooge

springdew (Lanek): Lanek didn't go downstairs so i was afk, sorry

GM: Because Zayden is at half XP

GM: half HP

seyfert (Thistle): I thought Rae brought him up before watches?

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): How?

mharmon1 (Talwin): Scared me there bob

Zayden Oh Bixi, heal me, you're my only hope

GM: Did she Carissa?

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol

springdew (Lanek): hahaha

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I mean, I'll use orison? I don't know how to though since it didn't transfer?

GM: It is just a first level spell to do your level in healing

seyfert (Thistle): Ooops, sorry, no. I forgot about the crabs.

seyfert (Thistle): (unless I can say she did before watch ended :P)

Shislif (Zayden): Crabs never forget about you

GM: (LINK)

mharmon1 (Talwin): Risky link of the day

GM: and no to Carissa on that one, because we were all here for the end of the watch

seyfert (Thistle): (Orison is your level + 1)

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ok but it's not on my sheet so do I roll or what?

GM: and there is the Orison page for you Lemon

Shislif (Zayden): refill brb

GM: no roll

seyfert (Thistle): (yeah but then YOU tried to fast fowrd to third watch...)

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

seyfert (Thistle): (unless we sorted it out later in Discord...)

GM: just need to know you cast it X number of times to bring them up to full

seyfert (Thistle): *until

seyfert (Thistle): you're forcing her to do math? that's cruel

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): How many numbers is x?

GM: and sorry Carissa, the reason Bixi would do this is she has the time now, and then that 3rd roll for encounters comes up and ........

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Especially on a friday evening

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): TMO, how many times do I cast orison?

GM: 2 first level spells cast by Bixi

seyfert (Thistle): (so orison does 7, Zayden is down 12 and Lanek down 3)

seyfert (Thistle): (so do two orisons)

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ok great

seyfert (Thistle): (and just let one of them be 1 HP less)

Bixi Fizzlebang: casts orison twice and assumes BOB will fix the numbers

seyfert (Thistle): (Lanek can suffer one less HP as he has high HP capacity)

Zayden's health adjusted by +12

Lanek's health adjusted by +3

GM: Total of 15 points of healing

seyfert (Thistle): (well that was nice of you)

GM: Everyone gets two for sleeping, Bixi casts the Orison and heals the remaining for the last two

seyfert (Raelynn): ah I forgot sleep healing, that would cover it

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): All set for the next round of food

GM: and then Bixi, Lanek, Craigh can make their observation checks, etc. to see if they spot the new danger during their watch

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Bring on the giant sushi

seyfert (Raelynn): (think it's bugbears... do we... want to eat them?)

seyfert (Raelynn): (oh, you missed the giant snails)

Bixi Fizzlebang: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 18]

Lanek: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 7]

Craigh: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 15]

seyfert (Raelynn): (nice, glad we got a watchful watch)

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I was busy interrogating

Lanek: thanks fer healin' me

GM: Chuckles with Carissa, nice but not the right marker.... if you remember (Lisa, TMO, Marco) the Pirate Queens story arc, and look at the Leg Two map to see where you are anchored.... and the maker there is from????

Bixi Fizzlebang: Any time

seyfert (Raelynn): (you said something about bugbear pirates earlier tonight; only reason for the guess)

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): It better not be that turtle everyone was talking about before

Shislif (Zayden): Thakns for the heals!

seyfert (Raelynn): (you said something about bugbear pirates earlier tonight; only reason for the guess)

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): sorry, lag

seyfert (Raelynn): (uhhh don't get eaten Bixi)

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Frog legs!

seyfert (Raelynn): (these will DEFINITELY try to eat you)

seyfert (Raelynn): (ask Indigo next time he's here)

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): stinky vacuous jaunt!

seyfert (Raelynn): (but maybe not the eensy one)

seyfert (Raelynn): (it's too eensy to swallow small things)

GM: and Lanek and Craigh both spot the very very large giant frogs swiming and investgating the knarr, looking for food

GM: Yes they can swallow a small sized creature

GM: such as a gnome

GM: Talwin is still not aware yet

Shislif (Zayden): don't lick them

mharmon1 (Talwin): LOL

GM: Talwin needs an Init

mharmon1 (Talwin): OK

Craigh: Erm.. stay away from the edge of the boat.

seyfert (Raelynn): as you just said, you're not the boss of me, Sharif!

GM: then we can start the round

Shislif (Zayden): lol

Talwin: Since I"m on Obs, will you allow and Obs roll bob?

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Someone try to kiss them, see if they turn into princes

mharmon1 (Talwin): Since I"m on Obs, will you allow and Obs roll bob?

Shislif (Zayden): lol lol

GM: also are you all hearing that DING when I type? new extension to call attension to the chat room when I enter someting

mharmon1 (Talwin): Not for me?

mharmon1 (Talwin): Sorry

GM: Yes to Michael

Licornah: nope

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I don't have my headphones on

Master TMO (Craigh): wait - do it again

Talwin: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20 = 3]

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): try again?

GM: OK will turn that off next time, as I hear it everytime and do not need it

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): no dings

Shislif (Zayden): should we get the prisoners to kiss them? See what happens?

seyfert (Raelynn): haven't heard anything new tonight

Craigh: no sound here, but I think I may have it turned off

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ooooh, yes, I like that idea

Master TMO (Craigh): no sound here, but I think I may have it turned off

Shislif (Zayden): no dings

Talwin: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+10 = 18]

seyfert (Raelynn): (also do those frogs have saddles...?)

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lollll

GM: ok and so moving onto round one

Craigh: Craigh tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

mharmon1 (Talwin): Sorry rolled both cause wasn't sure how to roll both

[TURN] Giant Frog (Noticeably limber)

Craigh: Craigh forced re-roll of initiative.

[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4 | Punching; BSTR: 0]

Craigh: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+10 = 12]

springdew (Lanek): sorry i'm busy having a rage attack brb

[TURN] Giant Frog 2

User has gone AFK. (springdew)

[TURN] Indigo - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

Zayden: but I don't get any audio from FGU

[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4 | Punching; BSTR: 0]

Shislif (Zayden): sorry OOC

Bixi Fizzlebang: Oh... there are so many more than I thought there were

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): ooc

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): But it works

Shislif (Zayden): like normally

mharmon1 (Talwin): (Which image are we on?)

Image: Knarr - The Buttercup

mharmon1 (Talwin): Thx

Bixi Fizzlebang: [DAMAGE] Cause Light Wounds [TYPE: untyped (1d8=5)] [d8 = 5]

Damage [5] -> [to Giant Frog (Stinky vacuous jaunt)] [STATUS: Moderate]

[TURN] Giant Frog 2

GM: Jumps onboard

[TURN] Giant Frog (Noticeably limber)

Shislif (Zayden): frog battle them song

Zayden: (LINK)

Giant Frog (Noticeably limber): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(16)] [d20 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Lanek] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 10 ] [AC: 7 ] [Location: Shoulder, side] [HIT]

Giant Frog (Noticeably limber): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (1d6=5)] [d6 = 5]

Damage [5] -> [to Lanek] [STATUS: Light]

[TURN] Giant Frog (Eensy)

GM: Unable to swollow Lanek

Shislif (Zayden): are the rest of us still asleep during this attack?

Bixi Fizzlebang: (LINK)

mharmon1 (Talwin): Don't know if Talwins Obs made a diff to alert anyone so assume asleep.

Giant Frog (Noticeably limber): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(16)] [d20 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Lanek] [Hit-AC: -1 vs. 10 ] [AC: -1 ] [Location: Chest] [HIT]

Giant Frog (Noticeably limber): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (1d6=5)] [d6 = 5]

Damage [5] -> [to Lanek] [STATUS: Moderate]

[TURN] Lanek - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

seyfert (Raelynn): lol lemon

GM: Now that Lanek is up he gets a chance to react, and yell a warning

GM: and yes the same for Talwin when his turn comes up

mharmon1 (Talwin): Oh, okay. Good. Figured it just didn't matter, but good to know.

GM: Stopping

mharmon1 (Talwin): Oh, sorry guys. Was it me?

Shislif (Zayden): Nice one Bixi!

GM: No clue, I do not know who clicks that

Shislif (Zayden): Thx Tal

GM: but we stop until everyone is ready to go again

Lanek: what. the. fuck.

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I'm ready whenever

Lanek: i hit it because i'm having a mental health crisis and said so

GM: Spring? TMO?

GM: ok

GM: Talk to us Spring

Lanek: and got barreled right over

mharmon1 (Talwin): ....can we help?

Shislif (Zayden): lol what happened that went too far?

Lanek: i am having a situation in the mundane world and need to go handle it

GM: ok, go

Shislif (Zayden): oh ok no worries Lanek!

GM: I will handle Lanek for you

mharmon1 (Talwin): OK. Let us know if we can help. Take care of yourself :)

Lanek: so could you possibly please put me one round behind so i don't become ham burger in absenti8a

mharmon1 (Talwin): We got your back!

Shislif (Zayden): These things happen, take care of your business do what you gotta do

mharmon1 (Talwin): In both worlds

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ditto to everything everyone else said

GM: and thank you that is exactly why I added that here

Lanek: thank you

'springdew' disconnected

mharmon1 (Talwin): If you need to talk, just text :)

mharmon1 (Talwin): I rant to TMO on occassion LOL

Shislif (Zayden): Take care buddy we're not going anywhere :)

Master TMO (Craigh): you want to swap Craigh into Lanek's place? Or just redo?

seyfert (Raelynn): do whatcha need

Lanek: [ATTACK (M)] Hand Axe [THACO(18)] [d20-3 = -2]

Attack [-2] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Giant Frog (Noticeably limber)] [Hit-AC: 20 vs. 7 ] [AC: 20 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

Lanek: [ATTACK (M)] Hand Axe [THACO(18)] [d20-3 = 13]

Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Giant Frog (Noticeably limber)] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 7 ] [AC: 5 ] [Location: Shoulder, top] [HIT]

Lanek: [DAMAGE (M)] Hand Axe [TYPE: slashing (1d6=2)] [d6 = 2]

Damage [2] -> [to Giant Frog (Noticeably limber)] [STATUS: Light]

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Can we just assume Lanek woke everyone up before he went to do a nervous poo?

GM: Then Lanek goes down into the hold to wake the other

Shislif (Zayden): That does sound like Lanek

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Thank you

mharmon1 (Talwin): When Talwin turn comes, he can do that

mharmon1 (Talwin): NM

mharmon1 (Talwin): lol

GM: and then it is Craigh who is up

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Do a nervous poo?

Shislif (Zayden): It's in character :)

[TURN] Giant Frog (Heinous frown)

Giant Frog (Heinous frown): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(16)] [WvA: slashing v Studded Leather (-2)] [d20-2 = 8]

Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 10 ] [AC: 8 ] [Location: Shin] [HIT]

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: HOLD IT IN, FRIEND. NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR POOS

Giant Frog (Heinous frown): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (1d6=6)] [d6 = 6]

Damage [6] -> [to Talwin] [STATUS: Light]

Shislif (Zayden): To be fair, nervous poos usually aren't satisfying

Master TMO (Craigh): ok, settings question - I assumed that if the frogs were in the water that we were above them, and therefore out of reach?

Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): LOL

[TURN] Craigh - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

Master TMO (Craigh): I thought if we just stayed away from the edge of the boat we'd be fine

Shislif (Zayden): Frogs leap yo

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I know at least one of them jumped on board

GM: You have three of them on board right now

seyfert (Raelynn): map shows four jumped on board?

Shislif (Zayden): Can we lick them?

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Oh, right, map

GM: Lanek is down in the hold helping wake people up

Master TMO (Craigh): I didn't expect them to leap from the surface of a river. ;)

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Honestly, I'm going to say go for it, Zayden. I'm curious. I'll heal you

mharmon1 (Talwin): If you want to either get high or die, then yes, you may lick them

Shislif (Zayden): Maybe it's a sea treat, they hop on board to get licked and have a good time

mharmon1 (Talwin): Hell at this point, I don't put it past him to do just about anything. It's entertaining

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): SCIENCE HAS NO PLACE HERE TMO!

GM: yes 4 on board, 2 still have to move

Shislif (Zayden): You guys gotta let go of those barriers :)

Master TMO (Craigh): usually trying that just results in lots of splashing. :D No worries, the scenario just didn't match what it looked like in my head.

Talwin: He peed on a fish for hells sake

mharmon1 (Talwin): He peed on a fish for hells sake

GM: Taking the missing people off the CT

Shislif (Zayden): Frogs are cool, they're not like sharks or whatever

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol quote?

Shislif (Zayden): eels or jellyfish

Master TMO (Craigh): Lanek is off to wake people, right?

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): "sharks or whatever"

seyfert (Raelynn): they'll lick you back

GM: yes to TMO

Shislif (Zayden): lol there's other stuff besides sharks

Master TMO (Craigh): Craigh will go up a mast

GM: Rae Thistle and Youtargim get a con check, then everyone gets a con check at a +4

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I know, but just the phrasing made me laugh

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): In a good way

Shislif (Zayden): lol thanks that what I go for :)

Raelynn: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 16]

Thistle: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 7]

Shislif (Zayden): that's

seyfert (Raelynn): (that's fine, if this is still third watch she needs sleep)

GM: Craigh needs a climbing check

Craigh: [SKILL] Climb Walls [PERCENT:Climb Walls] (vs. Target 70) [SUCCESS by 54] [d100 = 16]

GM: yes to 3rd watch

GM: and so Craigh makes it up the mast easily

Shislif (Zayden): is this the end of 3rd watch?

seyfert (Thistle): (yup letting Rae sleep)

GM: hit next

[TURN] Raelynn - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

[TURN] Giant Frog (Stinky vacuous jaunt)

Master TMO (Craigh): I was trying to remember where Next was. ;)

Giant Frog (Stinky vacuous jaunt): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(16)] [d20 = 13]

Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bixi Fizzlebang] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 10 ] [AC: 3 ] [Location: Side, lower] [HIT]

Giant Frog (Stinky vacuous jaunt): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (1d6=4)] [d6 = 4]

Damage [4] -> [to Bixi Fizzlebang] [STATUS: Light]

GM: Hit but not enough to swallow

[TURN] Giant Frog (Somber gait)

Licornah: [CHECK] Constitution [+4] (vs. Target 11) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20-4 = 2]

Bixi Fizzlebang: (LINK)

Giant Frog (Somber gait): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(16)] [d20 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Youtargim] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 10 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

GM: Hit because he is asleep

Giant Frog (Somber gait): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (1d6=1)] [d6 = 1]

Damage [1] -> [to Youtargim] [STATUS: Light]

[TURN] Talwin - [Giant-kin, 2-handed sword; DMGX:2 | Punching; BSTR: 0]

seyfert (Thistle): (he didn't do his con roll)

GM: and now Talwin is up

GM: you do not get a con roll until it is your turn

mharmon1 (Talwin): Oh shoot. So is everyone waking up, or can I attack guys?

seyfert (Thistle): got it

mharmon1 (Talwin): OK

GM: you should attack Michael

Shislif (Zayden): Nice

Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Two-handed Sword [THACO(13)] [d20+2 = 3]

Attack [3] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Giant Frog (Heinous frown)] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 7 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [THACO(13)] [d20+2 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Giant Frog (Heinous frown)] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 7 ] [AC: 4 ] [Location: Groin] [HIT]

Shislif (Zayden): That's what launched Cameron Diaz

mharmon1 (Talwin): Large ro Small bob.

mharmon1 (Talwin): I know it's giant but still

GM: Med

mharmon1 (Talwin): We need to have a talk about the missing Med

Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Broadsword [TYPE: slashing (2d4+3=8)] [2d4+3 = 8]

Damage [8] -> [to Giant Frog (Heinous frown)] [STATUS: Heavy]

[TURN] Thistle - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

Shislif (Zayden): Lol Jim Carrey, it's silly but still makes me laugh

mharmon1 (Talwin): Stop

seyfert (Thistle): (can she attack if she just woke up or is this just her waking up to go next round?)

GM: Thistle can make her check to wake up

mharmon1 (Talwin): Sorry

mharmon1 (Talwin): I fucked up

seyfert (Thistle): (She did it earlier and made it)

GM: no she gets to wake up and attack next round

mharmon1 (Talwin): I rolled wrong weapon

mharmon1 (Talwin): Bob your decision

Thistle: grumbles

[TURN] Youtargim

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I just think of this every time Craigh does something that a person with one arm should have more difficulty doing

GM: Talwin did fine with his attack and damage

seyfert (Thistle): (oh no, you didn't use Reven, did you? and now Reven is mad??)

mharmon1 (Talwin): OK. As long as your okay with the broadsword damage

GM: yes

mharmon1 (Talwin): I rolled hit for the giant

seyfert (Thistle): (and a mad intelligent sword)

GM: I see it but it works

mharmon1 (Talwin): Perfect

mharmon1 (Talwin): Thanks

Youtargim: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 12]

Shislif (Zayden): Remember when that guy used my fishing rod without asking?

GM: That is a sucess because of the bonus with being attacked

mharmon1 (Talwin): So...he wakes up right?

Youtargim [A Comm]: [Translation] OUCH what the hell was that!

OUCH what the hell was that!

[understood by: Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal]

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol zayden

[ROUND 2]

mharmon1 (Talwin): I need to meet you in person Zaden. Lol

[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4 | Punching; BSTR: 0]

seyfert (Thistle): lol

Shislif (Zayden): lol I'm down :)

GM: Bixi is up

Shislif (Zayden): Not as charming as Zayden though :)

mharmon1 (Talwin): My bad. Sorry. Think of people in character sometime. LOL

GM: Bixi has a frog trying to eat her

mharmon1 (Talwin): Working on it :)

Shislif (Zayden): There's very little division in my case lol. So are we discussing the birthday game very quick at the the end of the night tonight?

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Yeah, I'm trying to remember which thing I roll when I summon insects

GM: Yes to Sharif

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): They'll either attack them or distract them lol

Shislif (Zayden): Awesome

mharmon1 (Talwin): (They are pretty epic)

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I have a +2 and a +4

Shislif (Zayden): Also is Zayden still asleep during all this?

GM: He will awake on his turn

Shislif (Zayden): sweet thx

GM: Bixi then three frogs then Zayden

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Also I always think of this for Craigh

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): (LINK)

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ok but which do I roll?

Shislif (Zayden): Can Zayden awaken to the sight of Bixi? He may like that

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): (Because of the "the drummer from def leppard's only got one arm" part)

GM: Lemon you drag which ever spell you want onto the frog you want to cast on

Bixi Fizzlebang: [DAMAGE #2] Summon Insects [TYPE: untyped (1d0+4=4)] [d0+4 = 4]

Damage [4] -> [to Giant Frog (Stinky vacuous jaunt)] [STATUS: Critical]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: snores away like a frog croak.

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Yeah, but I have two options for that spell

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): And I forget what they mean

GM: That was good

Master TMO (Craigh): I don't think I've heard this song before, Lemon

Shislif (Zayden): Yea it's new to me too lol

Master TMO (Craigh): course, I only know one song from them

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Oh, great, zero people here are from my generation. Got it.

GM: and so click next Lemon

[TURN] Giant Frog 2

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Right, sorry

seyfert (Thistle): lmao

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): What did I summon?

Shislif (Zayden): Hey gang, so I've been rewatching Breaking Bad, and I'm on the climax with the wheelchair and Gus and the bell...

Giant Frog 2: [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(16)] [WvA: slashing v Studded Leather (-2)] [d20-2 = 14]

Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Thistle] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 10 ] [AC: 2 ] [Location: Abdomen, Lower] [HIT]

Giant Frog 2: [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (1d6=4)] [d6 = 4]

Damage [4] -> [to Thistle] [STATUS: Light]

[TURN] Giant Frog (Noticeably limber)

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): That frog just tickled your tummy, thistle

Thistle: Yeah yeah I'm gettin' up, hold on!

Giant Frog (Noticeably limber): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(16)] [d20 = 10]

Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Youtargim] [Hit-AC: 6 vs. 10 ] [AC: 6 ] [Location: Back, upper] [HIT]

Zayden: stupid limber gian frogs!

Giant Frog (Noticeably limber): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (1d6=4)] [d6 = 4]

Damage [4] -> [to Youtargim]

[TURN] Giant Frog (Eensy)

Giant Frog (Eensy): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(16)] [d20 = 19]

Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Youtargim] [Hit-AC: -3 vs. 10 ] [AC: -3 ] [Location: Forearm, back] [HIT]

Giant Frog (Eensy): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (1d6=6)] [d6 = 6]

Damage [6] -> [to Youtargim] [STATUS: Moderate]

[TURN] Mammal, Boar, Wild

[TURN] Zayden - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

GM: and Zayden is awake and able to attack

Zayden: Bixi!

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): The eensy weensy giant frog went up the knarr's side. Down came the swords and through it's head did glide. Out came the insects and ate the frogs away, and the eensy weensy giant frog died that very dayyyy

Shislif (Zayden): I attach the frog by Bixi of course

Shislif (Zayden): attack

GM: one frog attacking Bixi, one attacking Talwin, one attacking Thistle, three attacking Youtargim

Shislif (Zayden): sorry Yout

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Lol, every Yout for himself

GM: very nice Lemon

Shislif (Zayden): lol

Shislif (Zayden): First save Bixi, then Bixi and I can save the rest, ez pz

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): We need to go fight in a jungle or something, I have so many plant spells I've never gotten to try

Shislif (Zayden): sounds like fun

Master TMO (Craigh): river weeds

GM: funny you should mention that Lemon......

Shislif (Zayden): oh yeaaaaa :)

GM: Leg three of the story arc

GM: But first Zayden go

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Yeah, but they all are like "dense to moderate growth" blah blah I'm sure BOB would be like "lolz that doesn't work on boat hahahahahaha thank u next"

Shislif (Zayden): so should I just roll an attack?

GM: Yes to Sharif

Zayden: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

Zayden: [ATTACK (R)] Dagger [THACO(17)] [d20 = 10]

Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (R)] [at Giant Frog (Stinky vacuous jaunt)] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 7 ] [AC: 7 ] [Location: Shin] [HIT]

Licornah: (bak)

Shislif (Zayden): did I do it correct?

mharmon1 (Talwin): (Trying to get to poor Bixi asap)

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): HIS AMMO IS HIS SULTRY VOICE! HOW DARE YOU!

GM: Yes to Sharif, roll damage

Dagger

Shislif (Zayden): top or bottom one?

GM: not that

GM: the M one

GM: S/M damage

Zayden: [DAMAGE (R)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (1d4=3)] [d4 = 3]

Shislif (Zayden): that?

GM: there you go but you need to drag it to the correct token

Shislif (Zayden): oh sorry

Zayden: [DAMAGE (R)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (1d4=1)] [d4 = 1]

Damage [1] -> [to Giant Frog (Stinky vacuous jaunt)]

Shislif (Zayden): bueno?

GM: good

GM: now click next

Shislif (Zayden): yay!

GM: and Licornah is up

[TURN] Licornah - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): But we need to go with the first roll, right? ;)

Shislif (Zayden): Did I save Bixi?

GM: not yet

Shislif (Zayden): dang it

Licornah: [CHECK] Constitution [+4] (vs. Target 11) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20-4 = 4]

GM: Yes awake from last time Lorie, you can get to attack

GM: you rolled it correctly in order last time

Licornah: [ATTACK][BASIC] [THACO(16)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-1 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (?)] [at Giant Frog (Heinous frown)] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 7 ] [AC: 0 ] [Location: Shin] [HIT]

GM: definate hit

Licornah: [DAMAGE (M)] Lance, Medium +1 [TYPE: piercing, large, magic (2d6+1=4)] [2d6+1 = 4]

Damage [4] -> [to Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal] [STATUS: Light]

GM: DOH

LorieD (Licornah): (that was for the frog, not Akilah, :: sigh ::)

[TURN] Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal - [Gauntlets of Ogre Power; BSTR: 18; BPSTR: 100 | Punching; BSTR: 0]

Bixi Fizzlebang: (LINK)

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal's health adjusted by +4

GM: healed her

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): I get a ding on my turn apparently, does that count as the ding you were talking about earlier?

Giant Frog (Heinous frown)'s health adjusted by -4

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 8) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 10]

GM: No to Marco but good that happened

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: rolls over and keeps croaking.

seyfert (Thistle): but you did add that damage to a frog, right? :P

GM: and yes that is a sucess you wake but do not attack this round, next round you get to

Shislif (Zayden): I like this Queen song

GM: I did add the damage to the frog that Licornah killed

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): okies

seyfert (Thistle): oh I see the gravestone nwo

[TURN] Giant Frog (Heinous frown)

[TURN] Craigh - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

GM: Craigh is up

GM: Up on the mast

Shislif (Zayden): Get em Craigh!

Master TMO (Craigh): yep. how well lit is the deck of the boat?

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): gravestone?

GM: not at all

Master TMO (Craigh): is it causing a problem for anyone?

Shislif (Zayden): I bet you could light that deck up real good!

Craigh: casts Fireball to light up the deck

GM: Those that remember have their continual light rocks, and the deck is lit up well, but so far no one has pulled those out

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol

GM: and LOL with TMO

Craigh: [CAST] Light

Craigh: [SAVE VS] Light

Craigh: Light

Shislif (Zayden): lol that sounds like a hint hint

Master TMO (Craigh): had to figure out which button to push

GM: and next for Rae

Shislif (Zayden): Get em Rae!

Craigh: Craigh casts Light on the deck so that everyone can see properly.

[TURN] Raelynn - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

seyfert (Thistle): (she just wanted to sleep...)

GM: Con check again

Raelynn: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 10]

[TURN] Giant Frog (Stinky vacuous jaunt)

Giant Frog (Stinky vacuous jaunt): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(16)] [d20 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bixi Fizzlebang] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 10 ] [AC: 10 ] [Location: Shoulder, side] [HIT]

Giant Frog (Stinky vacuous jaunt): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (1d6=6)] [d6 = 6]

Damage [6] -> [to Bixi Fizzlebang] [STATUS: Moderate]

[TURN] Giant Frog (Somber gait)

Giant Frog (Somber gait): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(16)] [d20 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Youtargim] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 10 ] [AC: 0 ] [Location: Shoulder, top] [HIT]

Giant Frog (Somber gait): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (1d6=4)] [d6 = 4]

Damage [4] -> [to Youtargim]

[TURN] Talwin - [Giant-kin, 2-handed sword; DMGX:2 | Punching; BSTR: 0]

GM: Talwin is up

GM: Bixi has one frog on her

Talwin: Yes, I moved him

GM: Thistle has one

mharmon1 (Talwin): To attack him

mharmon1 (Talwin): He hasn't moved yet

GM: go for it

Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [THACO(13)] [d20+2 = 13]

Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Giant Frog (Stinky vacuous jaunt)] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 7 ] [AC: 0 ] [Location: Forearm, back] [HIT]

Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [x2] [TYPE: S (1d10+6=16)] [b10+6 = 16]

Damage [16] -> [to Giant Frog (Stinky vacuous jaunt)] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 14] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

GM: there you go

mharmon1 (Talwin): Moved and swung. So that's it I think guys

mharmon1 (Talwin): :)

[TURN] Thistle - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

GM: hit next

mharmon1 (Talwin): Easy there bob :)

mharmon1 (Talwin): I'm going I'm goin

GM: Thistle has a frog eating her foot

GM: and grins at Michael you did great

GM: things are moving well

Thistle: [ATTACK (M)] Dagger, Plain [THACO(17)] [d20+1 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Giant Frog 2] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 7 ] [AC: 5 ] [Location: Shin] [HIT]

Thistle: [DAMAGE (M)] Dagger, Plain [TYPE: piercing (1d4+1=3)] [d4+1 = 3]

Damage [3] -> [to Giant Frog 2] [STATUS: Moderate]

[TURN] Youtargim

Shislif (Zayden): sounds like quentin tarantino!

Youtargim: AAAGRRRRRRR

Youtargim: [ATTACK (M)] Scimitar +1 [THACO(17)] [d20+1 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Giant Frog (Somber gait)] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 7 ] [AC: 8 ] [MISS]

[ROUND 3]

[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4 | Punching; BSTR: 0]

Thistle: Uh, someone might wanna help him.

Thistle: He's gettin' all pirate-y.

mharmon1 (Talwin): (Working on it! One person getting eaten at a time!)

mharmon1 (Talwin): Throw the lawyer at them!

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Can I move my insects to giant frog 2?

mharmon1 (Talwin): TREX Style

Youtargim: You tell me Lemon can you move where they are after you cast?

GM: Yes this is a test, grins

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): yes, but one round delay

'springdew' connected

seyfert (Thistle): (send them to the three then if you have a round delay)

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): oh wait, it says if evaded? now I don't know

GM: Also by the way everyone should see the tool tips that are available now when you hover over things

GM: and welcome back Spring

GM: Lanek got off an attack, then ducked down into the hold and now can come back later this round

Thistle: yeah too much going on and this freezing to load each time to notice that right now

seyfert (Thistle): yeah too much going on and this freezing to load each time to notice that right now

springdew: thanks

Lanek: Advanced Effect ['Punching;BSTR: 0;'] -> [to Lanek] [by Punching]

Lanek

Master TMO (Craigh): error screen just popped up

seyfert (Thistle): (it doesnt' like whatever you just did)

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): error will robinson

GM:

Shislif (Zayden): Welcome back!

seyfert (Thistle): (I think it's the effect on Lanek?)

Lanek: [INIT][Reaction Adj: -2] [d10+8 = 14]

springdew: i apologize for unleashing. but i think i'm regulating now

Master TMO (Craigh): *pat* *pat* *pat*

seyfert (Thistle): you good

mharmon1 (Talwin): we got ya fam!

Shislif (Zayden): Hey you were aware what you were going through and did whatever you needed to do to take care of it, sounds like top not mature behavior to me

springdew (Lanek): tell ya all about it later, it's so dumb

springdew (Lanek): sorry that's ableist. it's so stupid

GM: Described it in the Discord

Master TMO (Craigh): they usually are, which is what makes them so infuriating.

Shislif (Zayden): lol

springdew (Lanek): okay looking ...

GM: Bixi is up with adjusting her spell

Shislif (Zayden): in musings?

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Still? um...

GM: When you are done click next Lemon

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Wait, where can I move it to? Anywhere?

GM: In your line of sight

GM: so to the one attacking Thistle

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I'm on a boat, what ISN'T in my line of sight?

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Fine, moving it to the thistle frog then

[TURN] Giant Frog 2

Giant Frog 2: [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(16)] [WvA: slashing v Studded Leather (-2)] [d20-2 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Thistle] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 10 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Giant Frog (Noticeably limber)

springdew (Lanek): okay i don't see whatever is supposed to be posted at Discord

Giant Frog (Noticeably limber): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(16)] [d20 = 2]

Attack [2] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Youtargim] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 10 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Giant Frog (Eensy)

Giant Frog (Eensy): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(16)] [d20 = 20]

Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Youtargim] [Hit-AC: -4 vs. 10 ] [AC: -4 ] [Location: Armpit] [CRITICAL HIT]

Giant Frog (Eensy): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(16)] [d20 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Youtargim] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 10 ] [AC: 5 ] [Location: Shoulder, top] [HIT]

Giant Frog (Eensy): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (1d6=4)] [d6 = 4]

Damage [4] -> [to Youtargim] [STATUS: Heavy]

Giant Frog (Eensy): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (1d6=2)] [d6 = 2]

Damage [2] -> [to Youtargim]

[TURN] Mammal, Boar, Wild

[TURN] Zayden - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

Shislif (Zayden): they all dead?

GM: Only two of the six

Shislif (Zayden): oh ok

GM: three are feasting on Youtargim, one is eating Thistle

seyfert (Thistle): no, three still attacking Yout who is pretty hurt, and one attacking Thistle who is okay for now

mharmon1 (Talwin): I'll run to Yout asap

Shislif (Zayden): oh I guess I run to giant frog 2 and try to attack it

Shislif (Zayden): assuming Bixi is safe of course

seyfert (Thistle): (better off the other frogs)

seyfert (Thistle): (right now Frog 2 is being attacked by Thistle and soon Bixi bugs)

Shislif (Zayden): which frog should I fight?

seyfert (Thistle): (one of the three aiming at Yout)

Shislif (Zayden): oh Yout?

GM: have to run the length of the ship

seyfert (Thistle): (gait, limber, and eensy)

springdew (Lanek): you are really far away from the live frogs

Shislif (Zayden): will I have enough energy to attack after that run?

GM: unclear until you get there

mharmon1 (Talwin): (We have to try, he's being eaten lol)

Zayden: anything else we can do? Anything I can throw?

Shislif (Zayden): OOC

mharmon1 (Talwin): You might hit other people

Shislif (Zayden): like lemon juice or something?

mharmon1 (Talwin): Lot of stuff between here and there

seyfert (Thistle): (you'd at least be close to pull him to safety/bind wounds if next rolls go bad for him)

Shislif (Zayden): oh that's a good idea

Shislif (Zayden): so I'll just run close to Yout but I won't attack or anything?

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): maybe salt? Or is that only slugs?

Shislif (Zayden): should I try to lick one of the frogs?

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): yes.

Shislif (Zayden): Salt is good for snails, i bet it's not great for frogs though

Shislif (Zayden): lol fine :)

mharmon1 (Talwin): (Going to have to let doggo out soon)

Shislif (Zayden): I run all the way back there to the back of the frog

Shislif (Zayden): I like this marking business btw

GM: You drew that Sharif instead of moving

Shislif (Zayden): I thoughts I was showing you the way to move my character?

GM: Yes but now you have to move your token

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): There are no doors here, but I bet it's still annoying to move. Any takers?

Shislif (Zayden): ugh fine

Shislif (Zayden): why is it stuck on draw tool?

GM: Just click and drag

GM: right click and close the drawing tool

Shislif (Zayden): oh ok lol thx

Shislif (Zayden): mb

Shislif (Zayden): mb means my bad

Master TMO (Craigh): no, it means megabyte

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I want to shout, while moving my insects, which you never told me what they are, "WE'RE FEASTING ON FROG LEGS TONIGHT, BOYS!"

springdew (Lanek): lol

GM: nice but you moved just a bit out of that line, cannot run through the mast, etc. so you are there but you do not get an attack this round

Shislif (Zayden): is there a lick roll?

GM: so next

GM: and Licornah is up

Shislif (Zayden): lol

seyfert (Thistle): (wait until they're dead to lick them, please)

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): CALLED IT! CAN'T RUN THROUGH THE MAST! MOVING IS THE WORST

Shislif (Zayden): oh ok

[TURN] Licornah - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

GM: LOL with Lemon

Zayden: stupid mast

Licornah: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+10 = 15]

Master TMO (Craigh): wish I knew the Blink spell

Licornah: (wrong button)

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I mean, I guess if licking counts as the action then yeah wait. Otherwise I still vote go for it.

GM: Licornah can move to attack

GM: Or cast a spell, etc.

Licornah: [ATTACK][BASIC] [THACO(16)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-1 = 2]

Attack [2] ->[ATTACK (?)] [at Giant Frog (Stinky vacuous jaunt)] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 7 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Talwin - [Giant-kin, 2-handed sword; DMGX:2 | Punching; BSTR: 0]

GM: Talwin

mharmon1 (Talwin): Yes. I kmnow

GM: grins

mharmon1 (Talwin): Trying to figure out how to navigate thorugh a mast

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): hehehe

seyfert (Thistle): (uhhh her rerolling init meant you just skipped Akilah, Craigh, Rae)

springdew (Lanek): jump over Indigo?

mharmon1 (Talwin): just assume lol,

mharmon1 (Talwin): Moving is hard enough

GM: OOps yes to Carissa nice catch

Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [THACO(13)] [d20+2 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Giant Frog (Noticeably limber)] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 7 ] [AC: 7 ] [Location: Wrist, front] [HIT]

seyfert (Thistle): (Indigo is one round behind so shouldn't he be in the hold sleeping?)

mharmon1 (Talwin): ...do I need to paus?

mharmon1 (Talwin): We skip someone?

seyfert (Thistle): (no no)

GM: When Talwin is done Craigh and Rae and Akilah

mharmon1 (Talwin): OK

GM: no to Michael go

Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Two-handed Sword [TYPE: slashing (1d10+3=8)] [d10+3 = 8]

Damage [8] -> [to Giant Frog (Noticeably limber)] [STATUS: Critical]

seyfert (Thistle): (kill first, ask questions later :) )

Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Two-handed Sword [THACO(13)] [d20+2 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Giant Frog (Noticeably limber)] [Hit-AC: -3 vs. 7 ] [AC: -3 ] [Location: Shoulder, top] [HIT]

Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Two-handed Sword [TYPE: slashing (1d10+3=11)] [d10+3 = 11]

Damage [11] -> [to Giant Frog (Noticeably limber)] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 9] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

mharmon1 (Talwin): He's dead Jim

[TURN] Thistle - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

seyfert (Thistle): (yeah, like that!)

Thistle: [ATTACK (M)] Dagger, Plain [THACO(17)] [d20+1 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Giant Frog 2] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 7 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

seyfert (Thistle): (oops and I skipped the others, too so won't hit next yet)

seyfert (Thistle): (Craigh and Akilah can go while I think for Rae)

GM: So Rae and Akilah can go

GM: both are asleep still

seyfert (Thistle): (and Craigh)

GM: need a con check to wake up

GM: Craigh is awake and up the mast

seyfert (Thistle): (no, both woke up last round)

GM: oh sorry

GM: then both can attack this round

Craigh: Craigh looks out over the river to see if there's any mre frogs coming

seyfert (Thistle): (go for it Akilah)

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): can I backstab the frog in front of me?

GM: you can attack the rear, but frogs do not qualify as a backstab opportunity, only humanoids do

GM: you get the plus 4 to attack but not the extra damage

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: how do I target it?

GM: drag your weapon onto the token

GM: is the easiest way

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(17)] [d20+3 = 23]

Attack [23] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Giant Frog 2] [Hit-AC: -6 vs. 7 ] [AC: -6 ] [Location: Ankle, inner] [CRITICAL HIT]

GM: there you go

GM: and again

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(17)] [d20+3 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Giant Frog 2] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 7 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(17)] [d20+3 = 19]

Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Giant Frog 2] [Hit-AC: -2 vs. 7 ] [AC: -2 ] [Location: Shoulder, side] [HIT]

GM: only two hits, not three

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): dual wielding

GM: AHh then yes two hits

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing (1d6+6=10)] [d6+6 = 10]

Damage [10] -> [to Giant Frog 2] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 1] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing (1d6+6=7)] [d6+6 = 7]

Damage [7] -> [to Giant Frog 2] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 7]

GM: and falls apart in front of Thistle

GM: and we are to Lanek now

Master TMO (Craigh): splap

Thistle: Nice. Got it all butchered up for stew!

seyfert (Thistle): (Rae?)

Lanek: runs up the stairs

GM: DOH sorry Carissa yes Rae too

springdew (Lanek): that's probably it, isn't it?

Raelynn: [CAST] Hold Animal [at Giant Frog (Eensy)]

Raelynn: [CAST] Hold Animal [at Giant Frog (Somber gait)]

springdew (Lanek): ooooo

GM: Lanek can get to the frog (somber gait) to attack it

seyfert (Thistle): (hmmm... didn't work as I thought one sec)

Effect ['Paralyzed'] -> [to Giant Frog (Eensy)] [by Raelynn]

Master TMO (Craigh): why are you hugging a giant frog?

seyfert (Thistle): (oops that's not it either)

GM: grins withTMO

Lanek: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(18)] [d20-3 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Giant Frog (Somber gait)] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 7 ] [AC: 2 ] [Location: Shin] [HIT]

GM: that is a hit for Lanek

Lanek: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing, large (1d8=6)] [d8 = 6]

Damage [6] -> [to Giant Frog (Somber gait)] [STATUS: Heavy]

GM: and waiting on Carissa for that spell

seyfert (Thistle): (you know what, ignore it)

GM: ok

seyfert (Thistle): (we're at 1.5 frogs)

GM: Thistle is now up

[TURN] Youtargim

GM: and now

seyfert (Thistle): (she went and missed)

Youtargim: [ATTACK (M)] Scimitar +1 [THACO(17)] [d20+1 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Giant Frog (Somber gait)] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 7 ] [AC: 1 ] [Location: Arm, upper outer] [HIT]

Youtargim: [DAMAGE (M)] Scimitar +1 [TYPE: slashing, magic (1d8+1=6)] [d8+1 = 6]

Damage [6] -> [to Giant Frog (Somber gait)] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

[ROUND 4]

[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4 | Punching; BSTR: 0]

GM: Morale Check Results: -------------------- did not require check: 'Giant Frog (Eensy)','Giant Frog (Somber gait)','Giant Frog (Stinky vacuous jaunt)','Giant Frog 2','Giant Frog (Noticeably limber)',"'Mammal, Boar, Wild'",'Giant Frog (Heinous frown)' --------------------

[TURN] Giant Frog 2

[TURN] Giant Frog (Noticeably limber)

[TURN] Giant Frog (Eensy) - [(Paralyzed; [D: 12])]

[TURN] Giant Frog (Eensy)

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): wait

Master TMO (Craigh): Bixi appears all slanta-gog

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I want to stab it? Or I moved too much?

GM: Fleeing

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): blargh

GM: Akilah and Zayden get attacks on it

GM: moved too far for Bixi Lemon

Shislif (Zayden): nice

GM: Zayden gets a swing as it tries to flee

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ok, well then we'll just say I was running over to check on my friends Lanek and Talwin and Zayden and Craigh

GM: and Akilah does too

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(17)] [d20+3 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Giant Frog (Eensy)] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 7 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]

seyfert (Thistle): lol very intentinoal list

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): It WOULD be the eensy one that got away

seyfert (Thistle): so big it's tiny

Shislif (Zayden): do I need to roll something?

GM: regular attack and if you hit then damage

Shislif (Zayden): who do i attack?

Shislif (Zayden): oh nvm

User has gone AFK. (LemonyLemon)

Zayden: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

Zayden: [ATTACK (R)] Dagger [THACO(17)] [AC: 11 ] [d20 = 6]

Zayden: [DAMAGE (R)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (1d4=2)] [d4 = 2]

GM: drag onto the toket

Zayden: [DAMAGE (R)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (1d4=1)] [d4 = 1]

Damage [1] -> [to Giant Frog (Eensy)] [STATUS: Light]

GM: token

Zayden: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

GM: the attack first

Zayden: [ATTACK (R)] Dagger [THACO(17)] [d20 = 14]

Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (R)] [at Giant Frog (Eensy)] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 7 ] [AC: 3 ] [Location: Calf] [HIT]

GM: there you go

GM: now the hit

Zayden: [DAMAGE (R)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (1d4=2)] [d4 = 2]

Damage [2] -> [to Giant Frog (Eensy)] [STATUS: Moderate]

Shislif (Zayden): good?

springdew (Lanek): tickens and tokets are a thing at my house

GM: and the final frog croaks as Zayden stabs it but then it jumps off the knarr and back into the water

GM: and you survive the encounter

Zayden: yea nice job everybody!

GM: It is the end of the third watch, everyone is waking up and moving about

springdew (Lanek): sigh

Bixi Fizzlebang: Is everyone ok?

Craigh: Seems all clear!

Zayden: You ok Bixi?

Lanek: sits down wearily

Bixi Fizzlebang: I've been better, but I'm not bad. Excited for our frog leg lunch!

GM: Now try this for the ding when chat entries happen

GM: Did anyone hear that?

Thistle: Fish, crab, frog... at least we're eatin' good.

seyfert (Thistle): nope

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): nope

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): nope

Craigh: neg

Zayden: Frog legs do sound good!

GM: good, in a way, I reported it as an error

Bixi Fizzlebang: [SKILL] Cooking [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 11]

Zayden: if frog legs are an error, I don't want to be right

GM: Now about this?

Raelynn: yawns

seyfert (Raelynn): nope

GM: good

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): still no

GM: and I am not getting it either

GM: was annoying

GM: and yes Bixi is adding frog to the stew options

Raelynn: Oh goodness, what a way to start the day.

Raelynn: sighs

Lanek: i don't have speakers on anyway, overstimulation

Zayden: Bixi for the win!

springdew (Lanek): OOC

Youtargim [A Comm]: [Translation] I cannot ahahahshhhdhdhdh

I cannot ahahahshhhdhdhdh

[understood by: Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal]

Youtargim [A Comm]: [Translation] ouch

ouch

[understood by: Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal]

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Stop swearing in math, gods

Springity Thingity: hahaha

Zayden: Hey do I have time to go fishing?

Raelynn: Deep breath and come here. You too, Bixi and Lanek.

Youtargim [A Comm]: [Translation] Bixi first

Bixi first

[understood by: Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal]

Master TMO (Craigh): LOL

Zayden: Fine I guess I'll just do whatever then

Zayden: you guys have fun

Raelynn: [CAST] Orison

Raelynn: [SAVE VS] Orison

Youtargim: Sorry I mean Bixi first

Raelynn: [CAST] Orison

Raelynn: [SAVE VS] Orison

Raelynn: Too late.

seyfert (Raelynn): (7 to Yout, 4 to Bixi, 3 to Lanek)

Youtargim: Hey Zayden, you can always go fishing

Youtargim: never a bad time to fish

Springity Thingity: aaaahh thank ya.

Craigh: I think a frog may have bumped your pole though, in the chaos.

Youtargim: warms smiles and squeezes Rae's hand, Thank you

Lanek: aaaahh thank ya.

Lanek: sits down wearily again

Raelynn: That should hold you all over for now. This early in the morning... I can't use all my spells healing you all.

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Thanks Rae

Bixi Fizzlebang: Thanks Rae

Youtargim's health adjusted by +7

Raelynn: Mhmm, please don't go trying to die on me again, okay?

Bixi Fizzlebang's health adjusted by +4

Bixi Fizzlebang: I was only a third of the way dead, max

Lanek's health adjusted by +3

Craigh: Too close. Glad everyone's okay.

Raelynn: Bixi... you aren't that, um...

Lanek: i wasn' zackly tryin'

Raelynn: Well, okay. Optimism is good, I suppose.

Zayden: Thanks Rae!

Youtargim: Very well done Bixi

seyfert (Raelynn): (dang 7 and he's still down that much?)

Youtargim: and everyone

Youtargim: Squeezes Rae

Talwin: I need a drink

Youtargim: I will be ok

Lanek: me too

Talwin: Sigh. Turns to Bixi

Raelynn: Licornah, do you mine giving Yout a quick look? He might need a little more healing.

mharmon1 (Talwin): You okay?

Talwin: You okay?

Talwin: Yout

mharmon1 (Talwin): You okay?

Talwin: You okay?

Youtargim: I think maybe Bixi can give us a drink?

Raelynn: smiles

Master TMO (Craigh): you okay?

Talwin: Bixi and Yout, why don't you relax downstairs and take breather

Bixi Fizzlebang: I'm great! I love it when the food just comes to us like this. I might have to take up swimming and think about living on a boat

Talwin: gags

Youtargim: I will be good with you just staying nearby Rae

Talwin: shudder

springdew (Lanek): Lanek is tired and sore from falling, i mean running down the stairs

Raelynn: (quietly to Yout) I think someone was a little more worried than he wants to let on.

Bixi Fizzlebang: Oh by the way, the non-lawyer said he wants to kill the lawyer and all the witnesses, which would be us so...

springdew (Lanek): and Lanek's player is tired and sore from capitalism

Raelynn: signs

Youtargim: Whispers to Rae (Yeah but you and I can handle things until we get where we are going)

Raelynn: I really need more sleep before dealing wi that...

Raelynn: *those two

Youtargim: HUH Bixi

Bixi Fizzlebang: whistles while she goes to start cooking

Shislif (Zayden): lol

Youtargim: that would be a hard pass on my part

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: He does not seem to think things through properly

Talwin: Wait, does that mean we are all in favor of tossing htem overboard?

Youtargim: I say keep the lawyer, he will know how to justify anything

Talwin: Asks hopefully

Raelynn: NO

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: One is mad, the other is an idiot.

Talwin: Clearly let down

Talwin: Ah

Lanek: we should put them both ashore. on opposite banks

Raelynn: Oh good goddess, you all can't solve things by tossing them to sea.

Talwin: Sure I can. I can solve a lot of problems by tossing them into the sea!

Bixi Fizzlebang: yells up "I wouldn't mind tossing them, actually!"

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Especially when there is no sea.

Talwin: Outraged

Youtargim: River not Sea he says softly to Rae

Talwin: Sigh

Raelynn: If it's your sword, maybe, Talwin.

Talwin: Fine. I suppose we can drop them off at opposite sides

Talwin: Grumbles unintelligbly

Raelynn: (To Yout) Shhh! My point still stands

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Everyone yells at me for calling a ship a boat but no one can tell the difference between a river and sea

Talwin: Snorts a laugh

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: How dare she!?

Lanek: oh, i didn't realize that was a question

Raelynn: This floating vessel on a body of water. Whatever this all is!

Youtargim: I agree with you, drowning is not a good option softly to Rae

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: Stupid fluffy elf

Lanek: if it all flows downhill one way, that's a river

Lanek: if it's vast and surges back and forth, it's a sea

Raelynn: Neither is bleeding to death. I suppose she's busy so here.

Raelynn: [CAST] Orison

Raelynn: [SAVE VS] Orison

seyfert (Raelynn): (another 7 to Yout(

Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Hey you guys got some awesome prey. Chill out for awhile. I mean, they almost ate Bixi! That's awesome prey. Not that they almost ate her,....but you knoow what I mean!

Youtargim's health adjusted by +7

Talwin: To reven

Raelynn: Yes, yes water moves and is called different things depending where and how it moves.

Raelynn: EITHER WAY

Youtargim: (Warm smile thank you so much love ) to Rae

Raelynn: We're not tossing them overboard.

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: It does not make the elf less stupid

Raelynn: raises a brow

Youtargim: Yes Rae is right we cannot toss them overboard

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: But as far as the prisoners go, neither seems to have much wits about them.

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: Keeping a known enemy around is not smart

Craigh: Are we under any obligation to keep them though?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: We should drop them off at separate ports.

Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): At this point, you are becoming a known enemy. Lay off or you'll join the frogs. You are welcome to leave any time you want

Youtargim: I think we should make sure they have no way of attacking or harming us, then decide where is a safe place to leave them

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: so they do not kill one another.

Raelynn: If you're using my title, I'm still a Suitor, not a Lover, but I rarely use it for obvious reasons. And if you're not trying to use my title, well, don't go too fast there, sir.

Youtargim: When Indigo wakes up he might know?

Craigh: Well, as was said, there are river banks available too. Or we can take them to the next port.

Craigh: Oh, or we can make them row.

Raelynn: Different ports is the first sensible solution I have heard so far.

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: They clearly do not have the survival instinct to survive in the wild. Leaving them on the banks is the same as tossing them in the water.

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: First of all, that's nonsense. I can't move on my own, I am a sword. Second of all, I am only looking out for you. The prisoner said it wanted to kill you. AND YOU ALSO WANT TO TOSS THEM OVERBOARD WHY ARE YOU MAKING *ME* SOUND LIKE THE BAD GUY HERE?

Thistle: YES! They should row. I'm tired of rowing.

Youtargim: (Softly to Rae, I appologize, it was an expression of gratitude and .... companionship, more but... )

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: What idiot gets stuck on a raft for days, unable to paddle himself to the nearest bank?

Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): I think we are talking about different things.The prisoner is one thing, I thought you meant toss over my gang

Youtargim: We should move back into the channel

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Clearly they cannot take care of themselves.

Youtargim: and then as we are downstream can decide

Raelynn: Mhmm, just remember things are... different here. Wouldn't want misunderstandings, yes? Well, actually, you probably do...

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: I meant the prisoner. I'm not entirely against the other idea, but it was not what I was attempting to discuss

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: They will clearly die of exposure or starvation on their own.

Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Yeah, I'm still in favor of that, but if the group want's them around I suppose I'll suffer.

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Assuming they do not murder one another first.

Raelynn: We'll leave them in seperate towns. They can survive in a town or find a way back to wherever they need to go.

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: You always suffer for others, and never think of yourself

Youtargim: I do wish we had kept that raft

Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Hey I got some nice things. I also got you, so it's not too bad

Raelynn: What would we do with it? It's just more cargo.

Youtargim: We could put one of them on it now

Raelynn: Which brings us back to that being no different than tossing them overboard.

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: And do these nice "things" make you happy? Or does throwing enemies overboard make you happy?

Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): ..........Both?

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: (error code, robot noises, does not compute)

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: No need to torture them. Stupidity is its own punishment.

GM: LOL thank you Lemon and Michael for such fun side commentary

Craigh: But it also punishes the people around them.

GM: Everyone needs to read the chat for that

Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Hey I'm just saying. Collecting money is a great way to one day maybe "retire" into a full killing mercenary company you never know it could happen. Oh! Or maybe we'll get lucky and Bran will go to war! We'll have lots of fun then!

GM: SO to make this easier for everyone

GM: You do sail/row down stream for a while

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: I will try to be patient. For you.

mharmon1 (Talwin): Oh thanks bob. We do have fun with our side conversations :)

mharmon1 (Talwin): At least I do :)

Master TMO (Craigh): glad to hear it!

seyfert (Raelynn): definitely fun to read later on chat

GM: you still have the two prisoners until you can talk to someone experienced about where to leave them, namely Indigo/Lisa as the only person who knows this area

Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Likewise....but now I need to figure out a politically correct way to start a war....(half joking)

Master TMO (Craigh): "Crazy River Rafters: Deposit Here" sign

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ngl, I'm a little disappointed when you can't make it, Michael, because I don't get to be the totally-not-evil sword

GM: and next week we pick up in the evening just before/during the first watch

mharmon1 (Talwin): LOL

Shislif (Zayden): nice

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: If you get serious about it, I'm always there to help you, friend

springdew (Lanek): hehehe

GM: as you are sailing along and encounter a ship in the river in front of you

GM: weaving back and forth to block your path

seyfert (Raelynn): (NOW it's the bugbear pirates?)

Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): And that makes it all the more fun! Let me know if you see a fun way to kill stuff in a way that we don't get in trouble. I'm down to clown

GM: flying a skull and crossbones

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): night night

Master TMO (Craigh): Fireball!

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: Mostly because I am trapped in an inanimate object

GM: so next week is that encounter

Zayden: probably a nice skull and crossbones

seyfert (Raelynn): ending early tonight?

GM: deal with bugbear pirates

Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Eh, Potato, Inanimate Object

Shislif (Zayden): oh yea

Master TMO (Craigh): where is the catapult when you need one?

GM: and then make it to Rivers Bend at the end of the session in time for the Saturday portion of the Birthday Game at Rivers Bend

Talwin: Yay!

Bixi Fizzlebang: (LINK)

GM: Friday at 7 until Midnight on Saturday

LemonyLemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): For Michael

seyfert (Raelynn): With Bran who probably has a "Don't Touch!" sign on it that only she can use

GM: pirates and gypsies

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): you literally playing all night long?

mharmon1 (Talwin): hahaha

LorieD: so non-stop Friday to saturday midnight?

seyfert (Raelynn): we don't have any cows for fodder anyways

Master TMO (Craigh): I don't *think* that's the plan

GM: Friday 7 to Midnight, then Saturday Noon to Midnight

Talwin: OK perfect!

GM: Everyone gets breakfast

seyfert (Raelynn): Be there or be there. No alternative

Shislif (Zayden): yay sounds good

LorieD: Ummm... some of us might need a nap

LorieD: Night all

GM: Laughs with Carissa at cows

Master TMO (Craigh): you have all week to nap

GM: have a great nigth all

Shislif: i may not need a nap, but i'd like one :)

'LordBiBo' disconnected

seyfert: night all!

Springity Thingity: gnite!

Talwin: lol. Night all!

Shislif: night everybody

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Master TMO (Craigh): night

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Bixi Fizzlebang: Oh, early tonight. Ok, goodnight!

GM: smiles

GM: It will work

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