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Building Dragon Fen - Summaries


2019 01 11 quick one by BOB

The night began with everyone going over character sheets to check Level, Hit Points, Saving Throws and Experience Points. Then to check how many potential Weapon or Non-Weapon slots they might have open for training.

Then Ilero and Branwyn sat down to go over the many items in the treasury that needed to be appraised.

Finally building plans were confirmed and after some debate a total of 113 new buildings were created for Dragon Fen over 3 months.

Next session leads off with Roleplay that takes place during those three months including meeting Skarphedin, introducing Thistle to the rest of the group more formally, Branwyn noticing that the Gypsies were right and she is beginning to show, plus any other conversations that someone might want to have.

Then everyone goes off for training so please have your plans in place!

See you then!


Session: 20190118c

Quotes of the Night:

[Master] (Ryan Jilly is a 12 year old girl who just dressed down the two high level fighters)
[Kenna Westfoot (Spring)] (she's intimidating for a 12 year old)
[Hugh D'Ambray (mharm-15549)] (That twelve year old girl saved like 6 of us in slavery from certain bad fates. I'm not buying it)
[Kenna Westfoot (Spring)] (maybe she's undead and arrested in development)
[Kenna Westfoot (Spring)] (or arrested magically)

[Branwyn (Lisa)] What would you say Master Skarphedin to a proposal?
[Branwyn (Lisa)] If you would help us in our land development for a short while, we would provide room and board and then assist you in your investigation.
[Thistle (Carissa)] You're going to propose to him? I thought you were married!
Lord Tiberius (Master) laughs at Thistle
Thistle (Carissa) whispers, "Oh...not that kind of proposal..."
Skarphedin (Ryan) quietly sighs in relief at Thistle's words.

Ilero (TMO)] Hye can look round. Any unique gear t'ey carry, in case hye find it wit'out dwarf near it?
[Kenna Westfoot (Spring)] in case you could not tell, Ilero asked if they had distinctive gear
[Kenna Westfoot (Spring)] it takes time to get used to Ilero's speech
[Ilero]] (TMO) frowns slightly.
[Brother Fotopoulos (JohnAA)] and a good ear
[Thistle (Carissa)] Also, sometimes, he talks a lot about otters, but he's not actually talking about otter otters.

[Ilero]] (TMO) comes over to the dwarf's side. "Hye see please?"
[Lord Tiberius (Master)] You want to pee? OOOOH see sorry Ilero
[Skarphedin (Ryan)] (sky sparks and sky farts you mean)
[Kel (MarioHome)] (very very frightening me)
[Lord Tiberius (Master)] Galileo can you pee
[Lord Tiberius (Master)] (back to Lisa to get us on track again)
[Shi'Nynze (Carissa)] (lol before this goes downhill)
[Brother Fotopoulos (JohnAA)] (please say no, no, no, no, no)
Ilero (TMO)] (BEFORE?)
[Branwyn (Lisa)] (too late!)

[Kel (MarioHome)] Skarp? Sounds like a fish
[Kel (MarioHome)] (anyone?)
[Lord Tiberius (Master)] But a small one that cannot eat Indigo
[Branwyn (Lisa)] (I am not going to cod-dle you Mario)
[Kel (MarioHome)] (rofl!)
[Kel (MarioHome)] (World According to Garp)

Hoffman (JohnAA)] Tiberius, I know I don't know my real mother, but sounds like you do not either
[Lord Tiberius (Master)] I do not know your mother either Hoffman

[Skarphedin (Ryan)] (and back. Had tea to make and a sleeping child to move)
[Kel (MarioHome)] (TMO, I found your tea...)
Ilero (TMO)] (TEA THIEF!!)
Hoffman (JohnAA)] (Ea Hief)
[Shi'Nynze (Carissa)] (*EA HEIF?)
Ilero (TMO)] (TMO tackles Ryan)
[Kel (MarioHome)] (lol)
[Shi'Nynze (Carissa)] (*ackles)
Hoffman (JohnAA)] (GMTA)
[Lord Tiberius (Master)] LOL
[Shi'Nynze (Carissa)] (...MO ackles?)
[Lord Tiberius (Master)] LOL
[Kel (MarioHome)] (lol *2)
[Kel (MarioHome)] (max bonus LOL)

[Neith of Inholt (mharm-15549)] (And back. Dog says thank you)
[Thistle (Carissa)] (Arm wrestling. You and Skarf)
[Thistle (Carissa)] (Yu being Hugh unless Neith feels strong today)
[Thistle (Carissa)] (And Yu being You not Wu)
Ilero (TMO)] (OLOLOLOL)
[Kel (MarioHome)] (who?)
Hoffman (JohnAA)] (Wu?)
[Kenna Westfoot (Spring)] (that's a running joke. we had a Wu Sen Cho.)
[Thistle (Carissa)] (Still have! He is not dead yet!)


Session: 20190201c

Quotes of the Night:

[TMO] IIRC, Suomi means 'swamp' in Finnish.
[Ryan] Isn't Suomi what the Finnish call themselves?
[TMO] Yes.
[TMO] And since a fen is a swamp, 'Fen'-land is the land of swamps.
[Ryan] Well, at least they don't have the false advertising of Greenland. They are honest, at least
[Master] isn't it curious
[Master] originally from the lands around Lake Peipus then pushed back by invaders to the darker forests of Blackwater
[TMO] right, my job here is done. See you all next week!

Lisa] Branwyn starts to bless and chant at Ilero ineffectually
[Carissa] Shi successfully maybe shows her how it's done.
Ilero (TMO)] Gesundheit

[Master] Ring of Male Control, only works when a woman places it on a man's hand then she has the power of Charm over him
[MarioHome] oh, so a wedding ring
[Lisa] Hoffman's wedding present!!


Session: 20190208c

Quotes of the Night:

[Shi'Nynze (Carissa)] To...stay here for...twenty years?
Acorn (TMO) springs out from behind a branch. "That's GREAT! We haven't had elves here since my granddam was a cub!"
[Valoris Onod Ancien (Master)] (sorry TMO not available yet)
[Acorn (TMO)] (awww...)
[Acorn (TMO)] (ok... *shuffles back into the bushes)

[Master] OK so everyone NOT in the tunnel can roll a surprise a d12
[Kenna Westfoot (Spring)] Kenna Westfoot: Cooking check: (d20) [1d20=14] 14 - ROLL SUCCEEDED against 14!!
[Kenna Westfoot (Spring)] (uhm, I did not mean to make a cooking check)
[Kenna Westfoot (Spring)] (I meant to make a snide remark)

[Lisa] but what mage did the ankheg eat?
[Carissa] Howard. Wait that was last time.
[TMO] one too dumb to use up the scrolls


Session: 20190215c

"Please everyone let one thing be clear, before you were a group of adventurers out and about doing what you wanted, if something went wrong you all fixed it because it affected you. NOW you have a few hundred people that can die if you just toss aside a choice because you do not want to be forced to make a decision." - BOB

Quotes of the Night:

[Carissa] Question: how many PCs can read W Common?
[Lisa] Ilero, Bran, Miranda at least
[Carissa] Ilero? But he can barely speak it!

[Carissa] (Fingers crossed ghouls/zombies...?)
[Hugh D'Ambray (mharm-15549)] (fingers crossed)
[Indigo (Lisa)] (yeah it sucks when we hope for zombies and ghouls!)

Master] Yes to leave your hat on
[Master] sorry
[Master] yes to leaving your horse
[Master] that was weird
[Shi'Nynze (Carissa)] (Hat, horse, same thing)
[Kel (MarioHome)] (hmmm, who you texting?!)
[Master] LOL no texting just listing to things

[Master] no to Shur being in danger but she is unable to react
[Shurkural]] (TMO) stands there unreacting. Reactionless. Unable to react. Not reacting at all.


Session: 20190222c

Quotes of the Night:

[Master] so in any case
[Master] you are there with a burning barn
[Spring] and I think the consensus was NO to cooking anything on the fire

[Master] anyone have anything before Branwyn's speech to the town?
[Carissa] (Nope brain dead)
[Master] SHE IS A ZOMBIE!!!! GET HER!!!!
[Shurkural]] (TMO) whacks Carissa in the head with a baseball bat
Master crowd mummers and quiets
[Skarphedin (Ryan)] (I can imagine. They just saw Shur kill Carissa)

[Snezana (Spring)] (while healing in fireball form would be lovely, it's not something I’ve got yet)


Session: 20190301c

Quotes of the Night: (Has anyone seen the quotes? I don't know where they got off to...)

[Carissa] Pun enters a room and kills 10 people. Pun in, ten dead.

[Hugh D'Ambray (mharm-15549)] (Then count it as a loss and the dragonslayers need to go out and make some money)
[Hugh D'Ambray (mharm-15549)] (That's what we do)
Ilero (TMO)] (Is it? I thought we killed things and caused chaos and discord)
[Thistle (Carissa)] Not a comedy act, that's for sure...

[Kel (MarioHome)] Sir Bacon, can you confirm that dear Calliope is a person?
[Kel (MarioHome)] SO you can or cannot?
[Sir Francis Bacon (Carissa)] Of course she is, you Pestiferous lily-livered bugbear!
[Kel (MarioHome)] wow that escalated quickly


Session: 20190308c

Since Carissa is both acting as our fearless DM and is also having serious computer issues, I thought I would help with this week’s summary. Please feel free to embellish and/or add quotes as you desire.

On a bright Misty morning, Hugh, Snezana, Mara, Skarphedrin, Howard and Indigo begin their journey to Old Man Miller’s Inn at Red Fern Lake in the hopes of discovering the whereabouts of Sir Francis Bacon’s lost lady love, Calliope.

The group heads out with Sir Bacon singing and Mara trying to drown him out with her playing. Everything is going well until Sir Francis walks into a spider web with two hungry spiders in it. Combat ensues, one spider is killed and the other wounded terribly by Skarp who not only nearly kills it but removes one of its legs. Sir Bacon is freed and onward we go.

As night falls, we stop and make camp at the what turns out to be a less than optimal campsite if your idea of a campsite being a place where you can get a good night’s sleep. First watchmen Howard, Francis and Skarp were greeted by a group of skeletons. Skarp’s warning successfully woke Indigo and Hugh but left our ladies blissfully asleep through the encounter.

Next up was Indigo and Mara who did not encounter any foes so were left with plenty of time for chit chat. This turns into somewhat of a sad conversation as Mara shares that she is lonely and wants to start anew somewhere out of the Mist where the sun shines. Indigo tells her how much everyone will miss her and suggests that Mara have Jilly take her out to help her meet people.

Just as Indigo falls asleep, Hugh and Snezana hear the sounds of bones rattling in the distance. Seems more skeletons are coming to call. Hugh wakes Indigo and battle ensues again. Most of the skeletons seem to like Hugh best so they surround him and wound him heavily. Taking a break from slicing up skeletons, Hugh wakes Mara. Mara, in turn, pulls her holy symbol from her substantive chest and commands the one remaining living undead skeleton to die. And … it does! Who knew? Maybe we should just wake Mara next time before we start to fight them and then we can all go to sleep.

Hugh gets some healing and it’s morning! Time to get back on the road. The group meets a lone farmer wandering about. He is awed and impressed to be in the presence of Sir Bacon. Indigo is impressed that Sir Bacon is famous. The farmer is wandering since skeletons keep ruining his farmland. Indigo recommends that the farmer head on down to Soggy Hollow and tell Jilly Indigo sent him. The farmer is then impressed to be in the presence of Indigo. Snee impresses upon the group that they should probably get moving and so while the farmer packs for Dragon Fen, the group heads to its next stop – which will be Old Man Miller’s where hopefully they will be able to find the missing Calliope or at least a direction in which to go next.

Quotes of the Night:

[Hugh D'Ambray (mharm-15549)] (Who came up with Sir Francis Bacon?)
[Hugh D'Ambray (mharm-15549)] (I cannot take it seriously :) )
[Howard Plum (Lisa)] (He's not who you think. He's one of the Canadian Bacons)
[Howard Plum (Lisa)] (Distant relation to Kevin)

[Master] so you make it to the hamlet of Mistgarden
[Master] where there is a small village of gnomes also living to the south that you had not known about
[Sir Francis Bacon (Carissa)] (If only we had gnome sooner...)
[Mara (MarioHome)] (they may have info, no way to gnome)


Session: 20190315c

Guest Summarizer: Mario

When we last checked in on our intrepid band of adventurers....

The traveling party found its way on the road to Old Man Miller's Tavern. The crew gets patched up just before they enter the tavern. Nice place, if not well patronized, as Howard exclaims. Just the right amount of people for the early AM time. The party meets Old Man Miller, who knows little of Calliope's whereabouts. He reminisces of her staying there while Sir Francis would perform. Apparently Calliope is a looker (or has high CHR), as Bacon keeps her tucked away while he performs, as she would be a distraction to all. Calliope's sister Thalia is mentioned, seems to be a hell-raiser.

Talk turns to the Countess's TWO children, and of Old Man Miller's scroll to repay Branwyn (She paid Old Man Miller for damages caused to his establishment; he is trying to return the leftover funds). Ultimately, Indigo convinces him to keep the scroll, probably in advance of more possible destruction.

Introductions are interesting: Howard is left out, Snee is also forgotten, and Skarp is the oddity. So ale all around! Old Man Miller mentions the gnomes from their nearby camp are a nuisance, stealing shows and drinks. The crew finds out they mine in the Craniate Wastes, copper and silver. Miller also inquires about the gift Sir Francis was getting for the missing woman. The blacksmith in town has ... something.

So off to the Blacksmith. Sir Francis addresses the smithy as Jill, but...Jill hasn’t been working here for some time, more than two years! Jane runs the show now. Hmmm... how long ago did Bacon order the gift? Bacon reveals his grand gift is a frying pan. Yes, that's right (and you wonder why Calliope ran off??). Maybe if it were made of silver? Nah, it would melt each time it was used, sigh. But silver is a great way to show affection, isn't it? Snee summarizes the message of a silver fry pan: "Be my Cooking Slave!" The crew leaves without te pan, but Indigo goes back to buy it. Jane questions the party's willingness to help Sir Francis. Thistle expresses interest in being a cooking slave and wants the second pan for sale, revealing Indigo as a Sir. Jane is honored to have met The Legend of Sir Indigo (yet offers no discount...)

Sir Francis remembers that Calliope and Thalia liked a place in the Valoris Wood, so off they all go. They set up camp just past the Jistille Estates, skirting the edge of the Wood. First shift is testosterone filled; the men out-macho each other with friendly banter, figuring out how their names came about. (Side note: Queso is NOT as universally known as we all thought, yet remains entirely delicious!). The shift finishes uneventful.

Second shift has Thistle again wanting the fry pan. She quickly changes her mind when she realizes how heavy cast iron really is (and how much maintenance it takes to upkeep properly). Thistle also thinks all elves can identify wildlife like Shi can; Paelius proves her wrong.

Third shift starts with waking the crew. Snezana rises in a fit, with no knowledge of who she is, where she is, nor who her companions are. The entire party now tries to assist Snee. Howard senses something off, so he Detects Magic, and finds a moss in the near vicinity. He recognizes the moss as Obliviax, which can make one lose their memory. The team then collects some in a jar for a possible antidote, while they search the area for more. Hugh suggests the party move close-by but further from here. They settle down for what's left of the night.

The party awakens to ... nothing, no bird chirps, and no leaves rustling. Just...howling. The team draws weapons and prepare to...

Tune in next week (or later tonight, groan) for the conclusion of "Calliope, Where Art Thou?"


Final summary of 2019003 22? - by BOB

Here is a quick wrap up for the Missing Muse Story Arc and the final wrap up (barely mentioned) of the Building Dragon Fen Story Arc that moves us to the next adventure. Although as is typical you know we will still talk about this story arc before we move on next week but trying to move forward!

So moving forward the group left the Obliviax lair behind and ended up on the far eastern edge of the Valoris Wood and as they look around for the source of the howling they stumble upon the wondrous sight of a rainbow swamp. Just as the group starts to emerge at the edge of the swamp a group of wolves attacks. Sir Bacon is the first to be bitten, along with Skarp and Snee. The fighters quickly rally {unlike the combat abilities of KloOge} and bring the fight to the wolves. One of which yells "Ouch" unexpectedly. This seems to ignite Sir Bacon with a flash of inspiration who drops out of the combat and starts to write furiously. With Priestly spell attacks and Magely magic missiles the wolves are quickly Blinded by the Light and subdued in place or they slink away. Snee begins to beleive she should be able to cast magic and also continually fails to be able to cast successfully. It is also discovered that Dara, one of the members of Ilero's guild, does not speak W Comm like the rest of the group.

The one woman?wolf? stumbles backwards to be pinned against a tree as Skarp and Hugh begin to negotiate a way for everyone to cease fighting. It seems that Sir Bacon does know this woman?wolf? or at least she knows him. Sir Bacon is writing away furiously all this time as Hugh physically drags him back into the conversation. This causes some of the papers to fall from Sir Bacon's hands. As Hugh picks the papers up he sees that Sir Bacon has been sprouting poetry in his sudden burst. A quick scan means nothing to Hugh who hands it off to Indigo. Who passes it along to Snee and Mara. Who quickly are entranced by the beauty of the writing, brought to tears as it touches their hearts. As the group confusedly debates the merits of the play they realize that the woman?wolf? has slipped into the swamp and disappeared leaving the group in confusion and chaos. Who was she? Who is Calliope? Was this all for a person or an inspiration or?

In wrapping up Carissa by DM fiat declares that yes Snee has her memory back and no is not a werewolf. Carissa will write more on the Missing Muse page to describe her version of the story arc.

So concludes our side trek and we move onto life at Dragon Fen. A quiet backwater Estate led by a new Countess. How exciting could that possibly be?