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Chat Log - 2022 09 16 - Searching for Alexandria - Formatted - Story - Birthday Game 2022

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'LordBiBo' connected

BOB Hello there Marco

LordBiBo: Heyo happy birthday game, Bob

BOB Thank you

'Lisa' connected

BOB Hello Lisa

Lisa: Hello

Lisa: Howard should have full spells I believe

Howard Plum: Magic Missile

BOB As soon as we get past the two people in the hold

BOB everyone has full spells and is healed

Howard Plum: last week went into the next day didn't it?

BOB Yes

Lisa (Howard Plum): then he would have full spells

BOB Yes to full spell

LordBiBo: Drop one off at the village coming up and one at River's bend

Lisa (Howard Plum): why?

LordBiBo: because we can't drop them off in the wilderness, they'll die. and we can't drop them off together, they'll kill each other.

Lisa (Howard Plum): we're almost at rivers bend. They are tied up. Why not dump them both at our stop instead of making another stop just for them

LordBiBo: there's supposed to be a village happening between here and river's bend, according to bob

'Lorie' connected

Lisa (Howard Plum): they aren't fighters. let them pull each others hair out at the docks.

LordBiBo: not being fighters just means it's easier for them to die

LordBiBo: fighters have more hp

BOB Hello Lorie

Lisa (Howard Plum): I'm fine with more delays on the trip if you are then

LordBiBo: we're passing a village, according to bob. there's gonna be like a 2 minute delay to drop one off there

Lorie: Evening all

Lisa (Howard Plum): what's the difference between tossing a complete stranger in a small village with no explanation as opposed to dumping them in nowhere ville?

Lisa (Howard Plum): Is Martha's Vineyard close by?

BOB If the choice is to keep them both until Rivers Bend, fine, if the choice is to drop off one or both that is good too.

Lisa (Howard Plum): Hi Lorie :)

BOB and LOL Lisa

LordBiBo: we're dropping them off in a town either way. They have no wilderness survival skills

Lorie: (I was going to say that Lisa, but didn't want to offend... in any case, I vote throw them overboard and let them swim

'Shislif' connected

BOB Hello Sharif

Lisa (Howard Plum): I would have just dropped them in rivers bend but not my deal

Sharif: Hey there!

Lisa: Hi Sharif :)

Lorie: Hey Sharif

Sharif: Hey Madame :)

Sharif: Hello hello Lorie

BOB So Lisa is for taking them both to Rivers Bend, Marco is for getting rid of 1? or 2? of them before arriving at Rivers Bend

BOB Sharif, what do you think to do with the two people in the hold

LordBiBo: one in approaching village, one in riversbend

Sharif: Who are Lisa and Marco in the game again?

Sharif: sorry still keeping track

BOB Lorie are you for dropping one then bring the second with you

Lorie: Lisa is pretty much everyone but us :: laughs ::

Lorie: Marco is the one with the really long name :: more laughs ::

BOB Lorie is Licornah, Lisa is Indigo and Howard, Marco is Akilah

Sharif: What does Bixi want to do? I think Zayden will follow

Sharif: Wow nice job Lisa!

Lorie: Lorie votes throw them overboard like I did last week

BOB At this point we do not know

Sharif: I'm with dropping them off I suppose, they may be bad but we don't have to be bad

BOB Does that mean dropping them off at Rivers Bend where you are going? or dropping them off before you get there?

Sharif: And if we let them go less likely to get family trying to revenge on us or anything

Lorie: Whatever is the quickest way to dispatch them

Sharif: As soon as we reach a point where we can drop them off without killing them I'm for it

Sharif: Not waiting till Rivers Bend

Lorie: I am not in favor of this trip taking any longer - I have read Waiting for Godot in French and English and half of war and peace in less time LOL

Lisa: lol!

Sharif: Well yea I don't think we should go out of our way or anything

Sharif: But the minute we see an island or shore or something and we can drdop them off along the way

Lorie: I might be able to read Gone with the Wind too

Lisa: and Licornah was worried she'd only be able to knit a scarf! She'll knit us new sails at this rate :)

BOB Ok so dropping off at least one before you arrive at Rivers Bend

BOB LOL Lisa

Lorie: Oh, I have finished a scarf, hat, a shall and started on a cape

Sharif: sounds good

BOB I think that Licornah can help Bixi with writing her book

Lorie: It was the worst of times... it was the longest of times

Lisa: so we stop at the village. I'm surprised no one has suggested offering them to the pirates

BOB and so now dropping them both in the village? or one there and one at Rivers Bend

Lorie: Four Score and three years ago, we started this journey...

BOB Pirates are not part of this yet

Lisa: thought the end of chat last week said they saw ship blocking the way

BOB Budgeford on the Water is the village in Gold Hills you will drop ?? them at.

BOB That was foreshadowing

Lisa: yes the halflings will love it

Lisa: I thought it was the view from the spyglass :)

BOB grins

Sharif: We want to drop them off seperately so they don't kill each other?

LordBiBo: yes

BOB Any last conversations you want to have with either of them?

LordBiBo: not really. It's not like we're going to go solve their hobgoblin problem

Sharif: Think Zay is good

LordBiBo: which is really the only reason to keep talking to them

'Carissa' connected

BOB OOC Lisa might have an opinion on that

BOB and hello Carissa

Lorie: Hey Carissa

Lisa: this whole thing is past me. My characters saying anything at this point would just drag it on

Lisa: Hi Carissa :)

LordBiBo: I mean I'm down with it, but we're apparently doing something now

BOB I was thinking you might have insight on the hobgoblin issue and Jarvis

Lisa: that bribing them works?

BOB no

BOB The King of Jarvis died fighting hobgoblins

Sharif: Maybe we should take a finger or toe or something? To teach them a lesson?

Sharif: :)

Lisa: ick

Lisa: lol

Sharif: yea it's icky business :)

Carissa: hi all!

Sharif: hi!

BOB so Carissa did you have a choice in which of your two people you want to drop off at a village on the river and which to take to Rivers Bend with you?

Sharif: It would be fun to play a character that's like a proper villain lol

Carissa: Non-lawyer to no name town and lawyer to big town? He's less likely to sue us if we bring him to a big

Lisa: Indigo would rather have the nicer one dropped off at a halfing village

Carissa: Sharif wants to be an evil sword, too?

Sharif: lol, an evil person!

Sharif: the sword personified

LordBiBo: can't sue us if we're outside of jurisdiction

Carissa: Well if we break that curse or something or another...

Carissa: Bob rules. So lawyer probably can.

BOB Which do you think is the nicer one?

Lorie: :: holds up an oar :: this is the nicer one

LordBiBo: nicer of the two people?

Lorie: :: nods :: You get my point

Lisa: the lawyer didn't want to kill anyone and didn't kidnap people

LordBiBo: they're both looking to ruin the other

LordBiBo: just in different ways

Carissa: ah good point to lisa

LordBiBo: so one's lawful evil, the other's chaotic evil

Lisa: devils and demons

Lisa: just pick we go ahead

Lorie: We've reached the Cthuthlu conundrum ...

Carissa: the town in-between is halfing?

BOB Yes

LordBiBo: I think they're both jerks. The tanner's just the most cogent.

Carissa: If Indigo wishes to leave the one that didn't imply murder (or attempt murder) there, then my characters would respect that wish and go with that

LordBiBo: we're leaving them both in time out, what difference does it make who is the more evil?

Carissa: Storywise, as Lisa said, why leave the more evil one with his own people?

LordBiBo: I thought they came from loosend

LordBiBo: neither is going with their own people

BOB Yes both of them are from Loosend

Carissa: If we're splitting them, we have two stops: Halfing Village and then Rivers Bend

Carissa: Indigo as a halfing isn't going to want to leave the more murderous one with other halflings is my understanding which is understandable.

LordBiBo: I doubt either is an immediate threat to anyone else

Carissa: Never doubt something like that in Bob's game

Lisa: my characters are a round behind and you guys made the decision last week so I'm good with sitting it out and just letting you guys deal with it

Lisa: so we can start

BOB All I want is a definative answer and then we move on

Carissa: Leave lawyer with the halfing village, we'll take the other one to Rivers Bend

BOB Everyone good with that

BOB just need two more yes votes

BOB for a qorum

Lisa: yes

Lorie: fine

Sharif: yes

Sharif: brb

BOB So let it be written, so let it be done

BOB ok and then we move to everyone being at full spells

BOB and everyone at fully healed

Youtargim's health adjusted by +7

Thistle's health adjusted by +4

Carissa: that's ominous

Talwin's health adjusted by +6

Lanek's health adjusted by +7

Bixi Fizzlebang's health adjusted by +6

Sharif: nice

BOB And so everyone is fully healed now

Sharif: Are we still rowing?

BOB taking Lanek off the CT because Spring will not be here

Sharif: Ohhh I like cracking wise with Lanek

Sharif: He's so grumpy

Carissa: he's fun

Sharif: i agree

BOB I believe that TMO and Lemon will both be in, Michael said he would be here in about 20

Lisa: we are always rowing

Sharif: shoulders are gonna look great by the end of this trip

BOB I am going to refill and then you get to start the Pirate encounter

BOB brb

Sharif: arrrgghh

LordBiBo: starts shivering the timbers

Sharif: I wonder if they'll have a plank

LordBiBo: timber number 1 is properly shivered

Lisa: check the spyglass for weirdness when we start

BOB and back

LordBiBo: you see pirates

Lisa: last pirate ship had priests trying to cast at us

Sharif: is "cast at us" slang for something?

Carissa: good to know

LordBiBo: piracy, organized religion, what's the difference?

Sharif: the uniforms?

BOB to that point for previous encounters - Indigo fought bugbear pirates near here 18+ years ago

Lisa: they can cast spells at a distance. I would like to take any casters out before the guys with swords get in reach - but that's just me :)

Carissa: so these are the same ones....? children of those ones?

BOB at this point you do not know

Carissa: hit casters before they hit you

Lisa: 18 years in game not in real life

Carissa: lmao

LordBiBo: unless we plan on talking with the pirates, I doubt we'll find out

Sharif: lol

LordBiBo: parley?

Sharif: could be nice pirates?

Lorie (Licornah): (Will Robert be playing the Pirates, that will determine my perception of them :o) )

BOB But what you do know is that the sun is setting behind you to the west and you can spot a large boat out on the river in front of you. It is weaving back and forth across the channel

Lisa: marco weren't you here for that bugbear pirate thing? we took on the kobolds to row

LordBiBo: must have lost their remote control. Can't settle on a channel

Lisa: anyway

BOB Lisa, Marco and TMO were playing back then

Sharif: why is weaving? are they drunk?

LordBiBo: they're pirates, of course they're drunk

Sharif: they better hope the cops aren't around

Lisa: to slow us down to take our stuff

LordBiBo: ever met a sober pirate?

Image: Chandler Cowles River

Sharif: drinking and sailing

Lisa: if we're stopped they can try and board

Sharif: hmmm

Sharif: what if when they zig we zag?

Sharif: if ya know what i mean

Sharif: wink wink

BOB So to Lisa's point

LordBiBo: is it day time?

BOB You know they want to slow you down, to board you, etc. and the idea of spell casters, what do you do?

BOB it is sunset

Sharif: would they be able to see us at night?

Sharif: maybe we wait em out?

BOB They can see you now

Sharif: dang it

BOB You see them

BOB They see you\

LordBiBo: it's a river. Not like there's a whole lot of hiding places

Sharif: we can pretend to also be pirates?

Sharif: some rivers are pretty big

Carissa: fireball

Carissa: where's craigh for that?

Indigo: Where's the spyglass?

BOB Akilah had it

Indigo: How many people are on board? Bugbears, humans?

Sharif: if ya know what i mean

BOB at least 4 to 6

Lisa (Indigo): that's it?

BOB they all seem to be bugbears

Lisa (Indigo): ok

Zayden: we can take them?

Carissa (Thistle): (that we can see on the deck)

Carissa (Thistle): (wonder how big their hold is...)

Indigo: Bugbear pirates!

Indigo: At least half a dozen

Thistle: Arggggg! Let's cut them down, mateys!

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): black flag or red?

Indigo: What kind of ship is it?

Indigo: Akilah?

Indigo: Like ours or bigger?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: It is a boat.

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: shrugs

Thistle: 5 feet? 20 meters? 11 yards?

Zayden: it's not always about the size of the boat

Zayden: Sometimes...

BOB Getting an image for you

Image record with same name already exists. (dock_night_ship_12x6_decoration.jpg@BSG City Dock and Canal map tiles)

Image: dock_night_ship_12x6_decoration.jpg@BSG City Dock and Canal map tiles

Zayden: It's about the motion of the ocean

Zayden winks

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): I just see black on that image

Thistle: (LINK)

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXpB1rixnPQ">(LINK)</a>

BOB Fixed for you now with lights

Carissa (Thistle): big black square

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): still see black

Zayden: The Cowles River bit?

Shislif (Zayden): sorry OOC

Image: dock_night_ship_12x6_decoration.jpg@BSG City Dock and Canal map tiles

Carissa (Thistle): nope

BOB That is the bugbear pirate ship

Shislif (Zayden): yea just black

Carissa (Thistle): they must've blinded us

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): a bugbear ship at night while blindfolded

Indigo: ok smaller than ours

Lorie (Licornah): (The black map is the other ship?)

Carissa (Thistle): there!

BOB I put Craigh on it

Shislif (Zayden): Oh cool I goti t

Shislif (Zayden): it

Carissa (Thistle): got a warning for it, but works

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): oooh, see it now

Shislif (Zayden): looks nice all the blue

Carissa (Thistle): looks suspiciously smaller....

Shislif (Zayden): This is our ship or the pirate ship?

Carissa (Thistle): pirate

Image: Knarr - The Buttercup

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): smaller, faster ship to outrun slower merchants I guess

Indigo: Youtargim, we're gonna slow down to meet these bugbears

Indigo: slows rowing

Zayden slows rowing too just because

Youtargim: I can do that

Lisa (Indigo): how far away are they?

Zayden: I don't know, about 20 minutes maybe?

Youtargim: Do you want me to stay straight? or steer which way?

Zayden: Hey Yout if you're fluid that way go for it you know

Lisa (Indigo): unless someone has an idea we're just gonna have to run into them and fight them

BOB You are about a quarter mile away

Carissa (Thistle): blocking our path so not sure I have other ideas

Indigo: We should try to avoid them but I think they will be going whichever direction we go

Zayden: Can we take evasive maneuvers?

BOB So how are you arranging your self on the deck?

BOB Youtargim is at the wheel

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: I do not suppose we have a pirate flag to raise?

BOB Indigo up front with the spyglass

Indigo: We aren't pirates

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: They do not know this.

Thistle: Youtargim is

Zayden: are we going head on or choosing a port or starboard approach?

Lorie (Licornah): Let me know when we're going to stop... going to cast Wyvern Watch

Indigo: If we steer starboard then we need to get to the port side to repel invaders

Thistle: nods

BOB How long does that last Lorie?

Zayden: that makes sense Indigo!

Thistle: Sounds correct and that side is.....?

Lorie (Licornah): up to 8 hours

Zayden: so lets move to the port side

Zayden: that left yall!

Thistle: Correct! I was just testin' ya, Zayden. Yep.

Zayden: haha, the real test, however, is upon us

Carissa (Thistle): (...which is left on the map, too?)

BOB the top of the map is downstream so Port is on the left

Shislif (Zayden): there a map?

BOB the Buttercup

Lisa (Indigo): open combat tracker and I got it

BOB shows where you are on the map

BOB the Chandler Cowles River shows the posistion of the boats

Lorie (Licornah): (sorry, how many maps should I have? I see two right now, plus the combat tracker and the chat and the character sheet, it's a bit crowded)

Lisa (Indigo): which map are we going to use for combat? e.g., range, targets etc?

Zayden: ok

Shislif (Zayden): OOC

Lisa (Indigo): I know we have too many maps

Shislif (Zayden): do I need the dock night ship one?

Lisa (Indigo): don't think so

Shislif (Zayden): cool

BOB So there are three images/maps right now you should be thinking of (a 4th one you can ignore for now) There is the Buttercup to show where you are on your own ship, there is the Chandler Cowles River one to show where the boats are in releation to each other

Shislif (Zayden): check and check

BOB Then the combat tracker

Shislif (Zayden): check

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Their ship seems small. Maybe we can be ramming it Yes?

Zayden: What if it's small but sturdy?

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Then it will be sturdy beneath our ship

Zayden: Ha!

Zayden: Is that how it works though?

BOB So everyone is understanding

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: If I knew how it worked, I would not have asked.

BOB this is your round or two to make your plans

BOB Licornah has a wyvern watch ready to cast, do you know where to cast it?

Zayden: Hey Indigo does it work that way?!

BOB what the range is

Lorie (Licornah): Yes, I know all those things, but not sure which map or how to mark it frankly

Carissa (Thistle): (how many yards away is it currently?)

BOB Does anyone else know where you want to cast it so they avoid stepping into it

Lorie (Licornah): (see above comment BOB... )

Indigo: We could damage out ship in the process. Hard to say how badly

BOB Lorie are you casting it on the Buttercup? then you are on that map right now

Lorie (Licornah): It's a 30 yard radius, 10 ft radius - so how ever you mark that, I'm down for it

Lorie (Licornah): (10 ft AOE )

BOB 500-1,000 yards when you first spotted the ship

BOB and have been closing for a bit

Lisa (Indigo): what happens if you hit it?

BOB so Lorie what 10 foot do you want to cast it on? or are you deciding that at the last minute?

Lorie (Licornah): (I would think it would depend on how the ship approaches... )

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: readies a bow

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Perhaps it would be wise to aim at any you see casting on the other ship, those of you who have bows.

Zayden Readies dagger

Raelynn: The bow wielder is back at Dragon Fen...

'Michael' connected

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): lol. we've got 10 people on this ship and no one uses a bow?

Lisa (Indigo): nope we like to get up close and personal but we also have our own casters

Michael: Hello!

Indigo: hands Raelynn the spyglass

Raelynn: takes it carefully

Carissa (Raelynn): Hi Michael!

Indigo: Let us know if you see anything we should know about

Raelynn: Will do!

Indigo: I need my hands now I think

Indigo: grins

Lisa (Indigo): Hi Michael :)

Raelynn: smiles

Raelynn: That would probably be for the best.

Zayden: we doing this?

BOB Talwin is now on the map

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): anyway, I'm holding action to fire at anyone I see casting on the other ship (assuming they're in range)

Lorie (Licornah): (Hey Michael)

Michael: (Hey all :))

Michael: (Just getting into character)

Lisa (Indigo): so is Hopward

Lisa (Indigo): lol

BOB Carissa is Rae staying back or moving forward?

Carissa (Raelynn): (did you move another icon just now Bob?)

Carissa (Raelynn): (she's staying back for the moment)

BOB I put Talwin on the map for Michael

Carissa (Raelynn): (as in a second or two ago?)

Carissa (Raelynn): (because icon movement is your error, I think)

Carissa (Raelynn): (doesn't affect anything on our end except to give us that warning)

Michael (Talwin): (The buttercup right Bob?)

'Lemon' connected

Michael (Talwin): (I see him)

BOB Hello Lemon

Shislif (Zayden): are we gonna see the boats get closer to each other?

Lisa (Indigo): hope so

Carissa (Raelynn): Hi Lemon!

Indigo: Hi Lemon :)

Lorie (Licornah): (Evening Lemon)

Lisa (Indigo): just in time for bugbear pirates

BOB so I am about to put Bixi onto the map

BOB So we will see what if any errors pop up

Carissa (Raelynn): dun dun dun

Zayden: yay Bixi!

BOB if they do please scroll down to the bottom to capture which it is

Carissa (Raelynn): my brain put that as "space pirates" which seemed worse

Lemon: Hello everyone! I will have to afk in about 30-40 minutes to answer the door and get my food, but otherwise... here I am.

BOB There you go she is on the map

Michael (Talwin): (cool song for the space pirates)

Carissa (Raelynn): nothing

Carissa (Raelynn): to small to be noticed?

Lisa (Indigo): probably the evil sword's fault

'TMO' connected

Lorie (Licornah): (no error)

Carissa (Raelynn): agree

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol ouch, Carissa

BOB OK so it might be something wrong on Talwin's sheet

BOB and welcome TMO

Carissa (Raelynn): (also happened with Cragih though)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Probably the sword, like Lisa said

Lorie (Licornah): (Hey TMO)

Lisa (Indigo): evil sword

Michael (Talwin): (Is there something I can do to help?)

Michael (Talwin): (Sorry about Talwin. I'll try and fix)

Michael (Talwin): (what's up?)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Talwin is perfect the way he is

Carissa (Raelynn): except maybe that evil sword

Michael (Talwin): (He's causing errors LOL)

BOB You cannot fix anything Michael I would have to

Michael (Talwin): (Oof. Okay then :))

Michael (Talwin): (Deactivate whatever will make the session fun, I'll understand)

BOB One more test by putting Craigh onto the ship now

Lisa (Indigo): Hi TMO :)

BOB any errors?

Lisa (Indigo): no

TMO: heyyo

Craigh: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+10 = 20]

Shislif (Zayden): not this time

Craigh: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+10 = 20]

Lorie (Licornah): (no errors)

Carissa (Raelynn): nada

Carissa (Raelynn): Hi TMO!

TMO (Craigh): I didn't roll those

Shislif (Zayden): Hey TMO!

Carissa (Raelynn): wait but did you move Craigh from (vault) to other ship and do the same with Talwin?

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): TMO, Craigh has been taken over by space pirates

Carissa (Raelynn): It is more about where you moved them from?

TMO (Craigh): Neat!

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): You are no longer in control of your own character

BOB Yes they are both only on this map

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): This is probably temporary

Carissa (Raelynn): (as their icons before weren't someplace we could see on our side)

BOB in any case everyone has an Init now

BOB and is on the Buttercup

Carissa (Raelynn): init from the crab fight

Talwin: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+10 = 14]

BOB the update for the recent arrivals is there is a bugbear pirate ship up out front of you closing in

BOB about 300 yards away right now

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): What did we do with the prisoners?

BOB it is sunset

Lisa (Indigo): roll init or we have init?

BOB the top of the map is downstream, the left is Port

BOB If you want to re-roll your Init feel free to

Carissa (Raelynn): yarr

Howard Plum: Howard Plum tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

Thistle: [INIT][Reaction Adj: -1] [d10+9 = 13]

BOB for Lemon you dropped off the Barrister at a halfling village earlier today

TMO (Craigh): since mine weren't actually rolls, I shall

Howard Plum: Howard Plum forced re-roll of initiative.

Howard Plum: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+10 = 16]

Craigh: Craigh tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

Craigh: Craigh forced re-roll of initiative.

Craigh: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+10 = 20]

Bixi Fizzlebang: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10 = 8]

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): fantastic

TMO (Craigh): same thing, go fig

BOB You have the other person in the hold

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I'm glad we got rid of the lawyer first.

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Bixi approves

Carissa (Raelynn): lol

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): ((I need to go to the bathroom. since I'm holding action until I see spell casting, you can skip me until my held action goes off and then feel free to roll a pair of arrows at said target to disrupt their casting))

Michael (Talwin): (I'm glad we at least know it's a pirate ship. Makes this much easier for talky talky vs. stabby stabby)

BOB This is the chance to discuss spell options, how you are going to attack, etc.

BOB Lorie is ready with Wyvern Watch

BOB Marco is ready with bow and arrow

TMO (Craigh): Craigh can try something, probly won't work tho

Lisa (Howard Plum): we can't talk unless they speak common or we speak bugbear so even less options :)

Carissa (Raelynn): (Rae is going to try to spring a leak in their boat)

BOB For your spells, you should see ranges now

BOB if not remember go to Menu and Options

Lisa (Howard Plum): you never know until you try

Michael (Talwin): (I can repel boards. I feel it might be safer to stay on board unless absolutely necessary. Bob, since Talwin is on watch to repel boards, can we assume he would be automatically next to a "boarder" as they arrive on deck? That would allow him instant access to combat without having to negotiate a movement)

BOB you can toggle that setting to various things

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Bixi is going to panic... and then maybe try to do something useful

Zayden: ram em and fight em?

Talwin: (That only workes in movies)

Michael (Talwin): (That only workes in movies)

BOB no to Michael, you can watch for it but you do not get to automatically move to where they are coming up

Michael (Talwin): Sigh

Craigh: May I try something? Just in case?

BOB the Knarr is about twice the size of their ship

Michael (Talwin): Any way to maximize that bob? That I can do within the ruleset?

Howard Plum: Sure Craigh!

Craigh: Janne's Impressive Demeanor

BOB You can pay attention and move where they are coming as fast as you can

Indigo: Sure Craigh!

Michael (Talwin): (It's true. I don't know enough about the KNarr to know if it would survive an impact. Or rather, it might survive, but as the sinking ship sinks, it might take us down with it if it punctures a hole)

Carissa (Raelynn): (we are planning on them coming port side, and we moved our characters there with that anticipation)

Michael (Talwin): Oh perfect. Talwin is there. Do you want him to "Reinforce" a smaller HP Character?

Lisa (Indigo): yes Michael I don't think ramming is a safe option

Craigh: steps to the edge f the boat. "Archers! Stand ready! Wizard! Ready your fire spells!" He turns to face the pirates, "In the name of Lord Droxelstan of Rivers Bend, you are ordered to heave to, lower your weapons, and surrender, upon pain of death!"

BOB Talwin is on the Starboard side right now

Michael (Talwin): God I'm an idiot. Sigh

Michael (Talwin): Thank you bob

Carissa (Raelynn): (no you just weren't here for that)

Zayden: whoa that was cool

Carissa (Raelynn): (to know we were going port side; Bob put your icon starboard when you got here :) )

Lisa (Indigo): lol

Michael (Talwin): Oops. Can I be near Howard? He's a bit squishy

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I guess I want to start with Bless, unless someone else wants to do that one. Then I'll come up with another plan

Carissa (Raelynn): (which of course means now they'll board starboard side, ll)

Carissa (Raelynn): *lol

Michael (Talwin): (Oh please don't say that!)

BOB Range on Bless for Bixi is?

Michael (Talwin): (Come on, any youtube videos to prepare for boarding?)

Lisa (Indigo): we veered starboard to try and force them to the port side

TMO (Craigh): bviously, I'm trying to bluff them into fleeing

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): 60 yards

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): 50 ft cube

BOB excellent

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): 6 rounds

Craigh: [TOWER] [SKILL] Persuasion [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 11) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 10]

BOB Is the new layout for info helping?

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): ... it's not making it worse.

BOB chuckles

Raelynn: (LINK)

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zTc2hD2npA">(LINK)</a>

Carissa (Raelynn): for michael

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Tomorrow I will start trying to manually sort

Michael (Talwin): Thnanks!

TMO (Craigh): mind you, if they don't speak Common, all they heard was an impressive "Blorgy Blarf Whontoooonie!"

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Are we starting? Should I do my bless?

Carissa (Raelynn): Wait I have a better one!

Raelynn: (LINK)

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc9nTcROQtw">(LINK)</a>

Michael (Talwin): (Squeels with Delight at awesome boarding music)

BOB So you see that pirate ship now on the Buttercup map

BOB zoom out

BOB range is not quite right but want you to have the visual

Michael (Talwin): (TY Bob. Can we have an estimate on how many turns to impact?)

Michael (Talwin): (Or is that too much to know)

BOB Gettign there for you now

Bixi Fizzlebang: (LINK)

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdJg6Duzzf4">(LINK)</a>

Michael (Talwin): (Did not expect that one :) )

TMO (Craigh): *wham* Impact approximately 10 seconds ago sir!

BOB and starting at the rear of the ship going forward for Alertness checks

Michael (Talwin): (Ready Photon Torepedoes, Set Shields to Maximum!)

Raelynn: (LINK)

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5auzfSEOkI">(LINK)</a>

BOB Howard, Talwin, Akilah

Howard Plum: [SKILL] Whistling/Humming [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 16]

Michael (Talwin): (Are you Okay with Obs bob? Can't find Alertness so not sure I have it)

BOB Then Zayden, Licornah, Thistle

Michael (Talwin): (Otherwise, I have to skip that one)

Howard Plum: feeling slightly nervous

BOB Observation does not work

Shislif (Zayden): cool

TMO (Craigh): Craigh obviously is on the side facing the pirate ship

Michael (Talwin): (Sorry guys, I got nothing there)

BOB anyone with Alertness?

Lorie (Licornah): (pass, no skill)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): me

Lisa (Howard Plum): bixi

Thistle: [SKILL] Detect Noise [PERCENT:Detect Noise] (vs. Target 35) [FAILURE by 17] [d100 = 52]

Carissa (Raelynn): (Bixi)

Bixi Fizzlebang: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 15]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [SKILL] Hide In Shadows [PERCENT:Hide In Shadows] (vs. Target 70) [SUCCESS by 23] [d100 = 47]

BOB Akilah have Alterness?

Craigh: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 9]

Lisa (Howard Plum): yay!

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): just observation

BOB Ok

Carissa (Raelynn): yay Craigh!

BOB Thistle with detect noise?

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): and elf anti ambushness

Youtargim: [SKILL] Detect Noise [PERCENT:Detect Noise] (vs. Target 70) [FAILURE by 8] [d100 = 78]

TMO (Craigh): he doesn't have a lot of use, but he has a couple. ;)

Lisa (Howard Plum): it's all Craigh

-> Craigh: Craigh gets an splashing in his ear that does not seem to be quite right

Lisa (Howard Plum): he can do the speech again when they get closer

-> Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: Akilah gets an itch like someone is watching her from behind

Lisa (Howard Plum): Indigo can start rowing again if that would help

Craigh: Impressive-sounding, "Check the sides, alert for boarders!"

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: searches behind her for people watching or magical sensors.

TMO (Craigh): (yeah, a bit of an overreaction, but why not? ;) )

BOB There you go Marco

Indigo: looks around

TMO (Craigh): if he's going to pretend to be impressive, might as well lean into it.

BOB and TMO can look backwards, squinting into the sun as it sets behind you

BOB and suddenly

Michael (Talwin): (It sounds like we are a battle ready group TMO, nothing wrong with that at all!)

Lisa (Indigo): unleash the kraken!

Carissa (Raelynn): (missed that, but she falied her earlier detect noise)

Michael (Talwin): LOL OMG Lisa! You beat me by two seconds!!!!

BOB On the Map of the Buttercup

Lisa (Indigo): lol

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): SHENANIGANS

Raelynn: Another one!

BOB you can see a second boat appearing rowing hard and fast directly at you

Raelynn: spies through spyglass and sees....?

TMO (Craigh): Kraken released: (empty-headed senators start whining about space lasers and fake conspiracies)

Zayden: oh damn!

Indigo: Ship to the stern!

Shislif (Zayden): error!

TMO (Craigh): errors

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): I thought it was in front of us

Carissa (Raelynn): (it bates you putting all those icons on)

Raelynn: (REALLY hates it)

TMO (Craigh): second boat, Bibo

Michael (Talwin): (might be trying to cripple by ramming the rudder?)

Lisa (Indigo): ship

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Why do you build me up, buttercup, just to error me down

Michael (Talwin): (lol)

TMO (Craigh): "floaty thing!"

Shislif (Zayden): lol

Michael (Talwin): "What kind of term is that?!"

BOB Sigh

Talwin: These are all floaty things!

Lisa (Indigo): lol Lemon

Talwin: "What kind of term is that?!"

Michael (Talwin): (Sorry bob, want me to tone it down a bit? :) )

Lisa (Indigo): it just doesn't like the tokens as long as we can hit them I'm ok with error messages

Michael (Talwin): (Having a bit too much fun over here)

BOB Not at all Michael

TMO (Craigh): We all float over here!

Michael (Talwin): (Nice TMO)

BOB I am about to populate the second boat now to get all the errors out of the way

Bixi Fizzlebang: (LINK)

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTAud5O7Qqk">(LINK)</a>

BOB Ok so all the Bugbears are on the Combat Tracker now

Michael (Talwin): Oh a classic )

Lisa (Indigo): are they on the map?

BOB Not yet

BOB was waiting to make sure people were still here and not lagging so much

Michael (Talwin): (I'll hop on Discord if it slogs for a heads up)

BOB Just put one on the map no new errors?

Lisa (Indigo): no

Michael (Talwin): not for me

TMO (Craigh): i don't think so

Michael (Talwin): (want us to snip those as they appear?)

BOB Ok so will add the rest to the two pirate ships as you get the chance to make a quick strategy

Michael (Talwin): (I don't want Yout alone. How sqishy do you feel he is? But Howard can get in trouble if we aren't careful)

Lisa (Indigo): kill the closest ones first

Michael (Talwin): (Can they both get closer to me so I can manuever quick?)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I'm ready with my bless whenever I'm allowed

Michael (Talwin): (Also to keep Craighs badass approch, he should calmy announce approaching threat, standby)

Michael (Talwin): :)

Lisa (Indigo): bugbear too narrow shorts :)

Carissa (Raelynn): Yout is rogue squish

Raelynn: (three frogs almost killed him)

TMO (Craigh): if he calmly announces it, the bugbears can't hear it. ;)

Lisa (Indigo): don't let him get swarmed this time pls

Carissa (Raelynn): please

Michael (Talwin): OK. I'll try to stand close to both wherever possible. Keep an eye on Howard. I'll try, but there's four guys about to hop over :) )

Carissa (Raelynn): (umm....that's a lotta bugbears)

[TURN] Indigo - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

BOB and everyone is distributed correctly

Carissa (Raelynn): (6 by Yout, 8 that aren't quite here yet)

Shislif (Zayden): i think so

Lisa (Indigo): don't worry about Howard until you need to

Michael (Talwin): (OK)

Michael (Talwin): (How is Akilah? Do you want me to watch him too?)

Carissa (Raelynn): so far seems able to hold her own

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): reflective charcoal skirt!

Craigh: "Lord Talwin, Admiral Indigo, engage the pirates and take no prisoners!"

Talwin: Rolls eyes, but stands battle ready!

TMO (Craigh): (now going for name recognition and intimidation. ;) )

Indigo: I'm on the wrong side!

Michael (Talwin): (Now that they know an admiral is taking orders from you, they will swarm you! LOL)

Michael (Talwin): (Hostage)

Thistle: Ya wait long enough, ya'll be on the right side.

Thistle: Wait left side? Correct side.

BOB So as you were waatching the approaching boat closely, it appears that there was a second one laying in ambush behind you, staying between you and the sun as it sets

TMO (Craigh): (I'm far too impressive to attack without fear)

Indigo: runs towards the stern

BOB But you managed to detect their rowing at the last moment before they could get close enough to board

Carissa (Thistle): (is his absent hand now a hook??)

Shislif (Zayden): i thought we were supposed to be on the port?

[TURN] Bugbear (Reflective charcoal skirt)

[TURN] Bugbear (Reflective charcoal skirt)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I thought we were supposed to be drinking the port

Carissa (Thistle): (port is still a turn or two away versus this new one at stern)

BOB They look like they will be boarding later this round

Lisa (Indigo): stern bears right

Carissa (Thistle): (stern boarding?)

Michael (Talwin): (Talwin will do his best to cripple these guys, then rush up front. Yout and howard are great too, just annoucning general plan)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): The Berenstern Bears and the Boarding Pirates

Carissa (Thistle): (all that said, if we do take hostages, I think Forthright Guilt-ridden Legwork may talk)

Lisa (Howard Plum): bixi can handle a ship on her own. not to worry

BOB Canelced that move Michael

BOB It is not Talwin's turn

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Can I go yet?

BOB No

BOB So far Indigo has gone

Carissa (Thistle): (CT trackers says charcoal skirt and spiny go before you)

BOB There is a list of Init on the CT

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): My food is about to be here

BOB Yes to that Lemon

Zayden: so do we jump onto the other boat or wait for them to hop on this boat?

BOB if it will take a bit do that

Michael (Talwin): (I'm not for wahile unfortunately. Bob, will you not allow movement to the Stern until my turn? If so, understood, just asking)

Bugbear (Reflective charcoal skirt): [ATTACK (M)] Spear [THACO(16)] [d20 = 10]

Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Youtargim] [Hit-AC: 6 vs. 10 ] [AC: 6 ] [Location: Head, top] [HIT]

Lisa (Howard Plum): yes we're in combat now

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Michael (Talwin): (Ah, gotcha.Shoot)

Lisa (Howard Plum): spear to the head is not good

Carissa (Thistle): (seriously)

Michael (Talwin): (I guess that's the point of suprise :) )

Michael (Talwin): (Well shit, that was fast)

Bugbear (Reflective charcoal skirt): [ATTACK (M)] Spear [THACO(16)] [COVER 50%] [AC: 8 ] [d20-4 = 8]

Lisa (Howard Plum): his skirt covers 50% of him?

BOB Ok so the first roll did not take into account the partial cover from them heaving a spear up into the Knarr

BOB that is a miss on Youtargim

Carissa (Thistle): (lol lisa)

Lisa (Howard Plum): good

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): maxi skirts are so in right now

Lisa (Howard Plum): lol

BOB on a 1 or 2 on a D8 it could hit Indigo as it flies by

GM: [d8 = 7]

Indigo: Wow!

BOB and it does not and goes flying off over into the water

Carissa (Thistle): (but not skinny jeans, only skinny "narrow" shorts)

[TURN] Bugbear (Noticeable spiny)

[TURN] Bugbear (Noticeable spiny)

BOB and any errors now when they go?

Lisa (Howard Plum): no

BOB looks like we are done with that? glad

[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4 | Punching; BSTR: 0]

Lorie (Licornah): (No errors)

BOB Lemon you with us?

Bixi Fizzlebang: Bixi Fizzlebang cast a spell NOT memorized.

Bixi Fizzlebang: [CAST] Bless

BOB Ok

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): how do draw cube

BOB Who is that on? you can drag the Effect from your spell to each of the tokens

Shislif (Zayden): back!

BOB I can draw it for you if you like Lemon

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): ugh, yes

Carissa (Thistle): (click pointer not drawing)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): It doesn't say it has to be on anyone, it just goes in a 50ft cube aoe?

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): It says if you cast it a second time it can be on an object

BOB It worked for me to right click draw square and then drag it

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I obviously want it to get as much people on the ship as possible and no pirates

BOB yes to Lemon for the AOE

BOB So you can drag the spell effect to each of the tokens

BOB and then it will automatically give them the bonus

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Craigh] [by Bixi Fizzlebang]

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Raelynn] [by Bixi Fizzlebang]

BOB you can include everyone except Youtargim

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Thistle] [by Bixi Fizzlebang]

Thistle: When you draw, you choose the Drawing option because that's logical, but for shapes you want to click the Pointers option.

Lisa (Howard Plum): and Indigo

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Zayden] [by Bixi Fizzlebang]

BOB OR you can ignore yourself you can get Youtargim

Carissa (Thistle): (sorry occ couldn't because lag)

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Talwin] [by Bixi Fizzlebang]

BOB Indigo is in the AOE I drew 43 not 50

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal] [by Bixi Fizzlebang]

Carissa (Thistle): (I know you have your differences, but Yout is in more immediate threat than Bixi, but your call, lol)

Lisa (Howard Plum): nice

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): It's lagging or just not letting me on Licornah, Howard, and Indigo?

BOB just lag

BOB It should let you do it

User has gone AFK. (Lisa)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): it is not

Michael (Talwin): (When we leave the square, does the effect dissapate, or is it just the nature of the spell to cast)

BOB Just when the spell is cast

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): It stays on you for 6 rounds

BOB did you want to cast Bless on Bixi or Youtargim, it is an either or

BOB I will see about doing the others on my side

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ugh, I guess Yout

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Youtargim] [by Bixi Fizzlebang]

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Yeah, it's still not letting me for those

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Licornah] [by Bixi Fizzlebang]

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Indigo] [by Bixi Fizzlebang]

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Howard Plum] [by Bixi Fizzlebang]

BOB ok so Bixi cast Bless on everyone on the crew except herself

Zayden: Oh Bixi, so noble

BOB not sure why it did not work for you Lemon, it did not work for me either on the map, I had to use the CT

BOB But you can click done now

[TURN] Knotty, Boar

[TURN] Knotty, Boar

[TURN] Bugbear First Mate

[TURN] Bugbear First Mate

User is back. (Lisa)

[TURN] Bugbear Captain

[TURN] Bugbear Captain

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ahh, I should have tried the combat tracker, sorry

TMO (Craigh): how do beasts larger than man size have the same init as small?

Carissa (Thistle): nimble feet

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): maxi skirts

Carissa (Thistle): at least the one with a sickened saunter isn't a first attack

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): no way to know what's going on under there

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): I was wondering the same thing about init, kinda ssumed it was ambush init?

BOB The bugbear captain for the ship at the stern brings the boat around to close

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): or maybe they're hasted?

BOB Yeah I think that is part of the error message when they came in, they reverted to Medium

TMO (Craigh): always possible. just me being pedantic. ;) It's prbably just "NPCs don't have init penalties to give them a chance of doing something"

BOB they definately should be slower

[TURN] Bugbear Captain (Soft skirt)

[TURN] Bugbear Captain (Soft skirt)

Lisa (Howard Plum): they are L?

[TURN] Bugbear 3

[TURN] Bugbear 3

BOB Yes they are Large Creatures

[TURN] Bugbear (Forthright guilt-ridden legwork)

[TURN] Bugbear (Forthright guilt-ridden legwork)

TMO (Craigh): actually, if I understand it right, they defaulted to S, same as Indigo and Bixi. Us Ms have a +10 to Init

[TURN] Bugbear2

[TURN] Bugbear2

[TURN] Bugbear2

[TURN] Bugbear2

[TURN] Zayden - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 6]]

Carissa (Thistle): that'd make sense

Shislif (Zayden): am I close enough to stab these guys yet?

Shislif (Zayden): Maybe I'll just run further back to the ship

TMO (Craigh): "guilt-ridden legwork" is my new favorite, btw

BOB The maps are correct

BOB for distance and placement

Zayden: I move there and wait

Carissa (Thistle): yup

Zayden stands guard in a cool way

Michael (Talwin): (Save enough room for me is possible :) )

Shislif (Zayden): is this spot good? need me to scooch?

BOB when you are finished hit done

Lisa (Howard Plum): talwin might charge past you but ok

BOB Sorry Next

Shislif (Zayden): Tal you got enough space?

Michael (Talwin): (Sorry, just making sure I"m not bowling people over)

Shislif (Zayden): there

[TURN] Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal - [Gauntlets of Ogre Power; BSTR: 18; BPSTR: 100 | Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 6]]

Michael (Talwin): (Thanks man :) Sorry, Just making sure no future "you can't move through people" conversations in near future

Lisa (Howard Plum): lol

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): do I have line of sight on the bugbears?

TMO (Craigh): quit phasing through my molecules!

BOB the ones in the boat up front yet

BOB yes

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I see no reason why Talwin couldn't leap-frog over Zayden

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): can I get a backstab attack with my bow since I'm hidden?

BOB 200 feet away there

BOB no

Shislif (Zayden): I scooched, but good point!

BOB backstab is only for melee weapons

TMO (Craigh): bows can be melee weapons

TMO (Craigh): not 'good' ones, but still

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): ug, forgot that's a limitation in 2e. gotten too used to being able to do it with ranged attacks

BOB Ok as Marco targets one of them in the boat up there I will work on fixing the Init on these in the closer boat

Lorie (Licornah): (If anyone wants to teleport over to the other ship, let me know... but it's a one way trip - you'd have to swim back)

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [ATTACK (R)] Shortbow [THACO(17)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+4 = 19]

Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (R)] [at Bugbear (Reflective charcoal skirt)] [Hit-AC: -2 vs. 5 ] [AC: -2 ] [Location: Shoulder, top] [HIT]

TMO (Craigh): do *not* send Craigh

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [ATTACK (R)] Shortbow [THACO(17)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+4 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (R)] [at Bugbear (Reflective charcoal skirt)] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 5 ] [AC: 8 ] [MISS]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [DAMAGE (R)] Shortbow [TYPE: piercing (1d6=5)] [d6 = 5]

[5] -> [to Bugbear (Reflective charcoal skirt)] [STATUS: Moderate]

[TURN] Bugbear (White moustache)

[TURN] Bugbear (White moustache)

BOB Marco that is a miss

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Why not send Craigh? He can climb the mast no problem, and swimming is just like that, just horizontal instead of vertical

BOB You cannot see any bugbears in the boat at teh stern

BOB you can only see them on the boat up front

Michael (Talwin): (.....How reliable is that teleport)

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): (2 shots, one hits, one miss. only rolled damage for the hit, also I don't see a boat up front

BOB you are on a lower deck, looking backwards and up to see Zayden, Youtargim etc.

BOB zoom out

Lisa (Howard Plum): we can't see any of the bugbears in the ship that is right next to us?

BOB it is 200 feet in front of you

BOB Indiog Zayden and Youtarim can

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: oooooooh. I don't think a shortbow has 200 ft range, does it?

BOB They are up on the upper deck

Lisa (Howard Plum): so howard can't either - sigh

BOB That is why I said to target, it will take all the range modifiers into account for extra long range, etc.

TMO (Craigh): shortbow has range measured in yards, so it probably can go 200', ~66 yards

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): okay, redo then

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [ATTACK (R)] Shortbow [THACO(17)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+4 = 22]

Attack [22] ->[ATTACK (R)] [at Bugbear (White moustache)] [Hit-AC: -5 vs. 5 ] [AC: -5 ] [Location: Shoulder, top] [HIT]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [ATTACK (R)] Shortbow [THACO(17)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+4 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (R)] [at Bugbear (White moustache)] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 5 ] [AC: 2 ] [Location: Shoulder, top] [HIT]

Bugbear (Reflective charcoal skirt)'s health adjusted by +5

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): gods, I hope you were aiming for the moustache

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [DAMAGE (R)] Shortbow [TYPE: piercing (1d6=5)] [d6 = 5]

[5] -> [to Bugbear (White moustache)] [STATUS: Moderate]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [DAMAGE (R)] Shortbow [TYPE: piercing (1d6=2)] [d6 = 2]

[2] -> [to Bugbear (White moustache)]

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): lol

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): That'll teach him to have a moustache

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): at 200 ft, I doubt I can see the mustache

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Idk, it's white. Might stand out.

Bugbear (White moustache) : [Translation] CURSE YOU ROTTEN ELF SCUM

<font color="#000000">CURSE YOU ROTTEN ELF SCUM

[understood by: ]

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): I mustache him about it

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol

Bugbear (White moustache) : [Translation] Grabbing at the arrows and YANKING them out

<font color="#000000">Grabbing at the arrows and YANKING them out

[understood by: ]

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Does Yout understand any of this? Pretty sure no one else does?

BOB You see him yelling and reaching up to RIP the arrows out of his shoulder

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Shoulders are pretty close to moustaches. Good aim.

BOB I decided we will go through the end of this round

Carissa (Thistle): language person is also back at dragon fen

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I'm sure it's just cursing at us but you know

BOB then we will pause and I will finish updating the Init

BOB adn re-roll them

[TURN] Thistle - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 6]]

Thistle: [SKILL] Hide In Shadows [PERCENT:Hide In Shadows] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 40) [SUCCESS by 36] [d100-1 = 4]

[TURN] Raelynn - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 6]]

Carissa (Thistle): (hiding and waiting for the other boat to draw closer)

Lisa (Howard Plum): Rae?

Michael (Talwin): (come back to?)

BOB She was measuring

Michael (Talwin): (sorry, thought it was a kick)

Carissa (Thistle): (still too far for the spell I was going to use so contemplating)

TMO (Craigh): navel-gazing!

Carissa (Thistle): oops which image was it? accidentally closed it

BOB Hah to TMO

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): AND naval-gazing!

TMO (Craigh): knarr - the buttercup

BOB We knew what he meant Lemon, grins

Carissa (Thistle): ty

TMO (Craigh): no, actually I hadn't come up with that pun. Credit to Lemon for it!

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Yeah, but... we're also on the water

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Thank you!

Carissa (Thistle): OH! I know what spell I'm looking for, sorry one sec

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I was like, oh no, I didn't get the joke. But I did! Everything is fine!

BOB I will give you half credit TMO I thought you meant it and mispelled it

Shislif (Zayden): refill brb

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

BOB and Lorie what are you trying to draw?

TMO (Craigh): 'frayed knot. twas merest coincidence

Carissa (Thistle): why y'all gotta be so far away???

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Yeah, I defintely don't need full credit, I never would have thought of it if TMO hadn't said it lol. Puns are not my thing. Pretty ok at spelling jokes though

BOB when I go to "draw" I always use the Pointers becasue it has the automatic Cone, Circle, Square, etc.

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Sometimes they coincide

Lorie (Licornah): (Wyveryn Watch - look, I'm not an artist, I'm a linguist LOL)

Michael (Talwin): (I can't spell sh**, you are much better than me)

BOB grins, yeap

Carissa (Thistle): (WAIT ft are not yards!)

BOB Keep with the day job Lorie,

Carissa (Thistle): (sorry guys my brain today, I'm getting there)

Lorie (Licornah): (I speak 5 languages, I don't have to draw, I help people in Medicaid...don't have to draw LOL)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Well I can tell you right now that whatever word you were going for, you definitely don't spell it with two asterisks

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): ;)

BOB Circle like that Lorie?

Michael (Talwin): lol

TMO (Craigh): lol

Lorie (Licornah): (yes, that works)

Carissa (Thistle): okay yes I CAN cast my original spell

BOB 10 foot diameter?

Lorie (Licornah): (radius, but yup)

Lorie (Licornah): (out 30 yards from me, as close to that group as possible)

Raelynn: [CAST] Straighten Wood

Raelynn: [SAVE VS] Straighten Wood

Carissa (Thistle): (on the ship coming towards us to cause a leak and maybe slow it down)

BOB ok yes that is a 20 foot across circle for you there on the top of the staris

[TURN] Bugbear First Mate (Tattooed left shoulder)

[TURN] Bugbear First Mate (Tattooed left shoulder)

: Straighten Wood

Lorie (Licornah): (Dance of the Unicorns will act as a teleport without error spell for anyone interested)

GM: [d20 = 14]

Carissa (Thistle): literally says in description it cause a boat ro spring a leak

Carissa (Thistle): (a boat OR ship)

Michael (Talwin): (Still thinking about that Lorie. Does that take up a full round?)

Carissa (Thistle): (um, apparently about a 8 foot hole in the ship)

Michael (Talwin): (Or can still attack after "Warp")

Carissa (Thistle): (which should be substanial)

Lisa (Howard Plum): lol Carissa

Michael (Talwin): (or is that the one that would cause a leak. If so, then I'm out :) )

Carissa (Thistle): (lol that is the one with a leak)

Carissa (Thistle): (or giant hole)

Michael (Talwin): Ah shoot

Michael (Talwin): (NM)

Carissa (Thistle): (Talwin can swim, right? ;) )

Michael (Talwin): (Talwin can, but the boat was expensive LOL)

Carissa (Thistle): lmao

BOB OK so there is not actually a save for this boat against that spell by Rae

Carissa (Thistle): nope :)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): boats can't cast, duh

Lorie (Licornah): (pretty much instant cast, stays open for six minutes - allowing me to teleport 250 pounds per minute) - similar to a blink / teleport without error spell) - gien ability so once a day

Carissa (Thistle): (unless you got wood glue and extra planks?)

Michael (Talwin): (Oh my god. If yes, then I'll teleport back ship (where I choose if Possible, if not, then No))

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Lol, yeah at least wait and see what happens with the 8ft hole before you teleport over there

Lorie (Licornah): (will be next round, casting Wyvern Watch this round to slow them down )

BOB So the ship up front suddenly LURCHES after Rae casts her spell on it

Carissa (Thistle): (the one port side)

Shislif (Zayden): lurches?

Carissa (Thistle): (farther away where I had my arrow pointing)

Bugbear First Mate (Tattooed left shoulder) : [Translation] SNARLS now we will make you pay

<font color="#000000">SNARLS now we will make you pay

[understood by: ]

Climbs up onto the railing of the knarr

[TURN] Bugbear 2

[TURN] Bugbear 2

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I thought I had some kind of watery fist spell. Is that one that didn't come over from Klooge? I want it.

Carissa (Thistle): (error Mr. Robinson)

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): holy errors batman

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I've been wanting to use that since the first time I saw it, and now I finally have a chance, and it's not even on my sheet :(

Shislif (Zayden): error

Carissa (Thistle): (you can load the right book and drag to your sheet)

Bixi Fizzlebang: I have no idea what the book would be

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): ooc

Carissa (Thistle): (yeah maybe save for next time?)

BOB Can check that for you in a moment Lemon

[TURN] Talwin - [Giant-kin, 2-handed sword; DMGX:2 | Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 6]]

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): no worries. By the time I get around to it they'll probably all be dead or sinking anyway

Michael (Talwin): (Are those the buffs?)

Michael (Talwin): (Automatically applied?)

BOB Yes to Michael

Lorie (Licornah): (more errors...)

BOB Bixi did a Bless on Talwin

Michael (Talwin): (Is the final move acceptable there bob?)

BOB Thank you Lorie, it is definately something with Talwin then,

Michael (Talwin): fudge....

BOB I will deal with it later Michael

Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Two-handed Sword [THACO(13)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+3 = 14]

Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bugbear 12] [Hit-AC: -1 vs. 5 ] [AC: -1 ] [Location: Shoulder, top] [HIT]

Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Two-handed Sword [TYPE: slashing, large (3d6+3=12)] [3d6+3 = 12]

[12] -> [to Bugbear 12] [STATUS: Critical]

[TURN] Licornah - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 6]]

BOB So if Licornah casts that on the top of the stairs in the circle then no one can get up there

Michael (Talwin): Wait what?

Lisa (Howard Plum): can Indigo move?

BOB and for Lisa Yes Howard cannot see the boat that is boarding, he can see the far one that Rae cast on

Michael (Talwin): Talwin is still okay, just can't get back down right?

BOB Indigo already went this round

Lisa (Howard Plum): and howard can't move or he'll get zapped correct?

BOB brb

Lisa (Howard Plum): I know but some day this year it will be Indigo's turn again

Licornah: (From the spell - Any creature entering the guarded area must roll a successful saving throw vs. spell or stand paralyzed for one round per level of the caster, until freed by the spellcaster, by a dispel magic spell, or by a remove paralysis spell. A successful saving throw indicates that the subject creature was missed by the attack of the wyvernform, and the spell remains in place.)

BOB b

Michael (Talwin): (I think you are out of blast zone Lisa)

Carissa (Thistle): the spell specifically said intruders in there, I believe

Michael (Talwin): I zoomed in super close

Michael (Talwin): Also yess

BOB If the spell goes off there in that circle, then Indigo, Zayden, Youtarim and Talwin are up on the upper deck

Shislif (Zayden): cool

BOB the rest of the group will be on the lower deck

Carissa (Thistle): if it'll paralyze our own people, probably not a good plan

BOB the wyvern watch will be inbetween

Lisa (Howard Plum): just means the combat is with the guys on the upper deck

BOB and yes it goes off on anyone who enters, cannot program it for friendly versus hostile

Lisa (Howard Plum): lower deck can kick back and watch the ship sink :)

BOB grins

BOB On Howard's turn he can move towards the bow

BOB will not trigger it

Lisa (Howard Plum): waiting breathlessly

BOB So you are good with that placement Lorie?

Lorie (Licornah): (requests for alterations to the location?)

Carissa (Thistle): So our fighters are all down there?

Talwin: YES

Michael (Talwin): YES

BOB Up there Carissa but yes

Michael (Talwin): :D

Carissa (Thistle): can you place on their boat instead?

Lisa (Howard Plum): no separating the decks is good

BOB Not on the close boat but on the one that is sinking maybe

Carissa (Thistle): it's a very long-lived spell

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): But then no one can go up or down without risking paralysis?

BOB Rane is the issue

BOB range

Michael (Talwin): (have to make a save)

Lisa (Howard Plum): dispel will get rid of it

Michael (Talwin): (theoretically you might make it, but Talwin sucks with Magic rolls)

Carissa (Thistle): I mean I'm hoping that boat sinks before it gets here, but we don't know yet

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Lol, well Bixi is just going to sit back and watch the world burn then

Carissa (Thistle): Which leaves upper deck of less fighters with more bugbears if it arrives

Lisa (Howard Plum): Howard is on the other side not to fear!

Lisa (Howard Plum): LOL

Carissa (Thistle): LOL

Carissa (Thistle): I'm just not a huge fan of magically splitting the party :)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Unless I do have a watery fist, in which case I will try to punch any pirates I can

Lisa (Howard Plum): makes it interesting. it's all good

BOB Ok

BOB so Licornah casts

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Will the bugbears know it's there? Will we?

BOB hits next

Lisa (Howard Plum): Akilah and Craigh and Thistle etc

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): no watery fist, just watery grave :P

Michael (Talwin): TMO question. The bugbear I hit says critical, but his status on the combat tracker says healthy. Is this on my end?

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): lol

Lisa (Howard Plum): hope Licornah calls it

TMO (Craigh): did you do a critical hit? it might not have done enough damage to drop it out of healthy, I suppose

Lisa (Howard Plum): no critically wounded it

Lisa (Howard Plum): sometimes the health on CT doesn't update

Lisa (Howard Plum): it will when you kill it

Michael (Talwin): (TY. Just making sure)

TMO (Craigh): I pened Bugbear 12on the tracker and it threw the error, so maybe it just can't update it?

BOB Lorie?

[TURN] Bugbear 4

[TURN] Bugbear 4

Lorie (Licornah): (Yes... (

Wyvern Watch

Licornah: [CAST] Wyvern Watch

Licornah: [SAVE VS] Wyvern Watch

Lisa (Howard Plum): and announcing please so we know IC

Lorie (Licornah): (yes yes )

[TURN] Bugbear (Too narrow shorts)

[TURN] Bugbear (Too narrow shorts)

Lisa (Howard Plum): thx :)

User has gone AFK. (LordBiBo)

Lisa (Howard Plum): this is getting fun

Bugbear (Too narrow shorts): [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(16)] [WvA: piercing v Studded Leather (-1)] [d20-1 = 9]

Attack [9] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 10 ] [AC: 7 ] [Location: Head, side] [HIT]

Bugbear (Too narrow shorts): [DAMAGE (M)] Spear [TYPE: piercing (1d6=3)] [d6 = 3]

[3] -> [to Talwin] [STATUS: Light]

[TURN] Bugbear (Sickened saunter)

[TURN] Bugbear (Sickened saunter)

Bugbear (Sickened saunter): [ATTACK (R)] Spear [THACO(16)] [WvA: piercing v Leather Armor (+2)] [d20+2 = 21]

Attack [21] ->[ATTACK (R)] [at Indigo] [Hit-AC: -5 vs. 10 ] [AC: -5 ] [Location: Shoulder, top] [HIT]

Lisa (Howard Plum): he high jumped over 3 bugbears?

Bugbear (Sickened saunter): [DAMAGE (R)] Spear [TYPE: piercing (1d6=2)] [d6 = 2]

[2] -> [to Indigo] [STATUS: Light]

[TURN] Howard Plum - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 6]]

BOB swarming up the full stern now

Michael (Talwin): (I mean swarming yeah, but even I was taken aback. Do one of them roll for a stumble?)

Howard Plum: seeing how he cannot get to the upper deck, he runs up to the bow to be prepared for the other ship

BOB Found the spell outside of FG for you Lemon

BOB Now looking for which book it came from

[TURN] Bugbear 5

[TURN] Bugbear 5

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): thank you :)

Bugbear 5: [ATTACK (R)] Spear [THACO(16)] [WvA: piercing v Studded Leather (-1)] [d20-1 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (R)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 10 ] [AC: 5 ] [Location: Shoulder, side] [HIT]

Bugbear 5: [DAMAGE (R)] Spear [TYPE: piercing (1d6=1)] [d6 = 1]

[1] -> [to Talwin]

Bugbear 5: Hanging off of the shoulder of his pirate buddies, leans up and STABS Talwin

TMO (Craigh): going to move Craigh to where he was posing for the pirates, it's not his action or anything this turn

[TURN] Youtargim - [Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 6]]

Youtargim: (Yelling) GOING HARD TO STARBOARD

Michael (Talwin): I must say, I'm suprised they are so well coordinated to do that

Lisa (Indigo): yes knock em off!

Youtargim: Heaves the wheel to try and shake off the boarders

TMO (Craigh): bugbears are actually pretty good combatants, wily and clever

TMO (Craigh): hobgoblins are mroe martial and structured

Thistle: HOLD TIGHT TO SOMETHING!

Thistle: HOLD TIGHT TO SOMETHING!

BOB Next round will need Dex checks to stay on your feet on the knarr

[TURN] Craigh - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 6]]

Shislif (Zayden): holds tight!

Zayden holds tight

Lisa (Indigo): was just going to ask :)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Great, thanks Yout.

Lorie (Licornah): (who gave BOB an NPC anyway???) :: laughs ::

Lorie (Licornah): (the GM can kill us with his NPC)

[ROUND 5]

Indigo: [CHECK] Dexterity [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20-1 = 15]

BOB So we pause for a moment here

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I mean, he did go running down a hall in a giant fortress attracting ALL THE EFFING BUGBEARS TO US... in case anyone forgot.

Zayden: [CHECK] Dexterity [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20-1 = 8]

Shislif (Zayden): was that correct?

BOB Did you want me to fix the bugbears first?

Indigo: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing (1d6+4=7)] [d6+4 = 7]

[7] -> [to Bugbear (Sickened saunter)] [STATUS: Moderate]

Carissa (Thistle): Yeah was going to point out our luck with Yout and Bugbears

Carissa (Thistle): yes please

Lisa (Indigo): soory

Licornah: (going AFK a few)

Shislif (Zayden): my bad

User has gone AFK. (Lorie)

Indigo: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(13)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+5 = 23]

Attack [23] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bugbear (Sickened saunter)] [Hit-AC: -10 vs. 5 ] [AC: -10 ] [Location: Chest] [HIT]

Lisa (Indigo): above dmg can go to that hit?

BOB yes

Indigo: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(13)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+5 = 20]

Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bugbear (Sickened saunter)] [Hit-AC: -7 vs. 5 ] [AC: -7 ] [Location: Shoulder, side] [HIT]

Indigo: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing (1d6+4=9)] [d6+4 = 9]

[9] -> [to Bugbear (Sickened saunter)] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 1] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

BOB Ok so now I will update the bugbears and then reroll Init

Lisa (Indigo): that too care of that

TMO (Craigh): I guess my turn got skipped? was I afk for it? sorry.

Shislif (Zayden): silly out of date bugbears, get with the times

TMO (Craigh): wife needed to talk. :)

Lisa (Indigo): think Bob got your move confused with your move and you maybe wasn't there to say something

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I saw him say something!

TMO (Craigh): anyways, plan was to just move back from the railing now that it's actual combat

Carissa (Thistle): yes

TMO (Craigh): craigh has no desire to go overboard

Lisa (Indigo): he should give you your action back

Lisa (Indigo): so if you fail your dex check you will just fall into the hold :)

BOB Ok so done with all of the Bugbears

BOB now Criagh did move at the end of last round

BOB was there something else you wanted to do?

Lisa (Indigo): that was his pre-move move

Shislif (Zayden): gotta pre-move before a move

Lisa (Indigo): damn straight

BOB chuckles

BOB ok

Shislif (Zayden): facts

Shislif (Zayden): :)

BOB so TMO you do you

Lisa (Indigo): howard's move was not accepted?

BOB SOrry did not see it

Lisa (Indigo): thx

Lisa (Indigo): looks like tmo is afk again?

Bugbear 5

Bugbear 5

Carissa (Thistle): there he is

TMO (Craigh): of course I was

TMO (Craigh): sorry to be a pain

BOB not at all

BOB we are doing well

TMO (Craigh): I can't mark turn complete

Bugbear (Reflective charcoal skirt): [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+26 = 33]

Bugbear (Noticeable spiny): [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+26 = 36]

Bugbear First Mate: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+26 = 28]

Bugbear Captain: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+26 = 28]

Bugbear Captain (Soft skirt): [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+26 = 33]

Lisa (Indigo): we're in the next round is why

TMO (Craigh): i was actually still afk from the first time, I'd just come back briefly because I realized it was going to be my turn. ;) then I went back to afking

Bugbear 3: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+26 = 32]

Bugbear (Forthright guilt-ridden legwork): [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+26 = 34]

Bugbear2: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+26 = 31]

TMO (Craigh): brb, will actually *set* the afk flag this time

Bugbear2: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+26 = 31]

User has gone AFK. (TMO)

Bugbear (White moustache): [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+26 = 30]

Lisa (Indigo): think Bob needs to reactivate whose turn it is

Bugbear First Mate (Tattooed left shoulder): [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+26 = 32]

Bugbear 12: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+26 = 32]

Bugbear 4: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+26 = 34]

Bugbear (Too narrow shorts): [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+26 = 28]

Carissa (Thistle): either that or there is a hidden kracken not on CT

Bugbear 5: [INIT][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+26 = 35]

Carissa (Thistle): oh still working on bugbear order

[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4 | Punching; BSTR: 0]

Lisa (Indigo): that would make things very interesting!

Carissa (Thistle): LOL

User is back. (LordBiBo)

Carissa (Thistle): I'm starting to wonder if that word means what you tihnk it means ;)

Lisa (Indigo): LOL

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): sorry, what did we decide on watery fist? I got distracted

BOB I did not find which book yet

BOB was working on bugbears

Michael (Talwin): (Screams in internal agony)

BOB Checking now

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Do I need to roll dex before I can do anything?

Lisa (Indigo): range on that is 60 yds so unless something is in range not sure it would be useful

Lisa (Indigo): I feel your pain Michael

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ah, probably not

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): hmm

Michael (Talwin): LOL

Lisa (Indigo): Bob said he would fix Init and I killed my bugbear anyway

Talwin: (Yes to the Dex Checks, Yout had to take evasive manuevers)

Lisa (Indigo): no need to fix that init! :P

Michael (Talwin): (Yes to the Dex Checks, Yout had to take evasive manuevers)

Bixi Fizzlebang: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 11) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 5]

Michael (Talwin): (on the plus side, the bug bears probably do too)

Lisa (Indigo): yes

BOB Found the book, it is in the 2.5 books that will not be added to FG

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I guess I will just get closer for now? If I get up next to Akilah, can I try to sling a stone at something up top or no?

BOB So we have to do that on our own but I have all the details here

Lisa (Indigo): Howard and Thistle can save any non swimmers that fall over in the front

Lisa (Indigo): it's going to be fine

Michael (Talwin): So can Talwin after a few more tunrs

Michael (Talwin): (Also, isn't our protocol that we tied ourselves to the ship in a combat encounter?)

Michael (Talwin): (We decided that last session I thought)

[TURN] Knotty, Boar

[TURN] Knotty, Boar

Lisa (Indigo): I wasn't there and would tie myself to anything

BOB so Bixi can cast that if you want, up to 60 yards away

Lisa (Indigo): want to be free and loose for killing things

Michael (Talwin): ah, gotcha ok

Lisa (Indigo): :D

Michael (Talwin): Welp, I feel dumb. LOL. I'll need to untie myself I think.

Lisa (Indigo): how long is your rope? that puts you on a leash

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): 60 yards is too far from where I was before, yes?

Michael (Talwin): (35 feet?)

Michael (Talwin): (I'd actually have to pull up the last session, and that is way to much for me right now)

Lisa (Indigo): you can't get to the front of the ship with that distance

Lisa (Indigo): you can swim you don't need a leash - promise!

BOB Not too far to the other ship

Michael (Talwin): (Eh, action to snip the cord if necessary)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Meh, that other ship is going down. If not, there's something wrong with our GM.

BOB and no to Michael, you are not tied to anything

Bixi Fizzlebang: Bixi Fizzlebang tried to end their turn when it wasn't their turn.

Michael (Talwin): Oh sweet! (Then we are good Lisa! Yahtzee

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I'm good for now, just moving

Carissa (Thistle): (watery fists lasts formultiple rounds)

Carissa (Thistle): (and can be moved around in water)

Lisa (Indigo): so can't work on bugbears on a ship

[TURN] Zayden - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 6]]

Carissa (Thistle): (it can reach up to them, yes)

Carissa (Thistle): (if I remember correctly)

Lisa (Indigo): ok zayden stab somebody!

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Can I punch a hole in the ship with it?

BOB You can always try those things Lemon

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): I need to look it up for next round lol

Lisa (Indigo): you already made your dex check so you're good

[TURN] Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal - [Gauntlets of Ogre Power; BSTR: 18; BPSTR: 100 | Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 6]]

BOB We will come back to him

BOB Marco

Lisa (Indigo): it's the line of sight on the upper deck that can be an issue - why Howard couldn't do anything

BOB Yes

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): can I see the rear bugbears yet?

BOB You cannot

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Can I climb onto a crate before I end my turn? Get in that line of sight? lol

BOB Bixi can get onto a crate, will not help with seeing the bugbears in the stern but can help with the ones to the bow

User is back. (TMO)

BOB It will make Dex checks harder

Lisa (Indigo): is that distance to the bow ship correct?

BOB Anything from Akilah?

BOB and Zayden gets to go we skipped him

BOB and yes to Lisa

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): I'm trying to roll against mustache, but it won't let me

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [ATTACK (R)] Shortbow [THACO(17)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+4 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (R)] [at Bugbear2] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 5 ] [AC: 1 ] [Location: Arm, upper outer] [HIT]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [ATTACK (R)] Shortbow [THACO(17)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+4 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (R)] [at Bugbear2] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 5 ] [AC: 1 ] [Location: Shoulder, side] [HIT]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [DAMAGE (R)] Shortbow [TYPE: piercing (1d6=4)] [d6 = 4]

[4] -> [to Bugbear2] [STATUS: Moderate]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [DAMAGE (R)] Shortbow [TYPE: piercing (1d6=4)] [d6 = 4]

[4] -> [to Bugbear2] [STATUS: Heavy]

[TURN] Thistle - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 6]]

BOB Sharif?

Shislif (Zayden): hi sorry

Shislif (Zayden): my turn?

Thistle: [CHECK] Dexterity [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20-1 = 12]

BOB Zayden gets an attack

Shislif (Zayden): dexterity check?

Lisa (Howard Plum): yup

Lisa (Howard Plum): you did that already

BOB the bugbears there boarding your ship

Zayden: [CHECK] Dexterity [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20-1 = 12]

Shislif (Zayden): i move there

BOB You can move up to attack them

Shislif (Zayden): ok

BOB He can attack one

Zayden: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

Zayden: [ATTACK (R)] Dagger [THACO(17)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (R)] [at Bugbear 5] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 5 ] [AC: 2 ] [Location: Arm, upper outer] [HIT]

Shislif (Zayden): was that correct?

BOB Yes

BOB The reason it says out of Ammo is you picked the throwing instead of stabbing but it is a hit

BOB roll damage

Shislif (Zayden): oh sorry meant to stab

Lisa (Howard Plum): dmg

Zayden: [DAMAGE (R)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (1d4=1)] [d4 = 1]

BOB need to roll it onto the token

Shislif (Zayden): oh sorry

Zayden: [DAMAGE (M)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (1d4=2)] [d4 = 2]

BOB chuckles

Shislif (Zayden): good?

BOB You did not get the token

Zayden: [DAMAGE (M)] Dagger [TYPE: piercing (1d4=1)] [d4 = 1]

[1] -> [to Bugbear 5] [STATUS: Light]

BOB There you go

BOB I did that

BOB and now Thistle is up

Shislif (Zayden): oh ok sorry

BOB and we are in order

Shislif (Zayden): oh dang it oh well

Carissa (Thistle): (holding)

[TURN] Raelynn - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 6]]

Shislif (Zayden): next?

BOB Michael you are ready to go after Re?

Talwin: born ready

Michael (Talwin): born ready

Shislif (Zayden): should i click next?

Carissa (Thistle): (no you're good)

Shislif (Zayden): cool

Carissa (Thistle): (can Rae see Talwin?)

BOB no

Carissa (Thistle): (Indigo?)

BOB no

Carissa (Thistle): ....anyone up front? lol

Lisa (Howard Plum): we're cool - don't worry about us

BOB up front in the bow yes, back in the stern? no only Youtargim's head

Lisa (Howard Plum): lol

Michael (Talwin): (Yeah, asap i'm turning the planks into blood soaked gore)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): No. The upper deck is basically another dimension. Completely separate from the rest of the ship.

Carissa (Thistle): (so just Yout)

Carissa (Thistle): (who isn't even fighting because he's steering...)

Carissa (Thistle): oh wait

Raelynn: [CHECK] Dexterity [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 6] [d20-1 = 18]

Carissa (Thistle): (welp guess she's not casting anyways)

Michael (Talwin): please dear god let me make my dex check

Michael (Talwin): (setting back a round would suck)

Lisa (Howard Plum): if you fail Michael just fall forward into the bugbears :)

BOB and only Howard and Craigh saw that from Rae

Talwin: A worthy strategy

[TURN] Talwin - [Giant-kin, 2-handed sword; DMGX:2 | Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 6]]

Michael (Talwin): A worthy strategy

Talwin: [CHECK] Dexterity [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 13] [d20-1 = 1]

Carissa (Thistle): that she tripped and fell and landed on her butt?

Michael (Talwin): Thank God

Raelynn: Owwww

TMO (Craigh): did she actually fall overboard, or just off her feet?

BOB Just off her feet

Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [THACO(13)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+3 = 18]

Attack [18] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bugbear 5] [Hit-AC: -5 vs. 5 ] [AC: -5 ] [Location: Finger(s)] [HIT]

TMO (Craigh): phew

Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [THACO(13)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+3 = 13]

Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bugbear 12] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 5 ] [AC: 0 ] [Location: Shoulder, top] [HIT]

Carissa (Raelynn): she's in the middle for a reason, lol

Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [x2] [TYPE: S, L (3d6+6=16)] [3b6+6 = 16]

[16] -> [to Bugbear 5] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 2] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Carissa (Raelynn): better be just her feet

Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [x2] [TYPE: S, L (3d6+6=40)] [3b6+6 = 40]

[40] -> [to Bugbear 12] [INSTANT DEATH] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Talwin: Yay!

[TURN] Licornah - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 6]]

Lisa (Howard Plum): sweet

Zayden: Huzzah!

Licornah: [CHECK] Dexterity [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 11) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20-1 = 2]

Talwin: Covered in Gore

Talwin: Screems in primal rage at the remaining bugbears on the ship

Licornah: I'm holding

[TURN] Howard Plum - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 6]]

Talwin: The sword egging him on

Carissa (Raelynn): let's hope they fail their dex checks

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: Yay!

Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): :)

Carissa (Raelynn): what? the evil sword is being evil??? :P

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: Hooray for gore and stuff!

TMO (Craigh): shock!

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: (Having trouble getting into character...)

Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): IN THEIR BLODD (and no worries)

Howard Plum: so for glitterdust he rolls cast or the effect on the individuals?

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: MUAHAHAHHAHA, AT LAST, WE HAVE FINALLY SLAIN SOME FIENDS WHO SEEK TO DESTROY US!

Lisa (Howard Plum): he should reach the first 3 in the ship

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: May their souls rot in hell!

Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): IT"S ALL WORTH IT IN THE END

Craigh: (LINK)

<a href="https://i.imgur.com/yL0BaMT.mp4">(LINK)</a>

Howard Plum: Howard Plum cast a spell NOT memorized.

BOB They get a save so drag the spell over them

Carissa (Raelynn): lol tmo

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: Plus we're saving your friends, so you can mark that down in your good-two-shoes diary that I know you keep when I'm not looking.

Howard Plum: [EFFECT] Blinded; ATK: -4; SAVE: -4; CHECK: -4; AC: -4 [ = 2]

Bugbear 3: [SAVE] vs. Spell [d20 = 20]

Save [20] [Target 16] -> [for Bugbear 3] [vs Howard Plum] [TARGET-SAVED]

BOB and if they fail then drag the effect

Carissa (Raelynn): booo

Bugbear2: [SAVE] vs. Spell [d20 = 11]

Save [11] [Target 16] -> [for Bugbear2] [vs Howard Plum] [TARGET-FAILED]

Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Pff. As if I could hide anything. You're in my head

Carissa (Raelynn): wooo!

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: I only hear everything because you WANT me to

Bugbear (White moustache): [SAVE] vs. Spell [d20 = 5]

Save [5] [Target 16] -> [for Bugbear (White moustache)] [vs Howard Plum] [TARGET-FAILED]

Carissa (Raelynn): woo!

Carissa (Raelynn): he's never getting that out of his moustache

BOB LOL Quote

Reven / Lipthink (giant sword) -> Talwin: Slice that moustache off that idiot's face. Only jerks spell it with an "ou"

Talwin -> Reven / Lipthink (giant sword): Yeah....I'll get to that...

Lisa (Howard Plum): so they should be blinded and covered in glitter

TMO (Craigh): error

Lisa (Howard Plum): 20 ft cube

Carissa (Raelynn): (FG did not like that)

Michael (Talwin): They are FABULOUS!

Shislif (Zayden): error

Carissa (Raelynn): .....

[TURN] Youtargim - [Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 6]]

BOB Chuckles

Lemon (Reven / Lipthink (giant sword)): Time for a rave!

Carissa (Raelynn): smoke creature....?

Carissa (Raelynn): welp time to call it night, yeah?

Bugbear (White GLITTER moustache): Because I changed it to this

Carissa (Raelynn): LOL

Howard Plum: [CHECK] Dexterity [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20-1 = 11]

TMO (Craigh): lol

Lisa (Howard Plum): oops

BOB and did you drag the Effect over onto those two as well Lisa?

BOB for the spell?

Lisa (Howard Plum): I drew a square covering the 3 I hit

Youtargim: You drag the Effect icon from the spell onto their token and it applies that to them

BOB the negatives, etc

Youtargim: (yelling) GOING HARD TO PORT BRACE FOR IMPACT I hope note

Lisa (Howard Plum): I thought I did I saw failed saves

BOB Ok that was you dragging the Spell? or the Effect?

Effect ['Glitterdust'] -> [to Bugbear 3] [by Howard Plum]

BOB No they do not have an effect on them

BOB there you go

Effect ['Glitterdust'] -> [to Bugbear2] [by Howard Plum]

Effect ['Glitterdust'] -> [to Bugbear (White GLITTER moustache)] [by Howard Plum]

Raelynn: mutters, "Maybe I'll just stay down here."

[TURN] Craigh - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 6]]

TMO (Craigh): is that round thing toward the front something Craigh can grab onto for support?

BOB yes

TMO (Craigh): that's what he'll do then

BOB make his Dex check

Craigh: [CHECK] Dexterity [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20-1 = 4]

Lisa (Indigo): yay

BOB I had someone take a picture of my liscence plate the other day

[TURN] Bugbear First Mate

[TURN] Bugbear First Mate

Zayden: must be a nice liscence plate!

BOB specialty plate: rolld20 with the frame that says "Did you make your save"

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): "Jesus saves and takes half damage"

Lisa (Indigo): nice

Lisa (Indigo): lol

TMO (Craigh): I have a bumper sticker (not on my car) that says "Carpe DM - Sieze the Dungeon Master"

BOB NICE

Lisa (Indigo): lol

BOB OK so the front boat is moving closer but not quite there yet, it is taking on water, listing to the side now, and they lost two of their crew to the glitter dust they are collapsed on the stern

Carissa (Raelynn): lol

[TURN] Bugbear Captain

[TURN] Bugbear Captain

Michael (Talwin): (Slips on teh blood of his two dead pirates)

Lisa (Indigo): lol

Bugbear Captain: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(15)] [WvA: piercing v Studded Leather (-1)] [d20-1 = 10]

Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (R)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 5 vs. 10 ] [AC: 5 ] [Location: Side, lower] [HIT]

BOB Talwin needs to make a Strength check

Michael (Talwin): Sigh

BOB He is trying to throw you over the railing

Lisa (Indigo): arm wrestling time!

Michael (Talwin): Bob, this seems like a ton of stuff for a bugbear

Talwin: [CHECK] Strength [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 18) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20-1 = 12]

Carissa (Raelynn): lol lisa

Michael (Talwin): Thank god

Bugbear Captain: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 9] [d20 = 19]

Bugbear Captain: GRABS onto Talwin

Bugbear Captain : [Translation] Live with the fish

<font color="#000000">Live with the fish

[understood by: ]

Zayden: oh my

Bugbear Captain: HEAVES

Michael (Talwin): Bob give me abreak. I made the save, he failed his, didn't stumble over his dead guys, and jumped onto our ship

Michael (Talwin): Seriously

Lisa (Indigo): just wait

BOB and he slips and falls to the deck

Lisa (Indigo): see

Carissa (Raelynn): (kick his head in!!)

Michael (Talwin): Sigh. I guess I should apologize. Figured I was overboard anyways

[TURN] Bugbear (Too narrow shorts)

[TURN] Bugbear (Too narrow shorts)

Michael (Talwin): My bad, I was wrong, bob was gentle

Michael (Talwin): I owe him a drink or something

Lisa (Indigo): he just likes to build the suspense

Bugbear (Too narrow shorts): [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(16)] [WvA: piercing v Leather Armor (+2)] [d20+2 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (R)] [at Zayden] [Hit-AC: 11 vs. 10 ] [AC: 11 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Bugbear (White GLITTER moustache) - [Glitterdust; [D: 10]]

[TURN] Bugbear (White GLITTER moustache)

[TURN] Bugbear2 - [Glitterdust; [D: 10]]

[TURN] Bugbear2

Carissa (Raelynn): hope you mean Bob not the Bugbear

[TURN] Bugbear2

[TURN] Bugbear2

[TURN] Bugbear First Mate (Tattooed left shoulder)

[TURN] Bugbear First Mate (Tattooed left shoulder)

Carissa (Raelynn): Because I don't wanna give our rum to the bugbear

Michael (Talwin): Well he succeeded, I was deeply holding my breath in panic

Lisa (Indigo): lol Carissa

Bugbear First Mate (Tattooed left shoulder): [ATTACK (M)] Battle Axe [THACO(14)] [WvA: slashing v Studded Leather (-2)] [d20-1 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: -1 vs. 10 ] [AC: -1 ] [Location: Shoulder, side] [HIT]

Bugbear First Mate (Tattooed left shoulder): [DAMAGE (M)] Battle axe +1 [TYPE: slashing, magic (1d8+1=5)] [d8+1 = 5]

[5] -> [to Talwin]

[TURN] Bugbear 3

[TURN] Bugbear 3

[TURN] Bugbear Captain (Soft skirt)

[TURN] Bugbear Captain (Soft skirt)

[TURN] Bugbear (Reflective charcoal skirt)

[TURN] Bugbear (Reflective charcoal skirt)

[TURN] Bugbear 4

[TURN] Bugbear 4

Bugbear 4: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(16)] [WvA: piercing v Leather Armor (+2)] [d20+2 = 21]

Attack [21] ->[ATTACK (R)] [at Zayden] [Hit-AC: -5 vs. 10 ] [AC: -5 ] [Location: Shoulder, top] [HIT]

Bugbear 4: [DAMAGE (R)] Spear [TYPE: piercing (1d6=6)] [d6 = 6]

[6] -> [to Zayden] [STATUS: Moderate]

[TURN] Bugbear (Forthright guilt-ridden legwork)

[TURN] Bugbear (Forthright guilt-ridden legwork)

[TURN] Bugbear (Noticeable spiny)

[TURN] Bugbear (Noticeable spiny)

Zayden: hey ouch!

[ROUND 6]

[TURN] Indigo - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 6]]

Indigo: [CHECK] Dexterity [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20-1 = 16]

Carissa (Raelynn): (did not like that)

Indigo: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(13)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+5 = 14]

Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bugbear (Too narrow shorts)] [Hit-AC: -1 vs. 5 ] [AC: -1 ] [Location: Head, top] [HIT]

Indigo: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing (1d6+4=5)] [d6+4 = 5]

[5] -> [to Bugbear (Too narrow shorts)] [STATUS: Moderate]

Indigo: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(13)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+5 = 13]

Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bugbear (Too narrow shorts)] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 5 ] [AC: 0 ] [Location: Arm, upper outer] [HIT]

Indigo: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing (1d6+4=7)] [d6+4 = 7]

[7] -> [to Bugbear (Too narrow shorts)] [STATUS: Critical]

BOB I accidently copied and pasted Indigo's token Carissa

Indigo: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [THACO(13)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+5 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bugbear (Too narrow shorts)] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 5 ] [AC: 2 ] [Location: Thigh] [HIT]

Indigo: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing (1d6+4=7)] [d6+4 = 7]

[7] -> [to Bugbear (Too narrow shorts)] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 4] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Carissa (Raelynn): (no wonder it did not like that :) )

[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4 | Punching; BSTR: 0]

Lisa (Indigo): yeah that was weird but I ignored it

Carissa (Raelynn): because there can only be one Indigo

Carissa (Raelynn): although I have a guess we might end up with two...

Lisa (Indigo): yup :)

Lemon (Reven / Lipthink (giant sword)): Ok, so I want to do the watery fist on the side of the boat here, and then try to crash it into the boat behind us I guess, since that's closest. And I can't see enough to aim any more detailed than that, I'm guessing?

Lisa (Indigo): hmmm

BOB No to Lemon

Carissa (Raelynn): (we may or may not find out tomorrow...)

BOB you can use watery fist on the boat coming towards you from the front

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Ok, then that I guess

BOB Ok

BOB roll a d10

Lisa (Indigo): we're really good back here - not to worry about the upper deck peoples

Carissa (Raelynn): as long as Zayden doesn't get hurt too bad, yeah, kicking ass there

BOB This is where I wish the update had come in for us, there are now Vessels, Ships, etc. so you can place tokens in them in the combat tracker, etc. and give them HP and AC etc

Lisa (Indigo): he can back up if he wants

Shislif (Zayden): Zay will be ok

Carissa (Raelynn): so let's try to prevent more bugbears from the other boat

BOB Lemon can roll a d10

Bixi Fizzlebang: [d10 = 10]

BOB PUNCH

Zayden: Yea Bixi!

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): ooh

Carissa (Raelynn): ooooh!

BOB gashes a hole into the side of the boat through the warped wood

BOB click next

[TURN] Knotty, Boar

[TURN] Knotty, Boar

[TURN] Zayden - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 5]]

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): DOUBLE SINKING BOAT

Lisa (Indigo): very nice

BOB So you have three bugbears there in front of Zayden

BOB with two more trying to get up

BOB sorry 1 more

Lisa (Howard Plum): there's only 4 total

TMO (Craigh): poke 'em in the eye!

BOB By the way I do have a new extension where I can right click on your icon up above and make a bell ring

BOB IF you have your sound on

BOB Did you hear that Lisa?

BOB Lemon?

Lisa (Howard Plum): yes

Michael (Talwin): I did not

Michael (Talwin): Sorry

Michael (Talwin): I did hear that

Michael (Talwin): Thank you

BOB It is only per character/player

Lisa (Howard Plum): it helps to have the CT up or at least to know who you follow so when Zayden sees Bixi going he knows he's next etc

BOB You can also go to Options and change settings for things

Michael (Talwin): like a ...bringgggg

Michael (Talwin): just heard it

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): yes

Michael (Talwin): perfect

Lisa (Howard Plum): so we don't have these big combat lags

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): same noise as when it's my turn

Shislif (Zayden): Hi sorry went afk for sec there

BOB Zayden is up with three Bugbears in his face

Shislif (Zayden): Should I run away or fight them?

Lisa (Howard Plum): your choice - you are moderately wounded

Lisa (Howard Plum): wait until you are heavily wounded?

BOB It is only you, Indigo and Talwin to fight the four of them

Lisa (Howard Plum): :)

Shislif (Zayden): Ok

BOB If you let them get to Youtargim you will lose the only person who knows how to sail the ship

Shislif (Zayden): oh man they're all healthy too

BOB You all still have Bless on you

Shislif (Zayden): I'll attack the first mate then

Lisa (Howard Plum): hopefully that last one will stay in his ship so it isn't completely unbeared

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): that's okay, we can just do what the raft people did and wait for our ship to get to our destination with no one doing anything

BOB Boat not Ship

BOB grins

Zayden: [ATTACK (M)] Dagger [THACO(17)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 3]

Attack [3] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bugbear First Mate] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 3 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

Shislif (Zayden): correct?

BOB Yes to Sharif, that is correct but a miss

Lisa (Howard Plum): lol thought I'd give it the benefit of the doubt

Shislif (Zayden): dang it it was so low!

BOB click next

[TURN] Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal - [Gauntlets of Ogre Power; BSTR: 18; BPSTR: 100 | Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 5]]

BOB Akilha can go for the ones in the boat at your bow

Lisa (Howard Plum): hit the ones at the bow with the bow

Carissa (Raelynn): lol

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [ATTACK (R)] Shortbow [THACO(17)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+4 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (R)] [at Bugbear2] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 5 ] [AC: 0 ] [Location: Head, top] [HIT]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [ATTACK (R)] Shortbow [THACO(17)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+4 = 14]

Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (R)] [at Bugbear2] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 5 ] [AC: 3 ] [Location: Head, side] [HIT]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [DAMAGE (R)] Shortbow [TYPE: piercing (1d6=3)] [d6 = 3]

[3] -> [to Bugbear2] [STATUS: Light]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [DAMAGE (R)] Shortbow [TYPE: piercing (1d6=5)] [d6 = 5]

[5] -> [to Bugbear2] [STATUS: Heavy]

[TURN] Thistle - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 5]]

Lisa (Howard Plum): nice

Carissa (Raelynn): still holding...?

BOB Very effective to have someone with a missle weapon, grins

Thistle: [CHECK] Dexterity [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20-1 = 7]

[TURN] Raelynn - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 5]]

Raelynn: [CHECK] Dexterity [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20-1 = 4]

BOB and yes Marco forgot to make your Dex check

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): I've never made a character who didn't have both a melee and ranged option :P

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [CHECK] Dexterity [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 20) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20-1 = 12]

BOB What is Rae up to this round?

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): Dex check? elves don't need not stinkin dex check

BOB LOL

Raelynn: (was looking, but actually, is she taking this round to stand up after falling last round

Carissa (Raelynn): ?)

BOB Akilah missed seeing Rae last round

BOB She can stand up

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): okay, THIS elf don't need no stinking dex check :P

Carissa (Raelynn): (I mean is that the only action she can do right now)

Talwin: (at risk of getting greedy for hits, for my turn, do I get a plus to hit the captain who fell to the ground, or just regular swing. Makes no difference)

Michael (Talwin): (at risk of getting greedy for hits, for my turn, do I get a plus to hit the captain who fell to the ground, or just regular swing. Makes no difference)

BOB Yes it is a plus four

Lisa (Howard Plum): is there supposed to be 2 bugbear 2s?

BOB you can add that

Michael (Talwin): (TY.)

BOB and maybe not Lisa

BOB The right number of bugbears is there but the names are not supposed to duplicate like that I thought

BOB But we will finish this fight tonight

Carissa (Raelynn): still need answer

BOB Yes she can stand up

Lisa (Howard Plum): yes we will

Carissa (Raelynn): (yes but can she do any other action like cast)

BOB She can move can attack but not cast

[TURN] Talwin - [Giant-kin, 2-handed sword; DMGX:2 | Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 5]]

Raelynn: stands up

Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [THACO(13)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+3 = 20]

Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bugbear Captain] [Hit-AC: -7 vs. 4 ] [AC: -7 ] [Location: Head, top] [HIT]

Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [x2] [TYPE: S, L (3d6+6=26)] [3b6+6 = 26]

[26] -> [to Bugbear Captain] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 1] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [THACO(13)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+3 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bugbear 4] [Hit-AC: -3 vs. 5 ] [AC: -3 ] [Location: Shin] [HIT]

Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [x2] [TYPE: S, L (3d6+6=32)] [3b6+6 = 32]

[32] -> [to Bugbear 4] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 17] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

[TURN] Licornah - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 5]]

Lisa (Howard Plum): nice

Michael (Talwin): Indeed

Michael (Talwin): (The corpses are piling up. Make a wall!)

BOB anything from Licornah Lorie?

GM: Morale Check Results: -------------------- success: 'Bugbear (White GLITTER moustache)' -------------------- disengage-retreat: 'Bugbear2','Bugbear2' -------------------- did not require check: 'Bugbear (Noticeable spiny)','Bugbear (Forthright guilt-ridden legwork)','Bugbear First Mate',"'Knotty, Boar'",'Bugbear 3','Bugbear (Reflective charcoal skirt)','Bugbear Captain (Soft skirt)','Bugbear First Mate (Tattooed left shoulder)' --------------------

Licornah: [INIT] [MOD:Prayer][Reaction Adj: 0] [d10+6 = 13]

BOB Was that supposed to be a dex check?

Lorie (Licornah): (no, casting Prayer... I already did the dex check and passed... 60 foot radius)

BOB Ahhh

BOB ok

BOB so you can drag that Effect to the surrounding Tokens to effect

[TURN] Howard Plum - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 5]]

Howard Plum: [CHECK] Dexterity [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 2] [d20-1 = 14]

Effect ['Friendly;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;DMG: 1'] -> [to Youtargim] [by Licornah]

Effect ['Friendly;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;DMG: 1'] -> [to Zayden] [by Licornah]

BOB That looked weird for some reason Lorie will puzzle it out later but that is a nice touch

Effect ['Enemy;ATK: -1;SAVE: -1;DMG: -1'] -> [to Zayden] [by Licornah]

Licornah: ok

Lisa (Howard Plum): howard failed his dex

BOB So he just cannot cast

BOB He can fall and get up

Howard Plum: trips and gets up again embarassed

[TURN] Youtargim - [Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 5] | Friendly; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; DMG: 1; [D: 8]]

Youtargim: (yelling) DROPPING ANCHOR NOW CRIAGH DROP ANCHOR NOW

[TURN] Craigh - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 5]]

Carissa (Thistle): (Thistle held if Craigh needs help with that)

TMO (Craigh): I, TMO, have no clue what he's talking about. hopefully Craigh has a better idea?

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Wait, we have to do more dex checks? Is Yout still driving like an idiot?

Craigh: [CHECK] Intelligence [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 14] [d20-1 = 1]

BOB and did Thistle make her Dex check yet?

Carissa (Thistle): (One dex last round, one dex this round because yes, he is)

Carissa (Thistle): (Yes)

BOB and excellent!

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): ugh, yout

Craigh: Craigh drops the anchor

Carissa (Thistle): (I have yet to see any bugbears fall off to know if his driving is useful)

Lisa (Indigo): splash

BOB So Thistle scrambles up to help Craigh, who single handedly (HAH!) reaches up and DROPS the anchor chain,

Carissa (Thistle): (lol)

Carissa (Thistle): (quote)

Lisa (Indigo): lol

BOB and the entire knarr SHUDDERS

Shislif (Zayden): Anchor not anger

BOB and suddenly starts to spin to the Port side

Carissa (Thistle): drops the anchor angerly

Zayden: whoa!

Carissa (Thistle): (if I have to do a third DEX check...)

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): oh ffs yout

[TURN] Bugbear First Mate

[TURN] Bugbear First Mate

Shislif (Zayden): lol

BOB using the anchor to pivot and slide the port side of the knarr over

Zayden: Yowsers!

BOB becasue you have too many icons on the knarr will spin the other two boats around

Shislif (Zayden): cool

Raelynn: I hope no one here gets motion sick.../

Michael (Talwin): (We're Keel Haulin!)

Lisa (Indigo): he's good - this is fun

Shislif (Zayden): straight up fast n furious in here :)

Lisa (Indigo): :)

Bugbear (Reflective charcoal skirt): [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 4]

BOB For the ones at the stern

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Y'all, I am fading, might have to call it a night. It's been a rough week.

TMO (Craigh): *hug*

BOB One bugbear on your knarr to start

BOB The first mate

Licornah: (night)

Shislif (Zayden): Take care Bixi!

Lisa (Indigo): get some rest! we want to see you tomorrow. Goodnight!

Carissa (Raelynn): Night!

BOB Then the other one leaps and grabs onto the knarr before his boat spins away

BOB Night Lemon you did great

Carissa (Raelynn): how can he with all our wiggling???

Carissa (Raelynn): (I demand a DEX check for him)

Lisa (Indigo): like we're gonna give him a ride

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Goodnight friends, see you tomorrow!

BOB Points up above to making it by 6

'Lemon' disconnected

Michael (Talwin): NIght Lemon! :)

Carissa (Raelynn): ....I demand another! :P

Carissa (Raelynn): Preferrably one he fails

Lisa (Indigo): was hoping to capture that boat for loot

BOB The other boat in the front that was approaching slowly and sinking

Carissa (Raelynn): well if someone stomps his fingers maybe he'll crash into the water

Michael (Talwin): (We'll raise the ship or dive for loot)

BOB is sliding more towards your port side

Michael (Talwin): (Not sure how deep the river is)

Carissa (Raelynn): it *should* be stopped and sinking and done with... just my opinion

Lisa (Indigo): hurry and let's kill these so Indigo can swim after the boat

[TURN] Bugbear First Mate (Tattooed left shoulder)

[TURN] Bugbear First Mate (Tattooed left shoulder)

BOB and I rolled for morale and they both decided to fight on

Lisa (Indigo): yeah yeah

BOB for the other boat this is only round two

BOB it does not sink that fast

TMO (Craigh): remember, I called for no prisoners. ;)

BOB but it is not seaworthy anymore

Lisa (Indigo): the dread pirate roberts takes no prisoners

Bugbear First Mate (Tattooed left shoulder): [ATTACK (M)] Battle Axe [THACO(14)] [WvA: slashing v Studded Leather (-2)] [d20-1 = 0]

Attack [0] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 10 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]

Bugbear First Mate (Tattooed left shoulder): [ATTACK (M)] Battle Axe [THACO(14)] [WvA: slashing v Studded Leather (-2)] [d20-1 = 1]

Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 13 vs. 10 ] [AC: 13 ] [MISS]

Carissa (Raelynn): (...really? because I have definitely tipped over sailboats bigger than that faster than you claim)

BOB and they are obviously having problems trying to just keep onto the knarr and still attack

BOB and LOL with Carissa

BOB I am sorry your ship sank in less than two minutes

Carissa (Raelynn): in my defense, it was on purpose, lol

BOB LOL

[TURN] Bugbear (Reflective charcoal skirt)

[TURN] Bugbear (Reflective charcoal skirt)

[TURN] Bugbear (Noticeable spiny)

[TURN] Bugbear (Noticeable spiny)

[ROUND 7]

[TURN] Indigo - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 5]]

Indigo: [CHECK] Dexterity [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 16) [FAILURE by 1] [d20-1 = 17]

Lisa (Indigo): ack!

Carissa (Raelynn): (do we still need a dex check?)

BOB Yes to needing dex checks

Carissa (Raelynn): (sad)

BOB and no to Indigo falling overboard

Michael (Talwin): (yout did a keel haul)

Carissa (Raelynn): (happy)

BOB Just does not get to attack

Lisa (Indigo): too bad he would like that

Carissa (Raelynn): (I know I just... had high hopes)

Lisa (Indigo): can he fall overboard? pls

[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4 | Punching; BSTR: 0]

BOB You can go for it

Raelynn: (LINK)

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPXIgEAGe4U">(LINK)</a>

[TURN] Knotty, Boar

[TURN] Knotty, Boar

[TURN] Zayden - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 4] | Friendly; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; DMG: 1; [D: 8] | Enemy; ATK: -1; SAVE: -1; DMG: -1; [D: 8]]

BOB Indigo can go dive in and go after that other boat

Lisa (Indigo): this round?

Zayden: [ATTACK (M)] Dagger [THACO(17)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 18]

Attack [18] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bugbear First Mate (Tattooed left shoulder)] [Hit-AC: -1 vs. 3 ] [AC: -1 ] [Location: Shoulder, side] [HIT]

Shislif (Zayden): dang it

BOB yes he failed his dex

BOB that is a hit

BOB good job Zayden

Shislif (Zayden): oh ok yay!

Shislif (Zayden): I still don't get dice rolls lol

Indigo: jumps overboard and swims to catch the boat

BOB Just read the chat

Michael (Talwin): Get us lots of gold Indigo!

Talwin: Get us lots of gold Indigo!

Indigo: [SKILL] Swimming [MOD:STR] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 17) [FAILURE by 2] [d20-1 = 19]

Talwin: SHouts

BOB It will tell you, it can get complicated with all the effects added in

Shislif (Zayden): should I roll damage?

Lisa (Indigo): LOL

BOB Yes to damage

BOB and WOW to Lisa

Carissa (Raelynn): (oof)

Zayden: [DAMAGE (M)] Dagger [EFFECTS] [TYPE: piercing (1d4=3)] [d4 = 3]

Talwin: Calls again

Talwin: Don't drown buddy!

Lisa (Indigo): nice Sharif

BOB did not place it on the token Sharif

Shislif (Zayden): oh sry

Zayden: [DAMAGE (M)] Dagger [EFFECTS] [TYPE: piercing (1d4=2)] [d4 = 2]

[2] -> [to Bugbear First Mate (Tattooed left shoulder)] [STATUS: Light]

GM: [DAMAGE (M)] Dagger [EFFECTS] [TYPE: piercing (3=3)] [ = 3]

[3] -> [to Bugbear First Mate (Tattooed left shoulder)]

BOB I fixed it

Shislif (Zayden): Ij did it again

BOB I can drag from the chat to the correct token to apply

Shislif (Zayden): sweet

Bugbear First Mate (Tattooed left shoulder)'s health adjusted by +2

BOB click next

Lorie (Licornah): (BOB, I need to head out... I've been up 18 hours at this point - talk to you all tomorrow.)

[TURN] Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal - [Gauntlets of Ogre Power; BSTR: 18; BPSTR: 100 | Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 4]]

BOB Go Lorie

'Lorie' disconnected

BOB See you tomorrow

Shislif (Zayden): Go Lorie!

Carissa (Raelynn): night!

Shislif (Zayden): good night :)

Michael (Talwin): Sorry accidentally grabbed circle

Michael (Talwin): Probably not too big a diff though

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): I can't get my eyes off of captain soft skirt. Dibs on said soft skirt.

BOB warm chuckle

TMO (Craigh): LOL

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [CHECK] Dexterity [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 20) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20-1 = 12]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [ATTACK (R)] Shortbow [THACO(17)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+4 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (R)] [at Bugbear2] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 5 ] [AC: 0 ] [Location: Calf] [HIT]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [ATTACK (R)] Shortbow [THACO(17)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+4 = 14]

Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (R)] [at Bugbear2] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 5 ] [AC: 3 ] [Location: Head, top] [HIT]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [DAMAGE (R)] Shortbow [TYPE: piercing (1d6=5)] [d6 = 5]

[5] -> [to Bugbear2] [STATUS: Critical]

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: [DAMAGE (R)] Shortbow [TYPE: piercing (1d6=2)] [d6 = 2]

[2] -> [to Bugbear2] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): finally killed one :thwip thwip:

Effect ['Casting Prayer;(C)'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Licornah]

[TURN] Thistle - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 4]]

BOB Carissa how are you doing?

TMO (Craigh): and then they all drowned. The End

Carissa (Raelynn): (fine, but brain isn't help me think of things to do)

BOB want to let the west coast team handle the rest

Lisa (Howard Plum): dispel the wyvern watch?

BOB and be fresh in the morning

Michael (Talwin): I'm still in the game!

Shislif (Zayden): brains are overrated anyway

Lisa (Howard Plum): so we can ship travel?

Michael (Talwin): I'll kill them all!

Raelynn: HEY YOU GUYS! Your friends are all dead! YOU BETTER JUST LEAVE OR YOU WILL BE, TOO!!

Thistle: HEY YOU GUYS! Your friends are all dead! YOU BETTER JUST LEAVE OR YOU WILL BE, TOO!!

Shislif (Zayden): and I'll prolly be late tmrw, not much of amorning person surprise :)

Carissa (Thistle): (sorry that was Thistle who is yelling and holding)

[TURN] Raelynn - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 4]]

Carissa (Thistle): (and I'm okay, I can sleep in unlike them)

BOB Breakfast with BOB Sharif! Come on it is a great new tradition

Thistle: [CHECK] Dexterity [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20-1 = 10]

Raelynn: [CHECK] Dexterity [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 6] [d20-1 = 18]

Shislif (Zayden): Oh I'll still have breakfast with Bob, just not at 9am :)

Raelynn: Oh Good Goddess, maybe I'll just sit here until Yout stops this nonsense.

[TURN] Licornah - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 4]]

BOB And glad that Youtargim is not seeing Rae on her .....

[TURN] Talwin - [Giant-kin, 2-handed sword; DMGX:2 | Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 4]]

BOB There you go Talwin

BOB two left

Michael (Talwin): (Yeah, I'm gonna have to get at least 8 hours, but I'm good for tonight :) I'll get in ASAP tomorrow. I'll keep attacking! )

BOB can you take them in one round

Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [THACO(13)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+3 = 10]

Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bugbear First Mate (Tattooed left shoulder)] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 3 ] [AC: 3 ] [Location: Shoulder, top] [HIT]

Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [x2] [TYPE: S, L (3d6+6=26)] [3b6+6 = 26]

[26] -> [to Bugbear First Mate (Tattooed left shoulder)] [STATUS: Critical]

Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [THACO(13)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+3 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bugbear (Reflective charcoal skirt)] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 5 ] [AC: 7 ] [MISS]

Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [x2] [TYPE: S, L (3d6+6=24)] [3b6+6 = 24]

[24] -> [to Bugbear (Reflective charcoal skirt)] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 9] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

BOB No

Talwin: Sorry ignore last one

BOB that was a miss

Michael (Talwin): Sorry ignore last one

Shislif (Zayden): ok I'll ignore it

Michael (Talwin): And Calm down bob. I'm not purposely cheating here

Bugbear (Reflective charcoal skirt)'s health adjusted by +24

BOB LOL

Shislif (Zayden): haha

Lisa (Howard Plum): that critically wounded one is just asking for Zayden to kill it

BOB Too bad he went already

Lisa (Howard Plum): next rd

Shislif (Zayden): Yea let Zayden kill a bugbear, good for the self esteem

BOB click Next Michael

[TURN] Howard Plum - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 4]]

Michael (Talwin): It was my turn to miss it :)

Howard Plum: [CHECK] Dexterity [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20-1 = 1]

Lisa (Howard Plum): yay

Shislif (Zayden): Oh Bob not sure when it was ever the right time to say it, but Happy Birthday!

Carissa (Raelynn): nice

BOB Thank you!

Howard Plum: [CAST] Magic Missile [at Bugbear First Mate]

BOB It is actually Monday

Howard Plum: [DAMAGE] Magic Missile [TYPE: force (4d4+4=10)] [4d4+4 = 10]

[10] -> [to Bugbear First Mate] [STATUS: Moderate]

Shislif (Zayden): Is it actually today or tomorrow?

[TURN] Youtargim - [Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 4] | Friendly; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; DMG: 1; [D: 7]]

Shislif (Zayden): Oh ok happy future birthday!

Shislif (Zayden): for Bob from the future :)

Lisa (Howard Plum): lol

BOB You are just Really Really Late from last year ;)

Shislif (Zayden): lol

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): It's almost midnight :P

Youtargim: We are at rest!

Shislif (Zayden): did we finish off the bugbears?

Lisa (Indigo): a public service announcement

Lisa (Indigo): not yet

Shislif (Zayden): ok

Youtargim: [ATTACK (M)] Scimitar +1 [THACO(17)] [EFFECTS +2] [d20+3 = 19]

Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bugbear First Mate (Tattooed left shoulder)] [Hit-AC: -2 vs. 3 ] [AC: -2 ] [Location: Shoulder, top] [HIT]

Youtargim: [DAMAGE (M)] Scimitar +1 [EFFECTS +1] [TYPE: slashing, magic (1d8+2=8)] [d8+2 = 8]

[8] -> [to Bugbear First Mate (Tattooed left shoulder)] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 7] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Youtargim: GET OFF MY SHIP

KICKS

[TURN] Craigh - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 4]]

Zayden: Nice! Just like Harrison Ford!

Shislif (Zayden): OOC

Zayden: Harison Ford is this Bard I know

Lisa (Indigo): lol

BOB grins

Craigh: holding on still as the boat swings around

[TURN] Bugbear First Mate

[TURN] Bugbear First Mate

Bugbear (Reflective charcoal skirt): [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(16)] [WvA: piercing v Studded Leather (-1)] [d20-1 = 16]

Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (R)] [at Talwin] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 10 ] [AC: 0 ] [Location: Shoulder, side] [HIT]

Bugbear (Reflective charcoal skirt): [DAMAGE (R)] Spear [TYPE: piercing (1d6=2)] [d6 = 2]

[2] -> [to Talwin]

BOB He is not smart enough to try to drag Talwin down with him

[TURN] Bugbear (Noticeable spiny)

[TURN] Bugbear (Noticeable spiny)

[ROUND 8]

[TURN] Indigo - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 4]]

Carissa (Raelynn): or maybe he is smart enough to know not to try

BOB Ok so Indigo tries to make it over to the boat

Shislif (Zayden): or smart enough to know not to cry

Indigo: spluttering around he tries again to swim to the boat

Indigo: [SKILL] Swimming [MOD:STR] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 17) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20-1 = 14]

Zayden: ugh so much spluttering, like take some swimming lessons am I right?

Carissa (Thistle): (he just got water up his nose)

BOB Needs a constituion check also Lisa

Indigo: [CHECK] Constitution [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 1] [d20-1 = 14]

Shislif (Zayden): ugh

BOB Nope

Carissa (Thistle): (even with blsess?)_

BOB Yes that is the plus one or would be a failure by 2

Lisa (Indigo): it's rd 8 think it wore off

Carissa (Thistle): (is prayer on there, too?)

BOB If a swimming character fails a constitution check, he must tread water for one half-hour before he can continue swimming (this counts as time swimming for purposes of constitution point loss). If the character is swimming underwater this time is doubled to one hour.

Shislif (Zayden): ouch

[TURN] Bixi Fizzlebang - [IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1 | IFT:TYPE(gnoll,bugbear,ogre,troll,giant,titan); AC: 4 | Punching; BSTR: 0]

Shislif (Zayden): swimming lesson pay off

Carissa (Thistle): (oh he didn't get prayer, darn)

Lisa (Indigo): he actually teaches swimming - this is really weird for him to keep failing

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): wait wait wait. too tired to swim so you tread water for a HALF HOUR?! that's way more exhausting than swimming!

Shislif (Zayden): i'm still around just gonna grab a quick refill so brb

[TURN] Knotty, Boar

[TURN] Knotty, Boar

[TURN] Zayden - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 3] | Friendly; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; DMG: 1; [D: 8] | Enemy; ATK: -1; SAVE: -1; DMG: -1; [D: 8]]

TMO (Craigh): the boats keep hitting him in the head

BOB Zayden is up

BOB The idea of the Con check is that you can only swim for X ammount of hours total

BOB and if you fail a con check it makes you slower, unable to make progress

Lisa (Indigo): as long as he doesn't drown he's fine

BOB In this case it is a pain for Indigo but will survive because the boat is right there and the knarr

Lisa (Indigo): boat is going upstream so is slow

BOB If he was alone might be a worry

Carissa (Thistle): we can maybe catch up to it

BOB but you have too many people around for it to be serious

Lisa (Indigo): zayden you are up

BOB Dinged him

BOB Anyone else have anything for that other sinking boat?

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): still, I remember in swim class as a kid we used to have to tread water for like 5 minutes and that was absolutely exhausting

TMO (Craigh): Craigh impressively tells Indigo to get out of the water

Michael (Talwin): Still killing things

BOB Talwin can go

Lisa (Indigo): if they are done attacking us I'm good with ignoring it

BOB there is the one last bugbear

Michael (Talwin): Okay then

Carissa (Thistle): (to Davy Jone's Locker with 'em

Talwin: [ATTACK (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [THACO(13)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+3 = 23]

Attack [23] ->[ATTACK (M)] [at Bugbear (Reflective charcoal skirt)] [Hit-AC: -10 vs. 5 ] [AC: -10 ] [Location: Chest] [CRITICAL HIT]

Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [x2] [TYPE: S, L (3d6+6=22)] [3b6+6 = 22]

[22] -> [to Bugbear (Reflective charcoal skirt)] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 7] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Talwin: [DAMAGE (M)] Giant-kin, 2-handed sword [x2] [TYPE: S, L (3d6+6=20)] [3b6+6 = 20]

[20] -> [to Bugbear (Reflective charcoal skirt)] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 20]

Michael (Talwin): Cancel move, but I'll head towards bow ASAP

Michael (Talwin): And make my paralysis check

Talwin: Talwin tried to end their turn when it wasn't their turn.

BOB and for the sinking boat

BOB what do you do about the bugbears?

BOB they are sinking with it

Carissa (Thistle): wave to them?

Lisa (Indigo): wave goodbye?

BOB two of them are blind from the glittler

Lisa (Indigo): lol

Michael (Talwin): (Then...I guess it's all good)

Carissa (Thistle): (Thistle already told them their buddies are dead)

Michael (Talwin): Does Indigo need jump support?

Thistle: FIND A BETTER JOB!!

Michael (Talwin): I can hop on it?

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): they haven't spoken common this entire encounter

Thistle: IT'S A GREAT MARKET RIGHT NOW!

LordBiBo (Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal): they might not understand us

BOB LOL with Thistle

Michael (Talwin): Done with turn. I swung twice at the dude, so my action is up

Michael (Talwin): Pass

BOB and we call it a night here

BOB we pick up tomorrow with salvage operations

Michael (Talwin): OK. I want to help loot ships tomorrow!

Lisa (Indigo): ok

Shislif (Zayden): hey i'm back

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: THAT SOFT SKIRT IS MINE!!

Michael (Talwin): And to be told that I massacred a ton of bugbreas!

BOB and hope you have zero encounters on your last day to Rivers Bend

Shislif (Zayden): ohhh calling it a night

Carissa (Thistle): ....

Michael (Talwin): LOL

Carissa (Thistle): I feel like you could just... guarantee that

BOB chuckles

Lisa: combat really needs to start moving faster

Michael (Talwin): Well night guys. I had a ton of fun. Sleep well. I'll be on in....8 hours?

User has gone AFK. (Carissa)

User is back. (Carissa)

BOB have a great night everyone

Michael (Talwin): What time your time are you starting bob?

Shislif (Zayden): Sounds good, I may not be hear right at 9 tmrw but i log on when I get up n have my coffee n such

Lisa: am I the only one that thinks this is brutal?

Carissa: it's hard with so few combat people this time

BOB 12 hours Michael

Michael (Talwin): .........

Carissa: giant was faster as we had so many fighters

Michael (Talwin): YOu have me

Shislif (Zayden): I kinda wish I was more combat yea

Michael (Talwin): Hugs!

Michael (Talwin): Love

BOB Everyone has to be ready to go on their turn

Lisa: casters can go fast too

BOB but you will be in the city tomorrow

Michael (Talwin): Won't lie, that helps! And with that, Night All!

Carissa: yes

'Michael' disconnected

Zayden: Oh we'll be ready

Akilah bint-Fahkr al Hiyal: we have tons of people. too many people in fact. just not big on damage output

Shislif (Zayden): Night!

Carissa: they just don't always deal as much damage :)

Carissa: we didn't plan for a big damage party

Lisa: Goodnight!

BOB Shutting this down

Shislif (Zayden): later yall have a great night :)

Carissa: and so this is what we'll work with and find ways to get better

'Shislif' disconnected

Carissa: night all

BOB see you at breakfast

Lisa: yup

'Lisa' disconnected

'Carissa' disconnected

'LordBiBo' disconnected

'TMO' disconnected