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Chat Log List - 2023 10 13 - Rum Runner - Formatted - Story

BOB You do have a chance to talk as you are 'moving down the road' towards Plithoth

Levi Reed: Hey, you guys, turns out the church put a death sentence on Jericho

Levi Reed: Or a geas, whatever the holy folks call their death sentences

Levi Reed: If he doesn't bring the stamp back to the cathedral in a month, he drops dead

Vee Barlett: I keep tellin' them their church ain't innocent. But a death sentence?

Vee Barlett: That's puttin' a lot of responsibility for a low circle.

MeLange: talk about late fees

Rothuss Carder: Sounds about right to me. "Do what we say, or else." Typical priest.

Levi Reed: But THIS church was pretty cool

Levi Reed: They don't seem like they'd give people a death sentence

Vee Barlett: Well damn. Might complicate my plans a bit but... alright. We can maybe work with it.

Levi Reed: They said the old one was a trap or something

Lirtimya: Just radiatitng holy decisions

Vee Barlett: What's so special 'bout this one?

Levi Reed: They were just much more relaxed. Open air. Not so formal and stuffy

Levi Reed: Probably wouldn't give someone a death sentence for trying to help them

Vee Barlett: Like a boat?

Levi Reed: You know, that kind of stuff

Levi Reed: Sure but like, more naturey

Levi Reed: Less watery

Vee Barlett: Water is nature.

Levi Reed: Yeah, but it's a very different nature and you know it

MeLange: we're nature too i think

Vee Barlett: Pretty sure there's more water than land so I'd say water is MORE nature-y than land.

Vee Barlett: All I know is you have a disagreement with water, and that's on you. Ain't water's fault your family is.... your family.

Vee Barlett: We should still say hi on our way back, ya know?

Levi Reed: I don't think either one is more or less naturey, qualitatively. You want to quantify, go ahead, that kind of numbers crap isn't for me

Vee Barlett: It is when it comes to.... wait no, you stop counting how much you drink, too...

Levi Reed: Hey, the rest of my family is great! Just because Lila is fanatic about business...

Vee Barlett: It'll be harder to stick Melange on her if he still has his... accessory with him.

Rothuss Carder: Do you two actually understand what you're talking about, or are you just spouting words hoping to sound smart?

Rothuss Carder: winks to show he's not being all that serious about it.

Levi Reed: Probably that second one, in my case

Levi Reed: Vee kinda knows stuff though

Vee Barlett: Definitely the second one in his case.

Beth the pickpocket: You all do talk a LOT

MeLange: option two yes

Vee Barlett: Good observation.

Rothuss Carder: double checks to make sure he's not too near to Beth.

Vee Barlett: is also steering clear of Beth and Melange

Rothuss Carder: Talking is better than stubborn silence when all you're doing is walking down the road.

Vee Barlett: Talkin' is how you find out more about other people. Some of it useful.

Lirtimya: On the other side of Vee from beth

Beth the pickpocket: When we get to town what do you want to see first?

Vee Barlett: I want to see if I can find an old buddy of mine. Not sure about the rest of you.

Rothuss Carder: I'm game for almost anything. There ought to be something interesting down there, from what I can tell.

Levi Reed: A drink

Vee Barlett: From some good, aged rum? Oh, by maybe 50 years?

Levi Reed: Sounds like probably a bunch of musicians down there, should be something interesting for you Rothuss

Beth the pickpocket: OOOo , looks at Vee, Old men are the BEST

Rothuss Carder: Yeah, maybe hear a few new riffs.

Beth the pickpocket: You can do all sorts of things and if you are lucky... ooops

Vee Barlett: That your type, Beth?

Beth the pickpocket: My type is who has money

Beth the pickpocket: Old men have money

Vee Barlett: I can appreciate that. And old men usually do, yeah.

Beth the pickpocket: But Melange seems to be nice and solid

MeLange: Oh thank you Beth, I work out

MeLange smiles

Beth the pickpocket: Warm smile and squeezes his arm

Vee Barlett: Hey Beth, question for ya to help settle an arguement from earlier

Beth the pickpocket: Of course

Vee Barlett: Is his back or his chest sexier?

Beth the pickpocket: Well I have not seen either of them without clothing yet

Beth the pickpocket: I think that if he wants to show off we can all vote

Vee Barlett: Hmm, fair. Let me know when you decide. I have a bet placed on this.

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 5]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Ranger Tracking [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 13] [d20 = 1]

Vee Barlett: looking around for peg-legged tracks and/or blood as they walk

Levi Reed: You heard the lady, MeLange, take off your shirt

Beth the pickpocket: OH Lirt, there is a nice library there too

MeLange: Well if you insist

MeLange casually takes off his shirt

Rothuss Carder: Do I get to lay any similar wagers about any of the ladies?

Vee Barlett: shrugs at Rothuss

Vee Barlett: That's between you and whoever you are betting with

Beth the pickpocket: WOW

Rothuss Carder: mm-hmmm...

Beth the pickpocket: Looks over at Vee

Lirtimya: I think I'll stick with the group, library sounds decent, but I can come back or go to a different one

Vee Barlett: We might have time to go after we finish our other.... business, Lirt.

Vee Barlett: So? Chest or back?

Beth the pickpocket: Can you spin around Melange?

Beth the pickpocket: slowly

MeLange: well a please would be nice

Lirtimya: The books most likely won't be going anywhere Vee, I know we don't have time right now.

MeLange: I'm not a toy after all

Beth the pickpocket: You look like someone I want to play with

Beth the pickpocket: But please Melange, can you turn around to show us your muscles?

BOB You are approaching the edge of the town

BOB it is much bigger, larger than Achild but not a full city like Osterhold

BOB This is where the Duke lives

Vee Barlett: If I win this bet, I'll give you some copper for your time, Melange. But I refuse to be wrong here.

MeLange: well of course, thank you for asking so nicely

MeLange gives a little spin

Beth the pickpocket: Leans into Vee, I think I like the chance to cling to his back

Vee Barlett: pumps first happily

Vee Barlett: Yesss, Dad owes me 10 copper.

Vee Barlett: I told him Melange's back was his better asset but noooooo

MeLange chuckles

Vee Barlett: Thanks, Beth.

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 12]

Vee Barlett: checking her pockets after she leaned into her

BOB Everything is good for Vee

Beth the pickpocket: Look I have to be honest

MeLange puts his shirt back okn

Beth the pickpocket: I do NOT want to get caught in town

Beth the pickpocket: are you going to make a big scene?

Rothuss Carder: You wanted here too?

Beth the pickpocket: Looks at Rothuss, everyone wants me, but here I try to avoid some attention

Vee Barlett: I hope not. Just gotta find my old pal, maybe find a quiet place to talk.

Rothuss Carder: grins and nods understandingly.

Beth the pickpocket: The best place is the Bard College

Beth the pickpocket: You have to pay to get in

Beth the pickpocket: so not so many are there

Rothuss Carder: That'll be interesting. Wonder if it's a fun place or a stuffy place?

Rothuss Carder: Oof, sounds stuffy.

Vee Barlett: Bard College? Is that also a good place to find... items you may not find elsewhere?

Beth the pickpocket: I always hear them talk about "If you have money you go to Osterhold, if you have talent you to to Mizzen"

MeLange: all kinds of knowledge

Vee Barlett: So a good place to show off...

Beth the pickpocket: Yoiu have to pay to get in if you are not a student

Vee Barlett: Noble brats like headin' there for entertainment and recognition?

Beth the pickpocket: You need a ticket

MeLange: do we have talent or money?

Vee Barlett: How much are they and how do ya get one?

Beth the pickpocket: Shrugs, I ain't never been to Osterhold

Rothuss Carder: Talent!

Beth the pickpocket: I can get you tickets, if you buy me one to get in

Vee Barlett: How much?

Lirtimya: What was that about laying low while here?

Beth the pickpocket: I think I can get us in for only 2 silver each

Beth the pickpocket: that gives you entrance to one of the theaters and to the library

Beth the pickpocket: and to listen to lectures

Beth the pickpocket: Just for the day but it can be fun

Beth the pickpocket: and Safe to be there

Levi Reed: Lectures sounds boring, but the rest seems ok

Rothuss Carder: Lectures don't sound boring, they sound deadly dull.

Vee Barlett: You plan to run off and get the tickets or you bringin' us to a place?

Beth the pickpocket: I was thinking that you would find what you need there

Beth the pickpocket: If not Who at least Someone who would know

Beth the pickpocket: and I would get a chance to relax and not worry for a day

Beth the pickpocket: Then maybe Melange would want me to relax with him tonight

Vee Barlett: Yeah, no, it's as good a place as any. I meant you gonna go grab us tickets, maybe head off with Melange to get them, and we wait here or we all goin'?

MeLange: think we've earned a little time to relax

Beth the pickpocket: Oh you can all come with when I get them

MeLange: sure I could grab some tickets

Vee Barlett: Alright then, lead the way.

The time is 12:00 PM

BOB Just as the sun is high in the sky, you arrive at the Bard College of Mizzen

BOB Beth negociates for you for cheaper tickets because "half the day is over, we can only learn half of what they are saying, well he (points to Levi) can only learn half anyway so we need a discount" and she manages to get you all in for 2 sp each

BOB which she skips inside before paying her two , trusting that Melange will pay for her

<font color="#000000">Vee Barlett spent 12 SP on on Bard College Tickets including for Beth

MeLange: So this is a Bard College huh?

MeLange: go Beth

MeLange: Hey thanks Vee

Vee Barlett: Let's hope we find what we need here.

Beth the pickpocket: I am going to go spend some time wandering around

Beth the pickpocket: I will meet you back at the gates at 6

Vee Barlett: If you see a man with a fancy peg leg, let us know.

Beth the pickpocket: I will steal it for you

Vee Barlett: Steal his pouch.

Beth the pickpocket: If I have his leg he can't get far

Vee Barlett: Hmm, that works, too.

Vee Barlett: Either way, he owes me.

Beth the pickpocket: I like that idea of you owing me

Vee Barlett: We'll see.

BOB So there is a small open air classroom where there is a lecture going on about slight of hand

BOB How to swap cards

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 3]

BOB There are a couple of what Vee knows to be docents, but the others would not recognize, that she could talk to about what to find

Vee Barlett: looks around

MeLange: Hey Beth you should enjoy this

BOB Melange looks around and Beth has disapeared

MeLange: Beth?

BOB She must have learned the disapearing lessons well

Rothuss Carder: listens to see if he can pick up any tricks, before he gets bored.

Rothuss Carder: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 14]

BOB Rothuss can tell that this instructor KNOWS what he is doing but cannot follow along quite to see how to do it himself

Vee Barlett: casually walks up to one of the docents she thinks might know what she needs to know.

Vee Barlett: Got a minute?

Thora Ocean: Hello young lady, how can I help you today?

Vee Barlett: I'm lookin' a man with an ivory peg leg. Took somethin' that ain't his. Seen any of the sort around here?

Thora Ocean: My my I do not undertand the allure of that man

Thora Ocean: Why would you want such a scoundrel?

Vee Barlett: Not all allure is good.

Vee Barlett: He owes me, put simply.

Thora Ocean: We do not allow dangerous... well not too dangerous things to happen here

Thora Ocean: What are you planning on doing if you find him?

Vee Barlett: Nah, no worries there. A stern talkin' to is all I need, make a deal with him. I know better than to do more.

Thora Ocean: Over in the Cohn theater. I saw him go in there this morning. He looked a little ragged but still had a girl hanging on his arm (shakes her head) I do not understand these girls these days

Lirtimya: Walks to behind Vee, to hear any useful informaton

Levi Reed: You and me both

Vee Barlett: A girl? Not some captain, was it?

Thora Ocean: If she was a captain her boat is sinking

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 14] [d20 = 1]

Vee Barlett: laughs

Lirtimya: Chuckles

Vee Barlett: That'd fit. Well, 'ppreciate the tip!

Levi Reed: just looking around

Thora Ocean: Looks at Vee and Lirt for a moment, tell me the name of this man you are looking for?

Vee Barlett: Why?

Thora Ocean: (suddenly unsure of your group)

Thora Ocean: Because I want to know who is attending the show

Vee Barlett: Clearly we ain't the only ones lookin' for him if you already noticed others askin' about him.

Thora Ocean: Raises an eyebrow

Thora Ocean: I never said that

Thora Ocean: Maybe you are searching for the wrong person

Lirtimya: The show?

Thora Ocean: For the wrong reason

Vee Barlett: You said he had an allure about him?

Thora Ocean: If you do not know a name, then maybe I read you wrong

Levi Reed: I promise you we are not here to make trouble. If he's not who we're looking for, we won't even bother him with a friendly hello

Vee Barlett: Ruffus. That work for ya?

Thora Ocean: Starts to turn away to call....

Thora Ocean: Turns back

Thora Ocean: That is a start

Thora Ocean: Frowns at Vee

Thora Ocean: You might not know as much as I thought

Vee Barlett: smiles back

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Charisma (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 8]

Rothuss Carder: looks over at Vee from where he's watching the lecture.

Rothuss Carder: You called me, Cap'n?

Vee Barlett: Oh I know what to keep to myself.

Lirtimya: Not quite Rothuss

Thora Ocean: I think you might be one of those young ones chasing after him

Vee Barlett: grins

Levi Reed: Is he good looking?

Vee Barlett: I ain't denyin' I'm chasing after him, no.

Levi Reed: Or does he just have money?

Thora Ocean: If you like sweet talking rugged ner do wells I suppose he could be attractive

Levi Reed: Some people have a hard time seeing the difference

Rothuss Carder: shrugs and goes back to trying to figure out what the lecturer is doing.

Thora Ocean: But if you watch what he does instead of what he says

Levi Reed: Ah, well, that's me. I don't need to date myself

Vee Barlett: I keep interestin' company so could be.

BOB It is obvious to Vee that she stopped Thora from calling the guards, but not enough to convince her you are innocent

Vee Barlett: Hey, Rothuss!

Rothuss Carder: Huh?

Vee Barlett: Didn't ya also wanna ask this nice lady about the college while we're here? Bein' a bard an' all?

Vee Barlett: Two birds, one stone, ya?

Levi Reed: And what's the show that's happening in the Cohn theater?

Thora Ocean: If you are interested in being part of the college I can get someone to assist you

Thora Ocean: There is a nice small concert there this afternoon

Rothuss Carder: Umm.. sure..! *pulls himself away from the lecture and walks over*

Thora Ocean: Ashling Ambrose will be performing

Levi Reed: You got any poetry classes here? that's my specialty

Rothuss Carder: bows somewhat to Thora.

Thora Ocean: Ai, can you help this young man? He is interested in joining the college, his friends think he has talent

Ai Sufelon: Seriously?

Ai Sufelon: Sneers

Ai Sufelon: Tell me a joke

Vee Barlett: Them both have interest in the arts. I only have interest in...

Vee Barlett: Well, they're better talkers.

Rothuss Carder: Good afternoon, ma'am. Thanks for taking some of your precious time to help us.

Taps her foot

Ai Sufelon: Be Funny

Levi Reed: Do bards have to be funny?

Rothuss Carder: A joke? Just a joke? Hmm... Now let's see... what would you think was a joke?

Levi Reed: He thinks I'm a joke

Vee Barlett: We all do.

Ai Sufelon: Physical Comedy is too easy

Levi Reed: You're just mad because I think your dad is hot

Rothuss Carder: True! I do! But I doubt Ai here would truly appreciate the fine humor involved without spending far too long in your presence.

Vee Barlett: rolls eyes

Rothuss Carder: How about a story?

Ai Sufelon: Points to Levi, Not Funny

Vee Barlett: Agree.

Ai Sufelon: Looks at Rothuss, Tell a joke first

Levi Reed: I'm not a comedian, I'm a poet

Ai Sufelon: Then we can see your story telling skills

Ai Sufelon: Good for you , ... who ever you are, go find a street corner or a bar

Levi Reed: But hey, we don't want to miss Ashling, do we?

Rothuss Carder: From my home town, up in the mountains. We primarily herd goats, as you would imagine. Very find beasts, the best coats.

Levi Reed: I'm heading over to the theater

Ai Sufelon: I will not be missing her ramblings

Ai Sufelon: I am here to interview this ... potential bard apparently

Vee Barlett: internally face palming

Rothuss Carder: At any rate, herding goats is boring as hell, so to liven things up, every year or two, we hold the Goat Derby!

Levi Reed: Dang. Bard college is just as stuffy as the church. Good luck Rothuss

Vee Barlett: Rothuss. A joke. Not a story.

Ai Sufelon: Waves a hand at Vee, see even your friends understand the difference

Rothuss Carder: Fastest goat from the top of the valley to the bottom wins. A few years ago, young Grintas came up with a novel idea, to push his goat into the river and let it float downstream.

Ai Sufelon: Points to Lirt, NO snickering just to make him feel good

Ai Sufelon: What ever floats your goat

Lirtimya: Nods

Vee Barlett: laughs then covers it with a cough

Rothuss Carder: But goats are *terrible* swimmers. But he told me his secret over an ale one night, and I'll share it with you... Do you know how Grintas made his goat float?

Ai Sufelon: Do tell

Rothuss Carder: Two scoops of ice cream, root beer, and a goat.

Vee Barlett: laughs

Ai Sufelon: That is a LONG way to a not great joke,

Vee Barlett: Bit long to get to that joke, but not bad.

Lirtimya: Stifles a laugh

Ai Sufelon: BUT I will admit that you did make it there

Rothuss Carder: It's called buildup.

Vee Barlett: You need an editor.

Ai Sufelon: Come with me and we will see if you have some other better skills

Rothuss Carder: Depending on how much time I had to fill, I could have spun that story out for an hour.

Vee Barlett: Them rural-types always talk that much?

Vee Barlett: asking the rest of the group

Lirtimya: I don't know

Rothuss Carder: We don't have anything else to do with our time, Vee. As I said, herding goats is boring as *hell*.

Vee Barlett: Drinking?

Vee Barlett: Or maybe the talkin' drives people to drink.

BOB As you go inside

BOB The rest head on over to the college theater area

BOB there are four entrances, the Cohn theater is on the far left

BOB the dark makes your eyes go blind for a moment

BOB then as they adjust you see a small stage, with about 50 seats in front of it, on stage is a harp, a large... piano? myabe that is what it is called, and three chairs

BOB The seats in front of the stage are about half full

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 4]

Vee Barlett: squints eyes and looks for the shine of a pearl-inlayed leg

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 16]

BOB and yes Vee spots several sparkles in the seating area, cannot be sure it is a leg, but it is definately pearl

BOB Three people in particular stand out, cannot see who they are from the door, but the lights of the stage highlight something

Vee Barlett: does the you all keep an eye out gesutre to the others

Vee Barlett: you know the one, two fingers eyes, one finger out

Lirtimya: Nods at Vee

I can see the sunshine
Coming through my room
Breaking down the winter of my discontent
Looking out my window
At the people passing by
I keep wondering where my old companion went
On the steps of the museum
I wrote a line or two
But it took a while to find my way
Back to something true like
This is where I lay my hat
This is where they know my name
This is where they show me that
A man's not so alone
Maybe I'm already home
(Sometimes you've got to go back)
Maybe I'm already home
(Sometimes you don't know why)
Sliding down the window
Burning up the daze
Cutting through the veil that keeps on blinding me
I was only sleeping
Waiting here for you
Waiting for your touch that keeps reminding me
Well I've seen the world of wonders
Been underneath it too
But it took a while just to find my way
Back to something true like
This is where I lay my hat
This is where they know my name
This is where they show me that
A man's not so alone
Maybe I'm already home
(Sometimes you've got to go back)
Maybe I'm already home
(Sometimes you don't know why)
Why it had to take me so long
Just to find a place that really feels
This must be where I belong
Thinking about it
All I had to do was click my heels
This is where I lay my hat
This is where they know my name
This is where they show me that
A man's not so alone
Maybe I'm already home
(Sometimes you've got to go back)
Maybe I'm already home
(Sometimes you don't know why)

BOB A song from the stage

Ashling Ambrose: Stops singing

Ashling Ambrose: Looks around at the polite applause

Vee Barlett: quietly, "I see three possible interesting people."

Vee Barlett: points to the three

Ashling Ambrose: Tell me what did you think of that?

Jeanne Massouchanteau: I think that was a bit long winded with so many repeated lines

Jeanne Massouchanteau: Are you trying to reinforce something?

Ashling Ambrose: I was hoping to show how we are all already where we belong if we just take the time to realize that

Ashling Ambrose: Looks at Lirt, What did you think of the lyrics?

Lirtimya: It was nice, I don't see much wrong with it, but I am not a musician

Ashling Ambrose: Does anyone have any comment on the melody?

Ashling Ambrose: Looks over at Levi and Vee

Levi Reed: I prefer something you can dance to

Vee Barlett: It was nice. I think?

Ashling Ambrose: I will not claim to have much of a dance repertrois

Ashling Ambrose: I tend to more story telling

Levi Reed: It was nice for what it was, it just wasn't for me

Vee Barlett: Ah, too bad our storytelling friend isn't here. He'd probably have loved it.

Ashling Ambrose: I have one more for my set

Ashling Ambrose: Don't know much about you
Don't know who you are
We've been doing fine without you
But, we could only go so far

Don't know why you chose us
Were you watching from above
Is there someone there that knows us
Said we'd give you all our love

Will you laugh just like your mother
Will you sigh like your old man
Will some things skip a generation
Like I've heard they often can
Are you a poet or a dancer
A devil or a clown
Or a strange new combination of
The things we've handed down

I wonder who you'll look like
Will your hair fall down and curl
Will you be a mama's boy
Or daddy's little girl
Will you be a sad reminder
Of what's been lost along the way
Maybe you can help me find her
In the things you do and say

And these things that we have given you
They are not so easily found
But you can thank us later
For the things we've handed down

You may not always be so grateful
For the way that you were made
Some feature of your father's
That you'd gladly sell or trade
And one day you may look at us
And say that you were cursed
But over time that line has been
Extremely well rehearsed

By our fathers, and their fathers
In some old and distant town
From places no one here remembers
For the things we've handed down

Ashling Ambrose: Finishes and looks around

Vee Barlett: claps politely

Lirtimya: Also claps politely with Vee

Jeanne Massouchanteau: Much better

Jeanne Massouchanteau: It is like a father not understanding where his child is coming from

Levi Reed: totally isn't wiping a tear away

Ruffus DeOrange: Fathers never know what they are sending out to the world

Jeanne Massouchanteau: I think if you can add a bit to the last

Vee Barlett: Mothers know even less, sometimes.

Levi Reed: Every family is different. I'm sure some of them know stuff. Somewhere. Probably

Jeanne Massouchanteau: I think if you made it sound more like... ambigious?

Vee Barlett: lightls nudges Lirt and nods towards DeOrange

Lirtimya: Nods in acknowledgment to Vee, seeing DeOrange in the crowd

Ashling Ambrose: Who would like to come up and give us their composition?

Vee Barlett: quietly, "You got a poem, Levi? Stall?"

Levi Reed: quietly to Vee, "always"

Jeanne Massouchanteau: Clouds move in
From off the horizon
Feels like nighttime
In the middle of the day
And I don't know why
But it's still so suprisin'
How a love grows stronger
Or it just fades away

But you look older today
Than I've ever seen you
I think I know the reason
We might wash all our tears away
But you got to bundle up baby
For the rainy season

I hear you breathing heavy
Cross the bar table tonight
I can feel the air is thick as thieves
Sometimes I just want to tell you
We'll be all right
At least that's what some part of me believes

But you look older today
Than I've ever seen you
Think I know the reason
We might wash all our tears away
But you got to bundle up, bundle up, bundle up
For the rainy season

Oh, oh I've been holding on so long
Holding on and holding on so long
Oh, oh I've been holding on so long
Won't you bundle up baby
Could you bundle up, bundle up, bundle up
For the rainy season

Ashling Ambrose: What does everyone think about Jeanne's prose this afternoon?

Levi Reed: It's good, but everyone is such a downer

Levi Reed: Don't you guys ever do happy stuff?

Vee Barlett: Is the looking older supposed to be good or bad?

Ruffus DeOrange: Let me try

Ruffus DeOrange: I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door
I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door
And if she needs me bad
I can find about two or three more

I got one through the basement
Two down the hall
And when the going gets tough
I got a hole in the wall

I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door
I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door
And if she needs me bad
I can find about two or three more

I can come through the chimney like Santa Claus
Go through the window and that ain't all
A lot of good ways I don't want you to know
I even got a hole in the bedroom floor

I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door
I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door
And if she needs me bad
I can find about two or three more

I got a way through the closet behind her clothes
A way through the attic that no one knows
A master key that fits every lock
A hidden door behind the grandfather clock

I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door
I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door
And if she needs me bad
I can find about two or three more

Jeanne Massouchanteau: That has a nice rhyme to it

Levi Reed: You got crabs in your chimney man?

Levi Reed: I can help you with that

Vee Barlett: Why 29? Is that number significant?

Vee Barlett: It's a bit... odd.

Levi Reed: Also, why are you creeping around? If it's your baby, shouldn't you just be able to walk in?

Ruffus DeOrange: Not everyone is always happy to have people visiting

Levi Reed: Babies can't say whether they're happy or not

Levi Reed: Seems irrelevant

Levi Reed: I like the style, but the content is... disconcerting

Jeanne Massouchanteau: I have one

Levi Reed: Can I buy you a drink after this, sir? I'd like to hear more about it

Jeanne Massouchanteau: Let's go down to the sound tonight
Tide is low and we can walk on water
Reel me in under that starry light
Just like the fisherman's daughter

Baby when the bands and the barkers go home
They say that Venus she rises
From out of the foam
She dances on air and laughs at the moon
And watches young lovers in fiery dunes

So are you willing to wait for the miracle
Willing to wait it through
Are you willing to wait for the miracle
Or don't you believe they're true?

There's an old man sitting by the side of the pier
He's got his cross and his vision
And his bottle of beer
He just sits all day and all through the night
Praying for a vision or a heavenly light

'Cause he's willing to wait for the miracle
Willing to wait it through
He's willing to wait for the miracle
What else is he gonna do?
What else is he gonna do?

Now me I don't need no heavenly sign
'Cause I got the water and the wine
So baby please let your lovelight shine
'Cause we're all gonna meet our maker
Sometime

That's why I'm willing to wait for the miracles
I'm willing to wait them through
I'm willing to wait for the miracles
But I just can't wait -- for you
Just can't wait for you
Let's go down to the sound tonight
And walk on water
Walk on water
Walk on water

Vee Barlett: Are all these about lost loves? Isn't there more to life?

Ashling Ambrose: Nods to Vee

Ashling Ambrose: There does seem to be a theme today

Levi Reed: Reminds me of one I heard once somewhere...

Vee Barlett: I'm guessing everyone's been going through heartbreak or somethin' if that's their inspiration.

Levi Reed: Everything’s wrong,
Days are too long,
Sunshine’s too hot,
Wind is too strong.
Clouds are too fluffy,
Grass is too green,
Ground is too dusty,
Sheets are too clean.
Stars are too twinkly,
Moon is too high,
Water’s too drippy,
Sand is too dry.
Rocks are too heavy,
Feathers too light,
Kids are too noisy,
Shoes are too tight.
Folks are too happy,
Singin’ their songs.
Why can’t they see it?
Everything’s wrong

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Artistic Ability [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 3]

Vee Barlett: Well at least it isn't about a lost love...

Ashling Ambrose: WOW

Levi Reed: That's what I'm saying! They act like everything is bad because they had a fling

Levi Reed: People come and go. You might as well complain about grass being too green

Vee Barlett: ...it is.

Ashling Ambrose: That is very nice... who are you?

Levi Reed: Levi from Lemonshire

Jeanne Massouchanteau: You have an interesting take on things

Levi Reed: Eh, don't try and recruit me. I already tried to get in and got told to go away

Jeanne Massouchanteau: I have been working on this, it is not too lost love

Jeanne Massouchanteau: Don't talk to her when shooting stars are falling
Don't talk to her when she can smell the jasmine in the air
Don't talk to her when no one knows you're calling
You might just say the words that keep her waiting there

Don't talk to her when she is softly sleeping
Don't wake her to the sound of your voice whispering her name
Don't tell her all the secrets you've heen keeping
Don't tell her that you're drowning in a river of shame

When the wolf is howling
Underneath the moon
Underneath the window
Of a hotel room
Burn the blanket
Shoot the light
But don't talk to her at night

Don't talk to her in thunder or in lightning
Don't talk to her with fuses blown and wires falling down
Don't talk to her when the fever is frightening
When she's burning in the bedroom in an evening gown

Or when the wolf is howling
Undernearh the moon
Underneath the window
Of a hotel room
Burn the blanket
Shoot the light
But don't talk to her at night
Don't talk to her at night

Vee Barlett: Hmm, now that one I like. It's relatable.

Jeanne Massouchanteau: Thank you

Ruffus DeOrange: I have one more to hear some thoughts on

Ruffus DeOrange: Baby let's go below the surface
See what we can find
There's no reason to be nervous
'Cause it happens all the time

I don't wanna go up to the mountain
I don't need to go down to the sea
Gonna sit right here 'til we unravel
The mystery

While the lights of the city
Are shining below
Gonna hold on to you girl
And never let go
While everyone else is just walking around
In their sleep
Baby let's dig down
Dig down deep
I wanna dig down deep
La la la la

And I don't wanna wait until tomorrow
'Cause the fortune said that "The time is now"
It's time to find out what we're doing
What we're doing anyhow

Yeah, let's go out in the moonlight
And walk for a while
Maybe stay up all night
And talk, we could talk for a while
Baby kick off your shoes
'Cause you got nothin to lose
But your sleep
Baby let's dig down
Dig down deep
I wanna dig down deep
Could you dig down deep?

It's an open invitation
So baby don't you cry
It's a life long celebration
And I think we're right on time
It's a feeling in your heart
And a lump in the throat
It's a strange and lovely ride
Wanna dig down deep inside
La la la la
La la la la

While the lights of the city
Are shining below
Gonna hold on to you girl
And never let go
While everyone else is just walking around
In their sleep
Baby let's dig down
Dig down deep
I wanna dig down deep
Could you dig down deep?
I wanna dig down deep (Yeah)
La la la la

Ruffus DeOrange: Is that less of a lost love for you?

Vee Barlett: Better, but confusing. How can you go below the surface if you don't want to go to the sea?

Ashling Ambrose: Sir DeOrange, you are doing very nicely today, it has been far too long that we have heard your lines

Levi Reed: It's ok, but it doesn't even come close to the genius of Sir Richard

Levi Reed: We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Artistic Ability [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 15]

Ashling Ambrose: WOW

The time is 4:00 PM

Ashling Ambrose: Looks over at Lirt,

Ashling Ambrose: What song can you offer us this afternoon?

Lirtimya: I am no musician, simply here to enjoy the art

Vee Barlett: Oh, come on, Lirt. You read. I'm sure you read something you enjoyed and would want to share.

Lirtimya: Just shrugs

Ruffus DeOrange: Glances over to Vee

Ruffus DeOrange: I have something else

Ruffus DeOrange: Baby I've been searching like everybody else
Can't say nothing different about myself
Sometimes I'm an angel and sometimes I'm cruel
But when it comes to love I'm just another fool

Yes I've climbed a mountain
I'm gonna swim the sea
There ain't no act of God, girl
Could keep you safe from me
My arms are reaching out,
out across this canyon

I'm asking you to be my true companion
True companion
True companion

So don't you dare and try to walk away
I've got my heart set on our wedding day
I've got this vision of a girl in white
Made my descision that its you alright
When I take your hand, I watch my heart set sail
I'll take my trembling fingers, and I'll lift up your veil
Then I'll take you home and with wild abandon
Make love to you just like a true companion
You are my true companion
I got a true companion
Whoa true companion

When the years have done irreparable harm
I can see us walking slowly arm in arm,
Just like that couple on the corner do
Cause girl I will always be in love with you
When I look in your eyes, I still see that spark
Until the shadows fall, until the room grows dark

Then when I leave this earth I'll be with the angels standing
I'll be out there waiting for my true companion
Just for my true companion
True companion
True companion

Vee Barlett: smiles at him (internally begrudgingly)

Jeanne Massouchanteau: How many times can you say True in one song?

Vee Barlett: See? Improving already.

Vee Barlett: At least it's not lost, lost, lost.

Ruffus DeOrange: I think the question is do the ladies like it?

Levi Reed: Yeah Vee, do the ladies like it?

Vee Barlett: A line about sailing, another about the sea? It's hitting all the points I like.

Ashling Ambrose: That can be nice

Vee Barlett: Of course, it's easy to claim such extraordinary acts. But it's better to prove them.

Levi Reed: I got one for ya, Vee

Levi Reed: I'm sailing away
Set an open course for the Virgin Sea
'Cause I've got to be free
Free to face the life that's ahead of me
On board, I'm the captain
So climb aboard
We'll search for tomorrow
On every shore
And I'll try, oh Lord, I'll try
To carry on
I look to the sea
Reflections in the waves, spark my memory
Some happy, some sad
I think of childhood friends and the dreams we had
We lived happily forever
So the story goes
But somehow we missed out
On the pot of gold
But we'll try, best that we can
To carry on
A gathering of angels
Appeared above my head
They sang to me this song of hope
And this is what they said
They said come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me, lads
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me, baby
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
I thought that they were angels
But to my surprise
We climbed aboard their starship
We headed for the skies

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Artistic Ability [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 14]

Vee Barlett: Singing a song about climbing mountains? That's great, but you gotta prove you can actually do such things. Gift giving, all that.

Ruffus DeOrange: Well how about...

Ruffus DeOrange: I was a little too tall
Could've used a few pounds
Tight pants points hardly renown
She was a black haired beauty with big dark eyes
And points all her own, sitting way up high
Way up firm and high

Ruffus DeOrange: Not sure how I want the rest of it to move

Ruffus DeOrange: It seems to flow but it not quite

Ruffus DeOrange: We weren't in love, oh no far from it
We weren't searchin’ for some pie in the sky summit
We were just young and restless and bored
Living by the sword
And we'd steal away every chance we could
To the backroom, to the alley, or the trusty woods
I used her, she used me
But neither one cared
We were getting our share

Vee Barlett: You got the noun, but where's the verb? How are you going from past to future? There's the present you're missing.

Levi Reed: snickers slightly, thinking that Vee is going to have to allowed herself to be wooed by this clown

Vee Barlett: is very aware of that and will kill Levi later

Ashling Ambrose: I have one that is too .... wistful...

Ashling Ambrose: She runs down the staircase
And into the yard
And she goes down to the end of the drive
With her friends on the phone
And her angels on guard
She's just recently feeling alive
After all of the tears and the changes
Now there's something that's taken ahold
She's becoming gold
She's becoming gold

She thinks of a boy
That she knew back in school
And she wonders if he's doing all right
The man of her dreams
Isn't all that he seems
And the baby don't sleep through the night
Something is moving inside her
And the weather is turning so cold
But she's becoming gold,
She's becoming gold
She's becoming gold (I've seen her)
She's becoming gold

She can hear in the distance
The sound of the cars
And she sees the snow falling down on the hill
Now the trees and the houses
Are white as the stars
And she doesn't wanna cry
But she probably will
As she thinks about all of life's mystery
And how slowly the answers unfold
She's becoming gold
She's becoming gold

Ashling Ambrose: It does not seem to have a good ending

Levi Reed: I kind of like the ending of that one

Vee Barlett: It's got some mystery to the ending. Makes you think.

Ashling Ambrose: Thank you

Ashling Ambrose: I want people to feel the yearning

Ashling Ambrose: but to know it can find something?

Vee Barlett: Like the sea.

Vee Barlett: Yearning to go somewhere, not sure where, but you can find something if you sail far enough.

Ashling Ambrose: OH OH

Ashling Ambrose: I have one about the sea!

Ashling Ambrose: Let me think

Ashling Ambrose: Shakes her head slightly

Ashling Ambrose: Umm

Ashling Ambrose: Ummm

Ashling Ambrose: I could hear the shutters banging
In my mother's house
And the wind just kept blowing off the lake
I ran down to the front door
And told the ambulance man
"Everything's all right here Sir
There must be some mistake"
Saints preserve us
We're all going down
This ship is sinking in the sea
Saints preserve us
And carry us along
For we may be together in eternity

My father was staring off into another world
And my mother she was laying very still
The baby was crying
And I tried to block it out
Then from somewhere deep inside me
Came a deathly chill

Saints preserve us
Wherever we might fall
This is all too big a mystery
I remember I was standing in the corner of the room
Saying "Look at how she's leaving us
So quietly so soon"
And in her final hour
I saw her reaching up her hands
Like she was asking to be taken high above us
Didn't she love us?
Saints preserve us
We're all going down
This ship is sinking in the sea
Saints preserve us
And carry us along
For we may be together in eternity
Saints preserve us
Saints preserve us
Wherever we may fall
Saints preserve us
Saints preserve us
And carry us along

Vee Barlett: is still confused what cars and ambulances are but listening

Vee Barlett: Well that's.... kind of melancholy and haunting.

Lirtimya: Trying to think of a song, books on music are not something she often reads, but maybe she can try to remember one or two

Ruffus DeOrange: Starts humming

Ruffus DeOrange: Tonight I cried the tears of a child
Who knows what fear runs deep and wild
Inside
But the river's in flood tonight
I lay down and the light streamed across my face
I felt the beauty of some deeper grace
And I tried
To find my way to the other side
I feel your skin as smooth as silk
Drunk like a baby on his mama's milk
Take me down under the wishing tree
Lay your healing hands on me
Been a long time sailing this deserted ship
There's no messiahs out here, baby
But I found the holy grail all right
'Cause I'm lying in your arms tonight
Yeah....
I feel your skin as smooth as silk
Drunk like a baby on his mama's milk
Take me down under the wishing tree
Lay your healing hands on me
Lay your healing hands on me....

Vee Barlett: Points for sailing. Although one or two parts seemed a bit repetitive.

Lirtimya: King and Queen of the Pelicans we
No other Birds so grand we see
None but we have feet like fins
With lovely leathery throats and chins
Ploffskin, Pluffskin, Pelican jee
We think no birds so happy as we
Plumpskin, Ploshkin, Pelican jill
We think so then, and we thought so still
We live on the Nile, The Nile we love
By night we sleep on the cliffs above
By day we fish, and at eve we stand
On long bare islands of yellow sand
And when the sun sinks slowly down
And the great rock walls grow dark and brown
Where the purple river rolls fast and dim
And the ivory Ibis starlike skim
Wing to wing we dance around
Stamping our feet with a flumpy sound
Opening our mouths as Pelicans ought
And this is the song we nightly snort
King and Queen of the Pelicans we
No other Birds so grand we see
None but we have feet like fins
With lovely leathery throats and chins
Ploffskin, Pluffskin, Pelican jee
We think no birds so happy as we
Plumpskin, Ploshkin, Pelican jill
We think so then, and we thought so still

Levi Reed: Oooh, that's really nice

Levi Reed: I didn't know you had it in you, Lirt

Ashling Ambrose: That is very interesting

Lirtimya: Thank you

Vee Barlett: Ah, see? Lirt knows a good one.

Vee Barlett: Missin' an albatross, but otherwise that one calls to me.

Jeanne Massouchanteau: I have a strange one

Jeanne Massouchanteau: This one is maybe closer to the ocean?

Jeanne Massouchanteau: I talk to you in turbulence
That's when I see the light
But she has visions on the hillside
Then she speaks in tongues all night

You've got such a faithful little servant
Why don't you pay her no mind?

She prays for Providence
She needs a little more of your attention
She waits for Providence
Just a little intervention

She was sailing on the ocean blue
She felt the presence of something strange
She could not tell if it was alien
She only knew her life would change

If you were sending down a message
Why do you hang her on a line?

She prays for Providence
I don't know why you cannot hear her
She waits for Providence
Are you just waiting to be near her

Are you thinking something
And not letting on?
Will she understand what you planned
Before she's gone?

She prays for Providence
She needs a little more of your attention
She waits for Providence
Just a little intervention

Vee Barlett: Now that one I like. Most relatable yet.

Vee Barlett: glances at Ruffus

Ruffus DeOrange: Jeanne, you do have a certain way of telling a story

Vee Barlett: takes notes to introduce Rothuss to Jeanne

Ruffus DeOrange: I have one more in me today

Ruffus DeOrange: You'll never know how much I love you
You'll never know how much I care
When you put your arms around me
I get a fever that's so hard to bear
(You give me such a)
Fever in the morning
Fever all through the night
Fever when you kiss me, baby
And fever when you hold me tight
The sun lights up the daytime
The moon lights up the night
Yeah but I light up every time you call my name
And I know you're gonna treat me right
(You know I just can't stand by myself,
'Cause I got a fever....)

 Ashling Ambrose: Looking around the audience 

Vee Barlett: nods in appreciation

Levi Reed: We got a priest who could take care of that for ya

Ashling Ambrose: Young lady? What is your name? (looking at Vee)

Levi Reed: Not sure where he is at the moment

Ashling Ambrose: Don't be shy

Vee Barlett: You can call me Violet, m'am.

Ashling Ambrose: You have not offered up a verse yet

Vee Barlett: I prefer listening to them.

Ashling Ambrose: smiles

Ashling Ambrose: we are here to hear you

Ashling Ambrose: You must have a bit of a verse inside you

Vee Barlett: sighs

Vee Barlett: Alright, let me think...

Vee Barlett: There once was a ship that put to sea
The name of the ship was the Billy O' Tea
The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh)
Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguing is done
We'll take our leave and go
She'd not been two weeks from shore
When down on her a right whale bore
The captain called all hands and swore
He'd take that whale in tow (huh)
Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguing is done
We'll take our leave and go

Vee Barlett: Only sea shanties, but they're their own type o' poetry.

Lirtimya: It is quite nice

Ashling Ambrose: That is fun

Ashling Ambrose: Very nice

Vee Barlett: Heartbreak is sometimes better soothed with a good shanty. And rum.

Jeanne Massouchanteau: I have one last one for the afternoon before I must leave

Jeanne Massouchanteau: Listen old soldier
Wherever you are
The hills or the valleys
Come near or come far
They say youth is a treasure
We waste when we're young
So come down from that place
Where your medals are hung
You're forever returning
And yearning to fight
And you feel just like
An old soldier tonight...
Listen old soldier
'Cause time doesn't wait
The moon's on your shoulder
And the hour is late
And something there inside
Still calls out to you
And you won't fade away
Whatever you do
You're forever beginning
Barely winning the fight
You feel just like
An old soldier tonight...
You're not getting no younger
That much is true now
But you still got that hunger
Burning in you now
So what do you do now?

(What do you do now?)
Listen old soldier
To the sound in your ears
Of too many battles
Of too many years
But there's only one thing
You've learned in defeat:
That losing is bitter
And victory is sweet
Yeah you're always unravelling
Travelling light
And you feel just like
An old soldier tonight
You feel just like
An old soldier tonight
(That's right)
Just an old soldier...

Ashling Ambrose: Jeane you always do have a meloncoly theme

Vee Barlett: She does, but that one is a right balance of melancholy and... something else?

Levi Reed: Violet, you've never had your heart broken in your life, how would you know?

Vee Barlett: None I've told you about, pal.

Lirtimya: I quite enjoyed it

Ashling Ambrose: Please do everyone come join us for refreshments in the sunroom

Ashling Ambrose: Leading the way to a side room

Vee Barlett: follows and wonders if Rothuss will ever return

Lirtimya: Follows

Levi Reed: Are you talking about that time when you found out that person you were chasing was a half-sibling?

Vee Barlett: elbows Levi, hard

Vee Barlett: whispers, "Dumbass, don't talk."

Vee Barlett: I'll do what I need to do, but you better shut your mouth before you ruin this chance I have, got it?

Vee Barlett: Or I'll Dad that super embarrassing story you know will forever color his opinion of you.

Levi Reed: I don't have a chance with your dad anyway, go ahead

Vee Barlett: That means access to his wardrobe and fashion sense, too.

Levi Reed: ugh, fine

Vee Barlett: Either way, shut your mouth and think for a second before you ruin anything.

Levi Reed: I'm sure finding half siblings isn't that uncommon

Vee Barlett: Don't. Give. Anything. Away.

Levi Reed: I need to get a drink so I can think straight

Vee Barlett: Hopefully they'll have some at the refreshments.

Vee Barlett: Lirt, you keep an eye on Levi, yeah?

Lirtimya: On it

Vee Barlett: Thank ya, m'am.

Levi Reed: I don't need a babysit.... yeah, ok, you make a good point

Vee Barlett: If he wants to flirt, then we're gonna flirt. Ugh. Dad would be proud.

Levi Reed: Awww, wittle Viowet, aww gwown up

Vee Barlett: I want to punch you so bad right now.

Lirtimya: Sighs and rubs her temples

BOB We are jumping to Rothuss (and Melange if Sharif is here)

BOB The rest of the group has been gone into the Cohn Theater for a while now

BOB Rothus spent a bit of time there trying to see what the slight of hand was about but did not understand the intricacies

BOB What else around the college would he like to explore? knowing that he will have to train somewhere, with someone, eventually

BOB and Jericho is not here to earn a new name either

BOB but we have the two bards with options now

BOB Grab me when you have something you need to accomplish,

BOB want to make sure everyone has a place to go as they want

BOB but we can slip back to the sun room with Vee, Levi, and Lirt

Neha Elfbreath: Helloooo THereeee

Neha Elfbreath: HOW are you!

Neha Elfbreath: SOOOOO nice to seeee you

Neha Elfbreath: yooooooo

Vee Barlett: Er, hi?

Neha Elfbreath: Can I fetch a water for Yoooooooo

Levi Reed: You have anything a bit stronger?

Neha Elfbreath: Whisky coming right up

Levi Reed: Fantastic

Kala Ocean: Neha can you bring us some cookies please?

Lirtimya: I'll take water

Levi Reed: nudges Vee

Levi Reed: Go chat up your new beau

Neha Elfbreath: I have lemon or I have ginger for yooooooooooo

Vee Barlett: sighs

Vee Barlett: This isn't my strong point.

Levi Reed: Lemon, please

Kala Ocean: Ginger please Neha

Neha Elfbreath: Goes off to fetch sweets

Kala Ocean: Hello

Kala Ocean: How is everyone doing this afternoon?

Kala Ocean: Welcome to our pacing workshop

Kala Ocean: Today we will work on timing and making sure you can keep a beat

Kala Ocean: One Two One Two

Kala Ocean: Can you keep with that?

Kala Ocean: It is just like rowing on a ship

Kala Ocean: PUSH PULL

Kala Ocean: PUSH PULL

Vee Barlett: mutters, "And yet still difficult for so many."

Ruffus DeOrange: Winks at Kala, I agree

Lirtimya: nudges Vee with a smirk

Levi Reed -> Vee Barlett: Why the hell is Ruffus even here?

Vee Barlett -> Levi Reed: Tryin' to impress people? Poet who has a side job? A college like this teaches more than poetry if ya didn't notice.

Levi Reed -> Vee Barlett: Yeah, but he's not at the morethanpoetry workshop

Vee Barlett -> Levi Reed: Matty does more than pickpocket. Ain't they allowed to have other hobbies?

Levi Reed -> Vee Barlett: Does he!?

Vee Barlett -> Levi Reed: Ask him one day.

Ruffus DeOrange: PUSH

Ruffus DeOrange: PUSH

Ruffus DeOrange: PULL

Ruffus DeOrange: PULL

Kala Ocean: No no you need to learn to keep to an easy pace before you experiment

Vee Barlett: You can't push twice without pullin' first.

Kala Ocean: Yes

Kala Ocean: Pull

Kala Ocean: push push

Kala Ocean: pull

Vee Barlett: Er, if ya wanna go in a circle, sure. But ya gotta go an even push, pull, push pull but put heart into it.

Kala Ocean: One two three

Kala Ocean: One two three

Kala Ocean: One two two three

Kala Ocean: One two two three

Lirtimya: Humming a small tune softly and watching the class happening

Kala Ocean: We have some new people here today

Kala Ocean: You look like you might have some experience with timing (looking at Lirt)

Lirtimya: Not much, but I have some

Kala Ocean: Do you have a favorite beat?

Lirtimya: Not really, just whatever will match my current task

Kala Ocean: Versitle is a good thing

Neha Elfbreath: Here are Your Cookieeeeeeeees

Neha Elfbreath: We have lemon and ginger for yoooooooo both

Neha Elfbreath: and the salt one for yoooooooooo Lord Orange

Ruffus DeOrange: Smiles and takes two off of her plate

Lirtimya: What about you? Do you have a favorite beat?

Kala Ocean: I prefer a 4 4 time

Kala Ocean: one two three one two three

Lirtimya: Nods

Kala Ocean: every beat on a moment

Kala Ocean: take the downbeat and make it work

Kala Ocean: ONE down two life three over ONE down

Kala Ocean: What brings our young new listeners to our concert series?

Erlathan Twoaxe: HEY HEY HEY

Vee Barlett: Just tryin' to broaden my horizons while in town.

Vee Barlett: Meet people, all that.

Erlathan Twoaxe: How is everyone doing today!

BOB I will say that Melange and Rothuss are looking through the Cohn theater for the rest of the group

Rothuss Carder: leans against a wall to observe.

MeLange: Hey Rothuss sorry i been out of it recently

Rothuss Carder: claps MeLange on the shoulder.

MeLange: Thanks man, you know sometimes I get these feelings, and like... I just don't know what to do with them

Rothuss Carder: No worries, man. I can imagine a person getting overwhelmed here.

MeLange: and I'm like "you're better than this!"

MeLange: but then I'm like

MeLange: "maybe I'm not better than this"

MeLange: sad face

MeLange: Where's the gang anyway Rothuss? I need something to do, keep my mind busy

Rothuss Carder: Cohn theatre, over there. C'mon, man, let's go find them.

MeLange: Ok fine if you insist

Vee Barlett: But ain't 4/4 one two three four while 3/4 is what you're soundin' out?

Erlathan Twoaxe: I am here for your stringing needs

Levi Reed: Yeah, Violet has been a little lonely lately

Kala Ocean: warm smile at Vee

Kala Ocean: What you mean is a dance move

Kala Ocean: Step one two three four STEP one two three four

Kala Ocean: when you need to life and push like rowing it is ONE down two up three over ONE down

Vee Barlett: Nah, my Pa taught me a bit. I don't play, but basic 4/4 is one two three four. If you wanna keep a steady beat, but only three, it's 3/4.

Kala Ocean: Frowns at Vee, I think I know how to row

Vee Barlett: Oh, rowin'? That's basic 2/4. Push, pull. You make it too complicated, the crew gets confused.

Ruffus DeOrange: Whispers in Vee's ear, "She is not part of the school, she just thinks she is."

Vee Barlett: whispers back, "Ah, that explains a lot. You'd think someone knows how to row, right?"

Kala Ocean: Here are new guests!

MeLange: Does Rothuss mean anything?

Kala Ocean: Looking at Melange and Rothuss

MeLange: Like the name "Rothuss"?

Neha Elfbreath: Do yooooo want Teeeeeee?

MeLange: Oh hello

MeLange: Rothuss say hello

Rothuss Carder: waves.

Neha Elfbreath: Helooooooo

Rothuss Carder: Tea'd be great, luv, thanks.

Vee Barlett: (to Ruffus) Don't think we formely met. Violet.

Vee Barlett: holds out hand

Ruffus DeOrange: Bends and kisses her hand, "Hello I am Ruffus."

Vee Barlett: smiles

Vee Barlett: A charmer, eh?

Ruffus DeOrange: Not if you are noticing, then it does not work

Vee Barlett: laughs

Vee Barlett: Then you need to keep practicin', yeah?

Ruffus DeOrange: I will try harder

Neha Elfbreath: Teeee for Yooooooo

Ashling Ambrose: Comes into the room

Vee Barlett: Oh? I have time to see what else you can do.

Ashling Ambrose: Kala! What are you doing, I have told you to stay in the student seats

Ruffus DeOrange: I am certain that time stands still around you

Kala Ocean: I was just teaching rowing

Ashling Ambrose: Please sit down and we can pick up on our lesson this afternoon

Ashling Ambrose: Today we are talking about LISTENING

Ashling Ambrose: Can anyone tell me the most important part of listening?

Vee Barlett: Mm, maybe we can explore that more after this lesson?

Vee Barlett: winks and goes to sit down

Rothuss Carder: And I guess we will be listening to talking about listening?

MeLange: we're guests Roth

Ashling Ambrose: Did you say something young man?

Rothuss Carder: looks innocent.

MeLange: nudges Rothuss

Rothuss Carder: No, carry on please.

MeLange: relief

Levi Reed: goes to sit by Rothuss and MeLange, who are clearly having more fun

MeLange: smells Levi

Ashling Ambrose: Looks at Rothuss,

Ashling Ambrose: Then tell me what is the most important part about listening?

Lirtimya: Sits next to Levi, she was tasked with keeping him in check after all

Rothuss Carder: Two things, I guess. Paying attention, and not being deaf?

Vee Barlett: pointedly looks at the empty seat next to her and then at Ruffus

Ashling Ambrose: I think that being deaf would not help at all I agree

MeLange: gives Rothuss a thumbs up

Ashling Ambrose: Looking over at Vee

Ashling Ambrose: Tell me something about how to listen?

MeLange: nudges Vee

Vee Barlett: Give them your full attention.

Ashling Ambrose: Good

Ashling Ambrose: and you young man? Looking at Melange, what happens when you do not listen?

MeLange: looks at Rothuss

MeLange: you get in trouble?

Ashling Ambrose: Yes you do

Rothuss Carder -> MeLange: One of us whaps you upside the head.

MeLange -> Rothuss Carder: ouch

MeLange: looks at Rothuss

MeLange: what was that for?

Ashling Ambrose: Now looking at Levi, tell me why you think listening is so important in singing

Levi Reed: So you can hit the right notes and not sound like a tone deaf vulture

Ashling Ambrose: Exactly

Ashling Ambrose: and you Lord DeOrange, who should you be listening to right now?

Ruffus DeOrange: glances over at Vee with a wink, "To the most interesting person in the room."

Erlathan Twoaxe: Seriously

Vee Barlett: smiles

Erlathan Twoaxe: You think that is what will win you points?

Erlathan Twoaxe: Shakes his head

Erlathan Twoaxe: You need to listen my boy

Ruffus DeOrange: I thought that was the point of the lesson?

Ashling Ambrose: I think he has expressed some nice points

Erlathan Twoaxe: Pisssing in the pot, he is just parroting

Levi Reed: You don't always need to win, sometimes you just have to rack up enough points to stay in the game

MeLange: yea Levi says that a lot

Erlathan Twoaxe: I am done with repair today it seems

MeLange: ok

Erlathan Twoaxe: so looking in here to see how you are treating miss Ambrose

Erlathan Twoaxe: and it seems none of you have a thought in your head about why to listen

Erlathan Twoaxe: or HOW to listen

Erlathan Twoaxe: or what to listen FOR

MeLange: ummm

Ruffus DeOrange: Listen to her pulse so that you can tell when she is calm and when she is excited

Neha Elfbreath: Listen to Meeeeee

MeLange: seems a little rude

Kala Ocean: To the beat of the waves

Vee Barlett: Listen to the colors of the wind.

Ashling Ambrose: looks around

Ashling Ambrose: Good

Levi Reed: You can't listen to a pulse, you have to feel it

Ashling Ambrose: Tell us more there young man

MeLange: you can't listen to a pulse?

Levi Reed: looks at Vee pointedly, as if to say, "Ruffus is totally going to feel your pulse tonight"

Vee Barlett: pointedly ignores Levi

Levi Reed: Well like... the pulse is just the beat. You can listen to the beat, but you FEEL the pulse

MeLange: I don't know when the music gets going I think I feel the beat

Levi Reed: It's the physical version of the beat

Vee Barlett: is confused if Levi is helping her or making things worse

Rothuss Carder: Rothuss leans back and remains uncharacteristically quiet.

MeLange: thinks: Roth is so cool

MeLange: oh ok Levi

Ashling Ambrose: We will come back to drumming tomorrow

Levi Reed: I was talking about the heart... but I guess it applies to music too?

Levi Reed: looks at Vee again

MeLange: Very poetic of you Levi, I'm impressed

MeLange: music of the heart

Vee Barlett: is still very much ignoring Levi

Ashling Ambrose: It is true that the beating of a heart can be very helpful

MeLange: put that on your tombstone

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Artistic Ability [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20 = 9]

Levi Reed: that's because I'm a poet man

Ashling Ambrose: So what do you tell people about listening young man?

Ashling Ambrose: Looking at Levi

MeLange: Yea tell her Levi

Levi Reed: I mostly tell them that they can't listen if they're still talking

Ashling Ambrose: If you are singing you still need to listen

Rothuss Carder: You gotta read the audience, man.

Levi Reed: Sure but you have to listen selectively

Levi Reed: If you're listening to everything, you're going to mess up

Ashling Ambrose: Selective listening

MeLange: to the sound... of silence

Levi Reed: Get distracted

MeLange: squirrel?

Levi Reed: Like if you're next to someone who won't shut up

Levi Reed: You have to learn to tune them out

MeLange: what was that Levi?

Levi Reed: When it's important

Ruffus DeOrange: I think that listening to the pacing of the words, to the rise and fall of the pitch in a voice can tell you a lot about what someone is trying to NOT say

MeLange: how so?

Erlathan Twoaxe: You are not listening so you are listening better?

Lirtimya: taps the nearest flat object as if to comment she has something to add

Levi Reed: Hey, this could be useful information for you Mel. With Beth. You should listen.

MeLange: I should listen to Beth?

MeLange: excuse me

MeLange: listen to Beth?

MeLange: wait

Levi Reed: No, you should listen to what this guy has to say about what people are NOT saying... and then apply it next time you talk to Beth

Ashling Ambrose: Looks over at Lirt, you spoke a verse or three tell me where you found that? who did you listen to?

MeLange: where is Beth?

MeLange: ack I'm getting a headache

MeLange: listen to what people are not saying?!

Rothuss Carder: pats MeL's shoulder.

MeLange: breathing heavily

Lirtimya: I read, and made a tune from the verse structure I was given, I have read a few books on music, both with music in them and about structure

Rothuss Carder: Stay with us, big guy. Don't read too much into it all.

MeLange: Hey Roth what's up?

Ashling Ambrose: Nods, very nice

MeLange: Ok

Ashling Ambrose: Who here thinks that Structure is more important? and who thinks that Content is more important?

MeLange: Thanks Roth, you're a cool guy

Rothuss Carder: Eh, don't tell me that too often, might go to my head.

Vee Barlett: Structure.

MeLange: Ok, only when you deserve it then

Ruffus DeOrange: Content

Lirtimya: A structure can be fine by itself, but if there is no content there is no reason for structure, you cannot have one without the other

MeLange: you could tell me I'm a cool guy all the time, if you like

Vee Barlett: raises brow at Ruffus

Ruffus DeOrange: If you have well crafted content you can use it in many different structures, but if you only have one structure, one way of performing people will get bored

Vee Barlett: But if your structure is all over the place, your content gets lost.

Vee Barlett: You don't have the structure right, you won't get the content across.

MeLange: what good is muscle without bones?

Vee Barlett: thinks to herself, "Like a ship."

Ruffus DeOrange: If it is important to hear then you will hear it no matter where it is played

MeLange: Levi listen to what I didn't say~

Rothuss Carder: That's kinda like asking, which is more important, a roof or walls, for your house? Missing either one leads to a not good house.

Vee Barlett: You have to convince them it's important to hear first.

Erlathan Twoaxe: a house if made of hearts not hearths

MeLange: oh dang

Ashling Ambrose: Beams

MeLange: hearts and beams?

Levi Reed: Nah, that's a family

Ashling Ambrose: That was very nicely crafted Erlathan

Levi Reed: A house requires hearths

Erlathan Twoaxe: You can have a hearth anywhere

Erlathan Twoaxe: But you can only have a heart if you are alive

MeLange: hmm good point

Levi Reed: And you can only have a house if you have a house

MeLange: it is great to heave a beating heart

Vee Barlett: But a house isn't a home without a heart.

Ruffus DeOrange: The pulse that pounds

Levi Reed: No one said anything about homes

MeLange: home is a house WITH a heart

Ashling Ambrose: I am so proud of you all

Ashling Ambrose: We do need to break for the day

MeLange: is there a cafeteria?

Ashling Ambrose: I think we had a good conversation

Ashling Ambrose: and I do hope that you all join us again tomorrow

Ashling Ambrose: Lord DeOrange do you need your bags?

Levi Reed: Wouldn't miss it for all the whiskey in the world

MeLange: I hear he has a lot of baggage

Ruffus DeOrange: I will leave them here with you Ashling, I will come back later on tonight

Vee Barlett: looks at Levi meaningfully, finallly

Vee Barlett: hopes he can read her mental demands as clearly as Matty can

Neha Elfbreath: I will hold them for yoooooooo

Erlathan Twoaxe: Wraps an arm around Levi and the other around Vee

Erlathan Twoaxe: You two look like you need a drink

Vee Barlett: A drink would be nice...

Vee Barlett: looking over at Ruffus

Levi Reed: Oh, I definitely do. But I was wondering if this fine lady would like to join us...

Levi Reed: looks at Neha

Erlathan Twoaxe: you have been arguing with each other without listening to each other

MeLange: Hey I like drinks

Levi Reed: Your hospitality was wonderful ma'am. Your whiskey was fine and your lemon cookies finer. What is your name?

Neha Elfbreath: I am Nehaaaaaaaaa

Levi Reed: It's so lovely to meet you

Neha Elfbreath: Thank Youuuuuuuuu

Levi Reed: I'm Levi (prounouned the opposite way from how it's really pronounced)

Levi Reed: Would you care to join us for a drink?

Neha Elfbreath: I have to clean up first

Neha Elfbreath: I will see you tomorrow

Levi Reed: Can I help you?

Vee Barlett: tries to slip out of Erlathan's grip

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 9]

Lirtimya: Stands up and walks to Vee

Erlathan Twoaxe: Lets go of Vee momentarily

Vee Barlett: pulls Lirt in to be taken in her place

Lirtimya: Mutters "Guess that works as well"

Vee Barlett -> Lirtimya: Just tryin' to distract our friend, give you all a chance to look through any bags left. Be careful, yeah?

Lirtimya -> Vee Barlett: I'll stay safe

Vee Barlett: winks and walks off to find Ruffus

Lirtimya: Winks jokingly at Vee

Lirtimya -> Vee Barlett: I'll stay safe

Vee Barlett -> Lirtimya: I owe you, First Matey!

Lirtimya -> Vee Barlett: That's three now, don't let the count get too high

Vee Barlett -> Lirtimya: I'll try not, but at least you don't demand anything ridiculous in return. Would a library trip at least pay for one?

Lirtimya -> Vee Barlett: Of course, bonus points if I can keep a couple of the more interesting books

Vee Barlett -> Lirtimya: See? Reasonable payment! I'll work somethin' out, either from that library or see if my sources can find ya the books ya want.

Lirtimya -> Vee Barlett: Thanks Vee, you know just how to make my day

Vee Barlett -> Lirtimya: Anytime! This is why we're friends.

Lirtimya -> Vee Barlett: Well, you go get busy now, I'll stay here and keep this one distracted

Vee Barlett -> Lirtimya: grins and waves

BOB You did manage to get LeOrange aside and you have him separated from his bags

Rothuss Carder: nudges MeL's shoulder and jerks his head in that directions.

Rothuss Carder: C'mon, man, let's get some air while they're all yakking.

Rothuss Carder: Maybe we can find Beth for you.

MeLange: ok Roth

MeLange: oh yea, where DID she disappear off to?

Rothuss Carder: Yeah, I'm a bit tired of just listening. Not really my thing, y'know?

MeLange: what do you feel like doing then?

Rothuss Carder: Maybe there's a drink around here somewhere...

Rothuss Carder: leads MeLange out of the room towards the bags

MeLange: such sweat words

MeLange: sweet

MeLange: sweet words

MeLange: notices bags

MeLange: notices Rothuss

MeLange: Stands with his back towards the baggage hoping to block the view of outsiders

MeLange: in a superman pose

Rothuss Carder: Rothuss trips near the bags and nearly falls down, but smoothly, and continues on, but now with a bag unobtrusively in his hand. (he hopes)

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Tumbling [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 10]

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Pick Pockets [PERCENT:Pick Pockets] (vs. Target 30) [FAILURE by 64] [d100 = 94]

Vee Barlett: leans in closer to Ruffus

Vee Barlett: rests her hand lightly on his arm

Vee Barlett: whispers something in Ruffus's ear, lingering just a second or two longer than necessary.

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 19]

Levi Reed: Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Levi Reed: [SKILL] Artistic Ability [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 18]

MeLange: tear

MeLange: such a beautiful poem... told so badly

Lirtimya: While not a huge fan of socialization with strangers she can't help but feel glad she's not stuck flirting to DeOrange or rummaging through bags

MeLange: Roth how you doin buddy ol pal?

Rothuss Carder: I'm good, man. Just tripped. Shall we go find that drink?

MeLange: yes please