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Chat Log List - 2023 09 15 - Rum Runner - Thirtieth Anniversary Game - Formatted - Story

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BOB Hey there

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Lemon: FIRST!!!

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anstett (Levi Reed): test

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BOB Hey there Ryan

Dru5232321: Hello!

Jericho: Hey Ryan!

Jericho: And anyone else!

Dru5232321: Howdy howdy!

'anstett' connected

Vee Barlett: Hi people! Except Lemon.

BOB They are getting settled in

anstett (Levi Reed): What people

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Vee Barlett: Lemon is the other Bob tonight

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Lemon is the other Bob tonight

'Lemon' connected

BOB Excellent

'Shislif' connected

BOB Hello Sharif

Lemon: test

Lemon: finally!

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Sharif: Hi there

Sharif: Happy birthday!

Dru5232321: Hello all!

'Lemon' connected

Michael: Hi Sharif!

'Lisa' connected

Sharif: hi hi :)

BOB Thank you Sharif

BOB That is why I took next week off

Sharif: nice

Sharif: hope ya have a great week!

BOB It should be

BOB grins

Sharif: so everybody there?

BOB For the most part yes

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Just starting electrical fires

Sharif: hehe cool

BOB We have Michael, Carissa, Lemon, Ryan, Sharif,

BOB and Lisa is playing Inv Zora Plasis your Investigator assigned to you

Lemon (Levi Reed): lisa is here?

Lisa: she is

Lemon (Levi Reed): yay!

Michael: LISA! OH MY GOD! WE LOVE YOU!

Carissa (Vee Barlett): the investigator who was too mad ot talk to us??

Dru5232321: EEEEEEEEEE

Lisa: lol

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Hi Lisa!!

Lisa: Hello all!

Lisa: Happy birthday game

BOB It is a very good thing

Sharif: Hi Lisa :)

Lisa: lol Carissa I am not responsible for the investigator prior actions

Dru5232321: Hi Lisa! Good to... uh, see you

Lisa: good to see you too :)

Lisa: Hi Sharif

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

Lisa: It was so weird to make myself get into this a 4 PM. My dnd alarm isn't working any more

Carissa (Vee Barlett): to be fair we were talking about it earlier how starting at 4 PM is weird to begin with :)

Dru5232321: Pretend you live in Mountain Time and the game can start at 5 for you

Lisa: glad the travellers all made it there safely!

Lemon (Levi Reed): Ehhhh, the investigator has mood swings, it's FIIIIINE

Carissa (Vee Barlett): so far....but tomorrow is another day....

BOB Inv is there in the Chapel

Michael: Phycally safely yes. Mentally, not so much :)

'Spring' connected

Lemon (Levi Reed): same. I've been with Carissa most of the day

Sharif: sounds like fun times

BOB and welcome Spring

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Going off 1 hour of sleep got me! Hope y'all can think because I can't!

Carissa (Vee Barlett): *for

Sharif: 1 hour isn't enough sleep!

Dru5232321: I can think as much as I usually can

Spring: hihi

Carissa (Vee Barlett): You're telling me

Lisa: Hi Spring!!

Dru5232321: Also, just to check, I'm assuming by how active this chat is that we aren't also in a voice chat, ye?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): IT

BOB We are typing everything

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (Bob told me to type "it)

Lemon (Levi Reed): Yay, Spring!

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Hi Spring!

Sharif: coolio

BOB if people want I can bring up a discord voice channel but I will hold it off until later

Lemon (Levi Reed): Also yay everyone else! that I didn't already yay

BOB Maybe tomorrow

Dru5232321: Probably for the best, honestly. Spring can tell you that I sound like a mixture of Donald Duck and the French Knight from Quest for the Holy Grail

BOB HAH

Michael: So...epic?

Michael: I fart in your general direction!

Sharif: lol

Lemon (Levi Reed): That sounds amazing, I want to hear it

Dru5232321: ....that is a word that could theoretically be used. By people, even.

BOB Also along with Inv Zora Plasis is a young Lieutentent Zachary Bonnet played by Mario either late tonight or tomorrow

BOB a Marine being dragged along on this

Lemon (Levi Reed): Every time I see Inv I think it stands for "invisible"

Carissa (Vee Barlett): I was thinking Invincible

Dru5232321: Every time I see Mario, I think of a guy that I used to play D&D with a few years ago

BOB Remember everyone here was being rewarded for something to be here at this celebration

Lisa: bob had it written out but I thought it looked too long

Lisa: I can take it off

Carissa (Vee Barlett): It's fine. I took off Virginia for me becaus it was too long. And you've seen the cleric names...

BOB Grins with Ryan

Sharif: do you mean "here" like with you in Florida or "here" as in the game?

BOB BOTH

BOB grins

Sharif: nice

Dru5232321: As soon as I realized that we weren't video chatting, I took it off t.... oh, you guys are talking about names.

Dru5232321: Disregard

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Only those here in person get to witness my extra witiness though

Lemon (Levi Reed): Lisa, I want to make a joke based on your "I can take it off" but it feels weird to do that when there are real people around me.

Lisa: lol

Lemon (Levi Reed): Oh, Ryan got there first

BOB Your group is here in the chapel finishing up the briefing

Dru5232321: I usually do. Typically this leaves my companions disappointed, though.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

Lemon (Levi Reed): You mean your wife?

Dru5232321: Well, until I finally get around to signing that paper, ya

Lemon (Levi Reed): ouch, too real

Lemon (Levi Reed): Are you ok?

Dru5232321: Oh, sorry. Kidding.

BOB So Spring and Sharif, ask Lemon for what ever you want to know about last week and your new mission

Lemon (Levi Reed): Wait, didn't we already finish the briefing? We were out talking to the lieutenant

Vee Barlett: (LINK)

Sharif: Hey Lemon, what's our new mission?

Dru5232321: We're on a mission from God. We're going to save an orphanage from foreclosure after meeting with the nun that runs it and raised us

Lisa: nice

Sharif: ah alright, mission from god mission I can dig

Spring: sorry having a kiten delay

Carissa (Vee Barlett): best kind of delay

BOB This is the end of the mission briefing where you meet your two people assigned to help you

Dru5232321: We only have our hats, sunglasses, suits, and our love of music. And an old cop-car, I guess

Sharif: that's the investigator and the marine?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): best movie

BOB Yes to Sharif

Lisa: that's all you need

Sharif: cool

Sharif: You better think..

Sharif: you guys drinkin over there?

BOB Think about what you doin to me, you better think think

BOB Actually I am the only one who has had any alcohol

BOB Just lots of sugar

Carissa (Vee Barlett): nope just sleep deprievd

Sharif: haha nice, i'm debating if i should make a drink is all

BOB It is fitting

Vee Barlett: might help things make more sense

Michael: Don't drink, but might consider depending on how rowdy it gets.

Sharif: tru tru, it's the least I could do for Bob's birthday after all

Lemon (Levi Reed): I have no idea what's going on, ask someone who pays attention

Lisa: are those two characters supposed to be nearly dead?

Sharif: Lemon pay attention :)

Carissa (Vee Barlett): nope

Carissa (Vee Barlett): It's a few days after they nearly died

Lemon (Levi Reed): I'll pay attention when I do the summary next weekend

Carissa (Vee Barlett): that doesn't help us NOW lemon

Levi Reed's health adjusted by +11

Michael: So

Michael: To put in context

Matthias Crowtooth's health adjusted by +11

Sharif: brb

Michael: Thos etwo are just kind of on the map that way for the last couple of sessoins

Lemon (Levi Reed): No one should be damaged

User has gone AFK. (Spring)

Michael: We are on our way

Rothuss Carder's health adjusted by +6

Michael: to a city, to track down a one-arm thief

Michael: who stole a fancy achoholic beverage

Dru5232321: One-legged, I think

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Levi says one-arm, he's really one-legged

Michael: we think he is going to sell it or drink it at the fanicest bar in the city

Michael: So

Vee Barlett: "Michael, it's one-legged"

Lemon (Levi Reed): yeah, Levi is dumb and called him one-armed and apparently that stuck in brains better than the real answer

Vee Barlett: "I don't see you typing!"

BOB Stole two bottles of 50 year old rum

Michael: we are on a race

Michael: to beat him to the bar or something

Michael: whatever the means 007, the goal is to retrieve the bottles

Michael: and bring it back to church

Michael: for mass, or something

Lemon (Levi Reed): oh yeah they have a fancy magic stamp in the bottles

Dru5232321: $50 says that we end up using the bottles as improvised molotovs, or they otherwise go up in flame

Lemon (Levi Reed): we have to get it

Michael: Not sure what to do about theif guy, and frankly don't care as long as we retrieve

Michael: SO

Michael: for Lisa and friends

Carissa (Vee Barlett): will Levi still try to drink it if it's on fire?

Michael: our mission, that we had no choice but to accept

Lemon (Levi Reed): but the bad guy is a friend of the duke's son so we might have to be kinda not jerks

Michael: we are on our way to get a boat, go to city, and somehow not fudge this up

Lemon (Levi Reed): yes, Levi will

Michael: What Lemon said

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (Thief guy is friends with Baron's son so... we kind of have to care)

Lemon (Levi Reed): fireeater

Lemon (Levi Reed): sounds impressive

Michael: Or off him in a dark alley

Michael: doesn't really matter

Michael: So Lisa, you are our expert in investigations

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (but we need a ship first which we are going to Levi's family for)

Michael: and Leuitenant is our muscle

Dru5232321: Matthias: "Guys, guys, I found a stick."

Lisa: we're low level just like you all

Lemon (Levi Reed): AND you work for the church? So you and Michael can be all uptight together about following church rules or whatever it is that Jericho is uptight about tonight

Carissa (Vee Barlett): "You knw where you can stick it, Matty?

Lisa: read chat and carissa didn't share the stamp part, right?

BOB Correct

Dru5232321: "....in the water, just like the last 30..."

Lisa: so we all just think we're on a booze cruise

BOB I do not remember her telling anyone

Carissa (Vee Barlett): No because Vee doesn't undertand the stamp part, just that it's something inside like a ring

BOB Vee and Ava know

Lemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, she's dumb too, she doesn't know what a stamp is

Lemon (Levi Reed): To be fair, neither do I

Carissa (Vee Barlett): A magical ring or something

BOB Tax Stamp

Sharif: back

BOB It is magical

Lisa: rubber stamp thing to approve stuff

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Someone can question her more because she's a dumb teenager and *I* don't know what that is because I'm thinking postage stamp

Lisa: magically!

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Yes she did mention it is magic

Dru5232321: "It's magic; I don't have to explain crap!!"

Lisa: lol

BOB Proves that you paid your thithes to the Church for the rum, so if you get your hands on it you can do lots of shady things

Michael: So, would our church investigator know why we have a Stamp in a bottle of fancy rum?

Michael: Is that like....

Michael: something they wou.l dknow?

Lemon (Levi Reed): I DID say the church sounded shady

BOB So you might want to introduce your selves and head down the road

BOB also explain to your investigator what choices you made and why

Matthias Crowtooth: hunches over, hands on his knees, waiting for someone to speak up so he can make fun of them.

Lemon (Levi Reed): I mean, sounds like Michael's job, he works for the church too?

Vee Barlett: "I don't work for a church.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): "Oh, this life!" - Michael

Matthias Crowtooth: opens his mouth, realizes it is Vee, and closes it with a snap of his teeth.

Jericho: So...

Jericho: Investigatort

Inv Zora Polasis: Good evening. I am Investigator Zora Polasis. I have been assigned to assist you

Lemon (Levi Reed): Carissa is the worst OOC offender

Image: Borinquen

Inv Zora Polasis: You may call me Zora

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (shhhhhhhhhhhh)

Jericho: A pleasure to meet you

Inv Zora Polasis: Likewise

Matthias Crowtooth: Investigator? You work for the guards or the church?

Lemon (Levi Reed): Ok, I know "investigatort" was a typo, but now I want a dessert that an investiga-torte OR an alligator that's also an investigator. Or both.

Vee Barlett: Vee. What all do you know about the rum we're lookin' for? Or did the church just tell you to tell us?

Matthias Crowtooth: Oh, amd I'm Matthias Crowtooth. Until we know each other better, you can call me Matthias Crowtooth.

Inv Zora Polasis: The church. I used to work with Hyacinth

Vee Barlett: This mean we know each other REAL well, Matty??

Matthias Crowtooth: grumbles, side-eyes Vee. "I know you hit real hard when you get angry."

Jericho: So....I'm not sure why no one told me from leadership, but do you mind explaining why a tax stamp would be in a bottle of fifty year old rum Zora?

Jericho: Not to be confrontational

Jericho: Just in the batches I've helped with in the past, I've never see that practice?

Inv Zora Polasis: All I know so far is that I was pulled from the biggest party I have ever been to in order to locate a Rufus DeOrange who has stolen two 50-year old bottles of rum.

Matthias Crowtooth: Yeah, yeah. I've never seen a stamp in the rum that I.... legally bough.

Inv Zora Polasis: Tax stamp?

Matthias Crowtooth: bought*

Lemon (Levi Reed): Michael says "oh my god these whiny babies"

Inv Zora Polasis: The church has been missing a tax stamp for 50 years!

Vee Barlett: Rufus is the friend of Hugo.

Jericho: So...

Jericho: It's in a bottle of rum?

Jericho: But...why?

Inv Zora Polasis: These are very old bottles.

Lemon (Levi Reed): Seems sus

Levi Reed: Seems sus

Jericho: So...I'll just accept I don't need to know why at this juncture because it was relayed to me second hand

Jericho: We may have a vessel through a family

Jericho: It seems

Levi Reed: You have too much faith in your church man

Jericho: But do you have any ideas on how to approach this diplomatically Investigator?

Jericho: Sigh

Inv Zora Polasis: I have in my notes this DeOrange is a one legged man. For tracking purposes, do you know if he has a peg leg or he just ... hops along?

Michael (Jericho): You know Levi, for now, let's just get the job done and I'll buy you a drink

Jericho: You know Levi, for now, let's just get the job done and I'll buy you a drink

Matthias Crowtooth: perks up at the mention of a drink

Levi Reed: I hope peg leg, that's way more attrative

Inv Zora Polasis: Jericho I believe we should take this one step at a time. Let us locate the thief and then decide how to apprehend him

Jericho: Well we investigated the crime scene

Matthias Crowtooth: I'd assume he got a peg. Even pirates get peglegs, so I would think that the friend of a duke's son could do the same.

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): too bad - I wanted a HopALong DeOrange

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): When we find him, we'll take away his peg and make him hop. Just for you

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Inv Zora Polasis: And your findings at the scene of the crime?

Lemon (Levi Reed): We didn't actually investigate, but Michael wants to, and I'm fine with that idea

Michael (Jericho): Retcon Lisa. I guess we didn't do that. Did the investigator by anychance?

Michael (Jericho): Or we can do that too

BOB You are there at the chapel at the end of the briefing for a reason, :)

Lemon (Levi Reed): It would make sense that the investigator would want to investigate, no?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): to the scene of the crime!

Jericho: So, Investigator, would you mind aiding us in the crime scene?

Jericho: My apologies, I seem to have had a moment of brain issues

Jericho: This all happened so quickly

Inv Zora Polasis: That is why I am here. To assist as necessary

Jericho: Nods in appreciation

Vee Barlett: Brain issues. That explains a lot.

Jericho: Hush you

Jericho: Grumbles

Lemon (Levi Reed): Stealing that line for my RL. I have a lot of "brain issues"

Jericho: To the crime scene!

Vee Barlett: It's alright. Matty does, too. And Levi ALWAYS does.

Jericho: And then quickly depart for a ship

Jericho: Right?

Levi Reed: shrugs

Jericho: Asks the group at large

Michel Chelcein, Mistress of the third circle....: I believe there is nothing much to find here

Vee Barlett: You mean to suck up to Lila and hope for a ship...

Matthias Crowtooth: grumbles dispiritedly

Michel Chelcein, Mistress of the third circle....: The doors have been open mot of the night and day

Levi Reed: You gotta be forgetful when you're as handsome as I am

Inv Zora Polasis: It is wonderful that you have your own ship

Inv Zora Polasis: You must be quite wealthy

Levi Reed: Forget all the hearts you've broken

MeLange: Where do you suggest we start investigator?

Michel Chelcein, Mistress of the third circle....: The lock to the cabinet was locked, I have the key

Levi Reed: So it's an inside job?

Jericho: Eyes Levi

Inv Zora Polasis: If the crime scene has been explored we should get to the city poste haste, but if you believe there are some clues left here to find we can do that before we leave

Lemon (Levi Reed): Or someone used the "alohomora" spell?

Matthias Crowtooth: glances suspiciously at Michel Chelcein, Mistress of the third... thingie.

Michel Chelcein, Mistress of the third circle....: Considering that the only person missing from this gathering is the Baron's son

Jericho: I simply want to answer your question about the peg leg. It is a good quiestion

Jericho: We could verify that quickly could we not?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): is the cabinet here?

Michel Chelcein, Mistress of the third circle....: The Baron's son has both his legs

User is back. (Spring)

Vee Barlett: Not his friend.

She brings Zora over to the cabinet

Lemon (Levi Reed): I want to give Zora a haircut. I just feel like shorter hair would be much more flattering

Spring (Ratbone Carder): okay kittens are fed and their roku set up. so priveleged

Michel Chelcein, Mistress of the third circle....: This key fits this lock

Michel Chelcein, Mistress of the third circle....: I have had it on me once we opened the doors to the cellar

Inv Zora Polasis: looks at the lock of the cabinet for signs of tampering

Shislif (MeLange): nice lucky kittens

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 13] [d20 = 1]

BOB Zora can spot minute scratches on the lock that show where someone used a lock pick to open the lock

Inv Zora Polasis: This lock has been picked

Inv Zora Polasis: There are scratches here and there from a lock pick

Jericho: So, now that has been answered, do we see peg leg drag marks?

Jericho: Looks at ground

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Vee Barlett: So someone not good at it?

Jericho: [SKILL] Diagnostics [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 18) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 16]

Michel Chelcein, Mistress of the third circle....: I am glad you found those, I had presumed so, but it is good to have an expert check

Jericho: Looks for handicap signs

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): (Mattie could help by... doing a dancing check)

Michael (Jericho): (You can dance at any time man)

Inv Zora Polasis: You may wish to invest in magical traps on your locks for valuables in the future

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): (Can I leave my friends behind?)

Spring (Ratbone Carder): (they're no friends of mine)

Lemon (Levi Reed): Zach looks like Finn Wolfhard

Matthias Crowtooth: Yeah, what are you doing with all of your tithing money if you aren't even protecting your rum?

Vee Barlett: Or things in it.

Michel Chelcein, Mistress of the third circle....: Hugo is a young man of questionable morals but known to be a strong fighter

Matthias Crowtooth: shakes his head

Michel Chelcein, Mistress of the third circle....: However his friend we did not allow into the celebration Ruffus DeOrange is a very dubious character

MeLange: how is he "dubious"?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): "Wow the Baron's Son is acting like a rich perosn? WOWWWWW" - Bob to Michael saying he's acting like a rich perosn

Matthias Crowtooth: Wouldn't someone notice someone with a peg leg? Or without a leg? Seems weird that he was able to sneak round like that. Are we sure that he was here?

Michel Chelcein, Mistress of the third circle....: He has been in and out of trouble with the Cathedral at Osterhold ever since he was a young lad

Michael (Jericho): See, you aren't missing anything because anytime I choose not to say it, Carissa has your back!

Michael (Jericho): :D

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

Michel Chelcein, Mistress of the third circle....: He has a very nice ivory leg, inlaid with pearl

Lemon (Levi Reed): He probably hired someone else to get it for him

Levi Reed: He probably hired someone else to get it for him

Levi Reed: Rich people don't like to get their hands dirty

Matthias Crowtooth: Sounds... expensive.

MeLange: ohh that does sound nice

MeLange: some rich people do

Matthias Crowtooth: glances at MeLange

Matthias Crowtooth: Dibs

MeLange: the ones that weren't always rich maybe

Ratbone Carder: and possibly would have a shoe on it and not leave scratch marks?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): can the group take the leg as a reward for catching him? that could pay for some serious training

Jericho: Clearly uncomforatble

Carissa (Vee Barlett): amazing

MeLange: tie on a little peice of fabric that would muffle the noise

Michel Chelcein, Mistress of the third circle....: He lost the leg in a carriage accident

Jericho: So is that a yes or a no, to the peg or not

Levi Reed: I'm telling you, he sent a lackey in

Michel Chelcein, Mistress of the third circle....: Ruffus became his friend

Matthias Crowtooth: How far up? If it was above the knee, he'd probably have a limp that others would notice.

Levi Reed: No way that guy was going to risk getting caught IN THE CHURCH when he wasn't invited

Raises an eyebrow at Levi

BOB Hugo is the Baron's son, Ruffus is the one legged man,

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Ironically, the guy named Ruffus has had a pretty ruff life. rimshot

Jericho: To the ship!

BOB If someone has tracking and thinks they can tell if there was a one legged man walking there .....

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Ranger Tracking [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 12]

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Ranger Tracking [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20 = 4]

Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Detect Noise [PERCENT:Detect Noise] (vs. Target 25) [FAILURE by 26] [d100 = 51]

BOB Levi can say definiatively that there is zero chance of knowing one set of footsetps in the mess of people moving back and forth in the middle of the celebration

Spring (Ratbone Carder): haha

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): (Just wanted to be included, but I can't tell if he is still here or not.)

Levi Reed: Too many people have been in and out man, no way to know

MeLange: Nice tracking!

BOB Hugo was missing from the celebration, Ruffus was not allowed in

Vee Barlett: So anything else to see? We have a ship to commender.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): *commendear??

Lemon (Levi Reed): comandeer

Lemon (Levi Reed): ?

Matthias Crowtooth: grins and puts his hand on his sword

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): commandeer

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Ryan wins!

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): YAY for Internet prizes

Carissa (Vee Barlett): "Go we're idiots" - Michael

Carissa (Vee Barlett): and me not disagreeing

Carissa (Vee Barlett): *god

BOB So heading down river towards Achild

Lemon (Levi Reed): are we on the canoe or walking or what's happening?

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): I'd pay a pretty penny to hear Michael's comments that Carissa isn't translating

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

Lemon (Levi Reed): I'm translating all the ones he won't let her translate

Michael (Jericho): Don't worry, she seems to get most of them, even when muttered

Carissa (Vee Barlett): It's on a river. You think Vee is walking??

Lemon (Levi Reed): Can we all fit in the canoe?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Image: Seven Sirens

Carissa (Vee Barlett): It's fineeeee

Lemon (Levi Reed): So we're magically at the bar now?

Lemon (Levi Reed): I legitimately do not know what's happening right now

Vee Barlett: "How do I open that?" (Carissa) "Click the square" (Lemon) "You're a square" (Carissa) "No that's Jericho" (Lemon)

Spring (Ratbone Carder): me also

Lemon (Levi Reed): You'd think with the GM in the room with you it would be easier

Lemon (Levi Reed): but nooooOOOOoOOOooOOO

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

The time is 2:21 PM

The time is 4:21 PM

MeLange: whoa we're just blazing through naptime huh?

Michael (Jericho): And second breakfast

Michael (Jericho): man

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (I cannot transcribe this convo because I can't spell)

BOB So the group arrives back in Achild and stops at the Seven Sirens where Vee typcially leaves her canoe

Lemon (Levi Reed): Michael has met me and now can't stop making hobbit jokes. No correlation.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): 'cause she's short

BOB and the group gathers when free of their other jobs

Lemon (Levi Reed): we're parking the canoe

Lemon (Levi Reed): great

Ratbone Carder: blowing the quiet bagpipes

Ratbone Carder: playing a dirge

Lemon (Levi Reed): Did the canoe die?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): "Ghangis Khan wans't ALL that and neither was his 9 million offspring!".

Michael (Jericho): I guess context no longer matters. Sorry guys.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): In other news, sometime not in game, ask Bob why stirrups were so important to histoty

Lemon (Levi Reed): Is anyone at the bar, are we staying here, what's happening?

BOB So you are here because this is where everyone who lives in Achild keeps their things

Michael (Jericho): We pick up our things

Jericho: We pick up our things

Spring (Ratbone Carder): basically U-Stor-It

Lemon (Levi Reed): ok, so we parked the canoe. Now what

Vee Barlett: stores her canoe

BOB Jericho lives at the Temple along with Ava

Carissa (Vee Barlett): stores her canoe

Vee Barlett: stores her canoe

Jericho: I pick up my backup things

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): jericho has things all over the place

Shislif (MeLange): are we still on Seven Sirens?

BOB and this is where the group should be talking about what they need to do to get to Osterhold as quick as possible

Jericho: So, are we grabbing a ship? Did you say your family has a vessel we might ask of them to borrow?

BOB you are back here in the afternoon of the celebrations

BOB Who is that to Jericho?

Jericho: To the world at large

Inv Zora Polasis: Grab a ship?

Michael (Jericho): Request a ship?

Jericho: Request a ship?

Jericho: Commandeer a ship

Jericho: Pay ofr a ship?

Inv Zora Polasis: I thought you said you had one. I left my horse at the church

Ratbone Carder: stops playing the quiet bagpipes

Jericho: Levi, help me out here

Ratbone Carder: not MY family

BOB grabbing a drink brb

Vee Barlett: Melange flirts with Lila and she gives us a ship.

Levi Reed: Yeah yeah, Vee is making me try to get one of my family's boats

Levi Reed: She's going to be super annoying about it

MeLange: I suppose I could take one for the team

Jericho: Did you just mimic each other?

Levi Reed: But the army guy and the investigator might be able to convince her

Spring (Ratbone Carder): i have no idea what just happened

Levi Reed: Wow, that's some good ventriloquism, Ratty!

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Matty hopes that the captain of the ship he works on is planning on going to PLACE in the near future?

Jericho: I should just retire the cloth now I think

Lemon (Levi Reed): oooh, yes, we can try that

Jericho: Sighs

Lemon (Levi Reed): Talk to your boss

Levi Reed: I agree Jericho

Vee Barlett: Look. Levi's family has a ton of boats. Not good proper ships, but they work. And Lila is the oldest so we gotta ask her BUT she don't like Levi or me so someone else has to sweet talk her.

Levi Reed: A life of sin would do you some good

Jericho: Like, how much would it be to just rent the damn thing?

Jericho: With that many boats?

Jericho: Hell, if they are fishing vessles, they can fish along the way can't they?

Ratbone Carder: what kind of sweet talk? what does she like?

Levi Reed: Uhhhh, no one's ever tried to rent my family's fishing boats that I know of

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Bob why are you hold two wine bottles in your hand?????

Jericho: Here's a first

Shislif (MeLange): MeLange doesn't actually have any sweet talking skills though...

Jericho: I have one gold piece

Jericho: Will that get a day or two? I'm not good with money so help me out here

Carissa (Vee Barlett): oh there he goes chuggung aleady....

Lemon (Levi Reed): And drinking out of both at the same time is pretty impressive

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Jericho: Anxiety growing

Jericho: As more time passes

Jericho: Thoguhts of failure and resignation growing

Ratbone Carder: I am willing to speak with her. i can be persuasive

Levi Reed: I don't know man, I try to block that out. I have no idea what she likes, I just know it isn't me.

Levi Reed: She likes running the family business

-> Levi Reed: Also remember you are currently in Achild.... Levi's family lives in Lemonshire a smaller place farther along the coast

Ratbone Carder: Hmmm alright then

Levi Reed: She likes bossing people around

Matthias Crowtooth: Oh, much better than my idea of asking my captain to take us there.

Levi Reed: Bob says my family lives in Lemonshire and we're not there

Lemon (Levi Reed): ooc

Spring (Ratbone Carder): oh, well nevermind then

Image: Borinquen

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): so why are we here other than canoe parking?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): confused

Lemon (Levi Reed): It's kind of close, but I have no idea whether or not it's worth it to go there

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): I think we are picking up our supplies?

BOB If you look at the map of Borinquen in the Northwest corner

Lemon (Levi Reed): Like distance doesn't make sense to me in this game

BOB You can see the four places you know of so far

Jericho: So

Jericho: If I understand this correctly

Jericho: We have no boat

Jericho: No way of beating this man to this bar in Osterhold

Jericho: So

Jericho: .....

BOB The temple of Orange Sunsets on the river, then at the mouth of the river is Achild,

Lemon (Levi Reed): We're in Achild, my family is in Lemonshire

BOB Lemonshire is just up the coast there

Jericho: Look, how far is Lemonshire

BOB and you have to sail around Harpies Point to get to Osterhold

Jericho: where your boats are?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Matty have his ship around here?

Levi Reed: I don't know, I'm always drunk on that journey

BOB The ship that Matthias sails on is here in Achild,

Michael (Jericho): Sigh

Jericho: Sigh

Levi Reed: I don't like to visit my family sober

Matthias Crowtooth: sighs

Vee Barlett: MATTY! Where's your ship?

Matthias Crowtooth: I really don't want to ask a favor, but come on. Let's go see the Captain

Carissa (Vee Barlett): so many signs in so many formats

Vee Barlett: You're the best. Sometimes.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): *SIGHS

Carissa (Vee Barlett): SIGHSSSSSSS

Matthias Crowtooth: gives an exaggerated wave and starts trudging off

Ratbone Carder: puts away bagpipes, pulls out lute

Matthias Crowtooth: Can you play another dirge?

-> Matthias Crowtooth: Her name is Captain Flame

Carissa (Vee Barlett): "There have been a lot of signs we shouldn't have come here and yet, three of us are here" - Lemon

Jericho: In relief, walks with the gang towards Matthias boat, maybe with some luck this might happen

Vee Barlett: I hope you're asking the twin, not me. You never liked my songs.

Matthias Crowtooth: Truly, a clear sign that she was meant to be a ship captain

Ratbone Carder: strums the lute

Ratbone Carder: (singing) sorrow, sorrow, sorrow

Matthias Crowtooth: Songs? I figured you were imitating a goat scream

Ratbone Carder: for her, no tomorrow

Image: Achild Docks

Vee Barlett: Wow. Rude.

Ratbone Carder: grief and ruin, today, tomorrow

Ratbone Carder: sorrow, sorrow, sorrow

Vee Barlett: Anything more.... happy?

Ratbone Carder: hey, fella requested a dirge

Jericho: To be fair, a dirge was requested

Jericho: Nods

Ratbone Carder: but sure ...

Ratbone Carder: strums a skippier tune

Vee Barlett: Yah, he doesn't always have great taste.

Levi Reed: How about something peppy and full of good fortune?

Levi Reed: We might need it

Ratbone Carder: (singing) frolicking in the green grass, rollicking in the hay

Levi Reed: And hopefully we'll get it after we find this missing rum!

Ratbone Carder: arent you ever a comely lass, are you going my way

Dru5232321: Image: Achild Docks

Ratbone Carder: frolicking in the clover, rollicking in the field

Ratbone Carder: if we were ever fencing, tell me would you yield

Matthias Crowtooth: Okay, there's the ship. Let's hope the Captain is in a good mood.

Matthias Crowtooth: mopes

Lemon (Levi Reed): Spring are you inventing these or like, googling them? Because they're very good for on-the-spot

Vee Barlett: This is the only time I'll say this but... tell me what you want me to do, Matty.

Levi Reed: And be a gentleman!

Spring (Ratbone Carder): thanks, i'm totally ad libbing. and also actually singing

Levi Reed: Or I will hurt you!

Lemon (Levi Reed): nice!

Spring (Ratbone Carder): however, not playing an instrument because i suck at it yet

Carissa (Vee Barlett): dang wish you were here singing it!

Lemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, i told Carissa that you had planned to sing in person, and we are both sad that you aren't here now

Spring (Ratbone Carder): same

Matthias Crowtooth: Uh...

Matthias Crowtooth: Don't embarrass me, I guess?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): "It took him that long to type UHHHH?" - Lemon

Ratbone Carder: Would you gents like me to do the talking?

Ratbone Carder: as i said, quite persuasive

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): (sorry, was talking to MiniMattie)

Vee Barlett: Yeah maybe someone else should talk then.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Hi MiniMattie!

Jericho: So...

Matthias Crowtooth: grimaces

Jericho: Luitenant

Vee Barlett: Go for it Ratbone!

Matthias Crowtooth: Maybe I'll just wait out here

Levi Reed: Maybe the investigator? what'd you say your name was? Zorro?

Levi Reed: Seems like she'd have some sway

BOB Mario is not here canot use his character yet

Vee Barlett: Nu uh. You gotta be support for her.

Jericho: We're willing to support as we can, and it's clear this is important

Vee Barlett: shoves him up with Ratbone

Jericho: We have to very official guardians to help the investigation

Matthias Crowtooth: watches Vee shove Jericho

Matthias Crowtooth: looks confused

Vee Barlett: *shoves Matty

Inv Zora Polasis: Zora

Matthias Crowtooth: falls

Matthias Crowtooth: groans, clutching his stomach

Inv Zora Polasis: Sorry I was inspecting the pier and wasn't giving you my full attention

Matthias Crowtooth: groans, clutching his stomach

Ratbone Carder: alrighty, then. Matthias if you could lead the way to the captain?

BOB Make a check Lisa

Inv Zora Polasis: goes back to looking at the planks

Ratbone Carder: oh goodness, are you alright?

Matthias Crowtooth: Oh, the pain. I guess I should stay here and not talk to the person who can decide my future in a way that could ruin my life.

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 12]

Vee Barlett: grabs Matty by the sulder and drags him up

BOB Zora can spot a plank that is set to creak when someone steps on it, there is a nail that stops the board from being stable

Vee Barlett: Guess I'm going with you.

Matthias Crowtooth: ow ow ow

BOB So that any guard could hear someone trying to sneak up to the ship

Jericho: Hail the Vessel!

Vee Barlett: HO! Cap'n! You here?

Inv Zora Polasis: steps on the noisy plank to get attention

Matthias Crowtooth: sighs

Inv Zora Polasis: steps on it again

Matthias Crowtooth: Captain Flame, ma'am. Permission to speak with the Captain!

Raimund Feilhaber: Who is trying to interupt the peace

Ratbone Carder: notices the noise

Inv Zora Polasis: This is a nice alarm system

Matthias Crowtooth: waves half-heartedly

Levi Reed: What peace?

Ratbone Carder: oh hi!

Vee Barlett: salutes

Inv Zora Polasis: board creaks loudly as Zora steps on it multipl,e times

Ratbone Carder: waves cheerfully

Raimund Feilhaber: Matthais? What are you doing back so soon? they kick you out of that fancy party you were going to?

Matthias Crowtooth: Worse, they conscripted me to do their fancy pantsy work

Raimund Feilhaber: So you need better pants then lad

Matthias Crowtooth: 'ppears so

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Vee Barlett: And a ship, m'am.

Matthias Crowtooth: Need to talk to the captain about sailing off. Tracking down a thief.

Raimund Feilhaber: Mamm? Vee, you really think calling me a girl will help you?

Vee Barlett: grins

Matthias Crowtooth: laughs into his sleeve

Raimund Feilhaber: Your sister would cut you off

Vee Barlett: Probably.

Raimund Feilhaber: So we have Vee drinking too much, Matt with some strange need for new pants

Vee Barlett: Nah, that's Levi.

Raimund Feilhaber: You really want to talk to the Captain >?

Vee Barlett: We really want passage on a ship.

Levi Reed: You aren't the captain?

Matthias Crowtooth: Yeah, guess so.

Vee Barlett: Well, want the ship outselves but...

Matthias Crowtooth: rolls his eyes at Levi's embarrassing antics

Matthias Crowtooth: That's Raimund. We want to speak with Captain Flame.

Raimund Feilhaber: I can interupt the Captain for you

Matthias Crowtooth: Interrupt? Oh, no need.

Raimund Feilhaber: Come on board

Ratbone Carder: oh will he be upset?

Matthias Crowtooth: We'll find anot... oh, okay

Carissa (Vee Barlett): pushes Matty forward

Vee Barlett: pushes Matty forward

Matthias Crowtooth: ow ow ow

Matthias Crowtooth: mumbles something about a goat's smell

Vee Barlett: baas menacingly in his ear

Matthias Crowtooth: shivers in fear

Ratbone Carder: looks at the investigator and shrugs, and proceeds

Inv Zora Polasis: Did he say come on board? Everything is settled? Wonderful!

Inv Zora Polasis: steps up to board the ship

Ratbone Carder: he said we should come aboard to talk to the captain, so let's do

Matthias Crowtooth: Yeah, just... just stay together and be respectful when talking to Captain Flame.

Vee Barlett: To interrupt the captain.

Levi Reed: follows

Inv Zora Polasis: follows

Captain Ciannait Flame: Steps out of her cabin and wipes her lips with a linen napkin

Levi Reed: When he finds out how important it is, I'm sure he'll be happy to help out the church. Probably

Matthias Crowtooth: waits for Raimund to introduce the group

Carissa (Vee Barlett): "I thought this was a boat" (Michael) "SHIP!" (Lemon)

Lemon (Levi Reed): "WHATEVER" (Michael)

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Matthias Crowtooth: pushes Michael overboard

Raimund Feilhaber: Captain, our young church messenger has brought his friends with him from the fancy party that HE was invited to today

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): ooc, sorry Carissa

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol all good

Levi Reed: Matty, did you smuggle out any fancy snacks you could share with these kind shipmates?

Matthias Crowtooth: Captain Flame, ma'am. Cabin Boy Matthias Crowtooth reporting, ma'am.

Captain Ciannait Flame: I know who you are lad

Carissa (Vee Barlett): "He's just a cabin boy! AWWWWWWW" - Carissa

Matthias Crowtooth: studiously ignores Levi, but makes a note to retaliate for this embarrassment later

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): studiously ignores Carissa, but makes a note to retaliate for this embarrassment later

Lemon (Levi Reed): That was a real suggestion!

Matthias Crowtooth: Y-yes, ma'am. Of course you do, ma'am

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

Ratbone Carder: courtly bow

Ratbone Carder: ratbone carder at your service

Nods

Vee Barlett: Vee, m'am! Promise I ain't drunk.

Quirks an eyebrow

Levi Reed: Levi. Also not drunk. Unfortunately.

Vee Barlett: grins

Matthias Crowtooth: stays at attention, but glares at Vee from the corner of his eye

Ratbone Carder: May i introduce investigator zora polasis

Matthias Crowtooth: and Levi, as well

Captain Ciannait Flame: It might help your point of view Levi

Ratbone Carder: gestures grandly toward zora

Matthias Crowtooth: it makes him go a bit cross-eyed, but he manages

Inv Zora Polasis: nods at the Captain, eyeing her up and down

Levi Reed: Agreed

Levi Reed: Ma'am.

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 12]

Captain Ciannait Flame: Greetings Investigator

Inv Zora Polasis: A pleasure to meet you

Vee Barlett: We need to get to either Osterhold or Lemonshire to find another ship. We're hoping to get passage on yours. Gotta get to the city quick to catch a thief.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): "Was that in character Bob was teliing me to get a drink?" - Lemon

-> Inv Zora Polasis: SHe is very confident, calm, relaxed, slightly amused at this gaggle of teenagers who suddenly show up after a fancy party

Matthias Crowtooth: If it isn't too much of an inconvenience, ma'am

Matthias Crowtooth: Because, if it is, we don't w-want to bother you none.

Inv Zora Polasis: We were told of your great generosity and devotion to the church

Inv Zora Polasis: [CHECK] Charisma (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 9]

Matthias Crowtooth: grimaces and wrings his hands.

Inv Zora Polasis: And were sure that you could assist us

Lemon (Levi Reed): what work does this ship do anyway?

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Mostly floats

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Michael (Jericho): It exists

Michael (Jericho): at this point in time

Carissa (Vee Barlett): mostly????

Michael (Jericho): in front of us

Ratbone Carder: [CHECK] Charisma (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 12] [d20 = 4]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): I'd hope 100% of the time!

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Hey, have you tried floating for months at a time? It does well enough

Carissa (Vee Barlett): LOL

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol at both

Ratbone Carder: The church is a good friend to have in the favors department

Lemon (Levi Reed): I just thought maybe whatever it's supposed to be doing it could also do while we're sailing to wherever, and maybe we could just join forces

Ratbone Carder: waggling eyebrows

Lemon (Levi Reed): And be less of an imposition

Matthias Crowtooth: resists urge to stab his friend

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (Bob is clapping)

Captain Ciannait Flame: So you want to go to Lemonshire? or to Osterhold?

Lemon (Levi Reed): which friend are you trying not to stab?

Spring (Ratbone Carder): uh oh what did we do?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): Osterhold

Levi Reed: Osterhold

Vee Barlett: reminds Matty he gave her his dagger

Levi Reed: Please, gods, Osterhold

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): To Lemon: Yes

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (But I wanna meet your familyyyyyy)

Inv Zora Polasis: It is a matter of great urgency

Captain Ciannait Flame: When do you need to leave?

Lemon (Levi Reed): Awww, we're not ALL that bad? Lisa, for example is great. And... um...

Ratbone Carder: At your soonest convenience, captain

Matthias Crowtooth: blinks as he realizes his dagger sheath is empty, then stares at Vee in horror

Carissa (Vee Barlett): UGH I DON'T WANT TO TYPE MY MATH OUT LOUD BOB

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Then type it silently. That's how I do it

Vee Barlett: (one second we're apparently insulting ths map by accident)

Vee Barlett: (Michael wants international datelines and NOT google earth)

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Is that like international brides, except just dating and in a line?

Spring (Ratbone Carder): this whole island better be in the same time zone

BOB Pointing out that the map here has all the miles and such on it

Lemon (Levi Reed): sorry what?

Michael (Jericho): To be fair he did. I got upset

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): line dating

Michael (Jericho): cause it did have stuff

Michael (Jericho): but I see no time zones

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ANYWAYS my math: it takes 24 hours to reach city on foot (right?) and thief has 3 hr head start so we need to reach the city within 21 hours IF we want to meet him there OR we try to get there sooner and try to get to him BEFORE the city

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): we have no time zones

Lemon (Levi Reed): I... have no response

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): AHHHHHHHH

Carissa (Vee Barlett): "Omg this looks like a BAR exam question! How do engineers do this??" Mchael

BOB Yes to Carissa on 24 hours to go from the Temple of Orange Sunsets to Osterhold by road over the mountains

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): do e know he is on foot/peg?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): maybe he had a horse

BOB The thief left 3 hours before you were told of the theft

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): If Carissa had remembered her ruby slippers, we could make it there in a single dream sequence

BOB You have now traveled 2 and a half hours to get to Achild

Carissa (Vee Barlett): sorry I forgot them :(

Jericho: How long will it take you to get to Osterhold at full speed Ma'am?

Spring (Ratbone Carder): we don't know if he has a floating carpet or a magic wheelbarrow, maybe we should just go soonest?

Jericho: If you don't mind my asking

Matthias Crowtooth: If it helps, ma'am, I will give my share of any rewards for catching the thief to you and the rest of the crew.

Jericho: We are hoping to beat this man. He left on horse about 5 and a half hours ago

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Lt told us it'd take 24 hours on horse....?

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): (Like, with remounts and continuous riding, or with breaks included?)

Michael (Jericho): Did he sleep?

BOB yes 24 hours on horse

Michael (Jericho): He had to sleep. He's not that hopped up

Carissa (Vee Barlett): "Can you use stirrups with a peg leg?" (Lemon) "And while on it, was he being philosophical about the ature of stirups?" (Michael)

Michael (Jericho): I think we can beat him on Boat

Spring (Ratbone Carder): ah thanks

Carissa (Vee Barlett): "Stop talking guys I can't type that fast" - me

BOB You did not think to ask any of those questions back at the Temple,

Michael (Jericho): But to be fair, I did ask out loud to the Captain, who has no doubt done this trip before

BOB But you do have Zora here who traveled from Osterhold to the Temple with the Baron

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): You only have to type this all out because you folks didn't want to hear my Monsieur Donald Duck voice. You have only yourselves to blame.

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): how long did that take?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): I don't know

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (I just wanna sleep ( )

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Inv Zora Polasis: Captain, many in this group are well acquainted with ships and the sea. I am sure they would be happy to assist the crew on the voyage in exchange for leaving quickly

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): sell the sea people as free labor

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): (So, make the sailors into slaves?)

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): indentured servants

Carissa (Vee Barlett): sure

Carissa (Vee Barlett): wait

Carissa (Vee Barlett): like... only temporaily

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): (Yeah, life is temporary, right?)

Levi Reed: mumbles no they wouldn't

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): of course

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

Inv Zora Polasis: and Ratbone would be happy to entertain you I am sure

BOB and I mispoke up there when I said 24 hours, it is 24 miles

Inv Zora Polasis: [CHECK] Charisma (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 13]

BOB which is one full days travel

BOB again looking at the map

Ratbone Carder: strummy strum

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): I mean, my car makes 24 miles in 30 minutes, but it is your game, BOB

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (We're past our expiration dates - Michael)

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (in regards to us being tired and useless in person)

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): That's what I told my wife when she turned 25. I was in a wheelchair for a month afterwards

BOB HAH

Ratbone Carder: (singing) righteous and profitable, what a good bet!

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

BOB For the record Lisa? Ryan? Spring? have you looked at the map of Borinquen?

Ratbone Carder: (do the church a favor, it'll do you one yet

Lemon (Levi Reed): (You have to click borkin) - Carissa

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): (So, I think we made the pitch. We'll do work for the crew, Mattie is giving his reward to the captain, and we are appealing to her better nature and devotion to the church, right?)

BOB To see the locations and the distances

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (Boraquin? BORQUINNN? How do you say that??) - me

Levi Reed: Soooo Captain, what do you say?

Spring (Ratbone Carder): I hadnt looked tonight. i'll look now

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): I hadn't looked because I wanted to maintain my role as a semi-literate cabin boy

BOB chuckles

BOB Yes to Ryan and Lisa doing the work

GM: [d20 = 7]

Vee Barlett: (thanks people not here for being smart tonight!)

Spring (Ratbone Carder): i know it's supposed to be like an atoll but it looks like a bootie hole to me

Michael (Jericho): Except Lisa, she's paying attention :)

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (not here meaning I CAN'T SEE YOU)

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): If it makes you feel better, everytime I read that we are in Achild, I think of Silence of the Lambs and some sort of horrorshow town made of children

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): ok I looked at the map and then looked away

Spring (Ratbone Carder): i see where the distances are marked but i cant make out the numbers because they are right on the black lines

Carissa (Vee Barlett): THANK YOU FOR VALIDATING OUR FEELINGS LISA

Captain Ciannait Flame: So Raimund, make sure they pull their own fair share of the work, and make a note for the church Master Olemeter will owe us

Spring (Ratbone Carder): and also the numbers are very small

Levi Reed: Fantastic, let's get going!

Vee Barlett: Works for me!

Matthias Crowtooth: grins, and then semi-successfully wipes it away

Matthias Crowtooth: Thank you, ma'am. We truly appreciate it, ma'am

Spring (Ratbone Carder): the mosre i zoom in the map, the more the numbers stay the same size

Ratbone Carder: so not really helpful

Spring (Ratbone Carder): so not really helpful

BOB and should I even ask if anyone remembers who Pescal Olmeter is?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): someone's mentor!

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): He played the Mandalorian, right?

BOB hah

Ratbone Carder: that's not the guy who plays the hahahahha

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Spring (Ratbone Carder): i can't believe we went for the same one

BOB He is the person in charge of the Temple

Lemon (Levi Reed): lol

Lemon (Levi Reed): no idea

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): We are both contaminated by our time working for x company. We're becoming hive mind

Lemon (Levi Reed): Church stuff isn't my problem

Spring (Ratbone Carder): also that guy fighting the fungus zombies in that other show

Raimund Feilhaber: You heard the Captain, get your things and get on board

Raimund Feilhaber: we leave in 20

Carissa (Vee Barlett): "How would they know, Bob, they don't read the site!" (Carissa) "I don't even read the chat!" (Michael)

Lemon (Levi Reed): We know this, because of all the shit we talked about Michael last week that he doesn't know about

Matthias Crowtooth: grins, hefts his bag, and goes belowdeck to help out with his responsibilities.

Vee Barlett: Ay ay!

Spring (Ratbone Carder): heads up, i don't feel great. super fatigue today. staying on as long as i can, but i might not make it much longer

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): hugs

Michael (Jericho): Hugs spring :)

Vee Barlett: (LINK)

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Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Roll 20 Charisma checks and 20 instrument checks, and we will turn on a Youtube Playlist.

Jericho: We are loopy too, but we'll hang on your behalf! :D

Michael (Jericho): We are loopy too, but we'll hang on your behalf! :D

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): We'll tell you how well you charm the crew and how well you play the songs next week, Spring

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (understand Spring! I would, too, but I could feel the glares if I did)

Lemon (Levi Reed): we're fiiiiiine

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Lemon (Levi Reed): click the square

Spring (Ratbone Carder): i do plan to be on tomorrow, knock wood

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Lemon, we just discussed how to poop off the side of the ship. ARE we okay????

Carissa (Vee Barlett): And Michael just realized birthdays happen EVERY year not every five.

Lemon (Levi Reed): I mean, that's not exactly a new topic of conversation for this game

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Wait, they do? My parents LIED TO ME!!!?!?!

Carissa (Vee Barlett): IS IT A BOAT OR A SHIP?!

Carissa (Vee Barlett): It's a shoat - Michael

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): ship

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Stop quoting me! It's not even that good. - Michael

Carissa (Vee Barlett): :)

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Michael (Jericho): ...

Lemon (Levi Reed): I said "bhip" and didn't get quoted. Carissa likes Michael better than me.

Spring (Ratbone Carder): hahahaha

Michael (Jericho): Sigh

Carissa (Vee Barlett): well yeah, it wasn't as good

Image: The Flame of Justice

Michael (Jericho): Poor bob is over here super quiet. Like....ugh

Lemon (Levi Reed): I disagree. Bhip just kinda rolls off the toungue

Michael (Jericho): Skiff

Michael (Jericho): Good enough

Michael (Jericho): Sloop

Spring (Ratbone Carder): dinghy

Michael (Jericho): Whatev. It floats and will get ups wherever

Raimund Feilhaber: HEAVE HO

Lemon (Levi Reed): we come on the sloop... flame of justice

Spring (Ratbone Carder): which is a great name btw

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Boating [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 17]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 12]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 10]

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Heave ho? Should I shove Levi off the boat, then?

BOB Does anyone else have any skills to attempt to contribute?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): "You aren't really good at this are you? - Michael

Carissa (Vee Barlett): :(

Shislif (MeLange): we need animal lore?

Spring (Ratbone Carder): looking

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Seamanship [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 14] [d20 = 2]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Sage Knowledge, Island Kingdoms [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 7]

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 12]

Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Dancing [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 16]

Ratbone Carder: [SKILL] Rope Use [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 7] [d20 = 20]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Rope Use [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20 = 10]

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Direction Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 7]

Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 11) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 13]

Ratbone Carder: [SKILL] Singing [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 12]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 1]

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Swimming [MOD:STR] (vs. Target 8) [FAILURE by 11] [d20 = 19]

Ratbone Carder: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 19]

Jericho: [SKILL] Diagnostics [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 18) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 9]

Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Fishing [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 9) [FAILURE by 7] [d20 = 16]

Jericho: [SKILL] Healing [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 17) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20 = 7]

Jericho: [SKILL] Gaming [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 12]

Ratbone Carder: [SKILL] Musical Instrument Bagpipes [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 6]

Jericho: I setup game nights

BOB Type in why your sucesses should help

Michael (Jericho): And healed people when they got hurt

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Apparently, Mattie's contempt for landlubbers is fueled by his ineptitude as a sailor

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Lemon (Levi Reed): I am alert for any potential obstacles and... what else did I roll?

Michael (Jericho): I make sure the crew enjoys our presence and heal their ouchies

Carissa (Vee Barlett): "Type that!" (Bob) "I can type that??? (Michael) "Uh yeah, you can type anything?? (Lemon)

Spring (Ratbone Carder): apparently i'm only good at morale. but i can sing and play with good rhytym too to make the work coordinate better

BOB That all works well

Carissa (Vee Barlett): and we drove Michael to drink

Lemon (Levi Reed): Oh, and sensing direction!

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (but he has to stay sober as our drive - poor him)

Lemon (Levi Reed): Seems like standard important stuff

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Swimming [MOD:STR] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 19]

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Ratbone: I'll sing to encourage the crew. Do, do, do the job that I don't really know. Sail, sail, sail in a way that I can't explain

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Ambidexterity [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 14] [d20 = 1]

Spring (Ratbone Carder): i really did want the rope use to work out

Lemon (Levi Reed): SMELT SMELT SMELT

BOB It is a ship

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): It is a lady, and should be treated as such.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

Inv Zora Polasis: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 8) [FAILURE by 9] [d20 = 17]

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Ambidexterity (vs. Target 0) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 3]

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): nope can't row

Matthias Crowtooth: [SKILL] Cooking [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 18]

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Mattie poisons you all while helping the cook.

Jericho: [SKILL] Herbalism [2] [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 15]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): typical matty

Michael (Jericho): And Jericho fails to catch the Poision

Michael (Jericho): But heals you later

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): unintentionally, of course

Michael (Jericho): At least it was spicy

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 19]

Levi Reed: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 11]

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 17]

Levi Reed: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 12]

BOB Ok

Matthias Crowtooth: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 16]

Vee Barlett: Smelting the dice down, forging new ones, and giving them a test roll! [10d4+10d6+10d8+10d10+10d12+10d20 = 349]

Matthias Crowtooth: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 7]

Ratbone Carder: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 6) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 5]

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 10]

Spring (Ratbone Carder): oh maybe i can row

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): dex for securing ropes and all that sailor stuff that Mattie knows but I don't

Michael (Jericho): Can't row on this, but you helped all the same :)

BOB So you pull off of the docks and start sailing/rowing out the channel and into the sea

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): doesn't matter how we good we do once we're on our way - what's she gonna do? turn the ship around?

BOB one past the edge of the river and then heading north with the sun setting to port

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Tie an anchor to your legs and throw you overboard?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): only you

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): well ...

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): At least Mattie will never have to walk on dry land again

Lemon (Levi Reed): Don't MAKE me turn this ship around

Ratbone Carder: playing a cheerful tune on the bagpipes

Carissa (Vee Barlett): the quiet ones or the loud ones?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): feel like we should get attacked br scrags now or something

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): ship is too familiar

Spring (Ratbone Carder): no way could i hum this tune in person. it wouldnt sound reedy enough

Spring (Ratbone Carder): only one set of bagpipes, the quiet ones, so i have to try extra hard to play them loud(er)

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): I thought you wrote needy at first

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

-> Vee Barlett: Vee knows that it is called Harpies Point because there are Harpy attacks there in the evenings and mornings

Lemon (Levi Reed): I wonder if he's whispering for her to stop talking so much

Vee Barlett: Harpies will be out here once evening hits so gotta be cautious.

The time is 6:21 PM

Carissa (Vee Barlett): RUDE

The time is 6:21 PM

The date is Trall____, 1st Kye (Late Winter), 586 SGR

Young Moon's phase is First Quarter

Old Moon's phase is Full Moon

Carissa (Vee Barlett): oh like now!

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): BOB, Carissa is right there, you know. You don't have to point out to all of us remoters that you are talking to Carissa. No need to rub it in.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): LOL but he isn't!!

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): We ALL want to talk to Carissa, and you get to. Yes, we know....

BOB Have to have it in chat :)

Levi Reed: Wow, sure did get to be evening awfully quickly

Carissa (Vee Barlett): We're being loud and annoying and he's just sitting there quietly in the corner judging us!

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol love you too ryan

Shislif (MeLange): typical librarians :)

Levi Reed: Which is like, opposite of what SHOULD be happening. Normally BOB is the talker

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

Lemon (Levi Reed): ooc

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Oh, I dumb. Climbing ropes and such would probably be a climb walls check

Matthias Crowtooth: Which I have 60 points in.... :|

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): ooc

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): after two bottles of wine maybe talking is becoming difficult

Lemon (Levi Reed): You have 60 points in talking?

Lemon (Levi Reed): Ooooh

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol!

Carissa (Vee Barlett): to both of you

Lemon (Levi Reed): He's up to four quarts of wine now

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Carissa (Vee Barlett): no that was an hour ago

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): I multi-classed. I started out as a level 3 teacher before multi-classing to technical engineer. My stats are a mess, but I try to make it work

User has gone AFK. (Lemon)

BOB So there is a ship on the Borinquen map now to show your progress towards Osterhold

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): you'll tell us when we get there

BOB Yes

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): are we there yet?

BOB But to Carissa's point on sailing past Harpies Point

User has gone AFK. (Spring)

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Are we there yet?

BOB I will turn this ship around

Carissa (Vee Barlett): we'll get there when we GET THERE

Vee Barlett: Keep an eye out for Harpies...

Inv Zora Polasis: looks up in the sky for harpies

Vee Barlett: You got your bow, Matty?

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 5]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 12]

Matthias Crowtooth: Unless you stole it, yeah

Vee Barlett: grins

User is back. (Lemon)

Inv Zora Polasis: harpies are the things that screech loudy? Or am I thinking of something else?

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

NPC: Bird, Giant Eagle

Matthias Crowtooth: Nah, that's Vee.

Lemon (Levi Reed): The harpies only come out at night... the lean and hungry type

Vee Barlett: raises brow at the cabin boy

Matthias Crowtooth: braces for an attack... from Vee

BOB and with that spotting by Zora and Vee

BOB you see a Giant Eagle

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 4]

BOB that is coming for the ship

User is back. (Spring)

Vee Barlett: Like that giant eagle there, but meaner.

Vee Barlett: points

Dru5232321 (Matthias Crowtooth): Are they taking us to Mordor?

BOB and Init