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Chat Log List - 2023 09 15 - Rum Runner - Thirtieth Anniversary Game - Formatted - Story

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GM: Hey there

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Lemon: FIRST!!!

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anstett (Levi Reed): test

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GM: Hey there Ryan

Dru5232321: Hello!

Jericho: Hey Ryan!

Jericho: And anyone else!

Dru5232321: Howdy howdy!

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Vee Barlett: Hi people! Except Lemon.

GM: They are getting settled in

anstett (Levi Reed): What people

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Vee Barlett: Lemon is the other Bob tonight

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Lemon is the other Bob tonight

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GM: Excellent

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GM: Hello Sharif

LemonyLemon: test

LemonyLemon: finally!

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Shislif: Hi there

Shislif: Happy birthday!

Dru5232321: Hello all!

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mharmon1: Hi Sharif!

'MadamePsychosis' connected

Shislif: hi hi :)

GM: Thank you Sharif

GM: That is why I took next week off

Shislif: nice

Shislif: hope ya have a great week!

GM: It should be

GM: grins

Shislif: so everybody there?

GM: For the most part yes

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Just starting electrical fires

Shislif: hehe cool

GM: We have Michael, Carissa, Lemon, Ryan, Sharif,

GM: and Lisa is playing Inv Zora Plasis your Investigator assigned to you

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): lisa is here?

MadamePsychosis: she is

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): yay!

mharmon1: LISA! OH MY GOD! WE LOVE YOU!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): the investigator who was too mad ot talk to us??

Dru5232321: EEEEEEEEEE

MadamePsychosis: lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Hi Lisa!!

MadamePsychosis: Hello all!

MadamePsychosis: Happy birthday game

GM: It is a very good thing

Shislif: Hi Lisa :)

MadamePsychosis: lol Carissa I am not responsible for the investigator prior actions

Dru5232321: Hi Lisa! Good to... uh, see you

MadamePsychosis: good to see you too :)

MadamePsychosis: Hi Sharif

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

MadamePsychosis: It was so weird to make myself get into this a 4 PM. My dnd alarm isn't working any more

seyfert (Vee Barlett): to be fair we were talking about it earlier how starting at 4 PM is weird to begin with :)

Dru5232321: Pretend you live in Mountain Time and the game can start at 5 for you

MadamePsychosis: glad the travellers all made it there safely!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Ehhhh, the investigator has mood swings, it's FIIIIINE

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so far....but tomorrow is another day....

GM: Inv is there in the Chapel

mharmon1: Phycally safely yes. Mentally, not so much :)

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LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): same. I've been with Carissa most of the day

Shislif: sounds like fun times

GM: and welcome Spring

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Going off 1 hour of sleep got me! Hope y'all can think because I can't!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): *for

Shislif: 1 hour isn't enough sleep!

Dru5232321: I can think as much as I usually can

springdew: hihi

seyfert (Vee Barlett): You're telling me

MadamePsychosis: Hi Spring!!

Dru5232321: Also, just to check, I'm assuming by how active this chat is that we aren't also in a voice chat, ye?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): IT

GM: We are typing everything

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (Bob told me to type "it)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Yay, Spring!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Hi Spring!

Shislif: coolio

GM: if people want I can bring up a discord voice channel but I will hold it off until later

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Also yay everyone else! that I didn't already yay

GM: Maybe tomorrow

Dru5232321: Probably for the best, honestly. Spring can tell you that I sound like a mixture of Donald Duck and the French Knight from Quest for the Holy Grail

GM: HAH

mharmon1: So...epic?

mharmon1: I fart in your general direction!

Shislif: lol

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): That sounds amazing, I want to hear it

Dru5232321: ....that is a word that could theoretically be used. By people, even.

GM: Also along with Inv Zora Plasis is a young Lieutentent Zachary Bonnet played by Mario either late tonight or tomorrow

GM: a Marine being dragged along on this

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Every time I see Inv I think it stands for "invisible"

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I was thinking Invincible

Dru5232321: Every time I see Mario, I think of a guy that I used to play D&D with a few years ago

GM: Remember everyone here was being rewarded for something to be here at this celebration

MadamePsychosis: bob had it written out but I thought it looked too long

MadamePsychosis: I can take it off

seyfert (Vee Barlett): It's fine. I took off Virginia for me becaus it was too long. And you've seen the cleric names...

GM: Grins with Ryan

Shislif: do you mean "here" like with you in Florida or "here" as in the game?

GM: BOTH

GM: grins

Shislif: nice

Dru5232321: As soon as I realized that we weren't video chatting, I took it off t.... oh, you guys are talking about names.

Dru5232321: Disregard

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Only those here in person get to witness my extra witiness though

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Lisa, I want to make a joke based on your "I can take it off" but it feels weird to do that when there are real people around me.

MadamePsychosis: lol

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Oh, Ryan got there first

GM: Your group is here in the chapel finishing up the briefing

Dru5232321: I usually do. Typically this leaves my companions disappointed, though.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): You mean your wife?

Dru5232321: Well, until I finally get around to signing that paper, ya

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ouch, too real

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Are you ok?

Dru5232321: Oh, sorry. Kidding.

GM: So Spring and Sharif, ask Lemon for what ever you want to know about last week and your new mission

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Wait, didn't we already finish the briefing? We were out talking to the lieutenant

Vee Barlett: (LINK)

Shislif: Hey Lemon, what's our new mission?

Dru5232321: We're on a mission from God. We're going to save an orphanage from foreclosure after meeting with the nun that runs it and raised us

MadamePsychosis: nice

Shislif: ah alright, mission from god mission I can dig

springdew: sorry having a kiten delay

seyfert (Vee Barlett): best kind of delay

GM: This is the end of the mission briefing where you meet your two people assigned to help you

Dru5232321: We only have our hats, sunglasses, suits, and our love of music. And an old cop-car, I guess

Shislif: that's the investigator and the marine?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): best movie

GM: Yes to Sharif

MadamePsychosis: that's all you need

Shislif: cool

Shislif: You better think..

Shislif: you guys drinkin over there?

GM: Think about what you doin to me, you better think think

GM: Actually I am the only one who has had any alcohol

GM: Just lots of sugar

seyfert (Vee Barlett): nope just sleep deprievd

Shislif: haha nice, i'm debating if i should make a drink is all

GM: It is fitting

Vee Barlett: might help things make more sense

mharmon1: Don't drink, but might consider depending on how rowdy it gets.

Shislif: tru tru, it's the least I could do for Bob's birthday after all

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I have no idea what's going on, ask someone who pays attention

MadamePsychosis: are those two characters supposed to be nearly dead?

Shislif: Lemon pay attention :)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): nope

seyfert (Vee Barlett): It's a few days after they nearly died

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I'll pay attention when I do the summary next weekend

seyfert (Vee Barlett): that doesn't help us NOW lemon

Levi Reed's health adjusted by +11

mharmon1: So

mharmon1: To put in context

Matthias Crowtooth's health adjusted by +11

Shislif: brb

mharmon1: Thos etwo are just kind of on the map that way for the last couple of sessoins

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): No one should be damaged

User has gone AFK. (springdew)

mharmon1: We are on our way

Rothuss Carder's health adjusted by +6

mharmon1: to a city, to track down a one-arm thief

mharmon1: who stole a fancy achoholic beverage

Dru5232321: One-legged, I think

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Levi says one-arm, he's really one-legged

mharmon1: we think he is going to sell it or drink it at the fanicest bar in the city

mharmon1: So

Vee Barlett: "Michael, it's one-legged"

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): yeah, Levi is dumb and called him one-armed and apparently that stuck in brains better than the real answer

Vee Barlett: "I don't see you typing!"

GM: Stole two bottles of 50 year old rum

mharmon1: we are on a race

mharmon1: to beat him to the bar or something

mharmon1: whatever the means 007, the goal is to retrieve the bottles

mharmon1: and bring it back to church

mharmon1: for mass, or something

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): oh yeah they have a fancy magic stamp in the bottles

Dru5232321: $50 says that we end up using the bottles as improvised molotovs, or they otherwise go up in flame

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): we have to get it

mharmon1: Not sure what to do about theif guy, and frankly don't care as long as we retrieve

mharmon1: SO

mharmon1: for Lisa and friends

seyfert (Vee Barlett): will Levi still try to drink it if it's on fire?

mharmon1: our mission, that we had no choice but to accept

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): but the bad guy is a friend of the duke's son so we might have to be kinda not jerks

mharmon1: we are on our way to get a boat, go to city, and somehow not fudge this up

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): yes, Levi will

mharmon1: What Lemon said

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (Thief guy is friends with Baron's son so... we kind of have to care)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): fireeater

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): sounds impressive

mharmon1: Or off him in a dark alley

mharmon1: doesn't really matter

mharmon1: So Lisa, you are our expert in investigations

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (but we need a ship first which we are going to Levi's family for)

mharmon1: and Leuitenant is our muscle

Dru5232321: Matthias: "Guys, guys, I found a stick."

MadamePsychosis: we're low level just like you all

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): AND you work for the church? So you and Michael can be all uptight together about following church rules or whatever it is that Jericho is uptight about tonight

seyfert (Vee Barlett): "You knw where you can stick it, Matty?

MadamePsychosis: read chat and carissa didn't share the stamp part, right?

GM: Correct

Dru5232321: "....in the water, just like the last 30..."

MadamePsychosis: so we all just think we're on a booze cruise

GM: I do not remember her telling anyone

seyfert (Vee Barlett): No because Vee doesn't undertand the stamp part, just that it's something inside like a ring

GM: Vee and Ava know

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, she's dumb too, she doesn't know what a stamp is

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): To be fair, neither do I

seyfert (Vee Barlett): A magical ring or something

GM: Tax Stamp

Shislif: back

GM: It is magical

MadamePsychosis: rubber stamp thing to approve stuff

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Someone can question her more because she's a dumb teenager and *I* don't know what that is because I'm thinking postage stamp

MadamePsychosis: magically!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Yes she did mention it is magic

Dru5232321: "It's magic; I don't have to explain crap!!"

MadamePsychosis: lol

GM: Proves that you paid your thithes to the Church for the rum, so if you get your hands on it you can do lots of shady things

mharmon1: So, would our church investigator know why we have a Stamp in a bottle of fancy rum?

mharmon1: Is that like....

mharmon1: something they wou.l dknow?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I DID say the church sounded shady

GM: So you might want to introduce your selves and head down the road

GM: also explain to your investigator what choices you made and why

Matthias Crowtooth: hunches over, hands on his knees, waiting for someone to speak up so he can make fun of them.

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I mean, sounds like Michael's job, he works for the church too?

Vee Barlett: "I don't work for a church.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): "Oh, this life!" - Michael

Matthias Crowtooth: opens his mouth, realizes it is Vee, and closes it with a snap of his teeth.

Jericho: So...

Jericho: Investigatort

Inv Zora Polasis: Good evening. I am Investigator Zora Polasis. I have been assigned to assist you

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Carissa is the worst OOC offender

Image: Borinquen

Inv Zora Polasis: You may call me Zora

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (shhhhhhhhhhhh)

Jericho: A pleasure to meet you

Inv Zora Polasis: Likewise

Matthias Crowtooth: Investigator? You work for the guards or the church?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Ok, I know "investigatort" was a typo, but now I want a dessert that an investiga-torte OR an alligator that's also an investigator. Or both.

Vee Barlett: Vee. What all do you know about the rum we're lookin' for? Or did the church just tell you to tell us?

Matthias Crowtooth: Oh, amd I'm Matthias Crowtooth. Until we know each other better, you can call me Matthias Crowtooth.

Inv Zora Polasis: The church. I used to work with Hyacinth

Vee Barlett: This mean we know each other REAL well, Matty??

Matthias Crowtooth: grumbles, side-eyes Vee. "I know you hit real hard when you get angry."

Jericho: So....I'm not sure why no one told me from leadership, but do you mind explaining why a tax stamp would be in a bottle of fifty year old rum Zora?

Jericho: Not to be confrontational

Jericho: Just in the batches I've helped with in the past, I've never see that practice?

Inv Zora Polasis: All I know so far is that I was pulled from the biggest party I have ever been to in order to locate a Rufus DeOrange who has stolen two 50-year old bottles of rum.

Matthias Crowtooth: Yeah, yeah. I've never seen a stamp in the rum that I.... legally bough.

Inv Zora Polasis: Tax stamp?

Matthias Crowtooth: bought*

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Michael says "oh my god these whiny babies"

Inv Zora Polasis: The church has been missing a tax stamp for 50 years!

Vee Barlett: Rufus is the friend of Hugo.

Jericho: So...

Jericho: It's in a bottle of rum?

Jericho: But...why?

Inv Zora Polasis: These are very old bottles.

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Seems sus

Levi Reed: Seems sus

Jericho: So...I'll just accept I don't need to know why at this juncture because it was relayed to me second hand

Jericho: We may have a vessel through a family

Jericho: It seems

Levi Reed: You have too much faith in your church man

Jericho: But do you have any ideas on how to approach this diplomatically Investigator?

Jericho: Sigh

Inv Zora Polasis: I have in my notes this DeOrange is a one legged man. For tracking purposes, do you know if he has a peg leg or he just ... hops along?

mharmon1 (Jericho): You know Levi, for now, let's just get the job done and I'll buy you a drink

Jericho: You know Levi, for now, let's just get the job done and I'll buy you a drink

Matthias Crowtooth: perks up at the mention of a drink

Levi Reed: I hope peg leg, that's way more attrative

Inv Zora Polasis: Jericho I believe we should take this one step at a time. Let us locate the thief and then decide how to apprehend him

Jericho: Well we investigated the crime scene

Matthias Crowtooth: I'd assume he got a peg. Even pirates get peglegs, so I would think that the friend of a duke's son could do the same.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): too bad - I wanted a HopALong DeOrange

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): When we find him, we'll take away his peg and make him hop. Just for you

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Inv Zora Polasis: And your findings at the scene of the crime?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): We didn't actually investigate, but Michael wants to, and I'm fine with that idea

mharmon1 (Jericho): Retcon Lisa. I guess we didn't do that. Did the investigator by anychance?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Or we can do that too

GM: You are there at the chapel at the end of the briefing for a reason, :)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): It would make sense that the investigator would want to investigate, no?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): to the scene of the crime!

Jericho: So, Investigator, would you mind aiding us in the crime scene?

Jericho: My apologies, I seem to have had a moment of brain issues

Jericho: This all happened so quickly

Inv Zora Polasis: That is why I am here. To assist as necessary

Jericho: Nods in appreciation

Vee Barlett: Brain issues. That explains a lot.

Jericho: Hush you

Jericho: Grumbles

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Stealing that line for my RL. I have a lot of "brain issues"

Jericho: To the crime scene!

Vee Barlett: It's alright. Matty does, too. And Levi ALWAYS does.

Jericho: And then quickly depart for a ship

Jericho: Right?

Levi Reed: shrugs

Jericho: Asks the group at large

Michel Chelcein, Mistress of the third circle....: I believe there is nothing much to find here

Vee Barlett: You mean to suck up to Lila and hope for a ship...

Matthias Crowtooth: grumbles dispiritedly

Michel Chelcein, Mistress of the third circle....: The doors have been open mot of the night and day

Levi Reed: You gotta be forgetful when you're as handsome as I am

Inv Zora Polasis: It is wonderful that you have your own ship

Inv Zora Polasis: You must be quite wealthy

Levi Reed: Forget all the hearts you've broken

MeLange: Where do you suggest we start investigator?

Michel Chelcein, Mistress of the third circle....: The lock to the cabinet was locked, I have the key

Levi Reed: So it's an inside job?

Jericho: Eyes Levi

Inv Zora Polasis: If the crime scene has been explored we should get to the city poste haste, but if you believe there are some clues left here to find we can do that before we leave

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Or someone used the "alohomora" spell?

Matthias Crowtooth: glances suspiciously at Michel Chelcein, Mistress of the third... thingie.

Michel Chelcein, Mistress of the third circle....: Considering that the only person missing from this gathering is the Baron's son

Jericho: I simply want to answer your question about the peg leg. It is a good quiestion

Jericho: We could verify that quickly could we not?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): is the cabinet here?

Michel Chelcein, Mistress of the third circle....: The Baron's son has both his legs

User is back. (springdew)

Vee Barlett: Not his friend.

She brings Zora over to the cabinet

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I want to give Zora a haircut. I just feel like shorter hair would be much more flattering

springdew (Ratbone Carder): okay kittens are fed and their roku set up. so priveleged

Michel Chelcein, Mistress of the third circle....: This key fits this lock

Michel Chelcein, Mistress of the third circle....: I have had it on me once we opened the doors to the cellar

Inv Zora Polasis: looks at the lock of the cabinet for signs of tampering

Shislif (MeLange): nice lucky kittens

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 13] [d20 = 1]

GM: Zora can spot minute scratches on the lock that show where someone used a lock pick to open the lock

Inv Zora Polasis: This lock has been picked

Inv Zora Polasis: There are scratches here and there from a lock pick

Jericho: So, now that has been answered, do we see peg leg drag marks?

Jericho: Looks at ground

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Vee Barlett: So someone not good at it?

Jericho: [SKILL] Diagnostics [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 18) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 16]

Michel Chelcein, Mistress of the third circle....: I am glad you found those, I had presumed so, but it is good to have an expert check

Jericho: Looks for handicap signs

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): (Mattie could help by... doing a dancing check)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (You can dance at any time man)

Inv Zora Polasis: You may wish to invest in magical traps on your locks for valuables in the future

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): (Can I leave my friends behind?)

springdew (Ratbone Carder): (they're no friends of mine)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Zach looks like Finn Wolfhard

Matthias Crowtooth: Yeah, what are you doing with all of your tithing money if you aren't even protecting your rum?

Vee Barlett: Or things in it.

Michel Chelcein, Mistress of the third circle....: Hugo is a young man of questionable morals but known to be a strong fighter

Matthias Crowtooth: shakes his head

Michel Chelcein, Mistress of the third circle....: However his friend we did not allow into the celebration Ruffus DeOrange is a very dubious character

MeLange: how is he "dubious"?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): "Wow the Baron's Son is acting like a rich perosn? WOWWWWW" - Bob to Michael saying he's acting like a rich perosn

Matthias Crowtooth: Wouldn't someone notice someone with a peg leg? Or without a leg? Seems weird that he was able to sneak round like that. Are we sure that he was here?

Michel Chelcein, Mistress of the third circle....: He has been in and out of trouble with the Cathedral at Osterhold ever since he was a young lad

mharmon1 (Jericho): See, you aren't missing anything because anytime I choose not to say it, Carissa has your back!

mharmon1 (Jericho): :D

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Michel Chelcein, Mistress of the third circle....: He has a very nice ivory leg, inlaid with pearl

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): He probably hired someone else to get it for him

Levi Reed: He probably hired someone else to get it for him

Levi Reed: Rich people don't like to get their hands dirty

Matthias Crowtooth: Sounds... expensive.

MeLange: ohh that does sound nice

MeLange: some rich people do

Matthias Crowtooth: glances at MeLange

Matthias Crowtooth: Dibs

MeLange: the ones that weren't always rich maybe

Ratbone Carder: and possibly would have a shoe on it and not leave scratch marks?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): can the group take the leg as a reward for catching him? that could pay for some serious training

Jericho: Clearly uncomforatble

seyfert (Vee Barlett): amazing

MeLange: tie on a little peice of fabric that would muffle the noise

Michel Chelcein, Mistress of the third circle....: He lost the leg in a carriage accident

Jericho: So is that a yes or a no, to the peg or not

Levi Reed: I'm telling you, he sent a lackey in

Michel Chelcein, Mistress of the third circle....: Ruffus became his friend

Matthias Crowtooth: How far up? If it was above the knee, he'd probably have a limp that others would notice.

Levi Reed: No way that guy was going to risk getting caught IN THE CHURCH when he wasn't invited

Raises an eyebrow at Levi

GM: Hugo is the Baron's son, Ruffus is the one legged man,

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Ironically, the guy named Ruffus has had a pretty ruff life. rimshot

Jericho: To the ship!

GM: If someone has tracking and thinks they can tell if there was a one legged man walking there .....

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Ranger Tracking [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 12]

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Ranger Tracking [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20 = 4]

Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Detect Noise [PERCENT:Detect Noise] (vs. Target 25) [FAILURE by 26] [d100 = 51]

GM: Levi can say definiatively that there is zero chance of knowing one set of footsetps in the mess of people moving back and forth in the middle of the celebration

springdew (Ratbone Carder): haha

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): (Just wanted to be included, but I can't tell if he is still here or not.)

Levi Reed: Too many people have been in and out man, no way to know

MeLange: Nice tracking!

GM: Hugo was missing from the celebration, Ruffus was not allowed in

Vee Barlett: So anything else to see? We have a ship to commender.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): *commendear??

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): comandeer

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ?

Matthias Crowtooth: grins and puts his hand on his sword

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): commandeer

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Ryan wins!

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): YAY for Internet prizes

seyfert (Vee Barlett): "Go we're idiots" - Michael

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and me not disagreeing

seyfert (Vee Barlett): *god

GM: So heading down river towards Achild

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): are we on the canoe or walking or what's happening?

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): I'd pay a pretty penny to hear Michael's comments that Carissa isn't translating

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I'm translating all the ones he won't let her translate

mharmon1 (Jericho): Don't worry, she seems to get most of them, even when muttered

seyfert (Vee Barlett): It's on a river. You think Vee is walking??

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Can we all fit in the canoe?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Image: Seven Sirens

seyfert (Vee Barlett): It's fineeeee

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): So we're magically at the bar now?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I legitimately do not know what's happening right now

Vee Barlett: "How do I open that?" (Carissa) "Click the square" (Lemon) "You're a square" (Carissa) "No that's Jericho" (Lemon)

springdew (Ratbone Carder): me also

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): You'd think with the GM in the room with you it would be easier

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): but nooooOOOOoOOOooOOO

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

The time is 2:21 PM

The time is 4:21 PM

MeLange: whoa we're just blazing through naptime huh?

mharmon1 (Jericho): And second breakfast

mharmon1 (Jericho): man

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (I cannot transcribe this convo because I can't spell)

GM: So the group arrives back in Achild and stops at the Seven Sirens where Vee typcially leaves her canoe

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Michael has met me and now can't stop making hobbit jokes. No correlation.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): 'cause she's short

GM: and the group gathers when free of their other jobs

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): we're parking the canoe

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): great

Ratbone Carder: blowing the quiet bagpipes

Ratbone Carder: playing a dirge

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Did the canoe die?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): "Ghangis Khan wans't ALL that and neither was his 9 million offspring!".

mharmon1 (Jericho): I guess context no longer matters. Sorry guys.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): In other news, sometime not in game, ask Bob why stirrups were so important to histoty

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Is anyone at the bar, are we staying here, what's happening?

GM: So you are here because this is where everyone who lives in Achild keeps their things

mharmon1 (Jericho): We pick up our things

Jericho: We pick up our things

springdew (Ratbone Carder): basically U-Stor-It

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ok, so we parked the canoe. Now what

Vee Barlett: stores her canoe

GM: Jericho lives at the Temple along with Ava

seyfert (Vee Barlett): stores her canoe

Vee Barlett: stores her canoe

Jericho: I pick up my backup things

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): jericho has things all over the place

Shislif (MeLange): are we still on Seven Sirens?

GM: and this is where the group should be talking about what they need to do to get to Osterhold as quick as possible

Jericho: So, are we grabbing a ship? Did you say your family has a vessel we might ask of them to borrow?

GM: you are back here in the afternoon of the celebrations

GM: Who is that to Jericho?

Jericho: To the world at large

Inv Zora Polasis: Grab a ship?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Request a ship?

Jericho: Request a ship?

Jericho: Commandeer a ship

Jericho: Pay ofr a ship?

Inv Zora Polasis: I thought you said you had one. I left my horse at the church

Ratbone Carder: stops playing the quiet bagpipes

Jericho: Levi, help me out here

Ratbone Carder: not MY family

GM: grabbing a drink brb

Vee Barlett: Melange flirts with Lila and she gives us a ship.

Levi Reed: Yeah yeah, Vee is making me try to get one of my family's boats

Levi Reed: She's going to be super annoying about it

MeLange: I suppose I could take one for the team

Jericho: Did you just mimic each other?

Levi Reed: But the army guy and the investigator might be able to convince her

springdew (Ratbone Carder): i have no idea what just happened

Levi Reed: Wow, that's some good ventriloquism, Ratty!

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Matty hopes that the captain of the ship he works on is planning on going to PLACE in the near future?

Jericho: I should just retire the cloth now I think

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): oooh, yes, we can try that

Jericho: Sighs

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Talk to your boss

Levi Reed: I agree Jericho

Vee Barlett: Look. Levi's family has a ton of boats. Not good proper ships, but they work. And Lila is the oldest so we gotta ask her BUT she don't like Levi or me so someone else has to sweet talk her.

Levi Reed: A life of sin would do you some good

Jericho: Like, how much would it be to just rent the damn thing?

Jericho: With that many boats?

Jericho: Hell, if they are fishing vessles, they can fish along the way can't they?

Ratbone Carder: what kind of sweet talk? what does she like?

Levi Reed: Uhhhh, no one's ever tried to rent my family's fishing boats that I know of

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Bob why are you hold two wine bottles in your hand?????

Jericho: Here's a first

Shislif (MeLange): MeLange doesn't actually have any sweet talking skills though...

Jericho: I have one gold piece

Jericho: Will that get a day or two? I'm not good with money so help me out here

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh there he goes chuggung aleady....

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): And drinking out of both at the same time is pretty impressive

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Jericho: Anxiety growing

Jericho: As more time passes

Jericho: Thoguhts of failure and resignation growing

Ratbone Carder: I am willing to speak with her. i can be persuasive

Levi Reed: I don't know man, I try to block that out. I have no idea what she likes, I just know it isn't me.

Levi Reed: She likes running the family business

-> Levi Reed: Also remember you are currently in Achild.... Levi's family lives in Lemonshire a smaller place farther along the coast

Ratbone Carder: Hmmm alright then

Levi Reed: She likes bossing people around

Matthias Crowtooth: Oh, much better than my idea of asking my captain to take us there.

Levi Reed: Bob says my family lives in Lemonshire and we're not there

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ooc

springdew (Ratbone Carder): oh, well nevermind then

Image: Borinquen

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): so why are we here other than canoe parking?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): confused

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): It's kind of close, but I have no idea whether or not it's worth it to go there

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): I think we are picking up our supplies?

GM: If you look at the map of Borinquen in the Northwest corner

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Like distance doesn't make sense to me in this game

GM: You can see the four places you know of so far

Jericho: So

Jericho: If I understand this correctly

Jericho: We have no boat

Jericho: No way of beating this man to this bar in Osterhold

Jericho: So

Jericho: .....

GM: The temple of Orange Sunsets on the river, then at the mouth of the river is Achild,

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): We're in Achild, my family is in Lemonshire

GM: Lemonshire is just up the coast there

Jericho: Look, how far is Lemonshire

GM: and you have to sail around Harpies Point to get to Osterhold

Jericho: where your boats are?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Matty have his ship around here?

Levi Reed: I don't know, I'm always drunk on that journey

GM: The ship that Matthias sails on is here in Achild,

mharmon1 (Jericho): Sigh

Jericho: Sigh

Levi Reed: I don't like to visit my family sober

Matthias Crowtooth: sighs

Vee Barlett: MATTY! Where's your ship?

Matthias Crowtooth: I really don't want to ask a favor, but come on. Let's go see the Captain

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so many signs in so many formats

Vee Barlett: You're the best. Sometimes.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): *SIGHS

seyfert (Vee Barlett): SIGHSSSSSSS

Matthias Crowtooth: gives an exaggerated wave and starts trudging off

Ratbone Carder: puts away bagpipes, pulls out lute

Matthias Crowtooth: Can you play another dirge?

-> Matthias Crowtooth: Her name is Captain Flame

seyfert (Vee Barlett): "There have been a lot of signs we shouldn't have come here and yet, three of us are here" - Lemon

Jericho: In relief, walks with the gang towards Matthias boat, maybe with some luck this might happen

Vee Barlett: I hope you're asking the twin, not me. You never liked my songs.

Matthias Crowtooth: Truly, a clear sign that she was meant to be a ship captain

Ratbone Carder: strums the lute

Ratbone Carder: (singing) sorrow, sorrow, sorrow

Matthias Crowtooth: Songs? I figured you were imitating a goat scream

Ratbone Carder: for her, no tomorrow

Image: Achild Docks

Vee Barlett: Wow. Rude.

Ratbone Carder: grief and ruin, today, tomorrow

Ratbone Carder: sorrow, sorrow, sorrow

Vee Barlett: Anything more.... happy?

Ratbone Carder: hey, fella requested a dirge

Jericho: To be fair, a dirge was requested

Jericho: Nods

Ratbone Carder: but sure ...

Ratbone Carder: strums a skippier tune

Vee Barlett: Yah, he doesn't always have great taste.

Levi Reed: How about something peppy and full of good fortune?

Levi Reed: We might need it

Ratbone Carder: (singing) frolicking in the green grass, rollicking in the hay

Levi Reed: And hopefully we'll get it after we find this missing rum!

Ratbone Carder: arent you ever a comely lass, are you going my way

Dru5232321: Image: Achild Docks

Ratbone Carder: frolicking in the clover, rollicking in the field

Ratbone Carder: if we were ever fencing, tell me would you yield

Matthias Crowtooth: Okay, there's the ship. Let's hope the Captain is in a good mood.

Matthias Crowtooth: mopes

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Spring are you inventing these or like, googling them? Because they're very good for on-the-spot

Vee Barlett: This is the only time I'll say this but... tell me what you want me to do, Matty.

Levi Reed: And be a gentleman!

springdew (Ratbone Carder): thanks, i'm totally ad libbing. and also actually singing

Levi Reed: Or I will hurt you!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): nice!

springdew (Ratbone Carder): however, not playing an instrument because i suck at it yet

seyfert (Vee Barlett): dang wish you were here singing it!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, i told Carissa that you had planned to sing in person, and we are both sad that you aren't here now

springdew (Ratbone Carder): same

Matthias Crowtooth: Uh...

Matthias Crowtooth: Don't embarrass me, I guess?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): "It took him that long to type UHHHH?" - Lemon

Ratbone Carder: Would you gents like me to do the talking?

Ratbone Carder: as i said, quite persuasive

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): (sorry, was talking to MiniMattie)

Vee Barlett: Yeah maybe someone else should talk then.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Hi MiniMattie!

Jericho: So...

Matthias Crowtooth: grimaces

Jericho: Luitenant

Vee Barlett: Go for it Ratbone!

Matthias Crowtooth: Maybe I'll just wait out here

Levi Reed: Maybe the investigator? what'd you say your name was? Zorro?

Levi Reed: Seems like she'd have some sway

GM: Mario is not here canot use his character yet

Vee Barlett: Nu uh. You gotta be support for her.

Jericho: We're willing to support as we can, and it's clear this is important

Vee Barlett: shoves him up with Ratbone

Jericho: We have to very official guardians to help the investigation

Matthias Crowtooth: watches Vee shove Jericho

Matthias Crowtooth: looks confused

Vee Barlett: *shoves Matty

Inv Zora Polasis: Zora

Matthias Crowtooth: falls

Matthias Crowtooth: groans, clutching his stomach

Inv Zora Polasis: Sorry I was inspecting the pier and wasn't giving you my full attention

Matthias Crowtooth: groans, clutching his stomach

Ratbone Carder: alrighty, then. Matthias if you could lead the way to the captain?

GM: Make a check Lisa

Inv Zora Polasis: goes back to looking at the planks

Ratbone Carder: oh goodness, are you alright?

Matthias Crowtooth: Oh, the pain. I guess I should stay here and not talk to the person who can decide my future in a way that could ruin my life.

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 12]

Vee Barlett: grabs Matty by the sulder and drags him up

GM: Zora can spot a plank that is set to creak when someone steps on it, there is a nail that stops the board from being stable

Vee Barlett: Guess I'm going with you.

Matthias Crowtooth: ow ow ow

GM: So that any guard could hear someone trying to sneak up to the ship

Jericho: Hail the Vessel!

Vee Barlett: HO! Cap'n! You here?

Inv Zora Polasis: steps on the noisy plank to get attention

Matthias Crowtooth: sighs

Inv Zora Polasis: steps on it again

Matthias Crowtooth: Captain Flame, ma'am. Permission to speak with the Captain!

Raimund Feilhaber: Who is trying to interupt the peace

Ratbone Carder: notices the noise

Inv Zora Polasis: This is a nice alarm system

Matthias Crowtooth: waves half-heartedly

Levi Reed: What peace?

Ratbone Carder: oh hi!

Vee Barlett: salutes

Inv Zora Polasis: board creaks loudly as Zora steps on it multipl,e times

Ratbone Carder: waves cheerfully

Raimund Feilhaber: Matthais? What are you doing back so soon? they kick you out of that fancy party you were going to?

Matthias Crowtooth: Worse, they conscripted me to do their fancy pantsy work

Raimund Feilhaber: So you need better pants then lad

Matthias Crowtooth: 'ppears so

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Vee Barlett: And a ship, m'am.

Matthias Crowtooth: Need to talk to the captain about sailing off. Tracking down a thief.

Raimund Feilhaber: Mamm? Vee, you really think calling me a girl will help you?

Vee Barlett: grins

Matthias Crowtooth: laughs into his sleeve

Raimund Feilhaber: Your sister would cut you off

Vee Barlett: Probably.

Raimund Feilhaber: So we have Vee drinking too much, Matt with some strange need for new pants

Vee Barlett: Nah, that's Levi.

Raimund Feilhaber: You really want to talk to the Captain >?

Vee Barlett: We really want passage on a ship.

Levi Reed: You aren't the captain?

Matthias Crowtooth: Yeah, guess so.

Vee Barlett: Well, want the ship outselves but...

Matthias Crowtooth: rolls his eyes at Levi's embarrassing antics

Matthias Crowtooth: That's Raimund. We want to speak with Captain Flame.

Raimund Feilhaber: I can interupt the Captain for you

Matthias Crowtooth: Interrupt? Oh, no need.

Raimund Feilhaber: Come on board

Ratbone Carder: oh will he be upset?

Matthias Crowtooth: We'll find anot... oh, okay

seyfert (Vee Barlett): pushes Matty forward

Vee Barlett: pushes Matty forward

Matthias Crowtooth: ow ow ow

Matthias Crowtooth: mumbles something about a goat's smell

Vee Barlett: baas menacingly in his ear

Matthias Crowtooth: shivers in fear

Ratbone Carder: looks at the investigator and shrugs, and proceeds

Inv Zora Polasis: Did he say come on board? Everything is settled? Wonderful!

Inv Zora Polasis: steps up to board the ship

Ratbone Carder: he said we should come aboard to talk to the captain, so let's do

Matthias Crowtooth: Yeah, just... just stay together and be respectful when talking to Captain Flame.

Vee Barlett: To interrupt the captain.

Levi Reed: follows

Inv Zora Polasis: follows

Captain Ciannait Flame: Steps out of her cabin and wipes her lips with a linen napkin

Levi Reed: When he finds out how important it is, I'm sure he'll be happy to help out the church. Probably

Matthias Crowtooth: waits for Raimund to introduce the group

seyfert (Vee Barlett): "I thought this was a boat" (Michael) "SHIP!" (Lemon)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): "WHATEVER" (Michael)

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Matthias Crowtooth: pushes Michael overboard

Raimund Feilhaber: Captain, our young church messenger has brought his friends with him from the fancy party that HE was invited to today

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): ooc, sorry Carissa

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol all good

Levi Reed: Matty, did you smuggle out any fancy snacks you could share with these kind shipmates?

Matthias Crowtooth: Captain Flame, ma'am. Cabin Boy Matthias Crowtooth reporting, ma'am.

Captain Ciannait Flame: I know who you are lad

seyfert (Vee Barlett): "He's just a cabin boy! AWWWWWWW" - Carissa

Matthias Crowtooth: studiously ignores Levi, but makes a note to retaliate for this embarrassment later

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): studiously ignores Carissa, but makes a note to retaliate for this embarrassment later

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): That was a real suggestion!

Matthias Crowtooth: Y-yes, ma'am. Of course you do, ma'am

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Ratbone Carder: courtly bow

Ratbone Carder: ratbone carder at your service

Nods

Vee Barlett: Vee, m'am! Promise I ain't drunk.

Quirks an eyebrow

Levi Reed: Levi. Also not drunk. Unfortunately.

Vee Barlett: grins

Matthias Crowtooth: stays at attention, but glares at Vee from the corner of his eye

Ratbone Carder: May i introduce investigator zora polasis

Matthias Crowtooth: and Levi, as well

Captain Ciannait Flame: It might help your point of view Levi

Ratbone Carder: gestures grandly toward zora

Matthias Crowtooth: it makes him go a bit cross-eyed, but he manages

Inv Zora Polasis: nods at the Captain, eyeing her up and down

Levi Reed: Agreed

Levi Reed: Ma'am.

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 12]

Captain Ciannait Flame: Greetings Investigator

Inv Zora Polasis: A pleasure to meet you

Vee Barlett: We need to get to either Osterhold or Lemonshire to find another ship. We're hoping to get passage on yours. Gotta get to the city quick to catch a thief.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): "Was that in character Bob was teliing me to get a drink?" - Lemon

-> Inv Zora Polasis: SHe is very confident, calm, relaxed, slightly amused at this gaggle of teenagers who suddenly show up after a fancy party

Matthias Crowtooth: If it isn't too much of an inconvenience, ma'am

Matthias Crowtooth: Because, if it is, we don't w-want to bother you none.

Inv Zora Polasis: We were told of your great generosity and devotion to the church

Inv Zora Polasis: [CHECK] Charisma (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 9]

Matthias Crowtooth: grimaces and wrings his hands.

Inv Zora Polasis: And were sure that you could assist us

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): what work does this ship do anyway?

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Mostly floats

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

mharmon1 (Jericho): It exists

mharmon1 (Jericho): at this point in time

seyfert (Vee Barlett): mostly????

mharmon1 (Jericho): in front of us

Ratbone Carder: [CHECK] Charisma (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 12] [d20 = 4]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I'd hope 100% of the time!

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Hey, have you tried floating for months at a time? It does well enough

seyfert (Vee Barlett): LOL

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol at both

Ratbone Carder: The church is a good friend to have in the favors department

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I just thought maybe whatever it's supposed to be doing it could also do while we're sailing to wherever, and maybe we could just join forces

Ratbone Carder: waggling eyebrows

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): And be less of an imposition

Matthias Crowtooth: resists urge to stab his friend

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (Bob is clapping)

Captain Ciannait Flame: So you want to go to Lemonshire? or to Osterhold?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): which friend are you trying not to stab?

springdew (Ratbone Carder): uh oh what did we do?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): Osterhold

Levi Reed: Osterhold

Vee Barlett: reminds Matty he gave her his dagger

Levi Reed: Please, gods, Osterhold

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): To Lemon: Yes

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (But I wanna meet your familyyyyyy)

Inv Zora Polasis: It is a matter of great urgency

Captain Ciannait Flame: When do you need to leave?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Awww, we're not ALL that bad? Lisa, for example is great. And... um...

Ratbone Carder: At your soonest convenience, captain

Matthias Crowtooth: blinks as he realizes his dagger sheath is empty, then stares at Vee in horror

seyfert (Vee Barlett): UGH I DON'T WANT TO TYPE MY MATH OUT LOUD BOB

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Then type it silently. That's how I do it

Vee Barlett: (one second we're apparently insulting ths map by accident)

Vee Barlett: (Michael wants international datelines and NOT google earth)

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Is that like international brides, except just dating and in a line?

springdew (Ratbone Carder): this whole island better be in the same time zone

GM: Pointing out that the map here has all the miles and such on it

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): sorry what?

mharmon1 (Jericho): To be fair he did. I got upset

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): line dating

mharmon1 (Jericho): cause it did have stuff

mharmon1 (Jericho): but I see no time zones

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ANYWAYS my math: it takes 24 hours to reach city on foot (right?) and thief has 3 hr head start so we need to reach the city within 21 hours IF we want to meet him there OR we try to get there sooner and try to get to him BEFORE the city

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): we have no time zones

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I... have no response

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): AHHHHHHHH

seyfert (Vee Barlett): "Omg this looks like a BAR exam question! How do engineers do this??" Mchael

GM: Yes to Carissa on 24 hours to go from the Temple of Orange Sunsets to Osterhold by road over the mountains

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): do e know he is on foot/peg?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): maybe he had a horse

GM: The thief left 3 hours before you were told of the theft

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): If Carissa had remembered her ruby slippers, we could make it there in a single dream sequence

GM: You have now traveled 2 and a half hours to get to Achild

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sorry I forgot them :(

Jericho: How long will it take you to get to Osterhold at full speed Ma'am?

springdew (Ratbone Carder): we don't know if he has a floating carpet or a magic wheelbarrow, maybe we should just go soonest?

Jericho: If you don't mind my asking

Matthias Crowtooth: If it helps, ma'am, I will give my share of any rewards for catching the thief to you and the rest of the crew.

Jericho: We are hoping to beat this man. He left on horse about 5 and a half hours ago

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Lt told us it'd take 24 hours on horse....?

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): (Like, with remounts and continuous riding, or with breaks included?)

mharmon1 (Jericho): Did he sleep?

GM: yes 24 hours on horse

mharmon1 (Jericho): He had to sleep. He's not that hopped up

seyfert (Vee Barlett): "Can you use stirrups with a peg leg?" (Lemon) "And while on it, was he being philosophical about the ature of stirups?" (Michael)

mharmon1 (Jericho): I think we can beat him on Boat

springdew (Ratbone Carder): ah thanks

seyfert (Vee Barlett): "Stop talking guys I can't type that fast" - me

GM: You did not think to ask any of those questions back at the Temple,

mharmon1 (Jericho): But to be fair, I did ask out loud to the Captain, who has no doubt done this trip before

GM: But you do have Zora here who traveled from Osterhold to the Temple with the Baron

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): You only have to type this all out because you folks didn't want to hear my Monsieur Donald Duck voice. You have only yourselves to blame.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): how long did that take?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): I don't know

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (I just wanna sleep ( )

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Inv Zora Polasis: Captain, many in this group are well acquainted with ships and the sea. I am sure they would be happy to assist the crew on the voyage in exchange for leaving quickly

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): sell the sea people as free labor

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): (So, make the sailors into slaves?)

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): indentured servants

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sure

seyfert (Vee Barlett): wait

seyfert (Vee Barlett): like... only temporaily

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): (Yeah, life is temporary, right?)

Levi Reed: mumbles no they wouldn't

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): of course

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Inv Zora Polasis: and Ratbone would be happy to entertain you I am sure

GM: and I mispoke up there when I said 24 hours, it is 24 miles

Inv Zora Polasis: [CHECK] Charisma (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 13]

GM: which is one full days travel

GM: again looking at the map

Ratbone Carder: strummy strum

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): I mean, my car makes 24 miles in 30 minutes, but it is your game, BOB

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (We're past our expiration dates - Michael)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (in regards to us being tired and useless in person)

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): That's what I told my wife when she turned 25. I was in a wheelchair for a month afterwards

GM: HAH

Ratbone Carder: (singing) righteous and profitable, what a good bet!

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

GM: For the record Lisa? Ryan? Spring? have you looked at the map of Borinquen?

Ratbone Carder: (do the church a favor, it'll do you one yet

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): (You have to click borkin) - Carissa

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): (So, I think we made the pitch. We'll do work for the crew, Mattie is giving his reward to the captain, and we are appealing to her better nature and devotion to the church, right?)

GM: To see the locations and the distances

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (Boraquin? BORQUINNN? How do you say that??) - me

Levi Reed: Soooo Captain, what do you say?

springdew (Ratbone Carder): I hadnt looked tonight. i'll look now

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): I hadn't looked because I wanted to maintain my role as a semi-literate cabin boy

GM: chuckles

GM: Yes to Ryan and Lisa doing the work

GM: [d20 = 7]

Vee Barlett: (thanks people not here for being smart tonight!)

springdew (Ratbone Carder): i know it's supposed to be like an atoll but it looks like a bootie hole to me

mharmon1 (Jericho): Except Lisa, she's paying attention :)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (not here meaning I CAN'T SEE YOU)

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): If it makes you feel better, everytime I read that we are in Achild, I think of Silence of the Lambs and some sort of horrorshow town made of children

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): ok I looked at the map and then looked away

springdew (Ratbone Carder): i see where the distances are marked but i cant make out the numbers because they are right on the black lines

seyfert (Vee Barlett): THANK YOU FOR VALIDATING OUR FEELINGS LISA

Captain Ciannait Flame: So Raimund, make sure they pull their own fair share of the work, and make a note for the church Master Olemeter will owe us

springdew (Ratbone Carder): and also the numbers are very small

Levi Reed: Fantastic, let's get going!

Vee Barlett: Works for me!

Matthias Crowtooth: grins, and then semi-successfully wipes it away

Matthias Crowtooth: Thank you, ma'am. We truly appreciate it, ma'am

springdew (Ratbone Carder): the mosre i zoom in the map, the more the numbers stay the same size

Ratbone Carder: so not really helpful

springdew (Ratbone Carder): so not really helpful

GM: and should I even ask if anyone remembers who Pescal Olmeter is?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): someone's mentor!

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): He played the Mandalorian, right?

GM: hah

Ratbone Carder: that's not the guy who plays the hahahahha

Shislif (MeLange): lol

springdew (Ratbone Carder): i can't believe we went for the same one

GM: He is the person in charge of the Temple

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): lol

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): no idea

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): We are both contaminated by our time working for x company. We're becoming hive mind

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Church stuff isn't my problem

springdew (Ratbone Carder): also that guy fighting the fungus zombies in that other show

Raimund Feilhaber: You heard the Captain, get your things and get on board

Raimund Feilhaber: we leave in 20

seyfert (Vee Barlett): "How would they know, Bob, they don't read the site!" (Carissa) "I don't even read the chat!" (Michael)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): We know this, because of all the shit we talked about Michael last week that he doesn't know about

Matthias Crowtooth: grins, hefts his bag, and goes belowdeck to help out with his responsibilities.

Vee Barlett: Ay ay!

springdew (Ratbone Carder): heads up, i don't feel great. super fatigue today. staying on as long as i can, but i might not make it much longer

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): hugs

mharmon1 (Jericho): Hugs spring :)

Vee Barlett: (LINK)

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Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Roll 20 Charisma checks and 20 instrument checks, and we will turn on a Youtube Playlist.

Jericho: We are loopy too, but we'll hang on your behalf! :D

mharmon1 (Jericho): We are loopy too, but we'll hang on your behalf! :D

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): We'll tell you how well you charm the crew and how well you play the songs next week, Spring

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (understand Spring! I would, too, but I could feel the glares if I did)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): we're fiiiiiine

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LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): click the square

springdew (Ratbone Carder): i do plan to be on tomorrow, knock wood

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Lemon, we just discussed how to poop off the side of the ship. ARE we okay????

seyfert (Vee Barlett): And Michael just realized birthdays happen EVERY year not every five.

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I mean, that's not exactly a new topic of conversation for this game

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Wait, they do? My parents LIED TO ME!!!?!?!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): IS IT A BOAT OR A SHIP?!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): It's a shoat - Michael

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): ship

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Stop quoting me! It's not even that good. - Michael

seyfert (Vee Barlett): :)

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

mharmon1 (Jericho): ...

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I said "bhip" and didn't get quoted. Carissa likes Michael better than me.

springdew (Ratbone Carder): hahahaha

mharmon1 (Jericho): Sigh

seyfert (Vee Barlett): well yeah, it wasn't as good

Image: The Flame of Justice

mharmon1 (Jericho): Poor bob is over here super quiet. Like....ugh

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I disagree. Bhip just kinda rolls off the toungue

mharmon1 (Jericho): Skiff

mharmon1 (Jericho): Good enough

mharmon1 (Jericho): Sloop

springdew (Ratbone Carder): dinghy

mharmon1 (Jericho): Whatev. It floats and will get ups wherever

Raimund Feilhaber: HEAVE HO

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): we come on the sloop... flame of justice

springdew (Ratbone Carder): which is a great name btw

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Boating [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 17]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 12]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 10]

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Heave ho? Should I shove Levi off the boat, then?

GM: Does anyone else have any skills to attempt to contribute?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): "You aren't really good at this are you? - Michael

seyfert (Vee Barlett): :(

Shislif (MeLange): we need animal lore?

springdew (Ratbone Carder): looking

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Seamanship [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 14] [d20 = 2]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Sage Knowledge, Island Kingdoms [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 7]

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 12]

Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Dancing [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 16]

Ratbone Carder: [SKILL] Rope Use [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 7] [d20 = 20]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Rope Use [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20 = 10]

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Direction Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 7]

Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 11) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 13]

Ratbone Carder: [SKILL] Singing [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 12]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 1]

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Swimming [MOD:STR] (vs. Target 8) [FAILURE by 11] [d20 = 19]

Ratbone Carder: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 19]

Jericho: [SKILL] Diagnostics [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 18) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 9]

Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Fishing [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 9) [FAILURE by 7] [d20 = 16]

Jericho: [SKILL] Healing [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 17) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20 = 7]

Jericho: [SKILL] Gaming [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 12]

Ratbone Carder: [SKILL] Musical Instrument Bagpipes [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 6]

Jericho: I setup game nights

GM: Type in why your sucesses should help

mharmon1 (Jericho): And healed people when they got hurt

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Apparently, Mattie's contempt for landlubbers is fueled by his ineptitude as a sailor

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I am alert for any potential obstacles and... what else did I roll?

mharmon1 (Jericho): I make sure the crew enjoys our presence and heal their ouchies

seyfert (Vee Barlett): "Type that!" (Bob) "I can type that??? (Michael) "Uh yeah, you can type anything?? (Lemon)

springdew (Ratbone Carder): apparently i'm only good at morale. but i can sing and play with good rhytym too to make the work coordinate better

GM: That all works well

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and we drove Michael to drink

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Oh, and sensing direction!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (but he has to stay sober as our drive - poor him)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Seems like standard important stuff

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Swimming [MOD:STR] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 19]

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Ratbone: I'll sing to encourage the crew. Do, do, do the job that I don't really know. Sail, sail, sail in a way that I can't explain

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Ambidexterity [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 14] [d20 = 1]

springdew (Ratbone Carder): i really did want the rope use to work out

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): SMELT SMELT SMELT

GM: It is a ship

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): It is a lady, and should be treated as such.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Inv Zora Polasis: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 8) [FAILURE by 9] [d20 = 17]

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Ambidexterity (vs. Target 0) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 3]

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): nope can't row

Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Cooking [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 18]

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Mattie poisons you all while helping the cook.

Jericho: [SKILL] Herbalism [2] [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 15]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): typical matty

mharmon1 (Jericho): And Jericho fails to catch the Poision

mharmon1 (Jericho): But heals you later

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): unintentionally, of course

mharmon1 (Jericho): At least it was spicy

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 19]

Levi Reed: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 11]

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 17]

Levi Reed: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 12]

GM: Ok

Matthias Crowtooth: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 16]

Vee Barlett: Smelting the dice down, forging new ones, and giving them a test roll! [10d4+10d6+10d8+10d10+10d12+10d20 = 349]

Matthias Crowtooth: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 7]

Ratbone Carder: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 6) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 5]

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 10]

springdew (Ratbone Carder): oh maybe i can row

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): dex for securing ropes and all that sailor stuff that Mattie knows but I don't

mharmon1 (Jericho): Can't row on this, but you helped all the same :)

GM: So you pull off of the docks and start sailing/rowing out the channel and into the sea

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): doesn't matter how we good we do once we're on our way - what's she gonna do? turn the ship around?

GM: one past the edge of the river and then heading north with the sun setting to port

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Tie an anchor to your legs and throw you overboard?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): only you

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): well ...

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): At least Mattie will never have to walk on dry land again

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Don't MAKE me turn this ship around

Ratbone Carder: playing a cheerful tune on the bagpipes

seyfert (Vee Barlett): the quiet ones or the loud ones?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): feel like we should get attacked br scrags now or something

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): ship is too familiar

springdew (Ratbone Carder): no way could i hum this tune in person. it wouldnt sound reedy enough

springdew (Ratbone Carder): only one set of bagpipes, the quiet ones, so i have to try extra hard to play them loud(er)

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): I thought you wrote needy at first

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

-> Vee Barlett: Vee knows that it is called Harpies Point because there are Harpy attacks there in the evenings and mornings

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I wonder if he's whispering for her to stop talking so much

Vee Barlett: Harpies will be out here once evening hits so gotta be cautious.

The time is 6:21 PM

seyfert (Vee Barlett): RUDE

The time is 6:21 PM

The date is Trall____, 1st Kye (Late Winter), 586 SGR

Young Moon's phase is First Quarter

Old Moon's phase is Full Moon

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh like now!

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): BOB, Carissa is right there, you know. You don't have to point out to all of us remoters that you are talking to Carissa. No need to rub it in.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): LOL but he isn't!!

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): We ALL want to talk to Carissa, and you get to. Yes, we know....

GM: Have to have it in chat :)

Levi Reed: Wow, sure did get to be evening awfully quickly

seyfert (Vee Barlett): We're being loud and annoying and he's just sitting there quietly in the corner judging us!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol love you too ryan

Shislif (MeLange): typical librarians :)

Levi Reed: Which is like, opposite of what SHOULD be happening. Normally BOB is the talker

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ooc

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Oh, I dumb. Climbing ropes and such would probably be a climb walls check

Matthias Crowtooth: Which I have 60 points in.... :|

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): ooc

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): after two bottles of wine maybe talking is becoming difficult

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): You have 60 points in talking?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Ooooh

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): to both of you

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): He's up to four quarts of wine now

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): no that was an hour ago

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): I multi-classed. I started out as a level 3 teacher before multi-classing to technical engineer. My stats are a mess, but I try to make it work

User has gone AFK. (LemonyLemon)

GM: So there is a ship on the Borinquen map now to show your progress towards Osterhold

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): you'll tell us when we get there

GM: Yes

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): are we there yet?

GM: But to Carissa's point on sailing past Harpies Point

User has gone AFK. (springdew)

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Are we there yet?

GM: I will turn this ship around

seyfert (Vee Barlett): we'll get there when we GET THERE

Vee Barlett: Keep an eye out for Harpies...

Inv Zora Polasis: looks up in the sky for harpies

Vee Barlett: You got your bow, Matty?

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 5]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 12]

Matthias Crowtooth: Unless you stole it, yeah

Vee Barlett: grins

User is back. (LemonyLemon)

Inv Zora Polasis: harpies are the things that screech loudy? Or am I thinking of something else?

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

NPC: Bird, Giant Eagle

Matthias Crowtooth: Nah, that's Vee.

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): The harpies only come out at night... the lean and hungry type

Vee Barlett: raises brow at the cabin boy

Matthias Crowtooth: braces for an attack... from Vee

GM: and with that spotting by Zora and Vee

GM: you see a Giant Eagle

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 4]

GM: that is coming for the ship

User is back. (springdew)

Vee Barlett: Like that giant eagle there, but meaner.

Vee Barlett: points

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Are they taking us to Mordor?

GM: and Init

Matthias Crowtooth: Matthias Crowtooth tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

Vee Barlett: [INIT] [d10 = 5]

Inv Zora Polasis: [INIT] [d10 = 3]

Ratbone Carder: [INIT] [d10 = 9]

Matthias Crowtooth: Matthias Crowtooth tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

Levi Reed: [INIT] [d10 = 6]

Matthias Crowtooth: Matthias Crowtooth tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Can anyone talk to animals?

Matthias Crowtooth: Matthias Crowtooth tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Or know animal lore?

Jericho: [INIT] [d10 = 2]

springdew (Ratbone Carder): animal handling

Matthias Crowtooth: Matthias Crowtooth tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

[TURN] Jericho

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Fine, I didn't want to roll initiative anyways, Fantasy Grounds

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): hold alt key it works

Matthias Crowtooth: Matthias Crowtooth forced re-roll of initiative.

Matthias Crowtooth: [INIT] [d10 = 4]

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): yay

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Thank ye, Lisa

GM: Not putting a new map up

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Doesn't anyone have ANIMAL LORE????

GM: using just the ship map and the combat tracker

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): kill animal nwp?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): how do we target?

GM: You can target directly on the CT

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): sorry yes - been a while

GM: But you have a moment to shout out to everyone BY TYPING

GM: adn then we start on round 1

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): can a sword reach it?

GM: brb

seyfert (Vee Barlett): WE DROVE HIM TO DRINK MORE

mharmon1 (Jericho): I'm typing now, sorry bob

mharmon1 (Jericho): We are sorry

seyfert (Vee Barlett): .....are we?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Anyhow

Jericho: There's an Eagle!

Inv Zora Polasis: unsheathes her rapier

Jericho: I'm uh, are those dangerous? Or just like...part of the Scenary?

Vee Barlett: ...yeah? I just pointed at it!

Inv Zora Polasis: I think it would be best to not let it carry any of us away

Jericho has delayed their turn until the end of round.

[TURN] Inv Zora Polasis

Vee Barlett: Scare it off.

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Good thing no one here is like, super short

Levi Reed: Good thing no one here is like, super short

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Ratbone Carder: or fluffy

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): It's nice not being the one who's the most likely to get carried away by a big animal

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): bagpipes to scare off bird?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): lolll

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Oooh! Either make it madder Or scare it! I like it

mharmon1 (Jericho): I mean, solid assumption

mharmon1 (Jericho): I say do it!

mharmon1 (Jericho): It'll be a great badass soundtrack if it attacks

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I just think maybe someone could roll ANIMAL LORE and then we could maybe try to find something to make it happy. Throw it a rabbit or something. What do we have on this ship?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): problem is eagles goes before ratbone

GM: Right now it is up in the air, looking to swoop down and get dinner

springdew (Ratbone Carder): except my turn is after the eagle

mharmon1 (Jericho): Is it going after fish, or us here

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): too far away to hit with sword then

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): my turn?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): si

Inv Zora Polasis: waves pointy sword around her head to discourage bird picking her up

[TURN] MeLange

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Por favor, no me mates con tu ataque

seyfert (Vee Barlett): No bueno

springdew (Ratbone Carder): facepalm

GM: Sharif?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): he has away clock on his face

[TURN] Matthias Crowtooth

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Okay, so how do I target with the CT?

GM: I just drag the to hit roll onto the token

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): roll dice on the eagle line on the CT

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Menu - Combat Tracker

Matthias Crowtooth: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-1 = 13]

Attack [13] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Shortbow) [at Bird, Giant Eagle] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 7 ] [AC: 7 ] [HIT]

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): nice

seyfert (Vee Barlett): He did a thing! - me

GM: good

springdew (Ratbone Carder): dayum

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): med or lge

Matthias Crowtooth: [DAMAGE (R)] Shortbow [TYPE: piercing (1d6=2)] [d6 = 2]

mharmon1 (Jericho): It does say "Giant" Eagle. I'd say large?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Large

Matthias Crowtooth: Hah, maybe I should start going by Eagletooth instead

[TURN] Vee Barlett

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): roll dmg on CT too

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): ...sigh... failed again...

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] GO AWAY!

GO AWAY!

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): no

Vee Barlett: waves her trident threatening

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (go again Ryan before I hit next),

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (to get dmg)

Matthias Crowtooth: [DAMAGE (R)] Shortbow [TYPE: piercing (1d6=2)] [d6 = 2]

Damage [2] -> [to Bird, Giant Eagle] [STATUS: Light]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): success!

Shislif (MeLange): nice

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Yay, I did a thing!

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): sharif should go before bird does

springdew (Ratbone Carder): heh

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): yay things!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes waiting before I hit next for Sharif now too

Shislif (MeLange): oh ok sry about that

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Sharif isn't in the same state as you. Much easier to just hit for Michael

Shislif (MeLange): is the bird in the sky?

GM: Actually Ryan only rolled one to hit and rolled two damage rolls

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): but only one hot the eagle

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Yeah the one time you could have used ANIMAL LORE and you were afk

GM: Gotcha

Shislif (MeLange): oh lol right!

GM: so now Sharif can go

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): yes eagle is in sky

GM: then Vee

Shislif (MeLange): can i still use animal lore?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yup

Shislif (MeLange): sweet

mharmon1 (Jericho): I mean, sure?>

MeLange: [SKILL] Animal Lore [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 17]

Shislif (MeLange): too strong

seyfert (Vee Barlett): LOL

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Shislif knows that there is an eagle there.

mharmon1 (Jericho): We love you bud

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (and Vee went; yelled in another language and tried to look threatening)

Shislif (MeLange): lol I can't see the eagle though

seyfert (Vee Barlett): LOL

Shislif (MeLange): is it on the boat?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): You can see it on the combat tracker only

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 17]

mharmon1 (Jericho): He has the vauge impression that it's an eagle :)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Not on the map

Vee Barlett: tries to look threatening?

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): He thinks it is an eagle. Could be a canary or a corgi, though.

Vee Barlett: Smelting the dice down, forging new ones, and giving them a test roll! [10d4+10d6+10d8+10d10+10d12+10d20 = 366]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): DIE DICE DIE

Shislif (MeLange): I mean don't have any range weapons anyways unless I throw an axe

[TURN] Bird, Giant Eagle

Shislif (MeLange): which seems wasteful

mharmon1 (Jericho): Nah, don't waste it :)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): You won't recover it, yeah....

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): yes

mharmon1 (Jericho): Take cover?

MeLange MeLange tries to take cover

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Too bad we don't have a halflling. You could throw them

Shislif (MeLange): lol

mharmon1 (Jericho): wow

mharmon1 (Jericho): :)

Bird, Giant Eagle: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20 = 19]

Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw Attack #1) [at Human, Sailor] [Hit-AC: -2 vs. 10 ] [AC: -2 ] [HIT]

Bird, Giant Eagle: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw Attack #1) [at Human, Sailor] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 10 ] [AC: 10 ] [HIT]

Bird, Giant Eagle: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (1d6=4)] [d6 = 4]

Damage [4] -> [to Human, Sailor] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 1] [STATUS: Dying (0)]

Bird, Giant Eagle: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (1d6=5)] [d6 = 5]

Damage [5] -> [to Human, Sailor] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 5]

Matthias Crowtooth: No!!! Nikolai!!

Ratbone Carder: Noooo! Sailor Human! No!

Matthias Crowtooth: glares

GM: The giant eagle SWOOOPS in and SNATCHES Nikolai off of the mast RIPPING his throat out as he flys off with the body

Shislif (MeLange): whoa

Jericho: Shoot him!

Vee Barlett: curses

GM: Levi, Ratbone and Jericho still get attacks if you have them

[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0]

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Wait... maybe Matthias will get a promotion after this. I hear there is an opening

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): does mattais get a parting shot?

Levi Reed: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Shortbow) [at Bird, Giant Eagle] [Hit-AC: 13 vs. 7 ] [AC: 13 ] [MISS]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

[TURN] Ratbone Carder

[TURN] Jericho

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Not likely to hit hit throwing a knife as it leaves

GM: Knife only goes 30 feet

mharmon1 (Jericho): How far is the bird from Jericho to the Eagle? BOB?

GM: 240 yards away

GM: and so done?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Done on my end. I got nothing thta can reach anywhere near that

[ROUND 2]

GM: So the eagle flys off with its dinner

Shislif (MeLange): when it's my turn i wanna role animal lore again

Shislif (MeLange): oh I guess it's done lol

GM: go for it Sharif

GM: you can roll

MeLange: [SKILL] Animal Lore [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 2]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): SUCCESS!!!!

Shislif (MeLange): yay!

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): You can definitely tell that, yes, this is a giant eagle

Shislif (MeLange): lol

GM: Melange knows that giant eagles need about 1 man sized prey animal every three days

seyfert (Vee Barlett): LOL

seyfert (Vee Barlett): We'll we're safe for three days! Good job, team!

MeLange: we should be good for three days yall!

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

seyfert (Vee Barlett): LOL great minds!!

MeLange: Thank that guy for his sacrifice

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): lol

Levi Reed: Thanks Nikolai

Ratbone Carder: plays the dirge again

Matthias Crowtooth: stares at where Nikolai was in horror

Levi Reed: I'll pour one out for you at the bar

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Sharif, you're making Michael laugh to death over here. And Spring. Good knowing you, Michael.

Shislif (MeLange): lol awesome :)

Vee Barlett: puts a hand on Matty's shoulder

Vee Barlett: I'm sorry.

Matthias Crowtooth: wipes his eyes with his sleeve

Matthias Crowtooth: Yeah, well, risk of the trade, right...?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): nods sadly

Jericho: Yeah I guess

Vee Barlett: nods sadly

MeLange: Act of god that is

Matthias Crowtooth: grimaces

Vee Barlett: We'll get better at it.

Levi Reed: Which one?

Jericho: Hopefully at not getting dead

seyfert (Vee Barlett): AT KILLING THINGS, MICHAEL GOSH!

MeLange: the animals attacking and eating one of us

Levi Reed: No I meant which god

Matthias Crowtooth: moves away from the group, looking below deck for busy work

MeLange: How about your mom?

Vee Barlett: Let's get the ship sailing, guys. Still in Harpie's Bay.

Jericho: Shudders

Vee Barlett: lets Matty have his space

MeLange smiles

Levi Reed: I mean, if she was a god, I wouldn't have a sister like Lila

Jericho: I can heal a lof of stuff, but man. That was.

Jericho: Captain? Does this happen often?

Ratbone Carder: playing a brusque lets-get-down-to-business tune

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): to defeat the huns

Jericho: Lt? This happen to your crews?

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 10]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 14]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Seamanship [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 7]

Ludwig Bethmann: Mostly we lose crew to the sirens

MeLange: how so?

Jericho: Do....we need to prepare for that? Is there anything we can do to prevent future losses?

Jericho: I'm so sorry

Vee Barlett: Hearin' their song when you ain't ready.

MeLange: ohhhh that kind of siren

Ludwig Bethmann: Nods to the port, the islands there, if you get too close to the wrong one, they can lead you astray

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Listening to Michael in person laughing and then watching him type tight-ass Jericho stuff, it's so weird.

MeLange: That something we need to worry about?

Jericho: Can you mark that on my map?

Shislif (MeLange): lol sounds fun

Image: Northern Island Kingdoms

Ludwig Bethmann: (LINK)

MeLange: I feel like if you had to go, going out with a siren is not a bad way to go, compared with other ways to go of course

Ludwig Bethmann: (LINK)

Ludwig Bethmann: (LINK)

MeLange: Do sirens have the same effect on ladies?

Jericho: Now, I'm not a monster expert, but don't Sirens shred you to pieces as you lay dying?

Ludwig Bethmann: So the Northern Island Kingdoms map has the numbers on it

MeLange: as they do with the maties?

MeLange: oh really?

Ludwig Bethmann: that correspond to the numbers here on this page

Ludwig Bethmann: (LINK)

MeLange: like, they don't kill you with sex?

Vee Barlett: They eat our soul.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): *your

MeLange: yea but that's like a metaphor for sex righ?

Vee Barlett: ...no.....

MeLange: oh ok

MeLange: well nevermind then

Vee Barlett: If Levi told you that, he's making shit up.

Ludwig Bethmann: Unless you like dying from sex

MeLange: Who knows where we hear this stuff you know

Vee Barlett: How would you know if they die?

MeLange: well that was point, if I had to die, that seemed like a pretty good option

MeLange: still rather have undeadly pillowing, between the two

MeLange: just how I roll

Vee Barlett: Well I suppose it's good to know it. I mean you're assuming they let you enjoy it, too.

MeLange: I assume a lot of things

Vee Barlett: laughs

Vee Barlett: You know what that makes you, ya?

MeLange: smiles

MeLange: attractive?

Vee Barlett: Nah. An ass!

MeLange: Oh my!

Vee Barlett: That's what they say about assumptions, buddy!

MeLange: learning a lot of new things today

Ratbone Carder: plays a shanty

Levi Reed: An ass with a sexy back

Vee Barlett: Good day when you learn things.

MeLange: yea it's ok

MeLange: Oh and thanks Levi for telling me sirens pillow you to death!

Levi Reed: I don't think that was me

MeLange: Think you're so funny sometimes

Ludwig Bethmann: So Matt Lad

Ludwig Bethmann: You planning on sailing through the night?

Matthias Crowtooth: Can't sleep.

Levi Reed: Whoa whoa whoa

Ludwig Bethmann: Or are we anchoring safely

MeLange: what does that require?

Levi Reed: Matt's not in charge here. Cabin boy

Levi Reed: But the investigator will concur, I'm sure

Vee Barlett: elbows Levi

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): (Wait, is everyone above Mattie dead?)

Vee Barlett: His ship...friends.

MeLange: Cabin boy? That sounds offensive

Levi Reed: That's what he called himself!

MeLange: Cabin Man, or Cabin Person

Levi Reed: It's rude to call someone by something they don't want to be called, man

Vee Barlett: Come on, Matty Boy. You have leadership skills!

Vee Barlett: ...I think....

Ratbone Carder: cabineer

MeLange: it's just cause he doesn't know any better

Levi Reed: cabinette

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (lots of laughter from that one Spring in person)

Matthias Crowtooth: The Captain says Cabin Boy, so I am a Cabin Boy.

springdew (Ratbone Carder): :-D

Jericho: So....

MeLange: fine

Jericho: what do we call you

Vee Barlett -> Matthias Crowtooth: And you'll stay one if you don't step it up. Come on, bud. You can do this.

Ludwig Bethmann: Well if we are sailing through the night I better bring out some extra lanterns

Jericho: Matt sounds good, so I'll stick with that

Levi Reed: He JUST SAID Cabin Boy

Matthias Crowtooth: Matthias? Sir? Lord and Master?

Levi Reed: Do you not listen?

Jericho: Whoa there Cabin boy, let's not go to extremes

Jericho: Grunts

Matthias Crowtooth: Dark Lord of the Surf?

Jericho: ....What?

Vee Barlett: I'm getting reading to toss you into the surf....

Matthias Crowtooth: You asked what to call me

seyfert (Vee Barlett): *ready

Jericho: Turning to Vee

Jericho: What?

Matthias Crowtooth: Just giving some suggestions... pesant

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Why not Voldemort of the ocean, jeez

Jericho: You don't put up with that, do you?

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): peasant*

Jericho: Woudl you call him that?

Ludwig Bethmann: I will go wake up Raimund so he can navigate

Ludwig Bethmann: Unless one of you lot can do that

Jericho: I will do that!

Vee Barlett: Hmm....

Matthias Crowtooth -> Vee Barlett: I just need to wait until everyone above me is dead to monsters. I can wait.

Jericho: Escape from insantiy

Jericho: Whispers

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 13]

Vee Barlett: yawns

Jericho: Mr. Raimund?

Jericho: Sir?

Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Climb Walls [PERCENT:Climb Walls] (vs. Target 60) [SUCCESS by 22] [d100 = 38]

Vee Barlett: Maybe wake someone. That party hit hard.

Jericho: Mr. Bethmann told me to wake you

Jericho: Are you fit for duty?

Vee Barlett -> Matthias Crowtooth: You waiting for monsters to kill me?

Raimund Feilhaber: Growls, this better be good

Levi Reed -> Matthias Crowtooth: Just another random whisper for Michael's benefit. As we do.

Shislif (MeLange): brb

Jericho: Good?

Jericho: Er

Jericho: Well

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Matthias Crowtooth -> Levi Reed: LOL, thank ye

Jericho: Not sure. I'm simply doing what was asked

Jericho: I have some tea stimulants if you are tired and need refreshment however

The time is 8:21 PM

Vee Barlett: We sure we want to go through the night?

Raimund Feilhaber: Are you telling me what?

Jericho: Ah, you are replacing for Navigation duty

Jericho: My apologies

Matthias Crowtooth -> Vee Barlett: Wouldn't be much of a wait. You put yourself in danger far too much. Be careful since I don't want to have to settle for Levi being my best friend. It would be a massive downgrade.

Raimund Feilhaber: What happened to Nicci

Matthias Crowtooth: mumbles

Matthias Crowtooth: E's dead.....

Jericho: If you mean Nickolai, he was carried off by a Giant Eagle and died via sustained blood loss by Throat displacement

Raimund Feilhaber: Grunts that would suck

Matthias Crowtooth: looks at Jericho in appalled horror

Jericho: Yes, I imagine it did

Vee Barlett -> Matthias Crowtooth: I agree. But you gotta be more decisive, too. You're good with a bow, but if you don't make decisions when they actually give you a chance, they ain't gonna take you seriously.

Levi Reed -> Matthias Crowtooth: Michael literally just said out loud, "Hey, Matthias isn't there, don't talk, only I get to talk."

Jericho: Anyhow. Tea?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): LOL

Levi Reed -> Matthias Crowtooth: Just thought you would want to know

Raimund Feilhaber: Cold Water, you can make ice priest boy?

Matthias Crowtooth -> Levi Reed: Good to know. I will double my whispers to you in response.

Levi Reed -> Matthias Crowtooth: Hahahahaha, fantastic

Matthias Crowtooth -> Levi Reed: Like so

Jericho: Shrugs. Sure thing. But specify please?

Raimund Feilhaber: Ice the cold part of water....?

Jericho: Okay?

Matthias Crowtooth: Ice priest boy? Is that a nickname?

Levi Reed -> Matthias Crowtooth: I'm not sure that was quite double, yet

Matthias Crowtooth -> Vee Barlett: Fine. I've decided you need to get me a beer.

Inv Zora Polasis: I believe Cold Water was the nickname and ice was the command

Matthias Crowtooth -> Levi Reed: Touche

Jericho: Jericho cast a spell NOT memorized.

Jericho: [CAST] Combine

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): IPB, yeah you know me

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Are you down with the IPB?

Matthias Crowtooth -> Levi Reed: Michael..... I seeeeee yoooouuuu

Inv Zora Polasis: He's a priest of course he can make ice

Jericho: Jericho cast a spell NOT memorized.

Jericho: [CAST] Create Water

Jericho: Your bath sir!

Vee Barlett -> Matthias Crowtooth: Nice try, Matty. But only if you show your shipmates you can do better than them BEFORE they monsters kill them.

Jericho: Gently pours over his head

Matthias Crowtooth: Why is the water brown?

Levi Reed -> Matthias Crowtooth: But he does not see you. It has been confirmed that he does not read the chat, despite his insistence last week that he does

Jericho: He was rather dirty

Jericho: I'm glad he took a bath

Matthias Crowtooth -> Levi Reed: Carissa..... I seeeee yoooouuuuu

SPUTTERS

Jericho: You look much better Sir

Jericho: Ready for shift?

Inv Zora Polasis: did you just pour water over the first mate's head?

Jericho: He asked for water!

Jericho: Panicked

Jericho: Didn't he want a bath?

Jericho: I asked for specification

Vee Barlett -> Matthias Crowtooth: I SEEE YOU TOOOOOOOO

Inv Zora Polasis: Hmmmm ....

Jericho: Startled

Jericho: Did I do wrong?

Matthias Crowtooth -> Vee Barlett: EEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): All you said was "ice?"

Jericho: No, he said Ice Water

Jericho: I did that?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): That's not REALLY asking for specification

Matthias Crowtooth: Can you make tea with that?

Jericho: Did he not want to wake up and be clean?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Also that was OOC

Vee Barlett: Isn't brown water tea?

Jericho: Not with that water!

Jericho: It's brown

Jericho: It's unsanitary!

Levi Reed: That would be a best case scenario

Matthias Crowtooth: Yeah, and dirty too

Jericho: I mean...look at it

Jericho: Would you drink that?

Jericho: Ugh

Jericho: Now would you like some tea?

Matthias Crowtooth -> Vee Barlett: Also, people are a lot more easy to boss around after the monsters get them. When they can't talk back anymore

Jericho: I can put ice in that too

Raimund Feilhaber: Wipes his face

Jericho: Towel sir?

Levi Reed: What kind of cretin puts ice in tea?

Jericho: Hands over towel

Raimund Feilhaber: Good to know we have a priest un afraid to cast spells when I tell him to,

Matthias Crowtooth: I hear that they do that in Fla Reeta far to the south. Savage peoples, I hear.

Vee Barlett -> Matthias Crowtooth: That IS fair, but it's harder to replace them when you start being cursed as the ship whose shipmates keep getting eaten by monsters. Then who will you hire?

Raimund Feilhaber: Stick with me, I have plans to use your skills

Raimund Feilhaber: grins

Raimund Feilhaber: and walks to the tiller

Jericho: Uh...good?

Jericho: Tea?

Matthias Crowtooth -> Vee Barlett: That's why the gods invented zombies

Levi Reed: I think you just got Matty's promotion

Matthias Crowtooth: looks for his dagger

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

Vee Barlett -> Matthias Crowtooth: Yeah, but with your luck, they'll be zombie monsters. Couples at that!

Vee Barlett: pats the extra dagger at her side as she yawns

Matthias Crowtooth -> Vee Barlett: Reminding me of my sad loneliness. I wish I was part of a zombie couple...

Inv Zora Polasis: I could certainly use some tea

Levi Reed -> Matthias Crowtooth: I feel left out

Inv Zora Polasis: Hot with a splash of milk please

Vee Barlett -> Matthias Crowtooth: You gotta die first, and unless I'm the one killing you, I don't want you to die too soon. Then who'll go sailing with me? Zombies smell.

Jericho: Er. I can't conjure milk, but I can get you tea. One moment I'll see if we have any aboard

Matthias Crowtooth -> Vee Barlett: Yeah, because sailors are known for our sanitary nature.

Jericho: [SKILL] Herbalism [2] [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 8]

Vee Barlett -> Matthias Crowtooth: .......okay well I try not to smell WORSE or they won't let us into port.

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I love that somehow now Jericho is like, the assistant who fetches the coffee

Jericho: Makes tea

Jericho: If milk, adds splash

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): he keeps pushing tea so I thought I would take some :)

Jericho: If not, then Tea

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol might as well

Levi Reed: He IS a pusher

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ooc

Matthias Crowtooth -> Levi Reed: If you want, you can whisper that you are going to murder me as well

mharmon1 (Jericho): No, he was just being an ass to the First Mate

mharmon1 (Jericho): :)

Levi Reed -> Matthias Crowtooth: Oh, she's going to murder you? Nah, I'll wait for the next giant eagle and throw you in front of it

Jericho: Carefull, as it's evening this is pretty strong

Levi Reed -> Matthias Crowtooth: Does that count as murder?

Jericho: Hands over tea to investigator

Raimund Feilhaber: Priest boy, you have spells that can clean things, use one to wipe down the forecastle

Jericho: Hands over tea to investigator

Inv Zora Polasis: Thank you Jericho

Jericho: Snickers

Jericho: Sorry what First Mate?

Matthias Crowtooth: contemplates cutting all of Jericho's pants so they are all hotpants-length

Raimund Feilhaber: If I have to repeat things then you can use your spells down in the bilge

Matthias Crowtooth: I can wipe down the forecastle

Inv Zora Polasis: You know Jericho, Orison some cleaning for the man you poured water on

Jericho: Shrugs. If I use spells without knowing the context, then you won't have them when I need context First Mate

Vee Barlett: You need to be on deck with that bow until we pass Harpies Bay.

Raimund Feilhaber: Nah Matt Lad I want to see our priest boy do it with his magic

Matthias Crowtooth -> Levi Reed: Nah, self-defense if you do it while I am trying to shove you in front first

Matthias Crowtooth: ...yessir

Levi Reed -> Matthias Crowtooth: Fair

Matthias Crowtooth -> Levi Reed: I thought so!

Levi Reed: He might need that spell if we get attacked by harpies at dawn

Matthias Crowtooth -> Vee Barlett: You mean that women sweat and don't naturally smell like vanilla? That one lady lied to me!!

Inv Zora Polasis: sips her tea contentedly

Levi Reed: Speaking of which... can I go take a little nap?

Inv Zora Polasis: This is quite good, thank you.

Raimund Feilhaber: Are you on watch there Levi?

Levi Reed: I don't know, am I?

Levi Reed: I'm not very good at it, if so

Vee Barlett: You got a bow.

Raimund Feilhaber: If you do not, then YES yes you are

Jericho: Ah, I see. You think Magic is a cure-all. I believe you have it wrong. I used Magic for safety of the crew in the event of a navigator not being available. I won't use a spell that might be necessary from you yourself becoming a "Nikki" because you wished for me to use magic to clean your ship. I am more then happy to put myself physically to your "Forecastle" as you call it, but I will not be using magic for that. I typically reserve that for medical emergencies

Raimund Feilhaber: Go up in the crows nest

Levi Reed: Well, then I guess I'll start paying attention!

Vee Barlett -> Matthias Crowtooth: She was turning you down politely!

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 12]

Matthias Crowtooth -> Vee Barlett: Oh, she was so good at it I didn't even know...

Inv Zora Polasis: looks at Jericho in surprise

Raimund Feilhaber: Priest boy Raimund says sternly, you can go wipe down the forecastle with your spell,

Raimund Feilhaber: Or I can use you as my next sea anchor

Inv Zora Polasis: Doesn't your god want you to assist when called upon?

Raimund Feilhaber: Your choice

Vee Barlett -> Matthias Crowtooth: Hey, maybe after we find the rum we'll find you a better date! Maybe. If we try REALLY hard.

Levi Reed: Forecastle? Is that what the kids are calling them these days?

Inv Zora Polasis: Since when are priests so stingy?

Matthias Crowtooth -> Vee Barlett: Sounds like we will need to give away a lot of rum if we are going this route.

Levi Reed: climbs up to the crow's nest

Matthias Crowtooth: salutes Levi mockingly

Jericho: Shrugs. Then I'll pretty much be your Anchor. I have no spells that can do what you've asked. You need to be more specific. I thought that was evident when it became clear you weren't asking for a bath?

Vee Barlett -> Matthias Crowtooth: That's fine. The church just wants that stamp back. If we lose the rum, we lose it.

Jericho: Who knows what might happen to your "Forecastle"

Jericho: If you know what I mean

Ratbone Carder: (singing) now just a dingdang minute! now just a dogoone sec!

Raimund Feilhaber: Looks over at Matthias

Raimund Feilhaber: Tie him up for a sea anchor

Inv Zora Polasis: A priest who does not have an orison spell. I am learning so much on this trip

Ratbone Carder: do not abuse our priest if you please, or you'll get us into heck!

Matthias Crowtooth: Yessir

Raimund Feilhaber: Come tell me when it is ready

Raimund Feilhaber: Walks away

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): orison is like cantrip - you can use it for cleaning

Matthias Crowtooth: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 20]

Jericho: Touch me Matthias, and your Forecastle will become just a Castle

Matthias Crowtooth: glances back at Raimund

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Oh, are we having a bris?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

springdew (Ratbone Carder): ha

Matthias Crowtooth -> Vee Barlett: Plus, if we lose the rum, we lose the chance to taste 50 year old rum

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): if this is 1st watch you can cast away and then sleep and still get spells tomorrow

Vee Barlett -> Matthias Crowtooth: That'd be a tragedy!

Matthias Crowtooth -> Vee Barlett: Indeed!

Levi Reed -> Matthias Crowtooth: Dang, are you guys writing a book or what?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): be the magic man and start cleaning :)

Matthias Crowtooth -> Levi Reed: I was, but then I became disillusioned by how authors buy their best-seller status and stopped writing.

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Oh come on Lisa, really????)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (:()

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): yes really

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (he's having a moral dilemna right now)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (or a pride dilemna?)

Matthias Crowtooth: Wouldn't that go against your pacifist creed?

Vee Barlett: Don't pacifist want to make everyone happy?

Matthias Crowtooth: To, you know, kills us all because you didn't want to use your magic?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): just a flick of the wrist and a few words

mharmon1 (Jericho): (It's really kind of for a point. Pride, kinda, but wasting spells on something that can be done by hand is really just a push to far)

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): just a flick of my wrist and I could change your religion

mharmon1 (Jericho): (And dumb)

Levi Reed -> Matthias Crowtooth: Carissa has written and (self)published TWO books. She could help you

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): you are 1st level - there is no pride

Vee Barlett: Nah, they're peacemakers, yeah? Make people happy.

mharmon1 (Jericho): (If he wins this, you never know when they will abuse it)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): or a flick of the wrist and I can change how alive you are

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Fair enough, but I am willing to become an anchor)

Matthias Crowtooth -> Levi Reed: Oooooh, that's awesome! I'll have to ask her about that.

GM: Abuse it like dumping a gallon of water over the head of the first mate? pretending to be too stupid to understand it would upset him?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Jericho is about to meet the mermaids

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): you can sleep afterwards and get the spells back - what are you saving them for>

Vee Barlett: Dr Priest Man, you came WITH us. If you defy orders, you make the rest of us look bad.

mharmon1 (Jericho): Low

mharmon1 (Jericho): But fair

seyfert (Vee Barlett): SUCCESS

mharmon1 (Jericho): I wil lburn this ship to the ground

Orison

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Clean it first

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): LOL

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Michael - "Ugh. I'm gonna burn this ship to the ground. (pause) Where's orison?"

GM: grins

Jericho: Cleans it, but makes it bright PINK

Jericho: Like, Garish Pink

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Lisa rolled Charisma and succeeeded.

Vee Barlett: Hey, hey. Ain't want to make this ship OBVIOUS in the dark!

Vee Barlett: Where's that brown water?

Levi Reed: yells down "LOVE THE COLOR!"

Jericho: He wanted it clean Vee!

Jericho: It's beauitful!

Jericho: No one can miss it's cleanliness

Jericho: With obvious pride

Jericho: I think I outdid myself personally

Ratbone Carder: nods in satisfaction

Vee Barlett: He's gonna smear it with your blood to cover it back up.

Jericho: I can make it baby blue?

Jericho: Ponders Forecastle

Jericho: Like Art

Vee Barlett: At least blue is more sea-like

Jericho: It's beauitful

Vee Barlett: We don't want another eagle visiting, do ya?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): At least he can heal himself after that. After being an anchor... not so much

Ratbone Carder: (singing) she's a fine, fine lady, the Flame of Justice!

Jericho: Aren't eagles color blind?

Jericho: See!

Jericho: Points to Ratbone

Ratbone Carder: she's a glorious craft, she's shining pink!

Vee Barlett: Well there, if you want to do colors, make it a flame.

Jericho: It IS the color of some flames

Jericho: Pink is red

Vee Barlett: But blue. Something that WON

Jericho: Stubborn

GM: That is a question about eagles for Melange

Ratbone Carder: (singing) she's a fine, fine lady, the Flame of Justice!

Jericho: Pink DID win

Vee Barlett: *WON'T make the ship a target.

Jericho: Melange?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): MELANGE!!! ROLL!!!

Levi Reed: yells down IS MY WATCH OVER YET?

Jericho: Will pink make Eagles pluck people off the ship?

MeLange: hello yes?

Ratbone Carder: The mate might just get hotter than you think!

Vee Barlett: It'll draw more eagles here so... yeah?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Animal Lore

MeLange: [SKILL] Animal Lore [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 15]

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): We need to know if the eagles are attracted to pink

Shislif (MeLange): dang it

MeLange: why would they be attracted to pink?

Vee Barlett: Harpie like pink, I'm sure.

Vee Barlett: Color of blood?....thinned by water?

MeLange: [SKILL] Animal Lore [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 7] [d20 = 20]

Shislif (MeLange): geez

mharmon1 (Jericho): Oh man

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ouch man

Vee Barlett: that skill does NOT like you

MeLange: seems like a stretch

Levi Reed: SMELT SMELT SMELT

Shislif (MeLange): it's the worst!

Jericho: Slaps the Forecastle

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): OOC

Jericho: Any nobody polished this forecastle with such love

Jericho: Aint

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Sharif, bottom right click that smelter

Jericho: It's pink with excitement

seyfert (Vee Barlett): not the tower but the stone thing next to it

Matthias Crowtooth: You can polish your forecastle as much as you want... in your bunch where we can't see.

GM: Pepto Bismo Pink with sea sickness

Levi Reed: What's a bunch?

Vee Barlett: Like a lot.

Ratbone Carder: strummy strum strum

Ratbone Carder: (singing) she's a fine, fine lady, the Flame of Justice!

Ratbone Carder: she's a glorious craft, she's shining pink!

MeLange: polish my forecastle?

Matthias Crowtooth: It is like brunch, but you eat it earlier in the day

Ratbone Carder: (singing) she's a fine, fine lady, the Flame of Justice!

Vee Barlett: No that's second breakfast.

Ratbone Carder: The mate might just get hotter than you think!

Jericho: Uh, I've already wasted a few spells. Go polish your own Forecastle

Levi Reed: You want him to polish his forecastle earlier in the day?

The date is Trall____de, 2nd Kye (Late Winter), 586 SGR

Young Moon's phase is First Quarter

Old Moon's phase is Waning Gibbous

The time is 12:21 AM

Levi Reed: I mean, honestly, might loosen the guy up a bit

Vee Barlett: You gonna sleep? You got more spells! Ugh, whatever.

Matthias Crowtooth: Why not? That way, we can see the bright pink forecastle for much longer and get a great start to our day

Raimund Feilhaber: Walking around the ship

Ratbone Carder: suspenseful tune

MeLange: hmm

Jericho: Sigh LOUDLY

Raimund Feilhaber: So there Melange is it?

Jericho: OK

Matthias Crowtooth: sings Da dah! Da dah! Da dah da dah dah dah!!

Inv Zora Polasis: tries to go to sleep for a while

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): You WANT to see his pink forecastle? I can help you with that, Matty

MeLange: hey there, it is

Levi Reed: You WANT to see his pink forecastle? I can help you with that, Matty

seyfert (Vee Barlett): wut

MeLange: Raimund

Raimund Feilhaber: Why are you with this .... rabble lot

MeLange: I heard everybody loves you

Raimund Feilhaber: I would say that Matt Lad is not a bad sort

Raimund Feilhaber: but the rest of these?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): LOL

Matthias Crowtooth: Sorry, sir.

MeLange: Just where the winds have taken me

Matthias Crowtooth: looks like a kicked puppy

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ouch man

Raimund Feilhaber: Not a bad place to be

seyfert (Vee Barlett): can I have one of those gallons of wine you're drinking Bob? I need it after that

MeLange: Some of em I've known for a while

Raimund Feilhaber: The Flame could use a few new hands

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Did you just apologize for NOT being a "bad sort"?

MeLange: I've never really belonged, but with this group I belond, so why not?

Raimund Feilhaber: If Matt Lad here vouches for you we could take you on

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): No, for bringing you "rabble lot" onboard

MeLange: \on what?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): "He is getting MAtty's promotion!" - Lemon

Matthias Crowtooth: looks around at the rabble lot dubiously

Matthias Crowtooth: Vouch for them? I'd.... have to think about that.

Matthias Crowtooth: Although I hear Jericho has always wanted to be a sea anchor, and I think he has a lot of potential in that role.

Raimund Feilhaber: Chuckles

Jericho: Oh I don't know. I think the project worked out perfectly

MeLange: A sea anchor? How would that work?

Jericho: Never seen such a clean Forecastle

Raimund Feilhaber: He is a stubborn git

Jericho: Stubborn?

Raimund Feilhaber: Mabye you can knock some sense into him

Jericho: Feighns hurt

Matthias Crowtooth: looks for a club

Raimund Feilhaber: and Melange here can help

Jericho: Again Mattias, "think about it, and your forecastle just becomes castle"

Jericho: I mean it

Matthias Crowtooth: I don't know what that means, honestly.

Jericho: I will take your penis and cut off the tip

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): I'm 16 and barely know how to read, much less know the etymology of words to the point where I would get that joke

MeLange: whoa wait what's goin on right now?

Raimund Feilhaber: Shouts up to Levi "You spot anything on the horizon?"

Vee Barlett: Jericho, mate, is it time for bed?

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 11]

Jericho: My apologies

Matthias Crowtooth: Oh, and here I thought you were talking about the forecastle of the ship. Why didn't you just come out and threaten me instead of talking all fancy?

Jericho: I'm feelin ga little unwell

Vee Barlett: Yeah.... go sleep, mate. We got this.

Jericho: I uh...thought you knew what I was talking about.

Raimund Feilhaber: Levi? you awake up there?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): i rolled!

MeLange: Hey Levi

MeLange: what do we make of this whole situation?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Do I see anything?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): you didn't roll unless you type in chat that you did!

-> Levi Reed: You see the lighthouse on the point where to turn, their light is shining

Levi Reed: Yeap! See the lighthouse up ahead!

Raimund Feilhaber: Good, call out when we are level to the turn

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): how will I know?

The time is 2:21 AM

GM: That would be a good question

GM: You could ask those who have sailing

Levi Reed: How will I know!?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): am I asleep? who is doing third shift? fine I'll roll

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Seamanship [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 14] [d20 = 2]

-> Vee Barlett: Vee yells up to Levi that you are ready to turn when the lighthouse is even with the bowsprint (the tip of the bow on the ship)

-> Vee Barlett: Which then means someone has to tell them at the rudder to make the turn

Vee Barlett: When the lighthouse is even with the bowsprint, dumbass!

Levi Reed: WHAT'S A BOWSPRINT?

Vee Barlett: The tip of the bow! What else would ya call it?

Levi Reed: That the front part!?

Vee Barlett: YES.

Levi Reed: Got it!

Jericho: Bow is front, stern is rear, port is left, and Starboard is right

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ok but OOC how do I know?

Vee Barlett: Then someone has to tell them at the rudder to make the turn.

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Do I just decide?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Retcon

mharmon1 (Jericho): Jerichos is asleep

Vee Barlett: looks at Matty

Vee Barlett: MATTY.

GM: Yes you can just decide

Levi Reed: TIME TO TURN!

Shislif (MeLange): am I still on watch?

GM: which way?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): just don't hit an iceberg

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I don't know, they should know?

Shislif (MeLange): sry nevermind

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 7]

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): They know which direction we're going in, they know where the lighthouse is?

-> Vee Barlett: 90 degree starboard

Vee Barlett: yells out, "90 DEGREE STARBOARD!"

MeLange: what's that?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): ohh you can see the little ship move on the map!

GM: smiles thank you for watching

seyfert (Vee Barlett): tells them at the rudder themselves

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sorry I did not remark that but it is fun

seyfert (Vee Barlett): *HERSELF

The time is 4:21 AM

GM: So who is going to wake up the Captain?

Shislif (MeLange): brb

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Vee Barlett: Matty, you wakin' Captain or am I?

Matthias Crowtooth: I'll go wake the captain.

GM: and tell her you are entering the port area

Vee Barlett: Good.

Matthias Crowtooth: Oh captain! My Cpaptain! Our fearful trip is done!

Matthias Crowtooth: The ship has weathered every wrack, the prize we sought is won.

Captain Ciannait Flame: YAWWWWWNSSSSS

Matthias Crowtooth: The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting.

Inv Zora Polasis: wakes up with all the ship turning going on

Ratbone Carder: looks at Matthias with some respect

Captain Ciannait Flame: Keep us away from the cliffs Matthais

Matthias Crowtooth: Yes, ma'am! I'll keep a sharp eye out.

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Mattie: Vee, since you actually have navigation, keep a sharp eye out.... and let me take the credit, too, please.

Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 11) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20 = 6]

Captain Ciannait Flame: Make sure the crew is ready for arrival, and you need to hoist the flag so that the navy knows we are here on legitimate buisness

seyfert (Vee Barlett): See! You got this!

Matthias Crowtooth: Yes, ma'am.

Matthias Crowtooth: runs to spread the news to the crew.

Matthias Crowtooth: Prepare for arrival. Keep us steady as we come into port. I'll hoist the flag!

Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Climb Walls [PERCENT:Climb Walls] (vs. Target 60) [FAILURE by 4] [d100 = 64]

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): well......

GM: [d2 = 1]

GM: Matthais climbs up the ropes and then slips to fall to the deck taking a point of damage

Inv Zora Polasis: Do you need some help with that?

Matthias Crowtooth: ARRRGHHH

Vee Barlett: Yeah.... didn't think you could dangle. Only fall.

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Climb Walls [PERCENT:Climb Walls] (vs. Target 60) [SUCCESS by 5] [d100 = 55]

Matthias Crowtooth: N-no, I got this. I was told to climb and hoist the flag.

Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Climb Walls [PERCENT:Climb Walls] (vs. Target 60) [SUCCESS by 10] [d100 = 50]

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): And thus it became cannon that Matty can't climb

Matthias Crowtooth's health adjusted by -1

Inv Zora Polasis: Okay I'll just watch

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I thought you meant a canon like.... we gonna shoot him over ship

Inv Zora Polasis: sits in the netting and watches

Inv Zora Polasis: Very nice view from here

mharmon1 (Jericho): No gunpowder in this game. I think you mean "Launch" via Catapault

GM: so both Matthias and Zora make it up the ropes

Matthias Crowtooth: grits his teeth and climbs, hoisting the flag on the crow's nest

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sure!

Matthias Crowtooth: grins in triumph

Inv Zora Polasis: claps

-> Inv Zora Polasis: You see that there is a small ship sailing out of the port towards you with another ship looks like maybe a Navy ship, shooting ballista at it as the one tries to flee

-> Matthias Crowtooth: You see that there is a small ship sailing out of the port towards you with another ship looks like maybe a Navy ship, shooting ballista at it as the one tries to flee

Inv Zora Polasis: Oh look!

Inv Zora Polasis: points

Matthias Crowtooth: opens mouth, closes it.

Inv Zora Polasis: Looks like the Navy is chasing that other ship

Inv Zora Polasis: Good thing you got the official flag up

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): maybe it's our bad guys!

mharmon1 (Jericho): (So is Jericho awake out of curiosity?)

Matthias Crowtooth: I see it. They are launching ballistas at their target!

Inv Zora Polasis: Hope they don't miss and hit us

seyfert (Vee Barlett): .................................

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 5]

Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Climb Walls [PERCENT:Climb Walls] (vs. Target 60) [SUCCESS by 20] [d100 = 40]

Matthias Crowtooth: shimmies down the ropes to go tell the captain

-> Vee Barlett: That smaller ship is trying to steer closer to your ship

Vee Barlett: HO! Smaller ship is heading our way.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): do you have to roll to get down? lol never had to climb things before

Vee Barlett: HO! Smaller ship heading our way!

-> Inv Zora Polasis: That smaller ship looks like it is steering towards your ship

Inv Zora Polasis: Hey!!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): If you're Matty, just fall. It's fineeeeee

Inv Zora Polasis: That small ship is coming straight at us!

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): (I did it once and Mattie fell, so I do it every time out of petty amusement)

Inv Zora Polasis: Turn or something!

GM: Yes climb walls up and down

mharmon1 (Jericho): (So, OOC. How do we see this smaller ship at nighttime?)

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Or I could just jump and tank the compound fracture

GM: if you have rope use it gives you a bonus with going up and down the netting

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): It's morning

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 3]

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Would a small ship attempting to escape a Naval Vessel, be runnign dark?)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (It's 4)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Dark)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (At least I thoguht it was)

Shislif (MeLange): dark

GM: That is why you needed such good Obvservation rolls from your people up in the crows nest

Shislif (MeLange): nice observing

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): depending on where the international date line falls

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20 = 9]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): how do we avoid it?

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): I just figured we were in Alaska latitude, where it never goes dark

Inv Zora Polasis: Priest man - send up some light!

mharmon1 (Jericho): Zero Dark 30 or something

Inv Zora Polasis: Jericho

mharmon1 (Jericho): I'm aslepp Lisa

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): What season is it? Maybe it's always dark

mharmon1 (Jericho): Someone can wake me up

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): I'm up high

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): but then we don't have his spells

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): (who is at the wheel? Did they turn?)

GM: Need a navigation check to make the attempt to turn away from the on comming boat

GM: and Vee did that

Inv Zora Polasis: A ship is coming at us with a Navy ship behind. I think we need to turn now!

Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 11) [FAILURE by 9] [d20 = 20]

GM: BUT

seyfert (Vee Barlett): .......

GM: you have another ship chasing that one

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): cliff warning?

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Oh, oops. Sorry, missed the part about Vee

GM: and you have to decide, do you go ... there you go Lisa has it

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): how many ships are chasing us????

GM: You have a ship trying to get you inbetween it and the navy

GM: Zero ships chasing you

seyfert (Vee Barlett): didn't we light lanterns?

GM: one ship running away

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): so navy ship, the ship that's getting chased by the navy, and then a third ship coming at us from a different direction?

GM: call it Boat A

GM: the Navy is chasing them

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): navy ship has a ballista

GM: Boat A is trying to get close to you, and hope to get The Flame in between it and the Navy

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): so there's only Boat A and navy boat?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): so navigate to the edge of cliffs or send up a flare?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): SEND UP A FLARE!

Vee Barlett: SEND UP A FLARE!

Jericho: Wake Jericho up

mharmon1 (Jericho): Wake Jericho up

GM: So you can try to swerve and go towards the cliffs? try to get between the boat and the cliffs or try to go the other way and avoid the navy firing on you

MeLange: hey Jericho, wake up!

Shislif (MeLange): brb

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

GM: So organize

GM: plot out what spells to use, skills to roll etc,

GM: do it all OOC

GM: then we will make the actual rolls and see what happens

seyfert (Vee Barlett): So we can light a torch which has some fire risk

seyfert (Vee Barlett): We can have priest waste one of his only spells for non-fire risk

seyfert (Vee Barlett): We can decide cliff instead

mharmon1 (Jericho): How many yards between us and enemy ship?

MadamePsychosis: other than obs I have no ship skills

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Melange appears to be waking up Jericho, Matthias was running to get the captain, Vee is having the crew send up a flare

MadamePsychosis: we have the good flag so if they can see us they might not fire on us

seyfert (Vee Barlett): So cast light on the flag

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Or we can just turn?

MadamePsychosis: or on the crows nest so it lights up around the flag?

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Multiple plans, as long as they don't counter-act each other, are good, IMO

MadamePsychosis: nav roll to get to the cliffs would be good but if it fails could damage the ship

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Vee has all the ship skills with 50/50 for cliff safe shipping

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Turn, send a flare/light up, etc.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Matty has nav too...

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Mattie has an 11 :(

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ...1 better than V

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): And is played by Ryan

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

GM: Bless gives you a +5% so a plus one to a skill roll

MadamePsychosis: navy sending projectiles at the ship will also damage it so I think the nav roll is worth the risk

Matthias Crowtooth: Smelting the dice down, forging new ones, and giving them a test roll! [10d4+10d6+10d8+10d10+10d12+10d20 = 331]

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): they are trying to decide if light by the flag would be strong enough for the navy ship to see

Matthias Crowtooth: Smelt incoming

seyfert (Vee Barlett): nice

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): ooc

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Speaking from a metagame perspective, Matty might have a 1 better navigation, but he was already running to get the captain. Does Vee want to try steering in the meantime?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): will they even believe us? Can't people fly false flags?

GM: The flag you would be flying is that you are on Church Business

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): ah

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Can we like, light up enough so the boat behind us can see us, and then like, they will be like whoops don't want to hit that boat and then they will turn? and we can just keep moving forward while they start turning?

mharmon1 (Jericho): So

MadamePsychosis: I thought they were in front of us coming at us. are they behind us?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): So either we take the risk of cliffs into two characters OR we hope torchlight is good enough to light up the flag so the navy can see we're innocent

seyfert (Vee Barlett): votes

GM: (POLL)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Is there a way to send an SOS signal or something?

Jericho: Is the Captain awake?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): So check for cliff, X for flag

Jericho: Can't we ask her these tpyes of questions? This Is HER ship?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): So the navy knows we're not trying to escape them?

Jericho: She might have procedure fo rthis?

MadamePsychosis: we can't do both?

MadamePsychosis: is there time to ask questions?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Is she standing right next to us?

MadamePsychosis: and where is raimund?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): But do we want to risk the cliffs?

mharmon1 (Jericho): Or the Officer on watch?

mharmon1 (Jericho): She told us to fly the flag

mharmon1 (Jericho): So she must be awake

GM: She told you to fly the flag, and then we paused for yoru group to come up with inventive ideas

GM: You can try to do many things

MadamePsychosis: i feel like I shouldn't vote

mharmon1 (Jericho): So, Flag is up. Can I shout, Captain your orders?

GM: Yes you should

GM: you are here now and tomorrow

mharmon1 (Jericho): Does anyone have an issue with that?

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Well, if Lisa isn't going to vote, I vote that we sack the town

GM: and it can help everyone

GM: LOL

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I second Ryan's vote

MadamePsychosis: lol

springdew (Ratbone Carder): I'm having trouble telling what the vote question is. I see an either/or question but a yes/no vote.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I'm too tired to be inventive

seyfert (Vee Barlett): So the ideas we have ARE: navigate to the cliff, try to make our flag more obvious to the navy, ask the captain her orders, OR...???

mharmon1 (Jericho): (OK. I'll shout the request, if she says nothing promptly, we'll go Vote route?)

GM: Your options currently seem to be A light up the flag with a spell of some sort to highlight who you are

GM: and B try to steer nearer the cliffs to skirt around the boat heading your way

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Speaking of tomorrow, I volunteer at an animal shelter Saturday mornings. I might be a bit late

GM: good to know Ryan

mharmon1 (Jericho): Lisa, would Faery Fire outline the flag well enough to tell what the Flag is?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): You can't keep bringing them all home, Ryan.

GM: Noon to Midnight EST so plenty of time for you to be here

MadamePsychosis: I don't know priest spells

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): No, Carissa, that's my orphanage business that I bring home

MadamePsychosis: figured you had some kind of light spell

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): He also has continual light but it's only as bright as a torch

GM: Is that like the coyotte joke Ryan?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Would that be bright enough?

Jericho: Faerie Fire - Range: 80 yds., AoE: 10 sq. ft/level, Duration: 4 rds./level, Cast Time: 4, Save: None

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): I still say both. Vee and Matt can't cast magic, but can steer the ship. Jericho can't steer the ship, but can cast a light spell. Other people can help with one or the other plans, while also doing their own thing if need be.

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Endure Cold/Endure Heat

Faerie Fire

GM: I keep getting new cats at the shelter because coyottes eat them.... so you are a take out resturant?

mharmon1 (Jericho): OK> Look at description people please?

springdew (Ratbone Carder): I recommend lighting up the flag and asking the captain her orders. she knows this terrain.

mharmon1 (Jericho): Let me know

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I don't like that joke

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Just because I'm Asian doesn't mean that I eat... wait, I do. Nevermind, carry on

MadamePsychosis: faerie fore would be seen 80 yds in the dark

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I mean, both seems doable, I just wonder, do we actually want to risk goign close to the cliffs?

GM: chuckles with Ryan

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Oh, dang. Sorry, Carissa. Actually, in retrospect, I think you told me to knock that out before. Double sorry

springdew (Ratbone Carder): I say the captain should make the steering decisions

MadamePsychosis: given that visibility is only 80 yds for light yes I would try the cliff option

MadamePsychosis: how far away are the ships?

MadamePsychosis: how soon would we get hot be a boulder?

MadamePsychosis: hit

seyfert (Vee Barlett): can we row?

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): We could ram the ship instead. They would never expect that

MadamePsychosis: could we just stop

seyfert (Vee Barlett): we could toss our human anchor at the ship

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): no one expects the spanish inquisition

Jericho: Faerie FireOK - Range: 80 yds., AoE: 10 sq. ft/level, Duration: 4 rds./level, Cast Time: 4, Save: None

springdew (Ratbone Carder): i think the one thing ships don't do very well is stop

GM: smiles

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): They also don't do well as submarines

springdew (Ratbone Carder): even at anchor they are swinging this way and that

MadamePsychosis: i just looked again the ships are coming from the port we are going to so they are coming at us and not behind

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Can we just shoot at the boat behind us to show the navy we're on their side?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): mostly joking

GM: So the thing I am hearing is asking the captain for steering advice and then when she tells you something who is going to help you

springdew (Ratbone Carder): I'm not seeing it as advice. we're passengers, not in charge

MadamePsychosis: raimund

GM: If she tells you to Ram the other ship who does what, if she says skirt the cliffs, who does what, etc.

GM: Their navigator was carried off by the eagle

MadamePsychosis: hat sucks

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Raimund is the other navigator!

Ratbone Carder: oh we definitely should know how we pitch in

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Can we do an assist? Vee or Matty helps the other?

Ratbone Carder: ooc

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Plus Vee has so many boat skills

GM: He is the first mate he never made a navigation roll

seyfert (Vee Barlett): if she gets her rolls, Vee can

MadamePsychosis: all I can do is sit in the netting and make obs rolls

GM: That helps

mharmon1 (Jericho): I got nothin here guys

GM: Vee and Matt on the rudder

GM: Any spells to help

MadamePsychosis: blessings could be nice

springdew (Ratbone Carder): I was just thinking if i was captain of a ship and my passengers started steering it all about, i would not take it kindly at all

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Fireball our ship. BOB says it will help

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Levi could help with... rowing?

MadamePsychosis: but if the navigator was gone ...

GM: But Spring your navigator was carryed off

springdew (Ratbone Carder): that's fair. it sounds like the captain and anyone who can naviagate should be talking to each other

GM: Hence Vee and Matt

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yo

springdew (Ratbone Carder): the substitute navigator should be carrying out the captain's wishes

mharmon1 (Jericho): Before anything else, I can bless

springdew (Ratbone Carder): and advising the captain on what's possible, etc

mharmon1 (Jericho): That can't HURT the situation

springdew (Ratbone Carder): ships aren't usually run by committee

Jericho: Jericho cast a spell NOT memorized.

Jericho: [CAST] Bless

seyfert (Vee Barlett): so aks captian, and knwo Vee and Matty are likely to make rolls

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): We're kids, the captain would be annoyed at our advice lol

MadamePsychosis: just depends on how far away everything is - don't want to get hit while everyone is discussing the situation

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I mean, I would be if I was a captain

springdew (Ratbone Carder): well then, maybe one of her crew can navigate. did the navigator have an apprentice? anyone else?

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Can I climb down first?

GM: Apprently not

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I want to be blessed

GM: and Yes Levi can climb down

Levi Reed: climbs down

MadamePsychosis: would bob make this an npc encounter? i think it's going to be us doing whatever we do

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I feel like we are going to get boarded by pirates or something

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Vee Barlett] [by Jericho]

MadamePsychosis: even though the npc was the bird victim ...

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Levi Reed] [by Jericho]

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Jericho]

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): He told us in person today that he expect us to just reach the city by the end of tomorrow

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to MeLange] [by Jericho]

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Matthias Crowtooth] [by Jericho]

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): So yeah, I think something is going to happen

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Inv Zora Polasis] [by Jericho]

mharmon1 (Jericho): And Applicable NPC's

mharmon1 (Jericho): Like, the Captain

mharmon1 (Jericho): And First Mate

GM: You did manage to skip the whole encounter at the Seven Sirens and going to Lemonshire today though

MadamePsychosis: so we're due?

Shislif (MeLange): gotta check da oven brb

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

GM: and so

GM: ready

GM: SEt

GM: GO

Captain Ciannait Flame: Coming up out of her captain

Captain Ciannait Flame: captain's cabin

Vee Barlett: CAPTAIN! Ship incomming!

Jericho: Raised the Flag!

Captain Ciannait Flame: Looking around, asks What

Captain Ciannait Flame: Go

Captain Ciannait Flame: Good

Matthias Crowtooth: opens mouth, closes mouth

Levi Reed: It's comin right for us!

Matthias Crowtooth: One ship seems to be pursuing the other. Navy ship launching ballistas.

Vee Barlett: elbows Matty so he explains

Captain Ciannait Flame: Do we have a chance at hitting the.... boat? call it a target

Vee Barlett: Small ship heading towards us.

Matthias Crowtooth: Fleeing ship seems to be putting us between them and the navy

Jericho: I mean, yes? But we'd be heading both ships, one of which is firing ballistae!

Captain Ciannait Flame: Navy has their sights on it good

Captain Ciannait Flame: How about we not let them hit us too

Matthias Crowtooth: Jericho is lighting up the crow's nest to show off our flag

mharmon1 (Jericho): Nope he didn't do that

Captain Ciannait Flame: Looks at Vee, Do we go starboard towards the cliffs and squeeze past? or do we try to cross the boat and stop them for the navy?

mharmon1 (Jericho): He blessed

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): (doesn't he get another action in 6 seconds?)

Levi Reed: Yeah Vee

Levi Reed: What do we do

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Everyone is stealing Matty's job

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Jericho will have two spells for tomorrow. One if he casts Faery Fire)

mharmon1 (Jericho): (Leaving none for healing)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): LOL

springdew (Ratbone Carder): gotta feed kittens brb

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 5] [d20-1 = 19]

User has gone AFK. (springdew)

Vee Barlett: If the ship is trying to use us against the Navy, we otta pay back the favor and make them regret their choice?

Inv Zora Polasis: tries to check the ships

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): fails miserably

seyfert (Vee Barlett): thank goodness for bless! otherwise it'd be SUPER failure!

mharmon1 (Jericho): Well, Bless did something :)

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): SMELT SMELT SMELT

seyfert (Vee Barlett): *.

-> Vee Barlett: Cliffs is one check, the other is mulitple

seyfert (Vee Barlett): UGHHHHHHHH

seyfert (Vee Barlett): HOW LUCKY DO WE FEEL GUYS?!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): medium lucky

mharmon1 (Jericho): Lucky enough to see if ramming this boat works!

mharmon1 (Jericho): Everyone knows how to swim right?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Do we roll ONCE or MULTIPLE TIMES? Because I'm feeling reckless and I feel it's only fair to let you know.

Inv Zora Polasis: you are blessed

seyfert (Vee Barlett): LOL

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Where's TMO to tell me he has faith to top it off???

mharmon1 (Jericho): We won't judge. Anyone have strong objections?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): No safe options it seems so pick one and let's see how it goes. how bad could it be?

Shislif (MeLange): gotta get to dinner i'll call it a night n see you guys tmrw :)

GM: Roll to avoid cliff? or roll to try to cut off the boat

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Night!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Reckless teenager it is who wants to be a hero

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): We sink and have to walk the rest of the way on the coast

mharmon1 (Jericho): Bye buddy! Have a great night!

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): no biggy

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): I want to be a hero!

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): goodnight Sharif

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Just want to give you all the optoin to veto before I drag you down with me

mharmon1 (Jericho): You are a HERO!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Night Sharif!

Shislif (MeLange): night enjoy everybody :)

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Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): We'll tell you whether or not you died!

mharmon1 (Jericho): Swim with you, not drag us down. We gotta be precise with our words now....

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Nah, if we go overboard, I'm dragging you down with me. Won't even try to swim

mharmon1 (Jericho): You would

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

mharmon1 (Jericho): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): I'm good with ramming

GM: make the roll

seyfert (Vee Barlett): multiple nav from matty and me?

GM: Yes

GM: First roll from Vee

Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 11) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20-1 = 7]

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): yay!!

GM: chuckles

Matthias Crowtooth: BOOO!!!

GM: ok

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOL

seyfert (Vee Barlett): LOL

GM: take that one from Matty

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): The F die!

GM: NOW Vee

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): What are you freakin' doing

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20-1 = 7]

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): NO!!!!

Vee Barlett: LOL

mharmon1 (Jericho): LOLOLOL

GM: and now one more from Matty

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): What?

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Matty was going to full-nelson Jericho down to the depths

Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 11) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20-1 = 3]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): You can once we reach port!

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Sigh... ok

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Hero's gift!

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): plenty of time for that on the return trip

mharmon1 (Jericho): You are blessed!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol!

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): excellent navigation!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): the best part isn't even the success, it's Ryan's responses

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): yes :)

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): well not sinking the ship too ...

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I mean small details also important I guess

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): You all missed out on an underwater nation campaign

seyfert (Vee Barlett): As Lisa said, we still gotta return! There's time!

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): We try to build up a nation in the 2 minutes before we drown, fighting against fish and sharks the entire time

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Plus he said there's an atlantis type thing in our distant future

mharmon1 (Jericho): Its okay bob said we missed out on two other enounters tonight. One at bar and the other at Lemonshire. I start to wonder how many he actually plans out every single session

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Ok but if Vee lives forever, she does one day get a Commune With Fishes spell so.... retirement plan!

GM: So to wrap up for the night: Vee goes to the tiller, and Matty intervenes and SPINS to the port going broadsides into the fleeing ship. Then Vee snatches it back and heaves back to starboard before the boat can ram into the Flame, then Matty grabs Vee's hands and brings the ship back facing the Navy ship to avoid two ballistae from hitting the ship, the splash into the water next to the Flame.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Look at Matty trying to get that promotion!!

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): sweet!

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): H-hand-holding!?!?! O-oh my

GM: Then the boat skirts past the cliffs and exits into the bay

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lmao

LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): And we arrive at the city and fast forward the game by 4 sessions

GM: With the Navy vessel heaving to the side, then spotting your flag and coming over towards your ship

GM: and when we start next it will be with the Navy boarding the Flame of Justice

Inv Zora Polasis: uh-oh. Here comes the Navy!

GM: Have a great night everyone!

GM: See you in 12 hours

Jericho: Lt! Wake up! Your comrades are here!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yay fun

Inv Zora Polasis: Good night all!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I'll probably sleep. Night all!

Jericho: Night all!

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Night everyone! Good to see you, Lisa. Glad that the travelers were able to get to BOB's safely.

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LemonyLemon (Levi Reed): Goodnight friends!

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Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Night Spring! Fun session; glad we were able to get together

Ratbone Carder: gnite

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springdew: gnite all!

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