Chat Log - 2022 09 09 - Searching for Alexandria - Formatted - Story
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'LordBiBo' connected
BOB Hello Marco
BOB Did it load faster for you?
LordBiBo: heyo
LordBiBo: what's with the sheet copies?
BOB what do you mean?
LordBiBo: there's my sheet and a copy of it
BOB I think you did that a while ago
BOB I never deleted it
LordBiBo: weird, it wasn't showing up before now
BOB I can delete it
'Shislif' connected
BOB Hello Sharif
'Lorie' connected
BOB Hey there Lorie
Sharif: Hey there hi everyone
BOB How was the week?
Lorie: Good evening -- how is everyone
Lorie: It's been a bit of a better week at work
BOB glad for that
Lorie: things are starting to get turned around
Lorie: How about you?
Sharif: The weeks been alright thanks!
BOB I tested positive on Tuesday, so stayed home, really only a nasal thing for me
Sharif: did some practice teaching that was cool, preparing for a session coming up, also gotta reword my curriculum then I'm gonna send it out to the discord group see what happens. So pretty good tthanks! How was your week?
Lorie: oh no!!!
Lorie: Congrats on student teaching
Lorie: Sorry to hear it got you BOB
BOB Thanks
Lorie: The girls had the back to school ick but neither had COVID - we tested
BOB and very cool Sharif, you should post to our Discord too
LordBiBo: my daughter's high school shut down because there was no power, that was interesting
'Carissa' connected
Lorie: Ugh Marco - this is not the time of year to be without power
Lorie: Sorry to hear that
BOB Hello Carissa
Sharif: oh yea for sure thanks :)
Lorie: Evening Carissa
LordBiBo: yeah, I remember the power going out in school sometimes when I was a kid. no ac was the worst
Lorie: Our puppy is adjusting to her new home
LordBiBo: then the kids would all be like, "Let's have class outside!"
Sharif: Ugh, if it's not covid it's power!
Lorie: I grew up in the north... the worst was February during an ice storm -- no heat or water
LordBiBo: and I'd be like, "Are you insane, as hot as it is in here, it's even hotter out there!"
Lorie: I would have been angry to sit outside
Lorie: and the fire ants
Lorie: nope nope nope
LordBiBo: yeah, luckily none of the teachers bought into it
Carissa: Hi all!
'Lisa' connected
BOB Hey there Lisa
Lorie: Hi there Lisa
Carissa: Hi Lisa!
Lisa: Hello!
Lisa: Not sure how long I'm going to make it
BOB I do need everyone to please look at the Party Sheet to see if you can see the watch order
Carissa: Uh oh. Storms?
Carissa: yes to watches
Lisa: no. I pinched a nerve in my back and I am not doing well sitting
Lorie: Sorry to hear that
Carissa: Ouch, sorry :(
Sharif: on party sheet?
BOB Menu -> Party Sheet -> Order
Lisa: dont see anything abot watches
BOB Do you have that tab?
Lisa: ph
Lisa: oh
Sharif: no it's just party sheet, no sub section
BOB It is new this week
Lisa: was so faint I didn't notice
Sharif: oh no wait I got it!
Lorie: I had said 1st watch last week
Lorie: not sure about third
BOB gotchat Lorie
Sharif: jyea got it
BOB now can you change that for your self? change from 3 to 1 by clicking on the number and changing?
LordBiBo: that's interesting
BOB and I left Indigo at zero
Carissa: nope to changing
Sharif: you want me to go to 1
Sharif: ?
Carissa: first watch was on site
Lorie: does not appear I can
BOB Thanks
BOB So changed Licornah to 1st and Indigo to 3rd
BOB and we are on Second watch
Lorie: appreciate it
Carissa: (you don't want to question the new guy, Lorie?)
Lorie (Licornah): (Nah, I'm good. You'll ask him all the questions for me :) )
Sharif: Hey Zayden is on 2nd watch
'Spring' connected
BOB I am here and ready to continue the questioning
Carissa: (Lisa did you want to swap Thistle and Indigo so Indigo can be 2nd aka questions in case you need to leave early?)
Spring: hallo!
Carissa: Hi Spring!
BOB you have at least three more encountes, the two captives you have in the hold, Bugbear pirates (traditional), and at least one more normal monster encounter
BOB Hello Spring
Carissa: ...just overnight???
'TMO' connected
Spring: hehehehe
BOB And Hello TMO
Lorie (Licornah): (Evening Spring and TMO)
Spring: lot to do in a night
BOB Tonight and next week
Carissa: apparently so
BOB the plan is arriving at Rivers Bend end of the night next week
Sharif: quite a trip!
Carissa: oh shoot that's next week innit
BOB Yeap, next week is the Birthday Game
Sharif: how many days have we been out at sea at this point?
BOB Friday from 6 PM to Saturday at Midnight
Carissa: sooner than I thought and not soon enough
BOB 5 days so far on the river
'Lemon' connected
BOB Hey there Lemon
Licornah: (BRB - puppy break)
Licornah: (evening Lemon)
Carissa: Hi TMO and Lemon!
Lemon: Hello everyone
Sharif: Hey Lemon and TMO!
TMO: hi!
Spring: :-( i am out of town next week
BOB I know it is sad Spring
Spring: hi Lemon!
BOB So Lemon did you create a homework pack for the birthday party?
Spring: i'm gonna be runnning around in medieval clothes looking at art and science projects
BOB and TMO how is the house situation?
TMO: no change
Spring: :-(
Lisa: I can't do this. Sorry. See you next week
'Lisa' disconnected
Spring: i think the bubble burst is coming here soon. the landlords are selling off their rental properties
BOB Sorry Lisa
Spring: :-( bye Lisa!
TMO: Take care!
BOB so Second Watch .... Howard and Rae come up and Rae says you have another 5 minutes or so with the Zone of Truth
BOB Who is going down to talk?
Thistle: Think we can wake that other guy in 5 minutes?
LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): Guess I will
BOB Akiliah, Zayden
Sharif: Thanks Bob!
Zayden: quick brb grab a refill like 2 secs
Shislif (Zayden): OOC
Thistle: He ain't protect by the spell so we should hear his side before that spell ends.
BOB For what you know
BOB (LINK)
<a href="http://www.dragonslayers-society.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php?n=Main.SearchingForAlexandria-IC#RaftPolitics">(LINK)</a>
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: goes down to speak with the captives.
Barrister Erlich : Hello
Barrister Erlich : A new elf, did you plan this ?
Shislif (Zayden): ok good to go!
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Plan what exactly?
Zayden: What's Akilah doing?
Barrister Erlich : Bring in young female elves to try to get me to talk
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: About what?
Barrister Erlich : You tell me, I woke up here in the dark
Thistle: ignores him and goes to try to wake the other guy
Human, Bleary eyes : Ahhhhheererere
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: You were dying on a raft. Better here than there.
Thistle: You awake? You better talk quick and tell us your side of it all.
Lemon: Oh, snap, birthday game is next week???
Shislif (Zayden): oh cool
Carissa (Thistle): (exactly my reaction)
Human, Bleary eyes : My
Zayden: Are these our prisoners?
Human, Bleary eyes : OUCH light
Human, Bleary eyes : Prisoner! What the hell!
Thistle: Close your eyes then, nitwit. How'd you get here?
Thistle: Er, sorry.
Thistle: On the raft?
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Let us start with why you were floating half dead on a raft to begin with.
Barrister Erlich : You do understand you do not need to talk to them
Zayden: Oh these are the raft guys!
Thistle: Eh, probably smarter for you to talk to us than the guy ya put in chains.
Zayden: She makes a good point Barrister
Barrister Erlich : Would you like me to represent you ?
Thistle: Hey Zayden. You got that sugary voice people like to hear, ya? Wanna see if you can use it to get this one to shut it and this one to talk?
Zayden: Sure Thistle anything to make you happy
Zayden: which one is which?
Carissa (Thistle): (asking for persuasion roll :) )
Thistle: This one to talk
Shislif (Zayden): oh ok lol
Thistle: points to bleary eyes
Thistle: And this one to shut it for a minute
Shislif (Zayden): still helps to know which is which
Thistle: points to Barrister
Zayden: Thank you Thistle, that is very helpful
Shislif (Zayden): one sec
Arkady Bulygin: If you can ... wait do I want you to represent me if I chained you up?
Zayden: [SKILL] Persuasion [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 16]
Arkady Bulygin: What does that mean
Shislif (Zayden): dang
Shislif (Zayden): oh success nice!
Carissa (Thistle): (nice)
BOB So Sayden, who are you aiming that at?
Carissa (Thistle): (hmmm... so that isn't Vlad....?)
Zayden: The one to talk please
BOB Which? the Barrister or the other person?
Zayden: Whispers to Thistle: Which do I want?
Carissa (Thistle): (we're trying to get bleary eyes to talk (to clarify for Zayden)
Carissa (Thistle): (who I think is now Arkady...?)
Shislif (Zayden): I don't see it on the party sheet?
Zayden: Arkady please!
Carissa (Thistle): (to figure out how he got on the raft)
BOB OK so Zayden manages to persuade the other person (Akady) to lean which way?
Zayden: So like, what were you guys doing on that raft you know? Kinda weird if you think about Arkady...
Shislif (Zayden): what do you mean lean which way?
Arkady Bulygin: I was there to try to sell these two scum bags
Shislif (Zayden): lean towards talking to us and telling us how they got on the raft?
Arkady Bulygin: Where is the other one
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: The other did not make it.
Arkady Bulygin: Orion needs to be punished just as much
Arkady Bulygin: OH
Arkady Bulygin: oh
Thinking
Arkady Bulygin: Oh
Arkady Bulygin: Good
Arkady Bulygin: He deserved it
Arkady Bulygin: what he got
Carissa (Thistle): (Orion?! What did my cat ever do to you???)
Zayden: Well you know Arkady, just because someone sold you doesn't make it ok for you to sell someone, you just take that on yourself you know
Zayden: I suggest you just let that go you know
Zayden: The best revenge is to live well
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: I still am not quite understanding how this is all possible and legal, but one issue at a time.
Thistle: Why are you sellin' them?
Arkady Bulygin: I was taking them
Barrister Erlich : Sigh, you were lawfully entered into your contract
Thistle: I mean Rae made it sound like you kidnapped some political official and that usually doesn't go over well.
Barrister Erlich : You did not fufill your side
Arkady Bulygin: HOW could I?>!!
Thistle: Did he willingly enter it...?
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: What did this contract entail?
Arkady Bulygin: He (points to Erlich) needs to be punished for his part of this
Arkady Bulygin: I had a good buiness
Zayden: what kind of punishment?
Thistle: wishes she had popcorn
Barrister Erlich : It is true that Arkady the Tanner had a nice business for several years, he looked to build more and he had someone who was willing to choose to go in with him
Barrister Erlich : In two years his new partner would own 50% of the profits
Zayden: oh that's nice
Barrister Erlich : I executed a good deal for both
Thistle: Right right but HOW did you get on a raft?
Arkady Bulygin: How was I to know that the King would die!!
Thistle: Sorry, sorry. You two continue.
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Can we speak of this story with all the details instead of skipping ahead to the end? You are making the nonsense.
Barrister Erlich : If I can ask what is your name young lady?
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Which young lady?
Barrister Erlich : Very nicely done
Barrister Erlich : If you could each introduce your selves that would suffice
Zayden: I'm not a young lady!
Thistle: snickers
Zayden: But my name is Zayden
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: looks confused at the barrister, feeling like she is talking to a script rather than a person.
Thistle: We could, sure, or we could wait for the rest of the story.
Barrister Erlich : I can delay also, your Elven Priestess earlier tried to cast a Truth spell
Barrister Erlich : I told her that Baristers are immune to truth
Shakes his shoulders
Barrister Erlich : and there we go now that is over
Zayden: Barristers are immune to truth? What does that mean?
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: You are the barrister? It sounds as though you insult yourself.
Thistle: Darn. Well, you two can handle this now.
Barrister Erlich : It means that I am a Barrister of Loosend, I am used to Priests and Priestesses attempting to use magic to override logic
Thistle: Truth ain't logical?
Barrister Erlich : Not always
Barrister Erlich : You are a gypsy woman,
Barrister Erlich : Your truth of traveling the world is not logical to most
Thistle: We talking truth or we talking philosophy? Because truth of HOW you got on a raft is, well, pretty straightforward.
Barrister Erlich : I can say that I do not know how I got on the raft
Thistle: And ya bummed up and delayed so that guy couldn't tell us.
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Clearly you are a madman and it is a waste of our time to be speaking with you. Let us gag him and speak with the other one.
Carissa (Thistle): (LOL speaking my thoughts out loud)
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: ties a gag around the barrister's head
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: turns to the other person.
Barrister Erlich : AHmm Ahhmm
Thistle: Maybe ya'll luck out and third watch with have the patience for ya, Barrister.
Arkady Bulygin: Thank you
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Perhaps you will speak more coherently.
Arkady Bulygin: What can I tell you
Thistle: How'd ya end up on a raft??
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Please tell us what events led to you all on that raft.
Thistle: questioning why she has to keep repeating herself
Arkady Bulygin: I had a good tanning buisness, and I just got the idea that I could do more
Arkady Bulygin: So I agreed to a loan
Arkady Bulygin: then the King of Jarvis died, and I lost 80% of my supplies
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Why did the king have your supplies?
Arkady Bulygin: but he would not change the terms
Arkady Bulygin: The Kingdom of Jarvis would supply me with the hides, I would create the leather goods
Arkady Bulygin: two years in it was just not sustainable
Arkady Bulygin: but that bastard (points at the Barister) would not let me change the terms of the deal
Arkady Bulygin: so I brought both of them onto the river to force them into agreeing that I would get out of the deal
Arkady Bulygin: Then I lost the poles
Arkady Bulygin: and we were drifting
Arkady Bulygin: and three days later
Arkady Bulygin: I passed out
Thistle: Who was the other guy?
Arkady Bulygin: then I woke to you being there
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Wait.... wait... wait.... The dead one is the king of Jarvis?
Arkady Bulygin: Orion was the person who put up the funds for the new tanning tanks
Zayden: Sorry guys I'm totally lost, hope that's ok, want me to play some music or anything?
Arkady Bulygin: and would not wait for me to find a way to replace things
Thistle: I'm kinda lost, too...
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: It sounds as though this kingdom of Jarvis owes a debt to you. Can you not sell this debt to pay of your own?
Thistle: So Barrister guy wants to toss you in jail, right? What'd Orion wanna do to ya?
Arkady Bulygin: Orion wanted to take my trade from me
Arkady Bulygin: The Barrister was on his side
Thistle: To line his pockets?
Arkady Bulygin: I ah
Barrister Erlich : werhumm
Thistle: Well guess ya won't be too upset to hear he died, then?
Lemon: I told you it was Politics.
Carissa (Thistle): (freakin' politics)
LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): this isn't politics, this is litigation
Carissa (Thistle): it's a headache is what it is
Lemon: There's a dead king involved, that counts as Politics.
Thistle: Well, I'm bored. You two can keep asking whatever. Maybe third watch can figure out what to do with them.
Shislif (Zayden): bio break brb
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: What of this Jarvis Kingdom? Do they not owe you for supplies you paid for?
Zayden: 2nd Thistle!
Carissa (Thistle): (don't pee on an eel, Sharif!)
Shislif (Zayden): lol you're not the boss of me :)
Spring (Lanek): hahahaha
Carissa (Thistle): lol
BOB and now you come to the crux of the matter. You have two prisoners in your hold, how do you release them, etc.
Carissa (Thistle): (still vote toss them back on that burning raft...)
Craigh: strap them to the eels
TMO (Craigh): ooc, sorry
Carissa (Thistle): (lol)
Lemon: Let them go on the shore and deal with their own problems?
TMO (Craigh): forgot I'd grabbed the character sheet
Arkady Bulygin: Jarvis is,, well was.. the Kingdom to the west upstream from Loosend
Carissa (Thistle): (don't worry, Craigh will get his turn here in a second)
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: It does not exist anymore?
Arkady Bulygin: It exists I suppose
Arkady Bulygin: four years ago the King died
Thistle: That new prince take it?
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Then so does it's debt to you, does it not?
Arkady Bulygin: and no one replaced him
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: wait. Four years ago?
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: When did all this nonsense happen?
Arkady Bulygin: How was I to know that the Hobgoblins would still be such a force!!!!!
Shislif (Zayden): back!
Arkady Bulygin: I thought that for sure the troubles would be over in two years, so I would get a steady supply again soon
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: So.... hobgoblins took over the kingdom?
Arkady Bulygin: Sort of
Zayden: So what do you want us to do about it?
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: What does this 'sort of' mean?
Lemon: Where are they trying to go?
Arkady Bulygin: I have no idea who is really in charge
Thistle: It depends on the day.
Arkady Bulygin: there is still the main encampment
Lemon: afk, need to make coffee
Zayden: Ugh sounds like a mess
Arkady Bulygin: but there is not a lot of informatoin coming downstream
Zayden: This is the problem with capitalism!
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: So if the hobgoblins are gone, so too are your troubles.
Arkady Bulygin: Well if you can go get rid of the hobgoblins that would make many people's lives better
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: How many hobgoblins are there?
BLINKS
Arkady Bulygin: I cannot imagine how many
Zayden: Are we able to get rid of the hobogoblins guys?
Barrister Erlich : weuyy wheronn eoo
Zayden: This seems like a complicated issues and I'm not sure we're equipped to adjudicate it? Or are we?
Thistle: Uhh guys? We ain't even near there or going that way, I don't think.
Zayden: So kinda feels like we a "we all got problems" type situation
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: We have swords, we can adjudicate.
Thistle: Maybe sometime later if we get bored, but right now we need to know what to do with these two.
Barrister Erlich : woou whoo.
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: This one belongs in asylum.
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: points to the barrister
Barrister Erlich : mmmmmm
Zayden: Great points Akilah and Thistle!
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Perhaps I might perform lobotomy? Draining fluids may ease this man's madness.
Thistle: I mean, probably, but he's also a politician or something which means it might come back to bite us. And I'm done with politics.
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: A barrister is not a politician.
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I mean, in a perfect world they're not
Thistle: He's someone of some importance, though.
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Is he?
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: To whom?
Thistle: To Loosend, apparently.
Thistle: Don't get me wrong, he ain't winning me over, either, but you can't just perform lobotomies willy-nilly in these part.
Thistle: *parts.
Arkady Bulygin: I can get a ransom for him
Zayden: So we just drop them off
Thistle: We can go sleep on it and see what third watch comes up with.
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: This raft has been flowing down this river from loosend with no paddles or sails, faster than our boat with paddles and sails. What magic possesses this vessel?
Thistle: Craigh is from Loosend. He knows how it works better.
Thistle: Well... we were anchored and they were not...
BOB Not faster than you just more hours
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Also, why did you not paddle the raft ashore once you lost your paddles? This is a river, not the ocean. We can see the shore.
TMO (Craigh): (the bigger the vessel, the more friction with water, therefore the slower it goes. Small, light craft practically fly downstream)
Thistle: I'm gonna go wake third watch. I need a bit more sleep after this nonsense.
Zayden: Me too Thistle
BOB Lanek, Craish and Bixi
BOB and if/when Michael gets in we move Talwin to 3rd
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Why would you simply lay on the raft for days to die of exposure and hunger?
Thistle: CRAISH! Er, I mean, Craigh! Go figure out this Loosend business!
BOB grins
Craigh: Eh, what Loosend business?
Thistle: fills him and the others on what they know before going to bed
Thistle: (cause I'm not recapping that here so assume she did and with whatever Rae/Howard found out, too)
Craigh: walks over with Thistle toward her bedroll.
Craigh: Thistle, one minute.
Thistle: Ya?
Lanek: grumbles
Craigh: I heard you're looking for someone in Loosend? Is there any way I can help? I know a few people there.
Thistle: Loosend? Nah, Rivers Bend. Where'd ya hear that?
TMO (Craigh): (my mistake - Loosend was just mentioned)
Thistle: Wish it was somewhere you knew, though. Might make it easier.
BOB brb have to say hello to Nyrma
TMO (Craigh): (so it was the city my brain came up with. We just left Loosend)
Shislif (Zayden): brb refill time
Carissa (Thistle): (I can roll with it, blame Yout for telling him wrong)
TMO (Craigh): (I can do that!)
Carissa (Thistle): (lol)
User has gone AFK. (Shislif)
Lanek: heavy sigh
Craigh: Oh, Rivers Bend. Of course. Well, I know a few people there too.
User has gone AFK. (Lorie)
Lanek: ah hate third watch. i get just enough sleep to miss it
TMO (Craigh): (everybody's leaving)
Lanek: fer some reason second watch works
Thistle: Do ya? I'll keep that in mind....
Thistle: Thanks, Craigh. And tell Yout to get his story straight next time.
Thistle: Good luck with the politics or whatever it is!
Craigh: nods.
Lanek: i still don't understand but i'll wait til morning. brain still full of fog
Thistle: goes to bed
Lanek: looks around
Craigh: goes back over to the 'prisoners'.
Carissa (Thistle): (you got two guys in the hold you can talk to, one is still gagged)
Craigh: goes back over to the 'prisoners'.
Lanek: where did they put the raft? do you see it? is it tied behind?
Craigh: What do you think, Lanek?
Craigh: In the water, probably.
Carissa (Thistle): (we set it on fire and put the dead body on there right before watches)
Spring (Lanek): oh that's right
Zayden goes to bed
Lanek: i don't see it, maybe they let it drift
Lanek: then again this is some serious dark
Lanek: what i think? i think it stinks. it's got politics in it, so it's BS from the start
Zayden Feels confused about the previous events, and sleeps with a sense of uncertainty, but also warmth at the companionship of his watchpartners. Zayden sleeps soundly
Craigh: Thieves are at least honest about their theft.
Lanek: hobgoblins sound interestin' but an unimaginable number does not sound good
'Michael' connected
Craigh: We obviously have different interests.
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: We do not need to kill all hobgoblins. From what I know of them, they are mercenaries. We need only take care of whoever pays them.
Carissa (Thistle): (Bixi you can be here, too...)
Lanek: hm that's a thought
Shislif (Zayden): Akilah with the helpful information!
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: One need only cut off the head to take care of the snake.
Lanek: how do you find out who's paying? spy on the comings and goings?
Craigh: Ask nicely, probably.
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: It would take some investigation for sure.
Shislif (Zayden): is Akilah doing two watches in a row?
Lanek: is there any more of that crab on the fire?
Lanek: pokes around looking for something to eat
LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): I assumed this was during the handoff
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Sorry, back, catching up
Michael (Talwin): I have arrived sorry. Work keeping me busy :) what can I do if anything at the moment. Also hi everyone
Spring (Lanek): hi Michael!
Shislif (Zayden): Hi!
TMO (Craigh): (hi!)
Lorie (Licornah): (Evening Michael)
Carissa (Thistle): you just arrived for third watch to start
Carissa (Thistle): (we have two captives we saved from a drifting raft; some complicated legal politics slavery nonsense)
Carissa (Thistle): (feel free to question them)
Carissa (Thistle): (also hi!)
Lanek: sighs
Carissa (Thistle): (we need to figure out what to do with the two in short)
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: At any rate, I still am fuzzy as to why we are on a boat going to wherever it is we are going. Taking care of a hobgoblin incursion sounds more interesting than aimless journeying. But that is just me. I bid you good night.
Lanek: waybread. well, okay, whatever
Michael (Talwin): Throw them overboard with some rations and a raft?
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: heads to bed
Michael (Talwin): I can take third watch
Lanek: gnite
Carissa (Thistle): (I mean, I'm leaning that way, lol)
Carissa (Thistle): (Bob is busy, but you're on third watch with Bixi, Lanek, Craigh, and yourself)
Carissa (Thistle): (they can fill you in)
Michael (Talwin): after the week i've had, don't know if I'd throw in the rations LOL. I'm a terrible person lol
Craigh: looks over the prisoners.
Craigh: So, broke merchant, captured bannister, and dead king?
Lanek: i think a bannister is the railing to some stairs
Michael (Talwin): Is that the beginning of a joke? Like, a man, a preist and a fairy walk into a bar....?
Carissa (Thistle): lol
Lanek: i think that one's a lawyer
Michael (Talwin): Gotcha haha
Lanek: Thistle was 'splainin' fast and sloppy so i don't really follow
Lanek: but it's got hobgoblins in it
Michael (Talwin): Fast and Loose! A cop with a bad attitude!
Craigh: So long as they're not here, we're good.
Spring (Lanek): hahahaha
Bixi Fizzlebang: Sounds like the king died, which means the not lawyer couldn't get out of his loan, and the lawyer was trying to ruin him for it. Sounds about right for lawyers
Michael (Talwin): dear lord....
Lanek: i'm medium busy at work too, but it's nonsense work
Spring (Lanek): i'm medium busy at work too, but it's nonsense work
Bixi Fizzlebang: I vote we toss the lawyer overboard and ask the other guy where we can drop him. Or maybe he wants to join us. Enough adventuring can recoup his losses, then he can go start his business back up or whatever
Spring (Lanek): let go the Alt too soon
Craigh: That about sums it up, Bixi.
Shislif (Zayden): Bixi for the win again!
Craigh: I don't think Bran would approve us dumping a prisoner overboard though.
Shislif (Zayden): who's Bran?
Carissa (Thistle): best summary I've seen yet
Michael (Talwin): I think when Bran is tired of nonsense, she might throw a person or a whole group overboard...but that's just me
Talwin: I think when Bran is tired of nonsense, she might throw a person or a whole group overboard...but that's just me
Bixi Fizzlebang: I don't mean just toss him. Like, drop him off somewhere away from us. On shore
TMO (Craigh): should've said Branwyn - I don't think Craigh is on 'Bran' status with her. ;)
Bixi Fizzlebang: I was exaggerating
Bixi Fizzlebang: For effect
Michael (Talwin): (Ah, dind't realize that TMO. sorry forgot :( )
TMO (Craigh): not you, Craigh! :P
Lanek: i dunno i like the throwing overboard
Shislif (Zayden): exaggerate for effect! Then do it!
TMO (Craigh): Talwin is far higher in the ranks than Craigh. ;)
BOB I am back reading up just a sec
Lanek: but yeah, put some distance between them and us sounds like a good idea. we can't get all caught up in everybody's hairy situations
Michael (Talwin): (Bran whould knight you for keeping me from throwing people overboard... lol)
Craigh: Mmm.. I think we can keep them for a while. Might need to use a gag if they get too annoying though.
Talwin: Shrugs
Talwin: Fine with me. I have some cloth we can use
Bixi Fizzlebang: The hobgoblin thing seems like it might be something interesting. Maybe Talwin will want to practice murdering after he finishes his ninja sword training or whatever it is he's going for?
Carissa (Thistle): (then they walk down and see one already is, lol)
Talwin: We can keep them alive, but we don't have to make their stay a luxurieous one
Bixi Fizzlebang: raises eyebrows at Talwin with her question
Talwin: Until that happy time, I'll log away the hobgoblin. I'm so tired
Talwin: One thing at a time
Shislif (Zayden): 'practice murdering' classic Bixi!
Talwin: And with our luck, they will come to us before I even get there
Lemon (Reven / Lipthink (giant sword)): lol
Bixi Fizzlebang: I guess we can't decide for sure until the group is all together. Anyone mind if I go down and try to talk to the non-lawyer?
Talwin: Sure
Craigh: You have my permission, Apprentice.
Shislif (Zayden): Go Bixi go!
Talwin: But why the non lawyer?
Craigh: grins at her.
Bixi Fizzlebang: enters cargo hold
Bixi Fizzlebang: Because why would I want to talk to a lawyer?
Carissa (Thistle): lol
Talwin: snorts
Talwin: fair enough
Bixi Fizzlebang: Hello, which of you is not the lawyer?
BOB Ok so sorry was a Nyrma and work thing but back and all caught up
Arkady Bulygin: New people?
Arkady Bulygin: Did they tell you how he is forcing me into servitude!
Bixi Fizzlebang: Look, we can talk, or you can sit here and rot and I'll have more food for my boar
Barrister Erlich : areoiur. iuupopp
Bixi Fizzlebang: Keep that one gagged for now please
Michael (Talwin): Bixi...always a pleasure to listen to
Michael (Talwin): lol
Bixi Fizzlebang: Ungagged person, what is your name, and are you the lawyer?
Arkady Bulygin: I am Arkady Bluygin
Arkady Bulygin: I already told my story, I have a tanning operation
Bixi Fizzlebang: Oh, nice, I've heard good things about gin. Mr. Gin, where are you trying to go and why?
Bixi Fizzlebang: Yeah yeah yeah, I heard all that
Shislif (Zayden): Big Pimpin
Bixi Fizzlebang: I want to know what your current plan is
Arkady Bulygin: I got him and the person who wanted to take over my buisness onto a raft so they would have to listen to me
Arkady Bulygin: now my plan is.... I do not know
Bixi Fizzlebang: How'd that work out for ya?
Arkady Bulygin: Well your friends told me Orion is dead
Arkady Bulygin: so that worked out well
Michael (Talwin): wow
Barrister Erlich : weruuaoo woos soo
Bixi Fizzlebang: Ok
Michael (Talwin): Yeah, let's throw them all overboard
Bixi Fizzlebang: So supposing we didn't have you tied up down here
Bixi Fizzlebang: What would you want to do next?
Arkady Bulygin: Kill the barrister too
Bixi Fizzlebang: Ok, then after that
Arkady Bulygin: No witnesses
Bixi Fizzlebang: Ahhh, so you'd want to kill us all. Got it.
Arkady Bulygin: Oh
Arkady Bulygin: Well
Bixi Fizzlebang: I've heard enough
Arkady Bulygin: No
Carissa (Thistle): maybe we leave him tied up....
Bixi Fizzlebang: Have fun down here with the lawyer, I'm going to watch for more eels or something else
Arkady Bulygin: Maybe I need my barrister
Arkady Bulygin: can you ungag him ?
Bixi Fizzlebang: I can. Not going to.
Bixi Fizzlebang: You can try your luck with one of these fellows
Bixi Fizzlebang: motions to whoever else is down here
Arkady Bulygin: Looks around to Lanek, Talwin and Craigh
Arkady Bulygin: If you could let him talk
Arkady Bulygin: Maybe he can help
Craigh: is leaning against a mast.
Craigh: Nicely interrogated, Bixi.
Human, Bleary eyes : against a wall in the hold down below
BOB against a wall in the hold down below
Talwin: I think I heard enough too. As reigning knight, I hearby order you to be thrown overboard. Do you have anything you woould like to say?
TMO (Craigh): (Are they in the hold? thought they were on the deck)
BOB tied up in the hold
Bixi Fizzlebang: Um... Talwin
Shislif (Zayden): oh dang
Arkady Bulygin: Wait wait, you mean throwing us overboard without the raft?
Talwin: Yes Bixi?
Bixi Fizzlebang: Don't you think the elves at least will get upset if you just toss them overboard?
Arkady Bulygin: Can you untie us? give us a place?
Craigh: is sitting by the hatch leading into the hold.
Talwin: Sigh
Talwin: Let me ask the elves first
Talwin: I would hate to step on their toes
Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: They will get over it
BOB The elves are all asleep
BOB You are the watch
Bixi Fizzlebang: They get pretty sensitive about these things
Craigh: It can wait until morning. They're not going anywhere.
Talwin: Well. Apparantly you are spared until I can wake the elves. Feel free to give the watch any useful information. My sentence is hereby ordered until I get confrimation. I would think about useful things to say. I've had a rough week
Arkady Bulygin: Wait Wait I want my Barrister!
Talwin: Give a lazy salute. "Bixi? They are all yours. I'd like your opinion too before I toss them overboard"
Craigh: He has.
Talwin: I want a million gold pieces, but we can't always get what we want now can we!
Talwin: But if you try sometimes, you get what you need!@
Carissa (Thistle): if you ransome him you might....
Talwin: And right now, Bixi and elves are keeping you from being overboard
BOB OK
BOB so with that it seems the last thing is for Bixi to heal Zayden in his sleep and Lanek
Talwin: (That should motivate them. I think that went rather well. I was bad cop and bixi was...mean cop?)
BOB Orison will handle that for you Bixi
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Why would I do that?
Michael (Talwin): (Who wants to be good cop?)
Zayden heal me zzzz
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Also, my orison isn't here, it didn't transfer from klooge
Spring (Lanek): Lanek didn't go downstairs so i was afk, sorry
BOB Because Zayden is at half XP
BOB half HP
Carissa (Thistle): I thought Rae brought him up before watches?
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): How?
Michael (Talwin): Scared me there bob
Zayden Oh Bixi, heal me, you're my only hope
BOB Did she Carissa?
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol
Spring (Lanek): hahaha
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I mean, I'll use orison? I don't know how to though since it didn't transfer?
BOB It is just a first level spell to do your level in healing
Carissa (Thistle): Ooops, sorry, no. I forgot about the crabs.
Carissa (Thistle): (unless I can say she did before watch ended :P)
Shislif (Zayden): Crabs never forget about you
BOB (LINK)
<a href="http://www.dragonslayers-society.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php?n=Main.PR-Orison">(LINK)</a>
Michael (Talwin): Risky link of the day
BOB and no to Carissa on that one, because we were all here for the end of the watch
Carissa (Thistle): (Orison is your level + 1)
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ok but it's not on my sheet so do I roll or what?
BOB and there is the Orison page for you Lemon
Shislif (Zayden): refill brb
BOB no roll
Carissa (Thistle): (yeah but then YOU tried to fast fowrd to third watch...)
User has gone AFK. (Shislif)
Carissa (Thistle): (unless we sorted it out later in Discord...)
BOB just need to know you cast it X number of times to bring them up to full
Carissa (Thistle): *until
Carissa (Thistle): you're forcing her to do math? that's cruel
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): How many numbers is x?
BOB and sorry Carissa, the reason Bixi would do this is she has the time now, and then that 3rd roll for encounters comes up and ........
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Especially on a friday evening
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): TMO, how many times do I cast orison?
BOB 2 first level spells cast by Bixi
Carissa (Thistle): (so orison does 7, Zayden is down 12 and Lanek down 3)
Carissa (Thistle): (so do two orisons)
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ok great
Carissa (Thistle): (and just let one of them be 1 HP less)
Bixi Fizzlebang: casts orison twice and assumes BOB will fix the numbers
Carissa (Thistle): (Lanek can suffer one less HP as he has high HP capacity)
Zayden's health adjusted by +12
Lanek's health adjusted by +3
BOB Total of 15 points of healing
Carissa (Thistle): (well that was nice of you)
BOB Everyone gets two for sleeping, Bixi casts the Orison and heals the remaining for the last two
Carissa (Raelynn): ah I forgot sleep healing, that would cover it
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): All set for the next round of food
BOB and then Bixi, Lanek, Craigh can make their observation checks, etc. to see if they spot the new danger during their watch
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Bring on the giant sushi
Carissa (Raelynn): (think it's bugbears... do we... want to eat them?)
Carissa (Raelynn): (oh, you missed the giant snails)
Bixi Fizzlebang: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 18]
Lanek: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 7]
Craigh: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 15]
Carissa (Raelynn): (nice, glad we got a watchful watch)
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I was busy interrogating
Lanek: thanks fer healin' me
BOB Chuckles with Carissa, nice but not the right marker.... if you remember (Lisa, TMO, Marco) the Pirate Queens story arc, and look at the Leg Two map to see where you are anchored.... and the maker there is from????
Bixi Fizzlebang: Any time
Carissa (Raelynn): (you said something about bugbear pirates earlier tonight; only reason for the guess)
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): It better not be that turtle everyone was talking about before
Shislif (Zayden): Thakns for the heals!
Carissa (Raelynn): (you said something about bugbear pirates earlier tonight; only reason for the guess)
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): sorry, lag
Carissa (Raelynn): (uhhh don't get eaten Bixi)
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Frog legs!
Carissa (Raelynn): (these will DEFINITELY try to eat you)
Carissa (Raelynn): (ask Indigo next time he's here)
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): stinky vacuous jaunt!
Carissa (Raelynn): (but maybe not the eensy one)
Carissa (Raelynn): (it's too eensy to swallow small things)
BOB and Lanek and Craigh both spot the very very large giant frogs swiming and investgating the knarr, looking for food
BOB Yes they can swallow a small sized creature
BOB such as a gnome
BOB Talwin is still not aware yet
Shislif (Zayden): don't lick them
Michael (Talwin): LOL
BOB Talwin needs an Init
Michael (Talwin): OK
Craigh: Erm.. stay away from the edge of the boat.
Carissa (Raelynn): as you just said, you're not the boss of me, Sharif!
BOB then we can start the round
Shislif (Zayden): lol
Talwin: Since I"m on Obs, will you allow and Obs roll bob?
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Someone try to kiss them, see if they turn into princes
Michael (Talwin): Since I"m on Obs, will you allow and Obs roll bob?
Shislif (Zayden): lol lol
BOB also are you all hearing that DING when I type? new extension to call attension to the chat room when I enter someting
Michael (Talwin): Not for me?
Michael (Talwin): Sorry
BOB Yes to Michael
Licornah: nope
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I don't have my headphones on
TMO (Craigh): wait - do it again
Talwin: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20 = 3]
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): try again?
BOB OK will turn that off next time, as I hear it everytime and do not need it
LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): no dings
Shislif (Zayden): should we get the prisoners to kiss them? See what happens?
Carissa (Raelynn): haven't heard anything new tonight
Craigh: no sound here, but I think I may have it turned off
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ooooh, yes, I like that idea
TMO (Craigh): no sound here, but I think I may have it turned off
Shislif (Zayden): no dings
Talwin: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+10 = 18]
Carissa (Raelynn): (also do those frogs have saddles...?)
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lollll
BOB ok and so moving onto round one
Craigh: Craigh tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)
Michael (Talwin): Sorry rolled both cause wasn't sure how to roll both
[TURN] Giant Frog (Noticeably limber)
[TURN] Giant Frog (Noticeably limber)
Craigh: Craigh forced re-roll of initiative.
[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4 | Punching; BSTR: 0]
Craigh: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+10 = 12]
Spring (Lanek): sorry i'm busy having a rage attack brb
[TURN] Giant Frog 2
[TURN] Giant Frog 2
User has gone AFK. (Spring)
[TURN] Indigo - [Punching; BSTR: 0]
Zayden: but I don't get any audio from FGU
[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4 | Punching; BSTR: 0]
Shislif (Zayden): sorry OOC
Bixi Fizzlebang: Oh... there are so many more than I thought there were
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): ooc
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): But it works
Shislif (Zayden): like normally
Michael (Talwin): (Which image are we on?)
Image: Knarr - The Buttercup
Michael (Talwin): Thx
Bixi Fizzlebang: [DAMAGE] Cause Light Wounds [TYPE: untyped (1d8=5)] [d8 = 5]
[5] -> [to Giant Frog (Stinky vacuous jaunt)] [STATUS: Moderate]
[TURN] Giant Frog 2
[TURN] Giant Frog 2
BOB Jumps onboard
[TURN] Giant Frog (Noticeably limber)
[TURN] Giant Frog (Noticeably limber)
Shislif (Zayden): frog battle them song
Zayden: (LINK)
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSofzQURQDk">(LINK)</a>
Giant Frog (Noticeably limber): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(16)] [d20 = 9]
Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Lanek] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 10 ] [AC: 7 ] [Location: Shoulder, side] [HIT]
Giant Frog (Noticeably limber): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (1d6=5)] [d6 = 5]
[5] -> [to Lanek] [STATUS: Light]
[TURN] Giant Frog (Eensy)
[TURN] Giant Frog (Eensy)
BOB Unable to swollow Lanek
Shislif (Zayden): are the rest of us still asleep during this attack?
Bixi Fizzlebang: (LINK)
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRZ-IxZ46ng">(LINK)</a>
Michael (Talwin): Don't know if Talwins Obs made a diff to alert anyone so assume asleep.
Giant Frog (Noticeably limber): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(16)] [d20 = 17]
Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Lanek] [Hit-AC: -1 vs. 10 ] [AC: -1 ] [Location: Chest] [HIT]
Giant Frog (Noticeably limber): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (1d6=5)] [d6 = 5]
[5] -> [to Lanek] [STATUS: Moderate]
[TURN] Lanek - [Punching; BSTR: 0]
Carissa (Raelynn): lol lemon
BOB Now that Lanek is up he gets a chance to react, and yell a warning
BOB and yes the same for Talwin when his turn comes up
Michael (Talwin): Oh, okay. Good. Figured it just didn't matter, but good to know.
BOB Stopping
Michael (Talwin): Oh, sorry guys. Was it me?
Shislif (Zayden): Nice one Bixi!
BOB No clue, I do not know who clicks that
Shislif (Zayden): Thx Tal
BOB but we stop until everyone is ready to go again
Lanek: what. the. fuck.
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I'm ready whenever
Lanek: i hit it because i'm having a mental health crisis and said so
BOB Spring? TMO?
BOB ok
BOB Talk to us Spring
Lanek: and got barreled right over
Michael (Talwin): ....can we help?
Shislif (Zayden): lol what happened that went too far?
Lanek: i am having a situation in the mundane world and need to go handle it
BOB ok, go
Shislif (Zayden): oh ok no worries Lanek!
BOB I will handle Lanek for you
Michael (Talwin): OK. Let us know if we can help. Take care of yourself :)
Lanek: so could you possibly please put me one round behind so i don't become ham burger in absenti8a
Michael (Talwin): We got your back!
Shislif (Zayden): These things happen, take care of your business do what you gotta do
Michael (Talwin): In both worlds
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ditto to everything everyone else said
BOB and thank you that is exactly why I added that here
Lanek: thank you
'Spring' disconnected
Michael (Talwin): If you need to talk, just text :)
Michael (Talwin): I rant to TMO on occassion LOL
Shislif (Zayden): Take care buddy we're not going anywhere :)
TMO (Craigh): you want to swap Craigh into Lanek's place? Or just redo?
Carissa (Raelynn): do whatcha need
Lanek: [ATTACK (M)] Hand Axe [THACO(18)] [d20-3 = -2]
Attack [-2] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Giant Frog (Noticeably limber)] [Hit-AC: 20 vs. 7 ] [AC: 20 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]
Lanek: [ATTACK (M)] Hand Axe [THACO(18)] [d20-3 = 13]
Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Giant Frog (Noticeably limber)] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 7 ] [AC: 5 ] [Location: Shoulder, top] [HIT]
Lanek: [DAMAGE (M)] Hand Axe [TYPE: slashing (1d6=2)] [d6 = 2]
[2] -> [to Giant Frog (Noticeably limber)] [STATUS: Light]
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Can we just assume Lanek woke everyone up before he went to do a nervous poo?
BOB Then Lanek goes down into the hold to wake the other
Shislif (Zayden): That does sound like Lanek
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Thank you
Michael (Talwin): When Talwin turn comes, he can do that
Michael (Talwin): NM
Michael (Talwin): lol
BOB and then it is Craigh who is up
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Do a nervous poo?
Shislif (Zayden): It's in character :)
[TURN] Giant Frog (Heinous frown)
[TURN] Giant Frog (Heinous frown)
Giant Frog (Heinous frown): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(16)] [WvA: slashing v Studded Leather (-2)] [d20-2 = 8]
Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 10 ] [AC: 8 ] [Location: Shin] [HIT]
Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: HOLD IT IN, FRIEND. NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR POOS
Giant Frog (Heinous frown): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (1d6=6)] [d6 = 6]
[6] -> [to Talwin] [STATUS: Light]
Shislif (Zayden): To be fair, nervous poos usually aren't satisfying
TMO (Craigh): ok, settings question - I assumed that if the frogs were in the water that we were above them, and therefore out of reach?
Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): LOL
[TURN] Craigh - [Punching; BSTR: 0]
TMO (Craigh): I thought if we just stayed away from the edge of the boat we'd be fine
Shislif (Zayden): Frogs leap yo
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I know at least one of them jumped on board
BOB You have three of them on board right now
Carissa (Raelynn): map shows four jumped on board?
Shislif (Zayden): Can we lick them?
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Oh, right, map
BOB Lanek is down in the hold helping wake people up
TMO (Craigh): I didn't expect them to leap from the surface of a river. ;)
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Honestly, I'm going to say go for it, Zayden. I'm curious. I'll heal you
Michael (Talwin): If you want to either get high or die, then yes, you may lick them
Shislif (Zayden): Maybe it's a sea treat, they hop on board to get licked and have a good time
Michael (Talwin): Hell at this point, I don't put it past him to do just about anything. It's entertaining
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): SCIENCE HAS NO PLACE HERE TMO!
BOB yes 4 on board, 2 still have to move
Shislif (Zayden): You guys gotta let go of those barriers :)
TMO (Craigh): usually trying that just results in lots of splashing. :D No worries, the scenario just didn't match what it looked like in my head.
Talwin: He peed on a fish for hells sake
Michael (Talwin): He peed on a fish for hells sake
BOB Taking the missing people off the CT
Shislif (Zayden): Frogs are cool, they're not like sharks or whatever
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol quote?
Shislif (Zayden): eels or jellyfish
TMO (Craigh): Lanek is off to wake people, right?
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): "sharks or whatever"
Carissa (Raelynn): they'll lick you back
BOB yes to TMO
Shislif (Zayden): lol there's other stuff besides sharks
TMO (Craigh): Craigh will go up a mast
BOB Rae Thistle and Youtargim get a con check, then everyone gets a con check at a +4
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I know, but just the phrasing made me laugh
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): In a good way
Shislif (Zayden): lol thanks that what I go for :)
Raelynn: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 16]
Thistle: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 7]
Shislif (Zayden): that's
Carissa (Raelynn): (that's fine, if this is still third watch she needs sleep)
BOB Craigh needs a climbing check
Craigh: [SKILL] Climb Walls [PERCENT:Climb Walls] (vs. Target 70) [SUCCESS by 54] [d100 = 16]
BOB yes to 3rd watch
BOB and so Craigh makes it up the mast easily
Shislif (Zayden): is this the end of 3rd watch?
Carissa (Thistle): (yup letting Rae sleep)
BOB hit next
[TURN] Raelynn - [Punching; BSTR: 0]
[TURN] Giant Frog (Stinky vacuous jaunt)
[TURN] Giant Frog (Stinky vacuous jaunt)
TMO (Craigh): I was trying to remember where Next was. ;)
Giant Frog (Stinky vacuous jaunt): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(16)] [d20 = 13]
Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bixi Fizzlebang] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 10 ] [AC: 3 ] [Location: Side, lower] [HIT]
Giant Frog (Stinky vacuous jaunt): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (1d6=4)] [d6 = 4]
[4] -> [to Bixi Fizzlebang] [STATUS: Light]
BOB Hit but not enough to swallow
[TURN] Giant Frog (Somber gait)
[TURN] Giant Frog (Somber gait)
Licornah: [CHECK] Constitution [+4] (vs. Target 11) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20-4 = 2]
Bixi Fizzlebang: (LINK)
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HflILF_9O2k">(LINK)</a>
Giant Frog (Somber gait): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(16)] [d20 = 5]
Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Youtargim] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 10 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]
BOB Hit because he is asleep
Giant Frog (Somber gait): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (1d6=1)] [d6 = 1]
[1] -> [to Youtargim] [STATUS: Light]
[TURN] Talwin - [Giant-kin, 2-handed sword; DMGX:2 | Punching; BSTR: 0]
Carissa (Thistle): (he didn't do his con roll)
BOB and now Talwin is up
BOB you do not get a con roll until it is your turn
Michael (Talwin): Oh shoot. So is everyone waking up, or can I attack guys?
Carissa (Thistle): got it
Michael (Talwin): OK
BOB you should attack Michael
Shislif (Zayden): Nice
Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Two-handed Sword [THACO(13)] [d20+2 = 3]
Attack [3] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Giant Frog (Heinous frown)] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 7 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]
Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [THACO(13)] [d20+2 = 9]
Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Giant Frog (Heinous frown)] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 7 ] [AC: 4 ] [Location: Groin] [HIT]
Shislif (Zayden): That's what launched Cameron Diaz
Michael (Talwin): Large ro Small bob.
Michael (Talwin): I know it's giant but still
BOB Med
Michael (Talwin): We need to have a talk about the missing Med
Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Broadsword [TYPE: slashing (2d4+3=8)] [2d4+3 = 8]
[8] -> [to Giant Frog (Heinous frown)] [STATUS: Heavy]
[TURN] Thistle - [Punching; BSTR: 0]
Shislif (Zayden): Lol Jim Carrey, it's silly but still makes me laugh
Michael (Talwin): Stop
Carissa (Thistle): (can she attack if she just woke up or is this just her waking up to go next round?)
BOB Thistle can make her check to wake up
Michael (Talwin): Sorry
Michael (Talwin): I fucked up
Carissa (Thistle): (She did it earlier and made it)
BOB no she gets to wake up and attack next round
Michael (Talwin): I rolled wrong weapon
Michael (Talwin): Bob your decision
Thistle: grumbles
[TURN] Youtargim
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I just think of this every time Craigh does something that a person with one arm should have more difficulty doing
BOB Talwin did fine with his attack and damage
Carissa (Thistle): (oh no, you didn't use Reven, did you? and now Reven is mad??)
Michael (Talwin): OK. As long as your okay with the broadsword damage
BOB yes
Michael (Talwin): I rolled hit for the giant
Carissa (Thistle): (and a mad intelligent sword)
BOB I see it but it works
Michael (Talwin): Perfect
Michael (Talwin): Thanks
Youtargim: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 12]
Shislif (Zayden): Remember when that guy used my fishing rod without asking?
BOB That is a sucess because of the bonus with being attacked
Michael (Talwin): So...he wakes up right?
Youtargim : [Translation] OUCH what the hell was that!
<font color="#000000">OUCH what the hell was that!
[understood by: Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal]
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol zayden
[ROUND 2]
Michael (Talwin): I need to meet you in person Zaden. Lol
[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4 | Punching; BSTR: 0]
Carissa (Thistle): lol
Shislif (Zayden): lol I'm down :)
BOB Bixi is up
Shislif (Zayden): Not as charming as Zayden though :)
Michael (Talwin): My bad. Sorry. Think of people in character sometime. LOL
BOB Bixi has a frog trying to eat her
Michael (Talwin): Working on it :)
Shislif (Zayden): There's very little division in my case lol. So are we discussing the birthday game very quick at the the end of the night tonight?
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Yeah, I'm trying to remember which thing I roll when I summon insects
BOB Yes to Sharif
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): They'll either attack them or distract them lol
Shislif (Zayden): Awesome
Michael (Talwin): (They are pretty epic)
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I have a +2 and a +4
Shislif (Zayden): Also is Zayden still asleep during all this?
BOB He will awake on his turn
Shislif (Zayden): sweet thx
BOB Bixi then three frogs then Zayden
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Also I always think of this for Craigh
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): (LINK)
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU">(LINK)</a>
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ok but which do I roll?
Shislif (Zayden): Can Zayden awaken to the sight of Bixi? He may like that
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): (Because of the "the drummer from def leppard's only got one arm" part)
BOB Lemon you drag which ever spell you want onto the frog you want to cast on
Bixi Fizzlebang: [DAMAGE #2] Summon Insects [TYPE: untyped (1d0+4=4)] [d0+4 = 4]
[4] -> [to Giant Frog (Stinky vacuous jaunt)] [STATUS: Critical]
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: snores away like a frog croak.
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Yeah, but I have two options for that spell
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): And I forget what they mean
BOB That was good
TMO (Craigh): I don't think I've heard this song before, Lemon
Shislif (Zayden): Yea it's new to me too lol
TMO (Craigh): course, I only know one song from them
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Oh, great, zero people here are from my generation. Got it.
BOB and so click next Lemon
[TURN] Giant Frog 2
[TURN] Giant Frog 2
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Right, sorry
Carissa (Thistle): lmao
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): What did I summon?
Shislif (Zayden): Hey gang, so I've been rewatching Breaking Bad, and I'm on the climax with the wheelchair and Gus and the bell...
Giant Frog 2: [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(16)] [WvA: slashing v Studded Leather (-2)] [d20-2 = 14]
Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Thistle] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 10 ] [AC: 2 ] [Location: Abdomen, Lower] [HIT]
Giant Frog 2: [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (1d6=4)] [d6 = 4]
[4] -> [to Thistle] [STATUS: Light]
[TURN] Giant Frog (Noticeably limber)
[TURN] Giant Frog (Noticeably limber)
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): That frog just tickled your tummy, thistle
Thistle: Yeah yeah I'm gettin' up, hold on!
Giant Frog (Noticeably limber): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(16)] [d20 = 10]
Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Youtargim] [Hit-AC: 6 vs. 10 ] [AC: 6 ] [Location: Back, upper] [HIT]
Zayden: stupid limber gian frogs!
Giant Frog (Noticeably limber): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (1d6=4)] [d6 = 4]
[4] -> [to Youtargim]
[TURN] Giant Frog (Eensy)
[TURN] Giant Frog (Eensy)
Giant Frog (Eensy): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(16)] [d20 = 19]
Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Youtargim] [Hit-AC: -3 vs. 10 ] [AC: -3 ] [Location: Forearm, back] [HIT]
Giant Frog (Eensy): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (1d6=6)] [d6 = 6]
[6] -> [to Youtargim] [STATUS: Moderate]
[TURN] Mammal, Boar, Wild
[TURN] Mammal, Boar, Wild
[TURN] Zayden - [Punching; BSTR: 0]
BOB and Zayden is awake and able to attack
Zayden: Bixi!
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): The eensy weensy giant frog went up the knarr's side. Down came the swords and through it's head did glide. Out came the insects and ate the frogs away, and the eensy weensy giant frog died that very dayyyy
Shislif (Zayden): I attach the frog by Bixi of course
Shislif (Zayden): attack
BOB one frog attacking Bixi, one attacking Talwin, one attacking Thistle, three attacking Youtargim
Shislif (Zayden): sorry Yout
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Lol, every Yout for himself
BOB very nice Lemon
Shislif (Zayden): lol
Shislif (Zayden): First save Bixi, then Bixi and I can save the rest, ez pz
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): We need to go fight in a jungle or something, I have so many plant spells I've never gotten to try
Shislif (Zayden): sounds like fun
TMO (Craigh): river weeds
BOB funny you should mention that Lemon......
Shislif (Zayden): oh yeaaaaa :)
BOB Leg three of the story arc
BOB But first Zayden go
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Yeah, but they all are like "dense to moderate growth" blah blah I'm sure BOB would be like "lolz that doesn't work on boat hahahahahaha thank u next"
Shislif (Zayden): so should I just roll an attack?
BOB Yes to Sharif
Zayden: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]
Zayden: [ATTACK (R)] Dagger [THACO(17)] [d20 = 10]
Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (R)] [at Giant Frog (Stinky vacuous jaunt)] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 7 ] [AC: 7 ] [Location: Shin] [HIT]
Licornah: (bak)
Shislif (Zayden): did I do it correct?
Michael (Talwin): (Trying to get to poor Bixi asap)
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): HIS AMMO IS HIS SULTRY VOICE! HOW DARE YOU!
BOB Yes to Sharif, roll damage
Dagger
Shislif (Zayden): top or bottom one?
BOB not that
BOB the M one
BOB S/M damage
Zayden: [DAMAGE (R)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (1d4=3)] [d4 = 3]
Shislif (Zayden): that?
BOB there you go but you need to drag it to the correct token
Shislif (Zayden): oh sorry
Zayden: [DAMAGE (R)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (1d4=1)] [d4 = 1]
[1] -> [to Giant Frog (Stinky vacuous jaunt)]
Shislif (Zayden): bueno?
BOB good
BOB now click next
Shislif (Zayden): yay!
BOB and Licornah is up
[TURN] Licornah - [Punching; BSTR: 0]
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): But we need to go with the first roll, right? ;)
Shislif (Zayden): Did I save Bixi?
BOB not yet
Shislif (Zayden): dang it
Licornah: [CHECK] Constitution [+4] (vs. Target 11) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20-4 = 4]
BOB Yes awake from last time Lorie, you can get to attack
BOB you rolled it correctly in order last time
Licornah: [ATTACK][BASIC] [THACO(16)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-1 = 16]
Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (?)] [at Giant Frog (Heinous frown)] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 7 ] [AC: 0 ] [Location: Shin] [HIT]
BOB definate hit
Licornah: [DAMAGE (M)] Lance, Medium +1 [TYPE: piercing, large, magic (2d6+1=4)] [2d6+1 = 4]
[4] -> [to Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal] [STATUS: Light]
BOB DOH
Lorie (Licornah): (that was for the frog, not Akilah, :: sigh ::)
[TURN] Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal - [Gauntlets of Ogre Power; BSTR: 18; BPSTR: 100 | Punching; BSTR: 0]
Bixi Fizzlebang: (LINK)
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw3izcZd9zU">(LINK)</a>
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal's health adjusted by +4
BOB healed her
LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): I get a ding on my turn apparently, does that count as the ding you were talking about earlier?
Giant Frog (Heinous frown)'s health adjusted by -4
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 8) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 10]
BOB No to Marco but good that happened
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: rolls over and keeps croaking.
Carissa (Thistle): but you did add that damage to a frog, right? :P
BOB and yes that is a sucess you wake but do not attack this round, next round you get to
Shislif (Zayden): I like this Queen song
BOB I did add the damage to the frog that Licornah killed
LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): okies
Carissa (Thistle): oh I see the gravestone nwo
[TURN] Giant Frog (Heinous frown)
[TURN] Giant Frog (Heinous frown)
[TURN] Craigh - [Punching; BSTR: 0]
BOB Craigh is up
BOB Up on the mast
Shislif (Zayden): Get em Craigh!
TMO (Craigh): yep. how well lit is the deck of the boat?
LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): gravestone?
BOB not at all
TMO (Craigh): is it causing a problem for anyone?
Shislif (Zayden): I bet you could light that deck up real good!
Craigh: casts Fireball to light up the deck
BOB Those that remember have their continual light rocks, and the deck is lit up well, but so far no one has pulled those out
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol
BOB and LOL with TMO
Craigh: [CAST] Light
Craigh: [SAVE VS] Light
Craigh: Light
Shislif (Zayden): lol that sounds like a hint hint
TMO (Craigh): had to figure out which button to push
BOB and next for Rae
Shislif (Zayden): Get em Rae!
Craigh: Craigh casts Light on the deck so that everyone can see properly.
[TURN] Raelynn - [Punching; BSTR: 0]
Carissa (Thistle): (she just wanted to sleep...)
BOB Con check again
Raelynn: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 10]
[TURN] Giant Frog (Stinky vacuous jaunt)
[TURN] Giant Frog (Stinky vacuous jaunt)
Giant Frog (Stinky vacuous jaunt): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(16)] [d20 = 6]
Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bixi Fizzlebang] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 10 ] [AC: 10 ] [Location: Shoulder, side] [HIT]
Giant Frog (Stinky vacuous jaunt): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (1d6=6)] [d6 = 6]
[6] -> [to Bixi Fizzlebang] [STATUS: Moderate]
[TURN] Giant Frog (Somber gait)
[TURN] Giant Frog (Somber gait)
Giant Frog (Somber gait): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(16)] [d20 = 16]
Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Youtargim] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 10 ] [AC: 0 ] [Location: Shoulder, top] [HIT]
Giant Frog (Somber gait): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (1d6=4)] [d6 = 4]
[4] -> [to Youtargim]
[TURN] Talwin - [Giant-kin, 2-handed sword; DMGX:2 | Punching; BSTR: 0]
BOB Talwin is up
BOB Bixi has one frog on her
Talwin: Yes, I moved him
BOB Thistle has one
Michael (Talwin): To attack him
Michael (Talwin): He hasn't moved yet
BOB go for it
Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [THACO(13)] [d20+2 = 13]
Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Giant Frog (Stinky vacuous jaunt)] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 7 ] [AC: 0 ] [Location: Forearm, back] [HIT]
Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [x2] [TYPE: S (1d10+6=16)] [b10+6 = 16]
[16] -> [to Giant Frog (Stinky vacuous jaunt)] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 14] [STATUS: Dying (0)]
BOB there you go
Michael (Talwin): Moved and swung. So that's it I think guys
Michael (Talwin): :)
[TURN] Thistle - [Punching; BSTR: 0]
BOB hit next
Michael (Talwin): Easy there bob :)
Michael (Talwin): I'm going I'm goin
BOB Thistle has a frog eating her foot
BOB and grins at Michael you did great
BOB things are moving well
Thistle: [ATTACK (M)] Dagger, Plain [THACO(17)] [d20+1 = 12]
Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Giant Frog 2] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 7 ] [AC: 5 ] [Location: Shin] [HIT]
Thistle: [DAMAGE (M)] Dagger, Plain [TYPE: piercing (1d4+1=3)] [d4+1 = 3]
[3] -> [to Giant Frog 2] [STATUS: Moderate]
[TURN] Youtargim
Shislif (Zayden): sounds like quentin tarantino!
Youtargim: AAAGRRRRRRR
Youtargim: [ATTACK (M)] Scimitar +1 [THACO(17)] [d20+1 = 9]
Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Giant Frog (Somber gait)] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 7 ] [AC: 8 ] [MISS]
[ROUND 3]
[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4 | Punching; BSTR: 0]
Thistle: Uh, someone might wanna help him.
Thistle: He's gettin' all pirate-y.
Michael (Talwin): (Working on it! One person getting eaten at a time!)
Michael (Talwin): Throw the lawyer at them!
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Can I move my insects to giant frog 2?
Michael (Talwin): TREX Style
Youtargim: You tell me Lemon can you move where they are after you cast?
BOB Yes this is a test, grins
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): yes, but one round delay
'Spring' connected
Carissa (Thistle): (send them to the three then if you have a round delay)
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): oh wait, it says if evaded? now I don't know
BOB Also by the way everyone should see the tool tips that are available now when you hover over things
BOB and welcome back Spring
BOB Lanek got off an attack, then ducked down into the hold and now can come back later this round
Thistle: yeah too much going on and this freezing to load each time to notice that right now
Carissa (Thistle): yeah too much going on and this freezing to load each time to notice that right now
Spring: thanks
Lanek: Advanced Effect ['Punching;BSTR: 0;'] -> [to Lanek] [by Punching]
Lanek
TMO (Craigh): error screen just popped up
Carissa (Thistle): (it doesnt' like whatever you just did)
LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): error will robinson
GM:
Shislif (Zayden): Welcome back!
Carissa (Thistle): (I think it's the effect on Lanek?)
Lanek: [INIT][Reaction Adj: -2] [d10+8 = 14]
Spring: i apologize for unleashing. but i think i'm regulating now
TMO (Craigh): *pat* *pat* *pat*
Carissa (Thistle): you good
Michael (Talwin): we got ya fam!
Shislif (Zayden): Hey you were aware what you were going through and did whatever you needed to do to take care of it, sounds like top not mature behavior to me
Spring (Lanek): tell ya all about it later, it's so dumb
Spring (Lanek): sorry that's ableist. it's so stupid
BOB Described it in the Discord
TMO (Craigh): they usually are, which is what makes them so infuriating.
Shislif (Zayden): lol
Spring (Lanek): okay looking ...
BOB Bixi is up with adjusting her spell
Shislif (Zayden): in musings?
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Still? um...
BOB When you are done click next Lemon
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Wait, where can I move it to? Anywhere?
BOB In your line of sight
BOB so to the one attacking Thistle
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I'm on a boat, what ISN'T in my line of sight?
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Fine, moving it to the thistle frog then
[TURN] Giant Frog 2
[TURN] Giant Frog 2
Giant Frog 2: [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(16)] [WvA: slashing v Studded Leather (-2)] [d20-2 = 4]
Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Thistle] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 10 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]
[TURN] Giant Frog (Noticeably limber)
[TURN] Giant Frog (Noticeably limber)
Spring (Lanek): okay i don't see whatever is supposed to be posted at Discord
Giant Frog (Noticeably limber): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(16)] [d20 = 2]
Attack [2] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Youtargim] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 10 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]
[TURN] Giant Frog (Eensy)
[TURN] Giant Frog (Eensy)
Giant Frog (Eensy): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(16)] [d20 = 20]
Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Youtargim] [Hit-AC: -4 vs. 10 ] [AC: -4 ] [Location: Armpit] [CRITICAL HIT]
Giant Frog (Eensy): [ATTACK (M)] Attack #1 [THACO(16)] [d20 = 11]
Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Youtargim] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 10 ] [AC: 5 ] [Location: Shoulder, top] [HIT]
Giant Frog (Eensy): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (1d6=4)] [d6 = 4]
[4] -> [to Youtargim] [STATUS: Heavy]
Giant Frog (Eensy): [DAMAGE (M)] Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (1d6=2)] [d6 = 2]
[2] -> [to Youtargim]
[TURN] Mammal, Boar, Wild
[TURN] Mammal, Boar, Wild
[TURN] Zayden - [Punching; BSTR: 0]
Shislif (Zayden): they all dead?
BOB Only two of the six
Shislif (Zayden): oh ok
BOB three are feasting on Youtargim, one is eating Thistle
Carissa (Thistle): no, three still attacking Yout who is pretty hurt, and one attacking Thistle who is okay for now
Michael (Talwin): I'll run to Yout asap
Shislif (Zayden): oh I guess I run to giant frog 2 and try to attack it
Shislif (Zayden): assuming Bixi is safe of course
Carissa (Thistle): (better off the other frogs)
Carissa (Thistle): (right now Frog 2 is being attacked by Thistle and soon Bixi bugs)
Shislif (Zayden): which frog should I fight?
Carissa (Thistle): (one of the three aiming at Yout)
Shislif (Zayden): oh Yout?
BOB have to run the length of the ship
Carissa (Thistle): (gait, limber, and eensy)
Spring (Lanek): you are really far away from the live frogs
Shislif (Zayden): will I have enough energy to attack after that run?
BOB unclear until you get there
Michael (Talwin): (We have to try, he's being eaten lol)
Zayden: anything else we can do? Anything I can throw?
Shislif (Zayden): OOC
Michael (Talwin): You might hit other people
Shislif (Zayden): like lemon juice or something?
Michael (Talwin): Lot of stuff between here and there
Carissa (Thistle): (you'd at least be close to pull him to safety/bind wounds if next rolls go bad for him)
Shislif (Zayden): oh that's a good idea
Shislif (Zayden): so I'll just run close to Yout but I won't attack or anything?
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): maybe salt? Or is that only slugs?
Shislif (Zayden): should I try to lick one of the frogs?
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): yes.
Shislif (Zayden): Salt is good for snails, i bet it's not great for frogs though
Shislif (Zayden): lol fine :)
Michael (Talwin): (Going to have to let doggo out soon)
Shislif (Zayden): I run all the way back there to the back of the frog
Shislif (Zayden): I like this marking business btw
BOB You drew that Sharif instead of moving
Shislif (Zayden): I thoughts I was showing you the way to move my character?
BOB Yes but now you have to move your token
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): There are no doors here, but I bet it's still annoying to move. Any takers?
Shislif (Zayden): ugh fine
Shislif (Zayden): why is it stuck on draw tool?
BOB Just click and drag
BOB right click and close the drawing tool
Shislif (Zayden): oh ok lol thx
Shislif (Zayden): mb
Shislif (Zayden): mb means my bad
TMO (Craigh): no, it means megabyte
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I want to shout, while moving my insects, which you never told me what they are, "WE'RE FEASTING ON FROG LEGS TONIGHT, BOYS!"
Spring (Lanek): lol
BOB nice but you moved just a bit out of that line, cannot run through the mast, etc. so you are there but you do not get an attack this round
Shislif (Zayden): is there a lick roll?
BOB so next
BOB and Licornah is up
Shislif (Zayden): lol
Carissa (Thistle): (wait until they're dead to lick them, please)
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): CALLED IT! CAN'T RUN THROUGH THE MAST! MOVING IS THE WORST
Shislif (Zayden): oh ok
[TURN] Licornah - [Punching; BSTR: 0]
BOB LOL with Lemon
Zayden: stupid mast
Licornah: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+10 = 15]
TMO (Craigh): wish I knew the Blink spell
Licornah: (wrong button)
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I mean, I guess if licking counts as the action then yeah wait. Otherwise I still vote go for it.
BOB Licornah can move to attack
BOB Or cast a spell, etc.
Licornah: [ATTACK][BASIC] [THACO(16)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-1 = 2]
Attack [2] ->[ATTACK (?)] [at Giant Frog (Stinky vacuous jaunt)] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 7 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]
[TURN] Talwin - [Giant-kin, 2-handed sword; DMGX:2 | Punching; BSTR: 0]
BOB Talwin
Michael (Talwin): Yes. I kmnow
BOB grins
Michael (Talwin): Trying to figure out how to navigate thorugh a mast
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): hehehe
Carissa (Thistle): (uhhh her rerolling init meant you just skipped Akilah, Craigh, Rae)
Spring (Lanek): jump over Indigo?
Michael (Talwin): just assume lol,
Michael (Talwin): Moving is hard enough
BOB OOps yes to Carissa nice catch
Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [THACO(13)] [d20+2 = 6]
Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Giant Frog (Noticeably limber)] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 7 ] [AC: 7 ] [Location: Wrist, front] [HIT]
Carissa (Thistle): (Indigo is one round behind so shouldn't he be in the hold sleeping?)
Michael (Talwin): ...do I need to paus?
Michael (Talwin): We skip someone?
Carissa (Thistle): (no no)
BOB When Talwin is done Craigh and Rae and Akilah
Michael (Talwin): OK
BOB no to Michael go
Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Two-handed Sword [TYPE: slashing (1d10+3=8)] [d10+3 = 8]
[8] -> [to Giant Frog (Noticeably limber)] [STATUS: Critical]
Carissa (Thistle): (kill first, ask questions later :) )
Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Two-handed Sword [THACO(13)] [d20+2 = 16]
Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Giant Frog (Noticeably limber)] [Hit-AC: -3 vs. 7 ] [AC: -3 ] [Location: Shoulder, top] [HIT]
Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Two-handed Sword [TYPE: slashing (1d10+3=11)] [d10+3 = 11]
[11] -> [to Giant Frog (Noticeably limber)] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 9] [STATUS: Dying (0)]
Michael (Talwin): He's dead Jim
[TURN] Thistle - [Punching; BSTR: 0]
Carissa (Thistle): (yeah, like that!)
Thistle: [ATTACK (M)] Dagger, Plain [THACO(17)] [d20+1 = 6]
Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Giant Frog 2] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 7 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]
Carissa (Thistle): (oops and I skipped the others, too so won't hit next yet)
Carissa (Thistle): (Craigh and Akilah can go while I think for Rae)
BOB So Rae and Akilah can go
BOB both are asleep still
Carissa (Thistle): (and Craigh)
BOB need a con check to wake up
BOB Craigh is awake and up the mast
Carissa (Thistle): (no, both woke up last round)
BOB oh sorry
BOB then both can attack this round
Craigh: Craigh looks out over the river to see if there's any mre frogs coming
Carissa (Thistle): (go for it Akilah)
LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): can I backstab the frog in front of me?
BOB you can attack the rear, but frogs do not qualify as a backstab opportunity, only humanoids do
BOB you get the plus 4 to attack but not the extra damage
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: how do I target it?
BOB drag your weapon onto the token
BOB is the easiest way
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(17)] [d20+3 = 23]
Attack [23] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Giant Frog 2] [Hit-AC: -6 vs. 7 ] [AC: -6 ] [Location: Ankle, inner] [CRITICAL HIT]
BOB there you go
BOB and again
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(17)] [d20+3 = 5]
Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Giant Frog 2] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 7 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(17)] [d20+3 = 19]
Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Giant Frog 2] [Hit-AC: -2 vs. 7 ] [AC: -2 ] [Location: Shoulder, side] [HIT]
BOB only two hits, not three
LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): dual wielding
BOB AHh then yes two hits
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing (1d6+6=10)] [d6+6 = 10]
[10] -> [to Giant Frog 2] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 1] [STATUS: Dying (0)]
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing (1d6+6=7)] [d6+6 = 7]
[7] -> [to Giant Frog 2] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 7]
BOB and falls apart in front of Thistle
BOB and we are to Lanek now
TMO (Craigh): splap
Thistle: Nice. Got it all butchered up for stew!
Carissa (Thistle): (Rae?)
Lanek: runs up the stairs
BOB DOH sorry Carissa yes Rae too
Spring (Lanek): that's probably it, isn't it?
Raelynn: [CAST] Hold Animal [at Giant Frog (Eensy)]
Raelynn: [CAST] Hold Animal [at Giant Frog (Somber gait)]
Spring (Lanek): ooooo
BOB Lanek can get to the frog (somber gait) to attack it
Carissa (Thistle): (hmmm... didn't work as I thought one sec)
Effect ['Paralyzed'] -> [to Giant Frog (Eensy)] [by Raelynn]
TMO (Craigh): why are you hugging a giant frog?
Carissa (Thistle): (oops that's not it either)
BOB grins withTMO
Lanek: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(18)] [d20-3 = 16]
Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Giant Frog (Somber gait)] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 7 ] [AC: 2 ] [Location: Shin] [HIT]
BOB that is a hit for Lanek
Lanek: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing, large (1d8=6)] [d8 = 6]
[6] -> [to Giant Frog (Somber gait)] [STATUS: Heavy]
BOB and waiting on Carissa for that spell
Carissa (Thistle): (you know what, ignore it)
BOB ok
Carissa (Thistle): (we're at 1.5 frogs)
BOB Thistle is now up
[TURN] Youtargim
BOB and now
Carissa (Thistle): (she went and missed)
Youtargim: [ATTACK (M)] Scimitar +1 [THACO(17)] [d20+1 = 16]
Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Giant Frog (Somber gait)] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 7 ] [AC: 1 ] [Location: Arm, upper outer] [HIT]
Youtargim: [DAMAGE (M)] Scimitar +1 [TYPE: slashing, magic (1d8+1=6)] [d8+1 = 6]
[6] -> [to Giant Frog (Somber gait)] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS] [STATUS: Dying (0)]
[ROUND 4]
[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4 | Punching; BSTR: 0]
GM: Morale Check Results: -------------------- did not require check: 'Giant Frog (Eensy)','Giant Frog (Somber gait)','Giant Frog (Stinky vacuous jaunt)','Giant Frog 2','Giant Frog (Noticeably limber)',"'Mammal, Boar, Wild'",'Giant Frog (Heinous frown)' --------------------
[TURN] Giant Frog 2
[TURN] Giant Frog 2
[TURN] Giant Frog (Noticeably limber)
[TURN] Giant Frog (Noticeably limber)
[TURN] Giant Frog (Eensy) - [(Paralyzed; [D: 12])]
[TURN] Giant Frog (Eensy)
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): wait
TMO (Craigh): Bixi appears all slanta-gog
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I want to stab it? Or I moved too much?
BOB Fleeing
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): blargh
BOB Akilah and Zayden get attacks on it
BOB moved too far for Bixi Lemon
Shislif (Zayden): nice
BOB Zayden gets a swing as it tries to flee
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ok, well then we'll just say I was running over to check on my friends Lanek and Talwin and Zayden and Craigh
BOB and Akilah does too
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(17)] [d20+3 = 7]
Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Giant Frog (Eensy)] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 7 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]
Carissa (Thistle): lol very intentinoal list
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): It WOULD be the eensy one that got away
Carissa (Thistle): so big it's tiny
Shislif (Zayden): do I need to roll something?
BOB regular attack and if you hit then damage
Shislif (Zayden): who do i attack?
Shislif (Zayden): oh nvm
User has gone AFK. (Lemon)
Zayden: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]
Zayden: [ATTACK (R)] Dagger [THACO(17)] [AC: 11 ] [d20 = 6]
Zayden: [DAMAGE (R)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (1d4=2)] [d4 = 2]
BOB drag onto the toket
Zayden: [DAMAGE (R)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (1d4=1)] [d4 = 1]
[1] -> [to Giant Frog (Eensy)] [STATUS: Light]
BOB token
Zayden: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]
BOB the attack first
Zayden: [ATTACK (R)] Dagger [THACO(17)] [d20 = 14]
Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (R)] [at Giant Frog (Eensy)] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 7 ] [AC: 3 ] [Location: Calf] [HIT]
BOB there you go
BOB now the hit
Zayden: [DAMAGE (R)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (1d4=2)] [d4 = 2]
[2] -> [to Giant Frog (Eensy)] [STATUS: Moderate]
Shislif (Zayden): good?
Spring (Lanek): tickens and tokets are a thing at my house
BOB and the final frog croaks as Zayden stabs it but then it jumps off the knarr and back into the water
BOB and you survive the encounter
Zayden: yea nice job everybody!
BOB It is the end of the third watch, everyone is waking up and moving about
Spring (Lanek): sigh
Bixi Fizzlebang: Is everyone ok?
Craigh: Seems all clear!
Zayden: You ok Bixi?
Lanek: sits down wearily
Bixi Fizzlebang: I've been better, but I'm not bad. Excited for our frog leg lunch!
BOB Now try this for the ding when chat entries happen
BOB Did anyone hear that?
Thistle: Fish, crab, frog... at least we're eatin' good.
Carissa (Thistle): nope
LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): nope
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): nope
Craigh: neg
Zayden: Frog legs do sound good!
BOB good, in a way, I reported it as an error
Bixi Fizzlebang: [SKILL] Cooking [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 11]
Zayden: if frog legs are an error, I don't want to be right
BOB Now about this?
Raelynn: yawns
Carissa (Raelynn): nope
BOB good
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): still no
BOB and I am not getting it either
BOB was annoying
BOB and yes Bixi is adding frog to the stew options
Raelynn: Oh goodness, what a way to start the day.
Raelynn: sighs
Lanek: i don't have speakers on anyway, overstimulation
Zayden: Bixi for the win!
Spring (Lanek): OOC
Youtargim : [Translation] I cannot ahahahshhhdhdhdh
<font color="#000000">I cannot ahahahshhhdhdhdh
[understood by: Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal]
Youtargim : [Translation] ouch
<font color="#000000">ouch
[understood by: Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal]
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Stop swearing in math, gods
Spring: hahaha
Zayden: Hey do I have time to go fishing?
Raelynn: Deep breath and come here. You too, Bixi and Lanek.
Youtargim : [Translation] Bixi first
<font color="#000000">Bixi first
[understood by: Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal]
TMO (Craigh): LOL
Zayden: Fine I guess I'll just do whatever then
Zayden: you guys have fun
Raelynn: [CAST] Orison
Raelynn: [SAVE VS] Orison
Youtargim: Sorry I mean Bixi first
Raelynn: [CAST] Orison
Raelynn: [SAVE VS] Orison
Raelynn: Too late.
Carissa (Raelynn): (7 to Yout, 4 to Bixi, 3 to Lanek)
Youtargim: Hey Zayden, you can always go fishing
Youtargim: never a bad time to fish
Spring: aaaahh thank ya.
Craigh: I think a frog may have bumped your pole though, in the chaos.
Youtargim: warms smiles and squeezes Rae's hand, Thank you
Lanek: aaaahh thank ya.
Lanek: sits down wearily again
Raelynn: That should hold you all over for now. This early in the morning... I can't use all my spells healing you all.
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Thanks Rae
Bixi Fizzlebang: Thanks Rae
Youtargim's health adjusted by +7
Raelynn: Mhmm, please don't go trying to die on me again, okay?
Bixi Fizzlebang's health adjusted by +4
Bixi Fizzlebang: I was only a third of the way dead, max
Lanek's health adjusted by +3
Craigh: Too close. Glad everyone's okay.
Raelynn: Bixi... you aren't that, um...
Lanek: i wasn' zackly tryin'
Raelynn: Well, okay. Optimism is good, I suppose.
Zayden: Thanks Rae!
Youtargim: Very well done Bixi
Carissa (Raelynn): (dang 7 and he's still down that much?)
Youtargim: and everyone
Youtargim: Squeezes Rae
Talwin: I need a drink
Youtargim: I will be ok
Lanek: me too
Talwin: Sigh. Turns to Bixi
Raelynn: Licornah, do you mine giving Yout a quick look? He might need a little more healing.
Michael (Talwin): You okay?
Talwin: You okay?
Talwin: Yout
Michael (Talwin): You okay?
Talwin: You okay?
Youtargim: I think maybe Bixi can give us a drink?
Raelynn: smiles
TMO (Craigh): you okay?
Talwin: Bixi and Yout, why don't you relax downstairs and take breather
Bixi Fizzlebang: I'm great! I love it when the food just comes to us like this. I might have to take up swimming and think about living on a boat
Talwin: gags
Youtargim: I will be good with you just staying nearby Rae
Talwin: shudder
Spring (Lanek): Lanek is tired and sore from falling, i mean running down the stairs
Raelynn: (quietly to Yout) I think someone was a little more worried than he wants to let on.
Bixi Fizzlebang: Oh by the way, the non-lawyer said he wants to kill the lawyer and all the witnesses, which would be us so...
Spring (Lanek): and Lanek's player is tired and sore from capitalism
Raelynn: signs
Youtargim: Whispers to Rae (Yeah but you and I can handle things until we get where we are going)
Raelynn: I really need more sleep before dealing wi that...
Raelynn: *those two
Youtargim: HUH Bixi
Bixi Fizzlebang: whistles while she goes to start cooking
Shislif (Zayden): lol
Youtargim: that would be a hard pass on my part
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: He does not seem to think things through properly
Talwin: Wait, does that mean we are all in favor of tossing htem overboard?
Youtargim: I say keep the lawyer, he will know how to justify anything
Talwin: Asks hopefully
Raelynn: NO
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: One is mad, the other is an idiot.
Talwin: Clearly let down
Talwin: Ah
Lanek: we should put them both ashore. on opposite banks
Raelynn: Oh good goddess, you all can't solve things by tossing them to sea.
Talwin: Sure I can. I can solve a lot of problems by tossing them into the sea!
Bixi Fizzlebang: yells up "I wouldn't mind tossing them, actually!"
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Especially when there is no sea.
Talwin: Outraged
Youtargim: River not Sea he says softly to Rae
Talwin: Sigh
Raelynn: If it's your sword, maybe, Talwin.
Talwin: Fine. I suppose we can drop them off at opposite sides
Talwin: Grumbles unintelligbly
Raelynn: (To Yout) Shhh! My point still stands
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Everyone yells at me for calling a ship a boat but no one can tell the difference between a river and sea
Talwin: Snorts a laugh
Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: How dare she!?
Lanek: oh, i didn't realize that was a question
Raelynn: This floating vessel on a body of water. Whatever this all is!
Youtargim: I agree with you, drowning is not a good option softly to Rae
Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: Stupid fluffy elf
Lanek: if it all flows downhill one way, that's a river
Lanek: if it's vast and surges back and forth, it's a sea
Raelynn: Neither is bleeding to death. I suppose she's busy so here.
Raelynn: [CAST] Orison
Raelynn: [SAVE VS] Orison
Carissa (Raelynn): (another 7 to Yout(
Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Hey you guys got some awesome prey. Chill out for awhile. I mean, they almost ate Bixi! That's awesome prey. Not that they almost ate her,....but you knoow what I mean!
Youtargim's health adjusted by +7
Talwin: To reven
Raelynn: Yes, yes water moves and is called different things depending where and how it moves.
Raelynn: EITHER WAY
Youtargim: (Warm smile thank you so much love ) to Rae
Raelynn: We're not tossing them overboard.
Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: It does not make the elf less stupid
Raelynn: raises a brow
Youtargim: Yes Rae is right we cannot toss them overboard
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: But as far as the prisoners go, neither seems to have much wits about them.
Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: Keeping a known enemy around is not smart
Craigh: Are we under any obligation to keep them though?
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: We should drop them off at separate ports.
Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): At this point, you are becoming a known enemy. Lay off or you'll join the frogs. You are welcome to leave any time you want
Youtargim: I think we should make sure they have no way of attacking or harming us, then decide where is a safe place to leave them
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: so they do not kill one another.
Raelynn: If you're using my title, I'm still a Suitor, not a Lover, but I rarely use it for obvious reasons. And if you're not trying to use my title, well, don't go too fast there, sir.
Youtargim: When Indigo wakes up he might know?
Craigh: Well, as was said, there are river banks available too. Or we can take them to the next port.
Craigh: Oh, or we can make them row.
Raelynn: Different ports is the first sensible solution I have heard so far.
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: They clearly do not have the survival instinct to survive in the wild. Leaving them on the banks is the same as tossing them in the water.
Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: First of all, that's nonsense. I can't move on my own, I am a sword. Second of all, I am only looking out for you. The prisoner said it wanted to kill you. AND YOU ALSO WANT TO TOSS THEM OVERBOARD WHY ARE YOU MAKING *ME* SOUND LIKE THE BAD GUY HERE?
Thistle: YES! They should row. I'm tired of rowing.
Youtargim: (Softly to Rae, I appologize, it was an expression of gratitude and .... companionship, more but... )
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: What idiot gets stuck on a raft for days, unable to paddle himself to the nearest bank?
Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): I think we are talking about different things.The prisoner is one thing, I thought you meant toss over my gang
Youtargim: We should move back into the channel
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Clearly they cannot take care of themselves.
Youtargim: and then as we are downstream can decide
Raelynn: Mhmm, just remember things are... different here. Wouldn't want misunderstandings, yes? Well, actually, you probably do...
Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: I meant the prisoner. I'm not entirely against the other idea, but it was not what I was attempting to discuss
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: They will clearly die of exposure or starvation on their own.
Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Yeah, I'm still in favor of that, but if the group want's them around I suppose I'll suffer.
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Assuming they do not murder one another first.
Raelynn: We'll leave them in seperate towns. They can survive in a town or find a way back to wherever they need to go.
Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: You always suffer for others, and never think of yourself
Youtargim: I do wish we had kept that raft
Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Hey I got some nice things. I also got you, so it's not too bad
Raelynn: What would we do with it? It's just more cargo.
Youtargim: We could put one of them on it now
Raelynn: Which brings us back to that being no different than tossing them overboard.
Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: And do these nice "things" make you happy? Or does throwing enemies overboard make you happy?
Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): ..........Both?
Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: (error code, robot noises, does not compute)
Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: No need to torture them. Stupidity is its own punishment.
BOB LOL thank you Lemon and Michael for such fun side commentary
Craigh: But it also punishes the people around them.
BOB Everyone needs to read the chat for that
Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Hey I'm just saying. Collecting money is a great way to one day maybe "retire" into a full killing mercenary company you never know it could happen. Oh! Or maybe we'll get lucky and Bran will go to war! We'll have lots of fun then!
BOB SO to make this easier for everyone
BOB You do sail/row down stream for a while
Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: I will try to be patient. For you.
Michael (Talwin): Oh thanks bob. We do have fun with our side conversations :)
Michael (Talwin): At least I do :)
TMO (Craigh): glad to hear it!
Carissa (Raelynn): definitely fun to read later on chat
BOB you still have the two prisoners until you can talk to someone experienced about where to leave them, namely Indigo/Lisa as the only person who knows this area
Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Likewise....but now I need to figure out a politically correct way to start a war....(half joking)
TMO (Craigh): "Crazy River Rafters: Deposit Here" sign
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ngl, I'm a little disappointed when you can't make it, Michael, because I don't get to be the totally-not-evil sword
BOB and next week we pick up in the evening just before/during the first watch
Michael (Talwin): LOL
Shislif (Zayden): nice
Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: If you get serious about it, I'm always there to help you, friend
Spring (Lanek): hehehe
BOB as you are sailing along and encounter a ship in the river in front of you
BOB weaving back and forth to block your path
Carissa (Raelynn): (NOW it's the bugbear pirates?)
Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): And that makes it all the more fun! Let me know if you see a fun way to kill stuff in a way that we don't get in trouble. I'm down to clown
BOB flying a skull and crossbones
LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): night night
TMO (Craigh): Fireball!
Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: Mostly because I am trapped in an inanimate object
BOB so next week is that encounter
Zayden: probably a nice skull and crossbones
Carissa (Raelynn): ending early tonight?
BOB deal with bugbear pirates
Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Eh, Potato, Inanimate Object
Shislif (Zayden): oh yea
TMO (Craigh): where is the catapult when you need one?
BOB and then make it to Rivers Bend at the end of the session in time for the Saturday portion of the Birthday Game at Rivers Bend
Talwin: Yay!
Bixi Fizzlebang: (LINK)
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOILZ_D3aRg">(LINK)</a>
BOB Friday at 7 until Midnight on Saturday
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): For Michael
Carissa (Raelynn): With Bran who probably has a "Don't Touch!" sign on it that only she can use
BOB pirates and gypsies
LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): you literally playing all night long?
Michael (Talwin): hahaha
Lorie: so non-stop Friday to saturday midnight?
Carissa (Raelynn): we don't have any cows for fodder anyways
TMO (Craigh): I don't *think* that's the plan
BOB Friday 7 to Midnight, then Saturday Noon to Midnight
Talwin: OK perfect!
BOB Everyone gets breakfast
Carissa (Raelynn): Be there or be there. No alternative
Shislif (Zayden): yay sounds good
Lorie: Ummm... some of us might need a nap
Lorie: Night all
BOB Laughs with Carissa at cows
TMO (Craigh): you have all week to nap
BOB have a great nigth all
Sharif: i may not need a nap, but i'd like one :)
'LordBiBo' disconnected
Carissa: night all!
Spring: gnite!
Talwin: lol. Night all!
Sharif: night everybody
'Michael' disconnected
'Carissa' disconnected
'Spring' disconnected
TMO (Craigh): night
'Shislif' disconnected
'TMO' disconnected
'Lorie' disconnected
Bixi Fizzlebang: Oh, early tonight. Ok, goodnight!
BOB smiles
BOB It will work
'Lemon' disconnected
